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Christianity Is the Oldest Conspiracy Theory in Human History

Something happened 100,000 years ago that changed everything.

A bolt of lightning split a tree in front of a group of early humans. The tree exploded into fire. The ground shook. The air cracked with a sound louder than anything they had ever heard.

Nobody died. But the brain needed to know why. Not what happened. Why. What caused it. Who caused it. What did it want. What does it mean.

The brain could not tolerate not knowing. So it invented an answer.

Something up there did that. Something powerful. Something invisible. Something with intentions. Something that could be angered and needed to…

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