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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 10 “I’m Questioning Everything” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hi, my babes, Happy summer, Welcome back to Vanity Farrah.
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Speaker 1: My name is Chris Farah, and today we're talking ninety
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Speaker 1: to eight fiance. This is season twelve, episode ten. I'm
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Speaker 1: questioning everything. Why am I here? Who's me? Who's doing
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Speaker 1: the thinking? Is there? Thinking? Happening? Is? What? What is anyway? Okay?
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Speaker 1: So at the same time, I'm excited to talk about
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Speaker 1: these peeps because this is a great season, like I've said,
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Speaker 1: and this was a really fun episode to watch, and
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Speaker 1: I had a lot of you know, good he he
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Speaker 1: haha moments that I want to bring them up to you.
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Speaker 1: So let's just talk about it, because like, some of
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Speaker 1: this stuff is so dumb. Sometimes it makes me really
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Speaker 1: really happy to be like, oh my god, I can't
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Speaker 1: wait to be like what are you. At the same time,
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Speaker 1: some things do feel a little cobbled together by users,
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Speaker 1: like in a meeting not nearly forty five seconds before
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Speaker 1: they started rolling, to be like what are we going
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Speaker 1: to have them do? Like have them say this? You know,
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Speaker 1: sometimes it's like I wonder what would happen if they
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Speaker 1: just had longer schedules of shooting, which surely would cost more,
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Speaker 1: but you also had more organic time for things to
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Speaker 1: actually transpire and then for there to be honest do
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Speaker 1: you know events on a docu series. I go back
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Speaker 1: and forth. I go back and forth. Okay, I am
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Speaker 1: excited to start with I'll put them up and then
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Speaker 1: I'll just start it that way Marissa and Edward. So
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Speaker 1: here's the thing she's she comes in and she's just like, Edward,
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Speaker 1: I am so proud of you, and you've done such
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Speaker 1: a great job getting in touch with my kids and
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Speaker 1: being nice to my you know, kind of weird ex husband,
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Speaker 1: and of course taking on me huge, huge things in that.
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Speaker 1: So I'm going to reward you by doing something fun
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Speaker 1: or something that you would like or you know whatnot.
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Speaker 1: I'm definitely not gonna yell at you or make you
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Speaker 1: do any weird tasks and then tell you how bad
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Speaker 1: I think you did at them. Just kidding. That's exactly
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Speaker 1: what she does now, is that he didn't take out
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Speaker 1: the trash, right, She said, take it out and put
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Speaker 1: it by the curb, and he did something. Now, you
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Speaker 1: would almost think it was a docuseries where there were cameras,
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Speaker 1: where one of the cameras would be tasked to, I
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Speaker 1: don't know, go outside and show us what this man
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Speaker 1: has done, because if we're to be honest with ourselves,
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Speaker 1: and we always are, he didn't do that fence right.
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Speaker 1: He didn't do it right. So I want to know
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Speaker 1: what exactly do these tracks? What is it like? Are
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Speaker 1: they just toppled over? Are they in the middle of
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Speaker 1: the driveway like you know, like? Are they in someone
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Speaker 1: else's curb? Are they just like on the grass like
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Speaker 1: you know? And at the same time, I think it'd
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Speaker 1: be good for you if everything has a specific place
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Speaker 1: to do it once with him, and if he had,
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Speaker 1: and if you don't know that he can do it,
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Speaker 1: then you hire someone. Marissa is the cheapest rich person
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Speaker 1: I've ever seen. That's not true. She's frugal. She must
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Speaker 1: be saving for kids' educations, honey, I mean you know
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Speaker 1: she's frugal anyway. So she's like, listen, when I'm explaining
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Speaker 1: something to you, I don't want you just say okay, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: because you want me to stop talking because you think
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Speaker 1: you know what I want. I want you to actually understand.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, that's really horrible. So then
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Speaker 1: she goes to this fancyast golf course country club thing
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Speaker 1: that her mom is obviously a member of Joanne and
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Speaker 1: they get to go to this place and put it
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Speaker 1: on the member number. Good for her, And they're talking
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Speaker 1: about Edward. Now we get to see the two women.
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Speaker 1: Sam's Edwards. So here's the truth. Now, Marissa starts by
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Speaker 1: being like, mom, let me tell you. Everything I just
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Speaker 1: said is how she starts with her mom. She doesn't
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Speaker 1: start with him. She's like, Edward has been incredibly thoughtful,
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Speaker 1: so caring to me, to the boys, and like, conversely,
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Speaker 1: I have been wildly negative. And then you're like, oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: so you're saying this, you know your mom, Joanne's going
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Speaker 1: to be like, Marissa, of course you are. You always are,
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Speaker 1: and maybe I've word could pull some of this like
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Speaker 1: positivity and this joy out of you. Except Joanne instead
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Speaker 1: is like, well, you can't be nice all the time.
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Speaker 1: That's no good meaning Edward. So like Marissa started this
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Speaker 1: conversation by being like, Edward is really great, and I
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Speaker 1: have been treating him horribly, and then her mom's like,
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Speaker 1: you know, great is relative, and the truth of the
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Speaker 1: matter is it's not good to be treated great all
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Speaker 1: the time. It's kind of nice to be treated shittily.
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Speaker 1: Let's you know, your place. You know, you're just like,
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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Joanne? Also, you know, she's
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Speaker 1: having like the driest salmon salad with like I don't know,
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Speaker 1: I would not a sandsare It's too youthful for her
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Speaker 1: Sabonion Blanc Anyway, Okay, so mommy is drinking wine because
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Speaker 1: I've already said that. She says it's never too early
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Speaker 1: to wine. I mean, at the same time she off
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Speaker 1: camera is like, you know, drinking the wine. She's like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I guess coffee because you you know, don't know how
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Speaker 1: to live life. Marissa spend all your time doing bar
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Speaker 1: and dating you know men I wouldn't approve of instead
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Speaker 1: of drinking nice wine at ten thirty am. You know,
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Speaker 1: her mom is basically like, is he going to be
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Speaker 1: able to pull his weight to find out in this household,
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Speaker 1: in this environment in the year of our lower twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six in Pennsylvania, America? And Marissa's like, well, he's
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Speaker 1: not like the most ambitious guy. He's not chomping at
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Speaker 1: the bit to like figure out how to like make
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Speaker 1: that coin, you know, Like and here's the thing that
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Speaker 1: is something that we have seen before, is like women
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Speaker 1: desiring their non American men to be like wild capitalist hustlers.
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Speaker 1: You know, it's like a cultural thing. I guess, like
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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there is a traditional thing about
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Speaker 1: men providing surely, you know, and that means like money.
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Speaker 1: At the same time, having this like go get her,
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Speaker 1: pick me up by the bootstraps, you know, so whatever
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Speaker 1: it takes to make a dime, you know, uh, can't
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Speaker 1: wait drooling at the mouth, You're chopping at the bit
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Speaker 1: to make benjamins. Like it just doesn't always add up
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Speaker 1: to like people in other countries as it does in America.
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Speaker 1: It's like that feels like a cultural thing. So she
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Speaker 1: her mom jumps on that to be like, well, you
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Speaker 1: can't teach ambition, you have to be born into it.
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Speaker 1: You're like, okay, got us. At the same time, the
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Speaker 1: next scene happens, and the next scene is Marissa and
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Speaker 1: Edward go to a park l park and blue workout clothes. Honey,
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Speaker 1: they color coordinate, and you're like, oh, okay, where is
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Speaker 1: this gonna go. We've seen, like, you know, to seen
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Speaker 1: so far and versus been like somewhat weirdly tap dancing
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Speaker 1: and trying to get to things. Marissa starts by being like, hey, Edward,
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to get some time together with you
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Speaker 1: out of the house of nature, just to get at
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Speaker 1: tempt check and he's like what. She's like, yeah, you know,
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Speaker 1: I sometimes it's can be hard to open up and
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Speaker 1: tell your feelings, and I do that, you know, Like so,
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Speaker 1: but I really want to just make sure that you're
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Speaker 1: doing okay because I know I give you a lot
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Speaker 1: of feedback in the moment all the time. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: here's your chance. Like whatever. You're like, you know, it's
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Speaker 1: hard to move and keep up your whole life, So
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Speaker 1: how are you feeling about everything? And he's like, well,
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Speaker 1: it hard, it's hard. I would say, I have a
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Speaker 1: lot of pressure to be perfect, you know what I'm
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Speaker 1: talking about. And she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what.
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Speaker 1: It's interesting you say that because I have been actually
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Speaker 1: the one considering if I've made a mistake. This is
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Speaker 1: a mistake. Sometimes I've thought I've thought a lot about
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Speaker 1: it that I don't know if I did the right
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Speaker 1: thing bringing you here, because it just feels like I
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Speaker 1: am bringing on more than I can chew, like a dependent,
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Speaker 1: like a little boy, like a you know, like an
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Speaker 1: extra mouth to feed like you know, I just it's
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Speaker 1: a lot, and you do nothing for me right the
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Speaker 1: way I want you to the first time, and to
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Speaker 1: also live and sign my brain to know how and
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Speaker 1: what I want when I want it. He finds this hard.
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Speaker 1: He gets up. He says he needs a minute, and
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Speaker 1: I feel, yeah, like she really wanted a space to
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Speaker 1: say her thoughts and she did the kind of thing
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Speaker 1: where she made him feel safe by having it be like,
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Speaker 1: I have nothing to say, but I want to finally
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Speaker 1: give you a chance to feel comfortable to say something.
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Speaker 1: When she is like, I don't know if I'm doing
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Speaker 1: it right. I want to send you back, he is like,
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Speaker 1: I come from a culture of like I've been, I've
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Speaker 1: survived a lot of turmoil, and so I just grin
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Speaker 1: and bear things. I just don't think about an ending.
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Speaker 1: I just consider what it would be like to move
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Speaker 1: day and day towards what we agreed upon, Like you know,
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Speaker 1: like it's She's like, no, here's a thing. I work
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Speaker 1: in retail, so there's always a return policy, and literally
10:20
Speaker 1: we know right now it's a ninety day one. I'm
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Speaker 1: on a ninety day return policy, so that's why I
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Speaker 1: signed up. Ninety days is a nice chunk. It's three months.
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Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes shops only gave you thirty days. The
10:34
Speaker 1: American government gave me three months. So we're like, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, he's horrified. He's really, really, really upset. He
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Speaker 1: comes back, he's still upset. We're like, well, we get it,
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Speaker 1: you know, let's move on to Shay and Annabelle Honey
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Speaker 1: Paduca's finest. Can you believe it? Oh my goodness. So
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Speaker 1: as we know, he is knee deep in his leg
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Speaker 1: party and Annabelle's having a horrible time. She's not enjoying it. Okay,
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Speaker 1: she's not a drinker. There's no herbal tea, you know.
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Speaker 1: Like he is just knee deep and tit deep and
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Speaker 1: like a twenty one year old's like pair of knockers.
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Speaker 1: And it's confusing because you're like, who are these people?
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Speaker 1: And they are truly younger people than he what surely
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Speaker 1: looks like Alison's friends almost like Alison has like a
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Speaker 1: sugar daddy, that is her actual daddy who she likes,
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Speaker 1: sort of pimps her friends too, and in exchange, her
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Speaker 1: dad pays for Kegar's at their house and biscuits for
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Speaker 1: her and her kids in the morning. Afterward, I'm I'm
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Speaker 1: just this isn't that kind of like? So anyway she comes, honey,
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Speaker 1: she's like beer funnel o'clock, she screams it. She's coming
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Speaker 1: in to make her dad do a beer funnel like,
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Speaker 1: you know, just to pretty much pour beer down her
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Speaker 1: like elder dad's throat. I can't imagine this on any
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Speaker 1: sort of scale. Like I'm close to my dad, I
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Speaker 1: can't imagine like making him do like a shot, you know,
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Speaker 1: Like I don't know, like I just don't want. I
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Speaker 1: just don't like the forcing of alcohol on people, especially
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Speaker 1: like my parent. I don't know my dad. It's like
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Speaker 1: I could see him, I could be like, taste this wine,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I wouldn't be like pouring
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Speaker 1: alcohol like especially he's older. She shouldn't be drinking like that.
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Speaker 1: It's interesting because really early on the images we saw
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Speaker 1: of Shade when we first got introduced to him, was
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Speaker 1: someone who enjoyed beer funnel drink beer funneling, and so
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Speaker 1: it was almost like they thought, well, we have to
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Speaker 1: pay that off because it's so wild, and so they
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Speaker 1: were like, Okay, we get to have a leg party,
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Speaker 1: and that's what's gonna happen, you know, get it up.
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Speaker 1: It's like he's already drinking so many beers. At one
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Speaker 1: point he's like, how many beers if I drink a belt?
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Speaker 1: You know? And Annabelle's like, he's a four f faed
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Speaker 1: and she's like twenty twenty and I mean, I don't
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Speaker 1: even know what to tell you. What's in a funnel?
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Speaker 1: So he is so drunk that when he tries to
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Speaker 1: like kiss Annabell, he's like, lem may have that tong
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Speaker 1: let me, I'm that drum. Oh god, you guys, it
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Speaker 1: really does. You know. It's funny, Like I love accents,
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Speaker 1: and the Southern accent is so great. It's funny because
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Speaker 1: some things sound so sinister. That sound bite alone, what
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Speaker 1: he's saying, the way he says it, I don't care
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Speaker 1: if it's female voice or male voice. You can tell
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Speaker 1: whoever is being said that too, If that makes sense.
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Speaker 1: Shouldn't give them their tongue, Like if it was in
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Speaker 1: a movie, you know, this person's too drunk. No one
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Speaker 1: should give this person tongue. They should give this person bedtime. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that tongue. Oh my god, I died, Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: NFL's like, ew, can you imagine what his breath smells
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Speaker 1: like wild, like salt and vinegar, pork ryand do rito
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Speaker 1: situations and beer beer and burping beer beer burps. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, you know what. I'm just I'm so sorry
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Speaker 1: to bring it up, but just like think about it,
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Speaker 1: you know, like really just have to know what's happening
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Speaker 1: with this woman. Okay, So she's like, this is disgusting.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bed. You are too drunk. Everyone's
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Speaker 1: too drunk. I hate this. I'm gonna go to bed.
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Speaker 1: And he's like, no, don't embarrass me in front of
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Speaker 1: these important people, my daughter and her young friends. Don't
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Speaker 1: not in front of these VIPs. Embarrass you embarrass you
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Speaker 1: guys are embarrassing and barrossing. Alison's like that, just like
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Speaker 1: huge lips, murk, honey, just like half drunk. I knew
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Speaker 1: that she's been drunk this whole time. I knew that,
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Speaker 1: Like the whole thing with her dad was about the alcohol. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: like he pays her all this alcohol. You can just
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Speaker 1: be literally addicted to alcohol next to your enabler, who
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Speaker 1: also takes care of your kids when you are too
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Speaker 1: drunk to take care of them. Why would she She
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Speaker 1: has no one has it better than Alison for who
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Speaker 1: Alison is. Alison has hit the jackpot. She does not
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Speaker 1: want Annabel there fucking up her fun, fucking up her
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Speaker 1: dad's time and her dad's money. He just pays for her,
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Speaker 1: gets her friends drunk, takes care of her and her kids.
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Speaker 1: Repeats the next morning. Now, I would love some of
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Speaker 1: her other siblings to talk about this. They all can
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Speaker 1: think this is great. They all can't be like into this.
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Speaker 1: How come we're not talking to her siblings, Like you
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Speaker 1: can't just like elap let Alison with her like you know,
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Speaker 1: puffed up lips, like smirk around on this screen and
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Speaker 1: not have like someone trying to also tear her down.
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Speaker 1: You know, you have to like build up a villain
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Speaker 1: to like tear her down, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: But truly, so literally, their party is just like dancing
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Speaker 1: in a shed with you know again, Alison and the friends.
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Speaker 1: That's it. And Alison is so happy that Annabel is
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Speaker 1: putting up a big fuss because it's exactly what she wanted.
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Speaker 1: All of this talk about how she really just wanted
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Speaker 1: to tell Annabell who her dad was so she gets
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Speaker 1: like an honest opinion about you know that situation was
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Speaker 1: only to further her own agenda, which is get Annabelle
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Speaker 1: away from her dad. She's like, listen, if annabel can
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Speaker 1: hang and if she doesn't like it here, she can
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Speaker 1: go home to the Philippines, back to her family, which
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Speaker 1: is Cunty one Tea. It's County one Tea, truly, And
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Speaker 1: I don't use that phrase lightly, I really don't, But
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Speaker 1: that's what this is. Alison is a bitch with horrible taste,
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Speaker 1: but has her lot in life, you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, her dad's not going to be
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Speaker 1: ever evergreen, you know what I'm saying, Not with that
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Speaker 1: man with you know, that skin being poured beer down
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Speaker 1: his throat, you know what I'm saying. And like what
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Speaker 1: happens when God bless, God bless and he has four kids,
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Speaker 1: if not more, you know what I'm saying, Because the
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Speaker 1: kids are gonna want to like sell his land and
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Speaker 1: she's not going to have that house there anymore at
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Speaker 1: some point, is what I'm saying, unless she's the executor
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Speaker 1: of the will and she leads to the land to
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Speaker 1: her Jesus, Okay, I mean, I just have to think
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Speaker 1: about things like that and Annabel. I mean, listen, if
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Speaker 1: Annabel's still married to Shay, she has to think about
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Speaker 1: things like that, like literally, okay, let's move on too.
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Speaker 1: Rashet and Mallory. So they are on the way to
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Speaker 1: a baseball game and we are like, what team is this?
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Speaker 1: We can't tell what team this is? Like he's they
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Speaker 1: both look at they're wearing completely different jerseys almost of
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Speaker 1: completely different sports. Okay, his you know, like is weird
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Speaker 1: and interesting and it just says trash Pandas. And I
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Speaker 1: consider if that's just one of Mallory's like fashion brands
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Speaker 1: that made a shirt that looks like a dr I
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Speaker 1: did not know what it was. Okay, but it is
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Speaker 1: trash Pandas. They are going to a baseball game by
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Speaker 1: a team that is called the trash Pandas trash Pandas
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Speaker 1: trash Pandas. Okay, I'm not quite sure. So he's in
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Speaker 1: a bad mood, he said, his mood is down. Why
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Speaker 1: because they just had that disaster of a prenip convo
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Speaker 1: where she was like, what's mine? It's mine. I got
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Speaker 1: in a deadly accident. I have a bunch of money.
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Speaker 1: Fuck you, you're not taking my money, And he was like, whoa,
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Speaker 1: can I take it? My parents need money they live
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Speaker 1: in intend you know, give us And she's like, let
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Speaker 1: me try and distract you. And the way I'm going
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Speaker 1: to do it is telling you, guess what my friend Mikayla,
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Speaker 1: who you know also as dating some guy that's best
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Speaker 1: friends with Brandy Brandon. She works at some whatever. I
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Speaker 1: should get this story right. She works at some company
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Speaker 1: that has a VIP place that trash pandas I'm no, honey,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, they're the sponsors, and she got it.
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Speaker 1: So that Rashid is throwing out the first pitch. Now,
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Speaker 1: Rashid has never seen a baseball game, so I'm like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, how are you going to know how
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Speaker 1: to throw? But he does know how to throw. I'm
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Speaker 1: my god, are you just gonna watch a bunch of
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Speaker 1: like YouTube videos and just like pick it up anyway?
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Speaker 1: So but they I don't know, they gave him some
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Speaker 1: like off camera try tries just you know, feel the
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Speaker 1: weight of a baseball. They do give him a baseball,
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Speaker 1: the producers doing a confessional. But you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: So he does throw the first pitch and he you know,
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Speaker 1: does well. Again, like I said, I'm really happy for him.
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Speaker 1: But he's upset because Brandy's going to be there, you know,
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Speaker 1: and Brandy's going to be there because Mallory's already told
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Speaker 1: him that Brandy's everywhere. He's omniscient, like God, so God
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Speaker 1: can still text me, God can still call me God. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: you have your culture, I have mine. Brandy? Oh Brandy? Okay,
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Speaker 1: So but yeah, he's bad. He's like, why don't you
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Speaker 1: listen to me about Brandy about this? And she's like,
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Speaker 1: why didn't you listen to me when I said no?
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Speaker 1: And when you asked Brandy? And he was like, no,
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Speaker 1: that's who you should be listening to. That's two nos.
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Speaker 1: Two nose cancels out yours buddy. Now he again so upset.
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Speaker 1: He's like in Turkey very Redi's respect now he says,
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Speaker 1: Dick's respect so much so the production put up those
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Speaker 1: two words in his closed captioning or whatever that is.
22:00
Speaker 1: So it is you know what's interesting it is can
22:06
Speaker 1: I can see what he's meaning? It is Dick's respect.
22:10
Speaker 1: She is really you know, respecting and or disrespecting him
22:16
Speaker 1: using Dix or Dicks are involved. It's true. He is
22:24
Speaker 1: a wordsmith. Okay, So It's interesting because obviously he's wearing
22:31
Speaker 1: that trash pandas jersey. And then when they meet up,
22:33
Speaker 1: you know, with Brandy and the other guy, those men
22:35
Speaker 1: are not wearing anything. They don't have to. They're not stupid.
22:41
Speaker 1: And that also kind of reminds me of when Meto
22:43
Speaker 1: went to go to the Haunted House. Remember that when
22:45
Speaker 1: he went to the Haunted House and she like he
22:48
Speaker 1: was obviously a pharaoh and he meets up with you know,
22:51
Speaker 1: our best friend and their boyfriends or whatever the slut. Anyway,
22:56
Speaker 1: those two guys also didn't have costumes on. It must
23:01
Speaker 1: make the foreigner or like, yeah, that person just feels
23:04
Speaker 1: so like yeah, going to a costume party in a
23:13
Speaker 1: costume and then realizing that you're the only one in
23:16
Speaker 1: a costume is a certain level of like, oh, oh,
23:21
Speaker 1: do I even got in my car? You kind of
23:23
Speaker 1: take off something now that makes it look not so
23:26
Speaker 1: like I was trying to be fucking poison ivy or
23:28
Speaker 1: whatever the you know it is. When Okay, so when
23:41
Speaker 1: he throws the first pitch, butr Andy is like, my
23:46
Speaker 1: grandmother can throw better. So then Rashid comes with Mallory
23:53
Speaker 1: to go actually sit down with everyone and makes a
23:56
Speaker 1: big to do to sit in Betweenry and Mallory. As
24:01
Speaker 1: he sees it, that's where Mallory was going to go.
24:03
Speaker 1: And it's a big deal, and it's like, you know,
24:06
Speaker 1: it's awkward. And then they sing the national anthem, and
24:10
Speaker 1: so now Brandy and Rashid are standing right next to
24:13
Speaker 1: each other, and he like, Brandy's like, get up, check
24:17
Speaker 1: off that stupid hat. You bow down to this motherland.
24:23
Speaker 1: You bow down, you know. And of course Rashid is
24:27
Speaker 1: so upset by this because this is now the second
24:29
Speaker 1: time that Brandy has been like, in the face of
24:32
Speaker 1: you trying to be mean to me, you have unknowingly
24:36
Speaker 1: offended the truest of cowboy. You've sat on the bed
24:42
Speaker 1: of my truck. Big fucking no American, big red flag no,
24:48
Speaker 1: which I mean, I can't never heard of that, but
24:50
Speaker 1: you know, yes, technically, yes, you're supposed to stand up
24:52
Speaker 1: and put your hand over your heart and not wear
24:54
Speaker 1: your hat during the national anthem. Now he's so upset,
24:59
Speaker 1: you know that Brandy was totally aggressive with him about this,
25:04
Speaker 1: and he's like, so stupid that Brandy, you know, stunned
25:08
Speaker 1: up for me to Mallory. Mallory's like no, I'm so sorry.
25:10
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Brandy's side. This is America, this is
25:14
Speaker 1: where Chick fil A started. So take off that goddamn hat,
25:20
Speaker 1: put your hand over your heart, and sing those words,
25:24
Speaker 1: the words that you're gonna have to sing to pass
25:28
Speaker 1: the test. I don't know, I think so I assume.
25:32
Speaker 1: So I assume that you have to sing a whole
25:36
Speaker 1: version of the natural anthem to pass the citizenship test.
25:40
Speaker 1: I don't know why I think that, but is that true? Okay.
25:49
Speaker 1: At this point, Mikayla ends up swapping seats so that
25:51
Speaker 1: she can sit next to Mallory and talk while you know,
25:54
Speaker 1: obviously giving Brandy a moment to sit by her husband.
25:57
Speaker 1: And then when that happens, the girls are like, great,
26:00
Speaker 1: now that we're gonna sit next sitting next together, let's
26:02
Speaker 1: go have a moment by ourselves and get like a
26:06
Speaker 1: big beer which comes in a baseball bat baseball bat beer.
26:10
Speaker 1: And they're like, we're gonna get you one, Rashet and
26:14
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, okay, and so he tries to like
26:16
Speaker 1: have a boy moment, except he's awkward about it. And
26:20
Speaker 1: then he turns to Mikayla's man and he's Ryan or whatever,
26:25
Speaker 1: and he's like, I have a questions how this baseball
26:30
Speaker 1: or you know, and then Brandy starts to be like, yeah, man,
26:35
Speaker 1: you just have these guys and you have evenings. And
26:37
Speaker 1: then she's like no, no, no, I needn't ask you. No,
26:41
Speaker 1: don't talk. I ask Brian or whatever Ryan, And so
26:47
Speaker 1: Brandy is real angry. He's like, well, you don't go
26:50
Speaker 1: on hear me talk, get up and take a pitch.
26:55
Speaker 1: And interestingly enough that means that he can also go
26:58
Speaker 1: talk to Mallory. He's like, some we're getting a baseball
27:00
Speaker 1: he co. When Mallory comes back, she's like, where's Brandy? Also?
27:05
Speaker 1: What here? Take this baseball bat beer? And Rashid's like, no,
27:10
Speaker 1: I will not. She's like, why are you in the
27:12
Speaker 1: shittiest mood? Let me tell you what baseball is about? Fun, friends, alcohol, food,
27:20
Speaker 1: you eat bullshit, like you know, weird things you might
27:23
Speaker 1: never have, like you know, like a bunch of fucking
27:25
Speaker 1: sunflower seeds or nuts, peanuts in the shell, or you know,
27:30
Speaker 1: if you need to, I guess nacho's with the cheese
27:35
Speaker 1: that's not really cheese. I'd rather have a pizza, any
27:41
Speaker 1: kind of pizza. Anyway. She's just like, it's such a
27:46
Speaker 1: cultural difference. It's just different. You know. You listen to
27:50
Speaker 1: me usually as a woman, if I don't want to
27:53
Speaker 1: be with someone, I don't have to like argue with
27:56
Speaker 1: people about it. You're just saying what you want and
27:59
Speaker 1: I'm expecting to just say yes to that, and he's
28:01
Speaker 1: an asshole. She's like, no, it's just that it's going
28:05
Speaker 1: to be this way. So there's some compromises, but also
28:10
Speaker 1: there's just some things you have to accept, which is
28:12
Speaker 1: this person's in my life. He is best friends with
28:14
Speaker 1: my best friend's boyfriend. So that's it's you know, a
28:19
Speaker 1: lot big rural area we live in, so it's not
28:23
Speaker 1: that many people that are great, and great's relative. This
28:26
Speaker 1: is what we have. So feast or famine. Okay, So
28:32
Speaker 1: let's move on to Meadow and Debbie. Now she's walking
28:38
Speaker 1: lily bit. Her hair is just flowing, honey. She really
28:40
Speaker 1: does have such great hair. I mean, my god, it's
28:42
Speaker 1: just like made of like collagen and biotin now we're like,
28:47
Speaker 1: what's happening here. He should have been knee deep in
28:51
Speaker 1: Egypt by now, knee deep in a pyramid straight up.
28:54
Speaker 1: And the fact that he's not is suspect, but we
28:57
Speaker 1: also know off offline what we know, which is spoiler alert,
29:02
Speaker 1: you know they do it. So anyway, God bless. So
29:06
Speaker 1: he at this point is ignoring her act of the fight.
29:09
Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, because he should be on a fucking plane,
29:11
Speaker 1: you asshole. And Debbie says this banana rammer thing. She says,
29:17
Speaker 1: I've always been big about people show you who they are.
29:24
Speaker 1: Have you have you? If you have prove it? This
29:30
Speaker 1: person has over and over again shown them who they
29:34
Speaker 1: are and who you think they are. Is some weird
29:40
Speaker 1: Egyptian prince fantasy. It's like Aladdin, like you have just
29:45
Speaker 1: you with your long ass, brown ass hair. You think
29:48
Speaker 1: you're like Jasmine. You can't have some of colume and
29:52
Speaker 1: have all of coluin. B girl, what are you talking about?
29:57
Speaker 1: So when she says that, we're like, oh my god.
29:59
Speaker 1: She was like, well, then that fight was a big reveal.
30:01
Speaker 1: We're like, well, not enough, surely not enough, though big reveal.
30:06
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it revealed. It revealed that you
30:08
Speaker 1: aren't shit about making decisions, Debbie. That fight revealed that
30:14
Speaker 1: you have problems because we've been knowing he's an asshole.
30:18
Speaker 1: We've been knowing your daughter knows. Your friends know, everyone
30:22
Speaker 1: knows he's you know what I'm saying, but you don't.
30:25
Speaker 1: And like we have washed our hands a few we can't,
30:28
Speaker 1: you know, like what can we do? You know, we're
30:30
Speaker 1: tired because we're fighting fights battles out in real life
30:34
Speaker 1: right now. There's shit happening, Debbie. And it's like we
30:36
Speaker 1: do want the best of everyone, and I mean that,
30:39
Speaker 1: And so when we first introduced to you, we're like,
30:40
Speaker 1: oh my god, maybe she can hear our please, maybe
30:43
Speaker 1: she'll come to her son says, maybe there's someone in
30:44
Speaker 1: her life that loves her enough, or she loves herself
30:47
Speaker 1: enough to like really be like, oh, this is weird.
30:49
Speaker 1: He doesn't love me. He just wants to be some
30:51
Speaker 1: horrible actor. I mean he obviously loves himself and or
30:54
Speaker 1: you know other not me, But that's not what's happened.
30:58
Speaker 1: It really is crazy. I don't know anyway. She just
31:07
Speaker 1: ignores it, okay, she's just like it feels like she
31:09
Speaker 1: just lives in a sight of denial. She goes back
31:12
Speaker 1: to her place and we see her kitchen. I don't
31:16
Speaker 1: know why I took a picture of it was of
31:18
Speaker 1: interest to me, just like all her weird magnets. She
31:23
Speaker 1: has that core electrolyte water. She drinks coke from like
31:27
Speaker 1: a two literer. I feel like it's probably at this
31:30
Speaker 1: point stale. You know. She's drinking water from her Brita.
31:35
Speaker 1: She has like a small mister coffee. She has a
31:40
Speaker 1: magnet that's this shape of the state of Texas, even
31:43
Speaker 1: though technically they're in you know, obviously Louisiana. Oh my god,
31:46
Speaker 1: I forgot to say this. I'm gonna go to Louisiana.
31:51
Speaker 1: How many people say that I'm going to Louisiana. I'm
31:54
Speaker 1: so super excited, And by that I mean also I'm
31:57
Speaker 1: terrified I'm going too long. No, I like Louisian I
32:00
Speaker 1: also going too long. Build things are true, and it's
32:02
Speaker 1: like my place a lot. But I am going for
32:04
Speaker 1: a week, so I don't really knows how my schedule
32:07
Speaker 1: is going to be for recording, but I'm gonna do
32:10
Speaker 1: my absolute best. I'm gonna go visit family in central
32:13
Speaker 1: Louisiana now where Britney's from, and then make my way
32:18
Speaker 1: down to New Orleans, which I'm really excited about because
32:22
Speaker 1: I love New Orleans. So I yeah, that's what I'm
32:25
Speaker 1: gonna do. And I'm commed. If you have any advice,
32:29
Speaker 1: although I've been in New Orleans before, but if any
32:31
Speaker 1: sort of advice for Alexander or Lake Charles or Oakdale Kinder,
32:36
Speaker 1: that kind of area or New Orleans, tell me go
32:40
Speaker 1: to my Instagram. You can follow me at Chris sel
32:43
Speaker 1: fera TikTok Instagram. Honey, you know, of course a Patreon.
32:46
Speaker 1: It's dot com slash Chris Farah patron dot com slash
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Speaker 1: Chris Fair. It's five dollars a month, and it's super
32:52
Speaker 1: fun to give me five dollars and just be like, yeah,
32:55
Speaker 1: we like you. It's fun for me, also great for you,
32:58
Speaker 1: you know, just like in thereativity like passing went on
33:02
Speaker 1: kind of situation. Huh okay. So basically at this moment,
33:07
Speaker 1: she an hour later, she's like vacuuming in beige and
33:10
Speaker 1: then he comes in. She's wearing beige shirt jeans. He
33:13
Speaker 1: comes in wearing bis shirt jeans or like, is this
33:15
Speaker 1: your subtle way of being like, we're back on the
33:17
Speaker 1: same page, We're back as a couple. Gross. So then
33:21
Speaker 1: she's like, hey, puts down her like fake dyson, it's
33:25
Speaker 1: a shark. She's like, do you want to go talk
33:28
Speaker 1: he's like, oh good. She's like, by the lake, should
33:31
Speaker 1: we take our baiss shirts and jeans and should we
33:35
Speaker 1: grow like talk a little bit. He's like oh good,
33:39
Speaker 1: So they do, and she is like awkwardly taking accountability,
33:48
Speaker 1: but not about the fight. He obviously is like, he's like, well,
33:54
Speaker 1: what'll happen. She's like, it was an ugly scene, it really,
33:59
Speaker 1: and it shouldn't happened. It shouldn't can't get that way.
34:02
Speaker 1: And we're like, oh, okay, wait what exactly and who
34:13
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. She's just like, it's just
34:15
Speaker 1: one of those things where it's bad. It was bad,
34:20
Speaker 1: and I don't want it to be like that ever. Again.
34:22
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, because you have control over it, because
34:27
Speaker 1: he does. Are you telling him not to do it?
34:29
Speaker 1: Are you? It's so it's like the worst conversation of conversations.
34:33
Speaker 1: It was like if you were like, okay, have a
34:36
Speaker 1: conversation where yeah, you don't put any blame on yourself
34:41
Speaker 1: nor anyone else. You just talk around it as a
34:46
Speaker 1: desperate attempt to stand up for yourself but also not
34:52
Speaker 1: make him leave because you are trying to assign any
34:56
Speaker 1: responsibility to him. It's cringey and Meanwhile, he's like not
35:02
Speaker 1: willing at all to accept any blame or any sort
35:06
Speaker 1: of yeah, accountability for the way that he's acted. She's
35:14
Speaker 1: just like, I want this to work. I love you.
35:18
Speaker 1: He's like, don't tell me that, yeah, because then he's like, yeah,
35:23
Speaker 1: I don't like when people say I love you. I
35:25
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. I don't say it. Well,
35:29
Speaker 1: I don't feel it, That's why. But also I want
35:33
Speaker 1: to you know, I don't want you to tell me.
35:36
Speaker 1: I want to see it. I want to, like, have
35:38
Speaker 1: you be really supportive of me and do whatever the
35:41
Speaker 1: fuck I say all the time. That's what supportive means
35:46
Speaker 1: to me, and that's what love means, and that's what
35:48
Speaker 1: I want. So do that. And she's like, I'll tell
35:54
Speaker 1: you what I want. I want a huge wedding and proposal.
35:59
Speaker 1: And he's like what. We're all like, what are you
36:06
Speaker 1: talking about? What I get? Devin? Get in here? I mean,
36:13
Speaker 1: it's like it she but it's not. It's there on
36:15
Speaker 1: a lake, you know what I'm saying. She probably did
36:16
Speaker 1: that so Devin wouldn't be able to walk in and
36:17
Speaker 1: hear her. Mom just like make a fool of herself
36:20
Speaker 1: because at this point. Debbie knows because all her friends
36:23
Speaker 1: have already told her that she should be out, that
36:26
Speaker 1: any reasonable person would be out, that it's weird that
36:29
Speaker 1: she's not out, and she knows it. So that's why
36:31
Speaker 1: I think she danced around, like last night wasn't good
36:36
Speaker 1: and I know that I'm aware I can't and I
36:40
Speaker 1: won't be a part of something like that again. You're like,
36:49
Speaker 1: there's stuff we have to fix. He's like, if things
36:55
Speaker 1: don't change, I leave immediately. Something bad happened I thought around.
36:59
Speaker 1: She's like, just you. He's like, it's only a you fix.
37:03
Speaker 1: It's only a me fix. Yeah, bitch, that's why you
37:07
Speaker 1: framed all the other sentences. You did that way because
37:10
Speaker 1: you know he only thinks it's a you fix, and
37:13
Speaker 1: you are trying to tap dance around. I guess us
37:16
Speaker 1: realizing that. Like it's like she she knows that he's
37:20
Speaker 1: an asshole that blames her completely. She but she also
37:24
Speaker 1: wants to keep him, and she wants us to allow
37:29
Speaker 1: her in her mind, for it not to be embarrassing
37:34
Speaker 1: and cringey for her to try and keep him. So
37:37
Speaker 1: I feel like that's why she's having this awkward conversation.
37:40
Speaker 1: Phrase the way it is, which is to try and
37:42
Speaker 1: like pull the wool over our eyes. I guess we
37:45
Speaker 1: know that this is a banana's conversation had by two
37:49
Speaker 1: crazy people. She does like, you know what, I know
37:57
Speaker 1: why he's been single this whole time, which almost has
38:01
Speaker 1: verbade him something that he said before about her. Well,
38:04
Speaker 1: it's been a long time since Duby's been with a man,
38:08
Speaker 1: so you know. And we're just like, oh, both of
38:11
Speaker 1: them think they're doing each other a favor because the
38:16
Speaker 1: other one has been like celibate or hasn't been with
38:19
Speaker 1: someone for a long time, and they're both judgmental about
38:24
Speaker 1: the other one about it while also being it anyway,
38:28
Speaker 1: it's great. Then we see them in a confessional together, which,
38:34
Speaker 1: after all of this is a bad sign. Bad sign.
38:38
Speaker 1: It's a tense confessional. She has to sit there while
38:40
Speaker 1: he is an asshole and she's allowing it. Devin then
38:45
Speaker 1: finally has a scene with everyone later on and she
38:48
Speaker 1: comes into the part, but she's like, hey, y'all, it's
38:52
Speaker 1: really tense. Mito's like, shut up, I need quiet and
38:56
Speaker 1: I need to rest. I'm doing work. And what is
39:01
Speaker 1: he doing. He's just staring at fucking pictures of himself,
39:04
Speaker 1: his head shots. He just needs quiet and don't say
39:07
Speaker 1: hi to me? How dare you? I'm looking at the
39:11
Speaker 1: next Timothy Shallomey, Caleb Turner, Jacob Alordie, next one, Mido
39:23
Speaker 1: al Fayed. Here he comes, ready, yor nad Here I come,
39:29
Speaker 1: Yuka and Toad Hollywood. I'm gonna find you spiel A
39:34
Speaker 1: bog and make you won't me? Is that the best
39:37
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done on this podcast? Maybe? Okay, So
39:43
Speaker 1: it's really really rude for him to say that, and
39:45
Speaker 1: he's the dumbest for literally was looking at two pictures
39:47
Speaker 1: of himself, just going back and forth. And then mom
39:50
Speaker 1: and daughter go on a little Manny petty John, which
39:53
Speaker 1: is always nice. And this is where Debbie's like, I'll
39:56
Speaker 1: tell you what I want and Devin's like for him
39:59
Speaker 1: to get the fuck out of your life and for
40:00
Speaker 1: you to like not look really embarrassing on TV that
40:03
Speaker 1: you've allowed this to happen. Mom, and Debbie's like no,
40:07
Speaker 1: and then Devin's like, okay, do you want to chrome
40:10
Speaker 1: Manny with like, you know, some sort of fun dually
40:14
Speaker 1: you know, bobbily Bob. And then Debbie's like, no, I'll
40:20
Speaker 1: tell you I want a formal proposal from him, and
40:26
Speaker 1: I want him to say I love you, and Devin's like,
40:31
Speaker 1: he's never said I love you, and wait, I'm sorry
40:36
Speaker 1: Devin is like that to her mom. Devin's like, he's
40:38
Speaker 1: never said I love you to your mom, and Debbie's
40:41
Speaker 1: like never, no, which is so interesting only because it's like, yeah,
40:49
Speaker 1: like Arabic people usually are like very flowery when they talk.
40:54
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like there's a lot of
40:56
Speaker 1: like you know, habibi means like, you know, more precious
40:59
Speaker 1: than my eyes. It's like that. It's like, you know,
41:01
Speaker 1: like my very like my love, my loved in such
41:03
Speaker 1: a way, you know, like on a Bihibic is how
41:06
Speaker 1: you say I love you? Like it wouldn't be hard.
41:08
Speaker 1: It's hard to think that someone wouldn't be more flowery
41:10
Speaker 1: with his talk. So anyway, yeah, he really hates her
41:13
Speaker 1: and the daughter. Okay, So Devin's like, mom, what the okay,
41:19
Speaker 1: what's it going to take for you? You need to
41:22
Speaker 1: send him on his way, like why are you not
41:25
Speaker 1: seeing this? What is happening here? And Debbie's like, I
41:28
Speaker 1: just I need time? Is what I need? Any time?
41:34
Speaker 1: More time for me to have it sink in that
41:37
Speaker 1: he's not right for me or I need time for
41:39
Speaker 1: it to just expel in ninety days and for him
41:42
Speaker 1: to actually be able to stay. His time is on
41:46
Speaker 1: my side. We did need, you know. Okay, let's move
41:51
Speaker 1: on to Palla and Thomas. Okay, So Palla and Thomas,
41:56
Speaker 1: so obviously they are at his dad's house and dad
42:00
Speaker 1: lives with this woman named Reenie, who, you know, God
42:02
Speaker 1: Bless is very much country and live on a farm.
42:05
Speaker 1: And they hate his actual real mom. And it's because
42:08
Speaker 1: we find out that Thomas's real mom, you know, God
42:10
Speaker 1: Bless got divorced from her dad and just like left
42:12
Speaker 1: the kids with the dad. The dad raised them. They
42:14
Speaker 1: had no relationship with the mom and they got back together.
42:16
Speaker 1: And now you know, it's like he's upset because he
42:18
Speaker 1: had to do all the work and just to have
42:20
Speaker 1: this woman back in Thomas's life that Thomas is allowed
42:22
Speaker 1: or whatever, it's probably hard for him anyway, God Bless
42:24
Speaker 1: Reenie is a whole character, Okay, And we don't know
42:27
Speaker 1: why this man decided to be with Renee, except we
42:29
Speaker 1: have to see what Thomas's mom is like now anyway,
42:32
Speaker 1: we know what Paula is like, Paula's like someone like,
42:34
Speaker 1: you know what I did. I went ahead and bought
42:36
Speaker 1: a tiny suitcase, and I have a note, and the
42:38
Speaker 1: note is come to this wedding. He has a tiny suitcase.
42:41
Speaker 1: That's the kind of person I am. They're grilling outside,
42:44
Speaker 1: which was always nice, you know, meet over and open
42:47
Speaker 1: flame or in Paula's case, veggie burger on a hot plate.
42:54
Speaker 1: Now Thomas is cutting like a tomato and an onion honey,
42:56
Speaker 1: which looks good, and he's just like, hey, I hate
43:00
Speaker 1: I want my mom to be at the wedding, and
43:02
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to tell them. And Paula comes out, and
43:07
Speaker 1: of course Renie makes fun of her outfit and is like,
43:11
Speaker 1: your stupid vegan burger. Have you ever camped before? Stupid?
43:16
Speaker 1: And Paula's like, I camped at the beach beach, so
43:19
Speaker 1: when it was really beautiful in my home country, we camped.
43:22
Speaker 1: This is completely different. Ugly, this is what it is. Ugly,
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Speaker 1: it's the word. However, here's the thing. Renie and Paula
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Speaker 1: have something in common, a love of miniatures. In fact,
43:34
Speaker 1: Renie is like a big fucking fan. So when Paala
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Speaker 1: is like, here's the suitcase, Reenie is so happy about it.
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Speaker 1: In fact, in the suitcase they put other little miniatures
43:45
Speaker 1: and one's like a pig, and Reenie's face when she
43:48
Speaker 1: got this pig, honey like past that pig. I mean,
43:50
Speaker 1: she was floored. She was like look at them. I mean,
43:54
Speaker 1: the buttering up this pig did on Reenie. At the
43:58
Speaker 1: same time, though, they're like, oh, you're gonna You're gonna
44:01
Speaker 1: get married. They're like, yeah, give us the deets, and
44:03
Speaker 1: like it's a bated question. They're like, well, the deets are.
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Speaker 1: It's in Long Beach. Like, okay, who's gonna be all there?
44:11
Speaker 1: They're like, well, just the people you know I'm related to.
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Speaker 1: You know, my mom, they said, mom, and he you know.
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Speaker 1: The the Dad's like okay, well we're gonna try. And
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Speaker 1: Renie's like, I don't know if I can at all
44:24
Speaker 1: because the animals. We have a farm hand, but he
44:26
Speaker 1: doesn't he doesn't work all the time, so you know,
44:30
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, that's crazy. It's only two days,
44:32
Speaker 1: but I mean it depends. I don't know how you're
44:35
Speaker 1: gonna have to feed the animals. You're gonna have to
44:38
Speaker 1: have someone there to feed the animals, so you have
44:44
Speaker 1: to have a second pair of hands Malcolm and Asha.
44:51
Speaker 1: So obviously Malcolm's mom has hot fresh goss and the
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Speaker 1: hot fresh go is that Asia's gold much older we've been, Malcolm.
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Speaker 1: She just didn't know, which I don't understand why Asia
45:06
Speaker 1: hasn't had one moment to be like, huh huh, I
45:10
Speaker 1: look good. So what you're saying is I look good?
45:15
Speaker 1: The skin popping? I know? Anyway, So Asia's mom tells sorry,
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Speaker 1: Malcolm's mom tells Malcolm's sister Blaze, and Blaze is blaze
45:30
Speaker 1: and upset. And then Blaze confronts Malcolm and Malcolm's like,
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Speaker 1: how do you know that? And the Mom's like, well,
45:39
Speaker 1: how do I know that? And then it's because Asia's
45:43
Speaker 1: mom said it. Asia's mom didn't know, she wasn't allowed
45:46
Speaker 1: to say it. Asia is then like, I didn't tell anyone.
45:50
Speaker 1: I doesn't want to make it a thing. I knew
45:51
Speaker 1: it would be a thing, and I was like, I
45:53
Speaker 1: don't want to be a thing. I don't think I
45:54
Speaker 1: deserve it to be a thing. I want all the
45:56
Speaker 1: focuses to be on how I can make him better,
45:58
Speaker 1: and I she just already be perfect. God God works
46:03
Speaker 1: for me, and I work through God. In fact, that's
46:07
Speaker 1: what she says basically. So Blaze is like, I like
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Speaker 1: you as a person, but I'm worried. He's like, judge me,
46:17
Speaker 1: not my age. Malcolm's dad's upset. Malcolm just sits there
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Speaker 1: and like his fun shell necklace and shell bracelet. And
46:25
Speaker 1: Blaze is like, I just what's your timeline? And and
46:29
Speaker 1: she's like, well, we're gonna get back to America and
46:31
Speaker 1: I'll take a year for us to have a kid.
46:32
Speaker 1: She's like a year. I mean, you're just this is
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Speaker 1: what This is not the timeline we want. And then
46:39
Speaker 1: she's like, well, listen, who invented time? Blaze's like God,
46:45
Speaker 1: She's like that's right, that's right. So who should you
46:51
Speaker 1: you trust in this situation? God? Blaze's like yeah, God,
46:56
Speaker 1: He's like right, and he talks for me, right, you
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Speaker 1: think from what you've gathered, it's me right, he talks
47:05
Speaker 1: to me. So what I'm trying to say is Sarah
47:09
Speaker 1: from the Bible they had a baby at ninety, so
47:15
Speaker 1: what's thirty seven nine? Then fucking Malcolm's mom is like,
47:22
Speaker 1: you're right, Sarah. Can't forget about Sarah old ninety year
47:25
Speaker 1: old Sarah shriveled titti Sarah. That was you know, best
47:28
Speaker 1: feeding with them shriveled tits, you know, like Sarah. Everyone's like, yep, sorry,
47:34
Speaker 1: we all forgot about biblical Sarah and how this should
47:38
Speaker 1: be okay, and they all swallow it. Then they all pray,
47:44
Speaker 1: and the she's like, listen, listen to this, guys. Oh God, father, father, love, love, money,
47:53
Speaker 1: o blood blah blah blood. They're like, oh my God,
47:55
Speaker 1: Like she is just like she really is like a
47:58
Speaker 1: kind of like mini cult leader. And then like one questioned,
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Speaker 1: she's like voodoo voodoo, God, God love me, and everyone's like, oh,
48:09
Speaker 1: you're right, God. It's so interesting. Maxwell. At the same time,
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Speaker 1: though I did stand up for him in Asia's relationship,
48:23
Speaker 1: He's like, I am not scared of her not submitting
48:26
Speaker 1: because she respects me, and I, you know, earn the
48:28
Speaker 1: respect back from her and she won't mistreat me, which
48:33
Speaker 1: is more important than age. That's what I've been looking for,
48:36
Speaker 1: you know. And also I like the fact that she
48:38
Speaker 1: can rent this place and we have a plethora of
48:41
Speaker 1: different orange flavored colas and cokes to drink over and
48:45
Speaker 1: drink and pray over. So that is what happens there.
48:48
Speaker 1: So let's move on to Katie and Josh. So she
48:52
Speaker 1: is running honey away from what and whom figuratively we
48:57
Speaker 1: know Josh, her own problems alcoholism, unknown trauma. In this scene,
49:04
Speaker 1: she is doing a run up meet up with Ryan
49:08
Speaker 1: exactly who she shouldn't meet up with. Boy, this girl
49:11
Speaker 1: is not like a female friend to run with. You
49:12
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I mean, at the same time,
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Speaker 1: I don't she will make up with anyone, but they're stretching.
49:18
Speaker 1: She you know, it's so funny as someone who is
49:20
Speaker 1: naturally flexible and someone who does not run, and like,
49:23
Speaker 1: I think it's great if you, you know, exert your effort,
49:26
Speaker 1: you can like run in that way. It's always so
49:28
Speaker 1: interesting people that like can't stretch or don't stretch or
49:32
Speaker 1: have no flexibility, can't touch their toes, but they can
49:34
Speaker 1: like run, you know, miles upon miles without stopping because
49:38
Speaker 1: I can touch my toes. Well, guess what I can't
49:40
Speaker 1: do without stopping. Okay, So she says she keeps acting
49:49
Speaker 1: this way. Sorry. She says that if she keeps acting
49:53
Speaker 1: this way, Josh will break up with her, And we're like, yeah,
49:57
Speaker 1: that's why you're doing it right, We're assuming that's what
49:59
Speaker 1: you're doing. Yeah, that's what you're betting on. Then you
50:03
Speaker 1: don't have to do it. You're not a bad guy.
50:06
Speaker 1: You're like self sabotaging this situation. So Ryan does a
50:15
Speaker 1: soul a solid by bringing up the word relationship with
50:18
Speaker 1: alcohol or alcoholism or alcohol at all with her. And
50:22
Speaker 1: it's you know, episode you know ten, And we've been
50:24
Speaker 1: knowing this since previews, so two months before episode one
50:28
Speaker 1: that she has an issue, and so we're like, oh
50:30
Speaker 1: my god, thank god, they're saying, you know, what's happening.
50:33
Speaker 1: And then she's like, yeah you think so, yeah, Oh,
50:38
Speaker 1: I'm just wish you weren't talking about it, so it's
50:40
Speaker 1: not real. I can keep doing it, though, but I
50:44
Speaker 1: do know what you're saying because it's the thing I
50:45
Speaker 1: think about, but I also don't want to think about
50:49
Speaker 1: or like, girl, so far, the only person in your
50:53
Speaker 1: life that cares about you. He's like, well, what's happening,
51:00
Speaker 1: what's happening with you in your mind right now? And
51:03
Speaker 1: she's like, I just I don't know. I just I
51:07
Speaker 1: want to have fun, but I also love Josh and
51:12
Speaker 1: I just don't want to get marrieduite yet I'm not
51:19
Speaker 1: quite ready, but at the same time, it's the only
51:22
Speaker 1: way for Josh to be here and for me to
51:26
Speaker 1: keep up the charade of being in this relationship with him,
51:28
Speaker 1: because he kept pressuring, you know, like the next step,
51:31
Speaker 1: and it was like this is the next step, and
51:33
Speaker 1: like I didn't know how to tell him I needed
51:36
Speaker 1: more time. I felt awkward. So now I just kind of,
51:38
Speaker 1: you know, keep making out with people and hoping that
51:40
Speaker 1: he gets the him but he doesn't, because literally, Ryan's like,
51:47
Speaker 1: why how do I say this? Why is Josh allowing
51:53
Speaker 1: you to embarrass him so much? Humiliate him? Why is
52:01
Speaker 1: he okay with that? And Katie's like, he doesn't really, Yeah,
52:04
Speaker 1: he just really think something to one thinks he can't
52:10
Speaker 1: do better. I think some fun you know, like it
52:18
Speaker 1: really is that kind of conversation. I'm like, Josh, I'd
52:23
Speaker 1: almostly be like, Josh, what would you think if you
52:24
Speaker 1: were hearing this conversation? But I also feel like Josh
52:27
Speaker 1: would just be like, well, I think that she's just
52:28
Speaker 1: expressing how she feels to her whatever. Just good friends. Now, Listen,
52:34
Speaker 1: I don't mind if she's meeting up and talking with him.
52:36
Speaker 1: There's no alcohol involved. They're just running Meanwhile, we're like,
52:39
Speaker 1: is there a bar next door to this park? Is
52:40
Speaker 1: that what's gonna happen? Like, I mean that we're gonna
52:42
Speaker 1: immediately go to the bar and then like do a
52:44
Speaker 1: bunch of shots and like fuck in this park, right.
52:51
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously Katie feels pressured to be in this relationship,
52:56
Speaker 1: and I think that she thinks Josh is fine enough,
52:59
Speaker 1: but she doesn't want to get married yet, nor does
53:03
Speaker 1: she really I think one all the things that happen
53:07
Speaker 1: when you're in a relationship with someone, like having to
53:09
Speaker 1: acquiesce to them and their schedules and their time and
53:11
Speaker 1: the way they do things, and their functioning levels, and
53:13
Speaker 1: like coming together as a couple and doing things like
53:16
Speaker 1: I don't think she has the wherewithal to do that,
53:19
Speaker 1: nor does even enter her mind, which I'm that's another
53:22
Speaker 1: reason why I'm like, what does her therapist think? What
53:28
Speaker 1: does her therapist think? This girl cannot exist with all
53:33
Speaker 1: these kind of like you know, fun fun issues with
53:36
Speaker 1: her thinking okay and then not just like be working
53:40
Speaker 1: it out with like a licensed doctor of psychology that
53:46
Speaker 1: I mean, it has to be the case, all right,
53:49
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