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81. Sister Act (1992) · Notable Nostalgia

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  So the only thing we commented about that when we were watching it is every
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  time she's sang and some of the other ones too, especially at her when
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  she would sing and she would like after she was done hitting that note,
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  she would like startle herself like like like, oh, did that really just
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  happened? I really just saying like you've been practicing, Yeah, come down,
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  come down. Hi'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm
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  Maria. And this is notable. Nostalgia left us the Lord for these like
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  gifts we are about to receive. Nostalgia nerds. What's up? We're talking
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  today about Sister Act and I am joined with my crew Ali, Andy and
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  Jeff. Hey there, what's up? Hey? Awesome? So I am
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  so glad that I made you guys watch this movie. What did you think
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  about it? Do you remember seeing it when it came out or you know,
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  what's your experience with it? This is one of my favorite movies ever
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  as a kid, like I remember watching this with my mom all the time,
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  and then we work and then I just happened to watch this, I
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  don't know, maybe six months ago because we were talking about doing this movie.
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  So I was like, I'll check it out again, and then we
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  scheduled to watch it like a month ago, so then I was like,
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  Okay, I'm gonna watch it before then, but something happened so we had
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  to push it forward. So then I watched it again last night. So
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  in the last six months, I've watched on average every other month, which
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  is fucking crazy because I haven't seen it for like thirty years or whatever,
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  twenty five years. And then I just all of a sudden, you know,
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  but yeah, I know, it's crazy. It's not what I remembered
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  really like less funny or like what do you remember? That's different. I
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  felt like the story in my when I was a kid, the story was
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  more like played out, like so they do three montages in this movie,
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  so I feel like they don't really have a big story. I mean they
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  do, but they have so many montages and I don't know how to explain
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  it. I just felt like every time I watched it, I felt like
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  I was missing scenes because it's so fast and with the montage is like,
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  I don't know, it's crazy but interesting. Jeff, I'm sure I watched
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  it when I was a kid, because it I remember is a little bit.
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  But then I don't know. And so then last night I really watched
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  it. But then I took a few edibles and I was just like,
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  oh, this is intense, Like it was so like funny and why and
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  stressful, like more stressful than I thought it was gonna be. And and
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  just like I was talking throughout the movie too, like Jeremy was sitting by
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  me trying to watch it because he really loves this movie, and I just
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  was like talking to the characters almost. So it was good. And I
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  ate some pizza this California Pizza Kitchen. They're frozen pizzas are divine. They're
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  a little more costly but super delicious. You know who makes a good frozen
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  pizza? And this is gonna sound weird, but like the Kroger brand has
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  one cult and it's an orange marmalade and five cheese pizza and it's a it's
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  one that built oply recommended and it's very good. Do you have to add
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  hot sauce to it or anything like just cheap? I think I think it
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  does warrant like a good like hot like at least chili flakes or chili oil,
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  or if you're in the Northwest, you have Mama's little peppers like,
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  oh, it's it's pretty divine. And then I fell asleep right after sidebar.
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  I fell asleep right after I was done eating my pizza and watching this
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  movie. And then I woke up. This morning. I was taking a
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  shower and I barfed in the shower and it was so thick that it confused
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  and smelt like poop. So it research in the shower like it happens all
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  the time. So I had to do so. I had to do some
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  research about the digestive system. And I found out today that you once it
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  turns in, once the food turns into poop, it can't come back up
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  your mouth. So say, I thought it was a good slightly poop my
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  pants today you did? What happened? What the fuck is going on the
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  podcast? Just go off the rails? And if you you don't slightly either
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  do or you don't. That's her sister act. First time I watched it
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  was what a year ago? Two years ago when you made me watch it.
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  I never saw it as a kid. I don't understand that. No,
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  let's say yeah, yeah, that's I mean, I guess did your
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  mom like musicals growing up or anything? Not really like, no, no,
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  I don't even consider this a musical. Oh, I guess there's only
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  like two songs in the room. Yeah, they have the intro at the
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  beginning with a little introp montage and the two songs. I don't know.
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  Yeah, my mom loved musicals growing up, Like What's that Story? Was
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  her favorite movie, and I've seen it a thousand times. So yeah,
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  so I think that's why I watch. Otherwise why would I? I mean,
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  we were five, we were I was five when this came out.
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  Yeah, so you know, I don't know. I just wasn't a movie
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  to take a five year or two or watch, I guess. And if
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  they didn't watch it then and liked it, it wasn't like watching it another
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  down the road or something. So that just didn't happen for me. Well,
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  this was this movie allowed for you to you watch this as a kid?
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  Real? Oh definitely. I was just gonna say, this was one
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  of the only movies that, you know, like, we were allowed to
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  own. So I watched the ship out of this movie and I can probably
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  quote the entire movie. Nice. Yeah, yeah, I have a favorite
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  line from this movie. We'll get to it when we do the review.
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  But it's so good we had to rewind it or whatever it's called, rewind
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  it and like rewatch it a couple of times. There's a line in this
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  movie that's so fucking delicious. Yes, yes, I'm excited. All right,
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  shall we shall we do it? All right? Yeah? Buckled in?
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  All right. So Sister Act is available on Disney Plus from Touchstone Pictures,
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  remember Touchstone Pictures. Yeah, And so the budget was thirty one million,
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  and it grows two hundred and thirty one million worldwide, so quite a
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  quite a good profit there. It was nominated for the Best Motion Picture Musical
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  or Comedy at the Golden Globes, and Whoopie Goldberg was nominated for Best Actress
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  in a Motion Picture Musical or Comedy. It did face several lawsuits for plagiarism,
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  but they were they didn't prevail or they were dismissed. Interesting, Yeah,
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  like other movies, Like some people said that they yeah, like they
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  pitched a script that was similar about well, you know, it's funny you
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  bring that up because I was watching this. I'm like they had this thing
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  in the nineties where they did like someone that was like a really cool person
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  or down on their luck and they would go like I mean, they did
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  that in the seventies and eighties too, But I was like, this reminds
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  me a lot of like Major Pain or Mighty Ducks or Space Jam. You
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  know, you're not talking about Sister Actor find any of this, are you.
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  Yeah, because she had got in trouble and then she had to go
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  to like this group of people that are having issues and they make them better.
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  So Major Pain he's out of the military. Then he goes to the
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  kids and he has to make them troubles. She just witnessed somebody being murdered.
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  But I feel like that's being in trouble from the mob, you know
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  what I mean. It's maybe a little slightly different, but there's a reason
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  she had to be taken out of where she normally is and go do something.
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  Yeah, and it was Space Jam because Michael Jordan gambled all the time
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  and probably got his dad murdered. He had to go to Tumbtown to help
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  them get better. I mean, you could go you can go back,
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  you know. You know, there's just like this is kind of a really
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  common trope. Trope, yeah, for sure, But I feel like in
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  the nineties, like they were really pushing him like in this little like small
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  bunch of time. I was like, Oh, they had a lot of
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  those in the nineties. I didn't think like that, now I see it.
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  I was thinking, it's more like the some like It's hot. It's
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  just kind of like kind of something like some Like It. It's a sort
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  of standard comedy though, right, like one inserting one type of person into
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  other type of setting. Water is always funny. Yeah, she was.
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  She wasn't like sinless. She was she was hooking up with a married man,
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  so like she got it, she had it kind of I think,
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  like, I mean, we'll talk about it, but I think they tried
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  to insert that she's not like the most religious person going into this. So
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  anyways, continue all right, so let's let's start. Oh zlie head for
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  box office stuff? Yeah, did you have more? I just had wanted
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  to mention that the director of this also directed Dirty Dancing, And then okay,
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  the writer who wrote this also wrote Adams Family Values and Stepford Wives,
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  and then Emily Valleys was the second Adams Family, right, yeah yeah,
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  and then wait the Stepford Wives with Nicole Kidman. Yeah, okay, I
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  didn't I didn't like that movie, but the original I thought was good.
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  It was a little more scary the original of that. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  it came out like I think it was. Okay, you're gonna say.
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  Mark Shaman did the soundtrack. He did like eight bajillion soundtracks, like
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  when Harry met Sally Sleepless in Seattle. I just lost the other one,
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  but a bunch of rom comes. Yeah, all right, okay, I
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  feel already over there. Yeah before it starts though, that touched tone sounds
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  before the movie starts. I was like, I'm a child again. We
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  got it on because we we have a love hate relationship with Disney plus because
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  we like beinge it and then we forget that we have it, and then
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  it just charges us as every month. We got it on Amazon TV,
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  Amazon Prime or whatever for cents. That's a pretty good deal. Rented it.
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  Yeah, I don't need to buy. I don't know. I feel
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  like I'm excited to watch the sequel. Like that's what I'm excited for.
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  What I'm loving most about this podcast so far. This episode is Ali's usually
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  one running the show, and this is the first time Rhea's the leader,
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  and I'm loving the the you know, watching especially when the cameras are watching
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  you on a camera right now. Me and Andy. He's were in her
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  room, my pants are off, and it zooms in at really fun times.
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  Yeah, this is kind of random times zooms in the alright A Sister
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  Act Act one. Yeah. So we begin at Saint Anne's Academy in nineteen
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  sixty eight, much to the dismay of the sisters Dolores and Moore into rock
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  and roll than Jesus. She's punished for listening listing the Beatles instead of the
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  Apostles by writing them on the blackboard alphabetically. When she just disobeys again,
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  the sister warns her that the road she's taking least the devil and rhetorically ask
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  if she knows what girls like her become. Dolores smirks, fish is enough.
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  You are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you. Mark my
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  words, Dolores, if you continue on this disruptive track, it will lead
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  straight to the devil. Have you any idea what girls like you become?
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  So I always said, I always. It wasn't until, like I don't
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  know, two watches ago that I learned that she says alphabetically. I always
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  thought she said out the betically, and I was really confused as to what
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  that meant. Anyway, bedically does sound like something religious exactly? Yeah,
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  I was like, out there, better, is that a Catholic thing?
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  Like? Do I not? Anyway? So like pro just a plug for
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  subtitles anyway? True? Cut to the older you get, the more you
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  have to use sub totally totally use. The older I'm getting, the less
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  I'm using them. I'm using anti subtitles where there's subtitles from another movie makes
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  it, oh dare, but this sounds really loud too. Every day of
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  my life's Ali's watching this with subtitles and like just shifting their pants like with
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  diaper, just like I cannot wait. I'm gonna give you a talk with
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  that, but they'll You've talked so many times about pooping your pants, and
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  I know because it's it's expected to me to shut myself. You're so polished,
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  gosh, all right, Okay, I won't bring it up again.
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  You will, Yeah, I will, that's why. Okay, sorry,
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  all right. Cut to a renal lounge where Dolores leads a girl group,
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  the Runnels in song. She clearly hates the gig. I mean, I
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  would teo if I had to sing for old white guys. We hear one
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  of the songs she will revamp for the convent. After her performance, she
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  has an argument with Vince Harvey Kaitel and her apartment. They've been together a
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  while, and yet he refuses to leave his wife. She kicks him out.
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  Dolores tells the girls that she's quitting. Vince sends his goons, Willie
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  played by Richard Portnow from The Sopranos and Joey Robert Miranda from Midnight Run to
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  deliver a mink coat that belongs to his wife. Cementing the idea that Dolores
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  needs to leave, She plans to give Vince back his coat and get the
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  hell out of here. Well, obviously, mister Laroka feels he can win
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  me back by sending me this. Absolutely put it on. Put it on,
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  beautiful. See, some girls will fall for that, but not me.
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  Hanging, I'm gonna make him wait a little while before I just let
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  him know that I what conn of rock. It's his wife's called and gave
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  me his wife's gold. Oh, I don't think put it back on,
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  it's yours. Now, you deserve it. No, I don't deserve it.
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  I haven't earned it. You don't earn other people's wife's fur coats.
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  Okay, it's time to just go upstairs and give it back to him.
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  Get the hell out of a stump. Also, the vest with the gold
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  beaded fringe. I was just all about that. It's so nineties. I
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  was very happy about that. We got to a meeting with Vince and Ernie,
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  Vince's limo driver. Ernie is visibly frightened, and we learned that he's
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  been meeting with police regarding Vince's extracurricular activities. We go back and forth between
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  this meeting and Dolores making her way to Vince's office. One of Vince's goons
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  put a guns puts a gun to Ernie's head. Vince tells Ernie to say
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  good night as Dolores walks in. Ernie's shot. Dolores is shaken, but
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  tries to play it off. Afterwards, Joey asks if she was okay because
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  she seemed upset. Vince says to bring her back for a talk and if
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  she doesn't want to, to take care of it, thinking she'll be the
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  next to day. Dolores drops the coat and runs Joey and Willie chase her
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  through the casino, but Dolores escapes and goes to the police and we get
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  the first of the amazing guitar riffs. So bad. Yeah, that's all
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  I'm talking about. Swears. Thanks for now I can sleep, say good
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  night. Hey Dolores, Dolores, is there a problem with the coat?
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  No, now with the coat? Fine, it's fine, thank you,
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  thank you the way he came in tonight to thank me. Yeah, thank
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  you at the police. Oh, I'm sorry, Oh no, gret ahead.
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  I think Harvey Cattel in any movie I've seen him and I think he's
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  cool as shit everything. I'm like, God, he's looking cool, like
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  he just his whole demeanor, school, his attitude. Yeah. Yeah,
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  he looked dope in this movie too, Like this is like peak Harvet Catel
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  because this is like right after Reser Dogs for me nineties, he's little older,
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  he's dope. Wow. Yeah, it's just such a weird juxtaposition for
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  me for to think of him and Reservoir Dogs and then this because they are
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  very opposite movies. Maybe they're not. Maybe they have a lot of parallels.
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  I mean, he's still they're both, he's still doing organized crime.
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  Then both of them, right, it's not a heat stretched for him.
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  But yeah, the genre films is quite the contrast. Yeah. So at
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  the police station, Dolors recounts what she saw. Lieutenant Eddie Souther played by
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  Bill Nunn, who's in Sirens and Rest in Peace, introduces himself and informs
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  to Lauras that her boyfriend is a major underworld figure into drug dealing and money
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  laundering. The police try to reassure that if she testifies, they'll keep her
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  safe, even though the first two people just kind of disappeared. It will
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  only take a couple of months. Lieutenant sell their promises he'll put her in
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  the last place on earth that Vince would ever look for her. Well,
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  you realize he's a major underworld figure, don't you. He's into drug dealing,
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  money laundering. We've been investigating mister l Rocca for the last eighteen months.
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  We've got video tapes, We've got surveillance photos. Am I in the
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  video taps? No? No, no criminal activity. Oh, the tapes
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  aren't enough to convict him. Apparently there's a lot you don't know about Vince.
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  I mean, the last two people that saw him an action kind of
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  disappeared can mean it. What do you mean, Well, we found a
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  piece here and a piece there, but don't you work here, Have a
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  cup of coffee. You're safe now, and we're gonna see that you stay
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  that way. That's our job. If you help us, we can help
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  you. If you testify against Vince about what you saw, we can put
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  him away for the rest of his life. Are you crazy? You're telling
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  me this guy's a mad criminal and you want me to testify. Do you
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  know what's gonna happen. He's gonna down, He's gonna kill me. Call
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  you can call me anything you want, as long as you keep me alive.
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  We wouldn't put you at risk if we couldn't protect it. Right,
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  it'll only take a couple of months to get a court day. Really,
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  what are you gonna do? You gonna stick me in a bag and bury
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  me? Forget it? If you testify, I'm gonna put you in the
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  last place on or the Vince whatever. Look for you. Right? What
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  did we feel? What did we think about this opening? Did it set
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  up well? Are you excited? Did? I was blown by her singing?
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  I did? I had to google it and when I did, apparently
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  she did her own singing did And that just blew my mind because I didn't
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  think that she was a singer. Yeah she's not like amazing, but like
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  for you know what I anticipated WHOOPI Goldberg sounding like yeah, I was good,
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  Like you know, I wonder if they maybe thought of, like,
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  hey, she's a stand of comedian. Was she's a stand of comedian Vegas?
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  Oh? No, then and then what would she do? They could
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  tell us them like Jesus jokes, Yeah, yes, yeah, but yeah,
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  I wonder why they were like, hey, we got a sing role.
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  Let'set whoopy, you know what I mean. It just seems kind of
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  out of the blue. Unless she did a singing role prior to this,
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  I don't know. But she did great. Its sounded really good, I
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  think, so yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. This sets the sets the
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  scene perfectly, like uh, it creates Dolores's character, like as this person
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  who is subject to sin or at least just I don't know, is kind
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  of a smart ass and isn't your clear Christian character that you're you know,
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  going to expect later. But yes, that's a perfectly you get the reason
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  why she has to be in witness protection program. All in like the span
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  of like what five minutes? I feel like it's like really quick. It
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  wasn't very clear, right, yeah, very quick intro. Yeah, And
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  I do love Bill Nunn. Uh Rie and I both really love the show
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  Sirens, which is a USA show that lasted what three seasons, I think,
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  and Bill Nunn plays like the he's older in this episode. He's like
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  the lead person of the e mts or whatever they are, but he's so
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  funny in that. And so I saw Sirens first and then seeing this it
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  was like a pleasant surprise. Do you think they got him because his last
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  name was none? Oh? I love yea. We have we have to
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  figure out how to put him in. Yeah, the first little like segment,
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  my notes are like all over the place, but I apparently I was
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  really lost at the beginning. But then I love the costumes so good.
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  And then the whole coat scene bothered me a little bit because you know that
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  you're a side piece. So if you're going to be a side piece,
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  then understand what your role ill is. You're never going to be the wife,
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  So take the coat, even if it's the wife's coat. Take the
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  coat. If you don't love the coat it or something, don't give away
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  a fur coat. It makes sense at the end of the movie. But
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  I was just like, why is this guy who's an organized crime care what
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  like the priest says, you know, because he's like he doesn't want to
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  leave his wife because he doesn't like he cares about what his priest thinks.
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  And I just thought he was like, like, I thought he was fucking
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  with her, like the way he delivered these lines, and I didn't find
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  it very convincing. But it makes sense at the end. You know why
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  they built why they built this up right? I guess I don't know.
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  But well, even if he was part of Elsie n la Costa nostre,
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  the point when you when you become a made person, and I'm assuming if
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  he's organized crime, even that wasn't too prevalent in the early nineties in Vegas,
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  even though that's how Vegas started, was by organized crime. We can
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  get it anyways. So my point is, though, if he is a
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  made man and he was sent here from like Chicago or something, or New
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  York, then he probably had to do the ceremony to her. You have
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  to have like a card burn in your hand, and it signifies to her
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  if you rat on your friends or you know, turn your back then you'll
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  burn in hell forever. So they are pretty religions. Interesting, like if
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  I had to choose between like killing a stranger like who works at like you
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  know, buy a Mart, or if if a nun, I would kill
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  the buy Mart person. Yeah, I mean if that happened, just a
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  hypothetical. I did like the opening scene scene, just just towards the end
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  when she's like nobody's watching this ship, I don't give don't give a shit.
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  I love it. That was my favorite. I'm like, I would
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  so be that person, you don't give a fuck. Yeah. Those co
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  stars though, like her coat back backgrounds, they were they were dedicated to
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  their performance though. Yeah, one was Will Smith's aunt from a Fresh Prince
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  huh uh yeah am Vivian Oh no the other aunt. You know a lot
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  of people make fun of like Whippy Goldberg just because she's been famous so long.
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  It's like an easy punchline. But like when you don't watch her for
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  a long time, then you see her in a movie, You're like,
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  oh, yeah, I totally get why she was so famous. She like
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  pops off the screen. She's really charismatic, she's funny, great delivery.
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  Yeah, And I was like, oh, yeah, that's why she was
• 23:33
  such a big star. You know, Okay, this is will bring this
• 23:34
  up really really quick. So she gets toted around. I love a big
• 23:37
  Goldberg Like, I'm like, okay, she's great, but she always gets
• 23:41
  told like, oh, she's egot e goot. You know, Emmy Oscar,
• 23:45
  Tony Grammy Ish. She's not an egot in like the sense like who's
• 23:51
  the one Tony Bennett. Yeah, somebody who she won an Emmy for like
• 23:56
  a hosting thing. She won Grammy, I'll giver it's you know, it's
• 24:02
  not a singer. But who's an egot winner like Audrey Hepburn. Yes,
• 24:06
  I'm assuming, Yeah so she she or who's your girl from West Side Story
• 24:10
  Andy the Original? Yeah, Rita Rita Marella. Yeah, she's an egot
• 24:15
  winner. She wanted he got the correct way? WHOOPI Goldberg not so much
• 24:18
  there, there's only eighteen people who ever want to egot. Yeah. But
• 24:25
  I'm saying, like, when I think Grammy like Viola Davish is isn't egot.
• 24:27
  Now she got it for a spoken It's not like she got it for
• 24:30
  like a Record of the Year. Yeah, but it's still a Grammy category
• 24:33
  like it, it's still I'm just maybe I'm just jealous. I'm just jelly
• 24:37
  at their peanut butter. But I don't know. I just I love Whoopi
• 24:41
  Goldberg. I guess, but I guess she's I don't know. I'm not
• 24:44
  gonna go off on it. She's kind of, isn't she kind of problematic?
• 24:48
  No, I don't know. I think anyway, if you're over the
• 24:51
  age of like fifty, I think there's a good chance you're probably gonna be
• 24:52
  kind of like what you're saying. Like, I appreciate seeing her act.
• 24:57
  I'm so used to like the personnel of her. How is he? I
• 25:02
  forget how Why would she be problematic in anyway? I think she's defending Mel
• 25:07
  Gibson, defending Bill Cosby, defending what's his name, Elliott Spitzer. Yeah,
• 25:12
  she's she's made a couple worries. Yeah, she punched that baby.
• 25:17
  Yeah it was baby Hitler. So yeah, did you think, like when
• 25:25
  when they said I'll put you in the last place that well, obviously if
• 25:29
  you see the out the video cover, you're gonna know it's like a convent.
• 25:36
  But like, did did that surprise you at all? You know.
• 25:40
  Really, they could have put her anywhere, Like I'm trying to think,
• 25:42
  like what if she was like it could have been funny if she was like
• 25:45
  in or something. I don't know. I'm like Wisconsin or something. So
• 25:49
  I'm like, yeah, you know, I don't know, something like that,
• 25:52
  or even like if she went to Brazil or Germany would be funny.
• 25:55
  Will be Oberg in Germany would have been good? Okay, okay, all
• 26:00
  right, So we're in the ocean. If she had a like an underground
• 26:03
  bunker in the ocean, nobody would have planned to look, yeah, she
• 26:11
  becomes a mermaid. Yeah, I like that, all right. Church organ
• 26:15
  music plays. Lieutenant Southern Dolores walk into the church. He wants her to
• 26:19
  stay there a while. She says, he's out of his damn mind.
• 26:22
  There's nothing but a lot of white women dressed as nuns. What is she
• 26:26
  going to do here? Southern suggests prayer. We cut to Monsignor O'Hara played
• 26:32
  by Joseph Maher from In and Out also Rest in Peace, and the Reverend
• 26:36
  Mother Maggie Smith arguing over this arrangement as well. The Reverend Mother feels it
• 26:41
  could endanger the convent, but the Messenior says, the police have promised to
• 26:45
  make a generous financial donation to the church. The mother reluctantly agrees, but
• 26:48
  after seeing Dolores, she says, it's impossible. Should be a more appropriate
• 26:53
  place we can save this young woman's life and imprison a parasite all in one
• 26:59
  chest my heart to her. Of course, my concern would be she might
• 27:02
  subject the convent to danger. Rena police department assures me, you'll be protected
• 27:07
  from any harm. They've promised to make a generous financial donation. As you
• 27:11
  know your small convent is in danger of clothing. Well, if they can
• 27:14
  afford to be so generous, so can we excuse me? Absolutely not.
• 27:32
  I couldn't possibly. I'll think of it this way, Reverend mother. She's
• 27:36
  an ideal prospect for rehabilitation. That is not a person who can hide.
• 27:38
  That is a conspicuous person designed to stick out. I feel like there's some
• 27:44
  blatant racism going on here. She was like, it's impossible. I couldn't
• 27:48
  possibly. She's she says, Dolorce is a conspicuous person designed to stick out.
• 27:55
  I was like, hmmm, I don't like that anyway, And Senior
• 28:00
  reminds Reverend Mother that she took a vow to help all in need, to
• 28:03
  which Reverend Mother retorts that she lied. Lieutenant Souther leaves Dolores. They're protesting
• 28:10
  alone in the room together. Dolores tries to suck up to Reverend Mother,
• 28:14
  but it doesn't work and they exchange barbs. We hear scream as Dolores sees
• 28:18
  herself in the mirror after changing into her habit. Reverend Mother says she will
• 28:22
  conduct herself as a nun while she stays, and we'll go by Mary Clarence.
• 28:27
  It's lunchtime and Dolores is introduced to the rest of the sisters. Mary
• 28:32
  Patrick played by Katherine and Jimie, is the first to welcome her and suggests
• 28:34
  that she delivered the blessing, which starts off fine but goes awry quickly.
• 28:38
  Dolores swiftly finds herself in trouble and is punished with a fast. The next
• 28:44
  morning, Mary Patrick awakens Dolores at five am for morning Mass. Sister Mary
• 28:48
  Lazarus, Mary Wicks White, Christmas Rest in Peace and the choir perform.
• 28:55
  The sisters interrogate Dolores about her past, but she talks too much, so
• 28:59
  the mother orders her to do chores. A late night called a Lieutenant Souther
• 29:22
  has Dolores pleading to be moved from the convent. He informs her that some
• 29:26
  of the witnesses have been found dead due to a leak in the department.
• 29:30
  He instructs her not to call him and then he'll be in touch. Mary
• 29:33
  Robert Wendy McKenna from Air Bud brings Dolores an alarm clock and we see the
• 29:40
  first meaningful connection between Dolores and one of the sisters. After Mary Robert leaves,
• 29:45
  Dolores sneaks out to a bar across the street. Mary Robert follows.
• 29:48
  She picks out a song on the jukebox, put a puts a biker in
• 29:51
  his place, and orders a code. Hey sister, Hey this duke Buck's
• 29:57
  got anything on it? From sound of music? Hey baby, why you
• 30:19
  don't have any rhythm to row with me? Young man? Take look,
• 30:29
  I don't know if that's I have a seat, Have a seat. While
• 30:33
  she's sitting there and Mary Robert Burston followed quickly by Mary Patrick. As Dolores
• 30:37
  is trying to get them out of the bar, Mary Patrick spots the jukeboss
• 30:41
  and puts on gravy by de d Sharp. She grabs Mary Robert and runs
• 30:45
  to the dance floor, but Mary Robert flees. She dances with some of
• 30:48
  the other guests. As they sneak back into the government, they're confronted by
• 30:52
  Reverend Mother. So I love this bar scene. I think it's hilarious.
• 30:56
  It's one of my favorites, and I think we should have none bars.
• 31:02
  I'm here's the man about a car for the conference? Yes, no,
• 31:07
  I didn't, And I'm gonna get you an Oh what? Oh? Once
• 31:14
  long? What's come on? He does? It'll come back to ten fold
• 31:18
  things. I love the song Canny Canny Canny, give me one what this
• 31:47
  scene and then like the Reno scene when they're all running through Reno. I
• 31:52
  my first like, if this happened today, my first scene scene would be
• 31:55
  like, oh, it's a bar crawl. Yeah, it's just people dress
• 31:57
  as Nune's doing a bar crawl. Uh, do anybody want to go first?
• 32:00
  I have a few things for this whole section, do it? Yeah?
• 32:04
  My favor The thing that I thought was the funniest part is when I
• 32:07
  Whippe Goldberg is like eating and then the lady comes and takes the food it's
• 32:10
  like, no, no, it's my food. And the way she just
• 32:14
  stops mid sentence and looks down and she's like, I love that. I
• 32:15
  don't know why I thought that was really funny. Yeah, uh but who
• 32:20
  Okay, So this bar scene or the bar scene and Seventh Heaven or the
• 32:22
  dad abducts the system that was pretty good. They're both pretty good on their
• 32:30
  own, right, I don't know which one's better. I would be so
• 32:31
  excited if I saw Nuns coming in total, I would be like, this
• 32:36
  is a really cool I'd probably be on my best behavior. You think so.
• 32:39
  I think so because I don't want to go to hell. Like I
• 32:42
  don't know if Hell exists or not, but I'm just like banking on,
• 32:44
  like am exist. Okay, see any older people, I always try to
• 32:47
  be like super nice, but then you have to think, like nowadays,
• 32:52
  if you see a woman or a man that's like, uh seventy, you
• 32:57
  have to imagine that in the sixties, they were doing order es, they
• 33:00
  were doing L S D, they were doing every time I see an older
• 33:02
  person now, I'm like, oh, I know what the fuck you were
• 33:05
  up to. Yeah, for sure, it's weird to think about that.
• 33:07
  Yeah, but you both just s equated nuns to old people like Kathleen.
• 33:10
  Oh yeah, I was saying the religious aspect, I could give a show
• 33:14
  because but if I do see like any older people coming back, it's like
• 33:20
  when I when I find out somebody is like a shrink, I'm like,
• 33:22
  I try not to talk too much, but I want that Like, Yeah,
• 33:29
  I had to google go ahead. Oh the only thing I was gonna
• 33:30
  say, I don't know if it's ever. If it's no like it,
• 33:34
  maybe we'll be has like a has a skin disease or something. I don't
• 33:37
  know. She doesn't have eyebrows, and I kept noticing that for sure,
• 33:40
  So that's something a fact. Thank you for sharing. Uh. So I
• 33:47
  had to google, like where the convent was because I didn't think they made
• 33:52
  it very clear in San Francisco that they Yeah, yeah, I don't think
• 33:55
  they made it very clear. So like and for most of them, I'm
• 34:00
  like, is this in Nevada somewhere? Like where where is this? Why
• 34:05
  you do the father and what is a month senior and the sister have British
• 34:09
  accents? Why not? It just it just seems strange for like San Francisco
• 34:15
  if that's where sounds it sounds more formal. I mean, yeah, I'm
• 34:21
  just wondering, like, why would they running San Francisco church have British accents?
• 34:27
  All right? Next? Uh uh at that bar at that bar scene,
• 34:36
  there's a machine that's spinning and heating hot dogs. Would either of you
• 34:42
  eat? Would any of you eat? Uh? A hot dog at a
• 34:45
  dive bar like that? Probably? I've been really drunk places before, and
• 34:49
  like I've tried they go like, oh we have those uh some kind of
• 34:52
  like fucking egged or pickled whatever dollar and all, Like, Yeah, I've
• 34:57
  had egg, I've had like chicken foot, I've tried a bunch of ship
• 35:00
  because I was drunk. So yeah, probably, and if they were cheap,
• 35:02
  I'd be like give me three. Yeah, I've eaten I've eaten French
• 35:06
  fries off of Andy's the floor of Andy's car. So I like, I
• 35:09
  have no fucking standards. Okay. When I was in Florida for like six
• 35:14
  months, I was just partying straight and then there was a seven eleven nearby,
• 35:16
  so like I would just go to the hot dog place that had chili,
• 35:21
  and I would get a hot dog and then I would fill the box
• 35:22
  up with chili, and I was like my dinner, I'm like good this
• 35:27
  okay, Yeah, when Andy's drinking and one of the things I noticed,
• 35:32
  uh, and then the last thing I had was I just I looked it
• 35:37
  up. So Kathy and Jeanie was actually raised is it marin Nite? Catholic?
• 35:44
  No? No, I don't know how to pronounce that. Okay,
• 35:46
  So she was raised Catholic. So that was kind of cool, cool detail
• 35:50
  for this, and then she didn't. She and Whoopie actually had really similar
• 35:53
  career like paths, like how they got started. So they both did like
• 35:59
  one them in shows on Broadway and we're both aired on HBO the right around
• 36:04
  the same time. So it's kind of cool that they crossed paths. And
• 36:07
  they were in a movie called Soap Dish like in two years before this one
• 36:12
  together. Interesting, so I'll have to watch that. Will be definitely did
• 36:15
  a bunch of movies that were like you could tell that she was doing it
• 36:19
  just for a paycheck, because there's some really shit shows that she's been She
• 36:22
  did some too that like because of her contracts that she had to like do
• 36:24
  it. She could do a different movie and ship. But you know,
• 36:28
  I was thinking about this. I didn't think about that. Do you want
• 36:30
  to touch back to what you said Riha about possibly the possibility of the main
• 36:34
  done being racist. That didn't even cross my mind. But there is no
• 36:37
  colored people and if she has the final say on who actually gets accepted,
• 36:43
  yeah, there's no people of color in the hole. Yeah. Is it
• 36:45
  a covenant yea. So maybe I just I feel like they that could just
• 36:50
  be a writing mistake because I feel like the writers wouldn't want to make her
• 36:52
  racist, because I think part of the movie is wippy Goldberg living up to
• 36:59
  the expectation of the head nun and going like, hey, I can be
• 37:00
  a good person, but if the head person's a piece of shit, why
• 37:04
  would they you know what I mean? It would be like more like the
• 37:07
  Dean, like let's throw bras at everybody, you know, I don't know
• 37:10
  I'm going with this. Like the Maggie Smith one, she had some a
• 37:15
  mix of like helpful like tough love, but then also some of stuff she
• 37:22
  said to WHOOPI Goldberg was just fucking asshole. Yeah, Like she was just
• 37:24
  a fucking She also is very like against the community, like you know,
• 37:29
  accusing it of like bad crime and like not being safe, and I mean
• 37:34
  it's very racist. And most of the people they portrayed in the community were
• 37:37
  black. Yeah, so all the people in the bar, I think we're
• 37:40
  they're all like biker duds. Yeah yeah, right, Yeah. So I
• 37:44
  was originally saying because her hair was so big and she had all the glittery
• 37:46
  stuff and smoking cigarettes. But maybe there's some truth to that. Yeah,
• 37:50
  and then oh maybe will Be also warmed up her cold heart too. So
• 37:54
  maybe like a duble movie that we didn't think about. I mean, like
• 37:58
  a like a racist that like stops being racist. Yeah, for sure,
• 38:02
  because she likes Motown so much. If not, let's fucking write that movie
• 38:07
  like a good movie. Does Maggie Smith have like eyes that go different directions?
• 38:13
  I feel like, yeah, sometimes I can't tell, like I'm not
• 38:17
  like I'm not from it just looked like she was a lizard. Yeah,
• 38:22
  she looks so much older and hook she look came out right at the same
• 38:27
  time. This movie came out, when ninety two, and she looks old
• 38:30
  in this movie and she's still alive. Yeah, she looks exactly the same.
• 38:37
  Jesus Christ. She actually, for some reason looks a little younger and
• 38:40
  fatter. Now, which I don't know a lot of people people A lot
• 38:45
  of people when they get older, they get fatter, just tightens their skin
• 38:47
  so they don't have rosmie wrinkles. Good, Yeah for sure. All right,
• 38:52
  Uh, what do you think of the cast so far? Like,
• 38:58
  did you I think so far, I mean they're everybody was great. I
• 39:01
  think the cop was lovable. It's a good choice to have because he does
• 39:05
  seem kind of rough but also lovable. And then Harvey cat Tell he's any
• 39:09
  time he plays a gangster. I think you can do it well. Like
• 39:13
  I said earlier, I think WHOOPI has great chrisma on screen, Shirley Pops
• 39:15
  and then yeah, Maggie Smith fucking killed it as an old British lady.
• 39:19
  So the women, and that are the nuns besides the lead one, so
• 39:22
  like Cathy and Jimmy and the Mary, the little one Mary Tyler, and
• 39:28
  then there's the and I saw yeah, and I saw that there's the little
• 39:31
  lady from wedding singer. Yeah, that one besides them? Or I wonder
• 39:37
  are all those women actresses? Yes? Or we're like like, I mean,
• 39:43
  do you think they got nuns like actual nuns to just sit in the
• 39:45
  background. No, no, no, no, I mean like like,
• 39:47
  oh, Granny, there's like a casting call for some like old bats,
• 39:51
  like why don't we wheel you in? That's how I think a lot of
• 39:52
  them, they probably a lot of are them are probably extras? Yeah,
• 39:57
  extras with a couple of lines here and there. Okay, I don't know.
• 40:00
  I love anytime I think the cast is great. I think Kathy and
• 40:04
  Jamie is like, it's so perfect for this. And I was just gonna
• 40:08
  say, anytime I see here on screen, I feel happy, yea something
• 40:12
  I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, isn't it with like if you
• 40:15
  have Social Security, like you can't make a certain amount of money though,
• 40:19
  yeah, if you make too much so to under how like if any of
• 40:22
  these women lost social Security because they made a paycheck? No, you're an
• 40:24
  extra. You don't get paid like at all really, and then if you
• 40:28
  don't have any lines, it's like two hundred bucks a day or it's something
• 40:31
  like now, but back then it's probably like twenty. And actually back then
• 40:34
  at ninety two, they probably didn't even have like an extra's union like they
• 40:37
  do. Yeah, so it probably even loves me sad if you're like we're
• 40:40
  laughing at these women and like they lost their healthcare. Ye, well,
• 40:46
  I was just watch I was just listening to interview with Uh. If I
• 40:51
  can't think of it quick, we'll just skip it. Hold on, I
• 40:53
  can't think of his name. He was in party down Ken burn Ken Reno.
• 40:59
  Yeah, yeah, he said when he had a show on when he
• 41:00
  was on the State, they were only making a thousand dollars a week and
• 41:05
  he goes, but then with bills and everything, he goes, I almost
• 41:06
  had to get a second job. So people have been like, hey,
• 41:08
  I see you on TV. What are you doing here? Oh? Just
• 41:10
  what can I get you to drink? You know? So even being like
• 41:14
  an actor and like a TV show at that time in the early nineties,
• 41:16
  he didn't make that much. So depending on what yeah, of course,
• 41:20
  but this is uh, this is right around we're recording this writer around the
• 41:22
  time of like the strike that's happening between writers and now like actors and stuff.
• 41:27
  And I just find it so interesting, like kind of disingenuous, Like
• 41:31
  Mandy Moore today like tweeted a picture of like I only made one cent off
• 41:35
  residuals from this as us and I'm just like, you're still like a millionaire,
• 41:37
  Like, am we supposed to feel bad for you specifically? Like I
• 41:43
  know you're trying to make a point, but like it kind of comes off
• 41:45
  like it's like when Gwyneth Paltrow like said that she'll live off of twenty one
• 41:49
  dollars a week or something just to live life as a poor you know what
• 41:52
  I mean? Like, I get exactly what you're saying. I get why
• 41:57
  the big actors are an actor. You know, people are saying this,
• 41:59
  but you're you. You aren't the one that's getting effected from the people who
• 42:04
  are right. Have a writing credit on episode eight of fucking season two of
• 42:08
  Scrubs, so that those those minor actors and those minor writers, they need
• 42:15
  to think of themselves as, Oh, I'm a shoe salesman who happens to
• 42:21
  be in a couple of movies here and there, not the other way around.
• 42:24
  Don't act like you're a you know, no, don't do what you're
• 42:30
  saying exactly like you do your job and then brag like the coolest person at
• 42:36
  plash. That's true, Jesus, all rights even still around. I don't
• 42:40
  know, I don't want a shop with commoners. So the next day,
• 42:46
  the Reverend Mother threatens to kick Dolores out, but after pleading, she lets
• 42:51
  her stay, but on the condition that she joins the choir. Oh,
• 42:52
  no, come on, don't send me away. Really, I mean,
• 42:54
  I'm just going to get the hang of this. I mean, look,
• 42:59
  I'm not going to end or anyone or anything else. I swear. What
• 43:02
  about forgiveness? Isn't that what you preach? There's got to be something around
• 43:07
  here that I can do that's not gonna chip my nails or annoy anybody.
• 43:10
  You're right, Mary Glance to err is human to forgive define. You may
• 43:17
  stay, but I should restrict your activities to a single tusk. What's that
• 43:28
  singing? You will join the chlair quiet? No, you will sleep and
• 43:36
  you will sing. That will be your task until you leave. Oh the
• 43:40
  choir Mary Lazarus thinks revn Mother sent Dolores to replace her and challenges her to
• 43:45
  make him sing. Their first try at a D major chord is awful.
• 43:52
  Mary Patrick is instructed to sing an octave lower than the one she's been singing
• 43:59
  at, and Mary Robert finally lets her voice be heard. Immediately the choir
• 44:02
  can sing a note together and on key we actually sing. The next Sunday,
• 44:15
  the choir performs under the direction of Dolores, much to dismay of Reverend
• 44:19
  Mother. But they're good and the rest of the sisters are amazed. Then
• 44:22
  the piano kicks up and the clapping begins. The Reverend Mother is not amused,
• 44:27
  but people begin to walk in from the street. Even the altar boys
• 44:30
  are into it. Oh my God, girl group boogie woogie on the piano.
• 45:14
  Dolors hays a, oh yeah, Dolores has a good point. Church
• 45:17
  is a drag. It should be more like Vegas. The MN Senior congratulates
• 45:22
  the Reverend Mother on her leadership and innovation by revamping the choir. Dolors uses
• 45:25
  the opportunity to get the sisters out into the neighborhood. Q Just to Touch
• 45:30
  a Love by CNC Music Factory. We get a montage of the sisters revitalization
• 45:35
  efforts. They clean up graffiti, prevent people from going into the adult book
• 45:38
  and film store, take down the gates to the church, fixed cars to
• 45:43
  host a soup kitchen. We see church donations rolland my favorite scene of the
• 45:47
  movie is Mary Patrick dancing with those and the group of girls around with those
• 45:53
  overalls. There are two corner cut scenes, one with Connie and Vince at
• 45:59
  their home. Connie pestor's Vince about donating money to the continent. We are
• 46:02
  lucky Vince can't be bothered to watch the coverage or he would see Dolores.
• 46:07
  We also see Lieutenant Souther at his voice, cooking bacon. I think I
• 46:10
  don't know what he was cooking, and having a glass of wine. He
• 46:15
  does see He sees do Loris and says he'll kill her himself. He turns
• 46:19
  off the stove and rushes to the church. I think staycare center and a
• 46:22
  food kitchen for the homeless. As a matter of fact, man, you've
• 46:25
  got to see, heybe, we should send that money. Attribute this reach
• 46:35
  out philosophy to a new addition to the convent, Sister Mary Clarence, who
• 46:42
  unfortunately as a little camera shot. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna kill
• 46:45
  him must soon. Yeah. I I was like, why does a local
• 46:52
  like cop and Reno have a budget to just fly to San Francisco for a
• 46:57
  conversation. Yeah, like that could have been a one call, just like
• 47:00
  hey, I saw you on TV? What the what the fuck? Yeah?
• 47:02
  But he flew all the way to San Francisco. I'm like, just
• 47:05
  wasting taxpayer money. Yeah, that's scene where he's uh getting out of the
• 47:09
  plane and getting into the car. For some reason, it took me out
• 47:14
  of the movie and I was just thinking, like, I wonder how long
• 47:15
  they had to film that, Like yeah, yeah, it's like such low
• 47:20
  stakes for like a high stakes like scenario. Or it's like they're waiting for
• 47:22
  his plane to land, like a private jet or something, and then here's
• 47:25
  a car. He's go like, yeah, it's so it's it's like a
• 47:30
  three hour drive, so like it probably takes longer to go the fucking airport
• 47:32
  and do all that then if you would have just driven. So yeah,
• 47:36
  I don't know, And I'm sorry, were you Is this where you wanted
• 47:38
  to break? Sure? Okay, I wanted to. I wanted to run
• 47:43
  this by you guys and just to see so they turn what's the song that
• 47:46
  they took? My guy? They did they do this yet? Did they
• 47:50
  do get or is that coming later? I don't think this one right now?
• 47:54
  Is my god, you haven't talked about it yet. Okay, I'll
• 47:58
  wait. Okay, Anyway, I don't know that I would cook bacon and
• 48:02
  drink wine like bacon and wine orange juice. Oh to me, it looked
• 48:07
  like one gotcha. I mean it looked like he was trying like the fish
• 48:10
  and there it was like really hot, like you could hear I know,
• 48:14
  and you could see all the oil. Like there's a lot of details for
• 48:16
  a scene. Weird, it's like a prop person for that, we need
• 48:22
  a hotter, Like what if you burned himself really bad in that scene,
• 48:27
  and like we didn't know something. They just took their job super seriously.
• 48:30
  That the plot that can set designer. They're just like, I'm gonna make
• 48:32
  the most of the job. When I was watching this and if I if
• 48:37
  I was an actor, and I think it's different for like whoopee, but
• 48:39
  and probably okay, so if you if you're a known actor, I think
• 48:44
  it's a little bit different. I don't know, okay, hear me out
• 48:45
  though. So when I was watching this, let as an actor and they
• 48:49
  go, hey, we'll pay you twenty thousand dollars, but you have to
• 48:52
  go and do the scene of being like being the nun and the clapping,
• 48:58
  Yeah, I'd feel so fucking dumb. I think I couldn't do it,
• 49:00
  Like just I was. I felt so cringe watching that. But when mother
• 49:05
  Mayor Maylor Tyler Mary Tyler Less because I can't remember her name, fucking hits
• 49:09
  that like chord when they're all singing, Oh, it's so sick, small
• 49:14
  lady. So the only thing we commented about that when we were watching it
• 49:16
  is every time she sang, and some of the other ones too, especially
• 49:21
  at her when she would sing and she would like after she was done hitting
• 49:23
  that note, she would like startle herself like like like, oh, did
• 49:28
  that really just happened? I really just sank Like you've been practicing. You
• 49:35
  guys know when to clap, so you guys have done the song? Yeah?
• 49:37
  Oh I did like her though, but she's wears a different a different
• 49:42
  uniform because she's like newer to the Yes, she hasn't taken her bows yet.
• 49:46
  Okay, yeah? Can can uh? Can nuns have a pass like
• 49:53
  Whoopie's character and become actual nuns? I think so like this, so they
• 49:59
  can be like like slutty and stuff and whatever and and then become nuns.
• 50:01
  Yes, the priests can priest do that just to you know what, low
• 50:06
  hanging fruit. I know. The Ultra boys were clapping, were happy,
• 50:09
  like I'm like, oh, they deserve this behind right now. Yeah that
• 50:15
  scene see music like great montage music. That was fun and the montage is
• 50:20
  great. The montage is wonderful. Yeah. Yeah, Kathy and Jamie is
• 50:22
  just stealing the whole, the whole like for me, like like she is
• 50:27
  the star of this. Like I just every line delivery is so perfect and
• 50:30
  like and genuine and like earnest and just like I just like she's so fucking
• 50:37
  cute and adorable, like she's perfect for this. Yeah. I like how
• 50:42
  they uh okay, when when Whoopie goes to choir practice for the first time
• 50:45
  and like here's them being like like not good and she takes over. I
• 50:51
  was I loved how gracious she was to the other coach or teacher. I
• 50:55
  just thought that was so great, Like she like built her up as well.
• 50:59
  Yeah, I mean her feel included. I thought that was so sweet.
• 51:00
  Yeah, and then like she what's the piano player's name, Alma,
• 51:05
  Alma. Yeah, she's like what does she say? She's Alma? Check
• 51:08
  your battery? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a fun scene overall because
• 51:15
  yeah, you just like you hear, you hear from the beginning how bad
• 51:17
  they are and just like how are you going to turn this around? I
• 51:20
  feel like it was too fast. Though too fast. It was like suddenly
• 51:22
  they can perfectly sing a note. Yeah, that doesn't happen. Yeah,
• 51:25
  and then like the next day they're singing like a full song and like yeah,
• 51:29
  and maybe more time passed than that from that, But I was just
• 51:30
  like, I feel like there should have been more struggle between them learning the
• 51:35
  ropes of singing and choir. And well there's like a baby scene where like
• 51:40
  she's listening in her cell and you just hear them doing scales and that's the
• 51:45
  like we are I think to believe that they've been practicing for a while.
• 51:50
  Yeah, but maybe there could have been like a conflict between her and the
• 51:53
  previous choir, you know, teachers. Yeah. Yeah, Like I just
• 51:58
  feel like there could have been more time devoted to that because it is like
• 52:00
  the most important part of the movie is just like it it's hinged on the
• 52:06
  success of this choir, So I feel like it needed more more stakes than
• 52:09
  that. Well, that's what I was saying, like watching this is an
• 52:13
  adult I was like, I think with this two months, I think there's
• 52:16
  too too many montage in this movie. So when she's like cleaning. It's
• 52:20
  just like a quick montage. Boom, it's over and then now you're singing,
• 52:22
  and then yea, they we're a lot better quick montage. So I
• 52:24
  felt like you're right. I do feel like they're it's missing a little substance
• 52:29
  because they try to force it and the movie is not very long, so
• 52:31
  it's like she's add on like an extra nine minutes. Yeah, maybe like
• 52:35
  the previous teacher or instructor maybe more of a conflict of interest or conflict between
• 52:40
  between the two of them. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know my notes,
• 52:44
  I wrote laugh out loudser At one point I was I thought it was
• 52:46
  like literally lol, And then oh, do we get to the point yet
• 52:52
  where there's the wanted poster? Yes, okay, so the wanted poster that
• 52:59
  they find. I didn't catch the whole thing, but when I got from
• 53:01
  it was there's a wanted poster of like a missing person for Wooby Goldberg's character,
• 53:06
  and it's made to seem like they want, you know, their loved
• 53:09
  one back, but that says dead or alive. Yeah, it sounds like
• 53:13
  if I like lost my kid, or if I I cat or something,
• 53:15
  I say dead or alive on the poster. Well then being in Reno too,
• 53:20
  like people probably thought it was just like a funny little like, oh,
• 53:22
  like you can get these maids somewhere because it's Reno. I don't know
• 53:24
  if that's been the best way to mark Reno seems sad, is that we're
• 53:28
  sad. People go, I love like it's pretty sad. It's very sad.
• 53:31
  Oh I didn't think so would you like about it? Well, then
• 53:34
  it's like a smaller Vegas and you get drunk and go to the Silver Legacy.
• 53:37
  I think I stayed last time I was there, and they have big
• 53:40
  arcades, and the only time it was right. The only time I was
• 53:44
  there was my parents. We were on like a road trip or something,
• 53:46
  but we spent a couple of days in Reno. But I was the most
• 53:52
  sick. I think I was, like I could ever be in Like I
• 53:54
  was so disgustingly sick as a child for this this trip to Reno. Like
• 53:59
  I stayed hotel room the whole time. It was so bad. I remember
• 54:02
  the first time I went to you know, I was driving through with my
• 54:06
  dad and I was like in third grade or fourth grade or something, and
• 54:09
  he goes all right, I'm gonna go out for a little bit. I'm
• 54:10
  like cool, you know, I'll just watch movies in the hotel room.
• 54:13
  And he goes, anything I win tonight, I'll give you like ten percent
• 54:15
  or something like sweet cool whatever. You ended up winning like eight hundred bucks,
• 54:19
  and I was like a little kid, and I was like what And
• 54:21
  he gave me like the eighty dollars. I was like, holy shit,
• 54:22
  Like I remember, I was like, this is gangster, you know,
• 54:24
  no fucking way. That's cool too, because he could have lied and said,
• 54:27
  oh, here's ten bucks, you know, but like you're, yeah,
• 54:30
  getting eighty bucks as a kid, that's huge. So I think both
• 54:34
  of you had different experiences in and I wasn't gonna since we're watching you on
• 54:39
  on camera between the two of you, is there tilt paper because it looks
• 54:44
  like the tilt papers that just in case something we were really sick last week?
• 54:49
  Oh you wiping the bathroom in the bedroom. I was like schooling our
• 54:52
  nose. Oh okay, christ Dick for those listening, where RhE and I
• 55:01
  are in our office where there's our guest bed and there's they Jeff can see
• 55:06
  the toilet paper, So I'm not judging or whatever. But I don't care
• 55:14
  who you are. If anybody watching this movie, when you see Kathy and
• 55:16
  Jimmie dance on the corner, if you're gonna get a big smile on your
• 55:21
  face because it's fucking amazing. Well any time of day, it's just funny.
• 55:24
  They don't overdo it, it's it's great. And she gets down.
• 55:28
  So yeah, this is not like a spoiler to the end, but like
• 55:30
  throughout this movie, when she starts turning into like you know, embracing her
• 55:36
  cause with this group, I really thought spoiler. I really thought that she
• 55:39
  was going to become a nun, right, yeah, I felt I did
• 55:45
  not feel like, Okay, yeah I can see why. Yeah, oh
• 55:49
  yeah, you definitely see why for sure. But like with Kathy and Jimie
• 55:52
  is it's just like so cool seeing like somebody who's like forced to hide there,
• 55:55
  Like she's just very outgoing and so like happy and just like you see
• 56:00
  this character who's like sort of broken down a little bit and shy and like
• 56:02
  afraid to like uh you know, be themselves and then like to like grow
• 56:07
  and blossom into this like super quirky, fun character. It's like that's like
• 56:12
  a really fun growth for at least her character. Do you think Kathleen and
• 56:15
  Jamie's character, Yeah, huh. I mean she's a little quirky in the
• 56:20
  beginning, like she's like eager to like, you know, and like introduce
• 56:22
  and like, but like you know, she's she's like they're all under the
• 56:28
  rule the reign of Maggie Smith's character, so like it's fun to see her
• 56:31
  character get more and more eccentric as it builds through the movie. Gotcha all
• 56:36
  right, it's a past Sunday morning at Saint Catharine's. The prologue to the
• 56:40
  song is about Mary Magdalene, which just a sidebar, Like I don't know
• 56:45
  why I was allowed to watch this movie because like, if you think about
• 56:49
  it, they're like equating Mary Magdalene is like this whore, right, which
• 56:53
  she was, but like it just is a weird thing to sort of make
• 57:00
  like my God as this. I don't know, it's a weird thing to
• 57:04
  relate those two. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. So we hear a
• 57:07
  religious variation on my guy. This Sunday's hymn is inspired by the Lesson of
• 57:14
  Mary Magdalen. Mary Magdalen was a young lady with a past. Oh,
• 57:21
  yes, and she was no stranger to sin. She was no stranger to
• 57:25
  practically anybody. Many condemned the whole neighborhood, in fact, but one man
• 57:35
  refused to do so. One man said, Hey, now hold on,
• 57:38
  wait a minute, listen to the girl's story. Hail girls, Hail Mary,
• 57:54
  what's up? Well? Jerusalem has become a real greg Everybody hates me.
• 58:01
  Ah, not that guy over there who him? They all say he's
• 58:06
  different, They say he's really weird. We don't care what people say to
• 58:10
  us. He's always there, really nothing he could take colt me away from
• 58:22
  My God, My God. After the service, the monsignor tells the choir
• 58:28
  that the Pope is planning to attend a special service next Sunday. Evening,
• 58:31
  Dolores receives a phone call from Lieutenant Souther're letting her know that the child date
• 58:35
  has been moved up and Dolores will be free in forty eight hours. The
• 58:39
  reverend Mother shares news that she has submitted her resignation to Munsenior O'Hara. Dolores
• 58:45
  tries to get her to stay. Mary Lazarus, Mary Robert, and Mary
• 58:47
  Patrick hold a secret ice cream party as a thank you for Delores. Didn't
• 58:52
  they have any peanut butter pecan? I love that, not peanut butter pocan,
• 58:55
  just buttercan. Didn't they have any butter pocad? Anyway, Detective Tate
• 59:00
  is the leak. He finds out whate Dolores is hiding by seeing the voucher
• 59:04
  for the ten thousand dollars donation to the church. Here's our leak, boys,
• 59:07
  plug him up. Lieutenant Souther rushes to the church. Dolores doesn't want
• 59:13
  to leave. She ditches him by sneaking out of the bathroom. Joey and
• 59:15
  Willie surprise Dolors and Mary Robert and abduct them at gunpoint. They're taking her
• 59:21
  back to the Moonlight Lounge. I love this scene, this music for this
• 59:24
  scene. We've been looking for you. Let's surprise guess alright, alright?
• 59:40
  Lieutenant South goes after them. The reverend Mother fills the sisters in on the
• 59:45
  truth, and they guilt a charter pilot into flying them to Rain. Yes,
• 59:50
  do you have something to say? Ali? Okay, that scene,
• 59:53
  well, I thought you were going to say something about my God. Yeah,
• 59:55
  or you can finish the synopsis? Fine, all right, back at
• 59:59
  the Moonlight loungements orders the boys to waste her, but they are having a
• 1:00:02
  hard time killing a nun. They tell her to strip and she kneels to
• 1:00:06
  pray. She hits them in the junk and escapes. We get another casino
• 1:00:08
  chase scene. The sisters have found the Moonlight Lounge and rush over to and
• 1:00:15
  rush over to find alors. The reverend mother urges them to try to blend
• 1:00:21
  in. Dolores teaches a bunch of gamblers a lesson that's twenty three, sure
• 1:00:36
  red, twenty three were read fourteen? How is just trying to teach you
• 1:00:46
  all a lesson? Sister Mary Ignatius takes up gambling. Vince and his goons
• 1:00:52
  cornered Dolores, but at that moment, the nuns surround her. Hilarity ensuses
• 1:00:57
  Vince, Joey and Willie try to find her. Yes, Sweetheart, I
• 1:01:00
  love Mary. Lazarus Souther instructs his men to seal off the exis and get
• 1:01:06
  ready to move in. The nuns escapes through a private poker room, but
• 1:01:08
  Vince and his boys find them. Dolores steps forward. Vince is too much
• 1:01:13
  of a coward to shoot her and tells Joey to do it. He says
• 1:01:15
  he still can't shoot a nun. Vince says Dolores is just abroad. The
• 1:01:19
  reverend mother assures him she is a nun. He's not convinced. As he
• 1:01:22
  readies to shoot her, Lieutenant Souther shoots him in the arm. As that
• 1:01:27
  you take him away, Dolores has two words for him, bless you.
• 1:01:30
  The sisters and Dolores share an emotional moment. The movie ends with a performance
• 1:01:36
  of I Will follow Him with a pope in attendance. Dolores is no longer
• 1:01:39
  restricted by your habit. We are treated to a solo by Mary Robert.
• 1:01:44
  The Pope is having a great time. I Love the Nineties, ending with
• 1:01:46
  the still ending various magazine covers featuring Dolores in the Choir and two of their
• 1:01:52
  albums spin in as a cover of Shout by the Choir of Horrible Police Work,
• 1:02:14
  though right by this cop the this is like, so this movie to
• 1:02:20
  you remember when I was a kid, it seemed a little bit more like
• 1:02:22
  not like I was like, it was like urgent, But like all the
• 1:02:25
  chase scenes, especially like the car chase scene, there's like whimsical music going
• 1:02:29
  on. So I don't like the whole time. I know, especially with
• 1:02:32
  this being like a family type movie, She's not gonna get murdered, right,
• 1:02:35
  Like, it's not gonna happen. But I just felt like, I
• 1:02:37
  don't know, maybe now that I'm an adult, I would have made it
• 1:02:40
  a little bit more. I would have changed the music up a little bit
• 1:02:43
  during the car chase scene to make a little more as scary. I don't
• 1:02:45
  know, Yeah, maybe that's just My favorite part of the movie was when
• 1:02:52
  the nuns were getting raid ready to go and uh Mary Robert. I think
• 1:02:58
  the young one says, like, what do I do if I forget the
• 1:03:00
  lines or b and what'll be? Like? You're going straight town? So
• 1:03:06
  good? Like her face, she looks so sick. It was just like,
• 1:03:09
  I don't know, it just they didn't have that relationship where you could
• 1:03:13
  be that dark. But I guess we'll be. Did slip up a few
• 1:03:15
  times when she makes the thing like about it's better than sex. Yeah,
• 1:03:21
  so she does kind of slip up a little bit. Yeah. But I
• 1:03:23
  also thought the Maggie Smith leaving, maybe that was a good idea for her.
• 1:03:30
  She like, even though her and will Be became, you know,
• 1:03:31
  more respectful of each other. I don't think she you know, embraced what
• 1:03:37
  wo he was doing completely, So maybe it was good for her to leave.
• 1:03:42
  But she didn't end up leaving, she said, because at the end,
• 1:03:44
  what he says, I thought you were leaving, and she says,
• 1:03:46
  we well, we both can't leave. Yeah, she was being dramatic,
• 1:03:51
  Yeah yeah, or hysterical. I'm joking, I am joking. She sure
• 1:03:57
  like, Yeah, this is where that Harvey Kitel character like pays off at
• 1:04:02
  the end, because yeah, like him saying I won't like leave my wife
• 1:04:05
  because of religious reasons is like the same reasons. Like he just can't come
• 1:04:09
  to like shoot her either as a nun because it helped order them to do
• 1:04:13
  it, but like it comes down to it like when he's like like he
• 1:04:15
  still orders them to do the shot, even in front of her with a
• 1:04:17
  gun. Huh. I was seeing more of that as like he just didn't
• 1:04:21
  want to do any of the dirty work because he didn't shoot Ernie either,
• 1:04:26
  Joey shot him. Yeah, so it was for me, it was just
• 1:04:29
  like he was just like, I'm not gonna get my hands dirty. Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  I felt like in that scene though, like he like I thought his
• 1:04:35
  character conveyed a little bit like he he like, oh I don't want to
• 1:04:39
  shoot a nun either kind of thing. Yeah. I think it's yeah,
• 1:04:43
  a little bit of both. I mean they didn't get camponent on a murder,
• 1:04:45
  they got him on texture. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I'm
• 1:04:48
  not saying this as a joke, but so probably fine, wait wait say
• 1:04:55
  it, like, what's the game joke I did? I found it odd
• 1:05:00
  that would be a couple of times in it is like leave them out of
• 1:05:01
  it. They had nothing to do with it. Take me, and I'm
• 1:05:03
  like, fuck that shit. I would not do that. Like if somebody
• 1:05:06
  was like I saw them kill somebody, I would be like, they're probably
• 1:05:10
  gonna kill me. Yeah, so I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
• 1:05:13
  be like kill me, no, because they probably are going to kill you.
• 1:05:15
  And it doesn't really make sense for her character either, because like why
• 1:05:19
  does she care that much? Right? What do you mean to do?
• 1:05:21
  What? Why does she care so much about these nuns? Yeah that's about
• 1:05:27
  him now, but she's she's only there for like a week or two months?
• 1:05:31
  Yeah, like one to two months. Oh. They I felt like
• 1:05:34
  didn't portray that very good. But my point is though, like she wasn't.
• 1:05:38
  It's not like she was a loaner and this is the first group of
• 1:05:40
  people that ever accepted her. She had two friends that she grew up with
• 1:05:43
  singing with you know, so uh, but I guess she was really upset
• 1:05:46
  with the murder. So she was kind of like when she's fighting in the
• 1:05:51
  in the group of nuns when they confront her, she should have stayed hidden
• 1:05:57
  because there because you could already know that these guys are not going to kill
• 1:06:00
  these nuns. They're gonna kill you, even though you're claiming to be in
• 1:06:01
  done now, so they're gonna kill but they're not gonna kill these nuns.
• 1:06:05
  So have the nuns attack the guys. Well, I know they had to
• 1:06:11
  have the mail. They had to have the mail cop last minute. There's
• 1:06:15
  this clip I think it's Magnum Pi or something where uh, he's like walking
• 1:06:21
  uh past the church and there's this nun who's like on a ladder painting,
• 1:06:26
  and he stops and thinks and goes, nuns don't work on Sundays, and
• 1:06:29
  he turns around and shoots her. Stupid. Yeah, it's a clip from
• 1:06:34
  like the seventies TV show. It's so good. There there are some wonderful,
• 1:06:39
  fucking magnumtics. Yeah, there are some bad ones, but there's some
• 1:06:42
  great that's so funny. Okay, So it was like I think the person
• 1:06:46
  would have like jeans on and ship underneath the Yeah it's so funny, but
• 1:06:50
  yeah, nuns don't work on something like he had to stop and think for
• 1:06:53
  a second and then say it out loud and then turn around and shoot him.
• 1:06:58
  So this sort of bastardizes zation of my guy makes me think of like
• 1:07:01
  all the terrible Christian covers that exist out there, And I just wanted to
• 1:07:06
  list a couple that I that I think are disagregious. So there's is God
• 1:07:11
  man style, like instead of God kidding him style. This is probably my
• 1:07:16
  favorite. Hey hey, we're not monkeys. I have heard that one growing
• 1:07:21
  up. Hey hey we're not monkeys. No, hey, hey we're the
• 1:07:26
  monkeys. Oh. I thought it was we're not gonna take it. No,
• 1:07:30
  it's hey, hey we're the monkey. Yeah. So this is like
• 1:07:33
  the stretch of we're not monkeys and evolution. Oh my, if it was
• 1:07:38
  we're not going to take it? Why and then to make it a Jesus
• 1:07:41
  version because I'm not going to take this ship of like science. Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  there's also the real sin save instead of the real slim shady crank that Church
• 1:07:58
  boy. I kind of want to hear that, huh. And then Soldier
• 1:08:05
  Soldier Boy is about coming on a woman's back about dancing at a party.
• 1:08:14
  No, it's like coming on her back, and then like putting a sheet
• 1:08:15
  on her she's like wearing a cake. It's uh. And then this one's
• 1:08:21
  funny Baby got book. That's more. I guess it's a good way to
• 1:08:28
  recruit like younger people. But just like the need to like take pop culture
• 1:08:31
  songs and bastard as it to Christianity is just so funny to me, right,
• 1:08:35
  Yeah, a few years ago the church tried to do that to Hamilton
• 1:08:38
  and then May Miranda's like, hey, mother fos for you guys, something
• 1:08:42
  not gonna do it. I was like, hell, yeah, I want
• 1:08:44
  there to be an anti science Jesus song. I would totally listen to that
• 1:08:48
  we can make. Yeah, like, hey, we're not monkeys, isn't
• 1:08:51
  that good enough? Yeah? That's what Andy. Yeah, this is going
• 1:08:54
  off of like Andy was like coming up with the anti science Jesus song.
• 1:08:57
  I'm working on a Christmas song right now. I'll put right after that to
• 1:09:00
  think of an anti Christian or know what anti science Christian song. There's a
• 1:09:03
  Jesus I hadn't like religious band that I used to listen to when I went
• 1:09:06
  to Rby's, and one of their songs it wasn't really jesus y, but
• 1:09:11
  it was called Goldie's Last Day and it's about their dog dying. And it's
• 1:09:15
  like such a fucking good song. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean
• 1:09:17
  I good tunes, good tunes. I don't give a shit. I'll listen
• 1:09:20
  to fucking anything. But actually, you know, it's funny. We're bringing
• 1:09:23
  this up all because last night I was on Instagram and I saw this like
• 1:09:27
  it said, like your friend, it takes you to church camp. Don't
• 1:09:30
  worry, they're not weird. And then it was that remember you told us
• 1:09:33
  the story of at school when they're like doing the song, Yeah, they
• 1:09:39
  did that, but about not vaping and Jesus wouldn't want you to vape.
• 1:09:43
  But it was in that text I was like, oh my gosh, this
• 1:09:45
  is so good. Yeah. I grew up with a lot of the fifties
• 1:09:50
  and sixties covers, so we did like instead of a la bambo, we
• 1:09:54
  did I La la la love Jesus, it's my savior. Oh so this
• 1:09:58
  is a thing that they really do. Oh yeah, yeah, this is
• 1:10:00
  sure. And then instead of Jesus, good good loving, we did God's
• 1:10:05
  Love, God's Love. Yeah, I mean yeah, all of these I
• 1:10:12
  grew up with. Yeah. Fun, But at least you kind of got
• 1:10:16
  the vibe. You got to vibe with the songs, I guess, even
• 1:10:18
  though they're different, but at least you got like makes me one. You
• 1:10:21
  know what if it was no Like what if they were like no music and
• 1:10:26
  only us talking these weris God? Makes you wonder like how far would they
• 1:10:30
  be willing to take it? Like would they take like popular TV or movies
• 1:10:32
  and make them all super Christian, like the same exact premises of like that's
• 1:10:36
  a good you know what I mean, like Jesus is Batman or something like
• 1:10:41
  I don't we could do the Sopranos, have the main persons like the preachers
• 1:10:45
  say that again, and we could do the Sopranos, but like the main
• 1:10:47
  persons, like the preacher he's like, hey you yeah, you know what
• 1:10:51
  you did community, Yeah that's okay, We're gonna wipe your lap or something
• 1:10:57
  like how far are they willing to take like to just in to grate themselves
• 1:11:00
  into pop culture, like let's get thee All the kids love these Marvel movies,
• 1:11:03
  like let's make our own but you were talking about Bible Man or something.
• 1:11:06
  Yeah, it's just so silly, like come up with your own ship.
• 1:11:11
  But the Iron Cross man up. Yeah. Well, so let's end
• 1:11:15
  on a really sad note. Of the sixteen nuns that were credited, nine
• 1:11:20
  have died. Well, I mean a lot of them are. I know
• 1:11:24
  this film, I would have thought more what's it thirty two years ago.
• 1:11:27
  Yeah, so there's so there's sixteen of them nine nine, So that's that's
• 1:11:30
  just about seven left. And like you know that those seven aren't really happy.
• 1:11:34
  Yeah, they're probably not find out walking up a bunch of stairs.
• 1:11:40
  Yeah, like they're one of them is just but there's always like thing because
• 1:11:43
  like uh uh STDs are rampant and like like community. So there's probably like
• 1:11:47
  a slutty one that's like I was in the movie. Yeah she's yeah,
• 1:11:50
  she's telling that she's getting real. Yeah, this is like the fourth time
• 1:11:53
  when we've brought up old people stvs and we really have like four percent one
• 1:12:00
  of her episode so of the of the younger cast, you know Whoopee is
• 1:12:06
  basically only on the view Kathy Jimmie is doing fine and still voicing like Peggy
• 1:12:14
  Hill and obviously, which I didn't know until we started this fucking podcast,
• 1:12:16
  blew my mind crazy. I know, I get her mixed up with the
• 1:12:20
  big fat Greek wedding woman. Yeah, and then she was obviously in the
• 1:12:25
  new hookas Focus and the smaller Mary. Yeah that's only that was really it.
• 1:12:33
  Oh yeah, how is she making money now? Probably bitching on Instagram
• 1:12:36
  about writers strike. She's getting those residuals from there as supposed to Jeff harassing
• 1:12:43
  these people on Instagram. I'm no better than them. Somebody got their garbage
• 1:12:49
  can stolen or something Jeff put on there. Yeah, I've been My new
• 1:12:54
  hobby is trolling. I do troll anti trans people all the time, like
• 1:12:59
  they're those are the ones that I'm like, I'm going after you. But
• 1:13:01
  I've been trolling like local community facebooks and somebody was like, oh, my
• 1:13:06
  trash games were strolling and I said, will you please post a picture of
• 1:13:11
  them, like, get me on the lookout. I don't know. Community
• 1:13:16
  community groups are so fun to troll. But you you do risk getting kicked
• 1:13:19
  out like pretty easily. Oh. I got kicked out of one because they
• 1:13:24
  posted about cat they found that that died on side of the road, which
• 1:13:27
  is super sad. So I posted a quote about Maya Angelou like when she
• 1:13:32
  was talking about like death and stuff, and I got kicked out of that
• 1:13:36
  group. So what, ashole? You're not wrong though, Trolling the community
• 1:13:41
  groups is really fun. Yeah, I didn't know that everybody can I'm friends
• 1:13:45
  with can see what I'm writing. So there's like we're in an our our
• 1:13:51
  local community group. Like uh, so many people now are just like I
• 1:13:56
  need this, like not even like hey, would somebody want to help me
• 1:13:59
  with this? They're just like does it somebody want to go to the store
• 1:14:01
  and get me this because I can't do it? Likes fucking figure it out.
• 1:14:06
  I still love every night to someone's like diet anybody hear gunshots? Yeah,
• 1:14:12
  just like like people who don't understand how the Google fucking exists, like
• 1:14:15
  just fucking look it up like iglest have all the fucking time, Like it's
• 1:14:19
  not that hard. I'm so bad at technology, but like I get it.
• 1:14:26
  I so we should rate it really okay and then, uh, do
• 1:14:30
  we have any final thoughts about the ending? We didn't really touch on him
• 1:14:32
  much. I love the pope, like, I love that they like the
• 1:14:36
  shot of him clapping or something. Yeah, but like they picked someone who
• 1:14:40
  has a really good He looked a lot like John Paul, like pope.
• 1:14:44
  Yeah. Yeah, the back of him looked like John Paul. Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Then I was pretty he was the one that we liked. He wasn't the
• 1:14:48
  Nazi one, right, I mean he is. I don't think he was
• 1:14:53
  great popes. The other the one that came out to him was very horrible.
• 1:14:58
  Yeah, Nazi, but he was like very anti everybody. Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  I got blessed by a bishop one time. That's so you're going to heaven
• 1:15:05
  probably, I hope I am. I listen to Immy Grant. I'm I'm
• 1:15:11
  gonna ask him. Let you oh my god. Yeah. If hell is
• 1:15:15
  like bomb dot com, I don't care it's name. Oh no, like
• 1:15:20
  like Johnny Johnny Depp yep. Not No. But real pirate, No,
• 1:15:26
  real pirates are terrifying. Yeah. I watched videos online for some reason of
• 1:15:31
  pirates like hijacking shipping boats. Don't even think about those. Those are so
• 1:15:36
  fucking scary because you know what's gonna happen and it takes like so scary back
• 1:15:44
  to that film. Uh, I did think that, Uh, they didn't
• 1:15:48
  do enough with Harvey Kitel's character, Like you basically get him in the beginning
• 1:15:53
  and the end. Of course there's a middle scene where he's like playing pool
• 1:15:55
  and just misses her on screen, but like, I feel like there's should
• 1:16:00
  have been more cut scenes of him like we gotta find her, like nobody's
• 1:16:01
  looking for her. Like they didn't really like play into that at all.
• 1:16:06
  Maybe like going into like a like an olive garden or something to be like,
• 1:16:11
  oh, that's her and then they like turn around. That'd be kind
• 1:16:13
  of funny, Like I mean, it'd be pretty racist to be like,
• 1:16:15
  you know, finding black women and like hazy, you know, but like
• 1:16:18
  but yeah, like maybe like them like actively looking around Reno like where the
• 1:16:23
  hell is she? You know, or like breaking into her home and like
• 1:16:26
  I don't know, I just wonder, like or just to show what a
• 1:16:28
  horrible person this is. He could be in court and people could be talking
• 1:16:30
  like, hey, he did this and this is the these are the things
• 1:16:33
  against him and ship. I mean, yeah, anything to make that not
• 1:16:36
  racist though of them getting confused with Big Goldberg. It'd be funny if they
• 1:16:41
  did. Like just everybody right and it's like an Asian dude or whatever,
• 1:16:44
  and then he goes, do you even know who we were looking for?
• 1:16:45
  He's like, no, I don't bossize my first day. Yeah, that's
• 1:16:48
  a great jo the cop. I liked him a lot. I think he
• 1:16:54
  was super handsome and like he was adorable. But okay, these guys kill
• 1:16:58
  people, these mobster guys. And he's just driving around like he drives out
• 1:17:01
  after court or whatever and just like flexes that like you guys are going down,
• 1:17:06
  Like he clearly knows where Ruby Goldberg is. They should have just went
• 1:17:09
  after him, and yeah, like why would you be flaunting that in their
• 1:17:13
  face, like yeah, they fucking know, Like try to lay low and
• 1:17:15
  be like, oh, I don't know, he's just making himself a target.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah yeah, or just they now they know that he knows, so
• 1:17:21
  just even just surveillance or anything, he should have been like and once you
• 1:17:26
  guys anything with Dolores or something, you know, yeah, or the guy
• 1:17:29
  that's like leaking all of the information about the witnesses, they should have just
• 1:17:32
  asked him, like, hey, who's in charge of pope. There wasn't
• 1:17:34
  even a scene where they like strong arm him or something that like, hey,
• 1:17:38
  I need you to like because they just really was that like the scene
• 1:17:42
  of him finding the receipt or whatever and then this is our guy. Like
• 1:17:46
  could they have done a scene where like Harvey Tell like brings him in like
• 1:17:49
  to a room and beats him up a little bit or something like. I
• 1:17:51
  just like, everything's so. I enjoyed this movie. It's just that it's
• 1:17:57
  I think it's missing details that they could have put in make it just more
• 1:18:00
  convincing. Yeah. Yeah, it was an hour and forty minutes. I
• 1:18:03
  feel like they could have made an hour fifty two minutes and twelve more minutes
• 1:18:06
  of a little bit of dialogue I think, but added it like the mobsters
• 1:18:10
  going to church and that's how they see her or something like that, but
• 1:18:13
  like, don't pay the church until you get they didn't finish their job yet.
• 1:18:17
  So why are you making a check out? Two? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:18:20
  I don't know, Okay, rate it? Yeah? Oh give it
• 1:18:27
  a five? Ten, ten, yeah a d Yeah. I mean and
• 1:18:33
  you rated Munchie higher? I you know, I watched Munchie again my daughter
• 1:18:40
  I don't war that fucking movie. How how is your favorite movie at nine?
• 1:18:45
  Because I don't think there's one thing, because even when I watched,
• 1:18:47
  like I have three favorite movies that are tied for one, there's still things
• 1:18:50
  that I would probably switch a little bit. I've never seen one movie that
• 1:18:54
  all the way through I wasn't like, oh that could I would have done
• 1:18:57
  this camera viewer and you know what I mean. So you're like Jewish person,
• 1:19:00
  like your Messiah hasn't come yet, exactly like you're like the like any
• 1:19:04
  like, I'm criticizing this film a little bit, and even I wouldn't give
• 1:19:06
  it that low. Oh. I well, there's parts of it I really
• 1:19:11
  like. But as a story structure, I don't think it was very strong.
• 1:19:14
  But I the reason I love when the younger nun hits that note even
• 1:19:18
  though she's not actually singing, which made me sad when I looked it up.
• 1:19:21
  But I love that scene. But I don't know it was okay.
• 1:19:26
  I love this movie as a kid, and it just didn't hold the same
• 1:19:30
  missalgiagoggles as some dude. They should have hired somebody who could sing, but
• 1:19:33
  they needed they needed the woman a bitch. They need like, why did
• 1:19:39
  why was she so is? She's not a good singer? Why did they
• 1:19:41
  need her? Yeah? Well, you know what, I did watch this
• 1:19:44
  three times in the last six months, so I must not hate it,
• 1:19:46
  So you're right. I'm actually gonna move up a little bit to six point
• 1:19:48
  five. Okay, last question, Would you have given it such a low
• 1:19:51
  score if you didn't watch it three times in like a month? See that's
• 1:19:55
  what. Well, I don't know, maybe it would have been a five.
• 1:19:57
  But then I'm like, well, I was able to watch it three
• 1:19:59
  times, and if I hated it so much, I wouldn't have watched it
• 1:20:02
  again, you know, So, oh my god, that's okay for the
• 1:20:04
  people. For people listening. We've been discussing Andy's rating for a long time,
• 1:20:09
  so there's get to it. I give it. I give it out
• 1:20:13
  of ten stars or ten points or whatever I'm gonna say. I give it
• 1:20:16
  like, well, I was really fucked up last night, but I'd probably
• 1:20:18
  give it like a seven or eight. So I was like, literally,
• 1:20:23
  Lane, yeah, Ali, uh, seven point five. I just think
• 1:20:30
  it's enjoyable, it's fun. I don't have nostalgia for it, so that
• 1:20:32
  doesn't you know that hurts? Its cause a little bit, and I just
• 1:20:35
  think it is missing some details. But the performances are great, the songs
• 1:20:42
  are fun, it's it's a good score. But I just I think it
• 1:20:46
  does lack story all right, But I mean it's still I was. I
• 1:20:53
  enjoyed it and let me say, kid and everything I remembered, that's all
• 1:20:59
  the parts I enjoy though. I remembered, like the dance, I remembered
• 1:21:00
  when she's saying, but all the stuff between my favorite parts, I was
• 1:21:04
  like, yeah, that's okay, Yeah, let's get to my you know
• 1:21:06
  what I mean. So I don't know, but that's it. I'll stop
• 1:21:09
  about. Oh it's good. I like go to Andy's rating for Interact dot
• 1:21:13
  com if you want my full breakdown pipe I mean, I'm going to give
• 1:21:19
  this a nine, okay, I mean it's out of ten. Yeah,
• 1:21:23
  oh yeah, this is just one of my one of my all time favorites.
• 1:21:27
  I can quote the movie back and forth. I know all the like
• 1:21:30
  the songs and the moves, and like, I'm I can probably mime this
• 1:21:33
  whole movie. So it just has for me, it holds a lot of
• 1:21:39
  nostalgia. Yeah, and for you know, if this is not a if
• 1:21:43
  this is a new episode that listeners will listening to Like Rhea had a did
• 1:21:46
  not get a nostalgia childhood like most of us, and was raised very religious
• 1:21:50
  and so very few and far between pop culture stuff. Did you get to
• 1:21:55
  watch? So yeah, it holds a lot more importance. But I would
• 1:21:58
  I'd be willing to bet that all four of us have a film that or
• 1:22:03
  show that we loved that that we do have a lot of nostalgia for that
• 1:22:08
  we would hold gear that you guys all maybe would think like it's just h
• 1:22:15
  and it's not like what good movie? But I love it so much.
• 1:22:18
  One last thing about the right So, okay, so what is a five
• 1:22:23
  out of ten? Does that mean? Like, yeah, it's good?
• 1:22:26
  What it means everybody? Maybe our rating systems are weird. I think five
• 1:22:29
  is it is like fifty percent. But if you think, like if you're
• 1:22:31
  getting some five stars, that's two and a half stars, it just doesn't
• 1:22:34
  seem like a lot, you know, Yeah, because like one and two
• 1:22:38
  I won't watch again, right, three, you're almost almost at you're between
• 1:22:42
  two and three essentially. If well, but his ten is a nine,
• 1:22:48
  I mean it is It is a subjective. It is a subject like a
• 1:22:54
  six or seven. Just seems it seems to me like a like a five
• 1:22:57
  out of ten. It's like a it's fifty percent, you know. So
• 1:23:00
  it's just like, what's your least favorite movie everybody? And then rating one
• 1:23:04
  ten? Would it be a one or two? I mean probably probably a
• 1:23:09
  one? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I have three movies that would put
• 1:23:12
  as a one, and they're like they're horrible. Uh huh unwatchable. Yeah,
• 1:23:15
  So I don't know. I'm gonna work on this rating system and all
• 1:23:17
  the next episode honestly though, like we uh, we've never had a consistent
• 1:23:23
  rating system, and eighty episodes of this Star Jeff's One Time is given a
• 1:23:30
  four scale rating. Uh, you know, we've done five scale ratings,
• 1:23:32
  we've done ten scale. So I just we have a matlock rating. I
• 1:23:36
  just uh, I feel like we should have like a specific like, I
• 1:23:44
  like we should commit to Okay, is this a five star? Is this
• 1:23:46
  out of ten? Like? What what do we feel like we should do
• 1:23:51
  ninety out of nineties? Yeah? Was Ori an Ali? Uh? Do
• 1:23:57
  you have a ten star movie? Yes? Yeah, I mean I have
• 1:24:03
  my favorite movie and top gun or tooms. What's your favorite movie of all
• 1:24:11
  time? The mask strikes back. You loved that movie. My favorite movie
• 1:24:16
  all time is The Big Lebowski. Oh I shouldn't know that. Yeah,
• 1:24:20
  how about you were Hello Dolly? Okay, and then your favorite movie Andy
• 1:24:27
  three or tied for mine. But I just rewatched Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf
• 1:24:30
  again? Who has a good movie. But no, that's not on my
• 1:24:33
  top three, but it's up there anyways. It's they're all like kind of
• 1:24:38
  the same thing, but they're parted resure dogs and good fellows Jeff Okay,
• 1:24:42
  I would say probably. It shifts every so often. But I think my
• 1:24:45
  probably my favorite movie is a fish called Wanda. Huh, I've never seen
• 1:24:48
  it. I for sure thought you were gonna make a joke and say,
• 1:24:50
  Babe Blossom in the City. No, babe too pick in the City.
• 1:24:53
  That's my favorite sequels or a squeak squeels because you hold their tails. I
• 1:25:00
  do think we introduced like a rating segment, No, you know, not
• 1:25:04
  not like yeah, that's what I mean, Like it's time to rate the
• 1:25:09
  thing, so like we should just like be for better prepared for this.
• 1:25:12
  No, I love that we're like two thumbs up, no, five stuffs.
• 1:25:16
  No, it's it's a seven coconuts love it, so I just want
• 1:25:21
  to get it. I do enjoy this movie, but it wasn't as good
• 1:25:25
  as I thought, so I thought a five for trade bar. I don't
• 1:25:27
  hate this movie. If I did not think I was gonna like it,
• 1:25:30
  I was like, I was thinking about calling out today because I was like
• 1:25:32
  not wanting to watch this. But then I got super fated and I was
• 1:25:35
  like, Okay, this is an amazing movie, Like I love oh my
• 1:25:40
  god, I'll talk about you that. Yeah, but yeah, thank you
• 1:25:42
  Rea for choosing this movie. Yeah, it was fun. I'm glad to
• 1:25:45
  revisit three times. Well, you've made rewatch Seventh Heaven, which I have
• 1:25:54
  a lot of notes for that episode. We have to do seven Heaven again.
• 1:25:58
  I think definitely doing a little more. We need to do the retro
• 1:26:02
  reboot. Yeah, let's do it, all right, cool, tell us
• 1:26:05
  the past. It's time to recast. It's retro. Let's go around.
• 1:26:16
  I guess like my character, so let's start with Harvey Kitel. All right,
• 1:26:19
  let's do it. I go first. I guess, yeah, Andy,
• 1:26:24
  all right, unless somebody else to go. Nobody says it doesn't matter.
• 1:26:28
  I choose, but no, I think he and Michael he could do
• 1:26:30
  a little bit more comedy wise, but he can also so it wouldn't so
• 1:26:34
  the chasing at the end when it was all just whimsical, funny music.
• 1:26:38
  They're not trying to make any real stakes for this movie, so I think
• 1:26:41
  he could play it off to make it more a little more fun and whimsical.
• 1:26:44
  So he needs more acting. Yeah, I feel like he's great.
• 1:26:48
  Yeah, I love him because his buddy is making it, making it big.
• 1:26:51
  Yeah, I'm making movies. Yeah. Yeah, he's in a new
• 1:26:55
  series on Hulu called Reboot and it's really good. Oh yeah, and I
• 1:26:59
  want to see that one with him and it's not. Yeah, all right,
• 1:27:01
  Jeff. For for the Bad Guy, I did a gender swap.
• 1:27:06
  I did Salmahayak. Yeah, fucking love her. Yeah, I think she's
• 1:27:14
  playing a villain before. Yeah, she's good. Yeah, she's so fucking
• 1:27:16
  sexy, like I would titty fuck her in a heartbeat. Okay, real
• 1:27:21
  quick. I went with Pablo Schreiber. Oh I like that. Yes.
• 1:27:29
  If you don't know who him by name, he is porn stash and Orange
• 1:27:32
  is the New Black. Oh okay, yeah, and he's been in Candy
• 1:27:35
  and American Gods. Yeah, he was in Weeds too, and what that
• 1:27:42
  show Weeds? I hated Weeds. Oh you don't like Elizabeth Perkins sidebar.
• 1:27:47
  But he's he's good at comedy and he's good at being like a creep,
• 1:27:50
  and I think he'd be just a like I want to like if if we're
• 1:27:54
  gonna reboot this and like we're completely recast it and do it like just lean
• 1:27:58
  lean into the comedy, like let's go folk. Yeah yeah, all right.
• 1:28:01
  I went with Michael Keaton. Okay, it would be great. I
• 1:28:08
  think he could. He would be he does have that perfect mix of comedy
• 1:28:12
  and then like I just picture him as like sort of beetlejuicy, but like
• 1:28:15
  also just dark. I don't know. He was a good villain in the
• 1:28:18
  Spider Man film. Yeah sure, yeah, so yeah, and you can
• 1:28:25
  probably get him for like a cheaper rate because he's not really I go,
• 1:28:30
  yeah, he kind of made a comeback anyway. All right. Next,
• 1:28:33
  let's do the cop. Okay, so my cop I did a gender swap
• 1:28:39
  and I chose Kate McKinnon. I think she could be kind of tough,
• 1:28:42
  but she could also be funny. And then I just I love Kate McKinnon
• 1:28:45
  too, and I think she's so Yeah. I think her and Key could
• 1:28:49
  do really good, like like they could really joke off each other, and
• 1:28:53
  if they played a little bit more into that story of those two each other.
• 1:28:56
  Oh yeah, I can see she looks like she smells bad, Jeff,
• 1:29:04
  all right, So the cop I did Chris Pine, he's just so
• 1:29:10
  fucking that's just for me because he's so he makes me wet. Yeah,
• 1:29:14
  he's and he's funny. Yeah, I don't know if I love I had
• 1:29:16
  to think of which Chris. That was everything I've seen Chris Pinden so far
• 1:29:20
  I fucking loved. And you're right, he is crazy attractive. The D
• 1:29:24
  and D movie was great. Him is. Captain Kirk is great. Anything
• 1:29:27
  he does. I'm with that. He's getting better with age, for sure.
• 1:29:30
  He is gorgeous. He could also just if you can't get him,
• 1:29:33
  get James Marsden and it's almost the same thing. Oh yeah, not Jason
• 1:29:39
  Marks, James Marsden. You're like birth birth all right, Ali, your
• 1:29:48
  cop I did a gender swap, and I think a ray would be really
• 1:29:53
  good. So you're just casting. Oh, okay, who do you think
• 1:29:57
  it was? I was thinking of someone else. Okay, Usa Ray is
• 1:30:01
  a black comedian and she's she's fun and honestly, oh, I cast for
• 1:30:05
  Whoopee or the cop. I think either one of them would be great in
• 1:30:09
  those roles, but I just feel a little stronger about the other one.
• 1:30:11
  I'm gonna cast for a Whoopee's character. But yeah, I just think it'd
• 1:30:15
  be fun to just do a little gender swap. And I think she'd be
• 1:30:18
  great. So as the cop, Yeah, she is gorgeous, she's funny,
• 1:30:24
  too funny, she's yeah. Yeah, I'm so bad with the names.
• 1:30:27
  I should really know her name, well, now you know I do.
• 1:30:30
  So for the cop, I went with Keegan Michael Key Nice. I
• 1:30:34
  think she would be as the cops. I agree, yeah, for sure.
• 1:30:40
  Yeah, no no arguments there, all right. Maggie Smith, all
• 1:30:44
  right, let's see Smith. Her name is the reverend Mother, Reverend Mother.
• 1:30:48
  I went with Sally Field. She's twelve years younger than Maggie Smith.
• 1:30:53
  But she has an old feeling and I think she can play kind of like
• 1:30:56
  harsh, and she could also play loving, so she could show that she
• 1:30:59
  loves her parish or whatever it's called. But you gotta stay in line,
• 1:31:02
  so I think Sally Fields would be great. I like that too, Yeah,
• 1:31:09
  Jeff Helen Muiren, Yeah, I know she'd be perfect. She's like
• 1:31:15
  a badass. She's hot too, like for an old lady. So I'm
• 1:31:19
  showing this because sorry that I'm showing this to rias So, but that's exactly
• 1:31:25
  why I had too. Yeah, I love that. I hit hard time.
• 1:31:30
  I was just like, I mean, you could literally cast Maggie Smith
• 1:31:33
  again, and yes you should. I mean you should. But yeah,
• 1:31:36
  didn't you say you gave ship for the British thing though? What do you
• 1:31:40
  mean? Yeah, because she has a British I just was wondering why.
• 1:31:45
  But she's gonna have a British accent. She doesn't have to, but but
• 1:31:49
  yeah, I mean, just keep it British. I guess I don't know.
• 1:31:51
  Yeah, all right, I love that. I went with whose Ellen
• 1:31:56
  Burston? Yeah? Is she that broad that I just watched that movie?
• 1:32:00
  Yeah, because we know what movie you're talking about that you just watched.
• 1:32:04
  Wow, my bitch alarms. Yeah, yeah, that's her. She's no,
• 1:32:12
  no, no, that's not her. Never mind. When you's that
• 1:32:14
  age, it doesn't matter. So I'm thinking of Ellen Ellen Burston. No,
• 1:32:18
  who am I thinking of no, no, no, she's the one
• 1:32:23
  from Outlaws. I just watched Outlaws, Helen Merrit No, h hey,
• 1:32:30
  ser who's that woman from the Outlaws movie? Okay? Hold on? Ellen
• 1:32:35
  Burston is from h rec Quam for a Dream. Oh she plays the momm
• 1:32:46
  hold on, Okay, who am I thinking of Outlaws? The the Outlaws.
• 1:32:58
  I'm gonna calm down, people, we'll find it. No, because
• 1:33:02
  it's confusing me. Oh, there's so many movies called Outlaws. All right,
• 1:33:06
  here we go, I found the cast. Okay, thank you,
• 1:33:10
  Andy, there we go Ellen Barkin. Yeah you see how that does not
• 1:33:16
  matter at all, not at all. Okay, sorry, go ahead in
• 1:33:21
  that movie anyway, Ellen Burston, I think would be really good because I
• 1:33:27
  think she's she's salty, uh and she was great and like divine speakers of
• 1:33:31
  the ya Ya sisterhood and kind of playing that same role. So I think
• 1:33:34
  she'd be great. You could also get the lady from Hacks maybe oh yeah,
• 1:33:40
  yeah, oh Jean Smart, Yeah, she'd be great. Yeah,
• 1:33:43
  she's she looks she's having a moment too. That's yeah. You need someone
• 1:33:46
  who looks like a reverend mother. All right, let's do Kathen and Jemie's
• 1:33:53
  character. All right, I'm so glad Ria didn't say Maggie SMA. I
• 1:33:56
  thought I'd be so fucked up to cast her, and then Ship said,
• 1:34:00
  yeah, you can't get better than Kathy and Jimmie, so I gotta keep
• 1:34:03
  her. She's still good, she's still able. I'm not recasting that role.
• 1:34:06
  She's too good. Kay. No, I meant because Maggie Smith is
• 1:34:10
  like a like elder, like super elder. Yeah, and she already looked
• 1:34:14
  fucked up back then. Yeah. I mean, if I had my way,
• 1:34:17
  Maggie Smith would be the only one who plays Reverend Mother. And she
• 1:34:21
  is going to be playing Reverend Mother again and then the new one, thank
• 1:34:27
  fucking god. Can't they just see if she dies soon? Canny? I
• 1:34:30
  ai her, they should. I don't know why. I don't care.
• 1:34:34
  I don't have a shart opinion, but okay, so if we have to
• 1:34:38
  switch someone else, and of course I'm gonna go McCartney, then oh that's
• 1:34:41
  a good one. But I think Kathy and Jimmy she needs the job.
• 1:34:43
  I love her. I think she's all right. Jeff, what is it
• 1:34:49
  for Kathy and Jimmy? I did oh duh? I always cast her in
• 1:34:55
  every movie. I Jennifer Coolidge, She's so amazing, real quick Sister Act
• 1:35:03
  three Kicking the Habit. Yeah, that's the name of they're calling it.
• 1:35:06
  Yeah, like so they really are doing I didn't know until this podcast,
• 1:35:14
  the second one, how they got the name, Like back in the Habit,
• 1:35:16
  I didn't know what happen because she's going, now now I get it.
• 1:35:21
  I didn't know it. I didn't know. But wouldn't Holy Trinity sound
• 1:35:25
  cool? Like Sister? All Right? All right, so I I originally
• 1:35:33
  wanted Meghan Statler, but I've just recently changed my mind. Megan Statler is
• 1:35:38
  in Hack. She's like the secretary who's like, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:35:40
  yeah. But I think Adi Bryant would be fun from and she's like she's
• 1:35:45
  so she's awkward, perky, So I think it'd be a cold twist on
• 1:35:48
  the character, like it wouldn't be as outgoing but like it's just awkward.
• 1:35:54
  Yeah, you know what. I'm switching my answer too, I'm going for
• 1:35:58
  sure. Who was your again? Yes, eighty Bryant, No, you're
• 1:36:01
  Originally it was Kathy and Jimmy as Whoopy Holdberg. No, who is your
• 1:36:10
  We haven't got to the main part, and then Melissa McCartney, Oh romatic
• 1:36:15
  Kathy Jim Woopy Goldberg playing I went with Melissa McCarthy as well. Yeah,
• 1:36:23
  but I don't think Adie Bryant could could do it. All. You know
• 1:36:26
  who also would be good? Was is Jonah Hills cousin. Oh Beanie Wells
• 1:36:30
  her name. Yeah, she'd be really really good. Yeah that is a
• 1:36:33
  good call. I really I'm gonna go with Beanie Wells. Okay, I
• 1:36:38
  think all of you stayed with the I should have done that, stayed more
• 1:36:41
  with like the character, because would Jennifer Coolidge be a nun? She could
• 1:36:47
  be one of the she would be a good whoops or something. She'd be
• 1:36:51
  really hard tells. Yeah, that's true, yeah, being Wells. Did
• 1:36:58
  any of you see book smart? M man? Are you get there?
• 1:37:05
  You freeze? No, we haven't not seen. Okay we didn't answer,
• 1:37:12
  but I don't. I thought you froze because you stopped moving. She was
• 1:37:16
  also really good in Monica Lewinsky. Yeah yeah, yeah, but Bill is
• 1:37:26
  getting here too. They never youre like falling down a world. They never
• 1:37:34
  they never actually had sex like penis and vagina sex. Well, I think
• 1:37:38
  the reason he said not sexual relations because in washingtonc At the time, I
• 1:37:42
  don't think oral sex classified as sexual relations in the law book. That's why
• 1:37:45
  I think I could be wrong though. I just always think that, like,
• 1:37:48
  why do you oral sex if you're not going to have penetration? Okay,
• 1:37:54
  anyway, Whoopie Goldberg. Uh this one, I feel like I'm gonna
• 1:37:59
  get a lot of hate or but I don't. I love her. I
• 1:38:01
  think she's funny and I think she's great. I actually think she's a good
• 1:38:03
  actress too. But I'm gonna switch out for Jennifer Lawrence. Oh okay,
• 1:38:09
  I think it would be fun. I think she would be a good uh
• 1:38:12
  you know, singer and in Las Vegas and then she does that whole kind
• 1:38:16
  of like innocent, mean type thing and like every role she does, but
• 1:38:19
  I kind of like it, and then she can go and you know,
• 1:38:21
  I think she'd I think Jennifer Lawnce will be awesome in this, Alight.
• 1:38:25
  I like that. I don't mind that. Are we the white girl Jennifer
• 1:38:29
  Lawrence? Yes? Right, yes, I was thinking of the one from
• 1:38:32
  dream Girls for a second. Have the same name. If you're part of
• 1:38:36
  the you mean replacing her the white woman Okay, yes exactly, but but
• 1:38:43
  I also replaced the white back guy with a yeah, so I'm down with
• 1:38:45
  everybody and I too, Yeah, yeah, I want Chris Heave. Oh
• 1:39:01
  you remember her name? Now? Yeah? Well, I love you guys.
• 1:39:04
  Is said it a lot, all right, Jeff, this one.
• 1:39:10
  I've cashed her in a few things. I'm obsessed with her. She's one
• 1:39:12
  of the only podcasts I listened to. But Kekey Palmer love her. Talks
• 1:39:16
  of her being in the new one too. She is going to be in
• 1:39:19
  the new one, Okay, so I would put her in this. She's
• 1:39:23
  so zaney. I love her. I just listened to the interview she did
• 1:39:27
  with Kamala Harris, who's the vice president. And if you didn't know she's
• 1:39:31
  cool, you think Kamala Harris is cool. I think a lot of shade
• 1:39:40
  from her, Like she's cool, Like she wears converse, I don't know,
• 1:39:45
  Like she's way cooler than the Dick Chan Dick Cheney was cool. Dick
• 1:39:50
  Cheney, Now that's a guy I want to drink. Right, No,
• 1:39:54
  I do think like if they were to actually reboot this, I think they
• 1:39:57
  would do like Kicky Palmer, like would be the right right person or like
• 1:40:00
  who they were? She is that is who? And I also think Kathe
• 1:40:03
  and is that who is that? Who's is she playing the main character in
• 1:40:06
  number three? Yeah? Yeah, so we'll be not going to be in
• 1:40:10
  it. She has like a small cameo, I think, but I think
• 1:40:13
  it's but like if they were like doing like an actual reboot too, I
• 1:40:15
  think I honestly think they would do Rebel Wilson as Kathy and Jimi. Yeah.
• 1:40:20
  Yeah, she's not like her being anymore. Still, she's not like
• 1:40:27
  skinning either. Wow. Anyways, I think we should have like what's her
• 1:40:36
  name? Mary Kay Olson? Sure, Ashley Olson, Elizabeth Elizabeth Olson?
• 1:40:43
  Which one? I said? Mary Kay? Okay? I know that my
• 1:40:48
  favorite. For my recasting of Dolores, I went with Iowa Deberis And she's
• 1:40:58
  the sus chef and the bear, okay, And she's so talented and she's
• 1:41:06
  also she also does comedy. She's on a sketch for I think you should
• 1:41:10
  leave. And I think I just like I've only like she's mostly known for
• 1:41:14
  the bear and like she's just blown me away with like her her acting and
• 1:41:17
  her abilities, and I think she would shine in that role. So I
• 1:41:21
  almost started watching the Bear. Should I watch it? Yeah, you wouldn't
• 1:41:26
  be traumatized by uh so, I do want to trademark this now. But
• 1:41:30
  you just gave me a great idea of a nineteen seventies movie called Sue Chef
• 1:41:32
  and the Bear. And it's a Native American dude. Okay, he's a
• 1:41:36
  truck driver. He has to drive across the country for some reason, but
• 1:41:39
  he has to transport a bear. That's the sounds sounds like a good movie.
• 1:41:45
  Yo. He's Sue Indian, but he's also a chef and he has
• 1:41:48
  to get across the country and he has to bring a bear for some reason.
• 1:41:51
  I'll figure out the details later, but that's sounds like a dope ass
• 1:41:55
  movie. Is it? What genre? Is it? Horror? So Chef
• 1:41:59
  and the Bear could also sus Chef and the Bear could also be like a
• 1:42:02
  DJ pair for like a radio station, right, yeah, and the bear
• 1:42:09
  that has so many just ready things to go. I'm excited if I could
• 1:42:12
  like enter in anyone's body like it turned their mind for like an hour would
• 1:42:16
  be yours. I want I don't want to experience it. I don't want
• 1:42:19
  to enter in your body like you know what I mean, Like I was
• 1:42:25
  just thinking that, like you know, Whoopie does that in ghost or but
• 1:42:30
  that whole hour I'm in purgatory. No, we didn't think that's we didn't
• 1:42:36
  think atfe for fifty three minutes and then but you would have to go into
• 1:42:44
  my body then, because that that means so we need to plan this out.
• 1:42:50
  This is like it's important to like like talk about your betted you think
• 1:42:56
  about a movie. But oh good, all right, what's your tyler?
• 1:43:02
  Oh? I love her? She's so fucking funny. Yeah, I think
• 1:43:04
  she'd be great. No, there are no there are no other notes.
• 1:43:10
  I just think she would be great, okay, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:43:17
  sorry, yes, yeah, I don't know who she is. She
• 1:43:23
  she hosts? Whose line is it? Anyway? Now? Oh she's pretty.
• 1:43:27
  Yeah, she's like really pretty too. Yeah, she's funny too,
• 1:43:30
  she's really funny. Well, she was in Friends. Apparently she's funny,
• 1:43:33
  really nice teeth, let's see. Yeah she's cute. Yeah that's a great
• 1:43:40
  call, right on? Yeah, all right, any any other any final
• 1:43:45
  thoughts? I think anybody who hasn't seen this, or if they're like sister
• 1:43:50
  act should really watch this movie totally. Like it's so funny. It is
• 1:43:55
  I think it's worth a watch. Yeah, yeah, or three yeah or
• 1:43:59
  three yeah. The music's fun. Overall, Yeah, it was good.
• 1:44:01
  I don't have any issues with it. I didn't except for the ones I
• 1:44:03
  said. The story could you know, there's some of it could have used
• 1:44:05
  a little work. I wish they would have had more Catherine and Jimmie of
• 1:44:09
  course, and a little more Harvard. I tell. But it's not like
• 1:44:11
  when you're done watching this, it's not like you're gonna be fun. I
• 1:44:14
  wish I don't watch that. It's like it's a good fun watch and you
• 1:44:15
  feel better afterwards though watching if anyone knows the answer like why do they wear
• 1:44:20
  those outfits? Like why do nuns have to dress like that? Like why
• 1:44:26
  don't they dress I don't know. It's probably cold. That's a lot of
• 1:44:30
  a lot of cover app Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just something
• 1:44:35
  easy people can make, like it's the easy pattern maybe, And you know,
• 1:44:40
  because they don't have a lot of worldly possessions, so they probably only
• 1:44:43
  have like cloth and string or something. I don't know. I'm not trying
• 1:44:47
  to get controversial at all, but it just seems like a stone stir away
• 1:44:49
  from like a Burka, uh anything else? No, I don't think so
• 1:45:00
  I would. I would, I would watch it. If I was,
• 1:45:03
  I recommend it. I definitely think we have to do the sequel though,
• 1:45:08
  oh yea though, oh is it bad? I hate the sequel. I
• 1:45:13
  don't remember don't they have don't they have like they have another wise guy?
• 1:45:15
  Is it Rayliota? I don't remember who's the bad guy in the second one.
• 1:45:19
  I don't think there is a bad guy. So it's where she goes
• 1:45:25
  back to. So they've opened this Catholic school and Whoopie goes back as like
• 1:45:30
  a teacher because they're like, we our music teacher quit or whatever, and
• 1:45:34
  so Whoopie goes back and teaches the kids. And it has Lauren Hill in
• 1:45:38
  it, and it focuses more on Lauren Hill, like in her uh and
• 1:45:44
  like the the issues that she has with her parents and some of the other
• 1:45:48
  kids. It's funny. It's not as funny, it's not. No,
• 1:45:55
  it's too bad. This one's hilarious. Yeah. I love like the older
• 1:46:00
  the older nuns, like I love not the older just the nuns in general,
• 1:46:02
  like the ones that I don't remember their names. Yeah, but they
• 1:46:04
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• 1:46:56
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• 1:47:00
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• 1:47:08
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• 1:47:13
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• 1:48:23
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