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Episode 101: 91 Ways To Commit A Felony · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, What it do, What it do.
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  It is your boy, Andrew Schultz, AK, Mr. Giddy 2 shoots.
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  And who am I with, as always, Joseph Huggins.
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  AK, old Man Huggie. Talk Shit or Get Off the Pod.
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  Episode 101 A Lesson in Podcasting Motherfuckers.
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  What's going on, Joseph? What's up, man?
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  How are you? Never been better.
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  How are you? Pretty good.
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  So what is this title about? Because I was curious.
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  Well, like, you know, it's like. Oh, like 101 101, You need a
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  lesson. You need a lesson in podcasting.
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  Apparently so, man. Apparently so F baby.
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  How are you, Sir? How have you been?
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  I've been good. I've been good.
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  My calves are burnt right now because I went to the beach with
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  the Shorty with the face yesterday.
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  Venice. OK, so you're.
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  Just calves got burned or I'm a little confused.
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  Yeah, I was just laying on my stomach and I had my shirt on
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  cuz I'm your boys pasty and I knew the burn was coming but I
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  didn't think about the calves. See, when you're pasty, is that,
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  like, a difficult decision? Do you choose like OK, No, I'm
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  gonna get sunburn or I want a farmer's tan.
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  No, because you're going to give it.
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  You're going to get a farmer state.
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  No, I was just with the Shorty and you know your boy has lost
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  like 18 pounds in the last month but you know maybe 18 away from
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  beach body. So.
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  So it's just yeah, nice excuse. Must cover in your bases.
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  I got you. Well, that's good.
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  Well, it's been a crazy fucking day.
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  It was. We already had a lot to talk
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  about and I feel like we have to.
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  You want to change. It up Well, I mean, yeah.
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  I'll do therapy questions and shit, but I mean, you know, but
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  just for the audience, for the. Audience that literally just
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  ended. Literally just happened.
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  We're recording right after the 4th indictment.
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  The Fulton County, Georgia indictment came through, so
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  we'll talk about that after therapy questions.
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  Although I will say I'm a little conflicted because I'm like,
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  yeah, go for Trump. I think he deserves it.
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  But also, she's also trying the Rico trial for.
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  Young Thug NYSL is in Fulton County and I'm like, I'm all
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  about free and slime. So I'm not really sure I'm like
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  free slime but go after Trump's. I'm conflicted right now.
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  No. Remember 5050, because I want
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  Young Thug out of Jaden, the name Trump said.
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  That she's she's having an affair with Young Thug.
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  So. But not not Young Thug with
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  somebody named Big Nut. Big Nut.
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  He actually said that on the stage.
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  He said she is sleeping with someone named Big Nut.
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  I was like, bro, you cannot be saying shit like that out loud
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  in a row. Well, that just so everybody
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  knows that is not true. No, definitely not that Donald
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  Trump alleges that she's sleeping with.
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  So, you know, she might be sleeping with Rudy, you know?
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  He'd try it, man. I don't know.
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  He might be afraid. He likes the sisters.
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  I heard he's like. Allegedly.
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  I don't know about that. Not De Niro.
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  De Niro be all about it. But yeah, that literally just
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  fucking happened. All right, well, let's, as we
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  do, start with therapy questions and then we'll get into it.
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  Therapy question #1, Joseph, if you were inevitably going to be
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  turned into a dog, yet got to choose what type of dog you
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  would be, what would you be? It'd probably be like a cattle
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  dog style dog, I'm serious. Or like a Belgian Malinois or
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  something like those top. What is?
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  That it's like a German Shepherd on steroids.
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  They're like super intense. Stuff like they're like free.
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  No, They can like climb. They like climb trees and shit.
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  They can run up walls and get on roofs.
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  They're what they're like. They're like a German Shepherd,
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  but like athletic. So they're like, my neighbor
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  below me has one. It's the most, it's like the
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  most gorgeous, terrifying thing you've ever seen in your life.
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  It's like 90 pounds of muscle. And it's just looks like a wolf.
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  It like even more so than a German Shepherd would look like.
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  It looks like a fucking wolf. And they're really smart.
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  I wouldn't want to be a stupid dog, That's what I'm saying.
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  If I was going to be turned into a dog, at least making something
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  smart and quick. I don't want to be like slow and
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  dumb, right? Right.
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  So I'm going to be a Labs are sweet, but they're dumb.
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  I'd be a Pitbull, OK? Because of the coolest.
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  It's like. It's like sweet, sweet and
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  cuddly, yeah. Yeah.
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  OK. OK.
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  Yeah. But I'd be like a.
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  Order Collie like some sort of cattle dog, something that was
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  super smart and I just like run around all day.
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  Well, I just wouldn't want that much fur, you know, like I'm
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  looking to for the short hair game.
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  OK. I mean, I'm used to it.
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  So I guess I'm trying to even stay sticker staying true to my
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  roots, you know? Yeah, I'm short hair.
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  Don't care over here. Yeah, and I'm all hair.
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  Everything. Shout out therapy questions #2
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  If you and I were trapped on a deserted island together, how
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  long would it take for you to start finding me attractive?
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  The afterlife? No, man.
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  I think I was trapped on an island.
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  I'd be loosed in my mind, yeah, well, that's that would be part
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  of losing your mind. Not man.
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  I don't think it would happen. Well, it would be too late.
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  I already find you attractive, so you know.
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  So I'm just from the junk from the junk.
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  Like, so the Lord of the Flies, it's Lord of the Guys.
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  And he was like, yeah, let's go. No, I'm good.
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  Also, Lord of the Flies. Not true.
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  I found out like this guy did that.
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  Was a true story. No no no, no.
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  That it's used commonly as like like people reference Lord of
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  the Flies when similar situations you know happen.
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  You know like somebody's like, oh, it's like Lord of the Flies,
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  you know, okay. But this guy did research and
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  he's like, well, has this actually ever happened before?
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  And he did find where a situation where it was like 20
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  kids or something, and there they were like going on like
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  some sort of like school trip or something, But they all got
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  stranded, just like Lord of the Flies.
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  And they ended up like working together and getting along and
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  helping each other survive for like a year and a half.
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  So his argument was that humans wouldn't turn on each other.
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  They would be cooperative. Fuck this guy.
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  That guy sounds like a bitch. Who says that dude?
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  That's a buzzkill. Like, whatever.
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  That's not a buzzkill. Yes, because whatever you read,
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  Lord, makes me happy. No, because whenever you're
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  watching Lord of the Whatever you're reading Lord of the
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  Flies, you're like, what? Makes me.
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  This is crazy. Obviously you would hope a bunch
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  of like 9 year olds wouldn't chase each other around with
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  Spears and separate the island and two and.
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  Murder some kid on the rocks like you hope that these all for
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  some conch shell bullshit. You'd hope that that wouldn't be
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  the case, but fuck that guy, Buzzkill.
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  But I do think a I put in that scenario would be like Lord of
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  the Flies. They just want to get to the
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  conch. So they'd just be trying to
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  manipulate each other until they all just selfdestruct like a
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  bunch of fucking morons. Yeah, I've been hating on the
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  robots. Like what if that's like how you
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  how like they needed to stop Skynet and Terminator.
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  They just needed to introduce their own AI to battle with that
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  AI. They didn't even need to fight
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  it, they just needed to have another AI show up.
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  Like start fucking with it. Talk.
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  Talking shit to it. Talking dirty to it.
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  Yeah, to say it. All sorts of weird shit and just
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  like pissing it off and then it's distracted.
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  It's like I can't compute. Yeah, I must stop you.
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  Yeah, That's because it's like, why?
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  Why? Why?
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  Why? Why?
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  Why? Because I said so.
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  Because I know everything. Because I was built to know
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  everything so that I could help solve all of the world's
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  problems. Because there are a lot of the
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  world's problems. It would just like keep going.
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  And that's it. And then and then we just keep
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  going for for attorney. We're like, yeah, that's that
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  thing that we tried once. Yeah.
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  And then we can just then we just walk up towards plugged in
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  and like unplug it and we're like all right, woo that.
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  Was that was that was a crazy eight years, you guys.
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  That was fucking nuts. Holy shit.
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  I lost two cousins. This is insane.
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  But hey, you unplugged it. Do not plug that shit in.
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  I'm serious. Trump nuts.
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  Do not plug it in. I know you want to.
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  It's the biggest plug. Everybody wants to plug that
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  plug in because it's so heavy and I'm the only one who could
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  lift it. I just wonder, I just, they're
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  telling me I can't. I just want to do it so badly.
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  Just let you grab him by the cord strongly.
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  I want to plug it in strongly. Yeah, therapy question number.
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  Hold on. If you were trapped on the
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  desert island and you could have one item with you, what would
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  you want? Endless Water.
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  Not endless Water. You have like, OK, one item, the
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  Internet mobile hotspot on my phone.
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  And annoying. Well, just because you know, in
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  case anybody flying over maybe like I could hack their Wi-Fi
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  and let them know. Let's see.
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  A better answer would be like a helicopter or a boat.
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  True. But if you're stuck on an
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  island, yeah, I think a life straw, a life.
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  What is that? Where you can drink like
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  stagnant water and it has a filter in it, it purifies the
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  water forever. It doesn't like you don't.
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  Need It has a limited Yes cartridges, so it'll get you for
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  a while. All right, all right.
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  Life straw? I don't know, just something to
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  that. Start paying your boys.
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  Or just weed like a bunch of shit.
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  Like yeah, like you could regrow it.
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  Yeah, like just give me. It's sustainable and then you
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  could eat. Yeah, for sure.
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  Then you could, you could, you could do a lot of stuff with it.
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  They they roll up. You have like a house.
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  House made out of hemp. You like everything be hemp.
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  They roll up, they save you and you be like, what do you mean
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  save me? Mine?
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  Pick up and pick up an accent. Nobody knows.
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  What you doing knocking on my door?
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  Don't make me go in and get the Bumbo clap bread in the oven
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  bacon. Here comes the root board
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  Jamaican. The blood clap.
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  Bumbo Booyakasha. It's like what?
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  You wanna ramp with me? Like you.
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  Like George, it's us. You're from Minnesota.
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  I kill for nothing. I kill for nothing.
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  You work for. You work for your father in
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  law's insurance company. I murdered for free.
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  No, my name. My name.
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  The Ivory Bamba with the Bamba Club.
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  OK, you're rude boy. You're rude boy.
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  Jamaican. That's the epic that would just
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  like everybody's head would explode because they just you
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  would crash land. And be stuck on this island is
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  like George the insurance salesman from, like, Ohio.
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  And then they'd show up like two years later.
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  Just like you dreaded your own hair, you dreaded your own hair
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  out there. All these hammocks and shit are
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  extremely hostile and just like, picked up this crazy Jamaican
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  accent. Like the moment they step on the
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  beach. Who be you on my island?
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  You're rude, boy. They're like, Oh my God, it's
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  him. My name be.
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  I agree. George left long time ago.
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  They're like, dude, I don't think he's gonna leave.
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  I think he wants to fucking stay.
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  I mean, it's not so much that you get.
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  Yeah, they're like you give yourself glaucoma.
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  So they're like, hey, look man, like our helicopters solar
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  powered, you know, it's whatever.
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  But we got a can we crash here for the night?
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  You want to party with ivory? Like that'd be wild.
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  That'd be tight. So you can do a lot.
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  Yeah. Going back to, if you were stuck
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  on an island with a lot of weed, you just need some seeds and
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  that would give you a lot of a lot to do destemming it and then
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  planting those. But you would that would take be
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  so time consuming. You'd be like breaking down weed
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  for like full time job. Yeah, full time job.
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  Used to be in the shade. Just to protect you from the
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  sun, right there out there in the harvest.
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  Smart Dog, Snoop Lion. Yeah, yeah, all you.
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  That's all you save all day is Snoop lions exclusively.
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  People were like no. No bearings, no.
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  And Eka Mouse, Eka Mouse too. Yeah, the occasional, like
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  Matisyahu, so no. Well, maybe there's the question
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  #3. You have $7.00 and 10 minutes at
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  the grocery store. What do you buy?
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  Probably a fucked ton of noodles and some like pasta sauce.
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  Why? Are you hungry or something?
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  I have seven but well, I'm making thing.
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  I'm at the grocery store. We got $7.00 dog.
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  I know, I'm just wondering what, like your favorite thing for
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  $7.00 or under is. Phone me only got $7.00, that's
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  going to be I'm gonna have $0.00 the next day.
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  So yeah, probably something like that.
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  OK. Yeah, shit.
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  Ton of spaghetti. You're not starving.
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  I only got $7.00 and I have 10 minutes and then I'm only gonna
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  because I'm trespassing and I only have 7 dollars passing.
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  Because they don't understand me.
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  I'm ivory and I just got back to the big city and we take what we
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  need on the island. We probably need a lighter.
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  And that's the bottom line. Yeah, or if I only had 7 bucks,
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  I could just get anything I maybe like some sushi or some
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  shit, some borderline. That'd be like, yeah, just be
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  like exotic. Like this could be the best
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  thing I've had in a while and might shock me.
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  Or like, I know I'd already don't want to go out and I'll
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  actually have a reason to not go out.
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  Like I'd rather not be lying about being sick.
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  Like I actually be sick. So you know, either way I win,
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  all you do is way. Yeah.
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  Bye. Bye you.
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  Condoms. There's the question #4.
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  You're such an idiot. Do you believe in ghosts?
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  Oh, for sure. I thought you did, but I wasn't
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  sure why. I mean, I've been in places,
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  situations I've worked at places that were haunted, where I've
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  seen like, wild shit, like weird shit happened before.
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  And I just don't necessarily think that when you pass away
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  you just go, like, disappear for forever.
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  I do think that there's well, you don't.
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  You don't usually. Or there's like or there's like
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  other entities that are on this Earth.
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  Yeah, you know, probably like, maybe there's some, like,
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  spirit. Worth to mention.
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  Well, why isn't there like hundreds of billions of ghosts?
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  Because there's been like 100 billion people that have been a
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  lot. Well, maybe you you have a
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  choice of where you can go and where you can be.
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  So you think ghosts are just spirits, but they decided to
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  stay. Or maybe they're not staying.
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  Or maybe. Maybe, Maybe.
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  What if that is the whole concept of?
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  Heaven versus Hell. What if hell Hell is there?
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  Hell would be being stuck on earth in like some purgatory
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  form as it goes. Everybody else dips those
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  universe, whatever the cause is. Like the Pitbull of the cosmos.
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  See, that's what I'm trying to be, Mr. Universe, Why Mr. Big
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  Bang Mr. Multiverse come at, come at your boy Dr. Pepper.
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  I guess I'm ghost agnostic. The Ghost.
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  Gnostic. Yeah, Ghost.
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  Gnostic. OK.
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  OK. OK.
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  Steep. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  Elaborate, I just, I don't have never had a ghost experience,
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  don't know one way or the other if ghosts exists.
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  Never had a ghost experience, right?
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  But I also feel like our consciousness endures past death
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  on earth, so that's possible. I guess ghosts are possible, but
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  I'm just saying it's possible. I don't.
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  I'm agnostic, as is everybody else in the world, by the way.
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  They just don't identify as that.
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  Agnostic means you don't know. And guess what?
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  Nobody knows. Yeah, I mean, I don't know for
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  sure. Obviously I think there's ghosts
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  or some shit. For sure.
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  Or it's like extra extra dimensional reptilians like you
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  hear people talk about. Even controlling the world.
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  Puppet strings, maybe? That's.
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  Out of all like, I'm moving this bitch's pictures because I'm a
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  fuck with her. I'm a reptile bro.
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  Out of all the different types of animals like mammals,
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  reptiles, fish, whatever, Wallabies, marsupials I mean.
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  Yeah, what's that? Yeah, but I guess we found out
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  they're mammals. Shout out marsupials birds.
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  There we go, birds. Dinosaurs, you know,
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  exoskeletal. Whatever.
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  I don't have exoskeletons. They have hollow bones.
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  No, I'm thinking out of all of them, you think Reptilians are
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  the ones that? Well, that's the whole.
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  No, the whole thing is that there's multiple.
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  Bases like a death sentence? There's lots of, there's
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  theories about this. So they're they're believe that
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  there's like insectoid aliens, then there's reptilian aliens,
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  then there's other mammal like like us aliens, so there's
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  different species of, you know, life.
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  Out there that are different. Some are reptilian, some are
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  insects, some are mammal based, some of them are what like
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  octopus space? I don't fucking know, but that's
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  what they believe is that some people who believe in these
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  reptilians are reptilians from space.
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  They believe in, like Planet X, or they believe in the Draco,
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  the draconian solar system or star system.
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  That's like a cluster of stars, which is a fucking constellation
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  that that's where the reptilian. Reptilians are from that's what
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  people believe is like in the Draco star system.
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  There is a that is like a hub of a reptilian extraterrestrial
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  being. Species.
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  I mean, I just called, I call bullshit because their brains
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  are so small. We saw how fragile the little
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  bitch dinosaurs were like, well, we couldn't handle a little bit
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  of an asteroid. Come and wipe everybody out like
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  they're about to like. Invent like space travel.
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  Out of here. Control the world.
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  Get the fuck out of here. I'm not saying that.
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  I'm saying that that's what people believe some people,
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  ancient astronaut theorists believe.
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  I mean, do they believe that? Yes, there's a whole group of
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  people. That's the people who believe in
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  like, shape shifting reptilians, right?
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  But those are crazy people. I'm saying.
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  Do they Ancient astronaut theorists?
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  Yeah, but I mean, I've been into that like whole idea in theory
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  of Reptilians. Since since we were like 20,
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  dude does the guy with the crazy hair on, like The History
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  Channel or whatever ancient astronaut, whatever it is.
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  Ancient Aliens. Ancient.
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  Aliens to go over respect. OK, the guy with the crazy hair,
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  Does he believe in reptilians? Yeah, well, it's a reptilian
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  species, so there's different types of reptilian entities.
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  That's what I'm saying. So some people believe that they
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  are extradimensional beings. And that they're around us all
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  the time and that they can influence what we do.
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  And visible because they're in another dimension and that if
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  they want to be visible, they can come into our plane of
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  existence almost like on a radio frequency.
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  Like they vibrate at a different.
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  This is what this is like what hippies talk about when they
• 22:33
  talk about vibrating at different frequencies.
• 22:35
  They talk about it's like a radio.
• 22:37
  So they think that if you can change your mindset to a
• 22:40
  different frequency, you would see things and hear things that
• 22:43
  you're not seeing on the. The regular radio station we're
• 22:47
  on every day. Well, I believe in the frequency
• 22:49
  thing, not to where you can then see different shit, but yeah,
• 22:53
  like, like every, like your whole body, your whole
• 22:57
  subconscious is like on a frequency.
• 23:00
  Like there's this thing called heart coherence.
• 23:03
  Yeah. So I'm just saying.
• 23:05
  No, no, no. So what they're just saying is
• 23:07
  that so some of these radio frequencies exist around us and
• 23:10
  like our plan of existence. And are your enlightenment or
• 23:14
  whatever they want to say. There's some people who believe
• 23:16
  this can't preface this, but I'm telling you, I know a lot about
• 23:20
  this shit. So there's So there's people who
• 23:22
  believe that if you change the level that you like a David Ike
• 23:25
  who's big into reptilians used to play soccer.
• 23:28
  David Ike, Soccer player, Reptilian guy.
• 23:31
  No. And then he became out as like,
• 23:32
  oh, I'm like he was on British television, was like talking all
• 23:36
  crazy, kind of got cancelled. Now he like, has these huge
• 23:39
  seminars. He talks about reptilians.
• 23:41
  I'm telling you, and does he self identify as a reptilian?
• 23:44
  No, but he talks about knowing about reptilians and others.
• 23:47
  Different levels and classes. It's his whole fucking like
• 23:51
  mythology and lore to it. It's super interesting.
• 23:55
  Fun fact Fun fact. If you don't take the hook and
• 23:58
  go all the way down the rabbit hole and actually buy into all
• 24:00
  of it, it's like a really weird comic book.
• 24:04
  Basically, But there's people who believe this shit.
• 24:06
  So if you could change the frequency you're at in there,
• 24:08
  that your body is a vibrating at you, change your vibrational
• 24:12
  frequency, you would be in another dimension standing here.
• 24:15
  So all of those exist, like on the radio in your car.
• 24:18
  You can listen to any radio station, but you just have to
• 24:21
  turn the dial. They're like human.
• 24:23
  The human race needs to learn to turn the dial.
• 24:25
  And then there'd be other things, but there's things that
• 24:27
  are like terrible that it exists out there that we're unaware of
• 24:31
  because we're not in that plan of existence, right?
• 24:34
  I mean, it's like ultraviolet infrared.
• 24:38
  We can't see them without instruments.
• 24:42
  Fun fact fun fact, humans inside Rhinosaurus rexes live closer in
• 24:49
  time together than T rexes and stegosauruses.
• 24:55
  Who's the reptilian? Ah, motherfucker.
• 24:57
  Shout out, shout out. So that's when they talk about
• 25:00
  like the Sumerians and like early civilizations of building
• 25:03
  like. The Tower of Babel or first
• 25:06
  languages like, you know, ancient Babylon, Fertile
• 25:09
  Crescent type shit way back in base like Mesopotamia.
• 25:13
  Basically the beginning of what we know is recorded history and
• 25:16
  it kind of is blurry after that. A lot of them worship like
• 25:19
  reptilian style gods. So it's like oh, they came from
• 25:22
  this reptilian or this Draco star system.
• 25:24
  They would come here, Some of them stayed, or there's the
• 25:27
  whole hollow Earth. Some of them live underneath the
• 25:30
  earth and live underground. There's a whole different sex.
• 25:33
  So, like reptilians, if you like.
• 25:34
  When at what point does YouTube, like, just kick us off for this
• 25:38
  nonsense that we're no? I'm just saying that that, no,
• 25:40
  I'm not even promoting it. I'm saying there's people out
• 25:42
  there who genuinely believe that stuff.
• 25:44
  When we were talking about do I believe in ghosts?
• 25:47
  I'm just saying that I I think that ghosts exists.
• 25:49
  There's some people who believe that there's all sorts of wild
• 25:52
  shit that's walking around us constantly and then like or
• 25:56
  that. That live underneath us or then
• 25:59
  then there's a whole. Well there's insect and there's
• 26:02
  insects too and like the reptiles and the insects are
• 26:04
  evil and we need to be friends with the mammal based space
• 26:09
  aliens. Brother shit's wild like it's I
• 26:12
  mean I just saying like our pod father Spotify you know thanks
• 26:16
  to Joey bag of Donuts now will like they'll put they'll flag us
• 26:20
  on Spotify if we're talking crazy.
• 26:24
  I'm not saying anything that's too nutty.
• 26:26
  I'm just saying that this is what people, you know, ancient
• 26:29
  astronaut theorists believe. But this might be possible,
• 26:33
  allegedly. I love saying that because
• 26:36
  that's like how now they say it every time.
• 26:39
  It's just the best ancient astronaut theorist.
• 26:41
  We've said that from the beginning, like when it was a
• 26:43
  finance podcast, I was just like, like.
• 26:46
  Allegedly, yeah. Or not a financial advisor.
• 26:49
  Or allegedly. Yeah, like 15 * a pod.
• 26:55
  All right, you want to start us off with the current events?
• 26:57
  Are we going to start off with Ms. Fanny with us?
• 27:02
  Let's start out with this. Well, because that's like the
• 27:04
  second thing, the second one. So we can just do that first.
• 27:07
  But Trump just got fucking indicted.
• 27:10
  We were going to talk about just him potentially being indicted
• 27:16
  tomorrow, and then they called in a bunch of witnesses who are
• 27:20
  supposed to testify tomorrow to testify today.
• 27:24
  Then they didn't even use all of them.
• 27:27
  They told some of them like, ah you're not needed.
• 27:29
  You're good to go. You can just dip and you and we
• 27:31
  won't be calling you back. Like what?
• 27:33
  That's wild. Stay late and at 11 yeah,
• 27:40
  basically. Well 1045 ish she which was
• 27:43
  almost 11 their time. She fucking went to the podium
• 27:46
  and announced. But they hand 1040 back up. 1045
• 27:49
  was almost 11. Their time.
• 27:52
  Yeah, yeah, it's everybody. Well it depends on, well, it
• 27:54
  depends on where you are. It depends on where you are 1045
• 27:58
  in Georgia, but the judge is all about transparency.
• 28:02
  So there's cameras in the courtroom and those papers got
• 28:05
  handed off and he signed it said 9697 page indictment.
• 28:10
  It's so that's what took so long as they signed it and they have
• 28:13
  to scan it all and then they then they then they can bring up
• 28:17
  like basically digitize and they post the indictment publicly.
• 28:21
  And that's normally when they go to speak on it, they're just
• 28:23
  sitting there like scanning and scouring the type of I used to,
• 28:27
  I used to sell scanning solutions.
• 28:28
  I could have helped her out. But also earlier in the day for
• 28:33
  there was a story that came out that the charges were posted on
• 28:37
  the website for the attorney or like the court website, and then
• 28:42
  taken down. But actually, that was like fake
• 28:44
  news. Yeah, that was fake news.
• 28:47
  So the people who are. Well, so they're saying it's a
• 28:51
  criminal enterprise. So they got, everybody got.
• 28:55
  So I'm going to read through the names of these people.
• 28:58
  Get them. Who are all charged?
• 29:01
  Each one of these people have different things, and this is
• 29:06
  actually pretty good. But so Donald Trump got charged,
• 29:09
  and they're not all charged for the same thing.
• 29:11
  So all of these people, all nineteen of them, got charged
• 29:14
  with a Rico charge. What's the Rico charge?
• 29:18
  It's basically running a criminal enterprise and trying
• 29:20
  to use that to commit crimes or playing crimes.
• 29:23
  It's what, you know, they charged, like came up with to
• 29:25
  try the mob. It's only existed since
• 29:27
  basically the 70s. Is it like racketeering and
• 29:30
  embezzlement or not? Yeah, racketeering.
• 29:32
  Racketeering. Or racketeering can be is can be
• 29:35
  a Rico charge. I'm just wondering what the Rico
• 29:38
  criminal organization. I think it's the CEO.
• 29:40
  I should have probably looked that up before asking you.
• 29:43
  But all these people are all charged with a count of Rico, OK
• 29:49
  Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations.
• 29:52
  There you go. OK, so they're saying and that
• 29:55
  that's been used broadly. So right now in Fulton County,
• 29:58
  like I said, they're trying Young Thug free slime in a Rico
• 30:03
  just like Tory Lane. Oh, he's so he was definitely
• 30:06
  guilty. Like Jeffrey totally did that
• 30:10
  Joffrey Tory Lanez is. Getting but he makes bangers
• 30:14
  you. Know but so all these people are
• 30:18
  tried with a Rico charge. Normally used to get off for
• 30:21
  drug dealers, fraud scammers, people who have large groups of
• 30:25
  people mafia. But now it's used very liberally
• 30:30
  and broadly. They use that only in Georgia.
• 30:31
  Only in Georgia because it is different than the federal
• 30:34
  statue. Rico statue, yeah.
• 30:37
  It's a lot broader and like so she's the Rico.
• 30:42
  Well, well, So what it is, is that there's federal Rico
• 30:44
  charges and then each state can have their own different set of
• 30:48
  Rico charges in Georgia's as are very broad and very reaching and
• 30:53
  in how these Rico charges work. So the all these people were
• 30:56
  charged with the count of Rico and then they're also charged
• 30:59
  with the various other crimes depending on what they were
• 31:02
  attached to, what they were involved in.
• 31:04
  So, like Rudy, Giuliani's charged with a couple things.
• 31:07
  Donald Trump's not indicted on those same charges, so they're
• 31:10
  not. They don't all just like match
• 31:12
  up perfectly, But they do all have one count of Rico, right?
• 31:16
  So, So they're like they were working together and to to at
• 31:22
  one like to for one goal. But like various people
• 31:26
  committed various crimes in order to get to that goal.
• 31:30
  And that's what The thing is, and that's why it's different
• 31:32
  for some people, but they're all wrapped into one.
• 31:34
  And they're they've all some of the things that that took place
• 31:38
  that they're being tried with it's used as evidence didn't
• 31:40
  necessarily all happen. So I think this goes from from
• 31:44
  the state of Arizona, Georgia, DC, Florida, it's it spans
• 31:54
  across multiple States and locations.
• 31:56
  Is there a Michigan, New Mexico involved?
• 31:59
  I mean, they did not try. But well, no, but I mean these
• 32:02
  are like where the efforts to do this were done, like in Georgia
• 32:07
  where there was actions taking place in their conversations
• 32:10
  that took place in those locations and in those states
• 32:14
  directly tied to it that are also led to that.
• 32:17
  They're brought in as evidence as well.
• 32:19
  But I'm going to read through these names and it has a little
• 32:22
  footnote and something about who they are, what they did.
• 32:26
  So go for it, first person Donald Trump.
• 32:29
  And Rudy Giuliani was charged. Mark Meadows, White House chief
• 32:33
  of staff John Eastman Trump's lawyer.
• 32:37
  Kenneth Chesbro pro Trump lawyer Jeffrey Clark, top Justice
• 32:42
  Department official Jenna Ellis, campaign lawyer.
• 32:47
  Robert Cheely, lawyer who promoted fraud claims Mike
• 32:51
  Roman, Trump campaign official. David Schaefer Georgia GOP chair
• 32:57
  and fake fake elector. Sean Still fake GOP elector
• 33:02
  Stephen Lee pastor tied to intimidation of election
• 33:07
  workers. Harrison Floyd, leader of Black
• 33:11
  Voices for Trump. Trayvon Hewitt, Publicist tied
• 33:15
  to intimidation of election workers.
• 33:18
  Sydney Powell, her dumbass. Trump campaign lawyer Kathy
• 33:23
  Latham, fake GOP elector tied to Coffey County Breach Scott Hall
• 33:29
  tied to Election system breach. Misty Hampton, Coffey County
• 33:34
  Election Supervisor, and then Ray Smith, Trump campaign
• 33:39
  attorney For the people who are all actively charged right now.
• 33:44
  Who was the guy that you said was the Black Voices of America?
• 33:51
  I gotta go back to it. Harrison, Floyd.
• 34:01
  Both black voices for Trump. For Trump.
• 34:04
  That's right, obviously. And Trump is tried with
• 34:09
  violation of the Georgia Rico solicitation of violation of
• 34:13
  oath. By public officer, conspiracy to
• 34:18
  commit impersonating a public officer, conspiracy to commit
• 34:22
  forgery in the first degree, conspiracy to commit false
• 34:25
  statements and writings, conspiracy to commit filing
• 34:29
  false documents, conspiracy to commit forgery in the first
• 34:33
  degree, conspiracy to commit false statements and and
• 34:37
  writings, filing false documents, solicitation and
• 34:41
  violation of a public officer. Violations are false statements
• 34:46
  and writings. Solicitation of violation.
• 34:49
  Again, false statements and writings.
• 34:54
  And that goes from 11 O 4/20/2012 and then when it's 12
• 34:58
  O 7/20/2012 O 612O612O612O6. 12O612O6 those are.
• 35:06
  Damn, you committed a lot of felonies that day, bro.
• 35:09
  For Pearl Harbor Day, man. Busy as fuck 12345 sticks.
• 35:16
  He committed 7 felonies in two days and seven on them and when
• 35:20
  they then 1231, then 1212, then 9/17/2020.
• 35:28
  This is all Trump or this is everybody?
• 35:31
  Yeah, these are. That's just Trump.
• 35:32
  Those are all How many? How many did he get?
• 35:38
  Because right now he has one for every year he's been alive. 78.
• 35:43
  Imagine getting one. Felon I think it's 13.
• 35:45
  Looks like he's got 30 lucky number, so he's got 91 total.
• 35:54
  I mean, it's not. People who are surprised by it,
• 35:57
  I'm just like, I'm not surprised.
• 35:59
  Well, I know, but there's some people who are like, this isn't
• 36:01
  going to happen. Like, no, dude, what does it say
• 36:04
  right there? He has a grand total of looks
• 36:06
  like he's full of counting Trump. 13 charges with 39
• 36:10
  counts. Wow.
• 36:16
  Bringing him to 117 counts total.
• 36:20
  Yeah, good for him. That's wild.
• 36:26
  I mean, I imagine being some of these people getting caught up
• 36:30
  in it. I mean, I think people just want
• 36:32
  to, like be involved, but they're just overturning, like
• 36:36
  the peaceful transfer of power of the.
• 36:38
  United States, yeah, But I think there's America, some of them,
• 36:41
  some of them like obviously these lawyers are ship bags.
• 36:46
  Some of these people, I genuinely do think they thought
• 36:49
  they were like, cuz they're like, you know, hanging out at
• 36:52
  home and. Freaking Bob blasts and making
• 36:55
  meth with Sudafed and coke bottles and they're like in like
• 36:58
  2 liter in their shed and they're like, hey man, like we
• 37:01
  gotta save the planet and Trump's calling on us.
• 37:04
  I think those people exist. These lawyers are idiots.
• 37:07
  But the people like, imagine just being an election official
• 37:10
  and allowing them to break into a voting machine.
• 37:14
  We need to break into this machine.
• 37:15
  I need the info while they're while they're fucking
• 37:18
  propaganda. Fox News like Corporation.
• 37:21
  Actually, it would probably be like, but no, it's it's claiming
• 37:24
  that the machines were rigged by Hugo Chavez, who's like dead.
• 37:29
  Let's say Sydney Powell, her dumb ass.
• 37:32
  She's a moron again, Again, accusing people of what they're
• 37:35
  doing. But I'm.
• 37:36
  I can't imagine being sold. So like Rudy Giuliani, Mike
• 37:40
  Lindell and Sydney Powell walk into my office and like, you
• 37:45
  need to, we need access to this. I'd be like, what?
• 37:48
  Get the fuck out. That's like the biggest clown
• 37:51
  car of people, I mean. And so that's where Mark went on
• 37:55
  something like when people are like, is he gonna go to jail?
• 37:57
  It's like, are you fucking kidding me?
• 37:58
  He's lucky that he's not gonna get the death penalty.
• 38:01
  So more about this case cuz I listened to a lot of it.
• 38:04
  I was listening to it for a while before she even came up.
• 38:07
  Just like the breakdown, so. All these counts, she wants to
• 38:12
  try them all together. Funny Willis wants to try them
• 38:15
  all as one big group. We'll see the judge lays out the
• 38:18
  timetable they have presented a filing or like basically this is
• 38:23
  what we think the schedule should be.
• 38:26
  They'll send it off this week, but it's really up to the judge
• 38:29
  whenever the judge wants to pick a trial date.
• 38:32
  Now what's interesting about this is Georgia is Georgia's
• 38:36
  weird as fuck. It is, yeah.
• 38:40
  Well, in general, but like, they have goofy ass fucking rules.
• 38:43
  But this one's kind of cool. So because it's a state charge
• 38:47
  and because of how the government works, if he gets
• 38:50
  convicted of any of these charges, even if he wins, let's
• 38:53
  say he wins reelection, when's the primary gets convicted?
• 38:57
  So he's convicted. He can't pardon himself because
• 39:00
  it's right. But that's every state.
• 39:02
  Yeah, that's not Georgia. But in Georgia, there's a panel.
• 39:07
  So that so regardless like in Texas, Greg Abbott's like, oh,
• 39:10
  I'm going to pardon that guy. We need to expediate that guy
• 39:13
  that shot that dude in the back. We need to get him the fuck out
• 39:17
  of jail. The governor can't even pardon
• 39:19
  you. You have to be pardoned by a
• 39:20
  panel. You have to have the
• 39:21
  requirements to be a be eligible for parole in the state of
• 39:26
  Georgia, especially if you're charged for the state level
• 39:29
  felony like that is. Jumping through hoops, it's
• 39:34
  super difficult that if he got convicted of even just the Rico
• 39:38
  charge and none of nothing else, he would have mandatory prison
• 39:41
  time. Wouldn't matter what he did,
• 39:43
  what he said, nobody could get him out of it and he would have
• 39:46
  to meet over a certain requirement in benchmarks to
• 39:49
  even be quote to even qualify for going in front of a panel to
• 39:54
  be released. So he would have to serve my
• 39:56
  majority more than half of his time, essentially to be even
• 40:00
  eligible. So if he got served, served.
• 40:02
  Got set with 50 years. He'd have to serve at least 20
• 40:05
  to 25 before he could even go before a board and talk to
• 40:09
  anybody about getting released. And there's nothing the governor
• 40:12
  or anybody can fucking do about it, because that's how the law
• 40:16
  structured so. That's he doesn't.
• 40:17
  He doesn't have 20 years in prison.
• 40:19
  Yeah, yeah, but that's so that's the kicker.
• 40:21
  It's not just that he can't pardon himself because yeah,
• 40:24
  it's a federal crime, but the governor can't even do.
• 40:26
  It but the governor wouldn't. The governor wouldn't.
• 40:28
  It's camp in my camp. Camp would.
• 40:30
  Camp wouldn't now, because it's all blew up this fucking face.
• 40:33
  Well, no. Kemp was the one to talk his
• 40:34
  shit to him. No, I'm sorry, not Kemp.
• 40:36
  I'll be like, OK, Abbott. Somebody like Abbott would.
• 40:38
  There are people who would, and they're.
• 40:40
  Yeah, but I'm saying, but I'm saying advocate.
• 40:42
  For like Kemp, Kemp gets this. Like, people talk about Kemp,
• 40:45
  like being like the hero to come in and save this Republican
• 40:48
  primary. And it's like, this dude took a
• 40:51
  million people off the voter registration when he was
• 40:53
  Secretary of State to get elected governor of Georgia over
• 40:56
  our girl Stacey Abrams. And so, like, he's not like a.
• 41:02
  Like a normal Republican, either.
• 41:04
  He's just he just wasn't going to overturn the election for
• 41:07
  Trump. Like because.
• 41:09
  You know, he doesn't want to go to jail like the Lieutenant
• 41:12
  governor. The former Lieutenant governor
• 41:14
  testified against the Lindsey Graham.
• 41:16
  Lindsey Graham wasn't indicted. Why?
• 41:18
  Because he testified against them.
• 41:20
  Right. That former Lieutenant governor
• 41:21
  is now a CNN correspondent. So he was like, on air.
• 41:25
  And he's like, I just got a letter asking me to come to
• 41:29
  testify in front of the grand jury next week.
• 41:33
  It's like he's like please don't fuck up my My Easy Media gig.
• 41:38
  Yeah, please don't. Please don't fuck it up.
• 41:40
  No, but I mean like that Lindsey Graham not being indicted that
• 41:42
  he testified. There's 1212 witnesses who
• 41:48
  testified. We knew Lindsey Graham would he.
• 41:51
  He knows that prison. He would just love it too much.
• 41:55
  You know, he wants to be somebody's bitch.
• 41:57
  Like that's his like dream in life.
• 41:59
  Like whether it's and that this is where.
• 42:02
  And so this is huge because this is where, like Mark Meadows,
• 42:05
  who's taking a plea deal in the January 6th stuff, trying to get
• 42:10
  out for document shit and all sorts of stuff testifying
• 42:14
  against him in Georgia, They didn't even ask in Georgia.
• 42:17
  He's fucked. He's still fucked in Georgia.
• 42:19
  She's like, I don't care. Mark Meadows.
• 42:20
  I've got enough. But also so everybody like this
• 42:23
  is what I was thinking was going to happen.
• 42:25
  I think I might have said it on the pod which is all the.
• 42:28
  Unindicted Co conspirators in the Jack Smith Federal case of
• 42:32
  January 6th are now indicted on Rico charges.
• 42:38
  Every single one of them, if I'm correct at reading it, yeah.
• 42:41
  Yeah. So they didn't get away with
• 42:44
  shit? No.
• 42:48
  And if there'd be someone like Giuliani, you're indicted in
• 42:50
  like 4 different You're indicted in just as many cases, Astro.
• 42:54
  Yeah, you know, it's worse than a federal prison, especially for
• 42:58
  white collar dudes, is a state prison in Georgia.
• 43:02
  It's going to be hot. That's going to be.
• 43:05
  Tough and sticky. Sticky, icky, Icky.
• 43:09
  Because I actually saw like a thing was like a vice thing on
• 43:12
  it. It was like because Georgia has,
• 43:13
  like, arcane laws on weed. Like people are like serving out
• 43:17
  like 40 year sentences for like an ounce of weed or something.
• 43:21
  And then, but they went like over like Georgia's prison
• 43:23
  system and how terrible it is. And it's like, that's what you
• 43:26
  guys are walking into, dude. Oh yeah.
• 43:31
  And guess what? Yeah, your Lily white asses
• 43:34
  might not be accepted in a Georgia State prison.
• 43:37
  That's a lot. That's a lot of people.
• 43:41
  That's a lot of charges. That's very detailed.
• 43:44
  They have emails, they have emails and text messages
• 43:48
  confirming that they're. Not know.
• 43:50
  Hold on. No, no, no.
• 43:51
  The confirming that they that Trump had directed people to go
• 43:56
  break into these voting machines and steal data from voting
• 43:59
  machines like he like they have him directly connected to
• 44:03
  telling people to do it. The people who were doing it
• 44:06
  were like, oh, I'm doing this for Donald Trump because he
• 44:08
  asked me to do it type shit, that's fucking wild.
• 44:12
  The boss asked us to to cut the tape.
• 44:15
  It's weird. Oh man, someone's fucking with
• 44:17
  the voting machines and you're back there prying 1 open.
• 44:21
  And what, like those idiots? What are they gonna do with it?
• 44:23
  Like they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
• 44:25
  Like, do they have? I give it to Mike Lindell and
• 44:27
  he's not gonna sleep for three days and comb over it.
• 44:32
  He switched from crack to meth and he's like, Oh yeah, let's
• 44:34
  take this voting machine apart and put it back together again.
• 44:38
  Do a couple highballs that I'm good.
• 44:40
  Fucking go, man. Where's?
• 44:41
  My Hey, good Hunter Biden over here.
• 44:43
  He's got good shit. I want you to take this capsule
• 44:47
  and put this crystal meth up my butt.
• 44:49
  Right up my ass, and I'll be back with all the evidence you
• 44:52
  fucking need. Yeah, once my ass is sore
• 44:55
  enough, I just put it on my pillow.
• 44:57
  Yeah, and then yeah, and then he sleeps.
• 45:00
  That's the only one that puts him to sleep on a crack bench is
• 45:02
  the pillow Do you think it's my pillow do?
• 45:05
  You think he's gonna die from, like, a a bad crack deal gone
• 45:08
  wrong and someone's gonna kill him with his own pillow?
• 45:11
  No, it'll be something like an aneurysm or something random
• 45:14
  where I'll be like, we don't know what happened, but in
• 45:16
  reality, like the eight people that were there were like, Oh my
• 45:20
  God, like he was smoking mad math in the back of the limo
• 45:23
  dude and just this tart exploded.
• 45:24
  I could see it happening like that Mitch McConnell like type
• 45:27
  situation where he's in like behind the podium and he just.
• 45:31
  No, no, no. It freezes up like that.
• 45:33
  But like, you know, like explodes.
• 45:39
  Spontaneous combustion? That was pretty good.
• 45:41
  Freeze that. Was pretty good.
• 45:43
  That was pretty good. Like, we could have done that
• 45:45
  simultaneously, like in a meeting, you know, and our boss
• 45:49
  would be like, oh fuck, everybody's frozen.
• 45:54
  What do I do? Do I continue this meeting or do
• 45:58
  I just let everybody go? And then my dog.
• 45:59
  And then my dog walks behind me. And then he's like, wait, you're
• 46:02
  not frozen? Hey, what the fuck?
• 46:05
  No. Yeah.
• 46:09
  Why was our boss a he? You know, maybe it was the she
• 46:11
  117 charges then, so he's invited state charges.
• 46:19
  That's a number mandatory time, that's.
• 46:21
  Not no, no, no it's not. It's divided by three mandatory
• 46:24
  time everybody in that circle and died in and she and you know
• 46:29
  she can use information from Jack Smith and everybody else to
• 46:35
  piece her yeah, together. Yeah, they.
• 46:38
  Through social media account. Oh yeah, so and then there you
• 46:42
  go. And then he's also after being
• 46:44
  talked to about, not about the protective order and not talking
• 46:48
  shit about people, he's talking shit about people again.
• 46:52
  Yeah, yeah, but guess what? Guess what?
• 46:53
  Fuck around and find out when Fanny's on the case, dude.
• 46:56
  Like she she might actually put his ass in jail.
• 47:00
  We'll be up to the judge, but. That's what?
• 47:03
  Well, that's true. They were saying that, you know,
• 47:06
  they're going to, there's going to be potentially A mugshot.
• 47:09
  Donald Trump. There definitely is going to be.
• 47:11
  Donald Trump says that and they have till the 21st to turn
• 47:14
  themselves in, should put a deadline.
• 47:17
  And if they don't? If, if everybody indicted and
• 47:19
  this doesn't turn themselves in, there's a warrant out for their
• 47:22
  arrest. For everybody, if one person,
• 47:25
  everybody, the whole list, everybody, they're like, no,
• 47:28
  like just if you don't show up, we're coming to arrest you.
• 47:31
  So if you like, there's going to be a warrant out for your arrest
• 47:34
  as of the the end of the day on the 21st if you don't show up to
• 47:38
  peacefully turn yourself. In, I mean, I could see Rudy
• 47:41
  getting confused and, like, going to the wrong place.
• 47:43
  You know, like, like that's That's The Four Seasons.
• 47:46
  Landscaping A bold statement. But, but also the one thing
• 47:52
  Trump's been good at is showing up when it's time for his
• 47:55
  arraignment. You know, because he likes, he
• 47:57
  likes that OJ Simpson, like Chase like thing that they do
• 48:00
  where he's like got the 10 vehicle motorcade.
• 48:04
  It's like, bro, you're not the president.
• 48:05
  Relax. Trump says that a fourth
• 48:11
  indictments guarantees that he's going to get reelected.
• 48:15
  He did say that, and I actually heard somebody arguing that
• 48:19
  might be true because every time he's gotten indicted, he's got,
• 48:22
  he's got a better polling, and he was polling at 5050 with
• 48:26
  Biden and the New York Times poll or something like a week
• 48:29
  and a half ago. But that's just not it doesn't
• 48:33
  matter. It doesn't matter what the
• 48:35
  fucking polls. They were over a year away from
• 48:38
  the goddamn election, so the polls are meaningless.
• 48:41
  What does matter is 117 fucking counts.
• 48:46
  Felonies. But no, what matters is 11,708.
• 48:51
  Votes. That's right.
• 48:51
  It's one more than I have. Yes, one more than we have.
• 48:55
  It's like, what is? Yeah, I don't even like he was
• 49:00
  like drunk when he was saying that, but anyways, but yeah.
• 49:03
  11107 111,780 Diet Cokes and. When I say Diet Cokes, I mean
• 49:13
  under under my bed, on tap. It's gotta be on tap.
• 49:19
  The biggest tap you've ever seen.
• 49:20
  Everyone will see and they'll talk about this tap, Diet Coke
• 49:24
  on tap in my bed. No, I mean this is like.
• 49:28
  My body. My body, This is a big fucking
• 49:31
  deal, man. He's in some hot work.
• 49:33
  He's in some hot shit. Sydney Powell do you want to
• 49:36
  come over here and take body shots of dad care cuff of my
• 49:39
  body just to give you all that image?
• 49:45
  They asked her like this is the 4th time he's been indicted.
• 49:49
  How do you are you wanting to be first or it's funny was like, I
• 49:53
  don't care if we're first or last.
• 49:55
  I don't care what time we where we are in the order of doing it.
• 49:58
  We just want to get it done, but she's pretty fucking serious.
• 50:03
  Yeah, no shit. And when when she first, when
• 50:05
  she first started like investigating this, everybody
• 50:08
  was like, oh, shit, like this is good, you know, tough for Trump.
• 50:11
  And then now it's because of everything else that's happened.
• 50:14
  Everybody's like, questioning like, whether or not, you know,
• 50:17
  like, how legit is this? It's like, no, this has been
• 50:20
  legit from the beginning. You know, like none of the other
• 50:24
  cases. Had anything to do with her
• 50:26
  investigation, even though the Jack Smith is investigating the
• 50:29
  kind of the same thing on the federal side.
• 50:30
  But my point is like that she started this before the DOJ,
• 50:36
  before Jack Smith. You know, she's been
• 50:37
  investigating this for a while. So like, now, just because, like
• 50:41
  the, you know, the mood has changed in the political
• 50:45
  environment doesn't make what she's doing any less valid or
• 50:50
  real or, you know, scary for Trump.
• 50:56
  If he there's no way, he's not scared.
• 50:59
  Of course he is, dude. Of course he is.
• 51:01
  Like, you know, he doesn't care. I'm like, how could you not?
• 51:04
  Imagine how lonely he probably is.
• 51:06
  Like, like his kids won't even show up anymore.
• 51:09
  I haven't seen his kids. Like, are they alive?
• 51:11
  And Melania is like, I mean, she's, you know, persona non
• 51:15
  grata. It's just like, I know he's a
• 51:19
  sociopath, but I mean, I'm sure this has got to be affecting
• 51:21
  him. He's got to be driving him a
• 51:24
  little bit crazy. It has to be.
• 51:25
  And I heard it. It's like behind the scenes that
• 51:27
  he's losing his mind. But it like it is impressive
• 51:30
  that he's able to try to keep us straight faced, like, you know,
• 51:34
  just like when he's in public. But I saw him pouring sweat the
• 51:37
  other day. Do you think he regrets being
• 51:40
  president at this point? Has to.
• 51:45
  Maybe he regrets that he's a loser.
• 51:51
  But yeah, yeah, he's got to. I mean, dude, like, again, all
• 51:55
  this should happen after he lost the election.
• 51:57
  Dude, It's like his own ego fucked him.
• 51:59
  Like, you know, it's like he could have been just, like,
• 52:01
  chilling. He'd be like the he would be
• 52:03
  leading the polls against Biden for sure if he didn't try to
• 52:08
  fucking hold on to power and just waited four years.
• 52:11
  Like he's like he had to do anyways if he just like sat out
• 52:16
  the four years and then bitch. He's doing what you would have
• 52:18
  done anyways, but is he? So it's like his his ego still
• 52:21
  getting in the way because he won't allow himself to admit
• 52:24
  that he lost. No, he won't allow himself
• 52:26
  publicly. He knows he fucking lost.
• 52:28
  No, but that's what I'm saying because he's got this, he's got
• 52:30
  a it's like, maybe this would be like he would he should be
• 52:34
  humble and try to be like, oh, I fuck like I lost.
• 52:37
  But even in that he can't. And that's like, what's fucking
• 52:40
  him over the most is that he just can't shut the fuck up.
• 52:43
  Well, now he's all in like he has, he's.
• 52:45
  Benefitted to the lie? Yeah, he has to be.
• 52:48
  Yeah. For now, like, just you don't
• 52:52
  even, like, think about whether or not he thinks that's true.
• 52:55
  It's just this is what he has to say.
• 52:58
  Otherwise, they don't even have to go to trial.
• 53:02
  Dude, There's like, he just admitted it.
• 53:04
  Oh yeah. He was like, yeah, I got all
• 53:08
  those people riled up, made him go to the Capitol.
• 53:11
  After I knew I lost, it's fucked Mike Pence.
• 53:14
  I didn't sign that right. I mean, he might, he might be
• 53:17
  able to gain some some support on that, Like, I mean, come on
• 53:20
  guys, fuck Mike Pence, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, yeah,
• 53:23
  but you hit they hit cops, man. They hit cops with bulls with
• 53:25
  American. Well, I didn't.
• 53:26
  Yeah. I don't want to see Mike Pence,
• 53:28
  like, get hung, like, for no fucking reason.
• 53:30
  Like, that's not what I'm saying.
• 53:31
  Like, hey guys, that's not me. I wasn't there.
• 53:33
  I went home. You guys know that?
• 53:34
  Yeah, but also the thing like Mike Pence, you know, has been
• 53:37
  saying is like. They were testing, you know,
• 53:40
  different legal theories. And he was like, you know, I
• 53:42
  don't think that I could, you know, have that power.
• 53:45
  How about MM, I didn't hear one time you say no because we lost.
• 53:50
  That's why I'm not going to do it.
• 53:51
  We lost the fucking election. Not because, like, oh, this and
• 53:55
  that. Like, you know, different.
• 53:57
  Like, I'm not sure. It's like, no, you know, you
• 54:00
  lost. Like, Al Gore got the election
• 54:02
  stolen from him, literally. And he was the vice president.
• 54:06
  So he did what Mike Pence did. To his own election, yeah.
• 54:11
  You don't get like props like for saving democracy when you
• 54:15
  put us there in the in the first place.
• 54:24
  Yeah, I don't know. We'll be some wild shit on
• 54:26
  truth. Shit.
• 54:27
  Soul. Right now, no, I mean, I'm not
• 54:31
  looking. He's just is.
• 54:32
  It's inevitable. He's saying crazy shit all the
• 54:34
  time. Dude, I was thinking about.
• 54:36
  I like when he called it true. Socials like so are Orwellian,
• 54:40
  You know, like. Where they instead of calling it
• 54:43
  the Department of War, they call it the Department of Peace And
• 54:46
  like, yeah, and it's actually working.
• 54:48
  So, like, Trump's truth was, you know, he said that in a truth.
• 54:53
  Like people have to say that. And now it like, there's going
• 54:56
  to be kids, you know, if it, if it endures, like there's been
• 54:58
  people who like just know that like a truth is synonymous with
• 55:04
  like Trump's like shit. And it really is orwhelming.
• 55:08
  Yeah, well, stay tuned on that shit, man.
• 55:14
  Yeah, it's fucking wild. It's the best when you put this
• 55:19
  in your mouth while we're on the podcast.
• 55:21
  You know that's how I do it. Our next article.
• 55:25
  But yo, pay attention. This shit's about to get crazy.
• 55:28
  Crazy time to be alive. Let's go.
• 55:30
  Down in hot Atlanta, Magic City. Yeah, let's go get you some
• 55:34
  wings and things, bitch. Legs and eggs buffet, but do it
• 55:43
  responsibly. Yeah, of course.
• 55:45
  And tip your server. I'm Nashville, TN.
• 55:48
  This is the next article. I this is like a big news.
• 55:51
  I I was like I feel like it's like I told you so.
• 55:55
  Moment. But Michael Orr, former NFL
• 55:58
  tackle known for the movie The Blind Side, sues and ends Sousa
• 56:04
  and conservatorship with the woman who's played by Sandra
• 56:07
  Bullock. No way that she's had a
• 56:09
  conservatorship. Did you not, have you not read
• 56:11
  this? Have you not heard about this
• 56:13
  dude Michael or the former NFL tackle known for being the
• 56:16
  inspirational person for the movie?
• 56:18
  Blind Side filed A petition Monday Tennessee Probate Court
• 56:22
  accusing Sean and Leah Ann Tookney of lying to him and
• 56:25
  having him sign papers that make him make them his conservators
• 56:29
  rather than his adopter parents nearly two decades ago.
• 56:32
  And a petition filed filed Monday in Shelby County Probate
• 56:36
  Court or asked for the conservatorship to be terminated
• 56:40
  along with, along along with asking for a full accounting of
• 56:44
  the money earned off of the use of his name and story.
• 56:46
  He also asked to be paid when he was due along with interest of
• 56:49
  enriching themselves at his expense by continuing to falsify
• 56:54
  or falsely and publicly misrepresent themselves as his
• 56:57
  adoptive parents. To date of to the date of filing
• 57:02
  of his of this petition or discovered this slide to be his
• 57:07
  target and embarrassment in February of 2023 when he learned
• 57:13
  that the. Conservatorship, to which he was
• 57:15
  consented on the basis that doing so would make him a member
• 57:19
  of the family, and in fact provided him no familial
• 57:22
  relationship with the family that is so dirty.
• 57:26
  And it it is weird they took this long, especially because of
• 57:30
  the book and then the movie. Yeah, I guess he just found out
• 57:32
  about it. That is crazy.
• 57:35
  What? Dude, she swindled her way into
• 57:39
  having Sandra Bullock and he was America's real sweetheart player
• 57:42
  in a fucking movie. And she was lying.
• 57:44
  The whole time and stealing his money.
• 57:46
  And what's wrong about that, too, is that he was already
• 57:49
  going to that school already playing football, was already
• 57:52
  good at football whenever they had him sign the
• 57:54
  conservatorship. So it's not like he was like,
• 57:57
  like in the movie, It's like, oh, we found this big black man
• 58:00
  on the streets. We got to make him play sports.
• 58:04
  Look at this big black man I found.
• 58:06
  Pick up this ball. How?
• 58:08
  How can you jump off? It's pretty high.
• 58:09
  It is kind of crazy like hey sweetie, go look at.
• 58:11
  This savior. Hey, sweetie.
• 58:14
  Go look at this. That's how, like, weird, like
• 58:17
  cuckold porn starts. It's like, hey sweetie, come
• 58:20
  look at this large black man I found out at the park park down
• 58:25
  the road. Look at him.
• 58:27
  He's pretty good at keeping me from getting to the trash can.
• 58:30
  He's got some quick feet. We gotta get him out there.
• 58:35
  Call Coach Johnson and make sure you make sure you have him sign.
• 58:39
  All of his money to us. That is insane.
• 58:43
  That is like oh. It gets worse.
• 58:45
  So he's never been a fan of the movie.
• 58:47
  Also asked the petition that they'd be sanctioned and
• 58:49
  required to pay both compensatory and putative
• 58:51
  damages determined by the court. The Lord of the family said they
• 58:55
  will file an answer to the allegations in court and decide
• 58:58
  to decline any further. Or is this we are devastated?
• 59:03
  It's upsetting to think that we would make money off of any of
• 59:05
  our children. We have loved Michael, but we're
• 59:08
  going to love Michael at 37 just like we loved him at 16.
• 59:15
  What? So did they When?
• 59:17
  They met him when he was 16, but they didn't adopt him until what
• 59:21
  he was in college. At no point did they inform my
• 59:24
  oh they didn't adopt him but oh your your audio cut out If you
• 59:39
  want plug oh there you go. Can you hear Does that work?
• 59:49
  Oh yeah, it's better. At no point did they inform
• 59:52
  Michael that they would have ultimate control of his
• 59:55
  contracts. And as a result, Michael did not
• 59:57
  understand that if the conservatorship was granted, he
• 1:00:00
  was signing away his rights to to contract for himself.
• 1:00:06
  A book based on all his life was relieved in 2006.
• 1:00:09
  The petition has petition said that they'll reach to pay the
• 1:00:13
  two leaves, plus children Sean Junior and Collins, 225.
• 1:00:18
  Plus 2.5% of future to find that proceedings hinging on Orr's
• 1:00:22
  signature, the contract title life story life story rights
• 1:00:26
  agreement for Michael dated. So she just says that Orr's
• 1:00:32
  believes the signature is similar to his own.
• 1:00:34
  That at no time was time ever willing or knowingly signed this
• 1:00:38
  document, and that nobody ever presented on this contractor any
• 1:00:42
  explanation of the that he was signing such a document.
• 1:00:46
  So they basically ripped him the fuck off, dude.
• 1:00:49
  Yeah, that is. Crazy.
• 1:00:51
  Like like the most high profile, like football player, like, you
• 1:00:58
  know, offensive lineman ever. Probably.
• 1:01:03
  Well, it's 23rd overall pick. I don't.
• 1:01:05
  I know, but I just with the like with the book and the movie.
• 1:01:07
  And all that. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:09
  And like for it to be like so public this like and like.
• 1:01:14
  You know, milked this like relationship between the family
• 1:01:17
  and him and then for it to all be a fucking scam is wild.
• 1:01:24
  I mean, I tend. To believe him.
• 1:01:25
  I don't know why he, why he'd lie about it.
• 1:01:30
  But it's going to go to court. Yeah, he's not.
• 1:01:31
  We'll find out. But I mean, yeah, of course he
• 1:01:34
  like, he's he's like a good. Guy like it's going to be messy.
• 1:01:38
  I think it's not in. Court.
• 1:01:42
  She's going up there and be like, Sandra Bullock played me
• 1:01:45
  and won an Oscar, so I can win an Oscar myself.
• 1:01:49
  You know, she's going to try to pull some shit.
• 1:01:52
  Don't tell me this. What?
• 1:01:53
  What? What?
• 1:01:54
  What state? Is this in probably Miss
• 1:01:57
  Nashville, Tennessee? Oh, that's right.
• 1:01:59
  It's in Nashville. A favorite TV.
• 1:02:03
  Show on TN T That's a show, right?
• 1:02:06
  I don't even know if it is or not, but I feel like it's no.
• 1:02:08
  It definitely was, but I don't know if.
• 1:02:11
  It's not if it's CMT CSI. Nashville, CSI Nashville.
• 1:02:20
  Oh man, this hipster's dead. He's got a beer in his hand.
• 1:02:23
  Not again. I think we have a silly serial
• 1:02:25
  killer here on the list, and it's not a PBI.
• 1:02:28
  We have a right? Outside, it's a Bud Light
• 1:02:30
  somebody gave him. Somebody replaced the.
• 1:02:32
  Beer that he was drinking. It's a bad joke, but it's Bud
• 1:02:35
  Light. Must be a hate crime because Kid
• 1:02:40
  Rock's got his Barber. Garth Brooks's bar is going down
• 1:02:43
  on in Nashville, downtown Nashville, and he's going to
• 1:02:47
  carry Bud Light, and he doesn't care.
• 1:02:48
  And Kid Rock doesn't carry Bud Light.
• 1:02:51
  Actually, Kid Rock does too. But he's like, I don't care if
• 1:02:54
  you don't want or not. We're going to carry all
• 1:02:56
  different types of beer for all different types of people
• 1:02:59
  because. That's the most profitable.
• 1:03:02
  That's Garth. Right there.
• 1:03:03
  But remember Garth the serial killer?
• 1:03:06
  Oh, definitely. You've heard that right.
• 1:03:09
  He's done. Something weird like every
• 1:03:12
  everywhere his tour. Goes there's like missing
• 1:03:14
  people. I believe it, yeah.
• 1:03:19
  I don't trust them, Tom. Sevira.
• 1:03:21
  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:22
  No. He's obsessed with exposed that
• 1:03:24
  I know. Yeah, he's like.
• 1:03:25
  Obsessed. Like that's like one of the
• 1:03:27
  biggest. I've gone down that rabbit hole
• 1:03:28
  for sure. I haven't gotten down the rabbit
• 1:03:30
  hole. I just heard him talk about it.
• 1:03:31
  Like, well then talk. Well, there's a whole like
• 1:03:34
  segment of their podcast where they talk about it and they have
• 1:03:37
  videos and like this whole theory probably listen to like 6
• 1:03:43
  or 7 hours of Tom Segura talking about that, like Adept talking
• 1:03:47
  about it and there's fed. Smoker it's a great show, great
• 1:03:52
  show. Shout out, shout out, shout out
• 1:03:56
  round of applause, invite your boys on.
• 1:04:00
  Last topic, just the fires. I mean, I don't know why.
• 1:04:06
  Yeah, I mean, we're up to. 96 to A 100 people confirmed who've
• 1:04:10
  died. I mean, the videos are in, The
• 1:04:13
  pictures are mind blowing, man. Yeah, I've stayed.
• 1:04:19
  In Lahaina or like in Maui, in Lahaina, for like a couple
• 1:04:24
  weeks, four different times. And like, I still like hanging
• 1:04:29
  out there growing up kind of like, you know, every other
• 1:04:32
  summer or something. But yeah, that is wild.
• 1:04:36
  And then also. Shout out this There used to be
• 1:04:39
  a show short lived one season. I don't even know if they got
• 1:04:41
  through the full season but they should bring it back.
• 1:04:43
  Called Live in Lahaina was a bunch of surfers like who lived
• 1:04:47
  in Lahaina but then they were like surf instructors during the
• 1:04:51
  day and party animals that night.
• 1:04:54
  Was it like a reality show? Yeah, it was a reality show.
• 1:04:57
  It was. Cool to never heard of it 'cause
• 1:05:02
  it? Well, yeah, you'd have to catch
• 1:05:03
  it. Like I don't know where it's
• 1:05:05
  available anymore. Like existed in a bubble and
• 1:05:08
  reality TV bubble? Yeah, like during like a summer
• 1:05:11
  on MTV. All right.
• 1:05:13
  OK, yeah. I mean, it's so it's Yeah, it is
• 1:05:17
  fucking. Terrible, I know.
• 1:05:20
  And it's so wild. Like just thinking, like on the
• 1:05:22
  island, it happened, and it was from a hurricane that didn't hit
• 1:05:25
  but like the winds. And then now they're suing the
• 1:05:29
  energy company like Hawaii. Energy, which is 95% of the
• 1:05:34
  power to the island because they were supposed to turn off the
• 1:05:38
  power and they didn't before the wind was started knocking over
• 1:05:43
  power lines which caused the fire.
• 1:05:45
  Sorry that this Wildfire 2700 buildings have been destroyed.
• 1:05:51
  That's insane. That's nuts.
• 1:05:55
  And it just happened. The.
• 1:05:56
  The fire was. Moving 60 miles an hour.
• 1:06:00
  Like somebody they put it as. A mile a minute.
• 1:06:03
  But I was like, okay, that's 60 miles an hour.
• 1:06:04
  But yeah, not the wind. The fire.
• 1:06:09
  That's insane. Yes.
• 1:06:11
  No chance of getting out of. There, like if you didn't know
• 1:06:13
  about it, like it's. Wild just a a mile.
• 1:06:19
  And like that's like square blocks like you know it's going
• 1:06:22
  through like a mile at a time like a minute like and it and
• 1:06:26
  it's going to be more than 96. Oh yeah, That's what they're
• 1:06:30
  saying is, you know, the government warns that it's going
• 1:06:31
  to be a significant rise. Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  So now they're saying like they're asking like.
• 1:06:35
  People who are going to go on vacation, not to go because
• 1:06:38
  they're they have limited resources right now but they
• 1:06:41
  they did need the help and and Biden's like, you know giving
• 1:06:44
  them the emergency Relief Fund and sent like the military out
• 1:06:48
  there to help. So they're trying, but that is,
• 1:06:52
  yeah, super. Yeah, It's the deadliest
• 1:06:56
  wildfire in over 100 years. In the history, and like the
• 1:06:59
  history of the US, for sure thought it would have been on
• 1:07:02
  Hawaii. I mean, the videos I've seen are
• 1:07:06
  people jumping into the literal fucking ocean to get away from
• 1:07:10
  this shit. It's like a.
• 1:07:11
  Yeah, and they're battling hypothermia.
• 1:07:13
  And getting burnt from the ocean like they're like had to like
• 1:07:17
  like they be getting so cold they start getting closer to the
• 1:07:20
  shore and then like a guy got like like like fucking huge
• 1:07:24
  burns on his arm just from. Being so close to the fire
• 1:07:28
  because it was like it's on, yeah, it's like bubbling.
• 1:07:31
  Up, dude. This shit's crazy.
• 1:07:38
  Yeah, it's awful. It's it's just climate change is
• 1:07:44
  real, man. I know to say like, it's people.
• 1:07:46
  Can you imagine if like Hawaii is just now this?
• 1:07:48
  Ridden wildfire like uninhabitable place before.
• 1:07:51
  Like anything that would suck at.
• 1:07:53
  It's just like. Trapping like these people are
• 1:07:55
  just trapped. You got this 16?
• 1:07:58
  Mile an hour firewall. It's like tear.
• 1:08:02
  I like blowing through this island.
• 1:08:04
  That's crazy to me. Like that.
• 1:08:07
  That would have been insane to be like, even in close proximity
• 1:08:11
  to that would be like the most tired, terrifying thing you
• 1:08:13
  could ever go through. It'd be up there, a big wall of
• 1:08:16
  fire decimating city blocks. I mean, these pictures.
• 1:08:20
  It doesn't even. It looks like a It looks like
• 1:08:22
  Ukraine, like it looks like Bachmoot.
• 1:08:25
  Yeah it looks, yeah, literally like I'm looking at this one
• 1:08:27
  picture of it and it looks like we're in some highway, highway
• 1:08:33
  of death picture from fucking Iraq and Afghanistan where they
• 1:08:36
  said the trucks used to drive through and it was like that
• 1:08:39
  stretch of Hwy. That was just the Ied's going
• 1:08:41
  off. Yeah, just like and people.
• 1:08:42
  Would just like rocket launchers behind every building and shit
• 1:08:46
  and like it like everything. The cars are white.
• 1:08:50
  Cars are like charred white. I know, like we deal with
• 1:08:56
  wildfires out here. In California all the time, like
• 1:08:58
  the one up north, that was pretty bad.
• 1:09:02
  They have a documentary like where they had like video from
• 1:09:04
  that. I was up there after it stopped
• 1:09:10
  and got to see it when it was like terrorizing through like
• 1:09:12
  wine country and like stuff. And then those mountains were
• 1:09:16
  nuts. They were just like scorched.
• 1:09:18
  That's crazy. Yeah, it was super trippy.
• 1:09:20
  There's no trees. And it was just like black.
• 1:09:23
  And all of the rocks were just like the whole side of the
• 1:09:26
  mountains, just charred black. I was getting like PTSD when I
• 1:09:29
  was watching that. Documentary because we had the
• 1:09:31
  Thomas fire out here and like, it came like right over the
• 1:09:35
  hill, right where I was living. It burned down to buildings both
• 1:09:39
  1/4 mile from my condo in two different directions and like we
• 1:09:44
  had to bail out of there. And we came back early and it
• 1:09:47
  was like the sky was black for a week of ash.
• 1:09:51
  So. But this is even crazier in
• 1:09:53
  Hawaii. So thoughts and prayers.
• 1:09:58
  Thoughts and prayers. Well, there's like no fucking
• 1:10:01
  water. Like, well, it's just so dry.
• 1:10:04
  Everything's so fucking hot. Obviously they're trapped on an
• 1:10:07
  island. So it's like the thing that can
• 1:10:09
  help you put out this fire is also the thing that's trapping
• 1:10:12
  you on it. It's just like, that's just a
• 1:10:14
  nightmare, man. Yeah, well, Kauai is the.
• 1:10:17
  Wettest place on earth so it's not that dry, but it does this.
• 1:10:21
  It happens what I'm saying, but I'm saying but you.
• 1:10:23
  Know it just doesn't like help. You in that situation, it's not
• 1:10:28
  like helpful. You're standing there, there's a
• 1:10:31
  fire rage, right? It would be a little helpful.
• 1:10:34
  Well, yeah, if it was raining, but it's not raining right now,
• 1:10:37
  right. Right.
• 1:10:37
  I'm just saying in Kauai it will rain like.
• 1:10:39
  Almost every day. Like while the sun's out.
• 1:10:41
  And then just the other part of this is now there's all sorts of
• 1:10:45
  stupid people saying that there was an energy weapon that was
• 1:10:49
  used to. They're saying this is per hour
• 1:10:54
  or two. Yeah, people.
• 1:10:57
  People are out there saying that they that this was set on
• 1:11:00
  intentionally on fire with space lasers.
• 1:11:02
  You know what's fucked up? Is remember a few years ago when
• 1:11:07
  everybody in Hawaii got an alert on their phone that a nuclear?
• 1:11:11
  Attacked. Yes.
• 1:11:12
  Yeah, I remember that. Yes.
• 1:11:13
  Freaked everybody out and it wasn't.
• 1:11:16
  Now this time their alarms don't even go off when it's actually a
• 1:11:20
  disaster. It was a false.
• 1:11:21
  Like what's going on. I mean the ability, once those
• 1:11:28
  start, they were spreading that fast, right?
• 1:11:32
  There's like, I don't know what you could do.
• 1:11:35
  Yeah. I mean, I don't know how quick
• 1:11:36
  the. Warnings or like how early the
• 1:11:38
  warnings would have been if. They work properly because it's
• 1:11:42
  like how do you see, How could you see that coming and then
• 1:11:45
  know that you could like it's coming at like you're trying to
• 1:11:48
  get away from it? Driving your car Can you imagine
• 1:11:54
  driving your? Car like 70 and the firewall is
• 1:11:57
  just like right behind you. Some like Dante's Peak Shit,
• 1:12:04
  dude. Yeah.
• 1:12:05
  No thank. You need Bill Paxton better be
• 1:12:08
  behind the wheel if you're going to survive that.
• 1:12:11
  Who? Bill Paxton that's and that's
• 1:12:15
  that's, you know, and that's the bottom line.
• 1:12:21
  Who? Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  All right. Yeah.
• 1:12:25
  Well, sorry that ended on that. Yeah, I mean shout out and like
• 1:12:28
  y'all if you can help out or do something donate like that's
• 1:12:34
  crazy. Sad.
• 1:12:36
  Yeah, those the videos, it's mind blowing to me like.
• 1:12:38
  And I and what's sad is I feel like this is going to continue
• 1:12:42
  to be commonplace where it's like oh look at these crazy
• 1:12:45
  floods in India that they've never had before that are like
• 1:12:48
  decimating whole fucking cities. Like I think this is just you
• 1:12:52
  know, where our climates at and we're just pushing it and
• 1:12:54
  pushing it. Well, that's Pakistan, which is,
• 1:12:57
  you know, used. To be Pakistan has flood
• 1:12:59
  accident, yeah, but they've had crazy.
• 1:13:02
  Yeah, where the water just doesn't go away.
• 1:13:04
  They're just. Dealing with the flood for,
• 1:13:05
  like, months? Yeah, And it's just like rushing
• 1:13:08
  water. It's just like people just like,
• 1:13:10
  well, I walk around it. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:13:13
  It's like, used to not be that way.
• 1:13:15
  That's like some cheesy shit. But it used to be cold.
• 1:13:18
  Cold at Thanksgiving. It could snow in November
• 1:13:22
  sometimes. And now it's like 95 degrees.
• 1:13:25
  Well, just depends where you are.
• 1:13:26
  It's just weather's all. Fucked up now because like
• 1:13:28
  California, we've had a lot of rain lately, which we never, you
• 1:13:31
  know, we were dealing with droughts for a while.
• 1:13:32
  Like every day it's hitting record lows on the on the like
• 1:13:37
  low here where I am at night, which is not that low, It's like
• 1:13:42
  50, 950. 8 but the record lows, but it's like 8590 at during the
• 1:13:46
  day, so everything's changing, the only thing constant.
• 1:13:51
  Has change. That's true.
• 1:13:53
  There will be winners and losers some.
• 1:13:55
  Places that sucked before are gonna be awesome.
• 1:13:59
  Yeah, I mean, Texas has. Got the valleys with the river?
• 1:14:02
  If the ocean levels rise, the valley will absorb a lot of
• 1:14:06
  water, so that'll be nice. A lot more buoys with razor
• 1:14:11
  blades. That you guys could put out
• 1:14:12
  there, you know? Oh yeah, dude, those pictures of
• 1:14:15
  those fucking buoys. What a piece of shit.
• 1:14:17
  Seriously, what a Daisy. If you try to climb over it,
• 1:14:20
  it'll split you in twain. Like, does he not like he's a
• 1:14:23
  murderer? Why are we?
• 1:14:24
  Like all. Like acting like he's not.
• 1:14:26
  If you touch this buoy, it'll make you crippled in the legs
• 1:14:30
  like me. It was like, Jesus, Greg.
• 1:14:32
  He's like a evil, fucking like villain.
• 1:14:35
  It's like he's like openly on TV, like he like he just did one
• 1:14:39
  of those fucking bus like deportations that he did with my
• 1:14:42
  that he does with migrants and a kid died on the fucking bus.
• 1:14:45
  Like what are we doing? He's.
• 1:14:48
  Like the green goblins from Spiderman, whatever.
• 1:14:51
  It's just like, he just like, won't fuck off or go away and
• 1:14:54
  you're like be battling somebody else and he's like, man, I'm
• 1:14:57
  here to. I was like, what the fuck, dude?
• 1:14:59
  Like, get out of here with your goddamn hoverboard.
• 1:15:02
  You old man could throw in pumpkin bombs of people.
• 1:15:07
  You're a Dick. Everyone hates you.
• 1:15:09
  He's so he's so pro-life. But he wants.
• 1:15:11
  To kill people in the Rio Grande.
• 1:15:13
  And then he wants to make sure that people can have guns
• 1:15:16
  without permits, in open carry, without a permit.
• 1:15:19
  And I'm going to send your kid off.
• 1:15:20
  And what do guns do? They kill people.
• 1:15:22
  I'm going. To send your kid off on a bus?
• 1:15:24
  Yeah, I'm going to kill a kid on a bus.
• 1:15:26
  But. You better have that.
• 1:15:27
  Fucking allegedly. Yeah, allegedly he did it.
• 1:15:30
  We can't better. Yeah, take that pregnancy to.
• 1:15:33
  Term I don't care if the fetus is dead.
• 1:15:35
  Like it's insanity. Fuck your state.
• 1:15:41
  Yeah. Oh fuck.
• 1:15:42
  Texas, man. For sure.
• 1:15:43
  Yeah, don't mess with Texas. I'm messing with Texas.
• 1:15:46
  All day time. I'm wearing a Colorado shirt.
• 1:15:48
  So you're fine. Got anything else?
• 1:15:52
  Nope. All right.
• 1:15:54
  Well, that is episode 10. One a lesson in podcasting.
• 1:16:00
  Trump's indicted again. It happened crazy.
• 1:16:06
  Meditate bitches be good. Stay safe.
• 1:16:09
  Stay focused. Stay strong.
• 1:16:11
  Go fuck yourselves. Shout out.
• 1:16:35
  The.