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Lisa & Russell - I Don't Know What Sorta Pig This Dermatologist Is Living With But Oh My God · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: It's too early. Too early? Too early for what? It's
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  Speaker 1: too early for this. It's definitely too early for this.
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  Speaker 2: What's your stance on sharing a bath towel with your wife?
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  Speaker 1: No, only if it happens by accident.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently there are two types of couples in this world.
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  Speaker 2: Those who happily dry themselves with whatever is hanging on
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  Speaker 2: the towel rack. And those who would rather air dry
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  Speaker 2: in a Siberian backyard than let a damp towel used
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  Speaker 2: by their partner touch their skin. Now this has come
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  Speaker 2: about because of a podcast. A couple of girls, Steph
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  Speaker 2: and Laura, we'll call them because that's their names, have
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  Speaker 2: shared their firmly different approaches. One, Steph, said she was
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  Speaker 2: against sharing a towel with her husband because obviously Steph
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  Speaker 2: is a normal human being. The other admitted she happily
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  Speaker 2: grabbed whatever was hanging nearby. Yeah. Oh, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: So I think I know where you stand on this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. You have your own towel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Some things are not for sharing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone once said, God, no, that's disgusting. You dry
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  Speaker 1: yourself everywhere with that towel. Yeah, I hope so. The bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom, the hallway if you're in a hurry. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Some people. Yeah. Well, I was just going
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  Speaker 1: to say, but the thing is you buy a towel
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  Speaker 1: set and it can easily happen because they all look
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  Speaker 1: the same.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but you have your rail or your towel,
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  Speaker 2: you know, hook and never the twain should cross over.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, in your place, of course, they would be
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  Speaker 1: monogrammed at Chateau Chaux. At the Chateau Shore.
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  Speaker 2: They are not monogrammed. But some people getting in on
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  Speaker 2: this chat said convenience trumped hygiene. One guy said, look,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't intentionally use it, but sometimes we just pick
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  Speaker 2: up each other's towels. How can you accidentally pick up
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  Speaker 2: each other's towels? Hang it back on your towel rail.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it won't dry if you just pick it up from,
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  Speaker 1: if it's lying around on the floor or hanging off
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  Speaker 1: the door.
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  Speaker 2: Well, just to settle things, here's what a dermatologist said.
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  Speaker 2: By sharing a towel, you risk passing along bacteria... fungi,
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  Speaker 2: viruses like Staphylococcus aureus, tinea, ringworm, athlete's foot, and viruses
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  Speaker 2: that cause cold sores. I don't know what kind of
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  Speaker 2: pig this dermatologist is living with, but oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Some girls are looking for a fungi. Oh, just not
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  Speaker 1: that one. Not that one. Okay. Okay.