Latest / Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Szeps / JOHN McWHORTER: Language, Race & Trump
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- 0:00a quick content warning, we discuss drag queen internet slang in this episode, including one specific phrase
- 0:08serving the C word, which means if you haven't heard it, sort of effortlessly and unapologetically
- 0:16exuding extreme self-expression or style, we actually misspeak and we repeat the phrase as
- 0:25slaying the C word instead of serving the C word because we're old and uncool and we have put
- 0:31silent bleeps on the C word so it's probably fine if you've got four-year-olds around but just be
- 0:36aware that if you have 10-year-olds listening to this then there will be a conversation about adult
- 0:41language. Enjoy. Get a humans welcome to the safe space for dangerous ideas and what a treat
- 0:49getting to sit down with one of my intellectual heroes, the articulate, the courageous John McWater.
- 0:55He's a columnist for the New York Times. He's also probably the most famous living linguist.
- 1:01He teaches linguistics at Columbia University. He's written a ton of books both about language and
- 1:06also about race. He is frequently sort of betwent noir of both the left and also the right. The right
- 1:13hates him for being so opposed to Trump. The left hates him for apparently not being on board with
- 1:19every social justice maxim that he is supposed to mow of being a black American. He hosts a
- 1:25delightful podcast called lexicon valley which is about language. He also sort of semi-cohosts
- 1:31the Glenn Show which is Glenn Lowry's podcast. Another black academic but someone who's
- 1:36much more conservative than John is and listening to the two of them wrestle with issues of politics
- 1:41and culture. Both large and small is a total delight. I have cherished reading so many of John's
- 1:47books both about language and also about race and the culture wars. I particularly recommend his
- 1:52recent and most courageous book called woke racism. How a new religion has betrayed America. He's
- 1:59been published in every august publication that you can possibly think of and I was delighted to
- 2:05see that he was scheduled to come to Sydney for a series of talks and events at the University of
- 2:09Sydney while he was here. He was generous enough to stop by the uncomfortable conversation studios.
- 2:14Please enjoy him and me wrestling with Donald Trump,
- 2:17wokeness, social justice and language. I want to know only John McWilliams.
- 2:25It's about 70% male. Yeah that's the podcast. It's interesting isn't it? Yeah it's always like that. You
- 2:31have a theory? Most of the hosts are men is I think a lot of it and then the question is why is that
- 2:38because guys like to play with gadgets and that especially happened during the pandemic. I'm guessing
- 2:43but if you get feedback from a podcast, it's usually a man. My linguistics podcast for example
- 2:51is not that way because linguistics tilts female but if it's Glenn Lowry and me, all men for the
- 2:57most part. Yeah. But is that because of the content because the linguistics podcast is
- 3:04apolitical intriguing it stimulates the sort of intellectual. Yeah it's nerdy. Your other podcast
- 3:12is I suppose red meat to a certain type of battling against an orthodoxy and so a lot of it is
- 3:19in a civilized way us saying fuck this fuck that. Exactly and maybe that lends itself to a male
- 3:26sensibility and so that might be part of it. I'm skeptical about the gadget theory because I
- 3:31don't think that what's going on here is that we're playing with gadgets. I think it's something to do
- 3:37with the kind of things that get said in a digital realm that the legacy media has not caught up
- 3:46with figuring out how to articulate it. So it's the professional and I don't mean this in a cynical
- 3:51way but the deliberate willful contrarianism you have something to say that you don't think is
- 3:56getting out there. That's fighting that you've got boxing gloves on I think. That's the cynical
- 4:02version of the explanation. I think the generous version of the explanation is that the legacy
- 4:07media has been slow to keep up with the rambunctiousness of the public square in the past 10 years
- 4:13and feels stayed and say in a gender neutral sense. Yeah exactly and but and that what and that the
- 4:21kind of the spirit of aliveness that you can sometimes get the frisson of naughtiness maybe
- 4:28from the podcast right yeah yeah is more appealing to men because it's it's it's sparring it's it's
- 4:37boom that yeah you don't want to say it but that that is more male I think and it's not that there
- 4:43aren't very successful podcasts run by and listened to by women many women women in my life say
- 4:48I'm listening to a podcast but it seems that this kind like what we're doing right here yeah
- 4:54man are going to listen to this more than women it is about this is about 70% our audience but
- 4:58hello to the 30 percent of ladies out there we love yeah we love yeah share it with your lady
- 5:03friends but I also wonder now that I'm just I haven't thought about this before but just hearing
- 5:08myself talk out loud and hearing your thoughts I wonder if the the skew of the safety of the legacy
- 5:16media over the past 10 years has been somewhat feminized I mean the nature of the orthodoxy yeah
- 5:24has been quite has been to make conversations more polite more inclusive you don't wish to
- 5:30abrasive exactly yeah and you don't want to say it but I think it's fairly clear even from science
- 5:37that women are more inclusively inclined in that way than men probabilistically and so that
- 5:44means the feminization in a way of CNN or MP as opposed to many alternatives that are now available
- 5:52yeah yeah I would I would say that I guess the way of proving or disproving or falsifying this
- 5:57is going to be if the current moment of sort of right wing backlash exudes through the mainstream
- 6:06media I mean it won't come to the times but if like the viewership of one American news and Fox
- 6:12news becomes large enough will you see a podcast an alternative media pushback that is more polite
- 6:20and more intellectual right and would that then appeal more to women right that's an it may not
- 6:27I mean it may still not that's an interesting sci-fi scenario but I actually think that there's now
- 6:33this comes from how language works path dependence in general the notion of what a podcast is how you
- 6:41sound like a podcast there's a grammar that has settled in a sense of how it's supposed to feel
- 6:47that might be impervious to outside influences it might be that we just do it this way in the same
- 6:53sense that I don't know in 1950 you knew that most of the credits of a movie were going to run
- 6:59at the front not at the end the way they do now everybody just knew there was no particular reason
- 7:05that's what a movie was like it may be that a podcast is the bro feeling it's just going to stay
- 7:12that way because that's how things often work but we'll see we'll see I mean I should also acknowledge
- 7:18that at least in Australia and I'm not sure if it's quite as big in the States there's a massive
- 7:22business for female led podcasts which are sort of either either heartfelt sort of interview human
- 7:33story interviews where you get to know public figures in a much more intimate way with a very
- 7:37following this person around yeah charismatic female host yeah not following them around I mean just
- 7:43an interview show okay like where you're where the point is to dig deep and to be compassionate
- 7:47rather than to be provocative and then there's also one style of very popular show which is the
- 7:55provocative usually sexy politically aware young female who has a show that goes places that
- 8:03you couldn't on in the legacy media we usually far left usually very pro-Palestinian
- 8:10okay yeah it hits and like you know and she's attractive yeah she's okay there I'm not
- 8:16thinking of one particular person right there I could name a five of them yeah I mean generically
- 8:20yeah yeah exactly I'm not sure what the equivalent that is in the United States but then just to tell
- 8:26you the truth I do not listen to many podcasts as in I only listen to one and it's the nerdy and
- 8:32magnificent the rest is history oh great oh with these these two brits and you just learn everything
- 8:37about history yeah that's the only one and I've really tried I've tried to listen to podcasts
- 8:41connecting to all of my interests I guess I'm getting old I want to read I just can't get past it
- 8:46so I might not know that all of this exists in the United States too do you listen to NPR I
- 8:51listen to NPR constantly yeah so why haven't sub podcasts push that aside because I listen to NPR
- 8:58and that's enough of people talking and then I just want to read a book it's the weirdest thing
- 9:03and I know I'm falling out of step with life and I really respect that there are so many podcasts
- 9:08about so many things many people who never particularly like to read now read a lot in that they
- 9:14listen to a lot of podcasts that that's great but I have a really hard time letting go of for those
- 9:19of you can't see me right now I'm pantomiming reading a book I just do you read a book I do and I
- 9:25love it because I stopped for a while during COVID yeah I had small children I had a very stressful
- 9:32job at the public broadcaster there are equivalent of NPR and you know we just moved to Australia
- 9:39from the States and there was just a lock on on and I think I had that psychological fraying that
- 9:43many of us felt in 2020 and 2021 and also the voice was a bomb you might have wanted to listen
- 9:51to more people instead of just reading yes and I found my attention not yeah my attention
- 9:58span short huh I don't know if you noticed during that time yeah I couldn't follow the thread of
- 10:03things easily I couldn't I would have to reread the same half page of a book over and over again
- 10:08I remember that with when my kids were small because you're never really sleeping and you're
- 10:14constantly preoccupied no I think my powers of concentration improved during COVID because there
- 10:19was just so much time to not do anything else but I know what you mean when you find that you can't
- 10:24follow the thread of pages that for me was just the fatigue of having tiny ones with you were
- 10:29having to yes and are you reading mostly fiction or nonfiction I am a nonfiction guy and I wish
- 10:34that weren't true because it's one of those things like if you are said to be a drinker what people
- 10:39mean is not that you're drinking juice they mean alcohol and people say well do you read I don't
- 10:44know why it's in that accent I don't know Elizabeth and English people ask you this question only
- 10:50them but if somebody says do you read what they mean is fiction they mean are you reading you know
- 10:54chimimanda etc I read constantly but it's almost always nonfiction I probably read about six
- 11:01fiction books a year and probably three of them are ancient and so modern fiction I am very weak
- 11:08although I recommend although if modern is 2001 the year of wonders by Geraldine Brooks is a
- 11:16magnificent historical novel but see there you go there's a hint of nonfiction in it I'm writing
- 11:21down it's about plague in a small English town in the late 1600s and as placid as that sounds or
- 11:29as much as it sounds like I was reading it because of covid and it wasn't that it was something
- 11:33somebody recommended before that a magnificent story beautifully told that's the last fiction
- 11:40that I read but then right now I'm reading barchester towers by Trollop because one must read some
- 11:47Trollop and say and you're why everybody says oh he's so good and I thought well all right so I
- 11:54read the way we live now which was one of the best books of that kind I ever read then I thought I'm
- 11:58going to do one more Trollop and apparently the second best one is barchester towers with that
- 12:02means I'm not cool because I'm supposed to be reading you know something probably by a woman
- 12:07and it's deeper something by Jessman Ward or something but I'm not I'm reading Trollop I apologize
- 12:14I will never forgive you for it I have I've transitioned back to fiction intentionally because I
- 12:21was reading a huge amount of nonfiction because that's my normal go to place because I'm an
- 12:25ideasy person and you managed to fix it yeah fixed it I well I just I made a commitment that for
- 12:31half an hour before going to bed each night I would read fiction because it does something
- 12:34different to your brain I think it's a completely different thing than reading nonfiction yeah
- 12:39every night before bed yeah not a podcast but reading never a podcast yeah I know a lot of people
- 12:44do that but I read I will download a nonfiction book if it's good I listen to your books on you
- 12:50you know narrated I really like that especially when the when the writer is articulate and
- 12:55it has a great voice he's yeah but but read in terms of holding a chopped up tree you know and
- 13:02reading the squiggles on it to get fixed to go into parachute into another world there's been a
- 13:07there's just so much to read and it's so wonderful to go into those I mean there's been this
- 13:12resurgence I don't know if it's a resurgence or a surgeons of black historical
- 13:19fiction James I just finished reading I read you mentioned that you must go yeah yeah what do you
- 13:25think damn good it's great and I dreaded James because I thought frankly I never enjoyed Huckleberry
- 13:33Finn like I respected it you want to hear my heresy I've never read it I've never read it to be
- 13:38honest my heresy is to say to you as a black person I wouldn't worry you should read about it
- 13:45it's just it's really old the dialect is forbiddingly thick we've come a long way but it's a
- 13:51respectable piece of work that one should read about but I did plow my way through it so that I
- 13:56wouldn't get caught shortness setting like this Huckleberry Finn James is much better it really is
- 14:02a fresh take on not only Huckleberry Finn but on what being a slave really felt like and we know
- 14:09the worst parts of it you're working for no pay the physical abuse but every day in dignities
- 14:15that you just live under and there's nothing that you can do about it and then there's this
- 14:18wonderful conceit which is that Jim talks like me but then slips into the slave dialect in order
- 14:26to assuage the whites but only then they teach each other this dialect to use when whites can hear
- 14:32but really they talk like this which means that Jim seems like a human being to us whereas
- 14:37in Huckleberry Finn well I know what I was supposed to and okay that is the way Jim would have
- 14:42spoken but it's hard to feel a human being in that so yeah James was good but I was told
- 14:47basically to read it everybody said oh you should read it yeah and I thought do I have to return
- 14:51to Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer and Jim but boy was it worth it I highly recommend yeah I
- 14:56thought it was fabulous and as you say the the idea that you can understand what it was like
- 15:01to be a slave I that that came through more profoundly in that book than any other work of art
- 15:07I think that I've consumed like did you see 12 years of slave the movie more heresy more heresy
- 15:13no because at the time I thought I know this story I it's depressing I'm not going to learn
- 15:19anything new there are a lot of movies so I could pretend to have seen it I could talk about it but
- 15:24no I never never saw what's that movie like that did it do you see something no I might
- 15:28point of heresy as to say that I was a terrible film and I was I was the white racist at the time
- 15:33you know who said that 12 years of slave was a terrible movie because it's been a an item of faith
- 15:40and education since I was born that slavery as a non-American this is not a controversial idea
- 15:46this slavery was horrendously barbaric was terrible and was the like there is no confederacy
- 15:52in Australia there is no like you know there is no pining for some lost cause there's no like
- 15:57yeah it's just a it's a cut and dried thing it's a serious thing right and to see a movie I felt
- 16:04quite manipulatively sort of pick at the scab in the most grotesque and gruesome ways where
- 16:10there's really no story and there's no there's nothing apart from um set piece after set piece
- 16:17that's what it looked for and Bob like we get it it was a shitty regime as if we needed to learn
- 16:24this that yeah yeah yeah it's one thing if it's 1976 but yeah yeah yeah oh tell me give me
- 16:30another moral inside this lynching is bad just what it looked like you know what was actually
- 16:35better it was around the same time jango unchained was an actual novel on film with a take on it
- 16:42that was interesting as opposed to saying did you know that people were beaten yes by now we do
- 16:48know this yeah but it really did put a different spin on it which I yes I loved it I mean I love
- 16:52Tarantino and I what I loved about James was it's not a sequence of horrendous things happening
- 16:58is what it must feel like to be a wanted prey and to just live constantly as in fear of the dogs
- 17:08yeah and anybody who you speak to and yeah exactly that you are hunted that's right you don't want
- 17:15to come out into the open but you've got to eat and you're living in swamps and that all of that
- 17:21was real and you and you have the people going through this who talk like us and so it makes it
- 17:27seen even more searing than if they're speaking in what even if you know to respect the dialect you
- 17:33don't speak it and it makes them sound far away I really enjoy the immediacy do you respect the
- 17:38dialect oh yeah actually black English is more complicated than standard English in various
- 17:46fascinating ways and if you're pawing your way through Huckleberry Finn it's easy to think this
- 17:51is a minstrel distortion of the way black people talked but no all language changes all the time
- 17:57including black English and so black English in 1875 was very different from the black English of
- 18:03Chris Rock yes I'm surprised to hear you call them the same name actually they're very different
- 18:07in Twain gets you know almost everything right I always think to myself I can tell he heard
- 18:12real people and so yeah I do respect this it seems like this drawing dialect full of distortions
- 18:19because I can see in it complexities that some of them have been lost in modern black English
- 18:24but it's hard on the eyes what are some of the complexities oh it's fascinating they have for
- 18:30example um I'll choose um if they say um I am doing something sometimes they'll say
- 18:42ahs are to doing this are to for one thing is after and what's interesting about Arter is that
- 18:50you think well nobody ever said Arter but then you think about this Jack and Jill went up the hill
- 18:55to fetch a pale of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after and
- 19:01you always think well that's a shitty rhyme it must be that people were dumb back then but no it was
- 19:07tumbling Arter so if I'm gonna do a bad accident you know Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a
- 19:12pale of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling Arter so it rhymed and so
- 19:19that and also that you're after doing something is a way of saying that you are in the process of
- 19:24doing it which actually is taken right from Irish which is what white people spoke who learned
- 19:30English and came as indentured servants to the United States so a gym his parents probably
- 19:35learned that Arter from these Irish English speakers but that's a construction that we don't have
- 19:41and that modern black English doesn't have does it add anything though this author yeah
- 19:46let me give you something that does in modern black English you say she be going and what that
- 19:55means is she goes on a regular basis we would just say she goes and you have to guess that it
- 20:01means on a regular basis you would never look at somebody and say oh there she be going that would
- 20:05be inaccurate in earlier black English that is all often am and so there was no B in that usage
- 20:13but they use am and it's I am you am he am we am and it sounds to us like it's just wrong
- 20:19but it's not wrong it's a different grammar where they can indicate the habitual that every day
- 20:25in an explicit way that we leave the context yeah that's interesting isn't it yeah it's funny when
- 20:31you're trying to translate between languages and it's funny to think of a dialect as being a
- 20:36functionally a language the loss of what was that something happened to me recently oh I was at
- 20:42I was at a friend's place in France and I don't drink and I showed up at this dinner party
- 20:49and I said I don't drink but as you know in French I don't drink and I'm not drinking
- 20:55are the same phrase exactly so the host would later in the evening offer you drinking now yeah
- 21:04would you like a drink yeah I'd be like no I don't drink yeah and he would think that I was saying
- 21:10I'm he was like it sounded to he he took it as I'm not drinking tonight because I'm like you know
- 21:16driving I don't know how do you say in French I don't drink at all I don't know just sweet
- 21:22something that's going to be an adjective or something that's I never thought about that yeah yeah
- 21:26it's going to be just something or is your blah blah la guele or something like that
- 21:31to specify that all right that hopefully if you say I'm not drinking alcohol they get the gist
- 21:36just to suck I'm not speaking of linguistics there's I have a sense that there are terms and phrases
- 21:49and terms of phrase that are escaping youth culture and sub the culture of some sub communities
- 21:57like the gay community faster into or the tech community in Silicon Valley faster into modern
- 22:04parlance than previously and I can't figure out if this is because I'm getting old and so slang
- 22:10sounds weird it to me because I didn't grow up with it or whether the whether social media is
- 22:15injecting is allowing slang to spill out but things like someone living rent free in my head
- 22:24or I heard someone on the radio saying you're putting someone on blast you heard that
- 22:31terminology or like someone said don't sleep on something have you heard this sleeping on
- 22:37something means you don't want to not pay attention to it you should be mindful of this thing
- 22:43like don't sleep on this new McDonald's burger that they've got and now I'm going to hear it tomorrow
- 22:47exactly you'll hear tomorrow and then there are gay things like slay or something like that
- 22:54that you start seeing a lot of gay stuff yeah another environment yeah is it speeding up or am I
- 22:59just getting old I used to say nobody knows but it's gotten to the point that I am confidently saying
- 23:04yeah it's it's speeding up the churn is faster than it used to be because of social media putting so
- 23:10much language out there and so an example if you talk about gay slang jumping the rails there's
- 23:16that's a major source is referring to things as she that are inanimate objects and so I heard
- 23:23from some of my gay students at Columbia seven years ago that you can know six years ago that you
- 23:30can say something like I don't like that dress on you she's giving old lady vibes or don't go
- 23:35up that hill she's steep that is now something that all hip people are using and at the time I
- 23:42thought well that's an in-group piece of you know slang but now that's becoming real or it's giving
- 23:49and so oh it's giving old lady yes it's something now my daughter who's 13 and definitely not gay
- 23:55and her friends are using that and it's really become just general that's happening faster and it's
- 24:00because basically of phones more of us can talk to one another you you see more slang when I was
- 24:07that age there were certainly things said many it's a lot of it no longer said but it didn't come
- 24:12and go so quickly it's fun to watch yeah another one that well did I annoy you or do you find them
- 24:17curious I love a pen oh it's just it's it's it's always new it's always clever like whoever thought
- 24:24that the verb give would be used in that way it's giving old lady somebody 10 years ago hearing
- 24:30somebody say that now would have no blessing with that yeah it's it's creative and it's not that
- 24:35anybody sat down and did it or talking about a burrito as I heard somebody say oh this burrito
- 24:42she's hot what we're beginning to have meaning with gender it's like we're becoming French I think
- 24:49that's fantastic I wonder whether the whole gender and trans thing has maybe that's a stretch has
- 24:54anything to do with the playfulness around he and she like she's I don't know I like not be
- 25:00surprised yeah the the instinct to deformalize gender yes you know to de-biological biological
- 25:07fire and to make it flexible and play with it maybe I would be I would not be surprised if that
- 25:13would be explanation but yeah slang is rich today and rich partly in that it goes by so quickly
- 25:19it's it's fantastic or it we're allowed to curse yes that um that is really um what is it
- 25:26slaying come you said the expression has that has that gotten here um it depends on the
- 25:32circles you swim in it means that something is wonderful all the Columbia kids are saying it
- 25:38right so boy that's am I getting the expression right I'm almost sure I am it slaves come means
- 25:43that it's really cool I learned that a year ago and they're all saying it okay wow that's a
- 25:52slay cut John McQuare you's definitely slay cut um the there was a turn of phrase that you're
- 25:58just reminding me in the terms of being or getting um I was just on holiday last week with some
- 26:07American friends and I took them to this beautiful remote cliff top in South Australia and there
- 26:12was a big sign that said do not go past this sign on the cliff face in the water it was at the
- 26:17ocean um four people have been drowned uh in the past year alone um and my American friends looked
- 26:25at that and said they've been drowned they've been drowned uh making fun of the construction
- 26:35of they've been drowned yeah they said why isn't it just four people have drowned yeah and I
- 26:41couldn't quite answer that question here it sounds normal to me to say four people have been
- 26:46drowned but as I said it should just be four people drowned or four people have drowned four people
- 26:54have been and so then I tease them for the rest of the day saying don't be drowning or like don't
- 26:59be drowned don't go down there you could be drowned instead of you could drown four people in
- 27:04American four people have drowned he here probably in Britain four people have been drowned it's uh
- 27:14it's euphemistic it it implies although technically it implies that somebody drowned them
- 27:22four people drowned means just four people died has been drowned pulls the camera back from it
- 27:30somewhat rather than just naming what happened to them have been and you're thinking well
- 27:35by who god or something and so I find it polite I also have never thought about that um
- 27:42gotten is the one that really classically defines I have gotten so what have you got what have
- 27:48you gotten but that's that's interesting I can see why the Americans thought that was funny it's
- 27:54interesting isn't it yeah sleep on that I think sleep well I think I think that the meaning
- 28:01might be the ocean is wild here and you can't tell what will happen to you what will be done to you
- 28:10by the fate the seeds here right you could get drowned right you might not want to drown
- 28:17yeah you might not drown yourself but you could get drowned nonetheless
- 28:21you know what I mean there's something in the in the helplessness of it yeah get usually
- 28:26implies that you you didn't want it to happen you got fired or you you know you got laid off
- 28:33although there's get laid which is different and so it implies that maybe was it was unexpected
- 28:38it's a peculiar scenario in which you don't want to get laid and you get laid nonetheless against your
- 28:44it's called the got passive and it's basically unexpected so if you get laid presumably there
- 28:50was a chance that you weren't going to and you got lucky but yeah I've gotten laid I've got laid
- 28:57and so I've got laid I've gotten laid gotten is American that that's from the 1800s that's the
- 29:04difference but I never thought about that then yeah yeah to be honest I must admit that I was
- 29:08thinking you've got this sign don't walk past this sign and my first thought was Benny Hill
- 29:13and so of course who's going to walk past it and what's going to happen is that music in the
- 29:17bathroom but I wasn't thinking about the drowning yeah do not throw rocks at this sign as the
- 29:22as the aquacruple sign says exactly is there are there any particular grammar rules that you
- 29:27would abolish if you could snap your fingers oh hell yeah um in my next book pronoun trouble I
- 29:34have a whole chapter about this because I wanted to get through it the idea that you can't say
- 29:39Billy and me went to the store because you would never say me went to the store yeah is a lie
- 29:46that is a complete hoax nobody talking about that I correct my daughter I correct my seven-year-old
- 29:51daughter you have to because formally we have to obey this silly rule but then until very recently
- 29:58you had to wear ankle socks instead of having socks that covered up your leg a little bit
- 30:02even though they're mosquitoes and moles and mice and dirt it's better to have the tube socks but
- 30:09no starting and I guess about 1995 you have to have the little socks you have to observe it you
- 30:14can't walk around in tube socks well with Billy and me went to the store we've been told that
- 30:19that's wrong because you don't say me went to the store but nobody talks about how in French
- 30:23Guillaume et moi sums allé au magasin Billy and I went to the store Guillaume et je sums all
- 30:31it no you would be smacked on the head but for some reason in English we have to observe this
- 30:35Latin rule that's just something some people made up starting in the early 1700s and now we're
- 30:40stuck with it but I really wish you could roll the camera back and get rid of one you know slavery
- 30:46and the idea that you're supposed to say Billy and me Billy and I went to the store the rule
- 30:52makes no sense on so many levels I do like that slavery made it to the top of the list I think you
- 30:58don't need to see 12 years of slave now I think you've got the memo now I clearly on board my
- 31:02bonafide yeah exactly you've taken yourself the you've got the memo Billy and me sucks okay in my
- 31:08real life I say him and me went to the store not he and I went to the store you know and for
- 31:14example why can't you say I and Billy went to the store if it's all about subject object
- 31:18why is it that when you say I and Billy went to the store you feel like immersion it's not a real
- 31:23right at all I mean there's an interesting thing that Americans do here which is which sounds
- 31:28overly formal formal to a non-American here which is to pick up the phone and say this is he
- 31:34or this is she have you ever heard anybody say yeah my roommate in New York used to she would say
- 31:39she would she would say hello and then they'd say is this someone so can I speak to someone so
- 31:43she'd say this is she was she Patricia Patricia Routledge playing high since okay was she was she 80
- 31:51no but she was a well-spoken Southern was she doing it in a certain frisky irony or did she really
- 31:59mean no she had been told by parent by pedantic parents that the correct way to say it is this is
- 32:05she and what's interesting is that we all know how awkward that sound is so weird and the
- 32:09I had to look up whether it was correct or not the ancient grammarians always make an exception
- 32:14for it even if the funny thing is back in old English and middle English nobody ever made this
- 32:20quote unquote mistake nobody ever said Billy and me went to the store everybody said Billy and I
- 32:24people started saying Billy and me because the grammar started changing but even in old English
- 32:30you know where everything is you know growth car and I engaged in battle when somebody knocks
- 32:36on the door an old English or middle English it's it's me because of the way English really works
- 32:41and then nevertheless you have some people who say it is I out of a sense that that's how the
- 32:46rule is supposed to work yeah I mean I think one reason why people instinctively say me instead of
- 32:52I when they're talking about multiple people is because sometimes you start the sentence with me
- 32:58and then you want to add on the other person and you don't want to go back and change it to I right
- 33:02you might you might start the sentence thinking I'm going to say oh well hang on no that would
- 33:07work the other way right there would say I if you want to say I was going to the park then you would
- 33:11say yeah I cancel that that's not correct but I think my something else is happening with my
- 33:16daughter when she says me and Piper went to the park to tell you the truth there's no such thing
- 33:21as an anglophone child who spontaneously says well Hannah and I are going to play with marbles now
- 33:28all children say Hannah and me because as you learn the rules of the language this idea that
- 33:34I is always the subject is not something you follow so for example let's say that your daughter is
- 33:39named Hannah and she broke a lamp so Hannah who broke the lamp come on tell the truth
- 33:47what she's going to say is me now she would never say me broke the lamp but she would never say
- 33:52I no kid would do that but unless she was saying I did if she said I did yes but what she's
- 33:58really going to say is who did it me or who did it them you would never say who did it they
- 34:05no and that means that right there you're breaking the rule yes English's rule is that there is one
- 34:10first person singular pronoun that's default subject or object me you use I I'm oversimplifying
- 34:16but when it's right up next to the verb and by itself so I changed a tire the minute that you've
- 34:22got an and involve though it becomes a me and so Billy and me change the tire who did it me who's
- 34:29at the door it's me me is the first person singular pronoun I is this quirk that happens when it's
- 34:35next to the verb or I actually did it something that comes in between yeah that's the rule like in
- 34:41French like what is the real pronoun it's either more or more is something that happens right next to
- 34:48yes but we're not allowed to admit it okay let's do it let's change it I'm done it happened
- 34:52right here do we need do we need apostrophes no we do not good that's another thing and frankly I
- 34:59couldn't imagine writing without it but that's an accident we could use it in order to disambiguate
- 35:05here in there but German has the same so as we do and they don't use an apostrophe and look at how
- 35:10persnickety and precise yeah with the apostrophe is an accident and I believe you'd be surprised how
- 35:17quickly you forget what you write or let's say I think I did a New York Times piece about the
- 35:23apostrophe not making any sense and I didn't get that much pushback either I think people get it
- 35:27but because of path dependence I would have a hard time letting the apostrophe go it would look
- 35:33wrong on the page yeah but if you could roll the camera back it will be good to one get rid of
- 35:37slavery to get rid of billion me three the apostrophe I mean I think we should just get rid of it
- 35:42because the people who don't really know how to use it are being forced to use something that
- 35:48they don't need to use and the people do know how to use it get constantly irritated by how many
- 35:53people don't know how to use it actually when there's a plural right the green grosses apostrophe
- 35:57of you know oranges five dollars a bag you know within apostrophe yeah but sometimes it looks
- 36:05wrong not to have it like I understand if like oranges not a good example but there would be
- 36:09something which ends in like a vowel that doesn't look quite right if you put a actually potato
- 36:15there was a famous case in the UK where there was a senior politician who went to a school
- 36:20and was spelling in front of the class and there were cameras there and he wrote potatoes
- 36:26incorrectly I don't think it was an apostrophe problem but like and he got absolutely annihilated
- 36:31for not knowing how to spell the word potatoes Josh you know that that story is better
- 36:37if it's in Britain I wish it had been in Britain but that was in the States was that was
- 36:42vice president Dan Quayle get out who was known for being kind of idiot and he was in a school
- 36:49and misspelled potato and he never never got it actually was it that he put it in the end
- 36:53put it in the end in the singular because that's the plural the poor man he never got past it
- 37:01oh he's still alive and he's still down I love it no that would be better in Britain but it was
- 37:06he sitting in a tank wearing a helmet at the time that he was misspelled in the word potato
- 37:12if it would be caucus the only thing I know that wasn't even the same guy this is the file
- 37:18this is the very thin file folder in Josh's brain which contains hapless American vice presidents
- 37:24in the movie it's the same man who was in that helmet and that goes in potatoes that's right
- 37:31yeah I would go into the apostrophe um also it makes no sense that we don't have a possessive
- 37:36apostrophe on the word it's that you know you teach your children all this stuff about how the
- 37:41apostrophe's work and then there's this one exception where the dog and its bone like the dog's
- 37:46bone has an apostrophe the dog and its bones should have an apostrophe people fuck that up all
- 37:51the time because it is versus it's and yours versus yours yeah it's a it's a complete it's a
- 37:58company no there's no your sorry folks that's my jet lag but yeah it's and people tend not to get
- 38:03it right even rather literate people yeah and it would be nice to just kind of get rid of it and
- 38:08just say ITS in both cases and get rid of this thing that seems almost designed to allow people
- 38:14like you and me to laugh at people who didn't get it right yeah yeah exactly but I don't and I won't
- 38:19and I will just get I mean let's just get rid of it let's vote to get rid of it um the the
- 38:24sort of fame and renown that you've acquired over the past decade I guess as a result of the
- 38:29social justice revolution and your courage and I suppose contrarianism on and possessive and
- 38:35compulsive yeah which is really what it is uh if you could turn back time would you have that
- 38:40I mean is this a welcome attribute in your life that aspect of your reputation or not welcome
- 38:47huh uh huh I'm I hate to say this because I've seen people in my position right and say this
- 39:02sort of thing and they look they they look ungrateful I don't mean to strike that note but when it
- 39:09comes to the social justice anti-woke park that did after 2020 put me in a new place and no it's
- 39:19not what I chose and the truth is being known mainly for that and elevated as one of the brown
- 39:28faces who can be depended upon to tell the truth about these social justice issues I didn't choose
- 39:35and although it's nice to be made a big deal of sometimes deep down on somebody who was at home
- 39:44reading my books and you know raising my two daughters I'm a very musical person I like to make
- 39:50food I've got a lot of hobbies that's me whereas there are other me's where I think that really
- 39:57their essence not that they don't like to cook and read too but they want to be out and about
- 40:01pressing the flesh and you know being being famous you mean literally are the human beings or
- 40:06parts of you um what do you mean when you said there are other me's do you mean that there are
- 40:12other people no other other parts of other other men and women right who are you know in a similar
- 40:18position to me where I think they really enjoy the flesh pressing whereas for me deep down on this
- 40:25guy who's at home and all of this happened and it's a duty I think it's really important to be
- 40:32a black person now black person of a certain age but not old yet who upholds those views what I
- 40:39really get off on is that all of that meant that the New York Times tapped me and they are frankly
- 40:46wonderful to work for and it's a magnificent pulpit because everything you write all reading people
- 40:53read that is a high and with the column I write about language race and music not only race and I
- 41:01would say race isn't even half so if you know me from the times and if you think of me as somebody
- 41:06you want to shake hands whether invite me to something because of the times that's great but when
- 41:10it's calm and let's talk about wokeness let's talk about free speech that's a duty and their times
- 41:17when I think am I being pulled away from for example my academic linguistics for that and so yeah it's
- 41:25a bit it's a bit of a burden I've been weary over the past few years because and this sounds like
- 41:33I'm trying to make myself sound like I'm in some play but am I losing myself because of being
- 41:40called upon to be a spokesman for all of these things and the truth is a little but then on the
- 41:45other hand if none of this had happened my life wouldn't be nearly as interesting and I think I
- 41:51would be bored with my life as it was say just 10 years ago because I needed a third act so that's
- 41:57the the gloomy answer to that well I mean in addition to the liability of becoming weary and not having
- 42:05as much time to sit there with your pipe and your slippers and your and your brand there's also
- 42:13the liability I presume and tell me if I'm wrong of finding yourself unwittingly associated with
- 42:18bedfellows who you wouldn't choose and maybe being called upon by people who have a less nuanced
- 42:25understanding of the issue than you might and not knowing whether or not at some point you're
- 42:31contributing positively or negatively to the overall net conversation I'm very careful about that
- 42:38which requires effort that I then am not putting into you know the pipe and the brandy but I really
- 42:45don't want today's right wing to think that I'm one of them and so for example in advertising my
- 42:51books I always make it clear in the contract no manga people no fox news except the occasional
- 42:58exception no Hannity I want nothing to do with any of those people and so there's that I don't I don't
- 43:05speaking invitations from people like that I do not speak before federalist societies I don't
- 43:10speak before the conservative think tanks except for the Manhattan Institute who I used to work for
- 43:16and who always harbor a lot of democrats and so we have an old relationship but the other think tanks
- 43:22I make the very occasional exception if it's for a friend and it's not going to be me promulgating
- 43:27some right wing agenda and I think that that's actually worked like for example my
- 43:32loathing for Donald Trump is endless to the point that their times when I think I need to really
- 43:38take it easy and take a long hot shower I think he's one of the most disgusting human beings I have
- 43:42ever been aware of in my entire life and I make that clear so right there that means that none of
- 43:47those people would want to come anywhere near me but yeah there's going to be some bleed there's
- 43:52going to be there going to be some right wing people who think well look at what John McWater said
- 43:58but I can't stanch that bleeding because I don't want to be the kind of figure who is so worried
- 44:05about them that I hedge what I say so much that I'm not saying anything and there are black writers
- 44:10like that who are very worried that Newt Gingrich or you know Christopher Rufo is going to listen to
- 44:15what they're saying and frankly you know I turned down a podcast with Newt Gingrich the other day
- 44:20but if I'm going to worry too much about that sort of thing then between all of the well
- 44:25babies and to be sure etc. I'll write pieces that are very intelligent but don't make a point
- 44:32that sticks in your head and then nobody pays attention to me and then all I get to do is drink
- 44:37brandy and read about dinosaurs and that's not what I want so there's going to be some bleed.
- 44:43How do you what do you make of the willingness of many people in the anti woke center left and
- 44:50center right to tolerate Donald Trump and the current cultural right? I have had to wrestle with
- 44:58trying to get myself into the head of intelligent people who can break bread with that person
- 45:09because they would prefer him to what they think of as the hideousness of wokeness. I have to work
- 45:17to understand that I think I'm beginning to in most cases how you could listen to him and think
- 45:21this is a person who should be a steward of a mature society. I choose him based on the things
- 45:29that he's saying I would rather risk this than for example Kamala Harris because she's too woke
- 45:36and she has a silly laugh and she wasn't a great candidate but wow it really does it's funny you
- 45:44learn about the diversity of humanity I had a relationship 35 years ago where I learned from her
- 45:54how different two people could be who had had the same middle class upbringing same opportunities
- 46:00just our tastes our attitudes I feel wow people can be really different I'm learning that lesson
- 46:07again now in realizing that Amy can pull the lever for that man it's hard though and to look at what's
- 46:16happened over the past two months wasn't it clear this is the way it was going to be but for many
- 46:21people this is better than things would have been under a president Kamala Harris I have to work
- 46:27really hard and I'm trying because I don't believe in calling people crazy I don't get off on
- 46:32despising people I don't want to think that I'm living in a broken country but wow it's been really
- 46:38tough and I'm despised by many people on the right and even in the center for saying things like
- 46:43this because I'm insulting the person they voted for and therefore by extension them I'm sorry
- 46:49but I can't help it it's the only way I can see it how do you get on with Glenn Lowry about
- 46:56this a colleague and friend you know with you and you do a podcast Glenn and I have had some
- 47:03real set-tos about Trump especially because a lot of the listeners are disgusted with me because
- 47:10I'm so implacably opposed to and scornful of Trump we even had an off the record exchange about
- 47:19it the other day because it's hard it's getting really tough he and I will be okay because we both
- 47:25respect different points of view but it's gotten hard I would say our hardest conversations have
- 47:30been about that and then about Tana Hossie Coats's book about his trip to Israel we really that was
- 47:37that one because there's a certain amount of of histrionic that that's the wrong word there's a
- 47:44certain amount of theater involved in doing a podcast when you know that they're people who are
- 47:49watching Glenn and I know what we're doing I know when to cue him to one of the Glenn Rants
- 47:55something like that like we're like we're doing jazz the one time when I actually was upset
- 48:00when I was thinking I'm angry now and this is not just play acting was during the Tana Hossie Coats
- 48:06Israel Gaza conversation and Glenn felt the same way when we stopped that one just tell people
- 48:11the contours of that Tana Hossie Coats wrote a book where he went to Israel and he's a prominent
- 48:16intellectual black left wing writer yes very prominent he's a he's a superstar and his latest book
- 48:24is among other things but the main part of his latest book which is called the message is that
- 48:29he spent a short period of time being taken around Israel and being shown the situation in Gaza
- 48:37and he he came away feeling that there was a genocide happening and that what's going on
- 48:45with Gaza in Israel is what he would call an apartheid that is a view that he is allowed to have
- 48:50but I felt that he hadn't really studied the prelude to the current situation very much and that
- 48:58I found his analysis superficial and this was pre-October 7th he went I think he went to the West
- 49:03Bank right not Gaza but he was talking he was looking at he did not go to no I think he did
- 49:09he did see Gaza I'm pretty sure but it was before October 7th but as far as he was concerned
- 49:16coats in the interviews that he did everything that he said in the book pre October 7th applied
- 49:22he was one of the people who tacitly feels that what Hamas did while unfortunate or
- 49:30probably or troubling as people like him would say was an inevitable and in a certain abstract
- 49:36sense defensible response to what Israel has done all this is very front's fun all I find
- 49:43that an overly simplified view of what has happened in that area over the past roughly 125 years
- 49:52I just think that it doesn't take account of the complexity and coats as view is that there's
- 49:56nothing complex about it that their times when you have to stop thinking of things as complex
- 50:01as just a simple moral calculus Glenn thought that coats wrote a good book he didn't agree with
- 50:09everything but he respected what coats had done which is interesting because Glenn and I in the
- 50:13past on the show have criticized coats in general and Glenn has always lit into him more strongly
- 50:20than me but for reasons I don't completely understand and I genuinely don't Glenn was more patient
- 50:25with this book than I expected and so we just got into an Israel argument neither of us are
- 50:30Jewish but it got not nasty but we were both frustrated and when that show was over we said
- 50:37are we okay which had never happened before and we are okay but that was a tough show that was
- 50:43a really hard show it was because of that conversation that I read the book really hadn't been
- 50:47planning to yes huh do you like it no but I'm glad I read it I'm glad I read it I really think
- 50:56I think he's a really interesting writer and I think he has an incredible turn of phrase he's great
- 51:00with a pen yeah I know that about that but it is I I is it fresher in your mind he didn't go to
- 51:09Gaza you would you would remember because you had that conversation yeah yeah I think I read it
- 51:17about four months ago my recollection is that it was mostly the West Bank because I think he was
- 51:22mostly talking about the indignities of Palestinians having to go through checkpoints and stuff which
- 51:29is really a West Bank phenomenon where you've got the settlements and exactly like because the
- 51:33because Israel isn't in Gaza right or wasn't in Gaza prior October 7th at that time my assumption
- 51:38exactly my assumption was that he was in he was witnessing all of these indignities in the daily
- 51:44lives of Palestinians who are constantly bumping up against Israeli checkpoints and that's the West Bank
- 51:50yeah because in Gaza there was no bumping up against Israelis it was just a stronghold yeah but
- 51:55I think I mean I do think it's in the the the the single point that I thought that Glenn
- 52:00honed in on in an interesting way and you had great responses to it was this point that you just
- 52:06alluded to about like maybe we can sometimes overthink things and maybe you know treating a
- 52:14treating an Arab in the West Bank differently than you treated Jew in the West Bank is primer
- 52:18facey wrong and you can go through all of them as many you know as many millions of words and
- 52:26column inches as you want to to try to justify it but to take the analogy to for example the death
- 52:32penalty I opposed the death penalty Tunisie coach Tunisie coach would say it doesn't matter
- 52:37whether or not it's for a terrorist or for someone who stole all over bread it's a principle of
- 52:41the death penalty is wrong I impose it regardless of the circumstances similarly I oppose you know
- 52:47treating people differently on the basis of their ethnicity or religion regardless of what the
- 52:51excuses yeah you're not you're not pulled by the moral tug of no no no because the question is
- 52:58and this is relitigating what Glenn and I talked about yes the Arabs are being treated differently
- 53:03at the checkpoints but the question is why and if the reason why but the question isn't why
- 53:09if you just stop the conversation before you get to the why right but the question is whether
- 53:14that's a legitimate intellectual move to do frankly no you could say terrorism is wrong the death
- 53:20penalty is wrong and we are carving off and then we're just putting a full stop a period right and
- 53:26that you don't you don't get to the why right of course the issue is what do you do about what
- 53:33happened in the past the Israelis have a reason to believe that if they treated the Palestinians the
- 53:40way the Jews are treated they would be in danger of being bombed to death and that's a fact which
- 53:46I think many Palestinians would say was justified and I'm even open to the argument that it is I
- 53:53understand why they might say that this is the only way that we can reverse what happened in the
- 53:57past and I would say maybe you don't maybe you can't reverse it but there's a real argument to be
- 54:02had but I get impatient with the idea that we look at it just the way it is right now at this minute
- 54:08and say this isn't right as if it's obvious what would be you know what I mean okay if this isn't
- 54:15the way it should be how should it be should it be that all those barriers are just taken away
- 54:19because obviously you can see why Israel wouldn't want that and that's why this is probably the
- 54:24notiest geopolitical situation on earth I like that your accent makes naughty sound like naughty
- 54:31to me because it is a naughty geopolitical situation as well it's not it's naughty uh yeah no look
- 54:38I just think Tanasi Coates is a I am exactly his target market right you know a sort of center
- 54:45left vaguely guilty for my colonial past white even though I'm you know I'm of my grandparents
- 54:52were Holocaust survivors and you know it's complicated right but nonetheless he has a way of
- 55:00articulating what's what it feels like to be a young shat upon black man in fear of his life from
- 55:08you know white a white supremacist superstructure yeah that is compelling and is catnip to me I get
- 55:16there I think there's an aspect of him that sticks in my crawl and it's not his fault I would not
- 55:25do differently if I were him but Tanasi Coates doesn't like white people I've heard him almost say it
- 55:31on a podcast and frankly I'm black too and I know from his facial demeanor I've seen him around white
- 55:38people his history he's a type he doesn't like white people when white people on around he's
- 55:43the type of person with a beer who'll say I don't like them you know with a laugh I get it he doesn't
- 55:48like white people in terms of the way they've treated us and the way maybe they treat they treat us
- 55:53now he would think about the cops but what it means is that he's writing to that audience that you
- 55:58talk about and I don't think he thinks of himself as writing only for black people I think he knows that
- 56:04mainly it's these white people who think of him as catnet and it bothers me a little bit that he hates
- 56:09them that he writes all of this he gets you know paid by these people he gets lauded by these people
- 56:15I think a lot of his readers think that if they read him and they and they internalize the gospel
- 56:21then somebody like him or he won't hate them anymore I always think to myself you realize he
- 56:27still hates you and he will go to his grave thinking of white people as aliens that's a weird
- 56:33career to me and he couldn't do it any other way I'm not saying that he shouldn't take the money
- 56:37because he doesn't like white people but it's always I figure you're supposed to respect your
- 56:42audience I don't think he does and I don't think that it's a grift he's not thinking I'm going to
- 56:47get money from all these white motherfuckers it's not that if they're going to pay for if they're
- 56:51going to pay him why should he not take the money but I find it unsavory he doesn't like the people
- 56:55who are praising him that's that's weird trying to and analyze my emotion my reaction to that
- 57:03claim one part of me thinks well you don't know that he doesn't like white people I can't know
- 57:08absolutely another part of me thinks maybe I've earned his dislike somewhat by being part of a
- 57:16cohort that has done such things um another part of me thinks maybe it's better to read the person
- 57:24who doesn't like me and earn some brownie points in trying to understand my opponent I don't
- 57:33want to call it that maybe but maybe that's maybe opponent is too harsh but my the person who
- 57:40believes they have reason to condemn me rather than not reading it yeah and the I get it and
- 57:47another part of me thinks it's short changing him because he's not writing a screed
- 57:53he's not writing a screed he's not yelling at me no it's trying to articulate yeah what it feels
- 58:00like to be in his skin I think in an honest way yes definitely in an honest way he's not grifting
- 58:07at all here's the next level of it I think his sense of white people as evil is exaggerated
- 58:16and I think that there's a kind of person like him that nurtures a sense of white people as
- 58:21that kind of enemy as a sense giving you a sense of security and purpose I think that within his
- 58:28lifespan white people have not been what he writes about many people I know of him who you know kind
- 58:34of on the fence about him say reading him about race you would think that he grew up in the
- 58:401950s and 60s you know and not 1910 but you know you would think that he was his dad and I think he
- 58:46gets a lot of this from his father but I've watched him in rooms full of educated white people and
- 58:51he's guarded you can tell he kind of wants to go home and I'm thinking Tonahashi what did they do to
- 58:56you all of these people adore you you're thinking that really at the base of it all is this quiet
- 59:03but implacable racism and you're thinking about the police but then there are a lot of holes in
- 59:08his story about his supposed friend prince et cetera and I also a whole other rant of mine is
- 59:14that I think that in our time now there is a vast exaggeration of the extent to which racism
- 59:21determines cops actions and it comes from basically the sheer statistics and so I don't think that
- 59:28Tonahashi goes and I could ever agree on that if we would ever have a debate about it which we
- 59:33won't but his sense that the cops are quiet racists where their racism comes out when they're in a
- 59:39tight situation and they pull the trigger I get what he means in 1970 I don't think that's true now
- 59:45and I don't think that it's so hard to see that that's not true now but he maintains that narrative
- 59:52so that's another part of it yeah I mean look part of the challenge for the majority audience
- 59:56of cultural theories like here's and yours and Coleman's and Glenn's and whoever else Thomas
- 1:00:03Chatterton Williams or Robin D'Angelo or you know what an interesting group I want to see that
- 1:00:11done by that would be fun part of it is that as a white person we don't really have the ability
- 1:00:19in part unless you're Robin D'Angelo who can apparently well she feels like a black person
- 1:00:23knows everything in our head yeah yeah a part of the challenge is that we don't know what it's
- 1:00:29like to be a person of color in the United States so I don't know what level of credence to give
- 1:00:34to claims that walking into a subway station or walking into an H&M store or walking into Tiffany's
- 1:00:41or walking through Central Park after dark is different if my skin were your color right I can't
- 1:00:50tell I don't get to have that second experience I don't get to see whether or not people look at
- 1:00:54me differently whether they shuffle away from me differently and so I have to take it on faith
- 1:00:59to some extent that the claims that people who say it's a problem that they're not making it up
- 1:01:07but they might be making it up and I don't know how how to tell Josh that's the hardest part
- 1:01:13they are and I don't say that as an opinion I say that as fact I've been walking around
- 1:01:18unmistakably black in the United States and mostly in cities for what's going on 60 years very
- 1:01:25aware of all these claims the idea that when you walk into a store you're trailed that you're
- 1:01:32walking down the street and you can hear people locking their car doors that white women hold
- 1:01:37their purses closer that you walk into Central Park and people are giving you funny looks and they
- 1:01:42think that you might be homeless no matter how you're dressed that in general you walk around
- 1:01:48being slandered and that's the fabric of your life Coleman Thomas Glenn and I all would tell you
- 1:01:57that that story that's been being told since about 1970 the people who say that are vastly exaggerating
- 1:02:04now do things happen black kids kicked out of a swimming pool by whites who think that there's
- 1:02:10something wrong with them being there a couple of black men being chased out of a Starbucks because
- 1:02:14they're sitting there and they're not ordering any coffee but what does that hurt they get chased
- 1:02:18out but white equivalents are not all of those things do happen they're very occasional they make
- 1:02:24big news but they are not the fabric of black existence today now in 1960 yes even in 1980 and I'm
- 1:02:34old enough to remember things like sitting on a commuter train car 1980 1979 and it fills up and
- 1:02:43I'm this nerdy black kid I'm wearing glasses I'm reading a book and I'm sitting in a seat the
- 1:02:48seat next to me is the very last one to fill up it's not that nobody's going to sit there I'm
- 1:02:53not I'm not Rosa Parks but finally a white guy will sit there but you can tell there's a reason why
- 1:02:58mine was the last one that was now 45 right 45 years ago it hasn't been like that for a long time
- 1:03:05and Coleman Hughes who is like seven has never never experienced that even and so there is a
- 1:03:13commitment that a lot of black guys in particular have frankly I'm going to say given the sort of
- 1:03:20things that they'd say very tart things about me and my supposed intentions they're exaggerating
- 1:03:25and you're thinking well why should I listen to him but then again it's not just me it's all of
- 1:03:30us heterodox people so Mark Lamont Hill who I respect very much he and I don't agree on anything
- 1:03:36but we don't hate each other Mark would say yes when I walk around I feel black I'm treated a certain
- 1:03:41way if Mark and I could have a real real heavy hour long conversation maybe with a glass of wine
- 1:03:49where I could politely drill him and he could drill me Mark is exaggerating and I'm not saying
- 1:03:54Mark has ever said it but I'm guessing that that's what he would say right no Mark and I have
- 1:03:59the same experience and no it's not the way it was if it were that way I would write very
- 1:04:04differently but the civil rights movement happened for a reason you said a couple of interesting
- 1:04:10things in that and so one was you were a nerdy kid and the other was that if you're walking
- 1:04:17through Central Park after dark dressed the same way as everybody else is it possible that part of
- 1:04:23what's going on is that there's there are socioeconomic biases which are being superimposed on race
- 1:04:30or vice versa in the sense that you know there are certain ways of dressing and walking and
- 1:04:34strutting and behaving that code as thug right yeah but and suddenly America that's racialized yeah
- 1:04:43but in a country with a less if there was more egalitarianism if you had I don't know if it was
- 1:04:48more like Sweden or Denmark or something then maybe these would all be white blonde blue
- 1:04:54eyed swaggering dogs who need to be trailed in supermarkets yeah and my point is that the claim
- 1:05:02is that it happens no matter what kind of black person you are so let's say that you've got somebody
- 1:05:07with what used to be called the short drop walk and the certain you know the big shirts and a certain
- 1:05:12way of present presenting themselves yes white people's response to that kind of person might
- 1:05:19be somewhat different however is it based on nothing or is it based on the fact that there are
- 1:05:24people who conduct themselves in that way and have those demeanors who are somewhat dangerous for
- 1:05:30example on the New York subway let's try this if you are a dangerous person chances are that is
- 1:05:36your accoutrement that is the way you walk etc then you could be somebody who
- 1:05:41fronts that way but it's not a criminal Thomas Chatterpton Williams writes about having been
- 1:05:45that kind of a kid I think we're expecting white people to be pretty good junior sociologist to
- 1:05:50always be able to tell the difference and this does not justify shooting anybody or anything like
- 1:05:54that but yeah bias that somebody like that might feel but it's not true that any black person
- 1:06:01labors under this constant quiet but ongoing abuse as in Ellis Koso Black writer who wrote the
- 1:06:09rage of a privileged class back in the early 90s where he wrote why are middle class black people
- 1:06:15so upset and he wrote about the sorts of experiences that middle class black people had been having
- 1:06:20in his time which is now the 70s and 80s it's completely different I mean I believe that they
- 1:06:25believe it I believe that they think that they feel I believe that they feel it right in the sense
- 1:06:30that you notice what you notice yeah yeah my grandmother who was a holocaust who's the holocaust
- 1:06:35survivor saw anti-semitism everywhere even in suburban Sydney where I could tell that it was not
- 1:06:41anti-semitism it was people being biased against the crazy old lady you know that's actually a perfect
- 1:06:47almost perfect analogy in if you rerun the history of the world a thousand times in how many of
- 1:06:55those universes are you a linguist all of them that's deep I I would have been a linguist of some sort
- 1:07:05I was five and there is this um book that we had I've gone on eBay and found that book I almost
- 1:07:13want to buy it it was a not very good dictionary but for some reason in the back of it they had this
- 1:07:19word list and it's still it's ingrained in my mind a word list of English French Spanish Italian
- 1:07:26German French Spanish Italian German Swedish and Yiddish I remember and that's a weird set of languages
- 1:07:33you know why you didn't say you know it's like and it wasn't a Jewish but they had those six
- 1:07:40and I just thought you've already got German in there as well which you they're close and that's
- 1:07:45in Yiddish I never thought about that so right now but that weird choice and I thought these
- 1:07:52languages and my mother had told me about what this thing called French was there were no Latinos
- 1:07:58in my life when I was a little kid in Mount Arian Philadelphia there were probably two Latino
- 1:08:02families so I didn't know from Spanish but these languages and you there these six ways that you
- 1:08:08can you can say a word and I now know that most kids would have looked at that thought well yeah
- 1:08:13and they have other interests but to me that was just mesmerizing and I you know at 11 I got a
- 1:08:20record set my mother gave me a record set of Spanish four LPs and you're supposed to teach yourself
- 1:08:25Spanish and the weird thing about it is that I actually did get through the set I didn't just do
- 1:08:30one side of one record I went through the whole thing and of course you don't come out of it
- 1:08:33speaking Spanish but the fact that I wanted to do that I just I am fascinated by other languages
- 1:08:41just this morning at the hotel there was a guy talking and on the phone and instantly because I
- 1:08:47couldn't get it thinking what is that language what is it and so I'm listening closely and I'm
- 1:08:53listening and I actually I thought it's Baltic okay because it sounds kind of like Russian but it
- 1:08:59isn't and so it's going to be either Latvian or Lithuanian I couldn't get it any further than that
- 1:09:03that I heard him talking to somebody and saying that he was Latvian and I kind of pet him myself
- 1:09:06wow and you know why do I care about that and so it's just it's a gene so you could roll it again
- 1:09:13and again and again if you rolled it even one time again the reason that I became a race
- 1:09:19commentator is such serendipity that wouldn't have happened at all but I would definitely be doing
- 1:09:25something linguistical yeah what was the nature of the serendipity on the race commentating it was
- 1:09:30just the fact that the particular cultural moment happened oh yeah I am I happen it's kind of like
- 1:09:37there would be no life if like the ions weren't like this like the cosmos has to be a certain way
- 1:09:43a teleological argument for existence right why you yes and the sun god must have set it up
- 1:09:48I was in the late 90s I happen to be in the Bay Area when the Oakland school system happened to
- 1:09:54propose using black English as a teaching tool I happen to be the black linguist in the area so
- 1:10:00the media called me and I said the reason black kids are having trouble learning to read is because
- 1:10:06the schools are bad which I thought was a pretty liberal point but I said you do not need to use
- 1:10:11dialect readers to help them learn to read it's been shown that that doesn't work it was just
- 1:10:16a perfectly logical argument well I didn't know about wokeness then I was not saying the right
- 1:10:21thing because I wasn't battling white supremacy so I got in trouble which meant I was notorious
- 1:10:26which meant and for me if you step to me what I do is I write a book and so I wrote a book about that
- 1:10:32and that kind of put me somewhere and I thought that was my 15 minutes I hadn't saw it and I thought
- 1:10:37that was it but and then we just pause on that why is it that you go off and you write a book
- 1:10:44to prove your case instead of sucking it up because no matter how many times you roll the tape I
- 1:10:52would be a compulsive writer it's that's another neuron of mine I I don't want to say it because
- 1:11:01you sound like you're bragging I'm just describing somehow I write fast and that was true when I was
- 1:11:06like three when I was five I told my mother I want to be a book writer and what I meant was not
- 1:11:12telling stories I meant I want to write nonfiction books like the kind of baby nonfiction books you
- 1:11:16could get from the library so when I get mad I want to make my case and especially back then
- 1:11:22there's no such thing as a podcast yet so it wasn't I'm gonna and it wasn't I'm gonna go on the
- 1:11:28radio because you can only go on the radio once and so my thought was I I need to have my say
- 1:11:34since I write so fast I'm gonna write a book about this and then I felt it was therapy but then
- 1:11:42hot on the heels of that was the debate over racial preferences and people were speaking in
- 1:11:48it was like Thomas Aquinas the code that people talked about racial preference issues in so much
- 1:11:55euphemism so much frankly lying so much distortion I understood why people were upset but I was
- 1:12:00frustrated at how coded the debate was and how the people who didn't like the demise of racial
- 1:12:06preferences wouldn't engage in a real discussion and I got frustrated and I was a fly on the wall
- 1:12:13at some meetings and I thought this doesn't work if these people want what they want which is to
- 1:12:17reverse the demise of racial preferences and the question is do you want that but if you want it
- 1:12:22you have to make a good faith argument it frustrated me that people wouldn't wouldn't listen to
- 1:12:27the other side so I wrote because I was teaching a lot of black and white students at the same time
- 1:12:33I wrote about my experiences in a book called losing the race and I think many people would think
- 1:12:38I spent two and a half years toiling but no I wrote it in like well literally in six months because
- 1:12:44I can do that yeah and I thought well okay people will know what I think because I thought a lot of
- 1:12:49people including black people think what I think and I thought this'll get around in the Bay area
- 1:12:54it'll make some more people hate me but I feel cleansed and I feel like this needs to be part of
- 1:12:59the discussion if I hadn't been at Berkeley to experience all of that if I had happened to get a
- 1:13:04job at UT Austin University of Texas at Austin then I wouldn't have written any of that and I would
- 1:13:10still just be some unknown linguistics professor so it was just I suspect that the events of 2017 to
- 1:13:172022 would have dragged you into the culture wars in some way because it sounds like what you're
- 1:13:22talking about is a sort of intellectual catharsis where something for so agrees your sense of
- 1:13:28of common sense yeah you feel and the need to release your intellect into into into that sphere and
- 1:13:34and if all of the if I was at UT Austin as a linguistics professor that's an interesting hypothetical
- 1:13:39in 2017 I started getting angry at all of this hyperwokeness then I would have written something
- 1:13:45that maybe would have run in the New York Times one time but they wouldn't have then asked me to
- 1:13:52write more things I think it would have just been I would have somebody would have had me on two
- 1:13:56podcasts that's it yeah because by the time 2017 happened I had a kind of a footprint but it
- 1:14:03really all started with the Ibonics controversy as it was called the black English controversy
- 1:14:08and then the demise of racial preferences in the University of California schools and the fact
- 1:14:13that I happened to be a black linguistics professor at UC Berkeley University of California at Berkeley
- 1:14:20at the time if I hadn't been I wouldn't be sitting here I'm pretty amazing isn't it like they're
- 1:14:25just the random chance the chance yeah I want to get you out of here in seven or eight minutes so
- 1:14:29that you can make your your next event at the University of Sydney so I'm gonna do some rapid fire
- 1:14:35questions you can answer it with one word we can do it's like a sort of a raw shark or you can
- 1:14:38all elaborate if you want to okay and you can just tell me what you think of these of these things
- 1:14:42I'll fire a word at you TikTok never watched it my daughters were all about it they were very upset
- 1:14:50at the idea that it was going to be withdrawn from them that is not my format capitalism capitalism
- 1:14:57is the best of many evils I'm not sure how we work things out and I don't believe that Marxism
- 1:15:03would be better if we quote unquote really tried it or if it's true that's not gonna happen in the
- 1:15:07real world populism populism is becoming a very vague word and so I'm not sure what I think about
- 1:15:13it populism from the left populism from the right people power I mean William Jennings Brian
- 1:15:20no nothings pitch forks I think it's really more of a cudgel than an actual term Jefferson Davis
- 1:15:29Jefferson Davis is somebody I always think of him as someone who made perfect sense to himself
- 1:15:36as most people do you think of there being evil Jefferson Davis thought of slavery as a natural
- 1:15:41state of things I hate to say is a black person I can put myself into the head of a white person
- 1:15:45a long time ago and imagine how that felt right and he felt that what he was doing was constitutional I
- 1:15:51can imagine how that felt right he thought that he was founding another nation I also would not have
- 1:15:56him over for dinner for the obvious reason but he made sense to himself he may not have been so
- 1:16:02generous towards you I don't think he was Candace Owens I don't follow her I think that her
- 1:16:11ravings reveal a rather charismatic idiocy and I often say that I'm not aware of any black conservative
- 1:16:23figures who are saying the things that they're saying just to get out there and to make money
- 1:16:29you know all of the black conservative figures that I've been aware of even if you don't agree with
- 1:16:33them really they feel themselves as sincere pro black actors I can only think of one person in the
- 1:16:41whole set of black conservatives where I would say that wasn't true and I'm not gonna out him by
- 1:16:45by saying it because what would be the point but Candace Owens from what I've seen is a Huckster
- 1:16:52and she's a little bit embarrassing but then again I think I think anybody who matters has her
- 1:16:57number at this point Elon Musk there's something wrong with him I really do think that he's a
- 1:17:04little bit off the fact that he has become the prime minister of the United States is a
- 1:17:10travesty of anything one might consider that's such a good way of putting it I have a thought about
- 1:17:15that yes we have a prime minister you do have a prime minister and so that yeah that's interesting
- 1:17:22China um one I've never been um two I think that it's awkward to see how the authoritarianism
- 1:17:34of that nation means that in many ways for at least elite and middle class people it's a country
- 1:17:41that can actually get things done however they're Mach Vellian way of looking at things and
- 1:17:49their lack of interest in human rights their sense that human rights is not the moral absolute
- 1:17:53that we're taught they are which I definitely think they are it's chilling to see and I worry
- 1:18:00about the possibility of a World War III where one of our adversaries was a country that does not
- 1:18:07subscribe to our sense of what human value uh what humanity means and the sense that there are
- 1:18:17certain universal laws China well have we ever fought an adversary who shared those values no
- 1:18:23whether it's the Soviet Union or Germany and now we're going back to Japan to to that yeah and
- 1:18:31of course Japan has grown but China doesn't have to have grown and so yeah I worry sometimes um
- 1:18:37who misunderstands you the most the left or the right
- 1:18:44I'm supposed to say the left because not nearly as much as back in the day because I've been
- 1:18:51in the biz for 25 years now there will always be a hardcore of people on the left who think of me
- 1:18:57as a right wing conservative who's out to make money and get attention and doesn't like Black
- 1:19:03people there will always be that group most of them though form their view of me in about 2003
- 1:19:09and naturally haven't bothered to engage me since because we're all busy and why would you bother
- 1:19:13with me if that's the the the feeling that's now a small hard kernel and it's overrepresented
- 1:19:20in academia there some humanities and social science academics who think I'm just the worst person
- 1:19:25and I sometimes think have you had to read me you know what what what what I do the answer you know
- 1:19:31now but the truth is at this point I'm getting the most violent verbally feedback from the right
- 1:19:39since I've shown that I really think that Donald Trump is a gorilla in a suit and really just will
- 1:19:45not compromise on it even just saying that now my blood pressure went up and it doesn't mean I'm
- 1:19:49deranged not Trump derangement syndrome I think that it's an intelligent revolution but now a lot
- 1:19:56of people on the right think of me as this frothing baby and they thought that I was more with them
- 1:20:02than I am because I'm seen as the black person who maybe is not conservative but who was not
- 1:20:07woke crazy so now I'm getting it from both sides which means that I guess I'm doing something right
- 1:20:14well certainly in terms that that's an interesting point it's it's worth wondering whether or not
- 1:20:18your reputation is in is more secure under a Trump administration than it would have been under
- 1:20:24a Harris administration in the sense that you would have been co-opted more by the right you would
- 1:20:29have actually banging on about the craziness of the left and you would have become more perceived
- 1:20:33as being partisan yeah I've actually felt of that yeah yeah that is the weirdness of my situation
- 1:20:39these days but you know what's important is that I have a situation and I didn't expect to have
- 1:20:44one 25 years ago but here it is how long will it be before an artificial intelligence can write
- 1:20:50your New York Times column to your satisfaction don't tell anybody but it can already do it
- 1:20:54because actually I was this is like name drop I happened to be sitting at a table with Bill Gates
- 1:21:02of a couple years ago and he was showing me his the latest iteration of his and he put in
- 1:21:09writing editorial by John McWhorter about slavery reparations and he went boop and it spat out
- 1:21:16this thing that sounded just like me it had my terms of phrase it had my take on it and then it was
- 1:21:24what what was it after that oh and then translated into Russian and it did and my lady who was
- 1:21:32Russian read it and I said first of all is it good Russian and she said yes and she said it
- 1:21:38also sounds like you would sound in Russian get out what does that even mean it's it's so yeah
- 1:21:45frankly it's at the point where I could say like for example take um the Palestinian who has been
- 1:21:52disappeared by the Trump administration I need to write something about that and it occurred to
- 1:21:57me yesterday technically I wonder what would happen if I just AI it and just and I'm not going
- 1:22:02to do that but yeah it's getting to the point where if you're going to write an editorial that's
- 1:22:08less than creative basically AI could do it for you AI could write an editorial by me about racial
- 1:22:16preferences now at this point yeah um what's going to happen when you die to you but I don't intend
- 1:22:22to die no come on those people now that idea that you allow yourself to decay and and all of us
- 1:22:28I don't think there's any allowing going on I think you're getting drowned I think I think
- 1:22:32you're getting I think it's getting gotten it's getting you're getting gotten I do not intend to
- 1:22:36allow it and to the extent that that doesn't make sense and I know that one could argue that it
- 1:22:42doesn't make sense given that everybody has always died I wonder if especially with AI with new
- 1:22:49technology it will allow somebody my age to last a little longer I'm thinking in terms of being
- 1:22:55able to make organs and it's not going to be forever John and also whatever they come up with is
- 1:23:01probably not going to work on people past a certain age and why would you want to live longer than
- 1:23:05a certain period some day the grim reaper is coming for you what happens the day after that I don't
- 1:23:10want that because I'm not I'm never going to be finished um honestly I feel like right now at
- 1:23:1859 I'm about to be 60 I'm working on a third act there's some things that I want to do differently
- 1:23:24I want to maybe start a cabaret piano career now that I'm old enough that it won't look stupid to
- 1:23:30do it I love and you know if things start slowing down when I'm about 125 well that'll be that'll
- 1:23:38be a life why are you being so evasive about your spiritual intuitions I am well for one thing
- 1:23:44I'm an atheist and so I don't think I'm going to be in someone's arms and I've always feared
- 1:23:51not only death but aging even at like 10 I thought I don't want that you know watching
- 1:23:57you know people's hair changing color and people bending over in the canes and the hospital
- 1:24:01stays I always thought I don't want that I have never spent a night in the hospital yet for
- 1:24:05example if I did I've told people just shoot me just kill me it's going to be longer than one night
- 1:24:10and so I really have an issue this is the Ezekiel Emanuel theory of growing old do you remember he
- 1:24:16wrote so he was you know instrumental in the Obama administration and the introduction of
- 1:24:21Obama care and he wrote this famous editorial in I think the Atlantic saying that when I'm 70 or
- 1:24:2775 I'm just going to not take any I think I'm he said I'm going to disavow all medical even
- 1:24:34antibiotics or anything like that I'm going to have any medical intervention whatsoever and I'm
- 1:24:37just going to allow nature to take its course after 75 oh no no there's too much there's too much
- 1:24:43to do and also here here's something I had kids late-ish and so mine are 10 and 13 if I'm going
- 1:24:50to see grandkids I've got to take care of myself to at least get it get a peek at them but no
- 1:24:56the truth is I mean I I must admit I've written what 24 books gets to the point where you've
- 1:25:04written enough books like I'm not imagining I'm not going to be Isaac as I'm off I'm not going
- 1:25:08to write 50 books because then you start repeating yourself yeah after a while you've done it but I
- 1:25:15don't want to admit it and so let's wait until after act three I hope you haven't done it I think
- 1:25:22you're a what's the cons that we're talking about what's what's the phrase about being a great
- 1:25:26that you were saying what are the kids talk about oh slaying cut oh you were slaying cut so I think
- 1:25:31you should continue being a slaying cut for at least another 50 years John thank you I hope so thank you