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A Tale Of Two Santas (Tales Of Futurama Patreon Exclusive) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  Speaker 4: Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes,
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  Speaker 4: you give me a dollar and some candy, and yet
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  Speaker 4: you haven't said what I told you to say? How
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  Speaker 4: can any of us trust you?
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  Speaker 3: Quit bandering the Wittners Badger, where.
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  Speaker 5: Whereas I have a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for
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  Speaker 5: me at my merchion.
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  Speaker 3: I find the defendant.
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  Speaker 5: Guilty, Santa Claus, I hereby sentence you to be executed
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  Speaker 5: at sundown.
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  Speaker 6: Good news everyone, I'm back baby.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to this very fested episode of Tales of Future.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hey you going patrons. This week, we're here to
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  Speaker 2: review the lost episode. As some people call it, it
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  Speaker 2: is a tale of two Santas.
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  Speaker 3: I am Dano and I am Guy. Yes, fresh from
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  Speaker 3: searching around the Disney Plus app to find where this
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  Speaker 3: episode was actually located. We've been doing episodes from season three,
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  Speaker 3: but I had to jump ahead of a little way
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  Speaker 3: and go into season four to find this one. Well
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  Speaker 3: it's not just me, Daniel as well, but yes, this
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  Speaker 3: one was episode two of season four. Because I know
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  Speaker 3: we're going about things the proper way, as opposed to Fox,
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  Speaker 3: who just threw shit together willing Nelly.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing the production order as opposed to the airing order.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like I Wikipedia, I'm like, hang on Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 2: This ad in December two thousand and one. The next
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  Speaker 2: episode added in March two thousand and one, So what's
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  Speaker 2: going on here? Of course, as we said on our
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  Speaker 2: recent going down the South Part Podcast that they thought
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  Speaker 2: there was too much craziness going on in here, with
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  Speaker 2: all the swearing and the executions and the kids getting
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  Speaker 2: beaten up by Santa Clause. They went not going, sure,
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  Speaker 2: this is good for the seven pm time slot, so
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  Speaker 2: they put it on the shelf for an entire year
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  Speaker 2: and it aired during season four. I am not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 2: I can almost agree that this was pretty hectic for
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  Speaker 2: a Christmas episode.
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  Speaker 3: It was almost a degree where I was kind of like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure how I feel about this. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was also like a treost of horror story almost Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. It's one of my
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  Speaker 3: favorite episodes for what reasons. It just felt a little
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  Speaker 3: mean spirit and I guess that Mate was maybe the
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  Speaker 3: point of this. But at the same time, I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't get the wholesome ending.
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  Speaker 2: Every story episode has to have a happy ending, but
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  Speaker 2: when it's a show of Futurami, you kind of and
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  Speaker 2: the episode's been so so like dark up to this point.
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  Speaker 2: Usually they're good at sort of turning it around and
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  Speaker 2: giving you a bit of a wholesome ending, and they
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  Speaker 2: tried to do with the whole it's bringing people together,
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  Speaker 2: like bringing them together through fear.
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  Speaker 3: Bring them together, yes, as they hold each other in
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  Speaker 3: sort of like yeah terror, And I don't know, I just.
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  Speaker 2: Kids don't want that because I get that this is
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  Speaker 2: a show marketed not just for kids but for like nerds.
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  Speaker 3: But like it's a kid show, it's a cartoon essentially. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just a lot of it just didn't really sort of
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  Speaker 3: land for me. I mean and as we as we've
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  Speaker 3: often said, you know, you really need to stick to
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  Speaker 3: landing in this episode, as he said, tried to give
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  Speaker 3: a sense of togetherness and all that kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 3: but it did in a dark kind of fashion but
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  Speaker 3: through and I was like, I don't know, none of
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  Speaker 3: these jokes really feel like.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a happy ending. No, no, but the world's
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  Speaker 2: in peril. They're living in fear. Now, that's what's brought together. Ben,
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  Speaker 2: it gets kicked out of the sleigh. Yeah, it's sort
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  Speaker 2: of unhappy all the way through, even like the Little
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  Speaker 2: Neptunians slash Alms.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they sort of brought about global warming. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: pretty dark.
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  Speaker 2: I agree that it's not worthy of seven and it
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  Speaker 2: need to go and add a nine thirty when it
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  Speaker 2: when it finally aired.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't mind a dark Christmas story and
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  Speaker 3: anti Christmas story. I'm a big fan of bad Sandra
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  Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, something about
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  Speaker 3: this just didn't really work for me.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's cliche to have a Christmas episode ending
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  Speaker 2: with a bit of a sappy ending, but I think
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  Speaker 2: it has to.
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  Speaker 3: It's the time of year that justifies it. Some time
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  Speaker 3: you can get away, you can buy into it. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: with yeah really sort of labeling on the treacle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: But from the other point of view, it's like, is
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  Speaker 2: good to have an episode that's not necessarily for kids that, like,
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  Speaker 2: when you're a bit older you can appreciate. But know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe when I'm watching Christmas wines, even when I'm an adult,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want sappiness.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I think that's the case. Yeah. I mean
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  Speaker 3: I didn't necessarily walk into this going, oh, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: feel all comfort and joy it by the end of this.
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  Speaker 3: But I just came away feeling I'm sort of unamused,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm not sad, but more like dissatisfied.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was a unique way of telling the
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  Speaker 2: usual someone taking over for Santa's story where this time
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  Speaker 2: nobody wants him to come, but even still like no
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  Speaker 2: one's happy, Yeah, everyone's scared. It was almost like you
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  Speaker 2: know the first one when it was like the robot Santa,
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  Speaker 2: they somehow made it funny that he was evil, but
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  Speaker 2: this time he and almost like treated as if this
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  Speaker 2: is what it would really be.
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  Speaker 3: Like if we had an evil robot. Yeah, if everyone
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  Speaker 3: was on the naughty list and everyone just sort of
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  Speaker 3: copped flack. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like the Purge,
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  Speaker 3: but with Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's John Goodman could not return for this one, unfortunately.
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  Speaker 3: I did. I was to say, I was looking through
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  Speaker 3: the end credits going Jan Goodman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Dan castleing matter either for the robot Sandit,
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  Speaker 2: which was a funny gig.
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  Speaker 3: I like that one, true, but nothing says Christmas like
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  Speaker 3: a special appearance by Coolio.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, by said of us, I met Robot Devil.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Coolio's coins a bot was hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, there was a done when Coolier was just
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  Speaker 3: sort of popping up in all manner of thing. It
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  Speaker 3: was the nanny, was he yeah, as Coolio?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, he was a cousin. He was
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  Speaker 2: a cousin and he's like a real dork and a nerd,
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  Speaker 2: and then he started a rap career and he took
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  Speaker 2: all the ship off and he just looked.
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  Speaker 3: Like Coolier because yeah, I don't think Coolio all do
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  Speaker 3: you respect? And also rest in peace. Coolio had the
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  Speaker 3: greatest range.
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  Speaker 2: He said he had the one song at the scene
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  Speaker 2: that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Like, here's some stuff, manual gags as Bara, It's like
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  Speaker 3: you just go as wal through the bad. Steve's like,
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  Speaker 3: that's my som bitch. I was like, we'll do the rest.
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: You can take a break. Collier. Oh god, I watched
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  Speaker 3: this dreadful movie not long ago, and I'm a fisicionado
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  Speaker 3: of terrible, terrible Bee movies, and this was like just
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  Speaker 3: absolute shit called Dracula three thousand. Okay, I'm clearly shot
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  Speaker 3: in some abandoned factory. Um, it's Coolio in it, and
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  Speaker 3: Coolio is in it. But the plot is essentially it's
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  Speaker 3: like Alien except the thing that they find is Dracula.
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  Speaker 2: Dracula three thousand okay, So what's the what's the premise
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  Speaker 2: that they're meant to be in a factory?
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  Speaker 3: I think the factory is meant to be like an
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  Speaker 3: abandoned spaceship or something. It's got fucking what's his name,
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  Speaker 3: It's got Juliy Rico, And yeah, it's got it's got
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  Speaker 3: a very good beat. I didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: He tried to kill him. All was he was he Dracula. No,
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  Speaker 3: it had a really wimpy dracon. But it's got uh
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  Speaker 3: Johnny Rico. It's got Erica alineac from Baywatching and popping
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  Speaker 3: out of the birthday cake and under siege Tiny Lister
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  Speaker 3: you remember from Friday and various movies and Coolio.
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  Speaker 2: But he was in was it? He was in Batman.
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  Speaker 4: He was.
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  Speaker 3: Give it to me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, scare motherfucker. Oh god, it's like play explain, give
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: what to you? Also no longer with tiny lista. Yeah
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: it was Tommy by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but he also went by time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, saying Tony sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Tommy brackets tiny not brackets inverted comments. Get it because
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  Speaker 3: he's not, because he's not. He's a big gap anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, Dracula three thousand. I was like, oh, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you find this online? Okay, so you bought it?
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh god, it's very five to five when Amazon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: fucking idiots to two point one out of ten on
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  Speaker 2: IMDb and fifteen percent and Rotten Tomatoes.
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  Speaker 3: It smoked a bit of a jazzigrette and thought this
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  Speaker 3: will be fun little late hours.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so did you watch this
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  Speaker 2: this morning?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, just a while ago, a while ago,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, even the stone is not helping.
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  Speaker 3: It's just this is bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just looking at the trailer here on mute and
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: it's yeah, especial effects look horrendous.
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  Speaker 3: It's very it's very unknown part of space was I
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  Speaker 3: really liked the idea of it, though, Like, we brought
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  Speaker 3: this single, but it's a vampire and you know you've
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  Speaker 3: got the egg. Someone who's saying, well, you know there
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  Speaker 3: are documented vampires throughout history, Yeah, what can we do
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  Speaker 3: to stop it? Well, if we find a sun, maybe
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  Speaker 3: we can you know, expose to the ultra violet light
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  Speaker 3: and then'll kill it. So you know, they've got to
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  Speaker 3: avoid this vampire while they're piloting their starship to the
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  Speaker 3: nearest sun. Okay, I thought that was not a bad idea.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: It was a bad idea. It was a bad idea,
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: except they had interdrectly two thirds is it a bad
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  Speaker 3: idea or is it as bad an execution? It was
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: bad in execution if you were doing that's right, if
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  Speaker 3: I was making Dragula two thousand, So any of the
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  Speaker 3: patrons one who were getting in touch and you know bankroll.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like in the next season of Future Ama
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  Speaker 2: they could do a parody of this and make it funny.
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  Speaker 3: They probably have, well they probably will. Yeah, it but.
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  Speaker 2: Coolier, cooliar the cool one coanza. But also wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: a Christmas episode without a song sing along?
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  Speaker 3: That's true, not a bad song.
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  Speaker 2: Even the song ends with Bender being horrible to the Alives.
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Everyone's horrible everything. Yeah, it's just a mean spirited kind
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: of It's a Scrooge slash Grinch kind of episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, who wrote this one? Let's have a look hang on.
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  Speaker 2: Bill Odenkirk was one who wrote it and directed by
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Ron Hugart.
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  Speaker 3: The brother of Bob.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, Easter eggs. Remember Easter eggs? Oh yeah, they were
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: fun when you accidentally found one. Oh yeah, so guess
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: what this Easter egg is? East Eggs usually like something
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: small whatever, right, Yeah, you'll be navigating your way around
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: the disc menu push up by accident. Yeah, it's very
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: much like, you know, what do they call it?
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  Speaker 3: An oh? Like on playstaging, it's the cheek you've got
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  Speaker 3: to go left, left, right, up, one down to Yeah,
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: that was like it with with DVDs and Blu rays.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: What's the best issue that you can remember that you
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: didn't know was going to be that? And it completely
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: caught you off and you're like, this is the greatest.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: There was a great Aussie sketch comedy show, The Late
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  Speaker 3: Show from the early nineties, of course. Yeah. Uh and
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  Speaker 3: one of their members of the djuration, Tony Martin real nerd. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Tony Martin especially was like a complete film and TV nerd.
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  Speaker 3: And when yeah, that's what I meant. And when it's
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  Speaker 3: when it came time for them to put out the
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  Speaker 3: episode their complete series on DVD, he just took the
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: reins and he said, we're gonna have Easter eggs all
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: up in this bitch, And yeah, you go through there
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  Speaker 3: were like six on every menu. Yeah. I forgot exactly
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: which which ones they were, but I mean it was
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: a real scavenge arnt. It was a fantastic eastery hunt
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: doing it. So I think Lord of the Rings had
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: a bunch of them as well. Certainly Edgar Wright's movies
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  Speaker 3: as well. I think have a few Easter egg on
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  Speaker 3: various things.
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  Speaker 2: There's ten years from now physical media won't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be honest. It won't exist, no, unless unless you
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  Speaker 2: come to my house. But the easter egg here. If
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  Speaker 2: you highlight and click on the picture on the play
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  Speaker 2: episode screen, the outline will be red and white. When
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  Speaker 2: you do so, you will get the audio of the
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  Speaker 2: table read of the episode. Oh my gosh, I fucking cool?
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  Speaker 3: Is that that is Nate? Oh's my favorite robot?
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  Speaker 5: It's me, no one else look.
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  Speaker 3: In this mirror, favoite. Most you never said, mister Davis,
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  Speaker 3: What did you enjoy the most? I like the little
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Neptune and what they call just Neptunian Neptunians. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sort of. You're willing to debase themselves they were. I'll
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  Speaker 3: let you bunch me for a buck. Oh you hit me?
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  Speaker 2: Hear me your dollar? I love though, more was when
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Santa got frozen in the ice. Wy just come down?
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  Speaker 3: This kicked them in the head. And what else? I
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  Speaker 3: liked it when Bender came down that chimney, he broke up.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: How do I get through here? Maybe Ben stupid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: goes down the chimney. It's like he's the father all
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  Speaker 3: and the uncle of all tricks. Not too bad. I
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  Speaker 3: think the funniest thing. And it's not really a gag,
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: but it was just I like funny voices, and the
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: judge had a funny voice. Yeah, did didn't he? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know exactly what the name. Again, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know who is meant to be taking off or anything
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: But judge, whitey judge. Yeah, okay, that makes.
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  Speaker 3: A bunch of sense. Dogs like the dogs like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home and have some ham with mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 2: It definitely sounds to me like a Billy West voice
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: who voices that it's Billy West.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so yeah, I liked Matt Luck did good? Didn't he?
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  Speaker 6: I want to ask you a question.
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  Speaker 2: All right, it is trivia time, mister Davis. Hit me
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: with your first question.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: What is the name of the club that is jumping
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: into liquid? They're from something seven the Polar Bear Club
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: or something the Zalon seven Polar Bear Club.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: My first question is what the three speeds of the
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: conveyor belt?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Oh they are slow, fast and loosing h yep, I'm
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: not sure I get it. Really.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: It's from the iconic I Love Lucy episode where they're
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: doing the chocolates and the convey is going really fast.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: That makes a whole bunches. It's cause switching something, isn't it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: It's got something switching, I think, so I'll look it up.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: In the mean time, I'm going to ask you a
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: quest job switching. It's called Grandpa was shot with?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Grandpa? Oh? I thought he was choked with a chestnut? Oh? Okay, well,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the answer is definitely chestnut.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was choked with the chestnut because you
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: wouldn't die were getting.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Shot with the chestnut. Maybe if you're shot in the throat,
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: maybe I thought it was I thought he was choked
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: with the chestnut. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: the answer is chestnut, and you got it right.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And he smells bad. It sounds a bit Christmas, if
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Why don't you begin to smell a lot like Christmas? Yeah? Yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: but I did enjoy that line.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: There's another wordplay where he's like, holy night. My next
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: question is who was still at large?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Oh? This is in the newspaper headline. Oh god, damn it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I do not heard the party at the end zombie. Oh, yes,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: but it spelled the c h, so that's a different
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: way of spelling it. You can you can spell it chunkah,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: but it's stilp ance honeker correct well, much like hootspa yes,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: which also starts with an age. You've got the computer
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: right there, although I have got one on my in
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: my pocket that apparently has more computer power than the
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: when I was talk to the moon.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Kwansa. Can you look up the spelling for me? Because
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: the feeling it's got two a It does, but not
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: in this version. It is a kana. But I had
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: two a's. Really yeah, okay, then my subtitles only gave
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: it one.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Well when I saw Kwanza, but I had two a's.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh maybe I didn't. Maybe I just in my mind
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I knew it was two ways. I just wrote you
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: just yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to accuse the makers of the drama
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: of cultural insensitivity. Am I going to ask you a question? Oh?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: What is the name of the prison that Bender is
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: sent to? I do have that in my notes as well.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Look it up. I can't bother what is it? I
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: don't think at two death rows it's statica notata. That's right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: And finally for me, what type of log was on
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the conveyor belts.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna say you log. Think of presidents Lincoln log,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: but it was Clinton log. It was Clinton logs. I
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: got one last question, except it's going to be one
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: of those Jeopardy questions. Jeopardy Ah no, no bender comes
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: down the chimney bearing which game?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I was going to write it down to it and
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't. Got tea at the end of it, doesn't it?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: It's got too at the start of the start of
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: what is it? It's triomino trimenos, all right? Game that
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I would not want to play. Do you know how
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: to play dominoes? I used to play it a lot
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: when I was a kid. If you asked to play
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: it now, probably wouldn't yeh. I mean, I don't know
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: whether I played it right.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sound like the widest guy ever and probably
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: culturally and racially insensitive, but I always find it super
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: cool when you're watching movies are like set in the
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: hood and dudes are playing dominoes, Yeah, and they haven't
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: like really going for it, Like how do you play?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm impressed for people who can just play chess. I've
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: always to learn how to play chess.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Every five to ten years or so, I'm like, I
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: should learn chess. Yeah, I think it is the mark
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: of a sophisticated gentleman that he knows how to play chess.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: But I thought I walked into my who was housele
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: was my friend's uncle's place, is about I don't know,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: four or five years ago, and he had this chess
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: game like there that he was in the middle of
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: playing with like his brother, and he said, have been
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: playing for like three years, and like, that's so fucking cool.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, that is rat that is that is very cool.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I love it was I just don't touch that because
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: we've been playing it for like three years, and I'm like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: that is awesome. I've mentioned many times. I'm sure one
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: of my favorite movies is Searching for Bobby Fisher. Yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: and how I just had this absolute blinding moment of
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: clarity watching it when the little boy who's a chess prodigy,
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: he sort of gets down to ground level and you
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: realize that the chess board is a battlefield, and I
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: was like, ah, fuck, I've been looking at a chess
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: entirely you've got your souls in the front, then you've
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: got your you know, your generals in the back and
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: all that kind of ship, and you got towers.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: It's a fucking battle.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I can never an Amazon. I bought a chest set away,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I would, I would probably do that. I've got a
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: dressy part chess set and the Simpsons chest set never
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: opened us. Just I want to learn how to play
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: before I bust it out.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can never so who moves to the
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: left and right and there? Yeah, yeah, I'm sure once
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I've pick it up on me. Fine, Yeah, I mean
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: the last thing I did was like subscribe to I'll
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: get a chess app or something. It's like, you can
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: take practice game. I say these things. I'm resigned to
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: going to my.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Grave not knowing you and I gonna have a chess
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: game and every episode be going to do a move.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Mitchell comings like we've been doing this ship for three years.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: It's like and there's like one pawn moved.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, him saying to me, don't touch the table. We've
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: been plant for three is and what that is awesome?
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: It's so rare. So yeah, I don't know, Maybe we
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: should learn how to play dominoes first. Yeah, we probably should. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: slash four figure discount. All right, So, the original air
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: of the Tale of Two Sanders was December twenty third,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: two thousand and one, almost Christmas.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I like that aired on Christmas Eve Eve because
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: this is essentially said on Christmas Eve this episode, Wasn't
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: it correct? Yeah?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Would it have been Christmas Eve Eve first and then
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: became Christmas Eve?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Or is it?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Did it start at Christmas Eve? I quite remember? Anyway,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: we'll find out. Production cobe was three ac be zero three,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: written by Bill Odenkok as we said, and directed by
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Ron Hugart. The opening caption was this episode performed entirely
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: by sock Puppets, and the opening cartoon was box Car Blues,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: which was from nineteen thirty. The episode kicks off. It's
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Christmas time, the snow's going. It's just the Christmas version
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: of the theme.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: What makeing? I'm just like smiling.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: In what has become a winter tradition.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Members of the Zarlon seven Polar Bear Club today took
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: There were no survivors.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Takes all kinds.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Takes all kinds. Trust McNeil is awesome. Were there are
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: a few things I enjoy more than stilted banter. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: all kinds, that's right, Tom.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the small little ashes? Is the ashes whatever?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: The cricket trophy? But where the chick makes comment about
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the penis No, you've not seen the Channel ten yews report.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: It's iconic. So he's like, so basically they talk about
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: it's like the ashes or something. It's like this time
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: little trophy, like it's amazing how they can get so
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: much joy or something so small. And she goes, well,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you know, wouldn't you on television? And his face is
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: like and just cuts away straight to her it's the
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: fucking greatest thing ever.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Well, you'd certainly know. Goddamn.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: It's like the timing is impeccable. I highly recommend checking
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that out. I might actually plant now.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And England skipper Andrew Strauss arrived in London proudly showing
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: off the little urn. I'll spend four days at home
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: before flying out for the World Cup. And Belinda, I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: just can't understand how something so small can be so impressive.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Well Mark you would know about that, thank you very much.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Where there's next with Jane Riley.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: But first here's George Negus.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: See that was worth it. God, next with here, but
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I will show it to him pretty good. That was
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: really good, Danner.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: But then the head of Walter Cronkite says that.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Guys laughing, I just love the benders. This guys to trustworthy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: What's his angle? That's the world we live in now though, right,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: oh very much, you're too nice. What's what's what? What's
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: your angle?
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: What are you? What are you up to?
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And he says that we are underestimating robot Santa. So
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: bolt your doors, say goodbye to your pets, and lock
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: your children in the closet or whatever it is. And
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: they start preparing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: This is Walter Conquard saying I told you so.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, Hemie puts wood on the TV. They try closing
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: up the fireplace. They're pushing, Bender's pulling. If he starts pushing,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: then they get the bulletproof shutters that the professor has
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: installed and on the outside and the light sort of
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: to say trespasses will be shot.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he can't touch us as long as we're
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: not shoot enough to go outside. By the way, you're
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: going to deliver these letters directly to Santa and his
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: death Fortress, and Neptune then reads the underletter and it's
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: this is the beginning of the sadness of this episode.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Please don't bring me into gifts. The bicycle that you
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: shot me with last year tore up my insides. I'm
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like Jesus O damn. And then they paid off the
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: ear by shooting go again. This is dark.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: We're doubling down on the darkness with the We're recording
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: two episodes back to back, by the way, because that's
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: how we roll here at fort the discoun industry.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Today, we've had child molestation and child abuse is indeed and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: For laps, Dear Santa, please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: You choked him with a chestnut last year and he's
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: beginning to smell a lot like Xmas, if you know
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: what I mean.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Then Fry says they need to bring back the Christmas
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: that he remembers. This is pretty much what I would
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: be like. This isn't Christmas. Let's make the Christmas that
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I that I grew up with. And Leader says, we
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: sit on Santa's lap and hard. Then arrive at the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: north pole of Neptune at Jolly Junction and a welcoming
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: party arrive and they say, you want to buy a
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: time little kid. Basically, the raw poor they need money. Yes,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: it feel really sad for them. Touched before. I liked
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the whole We're starving. You live in gingerbread house. It's
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: full or shout cove you both. But there's no toy
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: since everyone is now on the naughty list.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: So in the old factory doesn't have like coming soon
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: crackhouse crackhouse.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, the toy factory is shut down. They've got their money,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: they can't get paid, so they asked for volunteers to
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: come get into Santa's fortress and help turn it around
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and stop Santa. And so the jokers are always holding
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: hands with their partners. Yes, they imply they gay a
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: little bit later on. Apparently Bill Odenkirk confirmed later recently, Yes,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to be gay the entire time.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, there you go. Fun you learned a little something too. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: So they arrive at the fortress at the front and
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: the sign says if you're tall than this, prepared to die.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Didn't expect the blade to come out. I was like, oh, okay,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you would have died. The bird gets zapped by the
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Shockland fence an omen no, it's dinner. And then Santa
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: is going through the naughty list and he's got the
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: mafia beating up seem beating up one of the shopkeepers
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: with a dead cat. Oh yeah, the cat was like
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: stiff dead.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh share.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: And also the shopkeepers are not paying protection money, also
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: on the naughty list. And then Neptunians bring Male which
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: is actually just fry Bender and Leila in the sacks.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: He's annoyed that I didn't knock what I could be
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: watching something naughty. And then the gang's on the bag.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: They say they're going to destroy him with some logical paradox, Spender,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: cover your ears.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: All nine intruders.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Hold it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Santa, consider this, you are programmed to destroy the naughty,
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: but many of those you destroy are in fact nice.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: I submit to you that you are naughty, and then
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: logically you must destroy yourself.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox absorbing
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: crumple zones.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Then he chases them out with the missile gun. I
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: get stuck in the elevator door. There's a joke here, right,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is not a futurama gag, because they're
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: usually a smart enough to know that they trust their
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: viewers are smart enough to understand the joke. She runs
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: out with the missile head and goes, wait, this is
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: what we're running from. And I'm like, I got that,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: that's the joke. Why did Leila have to explain that
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: to me? That's very Unfeaturedama. That's a little Simpsons desk,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yes eighteen wait Simpsons. If she had just gone wait
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: a minute, that's all I needed, not that this is
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: what we're running away from.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we expect better from your future. I just
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I just came.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Across very unfutur umarests. I did like the gas you
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: end on the door, just that you know when you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: pushed the button. I'm not going to close any fast,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: but you just keep pushing it. If you had a
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: moment where I saw a woman get her head caught
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: in the elevator doors on the weekend, so it was
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: like it was like I was watching it happen.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: In slow motions.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: So she was wheeling someone in a wheelchair, assuming with
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: her mother or whatever. It was an an alderly woman,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: and she pushed the wheelchair in and the door started closing.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know whether she just expected it to open
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: up again. Sometimes able to get to a point and
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: they reopen, and she's just sort of standing there saying.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Oh wait there.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, are you can I get in? They closed, They.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Close and just got on the head. I was like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: and she like fell back within. The door closed, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I was like and the album was just like, Oh,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: she'll be okay. I'll call her on my phone and
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: she's caught up on the FAE. She's like, oh, okay,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: just come back up, and I'm like, like that was
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: fucking weird.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, do I leave this old lady alone
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: on this because she alone?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: She pulled her phone out and called this woman, so
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: she's clearly capable. Sounds like I don't want to offend
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: her and say, oh stay with you were trying to
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: fuck off. But this this woman was like standing in
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: the doorway like making a joke, and I'm like, those
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: doors aren't gonna bomb closed.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: She's got stumble backwards them. They closed all the way.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Damn Yeah what hurt? Surely right? I think so? Or
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: they like pressurized, so that well mean resistance. It's not
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: like someone slamming her door shut on your head.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Because because I thought they was supposed when they felt resistance,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to reopen. They did, though, they like
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: hit her head. She fell back and then just closed
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: the whole way.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Nothing works the way I used to.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: But this old woman, she wasn't bothered at all. She
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: would she didn't go, oh you okay. She was just like, oh,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: she'll be fine. I'll just call it on my phone.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right on me phone. Then she pulled
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: her phone out. She was a right sitting in a wheelchair.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Good old lady. I've got a story aboutter an old
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: lady worker which I told in the Friends podcast recently,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: but it relates to Jingle all the way, so I'll
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: save it for our movie Guys podcast we're recording that
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: this season.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: We are.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Indeed, it's gonna be the first time Guy, Mitch and
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Dan have been in the same room since we recorded
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: our review of What's Fun. Time in America was back
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: in twenty in America nineteen oh What's Time in Hollywood,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: which is also in America.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: And that was before COVID. Indeed, So no embrace yourself
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: for fisticuffs, yes, or love them?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well both like can we head? But oh how
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: could you?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: I know you didn't? Why didn't you?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's the hop on a sleigh here, and they think
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: it's basically it's like fast and fast and fast. I
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: think they're going to be going, but they're not going anywhere.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: But the bomb explodes in the elevator, sending them down
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the hill because of the the explosion, and then they
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: put snow all over the Neptunians. It was an odd
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: gag here because I thought I'm going to like cover
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the food because you see him cooking the chicken. I'm like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: are they going to spoil their food? And just goes
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: on them and not on the food. I was like, oh,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: we didn't expect that joke was right there. He didn't
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: take it, but then the ship's not moving anywhere as
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: they take office because Santo is holding it. But unfortunately
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: for him, he gets melted into the ice and the
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Neptunion comes out and kicks in, which I liked, and
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: they say we can make toys again, and Fry says,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: you know I'll be able to deliver it, and they say,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: and him, he couldn't do that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Evil can evil could?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Everybody was an ear where evil can evil was like that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: You know, nothing was too much for evil can evil.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, it was like, fucking, if
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: ever can do it, I can do it. He's a
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: very bad influence, right.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely? Why was this a thing? How many kids
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: would have broken Vario or die? And when we say kids,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I mean boys, Yeah, because girls are smart for this shit. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: busted various appendages by Jerry building a ramp. But the
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Dead Devil episodes based on that, Yeah, yeah, very much.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean didn't he die in an accident
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: a stunt gone? I imagine there was just residual kind
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: of damage to his body over the years rule that ship.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I thought he nearly died in a stunt once or something. Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: in Las Vegas.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: That might have been Snake Gully that I think he
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: tried to jump. Did he try to jump the Grand Canyon?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: There's a dock on him called being Evil. That's apparently
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: because apparently it's a bit of a prick in real
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: life as well.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Really didn't his son try and like take over?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel sorry for because like his son felt
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: like he had to live up to It's like, did
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: you really want to do this or did your dad
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: make it?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I think I just want to be a lawyer. Yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: here we go.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Evils face Las Vegas fame to jump over the fountains
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: that sees the palace resulted in him being unconscious for
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: a month.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, but I mean looks as the fore Finger
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Discount resident oldie, I can say they grow up in
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: the seventies. Yeah, Evil and Evil was fucking huge. My
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: buddy JP had like he did this in sixty seven,
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: that stunt.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but during the during the seventies.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I thought it was an eighty sound It was was
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that long ago.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there were like comic books about him,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: action figures. Really. Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: It's a great name, though, isn't it?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Evil can Evil? It's spent such a marketing name. It
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: really is. There was a thing you could buy where
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: it was like Evil on his motorcycle and you attached
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: to this little thing and he sort of wound it
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: up and you would right off, and if you were lucky,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: it would do a little it would pop a wheelly.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: He was kind of like the Jack Arts of the
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: seventies eighties, wasn't he?
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, but also like a real life superhero.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Was Yeah, because you saw him doing it, Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: but you didn't see the times that he failed, the
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: amount times he had to practice those sons.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: We were probably hoping for that in a way. It'll
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: be great if he does it, but also be great
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: if he doesn't.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Things I've learned today. I didn't realize Evil was ev
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: e l. Oh, even it was like I was evil as.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: In years and evil. I did not know that. Yeah,
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: it doesn't look as cool. Sounds cool, but like you
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: look at it's like ev e l doesn't look anywhere
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: near as cool as evil can.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Well you know, I can. Evil ends with ev El.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I get that, but but it's funny. I mean, there
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: are certain times to say evil and evil. Yeah, there
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: are certain names just become the property of certain people.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm sure there are other people out there
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: named Elvis. Yeah, but it's like Costello's like, fuck, Elvis's.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Gave himself that name.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't see many kids called evil? No, was
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: that his actual name was? Was his actual name?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Was it?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I mean look at that, surely not, because that's taken
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: a ship thing and turn it into a positive. Absolutely
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: like a brand. If your last name is Canevil and
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: someone calls you evil, your parents hate you, right, Robert
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Craig Canievel was his name?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, well he's a bit of a marketing genius then,
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: or at least he's got marketing one O one right,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Because I mean, like we're saying, that's a name that
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: just rolls up the tongue. Why are we talking about
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: him again? Could like, how did we get to this guy?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I go, yeah, this is why there's white people tune
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: into fourth a discount us going off the map.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: But the native robot because a human can't do it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Oh crap, I'm some sort of robot. So Ben, it's
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: not gonna be the new Santa, but he's not built
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: to eulytize specifications. The Niputunians and sing their song.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: We are free and fairly sober with so many choys
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: to build. The machines are kind of tricky, probably someone needly.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: Killed, but they work ving, which is good because we
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: don't intend to pay the else.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Back to work today, hooray.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: We have just said couple of hours to make Sebelion
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: gifts and the labor is easy and you lower trip bullships.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: You can make the job real quick if you turn
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: up the controls to supersede.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: You're trying to work on machine.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Hooray. I know your cars are rand ugly.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: Your pride wheel.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Mask by pain let my hair a bee, smile, warm
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: your hearts.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: There's a toy launched in my brain beating.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I'll retire and we can't work anything and we're married.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Every Sorry, why do something basses? Do you want the
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: kids to think that Sata's just.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: A crumby empty handed jerk? That shut your YACs and
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: back to work.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: I was very These toy soldiers are poorly painted.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: And they're made from inferior wood.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I should give you all a beating, but I really
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: have to fly. If I warn't stuck here frozen, I
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: harpoon you in the eye.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: It's back into to drown ourselves and ride.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: You did the mess you could. I guess the sons
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: of these gorillas are okay.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Guin the extra day, all right?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I did love that adequate the story of my life.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: But Bender is now Santa and he breaks in and
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: the family again, suggesting suicide pills to kids. I was like,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: this is not the children, Mommy.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Mommy sentence through the perimeter. This is at kids, take
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: your suicide pills so you won't suffer. No way. I'm
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: the good Santa.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: I've got toys at very reasonable prices.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Don't listen to them. He's the father of all lies
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: and the uncle of all tricks.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: When I come bearing triamonos go for the shins.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: What I'm down?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Well, hello, they're handsome.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Won't you have a cookie?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Don't mind me if I do? How what's in these things?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Why don't you slip into something more fiery?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: This is where I've been is now taking off, and
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: he says quonsibot, and he says, no one understands Kwonza.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: You're tending out these these books. What does the book say?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: What is Konza? What is How long has he been
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: hanging at those books? Hundred and forty seven years That
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: was a trivia question that I was going to tell, okay,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: and that I was going to ask, and I did.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Not forgot plenty of Express crew. Now on Christmas Eve,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: they're having a good time having eggnugative a bathtub. It's
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: gote a bit sour though, because your man's having a.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Bathroom there kind of a centered bath in peace.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: And then Leila says to him, to the professor, don't
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: hurt him. It's been done. It don't hurt Santa. Oh,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: you sound like a broken MP three. I'm like, how
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: does there be three?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Is?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Get broken? It gets corrupt, get corrupted? Yeah, it used
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: to be. Sometimes you get MP three playing the song
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: will be corrupting.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: You're like, ah me, yeah, I've got I've got a few,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: like early two thousands tracks that I would have downloaded
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: of Lime Wire or something Kazar. Yeah, it's like it's
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: got a glitch in it, and I'm like, all that sound. Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: But it's like, I don't think you're ever going to
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone cares about you enough to put
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: you online again. So I'm just gonna take what I
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: can get.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Do you know, forever there's a generation of kids who
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: thought that Bob Marley saying don't worry to be happy
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: because on Gazar and the other one he said Lime LimeWire,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the fire was called Bob Marley, don't worry to be happy.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Entire generation of kids thought that that Bob Marley saying it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Because you're listening to You're like, I can see it
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: why a kid would kind of think, Bob Marley, it's
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: got like a kind of like, you know it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Reggae vibe to it. Yeah, but yeah, I just be
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: happy about it. Be happy because if you're.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Gonna work anyway. But I just remember, like when you
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: download songs, it'd be like twenty one percent, You're like, well,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: got twenty one percent to listen to, and you're like
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: you buffer it and you listen to the song.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: They were good times, I mean, but the Man of
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Ours we wasted doing pointless ship now like none of that,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: all those things we spent hours downloading and stuff.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't any more.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Just we wasted life, really, but it's like it was fun,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: oh god, yeah, yeah, I mean it's hard to explain
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: to like, it would be so impossible to explain to
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Elliott when he's like ten that we said do that,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: you know, but when he just he lives in the
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: world where everything's on demand when he wants it, he
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: doesn't understand the concept of having to wait. Yeah, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: that's what's scared. We're talking to like the teachers at
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: the schools, like the kids don't understand waiting anymore. They
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: don't have to have patients anymore. Everything they want always
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: there at their fingertips, which is why they're like, we
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: don't recommend screen time because when you were growing up something,
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: the TV would go on, and once the show was finished,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: the TV would go off because that show was finished.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: It was done.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Now it's you want this show, was you like to
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: also watch every other episode of this series right now?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: It's it's tough.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's good for the consumer, but it's also
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: hard for parents.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: It's good for Netflix.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I've had to band YouTube because YouTube is just like
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: fucking ads and like, you may also like this.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: That's like I was like, I want to watch that one.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not watching that video with like a
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: fucking fluorescent t rex just doing nothing. I'm like, oh,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: it's just brain dead television.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: The t rex. It's like someone's getting on YouTube. We're
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: done recording. Let's wrap this up.
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  Speaker 2: slash four finger Discount. But Professor shoots Bender anyway, he
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: dumps the toys into the sewer. That's his way of
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: getting it, having to do the job.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: It's sat and we got him coined. Oh smell a
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: juicy promotion for me, And.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: It's juicy re hiring back under the force for me.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Then it's time at the famous original Race Superior Court
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: and Judge Wide presides and Bender, please not Santa. Professor
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: shoots him again. Then m'clock arrives a chicken lawyer and
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: he thought the girl I love it, don't be scared.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: I thought you sent corn. Can you point to that
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: robot over there? I think the court system is one
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: of the easiest things to parody.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, because well it's theater. Yeah, it really is, isn't it. Yeah?
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: And just.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Now, were you paid for your and still you didn't
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: say the things? Badger of the witness Badger where And
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: then they find Benda guilty and it's going.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: To be executed at sundown. It's happening very fast, isn't it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: We're finally got a few minutes left in the episode.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that sataka Robert Penitentiary Diact debated Robert Walking.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: When you see the Robert Delton term I'm coming.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I heard I heard him. That was awesome. That was
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Maurice la Marsh. Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Then Leela and Fry they go back to get Santa
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: to prove that Bender is innocent, and we'll see who
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: as the last hole and it's time. Basically they're take
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: him out and the ice melts because the pollution caused
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: by the factory has caused the greenhouse effect.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Oh that's why you're wearing those shorts. Yeah, yeah, that's
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: the really.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the reason. Santa then escapes and he fires
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: into the factory and I like the escape here was
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: kind of like a video game, but the els could
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: just like, oh, platform games, just jumping everything. But she
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: turns the bayonet up and get something underneath. Then look
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: out earth. I'm dreaming of a red Christmas. Have you
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: seen a red wedding episode of Game of Thrones. I've
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: never seen it. I've had a lot about it, though,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I have, and it is kind of oh boy, yeah,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: like if you're a fan of the show, you're changed
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: after watching it pretty much. I don't spoil it. I'm
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: still gonna watch it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it was one of the episodes
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, I think I'm kind of tuning out.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think I've got a fairly high tolerance
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: for bloodshed and violence and all that kind of stuff,
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: and even this was kind of like it's been cruel.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: That's why I got out of Walking Dead. I knew
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: that this what happens in the comedy. When they did
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: the thing with Glenn, Oh, yeah, I was like, yeah, done.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I don't I'm not enjoying this anymore.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm finding that more and more with a lot
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: of things. It's like and for someone who grew up
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: like watching like The Evil Dead a lot, but it
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: wasn't a weekly thing, that's true. It was like a
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: movie that you get a casual. Oh, it's gonna be
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: blood thirsty for a two hour time, ninety minutes on
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: a mount. Yes, it's like I'm gonna keep coming back
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: for more, you know, and your build sort of yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: your relationship with the Baria's characters, only to see him
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: get all kind of messed up.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not fine at all. But it's time for the magnecutioner.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: No magnet executioner, man executioner. Yeah, and i'd love to
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: just it's such an American thing that it had a
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: magnet in the logo.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: That's just branded.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Ah, good old Maggie. When I pull a switch, these
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: powerful electro magnets will tear you limb from limb, killing
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: you in the most humane possible manner.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: But mister Mayor, that doesn't sound humane.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: It is for the witnesses because it's not boring. He
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: instant this random number generator reaches zero, you'll be executed.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Oh how terrified would this be? Oh? God?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like just as a randomized you're like, you don't
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: know when you're gonna die, at least if it's a
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: canon your he prepare yourself, but not knowing exactly when
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: it's not play Russian Roulette.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at the same time, I mean, if you
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: if the zapp happens soon as it as soon as
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: zero comes up, I mean, if you're getting ten eight seven,
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I mean you can feel the sort of the antipation
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: building up. I imagine where it's just like, I mean,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: would you'd rather have someone standing behind you with a
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: loaded gun saying I'm gonna shoot you in the back
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: of the head in five seconds? And then they pulled
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: the trigger on three and it's like, oh, oh, okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: that was a relief. Look at these episodes done to
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: us but shot in the head.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Cheer all.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Literally this every Monday talking ship with Dan.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Oh and now this now we're shooting each other in
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: the head. It's gone, but it reaches zero, does Regiero
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: yet everything it's just a Santa.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Feces, a sort of the Iron Spartacus. Yeah, where everyone
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: comes up says I'm Santa, I'm Santa, and I'm never
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: friend Jesus and I'm Jesus. It's horrible but not boring.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: But Santa comes in shoots him free because it gets
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: to zero, I think, yeah, because it's already yeah yeah,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: and he's about to.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Be pulled about and he stats swing La sweet charot.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah you don't know why. Yeah, there might be a raising.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: There's a real set to get him. Jesus, I help
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: those who help themselves.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Not a lot of zoid bigger than this. But he
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: hit a few minutes. Yeah, you save my life.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Please don't kill me. I'm not here to kill you. Bender.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I need you to help me save Xmas. Gee, way Santa,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: you want me to help you, don't do it. He's evil,
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I know he is, but I have no choice.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I'm running late, and if I don't complete my brutal rampage,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: well it just wouldn't be exless. I guess what I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: asking is, Bender, won't you join my slaying tonight?
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Well, there's this.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Season and they lead to this cause mayhem. They destroy
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: the Stinky Stalks diaper service, which means shit just goes everywhere.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: It's all tying up.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in south Bury is reviewed. The world shited their pants.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It was shitty diapers landing on them. Let its know, Yes,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: and they shoot the bike at the girl once again.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: The city's just all destroyed. Exmas is ruined. There should
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: be about bringing people together, but not blowing them apart.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: But fear has brought them together and they try to
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: go stappy, but it just wasn't sappy.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, quins a bte were you off to you? Hear
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: about it? Plakazami's having a lue eem but Ney Breadth you.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Coming, were, by the way better. Here's a small token
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: of my appreciation for being Senta while I was trapped
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: in the ice. Hey, chief, you screw it up. There's
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: nothing in here.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Oh it might appear empty, but the message is clear.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Play center again and I'll kill you next year. And
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: that is the end of the episode. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: was reminded of another Christmas story, die Hard, with I
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: end up falling off like that. It looked a bit
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: like that. Probably was spoiler for die Hard, but it
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: looked like Hans Grubber falling off the bidley. I think
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: it was meant to be you say that. Actually it
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: always looks spot spot, isn't it. Yeah?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, not as good as ex me story, this one.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It just I watched Christmas stories to feel happy and
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: this one just left me feeling kind of.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Sad, kind of glum. Yeah, I mean, which is fine,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I guess, but it's not what I wanted to do.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: A Christmas episode no, no, I mean.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I can completely understand why the Fox crew were like, ah,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: let's this one was more like a lump of cole
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: An extra story. My extra story had that love story
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: between Leelan and Frying things. We're buying it, path, I'm
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: gonna buy you so many lizards and things like that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: It was like a parrot or five hundred lizards. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: think that's what it was.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Somehow I got money. I can't remember how old white,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: but this one was just didn't quite work.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: It was just a bit grim. Yeah, and sometimes a
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: grim Christmas story can be a nice stringent alternative to
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: the sweet eggnog of Christmas stories. But in this case,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. This one felt like an eggog bath
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: that also had a dash of Zoidberg.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: All right, well, that is our review of a Tale
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: of two Sanders. Hope you guys all have a fantastic Christmas.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: This is the Christmas season right now.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: It is indeed, yeh, a merry Christmas everyone to all
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: our well everyone who tunes into to the Maria shows
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: on the four Finger Discan network. We are very pleased
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: to get into your ears on a regular basis. Be
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: you a patron or just a filthy casual listener. These
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: are only for the patrons. Well okay then, but those peasants, well,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: this one's for you. We love you especially.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to be doing a Christmas special in
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks as while recording that, so that
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: look out for that one, because that's going to be fun.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I knew I should have a few drinks. Yes, that
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: might be a good idea, just our whistle. Indeed, while
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: we're doing the recording, little.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Fate fly into my drink. That's a gag. I put
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: it there.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I'll put it all right, guys. Think alright, guys, thank
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: you for listening to our review of a Tale two sounds.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Hope you're enjoying everything about tales. If you trouble love
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: bring it to you guys each and every month. And
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: thank you again for all of you spre absolute legends.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Weida send the final words for those listeners out there,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: dand up for Christmas. I've decided to let you punch
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: me for a buck.