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The Art of Commercial Acting (with Eilise Patton) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show You've seen them on your TV, but.
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  Speaker 2: Not in shows. We're talking to actors from famous commercials.
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  Speaker 3: Drawing heavily upon the improv comedy scene. Commercial actors are
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  Speaker 3: the people who sell you these products and have a
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  Speaker 3: good time doing it.
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  Speaker 4: So pull up, get ready to fast forward through this one,
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  Speaker 4: and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, I cannot believe I would. I mean, this is
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  Speaker 5: so exciting. I do have to run to a callback
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  Speaker 5: in like thirty forty maybe an hour or so.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you going?
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to un yourself break Oh me.
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  Speaker 2: Too, me too, I'm going there to which one? Are
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  Speaker 2: you going for Huggies or are you.
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  Speaker 4: Going for they Huggies?
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  Speaker 6: Anybody duncan? Anybody duncan.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna just text me, actually I want to text.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't book out this hour, so I might.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Carls Juniors but not Hearty's.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I know that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Lincoln Ford, he's the best with the big glasses. Yes,
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  Speaker 7: and he goes, he goes, please slate so funny.
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  Speaker 6: He says, I love him, they love I really love him.
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  Speaker 4: He came to see my hair all the other day
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  Speaker 4: and I went there, you are.
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  Speaker 2: One of my shows. A yeah, so funny.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta bug him. Now I'm put shows on Party four.
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  Speaker 4: You guys put shows on Party four.
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  Speaker 1: So Party four is this amazing app where you can
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  Speaker 1: use it to advertise your comedy shows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people doing events, but I'm asking
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  Speaker 2: people to come to things as a favorite.
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  Speaker 5: For if I have a show Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
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  Speaker 5: it takes over somebody's entire calendar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an all day thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's really They have it SYNCD.
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  Speaker 3: It goes straight to their Apple cow like an event
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  Speaker 3: they have to go to, and it'll keep reminding him
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  Speaker 3: to which I like, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They have it responded.
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  Speaker 5: Even if they haven't responded, they haven't even said maybe
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  Speaker 5: or no, they still get these you still.
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  Speaker 6: Get no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: And the connection between the two apps is kind of glitchy,
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  Speaker 3: so it will flash back and forth when you open
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  Speaker 3: up your calendar app and you're trying to see what
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  Speaker 3: time something.
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  Speaker 1: Is, and if you get the sound on your app,
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  Speaker 1: you'll hear a sound that you've never heard.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, That's.
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  Speaker 6: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: But to say like it's so funny that there are
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  Speaker 4: like apps. There are like apps that these people make,
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  Speaker 4: like for Middle America, for like frat Bros. To like
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  Speaker 4: be like we're having but like actors get a hold of.
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  Speaker 6: Something and we just make it a newsletter.
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  Speaker 2: Make it a newsletter.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry, we're gonna come in and reclaim it.
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  Speaker 2: That you're so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I've been advertising my clown show. I've been advertising my
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  Speaker 1: clown show.
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  Speaker 7: On clowning is is like something I see people do
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  Speaker 7: and I don't quite get it.
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  Speaker 2: But I like, I'm doing traditional birthday south are you
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  Speaker 2: making Okay? Yeah, I'm doing No. I know I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: White makeup, big red nose, clo. Class don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: You're not doing clown I'm doing clown.
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  Speaker 5: Well no, because like my understanding of clown is like
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  Speaker 5: this is my understanding to the envelope on stage.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so that's what I like it the way I
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  Speaker 1: do clown And this isn't the panel about clowning. But
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  Speaker 1: what I want to say is, you know, I'll come
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  Speaker 1: on and I'll do my balloon animal work.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do my right after somebody else came out.
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  Speaker 1: Just as a non and jacked off an audience member
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  Speaker 1: and Okay to me, I think it's a good palace.
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  Speaker 6: You know, is that Jenny? I love Jenny, So I love.
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  Speaker 2: The commercial audition.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, you're really pushing the envelope on
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  Speaker 5: stage the Subway commercial.
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  Speaker 2: It's just crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They have one shirt that they never wear that they
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  Speaker 3: only wear two commercial.
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  Speaker 6: Auditions wear all these buttons. This isn't you.
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  Speaker 4: They should really like no, ship can't wait to like
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  Speaker 4: literally talk process like you just have a shirt?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I'm like, do you guys have a best shirt?
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  Speaker 5: Now we have to guys, we have to we have
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  Speaker 5: to make guys keep it done. There's a callback, so
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  Speaker 5: don't get that. When we go into the waiting rooms
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  Speaker 5: of commercial auditions, a lot of the time we start
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  Speaker 5: gabbing too loud that the casting associate has to go,
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  Speaker 5: please keep it down.
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  Speaker 2: There's an audition. There's a call that going on.
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  Speaker 7: And it's fun like meeting you for the person too,
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  Speaker 7: because I see you there and they're like we're always
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  Speaker 7: like at the same I know your car, I know
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  Speaker 7: your car, and if she's there, like I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: women get it. You're like, you're absolutely doing amazing.
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  Speaker 6: That's you.
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  Speaker 4: The other day, we're posting in Fiji and I went, wow,
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  Speaker 4: she got that credit card commercial because I had Fiji
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  Speaker 4: open because they were like, make Fiji you have to
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  Speaker 4: have passport, right, Yes, And that's always when you can tell.
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  Speaker 2: Can we say it? You guys are the exact same type.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it that loud.
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  Speaker 6: It's for everything.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I don't mind, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know.
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  Speaker 4: And honestly, it's so it's good to put a name
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  Speaker 4: to the face.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, because I see it on the I walk in,
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  Speaker 7: I go, oh, man, Betsy Keenan's there.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm not gonna get it, Betsy Clarissa.
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  Speaker 7: Klyi, and I'm like, damn fuck.
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  Speaker 3: It's nice that there's like no animosity though, like it's
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  Speaker 3: so fun.
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  Speaker 6: How like in community we all are and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: if I get it, then I got it.
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  Speaker 2: If you get it.
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  Speaker 4: When I had to tell when I had to tell
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  Speaker 4: Republic of Pie that my where I am a waitress,
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  Speaker 4: that I had to book off because I was being
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  Speaker 4: I was on I was on a veil to go
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  Speaker 4: to Fiji for five days for credit karma. And then
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  Speaker 4: when I had to make my manage your mad right
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  Speaker 4: then then tell him then I got released off of
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  Speaker 4: a veil.
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  Speaker 6: It happens, right, It just happens.
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  Speaker 4: Right. But when that happened, I had to call republica
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  Speaker 4: Pie and see I can actually now work. And now
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  Speaker 4: here I am in the back of republica Pie and
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking at pictures of you.
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  Speaker 2: Just working in this industry. Those sentences it makes us.
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  Speaker 3: Say, yeah, a lot of the sentences we get to say.
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  Speaker 3: I was unavailed for the Lee MoU Emu, but they
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  Speaker 3: wanted Phoenix Local higher, so I drove to Arizona and
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  Speaker 3: then they released me.
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  Speaker 5: Guys, let's go and say before we go, just to
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  Speaker 5: show that you guys are just to show that you
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  Speaker 5: guys have no animosity, would you guys mind sitting next
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  Speaker 5: to you?
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  Speaker 4: I would love I'm in the middle problem, so I
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  Speaker 4: love to sit right here.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, because I think it'd be so fine my YouTube
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  Speaker 3: next to each other and lie on my phone here.
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  Speaker 6: Get your phone there so I can't sit.
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  Speaker 2: I won't.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't fit because their phone's in Oh, it wouldn't fit.
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  Speaker 2: It would just be so fun to see a side by. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: career is it is.
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  Speaker 4: Always always see it because I show you the.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Okay, okay, I think we should Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: with our commercial slate, let's do that. Because there's different
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  Speaker 5: slates for when you go in and when you are
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  Speaker 5: self taping. I think we should do our self tape slate.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's like looking at my underwear drawer.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Okay, I'll go first.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Hi, my name is Gregory Foyle, La Based and yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can do whatever you want. Willing to shave. It's
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  Speaker 5: funny because like I don't have anything to shave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I think like adding a little comedy at the end
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  Speaker 5: of my splate.
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  Speaker 1: And I know a lot of young commercial is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be watching this, always say willing to shave, especially if
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  Speaker 1: you're a woman.
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  Speaker 6: Like that ship hit.
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  Speaker 7: They like it.
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  Speaker 6: They like it, fucking hits.
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  Speaker 7: I was like worried about doing it for a while,
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  Speaker 7: but then I was seeing all the girls, you know,
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  Speaker 7: do it and book it, and I'm gonna add a
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  Speaker 7: little it's at the end of mine too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. So basically what I do,
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  Speaker 5: I do like a lot of like funny couch potato
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  Speaker 5: rolls like that. I'm kind of the slob. I get slob,
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  Speaker 5: I get couch potato. I get ugly man, I get hideous.
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  Speaker 4: Your game stop spot thank you on my phone for
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  Speaker 4: three years straight.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you look so ugly it was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they added the worst makeup and I'm already like
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  Speaker 5: a couch potatoes saw ugly guy, like, that's my cat.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was not who I am, but so
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  Speaker 2: funny to go there.
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  Speaker 1: You was you going into GameStop saying I need to
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  Speaker 1: buy a new remote. I lost mine and they go,
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  Speaker 1: what's that on your back? You look around? You had
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  Speaker 1: to sat on your remote.
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  Speaker 2: And it was.
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  Speaker 6: And they go, willing to eat cheetos?
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  Speaker 5: I think so, yeah, so I'm a vegan, but I
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  Speaker 5: am willing to eat on camera. So yeah, that's my type.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ugly, gross, disgusting, hideous man. And it's just the
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  Speaker 5: types I go in for. Yeah, and there's so many.
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  Speaker 7: Roles you can. Another note for anybody listening, literally, you sit.
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  Speaker 6: Your type down and think of your type as a children.
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  Speaker 4: Child down, talk to it and be like do you
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  Speaker 4: deserve love?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Love your type?
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  Speaker 5: Anybody else want to say their name their slate? Come on, guys,
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  Speaker 5: I'm rolling really to see this.
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  Speaker 7: I'm dying, Yeah, yeah, of course, Hi, I'm clear as
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  Speaker 7: the cline. I am five six, I'm LA based rep
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  Speaker 7: by after midnight, and.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I got canceled.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry your agency canceled rep by Taylor Tompson and I
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  Speaker 8: am rep by after midnight and willing willing to shave
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  Speaker 8: like this guy if only he's in it too.
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, oh my gosh, I had the funniest study
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  Speaker 7: of weight can we do actually this slate?
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  Speaker 5: How they do in commercial editions. I go, you go,
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  Speaker 5: you go, you go, you go, and then it's cut.
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  Speaker 5: We don't even add anything, so like, well, pan from
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  Speaker 5: one to two to three to four.
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  Speaker 4: To five, and they wait and they don't even tell
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  Speaker 4: you it's your turn. They just move it a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to look.
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  Speaker 3: Do you always think you're doing something wrong? Okay every time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You always feel like you're messing up?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, oh my god, You're like, oh.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's so I'm just like relating to you guys, like,
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  Speaker 3: and you always feel like you're doing something wrong.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, No, you were the nervous one. You're always
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  Speaker 9: so stressed out about say that. Sorry, you could say
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  Speaker 9: that in your slate. Sorry, Okay, ready, Okay. Ready, we're
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  Speaker 9: gonna start at the top. If somebody could say rolling,
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  Speaker 9: I feel.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'll say it the way they say it.
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  Speaker 5: Go.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 5: I'm Gregory Foyle based in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 7: Hi, Clarissa Klein, I am five six LA based rep
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  Speaker 7: by After Midnight.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Emily Big Bog and I am repped by the
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  Speaker 3: Zoo and I am five six.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what's up? My name is Betsy Lincoln.
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  Speaker 4: I am five five LA based and rep by GP
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  Speaker 4: D D D D n P. I oh willing to shave? Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: here's the profile profile.
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  Speaker 6: I'm willing to shave two.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll shave that they are, but not my bush.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Egan Forsythe I am currently based in Reno, Nevada.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm an l a local hire and I.
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  Speaker 1: Am six foot two repped by A M P M
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  Speaker 1: E m cm TM Talent and I am not willing
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  Speaker 1: to shave.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and do you mean it when you say it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I need to have one thing that I love,
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  Speaker 1: and I love my stubble.
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  Speaker 6: Willing to compromise on stubble.
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  Speaker 1: I will always have stubble and for us as as
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  Speaker 1: a commercial actor. I just think it's so hard to
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  Speaker 1: own any part of you sometimes because you're part of
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  Speaker 1: the products. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I like to think of myself as an object,
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  Speaker 5: just like a prop in the commercial.
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  Speaker 2: That's I think of myself as a person.
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  Speaker 4: But can I say something that I think is gonna
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  Speaker 4: the little bubble? What have you ever gotten a callback
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  Speaker 4: for home deepot or lows No because they don't like scruff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I am just found out this week that I'm going
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  Speaker 1: out for dads.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, it's a huge opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: It's a huge Well, let's let's say it. Nobody chooses
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  Speaker 1: to become a commercial dad thrust them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well, but in a way the rest of your life
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  Speaker 7: it is.
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  Speaker 1: I will never I will never play slacker college kid again.
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  Speaker 6: But it's a new stage. And to be honest, you
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  Speaker 6: are going to book so much. When I tell you,
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  Speaker 6: it's so much. Most commercials are dads.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, it's a little green of you
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  Speaker 4: to not think this is like grad school of commercials.
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  Speaker 2: Against and women.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like, because men like they really age and
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  Speaker 5: to dad women, once you're twenty three, you're out.
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  Speaker 2: You're out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, your mom, and then you're out.
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  Speaker 6: I'm mom, your mom for two years.
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  Speaker 2: In your out, mama, Strike two, women don't get us.
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  Speaker 6: Strike one exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's woman, then mom, then fifty years past, then
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  Speaker 3: you are activia, and.
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  Speaker 7: Then that's it, and that's and that's.
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  Speaker 4: All in that age range is big, right, there's so
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  Speaker 4: much stuff in the ogurt space.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, now, do you guys feel like because I'm
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  Speaker 1: going through this right now, I'm going so now, this
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  Speaker 1: is my type and this is who we are. Do
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  Speaker 1: you guys feel like you have a type on the
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  Speaker 1: inside that is different than the type on the outside.
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  Speaker 1: And follow up, should we all just type each other?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's such a good idea.
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  Speaker 6: A mean girl, mean girl in school? You're no, that's
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  Speaker 6: your type.
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  Speaker 10: I think it's I think it's a girl a better
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  Speaker 10: car what she's saying.
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  Speaker 3: Because both of you, since you guys look so similar,
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  Speaker 3: I was going to give girl next door or best
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  Speaker 3: friend guys, but you're seeing mean.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like brown hair quirky yes for me, brown hair
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  Speaker 5: quirky yes, yes.
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  Speaker 4: And you have like this brown hair quirky with like
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  Speaker 4: a secret that's so so damaging that I get.
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  Speaker 7: You think that, but I don't. And the thing I
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  Speaker 7: do have, which I think maybe I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: it works for me or against me. I do have
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  Speaker 7: you know, I have curtain banks, so that helps with
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  Speaker 7: the quirk and and I don't think you y.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like curtain bins are quirky. They're so quirky
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  Speaker 5: and fun.
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  Speaker 7: They're insane.
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  Speaker 2: They're so quirky.
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  Speaker 4: I love the saying you actually they're they're insane.
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  Speaker 7: And see they're.
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  Speaker 6: Insane to have something to push to the side.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's everything.
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  Speaker 3: And what do you and when you walk into the
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  Speaker 3: casting office do you pin him that?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Adam, what do you do?
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  Speaker 5: Because like, I wouldn't think blonde is quirky, but you
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  Speaker 5: are giving blonde, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: So bes Betsy is actually interesting too. She has low iron.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she's an.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know that she had low IRONK you for noticing.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know that you should put you should put that.
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  Speaker 4: On your res iron yet because there's a lot of
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  Speaker 4: spots as yeah, yeah, next to juggling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's having her having low iron.
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  Speaker 4: Literally, and when I tell you, my friends worked so
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  Speaker 4: hard to help me get that.
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  Speaker 5: Footage, so let's talk about the commercial reel upon request.
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  Speaker 2: Question giving that away.
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  Speaker 5: It's a true thing. This is a true thing. We're
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  Speaker 5: not usually allowed to put our commercials in our reels
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: because you see the commercials and they don't want to
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: hire you if you've been in a progressive commercial ten
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: years ago.
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Literally the reason why I've never known.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, if you're doing that, I would take it
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: out brand because.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Take it out and replace it with a title that
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: says I'm on house teams.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, even if they won't go to a shore,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: they're going to do well.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I actually heard that some casting offices have been doing
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: random spot checks at the Yard.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: Theater at uc B.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: We have a random night.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: They're going everywhere and they're going, that's not on the team.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, that resume doesn't there's no teams here. They can't
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: They can't do that. But that's what I'm hearing.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: This is just what I'm hearing this country.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: Actually, But it's we should tell SAG about this.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: We have to tell SAG about this.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: I like to, you know, make sure that my performances
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: are always top notch. To This is a note for
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: any upcoming actors. I got a spot for me ac throdon,
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: which is a medicine that is for your let's say
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: it bottom. And I was doing a show at the Groundlings,
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: where I often performed. They came and saw it. You
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: can still look at the spot and I am on
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: a I'm on a toilet in every part of my life,
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: so I'm I'm in the car, I'm on the toilet.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: It shows that you can't escape.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Your I think I've seen it. You're saying I do
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: from the toilet.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: It's incredible, and I like, I know a couple people
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: who are now Fortnite feel backs are like my friends.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Of course, I think, yeah, and but I got it
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: from performing live, so just continue to do that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Like I feel like Growling's training gives you sitting on
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: toilet where you said training gives your like dad who's
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: scared of a monster under the kid.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: And Second City helps me because it's like it's a
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: little bit like kid, get in the car, Yeah, get
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: in the car, yet in.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: The right and renal playhouses like get through it. They're
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: going to gamble.
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Going out there, like I've noticed, like they will all
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: say like more commercials are kind of going out there.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Which I think is so interesting that more commercials are
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: going out to Novata.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I will say, yeah, I.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: Don't get it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: I just don't get it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Like what's the reason?
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but is it expensive?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: It's actually really cheap to live in Reno, Nevada. And
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: it's been amazing. I know, isn't that shocking? And it's I.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Actually moved out there, and I was really nervous because
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I love this town. I love la It's so beautiful.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: It's my heart, it's my home. Tommy's Cheeseburger is like
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: it's so special to me. But you know, as soon
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: as I got out there, I've been booking, like no, yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in a commercial for you might see me as
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: audience member going to see Blue Man Group audience member,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: going to see Oh Delay, audience member, going to see
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Hell on Wheels.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: The meat look music that sounds like background work a
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: little bit. It's non union my paychecks. Can I ask?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Is it non union?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's my union and it's it's it's it's a lot
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: of money.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: So closer you to now becoming audio.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Saggy Sag. I left my wallet on the plane, but
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I am sag. I have the car. I do need
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: to go back to the plane because I'm funcked. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: have to get my you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Have to get it, and then you have to bring
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: it to republica Pie and you get a free lemon bar.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: No, it's so nice.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: After that's it's.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: So exciting to be SAG. It's changed my entire life
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: when it comes to booking.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: Should we explain what SAG is for anyone who doesn't?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Okay, So SAG is like this wonderful thing. It's absolutely heaving.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: It is the screen actors gilled after and I think
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: after it is usually like after, like it's after, Yeah,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I think it's like after it after. Yeah, So you
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: get in the screen actors grilled and it's after after.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: So they do like after amazing things for you, like
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: get after it. They make sure that on commercials on
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: TV we are paid the right amount, and then on
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: commercials online it's the wild West and they don't care.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's actually no way to regulate that.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: And you know, let's careful. No one can figure out
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: how to regulate that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Good word for us on TV and on TV only.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I went out for a TikTok and it paid two
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars flat one hundred billion people saw that TikTok.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: You're actually able anyone from TikTok is able to email
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: you whenever they want and offer you any amount of
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: money or whatever amount of services.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: And that's what's cool about.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: So close to figuring that out.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I hear they're launching a web series, Agreements.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: I've seen previews of it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I saw previews posted some previews items okay.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: With Ben Schwartz.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the deal looks good.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: But it's so exciting, it's so fun.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I have been getting a lot of interesting work out there.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Sag is, you know, really having a blast in Vegas.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Vegas has always been a town of unions.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: I heard the sad guys are out there in Vegas.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: They're kind of hanging out.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: You can't get rid of them. They're everywhere.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: What's the last commercial you guys.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Went out for?
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: I Love Yesterday, Say it Quick Yesterday, Honday?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my gosh, okay fun.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: I was like setting up a tent with some girlfriends
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: for the weekend and we all just were going, Hey,
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: pass me that, you know, that's awesome to use your phone.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Cast me that, uh you were looking for your The.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Car was just there, which I love it when there's
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: a spot where the car is not like.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: The focus is just there.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: It's more about like friendship and whatever.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: So what's going on?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Your texting?
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: Is everything? You said?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you texted your manager from your managers my heart?
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Do you guys? It was at larmonch.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: That baby store.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's so interesting.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I thought it was.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you it's like annoying because you got a
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: paper parking whatever, but you know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: L vigil is really.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: Can I okay follow up quickly? I know I wanted
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: to hear like what commercials are all going off for?
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: But I actually had a question like is anybody because
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: I feel like there's such a divide in commercials. There's
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: the quirky funny or there's the hot model, and there's
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: very little crossover car commercials. Primarily if it's a luxury car,
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: hot model. Primarily if it's a family car, it's quirky funny.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I'd say that in the middle of that men diagram
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: is progressive.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Really, because I feel like progressive is all quirky funny.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I've never actually seen a model.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: Maybe I think is like high oh, because it's not
• 23:03
  Speaker 10: that she's not beautiful.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and digging like I think, like.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: When I see an Infinity commercial or like a Lululemon commercial.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is not funny. I'd like to correct you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Funny women make me erect what.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: I thank you for saying that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: There's just tones of commercials.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: I think it was. We all have mics.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, you know, yours is coming through. I
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: am hearing it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Are you okay? You're still shaking.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: I'm no, I'm I'm fine. I'm just sorry. I'm trying
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: to shake off this cheese. Its spot.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I went out for it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: You have to live.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: It would happen.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: And just like name who was casting and where it was?
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: So I I the well, okay to hundred South.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Uh big Bogs casting?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Which is your last name? Big Bogs?
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Wait a second, my dad is a casting my dad
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: is a casting director. And the book and I sold
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: a book. I so don't book. My dad's a casting director.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: I go off for all of them. I saw a book.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Oh no book.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: And okay, so shee's it's I go in. It's the
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: breakdown that I always get. They send it out to
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: every twenty nine year old and it says gen z
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: TikTok energy. We want quirky, funny, chaotic gen z TikTok energy.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I like that. Just smile without your teeth.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I wish I knew that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I wish what happened?
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Well, I go in and I, oh my god.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, we have a clip of it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Actually, the casting associates sent it over.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Your dad sent a clip of an audition you're upset about.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: That makes me.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Shoot.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: He's always trying to make me better. He is, so
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: he thinks I'm going to get better.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Okay and play. Go Hi.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: My name is Emily big bug I. I am sorry, Dad.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: Can I start over?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not Dad, I'm Cedric here.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Cedric me your dad?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: On zoom you can sort.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Cedric. Why are they to you?
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: This seems like a disaster already, the clients on zoom,
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: I can explain. I can explain. Your dad didn't want
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: to be called dad. He wanted to be called But.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Then another people were confused by whether or not they
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: were your dad because.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Not everyone knows that my dad is Big Bog.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: So they they think that I'm just like calling the
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: casting director dad, and so they're trying to make me
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: feel comfortable and they're trying to make themselves dad too.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: So the red from Jesus was trying to be nice
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: and say that they were your dad.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: You just keep going.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Well, let's keep on playing it into the edition here, okay,
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: ready to play.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: No, Timothy, I'm her dad.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: Do whatever you need to make it comfortable.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Emily, go again?
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Is there an app for this? Cheese it? Or can
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: I get on with my lunch?
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Okay? I thought that wasn't too bad.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I could tell my dad hated it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Well, did they give you another did they tell you
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: to do another take? Or was it thanks? Have a
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: great day.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: They said thank you so much for coming in the
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: second I stopped my sense.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: No, okay, so that's a note. Also you should Usually
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: if it's going well, they'll have you stay in the
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: lobby for a second and just like hang around and
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: just kind of look at the other people who are
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: kind of waiting, and then you'll go back in and
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: do it again. If you get an immediate thank you,
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: it's usually a no.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Well, because I wanted to say something like you didn't
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: I didn't see a button and this is like the
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: button queen right here?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: You have But wait, don't we have that compilation of
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, buttons.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's play it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Let's do it, and you can give me the intro line.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, great, yeah, I'll give you please. Hey, uh flow
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: here again with progressive. Here's my fun assistant.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: I'm the assistant.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Do we have to do?
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: We have to work on this car today? I hate that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: See I hate that was what I added to the end.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Of the line.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Now we know it's the line, and now now you
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: give me.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: The actual line, and how about I add the button.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: To Okay, I get, I get that was really crazy.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, great, Now I know what you're saying. Yeah, gosh,
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: so many granola bars? Which one do I choose?
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Gosh, so many granola bars? Which ones do I choose?
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, it's all over here. That's a button.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: That's but because you know what they say about a
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: really good button is, even if it's a problem button,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: lean with a smile because you're always going up. And
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: that's something about commercials, guys. I know, like some people,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: I kind of go out theatrically a lot.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: You go theatrically poop and.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Poop and oh it used to be with poop intent.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: They're honestly amazing.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Do you think do you think they know I made up?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: You know, like I love I love ID for a
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: meeting with pretty.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: I was at a company. They changed the name, but
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure they changed it to Poop Intent.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's jealous.
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: It used to be Artist Lean Artist Lean.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah is crazy rat to me, gu guard it is
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: such a delight. Are you with Sam?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Are you Sam?
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Are you with Sam at Poop and Tint?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Yes? I love Sam. I would love to get a
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: meeting with you.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: You know who's Sam?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: We all?
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure, yeah, because I have like a hip
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: pocketing thing going on with Sam from Poop and Tin.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: They give you jobs, but they're not okay, So hip
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: pocketing two is where they want.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: To Yes, they want here in the door at the room.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: They are definitely gonna sign you soon. I think we
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: all kind of have different hip hocketing and they will
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: give you jobs here and there, but and eventually they
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: hope you will.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm being hip pocketed currently by a brand, actually
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: a company.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It's a horse feed company, and they really want me
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: and their stuff and they've been looking around.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You've been doing their stuff, but they haven't paid you.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yet that's like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: They they've been basically like, we love your look. Once
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: we can get you into a horse feed ad, we
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: are so excited about it.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so. It's so cool.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: So they're talking about me, thinking about me, and they're
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: they're sending me like literally, they send me pictures from
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: their retreats and stuff they have.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: They made horse feed ads that you're not in since those.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Making a lot of horse feed ads.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, so but there's one in the future for you,
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: for you.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: They said that there if there's something that comes along
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that feels really right, it feels like it could be
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: a match in the future.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's so, it's.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Just it's incredible getting in the room. You know, you
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: want to be on that shortly.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Know.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: What's interesting about that, though, is that you care about
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: the client. Because I think for young commercial actors out there,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: there's the client, then there's the director, right, and the
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: client is hiring the director. And sometimes I'm a director girly,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: like I want the director to like me, not the client.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: The client, Like, I don't know, it's so different.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Because like you have to know, like are you paying
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: to the client? Are you playing to the director? Which
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: one's stronger, which one has the bigger.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Opinion, And they'll tell you. Sometimes they go, this guy
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: likes to mess around. This guy like going there, and
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: he likes to have fun, play.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Or do nothing. This guy because yes.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: And they and the clients are fun because you'll never
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: know what they want and they'll never tell you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And sometimes it's just that you look like their daughter,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and that's kind of fun.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: They'll never you'll never know why you get cast in
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: a commercial. Love it is because you remind them of
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: somebody from their family.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: They love the angle of your thumb as you hold
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a credit card.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You know, just sometimes some hands look better holding things
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: than other things.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: But I've had a client love the way I looked
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: in the callback and the audition, and then hair and
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: makeup kind of did me a little bit differently, and
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: it was kind of like I had to get the
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: client back because they're like, that's not the girl in
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: the audition.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I love when they They are always holding you up
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: as a standard against the person who auditioned, like they're
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: two different people and not like one is standing right
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: in front of them. Literally one is like a prop
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and an.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Entity and an obstacle. But the girl from the audition was.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: They they love they love quality.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, okay, have you guys recently been in for
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say a Binky Being spot.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: One of the most credible, com credible commercial director.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: So he's kind of a legend.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: He does he does films too.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: He does film and that's when you know that it's different.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: When they say, guys, this is a Binky Being spot.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: You know, you do the littlest, most nothing thing in
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: the world and if you ask anything, you are done.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: We're done for first, talk about it. What people might
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: not know If you don't know Binky Bing's work. He
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: is an eighteen month old baby and he's genius.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: And when he does it like loud, Binky Bing is
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: scared of anything, anything aggressive, angry, sad.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: That's not the emotions Binky Bing wants to see.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: You want to go in the room and almost he
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: doesn't even know you're in there, and you exit and
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: he didn't even know you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: They know it's like all the Gico spots that give nothing.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Those are directed by a baby who's scared.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And I will say I have some secrets books with
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Binky Bing no give us.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I want to see who he's binky being paid.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, the big hack for me, brace it with a
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: lot of charms on it, clicks and clacks.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Shut up, that's not to scary.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: But then he gets probably right, he probably gets close
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: and plays with him.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: He's a baby.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: He moves so fast when you like, yeah, wait, no,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I well I heard this.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Another actor told me this. Always walk in the room
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: with your car keys.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Because he immediately goes like, well, who's this?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Now, who's and it's you're on the go. But it
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: makes a sound that everybody else.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Guys, it's game over. If Binkie beans on zoom, it's done.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: You know he's got blooey on the other screen.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: She's got the.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Speaking of chips for walking in.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: What are your guys?
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Is like, go to this is my thing, and like
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: they always like this because if I'm running late, I
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: read this in a book years best read. What do
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: you say? It's sweet you read you're just talking.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I I was.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: I was reading in a book. If you're late, if
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: you're late for whatever reason, say so, I was just
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: running from another audition.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: That's oh, that's good, that's funny. I always say I'm
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: coming from set.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny. I never bring it up.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I pretend that that's my call time and if and
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: if I showed up late and they say you're mister Carlton,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: I go, huh, yeah, what, No, my call time was
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: one fifty one.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You guess what again? I guess.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: I always say Dad, I'm sorry, Yeah, I didn't.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to do that. I tell him I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: coming from Reno. They're pretty sympathetic.
• 34:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: It's us the gang from the show you're watching.
• 34:48
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• 34:48
  Speaker 4: And if you want to see us not have weird
• 34:50
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• 34:52
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• 35:08
  Speaker 3: and then sometimes we watch full episodes of the TV
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• 35:14
  Speaker 2: We have so much fun on there.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: We show our real headshots from the past, we tell
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: stories about our lives.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: They had to dance for twelve weeks straight.
• 35:21
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• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Hey, Okay, I want to see everyone's binky being read. Okay,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: because we have some copy here, copy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Each other another line to read and show us your
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: throwaway freaking tape.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Is this for nerds ropes?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's all read the same The copy is because
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I want to see everyone's lying on the read them
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: the same line. Nerds rope silly, silly, let's go.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing for banky nerd.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Banky straight down the barrel nerds rope silly silly, Let's go.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Is the line.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll go first, let's go down the line.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Nerds rope, silly, silly, let's go. That was awesome that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: It was a banky baky book.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Did you even remember what you did?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: I lacked that when Okay, I'm dying.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: To see this reads silly say, let's go.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It was amazing. Vis. That was like such a that
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: is a bank you mak No, it was good.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: I feel like it was good.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: It was great.
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: It was great. Okay, okay, go, turn's rope, silly, silly,
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: let's go. My god, I gave that so much to
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: make yourself you need to do giving. I was giving
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: it too much sauce. I was trying to. I got
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: so in my head because this person in my improv
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: class said to give it a little sauce.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Something else, give you just the general phrase you can't
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: get out.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Of your head. I'm at three on one with this
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: private guy.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I've been doing one on one three one guy, Chad.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: You didn't improv solo, no, I think, because I get
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: nervous around the other people.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: So I've just been doing it solo with Chad, and
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: it's been amazing.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Real one shouldn't be solo.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a private improv teacher should never be so private
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: improv class.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: He really gets it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: What are you guys doing?
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Does your teacher book?
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: We do mine meld for half of it. Teacher is
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: done with acting. I think he said he's done with it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Where do you do the coaching in his Uh?
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Well, it's in his you're exact pool. It was his pool.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: I was I was hesitant.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: To say it because now that I'm saying it, maybe
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: that's not where.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Improv process should be.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: But he I think a private improv class in his
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: pool makes sense.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Like that sounds actually legit, Like that sounds awesome.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Because you're like your body water.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you totally get it. Okay, I think we're.
• 38:49
  Speaker 11: Not that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: A silly silly.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: It's uncanny how similar you guys are. It's like crazy
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: to mere.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Watching twits Like, oh, like's not similar.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: At all, Like the read was even similar.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: It's a compliment, but I it at all.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: That's so funny.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you look so weird and different.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you look like I'm like, like, I've never even
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: seen anyone like you in a good way.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: You remind me of when I was when I was
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: a kid, and I watched track and I was like,
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what an ogre was.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh what, no, no, no, I just I hate you.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: What you guys are so funny and we're funny and we.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Are going to get drinks.
• 39:44
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: I'm literally like putting in my calendar.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: I love this.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: This is so fun.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: You guys must just have so much fun in the
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: waiting room.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: You most have so much fun.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: I want to hear your reading and then I want
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: to talk about that damn waiting room.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Ye. Yes, such a good question. Okay, guys, got such
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: a good question.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna throw mine away. Yeah, there's rope, silly, silly,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: let's go too much.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: The baby scared the baby, the baby is.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: That's way too hold minute supportive of how is the
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: teaching in Reno?
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Like the teachers class are you in Reno?
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: Or what classes? I should say, because you should always
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: be in you should always be spending I would say
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: twenty five hundred dollars a month totally.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah it's a gym.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm in a stand up class being taught
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: by somebody who's not allowed back on the strip.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And they do uh, they shot a party popper into
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: someone's face. That sounds fun. I mean it was hilarious.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: You can't do anything anymore nowadays modern that's why you
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: teach comed Yeah exactly.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, show us the line, cross it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, boundaries, find them and obliterate them.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: That's awesome that he teaches you, guys.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: I love that ship.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: But it's fun.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm doing a lot of master classes too.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a master class from the online ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'm doing one from the We had a Baby Eats
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: a Boy guy from back in the nineties. Yeah, we
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: had a baby eats a boy from the commercials. So
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: he did that and and there was a vising thing
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: he did where a contact was talking to him from
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: inside his eye and and and is.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Fun fun for people.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Guys?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Actually he's one of my mentors. Really, we meet up way.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: How do you How did you get access crazy? I
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: just wouldn't think that you would get access to that.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Do you know what the funny thing is? He called me. No,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: that man is literally always on the phone.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Just looking for people to mentor.
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like he found me lunch and like you would
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: do you pay or who pays?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: No, No, we we don't get lunch.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: We go to a park and we walk around and
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: he shows me because he's just the king of the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: walk and talk.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, physicality.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: My mentor is the crazy the crazy frog six flags
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: old man.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Ye, who is actually a young woman. What it was
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: actually a young woman. So does he still wear.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: Does she still she's wearing all this stuff?
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Who are your guys mentors?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I hate to brag. The guy who is in the
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Jack in the box? Yeah, outfit outfit. Well so there's
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: two sure to him? Well, I can't tell. I can't tell.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: There's a man does he meet you in the outfit?
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: And that's why you.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Can There's a man I met on the street and
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: he was yelling, yelling, yelling, and he was saying, I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: the guy in the Jack in the box. And I said,
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: this is insane. Can you mentor me? So we meet
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: at House of Pies. I buy him pie.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: He always pay when you are meeting with mentor, always.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Public, always always paynmocial actors, you.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: Have to pay for it because you're paying your dues
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: in your spect And yeah, I once met an agent
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: and I met him at Big Bob's Burgers and I
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: paid for the entire meal and he said, I might
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: represent you.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: And that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Big question about waiting rooms. Are you, guys a gabber
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: or a phoner?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Are you gavin to the person to the right and left?
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Or are you on your phone scrolling waiting?
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Or are you looking at the sides? Because sometimes I
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: I'm one of those girls. I'll say it. I say, oh,
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: here are the sides? Are they up in the room? Great?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And then I check my email.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I'm a gabber. I like to hear how long it
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: took everyone to get there. You love asking those questions.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I say, how long did it take you to get
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: your roads? Did you take? Whare did you park? Do
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: they validate?
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I like to ask that kind of stuff to every
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: single person, even if I get the answers I need
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: from one that's as like.
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: A social club. It's fun to gab and be like
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: I saw you on this spot or I saw you,
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: and it's a good way to connect. And yeah, I
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: love like especially if you know the you know casting
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: person shouting back in to the room at them, Hey
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: yea to say hi to everybody who's everywhere, and I
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: think that everyone really likes them. They like being around
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: that too.
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I go.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: To my phone because a lot of the people that
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: I'm ending up going in with, like a lot of
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: the other slob ugly people, have some of the worst
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: opinions on everything you've ever heard. I just don't want
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: to open that can of work.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Because not everybody is playing slobs. Some are some people
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: are actually slob to play slob, So it's you're just getting.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Your theories I've heard, and the opinions on women specifically,
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I've heard from the people that are being cast of
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: that you just don't want to open it up.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Sure, half of them are so nice.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I mean half of them think you know, there's something
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: that lives in the earth and they're ready to talk about.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I do have a question now that I'm a new
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: a new dad type, I wanted to.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Ask because.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: I'd say, I'd say it's a similar life change both ye.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one is a kid when is a and you
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: might not be getting a ton of sleep because you're like,
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: what's this new like thing? How do I make it work?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I do have new kids on set changes the time.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: You are someone who likes to connect with those kids too,
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: and that's I'm just kind of, yeah, that's awesome.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It's really nice of me. I mean, I love being
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: a part of their lives forever totally.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: But I think my question is when you get paired
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: with somebody that you're a married couple or you're dating.
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: Or you know, when they go you you you you you,
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: and you're like you look around and you're like, oh,
• 45:27
  Speaker 13: there's this you know woman or I'll even do man,
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: but there's this woman that will be like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Now we're married. Yeah, what do you guys do to
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: kind of build that chemistry before?
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: So interesting, like build that moment before exactly like we
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: are hitting it all.
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: Yes, you know, varies person to person. Some people will
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: give you a kiss, some people will not very but
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: ask ask, of course, ask, of course, of course ask
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: always as always, always, always as pay. And some people
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: will you go, you know, just to write before have
• 45:59
  Speaker 7: a little kiss, go in. You know, we're actors, so
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: I think it's like important to be able to do
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: that stuff and have no feelings and walk in and
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: then you go, have.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: A good day.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: You get the call back.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I walk when you're going in and You're like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: now you have a husband and you're going in.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: For your dad.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's weird to see because my dad
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: really doesn't like it when I date people.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: And he he was really weird about prom. He was
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: like one of those like you know.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: He was wearing one of those joke shirts that said, like,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: my daughter's prom date needs to be aware that I
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: could that I carry.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: I wonder where you.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Buy him.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: He needs to be aware car He.
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Gets them from Big Dog. If you ever go to
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: Big Dog shirts Big Bag and the Big.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Dog shirt.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Out of the bag, Big Bob Dan Big Bog shops
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: at Big Dog and and his.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: Stars are just like us. God, but he knows I'm
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: a professional.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: He did.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: There was one that I was close to booking and
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I had this husband and I improved a little thing
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: that said like, honey, not in front of the kids
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: or something. I just added a little button and he
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: immediately told the man to leave and sent him away
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: from the casting office.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: And so, well, that's not fair.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: You just a ball of stress. You need to loosen up, literally,
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: you know, like they're big pay for your life.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Of course, of.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Course, a drink if your book online, I cannot get
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: over it.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: It's greaty because you want to die going there, You
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: want to die, and you go, I want to cry,
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: I want to die. I want to cry, want to die.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: But if you and for most of the time you
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: won't book it. But the one time you do it
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: pays for four years exactly.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: It's it's the most embarrassing thing you could ever do
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that would change your life for the better.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you try not to think about that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Do you guys ever go out for sort of like
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: brand activation things. Ever, this is more of a explain
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: so do you Okay, maybe this is more of a
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: so this was constantly happening in New York.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: I was in New York for a little bit.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: Little that's sick as hell.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: That's really cool. I've been trying to that's like literally sick.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: It's a big apple.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll just say based in New York just for fun.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just to say, you want to be married to
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: New York for Halloween.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: But it'll be like brand.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Based in New York.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, new York local.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: We're just gonna get all my kids in a different colors.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Like the brand events where you have to walk around
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: the brand This happens live thing A as a an
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: actor for that, So you're doing a commercial live, so wow,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Like there was a I did a Pampers one once
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: where I was the evil Sud Sud Ambassador and I
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: and I was, you know, saying, I'm gonna scrumb the
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: babies and.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: You have to do it to like real people in
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: the industry. I did it, yeah, asked as in the Fallout.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: They were doing like the big Fallout premiere and they
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: wanted some real actors to walk around like they're in Fallout.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: So I got weird cooks with a ass cracks like
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I kind of had so funny. It was like I
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: was a waiter for a day, but I had an
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: ass crack and I was in this really embarrassing costume.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: And I met every single You meet.
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: All the stars and they like you and they see
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: you as they go, oh it's another working actor and
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: we're kind of at the same Oh yeah yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: Mutual respect, I think.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Respect. You can say like game recognized game Yeah
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: It's like, hey, you want some slip yeah, because we
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: both start on action.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: I start some action.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I actually was part of a very famous viral campaign
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I was hired to be a smile.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I was hired to be you know, the movie Smile,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that smile campaign Smile. I sat in an emergency room
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: in Detroit for eight hours and just smiled at the
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: shirt on.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: And how much you get paid? I got paid. I
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: got paid fifty dollars and all I could eat from
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: the vending machine and you good. I thought you were crazy.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I got arrested. I got arrested in the emergency room.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: What a story that's your late nice story?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: What story?
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: It starts in commercials?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: N Okay, okay, wait, we have.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: To be practicing early because any of us are going
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: to pop any second.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Weird, mine's weird.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: You're okay, I'll be your I'll be your Colbert.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, if you're if you're listening to this
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: and you don't know what that is like when you
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: go on a late night show when you're a big celebrity,
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Like it's like when Margot Robbie like talks about how
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: her kids are like like making a mess, and she's
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: like and she's like a grounded.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Store and show is like a sun poker on TV. Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I have some pictures. Here, our producer send
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: us some pictures.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's me as Chester, the Cheetos babysitter.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Look at that?
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Would you look at that? Chester, the Cheetos babysitter. Now
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: how did you get that gig?
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: It's a gig I did when I was twenty three
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: and that day sucked the the wardrobe department where the
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: worst group of women I've ever had, and they and
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: they talked down to me the whole time.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: You using your first late night show to just disparage.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Women. She late night show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Asked me something we're sitting like, how so much?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Actually?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Better as Colbert? This is cool, This is okay, Now,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: this is amazing. I heard you went on a trip
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: to France recently.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, uh huh.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: I went to France for oh embarrassing. I booked a
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: little It was a recent This was like sixty years
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: ago the record, this is like six years ago. But
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: I booked a job where you know, it was a
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: early huggling actor. So I was doing a job for
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: a chair company called Syntharida. And this is a company,
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: okay I know, based in Thailand and I had to
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: go and the spot was me going this.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Chair is nice. And then it ran and it ran
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: and it ran and it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: Ran, Stephen and that was that's it. So have you've
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: seen me from CINDARDA?
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: That's what I think we have a clip of that.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Can we Yeah, I think we could play that. This
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: is your commercial from that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: This is a nice cheer?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Is not the.
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: Exactly?
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: And that was yeah, so positive and so interesting. Like
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: it's definitely like I never saw that commercial, but it
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: feels like you really it was.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: It was all over the place.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It wasn't as relatable to me as this one. I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: kind of like stories about disparaging women.
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: This one was so good. It was so good.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: That didn't really help.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: This felt a little more relatable.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: You're like, I just yeah, that's it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Kind of sounded like champagne problems. I have.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Iron guys want to see it?
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, will you be I don't want to defend anything.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I don't want to defend you anyword like that feeling
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: she cuts deep.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, do yours yours?
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Now I hear that you have a story involving a
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: celebrity's transformed over.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: What I don't know what it is. Charisma. That's my key,
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: that's my way in it's charisms. Colbert is in the room.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: So yeah, this is a crazy story. This is a
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: commercial I did for Fruit of the Loom. It was
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Reynolds ugly, uh, disaster of a cousin.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: So they this is really funny if you look at it.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: I'm next to Ryan Reynolds.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: I'm next to Ryan red there it is. But I'm
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: like the ugly, hideous, hideous, hideous monster. And my line
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: is I got a barf.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I love my job and I.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Love the way it doesn't mess with me mentally.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: Just remembered that my question was in France and not Thailand.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: Hey that's that's okay.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: Hey Hey, hey, no, I just messed up. And I
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: just hold myself to like a pretty high standard.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Well no, hey, I know I totally get it before
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I before I became Stephen Colbert a few minutes ago.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: It's things are really really it's so hard.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: It's been aspiring to do.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: You like, just transformed.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: Commercials are just yourself.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: You know, you go in and when they reject you,
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: they're rejecting your type and your person.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Or your whole the hard job in the world because
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: you just have to do it's a job interview every
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: day and there's a technique and it's really stressful. And
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: the people in the rooms I feel bad for them too.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: They're working all day every day just trying to get
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: this spot so specific because it's.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Not necessarily art, it's but the brand once are found,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: there see.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Art, and there's art to be found, and there's art
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: to be found.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: And I would say the the people who make the
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: little videos for the self tapes where it's like, Okay,
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: you're to look at the camera.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, the assist.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Seriously hero he pick it up, put it down.
• 56:07
  Speaker 11: Literally, don't stop the escalator. Please do not say the
• 56:15
  Speaker 11: line until you've hit the top of the escalator.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: We've had a lot of people coming in.
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: We want real people, do it real you guys.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Were you guys when everyone would like applaud outside of
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: their windows at seven pm for the frontline workers. I
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: was also doing that for those those commercial cast Yes,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: bang and banging.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: It is like really encouraging to hear. A lot of
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: people have been because they always say something I never
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: thought of. They're a lot of people have been talking
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: about this Chase Lounge, like they're scared of it, but
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you should like it, Like, oh, I was gonna like it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I'm already in the top percent.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Interesting that we would be scared of like Chase Lounge,
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: and how many people came in.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: With yeah, yeah, give me, give me yes.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: It's but you're scared.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: It's so tough, like when you run into that one
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: casting assistant that feels like no matter what they do,
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: you do, they immediately hate you from the get go.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Have you guys been to three five five LOSTIENA.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Guy yeah, always says guys, you're gonna be using this
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: this driving wheel, don't put it in your mouth. Guys,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: here's the CLEENX.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: Don't put it in your mouth.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: And it's like, guys, like what, Like who's going on?
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Also, take for the guy who wears the big, big hats.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: I don't want to name names, but he's got the
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: biggest hats in the world. And I do a take
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: and I go like huh, Like the line will be
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: like wait what wait a second Hrshey's, And I'll be
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: like wait what a second Hurshey's And he'll literally go
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: like m yeah, why don't you care? And I know,
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, and he'll just rak met in front.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: This is a big audition with a lot of people there.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: He will single meeting, so maybe a second callback part.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: It's like a second callback for which job was this?
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: This was Hershey's and the line was huh a Hershey's
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: And he just laid.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Into me for an hour and a half.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: But then there's some casting assistance and then your book.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: And then you are so nice, King bookhad so nice.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: There's truly the nicest people in the world.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: A really hard job doing a job.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: Wait, what's your craziest You almost got something?
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: And maybe where were you when you find.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: Out or if you didn't, which is my favorite thing
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: they do, Like, I genuinely like love it because it's
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: kind of like fun when they don't.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: Tell you if you're ever off of a veil. M yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: just fun to have something on the calendar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I'm because republic won't respect you. And you're like, hey,
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: I just got released off of that a veil, right,
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: and and I'm and I'm seeing the footage of her
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: and Fiji, right, and I'm like I should have gotten
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: those curtain banks to yours ago before the pandemic, everything
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: would have shifted from me.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: Then wouldn't have been so cool if we had like
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: a way to go back, but we don't.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, I'm so surprised that Republican Pie
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: is so tight with their schedule.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I would guess if if I would have to pick
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: in the dark a business.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: That was really relaxed when it comes to actors of ales, and.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: I'd say, if you're a young commercial actor out there,
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: go to a restaurant with a lot of shift covering
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: the Republic of It's pretty much.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: Made in concrete and you cannot book out. Fly is insane.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: I hear it is in and it's lock into when
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: to meet and undo those It's crazy. It's crazy anyway.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: I feel like I keep derailing this. I don't know
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: what it is.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I don't want to say that I'm triggered today. Maybe
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: I've just had like a rough day or something. But
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I do want to apologize if I'm bringing anny.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Of course, guys, I was almost the get go you were.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: That's possible.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: That was insane, always a ge get go.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: But I don't think I don't really view that Gecko
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: as a slop. That's interesting.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: They went a different direction that Gecko was supposed to be.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: It's supposed to.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Be a journey's We're because I know a couple of
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: the Geckos that were going out for that role, really,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: and they were pretty much all the same type of
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: get go.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Mostly that's what happens.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Like commercials.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: I always trying to bring one person and that's opposite
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: of type.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: They brought in a disgusting man.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: That's pretty fun.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I have one that you know, hunts me. I would
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: say every year.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 14: I was the second choice for the Santa Claus and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 14: the eminem commercial where he says they do exist. And
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 14: so every Christmas everyone's like, I can't wait to see
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 14: that commercial again, and I go, well, it's just going
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 14: to remind.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Me that, you know, my Christmases are a little leaner
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: than his. Yeah, that's probably dead at this point.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: I hope he Jesus, I hope he is too for you.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope he is too. Yeah, what were you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: guys close to?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: I mean, I I hate him and saying it because
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: it was right there. But and they but when they
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: go with you know, it's helpful when they go with
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: a different gender because you go, Okay, it wasn't ever
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: meant I was going to be the shell guy who
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: stands outside, you know how they have the cutout of
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: the guy when you go and you pull up at
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: shell and he's holding them. It was gonna be a woman,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: which I thought could have been very cool and very
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: uh you know, you know women, because literally and they
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: went with a man, which I am. I love this guy,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: Kristin Christian.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: His name is Brett. I do know him for real. Yeah,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: he's great, you know him, fantastic. Yeah, but usually I
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: know I think they actually I think it's someone who
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: is no longer anymore.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I consider you.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Could He's fine.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so it was almost it was almost a woman
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: and uh, strangely enough, same get up and everything, which
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: I said, okay, like it was a yellow pants, white
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: button down stuff. Yeah, no, I was the one.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: And that's just such a nice aside. Really quickly, watch
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: commercials is like watching my best friends hang out.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: My god, I wish I was on that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: There's that person. I know that person. Oh, I know
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: that person's watching Facebook.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: These are all of Chad's Facebook friends.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: I can't tell I don't, let's.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: Talk about it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: But I can tell that.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: I dare you.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not living l anymore and a half the hour
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: and reader to Ada and see all your friends on TV.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: I dare you to.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well here's the thing. Let's talk about it. And
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want to open this can of worms. But
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: I'm usually sitting in front of the super Bowl with
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: like five different pads of paper taking extent.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: Well, you're not doing your.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: Job if you're not, you know, so, I think so
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: like that super Bowl.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Is like it's not our Oscars because there's no celebrations.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: The super Bowls are super Bowl.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: Is our super Bowl?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: It's weird.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Super Bowls are that's so good. It's it's so weird.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Ever since you broke down for a little bit, I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: can kind of laugh with you. I don't remember now, okay,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: But honestly, what do you guys do when you watch
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: the Super Bowl?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Like I am like, I like fast forward through the football.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Of course those commercials show I'm looking yeah, I mean yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, talking about the commercials and the super Bowl talking
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: about I love wat big Bog.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Well, My my family watches the Super bowl together and
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: we kind of flip through and and my dad, uh,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: he turns the commercials up all the way to volume
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: one hundred and he kind of just makes me watch.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: And learn'd to drill it into me.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: What kind of shirt is he wearing? Like a like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: a jersey, Like it's a it's a it's a jersey
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  Speaker 6: that says careful, it'll be merch.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter.
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  Speaker 3: Needs to be better at commercial auditions.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: We gotta get you out of just going in for your.
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  Speaker 2: Was this the thing growing up? Did you did you?
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  Speaker 2: Were you a child's commercial audition?
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  Speaker 3: I was a child commercial audition workshop at Tender.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, wait, there's an old docum that sooner I wish
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: I had done that.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: That's my biggest regard in acting is like I wish
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: I should have been those workshops. And I was like, fine, you.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Know those workshops are yeah, I bet.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: L Fanning, Yeah in them.
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  Speaker 6: They are amazing workshops.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: They're intense. And you know, I always had a fantasy
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: of just like running away to New England and opening
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: up a cape Cod shop and.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Like a shop that sells cape Cod things.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like a cape Cod merch store.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, that is such a good idea.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I could never I would never acclimate to Cape Cod.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: I would never acclimate way.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, guys, I have apparently an audition in two minutes.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: They want to I need okay, two minutes brand. Oh
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: it's okay, it's it's Gap two seven. Oh my god,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: it's a Shaw. It's at Shaw.
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  Speaker 7: You're never gonna make it. You're never going to make.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Pie in the subway parking lot.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: I'm waiting to hear about a fitting.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, really that's crazy. Which for what Gover?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: It's the app for like dog walking or something.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Gover Grover like, it was.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: Similar, but it's called Gover.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: So I guess my, I guess my. A veil for
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Gover has been released.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Do you guys have what's going on your phone?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: They are having me coming in for howl and Ray's
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: dad eating pot chicken.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: No neva, Yeah, I have to do the like and bite. No,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: but I don't like stuff that's that hot. I hope
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: they can work around it. Whatever you do, tell them
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: that you eat it.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: Oh my god. Wait, guys, the costume costume lady is
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: calling me. Oh no, I don't know if one of
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: you is her.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: But hello, Hi, what are your sizes?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'm just sorry.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Do you mind if I need your sizes?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: Because I'm just around other.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: I need your sizes right now? What are your sizes?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: You have to tell your sizes? What are your sizes?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: My sizes are? I'm your sizes zero?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Too big?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: I'm a negative I'm a negative four.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Go lower problem. She's honest in the room.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: She loses, I'm a negative six, or she lies that.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: Bye when bye, win tomorrow. Awesome, thank you. This is
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: gonna be fun. I can't. We bring your own jeans,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: bring your own shoes, bring our jeans, bring your own shoes,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: bring will have options, but you'll need to bring your
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: whole work.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: And my favorite is when I bring all those jeans
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: and I pack a big bag and they go through
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: those jeans like they're looking at dish towels, and they
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: go like what, where?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: And I really when.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: It's fun to bring it, because then if you end
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: up wearing it, that's actually mine.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: You know, you get like, oh my god, I got
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: an audition from this is this is CBS.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: They're looking for a Colbert.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: Wait wait he's wait because this is live've gommercial or
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: is it a real one? It says, I mean, I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: didn't mean that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: Union union Colbert.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: It's a union co union Stephen Colbert, Big Ethnicities Colbert
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: to play.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Colbert, because shot, we have to practice your slate right now.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we haven't even gotten your name.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Emily Big Bog five six, Wrapped by the Zoo.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: We never talked about that.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Stephen, Stephen Colbert. Hi, I'm Stephen Colbert.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: That worked for me.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: That was it.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: That felt right to me too.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: You're going to book this and if you don't, it's
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: going to destroy you for the rest of your life.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is I wish I could bottle this feeling
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: because when I don't get it, oh boy.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: No matter how much journaling you do right now, it
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: all make year later.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: So then I think I'm actively like wasting time when
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: I journaled too.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: Literally, it's like, yeah, I do have to dip.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, Gus, it was great meeting.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: You wait, wait, let's all get on each other's phone
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: numbers Instagram.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: I was just let's get on a text thread.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Because I just feel like I've never talked to anyone
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: out loud about going to commercial editions, and this has.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Just been a.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Crazy thing. I felt vulnerable.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: I felt I felt sometimes that was too mean, it
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: was insane.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: I'd love to get like literally everyone's instagrams because I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: feel like you guys are like fucking family or something.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Literally, I think like our life, our commercials auditions are
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: so fast and you book like every once in a while,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: so it's like I kind of never think about it,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: and it's like for me to off, for me to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: find any type of inner conflict or inter healing today
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: from this, this was the longest I've ever thought about commercial.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Definitely, Definitely, it's so good.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: And let I think, yeah, because you guys we have
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: planned to.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Talk it out, talk it out, to talk it out.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Wait, I think I think you're parked behind me behind
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: I think I'm behind one of you or something.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that was like insanely fun.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: I was like, I have never it's just cool to
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: meet your tribe, to tribe, your people.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really felt good about him.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, these guys like everybody and everybody was like I
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: felt like on my s it was with me. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: and it was like good to go, like, oh of course.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Goodnes see you.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: No, I yeah, I do want to say this is
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: it's it's it's so fun to actually.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: Just like, you know, it's fun to see you like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: not like I'm not on my screen and in.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: My face girl, like it's nice. It's like we're yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: I do want to say, like I I love your hair,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: thank you?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I like yours.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Two.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: I was like, I might go shorter later, but I'm
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: just trying to like kind of stay and like, I
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: don't know, I got like I feel like a good
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: groove going which feels weird to say, but so't. I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: don't want to change it up to say you have
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: a great group going on. Thank you you too?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: Thank you too?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: All Right, guys, uh you get whoever's next on the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: call sheet?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Jump in. We want big farts and small yes is
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: after it?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna go get it.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Not kill enough.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: People aren't going big enough with the farts, and people
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: are going too small with the s's.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 7: Hey kill it out there, Hey thanks.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Hey, I love your look. I think she's gonna book it. Okay,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: we've got the next one coming in.
• 1:11:06
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• 1:11:09
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• 1:11:10
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