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10: Retired Teacher Couldn't Read Or Write | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to ourselves on the Internet Brands Banking
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  Speaker 1: new podcast where we discuss random Internet stories with a
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  Speaker 1: collection of comedian friends of mine. Today we have Kenisha Buss,
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  Speaker 1: we have bt Kingsley, and we got Brandy Denise. If
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  Speaker 1: you like the show, you can watch it on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Today's first story.
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  Speaker 1: I was a teacher for seventeen years, but I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: read or write.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Retired teacher never learned how to read nor write.
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  Speaker 1: But he shot. He taught them children. He taught them
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  Speaker 1: children from nineteen sixty to nineteen seventy three, never learning
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  Speaker 1: how to read or right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what great? Because that's important because color and is color?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I missed that whole story? What everything? Kevin
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  Speaker 4: just said?
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  Speaker 2: You missed it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was just watching everybody go, we're muted,
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  Speaker 4: we're mut and then I listened. I listened here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So retired teacher of seventeen years, retired from teaching,
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  Speaker 1: never learning how to read or right?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he what great? Did he teach?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on they're talking about he just got basically he
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  Speaker 1: got socialized through his grades. See I'm trying to see
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  Speaker 1: where he was.
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  Speaker 4: But he was teaching, but never could read him right.
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  Speaker 2: He was the teacher and he never learned to read
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  Speaker 2: it right.
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  Speaker 5: He was teaching, was teaching ship he could be teaching.
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  Speaker 4: Or putting on the movies.
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  Speaker 3: You know movie that What if you had the teacher
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  Speaker 3: and put on the movie Fava, it's a substitute.
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  Speaker 4: If I heard the one, Yeah, that could be it.
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  Speaker 4: That could definitely be it, because I'm like, what else?
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  Speaker 4: So what he could teach? Home? What all can you
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  Speaker 4: teach if you can't read it?
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  Speaker 5: Because you can teach everything.
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  Speaker 4: Wood shot, metal shop.
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  Speaker 3: Great, paper's gonna be here. Oh that's why they be
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  Speaker 3: passing out the paper. Yeah, y'all figure it out.
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  Speaker 4: That's when you had to switch and grade each other paper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't get me, but then how you damn that's
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  Speaker 3: if you can't read. When people say they can't bea
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  Speaker 3: the right, I'd be wondering, like, can you lead to college?
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  Speaker 2: A little bit? He went to college?
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  Speaker 5: Wait wait wait wait America In America.
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  Speaker 2: He grew up in New Mexico. Oh, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: He taught athletics, social studies, and typing. He could type,
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  Speaker 1: He could copy type at sixty five words a minute,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't know what he was typing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I could copy sixty if I'm just pressing buttons too,
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  Speaker 4: I can do one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Video Wait, so he can copy type, so he can
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  Speaker 2: look at something and type.
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  Speaker 1: It, but he didn't. He couldn't read what he was saying.
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  Speaker 1: He just saw A and D and copy. But it
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  Speaker 1: was jumbala in the mind.
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  Speaker 4: That's cold. Did he know simple something the like bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: Like eventually you gotta learn.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand the idea of looking at something and
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  Speaker 3: not being able to well, I guess I do. If
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  Speaker 3: I look at another language, or if I look at hieroglyphics,
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  Speaker 3: you could be like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's always.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, the spears doing a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Think about like, uh, maybe it's not the same, but
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  Speaker 1: Korean we beat That is probably what he saw.
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  Speaker 2: You could see that letter.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe not Korean or any of the Asian languages
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  Speaker 1: where it's not like letters in the sense of like
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  Speaker 1: the letter pie whatever. Yeah, but if you could just
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  Speaker 1: recognize something, and you could play typing games and learn
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  Speaker 1: how to type.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: I play typing games for fun when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: just because we have any computer games.
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  Speaker 5: You got to think about people who who may you
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  Speaker 5: not know how to read or write? A Fantasia was one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she couldn't write.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you can't read, what are you write?
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  Speaker 2: There? You go?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So but but I imagine she still had things to
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  Speaker 4: teach people.
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  Speaker 5: I mean she was still like.
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  Speaker 2: Tea a curriculum, social stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I get you not learned how to read, right,
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  Speaker 1: because he basically said he never figured out and he
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  Speaker 1: got passed.
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  Speaker 4: Up through what social studies is again because social studies
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  Speaker 4: like America his history history year, because they're like America
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  Speaker 4: was established. And this is the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 2: The book to page one.
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  Speaker 1: Read it to me, No, hap's.
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  Speaker 4: And I mean it doesn't because a lot of the
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  Speaker 4: things that we learned, especially when we're younger, aren't things
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  Speaker 4: that we've read. Like I've known before I was probably
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  Speaker 4: reading at the fourth Independence Day is the day.
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  Speaker 2: That it is, so yeah, well to the slaves, fourth
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  Speaker 2: of July.
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  Speaker 3: So at the end of the day we get it books,
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  Speaker 3: it's all, how does he drive though?
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  Speaker 2: How do you navigate trafficing that?
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  Speaker 5: I know where you're going with science?
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  Speaker 4: Yell means cautious, like you know, I feel like something.
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  Speaker 5: Probably, yeah, he's like them the same words they turn
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  Speaker 5: left on.
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  Speaker 1: Because before I knew how to drive, I knew how
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  Speaker 1: to get home. I watched the way we went to
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  Speaker 1: my house.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I couldn't go to another
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  Speaker 2: place and be like, how am I going to get
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  Speaker 2: that place?
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  Speaker 4: He's probably on a small town getting away with this anyway,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. So everything is probably right there,
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  Speaker 4: and it's.
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  Speaker 5: So long ago, so it wasn't even no highways and byways.
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  Speaker 2: Literally what's left?
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  Speaker 1: So somehow you graduated college through the same social promotion
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  Speaker 1: and there was a teacher shortage. He was offered a
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  Speaker 1: job because he had a degree.
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  Speaker 5: I know how he was able to do all of
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  Speaker 5: this because he was a white man.
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  Speaker 2: That trick definitely.
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  Speaker 5: I graduate college did not know how to read it right,
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  Speaker 5: be white?
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  Speaker 6: What did you get on the test? F I gott
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  Speaker 6: what did you get.
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  Speaker 5: On the test? White?
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  Speaker 2: Thing?
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  Speaker 1: Is like, you could get a lot of other jobs,
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, I got to go to work
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  Speaker 1: a sat and y'all offered me this job.
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  Speaker 2: And kids don't know. You don't know. Nothing you do
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  Speaker 2: is act like you know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, it's like it's a white man talking.
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  Speaker 2: You better learn something.
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  Speaker 4: You better learn because he had to know you can
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  Speaker 4: have a lot of knowledge, and I be I hate
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  Speaker 4: to bring this up, but my sister, she can't read
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  Speaker 4: that well, so she.
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  Speaker 2: Does now.
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  Speaker 4: She can't read. She said, like she was in the
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  Speaker 4: car with her dude, this is when we're still cool,
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  Speaker 4: and he wanted her to read the horoscopes, so she
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  Speaker 4: just start making stuff up for the horoscopes.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't read. You know what I'm saying, who's gonna question it.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody's gonna question it. So you can get through life
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  Speaker 4: really without reading, because you just start to understand stuff
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  Speaker 4: and recognizing things become familiar.
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  Speaker 2: So I think there's a lot of jobs. I agree
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 1: Through social promotion that people were teaching him. Was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time. Whether you can read or not,
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  Speaker 1: really ain't none of my concern. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: out of here at three h three. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: just that he went into a place where you feel
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  Speaker 1: like in that job. You got should know, Like, there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of jobs where it's not necessary. You could
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  Speaker 1: work in a different country without speaking the language or
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  Speaker 1: being able to write or read a language, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't be like, all right, I'm goin to teach you
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  Speaker 1: all Japanese.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he's a more valuable teacher because now he got
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  Speaker 4: to teach stuff to you know what I'm saying, Like
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  Speaker 4: he got so he went through life without being able
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  Speaker 4: to do this, so he has different information to offer
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  Speaker 4: these kids that the regular teacher that knows how to
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  Speaker 4: read and write may not. So it can advance the
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  Speaker 4: kids because they learning to read write and this extra
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  Speaker 4: stuff with heightened sentence.
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  Speaker 2: Since since.
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  Speaker 4: So it might even be a.
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  Speaker 2: Do yeah, I know you're finish, say sentences? No you
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  Speaker 2: say now?
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  Speaker 4: So That's what I'm saying. He might be a dope back.
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  Speaker 3: It might be it probably was hilarious to like if
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  Speaker 3: there was other students that couldn't read or write and
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  Speaker 3: he can't, he identified with.
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  Speaker 2: None of it. Man, you can do this.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the level of ignorance combined with entitlement
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  Speaker 4: that you have to feel walking into a school every
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  Speaker 4: day knowing that you can't read nor write and not
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  Speaker 4: even learning or trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Figure that you went seventeen years you basically almost did
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  Speaker 1: the twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were like it was like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just walking in and being like this is the history
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  Speaker 4: of the United and he like, man, fuck that. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to know. I don't want to read that
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  Speaker 4: ship doing good without it. I like somebody tried to
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  Speaker 4: teach him. I feel like even watching your students, that's
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  Speaker 4: how kids learn. They watch from watch, Like that's how
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  Speaker 4: kids learn how to read. They see you helping them
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  Speaker 4: and him watching people read and write, and he probably
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  Speaker 4: was just like the fuck that ship.
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: Out at the end of Friday one, is that you
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  Speaker 3: need to with that good enough?
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: I like Friday, but him fading Debo one on one,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I mean he had the brick, but
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like Debo's punches was gonna hurt more than
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  Speaker 1: Crags punches to Debo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got that Lorsse the center of gravity now, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I see, built like a fullback.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: He's one of my Mount Rushmore of people who never
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: had a good body but working right.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro Jack Black is on there.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Brian Tyree Henry, he is putting away from people like me.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: I'm he can do anything.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Jack Black is the best, though, because Jack Black being
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: under the bush man.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all don't understand.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: I feel I love Jack Black, not as much a
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Nicia love Bone, but Jack Black can do no wrong
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  Speaker 1: to me.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: He had tenaciousd have you seen the nation? D Oh
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: my god, what does the tenation do?
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Do do?
• 10:05
  Speaker 5: He did baskets right?
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: No, Baskets is not Himbaskets is the other the other
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: fat white guy that I really no.
• 10:15
  Speaker 5: Gallop.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Men don't have to be in shame to work in Hollywood. Women,
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  Speaker 1: you better be funny if you ain't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I was just watching Bridesmaids the other day.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Boy, you talk about a movie that holds up that
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Christian Wig as that character when her and the lady
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: was having the speech off and the girl spoke tie
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: and then Christian Wigg was like.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, she is Larry. No, she's when she's
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: leaving the party and she's like, she.
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: Doesn't get a party favorite.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: Adorable, she doesn't get a party favor.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: She is hilarious and he's just snored so much.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: We don't even do nothing about it.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: It's just her live. Tanisianus is one of my favorite movies.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: Dive into the Bushes is the funniest ship. I watched
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: this ship the other day. This nigga is going to
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: break into this place and he's describing it through song
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  Speaker 3: the whole time.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Oh Man, leading against the wall flat as a pic.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Dive into the don't have the musical.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: There, Okay, I try so harp.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: There camera rock all right, next topic. Just he don't
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: get enough credit man for how funny he is. Did
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: y'all see him in Jamanji as the white girl the
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: whole Let.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Me tell you something. When I say top Tiers, I.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Just had it for a whole movie. Man. It was
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: believable the whole time, really hilarious.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: I loved you, Manji. That body switched, they killed, they killed,
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: He was like he had you ain't seen him.
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  Speaker 5: I have my neighbor.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: He was gay.
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: You name a movie I put Zach Gallivan maybe that's
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: my thing.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, May eating nachos in the doorbell ring
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: and he was like, you're gonna get there.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: I'm eating. I don't get the door what I'm eating.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: He had one nacho, but it was the whole y'all.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Appreciate that is it even the state not even being funny?
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: He was just I do remember that baker next.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Door, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield come together for eerie
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: cannabis collaboration. Mike Taxon said, if I was on cannabis,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been his ear.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: I would have been his ear. So together they selling
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: the weeds.
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  Speaker 4: So you can't be fighting high you got your ass
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  Speaker 4: with them slow punch what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Bike about? You would have been knocked out.
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  Speaker 4: That's why what don't we say?
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  Speaker 5: You cannot find anywhere?
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  Speaker 3: This reason?
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: What was it for biting him?
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: This is reason for selling weed behind the bike.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Legal ad promotion. It was like that. That was a
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: little weed edibles with the ear taking out right.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they took a shape with a piece taking out.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: I need that extra to Milligram's skipping my bike back.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you how you got hands. You just
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: loud talk to day. I would never.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Wrong with.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Oh baby, whatever you want to do, missus Tyson, Sir.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching that fight in real time. The bike
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  Speaker 1: the bite fire was it.
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  Speaker 2: Was warranted though the bike was warranted? Why because he
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: kept head button them.
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  Speaker 3: Holy Feld was head button that boy was it, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: a lot in the close up, Yeah, he went head
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  Speaker 3: button and then Mike told him, hey, bro, he keep
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: head butting me.
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  Speaker 2: And and one people don't.
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  Speaker 3: Realize he'd been both that nigga here he he'd been
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  Speaker 3: once and then he took a chunk out the other one.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't realize how crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: Like ninety seven I think.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, to bite the whole year.
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  Speaker 3: You know how hard it is to bite flesh off
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  Speaker 3: of somebody that's cartilage.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: That's the hardest, that cardage fingers up very easily, very easy. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you can, but he did.
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  Speaker 5: He did his get reattached.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. After after it was because he spent it.
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  Speaker 3: Brain physically, your jaw has enough force to do.
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  Speaker 2: That, really, but it's also but that's if you could
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: do it, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Also like a sign of like crazy, like yeah something,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying though, But that's somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: So your brain's not telling you. Your brain might not
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 4: Your defense making Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that your brain that you're jo strong enough.
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  Speaker 3: Because you can tell you can test onno other things,
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  Speaker 3: but this is the strong one of the strongest part
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  Speaker 3: of mounted force and pressure.
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  Speaker 4: You can put on something. Tell my baby father, don't
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  Speaker 4: be playing with me.
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  Speaker 2: You bite me.
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  Speaker 3: But you bite all the time people when you was
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  Speaker 3: a kid, or you get into it, you bite, you
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  Speaker 3: don't normally tear flesh though, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 2: The other level.
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  Speaker 3: And then it was like that ain't enough, and then
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  Speaker 3: with the other ear and then snack it with him
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  Speaker 3: and spit it out. I told him to stop.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Me, and you hear me now, but he's also like
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  Speaker 4: trained aggressive, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Question, yeah, yeah. The punches weren't enough though. It was
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  Speaker 2: not enough.
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  Speaker 6: He was like, you're gonna hear me this time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you couldn't get mad enough to bite somebody
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  Speaker 4: ship off like like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't that lady was chopped it off, chopped off, Loraina
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  Speaker 1: chopped in the field was wild. Somebody had to go
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: out with a flashlight and another pin was on soft
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  Speaker 1: because it can't be hard.
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  Speaker 4: Without the wilders that he went on later to do porn,
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  Speaker 4: did he yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Wait did they reattach?
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I didn't even know the reattached.
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  Speaker 2: That's a I know they reattached. I didn't know even. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was kind of like.
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  Speaker 2: Something.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was kind of like this is like
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  Speaker 4: you know, it's such a weird story that he made
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  Speaker 4: money off of porn.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I like that, though, I ain't mad that you ain't
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: made good job, mister Bobby. That's the one way back
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: out here, man.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: That's a good way to get your resume back up.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Come back out here. Look at it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: It works. The first time they got hard.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: After that, it probably was painful though, because the stitches
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: got ahold, Like how do you put the stitches into
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: hold for the hard that's because the pen ain't hard yet.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's on.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry, some extra interest to I mean, we're just throwing
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: stuff on there. Just you know, it probably don't come
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: back together, like.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: What did? They turned upside down?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: And god dang it, I'm hard, but it just don't look.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Like a hookup.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I just feel like horny. Probably will never feel the
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: same when you got it taken off and put back on.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: As long as the helmet is connected to the nerves,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the shop ain't got it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: Ain't nothing going on the shop.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: It's not be messed up. If they put some extra
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: on there.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: You can't feel nothing with this.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: But I got the basketball on the corner.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You got you gotta dribble around there.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Dead from I don't feel nothing right there.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: But I wonder they just grabbed that pen or they
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: just like that's what I'm saying.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: You got how they find it, That's what I'm saying.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: They had to go out with flat or go out
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: into the Maybe they found that night and it was
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like we just got to wait till the sun.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Like a bird was flying.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: That a big.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Take it back to the nest. Look because it is
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: like dusted off cleaning because it gets.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So tiny, and probably kicked it first to somebody that
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: kicked it over there.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: It is not your hero man.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Whoever found it is like he probably found it. He
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: had to be out there with the search team. I'm
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: gonna leave it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I would not want to feel my penis disconnected from
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: my body.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's like, this is me. I need
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: what you're doing out here, helmet yourself, your.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: But that's pretty Just leave me nothing.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: It's shocking that that's the name that we know for
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: doing it. You would have thought that would have happened
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: like more in history.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Now it happens a lot of times. I had the
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: one lady she cut it off because he was cheating
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: and and I kid you not, it was on the
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: on a couple of years ago and they reattached it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: She snuck and then the wife came back and re
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: cut it off. Cut it off twice. You could probably
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: find yes, cut it off twice.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: This, this is after this is That's what I'm saying.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: You would think for for Bobby to be the time
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: that we heard about that, you would have thought that
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: would have happened a bunch of because the thread's been
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: going on probably for centuries.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: She didn't even go to jail, by the way I'm
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: looking it up.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: She spent forty five days in the mental She had
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: to do a psychiatric evaluation. She did forty five days
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: in the mental hospital, Arkham Asylum.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: And they just.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Listen, ladies, if you don't want to go to jail,
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: but you want.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: To harm me, jail. She did go to jail. She
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: went to jail, but.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: It ain't nothing worse, since you'd be forgiving it. Now,
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: you didn't mess up the whole party for everybody.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: The judge was probably a lady. She was like, now
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: what he did?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: You gotta have a you can't She probably didn't.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Was it one clean super you gotta.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Like it's just too painful. Yeah, you would have you
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: got a hack at, Yeah, you would have woke up.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Was it harder soft? I feel like it's harder to
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: cut off of his soft like if it's those big
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: gardens she is, that's probably the best way to get it, though.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I'm glad she didn't clip the balls. That would have
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: been spill it between and and could.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Fly over and you could just Somebody told me that's
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: what happened to Jason Williams, who that's what his pink
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: got broke. No, his boss it his balls exploded. He
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: was it was on a motorcycle. His balls exploded. He
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: got drafted and then they say on the he was
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: drafted number two. Remember this on a motorcycle and then
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: ran into a motorcycle and test.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Do you pick up the little balls taking with you?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Like I just because they feel like two balls in there?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Right, They're not round, They're more like I've.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Had problems, but you only had been with yours. I've
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: experimented with and they're they're definitely different. Summer very circular, very.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: What what.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Keep that hand off the computer type of left roo circular? Yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: they're very circular. When you said all men.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, so, uh, we got that. We might
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: have dated.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: He had balls, three balls.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: He had he as a kid.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: He got hurt and one of them split in half,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: and so then he had three. And it was a
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: very intimate moment where he was like, I want to
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: show you something, and so he's like, I want to
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: show you something, and you know whatever, cool and so
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: like he popped it out. He could pop it in
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: and pop it out and it was like a little
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know where it went, but it went inside
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: his body. But he could pop it inside.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Equal size possible.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: He had one and two halves and he could pop
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: one of them back in the body. Heart yeah, And
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: it was really like that. And he was like now
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: it's two, now it's three. And I was like, oh wow,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: And I just want to know where you're at, like
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: are you on your knees looking up? Are you to the.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Side, like something? Just tell you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: First this man was low and he was standing up.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: We were real comfortable with each other, and so it was.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Right here, okay, yeah, that's because I want to look.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Because I'm really like Also, he was wild.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: It was like my first white penis so I was like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: it's a lot of so they come three balls.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: First, hysterically the only white guy yet the three balls.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: She was like, now with my hand, all white man,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: just have three balls and red pubic hair.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Now that you see him, you're just like cool, cool,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just yeah. I was like, we
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: just gonna talk about it. What am I supposed to
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: do with three balls?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: It ain't nothing to do. Tell her.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Now you got.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Hold on, man, you got three.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: Balls, Like I should have just told you up.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: From because I'm not believing anything after.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: That, Like she tells you, she into it, you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: And I really like to do what I got a
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: surprise once you get down there?
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: A clone?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: You got a test man?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Because I mean you had a third boob?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: That's total recall.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I saw that movie and I didn't know that
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: was coming, and I wasn't met a movie in the middle,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and it was all equals.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: They were all nice too, they were great. I was like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: this is a fantastic movie.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I would definitely take an extra one A boom.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't know, we're gonna put it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Come on, just you have to sit at the top
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: like the third eye. You're gonna put it, you gotta
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: you got my real estate?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: The geez, never mind.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Just stick with the two alright.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Final story.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: A couple finds eight hundred thousand dollars in rare gold
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: coins hidden under their kitchen floor. They was in New Yorkshire, England.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Hit the jackpop two hundred and sixty four gold coins
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: worth more than eight hundred thousand dollars dating back to
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: sixteen ten in seventeen twenty seven, three hundred years old.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Why do people tell tell I wouldn't tell nobody. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: would just go cash the shit in. It wouldn't be
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: a story. I don't want nobody looking for me.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Who you cash it in with?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Though you could have held because you could cash it. Well,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: this is what I said. I wouldn't say that I
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: found it under the floor. I would go in and
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: be like my great great great grandmother's chest, so that
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: it would belong to me. You know what I'm saying,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Because now the mafia is coming for you and shit
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: like you know who's going and that's my first Yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: So I wouldn't go I found I was like my
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: great great great grandmother and then keep your grandmother.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Was the slave.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: They masked up and.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Right you know, Junie mama side man, who do you
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: call them? That's a great question. You called the speaking.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Son, go downtown to the jewelers, they buy, go back.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: You asked me casting three six eight hundred thousand dollars.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: We got them three thirty thousand. They're gonna get me
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what you know about you.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: You know you need that JANKI like the Jankie cousin.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: That's what money.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: That's money right there, that money, I know, good clean,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: good money right there.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: But I can tell you right there, look at that
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: little right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Call seven cars kids.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: You gotta do it, because I gotta. We were just
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: cleaning out my house because of the I got a
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: grasshopper infection, and so we were taking everything out and
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I got a Barry Sanders and Damn Marino Rookie cards like,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I got a bunch of conditions, great condition.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: What grasshopper infection?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I left town, I came back. Yeah, what did I say?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Inc Yeah, because I was trying to figure out what.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Everything that's a new that's a new city, walking aroundsper what.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Are the grasshoppers doing?
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Everything else? We're going through and well it's not my
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: cousin but my brother. He was just like, oh this
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: is worth you know, some money, some money. So yeah,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: you definitely got to have that person.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: How much were the work?
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know how much it work. I'm not selling them.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I have a whole box of a whole bunch of cards.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not selling none of them because I'm keeping them
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: to pass. You just keep passing. They just increase in value. Nigga,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: who are you going to I have a child now.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's one. Yeah, and then I got I got
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: to take.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Walk around and two years from now, you're like, you know,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: we ain't deal a little cards no more? Right right?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: CNN Breaking News cards and deep that if you had
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a damn marine or Barry said yesterday, you could have had.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Yesterday, yesterday, today the day's price.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, ship, get out of here.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: And I got all the original Pokemon cards that came
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: out when I was in eleventh grade. Really yeah, really Pokemon?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Did you playing Pokemon?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, nigga, Pikachu on that ass? My god, yes,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: had a game.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: You take the pictures of them.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I used to have.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Uh no, it was on like sixty four you had
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: to take. You have to get pictures of them. They
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: rape your pictures based on what you're getting. Then like
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: the biggest one that you try to get the best
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: picture of. I must have got way older than I
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: beat it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: Brandi's older than she looks.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I'm just talking about I got.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: He just sold me.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Because she said she way older than you.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: But I'm like she not because I thought Brandy was
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: way younger, but she just looks young.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I was going off by the game because that's when
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I was playing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, no we had.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Cars, but I had it on the.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Video game to slammers and pauls.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: I still have my slammers.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: I played with him. I never owned them, but they
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: used to. People used to have me to be like.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's be a good time.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I'm about to send you a picture of them when
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: I get home.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: It's like these little cardboard cutouts.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Of like a bunch of different stuff, and they be
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: stacked up and you take like a metal pig.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: You have to slam them on top and have a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: many fall off.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: You get to keep those twenty. You gotta put up
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: twenty and then I slamming Paul.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: So the slammer was the metal like they yours might
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: have like you know, I got cool ship on it,
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: and then like.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You have yours, and I like, I want this on
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: this one. Swim you'd be like I want this on
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: We stack them all up so you slam them whatever
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: spill out, I get to take them my slam.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: But man, I got you.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got your gambit, pag, I got rolling Pog.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I did Marvels Jack nigga that was old.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: That is the old name, that nigga that don't need
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: no electricity.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: That they were playing that in factories on Mars. We
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: were doing we was doing marbles. That wasn't good. And
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: you're never playing pencil break.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Pencil break, yeah, man, get your for breaking the bottom.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Man, I can't even think of how many pencils we broke.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: It was always one kid in the school was hell
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: of good.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: This nigga here undefeated.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro how is he getting the torque on there?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: And it was like it's been backwards.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Brobably a nursing from depend Like how you ain't breaking yours?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: He was lining the people up in the middle school.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: They don't now us mechanical pencils.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was. He was, he was epic. And know
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: whoever could flip in the school.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Little black kid, black kids, if we could just funnel
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: them to the gymnastics, because everybody knew a black kid.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: My nephew is the black kid. This nigga's handstands walking
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: on his hands.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: You be like, how do you even know? No trampoline.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: He'd just be like, flip.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Remember, Jojo got so mad at him one time he
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: got a little too much energy my nephew, so he
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: played soccer in the living room, I mean the front yard,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and they losing, and my nephew's flipping all of the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: they score a goal as they're my other cousin and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the nephews like, oh man, it just popped the back flip.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Jojo like, why are you flipping? Block the goal?
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: He was about six years old. I've been telling that boy,
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: why are you flipping?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: For the rest of you wouldn't be doing that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Why are you flipping?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It's totally random and I'm not even checking.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not switching.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Would you rather have zero people wish you happy birthday ever?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Or always have a small stream of chocolate pudding constantly
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: leaking from your ear?
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Is my first.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Small stream. Small stream, stream is a lot, it could
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: be could be little.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: That's a flaky boy.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: The pudding is smooth to come out good.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about the I'm talking about it gets rid
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: of them, then I'm definitely taking the pudding.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Romantic nights crazy.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I got a toddler that no romantics, just gonna be yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's a small streams small, but
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: it could be a little stream. It don't have to
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: be big. It's just a little.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Like pims are destroyed bed gone ship.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like putting yeah, so you would have to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: just wish me happy. I mean, I really I like
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: being wished Hay Birthday.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: I love birthday.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Birthday is my favorite holiday.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: But I'm gonna have to pass on it because I
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: don't even want chocolate put on me.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: I definitely don't want it coming out of me.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I don't want to put on you.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: I don't like sticky wet stuff.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Really sorry, guys, Like literally, she made that seem like
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: she put sticky wet stuff on me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Last night.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: You don't like jelly, I never wanted to.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Don't put that on me.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I need don't take a shower it's like just still
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: like if I if I touched stuff that's I mean,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I know it would look it would look weird you
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: putting your But what if you swag it out?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: What if you just start selling T shirts like a
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: little brown puddle thing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Anybody that's putting out of your ears.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Just what if you had ear rings and they were
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: like little buckets.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Saying you dump it out.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Just so I can get my happy birthday on you know, yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: You know it did wonders for the happy birthday man,
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: when the Facebook was popping popping, the amount of love
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: you got on your birthday was full of love.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Every people in there. A week early.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Teacher, I know you can read A couple of times
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: saved me from family member's birthday.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Mama. A couple of times I was like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: damn it, no birthday. That's why I don't like what
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: I don't like.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Uh, Like, my birthday on Facebook is always wrong because
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I kept switching it every time I have a show
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: and some ship like New Fly the birthday is actually
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: on the twenty night, but the show was on the first,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: so it gives me my birthday the mother fucking thirty the.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Day before you can tell them tickets man.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Eight of your birthday show.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: By the way, on my birthday, I.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Had a sexy comedy show in May, and everybody was like.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, birthday, remember show.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: I just promoted the show as it being like it's
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: a sexy event because people play music and stuff.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: After so all my people came out and.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: They like, yeah, grown people were dressed about but I
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: called it my sexy No, we had on dresses, but
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: some of the guys were like suits and stuff. But
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: like people was like heavy birthday and I'm like, this
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: is not temper birthday.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: That's what he was.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Actress I got, she got DJ.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Got to be her birthday.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Sell the tickets. I'm starting.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I'm start having about three four birthday shows a year
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: because people don't really know.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Know if you tell me your birthday was tomorrow you
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: were having a roast, I would be like, I'm there.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: I would not go and be like, let me just
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: find out popular.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, Wikipedia, I'm going out like a Tikka line like
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: me four times a year. I'm like, oh ship, because
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I'd be seeing people stopping them like, oh no, that's old.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, I think I did that to you.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, I know, I wish you happy birthday,
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: but then I was like, maybe I didn't because my
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: mind is bad and Liken my birthday was like, Okay,
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I'm cool. You can probably definitely tell me that your
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: birthday three times a year. Just keep telling me that
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: because it's too much. There's so much going on.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Like I'm a guarious Actually I'm a kisser. You already
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I'm a Taurus. You knew that you shout was a Scorpio.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Running together anyway, Yeah, I think I'll go with the
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: don't you don't have to tell me you have birthday?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I mean no, I'm.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Sorry you chocolate ears?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: No, I mean I got chocolate ears.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Now there's a lot of calories.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: But is not because something else come out of your ear.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It was like caso. It was I'd be like, man,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: definitely about about three hours, but go be litt. Might
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: have to think about it. I just don't like putting it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: But another liquid guam. You though, if I can.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Produce caso at all times like you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Thought I was taking, that would take me ca so
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: is good. If you can have something other than putting
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: it will be I like the caso.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Case little.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I don't want those sauce do drinks.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I'm doing Margarita's Baby. We got the case.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: So the Margarita Tuesday.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, until on Tuesday, I'm the one. You hear me,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: never paid for drinks again.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: It was the best ever.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You just got to convince people to trust me. It's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be it's coming out. But when your compass gonna
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: be the best ever.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: It's just like it's like body shots, but it's different, yes,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: from internal yeah, conversation, but yeah, man, you get it again.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: A good day. I'm eating good.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you've been having that case.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: You got.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep the choling pudding just because you know
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: what I mean. Party, I got dessert fun duet.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: By the way, BT eats dessert. First.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I was telling somebody that the other day he deserved.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: He had a whole pitch about why it's better this way. Listen,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: what if you die? You want to die?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: You have the cake? Why would you be dying if
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: it ever happened.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: You don't know what's gonna happen in life. You go,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to eat this steak. The steak gonna get no.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: No, no, you might die, but at least godam cheesecake.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: So you save room for.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: You don't have to save room. Parents just made that
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: ship up so we would just they made that ship.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Up a room. Sometimes room you run, but you you.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Run, you run out of the room for dinner all
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: the time. You never ran out of the room for dessert.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: That's when your stomach se dessert. If you always.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Make room for a cupcake, there's always room for a cup.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: And I feel like it's also a frusher palate cleans
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: to go from like fried chicken to because cheesecake.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Deserts are so small because imagine if a dessert, if
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: a cupcake was the size of a steak.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: I don't have room for that, but I have room
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: for a cupcake.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: So you sit down at the restaurant and they're like,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you anything to deserve me the cheesecake.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: First, the cheesecake or we never been to eat.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: This is how we're starting to cupcakes.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: There, let's start with want to the rest in order?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Do you go andre then appetizers.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Last, No, I'll go, I'll go. I might do an appetizer,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: but the it's gonna be I want the cheesecake first.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That now you eat the whole thing before you bring
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: the water.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Nigga, okay in the dark shoe seats, shoe cheesecakes.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, or whatever it is, and now eat that and
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: then okay, now let's do and bring some wings.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm gonna get and then I get.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: You want the salad.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: And there's been times you sat and had dinner and like, man,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I can't do dessert.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I ain't never had dessert, and be like I always.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Say I can't do dessert because the man is always like,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: we're good, but I could always do dessert. Let me
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: see that I never had a nigga because you know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: me like baby, but she wasn't because I'm small.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: They just be like she fool, she does, You're so good.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: She's the thing.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: If I don't finish my whole play of food, then
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: they probably do think I'm good.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: But you're right, I have room for sweet ship.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Ye eat that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Your first controlling.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: It take it left over.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Is when they come to collect the menu, to be like, now,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: my hold on this so I can see the dessert
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: after you already let them know, baby, we getting dessert.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna begin.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: To look for Yeah, just said that you have to
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: pay for the food and then you can get whatever
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, I do pay for my I was trying
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: to let me be man, but then they be broken.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: I just be like, nobody can afford desert, and I
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: gotta pretend like I don't want my mother cheesecake.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: He on the budget.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sick of this ship.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: That's hils never happened. I never have to worry about that,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: like you have to worry about it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: When I'm by myself, I eat what I want.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to go out with a guy, I'm trying
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: to be like He's like, oh, we're good. I can't
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: even eat no more.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Never then you got it, like, because when I'm by myself,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I would definitely order like what I want. I order
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: multiple apples. Especially when I with my friends, we eat
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: all the dras.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: I want to go out with a dude, and they
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: just be like, oh, so.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: All the way that you act like, I'm just it's
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: under that. It's like, ain't nobody here to stop me.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I can get as much as I want, and I
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: got the money for it.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: And I said that before.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: I think it embarrasses the guy. And you know, so
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: I'm just like you know, and I'm still but it's just.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Fall though, because fellas, when you take a woman out,
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: you choose the place.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: That way, it's in your budget, taking somewhere you could afford.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: That's a happy hour. I love happy our women can play.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Happy hour is good. You get a variety of stuff,
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: and I'm.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Gonna the Only thing I don't like to deal with
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: is when I order a lot of food at room
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: service and then they be like, how many people are dying?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about you bring.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Everything else be ordering multiple entra if resulta come on
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: one entrede but something else be fired and they don't
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: have the side of RESULTO. Just bring that and don't
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: worry about how people eating, and I might get to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: dessert taste one of each.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I just want to take it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I mean I want to take because if I'm going out,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not cooking. I want what you cooked.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I want what your guy.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: What you cook and everything looking good, everything looking good
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: like you're not gonna eat all that, And that's why
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: I take it home.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I love technology, dinner heat up well.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Dessert.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Andris change the heat up.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: A convection of it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: I never had a confection of it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: So I don't know. But you used to not be
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: able to take on your rings home, but now with
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: the air frier you can eat on your rings.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: You ordering.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: You'll don't get the tower.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I get the tower because I know.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Towers.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Oh no, was that Beniggas or teacher out Friday? Don't
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: teach out Fridays. They used to bring you a tower
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: of full of appetiser. At the bottom it'd be chicken
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: strip and tower different stuff.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate the appetizer tower. She thinks are good
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: in the air fire too. Yeah, I don't.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Y'all really love the air fire.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Brussels sprouts in the air.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Everything cook in the air friy is good.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: But I don't know anything that I want so bad
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: to reheat in the air fry.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: She sticks.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now, thought my baby should air.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: You're hungry, should like. But like.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: You said, they don't get Hey, you just don't have leftovers.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: That's what you don't. I don't because I eat that
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: dessert first.
• 44:53
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• 44:56
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• 45:00
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• 45:11
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