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Whackhead Prank: Going head-to-head with AI · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: All right, we got a prank coming up next. And
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  Speaker 1: as we were playing you some new tunes this morning,
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  Speaker 1: and that wonderful backstory would stick figure David Getter and
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  Speaker 1: AI David Getter is taking on a head to head.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with David Getter on that fight, and I'm also
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  Speaker 1: taken on a head to head in today's prank, I
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  Speaker 1: say no to automated phones.
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  Speaker 2: You want a human to body.
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  Speaker 1: I want a human, even if incompetent. Okay, I want
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  Speaker 1: a human to answer the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get back to humanity.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than phoning up a call center. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to Can you just give me a human? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we're doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Next stop what you're doing here is another world famous
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  Speaker 3: crank from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So as all around us now, so this
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  Speaker 1: is a throwback Thursday. So what I did here? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So as you heard this morning, as I said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: David Ghetter, there's a song that was a hit eight
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  Speaker 1: years ago. Then the guard woke up in the one
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  Speaker 1: morning and he was like, oh some aard my song
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  Speaker 1: and it's now become a hit and it's number one
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  Speaker 1: in the world in Europe. In fact, then David Ghetto
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  Speaker 1: was like, just ar vocals. David Ghetto was like no,
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  Speaker 1: he phoned up the artist and said, let's remake the song.
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  Speaker 1: It was just now a dancer version and let's now
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  Speaker 1: beat AI.
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  Speaker 2: So, with all due respect, I didn't know it was
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  Speaker 2: going to be David Ghetter being the one to be
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  Speaker 2: ANTIAI Warrior. But here we are.
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  Speaker 1: What a cool way?
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  Speaker 2: Who is your platform may and your impact?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly? Yeah, it's crazy because Dublo's going the other way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah is he going? But then it was revealed he's
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  Speaker 1: got stakes Insuna. So it's not like a sincere I
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  Speaker 1: think it's grateful people. It's like, ex use this because
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  Speaker 1: I'll be better. Let me tell you. Follow the money,
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  Speaker 1: things become very very clear. Let me tell you. I
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  Speaker 1: have been asked a few times by companies to be
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  Speaker 1: the automated voice okay, and I've always said no, why
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  Speaker 1: is that what a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, whacked, we want your voice to be the
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  Speaker 2: first one our clients.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that big a deal. This is my voice
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  Speaker 1: is cheap, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But they're also thinking all the people are going to
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  Speaker 2: stay on the line talking to wacky.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's those automated things. Press one, yeah, thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was even going to do one for garment. The
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  Speaker 1: garment one is cool though, like the navigation. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't like that stuff. But take me home, Darren,
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  Speaker 1: talk to me, Tell me to turn right, Darren, you
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  Speaker 1: prank give me right, stop it, stop it so so
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  Speaker 1: so ah, man, come on.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, don't tell us what about the deals you are
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  Speaker 2: turning down?
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  Speaker 1: So then press three. Thank you for calling for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put the phone down when I hear these things,
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  Speaker 1: all right, because but then you get the ones that
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  Speaker 1: you know, luck with the AI stuff where it now
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  Speaker 1: like it's it's remember before it started, it was all
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  Speaker 1: on the touchstone, a touchstone touch pad. It used to
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  Speaker 1: pick up the numbers that used to dial. It knows
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  Speaker 1: which was which. Then you could say yes, and you
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  Speaker 1: could pick up words and stuff. But you can't overcomplicate
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  Speaker 1: the system because then it's it gets confused now, all right,
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  Speaker 1: And that's where the frustration lies because and that's what
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  Speaker 1: my purpose was to shut this thing down at the airport.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so the airport had started this automation. It's
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  Speaker 1: a big, big story. Oh, we're getting automated now, phone,
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  Speaker 1: your call will never go unanswered because we've got this thing.
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  Speaker 1: Now direct you with flights, cancelations and alice. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this link to the test and let's
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  Speaker 1: see if I can pick up my voice. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: how clever you are. Okay, this is Jannesburg. Oh what Tamber?
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for corning arrival and departure information. Do you know
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  Speaker 4: the flight number? Just say yes or no? No, No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what you said. You must only say
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  Speaker 4: either yes or no. Sorry, But this is an automated
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  Speaker 4: speech recognition system. You must only give me the answer
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  Speaker 4: to the question that I'm asking. I think you're giving
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  Speaker 4: me a bit too much information.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like my mom, so she tells me that
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  Speaker 1: when I start talking about sex at the table.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm picking up some background noise. Try moving
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  Speaker 4: to a quiet place and we'll try that again. Remember,
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  Speaker 4: you need to answer my question by giving me only
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  Speaker 4: the information that I asked you.
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  Speaker 1: You told me I said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: How many more times you want me to tell you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm still not sure what you said. This is a
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  Speaker 4: speech recognition system.
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  Speaker 1: Blooded. How not for someone with a speech impediment.
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  Speaker 4: It's really easy to use.
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  Speaker 1: Stop making fun of me, But.
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  Speaker 4: You need to answer the exact question that I ask you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't try and give me too much information.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be clever.
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  Speaker 4: I said yes right now, I need you to only
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  Speaker 4: say yes or no?
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  Speaker 1: Why e yes, yes?
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm picking up some background noise. Goodness, I'm
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  Speaker 4: moving to a quieter place and we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Try that again for goodness sake. Man, I'm in a library.
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  Speaker 1: How much quiet do you think it can get?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so you say the.
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  Speaker 1: Flight number now r B seven.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what you said. Say each letter and
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  Speaker 4: number of the flight number individually. For instance, say e
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  Speaker 4: K five five one. Say that number now e K
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  Speaker 4: B one. I heard you say one one? Is that correct?
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  Speaker 1: Yes or no?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I said what you told me to say. Man, Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I forgive you.
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  Speaker 4: Are you looking for arrival or departure information the bodser
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  Speaker 4: If you know the name of the airline, say it now.
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  Speaker 1: Tom McCarthy Airlines.
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  Speaker 4: I want to go the Honolulu I think you wanted
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  Speaker 4: me to search South African Airways.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I said, no, Sorry, Okay, I'll forgive
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  Speaker 1: you again.
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  Speaker 4: My mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stupid idiot.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what you said. Stupid idiot, I think
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  Speaker 4: you wanted me to search I Burier Airlines. Is that correct?
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  Speaker 4: Just say yes or no?
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  Speaker 1: No, you moron, my mistake. I'll forgive you.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get the flight number again. This time, please use
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  Speaker 4: your telephone keypad in the digits of the flight number. Now,
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  Speaker 4: then press to HASHKI.
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  Speaker 1: Now, look, I have a flat problem there because I
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  Speaker 1: bought this fine from cas Converters and it's missing A
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  Speaker 1: seven and nine and a three.
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  Speaker 4: Let me transfer you to a consultant, existence.
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  Speaker 1: To our human after all of that, now we go
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  Speaker 1: to a human.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't like how you treated Ethan. I convinced Ethan.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't like that he was so professional.
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  Speaker 1: He was, but he had no idea. Hey, we say
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  Speaker 1: no to AI the amazing Rhianna with disturbia here on
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  Speaker 1: k for mornings. All right on the prank. Here you
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  Speaker 1: had your comments. Here we go. Must say.
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  Speaker 2: I think Ai won didn't get angry once and.
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  Speaker 1: Then when he really didn't know what you're looking for,
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  Speaker 1: put you through to human.
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  Speaker 2: That was a great prank. I'm not a fan of
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  Speaker 2: AI and music myself.
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  Speaker 1: The team, Oh, wicked. You've just proven a very very
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  Speaker 1: valuable point.
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  Speaker 5: This AI is not needs to be adjusted and needs
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  Speaker 5: to be looked at for those people that have a
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  Speaker 5: speech imperiment, because it's only for the strong. So you've
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  Speaker 5: proven a very very good point. And I hope the
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  Speaker 5: people developing these systems listened.
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  Speaker 1: Amabe. Somebody's an emergency and he has a speech.
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  Speaker 5: Impairment and the only thing he can answer is AI.
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  Speaker 1: By the time I put you to a human, he
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  Speaker 1: is dead.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, not to your prank solving major problem? Sure we
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  Speaker 2: want to talk to human beings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I just take it day by day, trying
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  Speaker 1: to save the world one issue at times. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: the truth, you know what I'm saying. But what are
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  Speaker 1: you thinking?
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  Speaker 2: Legacy work here, culture shifting work.
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  Speaker 1: No, But like in all seriousness, it's the power of
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  Speaker 1: the brank. I just yeah, I thought, like, what voice?
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  Speaker 1: How do I how do I really stress TESTE this thing?
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  Speaker 3: You know,