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Neener Neener · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 0:07
  Testecleese: Things are shifting
• 0:17
  Testecleese: who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:23
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back.
• 0:28
  Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Testecleese: do not come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 259 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:42
  Testecleese: We're just 2 guys shrinking. Some beers talk about what's going on.
• 0:45
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: pretty obvious what the big talking point today is gonna be.
• 0:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're gonna have to really do something about that interim music.
• 0:55
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 0:56
  Brian McFadden: You're going to change the intro music one of these days. The only person that said anything that was right on there was trump, but he said he was going to come.
• 1:05
  Brian McFadden: He's coming back to the White House.
• 1:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. The the wife actually ran a stop sign today.
• 1:14
  Testecleese: because she was busy looking at a guy's house like painted the entire side of his house to the face of trump.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: and she's like what the fuck
• 1:21
  Testecleese: that makes sense.
• 1:24
  Brian McFadden: That's awesome.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: Oh, shit as she blows through it at 50 I was like, Oh, my God!
• 1:32
  Brian McFadden: Blame it on, trump.
• 1:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, at least we're in the middle of nowhere. So like, there's no one around.
• 1:40
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: yeah, I was like where another main road intersected, you know.
• 1:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:48
  Testecleese: I'm gonna try to switch up the order a little bit here. We'll do our local stuff
• 1:52
  Testecleese: 1st and then work into our random topics that were interesting instead of the other way around.
• 1:57
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: See how it goes, you know.
• 2:00
  Testecleese: here in West Virginia, on the bill of the ballot.
• 2:03
  Testecleese: was medically assisted. Suicide. But the
• 2:06
  Testecleese: I am so glad. I sat down and read the fucking Constitution to West Virginia
• 2:11
  Testecleese: before I went and voted
• 2:15
  Testecleese: because it was like, Oh, we're talking about
• 2:18
  Testecleese: amending amendment whatever whatever. And you know.
• 2:22
  Testecleese: yes or no, and it's like what
• 2:25
  Testecleese: it's it's like it says it's talking about assisted suicide
• 2:29
  Testecleese: like a you know, like kawalking style.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: And I was like, Okay, ma'am.
• 2:34
  Testecleese: she's like, yeah, cause I actually had a table.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: which is a say,
• 2:40
  Testecleese: So right now it is against the law to euthanize people. Right? She goes. Yes, okay.
• 2:46
  Testecleese: So if I vote voting, yes, on this, I'll be saying, I want to change that.
• 2:50
  Testecleese: And 2 people said to me, yes, one person said no. I looked at them all of them I was like, Oh.
• 2:55
  Testecleese: fuck me like I'm pretty sure I got someone give me a heads up in advance who voted early, though, you know.
• 3:01
  Testecleese: So I want to make sure I knew what I was gonna be.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, it was just the way they word shit, you know.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: Anyway, you brought photographs with your local story.
• 3:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 3:14
  Brian McFadden: Not that there was gonna matter. A tractor trailer hauling cooking oil through the Hrbt.
• 3:21
  Brian McFadden: Develop some problems and
• 3:24
  Brian McFadden: spill cooking oil all over the highway
• 3:29
  Brian McFadden: bridge tunnel, down for hours.
• 3:33
  Testecleese: And that's like the main way from the
• 3:35
  Testecleese: back to the mainland.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: That's a pain in the butt.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: and yes, for everyone wondering, entering, wondering, anyone wondering why they were the tired truck full of cooking oil. It was on its way to Pete Diddy's house.
• 3:50
  Testecleese: No, you that one didn't hit home
• 3:52
  Testecleese: alright.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: He got called. How many a thousand bottles of baby oil.
• 3:57
  Brian McFadden: A 100,000 bottles of baby.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: 100,000 Jesus Christ.
• 4:00
  Brian McFadden: He was ready for the zombie apocalypse.
• 4:03
  Testecleese: He was like filling his freaking, swimming pool with that shit, and having girls wrestle in it, or something with that. Many bottles, you know.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: or little boys who knows what he was doing over there.
• 4:13
  Testecleese: Anyway?
• 4:15
  Testecleese: This next story that comes out of Massachusetts.
• 4:18
  Testecleese: It could have been in the follow up
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  Testecleese: what
• 4:21
  Testecleese: I want to highlight something from Massachusetts for at least a little while.
• 4:25
  Testecleese: Remember that water tower when the guy had the projection of like.
• 4:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: 24.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: Well, they they gave a cease and desist order and find him a hundred bucks a day. Apparently the dude told him to fuck themselves and kept doing it. And now he's put up a punisher skull with trump hair up on the water tower, since he's won.
• 4:46
  Brian McFadden: That's awesome.
• 4:48
  Testecleese: I peed. Oh, my God! I almost peed in my pants. I laughed so odd when I saw it, and it's in Hanson, Massachusetts.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: The the red.in mass is on the south shore, and Hanson is like 2 times over from where I just came from, when I where I grew up.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: And I just laughed my balls off. I was like, Oh, my God! This dude just told them all to fuck themselves. They're like, oh, look at that! We went fuck you, too.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: all right, all right.
• 5:16
  Testecleese: before we get into what everyone's waiting for.
• 5:19
  Testecleese: because you and I know we want to discuss this election.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, did you see that? The desert in Saudi Arabia snowed for the 1st time in recorded history.
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw it.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: That's wild dude, I mean. It didn't last long, but.
• 5:36
  Brian McFadden: Global warming.
• 5:38
  Brian McFadden: climate change.
• 5:40
  Testecleese: I mean, shit happens sometimes. All you need is the humidity and it to be cold enough, and it's going to freeze and fall out of the sky.
• 5:50
  Testecleese: what a desert is! Technically anything that receives less than an inch of rainfall a year!
• 5:57
  Testecleese: The Antarctic, I believe, is a desert, too.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Maybe the Arctic one of them. One of them doesn't snow, the other one does.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: And you shared this one of the
• 6:08
  Testecleese: the brilliant geniuses living in New York City.
• 6:12
  Brian McFadden: Is this gonna be a tiktok thing.
• 6:15
  Testecleese: Maybe, and you know what I bet it's a fuck of a rush.
• 6:17
  Testecleese: They call it subway surfing, apparently.
• 6:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because people climb up on top of the subways
• 6:23
  Brian McFadden: and try to ride them.
• 6:25
  Testecleese: This just sounds like you're begging to get killed.
• 6:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, this latest person
• 6:30
  Brian McFadden: lost an arm and a leg.
• 6:32
  Brian McFadden: They're still alive.
• 6:34
  Testecleese: She fell off the train and got hit by another train, going the other way.
• 6:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 6:43
  Brian McFadden: Good health.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: So marilyns.
• 6:45
  Brian McFadden: You should have held on better.
• 6:50
  Testecleese: I don't want to say you deserve it. But like the
• 6:52
  Testecleese: you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes, you know. Yeah.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: like the most extreme thing like that I've ever done is I've written on the like, go to my buddy's car when he went like 15 miles an hour, and I was shitting my pants, you know.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: Oh, Yup!
• 7:08
  Testecleese: Dude! Out of the water! On the Australian beach emerged an Emperor Penguin, recently.
• 7:14
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 7:16
  Testecleese: It's like 2,200 miles north of where these things live.
• 7:20
  Testecleese: and there's a whole bunch of theories of how it got there, and why
• 7:24
  Testecleese: but they're taking care of the penguin. They intend to release it to the the back end of the Antarctic.
• 7:29
  Testecleese: I thought that was nuts at all.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: Emperor Penguin shows up in Australia
• 7:34
  Testecleese: like could you imagine being to the beach be like? What the
• 7:36
  Testecleese: what the hell was that thing
• 7:40
  Testecleese: right.
• 7:41
  Testecleese: Alright, alright on to the
• 7:43
  Testecleese: some of this election stuff, I suppose.
• 7:46
  Testecleese: Did you see this kid on TV kind of went viral online
• 7:50
  Testecleese: for saying that he voted for Harris because his girlfriend told him to.
• 7:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I was hoping to see a whole bunch of those videos. I really was.
• 7:59
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they're out there.
• 8:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean the the Kamala. Harris was making a video about that. You know.
• 8:05
  Brian McFadden: they had a campaign video about
• 8:08
  Brian McFadden: how the women were winking at each other when they went into the boot. Great.
• 8:13
  Testecleese: That that was saying that you should lie to your husband.
• 8:16
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: I mean, that's what they were pushing in that campaign was like, lie to your spouse about who you're voting for. You know what you. Your views on life are, you know you shouldn't have that out in the open with the person you marry.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: Unprotected.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: What's the word? I'm looking for promiscuity.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: you know, and free money to everyone except for American citizens.
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: It's like, I, okay, if that's what you're going for, you know.
• 8:43
  Testecleese: and Orange ran bad. But I can only go so far.
• 8:47
  Brian McFadden: 8 years.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Well, really?
• 8:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, ever since he got out, you know. Orange man, bad. Yeah.
• 8:54
  Testecleese: She was not as soon as he got decided
• 8:57
  Testecleese: poisoned the 1st time.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: and we've brought this up a lot, because it seems like they've been shitting on Christians.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: and in particular Catholicism. And
• 9:08
  Testecleese: really the only reason why the Catholics
• 9:11
  Testecleese: are
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  Testecleese: singled out from Christianity is because they're more. They're known as a little more orthodox.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: and for whatever reason they are the symbol.
• 9:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, your own leader. You got your own leader, the Pope
• 9:24
  Brian McFadden: in the Vatican, which isn't even a country.
• 9:26
  Testecleese: The Pope is not a leader. The Pope is more like the the Cmc.
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: Okay. So he's like the highest enlisted
• 9:35
  Testecleese: human.
• 9:36
  Testecleese: And then you get into divinity, and he's the liaison between.
• 9:42
  Testecleese: But the Catholic Church was used to depict Christianity in everything.
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  Testecleese: the stained glass windows, the crucifix with the cross of Christ on it.
• 9:52
  Testecleese: the collars on the priests.
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  Testecleese: all that stuff which you don't see in
• 9:57
  Testecleese: you might get one.
• 9:59
  Testecleese: They use a lot of the traditions that only Catholics use all of them. Basically, you know what I mean.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: like, how many churches do you see with stained glass windows? That's not a Catholic church.
• 10:10
  Brian McFadden: Not that many.
• 10:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe.
• 10:12
  Brian McFadden: They're out there.
• 10:13
  Testecleese: They are out there. Actually, I saw a Methodist church today with stained glass. I was like, Oh.
• 10:17
  Testecleese: I wonder if that used to be a Catholic church.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: not a lot of Catholicism here.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: But yeah. So the the Catholic voter base
• 10:27
  Testecleese: actually
• 10:28
  Testecleese: made an impact because they all almost switched to vote for Trump.
• 10:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:34
  Testecleese: Especially after the Pope said, pick the lesser of 2 evils, and no, abortions are not
• 10:39
  Testecleese: okay. Abortions are nevertheless of 2 evils. Okay?
• 10:47
  Testecleese: all right, hey? Remember how we were talking about that fema stuff going on after hurricane, was it? Milton?
• 10:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:55
  Brian McFadden: got it?
• 10:56
  Testecleese: Well, apparently the director, or whatever.
• 10:58
  Testecleese: Someone who was in charge of something
• 11:00
  Testecleese: told people not to
• 11:03
  Testecleese: help the homes of people. Trump signs.
• 11:06
  Brian McFadden: Because, she said people with trump sides could afford didn't need help. They could afford their own repairs.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: And the thing is she wasn't even. It's not even like I'm in a group of a handful of people that I trust.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: She put this out on like
• 11:22
  Testecleese: an an agent, are commonly used like a chat group. You know.
• 11:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 11:28
  Testecleese: So it's like anyone who says, Oh, wow! That's incredibly inappropriate. You could easily just pull that out of out and show it to people.
• 11:35
  Testecleese: and apparently there are.
• 11:37
  Testecleese: This person has been relieved.
• 11:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're no longer with me.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 11:44
  Testecleese: that sounds like it should be criminal charges. Man.
• 11:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, it still will be.
• 11:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, you're abusing
• 11:52
  Testecleese: the authority of the United States Government
• 11:56
  Testecleese: because of your petty vendettas. That's that's ridiculous.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: Got it?
• 12:01
  Testecleese: And Guapo shared this, the 3rd assassination attempt on trump
• 12:06
  Testecleese: this is actually about the guy a while ago that had the the Iranian guy who was putting out a million dollar bounty for trump.
• 12:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:14
  Testecleese: Well, he's being charged.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: What the problem is, we?
• 12:19
  Testecleese: So what he's in Iran.
• 12:22
  Brian McFadden: Right like.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: Good Buddy.
• 12:23
  Brian McFadden: We're going to leave our catches.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. Good luck having a trial. Right?
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: They'll have a trial. But.
• 12:29
  Testecleese: He's not an American citizen.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: but I don't know.
• 12:32
  Brian McFadden: Album.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: Oh, no, I'm saying, are they just gonna blow them up?
• 12:38
  Testecleese: Or are they hoping that someone takes them up on that offer before January 20.th
• 12:45
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 12:47
  Testecleese: good! So this was the biggest victory I have seen in the Presidential election in my entire life. I believe.
• 12:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think yeah, I think it was even more than Reagan when he won the second term.
• 13:00
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, I'll say Reagan won 49 states. That's ridiculous.
• 13:04
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: I don't know how many got second term, honestly.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: but yeah, Trump, it was a blowout.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. He took every swing state. He flipped Michigan.
• 13:19
  Testecleese: He flipped another state, too, didn't he?
• 13:23
  Testecleese: And this isn't just trump the Presidency. This is senators, and I believe.
• 13:27
  Brian McFadden: Well also, not the New Jersey within. With 5 points he flipped Michigan.
• 13:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:35
  Brian McFadden: a lot of the big Democrat States.
• 13:38
  Brian McFadden: He closed the gap on.
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: You know the they almost went the other way. But.
• 13:44
  Testecleese: And every demographic. Except for white women, he had more votes in than is typically expected.
• 13:51
  Brian McFadden: What about black women?
• 13:53
  Testecleese: More black women voted for trump than normally voted for Republican.
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Only white women didn't vote trump more than they usually do.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: Which would explain the
• 14:07
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 14:08
  Testecleese: I don't know what the numbers are now. But for a while there was sitting at about a 5 million vote difference of trump winning the majority vote
• 14:15
  Testecleese: plus the.
• 14:16
  Brian McFadden: It looks like he's going to win the popular vote.
• 14:20
  Testecleese: Almost certainly at this point.
• 14:22
  Brian McFadden: And
• 14:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if it will.
• 14:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently Biden got 81 million more votes than
• 14:32
  Brian McFadden: Kamala did, so they're missing boats.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: Well Trump got
• 14:37
  Testecleese: Biden got 81 million.
• 14:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, they just didn't vote. They refused to vote for trump and didn't want to vote for Harris.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: That's what I think happened. Anyway.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: there's not missing. There's not missing votes.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: and I just don't.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: I still don't understand why they have to transport these things
• 14:58
  Testecleese: like, oh, a box of ballots showed up. It's like, why can't this shit be counted on site?
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Why not just use a scantron like everyone else? I mean, Florida had their votes counted, and in within.
• 15:12
  Brian McFadden: They're still voting
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: are still counting California.
• 15:16
  Testecleese: That's ridiculous. Wow!
• 15:18
  Brian McFadden: And Arizona still hasn't
• 15:20
  Brian McFadden: called their their senatorial race because they're.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: They did today. I think.
• 15:25
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 15:26
  Testecleese: They did.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez! I thought it was in here.
• 15:29
  Testecleese: San Francisco. No moderate Republic. Oh, yeah, no, Nebraska. I'm sorry they're projecting the Republicans gonna win Nebraska
• 15:38
  Testecleese: swing seat.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Anyway. My bad, I thought I thought that happened today. It was a different
• 15:43
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 15:45
  Brian McFadden: Sometime next week I'm with you when I was growing up when I it, you know.
• 15:51
  Brian McFadden: 30 years ago we knew who was gonna be the President a hell of a lot faster
• 15:58
  Brian McFadden: in any election than they do now we've actually
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: got. When we got more technology, more advanced. It seems like
• 16:07
  Brian McFadden: some States can't do it anymore.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: I mean. Florida had their vote tallied and turned in 2 h after closing polls.
• 16:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:17
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's why doesn't
• 16:21
  Testecleese: one of these states.
• 16:23
  Testecleese: California? Go, hey, Florida, what are you guys doing? That's so efficient, you know.
• 16:28
  Brian McFadden: That's not gonna happen.
• 16:30
  Testecleese: No, and I want to say
• 16:33
  Testecleese: on. At 3 o'clock in the morning
• 16:38
  Testecleese: I pretty much said, Okay, I'm pretty sure Trump won this one it.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: even though we're.
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: That's about when he got out and made his speech, isn't it?
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: without at the back of my head. I was like
• 16:51
  Testecleese: the Democrats took this too easily in terms of the the party itself.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: Harris was very cordial and very good.
• 17:01
  Testecleese: said, don't go out there and cause shit like we're gonna.
• 17:04
  Brian McFadden: No longer a Nazi, now.
• 17:06
  Testecleese: I know I love that if Hitler literally, Hitler just took office, but I know big deal. Don't don't panic.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: And Biden had the biggest smile on his face I have seen in years on Biden's face when he's like
• 17:17
  Testecleese: trump won.
• 17:18
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't lose.
• 17:22
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 17:23
  Testecleese: yeah.
• 17:24
  Testecleese: like, we're saying, it looked like for a while that Biden might have been trying to tank Harris after what they are Democrats did to him.
• 17:31
  Brian McFadden: I think he was.
• 17:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I mean, you put a mega hat on Trump 2020. I thought it was hilarious.
• 17:41
  Testecleese: but Trump even flipped a county in Texas.
• 17:44
  Testecleese: That's majority. Hispanic
• 17:46
  Testecleese: Republican hasn't voted Republican in a hundred years.
• 17:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: And he did it with a 76 point swing.
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: To you.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: Because all these citizens down there don't want to be overrun with a bunch of illegal migrants.
• 18:00
  Brian McFadden: I just hope.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: It through. Hmm!
• 18:02
  Brian McFadden: I just hope the Republican party can learn from some of Trump's ideas, and
• 18:07
  Brian McFadden: continue these these gains in outreach to the different demographics.
• 18:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you don't want to make it look like you're the Democrat party doing it, either, because
• 18:19
  Testecleese: the Democrats, like we're gonna give black business.
• 18:22
  Brian McFadden: No, no, yeah. Yeah. I know.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Interest. Free loans.
• 18:26
  Testecleese: yeah.
• 18:27
  Brian McFadden: And free weed, because we know you need the weed.
• 18:30
  Testecleese: Yes, look! That's still a black drug.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: I thought.
• 18:34
  Brian McFadden: Everybody drove.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: I thought, Yeah, I thought everyone was using weed. Now.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: it's legal.
• 18:39
  Brian McFadden: I've heard of Kamala.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, she'll keep you past your term for marijuana possession.
• 18:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, you saw where Tim Walls, Home County
• 18:48
  Brian McFadden: did not pick Harrison himself for
• 18:52
  Brian McFadden: President.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, he didn't even take his own accounting, which
• 18:57
  Testecleese: they actually know the guy. So you know.
• 19:01
  Testecleese: obviously, they didn't want to vote for him. His own family was like, no, he's a no, he's a mess.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: It's funny, because since this happened, since trump won
• 19:12
  Testecleese: course up.
• 19:13
  Testecleese: damn commercial shows up and blocks the exact thing I need to see.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: There we go. Trump's historic comeback victory leads to a staggering 1,514% surge in Americans looking to move abroad.
• 19:28
  Brian McFadden: They're looking. That doesn't mean they're gonna do it.
• 19:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they did this last time. They threatened this every single time.
• 19:36
  Testecleese: 1st of all, where are you? Gonna go.
• 19:39
  Brian McFadden: California.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: California's not a different country.
• 19:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Canada!
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Do you know that Canada has immigration laws? They won't let you just move across their border and and live off of their welfare system?
• 19:53
  Brian McFadden: They should smuggle, smuggling themselves in.
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. So they they want to commit a crime. Apparently
• 19:59
  Testecleese: it's like these folks don't realize you can't just go move into someone else's country.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: This paperwork is processes for this stuff.
• 20:09
  Testecleese: so exactly what's happening here doesn't happen.
• 20:13
  Testecleese: And they they say this every time they never do. I'm still waiting for Bette Midler to leave. Apparently she's threatening to drink Graino. Now
• 20:21
  Testecleese: hurry, stuff.
• 20:22
  Brian McFadden: Right direction.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Let's live stream that shit right
• 20:27
  Testecleese: alright.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! But yeah, I was like, Go ahead like.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: shit, or get off the pot when it comes to this I'm I'm leaving the country thing. You know what I mean.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: And now, apparently, the women are protesting, Trump's win.
• 20:40
  Testecleese: By.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: The only ones.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Well, they're doing it by abstaining from having sex with them
• 20:47
  Testecleese: like, well, if we can't have abortions, we just won't have sex anymore with random dudes at the bar, and I'm like dude.
• 20:52
  Brian McFadden: More abortions now than there was before. The decision was surrendered.
• 20:57
  Testecleese: Not even that, though I was like this argument that they're making sounds like it was written by a Republican, a conservative Republican at that it's like, how about you? Just don't fuck random dudes, and you won't need an abortion.
• 21:09
  Testecleese: I thought it was hilarious like. It's not hard to abstain like. Then why haven't you been?
• 21:17
  Testecleese: I don't know what to tell you, man.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: if if he.
• 21:22
  Testecleese: if you're so worried about not being able to have your abortion that you're not going to have sex. 1st of all, there's other forms of birth control to include abstinence.
• 21:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, do they know how this all works
• 21:36
  Testecleese: are we having this giant like Giardia, not Giardia gonorrhea, and like syphilis, outbreak at the same time? If all these people get knocked up and needing abortions all the time. Because I'm assuming if
• 21:46
  Testecleese: impregnation is happening, we're getting more Vd being spread around
• 21:51
  Testecleese: because you may have a loaded gun. But that doesn't mean you're gonna hit the target every shot you take. You know what I mean.
• 21:58
  Testecleese: just saying that you don't pop baby out every time you have sex. You know what I mean?
• 22:02
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Almost every time you have unprotected sex with a
• 22:06
  Testecleese: gonorrhea. The other person's gonna get it, you know.
• 22:10
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 22:11
  Testecleese: Remember in high school. Once we had this girl.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: She came to school with this nasty pink eye one day, then she was gone, for like 4 days.
• 22:19
  Testecleese: Turns out she got gonorrhea in her eyes.
• 22:22
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 22:23
  Testecleese: We all just
• 22:25
  Testecleese: me and my buddies all fell out of our chairs, laughing when we found out what happened.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: And this other guy was like, how did you get gonorrhea in your eyes? And I was like he glued her eyes shut.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 22:41
  Testecleese: but yeah, like that. That spreads more. That's more likely to spread than impregnation.
• 22:47
  Testecleese: So
• 22:49
  Testecleese: like I said, it sounds like a Republican, like a conservative Republican at that
• 22:53
  Testecleese: made these talking points.
• 22:57
  Testecleese: He's like more power to you ladies show yourself some respect, you know.
• 23:02
  Testecleese: Don't let those random, predatory dudes that you're always worried about. Don't let them have sex with you.
• 23:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Brian McFadden: All you gotta do.
• 23:11
  Testecleese: All right. Cheney had something to say, do you? I
• 23:14
  Testecleese: I stopped listening to this woman
• 23:17
  Testecleese: years ago, when her father shot a dude in the face. I stopped listening to anything his entire family had to say.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: Do you know which crap she had to say.
• 23:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: That's unfortunate. I think we shared this article too.
• 23:32
  Brian McFadden: I did. But that doesn't mean I actually read the whole thing because Liz Cheney.
• 23:37
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, apparently nobody trusts what she has to say.
• 23:42
  Testecleese: No, R.
• 23:44
  Testecleese: I haven't trusted what she's been saying for a long time.
• 23:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, she's on the bad wing, too. Here. What? She said. Our nation's democratic system functioned last night, and we have a new President-elect. All Americans are bound, whether they like the outcome or not, to accept the results of our elections. We now have a special responsibility to citizens of the great nation of honor to do blah blah blah.
• 24:13
  Brian McFadden: So she's given the peace and tranquillity message, too.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: This is the 1st time I've ever seen this out of the the dems, losing
• 24:24
  Testecleese: not sure what to make of it. Don't really trust it. But do they have another ace up their sleeve?
• 24:30
  Testecleese: Or are they just worried that if there's
• 24:33
  Testecleese: tons of contest about it, and riding the street that they'll be completely blown up and exposed.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, I am so glad that we're able to do this show tonight because the grid didn't go down.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Why would it go down? Because.
• 24:50
  Brian McFadden: And
• 24:51
  Brian McFadden: Dan Bungino and a bunch of people were saying that was gonna happen after elections.
• 24:57
  Testecleese: I don't know why it would go down after the election.
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: Riots.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Well.
• 25:04
  Testecleese: that shouldn't. That shouldn't shut power off everywhere. Well, maybe where you are
• 25:08
  Testecleese: sorry.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: I got a whole house generator and 800 gallons of propane for just such an emergency.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: plus again, the middle of nowhere thing really wouldn't affect me much.
• 25:23
  Testecleese: Typically, speaking.
• 25:25
  Brian McFadden: You can't get any more propane.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Through all, it depends on how. Yeah. At a certain point, typically speaking, the powers back up and running
• 25:33
  Testecleese: within a day or 2.
• 25:35
  Brian McFadden: That's not how it looks on Zombieland.
• 25:39
  Testecleese: That's where I sit in my house with my shotgun.
• 25:43
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Apparently the Us. Embassy in London got spray painted and defaced after trump won this election, because, you know.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: we give a shit what the English think about our the way we run ourselves right.
• 25:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Didn't we kick their asses in 2 wars.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: and then bail their asses out of 2 more whores? After that.
• 26:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 26:06
  Testecleese: All right.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: Settle down. Fellas.
• 26:09
  Testecleese: Don't make Daddy take his belt off all right.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 26:16
  Brian McFadden: Barely.
• 26:17
  Brian McFadden: Here's a meme on Facebook, says Beyonce and other musician artists plan to stop performing in the Red States.
• 26:25
  Brian McFadden: So they're only gonna be 4 few places.
• 26:29
  Testecleese: They're going to.
• 26:31
  Testecleese: There's no way, because there's no way they're gonna give up on all that money.
• 26:34
  Brian McFadden: Exactly what
• 26:37
  Brian McFadden: people.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: I understand.
• 26:38
  Brian McFadden: Red people, like music, too.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: Newsweek. Yeah.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: I actually, I typically trust Newsweek. Sometimes it's more biased than I like. But I typically trust what Newsweek is putting out.
• 26:51
  Testecleese: because even when I know that the author hates to write the story, they'll still write
• 26:55
  Testecleese: like that's not really what happened, you know.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: yes, it might.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're not going to perform Jesus Christ. Take a lesson from Michael Jordan. And it happened again. He was accused of endorsing a candidate. He's like Nope.
• 27:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: Michael Jordan's like. Nope. I'm not going to get involved because Republicans buy sneakers, too.
• 27:19
  Testecleese: and you know Jennifer Aniston Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ?
• 27:27
  Testecleese: No?
• 27:29
  Testecleese: Well, I didn't realize Kelsey. Grammar
• 27:33
  Testecleese: supported trump.
• 27:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I knew that. Yeah.
• 27:37
  Testecleese: Look at that. I had no idea
• 27:39
  Testecleese: he's he's a funny guy.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: I don't care what anyone says. That show was it called Fraser.
• 27:46
  Brian McFadden: There's a.
• 27:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Brian McFadden: He's got a show on paramount plus new Fraser.
• 27:52
  Testecleese: Oh, I have not seen that. I wonder if it's any good.
• 27:54
  Brian McFadden: It's alright, not the original.
• 27:57
  Testecleese: Trying to revive. That was weird because it was a spin out from cheers, anyway, right.
• 28:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Testecleese: Because he's.
• 28:03
  Brian McFadden: He's back in Boston now, after being in.
• 28:06
  Brian McFadden: but on the West Coast forever.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: The West Coast.
• 28:10
  Testecleese: and well, Boston's just as liberal.
• 28:14
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I'm glad I'm out of there before everything went down.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: but I'm telling you. If I was there I would have driven by to seen that water tower. I would have taken pictures of it, you know.
• 28:25
  Brian McFadden: Elizabeth Warren's doing big things.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: What's she doing now.
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I don't remember. It's in here someplace.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Brian McFadden: Trying to like, tie it in with everybody's favorite Senator of Massachusetts.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: She won again.
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: That might have been it. Yeah.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: A 3rd term she won. No, she oh, she's talking about stuff that needs to get done right now before
• 28:46
  Testecleese: Trump gets in office.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: We cinch all this stuff down, you know. Make it trump proof.
• 28:52
  Brian McFadden: I heard the House of Representatives isn't reconvening
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: that much until after January. Now.
• 29:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, well.
• 29:01
  Brian McFadden: Minimize how much stuff can be done.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: I say
• 29:06
  Testecleese: in a way to be to humble the the rest of the nation, the nation that won
• 29:11
  Testecleese: to not get their heads too high up in the sky. They should do a lot of the stuff that Democrats have wanted for all these years. They should go ahead.
• 29:19
  Brian McFadden: Get rid of the filibuster.
• 29:20
  Testecleese: Get rid of the filibuster. Pack the Supreme Court with 4 more judges.
• 29:25
  Testecleese: so maybe Trump would get to put 6 in because Scalia and Johnson. Oh, not Johnson!
• 29:30
  Testecleese: Who's the robber?
• 29:32
  Brian McFadden: Thompson, Thomas.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe maybe it wasn't promise.
• 29:36
  Testecleese: There's 2, 2 of them that might be ready to retire if they can be replaced.
• 29:40
  Brian McFadden: I think if they're smart they do retire.
• 29:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, let let him
• 29:45
  Testecleese: get
• 29:46
  Testecleese: It was.
• 29:47
  Brian McFadden: There's rumors that Sotomayor may go before
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: Biden is gone.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: For that exact reason.
• 29:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Brian McFadden: But I wouldn't. It's but if the Republicans do like they did last time with Merrick Garland it won't matter, so it's too late now.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: Darwin's bones.
• 30:08
  Testecleese: You think he's gonna be in a lot of trouble when it all gets
• 30:11
  Testecleese: when it all comes out after the fact.
• 30:14
  Brian McFadden: I heard. We're coming after fauci, too, with Rfk.
• 30:19
  Testecleese: Well over the vaccine, and we made up the social distancing thing. We made up all this other stuff.
• 30:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:25
  Testecleese: Garland. Remember, he was found to be a
• 30:29
  Testecleese: he was held in contempt of Congress.
• 30:33
  Testecleese: so.
• 30:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's only good for the Congress that put it out. So this will be a new Congress.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: Really, I didn't realize that I thought you could still enforce
• 30:42
  Brian McFadden: Serve the penalty for it.
• 30:44
  Brian McFadden: Once the Congress changes
• 30:47
  Brian McFadden: every 2 years that that contempt of Congress is gone.
• 30:52
  Testecleese: So he'll never serve his 4 months. The 4 months that Bannon and Navarro did
• 30:56
  Testecleese: for the same charge.
• 30:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 31:02
  Testecleese: hmm.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: yeah, perfectly fair legal system. We have a whole section of legal, though, when we when we get to that.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: apparently Jimmy Kim was saying something to Melania about everyone's moving to Canada.
• 31:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: Jimmy Kimmel, man, that guy!
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Did you see him fucking cry.
• 31:25
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm sure I could find the video on online.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: He's listen. However, these people lost these people was, he goes, oh, Allies, Ukraine, I'm like Dude Ukraine is where you shed a tear, not to the American citizen.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: And I love how everyone's talking about the democracy. They voted against democracy.
• 31:44
  Brian McFadden: Not a democracy. We don't have a democracy.
• 31:47
  Testecleese: Even if we did go to Democracies, Trump still would have won because he got more votes.
• 31:52
  Testecleese: That's what democracy is. Meanwhile the Democrats installed their candidate without a primary process.
• 31:58
  Testecleese: No one even got a chance to pick the candidate. They're talking about democracy.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: I don't think they know what the word means.
• 32:05
  Brian McFadden: I really believe that
• 32:08
  Brian McFadden: that
• 32:09
  Brian McFadden: Biden set Kamal up for failure. I think he did everything he could without coming right out and saying it. You know.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Jewel.
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: That's a red dress.
• 32:19
  Testecleese: A vote.
• 32:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Testecleese: That's awesome, isn't it?
• 32:24
  Brian McFadden: since typically red's, the color that is
• 32:27
  Brian McFadden: unofficially attached to republicans.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, red and blue.
• 32:31
  Testecleese: The blue party, the red party.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: You know the colors used to be reversed.
• 32:37
  Testecleese: Really.
• 32:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 32:42
  Testecleese: Did not know that. Maybe that was when the party switch happened. They just changed the color of ties they wore.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I think you're right, though I think Biden did that on purpose. He was.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: He was upset with what they did to him.
• 33:02
  Testecleese: yeah, and basically was like fuck you. It was like, and now we can say he was the only person to ever beat trump in an election.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: Which is a.
• 33:10
  Brian McFadden: So you didn't.
• 33:11
  Testecleese: No.
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: Grumpy. There.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 33:14
  Brian McFadden: He didn't lose either.
• 33:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you're right. And you did 2 of them. 2 of the others did lose the drum.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: yeah. Cardi B is one of these? Is she one of the ones that won't do music somewhere else? Now.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: No, that was me.
• 33:30
  Brian McFadden: They're all gonna keep doing music across the country because they want the ticket sales.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: She
• 33:39
  Testecleese: had basically a
• 33:42
  Testecleese: Cardi B, basically threatened a bunch. But basically threatened like the Republican party, or or the people that were trolling. Her
• 33:49
  Testecleese: comment. Section on X.
• 33:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: She basically is like, I need attention. But don't.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: Don't say anything. Leave me alone. It's like.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: so they just ripped her apart for like for all this shit. And
• 34:01
  Testecleese: she's a
• 34:03
  Testecleese: doing what these guys do when they lose, like they don't realize that they're
• 34:08
  Testecleese: they don't. These millionaires and billionaires.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: I have no idea what real life is.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: I mean, yeah, what? Just for shits and giggles, Brian. Let's go back and forth.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: I'll name our billionaire that supported the Democrats. You name a billionaire that supported the Republicans.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: And yes, you're allowed to use trump. Okay.
• 34:27
  Brian McFadden: Elon, musk.
• 34:29
  Testecleese: Okay, well, that's 2. So that means I have to come up with 2.
• 34:32
  Testecleese: We got Mark Cuban.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: who owns was it the sun.
• 34:37
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't own anymore.
• 34:38
  Testecleese: Oh, he sold his basketball team, is, and.
• 34:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Mavericks, Dallas, Mavericks.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Mavericks, mavericks. Yeah. And he's 1 of the shark tank guys.
• 34:45
  Brian McFadden: He used to be. I don't think he's on there anymore.
• 34:48
  Testecleese: He was last season, and Taylor Swift.
• 34:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: So that's that's you. Can you name 1 1 another one that represents the Republican party or sides with
• 34:59
  Testecleese: Mr. Wonderful, also from Shark tank
• 35:02
  Testecleese: supported trump in this.
• 35:03
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's true. Yeah.
• 35:05
  Testecleese: Well, now you got beyonce jay z
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Warren buffett.
• 35:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Alright! You!
• 35:11
  Brian McFadden: Everybody, everybody else in the world.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, Zuckerberg is officially libertarian now, but I think that was oh, fuck! I'm caught.
• 35:19
  Brian McFadden: Kelsey, Grammer.
• 35:20
  Testecleese: That was Kelsey Graham is a billionaire.
• 35:23
  Brian McFadden: No, probably not.
• 35:27
  Testecleese: Right. I can go down. Listen, keep listening up billionaires that were on Harris's side, and then.
• 35:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: And we'll get into that a little bit. But they they had no.
• 35:35
  Testecleese: they had no idea legitimately what was going on in the the economy.
• 35:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: And now Bette Midler saying she's gonna go ahead and drink a bottle of traino to fix this problem.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: you throw.
• 35:49
  Brian McFadden: How's that gonna fix the problem?
• 35:51
  Testecleese: I don't have to listen to bullshit anymore.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: It's too bad she used to do good music back in the day.
• 35:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, 1st of all, do you understand? You understand that drinking bleach
• 36:03
  Testecleese: not just will kill you, but it's going to be incredibly painful. Right?
• 36:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gonna burn. It's gonna burn the inside.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: Gonna burn you from the inside out until you die.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: He's like, so I
• 36:18
  Testecleese: what kind, how? What kind of protest is this? You're gonna do it. Go ahead and light on fire. It's 1,600 Pennsylvania Avenue. You know what I mean.
• 36:26
  Testecleese: It's correct.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: Instead of I'm gonna die a horrible, slow, painful death by myself, with.
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's a good statement to me. I like cats. I'm a crazy cat. Lady.
• 36:45
  Testecleese: Burning on the inside.
• 36:49
  Testecleese: I'm sorry I'm trying to type in. I like cats.
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:52
  Brian McFadden: I got it
• 36:55
  Brian McFadden: correct.
• 36:57
  Testecleese: Anyone.
• 36:58
  Brian McFadden: God.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: Possible show titles. When we're done, we do the titling after the fact and find a thumbnail to go with it.
• 37:05
  Brian McFadden: We've learned that it's a whole lot easier to do this as the shows going on.
• 37:11
  Testecleese: No, that's what I want. I want a picture of Bett Midler.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Down on the ground, vomit everywhere, with a bottle of Drano in her hand, with Boogie Woogie Bugle boy playing in the background.
• 37:23
  Testecleese: and 14 cats circling her.
• 37:28
  Brian McFadden: That'd be fine.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: Well she really showed us.
• 37:33
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 37:36
  Testecleese: Alright we brought this up right away when it was
• 37:40
  Testecleese: knew. That Caitlin Clark, I think, is her last name, the basket Wnba, basketball player.
• 37:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:47
  Testecleese: Kind of stop talking about because we
• 37:49
  Testecleese: let's be honest here. We don't give a shit about women's basketball right like neither one of us.
• 37:53
  Brian McFadden: She actually had when when her team came to play, they had to move some of these games into different stadiums, because so many people want to see her play.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: Yes, that's that's cool.
• 38:05
  Brian McFadden: She pretty much put women the Wnba back on the map, you know.
• 38:11
  Testecleese: Well, has been talking a ton of shit
• 38:15
  Testecleese: ton of shit about Clark.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: and after this trump win.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Apparently she got put in her place
• 38:25
  Testecleese: by like everyone on social media that like
• 38:28
  Testecleese: trump winning the majority vote.
• 38:31
  Testecleese: hey? Definitely, the
• 38:33
  Testecleese: electoral vote.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: a lot of people realized.
• 38:36
  Testecleese: hey, I'm not actually outnumbered. Here. I'm I'm not the the jerk that this person's the asshole, you know.
• 38:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:43
  Testecleese: And got blasted for everything from like painting on
• 38:49
  Testecleese: dresses and going out to the club.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: and then saying, Oh, I just know they were checking my ass out. It was like you had half of it hanging out of your clothes, and you jiggled it for them. Of course they looked at it, you know.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: I don't know this. At some point. You have to take some accountability for your actions. You can't.
• 39:11
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's doing it, though.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, but you can't wear a dress that comes halfway down your behind.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: Bend over in front of someone, and shake your ass back and forth, or up and down.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: and then get upset, that he had a look at it. It's like, what was he supposed to put his hand up like if the fucking son doesn't want to burn his eyes. How about you? Don't put your ass in his face.
• 39:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 39:33
  Testecleese: Jeez thou? She
• 39:35
  Testecleese: her biggest issue, I think, and you know I'm no psychologist
• 39:40
  Testecleese: is that she's fairly new. She's got more money than usual.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: and she's blowing it. She's going to the the party scene, the club scene. She's doing all like I'm a celebrity thing.
• 39:51
  Testecleese: And she actually did a video talking about, you know, finances.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: And it's funny because she goes. Oh, I pay how much for it! What the hell
• 39:59
  Testecleese: she goes shoot! I live way above my means. It's like Jesus Christ, lady, like, how much do you think you make as a Wnba player a year.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: probably as much as a construction worker, right.
• 40:10
  Brian McFadden: Probably less.
• 40:12
  Brian McFadden: They make 30 to $50,000 a year. I'd be surprised.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: Oh, see, I was like in anywhere from like 60 to like
• 40:19
  Testecleese: 100 and 120 depending, but I don't know how many.
• 40:23
  Brian McFadden: Money seems on the high side. I might go up to 60.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right.
• 40:27
  Testecleese: Good.
• 40:28
  Testecleese: I what does Nba pay? Honestly, I don't know. I know what baseball is ridiculous.
• 40:33
  Brian McFadden: Well, their base is a lot higher than that, even
• 40:37
  Brian McFadden: you know, the starting salary is probably a hundred 1,000.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably
• 40:42
  Testecleese: I don't know enough about
• 40:45
  Testecleese: how much professional athletes get paid, except when it comes to baseball, because there's no salary cap.
• 40:49
  Testecleese: There's no amount of money you're allowed to spend to recruit talent per team.
• 40:53
  Brian McFadden: That's why the Yankees keep on winning.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's yeah. Damn Yankees was about that.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: host! Watch selfless voters. Oh.
• 41:08
  Testecleese: oh, I clicked in the wrong one.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Whatever
• 41:11
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ I keep clicking on the wrong stuff here.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: We can't put pride aside. I don't remember what this article is about.
• 41:22
  Testecleese: It keeps loading up this Caitlin Clark article, though, so I probably screwed up somewhere.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: Oh, well.
• 41:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Testecleese: Apparently
• 41:31
  Testecleese: Jon Stewart lost his shit
• 41:33
  Testecleese: on. On TV. Well.
• 41:37
  Testecleese: I disagree with Jon Stewart a lot.
• 41:42
  Testecleese: but historically he's been pretty funny. And on some major issues he's actually made a lot of sense.
• 41:47
  Brian McFadden: Like.
• 41:49
  Testecleese: Ju just recently, when this whole Puerto Rico's floating island of garbage thing came up. He's like I thought it was funny, you know.
• 41:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:57
  Testecleese: But apparently he lost his mind when
• 42:00
  Testecleese: cursing and cursing
• 42:02
  Testecleese: Maggie hat.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: You have to realize, though, if you've lost the vote and the popular vote
• 42:08
  Testecleese: throwing a tamper tantrum.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: But.
• 42:11
  Brian McFadden: Anywhere.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: Not only is it not? Gonna get you anywhere? It's it's telling everyone who's on the other side. They make definitely made the right call
• 42:20
  Testecleese: it's up.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 42:23
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! There's so much stuff with the view! Obviously these.
• 42:28
  Brian McFadden: Was the show gonna stay on the air.
• 42:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, that rumor comes up every couple of years.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: But, Sonny Austin said, a bunch of stupid stuff
• 42:38
  Testecleese: talking down to women
• 42:40
  Testecleese: talking down to trump voters.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: They got into a giant shouting match.
• 42:47
  Testecleese: and I can't remember the one woman's name, the one who's allegedly supposedly Republican.
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: Joy, bayhar.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: No. Haynes.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: Something.
• 42:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know who that is. So.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't even know she's a regular. I don't watch the show now.
• 43:02
  Testecleese: or at all
• 43:05
  Testecleese: honest.
• 43:06
  Brian McFadden: Watch, this show.
• 43:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes. But she basically is like, you keep saying uneducated.
• 43:11
  Testecleese: And she goes, well, that's what it says. Here, it's like.
• 43:14
  Testecleese: so you're saying.
• 43:15
  Brian McFadden: You read the topic.
• 43:16
  Testecleese: Doesn't have government credentials saying that they're intelligent.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: You, you do realize it's like she's even brought up like, look what's going on college campuses right now. They're canceling classes because Trump won.
• 43:28
  Testecleese: You got people rioting
• 43:30
  Testecleese: at Columbia University? Because what's happening in in Palestine.
• 43:36
  Testecleese: These guys have no idea what's going on. They accrue
• 43:41
  Testecleese: 60 $80,000 in debt, maybe a hundred $1,000 in debt. They're never going to be able to pay back.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: What
• 43:48
  Testecleese: if you didn't do that. You're not smart.
• 43:51
  Testecleese: I don't know, Buddy. I'm
• 43:54
  Testecleese: I'm retired. I spend time with my children at 42 years old.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: I drink some Beers. I play some games. I watch some TV. I I go
• 44:05
  Testecleese: hunting, fishing, hiking.
• 44:08
  Testecleese: You still owe $50,000
• 44:11
  Testecleese: and don't know how you're gonna do it.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: I don't know anyone any money. And I you know it's like, maybe I'm not the
• 44:18
  Testecleese: maybe I'm not the dumb one here, you know.
• 44:21
  Testecleese: which isn't necessary, which isn't 100, because I do have some college education. But it had nothing to do with
• 44:26
  Testecleese: me, investing the right way.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: That was just for me
• 44:31
  Testecleese: from us actually doing this and go, man, maybe I should get in on the stock. Maybe I should get in on that, because this is gonna happen.
• 44:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Testecleese: Which I did invest more money as soon as I thought Trump was definitely winning.
• 44:44
  Testecleese: You're gonna win. I went, invested money in a bunch of different stuff.
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: Cool.
• 44:50
  Testecleese: We know that's good. It's actually already up from where it was.
• 44:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then Joy Behar.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: she said she wouldn't even let a Maga supporter, give her the heimlich.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: You don't have a choice.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: Well, see, that's the issue we're having now is people in some States there's no good Samaritan law, and you'll get sued for breaking their rib when you gave them the Heimlich maneuver.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: And oh, my God, you will! You'd rather die than someone you disagree with politically. Save your life!
• 45:22
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 45:23
  Testecleese: And you're gonna say, how toxic these other people are.
• 45:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:28
  Testecleese: What really gets me is your
• 45:30
  Testecleese: quote, Maga supporter. By that I think they mean anyone who voted for Trump.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much. Yeah.
• 45:38
  Testecleese: Many, many of them are not republican. They just refuse to another 4 years of what's going on right now.
• 45:46
  Brian McFadden: I would agree with that.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: If if these folks that do see trump as a problem, trump's not the problem, trump is a symptom
• 45:53
  Testecleese: or even a possible solution to the problem
• 45:56
  Testecleese: because shit's gonna hit the fan. Sooner or later. The Us. Dollar is going to take a giant dump because it's backed by nothing right now.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: No gold, no silver, no oil.
• 46:07
  Testecleese: It's not. It's not gonna be that reserve currency long, because there's no oil behind it.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: And what do we? What do we export that the world buys.
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: Nope, what do we make here? John Deere?
• 46:22
  Testecleese: No.
• 46:22
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore. They're moving.
• 46:27
  Testecleese: That's my point right there. We don't. We are not. We don't produce anything, and we have no value behind our dollar.
• 46:34
  Testecleese: It's going to take a dump because people are like, why do these guys how are they living like this? And it's all gonna fall apart because no one's gonna want the Us dollar anymore at some point
• 46:44
  Testecleese: which, by the way, dollar is inflate, is deflating
• 46:48
  Testecleese: right now, but not the same way as like inflation, declaration.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: gold and silver
• 46:55
  Testecleese: is dropping in price right now.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: since trump trump won.
• 47:00
  Testecleese: and
• 47:03
  Testecleese: what happened?
• 47:04
  Testecleese: The view and their years of
• 47:07
  Testecleese: what happened.
• 47:10
  Brian McFadden: Kellyanne Conway is thanking the view for
• 47:14
  Brian McFadden: all the free publicity they gave Donald trump.
• 47:18
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: Anyone who's not an idiot
• 47:21
  Testecleese: can see that this guy is not literally Hitler, I mean
• 47:25
  Testecleese: Whoopi Goldberg still won't say the guy's name.
• 47:30
  Testecleese: Come on.
• 47:32
  Testecleese: She has no problem saying Hitler, though no.
• 47:34
  Brian McFadden: Not at all. And she said other words, too. That shouldn't be said.
• 47:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Testecleese: more than once.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, was it? Cbs, yeah.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: Starting up a morning show. 700 million dollars with Owens, Candace, Owens, and Megan Kelly to do a show similar to the view.
• 47:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:57
  Testecleese: I don't think it'll work
• 47:59
  Testecleese: because
• 48:00
  Testecleese: people that voted trump this time
• 48:03
  Testecleese: don't walk in lockstep
• 48:07
  Testecleese: people that voted Harris typically do.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: And you know you'll get into a discussion about. We'll just bring up abortion, for example, because it's an easy one.
• 48:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, Megan Kelly's had several different shows so long.
• 48:19
  Testecleese: Well, she's been doing something on her own online for a while now, right since.
• 48:22
  Brian McFadden: So I think she's got a pretty good following, and that's what they're and Candace Owen has their own following, too. It's just a matter of whether how the 2 gel together on TV, and how many of their following will continue to watch them on
• 48:35
  Brian McFadden: that show together.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: It may turn out to be fairly successful.
• 48:40
  Testecleese: It might. But it's not gonna be like the view, especially. There's only 2 of them. It's not.
• 48:44
  Brian McFadden: No, it's gonna be like the view is. There's not a cackle of women on there.
• 48:49
  Testecleese: Well, Candace Owens lost a job
• 48:52
  Testecleese: allegedly has nothing to do with it at the Daily Wire, apparently has nothing to do with her. Taking the other side of the Israel conflict.
• 49:00
  Testecleese: After that her contract did not get renewed.
• 49:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:04
  Testecleese: Working with Ben Shapiro and Jeremy Bourne.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Alright, Chris Matthews! I know this name.
• 49:11
  Brian McFadden: He used to be on Fox
• 49:14
  Brian McFadden: had the Sunday show on Fox until
• 49:18
  Brian McFadden: he said he couldn't stand Fox's politics anymore, and
• 49:23
  Brian McFadden: left.
• 49:24
  Brian McFadden: He went to Cnn. To be have his own show on Cnn. Plus.
• 49:29
  Testecleese: Well, apparently he went and told the Democrats a new one for their border policy.
• 49:36
  Brian McFadden: Border policy.
• 49:37
  Testecleese: Exactly. Well, basically, like, you guys, double triple quadrupled down on this stuff.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Everyone told you this is a bad idea. And you called everyone racist because of it.
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: And and Harris was given so many chances to
• 49:53
  Brian McFadden: differentiate herself and her views from Biden. But she kept saying, No, no, no, I'd make.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: I wouldn't choose.
• 49:59
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't change anything that he did.
• 50:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: Joe Scarborough.
• 50:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Testecleese: it's called Morning Joe. Right.
• 50:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, he blamed the identity politics
• 50:21
  Testecleese: for why people voted for Trump. Because, basically, he's saying, everyone's afraid of getting canceled.
• 50:28
  Testecleese: This is all stuff they told us wasn't happening.
• 50:30
  Testecleese: and now they're trying to set the the party straight to unfuck themselves.
• 50:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: He's like. So you're admitting to all the crap that we you were accused of by half the country.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: It's that whole. It's not happening. Okay, it is happening, but only a little. You know what it's happening. And it's a good thing.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: And apparently he was talking the other day I saw this this video clip of it. It was hilarious.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: What?
• 50:55
  Testecleese: yeah, let me see if I can't queue this up and actually play the video audio.
• 51:00
  Testecleese: He was talking about how this guy was pretty sure that trump was gonna win. I think that's the right commercial.
• 51:07
  Testecleese: Oh, right? Video.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, because I have no idea. Yeah, probably is now because it wants a commercial.
• 51:15
  Testecleese: But he said, this guy said it was the economy, and he was getting pissed off about. You know how much everything cost.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: he says. Butter is like 3 50 a pound.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: and
• 51:27
  Testecleese: Joe. Well, here we go. Let me get the
• 51:29
  Testecleese: to Sharon's own
• 51:30
  Testecleese: Joe basically didn't agree with the logic.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: and he gets corrected.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: And you're gonna laugh at who corrected them.
• 51:39
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez! And of course it's muted, too.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: Trump did better in New York and
• 51:44
  Testecleese: areas around New York that that probably contributed a good deal to it. I want to talk about economy for a second. A few weeks ago, 3 weeks ago, somebody who was going to be voting for Kamala Harris came up to me and said, Oh, my God! Trump's going to win! I go! Why is that he goes? I just. I went to the grocery store
• 52:04
  Testecleese: door.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: Butter's over $3. I kind of laughed, and I said.
• 52:08
  Testecleese: I said.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: well, that's kind of reductive, isn't it? Said it to myself to him. I smiled, and I said, good point.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: but it actually well, everything we're hearing after the election is the 7. What's that?
• 52:24
  Testecleese: The $7? What's that?
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Butter is $7. Yeah.
• 52:30
  Testecleese: what is it framed in gold?
• 52:32
  Testecleese: Okay? And that's the point. Is his wife.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: probably just a shopping Vika.
• 52:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: $7.
• 52:40
  Testecleese: He's like, what
• 52:41
  Testecleese: says it's $7. Because for butter. What is it framed in gold?
• 52:46
  Testecleese: That right there is. Why you lost this election.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're out of touch with reality.
• 52:50
  Testecleese: You have no idea what I'm doing. It must be made of gold. That's everyone else is complaining about. And you keep telling them it's not happening.
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 52:58
  Brian McFadden: yeah.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: It's like, actually, the economy's doing. Great. He's like, have you gone grocery shopping, Buddy?
• 53:02
  Brian McFadden: No, you have not.
• 53:05
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 53:09
  Testecleese: And you know I don't. I don't do the grocery shopping myself.
• 53:13
  Testecleese: but I do
• 53:14
  Testecleese: go through the budget.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 53:17
  Brian McFadden: -
• 53:18
  Testecleese: I see how much is coming in going out.
• 53:23
  Testecleese: The wife does the shopping, but she also is better at making lists and keeping them than I,
• 53:29
  Testecleese: and she'll get pissed if I pick up the wrong ground beef.
• 53:33
  Testecleese: She was like extra lean, which.
• 53:36
  Testecleese: alright, I don't mind.
• 53:38
  Testecleese: You need a little.
• 53:39
  Brian McFadden: Bit of fat in it to make it taste better.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: Well, and you need fat in your diet.
• 53:47
  Testecleese: It's it's actually like the Keto diet is is mostly fats and
• 53:53
  Testecleese: proteins!
• 53:55
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: I have no idea what the
• 54:00
  Testecleese: okay, anyway. Move us on, Brian. I'm trying to.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: There we go. There we go.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: all right. Oh, the Guardian.
• 54:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Testecleese: The Guardian. Yeah, they're obviously very upset
• 54:13
  Testecleese: about what happened.
• 54:15
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's upset.
• 54:17
  Testecleese: And they're offering
• 54:20
  Testecleese: basically free counseling like a shoulder to cry on at work
• 54:25
  Testecleese: for the love of God. Does this stuff happen? When did this stuff happen when Harris Biden won.
• 54:32
  Brian McFadden: No, not like this.
• 54:34
  Brian McFadden: And then you got Harvard professors that are canceling classes because students feel the blues.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, Andrew.
• 54:41
  Brian McFadden: When.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: And Ohio state.
• 54:45
  Testecleese: I mean
• 54:47
  Testecleese: oh, my God.
• 54:48
  Brian McFadden: What kind of people, what kind of adults are we raising these days.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: And that's exactly that exactly. The point is, this is what's happening to them is school is telling them this is so terrible. You can go home and just not worry about anything and just cry for a day. I'm like
• 55:03
  Testecleese: Dude. It's not like your mom died, and you're taking a day off of work.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: you you lost a political election.
• 55:11
  Testecleese: I mean, I was upset when Biden won, but I wasn't gonna like I did not go to work the next day. Ed. You know what I mean.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Alright! What's up with this mean thing?
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna play it. I'm working on it.
• 55:24
  Testecleese: Alright. You have some kind of, I mean, therefore I am. I guess that's the account.
• 55:28
  Brian McFadden: You're going to love it. You're going to love it. I heard on the clan box show it was so good they played it 2 days in a row.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: To remind you to go get it.
• 55:39
  Testecleese: Are you sharing there? We go
• 55:42
  Testecleese: in on almost 5 Pm. Eastern time, and I've been tracking everything that's been going on across the country today, and my most important encounter was when I went out to get my champagne. I was talking to the guy in the store, of course, asking him did he vote? And he said he did early voting, and he asked me if I early voted, and he asked me, you know
• 56:10
  Testecleese: why I was getting the champagne, and I said, because I was going to be toasting madam President, tonight, and he just looked at me with kind of like a smirk on his face, and I said, You know she's she's going to win this right, and he says, Oh, well, it's very, very close, and I said, No, it's not.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: says, Well, what do you mean? I said. No, it's not. The women of America
• 56:30
  Testecleese: are making their voices heard
• 56:32
  Testecleese: reproductive rights is what it all comes down to, and the women are voting in numbers relative to men that are unbelievable. She's won this, and I said to him, she's going to take every one of the swing States, plus oh, plus Iowa.
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: He said, oh, but the numbers are so close, I said, I'm a political analyst. I'm telling you right now. She's taking this election. I said to him, you realize, and he didn't tell me who he voted for. But of course I knew. And I said, you do realize you wasted your vote right.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: I walked out with my bottle of champagne and happily walked home.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: I bet she got blasted in the comments over that one. Huh!
• 57:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 57:20
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 57:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:22
  Testecleese: That's
• 57:24
  Testecleese: that. Lets you know that she
• 57:25
  Testecleese: didn't actually read any of the actual information coming out.
• 57:29
  Brian McFadden: She's a political analyst.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: We had no point in the entire night with Kamala Harris, leaving.
• 57:35
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: not once, no.
• 57:38
  Testecleese: Not once on either either actual electoral vote which matters or the popular vote.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: She was never leaving.
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: 0.
• 57:48
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, yeah! And as soon as trump gets a
• 57:54
  Testecleese: Nope.
• 57:54
  Brian McFadden: Called to congratulate him.
• 57:57
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: Trying to get.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: Little.
• 58:03
  Brian McFadden: Trying to keep the money train rolling.
• 58:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see how this goes. Peace through strength.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Meanwhile Biden is rushing to give more money and assistance to Ukraine.
• 58:16
  Testecleese: Not sure what's gonna happen with Trump in office.
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Biden's doing that. Yep.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: And Hamas is asking to end the war now with Israel, since Trump was elected.
• 58:30
  Testecleese: and the Iran. Yeah. And the Irani currency is
• 58:35
  Testecleese: plummeting in value. It's worthless. Basically, no one wants to accept it for anything.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: But there's putting a million dollars on somebody to assassinate trump.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: Well.
• 58:46
  Testecleese: a million dollars versus weapons to fight Israel.
• 58:50
  Testecleese: you know.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: and this they put out that a million dollars before their currency took a dump.
• 58:58
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, it's
• 59:01
  Testecleese: Trump's gonna take office, and all the problems he has to fix
• 59:04
  Testecleese: are already going to be solved because they don't want to deal with Trump.
• 59:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:08
  Testecleese: And I cannot wait to hear the spin on it, too, when, like it all just stops.
• 59:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, actually, it's funny that
• 59:16
  Testecleese: Biden Biden Admin is expecting a surge on the border.
• 59:21
  Brian McFadden: There's a new caravan coming that way.
• 59:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's already half the size it was than it was before the election. People are turning around like, no, I'm just gonna get sent back home, I might die on my way there. It's not worth the risk.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: They're not going to give me free place to live and free food.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness,
• 59:44
  Testecleese: yeah! And what do you think is gonna happen all these criminal cases against trump.
• 59:48
  Brian McFadden: Most of them are going to disappear and never be seen again. Jack Smith has said he's withdrawn all his cases, and he's going to retire from the Doj.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: Is that an attempt to not go to prison.
• 1:00:04
  Brian McFadden: No, he's not going to pray, though.
• 1:00:06
  Testecleese: Why, if you
• 1:00:09
  Testecleese: you said it, not destroy his records, how's that? Because
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: I mean, the dude's boned. I really think he's in.
• 1:00:16
  Testecleese: Nothing's really gonna happen to him. You're like.
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: Trump's not a typical Republican, but the Republican party never has any balls.
• 1:00:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:00:23
  Testecleese: They never. They never follow through on anything. It's like.
• 1:00:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why he's getting out now, because Trump already said, and he does believe, trump on this thing, that the 1st thing Trump's going to do when he gets in office fire. Jack Smith.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: Well and
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: no, the one in New York. There was it Martian
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: March End? Whatever was.
• 1:00:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Testecleese: The judge
• 1:00:46
  Testecleese: now he's not.
• 1:00:47
  Brian McFadden: Like he's gonna get probation for that
• 1:00:50
  Brian McFadden: state probation, and he'll just have to do his probation.
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: Oh, I I read somewhere that he was talking about dropping the charges altogether
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: in this
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: appeal. In this appeal
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: I knew I should have shared it over here. Maybe I heard it somewhere and didn't. Didn't look it up
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: normally. If I looked it up I would have shared it here.
• 1:01:14
  Testecleese: and what now they're talking about putting Letitia James in prison.
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: She just got reelected.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: Vinci.
• 1:01:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: She's the one who's in a ton of trouble, because, like her boyfriend was involved in
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: the trump rico case. And she's in
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: yeah. And she got a whole bunch of trouble in like different cases with that rapper right.
• 1:01:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: And then they go reelect her.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Yep, alright!
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: What's your name?
• 1:01:43
  Brian McFadden: What kind of people are voting in her district or her county? Whatever.
• 1:01:49
  Testecleese: Well, let's be honest here. Most people that go out and vote
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: don't
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: have any idea what they're voting for.
• 1:01:55
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: They. They know they, the President, that they want. They only vote every 4 years. They don't realize that there are midterm elections. They realize there are local elections right? And they get on the ticket, and they find all the D's or all the r's, and so and do that bubble. And you know it.
• 1:02:09
  Brian McFadden: Are the I know. I talked on the show.
• 1:02:13
  Brian McFadden: I meant to bring it up in the local section, but we had a new constitutional amendment on the ballot this year.
• 1:02:19
  Brian McFadden: and it did approve by like 96%. So.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: And this was about a veteran disability, or something like that.
• 1:02:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for we're widows to get the same benefits as somebody that's 100 disabled.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: Alright, so I get my.
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: Their spouse is killed in action on active duty, they get the benefits that he would have got in the State of Virginia that offered what they offer.
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: Virginia office State. See? That's awesome. That means Virginia is gonna reach into their pocket and pay out.
• 1:02:51
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: Instead, and because no one was going to.
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: They get like free college educations for their kids, and if you do it in state school, you get passes
• 1:03:04
  Brian McFadden: free license to go to any State
• 1:03:09
  Brian McFadden: park, State campground that kind of thing for free.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: and you get a free fishing license.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: It passed that overwhelmingly.
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Testecleese: Wow! That lets you know that, like everyone agreed with that. That's awesome.
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, even the people that you disagree with almost a hundred percent of the times like, yeah, no.
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: Now, this is a good one.
• 1:03:32
  Brian McFadden: And I went through some of the I dug down on that a little bit, and
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: in the bigger cities where you know, the Dems have control. The numbers were a little bit higher, but it was even still like
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: overwhelming. You know there.
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: And.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: That.
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:03:52
  Brian McFadden: That they vote.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: Democrats love to spend money. They don't
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: put a lot of thought into where it comes from.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: And it's funny because the Republican party
• 1:04:01
  Testecleese: spends a ton of money, too, but your average Republican voter is not a big fan of spending all of this money.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:04:08
  Brian McFadden: Here, where
• 1:04:10
  Brian McFadden: Kamala Harris's proposition
• 1:04:14
  Brian McFadden: in California went down in flames.
• 1:04:18
  Brian McFadden: Because she's the one that brought in, you could, you know.
• 1:04:21
  Brian McFadden: steal up to a thousand dollars policy, and the and nothing would happen to you.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, out, in California.
• 1:04:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, the voters of California got so fed up with it, they actually are going to make some shoplifting and drug effects as felonies. Again.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: especially the shoplifting. I know that sounds crazy instead of drug dealing.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: but the shoplifting means businesses are going to leave
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: like you have, you just have.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: Have a steal for it.
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: They have been exactly. They've been fleeing the area
• 1:04:56
  Testecleese: and then fast food started leaving because they put a giant minimum wage on fast food workers. Yep.
• 1:05:02
  Brian McFadden: Like 20 bucks an hour.
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: and they roll out. Now, all of a sudden, you can't go shopping. You can't go get a cheeseburger.
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: No fuck. What are you guys doing?
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: And that's the problem is that these guys pass these things not thinking 12 min in the future. They're thinking my kid's not going to go to jail for
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: stealing a pack of gum. Now they weren't before, either. Motherfucker, you're gonna come in as the dad.
• 1:05:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, what?
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: 3 bucks on the counter, pay for the pack of gum. Take your kid home and punish them yourself.
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: Right. That's how it should be done.
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And well, that's that's your 5 year 12 year old, your 15 year old, a 17 year old isn't getting arrested for stealing a pack of gum.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Then you don't pass a law that says you can sell to a thousand dollars worth of stuff so obviously going to like best. Buy right.
• 1:05:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: Let's just keep stealing playstations every day. I'll steal a playstation. Nothing they can do about it. I'll sell them online to someone on the east coast or in the middle of the country.
• 1:05:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I saw that. And I thought it was hilarious.
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: think.
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: never think in the future. Don't realize what's going on.
• 1:06:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:06:08
  Testecleese: They hear they hear what they the politicians want to call it.
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: like what happened to Florida. The Don't say Gay Bill.
• 1:06:16
  Brian McFadden: But it was. That's never what the good bill was about. We talked about that over and over and over again on the show.
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: Exactly, but they kept calling it that. So people accepted it as oh, they just hate gay people in school. It's like, no, they don't want you teaching their 4 year olds
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: about sex at all.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: I don't care if it's between a man and a woman or a dude and a dude. Don't teach my 4 year old about sex.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: and that was like, Oh, that they just hate gay people. It's like, No, no!
• 1:06:43
  Testecleese: But again that goes out nationwide. Everyone hears it.
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: nobody sits down and actually reads the damn thing. No one ever reads this stuff, and that
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: is what bothers me about. How easy it is to vote.
• 1:06:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, you should get a say, but for real, if you're gonna cast a vote that might affect how this country runs and operates. Maybe you should at least look this stuff up before you cast your vote.
• 1:07:06
  Testecleese: I didn't vote on a handful of offers available this last go around.
• 1:07:11
  Testecleese: and I didn't vote the same party on the entire ticket.
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: And I think it's a real problem that other people don't do that like, you know. I mean, I almost always split the ticket when I vote. It's not necessarily Democrat Republican. I tend to vote libertarian a lot.
• 1:07:28
  Brian McFadden: I'll be. I pretty much vote Republican all the way down.
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised by that.
• 1:07:35
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised by that.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: Sometimes I like libertarians, ideas better.
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: Back in the day. I like the Democrats a lot more than I do now.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: I know. I doubt the Dow Jones.
• 1:07:50
  Testecleese: Is it 44,000 for the 1st time in its history.
• 1:07:56
  Testecleese: since Trump has won
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: the market. Just had the best week it's had all year.
• 1:08:04
  Testecleese: and then right back to Cal. Hey, look at that! People are making money awesome, awesome.
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: Once again Kell Moy says, Well, how do we take a piece of that.
• 1:08:13
  Brian McFadden: They figured out a way.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: They? They added a fee to gasoline and Diesel, motherfucker, don't you already have a gas tax.
• 1:08:21
  Brian McFadden: They have some of the highest gas taxes in the country.
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: What are they doing with that gas tax.
• 1:08:29
  Brian McFadden: Bending it.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: I don't know you, but most states I'm pretty sure Virginia to the gas tax goes like, maintain the roads and the.
• 1:08:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, that doesn't work in California anymore. Everybody's driving Evs and hybrids. They don't use that much gas.
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: Now you're gonna add a 50 cent a gallon
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: tax on gasoline and Diesel
• 1:08:53
  Testecleese: have a ton of fun paying for groceries when they're getting trucked in with Diesel trucks to get 12 miles a gallon.
• 1:08:59
  Brian McFadden: I mean.
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: That is.
• 1:09:01
  Brian McFadden: Last time I knew California's
• 1:09:03
  Brian McFadden: price of gas was over 6 bucks a gallon, add another 50 cents to it.
• 1:09:10
  Testecleese: $2, 98 cents here.
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: We're under that. We're. I'm at 2, 75. That's why I paid today.
• 1:09:17
  Testecleese: Pretty sure it's statewide, because I think West Virginia has some kind of control on gasoline, because it's
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: everywhere I go. It's the same like
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: you can't even look across the street the other gas station and see the one the 2 cent difference. You know what I mean.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: And you know, you
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: great! I don't have tons of gas stations everywhere. I don't.
• 1:09:37
  Testecleese: Actually, I don't think, since I've been in the state of. Been at a gas station, looked across the street and see another gas station
• 1:09:43
  Testecleese: that was all over the place in Massachusetts, especially at highway off ramps.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's the same price everywhere I've been and graded. I've only been to like 5 or 6 counties
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: on top of the one I live in
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: today. Actually, I went to 2 new counties. I've never been to to go pick up a dresser.
• 1:10:04
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: And it's like 60 bucks got a dresser. I would have paid out
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: 200 for I thought I was gonna drive it out
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: an hour and back, you know, yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: Alright. So once again, the
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: economy is repairing itself. As soon as trump gets elected, California says, says F. You, we're gonna take that money from you.
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, Kamala Harris, the woman that they were bragging about how much money she raised.
• 1:10:29
  Brian McFadden: and her 100 days in her presidential campaign. Apparently she's 20 million dollars in debt, and a lot of their campaign workers haven't been paid recently.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: Well, her campaign is in debt, not her
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: right. You make your
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: Llc. Yes.
• 1:10:45
  Testecleese: you create a business. So if something goes wrong, you don't go bankrupt because of it, you know.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's talking about all the people that haven't been paid.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Well, not gonna either. I mean, maybe she should have used that some of that money she used to
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: pay for the summer of love protests.
• 1:11:05
  Testecleese: Maybe she should have used some of that to pay her campaign.
• 1:11:09
  Testecleese: You remember that? Right? She had a a Gofundme whatever, and she was giving money.
• 1:11:13
  Brian McFadden: The Blm. Movement for them to get out of jail bail.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Oh, did you get arrested for lighting a building on fire? We'll pay your legal costs. What? By the way, that's.
• 1:11:25
  Brian McFadden: And what's hilarious is, you know, 4 years later
• 1:11:30
  Brian McFadden: people from the Blm movement are voting for trump.
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: That was, I left my butt off when we read that article. How like.
• 1:11:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh! This!
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: Woman's crazy.
• 1:11:43
  Testecleese: and this they're all still getting arrested that were running the Blm movement.
• 1:11:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because it was a big like Ponzi scheme, you know.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they all had 20 million dollar houses that were running the thing. But
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: like, Well, what do you do for I run blms like, wasn't that money supposed to go to the cause? Yeah, that's me. My butt.
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: I'm the guys.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: My my quality of life matters.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out, man! Apparently the FDA is pulling a bunch of
• 1:12:16
  Testecleese: medication off the shelves, and it's.
• 1:12:18
  Brian McFadden: Call it ineffective.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Well, it's common stuff, too.
• 1:12:26
  Testecleese: like theraflu sudafed dayquil nyquil robitussin, mucinex.
• 1:12:31
  Brian McFadden: They're getting ready.
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: I will.
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: Well, hold on for certain. It's a certain ingredient that they're saying is worthless, so that.
• 1:12:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: These companies may just take it out
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: because it's
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: been used as a nasal decongestant.
• 1:12:47
  Testecleese: And they're saying, This does not work. You cannot advertise it as a nasal decongestant. You cannot use this drug anymore.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: So a lot of it's
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: phenyloprine.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: maybe some of these companies will just take it out of their medication
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: cause like like, for example, like I, said, Nyquil.
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: that's not just for decongestion.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: One. It knocks you out so you can sleep.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: and you know you know what I mean.
• 1:13:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: Which helps you get well.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: but it also suppresses cough and all that other stuff.
• 1:13:25
  Testecleese: They're just not allowed to say that this particular thing in it. Deco
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: gets rid of the mucus in your sinus cavity.
• 1:13:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Testecleese: On on the thing about research here. And I'm assuming this is medical research. But I don't know. I couldn't find what they're being used for
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: South Carolina had an incident.
• 1:13:45
  Brian McFadden: Covid Covid news, pandemic coming our way.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Monkey, pox, dude.
• 1:13:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: part, due.
• 1:13:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. Monkey pox. 2 point. Oh.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: yeah. 40 monkeys escaped a research center in South Carolina.
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: And real all I've been able to find what the authorities are putting out is, do not approach. These animals, do not attempt to capture them. Do not interact with them. Go inside your house to stay away from it.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: I'm like.
• 1:14:15
  Testecleese: were they testing like lipstick to find out if it was gonna cause a rash? Were they pumping these things full of weird drugs to see what it did to them.
• 1:14:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:24
  Testecleese: Interactions.
• 1:14:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: Were they testing rabies? Vaccinations?
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: I I don't know. Like, for all we know, there's 40 rabid monkeys running around waiting to bite people, you know.
• 1:14:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: This sounds. I'm pretty sure I read this book
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: when they spread Ebola, or something right.
• 1:14:47
  Brian McFadden: Ball monkeys.
• 1:14:48
  Testecleese: Outbreak. Okay, I was thinking, like, outbreak. But 12. There's a whole bunch of movies.
• 1:14:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there is. Monkeys are fairly common thing that are for people to use, to spread everything.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, apparently birds are the best way to do it
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: or not. Even necessarily. Birds flying things, because bats apparently do it too.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: Dear God!
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: Chicken pox! Or was it the chicken flu is what they call it? Right.
• 1:15:15
  Brian McFadden: Maybe bird, flu.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, bird food. I know there's a chicken one besides chicken talks, too, but
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: but there's something that you got from chickens besides salmonella.
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: Susie Wiles. Apparently she ran the trump campaign for a while. Couple of years.
• 1:15:30
  Brian McFadden: Did, and she's currently she's been credited with running his most organized and on Point campaign.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: And he she will be the 1st ever
• 1:15:42
  Brian McFadden: female White House, chief of staff.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: Oh, so great, so beautiful
• 1:15:47
  Testecleese: are the Democrats cheering for the for this.
• 1:15:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:15:52
  Testecleese: Why not? This is historic first.st And, by the way.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: let's bring this up before we fucking gloss over it and forget it altogether.
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: Donald Trump is grower. Cleveland, 2.0 yep.
• 1:16:04
  Brian McFadden: The only other President ever since. Grover Cleveland
• 1:16:08
  Brian McFadden: did not get reelected, and then turn around and run for reelection down the road and get elected.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: Okay. You said that the hard way.
• 1:16:16
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: Trump is only the second person to ever serve or be elected to
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: non-consecutive terms.
• 1:16:27
  Brian McFadden: That's still pretty complicated way to say it.
• 1:16:30
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:16:30
  Testecleese: I'm just saying I use fewer words. But all right, all right.
• 1:16:33
  Brian McFadden: You did use your words, I'll give you that.
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: Who? Who's London breed? I I guess he was of the Mayor.
• 1:16:41
  Brian McFadden: It was the mayor of he or she, whoever it is, I don't know which one
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: is the Mayor of San Francisco Mayor
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: that got beat by a 1st time public office Canada
• 1:16:55
  Brian McFadden: person who never held public office before.
• 1:16:58
  Brian McFadden: and their record was so piss poor in London because everybody doesn't like their poop maps anymore. Apparently
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: the app must not be getting updated rapidly enough for people to avoid the poop.
• 1:17:10
  Brian McFadden: So this person got elected as mayor has never held public office before.
• 1:17:16
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: it's funny. You say the poop app thing because, like I got frustrated
• 1:17:22
  Testecleese: and gave up on tracking the gas prices.
• 1:17:25
  Testecleese: even though it gave me a slight discount on gasoline. At the end of the month.
• 1:17:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I did one of those for a while, and I was like, this is just I don't care enough to save
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: 2 cents a gallon at the end of the month. If I report enough gas prices.
• 1:17:40
  Brian McFadden: Upside, or something like that, or get.
• 1:17:43
  Testecleese: I think it was called.
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: think it's called gas app, or something like that, but there's a bunch of them.
• 1:17:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Testecleese: Well, you can go in there and find what the cheapest gas was, because there's other people
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: contributing, you know.
• 1:17:54
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. So you go to the cheaper gas, and you put the price in, too.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: That bothered me, and that was actually putting money stopped me from spending a little bit of money.
• 1:18:04
  Testecleese: This I do. I wanna open up an app and go. Someone took a shit here. Someone.
• 1:18:09
  Brian McFadden: No, but your husband don't want step and shit.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: That's the thing. Why do you need to have an app on your phone to not step in human waste?
• 1:18:23
  Brian McFadden: Because the Human Waste Patrol doesn't have enough people to keep up with people pooping on the streets.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: Okay
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: the fact that you need a human waste patrol.
• 1:18:37
  Testecleese: Let you know that they're doing something wrong here.
• 1:18:40
  Brian McFadden: It's me! It's
• 1:18:42
  Brian McFadden: there you go.
• 1:18:44
  Brian McFadden: It would cost.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: You would save money instead of paying a human waste patrol to pick up the human shit on the side of the road. If you put in a Porta potty every 3 blocks.
• 1:18:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: And then at the end of the week come and swap it out with an empty one and then clean this one out.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: No, no. Instead, we're gonna let you take a dump on the side of the road or on the alley beside this bar.
• 1:19:08
  Testecleese: and someone's gonna come and clean it up when you're done.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: And we actually talked about this in particular once, because remember that Dude wiped his butt with like a Ukrainian flag or something.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: and he got. He got arrested and charged
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: for wiping his butt with the flag, not the taking a dump in the sidewalk.
• 1:19:26
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: Oh, apparently you could burn the American flag, but you can't wipe your ass with the Ukrainian flag.
• 1:19:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. - sounds bad for you.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: Seems crazy to me.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: Oh, fantastic!
• 1:19:40
  Brian McFadden: I know this is.
• 1:19:43
  Testecleese: Guy, but I like his name.
• 1:19:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I mean, this is basically.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if they remember this House or Senate, but I think it was the Senate when it gave control of the Senate instead of 50. I think we're gonna have 53, or 54 seats Republicans in the Senate.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Yes, and looks like we're gonna get. Yeah. Say, we.
• 1:20:04
  Brian McFadden: It looks like my house is gonna go, concert, stay, remain conservative, but it's gonna be a very slim
• 1:20:11
  Brian McFadden: margin again.
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: Yet.
• 1:20:14
  Testecleese: And so that's
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: that's gonna give them a significant amount of power for about 18 months.
• 1:20:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But without this the fill, the 60 to overcome the filibuster.
• 1:20:27
  Brian McFadden: a lot of laws will still have a problem getting passed.
• 1:20:32
  Brian McFadden: but trump's always focused on the judiciary.
• 1:20:37
  Brian McFadden: When he was often
• 1:20:41
  Brian McFadden: so.
• 1:20:42
  Brian McFadden: More judges he gets in.
• 1:20:45
  Brian McFadden: and Supreme Court justice as he gets in the better off the country will be for the long run.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: At least according to the Republican party, and
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: I do think Trump is more modern than most people, giving him credit for
• 1:21:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, he used to be a Democrat.
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: Well, he was the 1st President to take office supporting same-sex marriage
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: with Obama.
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: I believe that I I believe that marriage between a man, a man and a woman.
• 1:21:17
  Brian McFadden: Until Biden, until until Biden changed his ideas.
• 1:21:22
  Brian McFadden: His Vice President screwed him over.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not sure what I think of
• 1:21:32
  Testecleese: all of that
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: in one way or the other. Honestly.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: yeah, you do get it
• 1:21:39
  Testecleese: a bit of a tax break if you can, if you know how to file taxes
• 1:21:43
  Testecleese: and do do things the correct way, or that you do save some money being married.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: But that's assuming also that something weird isn't happening with the other person.
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: But in general I don't think the Government should be involved in marriage at all.
• 1:21:58
  Testecleese: I consider marriage to be a religious, slash, spiritual thing.
• 1:22:03
  Brian McFadden: And that's why it used to be civil unions and marriages, but.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: I don't know if you want to.
• 1:22:09
  Brian McFadden: With our civil unions, though.
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: You know, though.
• 1:22:13
  Testecleese: if you want to be married and
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: okay, the Catholic Church won't do it, but the Church of Satan will do it.
• 1:22:19
  Testecleese: Go ahead. I don't care. You know what I mean
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: if you want to use that word so bad.
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: Like I said, I just I don't know where I stand on this
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: and lying with a man is abominable, or as he would lie with a woman, is abominable, according to what
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: is it, Leviticus.
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: Maybe it's Deuteronomy.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: It's been so long since I've read the Old Testament.
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: But I'm not Jesus, nor am I God.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna pass judgment on these folks.
• 1:22:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:22:57
  Testecleese: Fox News apparently did an analysis on how Trump won the White House.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: Anyone who votes for him know why voted for him knows why he won.
• 1:23:08
  Testecleese: It's
• 1:23:09
  Testecleese: you you took our. They took our money away. They told us we were stupid for thinking our money was gone.
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: and then.
• 1:23:16
  Brian McFadden: Economy is so much worse now than when Trump was in office.
• 1:23:19
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's what I meant by took our money, and then they went and gave it to other people instead of us.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: that they're funding every war on the planet.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: Both sides of some of these wars, which is nuts
• 1:23:33
  Testecleese: all while calling the people. You're taking the money from
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: sexist and racist
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: like. I mean.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: how many times can you kick a dude in the balls before? He says, you know I'm not coming over anymore.
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: No, there you go, the Arizona thing. Apparently there's a half 1 million uncounted ballots still in Arizona.
• 1:23:54
  Brian McFadden: And that was, I put that article. That article was published today.
• 1:23:58
  Brian McFadden: How many days after the election.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Gotcha. For some reason I thought that was saying it was done.
• 1:24:04
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:24:05
  Brian McFadden: they're still counting.
• 1:24:09
  Brian McFadden: They need a better system.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you could hand count them faster again, like, I don't understand what's what's going on here.
• 1:24:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: Anything else you want to talk about?
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: What happened? With that, Senator? Did Kane win or hung Kyle.
• 1:24:29
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: That's too bad. I was really rooting for the What Navy Navy Seal Captain, was he.
• 1:24:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: I guess that's what we got then. Huh? Yep.
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: alright. Well, anyway, this were thanks for giving us a listen.
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: If you're looking to help the show a little bit.
• 1:24:52
  Testecleese: Toss us a bug or 2.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: We just paid our storage fees
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: so it'd be nice to get on top of it coming up next year, and maybe
• 1:25:03
  Testecleese: maybe if I can get a couple of bucks, maybe I'll go ahead and update the stupid, stupid intro music.
• 1:25:08
  Brian McFadden: You got to do it without the bugs, Buddy, I'm sorry.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: Well, I will
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: without the box.
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: and it will be it will come out when Trump takes office.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: No, by the way.
• 1:25:22
  Testecleese: what are the odds. You think that trump survives to office.
• 1:25:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he will!
• 1:25:27
  Testecleese: You don't. How? Okay? How many more assassination attempts? Do you think we see before then?
• 1:25:31
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:25:33
  Testecleese: None. You really think no one's gonna try to take a shot at trump again. Yep.
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: why do you think that.
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: Secret Service is all over.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: They were the other times, too. Well, at least the last time they didn't actually get shot off. I guess right.
• 1:25:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, Brian, that's our shit.
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: Okey, dokey.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: Let's pinch that shit off.
• 1:25:59
  Brian McFadden: Happy veterans day.
• 1:26:02
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Happy veterans day. Everyone.