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The Champ Is Here... · Billy & Lisa in the Morning: The After Show

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Speaker 1: All right, listen closely. You hear this after show, army,
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Speaker 1: hear this. Listen that, my friends, is the sound of victory.
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Speaker 1: That is my metal that I am never going to
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Speaker 1: take off if you miss the show today. Just about
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Speaker 1: an hour ago, I had an eating competition. It was
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Speaker 1: just one giant donut hole with an absolute legend professional eater,
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Speaker 1: Crazy Legs Kanti, who at one time was ranked number
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Speaker 1: twenty one in the whole entire world when it comes
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Speaker 1: to eating. There's a big donut hole event happening tomorrow
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Speaker 1: right down the street in Medford. All these professional eaters
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Speaker 1: are coming in. They're flying in for it to see
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Speaker 1: how many donut holes. And these aren't like munchkins from Duncans.
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Speaker 1: These are big and filling donut holes. So the competition
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Speaker 1: to see how many you can eat, and I think
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Speaker 1: it's an hour. So they brought some in today and
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Speaker 1: I squared off against Crazy Legs Kanti, and I put
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Speaker 1: them down. And they even brought a medal for the winner.
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Speaker 1: And I'm wearing it right now. So I'm failing good.
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Speaker 1: A little bloated, but failing good because I did have
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Speaker 1: a couple before. You go see these things. This mass
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Speaker 1: Whole Donuts in Somerville. Oh my god, it is unreal.
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Speaker 1: So I put down two before and then live on
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Speaker 1: the air, we did like, you know, a competition, just one,
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Speaker 1: and I got it down first. I'm the best swallower. Pause. Ha. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: it's Friday. I'm a little giddy and happy that it
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Speaker 1: is Friday and I can sleep in tomorrow. It's not
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Speaker 1: easy getting up so early. Man. Let me tell you,
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Speaker 1: no matter how early I go to bed, I can
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Speaker 1: go to bed at six o'clock and get up at
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Speaker 1: three o'clock, so that would be nine hours. I'd still
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Speaker 1: be tired. See, it doesn't even matter about going It
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Speaker 1: matters going to bed early, because if I go to
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Speaker 1: bed past nine o'clock, I'm done. I'm extra tired. But
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Speaker 1: I'm still tired as hell man, when I get out
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Speaker 1: of work. That's just how it is. It comes with
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Speaker 1: the territory. But it's a big weekend for me. My
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Speaker 1: son has opening day tonight, so they're gonna have a
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Speaker 1: big parade for Salem Youth Baseball. He'll love that. I'll
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Speaker 1: love that too. I like hanging out with all the
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Speaker 1: other parents and walking in the parade. And then tomorrow
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Speaker 1: night's first game, five o'clock. He'll be on the feet, baby,
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Speaker 1: he'll pitch. I don't know. I think our team is
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Speaker 1: pretty good. It's funny. My friend, my friend Mike, his
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Speaker 1: son Liam is in the same league, and then my
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Speaker 1: buddy Adam has a son in the league. They're both
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Speaker 1: Able's age, and so they're on three different teams. So
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Speaker 1: when the practices first started, you know, I go to
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Speaker 1: the practices, I watch the team. I said to I
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Speaker 1: said to myself, Wow, my son's got a good team.
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Speaker 1: And I said that to Mike, and Mike goes, nah,
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Speaker 1: we got the best team, trust me. And then I
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Speaker 1: said it to Adam and he goes, we got the
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Speaker 1: best team. So we'll see. It's not a competition, but
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Speaker 1: kind of a friendly competition to see, you know, went
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Speaker 1: out these crazy like parents like that, screaming. But it'll
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Speaker 1: be just like a friendly thing between us. So that'll
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Speaker 1: be good. The weather's gonna be shit, so that sucks.
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Speaker 1: But Sunday Celtics Game one playoffs. I'll be watching that
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Speaker 1: at my house and then Monday we'll be live. We
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Speaker 1: don't take paid we don't take Patriot's Day off here.
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Speaker 1: We work it. It's a big day in Boston with
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Speaker 1: the Boston Marathon, so that's cool. I hope you have
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Speaker 1: a great weekend. Before I go, I want to give
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Speaker 1: a special shout out dear, dear, dear friend of mine,
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Speaker 1: and that would be Young Sage, Young Sage Dehurst. She
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Speaker 1: has a soccer game tomorrow. Her team is called the
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Speaker 1: Beagles and they're playing the I love this. The Choweenies
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Speaker 1: come on with a name like that, the Beagles got
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Speaker 1: to put them down. So she'll be playing with her
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Speaker 1: friends Gabby and Nora. Sage, of course, is the daughter
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Speaker 1: of my dear friend Alan, Alan the Plumber, So good
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Speaker 1: luck to Sage. I forgot to wish her a best
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Speaker 1: first game last weekend, which I felt bad about. Fridays
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Speaker 1: are busy, But Sage, I love you. You are my
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Speaker 1: daughter's best friend, my daughter Gemma. You and her are
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Speaker 1: our best buddies, best girlfriends. And she's over my house
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Speaker 1: all the time, and she loves to ask questions. She's
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Speaker 1: very intuitive and she's all about learning, so she asks
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Speaker 1: a lot of questions, which is a good thing. Sage.
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Speaker 1: If listening, that's a good thing because you want to
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Speaker 1: learn about the world and you want to learn about things.
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Speaker 1: So good luck in your game, eat lots of oranges.
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Speaker 1: I hope you score a goal and and yeah, have
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Speaker 1: a great game. Stage sage Sage Sage safe, safe safe,
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Speaker 1: Sage savee Sage Sage Sage. Kick the ball.