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Jersey Recap, Jax and Paige Uncaged, and Kyle and Craig · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Hello and welcome back, Darlings.
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It's Tuesday, and I hope you had a great, great weekend long
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weekend that is, there was no show yesterday Today We're back to do Jersey
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and guess who's joining me done in a very special sweatshirt. It's Emily Jeresa
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Hi, Hello, Hello, one and all. I'm wearing my Gia song
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to Milania with full lyrics sweatshirt. Wow. Wow, what a psycho gorgeous
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piece given to me by friend of the pod Jessica Joy. Jessica Joy,
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Boy, what a gorgeous gift to give one gorgeous California go And I have
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to say, now, is this from I'm guessing this is Milania's or no,
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this is Jia's line came out when it went viral, right, yeah,
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no, this is uh straight up well, you know she hasn't gone
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into printing her own lyrics on shirts yet from childhood. No are you sure?
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No? Because she had a whole line because remember went viral on TikTok,
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right, and then she did it and then she did a whole line
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of of merder. You're so right. I am so wrong, and I
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don't think this is from that line, but Jessica Joy front of the pod
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can correct me. Now let me ask you piece. So that was before
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it even went viral, which says a lot about the depth that this goes
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back. So you've been holding onto that for a while, Yes, I
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have. Okay, so this is pre viral resurgence. When it came back,
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this is like yeah, wow, really solid piece. Then, I
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mean this is like you know, if you would thrift this, you'd be
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like, this is a fine it is a find, but it's an I
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think I think it's just a simple Etsy piece, Like I think you could
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all find it and not pay those premium GA prices. Yes, but the
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fact that you got it before viral, like ev you know, like that
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says a lot. So you know, shout out. I mean jess got
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it for the lyrics, like she's in it for the right reason. She
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did show for the right reasons. And also like special shout out to jess
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friend of the show, who has a great show in Chicago. Let's give
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her a little plug. I mean, yeah, plug the Chicago darlings.
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I know you're there. June twenty six at Io, Chicago, Jessica Joy
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one night only solo show. She's gonna sing, she's gonna dance, she's
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gonna tell some jokes. I don't know if she's doing any of those things,
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but it's a funny show. It will be sure she will. She
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is a singer and she's a dance and she's a dancer and she's a comedian
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and an improviser. So you're gonna get like a quadrue threat there. Yeah,
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one night only, gosh, yess. I mean maybe if you all
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go and show up and support, you know, we'll get another night only,
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you know, just another night only. Also, there's some other shows
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coming to Chicago if they are already. Oh yeah for me, So I
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produced Baby One's Candy at Second City as well as sh Hamilton, the improvised
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version of Hamilton. So you could go and yell out, Gia Judae and
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they will do a Hamilton style show of ga, oh my gosh, Shamblton,
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not the other one, got it? Not at Hamilton. Don't yell
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out? Ye? Actually do? Actually do? I'd love to see how
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they handle that. Yeah, I would too, actually, So Haley,
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Manuel Miranda, you know that new show you're looking for Jedi. So that's
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Fridays and Saturdays at Second City in Chicago. Hot stuff, hot stuff,
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it's our old stomping grounds. Really, all that gorgeous California Memorial Day over
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here up in Santa Clarita. If anyone knows where that is. Nia,
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don't move here, you will be isolated. Anyone else who's willing to make
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new friends, come on up But I see. I think Nia would love
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it. I think she would immediately be in the middle of everything because she's
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got three little kids, and that is that is that Santa Clarita, Ya
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immediately have a network. No, she won't immediately have a network. No,
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it takes time. No. Look, I said this last week on
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the show. I said, I stay. Oh okay, I didn't go
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ahead tell me that she should not move up here yet. I think because
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she has such such little, little little ones, when it's time for them
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to get into like kindergarten, first grade, I'd say kindergarten, come up
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here and get it started. Because then, and plus, she's too emotional,
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she's got some postpartum she cannot having a big change like that would be
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too traumatic. I say, stay in the valley for a few more years,
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then come on up here when things have settled down and she feels a
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little bit more, you know, you know better about everything. And and
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I stand by that. I think that's really important. Community is really important.
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She can't take that risk right now. I think it it takes time
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to get plugged in. It took me, you know, you know,
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a couple of years. I was already ready to like make friends and make
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new connections. And that's easy for me to do because I can be very
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outgoing, you know what I mean, and it's not really easy for a
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lot of people. So I don't have a problem reaching out, So it
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didn't take that much time for me. However, it's not always going to
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be like that for everybody if not willing to put yourself out there. So
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that being said, we had a gorgeous California Memorial Day and a couple of
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the families that we hang out with came over on Saturday and we just like
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grilled and hung out and the kids went nuts. I mean they were here.
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They were up till like eleven. You know. I think the party
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didn't until eleven, which says a lot for these little six year olds.
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And they went from fashion show to fashion show. We were mermaids, we
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were fairies. They were painting their own faces, which, now that I
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think about it, I should have gotten the face paint out, But why
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bother Maddie has her own little like lipstick palette of all these different colors,
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and she has a villain makeup kit that we use when she was Ursula for
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Halloi. Right. Yeah, they came out, which I didn't expect.
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We did not know that they had gotten into the makeup. And they came
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out full face, their faces beat to the gods, and then they would
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take it off and rebeat and they would rebeat, and I mean it was
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on. Are your towels just covered in spe A lot a lot of them.
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But I gave them my makeup wipes and I was like, oh God,
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here we go. We're going to go through all the rest of my
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makeup wipes. I didn't have any and I was like trying to parcel them
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out in like one each, you know. And then the next thing I
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know is just an empty neutrigina makeup wipes on the ground and I'm like,
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I don't have any more left. No, So then they had to get
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into the paper towels and the soap and then the towel. Yeah, it
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was kind of a mess, but it wasn't as bad as you think.
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A lot of vacuuming, love spot cleaning after that. But you know what
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hashtag no regrets. Yeah, they had the time. That's great, So
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that's awesome. They will remember that for a year. Yeah, yeah,
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two months tops, two months. But we we do have a little bit
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of news to get into before we get into Jersey today. First of all,
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over the weekend, what popped up for me, really jumped off the
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page was that Jax Taylor was out with a new model girlfriend, Page Woolen,
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at La at an La lunch after the split with Brittany I'm looking at
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the sun. There are pictures of he and Page Woolen. It's been almost
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five years of marriage and they announced their separation in March. He was spotted
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with her. They went on a three hour lunch date together. Seems like
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there were a lot of cameras around to catch this, and there is a
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video circulating around today where Page makes a joke about oh and I'm pregnant.
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This is an OnlyFans model. She was picked up at her house in a
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limousine. This is also weird. It says Jackson's new love interest had their
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drivers show for them to the cafe for a three hour lunch. Afterword,
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Page dropped off Jack's at the Jackson's studio City Bar. That's where they had
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some of the pictures in the video. That's what I saw. This model
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is known for being an explicit Internet personality who shares raunchy photos and videos via
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TikTok and Instagram. I'm a little beside myself because Brittany shared some cryptic Instagram
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stories where she's like, you'll be better at the end of this and just
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wait till you see who you're going to become, and you know, like
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a lot of these generalizations. She also went out saying like, leave my
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kid out of this, because I guess people are attacking her kid for being
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on the show and the way they're parenting. So she clapped back about that
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that's a separate thing. Now let's break this down. So obviously this is
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a real photo op. This is a real pr in my opinion, whether
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it's a stunt or it's real, or it's both. To me, this
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is weird because I think to myself, could Jacks go this far just for
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a hot storyline for the show? Okay, because that's all I see.
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And then I'm like, but Brittany, why, It's like, I don't
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trust Jack's I could see him doing this all for the show. But then
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Brittany, I have a level of trust with her where I would be like
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you, she wouldn't do this to us, but she would have to be
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in on this in order to go along with it, in order to get
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back together with Jacks, should they get back together. I don't know where
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my head is with this. I think it's legit, and I think that
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what we're seeing here is somebody that's matching Jack's with Jacks in this page Gal.
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I think page is like, I'm going to ride this thing for everything
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I can get out of it. So we're going to do a three hour
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meet and greet in terms of it's not a meete, and you know,
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she's not in it for anything other than the the publicity. And I can't
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imagine she's actually that into Jack's No. Yeah, So so I think it's
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like a it's like a publicity rebound, and and I hope that Brittany is
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legit not into this and this is the thing that it takes for her to
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get away from Jacks and the difference, and so yeah, I do think
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there's going to be a split up. There is going to be a new
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season of the Valley. We're now going to have two couples that are speaking,
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But I think with Jax and Brittany, they will film together and we'll
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see like that, that's not it's not gonna be like Arianna and Tom right
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right, Yeah, they will co parent together. We'll see them argue to
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other. Yeah, And I keep like anybody that legit is with Jacks from
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this point forward, I'm gonna I always give Britney a pass for being in
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the middle of the boondocks and being kind of taken out by this Hollywood star
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and putting silver lining on that for her as a kid basically not she wasn't
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a kid, but she was so young and naive. But from this point
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forward, it's like, you see Jacks for everything he's worth. You've seen
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him at his very best, which was with Brittany. So if you're legit
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going for Jacks, I have nothing for you. If you're doing it for
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publicity, god bless, that's great, awesome. Well that's the only person
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that's gonna go for him is somebody who's I'm sorry on only fans and is
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willing to do a three hour press tour and make jokes like I'm pregnant.
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Right, Well, I mean that's yeah, that's perfect. They're gonna be
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last six months and it's gonna be great to say. I know this is
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really Nike to say, and I am just gonna be transparent. But I
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honestly thought on some level that Jax would never really go down and dirty and
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as low as he used to after getting married and having a kid. I
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didn't expect him to go as low as he's going right now. I really
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didn't. I had higher hopes for him. Jackson has left Change at Spots.
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Yeah, Jacks has left the building. Jacks has tried to be a
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good guy, and what happened he was basically shut out of reality TV,
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and not because he got a soft cancel as well, but in terms of
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like being a good guy, being a good father and a good husband and
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checking all the boxes in those categories, it didn't work for him. Yeah,
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the first entry he gets back into this world, he's gonna be full.
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Jacks blown out to the tens. So he's not. I don't think
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we're going to he has to be. It's so crazy to me. I
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mean, well, I couldn't live like that. I couldn't operate where I'm
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hated around the world. I mean of you know, it's like Tom Sandoval
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and Jack's are just the exact same person in that they're such straight up narcissists
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that they're willing to burn everything down and it doesn't hurt them, like deep
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down, it just does not. There's no blood after they get cut.
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Yeah. The only thing that here's Wow, I never thought i'd say this,
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but the only thing that makes Jacks a little better than Sandoval is like
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you can at least look at his his why, and you can see that
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he loves his kids so much, and you can see that he wants to
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support the kid. And also like, are you okay, go on,
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it's so good, Brett, we need ice. Yeah, So I can
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at least give it to Jacks that he has to keep this out of ten
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in order to support Cruise and his and and now Dom's how you would justify
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it. I mean I didn't justify it. Yeah, yeah, but this
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is hurting his kid. What what I see hurts him? Like him going
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out and gallivanning around with another woman is hurting his child. But they're separated,
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right And Brittany left Jack's because Jax drove her away. I mean you
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can watch that footage. I don't she should not be with him. It's
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a it's a tough call. I don't know, I really as much as
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like, yes, it would be nice for Cruz to have two parents.
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I don't want Cruise growing up on watching Jack's talk to Brittany like that either,
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Right. I just can't get over how blatant this is as a setup
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and a publicity ploy like. But at the same time, I also thought
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before the Valley started, when Britney moved out and she's holding the toilet paper
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and she's walking out, I thought that was all a setup, even though
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I know it was a setup for the paparazzi, but I also still didn't
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really believe that it was happening. I thought they were doing it for the
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show, and it actually was happening. Whereas now I look at this and
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I say, this can't actually be happening where they're together, you know,
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like they're not. They can't be This is such a setup to get us
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interested, and it's you know, but then again, what do I know?
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Yeah, well, person, and this is this is obviously happening,
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And I'm just having such a hard time wrapping my head around it because I
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can't believe he'd be this horrible anyway, I don't know why. I know
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that's crazy hope for people to change, but I I didn't know. I
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have egg on my face. Oh my god, it's so much egg and
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no nutrit gino wipes get it off? Oh, not not a one.
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Not a one. So the thing I keep going back to when I watched
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The Valley Now too, is like if there was a if the roles were
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reversed and you had a wife that had the drinking problem or a husband that
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had the drinking problem, and the wife and I don't even know if it's
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a drinking problem. It's just like maybe an allergy to alcohol. Who knows,
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But like, yeah, yeah, I'm just saying the way he talks
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to her at a constant rate. If Jackson was a woman talking to a
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husband like that, right, we would, the entire world would. She
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would be the worst villain of all time. But for some reason, we
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all just are like, oh, Jack's what an asshole? Anyway, what's
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on deck for Jacks? Right? Yeah, you make a great point,
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And I also appreciate that people are not standing for it on some level.
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I mean, they really are going hard in on Jack's Yeah, but we
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need him. But I think if it was a woman, we would not
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need it be like stop, get it, get her away like she was.
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You know, the misogynistic world that we live in, you know,
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and I hate it. Yeah, I couldn't anyway, I agree. Gosh,
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just wow. I just want to do a quick broad stroke about the
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Craig and Kyle thing with Lover Boy and Society Sprits. The two gals that
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host the podcast The Toast. Excuse me, the two girls that host the
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podcast The Toast spoke about this and I had no idea that they were one
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of the investors behind Society Sprits, and so they had a lot to say,
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and they did a whole podcast. So if you want to hear their
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side of it, please listen to one of their recent podcasts. But it
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was super interesting. And what's wild is that they stand They obviously stand behind
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Craig. They don't consider him a liar as Kyle had said he was.
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And what's interesting is that when we were discussing this at the Summerhouse Recap with
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all the darlings last week, who were amazing by the way I had posed
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the question, well, we all agreed, like we want to hear the
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other side of the story. We need to hear Craig's side, or we
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need to hear from Page. Well, we got best of both worlds.
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We heard from the ladies who started this Sprits. They have investors, they
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have people that they get to be like brand ambassadors, and then that's how
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they kind of like share the money and they you know, it's a whole
20:53
different structured company to how they market their Sprits. Whereas Kyle for lover Boy,
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does not have that. He is his own investor. He puts up
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the money. That's that and so he doesn't have anybody out there that's like
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sponsoring it or going on their social media and selling it. Right. But
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that's what Craig would be to this Society Sprits. One of the questions that
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I posed was is it possible that Craig asked Kyle and that sit down before
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he signed on the dotted line with Society. I'm about to sign on the
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dotted line with Society. What do you have to offer me with lover Boy,
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Because I'd rather partner with you or I'd rather invest in your company than
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go over here. And I just want to be on the up and up
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and tell you this and can I be a part of lover Boy. Apparently
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that did happen, and because Kyle doesn't run his company that way, he
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had nothing to offer him, so Craig went and took the opportunity somewhere else.
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Anyway, that being said, there's a lot that they talked about and
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you can hear it on their podcast. But I thought that was super interesting,
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so the story will continue to be told. Very interesting. I saw
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on into our recap of New Jersey. But duh wow, Okay, things
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are really heating up on Jersey. The alliances are solidifying themselves. We have
25:10
a couple of players that keep bouncing around and they're about to land on their
25:17
respective sides. And I'm talking about those players being a little bit up in
25:21
the air and they're gonna land. Are Jen Fessler and Jackie Goldschneider, who's
25:26
coming in hot from the side as a friend of who really wants to just
25:30
you know, put that saddle on and get giddy up and get back in
25:34
on that main cast. How are you feeling about that? I'm I gotta
25:37
get hats off to Jackie because she is the sleeper horse. I didn't see
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coming up the bag. No, like I thought she was done. Yes,
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And pay attention, all you friends of all you demoted cast to friends
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of this is how you do it. You align with another cast member and
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do a podcast and Rob and I need you to listen like I do think
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like once you're off the show, and you know, I think for example,
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like Jackie didn't. It was almost as though it seems as though she
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never stopped filming. She just kept shots on goal. Yeah, and now
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she is a domino in this game, like she is going to make some
26:27
key moves. They have to film with her. She's a main player,
26:32
even though she's a friend of She's making main player moves and apologetically. Now
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the question is is it thirsty? Absolutely? Is it clawing for you know,
26:47
holding the meatball? Absolutely most certainly, But does it make for good
26:51
television? And I think the answer is yes, so I'm willing to forgive.
26:59
Well, look since like talk well last episode of Jersey, like I
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feel like we we were like thirsty not thirsty, And then afterwards I kind
27:07
of thought about it and I'm like, you know what, put I guess
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you got to put thirst on the back burner because there is a bliss point
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for that that we need to have that everybody. There has to be everyone.
27:18
Yeah, but it's about relevance and authenticity, and so with that,
27:23
I'm like, no, this feels Jackie is offering something relevant and it feels
27:29
authentic. So doesn't I don't know. Okay, what is authentic about her
27:33
aligning yourself with Teresa? Her whole angle with coming on the show originally was
27:40
in fact, you know, she took Teresa down a peg and that was
27:44
respectable in my eyes. That seemed like a game plan for her. Again,
27:51
a game plan smart, yeah, absolutely, because everyone's afraid of Teresa.
27:56
So when Jackie came on board, she was like, I'm going to
27:59
be the person who's not afraid to her of her. I'm going to be
28:00
the person who's gonna call her a criminal. I'm gonna be the person who
28:03
brings up prison tacky. Sure, you know whatever, but she knows how
28:08
to push buttons. So now her coming back in after she was let go
28:14
and now aligning herself with Teresa and all of a sudden having that angle,
28:18
to me, is the same kind of angle she came in with. And
28:21
it's a ploy for television. So as far as authenticity, I can't.
28:26
I can't go there with you, but I'll respect your your you know see,
28:34
I think it is authentic because I think we're we're seeing authentically how Theresa
28:38
can reverse a person like and I want to know what means interesting this hard
28:45
like. I don't think we know the full story obviously in terms of this
28:51
whole thing coming together. But if we don't, you're right, You're right.
28:56
So that's why I want to know more. And that's what I'm talking
28:59
about being authentic. I'm not talking about Jackie. I'm just like, am
29:03
I authentically curious because it seems like something natural happened here that I need to
29:07
know more about. I'll tell you exactly what that was. Teresa figured out
29:12
on some level that Jackie was willing to, you know, be cool with
29:17
her, and Teresa knows that she could use another soldier in the army and
29:23
taking one from Margaret's team. I mean, it's as simple as that red
29:27
rover, red rover. Let Jackie come over and I am here. Don't
29:33
get me wrong, I'm here for it. But h Jackie, you know,
29:40
she switched teams, and she switched teams fast, and that is sus
29:44
Well, but did she switch teams that fast? Yeah, because this was
29:49
like three years ago. I mean, that's that's a that's like it because
29:55
they did put the time stamp of when she and that was like twenty twenty
29:59
one, that that was her last season. You mean, well when she
30:03
said the criminal stuff, oh right, Teresa. Yeah, but then she
30:07
was never really good with Teresa. She was kind of in and out with
30:11
Teresa for like a long time, and she could never get They could never
30:14
get on the same page, and Teresa was always coming for her. So
30:18
it did last a long time. It lasted for her time on the show.
30:22
I don't think when Jackie left the show that she and Teresa were in
30:26
a good place. Yeah, because Jackie was always on the side of like
30:30
the Margaret you know, and see now when the thing that I found very
30:37
compelling was that the way that Jackie sees it. In my opinion is that
30:42
I think Jackie sees Teresa and Margaret as the same, like two heads of
30:48
each side of the mafia, you know. And that's why when Jackie said
30:53
something along the lines of I don't see myself as one of Margaret's minions.
31:00
I don't feel beneath her anymore. I feel like I'm my own person.
31:03
Writing made me a stronger person. As she's talking about her book, I
31:07
found that to be authentic. Writing became let her become a stronger person.
31:12
I love that, and I love that she wrote a book. I love
31:17
that she is coming into her own and saying, you know what, I'm
31:22
going to experiment with this side of the coin over here and see if it's
31:26
much different than what I experience with Margaret. And there are people who do
31:30
argue that Margaret and Teresa are similar and that they're pulling the puppet strings and
31:36
that they're the ones who are heading up, you know, their little mobs,
31:41
And what do you think about that? I mean, I do see
31:44
some similarities. I see some but I think, like I trust Margaret so
31:49
much more than Teresa in terms of this hands down this world, well,
31:55
hands down yeah, yeah, So I think like if I was going to
31:59
align with somebody that would have my best interests, I would align with Margaret
32:05
because whereas Teresa is really like the second the wind blows a different way,
32:10
you're done for her in this world in terms of like the show until the
32:16
show, until you can serve her on the show, which is why she
32:21
brought Danielle Staub back. There was no reason she's been saying venom about her
32:25
for years, but the second she didn't have many allies left on the show,
32:30
she knew that would make for great television. She's not mad at it,
32:35
but yeah, yeah, Teresa's really good at staying relevant, like one
32:39
of the best. And so if that means that she's got a befriend someone
32:45
that she I mean really, I feel like what is possible is at some
32:53
point when Teresa's about to get fired, is like she makes amends with Melissa,
33:00
yes, yes, yes, or they both are going to get off
33:06
yes show. And now that would be the greatest thing ever that they if
33:10
they get rid of Melissa and Teresa and they say you fight it, and
33:15
they legitimately fight, youre them and they are off the show for an forever
33:21
until off camera, they make up and they decide we got to get over
33:25
this because we need this show more than yeah family. I would say if
33:30
they fire both of them. I don't think they'd ever fire both, but
33:35
they could fire Melissa first and then Teresa doesn't, and then Teresa becomes less
33:40
and less interesting, and then Teresa brings Melissa back. That's how they get
33:45
another season. As I say, yeah, oh, I just say,
33:51
this season without them filming together and that tension, it's not bothering me.
33:55
It is not bothering me that they're not filming together. No. I like
33:59
when they went to the charity baseball event and she's like, go kiss your
34:04
aunt and it made me sad. You know, it's still very sad,
34:08
but at least you know we're all getting through it. Yeah, what was
34:14
I gonna say? Oh, well, it doesn't matter, but I mean,
34:17
I know, I'll think of it. Oh, I know what it
34:19
was. Rachel Fuda is the only one standing up to Teresa as we're going
34:23
to see, and that's kind of amazing. I mean, someone has to
34:28
be the person that's going to stand up to Teresa. Jennifer Aiden and Melissa
34:35
them talking and trying to figure this out. It's a lost cause it's a
34:39
waste of everyone's time. There's no way that Melissa and jen Aiden can ever
34:45
have any kind of relationship when jen Aiden is so incredibly stuck to Teresa and
34:55
there's gonna be no loyalty shift, there's no it's a waste of time for
34:59
them talk no way. I want to watch that. I want to watch
35:02
I want to watch them keep trying, keep trying common ground. That is
35:07
very entertaining to me. Okay, because jen Aiden's going to fire off all
35:13
her cool meme sayings. It's not on my Pinko card, and Melissa's gonna
35:20
actually be trying to like put her best face forward in terms of how America
35:24
will see her, and it's gonna be because she's desperate. Yeah. Yeah,
35:29
So I want to watch that. I'll watch that multiple times. All
35:32
right, fair enough, fair enough? I get Yeah, Okay, I
35:35
do too. I just think it's going to be a colossal Like obviously it's
35:38
not going to go anywhere, because one to know why jen Aiden would never
35:42
let it go anywhere. I think Melissa would be friends with with jen Yeah,
35:47
but jen will never She was even like oh yeah, I mean yet
35:52
I wouldn't be comfortable with Joe Gorga being there. No, no, no,
35:55
and it's like, oh my god. You know, she just is
35:58
already putting up because Jen will always go so hard for Teresa, and by
36:04
doing that, she's just gonna like knock over Melissa any chance that she gets,
36:07
which, yeah, entertaining, kind of funny. No, it's very
36:13
entertaining. I completely agree. But I see the sides, you know,
36:17
really fumbling. I'm seeing Teresa's side look strong, whereas Margaret's side is looking
36:27
like they're getting kind of pummeled. Right now, they're all up in arms
36:30
and you know Margaret's panicking. You can tell because we've got the whole Danielle
36:38
Rachel Jen situation and that's all trying to sort itself out. So it's a
36:45
very awkward moment right now this season where everyone's trying to figure out like where
36:50
they're going to land and where their allegiances are. And that's the whole Jersey
36:53
thing, which is like I don't care who you're friends with. Yes,
36:58
I of course you care who I'm friends with. With the Jen Fessler thing,
37:00
like there's so many balls up in the air, which is so perfect
37:04
for this being the charity event with the balls being thrown. It's just very
37:09
you know, the the metaphor was great. You should have warned me.
37:14
Okay, you was a metaphor, but I did love that, Like,
37:17
you know, people are really the the Jennifer Aiden and Teresa Camp, they're
37:23
really doing a hard and fast job by drawing that line in the sand,
37:28
and it's going all the way over to Bill Aiden, who's like not willing
37:32
to really do or say much. To Joe Gorga. Yeah, but the
37:37
fucked up thing is like Jen is also at the same time, Aiden trying
37:43
to like loosen the soil under Danielle, like who they should be trying to
37:49
keep in their grips, Yeah, but like should they should? But she's
37:53
like, oh, who's who's that gal at the lunch? Oh? Lena?
38:00
Yeah this was Elena. Huh. So, oh, Lena, did
38:02
you you said something to me like it was so obvious. Remind me of
38:07
that thing that you said about Danielle, Like only the only thing is I'm
38:14
Danielle's hairdresser, and here is my story. It was just like so obvious,
38:20
and so I thought, like, Jen, this is a bad move
38:23
because like what do you you're gonna, Okay, you're gonna You're gonna get
38:28
Danielle out. She's just gonna go to Margaret. And I think Danielle will
38:31
fight very dirty, so she's going to get some shit on you. I
38:36
think that that is. I am excited to see Danielle move to the Margaret
38:40
camp because that's going to strengthen the numbers there. And I think Fuda is
38:46
the strong character here too. So if you can get Danielle, Fuda,
38:52
and Margaret together and we solidify that, I'm a little worried. Obviously at
38:58
this point, we would have thought we'd have Fessler on that side. But
39:01
she is. She's pulling, She's on that Jackie train, and she's heading
39:06
on over to Teresa Town, you know, and it's happening, and she
39:09
is going to be like, no, unapologetically heading over there. Because the
39:15
second when they had that lunch and food is crying and Fessler's like, look,
39:21
we had a very It sounded like they had a whirlwind romance the way
39:24
that she was talking about their friendship. She's like, look, we went
39:28
in hard and fast and like I came to you for Christmas and that meant
39:31
a lot. But now It's like it felt like she was talking about a
39:35
one night stand, you know, they have a friendship. And she's like,
39:38
but if someone's nice to me or whoever she said this to, I
39:42
don't know if it was the game. If someone's nice to me, I'm
39:45
going to be nice back. Oh yeah, she said it to Margaret.
39:46
If someone's nice to me, I'm going to be nice back. I'm not
39:49
going to be looking for stirring up trouble. And Margaret's like, you don't
39:52
understand, Like this is something that is a big deal. Are you sure?
39:58
Are you sure that's you yourself? Yeah? And that is like literally
40:04
it's mafia talk for like whose side are you taking here? Are you?
40:08
This is gonna be the death of you if you're gonna allow this, like
40:12
you are making a choice at this point in the season, and where we
40:15
go from here is gonna say a lot. Yeah. And like when I
40:20
was watching the Fessler Food to Lunch, I was thinking, like Fuda kinda
40:29
cried wolf a little bit last season going so hard on Danielle for nothing,
40:32
like it was like so nothing that I can't even remember, but she wouldn't
40:37
let it go. Yeah, yeah, that's right, And does do that,
40:42
but this is something. I mean, Louis did hire allegedly an investigator,
40:46
Like this is actual something terrible. But I'm like, she's kind of
40:52
like doing the same. I feel like she cried wolf last season, so
40:58
now it's like a little bit like Fuda. But I actually, when I
41:00
think about it, I'm like, no, this is like legit. She
41:02
should be pissed. And the fact that Louie is like, oh, yeah,
41:08
I'll meet with John Food if he apologizes to me, and I'm like,
41:14
dude, what, Then there's the whole other thing where again I'm always
41:21
going to be Devil's advocate. But like you said, Rachel kind of cried
41:24
wolf, but also she does take it a little too far. So that
41:30
makes me feel a little bit hesitant about going all in on her because I
41:34
feel like she does want the drama. Then we've got Fuda, who's like,
41:37
you know, shown up with the Manila envelopes and standing up to Louie
41:40
and he's spouting off and then he's got the headshots on IMDb, So I
41:45
have to kind of pull back on that. Fessler saying like I don't get
41:51
I don't get it. I kind of understood where she was at where when
41:54
she did have that one on one with Teresa, she was like, first
41:58
of all, our converse was about me. Second of all, it was
42:04
about you guys, and I did take up for you, and she really
42:07
did. She did bring it up in that conversation. So I felt like
42:12
Fessler really wasn't as guilty as Fudo was letting on. So I think Fuda's
42:19
mistake here is overreacting on some level that Fessler did nothing to stand up for
42:24
Fuda, and Fessler did. She did, so if she's smart, she
42:29
won't go hard in on Fessler. She'll kind of be like, Okay,
42:32
thank you for standing up for me. We'll see what happens in the future,
42:36
and like give her a buy on that. Whereas now Margaret's calling it
42:39
out in the locker room like who side are you on? Yehes, and
42:44
it's like too soon for that. It's a little too soon, and they're
42:46
going to shoot themselves in the foot because they need the numbers if they want
42:51
to. And it seems to me like Margaret and uh, who else.
42:55
I guess Fuda want to have a standoff against Teresa this season. Oh and
43:02
Melissa, I'm sorry I forgot about Melissa, but I don't think she does
43:07
well. Go ahead, and I don't think Melissa does want to stand off
43:09
with No No. I mean they want to. They want to shut them
43:15
out. They want to shut Teresa out so that they can move on without
43:19
Teresa in the future. That's what I think the plan is, and I
43:22
get it. So if they want to have this like standoff, meaning our
43:27
camp is going to be strong in numbers so much so that we can film,
43:31
we have to prove we can film on our own without having Teresa in
43:35
the mix. They're stupid to shoot themselves in the foot so early in the
43:40
season to give Fessor basically an ultimatum. In a way, it's not really
43:46
an ultimatum, but it's like you got to choose it's us or them.
43:51
And I think it's too soon for that because they're going to need the numbers
43:53
to go against the Aiden and the Judy's camp because it's compelling television to watch.
44:01
Well, I think that Margaret's side is not anti Teresa. There's I
44:09
think they're afraid of Louis and what he is capable of. Okay, if
44:15
the picture right, I think that the doors would all be Margaret would play
44:20
yes, I agree. Margaret's been willing to play for the longest time.
44:24
She's given Teresa many passes. Yeah, but but this is now, Louis.
44:30
This is a different This is a different Battle of Brooklyn. Yeah,
44:35
it's a different Battle of Brooklyn. I haven't even mentioned Dolores because her loyalty,
44:43
we know, is with Teresa. But she she's like the only one,
44:46
the only one that can get away with being in the middle of both
44:50
groups, the only one and does it beautifully. It's unbelievable. Yeah,
44:57
I mean a wonder she can handle ten dogs and two husbands. Yeah,
45:01
two husbands, ten dogs and all that surgery. You know, it's like
45:07
it's incredible. Have any darlings gone to this baseball game of four thousand people?
45:14
Like I probably, it's a big charity event. Yeah, I got
45:19
an invite and I was like, I'm on the West Coast. Sorry.
45:22
Also, I wouldn't go. I would want to support, but I wouldn't
45:27
go because it's just too I can't do these events and say what I want
45:31
to say. But you could go and watch. No, Yeah, I
45:36
guess I don't really feel like it. I mean I wouldn't want it,
45:38
like go sit in yeah, I'm okay. I would I'd go watch the
45:42
game, mainly because I would be so interested in terms of watching them film
45:47
these scenes in the infield and get a vibe on how like, for example,
45:53
Melissa walking over to jen Aiden's conversation with Bill and Joe and interrupting to
46:04
then lay down our terms for a conversation like I not that I would be
46:08
able to hear it from like the bleachers, but you'd see all the lights
46:15
forming around them, and you'd be like, Okay, I'm just so interested
46:19
in the producer tat Melissa and point over there, and then she walks over
46:24
and like how long was that conversation? So things like that I would love
46:28
to get a vibe on like this is because as producers, you're like,
46:32
all right, we know this may be one of the only times we're going
46:37
to get all these people together based on the current dynamics of the show,
46:42
so we need to really do our best to get people talking. So I
46:46
just would want to see how it was produced. That's how I would like
46:51
to watch it live, And you'd need to be like in the dugout in
46:54
order to see these conversations and the pointing of the producers. Well may be,
47:00
but I think you could be first row and see a lot of this
47:02
shit go down like just that. Maybe row definitely first row. You know.
47:07
That's what I'd like to do, So please bring me on so I
47:09
can do color commentary of how the show's produced. By the way, I
47:15
have to mention that when Rachel and Jenfessler met for coffee or whatever it was,
47:20
and they're ordering what, I don't know what this is, but they're
47:23
like, yeah, the honey butt of toast bits and the cropples and the
47:28
sacs and the the fucking show shows and like what ar these food things?
47:35
Like a hybrid of waffles? And I'm oh, oh my god, I
47:38
don't know what it is, but oh, you know what, Oh my
47:43
god, you're so right. You know what they filmed their last year and
47:45
it is something like that because I remember talking about it last year. You're
47:49
so right. It's like, you're right. I forget what it is,
47:55
but it's made in a waffle maker and it is a different substance, but
48:00
it's made into a waffle. Thank you. Okay. You're also shout out
48:07
to the large flower on Foodah's dress and her confessional. That's the style that
48:14
we're going with because it's all about the florals these days. But you know,
48:20
yeah, to each his own, it's it's a state. How how
48:23
far down are we on the jen Aiden events where we're doing a first year
48:29
dog party? Wow? But also like her daughter's dog, which I love.
48:37
Jen Aiden's daughter is one of the child I could watch scenes with.
48:40
She's great, great, and that she was like this gets my bitch.
48:47
And I don't feel like jen is like egging her on. I don't get
48:52
any of that. She's just entertaining. She is watched well, yeah,
48:54
I mean look at her mom. I mean like, yeah, Jen's a
48:58
great mom. I always we always talk about the Jersey moms are great and
49:01
their kids are great. And we got to see both Antonia and uh Gabriella
49:09
go away to college. Yeah, and the dropping them off and my god,
49:15
if I did the University of Delaware, baby, yeah, it's so
49:19
hard there because it's right, it's like fifteen minutes from where I grew up.
49:22
Oh really, then back then you could do a lot of underage drinking
49:28
at University of Delaware, So you didn't go there, you just partied there
49:32
all the time. Oh wow, Oh my god Antonia is really in for
49:37
it. Well, I mean I'm talking about like when I was in high
49:40
school, we'd all go over to Newark and like you know, Stone Balloon,
49:45
but like you could get into all these places. Then you can't now
49:49
and then like the parties will carry over to the dorms. Yeah. Well,
49:52
I love that Antonio has her bestie that she's rooming with. That is
49:57
huge awesome. That would be every parent's dream. Like when they were leaving
50:04
her there, I was like, oh, she's I would I felt good
50:07
about Joe and Melissa leaving her there because she has her best friend and like
50:10
I just was like, oh, this is so great. It made me
50:13
feel so much more at ease, Whereas like with Gabriella at U of M,
50:19
you know, it's definitely further away, and you know, she's not
50:22
rooming with anybody that she knows, and I just felt like it was a
50:27
harder thing. Yeah, especially if your kid is like on the celebrity radar.
50:32
I would think that that would be kind of hard to deal with.
50:36
Like it must be nice to have that barrier of protection in terms of just
50:40
people like wanting an opportunity or just being hurtful it's just nice that her best
50:47
friend is there. Yeah, it's it's great and it was very emotional.
50:52
I did get choked up and I just thought, Wow, these kids are
50:54
all grown up and oh my gosh, really really really sweet. Yeah.
51:01
Also random, but at the at the Dog Party, the Puppy Party fashion
51:07
show, Krispy Cream donuts were on the counter and they said, has custom
51:16
donuts sticker on it. So I just want to mention that's really I respect
51:22
that and I want to know more about that. And I love that they
51:24
had custom Krispy Creams and that says a lot like that is a that's a
51:29
serious flex in my book, because I love Krispy cremes. What event was
51:35
supposed to happen that? Then? The producers were like, oh, you
51:38
got a dog. Let's say it's the one year anniversary and we're gonna let's
51:45
just do this. Wait, it was the one year anniversary of the dog.
51:47
Is that what you're saying? The first birthday of the dog? Listen,
51:52
this was right up the alley of housewives right, A puppy party,
51:57
and the fact that they were getting mad about who was invited to the puppy
52:00
party made it comical. You think that that was just a stuck in there
52:04
and that there was a better event that that didn't happen. Yes, I
52:07
do, Yes, I do. Also, it's Olivia's dog and there was
52:13
not like any other kids there, right, there were no kids, so
52:19
it's like clearly a housewife event. Yeah. And then there was a guy,
52:23
the trainer. It was like the cover caneine. He was wearing his
52:28
T shirt yep. But they never had had yeah, So I don't know,
52:34
it felt like there was something else that maybe was going to happen,
52:37
and then at the last minute they were like, uh, dog for first
52:42
birthday. I don't know what if it was making up for something, but
52:52
I think it was definitely a good party to have. But I love that
52:58
Dolores Doloris's dog that she brought. Lady should have won the costume contest because
53:02
Lady was dressed up like little Red Riding Hood and looked like the wolf,
53:07
you know, so it looked like wolf in sheep's clothing. It looked like,
53:09
you know, Red Riding Hood from the tail. I know, the
53:14
wolf dress up like the grandmother, but he really looked like a wolf,
53:16
and so I just thought that one was nailed. But so that was my
53:21
vote. But of course Biscuit won, and that's fine. I do want
53:24
to I remember seeing the party like a housewife event being promoted. Oh yeah,
53:32
And so I'm really curious to hear more about this, about how Danielle
53:37
asked them to be a part of this and Teresa and Jen and Dolores did
53:42
it and they really like rocked hard for it and something happened. And I'm
53:47
curious other than the VIP area that Lena was kicked out of, which did
53:53
seem like kind of bullshit that they kicked her out of that. Yeah,
54:00
yeah, I don't. I'm sure Danielle's gonna have some reason that right,
54:05
it will make sense because that just seems way. I mean, maybe she
54:09
doesn't. Maybe she is just a total jerk, but that just seems she's
54:15
like, yeah, bad move, bad move. And Danielle is very sus
54:19
to me too. I mean, she's got her she hasn't talked to her.
54:22
I didn't realize that she hasn't talked to her dad any year. But
54:25
we did hear like that her dad does pickups and sees the kids, but
54:30
they don't talk. I didn't realize it in an entire year and her dad
54:34
is not even coming to her fashion show. Her mom scheduled a cruise,
54:38
which, listen, you know that's so people's schedules have, people have lives,
54:43
you know what I mean. So I get it, but this is
54:46
just very interesting. Yeah when when people I yeah, I mean I get
54:54
family dynamics can be really weird. It's just uh that a as raises red
55:00
flags, like with Teresa, you know, when they were at the Mammonade's
55:08
charity event and Marge kind of stirs it up in the locker room and she's
55:14
like, this one managed to go to the puppy party. Danielle's like,
55:19
how did you manage to get invited to Jen's puppy party? And then Jackie's
55:22
like, I'm friends with Jen. The only person I'm not friends with is
55:25
you. Jen and I have been friends with since twenty eighteen. And I'm
55:28
like, uh, you mean you're on a show together whatever. And then
55:35
Danielle and then Danielle and Jackie are fighting, and you know, Jackie's like,
55:40
Jackie is coming to Danielle going, you didn't invite me to a party.
55:45
Big mistake, huge, because guess who's coming in and you need me
55:50
on your team, and guess who's gonna fucking slay with the Tree team.
55:53
Who's going to be a tree hugger this season? Guess what you did wrong?
55:58
You wronged me. That's how I read that. Yeah, so it's
56:01
gonna come down to Jackie and Danielle. That's who this season is going to
56:09
go between, because one of them will lose. Yeah, I think.
56:15
And now we have Margaret and Jackie going head to head and Jackie being like,
56:23
uh, Margaret saying like, what have you done for me lately?
56:28
It was the anniversary of ginst then everyone checked and made the chin check on
56:31
me, and then Jackie's like, did you post about it? I'm like,
56:35
ooh, wrong answer. And then Jack's like, well, I feel
56:38
like you didn't give me the time of day anymore. And to me,
56:40
I read through the lines, read between the lines, and that's Jackie saying
56:45
after I was fired from Housewives, you didn't talk to me as much anymore.
56:50
So I went where people did talk to me. And then Margaret's like,
56:53
well, championed you for that book and you didn't even give me a
56:55
copy. You gave it to Ginvesla. And then I'm like, we have
57:00
to understand that at some point, and I don't know the timeline, but
57:06
Jackie and Jen Fessler started a podcast together. So when Jackie explained, my
57:12
publisher asked me to send it to people that I'm doing press with obviously that's
57:15
her podcast partner. I don't know if that timeline is right, but it
57:20
seems like that. But it is weird that Margaret kept asking her for the
57:23
book and she never gave it to her. Because Margaret is a very She's
57:29
an incredible resource. She does champion women. She is the definition of women
57:35
supporting women. She will stick her neck out for you, she will give
57:39
you the opportunity to be like she's always going to give you the benefit of
57:45
the doubt at the beginning, and reminder you and I said, of all
57:49
the housewives, if we had to go into business, we would go into
57:52
business with Margaret absolutely because of those reasons. So I think it does seem
57:58
a little dirty that somehow Jackie is pulling back from Margaret and not recognizing that
58:05
Margaret was there for her when other people weren't. And that's something that I'm
58:08
gonna have to hold against Jackie at this point, Like, Okay, you're
58:13
now you're saying like you didn't give me the time of day when I left
58:15
Housewives. She didn't say that, but I'm I'm hearing her say that,
58:20
and I'm saying, Jackie, you don't understand people do get busy, that
58:24
you do fall out a little bit when there's a shift in casting. That's
58:28
totally normal. That doesn't mean that that doesn't erase what you had with Margaret
58:34
before. And I do feel like you owe it to her to, you
58:38
know, give back in that relationship. Yeah. Here, if anyone is
58:42
offering to promote your book, give them your book. I mean, like
58:46
that's that's like, I don't understand that because also show support, support,
58:52
like you're supporting her. Yeah, Margaret would have done some socials on it
58:57
would have been great. She probably genuinely want to read it and give her
59:00
feedback or like, you know, I think that she Margaret is genuine like
59:05
that. So I think that Jackie making a move away from Margaret is a
59:09
weird one, and that's what makes me feel like it's not as authentic as
59:15
it should be. But that being said, I think there are some authentic
59:20
parts to it. And Margaret, you know, basically saying to Jen Fessler,
59:25
I gotta be honest. Is this so you want to associate yourself with
59:30
So she's calling out Jen and look, we're we're at the ballpark. We're
59:37
at the ballpark and that's where that's where it all ends. Anyway, they
59:40
raised two hundred thousand, and Dolores was playing for Gerty from Miami, which
59:45
was a great crossover. And yeah, me, wonderful to see. And
59:49
this charity event is unreal, great charity event that you will not attend and
59:55
I will. Okay, you might be able to tug me into it if
1:00:00
we go like in disguise and don't tell them that we're there. I just
1:00:02
don't want to. My whole thing is I don't want to have to be
1:00:06
like, oh, yeah, we're there, thank you for getting me tickets.
1:00:09
Now I'm indebted to you because you will allow me to be a part
1:00:13
of it. That's what I don't want to support it. I would buy
1:00:15
a ticket, okay, so that the charity got the money. Agree?
1:00:20
Agree? Is there anything else you want to talk about? Uh, yeah,
1:00:24
let's just start at the beginning. No, I'm good, all right.
1:00:30
Oh I do want to say one more thing. When Louis and Teresa
1:00:34
are in that shooting room that set you know that they go into that fake
1:00:37
bedroom. That's like, you know, we're in there again. And uh,
1:00:44
Louis says, my conversation with John should be five minutes long. And
1:00:46
I'm going says the guy who wanted to have a one on one and didn't
1:00:52
want to do it at a party. And now you're saying it's got to
1:00:59
be fat asked and it's got to be at this baseball thing. Mm hmmm,
1:01:04
pick a side because now you're contradicting yourself. Yes, good point.
1:01:09
And also that he would need him to apologize is crazy. But yeah,
1:01:15
Also, Gia at that puppy party. She was at the puppy party,
1:01:22
and did you notice every time that they answered the door, didn't matter who
1:01:25
was answering the door, their voices were so high. And then when it
1:01:30
was like hi, and then even then Bill answered the door for Gia and
1:01:34
he's like hi, and then she was like, a you doing. I'm
1:01:39
the godfather, where's your puppy? She is the godfather of Jersey and she
1:01:50
boy, she locks it down. So she says, she's sitting next to
1:01:54
Fessler and then she is like, yeah, you know, I even said
1:02:00
to Louie like, well, hold on, let me get in my GA
1:02:01
voice. Yeah, you know, I said to Louis, you're not acting
1:02:06
like yourself. This isn't it's crazy. You're talking crazy. So she's even
1:02:14
That was the first time ever heard Gia like actually say something out loud about
1:02:17
Louie. By saying like this, doesn't you know she's noticing a side of
1:02:22
Louie that doesn't seem like him. I appreciated her calling that out. Okay,
1:02:29
very sad. Yeah, she's gonna be alpha by default, but go
1:02:32
ahead, because nobody wants to fuck with somebody's kid. I don't care if
1:02:36
she's thirty five, Like it's I know she's not thirty five, but I'm
1:02:38
saying like people are going to yield to her because she loves somebody's kid.
1:02:45
Yeah, and she deserves respect because she's the godfather. But so then Fessler
1:02:51
says something like, boy, she went and talked crazy at that. I
1:02:54
know, I'm not gonna say I'm not even going to bring it up because
1:03:00
now I'm gonna bring it up exactly. But everything that's the thing that's causing
1:03:05
the most trouble is Joe talking about Louis Louis talking about the brothers and the
1:03:12
and and I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say and Jia oh man,
1:03:16
did she snatch that those words right out of her mouth. She was
1:03:21
like, we're not going to talk about that. You see it. You
1:03:24
see what's not gonna happen is we're not going there. You know what I'm
1:03:29
saying, Feslo, We're gonna have a problem. And Fessler shut her fucking
1:03:36
mouth faster than I've ever seen, and she was like, alpha by default.
1:03:40
Yeah, it's alpha by default. Like, no, everybody has an
1:03:45
awareness of how they're gonna look going in on Gia, and nobody wants that.
1:03:50
Nobody wants that on our Instagram and everything else for and till the end
1:03:58
of time. They don't want to be seeing yelling out a child, because
1:04:00
that's how we see Gia. Yeah, I don't see her as a child
1:04:02
anymore. I see her as the godfather because now she's escally, she's gone
1:04:05
from child to godfather. And even if you do see her as a child,
1:04:12
you're still you're still going to see her as in control. She has
1:04:15
the power right and now with her on their team formidable, maybe I don't
1:04:26
know, I just don't think people will want to fuck with her. No,
1:04:30
No, that's yes, film with her. Oh I don't think they
1:04:33
think they like literally kid love her like they are just like, oh okay,
1:04:38
then that's what I mean by default, Yes, okay, because cut
1:04:44
her mouth. Yeah, and they she learned a real lesson because I'm like,
1:04:48
you can't say that in front of you. She's not going to stand
1:04:51
for it. You know. Oh I loved it. It was my favorite
1:04:55
part actually. Oh yeah, yay. All right, so that's that.
1:05:04
Well, listen, great episode. The allies are forming, the different sides
1:05:12
are forming, and I'm excited to see it, happy to see it.
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Is vander Pump Rules still on? Yeah, it's episode three of the
1:05:31
reunion. Okay, got amy. You know, the Memorial Day weekend really
1:05:36
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