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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 7th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of his program, listener discretion.
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  Speaker 1: Is it lies.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Shell Insensitivity.
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  Speaker 4: Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody, Good morning. Today is Tuesday. It
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  Speaker 3: is July the seventh, twenty twenty six. We are the
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show, Woody Greg Menace, Yeah, Jinigrad Sea bass is Sammy,
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  Speaker 3: We got Morgan, Jeff g is year, we got see Vaughan,
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  Speaker 3: dumbass Tyler, we got bored, We got Mengji Holm. Things
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  Speaker 3: down the wood Show production department. Over there, phones are
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  Speaker 3: open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send
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  Speaker 3: us the text check in over to two to nine
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  Speaker 3: eight seven. Look at all this stuff, the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: You know this and that things, things and stuff and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: With the birthdays to pornal birthday here in just a
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  Speaker 3: few minutes. Hey, menace Today in history, I know you
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  Speaker 3: love these my favorite and today especially today. In nineteen
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  Speaker 3: forty seven, the alleged Roswell UFO incident occurred forty seven. Yeah, nineteen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying nineteen forty seven.
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  Speaker 5: I would have thought that was like seven late seventies.
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  Speaker 5: Oh really, Yeah, I didn't think that alien stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Was that old time I would have picked you for
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  Speaker 3: like the fifties.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe, don't you ever watch ancient aliens? Grade? They've
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  Speaker 6: been here for a while.
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  Speaker 1: It was today.
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  Speaker 3: In nineteen twenty eight, sliced bread was sold for the
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  Speaker 3: first time, I don't know by the Chili Cloth Baking
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  Speaker 3: Company in Missouri, Wow, using a machine invented by otto
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  Speaker 3: Frederick Rodweather, and it was described as the world's greatest
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  Speaker 3: forward step in the baking industry since bread itself was first.
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  Speaker 5: How like what low standards they had.
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  Speaker 3: And global forgiveness day?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you guys, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I actually had a thought recently, you know that kind
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  Speaker 3: of like these weird you know, when you have those
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  Speaker 3: quiet moments and I'm like, you know what, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to try to be more forgiving. Really, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 3: getting better at kind of well, what effect does this
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  Speaker 3: person have on your life at all? And it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: and they don't, but you're letting them hold so much,
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  Speaker 3: you know, power In.
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  Speaker 7: A way, I kind of disagree. I think it's okay
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  Speaker 7: to keep hating. There are two people in the world.
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  Speaker 7: I don't I'm not a hater. I just I'm very
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  Speaker 7: are you like easy going. There are two people in
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  Speaker 7: the world that I hate and I'll never let go
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  Speaker 7: of that.
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  Speaker 6: It's so crazier saying this because I just had a
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  Speaker 6: discussion about this with a group of people really and
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  Speaker 6: there's like, yeah, it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: It might have been the last thing they put in
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  Speaker 3: the chemtrails. Well, we all had that same conversation. That's
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  Speaker 3: what I thought thought control.
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  Speaker 6: We all came to the decisions like, yeah, it's okay
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  Speaker 6: to hate people and have beats, but having uh, you know,
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  Speaker 6: any time thinking about it is taken away from your life.
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  Speaker 3: I don't that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't sit around thinking about it until I think
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  Speaker 3: about it. But until that person, when that thing comes
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  Speaker 3: up or that situation, like then it's like oh man, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they just kind of get like oh yeah, I really God.
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  Speaker 1: Does it any again?
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  Speaker 7: Does do anything positive for you? Because some hatred motivates
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  Speaker 7: you to do.
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  Speaker 1: Better or go harder.
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  Speaker 3: My life's pretty great, Yeah it is, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and so like, and that's what you have
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  Speaker 3: to kind of remind yourself, like you know, it's not
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  Speaker 3: like uh, yeah, I don't know, it has no real effect.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what you mean, you don't think about
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  Speaker 5: it until it comes up.
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  Speaker 6: If I don't with you, I don't f with you.
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  Speaker 6: And that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly all right, eight seven seven forty four. What
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  Speaker 3: he sent us a text over to two to nine
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  Speaker 3: we'll move things along.
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  Speaker 3: It's a birthday for one of your favorites, Greg Oh,
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  Speaker 1: It's a cool guy. He's nice dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jim Gaffkin is sixty years old today.
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  Speaker 1: Sorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I gotta confess I didn't get the diagnosis murder.
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  Speaker 8: Do you think now?
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  Speaker 1: It's funny? But when I hear squirt, it's cross.
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  Speaker 3: Is the Woody Show and we're into another new hour
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  Speaker 3: She's got the trending news headlinch for this Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's all over for the US at the World Cup.
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  Speaker 7: The United States lost four to one to Belgium, So
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  Speaker 7: I guess we still have a long way to go
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  Speaker 7: when it.
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  Speaker 8: Comes to football.
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  Speaker 7: But we actually did Okay, this was the first time
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  Speaker 7: the US made it to the second round of the
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  Speaker 7: knockout round since two thousand and two. But that still
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  Speaker 7: was not enough as far as fans were concerned. We
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  Speaker 7: have some audio that from.
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  Speaker 10: Now one, every single child in the United States must
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  Speaker 10: practice soccer for seven hours a day because that was
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  Speaker 10: one of the worst US sporting events I have ever
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  Speaker 10: watched in my life. Because they didn't just win for one,
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  Speaker 10: they stomped us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean well, every kid around the world
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  Speaker 6: is playing it once they get out of the womb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, except for us. What is this over?
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  Speaker 3: When is the World Cup.
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  Speaker 11: The unje right it is, yeah, the eighteenth and nineteenth
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  Speaker 11: that weekend, right, there will be.
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  Speaker 3: The how some people had like an Olsen twins countdown.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's like when the Olympics gets about halfway through,
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  Speaker 3: you're like, all right, all right, we get it.
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  Speaker 1: And this is at least twice as long as the Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: when you have.
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  Speaker 6: No more skin in the game.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I was a kid, everybody played soccer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kids always play.
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  Speaker 5: Talking about it. Most kids play.
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  Speaker 7: Soccer, that's true, and they still do well. Also, yesterday
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  Speaker 7: Spain beat Portugal one to nothing. So that's the last
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  Speaker 7: World Cup game for Christiano Ronaldo. And today the knockout
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  Speaker 7: round continues with Messi and Argentina versus Egypt and then
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  Speaker 7: Colombia versus Switzerland. Well, Charlie Kirk's family has put out
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  Speaker 7: a statement before the preliminary hearing saying.
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  Speaker 3: As well put out, yeah, I feel you.
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  Speaker 7: They're there to see justice, not revenge. They describe Kirk
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  Speaker 7: as a devoted husband and father, and son and friend
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  Speaker 7: and say they feel his.
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  Speaker 1: Loss every day.
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  Speaker 7: They also ask people to remember him as a person,
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  Speaker 7: not just a public figure. I Meanwhile, prosecutors will try
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  Speaker 7: to convince the judge that there is enough evidence for
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  Speaker 7: the case to move forward to trial. Is this something
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  Speaker 7: we're worried about not happening.
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  Speaker 1: At this stage?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure how it all works.
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  Speaker 6: Not either.
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  Speaker 3: God, It's like I could tell you what what a
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  Speaker 3: what an eight ball was?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 8: Such a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I couldn't tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's a drug thing and it's a measurement
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  Speaker 3: or yeah whatever, like I have an eighth Yeah, people
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  Speaker 3: talking like in you know, drug lingo or whatever, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, and I do I have a sense
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  Speaker 3: of pride in that, Like I just don't know. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know a lot about a legal process, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean as far as because I never lived it,
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you what it's like to be in jail.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's just things that I'm proud to not have
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  Speaker 3: that experience.
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  Speaker 5: You know, There's things I'm very much not proud of,
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  Speaker 5: like that when you look at a food label and
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  Speaker 5: it says, Oh, this only has fourteen grams of sodium.
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  Speaker 5: That's not bad, right.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know that?
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  Speaker 6: How do you know that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, because at some point maybe you had an issue,
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  Speaker 3: you had too much salt, and you had to look
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  Speaker 3: and you had to maintain like underway you're about to
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  Speaker 3: lose a tone. That's how you know that. But I
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  Speaker 3: feel like the whole world understands it except me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody like.
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  Speaker 5: Eight grams of protein.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody googles that.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, I have we heard from this guy at all?
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  Speaker 6: Has he said a word shut up?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But like when you ask about you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you okay, you got arrested. They have enough
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  Speaker 3: that they charged you for whatever the crime, you know,
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  Speaker 3: to be able to put you know, file the charges.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, then now there's a trial to turn whether
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  Speaker 3: you actually did it or not.
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  Speaker 7: Right now, like, oh, fingers crossed that we have enough
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  Speaker 7: to go to trial, so we'll see. Well, a guy
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  Speaker 7: in Florida is dead after a fight in a Walmart
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  Speaker 7: parking lot over a parking space. So there's a video
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  Speaker 7: of this whole thing and that the police released and
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  Speaker 7: according to the report, this sixty two year old dude
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  Speaker 7: got into it with this woman in another car again
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  Speaker 7: over a parking spot.
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  Speaker 6: I get it, dude, the walmart, by the station, the
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  Speaker 6: parking lot. It's insane crazy. It's so hard to get
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  Speaker 6: a spot.
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  Speaker 7: But I don't know if you guys saw it in
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  Speaker 7: this video. He goes up to her and then they
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  Speaker 7: get in this big argument. And despite the fact that
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  Speaker 7: the woman is clearly holding a gun like outstretched in
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  Speaker 7: her arm and trying to move away from him, he
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  Speaker 7: keeps moving toward her, and.
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  Speaker 1: That's when she shoots him. She's got the documen, she's
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  Speaker 1: pointing at it, and she's backing up. There's no mistake.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're thinking. Yeah, he keeps moving
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  Speaker 1: toward her.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a movie, dude.
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  Speaker 3: If I see somebody bring a gun out, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: the opposite direction.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you roll out the red carpet for that parking
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  Speaker 1: spot for them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well, he was taken to the hospital. He later died.
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  Speaker 7: The woman stayed at the scene. She put her gun
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  Speaker 7: on a car nearby. She waited for the cops to
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  Speaker 7: show up, and she cooperated with them. She said it
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  Speaker 7: was in self defense. And since this is Florida with
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  Speaker 7: the standard ground law. She hasn't been arrested.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not going to get arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. They keep trying to make a big
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  Speaker 3: deal and lean into the fact this guy was a veteran. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: thank you for your service. Right, the guy was a nurse. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: cool apprecia, noble profession. It doesn't mean you don't do
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  Speaker 3: stupid things. Of course, you're immune to making dumb decisions
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  Speaker 3: when you get on the video. First of all, you're
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  Speaker 3: getting into an argument with somebody in a parking lot
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  Speaker 3: over a parking space. That person pulls a gun and
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  Speaker 3: is pointing it at you and backing up, and you're
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  Speaker 3: walking toward them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care any of other information.
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  Speaker 3: Which you're again really trying to lean inteah to try
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  Speaker 3: to have some sympathy for this guy. I'm having a
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  Speaker 3: hard time finding any I heard.
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  Speaker 1: He did make a.
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  Speaker 6: Wish too, Is that okay?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he participated, got it? What's the no, that's
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  Speaker 1: not okay?
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  Speaker 7: Like, the most I've ever done if somebody snagged my
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  Speaker 7: parking spot is like give them a little beep or
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  Speaker 7: maybe the finger and you move on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just sit behind them, like you pull up
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  Speaker 3: behind them before they even have a chance to get.
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  Speaker 5: Of the car, and you sit there give a really
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  Speaker 5: dirty look.
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  Speaker 7: I should try that one. Give a thumbs down. Well,
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  Speaker 7: things aren't going so well at Xbox right now. Microsoft
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  Speaker 7: cut three thousand jobs after some bad returns in their
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  Speaker 7: video game development department and game.
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  Speaker 1: Pass subscription services.
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  Speaker 7: According to their CEO, they said Xbox is operating at
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  Speaker 7: three to ten times lower than their competitors, and in May,
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  Speaker 7: Microsoft even began offering employees voluntary retirement buyouts. The news
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  Speaker 7: gets worse for customers too. Xbox console prices are going
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  Speaker 7: from one hundred to one hundred and fifty on August
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  Speaker 7: first because of the rising cost of storage and memory components.
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  Speaker 7: And I've followed this random guy on Instagram and he
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  Speaker 7: was crying saying that his partner just got let go
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  Speaker 7: from Microsoft and they're screwed, so iod like everybody.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, they're just streamlining right now. Because with all that said,
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  Speaker 6: they also came out with their goal is to try
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  Speaker 6: to get to a billion active users online at the
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  Speaker 6: same time. So they're working on something. Yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: I with GTA six, I'm sure they'll they'll hit that
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  Speaker 6: mark without having to pay all these people.
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  Speaker 3: Look every every industry, like there's no industry that's immune,
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  Speaker 3: it seems right now, unless you run like maybe like
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  Speaker 3: a funeral home, dentists, you know, things like that. But
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  Speaker 3: like there's just a lot of shake up in the
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  Speaker 3: radio industry. Like the company that we work for, iHeart,
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  Speaker 3: just laid off a bunch of people. They're you know,
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  Speaker 3: restructuring or whatever. They're doing, stream streamline whatever. And then
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  Speaker 3: you know, the thing is like the people within the
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  Speaker 3: radio industry act as if like we're the only ones
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  Speaker 3: this is happening to. And then you read about Microsoft
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  Speaker 3: forty eight hundred people. It's all industries, all industries are
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  Speaker 3: going through these things. And I keep telling because I
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  Speaker 3: have a lot of people that I know, our friend
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  Speaker 3: Tony the Whipping Boy got caught up in one of
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  Speaker 3: these things. I go, man, the thing is like you like,
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  Speaker 3: it's not just happening to one space and one industry.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing I think everybody And I keep this
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  Speaker 3: in mind all the time for myself because I mean
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  Speaker 3: I've been through a number of times where I've been
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  Speaker 3: either fired or the station gets sold or they flip
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  Speaker 3: formats or whatever. Your job is, your number will be
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  Speaker 3: called at some point for whatever. Who knows your fault,
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  Speaker 3: not your fault, whatever your job is.
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  Speaker 1: To be ready.
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  Speaker 3: That's why networking is important. It's always like, maybe not
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  Speaker 3: in a personal relationship, you know, a boyfriend girlfriend kind
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  Speaker 3: of thing, but in a professional sense, you should always
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  Speaker 3: have a back burner going always, always have a person
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  Speaker 3: you could pick up the call, break glass in case
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  Speaker 3: of emergency and call them and have something you know,
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  Speaker 3: even if it's not right now, going him in.
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  Speaker 1: If mind, Yeah, if if planets.
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  Speaker 3: Ever aligned, you know, we should we should work together
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  Speaker 3: or I would I would love to work with you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, cool?
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  Speaker 3: Hey you know what man? I just heard you got
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  Speaker 3: let go? Hey are you still interested? Or hey I
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  Speaker 3: just got let go? Is there anything going on? Like
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  Speaker 3: you keep these lines of communication open your job or
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  Speaker 3: to save if you're that close to like maybe like
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  Speaker 3: a retirement. Is anybody ready to retire or able to retire?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: But like to get yourself in a position over time.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Don't spend money on dumb things. Put your money away,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: be prepared. The closer you get to a retirement age.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Spend less on frivolous things. And more on getting yourself
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: set up, because there's a lot of that too, where
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: a company, you know, they start doing these cuts and
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: you're sixty years old or fifty eight years old.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I got to have my toepath.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying, you're fifty.
• 15:43
  Speaker 12: Eight years old, and it's it's not as.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Easy to start over. Not impossible, but not as easy.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: So your job is to make sure that you're ready
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: when your number is called. And that's the advice I
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: always give as someone who's been through it a number
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: of times, and that's why I always try to keep
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: myself in a position it's like cool, I don't want
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: to be anywhere that I'm out wanted, but when that
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: time comes, I'm gonna be ready. Yeah, I'm not fooling
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: myself with the company saying we're a family.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: No we're not.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: No, No, we're not. They may like you may, but
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: you know, at some point you're not going to be
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: of use to them and that's it, and then that's
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: where the family ends. You go overboard.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, Well, if you have or had YouTube TV,
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: direct TV stream or Fubo TV, you could be eligible
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: for part of a fifty million dollars settlement involving Disney.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen up, I'm rich.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: Okay, the lawsuit claim Disney helped drive up the cost
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: of live TV streaming services. Now, they deny any wrongdoing,
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: but they did agree to settle part of the case.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: So to qualify, you must have subscribed to one of
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: these services between April first, twenty nineteen and March thirty
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: first of this year. Eligible YouTube TV and DirecTV stream
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: customers should have also received a letter or an email
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: with this like unique ID to file a claim, and
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: you have until September eighth to submit your claim online
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: or by mail. And finally, some drama between neighbors is
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: getting a lot of attention now that this video went viral.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Is something to be.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Hold, right.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: It's is the woman that's like trying to eat the
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: other woman's legs. He's drying on her. It's these two chicks.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: One is literally biting the other woman's leg like it's
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: a piece of chicken.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: This is redneck news, dude.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: So the women are neighbors. There's no word on what
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: the beak was about, but the argument obviously escalated. And
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: then there's this one chick.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: She just sunk her.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: On the ground ground and she sunk her teeth into
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: the side of this other chicks calf.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's what that sounds like.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: How wheel press charging your face.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I'll put a bullet right between.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Your wi.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was going to be area. One
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: of the woman who's like gnawing on the other woman's
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: leg like a piece of chicken. She looks like one
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: of the thousand pounds system.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: She was hung and the one who was being bitten,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: what she was like holding a pit bull over her. Yeah,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: it's it's.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Just it's so trashy.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: And now somebody did say in the comment section that
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: this is quote just neighbors being neighbors in the hood,
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: so you know that could be part of it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Who knows it is just a friendly squabble. All right,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: well that's what's going on with all right.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Quick break more what he showed next?
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: What s.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: We were talking about this recently about different things that
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: you remember from childhood, you know, foods or different things,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: movies maybe you know, maybe I just saw it was
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Independence Day was on.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. I like it. It's pretty dumb, right, It's.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: So dumb, and I love Jet says, A, when's the
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: last time you watched it?
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: I pretty much watched it every year, but you do.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: I would have watched it this year, but I was
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: not around.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: It was on and I loved that movie. I really,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I really did, and I watched it this time. It
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: was just on TV as we're hanging out with my
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: dad and everybody, and uh, dude, they murder aliens.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: They punched them in the face.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: It was so Yeah, when they have the alien, they
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: have the alien on the table and they're gonna do
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: like basically the autopsy kind of thing and just like
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the I don't know, it was so it was so corny.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Is that Will Smith? I've never seen it? Yeah? Is
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that the one where he said welcome to Yeah?
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: Is that that?
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And then they upload the computer virus into the alien
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: ship to bring it down. Just upload a virus. They're
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: so smart, right, but they smart but they don't have
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Norton and so smart.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Because they're from far away.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Because they're from far away.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: That makes you smart.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: So like, to me, I don't know, it's a popular
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: and I loved it at one point.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: To me, it just it just didn't hold up. Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: but you know, maybe it's just so, or maybe it's
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: a whatever. Like my wife loved New Kids on the Block,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: still does, but does it still rule?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: She is right.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: There's things that you like as a kid that once
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: you become an adult and you haven't been exposed to
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it for a while ago.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, I can't believe I ever.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Liked it got it objectively as an adult.
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: Ever.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So for this, does it hold up? We are
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: looking at foods from our childhood. Oh sweet, now, Jeff, guh,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: he's collected and we contributed to a couple of different
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: things to this. I know, Gina, you bought some stuff.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I bought a couple of things. Jeff, you bought some stuff.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: And these are all things that we remember from childhood.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: And the question is does it hold up now? Some
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: of these things people as adults we still eat. I'm
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: looking at this and I can only I only see
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: one thing on here. I think it's the first thing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: We're going to try. One thing on here that I
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: have had in the past, I don't know, thirty years really, yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: everything else on here. Now, there's one thing I've had,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: but it was was I don't know about a year ago.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: That's it. No, it wasn't even there. I think it
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: was more like, oh man, I used to love these.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, I saw that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I saw the display at the store and I picked
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: one up. Remember I hadn't had hamburger helper and front.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Well that's what I was thinking. It was.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: No, it's something else, but I mean the Hamburger helper
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: still bomb.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Hamburger helpers still that was still good. A couple of
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: years ago, got a can of Man which for sloppy jokes, I.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Still love me, yeah, which shows up at our house.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Loved him as a kid.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: It's right in like the canned food.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Very sweet.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: It's so gross it's sweet. Does not hold up. Oh no,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: I thought it was great. I had it not that
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: long ago.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: The Man, which I said, I still think is good.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: The Hamburger helper is still good.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Good helper is good. I haven't help my mom. That's
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: a childhood thing.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: My mom used to make tuna noodle cast at the time. Yeah,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: it's like with those big wide egg ribbon noodles.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: With the special k on the top, or you know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the corn flakes.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: She used to use bread crumbs like butter buttered bread
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: crumbs and bread crumb breadcrumbs melt butter pouring the balls
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: start up, so creates that kind of like crumble thing
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: and spread it on the top and baca, yeah, ritz crackers,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: you can do with that too.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: I feel like we own apology to certain foods, like
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: cast roll gets about my favorite rules and then meat
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: loaf rules gets made fun.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Of meat looks good?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: All right, so Jeff the first thing. And I have
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: tried this in you know, as an adult and somewhat
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: recently Aggle waffles number one, number one. The question is again,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: does it hold up?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Smells good?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It does smell good as an adult.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Now we're just gone like dry and fine with syrup.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: M you some butter.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: At a breakfast where two people out of the breakfast
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: with pancakes and waffles and they don't put syrup.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I don't say that's weird, weird, weird. You should be
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: able to judge this better. This waffle to me is sweet.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: It is a sweet taste.
• 23:09
  Speaker 14: It is I agree, Why it it's already sweet?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: What about butter to make it?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Damn yeah, make it damn yeah. I wonder like how
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: the Aggle waffle sales were during the height of Stranger Things,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: because that is such a big part.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Of I'm sure it helped.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I think the Aggle waffle does hold up?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Well? Again, we're looking at a waffle that is frozen
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: and you put it in the toaster, not one. You're
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: using the waffle iron for it. So it's going to
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: be it's not going to be the same as you know,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: going to a breakfast place and getting a fresh waffle.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: They just grow up. But it's basically just as good.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: It's good. It's good.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: I guarantee you this is part of somebody's weekly routine
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: that's listening right now.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Sure, yes, of course.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: But act like I don't know. It's like falling off
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: No, it's good. I see thumbs up, it holds up.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: I give it basically a ten. It's fantastic four four,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: But does it hold up?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Doesn't hold up? No?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: God, no, you wouldn't eat this.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: No, Like if I was a kid, this would be
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the treat of all treats. Now, I'm like, I'll pass.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: But if you're like woke up on a Saturday morning, No,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: you look, you're like, yeah, I want something, I want
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: a bawl cereal the freezer and you sell some Aggle
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: waffles and you passed.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want it tripping tripping. You change, Yeah, I
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: have changed. I think.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: I have one of those stupid drawer freezers. Yeah, I
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: guarantee you. I think there's Aggle Waffles in there. I
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: just don't see them, you know, everything on top.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think we buy the name brand because the
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: kids burn through them.
• 24:45
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we get the store brand, like buttermilk. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: don't these yeah about the same. And also they sell
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: like frozen pancakes that the kids like. Those are They're
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: pretty good. The ones from Trader Joe's are yeah a plus.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I've got the ones from Trader But the ones that
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: just the regular ass grocery store, you know, those are good?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Are those the generic that sell like that giant sleeve
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: of hash Browns.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: They come in like a cellphane like package. There's like
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: two stacks in the package of the pancakes and they're
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: wrapped just.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Like a plaid. There's not they're in a box. Yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: they're good. They're good.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Anyway, overall, re embody the room suffered, Gina. Aggle Waffles
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: do hold up thumbs up?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Now this other item that we have here in round
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: number one of does it hold up food Edition is
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: a beverage. Now, I haven't had this, Oh my god,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: it's gotta be forty years.
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah, probably since middle school. But man, as soon as
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: I cracked it open, it smelled like childhood.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: It's so good the smell of it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Jeff g what do we have here?
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Sunny Delight?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: As a kid, I loved sonny d.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, that would be my first sip of Snny Delight
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: ever had before my mom bought that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Remember those? I guess they were made of cardboard. Was
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: little canisters with the concentrate. Have to mix it with
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: water for the ou.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Juice we had.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: We never got.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: This was like not orange juice. This is orange drinks.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: This was for the multi millionaire kids.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I never associated with like rich kids by.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Your own jugged orange juice.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: This was the kids that drank Sunny Delight. Was that
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: came from the houses that had HBO?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Big time big?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Because this Sonny D was the brand. But like the
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: the orange drink thing was, it was huge.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know, like you get the little grenade barrel things.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Remember those little plastic bottles had the foil top to them.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: They looked like.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Little barrel like plastic barrels, and they were like grapes,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: and there was.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: The orange, red, red, and green.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah you don't see the flavor, you say.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I think my mom bought those one time, and then
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: we re used those little bottles until I was a
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: senior in high school.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: A sunny D and my refrigerator. I have hard sunny D.
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: They make like of course.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: To hear about that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So here we go, Greg, your first
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: sip ever of sonny D. See that's good.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I thought it would taste kind of chemically or.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's smooth. That's really imber.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I hate.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I haven't really Okay, we'll come back to that. Okay,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I have not had sunny D, Like I said, it's
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: got to be forty years.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I loved it, though. Wow, let's see if it holds up.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Hold on here, that's restaurant. That's good. Oh that's so good.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: That's really good. It's really good.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It tastes more like regular orange juice than I remember. Yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't it.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: It tastes like straight sugar to me.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: But it's so very sweet orange juice.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: And I disagree with you one thousand percent on the
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: no pulp thing, Greg, I get I get the what
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: is that simple simply whatever it's called, yeah, simple whatever,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: whatever that brand is, I get that, and I get it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: With the most pulp juice they have like light, they
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: have meatia whatever. The dark it's like a dark red
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: thing on the top.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: That is. That's the one I go for. Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tang was another big at the same time, like yeah, tang,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I bet.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: I bet that would be gross today?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Is good? Is it?
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: And that's the one that they always said, like you
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: know Astronauts had.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they developed it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: It's basically kool Aid is shockingly good.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: It's a weird adjective for orange juice. But it is creamy.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I said, smooth, smooth.
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 14: I remember being thicker as a kid. I thought it
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: was going to be thicker. I thought I wasn't gonna
• 28:40
  Speaker 14: like it. This is really good.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: On the pulp thing, Greg, you know I like about pulp.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: It means fresh to me, like like cilantro.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I gonna tell I was just gonna tell you that,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: like the cilantro of juice, call like.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Cilantro for me, Like it like tastes fresh, so dum. Yeah,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: slaughter is in something fresh to favor, Yeah, and that
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: to me is pulp in juice. Yeah, it's fresh. I'll
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: take it either way. But my mom loves the poll
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: to Greg, and you're basically eating your orange totally.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It's weird. It's weird, like that much pull that she
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: likes it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: I don't know what I just do, jumping on everything.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: But this doesn't taste like straight up medicine to anyone else.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, I thought it would.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Oh man, God must be drugs.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Well that's a given.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, too much botox in your brain or something.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: My god, going over there?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: No, I go waffle. No, Sonny D and.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Greg, whatdy? It's not sweet for you? Is good? Good smooth?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: I say it holds up. Greg's never had it before,
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: but he likes it. New fans, I still drink. Holds up,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: holds up, holds up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: There you go, Sonny D.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Now I know what it's like to be a millionaire child.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Well, so far, we're two for two on does it
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: hold up? We have some other rounds that will be
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: coming up throughout the morning, and uh, we'll see how
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: those go. This next round.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to Spaghettios.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: I'm not looking for that really.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: It seems like something you would and then and then
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: a sweet treat. Okay, yeah, so that'll be in the
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: next round. We'll do that next hour the show.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: And that video that we.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Were discussing in the Genus News about the neighbors, the
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: two neighbor ladies who got into it, pull of white trash,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: redneck news stuff.
• 30:27
  Speaker 16: Uh sturb that just the clip is this big fat
• 30:39
  Speaker 16: white chicken is gnawing on the neighbor lady's leg like.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: A he's a chicken.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Will pressed target hit it. I'll put a bullet right
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: between your will.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I like the yeah bitch thing that Yeah, I noticed
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: that listener is using that more on the text.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: I always find it funny when a woman calls another
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: woman a bitch.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah bitch, Yeah that bitch fu yeah clip obviously from
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Breaking Bad.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah bitch.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: And then the other the other one that I've noticed
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: has picked up some steam is uh. You know how
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: people say like by Felicia, but from this show, it's
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: like you feel me, Greg. They'll say something like you
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: just over the top, just total sarcastic tongue in cheek,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: and then someone will text something over and then they'll
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: end it with you feel me, Greg? Yes, I agree,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: You're not talking to somebody named Greg again, like saying bye, Felicia.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You feel me, Greg? You feel me? I do?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I do, because there's anybody in here that's gonna laugh
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: at the other stupid stuff that I find funny.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be Greg.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: You know, you know, I know I can always count
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: on Greg.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, even if I don't agree, I feel it,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny. Man, it was going down, dude.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Speaking of another drama, This thirty year old woman in Maryland,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: she's in trouble. She didn't get her taco bell fast enough.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: She was waiting for her order. Okay, I get it,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: and she got fed up because it was just taking
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: too long. So she starts arguing with the employees. That
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: got her nowhere. She started to start talking some more trash,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: like you know, you know, level up a little bit,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: that will speed things up. It didn't, so she stepped
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: up again. She got verbally abusive. So now she's one
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: from just like talking trash, now she's being verbally abusive. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: that didn't work, so she flashed her gun. Oh, cops called.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: They came arrested her. She's been hit with a bunch
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: of charges and menace. She's been given a lifetime ban
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: from Taco Bell. Why even live?
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Why go on? Yeah?
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: No more Taco Bell.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: What would you consider quote too long for your order?
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: I mean if it's even if it's five minutes?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah wait, I don't. Yeah, this whole impatience thing that
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I think like Sea Bass, for sure, it's more performative, agreed,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you know, like because he's the whole thing about like
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I don't even accept change. I throw it on the
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: ground because it saves time.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know where he is.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I think he's running anyway. If if you're here, seas
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: you're in the office, come on it. But yeah, he doesn't, right,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: It's like I said, that's that part is more And
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: here's why.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Because he is intelligent and intellectual, he should have the
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: maturity to wait five minutes for a meal.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So he and I traveled Sea Bass and
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I traveled to Atlanta for a thing. It's fine, it
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: was fine. As soon as he got on we got
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: on the plane. I flew us first class, right, and
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: as soon as he got on the plane, it's like
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: six in the morning, and he's like, uh, yes, I'll
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: have a Champagne will take off what.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: He pretends to be fancy.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: He goes off the champion. I'm like serious, Champagne goes.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahs for you. There are no clocks when it
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: comes to flying. Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: So then you know he lived in Atlanta for a
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: long time and I'm like, hey, man, I'm looking for
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: at some point while we're here, I would like to
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: go to like a total southern breakfast Oh yeah, kind
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: of place like I don't care where it is or whatever. Anyway,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: he made this suggestion. It happened to be right by
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: where we were staying the hotel that we were at
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: separate rooms. In case you're wondering, I was you feel me,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Greg Boo. Anyway, Uh, we get there and it's busy
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: because it's a morning. It's like a you know whatever, Friday,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Saturday or whatever. Yeah, breakfast spot.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: We get there and the woman at the desk says
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: it'll be ten minutes.
• 34:48
  Speaker 17: Okay for a super popular great that's He's like nope,
• 34:54
  Speaker 17: and he like doesn't say, I don't know, what do
• 34:56
  Speaker 17: you think, just goes nope and then turns around and
• 34:59
  Speaker 17: walks out.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: So in the time it took for him to find
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: another place to eat.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I was telling for another hour. I'm like,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: well where else where else?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: What's around here? What else is around here that's gonna
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that's going to see you in less than ten you
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: know what?
• 35:10
  Speaker 18: You know?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Like it's called like the flying biscuit or something that
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: we heard of that place.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course we've ate there together. We've ate there,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: We ate there. You know what I'm saying, Greg, Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: we've ate there, we ate that, we've seen there.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: We've seen it at the place that he didn't wait,
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: I want to wait.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: At Oh was it the same place?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah?
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: See Greg, intelligence and maturity I do not think go
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: together all the time, But this makes sense.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: That's the formula more. Yeah, if you are intelligent slash
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: mature slash intellectual person, Yeah, wouldn't you just have the
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: fortitude to wait ten minutes?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So there's like another I think it was like maybe
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: even at the hotel.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's another restaurant like right across from that one.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we walked in there. Well, how long is the
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: wait after this is after the spending like you know,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: five minutes trying to figure out what else was around. Yeah,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: then we walked to the other place, sat down, and
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: like it would have been like an extra four minutes
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: have we waited for the place that he recommended?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that other place is trash. It was empty.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: That sounds like the logic of an idiot.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but like I like, I just don't like
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I value my time to a certain degree. But when
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: it comes to like a meal quality, like I'm not
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: trying to make it like a Menace an F one
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: pit stop totally, Like, let's see, we've designated this time
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: to have a meal.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the event.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Like what are you rushing away to do?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't know that's a question for like Menace
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: and Sea Bass because they're they're the two were the
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: most guilty. I can't be here any more than five second.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I do have the patients the size of
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: a fleece penis. But ten minutes is nothing crazy to me.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I would I would say when they say forty five minutes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I'm on saying it depends where you are, Like where
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: you're at, is it a Friday night? Yeah, I'm how
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: long it's going to take to get to the other
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: place that we're going to go, and what's the weight
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: going to be? Like there?
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely doing the math from my head, I'm like, Okay,
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: well let's say it's a thirty minute wait. Well, but
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: it's time I go figure out another spot. Blah blah blah.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be the same amount of time, so then
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: I'll just wait.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes is nothing, Yeah, it just cuts you.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: The time wasting stuff that drives me nuts is when
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: you know the meal is done and you're just waiting
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: for somebody to come back around so you could pay
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: the bill and get out. Like that's the time waster
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: that I don't like. Well, I'll go find me nobody
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: likes it, but I'm saying like, that's the one that
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: annoys me.
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: See, I think it's performative to sit in your chair
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: and wait like you're in kindergarten. I'll just be like
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: I will go get them, Like I don't need to
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: sit here and wait like a child.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: My thing when it comes to eating, like not every
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: meal needs to be an event.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: No, and most of its just fast food.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: I get it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: But this woman losing her mind at the taco bell
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: and yet how long would that be?
• 37:44
  Speaker 12: Now you're never get to talk about possibly is too long.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: You're so heated and now you're pulling a gun, going
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: to jail over it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: But I do have people in my life that every
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: single meal has to be like this planned out thing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: No, every meal is not going to a restaurant that
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: has cloth naped.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: But you literally said, where is a great breakfast place?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: That's the thing I want to do? Yeah, this is
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the highlight. Yeah, this wasn't a grab. Yeah, he screwed
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you man again.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Eventually I forgot because we did go that ended up
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: going back, but it was with Menace. It was like
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the following year or whatever.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: He came there.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had the same the same event again, and
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: so Menace and I went to say we.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: In there or what we we?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: We came there? So we in there?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, we in there eating there? And there are you serious?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Show is there?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Showy? We welcome into the studio. He is our friend,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: he has our guest, he has Greg Fitzsimmons. Yay, it's good.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: How are you good to see?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: It's good to be here, it really is.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I can tell by your facial expression and your tone.
• 38:54
  Speaker 13: You know, serve in Venice Beach and uh and uh,
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: you know, I love coming on the show, but seven
• 38:59
  Speaker 13: I is excessive.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It's aggressive.
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: It's aggressive.
• 39:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, So then I can't sleep because the show means
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: a lot to me, and I want to be I
• 39:10
  Speaker 13: want to be sharp, I want to be fresh. And uh,
• 39:12
  Speaker 13: you know, I do the riddle in around four thirty,
• 39:16
  Speaker 13: and then a couple of bumps around.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Six fifty, like whatever's handy, whatever's handy.
• 39:22
  Speaker 13: I just have white powders, yeah, like coffee creamers. USh
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: them up to coffee creamers. And and then you know
• 39:30
  Speaker 13: this pository is like those don't those I can't. I'm
• 39:33
  Speaker 13: out with the riddle in the same way. So I
• 39:36
  Speaker 13: get here and I don't. I don't know where I'm at.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: But it's a more direct hit when you do ticket
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: that way. Oh my god, storms quicker.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, say they have pet tides now they can take.
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: Oh right, yeah, No, I don't live in Austin.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: You're not the first person. Now.
• 39:51
  Speaker 13: The guys in Austin, I really feel like they're they're
• 39:54
  Speaker 13: like the what is the Pinocchio or you know, what's
• 39:58
  Speaker 13: the one where they won't grow up?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Peter Pan.
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: It's like Peter they want to be on the island
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: of Peter Pan.
• 40:03
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you know anything that they you know, no uh,
• 40:07
  Speaker 13: no stero, no voxes, but literally every other yeah yeah yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Like hgh yeah, yeah, let's do them. Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Well, you're not the first guess to say something about
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: like a like a seven am like arrival time or whatever.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: But here's here's the reason for that. And because the
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: seven am and the eight o'clock hour are our prime hours.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: This is like we have the most people listening in
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: those two hours. So I want to give you a
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: prime spot. If you want to come in later, you can,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: but I want to give you a good spot. That's
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: what it's all about. Kevin Smith, Yeah, Kevin Smith said
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: something too.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: He's like he never went to bed well as you know.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: And then I said no, but really, because we like you.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: If we didn't like you, we you know whatever, you
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: can just come in like LA nine. Yeah yeah for
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: the last ten minutes of the show.
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, don't joke, don't Joe coy me.
• 40:59
  Speaker 15: No.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I liked.
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: Once I'm here, I'm happy. And it's always say what
• 41:04
  Speaker 13: a team.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like about like plans, general plans like that.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: My wife and I will make plans we have we
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: have plans for Friday night. We're going to a dinner
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: with friends, and it's gonna be great because we love
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: these people and we look forward to getting out and
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: you know, away from the kids and having a dinner.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: But the entire time of the week or you're looking
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: at all the stuff you have going on that week ago, Man, Friday,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: we have that dinner. Basically, it's nothing you don't want
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: to do it, but it's one of those like because
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: you like you're saying, like you like coming on the
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: show and everything, but it's the build up. It's the
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: you know, wouldn't be great just to be in you know,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: your pj's on a Friday night, just kicking it on
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: the couch after a long week of work and things.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: But man, the minute you're like in the car and
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: you're on your way to the restaurant and when you
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: get there, you're like, man, this is great.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: Do you have any energy with the female and the
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: other couple?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Like do you yeah? Yeah? What you mean?
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: I mean, is there any flirtation with another couple? No,
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: not like that the couple there could be a little
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: bit of a vie because it's a safe space to feel.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Nothing like, Yeah, it's not like that. These these are
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: just holemies.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Does she look like what's do you keep saying? What's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: that I'm asking your question?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Well, no, because I'm just I'm trying to understand the context.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: The context is, but do I have a crush on her?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Like physically?
• 42:27
  Speaker 13: It's it's more subtle than that when it's a foursome. Yeah,
• 42:32
  Speaker 13: because and you start thinking about would I be comfortable
• 42:35
  Speaker 13: with this man making love to my wife?
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: You sund like somebody who's really pushing a swinging agenda.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Agenda.
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: I don't swing, but mentally I do gymnastics.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Now, I just know, don't go to a dinner. Don't
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: bring my wife to a dinner.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: Your wife is beautiful.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: She is. She's a cutie.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: And I accused you of.
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: Meeting her later in your life when you were already famous.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we do.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: We go way back way before I really did much
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: of anything. But we also lived in her parents' house
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: because I got a radio job that I lost, and uh,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: her mom looked like what her mom looked like like
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: a like a it's crazy, you know, they say, like, oh,
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: you want to see what your future looks like, look
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: at the mother saw it. I see pictures of my
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: mother in law and it looks like my wife today.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. I mean it's crazy like that. No, not
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: not that she's We've nicknamed her anti frail because she's
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: very small and very petite, and she talks very quietly
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: and she moves her hands alone when she speaks. I'm like,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: my wife is very much the opposite of like loudmouth.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: But uh yeah, it's that's what she's going to look like. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: well that's good.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: I want to pose that question, Gina. If you go
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: out to dinner with another couple, is there a vibe
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: I would have never.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: No saying that.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I don't think so unless that.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Was the head.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: It's just sort of.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: And you're but also there. But what he has no
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: clue when somebody is interested? Now, were you ever were
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: ever good?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Like when you were single? We're every good at picking
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: up like somebody was like, you know, into you or
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: flirting with you. Oblivious. I'm oblivious.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not good at it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: They can have their mouth on me.
• 44:29
  Speaker 19: Like I don't know, yeah yeah, with gay guys, like
• 44:36
  Speaker 19: I will literally be on a couch pants down and
• 44:41
  Speaker 19: be like you know he's not into me.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just being polite.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Gay guys are so polite.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: But have you met a gay guy that doesn't want
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: to sleep with you?
• 44:58
  Speaker 13: Yeah, my buddy O'Neill. You ever read the book Chaos
• 45:02
  Speaker 13: by Tom O'Neill?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Read a book he got there? You don't read books.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: I want to read books. I buy books thinking, oh,
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: that sounds like a really good book, and I buy
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: it and then it sits there audio books there's a
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: better chance.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 45:15
  Speaker 13: But he wrote a book about the Manson murders called
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: Chaos Sweet, and he wrote it for twenty years. And
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: when I say wrote it, not one of those people
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: that like, you know, screwed off and wasted like he
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: was my neighbor in New York City. We lived in
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: Little Italy and then we lived in Venice Beach together
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: for the last ten And he wrote it and then
• 45:34
  Speaker 13: he got on the He.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Put it out.
• 45:38
  Speaker 13: First, he got sued for not handing it in time,
• 45:41
  Speaker 13: and then he had to go through all anyway, he
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: put it out and I got him on the Joe
• 45:45
  Speaker 13: Rogan Show.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: And it's been on the New York Times Bestsettl list
• 45:47
  Speaker 8: for like three years.
• 45:48
  Speaker 13: Damn and he just testified in front of the Senate
• 45:51
  Speaker 13: and he does he's gay, and we've never there's never
• 45:57
  Speaker 13: been any flirtation, never been.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: And the energy.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: He's a good looking guy.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: But you say this like it's almost like I can't
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: believe in it. This is almost impossible. This never happened. Disappointing, Yeah,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: you disappointed. He might be a little bummed to do.
• 46:13
  Speaker 13: I mean it makes you feel like you're not in shape,
• 46:15
  Speaker 13: because like a woman might crush on a guy who's
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: got a paunch. Like I'm in good shape, I'm gay,
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: I'm gay adjacent.
• 46:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, like the hair is tight.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Cologne, Yeah, it's good. Just speaking of the Manson murders,
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: I just saw something Danny tray Hoe he met Charles
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Manson in jail and he was telling the story and
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: it was it was pretty I do have a cliphold.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: This is Danny Treyjo talking about Charlie.
• 46:47
  Speaker 15: Wasn't the guy that you saw on the TV special.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: It's like five ft four.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Five foot five, little scrawny, poor.
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: Kind of like a bum Really, he had a string
• 46:59
  Speaker 15: for a belt. He tied his pants with a string
• 47:03
  Speaker 15: because he could afford a built. Some of the prisoners
• 47:06
  Speaker 15: were going to take advantage of him, because the advantage
• 47:08
  Speaker 15: of anybody it's small. And we found out that he
• 47:11
  Speaker 15: could hypnotize you, so we we let him sleep in
• 47:14
  Speaker 15: front of our cell, you know, to make sure that
• 47:17
  Speaker 15: nobody had hurt him.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, Danny Treo was in jail. Yeah, you know,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: but got a colorful.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: In front of their cell. Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 13: Well Manson in the book, Uh, it's and this is this,
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: he's a real journalist. Manson was they used mind control
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: the CIA, you know, Council Pro. Yeah, that that program
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: used LSD to do mind control on Manson and they
• 47:41
  Speaker 13: orchestrated the murders. And that's it's not a conspiracy theory.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: It's all proven. Well, first of all, we know that
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: Council Pro used LSD for mind control, and they did.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Like a bunch of experiments where they were trying to
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: train military members to be able to read the minds
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: of our enemies. And they are yeah, get like uh
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: you know, like clairvoyant, sir, just be able to Okay,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Kim Jong un is you know, like yeah, so yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: they load them up with these different drugs and hook
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: them up with these different machines trying to see if
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: they can get.
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: Imagine what an interviewer you would be if you could
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: do mine control on your guests. Yeah, you get to
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: meet more in here and have her talking about three
• 48:17
  Speaker 13: ways yellow.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it sounds like you might need to jerk
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: off or something and having pretty.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Horned up the time right just above waste level.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Well, Greg Fitzimmons is here. You can find them on
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: social media at Greg Fitzsimmons. That's Instagram. His website fitsdog
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: dot com, which is where you can get information and
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: tickets to his shows. He's going to be in Oxnard
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: on Saturday, actually Oxnard Levity Live, and then Sunday at
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: the Mamba in Huntington Beach. He'll be in Pittsburgh another
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: one of our fine Woodies show markets July twenty fourth
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: and twenty fifth, and again you can get information and
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: all that stuff by going to fitzdog dot com. You
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: can also find his his fits dog podcast, the Sunday
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Papers podcast on all the podcast platforms wherever you find
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: your favorite podcast.
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: Now do you have this giant lod it's too big
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: and I'm not laughing?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: The Hooty Show, what's the I think I've seen like
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: a clip on on social media. But the Sunday Papers
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: podcast that you do, Greg, Like, so, what exact? You
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: just gotta going through the paper that talking about let's
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: in the news with your friends or.
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's my buddy Mike Gibbons. We've been best friends
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: since college. Yeah, and just totally secuitut pass that we
• 49:35
  Speaker 13: both took.
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: He was in editing and promos.
• 49:38
  Speaker 13: I was doing stand up and then now he's he
• 49:41
  Speaker 13: created Norms last show, he created Spades last show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: He's a big showrunner.
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: And uh so we started doing reading the paper, front page, section,
• 49:51
  Speaker 13: business section, entertain and we do jokes from the week,
• 49:54
  Speaker 13: okay and h and it's huge.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: It's blowing up.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I get pressured all the time from the company, like, oh,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: what do you need to have your own podcast separate
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: of the Woody Show. It's because it's the big you know,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: it's the it's the big thing today papers the big sure,
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: but it's the big like corporate push and that's the problem.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: It's like, man, what would be I pour all my
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: ideas into this show?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: You know, I mean like the one that pays the bills?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Now start over.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: That's that's I like that premise. I thought it was
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: fun just because he's so random and weird, like Bert
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: his open tabs idea that he does from time to time,
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: or he just because he does. He never closes out
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: the tabs on his on his browsing, he looks up
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: some crazy dumb stuff.
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but the last section we do is the Sunday
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: Funnies because I've got a huge crush on Blondie.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Oh oh my god, what twenty twenty six even today,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Like it wasn't like a childhood like kind of crush.
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: I think it started as a childhood thing.
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: But like you just look at her now and she's
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: got these like bowling pin calves and a huge swelling bosom.
• 50:58
  Speaker 13: She's always got these low cut shirts and she and
• 51:02
  Speaker 13: she just presents to Dagwood all the time. And this guy,
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: he's such a freaking loser. He just cares about sandwiches.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: He sleeps with donut pajamas.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Just how did he get her?
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: How does he keep her?
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe he got her?
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: But how does he keep her?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Question?
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: Because you know why look at the neighborhood herb that's
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: that's the neighbor.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the other option.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he was always borrowing shears because.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: That was the thing back in the day, like most
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: people would go, like kids especially, we go and we
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: look at the comic trips in the paper. You get
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: the sports section and you get the comics, and that's
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: the stuff that we would I would read straight. And
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: those were different than the comic book nerds at you
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: won't even call him nerds, but the comic book guys
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: at the time who were reading The Spider Man and
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: all those kind of comics. You were just reading like
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: you know, Snoopy and Garfield, like yeah, all the Circle Family.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, things like that. I like, I
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: like the idea that the Fitz Dog podcast. I mean,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: you've interviewed just a ton of people. You're actually really
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: you're a really good interviewer. Oh thank you, and like
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I admire people who have you have a natural ability
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 13: Well, you know what as funny is this what my
• 52:18
  Speaker 13: dad did for a living. Really, my father was one
• 52:20
  Speaker 13: of the biggest radio guys in New York.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: My whole life is Howard Stern.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: No, Howard Stern.
• 52:26
  Speaker 13: Howard Stern used to go after my dad all the time.
• 52:28
  Speaker 13: You d's name Bob Fitzimmons.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Bob Fitz.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I have heard the name, and I grew up in Jersey.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Dad, yeah, w W and uh so coming up?
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: And then I got asked to do that.
• 52:40
  Speaker 13: And then my father died and Howard was very magnanimous
• 52:44
  Speaker 13: and gave a very long eulogy about my dad and
• 52:47
  Speaker 13: what he meant to him and how he was like
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: the most light guy in radio.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: It was very sweet. Probably why Howard went after him, Well.
• 52:54
  Speaker 13: He went after him because he went after everybody who
• 52:56
  Speaker 13: was above him. Sure, don Imus and gene Clave and Williams,
• 53:01
  Speaker 13: after all those friends. Yeah, funeral, Oh my god, what
• 53:07
  Speaker 13: was the guy in Philly? Oh my god?
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: And so but Howard's got so much guilt over all
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: that stuff. He's completely changed from the person he everybody
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: changes to a certain.
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: Bella's wife killed him, killed herself after the funeral.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was dark stuff.
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: So anyway, then Howard asked me to come on his show,
• 53:32
  Speaker 13: and I felt very mixed about it because my mom
• 53:34
  Speaker 13: to this day hates Howard Stern. And he asked me
• 53:37
  Speaker 13: to come on, and I was like, uh. I was like,
• 53:39
  Speaker 13: all right, I'll do it. And then like the night
• 53:43
  Speaker 13: the day before I was going on, they were in
• 53:46
  Speaker 13: reruns and they played an old episode of Howard making
• 53:49
  Speaker 13: fun of my father, and.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: I was like, I couldn't sleep that night. I was like, oh,
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: this is an ambush.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: He's gonna come.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: And then I came on and it was just it
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: was a coincidence. He was I couldn't have been nice.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: I'll just say Howard's a great guy. I worked at
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: that station in New York years ago, and as a
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: guy who grew up when he was still on afternoons
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: on w NBC. My mom telling me, you're not allowed
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: to listen to this man. I had no idea why.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I remember we were in her powder blue Chrysler le Baron.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I could point to, you know that X on the
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: street in Dallas where you took your thumbs up photo
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Sammy JFK got assassinated, and I could put an AX.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I could put an X on the pavement where we were,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: where that car was when my mom told me, and
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, So I'd come home after school.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I was a latch key, right, So I'd come home
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: and I'd turn on Howard Stern and I wanted to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: hear what I wasn't supposed to hear, and it was
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: all over my head. I didn't get it because too young.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: But then you know, he became the big morning guy.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I'm falling in love with the radio. And then eventually
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I'm working in New York and he's there and I'm
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: crossing paths with him all the time. I got to
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: be on the show a couple of times, and he
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: was nothing but nice. He was nothing but cool, and
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: that was cool. They say, don't meet your heroes, you know,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: and but that was that was one that turned out
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: okay as want to turn out. I'm I'm glad it
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: did for you too. He probably thought it was really
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: cool if that with your dad.
• 55:04
  Speaker 13: He did because he has kids and he would always
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: ask and he ended up bringing me out. I did
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: the show fifty times, and uh, he would always ask
• 55:11
  Speaker 13: me about what it was like growing up with a
• 55:13
  Speaker 13: dad who was big in radio because he was kind
• 55:15
  Speaker 13: of obsessed about his kids experience his daughters. Yeah, and
• 55:19
  Speaker 13: then he invited me to his house in the Hamptons.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 55:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah, And it was you know, it was a good
• 55:24
  Speaker 13: really probably pretty nice, right it was.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: Then then I asked him to write the forward for
• 55:32
  Speaker 13: my book because he gave me a show on his
• 55:34
  Speaker 13: channel for ten years and so at the you know,
• 55:38
  Speaker 13: towards the end of that ten years, I had written
• 55:39
  Speaker 13: a book and I wrote a note to him, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: I I had them handed into him, and it said,
• 55:48
  Speaker 13: you know you my mentor, and you mean a lot
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: to me, and if you'd write a quick forward, that'd
• 55:52
  Speaker 13: be I go.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: No pressure.
• 55:53
  Speaker 13: If you don't want to do it, don't worry about it.
• 55:55
  Speaker 13: So they put it on his desk Monday morning, and
• 56:00
  Speaker 13: I didn't realize this is the thing he hates more
• 56:02
  Speaker 13: than anything else in life, is being asked to do
• 56:04
  Speaker 13: things like this.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: So they hold on his desk because they knew it
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: would be a fireworks.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Show, oh man.
• 56:10
  Speaker 13: And sure enough I get a phone call like he's going,
• 56:13
  Speaker 13: I can't believe this, Like I don't know this guy.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know this guy.
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: This guy, Yeah, who is he to ask me?
• 56:20
  Speaker 13: He goes, I'd rather be having sex with my wife
• 56:22
  Speaker 13: or playing online chess or what's going on?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: And on about what who am I?
• 56:26
  Speaker 13: And then he calls me and I'm in La So
• 56:28
  Speaker 13: the you know, the call comes in at like four
• 56:30
  Speaker 13: forty five am and it's and I'm live on the
• 56:33
  Speaker 13: air with Howard who's like yelling at and I go, well, Howard,
• 56:37
  Speaker 13: what do you.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Want me to do?
• 56:38
  Speaker 13: I get He goes, no, I'm gonna do it. He goes,
• 56:40
  Speaker 13: I'll do it. I go, okay, great.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: And then it went on.
• 56:44
  Speaker 13: For weeks, like every day I would get a call
• 56:48
  Speaker 13: and he'd be like, well, why you just let me
• 56:50
  Speaker 13: off the hook? I go, Howard, I didn't put you
• 56:52
  Speaker 13: on the hook. I said, you don't have to do it,
• 56:54
  Speaker 13: there's no hook. He goes, well, then let me off
• 56:57
  Speaker 13: the hook. I go, no, I'm not letting you off
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: the hook. I go, you're a man. You have your
• 57:01
  Speaker 13: own free will. If you don't want to do it,
• 57:03
  Speaker 13: don't do it. But don't ask me to.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Let you off.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: This wasn't on the air.
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: He was just all on the air.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: It was on the one thing he said on the
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: air he'll do it, and then off the air he's
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: like campaigning to get out of it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 13: No on the air, and then I would say then
• 57:17
  Speaker 13: I would email him and I'd be like, hey man,
• 57:20
  Speaker 13: today got pretty heat. I go, we're cool, right, oh totally.
• 57:23
  Speaker 13: He goes like, yeah, we'll totally cool. Next in the air,
• 57:25
  Speaker 13: So Greg writes me this email.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: He knows how to keep a storyline going. That's for sure.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: You could say what you want about him, but you know,
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: he is the greatest of all time in my opinion
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: at doing what we do here or anybody's talk about
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: a great interviewer.
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: Well, you're up there too much.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Not with interviews. The interview is my weakest skill.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Really. Oh it gives me such anxiety.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Even people I know like you. It's like I want
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: you to come in. I want you to have a
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: good time. When you have a good experience, that's all
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about the entire time that I then blow
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: it and I suck at the actual interview.
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: Have you gone to therapy to talk about this?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: No? No, it doesn't work right Tea bass Well hold
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: on you a year ago?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Not for that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't go because I couldn't interview people.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: We talk about like, you know, not trusting people or
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: you know, relatable, but your larger why are you here?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I'm on the couch, you know, like you know, I'm
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: just really bad. Greg Timmins and I just wanted to
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: have a good time, but I don't think you did.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I follow ups thing like conversation? Am I trying to
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: get to masturbate.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: During the interview, I got wrong too much.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: I think Jeff brought this stuff in, didn't he h? Yeah, here,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: do you want to try something real quick before it
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: gets cold?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: So we tried a go waffles and sonny D two
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: things from our childhood that some of us hadn't had
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: for a long sunny D you hadn't had forever.
• 58:58
  Speaker 13: Well, I heard somebody talk about this sunny D and
• 59:00
  Speaker 13: the chunky and like.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know when it helps the art juice, what
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: do you know, pulp give me as much thank you as.
• 59:08
  Speaker 13: Humanly the rind in there, I thought, the rhine bark
• 59:13
  Speaker 13: from the tree shoe on my arm.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were we were having a discussion somewhat
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: recently about you know, things that either hold up or
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: don't hold up. That you have this like you hold
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: in high regard because you'll rooted in nostalgia a lot
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: of times, movie or whatever TV show you go back
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: and you're like, man, you watch Family Matters for the
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: first time in a long time.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: You're like, I thought this was good. This is weird.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, we're focused on on foods today and
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: we just have another I just want to get a
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: while tied because spaghettios and spaghettios with meat balls. I
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: haven't had this in forever, since I was like five,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: But it smells like childhood, Like you do you eat
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: this stuff?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, like do you?
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I mean you're not like I'm telling you now, You're
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: not like a like a vegan or anything?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Right? No?
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: No?
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin Smith comes in here, we can't give any
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: of them. We can't even offer him anything when he
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: comes in.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He's a vegan.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but does this hold up?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Absolutely holds up? Man?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Did you say you weren't the fantasy?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: Was never a fan.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: It's not as bad as I thought I was. This
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: is great, dude.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: This is exactly the same as I remember.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, these are great.
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  Speaker 6: I definitely want to buy it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: But it's better it was that good or good? Okay,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: great thumbs up, holds up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thats a good like parmesan flavor or something. It's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: It's way better than I thought.
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  Speaker 12: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Saucy sweet over yeah, canned.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I would probably throw some pepper. I mean I've seen
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: sea bass eat like straight garbage. He'll buy that like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: denty more in a can open up to not even
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: not even eat it. He eats it cold right out.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Of the can.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's well when you're living in it, especially when
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 12: you're living in an RV as I was for.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: A while to do that. At work.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: We have plenty of you, we have ovens.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Going to walk to the microwave and coming back. That's delish.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: That's such wasted time.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Why heat your food? You know what? I would take
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: out the hot dogs though. Yeah, I was saying they
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: are meatball.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 12: I was about to make think that that exact comment, Greg,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 12: that meatball is awful hot doggie.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I would throw some think this is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Frank's pepper.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, is staying home from school because your quote
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: unquote sick.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 12: But yeah, really are hot dogs?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: These are not meatballs. There were spaghetios with meat balls.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 12: I mean, I mean, Greg, Greg's wrong. They have a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 12: sliced Franks version quote unquote.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not because I bought these. Yeah, it's it's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: and it's not used to be Franco American and now
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: it's owned by Campbell, so it's Campbell's Spaghettios. It's look,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: it's good.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: I hold.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Greg, I'm not from Russians and gay yeah, mega, Yeah,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Russian and gay We.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Got to throw that in when you're talking about spaghettio.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg Gay wants you to hit on them or something.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know. He's live stick Sami holds up, holds up.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's straight.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: By the way, when you say when you say hold
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: up or not hold up, it's not like it's the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: greatest thing you've ever had.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: It's like it's what you remember. I don't even remember
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: liking it this much as a kid. I think I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: like it more now. Yeah. The other one that we
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: have fruit roll ups.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, this was the jam you got trade for
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: these at lunch.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: This is a nothing we were never allowed to have.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I just remember if.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: They're the same, always said to trade something for these. Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It was like in jail with cigarettes exactly exactly.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: And a lot of people freeze these now and put
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: it around ice cream. Did you see that trend?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: It's all crack if.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: It's the same where you open up and it's on
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: that like little piece of like plastic.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Or it has like pen drawings.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember them like being sold as like a
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: healthy alternative.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, fruit fruit, right.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: It's fruit with you and I.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, they would always say, is there's a certain vitamin
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 13: in it, like that justifies all the other crap.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: So it's blue raspberry.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is a regional thing, but
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: did you guys wrap it around your finger and then
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: just finger you're thinking of.
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  Speaker 12: Pair puree, Greg Fitzsimmons, pair puree. Yeah, that's the that's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 12: how it's fruit technically. Yes, the first ingredient is cane
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 12: sugar or corn serrp.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: The second is sugar. Then after that, though it was
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: really getting stuck in the teeth.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: It does, Greg, this is slightly off topic, Greg Fitzsimmons.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: Greg just brought up being kid in regional where Greg
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: and I grew up, the San Francisco Bay area, the
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: sea word wasn't a big deal, really, yeah, like everybody
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: said it would.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Do You think that's because there's a lot of Irish there?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe I am Irish?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah, because you know in Ireland it's a term of endearment.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I think it's why Ellen moved.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: To England because I see what you did there. It's
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: really good.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: These drawings on the fruit roll ups are tongue tattoos?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Are you seeople on the text are helping us out?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I haven't had a fruit roll up since I was
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: a kid.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Both getting prisoner by the second.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: A tongue tattoo. Well, you woud see where kids would
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: think that's cool.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure. It used to be like punch outs.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: You'd like get a star or something like Little Stens.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 10: Well.
• 1:04:25
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• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: You should you should check that out.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Who's uh, who's the guest that has surprised you the most? Like,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: did you have somebody like that was coming by? Because
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: you said you are one point, like you're under a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: lot of pressure. You feel like to book people, get
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: people to come by and like, was there somebody like
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: you booked but you weren't necessarily like okay, let's see
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: how it goes. But then you were that's a good question.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, Dave Navarro. Wow, Dave Navarro, I had, I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 13: had talked about it. I hosted the Porn Awards one year.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 13: Not what's the gift basket for that? Like the half
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 13: of the oscars, you know, it is literally the and
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 13: the table centers. You know, there's usually flowers, uh huh.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 13: There was vibrators and uh pocket rocket.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Like rocket like all arranged like vibrating bullet things.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 13: So we get the fake vaginas, and me and my
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 13: friends go to a strip club afterwards, and we got
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 13: our fake pretending their puppets.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: Oh you mean the pocket Peete the pocket Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: yeah yeah.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 13: And so you you laugh about it and it's a
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 13: joke and then like everybody goes back to their hotel
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 13: rooms and you see each other in the lobby next
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 13: morning and you're like, did you do it?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I did it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: And then so a shame too, like like there's right afterwards,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Greg and I have.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Like within a trillion second, yeah.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah, Now I'm in the hotel room and it's the morning,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 13: and I'm like, all right, what do I do it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 13: I'm not bringing at home, I'm not clean, I'm not
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 13: leaving at the trash can. That's not fair to the maid.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 13: So you know what they did, slipped it into the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 13: pocket of the bathroom.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know when that long.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Day, Yeah, I would have just disguised in guard.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 13: Was in the front row of the Porn Awards when
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 13: I was on stage hosting it, and he was just
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 13: on his phone and ignoring me, and like in the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 13: front row and a lot of people are looking at
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 13: him because he's a big star. So it's kind of
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 13: screwing me up. So I went on Stern and I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 13: talked about it, and uh and I I call I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 13: forget what I called him. But he came on Stern
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 13: like the next month, and Stern played the clip for
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 13: him and then he said that he wanted to fight me,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 13: and then I came back on said him, and so
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 13: went back and forth, and then I booked him on
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 13: my shol through the and he came on and we
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 13: just we just like guys.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: We laughed about it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: It was funny.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: That's all to do is become friends. My best friend
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: in life, Joe. He and I got in a fight.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: We beat the crap out of each other, and they
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: went over to each other's house and Nintendo and that
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: was best friends from that point forward.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 13: Let's kiss, let's me and girls are getting a fight
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 13: about something small.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Take it to the that's it. Yeah, you remember what
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: started it?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: And Gregor they would just either fight or make out.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: That's then it would be so much better life. Greg
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Fitzimmons is here. We're talking about your Sunday Papers podcast,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: where you talk about the news and stuff. We try
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: to stay away from politics as much as we can
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: on the show. It's so hard these days because it
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: seems like everything goes back to politics, which is why
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: SeaBASS pulled a few stories here for a game we
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: call zero two political, So we take stories. He finds
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: these stories that have nothing to do with politics in
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: any way, shape or form. But because some people can
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: only see everything through the lens of politics, we have
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: to try to guess, number one, how many comments before
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: somebody took it political in the comments of the story,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: and then how do they take it political.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 12: That's for bonus points. That's for bonus points. You get
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 12: the flavor that's extra at the angles.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so give us a There was like one of
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: the I think it was like a Martha Stewart soup,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: like a pumpkin soup recipe, and like the second comment
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: was about like orange, orange and Trump, and it's like
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: it's a super recipe. Hell right, So zero to political.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Here's the first story.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 12: First story, we got a summer surge of explosive diarrhea. Yeah,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 12: eighteen states hit with cyclose REI S and D.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: See something about that didn't click it?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 12: It's you know, these things happen, these can pop up,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 12: little food poisoning whatever. Blah blahlah blah blah. Does this
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 12: get political in the comments? In more or less than
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 12: just two comments?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Oh? Less so is not the answer. That's a higher
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: or leves.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: It's got to be something I think because it's like, oh,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: as student, as I turned on the news this morning
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: and saw whoever they're against, immediately got diarrhea or explosive.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: So maybe it's an RFK thing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, maha, it's maha less than to maha, I.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: Think it's I think it's a reference to an ahole.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. So more or less than the two comments.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 12: It is less the first comment, the first first it's
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 12: a bonus. It's the first comment, and then other comments
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 12: after that. So of course the first come it was
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 12: avoid swimming pools, especially in the southern Red States where
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 12: they've let down the environmental standards, the back standards. That okay, yeah,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 12: and then it goes on Jesus, this is about the
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 12: seventh comment that says all these PI pedophiles and so okay, okay,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 12: all these is so weird because they have to like,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 12: they can't write pedophiles, they'll get flagged the write P.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 12: This case, they wrote P the number three D zero.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 12: You got seen where this is like PDF and then
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 12: like a PDF file like same thing here they've relaxed
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 12: environmental laws and because of climate change, all these people
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 12: are jumping in the contaminated lakes, so they kind of
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 12: could they put two or.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Three things in there.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't know pedophiles, climate change. Well, the other thing
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: I've noticed it doesn't matter what the story is. Every
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: story will be. It could be World Cup saying it
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: could be like a story about the World Cup, and
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: it's like, what about the Epstein files?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Though, what do you I'm.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 12: Not even gonna play the game now because he just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 12: nailed it. This was a Facebook because it's every story.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 12: I doubt what he was on the USA Today facebook page.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 12: What they posted a story about a giant World Cup
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 12: made of Legos being built in Times Square. It's fun menace, Ok,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 12: it's a Lego but yeah. The second comment is Epstein
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 12: World Cup of Shame. Don't know which side's attacking?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: What side? Yeah, I can't really tell. I can't really tell.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Although somebody was taking issue with uc Bass on the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: after hours voicemailing message political, Well, no, well it's it's
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: about the Epstein Files.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: What did you say?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: You said that everything, everything that is, that is that
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: is that you want to know, is already out.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 12: I'm saying this is not. I'm not alone in this
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 12: theory that there's no more big names than the Epstein Files,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 12: because both sides have had the Epstein Files now and
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 12: either side, if they wanted to hurt the other side,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: would have release a big name. So there's nothing, there's nothing.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Sub here's the stars.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Voicemailing guy, Hey.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: What he showed me a little big time catching up
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: on the podcast. Just want to give you guys a call.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: I know, Sea Bass talking about these Epstein files and
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: how all their information has been released and they're not
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: holding anything back. And I mean, you know that the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: President himself let us know that there's still a bunch
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: more files that they have not released yet. And then
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 9: in the files that they did release, Sea Baths, they've
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: redacted a lot of the names of the people who've
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: committed these crimes, So that would be some information that
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: would be nice to know of all through these celebrities
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: and wealthy people are that have committed these crimes and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 9: who have been accused of committing these crimes. So they
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: reacted those names, but they didn't redact the names of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: the people who have made these accusations, which I find odd.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 9: But there's also there still is a tremendous amount of
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 9: paperwork out there that hasn't been released, Sea Bass, and
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: that's been admitted by our president and by the White
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: House itself. So I'm not really sure what you mean
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: by that there's not more information and I need to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 9: be released. And yeah, we don't know what that is
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 9: because they haven't released this, so I can't tell you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 9: what that information is. But they do admit that their
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: stuff is still hasn't been released yet, so they're just
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: wrong on this, all right.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 8: It sounds like we're back to the diarrhea.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 12: Like this is a guy who he's saying a lot
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 12: of incorrect things that I say, I said this last
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 12: week about the moonlanding or whatever. Like all of the
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 12: things that he's saying that are wrong. He could search
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 12: for himself to find out why they're wrong, but he
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 12: doesn't want to because then he doesn't have those talking.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: Let me ask you this, who's in jail.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Uh, well, jis Lane Maxwell. Epstein himself was in jail
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: until he escaped.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: Two people in.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: The entire country are in jail.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 13: And there was an island that was housing dozens of underage.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 12: People who've who've all been interviewed and by who by
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 12: the government for the past decade. Yeah, and that those,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 12: by the way, likely story. Uh And and again these women,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 12: these women who, by the and they've all gotten nice
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 12: settlements from the Epstein estate or whatever it was left
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 12: of his money. So if they had, and they've been
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 12: interviewed by journalists as well, not just the government, but
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: by journalists.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 8: How do you define nice settlement when you were molested as.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: A child, Is that nice.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: You know, there's there's this phrase you can't get blood
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: from a stone, So if your uncle in the trailer
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 12: park does it, you're not getting a nice settlement as
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 12: opposed to if Jeff Epstein does it.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: In both cases, Greg, they're not nice obviously, Jeff, are
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: you guys like bff's my buddy, Jeff?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, And dude, what's your what's your stance on the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 13: Epstein file?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: Are you a defender?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 12: That's sure is the way this is coming outs. People
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 12: are saying, release the file. Like first off, they released
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 12: three plus million pages.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I don't believe we know everything about anything, especially something
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: where there are so many powerful, rich people powerful. So
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: the idea that we know everything about absolutely not. So
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  Speaker 3: those people have been named, you know, they seems they
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  Speaker 3: kept for the stupid Kelsey Swift wedding, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean, way less implication, the crossover.
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  Speaker 12: Travis Kelsey was on that island. But yeah, major Pete,
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  Speaker 12: Bill Clinton has been on the it's on those flight logs.
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  Speaker 12: Donald Trump is on those flight logs. Those are none
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  Speaker 12: of those are surprises.
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  Speaker 3: Those are the those are the ones that everybody oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: of course, the ones that I think people are most
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: interested in who else is on there? Like if he
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  Speaker 3: was still alive. My point is, is Tom Hanks on there?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: My point was Tom Hanks up to It's something like that,
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  Speaker 3: Like that's the kind of that's the that's the nugget
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  Speaker 3: that everybody wants to see.
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  Speaker 8: Flight logs is what they call the penises and the
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  Speaker 8: men's on the.
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  Speaker 1: Plane, the lot the flight log. Yeah, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: just but I also but to be fair, I also.
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  Speaker 3: Agree with the whole thing about Okay, well, just because
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  Speaker 3: you've been on a plane with this person or a
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  Speaker 3: flight log or whatever, doesn't necessarily mean you went to
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  Speaker 3: the island to go, you know, have sex with underage people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Right, And just because five hundred barrels of acid God
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  Speaker 6: delivered to the island right before.
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  Speaker 1: He got that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we all saw what happened in the reflecting pool
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  Speaker 3: an algae bloom.
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  Speaker 6: Look, Prince and talk about punishments, Prince Andrew. He doesn't
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  Speaker 6: have to. He doesn't get to live in a cool house.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, cool houses, you live in jail. Yeah living yet.
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  Speaker 3: I agree, yeahs cool house. Yeah, Like I think there's
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  Speaker 3: a plenty whatever it is. Epstein, Uh, you know, I'm
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: not saying the nine eleven conspiracy stuff. But there's plenty
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: about that that we don't know. There's plenty about all
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: these other things.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Though, is going to kill you.
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  Speaker 12: That's that's the blanket statement that they get away with it.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 12: We just don't know whether there's there's.
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  Speaker 1: Got to be so much more.
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  Speaker 3: Like no, I'm not saying there's so much more, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, the hell, you don't tell your kids everything.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: The kids have like a certain idea of what's going on,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: but mom and dad are having a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: They have way more detail.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: And when no, way more about whatever it is than
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: what you're sharing, you don't go all right, everybody got
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: around we have full disclosure.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we have full disclosure on a lot.
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  Speaker 12: Of That's an easy thing to say, and unless you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 12: have proof, it's not up to me to prove my side.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 12: It's up to you to prove that that that there's
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 12: some hidden trunch. We just went through this with JFK.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like, by the way, I'm not beating the
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  Speaker 3: drum of like is. I don't think we're ever going
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: to get any kind of full transparency, full disclosure.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: So tell me what that is, Tell me what.
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  Speaker 3: That is I just gave you an example, like if
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  Speaker 3: Tom Hanks was like banging kids on the island.
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  Speaker 5: I think he gave me the.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 12: Example of a completely up hypothetical. That's your example is, well,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 12: what if this fantasy that I have, we we.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 8: Know if we leave Tom Hanks on an island, he'll
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: talk to a volley. What else do.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: When no one else is around to see?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: But I learned about you. What you're explaining is razor
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  Speaker 6: right or whatever? And you know, I don't know where right.
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  Speaker 12: The simplest explanation is often the most accurate, right. But
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  Speaker 12: I mean this is I don't think that really applies
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 12: here because this is not a simple situation.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: There are hundreds and thousands of people involved.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 12: But again my point being that if if, if they're
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  Speaker 12: a big political name, which is what these people want
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 12: when they say released, they want to they destroy them.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: They want a big name.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, that would have been released, But what about the
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 13: smaller names? What about the billionaires that are out there?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 13: They were on the island that obviously, I mean, you've
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 13: got dozens of women talking about having been assaulted children.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 12: Think they wouldn't say not just the bill.
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  Speaker 3: I would want to know the names of the poor
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: people too, But we all know he wasn't hanging out
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: with poor people or more people were maybe traffic to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: the island, you know.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody had to like the only poor people were
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: these you know, people that were.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Being you know, violated.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so how was the island sea best?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like you had a great time.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Look, it's not my fault.
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  Speaker 3: Carl hood Cruz goes there, We're gonna take a quick
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: break with Greg fitz Simmons coming up next. Well, we
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: have another zero to play. Oh, there's always all right here,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: we'll do another one right after the break.
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  Speaker 1: Hangout. It's not like thrilling for me.
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  Speaker 3: So sport snitch, Jeff ge All right, Jeff, what you
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  Speaker 3: got on the sports all right?
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  Speaker 6: So our Dodgers walked it off last night.
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  Speaker 3: Comb towards Russium with a broken back rock cross.
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  Speaker 1: Hit to the eleven.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a great back and forth game last night.
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  Speaker 1: Hard.
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  Speaker 11: I believe that was the Dodgers first extra inning game
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  Speaker 11: of the season and they won it.
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  Speaker 6: Same two teams tonight at Dodger Stadium. It is Hawaiian
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  Speaker 6: shirt night.
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  Speaker 20: Hey.
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  Speaker 11: By the way, the Dodgers first team to sixty wins
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: in MLB Angels in Texas. Today at five five World Cup,
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  Speaker 11: it's a rap for Team USA.
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  Speaker 6: They lost to Belgium four to one.
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  Speaker 11: All World Cup hosting nations are now out, with Canada,
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  Speaker 11: Mexico and United States out. Also yesterday Portugal lost to
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  Speaker 11: Spain one nil. Today Argentina Egypt at nine am and
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  Speaker 11: Switzerland Columbia at one. Got some basketball news. Ruy Hachimura
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  Speaker 11: is moving from the Lakers to the Clippers.
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  Speaker 6: That's a poor guy. I mean, you know, it's gonna
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: be weird to see him in that uniform as well.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: And speaking of the Lakers.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: What's closer to Lakers.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 11: The hockey team, and speaking about the snow White Lakers.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 11: The new Lakers center Walker Kessler signed his one hundred
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 11: and thirty million dollar deal on July first, and then
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 11: he got engaged three days later on July fourth. Way
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 11: to ruin it, bro right now, half your money's gone,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 11: your stuff with a wife that's probably gonna divorce you
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 11: in a few years, and good luck with that.
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  Speaker 3: You should have waited like he should have. You should
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: have gotten the money, like earned that money. Isn't there
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: something about like they can't take half if you know
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, like, there's there's something about like if you
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: earn it while you were together, right, if all of
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: a sudden you got rich, right then entitled the half
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: like if you came in already rich, there's a settlement that's.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 13: Gonna happen, but it's not all the money, gus, not half.
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  Speaker 13: Not spread it out like exactly.
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  Speaker 6: That's good contract.
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  Speaker 1: I'm JEFFG.
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  Speaker 6: And that's your so cal sports.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Jeff G. Everybody, Yeah, Hey, Greg Fitzimmons, who
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: is here? Did you guys never meet each other before?
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  Speaker 1: Jeff G. Yeah, Now you guys had met before first
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  Speaker 1: time today.
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  Speaker 13: I would remember him. You're you're you're all right, Jeff G.
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  Speaker 13: The story selections from the Dodger. I did that yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: When it was not today day old news. Yeah, he's
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: on top of stuff. Yeah, he's always got his thumb
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  Speaker 3: on the pulse.
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  Speaker 6: Right, trying to man pleasure meet finger on your pulse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Greg Fitzimmons could have like a nice guy off.
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  Speaker 3: I know they could. Two of the nicest people ever.
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  Speaker 3: Greg fitz Simmons is here on social media at Greg
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  Speaker 3: Fitzsimmons like on Instagram online, fitzdog dot com. He's got
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  Speaker 3: his YouTube channel, Greg Fitzimmons Comedy, Howmedy Special you know Me.
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  Speaker 3: It's up there along with his podcast. You can also
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  Speaker 3: Before the break, we were talking about zero to political stories,
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  Speaker 3: how there could be a story in the news has
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  Speaker 3: nothing to do with politics whatsoever, a lego display for
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: the World Cup in New York Times Square or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: The first one is, you know, goes political, right the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: first comment. Uh, And that's that's always the fun. But
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: I love the comments section of all these news sites.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: That's where I go. It's the first place I go,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: what's the account that you followed, Gina? Where it's yeah,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: like we're do some people. I tell you what favor
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: Some of the funniest people on the planet are in
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: the comments section every time they do on some of
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: these stories, like the guy.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: That makes all the songs out of them.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, about the girl who tells like dad jokes and
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 13: everybody piles on with the most hypersexual just like the sweet.
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  Speaker 3: Support that Yeah, you follow some accounting because you send
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  Speaker 3: the link to my wife and I I do, and uh,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: it's it's so fun. We're laughing out loud. We're crying, man.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of them go all.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: Right, So the next story again the game here for
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: zero to political. Seabast will tell us the story nothing
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  Speaker 3: to do with politics. He'll tell us is it getting political?
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  Speaker 3: And more or less an x number of comments, and
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: then for extra fun, we try to guess how they
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: made it political. What's the next story?
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  Speaker 12: I love it when they do something that's like a
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 12: really sad story and they take it just off the rails.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 12: This is the story about how Danny Glover revealed it
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 12: in twenty twenty three. He has he's dealing with al Alzheimer's,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 12: but he's managing it, and he's now talking about it
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 12: and how he's dealing with it. Do the comments do
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 12: they get political? And more or less than four comments
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 12: or it should just be less got to be less
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 12: right four?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean you know what disco political.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be something that maybe vaccines. Yeah, there was just
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: a story I saw about like some woman now she's
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: on trial for murder for her own murdering her own kids,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: and she was claiming that it was the kids died
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: because they got vaccinated, and they're like, oh no, they
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: probably had something more to do with you murdering.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I got this in the bag, all right, less than
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: four and it's anti Biden.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Is the way to go?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: More or less than four? Though, Greg, what do you think?
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  Speaker 8: I think it's number one, number one?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Really, I think it's more than four. I'll go vaccine
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  Speaker 1: more than four. But I don't know why.
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  Speaker 6: I think Greg nailed it too.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Gregg's nailed it.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 12: Greggs faith in humanity restored. It's the fifth comment. Oh good,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 12: and it's it's.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Actually just kind of generic. I hope he forgets the Dems,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: like all of them.
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  Speaker 3: In half the time nobody and half the time nobody
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: knows what they're talking about. But they can't even admit
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: they don't know what they're talking about. It, you know,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: mid defeat. Well, I mean I have no problem saying, hey,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: you know what, I don't know what that is.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Or I don't know what it is. But people in
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: the comments would never be like no.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: But the people they throw around the world like fast fascism, right,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: and what's that? I just sent you guys a video
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: somebody I sent it maybe great and they were asking people, oh, well,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: because it's fascists or fascist and whatever they fascist And
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: this woman even said she went to it as far
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: as saying like, well, I just took a class on
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: fascistm give me, well, give me a definition. She goes, well,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not prepared to do that right now. They're multiple,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: there's multiple. It's really up for debate. It's like, so
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: it's not up for.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Debate a semester learning about this, so you.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Throw around all these words or you know whatever, misused. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: so it's like, yeah, people don't even have the time.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: They're commenting on something, but they have no idea what
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: they're even saying.
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  Speaker 5: Actively protesting and when they're asked, what are you doing here?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: You know, women's rights.
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  Speaker 12: It's interesting now because they've there have been enough of
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 12: these videos that have been produced that people don't want
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 12: to look stupid.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: They know what the game. Yes, yeah, so I asked
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: that question. They will say, I wasn't gag.
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  Speaker 13: I'm to talk to here for a women's right to choose,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 13: choose what you know, what color shoes.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: A woman's right to shoes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were. They were asking people. Uh, straight up,
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  Speaker 3: they're asking women about women's rights. But they said, all right,
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  Speaker 3: so as a woman, it was always a feminist. It
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: was a feminist gathering of some kind.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I'm right, you were probably there a certified feminist. Yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so they were going up to these women and going,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: all right, so you have a choice, Trump's America or Iran.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Where do you think you have the best you know?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: And every one of these women took Iran.
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  Speaker 1: Have fun, like, uh real, go check it out. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was posted by a woman, an Ranian woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you see that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You can't even you can't you can't vote over there.
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  Speaker 3: Which you can't have your head on the coverard well.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: Scroll because they're forced to address as voting. Actually go.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Greg fitz Simmons is here, and before before
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: you go, I have something we've tried for the last
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: couple of times we've had a guest in here we
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: do a ninety second quiz. All right, so I just
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  Speaker 3: throw out and these are these are these are supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be you know, fun or thought provoking. Your No,
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  Speaker 3: it's not. It's nothing like that. But just kind of
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: get like a little like a little glimpse into you
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  Speaker 3: as a as a as a person. Here I'll give you.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: I'll give you like a a warm up, like clean
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  Speaker 3: joke or dirty joked?
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  Speaker 8: What do I prefer?
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  Speaker 1: Clean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, clean joke or dirty?
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  Speaker 13: Dirty?
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  Speaker 1: Dirty?
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  Speaker 3: Would you rather have a personal driver or a personal
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: chef driver? See that's menace. It's those kind of things.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready for the official Yes ninety second quiz
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  Speaker 3: with Greg Fitzimmons. Here we go, now, Greg, you do
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  Speaker 3: a podcast famous guest or unknown guest with an amazing story?
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  Speaker 1: Brian Wilson, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like, would you rather have someone who's famous or
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: unknown guest with an amazing story?
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  Speaker 13: Now give me a famous person for sure, I'll find
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  Speaker 13: the story.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Los Angeles or New York, New York, New
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  Speaker 3: York or Boston, New York.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: One hour with Richard Pryor or one hour with Bob Newhart.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, jesus see, I knew that'd be a tough one
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  Speaker 1: for you. You said you like a dirty Joe.
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  Speaker 8: I guess prior.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, family vacation or solo trip, family vacation chill tropical
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  Speaker 3: vacation or busy sight seeing vacation, chill tropical.
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  Speaker 8: Look at my tan?
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  Speaker 3: All right, back to comedy, bomb early or bomb late.
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  Speaker 8: Bomb early, and then dig out of it.
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  Speaker 3: I really agree that's the best. Irish guilt or Catholic guilt.
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  Speaker 13: Irish gilt is better. Well, we were talking about Alzheimer's.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 13: They say Catholic also Irish Alzheimer's. You forget everything but
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 13: the grudges.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Therapy or stand up stand up validation or appreciation.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: Validation.
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  Speaker 3: Who is the comic today, the comedians will say, is
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: the biggest influence thirty years from now. So like for you,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: you're saying, Lucy Kaya and I'll give you one last one,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: And this is gonna be a tough one, all right,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: but for the spear of the game, please give me
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: an answer. Norm MacDonald or Patrise O'Neil. God tells you
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: you can bring back only one Norm. By the way,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: I think Patrise and we can all agree with. Patri
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: was one of the best guests. We used to have
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: him on the He was so funny, he laughed so hard.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Same with Norm. Norm was always a great guess Norm.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: We love both of these people so but a lot
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: of people have been keeping it real with Patrice and
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: they love him to death and their friends, but they
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: said that he was just so brutal, like behind the scenes,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: what do you mean to make you like I want
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: to cry?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he went hard.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 13: He used to stay at my apartment in New York. Yeah,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 13: and uh, and I kicked him out one time. Well,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 13: he would just complain so much because I lived on
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 13: a sixth floor walk up. Okay, I didn't have air
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 13: conditioning and I could just go somewhere else. But my
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 13: my Norm McDonald's story is I opened for him when
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 13: I was in Boston starting out, and he really liked me.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 13: And so he goes, hey, man, you want to Uh,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 13: I'd like to write on a weekend update, And I go,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 13: I'd like you because you know you can fact jokes.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 13: So he gives me the fax number and I just
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 13: can't believe it. I'm buzzing. And so I was living
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 13: in New York at the time. I opened from in Boston,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 13: and so I went to my buddy Mike Gibbons, so
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 13: I host Sunday Papers with It's a really very funny writer.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 13: I said, let's do this man every week. We would
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 13: get together on a Thursday and we'd get the stack
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 13: of pays before the internets. We had stacks of papers
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 13: and magazines and we'd pick stories.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 8: We'd write jokes.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 13: All we get Chinese food and write jokes until one
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 13: in the morning, and then we would fax them to
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 13: the number. And then Saturday night we'd sit by the
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 13: TV and we'd watch Weekend Update and we'd wait and
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 13: we'd wait, and we'd see the premise come up that
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 13: we thought of and there'd be a different joke.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 8: And week after week we would watch and we didn't
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 8: get one.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 13: On the next week we'd try harder, we'd watch, nothing
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 13: gets on. And this goes on for months, and then
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 13: finally we went we suck.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 8: We're not not by writers.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 6: We blew it.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 13: So then cut to ten years later, Mike give my
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 13: buddy now has created a show for Norm McDonald on
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 13: Comedy Central, The Sports Show with Norm. Norm comes in,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 13: they meet each other, they're talking and then Mike goes,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 13: you'd never remember this, but years ago, me and Greg
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 13: Fitzsimmons used to faxen jokes to you for weekend update.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 8: And he goes and Mike.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 13: Said, you know, I'm sorry we waste your time, but
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 13: like we never got any of them on he goes.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 8: He goes, No, I never got those jokes.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 13: He goes, I remember every every joke that's been sent
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 13: to me. He goes, you had the wrong number. He
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 13: gave us the wrong number somewhere. There was some office
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 13: on Wall Street where the guy had like tons of
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 13: topical materials.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 8: Bill so funny about.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny man. Yeah, what's like how girls would
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: give out a fake number, you know back in the day. Yeah,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: well no, I'm saying, like, uh, there'll be one thing,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: like they say home alone would be like three seconds. Now, Yes,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: it's different, like things are different now because of how
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: much access we have and how.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Much If Seinfeld had cell phones, it wouldn't.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: Work right, Like you write the number on a piece
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: of paper and handed to the dude. Now it's you know,
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: it immediately goes through and you see if it's yeah.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: They call you in front of you and.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: Because then everybody kept I was getting fake numbers before.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 13: Three months from everybody having those glasses where they can
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 13: register your face, access.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: You so and tell you what to say, like AI
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: is giving you the responses and it just shows up
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: on the inside of your lenses or something.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I like that all.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: Right, Greg Fitzsimmons, everybody Greig Fitzsimmons on social media online
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: fitzdog dot COM's got all his dates where he's gonna
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: be h of course, check out the podcast fits Dog
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: podcast on the Sunday's Papers podcast. Amen, thank you for
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: coming in.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: Thanks, No, I feel like an idiot. Well, we have
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: one more round that we're gonna do. Doesn't hold up?
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: We've we've had a couple of we're going back into
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: our childhood looking at while trying different foods from our childhood.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Do they hold up?
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: We started with Aggo waffles and Sonny D.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: They hold up hard, held up.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: Now there's like one person and that would be Gina
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: not feeling the Ago waffles myself? Was the waffles or
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: the sunny D?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 7: I thought the sunny You tasted like medicine and the
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: waffles were not tasty.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: I have another question. Am I not an adult? Because
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: I feel like I still have this stuff on the.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Regular really well, the Eggo waffles, I think waffles, but
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: like the other stuff, Sonny, the Spaghettio's fruit roll ups,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: like those.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Are all that spaghettos look, I would eat. I would
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: eat spaghettios again.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: I thought like Sammy thought. I thought the spaghettios are
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 5: better now ye than I remember them. And the fruit
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: roll up was better than our remember.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: So Spaghettios we would have every once in a while.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: But I remember, for whatever reason, my parents would buy,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Oh because Franco American was Spaghettios, and then there was
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: all the Chef Boyard stuff. So my parents would buy
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: a lot of Chef Boyardy stuff and they're like they're
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: they're PEPSI to Franco American's coke was Abcason one two threes. Yes,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: so forgot about Yeah, so there were instead of pasta, Oh,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: there were just as B's C's one two three, right,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: And then they had that same what Greg thought was
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: a cut up a hot dog, but they say those
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: same those same quote meatballs.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: I was just a Campbell's kid man, like all that
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: stuff was like dog food to me. I did not
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 6: eat any of those, we loved it.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, are we going on?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Well, so here I want to get your take on
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: this next item that we have here. Oh and everybody
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: liked the the spettios and the fruit roll ups. Yes,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: loved I have had that was in a long time.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: We actually have three things for this final round of
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: does it hold up? This first one is I think
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: what got the conversation started in the first place because
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: I had mentioned how for the first time in a
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: long time, I saw the store.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: I was at the grocery store and I'm like, you know, I.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Haven't had that for a while, and I just grabbed
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: it and I had it, and I was like, man,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: this does not hold up. And that's this first item.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Chef Beardy B. Fravioli, I lived on the same as
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: a kid. As a kid, I loved it.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: There was nothing better than when I just had it recently.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is this is not great. I
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: remember the meat even as a kid, the meat being weird,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: you know, and I thought the it was the sauce
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: to me on the on the comeback, Yeah, it's exactly
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: the same, you think, you know it does I feel
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: a sauce tastes like metally it always did, though it
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: isn't a can.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah delish, same as I remember.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, I'm not.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's more generous than uh a ravioli you
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: would get in a restaurant when you get like the
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 5: oh I'm gonna be special and.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: Get lots of ravioli. This is the worst.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: You could put that under a microscope and they would
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: find nothing inside of it.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it holds up.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think it holds up.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: It's not good.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: This is the first one. Everything else, everything else great.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: It tastes exactly the same as it did. Maybe your
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: taste was have just changed.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: You know what.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: That totally holds up.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I mean I would say I would
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: agree with that, like, oh yeah you've why why would
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: all the other things still hold up and this one
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: thing doesn't?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 8: This exactly this?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: And I bought it psyched.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't like. Hey, DARIU try it as an adult.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: Put some hot pepper flakes on it. Yeah, yeah you tried.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Jeff, did you try the uhli?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: Gross? Ye, sauce and gross.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: And I agree with menace, like there is more of
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: a metallic taste than I remember there being.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: I don't remember the sauce being this sour. It has
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: a sourness.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: I think that we're we're less used to canned food.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: Enjoy good soup.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: It's sammy.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: Did you try the ral I'm about to.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had this stuff. How's it
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: going over there?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she loves it. She's not surprised you with
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: that doesn't like anything. It's not very good. You like
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: the worst thing. I'm not spitting it out.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 7: But you can't say it's like your childhood because you
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: didn't have it.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: Your face doesn't say ssight.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 6: No, I don't recommend it to you.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: It's exactly the way it always did. All right.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: Then the next thing, this is a this is a
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: Jeff g submission into the mix. Jeff, you want to
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: describe this one.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 11: If you were a latch key kid, the chances were
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 11: you ate some frozen type of dinner.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: Dinner or something like that.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 11: Not that I did a lot, but I know neighbors
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 11: and different people that you know that did that.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 6: So like I brought the classics salisbury steak.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, and I always had that little like kind
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: of apple crisp whatever it was cobbler.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: There should be some of that on your plate. I
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 6: had to divide it up into six.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: So sometimes this is plenty, Jeff, because that's that's what
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: I could smell. I could smell the cinnamon from the
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: the apple.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: So there's salisbury seak, mashed potato, corn, and cobbler. It
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: still hits. Yeah, yeah, oh god, oh no yeah not bad?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Not bad.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not bad.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: Not bad.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It tastes like poop, is not me?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Well, if that's what poop, now I get why the
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: dogs eat it.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Let's try the side because that's good.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not bad.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: Good. Do you know what is wrong with you? I
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: don't know? That's terrible? What do you eat? What do
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: you eat?
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: We know you, sammy? What do you eat?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Give me like a like a typical day.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Chicken steak? What we like?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: What's for breakfast? What do you guys?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 8: See?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 7: I don't really like breakfast food yet, so I just
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 7: eat snacks like crackers, yeah, veggies, lunch, sandwiches, leftovers.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a big leftovers person. Dinners just dinner food, chicken, meat, dinner.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 7: Sprouts, veggies, pasta apple thing.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: But this isn't. And we grew up on the frozen dinner.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: Dude, the apple flavor, oh my god, and I would
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: save it for last.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: Of course the apple is incredible.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: Like you're tent as a kid to eat the sweet
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: thing first. But I was like, no, I'm saying I'm
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: saving that one for last. I think I think it
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: holds up. Thumbs up, you say, thumbs.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Down, holds up. And I thought the potatoes were the
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: worst part. Thumbs up, thumbs down.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: This time there wasn't enough.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: No, man, you know what I did see at the
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: store and it was right by the Salisbury steak and
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: I hadn't seen this forever, and I forget who makes it.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: I'll to I'll go take a look next to at
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: the store. You remember where they take like like it
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: was like a chipped beef and a gravy on toast. Yes,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: Think you jefgy with that face you're making.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, No, this sauceberry steak is not it.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: It's horrible.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 6: It is horrible.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: Chipped USh on a shingle.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, here it is creamed. Chipped beef makes it?
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like chip beef. Ship that sounds. Do you
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: remember that. It's like kind of like Midwestern.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: It's like in a white gravy kind of thing.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: They didn't have that where I lived, Yes, they did it.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a national Yeah, it's this. It
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: looks Yeah, it doesn't come I don't think it comes
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: with the.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Toast, right, but you have to add it put on bread.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: It says, tender strips of dried beef or chipped beef.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: I can't because it's a kind of like a corn beef.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: And a seasoned cream sauce like and then you would
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: you put a couple of pieces of bread and the
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: toaster and you dump this mess on top of it.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: They always called it ish on a shingle exactly.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that that is a total like that. I don't know,
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: it's it's so Eightieshis.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Is like the Great Grapefruit with the grapefruit spoon.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stoves, that's that's the one. That's the one I
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: just saw in the store though. Yeah, and that was
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: the first time I'd seen it in forever.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 6: Like I had all this stuff, but we were big
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 6: when it came to the frozen foods, like everything that
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: came in the bags, you know, like the French fries
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 6: in a bag, the chicken strips and chicken nuggets in
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 6: a bag, and then the fish sticks in the pizza.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: Fish sticks all day. Fish dicks, yeah.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: Fish dicks. But when you think about like the ravioli,
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: we just ate the spaghettios. Did you eat it just
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: as a kid or did you eat it with your parents?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 5: Because we had TV dinners like as a family.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, it wasn't just like oh only the kids,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 12: will you know, we all got to pick our TV
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 12: dinner and if we wanted.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: The chef boy r d Ravioli, that was dinner for
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: the family. Correct, Okay, A lot because I had for
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: a long time. It's just my mom and I a right,
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: so single mom, working mom or whatever. So it was
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff that I could make on my own.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: It was was was what was going on there. And
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: then because she would get home late from work. Even
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: as you know, my stepfather and my stepsisters became part
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: of the picture when I was about nine. They were
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: both working a lot, you know, working working late so
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: that she would come home and make, like, you know,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: something relatively quick. But there was other times where it's
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: like she and my stepfather would have something later, but
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: to get us fed so we can get to bed,
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: and you know, we had school the next morning and
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: things like that. It would be like, all right, we're
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: gonna pop in these you know, hungry Man's or yeah,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: my mom's and cheese. Alvit the mac and cheese or spaghetti.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: She was on big on Lin cuisines.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, so much Lin cuisine, French bread.
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  Speaker 3: Pizza, my lean cuisine. Era was you know, like very
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  Speaker 3: early in my career, dirt poor. Yeah, I had no
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  Speaker 3: money and I wasn't even brand remember it was like
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Michel Linda I had those were ninety nine cents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I would and I went one last thing here.
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  Speaker 11: Jeff g Yeah, this is a classic that everybody loves.
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  Speaker 6: The fun dip with the stick.
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  Speaker 3: This is the the cherry. That's what it's called, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So you lick your stick by the way, then you
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: dip it into the powder.
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  Speaker 7: This is straight up the concession stand at like kids
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 7: baseball games.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that or like yeah, when the ice cream man
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: would come around, you know and you get that little
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: like clown ice cream with the bubble gum nose. Was
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: the frog remember that it was like a green ice
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: creammer that it was a good humor. It was a
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: it was a frog, okay, a frog ice cream. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is good.
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  Speaker 1: This is so good. And I'm not a sweet too person,
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: and this is delicious.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Kids like it.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: I like this, but I still don't like and didn't
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  Speaker 3: like them as a kid.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: The pixie sticks draw just the stick, that's the sourness.
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  Speaker 6: And then you get the bigger stick, the huge huge.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was cool.
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  Speaker 6: I wonder you know, when I asked if I'm sure
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 6: they did a goo waffle, they had like a huge
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 6: sales increase since Stranger Things. But remember the scrillic song.
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  Speaker 6: It says I'm eating fun dip right now. Yeah, I
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 6: wonder if that like helped.
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  Speaker 8: This is great.
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  Speaker 1: There's a frog.
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  Speaker 3: We're called fat frog.
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  Speaker 6: Remember that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know that?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, fat frog?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: You you would get that at Good Humor.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Guy the ice cream man come around. Yeah, it looks like.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 14: The Ninja turtles that you get, like the little Ninja
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 14: turtle or the tweeny bird.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they had a blue version too, like the
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: texture of the powder, like the sweetness cut with the
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: sour Yes, I say no, no, yep.
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  Speaker 3: The uh the stick for the fun dip when you
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: eat that, it's smarties.
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Maybe?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: But it's you know, like I'm in the little wrapped
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: like a little wrapped roll, a little individual.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: Smart something about it. Being white doesn't greg like any white.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 5: I don't like white.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like white.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't hold up food from our childhood guys a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we learned that you're picky A.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you are. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess what the star food you are, that's
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: for sure, all right, more what he shows next time
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: we heard about MENACE's travels. Yes, he went to a
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: number of different places surrounding his F one obsession.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in London and I was in Austria.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: I went to Paris and I even made a pit
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: stop in Switzerland too.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's just showed me a video of him
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 5: walking on was it London Bridge? Yeah, on the top
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 5: part of it where they have a glass floor.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: Session. I don't that's what I was making sounds I
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: was walking.
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  Speaker 5: That was the scariest video has ever seen.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: It's a menace. How many days were you gone?
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: Nine days?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: But I know how long we were on break, but
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: how much of that were you.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: Like, oh he left one. Yeah, you did the entire time.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: Entire time, all right, because we get these like what
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: does a trip like that cost? Because you always talk
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: about these trips like I went here and then I
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: went there and then like what is that that was?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just you know, like overall with like hotels and
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 6: flights and everything, so travel.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: And hotel like dinners and stuff like that. Forget all
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: that stuff. And I'm saying just in general, just the
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: getting from place to place and then the hotel stuff.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 6: Like forty five hundred bucks maybe both of you, Yeah,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 6: to go to all those places.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because detective with prices, Well here's due.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: Also, here's a ton of money to go from you know,
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: like Los Angeles to Saint Louis.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: Well, you book stuff so last minute, like booked way ahead.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: But that was like three weeks in advance. I'm talking
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: about on Southwest twelve hundred dollars.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: By the way, South was sat cheap.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not anymore barely anymore, but you know that.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 6: But on my international travels, I got everybody gifts.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I wanted to.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Like hook for different locations, different locations.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 6: Let's start with Sammy now, I'm sorry the bag. It
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 6: was one of the first stops and the bag kind
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 6: of got all crunched up. But this is from a
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 6: palace in Vienna, Austria, and they are really into Christmas there.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 6: So at the palace they had a bunch of ornaments
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 6: there and I thought, since you moved, this ornament would
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 6: make sense because you want to have a memory of
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 6: a place that you used to live. Now it is
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: A little squirrel.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 6: Squirrel, yeah, yeah, so if you don't know, uh, Sammy,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: she had neighbor come over and asked if they could
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 6: bear bury a squirrel in.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: Her Yes, right, and then it got dug up by raccoon.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: Pretty gross. But check out the Empress of Austria. Her
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: story crazy.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: She got assassinated when she was in her fifties, but
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 6: she lived this crazy life. So I went to her
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 6: her estate and checked it out.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: It was really really cool to a big Christmas.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Austria is yeah, all about Christmas. So they had
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: a lot of ladies states and.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: About the Empress. Hey, so is this the same neighbor
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: with the squirrel that you were afraid to tell or
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: you were afraid to tell that you were moving.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: I am afraid. I have not told her yet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I did move.
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  Speaker 14: I haven't told her because I haven't seen her, but
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 14: like she texts me on holidays and stuff.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: And so she texted me over the holidays and always like.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 6: Well she's going to die now.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: She was going to help various squirrels.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to go running knocking on the
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: door again at some point and it's.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 6: Someone right, yeahs while it is at the palace, I
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 6: did pick up something for Greg as well, very.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: Carefull Christmas store.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: Different, it's the same at the palace.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so mother, beautiful box.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 6: The impressive Austria.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: That what is that really? It's a a fountain pen
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 5: with a little thing of ink in it.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 6: Very that's very fancy.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: That is so fancy. It's like a gold and it
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: has actual feathery. That's thank you. I've never used one.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: It's a really nice Try it out. Is it a calligraphy?
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: Then I don't.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: I can't try it right this moment. It's all beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: It's very fancy and wrapped.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to take a minute to get it
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: out on de.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I will get I missed the dearly now and
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: then he's not traveling by himself. He travels with his wife.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: Somebody that texts you do always traveling by yourself?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 6: That's not one person that always comments and all my
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 6: stuff that are obsessed with me. But here's a new thing,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 6: uh so forgetting So then, Gina, when I was in London,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 6: there's this place called skin Cupid that was very very
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 6: very uh popular. It was packed and I had all
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 6: these skincare things in there. So I got a bunch
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 6: of items Cupid.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? Oh my god. Think there's so much.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 6: Stuff and it's all highly rated stuff.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: Curito daily Selt touched sunscreen, mung bean cleansing, foam.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 7: Hollow Haru black rice, I cream yes please, and wheat
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 7: rice ten plus.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: Azelic acid and high hyaluron. People make up.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just tell me what's good.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 5: It takes out the talking.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: Is you are thank you? No problem? Amazing?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 6: Where was the one raise man in Austria? And then
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 6: I went to U Silverstone in the UK for another race.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 6: Now this one is for Jeff g because he loves
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 6: taking notes. Now I went to the golf store. I
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 6: went to the golf store and Tyler Creator. He has
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 6: a clothing line called Golf and then so there's like
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 6: a notebook.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: Oh so not golf as in the sport.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 6: Rapper. Yeah, he's one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: We went to the golf store.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: Confusing is an.
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  Speaker 11: Awesome little notebook and the sticker to have. I have
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 11: ones from different places as well, So thank you man,
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 11: no problem, take all your notes jackets I can.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I like that jacket. Weird thing to brand golf.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 12: You're a rapper, you're a rapper. What can you make notebooks?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: What put on your name.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 5: When you're inspired to write a wrap? What was the brand?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: Was it?
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: But the red lettering or the red box, the white letters.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 6: The prem prem Yeah.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 3: I'm still out there now.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 6: This brand is very popular in London and this is
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 6: for Morgan. I don't know if you're into it or not.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 6: Just sell it on the internet if you're not. But
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 6: I know some people are aware of it in America.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 6: But Jim Shark, Yeah of course, yeah, Jim Shark they
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 6: have a Yeah, they have a massive store in London
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 6: and they had a bunch of Jim Shark stuff there
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 6: and a headband because I know you like wear.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: Your head bands.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 20: This brand is super popular.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't know, but it was yeah,
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 6: any saying, you know gyms, you like stuff.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: Did you ever get that that heavy bag that you
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: were looking to get to your place? I find you
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: posted something on on social media you were looking to move.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: Was it a a like just a big heavy bag,
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: wasn't it?
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 20: And then shout out to Sammy. Sammy's the one that
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 20: was like, do you want this thing?
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: You had that? Yeah?
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 14: Okay, so I don't have it, but I was at
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 14: my friend's place and they're moving and they've had it
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 14: and they're getting rid of it, and I was like,
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 14: are you guys just gonna throw that in the trash?
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 14: And they were like, yeah, it's super heavy, don't use it.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 14: And I was like, I think I might know someone
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 14: who wants it. So it's going to Morgan. If we
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 14: can get it to Morgan, I'm going to get Yeah
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 14: heavy and it's big.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 6: Well, don't ask me. Check out check out lug dot
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 6: com or air tasker.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: A heavy box in an apartment.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 20: No, no, it's outside. It's like a full size like oh.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a heavy bag. Yeah, it's got
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: like a big metal structure where then it hangs from.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: It's the whole thing. It's not just the bag that
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: she's got to try to find.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 7: Like a wants that for his birthday?
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: How much are they.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 20: Hundreds of dollars? Like the one she sent me is
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 20: probably like three hundred dollars.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 12: You can get if you get just the bag itself,
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 12: you can get for less than thirty And then he
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 12: wants but this is a heavy bag, right, But here
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 12: I'm seeing it Dicks for a hundred bucks for a
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 12: hundred pound bah Yeah.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah again, you can go. You can with anything. You
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: can upgrade her down.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Well for Woody, when I was in
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 6: switch thel In for a couple hours, I did pick
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 6: you up a bunch of different chocolates that they have. Now,
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 6: I wanted to get what I found at the airport,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 6: which was pretty cool.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: You know what they had. They had a ton of
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: knives for sale at the airport. Does that work? I
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just like in the gift shops and a man,
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 6: I would love to buy this knife, but I was
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 6: going to two other countries and I was like, I
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 6: can't travel with itself. I bought either chocolate.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Are you are you doing just carry ons?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 6: Strips?
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I know he hates to check a bag,
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: but like when you're going for nine days or whatever,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: But what I a bag?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: I check a bag.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 6: So what I do is I do all carry ons,
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 6: and at the very end, I buy a very very
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 6: cheap large luggage and I throw in like all my
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 6: dirty clothes and all the important stuff going onto the
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 6: carry on.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a great idea, I do it.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 17: Got looks so many different chocolates chocolate, what's what are they?
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: Just says, uh, I can't read this chuck a lot something,
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 1: and then I guess that's just kind of the brand.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: It doesn't tell me that's dark dark. Yeah, okay, this would.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 2: Be I'm assuming white l A I T lots like
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: milk lot and this milk chocolate. And then this one
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: over here is milk and it's a bright bracelets.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: Bracelets b R I C E L E T S
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: all right, yeah.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: It's milk and whatever that it's some sort of nuts.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: You can use Google glass and I'll translate everything for you.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 6: That's why I learned on my trip that's uh for
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 6: sea bass. Now, I bought you three books. You love books,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 6: so I bought you one book that has one hundred
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 6: and fifty ideas on how to upset people, which that
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 6: was pretty fun. So like it was, I read one
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 6: of it. I mean I translated it, but one of
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 6: the pages said, when you're at the beach and you
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 6: see people swimming in the old go up to their
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 6: towels and kick sand onto their towels.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 6: Or if you're going on the subway, have a cactus
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 6: with you. So that's one of the books. One on
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 6: French humor, which I'm sure you'll.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 12: Okay, So this is fifty ideas pool mande le Sure, yeah,
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 12: it's the French version.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 6: And then the other thing is, because you said do
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 6: you want to have a family soon, here's a hundred
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 6: ideas on how to like talk to women, talk to no,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 6: basically talk to your family at dinner.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: That's really good for him. He's not mentioning these are
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: all written in French.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wait, how's how's the learning Japanese thing going?
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  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 6: Bueno?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: I still have It was last year. I believe it
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 3: was his new Year's resolution. He said, by the end
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 3: of the year he will see Japanese.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 6: And then real quick, I got Menji some French movies
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 6: on DVD because he loves does Love Film, and then
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 6: or I got him a WWE British hoodie and I
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 6: got him at Abbey Road Soccer Jersey.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't know they.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: I thought that was like I thought w w E
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 3: stuff was so American.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 6: Anybody else written Yeah, and Britain massive.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 5: I expected better from them.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 6: Oh and one other thing I did. I did get Tyler.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 6: I get I got Tyler some cards Fanatics. They have
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 6: a store in London.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 6: People are still going hammer of like getting cards there too.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 6: It's a big thing.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's nice when people send us stuff. We get
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: stuff in the mail every once in a while, but
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 3: if you're gonna send something here, please put like a
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: note in there, like a way to contact your boy.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 3: Did you ever figure out like somebody sent some Pokemon stuff.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: I still have no idea who this is from.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 21: It's stamped on the inside of the box from Omega
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 21: Dog sent us a bunch of Pokemon cards. But then
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 21: I was looking at them, I realized they're all Snorrelax,
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 21: which is the big fat Pokemon.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? I think it was that's the
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: character snork A Lag. I think it was for Tyler.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: Tyler, but there was no anyway.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: It just said it was addressed to the Woody Show
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: and it didn't have There was no note on the
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: inside of a bunch of Pokemon stuff, so I gave
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: it to U Board.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: I figured it was for him, makes sense.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna keep him because he's the one.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: Like would you say, like, is a Pokemon go you
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: were down to? Oh no, it's all Pokemon, all Pokemon games.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 21: I'm down to the last eleven Pokemon needed out of
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 21: twenty five.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, congratulations, I know, regularly proud of that's incredible death.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Master.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: Menace clause, thank you so much, Band Menace, no problem.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 12: Apparently the priestlett is a little thin wafer like a
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 12: pancake cookie thing.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 6: That sounds nice.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 6: Oh and by the way, I went to all the
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 6: sporting stores out there, and they only care about three
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 6: teams when it comes to baseball, The Yankees, the Dodgers,
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 6: and the A's A yeah, the Athletics and that was
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 6: really that's all.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: They had hats for those teams.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 3: I know I would have said, like maybe Chicago Cubs
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 3: or the Red Sox.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: Have photo proof that I went to all these believe, Yeah,
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 1: it was weird. I'll never go there to see for myself.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 6: But I believe go to London it is the easiest.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 3: That's not that's not it's not as difficult. I just
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: don't know what I would do once I'm there that
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 3: I would be that I would find interesting.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 5: Like what would you go to a castle and read
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 5: up on some queen?
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: So that's that's like that that was in Vienna.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 6: You could get tea Yeah, dude, you can get what
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 6: I did. You can go to that thing where they
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 6: bring out that like little carrying case and then there's
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 6: like multiple plates of different sandwiches.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty good.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: You could meet my kids that are living.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: You're you're you're a sight seeing vacation guy. Which is
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 3: like why we can never be in a romantic relationship
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: because we vacation differently. Like Greg and I we could
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 3: easily be in a lover's really.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 5: We could do so much sex on the beach.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he and I vacation the same. Like our
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 3: idea of vacation is going somewhere sleeping in, sitting on
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 3: a beach and doing that for at least a week,
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 3: strike with alcohol that would drive menace nuts, you know,
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: and the idea of what Menace does sounds exhausting to me.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of walking.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when moved it to the end of the show,
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 3: I was just telling Jeff like, I don't know what's
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: going on. I'm exhausted today, Like what do we do today?
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm so like, I don't know that we ate
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 3: a lot guests, but yeah, like so the idea of like,
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: you know, getting a vacation from the work schedule and
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: then just running. As long as I've known menas man,
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 3: that's what he does.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 6: One day, Like I slept until like two in the afternoon,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 6: but the time you grew up until uh midnight. I
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 6: went to I wanted to believe it or not. I
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 6: went to church. There's a Catholic church that did this
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 6: like light show uh in Vienna. It was dope.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: It was like Disney fantastic.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 5: And he got drunk one night.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 6: Thought oh. I kept on sending drunk videos to Greg
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 6: because it was like daylight.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Greg, can you believe this? So cool? By
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: the way, can I see her weader?
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: If my wife is listening and anybody in this room
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 3: who knows me, can you imagine my wife's saying to me, Hey,
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: So there's this church and they have a light show.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 3: Come my reaction to that. But wait, that's not it.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: That's at night. So during the day we can go
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: visit a castle.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm pretty sure, Greg and I have already agreed
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 7: to take your wife on like a romantic europe In vacation.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: I told her to go.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 3: I'll fully fund a like a like a chick trip
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: like you know, their friends or her girlfriends or whatever
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 3: like go, like I want her to experience those things.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: I just know.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 3: I just know that I would not be the best
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 3: person to do that with. I would I would not like,
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't pout to make like a scene about it.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 3: I just it just wouldn't be a good time and
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be into it.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and that's the difference in style. That's it.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: If you love it great, that's that's awesome. I know
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: a lot of people do.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 5: The built in history of England is just so cool.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, Wembley, you can also go to Philly for history.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 6: Crazy is like we're celebrating one America is celebrating their
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 6: two hundred and fiftieth anniversary pretty entire man. I'm going
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 6: no I hung out with bad Bunny. He's American, but dude,
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 6: the the bars like some random pub is like way
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 6: older than America.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 5: When you're walking there, it's yeah, don't tell me about Philly.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. More what he
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: show's next?
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: Text right.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: Show anyways to be a part of things calling in
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: eight seven seven forty four Woody text in over to
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 3: two to nine eight seven. Somebody said that you were
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: in their dream last night, Gina lucky, and you were
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: so sweet.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 1: That's how you know it's a dream.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 3: You're my teacher, educator, and for some reason, I've been
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: going through kind of a rough time in my life lately.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 3: Same in the dream, and out of all the teachers,
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 3: you asked me how I was actually doing and gave
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: me a big hug. I totally see you being that
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 3: kind of person, super random, but I wanted to share.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 7: I have to say, I probably would be like, how
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 7: are you and you go in for the hug.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's a Gina thing. I see her at
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: events and things like that.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: You're I like hugging. I like big talk. I don't
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 1: like small talk.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 5: I didn't mean you're good at hugging. I mean you are,
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 5: but you're good like comforting.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 1: I like, I don't like small. I don't know how
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: to do it, so I'm like, no. Really.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 3: A lot of people texting in in response to the
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 3: the does it hold up? Oh yeah, the different the
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 3: different items. I don't remember WWF ice cream bars though,
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't remember those.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 6: I think it might have been pasture time. You might
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 6: have been already too old.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 1: Old that be in the ice cream like stenciled on
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 1: the like ice cream sandwich. I don't remember that either, And.
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 3: What made us ever think that?
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 15: You know?
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 3: I remember some of those Hungry Man frozen dinners. They
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 3: would have the fried chicken.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: Did loved it? Not the best. It's not crispy, right, Yeah,
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 1: it's not crispy. Plus you got to deal with bones
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and it's super soggy. But I always chose
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 1: that one as a kid.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that Salisbury steak is a Mike Rib without the
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: sauce and the bun pretty much. It's also got somebody
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: else checking in on the text. Seven one four working
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 3: out almost dropped the weight on my face. That's not good,
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: Vagina Buster, Love you guys. Fourteen years in counting suck it,
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: Woody'll thank you for checking in. It's the vagina buster
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: when you drop the weight on your on your crotch,
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: like you know what you're doing, like sake, Look, I'm
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 3: gonna talk like a gym Personne. You're doing some skull
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: crushers with like a freeway, you know. Yeah, and so
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 3: you're and so you're on the uh so you're laying
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 3: flat on a bench. Greg, you know how we do this, right,
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 3: I know how to lie down?
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you do the skull crush.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 3: Triceps and stuff. Then you bring back and I've seen
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: the number of times like the weight comes back up
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 3: people kind of lose their bounces. They're sitting up and
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: the weight kind of crushes down on their on their
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 3: like crowdchair because they're maybe using weights a little above
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 3: their wooden their comfort zone.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 7: Do you say if a joint of buster and that's
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 7: what made them or they it sounds like somebody said
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 7: that and it made them laugh, Right, That's what that's
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 7: the impression I got.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: Now they could be talking.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 3: About it because I've heard that term before, like where
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 3: you're like you crush yourself with like a weight.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 12: They can talk about pelbric raises or thrusts, which a
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 12: lot of girls do because it is a butt exercise.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 12: That's where they they stand underneath or they I should
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 12: say they almost lie underneath the bar. Their shoulders are
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 12: raised on a bench and then your hips go up straight. Yeah,
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 12: and then really because now you feel do you do
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 12: it standing up, you'll feel your glutes tightening. Girls do
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 12: it to increase their Okay that in peoples.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm doing it right now. Yeah.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, I wanted to bring up Sea
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: Mass what lucky I was thinking. I was thinking about this. Okay,
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 3: I think it may be time. If you think you
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 3: can handle it, it may be time to lift Sea
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 3: Bass's texting band. Oh and give them another chance. It
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: was never intended to be like a forever thing.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you only hurt yourself by doing it.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 8: I don't.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 3: We haven't seen any of that though.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 12: Well, I guarantee if you look at the amount of
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 12: texts and responses and you can filter out just by
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 12: good and or neutral responses, it has gone down dramatically.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: Since I'm not on the text.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 12: That's not a metrical we get necessarily, so you have
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 12: to do some digging to find that but I guaranteed
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 12: the listener interaction on the text has gone down and
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 12: filtered by positive like it or whatever.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: I've not.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's anybody. I'm honestly, and.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 6: I don't disagree that the sheer volume of texts back
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 6: right maybe to one person to multipeople, I don't know many,
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 6: but yes.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 3: But the amount of texts that are coming in to
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 3: the show, I have not noticed that.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 6: That was my argument, is the text back.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 12: There are a lot of listeners out there who are
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 12: just like, oh, I guess they don't like me anymore.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: I'm looking through like, uh, you're not going to get
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 1: that text, you see.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 12: That's the thing you're that's the silent like when you
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 12: when a silent right, when a person stops going to
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 12: a restaurant, you often don't hear about it.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 1: They're just not coming. Yeah, Like people are like, well,
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 1: I guess I guess the should doesn't.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 3: Really the problem was the about just the responses going back.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: The responses going.
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 12: Back handful and again cherry picked, the vast majority were
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 12: positive and or just neutral, thanks, hey, thanks for texting.
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 3: There were some of those.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: There's some vast majority, vast.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 3: Majority, Yeah, like two steps forward, well, one step back
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 3: kind of thing, you know.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's I I personally doesn't make any difference in
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 12: my life. Just shooting yourself in the foot by doing it.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're not interested in and forget it.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 1: Forget I brought it up.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like all right, so constructive, self destructive that
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 3: it's a text. Jeff, you're kind of new. I mean,
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: what like from the we're also used to it, like
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: from the outside, you know, like, like, what do you
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 3: make of this?
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 6: I love I mean.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 3: We all do, we do?
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 1: We do? We do love it.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: I think love.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: I can't speak for Greg humor.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 11: I get his sarcasm, snarkiness. It doesn't it doesn't bother me.
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 11: I think it's fine. I don't know if I have
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 11: the same opinion in three months now.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: Now yet you know, yeah, we do, we do love you,
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 3: and we appreciate, we appreciate how much you're helping us
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 3: on the text.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was I could.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 5: Be intellectually honest. I appreciate what he does and yeah,
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: I told you I wish we were friends. Yeah, but
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 5: he doesn't like me.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 1: I invited you to my home on multiple cases. I
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: was busy that day.
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 5: I told you, I said, I can make it tomorrow
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 5: when it's just one on one time and we can
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 5: really chat.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: Would break feel bad if he died? No, but hopefully
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 3: maybe someday he might die.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: In the line of work.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 3: And that's the that's the concern. That's oh concern. That's
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: not the word. I thought you were going to follow up.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: That's the goal.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 3: Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 18: And that's gonna do it for Tuesday. Yeah, full show podcast.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 18: Find it by going to the woodieshow dot com. Thanks
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 18: again to our friend Greg Fitzimmons Roles for coming in.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 18: Always good to see Greg. Check out his website social
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 18: media for all the information. It's going to be An
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 18: ox Nard on Saturday doing a show there An ox
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 18: Stard at Oxtard Levity Live.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you check that out. Thank you, Greg Fitzsimmons.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow all new show Anthony got for us.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 3: Between now and then, you can leave on the after
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: also find his follow us on social media look for
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 3: us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 3: Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes twenty one days to build a habit,
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 1: but only one hour of vacation to get really used
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 1: to not working.
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 3: That is true, You got it. That's the thing with
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 3: having like a week off. It takes me until like
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 3: say it's like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, till about Wednesday to
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: kind of start to settle in, and then all of
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: a sudden, it's like, man, you're on the backside of
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: your time off.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird.
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 3: Just as you get like nice and relaxed, exactly, it's
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 3: over now, it's.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 1: Right back to it.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 3: But it's how it goes, just to start planning for
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 3: the next one, you know. A thank you very much,
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 3: Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the Woodies
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 3: show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 3: you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: Have a great day.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 1: S MD double M.
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 3: Quit this bitch.