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Episode 160: Slurp Review: Godzilla Vs Kong The New Empire · Chucks Cantina

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This is Chuck's Cantina podcast, where anything and everything is up for discussion.
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And now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell. It looks like international copyright boss.
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It's not it. Oh he what's up, brother? What's up?
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Brother? Oh my god, dude, what's up brother? Special Team Special
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Plays? Do you hate me? Now? I like had heard of it,
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Like I didn't know it's so ban I can't even bullshit. I didn't
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know about that whole fucking last week like I heard, I heard the Special
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Tea such plays. But I know the full except of what the hell it
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was till this last week when I actually looked it up because h O G.
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Patron actually told me about it, and then I saw the whole thing.
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Hey, good for the kid again. If we all could do what
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he was doing, we all doing a heartbeat. Good for him, you
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know what I mean? He has something that caught on. So, my
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brother in Christ, the red is too damn high? Uh or God bless
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America at truxteena your social TEXI teach dot com. How are you it's been
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It's been a while. Uh may survive out of here? Yeah, And
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it's fucking crazy in the mean streets of Milwaukee. Yeah, bro, it's
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it's uh, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. What's funny is I'm a place
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for a new job. You're all right into it? Huh Yeah, I
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already. I already put in my h several weeks notice. So my my
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last day is next Friday, and I'm probably gonna be making my new at
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the at the opportunities that I've been looking at that I'm looking at upwards of
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sixty to sixty five k. The thing is, I'm looking to spend less
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on rent and get something as nice or nicer, which is impossible. And
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the rent has got up about two hundred bucks across the board since I moved
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into this current apartment. Jesus. So the only way to uh, to
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live affordably and near be near the city is not live in the city.
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But still it's it's almost possible. What's crazy to me is that like a
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lot of like I'll see like the the lofts, they are super affordable.
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I'm like, oh cool, and then it's affordable housing. And I'm like
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a thousand dollars is affordable housing, Like that's what I can afford. And
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I'm making way past their like income eligibility. They won like five people stuffed
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into this uh like into these two bedroom affordable apartments. I said it when
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the Bucks one years ago and they started doing townovations, like Milwaukee is gonna
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get this thing. And by the way, this isn't just walking it everywhere
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is doing this. Yeah, but they're gonna get this. Uh well,
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I don't say this stuff they're gonna get They're gonna get this thing in there
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ass thinking oh, we're Chicago, we can start charging They really do,
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they really think that way, and it is so annoying. Oh yeah,
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Like I I remember I went to uh oh what was this sound? Was
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on Milwaukee. I was there a couple Actually, I was there a couple
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of months ago. I went to see Bert Kreischer and it was through work,
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so like, you know, there was a raffle. I won tickets
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and all that stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, so our drinks and everything
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were camped. But like I was just having to go to the bathroom,
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like you know what, I'm gonna walk by? What are they charging here?
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You know the finser form it is one of the relatively cheaper stadiums and
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stuff like that. But then like I just remember, like I actually bought
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it someone I knew that was at the show and I asked, I'm like,
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hey, let me ask you the curiosity. How much is parking here?
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And he's like, oh, it's like forty Like wait what He's like,
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it's forty bucks? Like forty bucks for what? Are they gonna clean
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your car and do your all change while you wait? But while you're in
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New York show, Like holy Shit's what's crazy to me is it's either all
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these nice like apartments are either affordable housing or the marker rate is like three
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times what the affordable rate is. So if it's like a thousand, it's
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anywhere from like twenty five to thirty to like three K. And I'm like,
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stupid, I wish I wish I had a degree so I can make
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like at least seventy K a year. But no, it's just it's getting
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to the point, and it's getting to the point like where you're seeing like
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these funny like on like tiktoks and all that stuff, like what they're like
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going through the apartments like oh, here's what the cheapest place in New York
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is, And it seems like I swear to God, I'm seeing, here's
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the cheapest place in New York is and the place is getting smaller and the
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rent's going up more. It's like, wait, I just saw the same
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video last week from a different guy, different other side of Manhattan, and
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it's a smaller place like like and like I'm just so like there's playing places
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twenty I mean, like twenty minutes from downtown. If I go to like
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West Dallas or Tosa Greendale, like Francis, there's there's. Yes, there
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is a lot of apartments that if you go twenty twenty five minutes outside the
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city superfortable. But bro, I don't know anything other than downtown. I
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don't feel comfortable living anything outside downtown. If I'm gonna go live outside of
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down to Minkee as well, I might as well go live closer to like
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a No Show or back like that's somewhat more closer to like my friends and
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family. Like the whole point of living in Milwaukee was that it's affordable,
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and now it's just the economy how it is becoming Chicago. Yeah, and
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then like everyone and then if you talk to a booper, they're like,
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well, on my day, you should be able to afford this as long
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as you work five jobs and kill yourself, and as long as you love
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those bees where it's like like you're, hey, you're having a hard time
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living in Milwaukee. You know what you should have done instead of, you
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know, going to class in two thousand and eight, you should have been
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buying houses at the fine at the fine age of twelve years old, you've
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been able to buy three houses. Instead of taking two hours to yourself a
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day. You should be working three jobs and saving it all the same time.
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It'll all pay off and fit when you're sixty. My brother in Christ,
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you you worked one job, you worked at McDonald's, and could afford
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a four bedroom apartment and then maybe just maybe had to work a second job
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till for your summer home. Fuck. But not even like I'm so tired
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of as you say, my brother in Christ. Not even that I talked
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about this with og Patron, is that the last week or two weeks ago
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we were discussing like just like we're just going like a little bit of financial
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stuff. This actually might have been off air with shag Zilla. We were
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just like a common thing that we talk about lately is like what them And
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again it really shows our age, which sucks because you like, we feel
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we're not that we're not that old man, We're not that old. We're
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literally we're not that old. I mean, yeah we're I mean we'll be
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seven years old, so we'll be fucking manchilled. But that's besides the point.
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But like what the McDonald's value menu used to be, Like, it's
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so stupid that, like, you know, like I said, I used
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to go to McDonald's get two mcchickens, a fry, and a coke for
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like what six bucks? Yeah? Five six bucks? What's that run?
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You now? Fifteen twenty if you're lucky, right, it's so well,
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it's what have you used the app? You can make it fourteen? Shut
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the fuck up the fuck well, And people wonder, and people wonder,
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Well, we'll get to the sloper of view here in a little bit.
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Yeah, but their workers are making twenty dollars out now, and the and
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the fucking billionaire owner is still making billions, just like he was fucking ten
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years ago when he was still fucking taking advantage of all his workers. Oh
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shut I legitimly don't know his name, and even if I did, I'm
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not gonna mention the dip shit. I'm not gonna mention the dipshit. And
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yes I'm gonna say that again that recommended this. There was a game developer
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or director rather he I think he's out of it, not like out of
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it. I think he like left where he was working, shocking, and
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he and I might be given the story some company might be dealing this,
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but I'm just going offter what I read, of course, off the internet.
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So like it must be true that some like former Giant game directors like,
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you know, what we should do to help the game guys making games.
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We should set up a thing where you were the people who buy the
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games can tip them. It's like, hey, motherfucker, how about you
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just pay them a livable wage and then stop firing them the second they make
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the game and then oh we gotta make we gotta make profit or net revenue.
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So we're gonna fire all these people. And I'm gonna double my salary
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just because like essentially I made the quota for my bonus, like and get
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it, like, hey, that's what it's not what It's not about what
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you know or it's not about what you've what's it's not about what you've earned.
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What we negotiate, but like the fuck man like like like like I'm
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fortunately, I'm fortunate to live where I live, in my home and stuff
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like that. But just like I see, like I just see like some
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of the things that like where it costs. Like again, like I've I'm
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not gonna lie to you. The other day at the grocery store, I
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bought a thing of chicken breasts for the first time. And I don't know
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how long. And during the pandemic obviously prices got kind of went up and
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everything and stuff like that. But like I can go buy a giant thing
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of chicken breasts for maybe like what twelve bucks if that. Now it's like
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twenty for just three and they're wondering why I was America do healthiest country in
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the world. It's like, well, because you know, we could actually
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eat if it's frozen. I saw there was like a there was like an
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article on new uh here or now this or whatever. Yeah, and I
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didn't I will be fair, I didn't read. I didn't watch or read
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the whole thing. But basically, the new luxury, the new millennial gen
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z luxury is groceries, Like it's a luxury like bro they want us eating.
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This is how like, this is how people think. I like,
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and I have my discussions my family too, because my family does well off,
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but like I'm the run of the family. And they're like, well,
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you should be eating like right, Well they don't say this, but
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like people expect everyone well to save money, you should be eating rice and
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beans and like chicken, and you should stay in your teeny tiny, four
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hundred square foot apartment. And we have five roommates and work three jobs,
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like, but that's not a life, like yes, am i am?
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I Do I pay a premium to have a two bedroom to myself? Yes?
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And there is a premium to having a two bedroom to yourself. Should
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I be able to be fine with a one bedroom? Yes, But like
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the point is it shouldn't be unreasonable to have an apartment to yourself one or
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a two bedroom, a decent sized two part And I don't even have a
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big two bedroom tucking contest this. It's it's an okay size. I'm not
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gonna lie to you. It's a nice apartment. It's a tight two bedroom
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two bedroom tights keep it tight, so like I barely fit my computer desk
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in here, and yes, oh, you can get a smaller computer desk.
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Again, that's not the point. That's not the point. The point
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is it shouldn't be unreasonable to afford an apartment like mine or slightly bigger for
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one person by themselves if you're making sixty k, anywhere from fifty to seventy
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K. But it's just not anymore. It's just it's it's now, we're
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all we all have to live with ten people just to be able to afford
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anything and just to put into your savings, right, and then you have
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to suffer for thirty years for maybe a chance at buying a house before black
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right black Rock buys them all out and starts renting them, renting them Like,
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that's just insane to me. You know, let's move on from this
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because I'm only going to go in a Dowurs fial. I love it,
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though, Man, you just come right in with the fucking guns blazing.
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Well, we didn't get to it really quick. What do you, oh,
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lest complain? Least complain? And I have to call I had to
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call each fucking leasing office an agent ten times and email them ten times just
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to get a one like yeah, fly and hold the thing. Follow up
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after after I answer whatever question they have, like it's just ridiculous, dude.
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And then they're never available on weekends and they expect me to take like
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four hours two to four hours off during like the middle of the work week
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to go check out the apartment that I may or may not have the chance
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of getting. Like it's just done. It's the whole system is stuff I
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will never forget. Really quick lessing on this. I lived in Milwaukee in
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a couple of years, but uh, my friendly and I we were looking
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for apartments, and obviously my wife loved this, but you know she's like,
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I trust your guys judgment. I couldn't tell you the name of these
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apartments. If you're in the Milwaukee area and you're by the Pick and Save
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downtown the apartments behind there, you know what I'm talking about. I'll never
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forget. We went to these apartments and we did one showing in like it
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was like their studio kind of like, oh, here's how it looks.
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Like it's just like like a random like setup, like it's not a natural
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apartment, and like we and we literally had to like I'm not gonna say
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Nickel, that we did like literally be like look we're not talking unless we
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see like an apartment like how it looks now, like I don't want to
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see I don't want to see you stud that you set up, like I
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want to walk into a random apartment that like you have told right before you
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the landlord special because I want to see like, okay, how many cracks
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are in the wall and shit like that, and like that took forever.
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And then we go in there and they're like, all right, are you
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just in a camp application? Like you know what, Well, we'll take
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one to go and we'll be in contact, like and they'll be like,
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all right, that'll be thirty dollars like for what oh for you apvacation feet
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and well, you know, I look at you said bye, he just
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walked out, Like what is That's another thing, And that's another thing I
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can go on to kind of what are the what are these fees? Like
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what is this processing fee? Processing? What processing? What? What are
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you processing? Adding to you? And then you're throwing it in a draw
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like what oh you the printout was two cents, not even fifty dollars?
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Like anyways, moving on, what do you? What do you drink?
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What are you? What are you drinking coming on from the terrifying dystopian world
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that we are living in and ever revolving the sopia world that we live in.
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Oh, drinking room tempt issue because it's not sitting out front. Well,
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I am being a psychopath because I have to work after this. I
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am drinking cold brew, I am drinking coffee. I was gonna have a
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beer, but I have to work a few more hours this evening. You're
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crazy. You're one dude again. It's like I said, like when you
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like, i know, like around the holiday season, I was like,
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yeah, we'll be doing the former time when they're taking away and they're like,
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no, we're not. It's like, oh, when those checks come
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in, it's like it kind of helps with the bills show when you're trying
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to tie your floors and you're you know, I have a stack of bills
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that come in because I'm always buying people's presents because I'm a nice guy.
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You are, you are, You're a very nice lad. You are.
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I'm saying a fucking holiday one dollar holiday card and I don't even have I
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can't afford to take time to write something individual freach person, So I'm just
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gonna have to outsource it to a dude, Just just do the just do
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what is it? The Joey Tribuani special, you know, coupon good from
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one good back robe from Crispi five Chris chris By five a four ten version
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of five. Anyway, anything else going on with you other than that Bullshit's
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my catching off fighting and trying to scare the shit out of me. Sorry,
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other than trying to find a job and looking for an apartment because a
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movie soon. Really, you'll figure I don't live here. My cats are
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literally fighting being there. Why are you guys? Why do you guy gonna
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do this ship whenever I'm working on something anyway, So now get into it
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when we're here to talk about today. Appreciate coming on and again I'm lead.
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It's been a while since been. I mean, you've you You and
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I talk almost every day and like you've had a lot of stuff going on,
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and it's all good. What the fuck are you too doing? Sorry?
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Here's the funny last year, last thing. Then we'll get to the
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slurp review. So my wife she is currently she's traveling some friends for a
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bet that party and stuff like that, and uh, I've been trying to
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get like the house clean them and stuff like that, because we've had a
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lot of projects and stuff like that going on. And I swear to you,
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I've said on the podcast before, my cats they have anxiety. They
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we have food that has like medications in it to like help them stuff like
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that. I swear to you though, the second that, like I sit
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down to do something that I want to do, like this podcast, I
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haven't gained in weeks. It's it's just been like it's it's it's also it's
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like it's just because the time, it's also been like a choice, like
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hey, I'm just gonna land the couch and just take a nap. But
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anyway, every time I'm gonna do something I want to do my cats again,
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it's like those like fucking memes. For like the second I get comfortable,
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it's like, oh, instead of like three o'clock in the morning,
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just like, let's just act like assholes now and just start running over shit.
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I'm gonna tell you really quick, Renay, I'm not a guy that,
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like, I mean, every person has nightmares and stuff like that.
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I've you know, I've had those namemores where I go, WHOA, what
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the fuck? My cat this morning. So I have this metal water bottle.
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I talked about the corsicles I got when we were Disney. I have
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this Chubacca corsicle, shocking, A Star Wars bottle, shocking, I know.
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And I filled it up and for some reason, my cat's must have
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been fine all of the night. I didn't wake up. And I'm not
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joking when I tell you my cat knocked over this water bottle so aggressively.
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I'm not showing you I thought someone broke into my house. It took me
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like an hour and a half to fall back asleep, because I'm telling you,
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like, I didn't think my heart, like you know, not at
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what I have a pretty good heart. I didn't think my heart. I
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didn't think my heart could beat that fucking fast, fucking as everything becomes terrifying,
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fucking assholes. Anyway, So why we're actually here, Uh you saying
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any good movies lately? Yeah? We saw one together recently. Well it
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was it was okay, good movie. I will say this, so perhaps
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talking about we saw and I and I'm and again I've been saying it for
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weeks. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna see
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it, and then Renee being the Renee, being the good bro that he
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is, he's like, sound day this time be there, like, oh
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okay, we saw Godzilla versus con New Empire. And here's what I will
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say. This is, of course wasn't made by Toho, so it wasn't
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as you know, is it gonna win an oscar like Minus Wounded? Probably
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not no, But the legendary movies we It's always been said that, like
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the thing that gets most annoying about these movies is the human effect bullshit they
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try to do. They try to get you really connected with these characters to
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the point where especially we've seen the first movies that joke about like Godzilla's and
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is not even in his own movie because he's like in like what ten minutes
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of that and every time they cut to him, every time it's he's gonna
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have a huge fight, they cut to the human people doing shit. Anyway,
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still a good movie, though this is not that movie. There is
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a human story. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's it's it's it's
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a you know, it's a I fight, dumb fun movie. But the
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fights in this it is non stop, like there's no weird bullshit. There's
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like there's a couple of downtime things, but like in between the downtime there's
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shit going on that like it's one again. It's one of those movies where
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like when I went to go take a quick leak, I was doing like
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the shit shit shit shit shit. I don't want to miss anything, and
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I did. I miss one fight, but it's it's a fight that was
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I saw on TV. So I was an upset, but like, yeah,
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I am. I was beyond surprise. I know some people have disagree
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with me. I thought Godzilla versus Cohn the last one, it wasn't the
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weakest of all the films. I thought it was one of the weakest,
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But this one, for me was I will say right now, I think
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it was one of the strongest ones in the entire series. Yeah, yeah,
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I think it was. I felt I felt it was the weakest of
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the bunch. Plashemous, uh next to it's tied or maybe sally better than
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King Kong twenty eighteen. Oh yeah, I just I feel like again,
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I don't mind the cartoon of it. We all know what the original Godzilla
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was like, right, and we've all accepted that this has become the early
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Shoa era Godzilla, and we're fine with that. But I just feel like
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there was so much potential with the twenty fourteen movie. And again I don't
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mind it. I don't mind it becoming a little unseious because they focused way
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too much on the humans, and I controversial opinion. I like the human
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story in twenty fourteen, but yes, I would have enjoyed much more Godzilla.
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You know, sometimes it's less is more, but in that case it
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was. I could have enjoyed another two minutes worth of scenes of Godzilla,
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Okap, Godzill, King of the Monsters. A masterpiece, truly, truly
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a masterpiece, and that's the one that gets like the most, like,
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the most hate, which yet one, because it's the perfect in between between
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the cartoonity that we have now and the more seriousness I've got twenty fourteen.
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It was the perfect balance. And then, oh my god, I'm forgetting
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his name. Who was the director of what the first one? Now,
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Gareth Edwards did the first Godzilla? Garrett, Yeah, I'm not Gareth Edwards.
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Michael Daughtry. He was perfect, it was perfect, and then they
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scared him off. They fucking scared him up, you bastards, damn you,
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damn it. It was perfect, the perfect goddamn balance of like uh
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uh Perfitt balance of like showy Kaidu fights but not going overboard and like still
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having like a a relatively serious human story, but like there was so much
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potential and now I just feel like Godzilla versus King Kong, I was like,
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okay, well at least we got Mega Godzilla, and then and then
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and then for this one, it was just like, oh, here's two
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bad guys that the minute they they get defeated within like a day of meeting
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each other, like King of the Monsters, it felt like it felt like
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it was a week worth of action, right, And this one is just
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like we squared up within twenty four hours and the and the and the deal
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was over. Like what like, it just feels like an episode. It
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doesn't feel like a movie. It felt like like a straight to straight to
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DVD or straight to streaming movie. Like it didn't feel like a grandiose production.
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And again like we've all come to accept that this is now show a
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Eric Gozilla show era, like that kind of production, that kind of theme,
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that kind of a it's a cheesy kind of thing, choosy, goofy.
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Yeah, it's not taken seriously, but I understand the fans who love
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the twenty fourteen movie and to see where this this, the the series is
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now. It is a tiny letdown. But you know me, I have
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the same philosophy with with Star Wars good or bad, I'm gonna watch it.
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I don't have that with Marvel. Marvel I'm not even gonna get into
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but Star Wars saying Godzilla bad or good, I'm gonna watch it, even
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if I had to cringe through it, even have to keep my eyelids fucking
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peeled open. That goddamn by over One show. They had so much potential
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and they just anyway. But I just I just feel like, who oh
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no, Winger didn't Winger didn't correct direct King Kong. But I felt like
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this was my point in this is that I feel like this very goofy version
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of the movie started with King Kong, the solo King Kong movie. Yeah,
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now there was there was there some like scary like uh like not appropriate
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for kids action in that movie, yes, but it's delving into that Marvel
25:41
like there's a joke every five seconds, and it's like, bro, that's
25:47
kind of what ruined Marvel. Like it was good for a while, but
25:51
if you keep doing it, it gets old, man, it gets it
25:56
gets old. Well, like you have the thing about like with uh,
26:06
which is kind of funny too, like going on, I'm trying to go
26:08
off on a tangentbou your king con thing. You're right, because it's funny
26:11
because Godzilla twenty fourteen was this serious movie and then they made consk on Island.
26:17
I believe his name is Jordan Voight Roberts was a director. Yeah some
26:21
by the way, you listen to interviews about it, because he was supposed
26:23
to originally he was supposed to originally direct Kick con Versus Godzilla, and then
26:27
they took him out and like he like you can tell he did an NBA
26:30
because like he pretty much says like they fucking fucked me or something like that
26:33
without saying that. But that was the way where it's like it's so that
26:37
serious tone, which here's what's hilarious to Okay, this is when you knew
26:42
the franchise is going towards that show, which, by the way, there's
26:45
the show area, but like that's what the that's what make Godsild what it
26:48
is today. It's what the most popular one is. But it's also the
26:51
one that's got you know, the fucking most cheesy, you know, Godzilla
26:53
dancing, God's all doing a fucking drop kick Godzilla talking, which we don't
26:57
fucking acknowledge that movie, or do we don't acknowledge that part of God's overs
27:02
A guy again free talks to a Gears in English. See anyway, it's
27:11
a while watch the show. But like, but and that it's one of
27:15
those movies where like it's consco Island. Okay, you have a cast.
27:18
You have Tom Hitdlson, you have Samuel Jackson, you have John Goodman,
27:22
you have Brie Larson. All, I mean other than I don't know about
27:26
uh Samuel, but they've other than Hilson, all have been in Academy discussions
27:33
and they were doing it like in between a serious and like goofy, Like
27:36
that movie starts off very seriously, like as it goes on and on and
27:38
on and on, it just got so silly. But like and I liked
27:41
and I enjoyed it. But then like I finally got to watch the Monarch
27:45
Sharkark Monarch on Apple and it's phenomenal. But don't run it. No no,
27:52
no, no no no, I won't, but I will no,
27:55
I will tell you this. It is that I think that is the Apple
27:59
TV series Monarch. That is what they wanted the twenty fourteen Godzilla to be
28:03
because it's mostly about the human story. But it's a story that like you
28:08
can get behind and then when there is a monster scene, it's worth it.
28:14
It's enjoyable. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you. What's annoying.
28:17
The one thing I'll say it's not. It's a kind of it's a
28:18
mini sport. It's not really spoiler. If you watch a show, you
28:22
saw it. There's like one mention of the show, which is funny.
28:29
There's like one and the godsil versus Calling. There's like one mention of the
28:32
Monarch show, which is funny because the movie literally tight the show ties it
28:36
into the movie we just saw. So it's just like okay, I mean,
28:42
I can get It's like I can get why they didn't mention it.
28:45
But it's like the same time, it's like why didn't they mention anything because
28:47
it's like it's like it's a you know, like okay, if you watch
28:49
if you if you're a fan, or if you're if you're a guy,
28:52
go into this blind and you've never seen any of these movies or anything like
28:56
that, and you start off watching the Monarch show and then you go to
28:59
Godzilla for con I guarantee the person who go, wait a minute, where
29:03
are all the people that were involved with this? Why aren't they in here?
29:07
And the same can be said about the show for Monarch with Godsliver,
29:11
because again some of the people from Godzilla Versus called the first one, we're
29:12
in this one as well. But yeah, no, it's it was fun.
29:18
Again, it's a Godzilla movies. I'm not expecting to you know,
29:19
Like again, did I walk into Minus one thinking there's gonna be a fucking
29:22
all time classic? No? But it is. I I just I hope.
29:33
I just hope that with the next Godzilla project, whatever it is,
29:40
there's a little bit more stakes obviously, And me and Chucks have had long
29:45
discussions about this. We would like to see Space Godzilla. Then we would
29:49
like to see the series end with Destroya Maybe if there's one or two other
29:53
movies in between, that right, awesome. But I feel like I I
30:00
feel like they've taken out. They've taken out the capacity for stakes because they
30:07
found all these all these uh hidden civilizations. So like how many more hidden
30:15
civilizations can you show that show like Lord to other monsters? You know?
30:19
So like here's why I don't think it's just gonna be two more movies because,
30:25
like I said, the two guys, I mean, if you're again,
30:27
I'm a huge guys, a little fan. And like the thing that
30:30
Renee told me, I won't spoil I mean we could spoil it because this
30:33
is a still review. But like, wasn't Shimo, wasn't monsters name.
30:37
She was a concept character from way long ago. Right, They've changed they
30:42
changed it a lot, but like he was a constant, but it was
30:45
there was an original idea behind it. Yeah, And like I said,
30:48
like I think with that, like if they're willing to do that or have
30:52
essentially a giant fucking chimpanzee be the other the main antagonist, Like they're gonna
30:57
do more of these because again, and I think it's one of the season
31:00
where Godzilla's hot right now, Like I wait you would, Yeah, it
31:03
is. God's looking to make you know, a billion dollars. No,
31:06
but last I checked it was close to half a billion. And here's the
31:11
thing. There are Marvel movies that go on in the last couple years that
31:12
haven't even touched that. Yeah, and we're talking about we're talking about a
31:15
silly movie where a fucking monkey and a giant lizard fight each other. I
31:21
just, I just I guess what I want is to go back it's got
31:26
It probably won't happen. I mean, maybe they will for the last movie
31:30
in the series, but I would like to go back to that feel of
31:34
King of the Monsters, right of that, like there is a serious threat
31:41
and Godzilla has to rise to the occasion where like Mega Goodzilla was kind of
31:48
a threat, but you knew like if Godzilla really had to, I guess
31:53
he like he could go into his burning form and destroy Mecca Goodzila, Right,
32:00
But like I guess, you can't go out. You can't go all
32:02
out in every movie. I do like that the new form that they gave
32:07
him, but I just felt like it was wasted on this movie. I
32:13
don't want them to be treat him like Goku, where he has a new
32:15
ultimate form every single time. That's so true though, he's becoming Gok.
32:22
Yeah, he has a blue version of Pink version of red version. Well,
32:25
we gotta saw toys, buddy, Like, come on now, like,
32:29
gee, we've only had if we only like five gods little movies,
32:30
how can we make more funk goals out of this shit? Okay, what
32:34
do we do make aim Pink? I just hope at the very least,
32:38
if if they don't give me any of this, at the very least,
32:43
if you can end it with Destroyer and it being somewhat serious or somewhat steaks
32:49
heavy and Gazilla sacrifices himself, then I will be happy. So make all
32:55
your other come up, with all your weird side characters that were never present
33:00
before. That's fine, whatever, but at least give me destroy it at
33:05
the very end and give me a tearful goodbye to Godzilla. That's that's all
33:09
I asked. See his lan as he he's making money. It's But again,
33:13
I second, because, like I said, it's gonna get to the
33:15
point where we're gonna start getting that like Godzilla fatigued fatigue, fatigue, fatigue.
33:22
I don't want it. I don't want to reach that point, although
33:23
I would love to constantly get Godzilla material. Listen, Godzilla to me has
33:30
always been my first love. But I've always appreciated what limited amount of material
33:37
we have where Star Wars there's because it's Godzilla just focuses on Godzilla. That's
33:44
the whole point. It's about Godzilla. It's about this giant monster that helps
33:49
the defense Earth. Well, even though he kills most of the humans,
33:53
but he doesn't more humans than He's going to save the world. But he
33:59
goes like France and he kills like one hundred people going through the river.
34:04
Friend's okay because got to the same day. You know, like you know,
34:07
there's one hundred people dead. But like, the whole difference between Godzilla
34:12
and Star Wars is Star Wars. There's so much lore to make so many
34:15
stories and to make so much content from Where's Godzilla. It's just really using
34:23
the characters from before because that's what people want. People want to see the
34:28
monsters from before in a new style. We really don't care for new enemies.
34:32
Now. If you make a really cool new enemy, awesome, But
34:37
like a monkey that got defeated and literally in a span of like fifteen minutes,
34:44
not even as soon as he lost his crystal like or not even like
34:50
literally from the minute they got to the surface till like when he gets frozen
34:54
and smashed. I think it's literally like fifteen minutes or less, right,
34:58
So, like I want the movies that, like the whole entirety of the
35:04
movie is like them dealing with the problem and not just solving it in fifteen
35:09
seconds. Well, and here's another thing too, it's you essentially already broke
35:21
the glass and you've used already used two out of four of Godzilla's all time
35:25
like Villains, and in those movies, I mean, say what you will
35:30
about King of the Monsters, King of Dore in the movies of all the
35:35
monsters, and they that they fought that is the most terrifying as the one
35:37
where you feel like it pollses the most threat, which makes sense considering how
35:42
much of a backstory they gave him Mega Godzilla. I mean like, yeah,
35:45
he kicked Godzilla's ass and King con helped spoiler King Gon helped them to
35:49
feed him, which is like okay, but it made it look like legitimate
35:51
threat. But like this one, like like you knew like the whole point,
35:54
like all the second he loses that Crystal Gigi and then like the Mutos,
35:58
it's like Okay, so what they're Godzilla's trying to kill them because all
36:04
and they're just trying to stop him so they can pork some more like that's
36:07
all, that's all they're trying to do. But it's just it just it
36:10
felt like essentially the monsters they've created is kind of going Rene Saint have not,
36:15
not that they haven't been like a threat, but you're just like,
36:17
Okay, it's not as serious. And now you've already like like okay,
36:22
like the Marvel uh Library going like like with Renaissan is insanely large. Now
36:29
is Godzilla that large? No, in terms of like the amount of people
36:30
they can know. But the problem is there's so many different characters you could
36:34
try to use that It's like when you get past a space Godzilla, which
36:42
spoiler, they kind of pretty much I'm not gonna say get away, but
36:45
look, if you watch it, there's a lot of pretty much. It's
36:47
pretty much you're saying, hey, he's coming without saying he's coming, so
36:52
I I. But the problem is like once they get rid of him and
36:54
then destroy it, it's like okay, like oh here comes guy, and
36:58
it's like if or God's up and you're like not that guy gans a bitch.
37:00
He's a bad aspects like a parody there too, It's like he's a
37:02
bitch. It's like what are we what are we doing here? What I
37:08
mean? But I think like in terms of Destroyer is way more with a
37:15
threat or not way more, but it is a bigger threat than Goadora because
37:19
Goodra is just like he has the capacity to control all the monsters and Recavic,
37:24
but destroy. His whole fucking purpose is to like multiply multiply and to
37:30
like destroy the world. So like, I feel that that's why he's held
37:37
in such a high regard, at least for me. I just love his
37:40
design and I just love I love that original high seat era ending where got
37:47
Sill sacrifices himself. But I if I mean, I don't know who don't
37:55
know is if executives we'll overhear this, But I just ask that we don't
38:00
turn this into Marvel and we don't have twenty chapters. I love Godzilla.
38:06
Do I want more content, Yes, but you have to understand we're all
38:09
getting fatigued. Did we all enjoy the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Yes, we
38:15
loved it because it came to a good conclusion and then you kept it going
38:20
and then you kind of cheapened what it was. I feel like there was
38:27
a lot better ways to handle the multiverse than that has been now. I
38:31
think Spider Man all the Sony anime films have done a great job of showing
38:39
that potential, but I feel like it's so costly to do it in live
38:45
action, so they're just they're just producing a cheap version of it and being
38:51
like, oh, it's the multiverse, Like, never cheapen your product.
38:55
Never. But I mean that's that's what society is today, you know,
38:59
just a product to make whatever money you can. Well, and you're right
39:02
though, because again that's just it's just the movie. The movie industry is
39:06
coming back up. It's like I said, like there's that shoot if anything
39:09
like the Marvel fatigue is the movie industry's game because like I said, like
39:13
this movie made have a billion dollars that anyone but you rom Com made like
39:17
a more than a quarter. And it's just they're making all this money because
39:22
like it's like people are like the whole thing of like people of our getting
39:25
tar for superhero movies. Like it's coming true. But and that's why I
39:30
think this year with like only having Deadpool, like it's gonna benefit them in
39:35
the law run because it's just again, there hasn't been any Marvel since what
39:39
what was it? Echo? Wherever the hell that show was on Marble and
39:43
dine Pot. I couldn't tell you that show come out, came out in
39:45
January. I haven't seen it after I have not seen it after Loki I
39:52
stopped. I never watched You an Invasion. I didn't watch and I I
40:00
had a big plan to to catch up on all the Netflix series so I
40:04
could watch the new the new uh Daredevil, Daredevil. I don't even know
40:08
if I'm gonna do that. It's such a time. No, you know,
40:12
you don't need to because based on what I like with the new Marvel
40:14
shows, like they are they are keeping the Netflix stuff. But it's not
40:17
like it's Netflix like it's it's not like Daredevil Disney Plus season four. It's
40:22
no, it's it's just a lot of characters of this are played by the
40:25
same people, but they're gonna put their spin on it. And because you
40:29
want to, why because they know it's like, hey, how can we
40:31
get an audience? Because here's the thing, No, offense, No offense
40:36
any Daredevil fans out there, or punish your fans. I'm a huge Frank
40:38
Castle guy, believe me, But like, hey, we know these guys
40:43
are guaranteed to play these characters, right, we know they're gonna put good
40:46
stuff. So let's just have them keep doing what they're doing because they technically
40:50
never got their fitting end, if you will, and they can come over
40:53
here where we actually can write. Not saying the Netflix guys anything good,
40:58
but like there was some stuff that was really good and there's something that was
41:00
really bad. Because it's also with what they were allowed to do with this,
41:05
they had total free realm because I think they have the whole Marvel universe
41:07
I can play with. So yeah, I think I think what's on the
41:12
rise right now is science fiction, which I love. Yeah, because we've
41:16
shown that good actually good movies and not just another episode in the in the
41:24
multiverse saga. Again. I love the whole concept of a multiverse. I
41:30
love that, But just the way they're the way they're cheaply portraying it,
41:36
it's just it's such a letdown, right, But like when you have good
41:40
science fiction movies, for example, Dune and Dune too like that cinema.
41:49
That is a movie. And I'm not agreeing. I'm not flagering with Martin
41:52
Scorszer where he's like, oh, these are like a car. I get
41:55
what he's trying to say, and in a in a way he is right.
42:00
But but I feel like the original MCU movies up until after Endgame,
42:07
it was it was they were fine, even though they were yes, a
42:10
little o haha, a little funny joke every now and then, like that's
42:14
fine, you ended a saga. If you had just moved on from that
42:19
IP, I feel like you could have, you could have been still being
42:24
able to defend the Marvel series. But but they didn't. They just kept
42:30
going and kept punt, kept pushing out what they could and it just now
42:35
it's super hard to defend the series. I say, go back to series
42:39
like Dune, where one every one movie comes out every two years. It's
42:45
a banger. It's so well done, it's over produced, so well produced,
42:52
over the top. The cinematography is amazing, the the the music's amazing,
42:58
the characters are amazing. Saying that the story is so intrigguering it gets
43:01
you sucked in, or another good example or of a good science fiction movie,
43:07
which was even cheaper than Dune the U the Creator. Yeah, oh
43:13
my god, what a movie. And I'm like on a shoe string budget,
43:17
Like come on, it just shows you you can still make good movies.
43:22
Well, you just have to put the time and effort. You don't.
43:24
You don't need to have two hundred million dollars to make a good movie,
43:28
because like, okay, like that's a that's the thing. I don't
43:30
know if you heard, because I know, I mean you're not like really
43:32
like movie news like I am. But like just to say, it was
43:35
announced that like a passion project of Martin Scorsese, he wants to do a
43:37
Frank Sinatra movie. He wants to have uh DiCaprio, no surprise, he
43:43
wants at to Capra play them. And like obviously, say what you about
43:47
scorsese movies like some lately have been hit or miss or but whenever it's based
43:52
on like true events like Wolf of Wall Street with DiCaprio, it's movies that
43:57
literally remember for a lifetime. But one what's difference between that movie Like that
44:00
movie costs like two hundred million dollars and it's like, do you really need
44:04
tw hitter million dollars for a movie about just a biopic movie. But it's
44:08
like something like the things that when those movies work, they work. But
44:13
like if anything again, go back to minus one, why did minus one
44:16
get this huge uprise, this huge like uptick and popular Wheverone's like, oh
44:22
my god, oh my god. Because it's a movie that was worthy of
44:25
an oscar, that was only made for fifteen million dollars. Like Renee and
44:31
I talked about this. However, I will say I did hear that the
44:36
reason why they were able to make it that cheap is because they basically paid
44:42
the CGI department and the special effects department like almost nothing. But well you
44:49
know that for a fact. Here's another thing too though, Okay, as
44:52
they say as as, but that makes sense. So because the guy who
44:55
director wrote the film was a VFX artists or not what's the phrase, what's
45:00
the phrase? Allegedly allegedly allegedly. But here's the thing though too, because
45:06
obviously movies, how movies are mad in Japan are different than America, Like
45:09
it's in those secret most movies in the United States, they're special effects.
45:14
They're outsourced. Yeah, say people with inside there that like work on them.
45:16
And stuff like that. But majority of like the big ass shots,
45:19
they're outsourced. And that's like why these last couple of years you've seen like
45:22
and it's not a secret, it's it's it's a fact you've seen the down
45:25
like the downfall almost of special effects of some Marvel movies because like, okay,
45:29
seriously, take a person that's never doesn't really like what you know,
45:34
like I hate to say, like an older person that doesn't like watch like
45:36
these, like doesn't pay attention to stuff like this's like like you and I
45:38
do. Have them watch Avengers twenty twelve, right or like tw yeah,
45:45
twenty twelve, twenty eleven, and then have them watch and I'm not as
45:50
big of a hater as most people are, have them watch Love and Thunder
45:54
and then ask them which movie look better. I guarantee you it's movie from
45:58
I don't know, twelve years Like, it's just it's just the way it's
46:04
it's just the way it's going. And like that's why you're seeing all these
46:07
like special effects. But like now they're making unions like that, which is
46:09
like, wait, didn't have a union in the first place. It's like,
46:10
no, they didn't. They're taking taking advantage of so. But it's
46:15
just it's just gonna be nice now to see like that. A lot of
46:19
these movies are coming up. But it's like I said, it is that
46:22
thing where I'm glad Dizzy is doing it is less and more. Less is
46:24
more, And I hope Godzilla does do that same thing. But the point
46:29
Renette was saying, like, he hopes like they do two more than then
46:32
be done with it. The problem is if they're making this much money still,
46:37
it's not gonna stop you now, he's saying, I don't want it
46:38
to stop. I don't want to stop. The only thing I want these
46:42
movies to do is just have better writing. It's like, okay, My
46:45
biggest great with the film was the human story, like which is always is,
46:47
but for me, this was the worst human story because it was just
46:51
like about like the girl from the last movie. Oh, she's connected to
46:53
the island. They always knew that she, this girl from this island would
46:58
come free the people from this island and she would spoiler bring the giant Matha
47:01
up back to life and saved the day. And then she somehow talked to
47:06
Godzilla in a pyramid like what the fuck? Now? Just fight literally fucking
47:10
uh Sarah Zawa. Let them fight. That's all I want to see.
47:14
Like, I literally saw gods and this is legit. Godzilla did a supplex
47:16
of a fucking pyramid. That's that's all I want. I don't need any
47:22
other bullshit. Give me Godzilla doing r KOs and stone Colts, Sunners and
47:25
suplexes off of pyramids that were good and that I got literally one of those.
47:29
It was awesome. And then fucking king kN speared the ship out of
47:32
uh Scar Cane at once. It was badass, you know, take that
47:36
back Godzilla Spirit Car and it was great. But like, and that's the
47:43
thing, like obviously, like again these movies, No, you don't need
47:45
to have an enticing story. No, it doesn't need to be Oscar worthy,
47:50
but the thing they had to, but it would be nice. No,
47:52
no, no, But here's the point I'm trying to make though it's
47:55
okay, perfect example Mark going back and hey and know we hit this.
48:00
Sorry, going back to Marvel. What is the one movie solo superhero Marvel
48:06
movie that everyone says it is the best because of its story? No,
48:10
No, Winter Soldier. Oh that is so I'm sorry that is, but
48:19
it's not. But it's not. But it's not an end of like a
48:22
it's not an end of what the fuck are they called a phase? You
48:23
know what I mean? Like, yeah, there's it's a team up right,
48:28
but it's it's not a crazy more where it's like you have fucking you
48:30
know, guys from space. No, it's literally just a human Jesus if
48:34
you just have the fucking uh, the fucking Winter Soldiers stab you. But
48:42
no, it's not okay, let me let me backtrack to word it better.
48:45
It's done to me where it's like you have all these guys from space
48:47
beans, these creased superhos. No, it's just guys with the super serum
48:51
and guys who are highly trained in combat fighting, and they're telling this really
48:55
complex, good story like that's all people want, and it's not even that's
49:00
that's just that's usually what's like commanded of them today because that's what it's supposed
49:04
to be. It's not supposed to be these Yeah, you can have your
49:07
cheesy like little one line jokes and stuff like that, but when it's every
49:09
five minutes, like come on, like, it's not again, it's not
49:13
nineteen ninety five anymore. It's twenty twenty four. It was great. It
49:17
was great in the first few first half of the MCU, yes, it
49:23
was fine. It was like, Okay, it's not taking itself seriously and
49:28
there's an enticing story. But now now that now that the grand conclusion is
49:34
gone and you're still doing it right, bro, we get it. You're
49:40
you're not as serious as DC. You can you can move on with the
49:44
story. You don't have to tell me another joke. Well, we don't
49:46
even know what dcs you may now because like I said, now they have
49:49
James Gunn so like who knows that They're not saying they're gonna become Marvel,
49:52
But like, you're gonna tell me that Superman's not gonna have that Guardians of
49:55
the Spin feel on it, which I'd be all four, but it's like,
49:59
you're tell me that's not gonna have that. It's of course it is,
50:01
so right now, I'm just I'm just focusing on trying to catch up
50:06
on anime, trying to catch on shows that I've been pulling out for like
50:08
a year. I'm focusing on Star Wars, I'm focusing Godzilla. I'm just
50:15
I kind of after Loki, I just decided, all right, I'll just
50:20
wait for Deadpool and then that's really it because well it's like just like we
50:24
have like again, that's the thing like with Star Wars, like the lesson
50:27
is more, you know, like it's like, okay, Star Wars beig
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is issue is less is more? Yes, but they announced fifteen hundred things.
50:32
Only one thing comes out if you're lucky, but like act like comes
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out in like what to not even two months, and like that's something almost
50:39
other than the depo. Let's think I'm most hype for and like I'm sorry,
50:44
like Deadpool, Yes, it is the movie I'm most excited for this
50:47
year. And it's not saying there's not other good movies coming out this year,
50:51
but it's like it's it's when your track record prior to that is literally
50:55
first round knockout. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take I'm
51:00
gonna go on my womir and say this one's probably be a first round knockout
51:01
to you know what I mean. It's like it's like it's one of those
51:05
movies or franchises where it's like they would purposely have to make it suck,
51:09
you know what I mean. But and it's just that's just all people want.
51:14
They want good quality stuff. And like with these Gods of movies,
51:15
like yeah, they just want the monsters to fight. Like again, it's
51:19
just like that human element. It's just it's getting worse. Man and like
51:22
again, like I'm I'm all for ten more Godzilla movies, but like if
51:25
the human stories keep getting like this, where it's just like what cause Again,
51:29
like if you watch the Monarch show and then you go to this,
51:31
it is a giant, giant downgrade. And by the way, I'm not
51:36
saying like I'm giving I'm not gonna say my score. I'm giving this movie
51:37
a high score. I'm not gonna lie to you. But it's just like,
51:42
come on, people, can we get past this? And again,
51:44
if the story about the little girl with the moth that is a callback again
51:46
to the show What Era and stuff like that, but even that the show
51:51
era little village people talking the math throat that made more sense. This was
51:55
just so out of left field. That's just like all right, you're just
51:59
okay. If any you are doing what Marvel has had issues with, you
52:02
are trying way too hard. You are thinking every person in that theater has
52:07
seen every single movie and remembers every single part, and you're trying to connect
52:10
all six or seven of these movies and TV shows with one sentence, and
52:15
guess what, it didn't work for me. So but hey, they made
52:20
five hundred or five hundred million dollars and I'm glad, and I'm glad,
52:22
I'm fucking kidding me. I'm on Godzilla fan and they made it made more
52:25
money than the fucking Marvels. And what's a norm marble whether they didn't go
52:29
it made more money, that's on Marvel movies. Like fuck yeah, I'm
52:31
all for that. But as Deadpool once said, it's just bad writing.
52:37
So anyway, what would you give this score? I you know, on
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movie on on first review, on first view, I bel on second viewing,
52:54
I gave a seven and a half. After thinking about it again,
53:00
I'm gonna give it a seven. And that's being kind. I just you
53:07
had to put the line down somewhere if you if you don't, what's the
53:10
phrase? If you don't, if you stand in for anything, you'll die
53:15
for If you stand for nothing, you'll die for anything. So I had
53:22
to say not not the not not what I was hoping for. I still
53:29
watched it still love Goji, still appreciate it for what it was, but
53:34
I think we have some work to do on the next one. Sorry,
53:40
sorry, I give it. Uh oh god, I give it seven?
53:52
Uh seven? Uh uh? What's it called? Punchline No? Seven seven?
54:05
Mini Kong numb chucks out Tad going off? What click? They collectors
54:14
said? He is right in everything you just said. I had only one
54:20
viewing of this. This is one of those movies where I think if I
54:24
saw it again, my view my score went change because again I'm a I
54:29
mean, you give me good big monster fights on all in, but when
54:31
they actually look good like they did in this movie, I'm even more for
54:34
it again. The human element, the human story, it's rough. It
54:44
is it is, it is really because they they're not getting people that are
54:47
like that, like aren't well known either, which is hilios, Like,
54:50
they're getting people like you've seen him in other stuff before, you see him
54:52
good stuff before, and it's just like why, like why do we keep
54:55
doing this? But again it's just you can't. They can't. You can't,
55:00
bitch, I mean, they don't. They're not gonna care because again,
55:01
they made a half a billion dollars for me I'm gonna give this and
55:10
if this isn't a Christmas ornament, then they're fucking stupid. I'm gonna give
55:15
this seven Godzilla sleeping in the colosseums out of ten. Yeah, which is
55:22
they made it. They made it a funk go you know they they made
55:25
they made that like a joke. I didn't mind that choke. I was
55:29
like, Okay, I'll give you this one joke. It's cute to see
55:32
fucking Godzilla as a fucking and a fucking dog or cat sleeping in his little
55:39
fucking thing. He literally, yeah, he literally gets he literally goes to
55:42
the colosseum and like does like the little spin thing like all the animals when
55:45
to get in their bed, and of course, because he's a fucking giant
55:49
kaiju, he's knockting ship over like like one of the funniest part was Godzilla
55:54
is a colosseum and there they show this brick wall of effect Godzilla like chilling
55:59
eating pizza and then Godzilla smashes it, which is like, yeah, like
56:01
that's literally what he is. But and it's just it was again some of
56:06
the parts were, if anything, the jokes were too forced. But just
56:12
like the little dry humor of just like physical comedy. It worked like and
56:16
that's all you need, like they have. And I can't remember whatever the
56:19
vet's name was, and I thought he did good. And then of course
56:22
uh uh the uh fuck uh podcaster conspirators, which he's right, all of
56:30
all the things, everything he's ever said, like their relationship, it was
56:35
funny. It was good humor because it was that. It was like,
56:37
yeah, they like they weren't doing the jokes that were forced. They were
56:39
just like saying something just naturally funny together. So yeah, I would give
56:45
it if anything, Yes, you gave it. I know, I said,
56:46
I'll take the ornamentic. I'll give it seven con. I'll give it
56:51
seven of CON's teeth out of ten. And you see the movie, you'll
56:54
understand what that means. So imagine, imagine how let me ask you last
56:59
question, how do you become a vet of really good full context? Kan
57:08
has a tooth infection. They knock him out, and a guy comes in
57:12
with a giant fucking floating thing, takes out his tooth and puts in the
57:15
metal wall. They give him a filler. What was I gonna say?
57:21
I don't know what were we gonna say, I there was. I forgot
57:27
to bring this up earlier. I was more interested in the design and the
57:31
buildup of the fight of Godzilla versus the the Sea Monster, right, I
57:39
was more interested in that tiny, little fucking story that lasted a few minutes
57:45
over than the whole conflict between scar King and Shamu. Oh no, they
57:50
tried, and they here and there's the other thing scar King like on screen
57:52
looks badass, but they tried. Okay, here's the thing Thanos, And
57:58
we keep going back to Marble, but you want to That's why Thanos is
58:00
one of those Like again, I would say Thanos is in that conversation with
58:04
Darth Vader. I'll be the first to say that. But why did Thanos
58:08
become so popular and so feared by the audience? Why did Darth Why did
58:15
Darth Vader become so feared by the audience because they would show him doing things
58:20
where they didn't have to explain his backstory. They kept trying to entice you,
58:24
here's why you gotta fear scar when instead they show this fish this fish
58:31
monster thing. One sentence you're like, oh shit, that guy's strawan.
58:37
And yet then when they fought Scar Kane after you know, hyping up like
58:40
five times, he just ran like a little bitch. But then again it's
58:46
like he's a monkey, like yeah, but if God will hit him at
58:49
the top of breath gg my friend. But like this fish was like,
58:53
oh, you want to punch me in the face. Fuck you, like
58:58
let's go. But and this little fish like what was like what like not
59:01
even a three minute fight if that, and it looked really good. But
59:05
like they made him more of an intimidating foe and like she moved them wrong.
59:09
She was a badass. But the reason why she mo was so was
59:14
so strong, like they explained it, and they explained like why he was
59:16
under scar King's control with the jewels or the the whatever, the crystals whatever,
59:22
were just going back to that space the space God's all the thing,
59:23
like you canno tell me that's not a space God's will like clone or some
59:27
bullshit. But it's one of those things where they did all these they forced
59:31
all these reasons for you to go this guy is evil, this guy is
59:35
the bad guy. This guy is the bad guy. And yet you never
59:38
felt, okay, you never felt once that he was gonna win, Like
59:42
okay, you are okay, God's God. There was no way. There
59:47
was just never like a down in my mind there was that Gozilla was gonna
59:52
win, Carl was gonna win with Mega Gozilla. There was a good fucking
59:58
chance Gozilla was gonna win, right, it was. It was kind of
1:00:00
fifty to fifty. But he was beating fucking Godzilla's ass for a while,
1:00:05
okay, or Godzilly God big chance. Well we have a kid of the
1:00:08
mont just like Godzilla's the But Godzilla is really the only pro it's Godzill's movie.
1:00:13
It's no other friend. He's the only protagonist. But yeah, it's
1:00:17
hard to watch those movies where there's only one protagon. It's like, oh,
1:00:21
yeah, they're gonna lose. But like some they do. Sometimes some
1:00:22
movies do such a good job making you think there's a chance they might lose.
1:00:27
Mm hmm. They're like it could happen, and that's what was.
1:00:30
But yeah, Scar King was just like okay, Like by the way,
1:00:35
people people that keep us saying like they're like like they're talking more negatives than
1:00:37
positives. No, it's a good ass movie. It's fun, it's enjoyful,
1:00:40
it's a it's a Kaiju cgi fun fest, which is all it's supposed
1:00:45
to be. But the problem is and and again it's going back to the
1:00:49
it's not just humans. The writing is like they some of the things they
1:00:52
say, it's just like I don't care, like you know what I mean?
1:00:57
Like if okay, for example, here's the perfect way to say it.
1:01:00
Renee and I both have we both we both of us, I mean
1:01:04
Rene, we both can eat. We can eat a lot. Okay.
1:01:08
It's like, Renee, where to sit there and hype me up about this
1:01:12
burger joint. Oh, Charlie, it's the best burger. It's the best
1:01:14
burger. It's the best burger. To the point where it's like, all
1:01:16
right, Renee, I can't wait to try the best burger. It's your
1:01:17
next Tuesday. Hey man, you're ready for the best burger, Dude,
1:01:21
I told you last week. Yes, I'm ready for this burger. You
1:01:23
know what I mean. And then you get there and it's like, okay,
1:01:25
I've had better burgers from a food truck, like like I don't need
1:01:31
to hear it thirty times, which is what they kept doing now Obviously this
1:01:35
though, when they first introduced scar king badass like intimidating because again, I'm
1:01:42
not gonna lie because, like they they announced this was the main antagonist whenever
1:01:45
the first trick came, like what a year ago, and everyone's like thought
1:01:47
for something was, okay, how are you gonna make essentially a weirder looking
1:01:53
version of con an intimidating foe for Godzilla and con and the way they did
1:01:59
it it works, but it's like it's just the way they try to explain.
1:02:01
It's just like, there's so many ways you could have done that.
1:02:04
But again, seven calm implant teas out of ten, seven I forgot what
1:02:12
you gave it anyway. Anyways, that's all I got. You got anything
1:02:20
before we get the hell out of here? Um oh uh uh. To
1:02:30
all the drugs out there, please, I understand you're under pressure from the
1:02:36
studios. You know, they have their own fucking bullshit about making money,
1:02:40
but please don't don't try to push back. Do not sacrifice your quality of
1:02:46
art or integrity just to appease you know whoever, right, Fight back,
1:02:53
Fight for what you believe in, fight for the right for your dream.
1:02:57
There's so little good left in this world, you know, at the very
1:03:02
least the things that are supposed to keep us distracted while the world falls apart,
1:03:07
can at least be good. But other than that, Hello Godzilla,
1:03:14
along lived the King. Can't wait for the next one. And uh yeah,
1:03:21
that's all I gotta say. And on that note, that is Clicknique,
1:03:25
click patron Renee. I want to think of for join us today as
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quick update mentioned last week about the audio issues. Think of your payation with
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that. I want to think give a huge shot out to the people from
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1:04:04
have had multiple emails of them about it. Per them, they did a
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diagnostic check on like about ten episodes. They didn't find any issues with that,
1:04:14
so uh, they just give me circommendations regarding to the audio levels because
1:04:16
they said it's fine on our end and it's fine on my end. So
1:04:20
again, ladies and gentlemen, when it comes to the ads on the show,
1:04:25
I leave it open. I say, hey, put everyone show ads
1:04:27
you want on here. I really don't care, you know. I mean,
1:04:29
like it's pretty obvious what kind of message we put we try to promote
1:04:31
on this show and stuff like that. But again, some ad companies they
1:04:38
you know, again, I don't get to dictate what ads you get in
1:04:40
Wisconsin. I'm gonna detate what ads you get in Chicago, Illinois. For
1:04:44
example, Renee, I was once listening to the podcast just to like,
1:04:46
you know, make sure things sound good for the week. And I was
1:04:49
in Europe a couple of months ago and I got an advertisement for a Ireland
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insurance company because I definitely need that in chicag Iago, Illinois. But I
1:05:00
digress. The point trying to make is we all remember the nineties, you
1:05:04
know, the grace love songs of our generation, where its three o'clock in
1:05:06
the morning, your TV's at volume six and a blast. For some fucking
1:05:10
reason, these companies they have the right to set their volume levels how they
1:05:14
want. And while they might be within the confines of like what even volume
1:05:18
levels. There are certain ways you can mess with the bass and stuff like
1:05:21
that to make it sound like five times louder. So I always try to
1:05:26
put the ads every like fifteen minutes or so. So just for one of
1:05:29
the best way to say it, I will say I am working on transitions,
1:05:31
though I do wanted to have the show to be more professionals, so
1:05:34
you'll know when the ads are coming, So that might be a little bit
1:05:36
of a warning. But and also one thing I will mention too. It
1:05:41
also can vary also on what platform using if you I mean, I haven't
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heard of many issues through Spotify or Spreaker. You can find us on Here
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also find us on I would say Google, but they're not. Google Music's
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think Pandora, maybe Pandora, I don't know anyway. At that note,
1:06:20
I am your favoritepartment hosterer, and they call me Chuck. That is clickety
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Patrick, Jesus clickety clack. Patron Renee. Say that five times fast,
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and we will see you all next week