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#426 We Don't ILLEGAL BIRTHDAY the Same with Keaton Cashier · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  And welcome back to another episode here on a Thursday night on the We Don't
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  Smoke the Same podcast. Oh man, I have that sour face right now.
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  I feel like I make a more sour face drinking shots of this than
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  getting tattooed on air like I've done over the last two months. But joining
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  me across is the birthday co host, the one and only Happy birthday x
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  G. Everybody, Well, some dog, it is ferrary. First,
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  it's the beginning of my birthday month. I'm gonna treat it like a thought.
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  This year is my birthday? Was your birthday? The first? Real?
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  Yeah? Dog? Lets you're ready, dude, I like better not
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  be Juan's bir. At one point, someone said I could say the N
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  word because it was like fairy first and it's fair black. But I was
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  like, no, no, dog, I don't know who you are to
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  give me those rights. Dogs, all right, it checks out, it
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  checks out, dog for first dog, it's very first, dude. I
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  already already have a co live year ID, so I didn't need to see
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  that Black History Month and ex, she's birthday, dog, what a great
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  month, I would say. And if you're not, you're fucking racist.
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  If you're not gonna say it's a great month, Black History month, and
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  next she's birthday. Just in an l A boy was the best fucking post
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  what he said. He was like, yo to all my niggas, Happy
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  Nigga month. And I was just like, only just then, justin l
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  a boy can get away with posted some savage shit like that, dude,
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  that page is it was supposed to be a female page, right, I
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  don't know, but I don't know what that is. That's who hits.
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  But I'll tell you about another page that I missed very dearly that I know
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  you are a fan of joining us. Also running the boards as usual is
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  the one and only morning shot films. What's up? Pray, how you
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  doing? What's up? Good evening? Good evening man. And also as
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  a special guest, a lot of you guys that have got that have have
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  been fortunate enough to come to a LAFC game and pregame and see what it's
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  about. And I know some of you guys are watching in the chat room
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  that have been there and have experienced this whole experience we got. I want
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  to say, it's the guy behind the whole group man. I mean,
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  honestly, man, this guy is like the chief they all look up with,
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  you know, when it comes to having control over the whole forty two
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  area and foods are all like what do we do? I don't know,
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  ask Keaton. I was like, bro, this is the main dude.
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  Right here, Let's give it up for the one and only Keaton from the
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  forty two Originals. Man, we are all proudly you know, a part
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  of you know what I'm saying. Just get into the into the mic police.
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  Appciate you guys. Appreciate you guys. Thank you for coming. Keaton.
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  Man, it's been a long time coming, bro. I mean you
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  usually I don't what is you? Are you really a cashier? No?
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  That's my last name? Oh for due, For a second, I really
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  thought I was like yo. I was like, I was like, man,
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  this guy. I was like, I was like, how come you
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  just I was like this gotta be the most lit cashier ever. Bro.
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  But that's your last name. Okay, So that that clears up one thing
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  everybody out there that was wondering. I was just like, yo, I
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  was like, what you have his own store? I wasn't all showing we
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  we Hey, he don't like a girlfriend. He needs receipts. Let me
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  see those screenshots see id card. If you guys didn't know, right,
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  Hey, dude, that's crazy. Hey dude, what his name after Batman?
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  His mom didn't even Michael Keaton. That's pretty tight. Do you like
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  that movie. I do love it, but shout out to Michael Keaton.
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  But that's not his real name. I mean, Carlosmancia is not as real.
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  It's not real name. Was devastrating after somebody that's not even their real
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  name. It's kind of weird. Richie Allen's was not called Rigie Ballens,
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  you know, like Hispanic people didn't get mad when they was just like,
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  Michael John, what do you well, why did they name you Edgar?
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  Edgar? My dad's name is ed Okay. I was just wondering because he
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  says there's always a reason behind someone's name, at least usually, So I
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  mean, I'm taking him to Correa's Market so we can do the Spider Man
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  thing and point each other. But uh yeah, man, hey, bro,
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  like a lot of people don't now you're a cool ass motherfucker. Bro.
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  Like you know, you've always been hell welcoming to everybody here into the
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  group. You Like, are you the founder of the forty two Originals.
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  I'm not. There's not one founder to the group. It was a group
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  kind of like a group decision. So it's like three or four of us,
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  like, so it's a it's a it's a collective type of thing.
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  Yeah. Uh, there was like three or four of us in the beginning,
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  before there was even like a like a coach or Carlos Vela or anything
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  like that. We went to a couple of the supporter group things and we
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  were trying to find a group to join. It was like me, is
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  he lex And is he been that down for that long? Yeah? Is
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  he's? For sure? That's my best friend. I've known him since way
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  before we even started any of this. That's another cool asthma motherfucker. Yeah.
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  Is he His mom actually had been there since the beginning. To make
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  some fire as bea too, Yeah, shout out to Maria. Yeah,
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  there's like four or five of us that were there in the very beginning,
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  like twenty sixteen, like before we even had a stadium type of thing,
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  and that's when we came up with the idea. So wait, wait up,
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  I got to ask you, how do you come up with the group
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  for? Yeah? I don't have a fucking stadium you Yeah, it's just
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  how did you know? Like, because when I thought about AFC, it
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  was like we were before. No, well you know back then, I
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  didn't Honestly, I didn't know anything about their support of culture, like I'm
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  I've been a football support of my entire life, and I do know about
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  the culture, like European culture, but I didn't know how it trains about
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  theoligans. You know what you've heard about. Also, all right, let
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  me take that. Let me run that back a little bit before there was
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  in LFC. Obviously we had a Galaxy and I did go to Galaxy games.
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  I had my homies that were on. Then we go way you go
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  a little more back then, if we can go way back and go back
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  to chie letting you know. I was a chief USA fan too. I
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  have signed che say gear like, I'm not gonna deny I was. I'm
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  a fan of football, bro, So if you're a professional, So I
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  like playing basketball growing up in LA and saying, oh I hate the Clippers,
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  I hate the Lakers. I'm a fan of the Denver Broncos. Ers
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  are like, you just don't care about the teams that providing you with the
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  highest form of entertainment in your sport that you like. For me, I've
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  grown up. I just wanted to see people play at the highest level and
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  the closest I could get with seeing those people, you know, so I
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  looked up to them, and I did want to go to games and it
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  was fun. So I would go to the games and I would sit in
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  the support what they call the supporter section at the Carson Stadium. And it
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  wasn't what we have now, you know. So I didn't know what I
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  was getting myself into or what I'm sure not a lot of people that came
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  to the thirties to fifty two didn't know unless they came from a European or
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  South American culture background. So we joined. We we just showed up,
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  you know, to send out the emails asking people to come put your deposits
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  down. If you get centered in your fifty dollars depositive, you were called
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  an original. That's where the original comes from, right, So all of
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  us that joined the thirty two to fifty two or season ticket holders that put
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  that fifty dollars deposit down are technically called originals. So we all went to
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  these events that they would invite us to and we would see the other groups.
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  So we were trying to find a group two joined. It wasn't like
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  we went there trying to say, oh, let's just make our own group
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  and try to just you know, do our own thing. We did go
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  there to be a part of a group that was already established and just joined
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  because you know, I didn't know what we were doing. But the thing
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  about it was it wasn't really many groups that are coming from the valley and
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  that's where I just drove an hour to get here. So coming from the
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  valley, there wasn't that many like away day meet up type of things or
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  like things that were going on like the other groups had in place like Pasadena,
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  all in La you know, Koreatown, all those things, So we
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  didn't have nothing like that, so it was a little bit harder for us
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  to be as active in the groups as we wanted to be in the beginning,
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  so we didn't we didn't really join a group, you know, Like
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  I got invited to be a part of D nine. Shout out to Julio
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  for that invitation. I ran into him at a soccer store randomly, And
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  is that dude with the military hat. No, that's a that's a commander.
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  That's the dude that it goes by. Chieva Chiva. How many groups
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  is there, bro, There's a lot. Yeah, I have no idea.
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  Like like every every season there's a wh there's a new group claiming that
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  they were their last season taking that spot, like for real, bro,
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  like like be there after two years. I was like, hold on,
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  you guys were not here last year because we were there of here last year,
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  Like yeah, like it makes no sense. But the one thing I
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  do want to point out is that from you know, from being a you
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  know, a consumer of the sport and a fan at the same time,
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  we're the fastest growing group. If I'm gonna be one hundred and I'm gonna
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  just say that out there, I want to see the forty twos are probably
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  the fastest growing group because I want to say that all the other groups kind
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  of make it a little bit more difficult for you to kind of get into
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  that circle as compared to You've kind of made it very orientated, family orientated,
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  where who show up with their moms, their dads, their kids,
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  play with your friends kids, they're playing soccer and stuff, and like you
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  see that in other groups, but you also see that like, oh,
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  you're not one of us type of stuff. But you're just like, hey,
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  I don't care if you're not going to the game or not. You
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  can come over here and chill with us if you're a cool vibe you know,
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  Yeah, I would say that's what I think it should be about.
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  And I've always just wanted to make sure that anybody could feel included, no
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  matter who you are or what it is you bring to the table or don't
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  bring anything to the table, just want to show up to the table.
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  So that's always what the main thing was about, you know, doing anything
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  like this, but a lot of groups do the same thing. I will
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  say that we did grow tremendously over the last but eighteen months. You know,
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  we started off in two senty and sixteen and we only had six members
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  up until I want to say, middle of the COVID season. We had
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  that COVID break is when we had our first like group meet up and we
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  had more than like twenty people show up. So we that was when we
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  first started to grow a little bit. And a lot of those people still
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  come around. But last year we grew a lot, you know, and
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  you guys have been around now since that time and you've seen and that's what's
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  the point. You know, we want people to bring their friends. Yeah,
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  I mean, I mean, obviously the tailgaming's dope as fuck, but
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  I could see it when you invited a silver to your house for that Christmas
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  part, that's like home me ship. Like I literally, you know,
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  at the game, it's all cool, you came in the game. But
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  when I saw like you, I mean, thank you for inviting sover you're
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  it felt like it felt like I was at you know what, out to
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  your mom or whoever. I know what. It felt like like. You
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  know, when you got invited and you were barely starting to go out in
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  middle school, You're like my bully like I said, yeah, swop birthday.
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  You know what. He's like, Okay, you've got four hours before
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  I pick you up. In those four hours, you do so much,
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  bro. Like That's how I felt. Bro. There was so much food
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  going on. There was so much going on. Foods were getting helloly all
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  right, mushrooms. Yeah, I was like there was I was like,
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  you know, I was looking around. I'm just like, god damn.
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  I was like, but everybody's keeping their cool. And that's the great thing
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  about it, man, Like everybody's keeping their cool, just being themselves.
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  Bro. Even the one whom that got two drunk. My mom drove that
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  for home, right, That's just how it is, you know, that's
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  the vibe. Shout out to my family for allowing me to be like how
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  many trees were in that in the house? Because I got there and I
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  seventeen Christmas trees? Yeah? Did you count them? Moll No, no,
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  no, I'm just taking it again. Yeah, no, I know
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  it's probably more. I think it was like twenty two. Yeah. I
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  asked someone and they say, I asked your sister. I think. I
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  was like, hey, I for some reason, I thought I thought she
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  helped decorate, because I thought the family helps out because it's so much and
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  how many trees that there is there. She's like, I don't have no
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  idea, and I was like, you didn't help. She's like, nah,
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  this is all mom. I was like, all of it. She's
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  like, we just take the boxes out and she handles all of it and
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  then we do it again. Are you guys done? Is everything back in
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  place? It's almost done? And you know what's crazy. I was just
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  walking through the house earlier today and I was like, damn, it's so
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  empty because you don't have all that Christmas Oh yeah, I mean the house
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  just looks like a normal house, right, Yeah, Like damn, because
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  I mean it was I wish we would be Christmas all the time. Like
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  I said, it felt like, uh, you remember home Alone when Home
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  Alone goes into the house and into the toy store. Oh yeah, kind
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  of I felt it was just so much to look at where I'm like,
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  yo's miss Yeah, That's how I kind of felt. It was just a
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  lot like Christmas ship going everywhere, the vibe, the food, the ham
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  sweed, the dogs, the dogs, the homie. But and then I
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  dipped out a little early. But I heard the gift e Chambers shout out
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  to you for that gift. You're saying that was funny part of the night.
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  Yeah, people fighting over the extension because it was a great gift on
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  top of that, so even if you wanted the great gift, you have
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  to let people know that you're like not packing, You're like, fuck,
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  am I gonna let them know that I could use the help ship. I
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  don't know, Man, have you like sometimes man, like you know,
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  when when when you when you when you have like you you see those interviews
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  of some of these uh, these adult performers and they talk about that like,
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  yeah, man, it looks like it looks like you know, like
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  like it's like it's like a piece of cake, but like food when they
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  be taking like a massive ass fucking like toys or like big ass fucking dicks,
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  Like that ship is painful. It's according to them, bro Like,
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  it's just not even big vixed man homegirl in the dark industry. Yeah,
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  I can vouch for that. That's true. Yeah, right, Like it's
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  it's pretty, it's it's painful, bro Like, it's not just about having
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  sex. Like the people that just watch porn thing it's all so easy,
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  but there are actually adult performers and that's not an easy job. Just stretch
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  it for think about it, bro, Like you're stretching a whole out,
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  bro Like, I know, I just I try to gauge my ears one
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  time. Compare that I try to go to like level two after the first
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  one, right, and I was like, Oh, I'm gonna go ahead
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  and stretch more. It's like, hell no, bro, you're trying to
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  compare gaping spin it you try to get it away? Are you gauge in
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  your ear? Dog? You're really comparing a gaping household to ear gauging.
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  Yeah no, bro, No, you can't just go from a regular fucking
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  like if you're a poor star if you're fucking regular cock size dude, and
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  then you go from like BBC, you just can't just be like, hey,
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  shove it in me, babe. So you gotta treat their pussy like
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  a gauge. Yeah, you work. You can't go from like zero,
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  like from like it's like church shoes. Bro. You gotta work him in,
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  yeah, Bro, Like you just can't go in there. But you're
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  gonna get a little callous in the back of your foot, bro. Like
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  like like I don't know, bro, Like I know you never think like
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  rip rip like terror, not terror, bro, but like that shit hurts
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  anything stretched, bro, Like think about it, bro, Like got loosen
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  up, you guys. You gotta be relaxed, not relax It's about being
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  relaxed. That's why I tell them porn starts getting sucked in their pussy in
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  their asshole, bro. And and think think about this, bro, Think
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  about something going in your asshole. How hard that would be going? Like
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  that's what is exactly what I'm saying. Bro. Like you're like you're like,
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  hey, Bro, that shi it's not meant for that. You're stretching
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  it out. It's not it's gonna hurt. Bro. Oh my God,
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  you got the wild So I gotta ask you. People really don't believe us
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  because we talk about going to tail gang all the time. When heays coming
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  here, like dude, that's this one was stoke. These people can really
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  just pull up right. Yeah. Yeah. I actually encourage anybody that's in
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  your child, the patrons, you guys call them to come. If you've
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  never been to a game, please come to a tail Just start there.
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  Even if you don't want to come to the match, come to tailgate.
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  You see the vibes. You don't got to bring no weed. We have
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  enough tr too. I mean everything, Like I swear you guys are the
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  most like will be a lot more organized to especially with the food stuff.
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  But people give you gifts to like fool. Sometimes I'll pull up that's that's
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  like the graduate. We got this right, Yeah, want too? Yeah
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  we got I got like guys got I got to. I got to because
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  I kept Carols such a piece of I was like, he ain't coming back.
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  I was like, let me get that, bro. So I got
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  one that I wear what I want with the beer throat of you wanted one?
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  Yeah, I got the friends one. Bro. Can I tell these
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  people about the moment that I will always remember kind of about you with the
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  only moments matched that lollipop up the floor for everybody. No, no,
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  no, that was a great moment. But my moment was when when you
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  showed up after a fucking wedding. I didn't believe it. Dog. Oh
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  yeah, dog, I give that, and he was super like fun to
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  me. You're like, Okay, there's l a f C fans, then
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  there's like supporters, then there's the homie. Dog this hole pulled up in
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  the suit, says the guy who showed up to his wedding after the fucking
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  game. I did go to the game, but he didn't go to the
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  ceremony. Ceremony. Yeah, but yeah, damn, I'm not. I
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  would have been there, bro, I would have been there, be there,
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  Bro, I would have been that. I would have been the wedding.
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  I would captain right now. Look, I told everyone I wasn't going
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  to that game. I had no intention of going to that game. What
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  happened really was, I did go to the wedding. I went to the
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  ceremony, and then at during like the after party whatever, I got blacked
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  out off mescal and I woke up in the North end without my shirt on,
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  with my tie around my neck, like yo, like what I was
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  on the rail look up like Turbo that day when I gave him that pill,
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  probably worse, but yeah, at least he woke up in his bed.
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  You can still get like, dude, I was scared, bro I
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  was. I had to carry him out. I was like, we all
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  carried him out with Jason. I was like, what you give this man?
• 19:11
  Bro? I just took one of them. He's on over here.
• 19:17
  You see the fact that, like Jason was cool and he took that ship.
• 19:22
  I was like, that's what gave me hope. I was like,
• 19:25
  either you you party a lot or you just got some tolerance. Brof you're
• 19:30
  taking one of his ars O pills. I took him. He took too.
• 19:33
  I took him that day, no doubt. I was like, yo,
• 19:36
  what what put him on the ground And he was like, oh,
• 19:37
  the pills. I was like, you mean the thing you just gave me.
• 19:38
  He was like yeah, And I was like, what the fuck?
• 19:41
  So how did you feel? It wasn't that bad? You you can hang?
• 19:44
  I mean yeah, I mean I got I got jail caps being made
• 19:47
  to have forty two's on him now, just like, yeah, in trouble,
• 19:55
  Budge, if you're out there listings, you're in trouble, just be
• 19:56
  like, because they'll ask me. Bro Like, if I'll tell you this
• 20:00
  right now though, straight up. Look, if you see me at one
• 20:02
  of these tailgates, I'm usually very cool. Bro Like, I'll you know,
• 20:07
  if I have extra, bro, I'll give it away, bro,
• 20:08
  some of you. Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you one of
• 20:14
  my pens. Bro that cost me money out of my budget, just so
• 20:17
  you experienced it, just because it's a family thing, bro Like, Like,
• 20:19
  I just I returned the same love that I get. Bro. But
• 20:23
  if you come up to me and you ask me genuinely for one of these
• 20:27
  R s O or s h O pills, I will literally I'll gladly give
• 20:30
  it to you. But but just no, that covers my ass. But
• 20:38
  I will gladly give it to you. But please please take it to consideration
• 20:45
  that you better have a sitter or recognize that it is not for the faint
• 20:48
  hearted, because after the game, though, please, we don't want you
• 20:52
  zombie in the north end. You'll make it till the end of the game.
• 20:55
  You take it right when the game starts, because how full you'll be
• 20:56
  like the only reason terrible to make it because yeah, he was partying,
• 21:00
  he had been part of Yeah, well the tailgates do get pretty wild.
• 21:04
  So so what's the wildest ship you see in the tailgate since you've been there?
• 21:07
  Because you've been there the start, I think I don't know if it
• 21:11
  was a wild that's the coolest. We had a wedding. What there was
• 21:15
  a wedding with the priests, like like like an actual like yeah, they
• 21:21
  still they still go to the games all the time. I think they live
• 21:22
  in Arizona. But when next the make it, it was awesome. That
• 21:26
  was cool. So that's that's why I mean, as a fucking idiot,
• 21:30
  obviously, Uh, what's been the best fight? Dog? I know you've
• 21:36
  been there. I'm gonna say there hasn't been that many fights. No,
• 21:38
  there's been you're talking about amongst the group? No talking about like yo,
• 21:44
  Galaxy you know Galaxy fan. You know someone like raised out there trying to
• 21:48
  take pictures, trying to get up in the fucking supporter section and they check
• 21:51
  them. To be honest, I've only seen a couple and they were like
• 21:56
  crazy like Mela type of things or like too many people involved, and it
• 22:00
  was just wild. That was two seasons ago. Maybe. I think I
• 22:03
  don't even remember who we were playing the Galaxy game. I think it maybe
• 22:06
  again. I think it might have been against America. I think we played
• 22:10
  America at today BMO, and yeah it got wild. That does they we
• 22:15
  play them again? Fucking for sure? You know what I mean? So
• 22:21
  they're gonna want to fight, like for sure. So if we were gonna
• 22:26
  do you believe we haven't played the white Caps in forever? Bro, We're
• 22:29
  gonna play them again in the Why did every time I see that? Bro?
• 22:33
  Why do we always play Canada? Bro? No idea? Bro?
• 22:37
  But whoever whoever's playing them, unless they hate Galaxy, Bro, because they
• 22:41
  just the number one game, number one there the first game they're playing against
• 22:49
  me. You have Miami to h what happened you started happening to Miami today?
• 22:55
  They lost against US here right six zero though, damn, I mean,
• 23:00
  you don't even know what the thing about that. It's not that big
• 23:03
  of a deal to be honest, because it's preseason for US. But I
• 23:07
  will say that that goal, that the third goal that went in, if
• 23:10
  you guys haven't seen it yet, that should not happen to a professional keeper.
• 23:15
  That was Yeah, they scored from the other side of the field off
• 23:18
  a free kick, damn straight into the box, bro blasted. So I
• 23:26
  was gonna ask you you want to refill? Are you good? Or you
• 23:30
  want to try to shine or one of those? And then later so I
• 23:34
  was gonna ask you. I was gonna ask you because low key, we
• 23:37
  love the four two originals. We love l AFC fans. We talked a
• 23:41
  little bit of shit about you know, you don't get jumped in, but
• 23:42
  you get jumped out. I know, I know, I know it's a
• 23:47
  little bit ship talking, but even everybody in there, everybody in there is
• 23:49
  gonna understand what I'm talking about. So we love you guys, love for
• 23:52
  Originals. We do a little bit shut talking on the show. How y'all
• 23:56
  take it, y'all tailgate two fucking early? I sometimes, I mean,
• 24:00
  he's a laugh like y'all are already there? You know whose page hold on?
• 24:03
  You know who? You know whose page I checked first to see it's
• 24:08
  either the only moon or yo Yo's No, they're not even the first one
• 24:11
  there. They're not the one. I don't follow the like I don't follow
• 24:15
  everybody yet because maybe I haven't like followed back a lot of people, but
• 24:18
  like I did follow for the most part. I was like those people,
• 24:21
  they're not posting it on social media. They're just there holding it down.
• 24:23
  Or they'll go like set up to ten and then leave. Who will be
• 24:26
  there? So who's the Can you shout them out? Because honestly, it's
• 24:29
  it's a respect Like we laughed, there's a couple of people, like you
• 24:32
  gotta get spots, and you got to a couple of people. Honestly,
• 24:33
  it's whoever's closest. So shout out to Bigelow. He's done it, issues
• 24:37
  doing it a couple of times. Shout out to Gabe because it in the
• 24:41
  hood. We gotta think. I'm like, they get the spots. I
• 24:42
  mean because when Gabe does it, Gabe comes from like way way way out
• 24:48
  of the way, you know, like SGV type area. He's yeah,
• 24:52
  he's coming from all the way out there and he's knowing he's getting there like
• 24:55
  eight in the morning. So shout out to those people. You're right,
• 24:56
  we do need to give them there for sure. Yeah, Because I mean
• 25:00
  we usually roast you guys, but at the end of day, like you
• 25:02
  won't see me there or that early, but I'll jump up just before the
• 25:07
  game. You know, I just started showing up at four, you know,
• 25:10
  around four for the four twenty sessional, you know, with everybody.
• 25:12
  But yeah, if you go to the games, four twenty is like,
• 25:15
  you know, they light up. And the thing is like if they're on
• 25:18
  the weekends, I'm I'm watching soccer in the morning or football, you know,
• 25:22
  like I'm watching games until two pm, you know most of the time,
• 25:25
  and then after that when I'm about to head out. So we don't
• 25:26
  really get ready to go or head out till three three thirty. Some people
• 25:30
  still work. We car pulled from anybody that's in the valley that wants to
• 25:33
  drive. So ya. We also bitch about that the fucking parking. Yeah,
• 25:37
  shout out to that fifty dollars parking though that sucks fucking dollars everything.
• 25:42
  It's worth it to get the season, get the pass before the season if
• 25:47
  you want to do that. But honestly, you can park down the street,
• 25:48
  just arc on the street, or go pay the Homy tyrone and constantly
• 25:52
  for McDonald's. He'll charge you twenty five bucks. You'll hold on the spot
• 25:55
  for you bro, and I'll watch your car all day, or just don't
• 25:57
  leave it inside your car and park in the street. Oh yeah, we
• 26:00
  always park on the street. And then we never had a car broken into.
• 26:03
  I really think that's that's just that's more Oakland ship. That's not happening
• 26:07
  to us. Would park coma before he got crashed? Doi Moly moans a
• 26:12
  homie, Dog, I gotta we gotta give it out to you more on
• 26:15
  this episode. Dog, Yeah, there's a couple, there's a couple of
• 26:21
  buds that put in work. We should encourage, we should encourage, gave
• 26:25
  somebody to start wearing the cosbow mask from the Galaxy. Galaxy just make him
• 26:30
  fight only because he wants to fight him so bad. He's been doing,
• 26:41
  Dog, I lovely Moon. He was not out here encouraging violence. No,
• 26:45
  he motivated morning. Dog only moans like more goes I love only more?
• 26:51
  He for what were you doing before before like all this like soccer stuff?
• 26:55
  Like what was I wasn't alive? What was he before? Like like
• 27:00
  at what point did do your life start becoming about soccer? Like? And
• 27:03
  what were you doing before that? I've played my whole entire life. My
• 27:08
  family is huge into the game like a sports family. Well they're a football
• 27:12
  family, so we're not football like America. We played soccer and so I
• 27:18
  grew up playing that. So that's what my life was, except for a
• 27:21
  couple of years off in Heigh. Almost a soccer mon. Oh yeah,
• 27:23
  she actually won the first championship for girls soccer in the Valley in the City
• 27:29
  City section. Damn really as a coach, No, it's a player.
• 27:33
  Yeah. She scored three goals in the first half I think, and then
• 27:36
  walked off the field because she's the boss. But then she had me,
• 27:38
  so her shout out to me like these legs ain't the same no more.
• 27:44
  Yeah, o kyah. She gave up after that, but I hold it
• 27:45
  down. But yeah, it's always been my life. I'm a huge Manchester
• 27:49
  United fan. For anybody doesn't know, I have not missed a match and
• 27:52
  going on seventeen years, Like not a match I missed. I my mom
• 27:59
  changed like dates like I'm missing solid. See this was way more down.
• 28:04
  Yeah, so up, I gotta how old are you? Yes? I
• 28:07
  know he doesn't listen guys, because I told you earlier when I asked you
• 28:08
  how old you were. I'm turning thirty four. Next month somebody else.
• 28:12
  It's not break no, because I gotta do the math. So you're thirty
• 28:15
  four, you watch it for seventeen years, So what that's half my life?
• 28:19
  This that's half your life. Yeah, okay, so I was like
• 28:25
  that at one point. Oh you know when I was talked about it.
• 28:27
  You know you told me you're huge. I told you to come play,
• 28:30
  man, You just play one. I pour my A C L four times,
• 28:34
  little bitch. Yeah you have insurance. No, I don't got no
• 28:37
  insurance. Bro, how do you get that shit fixed? Or you don't?
• 28:41
  Bro? You roddy? Can heal itself? No? I promise you.
• 28:42
  I didn't get no surgeon I got. I might go. My mind's
• 28:45
  repaired. But you're walking right now? Right? Yeah? You food outside?
• 28:48
  Can we run? Can you? Sprint? Is not what he used?
• 28:52
  It might not be what it's used to get out that ship. I'll
• 28:53
  stop. I'll stop playing. I'll start playing. If you give it a
• 28:56
  shot, will document it down. You know what the the thing is people
• 29:00
  taking year this year, come to the Turkey Bowl. I'll do that.
• 29:03
  The thing is, I tell him, like, so the thing is of
• 29:07
  like I'll go play with I'll go play with homies homies, because look,
• 29:10
  I'll go play with homie homies. But the thing is like I'm not playing
• 29:12
  on a Sunday League because that Sunny League ain't no fun. So with all
• 29:15
  the some people think there's a World Cup, you know, trying to play
• 29:18
  with all the for That's why you play with the forty two originals. Bro,
• 29:21
  we'ret here just getting high before the games out. There's no smoking.
• 29:25
  And just if I'm not gonna lie, they make it look hello fun bro,
• 29:27
  Like I'll be seeing like I don't know, I think it's the homie
• 29:30
  Assino on Instagram and uh yeah, Louise and the homie with the with the
• 29:36
  drummer kids, I forget his name, yeah, and and uh and and
• 29:41
  Louise that's his name right, yeah, Like both of them be seeing their
• 29:44
  stories and then they show up with the speaker dog. You know they're drinking
• 29:47
  because there's little coolers. There's like these are just playing around before you come
• 29:52
  to the game. Smoke on the sideline. That's what I'm gonna just come
• 29:56
  flog it, bro. I want to play the that's sounds late. I
• 30:00
  want to play just so I can wear so I can just buy some new
• 30:03
  cleats, actually get those whole back shoes that everybody want to but I want,
• 30:08
  I know, I want to play because I want I want to bust
• 30:11
  out the predators I've been. I want to school ones back to with the
• 30:18
  strap to. I just brought them back and they have an all white people.
• 30:22
  I'm a vapors dude. I'm I made the transition from I used to
• 30:27
  go. I used to wear copas, and then I switched from copas and
• 30:30
  predators, and then when they came out with the vapors, I switched the
• 30:33
  vapors, my favorite clean vapors. I remember when he tried other shoes and
• 30:37
  they're just like, man, these don't feel like the warehouse shoes. You
• 30:41
  know those first vapors that they made. That was crazy bro running barefoot dude,
• 30:45
  but you got stepped on. So since you a man, you fan?
• 30:49
  Have you been to have you been to Euro Have you watched them?
• 30:52
  No? Not, I won't come back. That's my end goal. I've
• 30:56
  always told anybody that asked, if I can just get out there, I
• 31:00
  would just juggle football. It's outside the stadium, just just for first thing.
• 31:03
  He would do. The first thing he would do. Find somebody that
• 31:06
  likes him, get him pregnant, stays there place facts like these like yo,
• 31:11
  I'm gonna make sure I don't get to leave because I got a responsibility
• 31:14
  now as long as I get to play. Here here's the real question,
• 31:17
  because when I was super into soccer, I was like Chrishana and I was
• 31:18
  into man U. But here's the real question. Is it Wayne? Is
• 31:22
  it Wayne Rooney or is it Ronaldo? Or like who my favorite player is?
• 31:26
  Yeah, I mean yeah, because you're your man comparable. I'm not
• 31:30
  going to say it was better strikers. Yeah you can't. We're going to
• 31:34
  ask you who's better. Roy did it over a longer time, so it's
• 31:40
  like a longevity. It's like saying like Michael Jordan versus Lebron type of thing.
• 31:42
  Like to me, they're both a one. So yeah, but if
• 31:45
  you can pick, then Carlos in there too, Like man, that was
• 31:48
  a fire trio, fire bro and I wish Ronaldo stayed for a little bit
• 31:52
  longer, but at that time, dude, we killed it. So I've
• 31:55
  got the Champions League, I agree. I don't know. I like when
• 32:01
  it came to FIFA, always played the Italian League. They see me was
• 32:05
  always my ship and see his fire now too, and they had Peterlow on
• 32:08
  the squad and co playing from them after that was done playing with Yeah,
• 32:14
  I was like that ship they've always had a fire squad. Do you know
• 32:17
  that? MAINI do you know that the Italian League didn't test for cocaine?
• 32:23
  Why would they? Hey, bro, why would Why would they? Because
• 32:28
  because it's un't testing you sucking up? Then why not? If I've seen
• 32:32
  that Hanser, do you think it's performance enhancing drug cocaine? Do you think
• 32:36
  it's performance in answer? The one before, the one that didn't kill you,
• 32:39
  not fencing off the ship? We get now the ship back then?
• 32:42
  Yes, the three in the house. You mean you had this Tasmanian devil
• 32:47
  out there like coke when you didn't have to worry about it, like you
• 32:52
  did it like like just like like because we we did it for two years
• 32:55
  in a row here in the first couple of years, and on the show
• 32:59
  not the show, but we would have like ten commercial breaks for two hours
• 33:04
  that made no sense. I mean, so like we were like we we
• 33:07
  did notice that, not that it was performance enhancing, but it's just doing
• 33:13
  drugs so freely and just not having to worry about a repercussion. It just
• 33:16
  allows your mind to just be like, hey, bro, we're gonna go
• 33:19
  where we really want to go. Now now it's a scary bro, Like
• 33:22
  I quit doing coke since we won the championship. That was the last time.
• 33:25
  He probably doesn't know that. Oh yeah, you don't know that.
• 33:29
  So the whole yeah, so the the whole season, which was my first
• 33:32
  season there, the whole season, me and Xavier was just getting coked out
• 33:37
  the whole game in the North End. Yeah yeah, no, no,
• 33:39
  no, no, no, no, no, don't know what I'm saying.
• 33:43
  I know you uched me. You're not the only buds that are.
• 33:46
  We've made so many friends in the bathroom. Listen up. Yeah, there's
• 33:51
  a story. There's the whole season. The whole season, we were just
• 33:53
  coked out every day we qualified. We're like, damn, man, this
• 33:57
  is crazy. Like we're like, fuck, I can't believe we cann experience
• 33:59
  with tip. Right, one of these times I go to the bathroom and
• 34:01
  I'm like, man, I think I did too much. Throws up.
• 34:05
  I throw up right, and then I was just like fuck it. And
• 34:07
  then did I come back and I just tell this, I was like if
• 34:12
  we win the championship this year, dog stop for real, dog. And
• 34:15
  he was like, you're not gonna stop. You had party for years.
• 34:16
  And I was just like, I swear dogs God. Yeah. I was
• 34:20
  like, yeah, I swear to God. I haven't done. I did
• 34:22
  coke there and he said, nah, I'm cool dog. And then he
• 34:25
  said, if we would have won last year, you go back. He's
• 34:29
  gonna written just for the night, Just for the night. It's because,
• 34:32
  like bro, I had this closes dog. We're two goals away dog.
• 34:37
  We're too clothes away see dogs because we do. That's about that. Oh
• 34:40
  yeah, dude, he that's his boyfriend. Yeah, rumored for bringing people
• 34:50
  back. I heard of trusts coming back, bring back to right. I
• 34:52
  did say that. Man. I was like, put a herd in my
• 34:54
  card. So what do you think about the goalie? The new one?
• 34:58
  We got real class? Yeah, what do you mean? Some people are
• 35:00
  upset? Some people upset? I mean I'm upset too because we had too
• 35:04
  great. Yeah, I mean, but this is I mean, it's not
• 35:08
  that, not even that. Like shout out to Max and shout out to
• 35:12
  Jay for stepping up in his place. But this is how it's gonna be
• 35:15
  you can't get too attached to players like this is. We're in this for
• 35:17
  long run. I keep telling people that are so upset about this, like,
• 35:21
  even if Carlos left, it's all right, Like we're still gonna be
• 35:23
  fans, right, they'll talk about him like he's No, it's just anybody
• 35:30
  I'm gonna be a fan for for twenty years. I don't think that anybody
• 35:32
  on the team is going to be around for that long. You know,
• 35:35
  I don't think there's Kobe Bryant out there when it comes to no, I
• 35:39
  don't. I don't. I don't not that I don't. I'm not gonna
• 35:43
  appreciate what he did for us, but I'm not crying when anybody leaves.
• 35:45
  I'm just saying good luck on your adventure. Hopefully don't beat us. Must
• 35:50
  have felt some if he retires a L A C. I'm shitting in a
• 35:53
  little tier even though he wasn't the best player. I must have felt some
• 35:57
  type of wing when Christiana left United. Yeah, I mean I've always felt
• 36:01
  this way about play. Yeah, you must have been like it must have
• 36:05
  been like all this one really kind of or when when the first time or
• 36:07
  the second time, the first time you left for the second time. The
• 36:09
  first time. The second time I felt some type of way because he left
• 36:13
  after talking ship. The first time, I was just like, well,
• 36:15
  damn, i'd leave too if they offered me that much money. You think
• 36:17
  he'll ever finish? Where do you think he's going to finish in the States?
• 36:22
  No? Hell, stay where he's at? Yeah? Why not?
• 36:24
  Brother? About to make the bassard of the country. True. If you
• 36:30
  watch that game today, you saw the reception this guy got. Every time
• 36:34
  they face was on the camera, the whole stadium went crazy. Yeah I
• 36:39
  would I would like to like, I'm not gonna like I see you fools
• 36:43
  go to so you go with? Is he to games in Tejuana? Oh?
• 36:49
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go to go Yeah, what's it
• 36:52
  is? The team you watch? Yeah? So this was go watch and
• 36:57
  it looks in our group, it looks the other team when our group it
• 37:00
  looks hello lit and and I'm like, you know what I mean, it
• 37:02
  looks like hell of a good time. And then I started seeing all the
• 37:06
  videos pop up from the Salvador Versus into the Miami game. Oh, they
• 37:12
  got a badass stadium out there, and I'm just like, man, can
• 37:15
  we get a l a f C friendly against for that? That would that
• 37:20
  that's that that would just be pretty crazy. Would you fly out for that?
• 37:22
  Ray? Yeah? I mean right, we would make a trip out
• 37:27
  of it. Bro, like should have come to Costa Rica. That was
• 37:29
  lit, Bro, that does sound. That was fun And then every time
• 37:32
  you've go to Mexico has been fun too. But so so I mean,
• 37:36
  I'm I'm I'm a damper. I'm gonna damp. I'm gonna damp for the
• 37:39
  show a little bit. Minis on, We're a Nando saying I just want
• 37:45
  a reason to cry. Bitch is important, Bitch, it's important. But
• 37:50
  so what So I'm gonna damp for the show a little bit because minis on,
• 37:52
  we're so close to flying out to the final. But I was the
• 37:55
  one who said happy. I was the one who said. I was like,
• 37:59
  I was like, do you wanna it's gonna rain and if we lose,
• 38:02
  we're just gonna fucking be fucking little little bit negative Nancy. Yeah,
• 38:07
  I was. I was then he's gonna thought it over and he was like
• 38:09
  no, And then I seen the party and I seen what I seen his
• 38:13
  story. I was like, that would be right there, sparking up in
• 38:15
  the then and then and then when we lost what you texted me, I
• 38:20
  was like seeing myself nine hundred yeah exactly. We added the math up,
• 38:23
  we all did all the words, and we're like, it's gonna rain better
• 38:28
  than bro. The weather was fine. It didn't rain on us. It
• 38:31
  did snow a little bit like barely no but barely like a little bit now
• 38:36
  was on the day we were leaving. But like I'm telling you, that
• 38:38
  trip was probably up there with one of my favorites, just because the city
• 38:43
  shout out to Columbus, Ohio. They really do give. They show mad
• 38:46
  love to weed smokers. There's a whole street that we spent pretty much to
• 38:50
  our entire free time on who's called High Street, and it's like we can
• 38:53
  walk up and down smoking weed. Any restaurant we go to, we can
• 38:57
  roll up our joints our blunts at the table while we're getting waiting for our
• 39:00
  food. They just asked you to step outside and smoke. There was bars
• 39:04
  that like, there was a there was a weed bar. I think it
• 39:06
  was called a Fuck. I can't remember the name, and I'm sorry for
• 39:09
  not being remember that name because that bar is so dope. They were they
• 39:13
  had all like weed paraphernalia in there, like you could use and there was
• 39:16
  a bar though it was like for alcohol, and but it was a weed
• 39:21
  themed bar and you could just smoke right outside. They had like a little
• 39:22
  skate ramp things set up for people to skate and ship. But it's right
• 39:25
  on High Street and you just sit there and smoke. It was like four
• 39:28
  I think it's called four twenty. That might be called just four twenty,
• 39:31
  but yes, and it was. I've never been in a place I've smoked
• 39:35
  every away day. I was the game, though, Like, how was
• 39:37
  the vibe of the final? Because I mean we were we were cool here
• 39:40
  and shout out to them because they have a smoking section in their stadium,
• 39:45
  Bro, and that's the ultimate goal. What what Bro? We got to
• 39:47
  smoke candle? Right? We fucked up dog stadium. Bro. I fucked
• 39:52
  up my body their supporter section as a fucking up and Bemo stands from beach
• 39:57
  Ass not letting us fucking smoke in the fucking stadium. Bro. Getting tired
• 40:02
  of fucking annoying those people that fucking think they're important sitting in the fucking one
• 40:07
  on one section and looking at me all mad. When I hear my pro
• 40:09
  pane like, fuck you man, you would hear every game I'm here,
• 40:14
  bitch, I was like this, this is this is real estate in this
• 40:16
  baby, man, I'm speaking and manifested my old. Our ultimate goal would
• 40:21
  be to have a spelling section in the North End, and that would be
• 40:22
  like you know that top section above where the north End is. We throw
• 40:27
  the beer on top of us, Like throw the beer on top of us,
• 40:30
  right the people they're not supposed to, but they're not. But yeah,
• 40:34
  those people up there, Yeah you don't have that experience. Well,
• 40:37
  you know, I threw all where we sit there. Yeah, they throw
• 40:40
  beers at us. They're not supposed to do that. So there is a
• 40:44
  problem. You're looking through that camera and you know, but personally because the
• 40:47
  that's the worst I did. Seem to answer your question earlier about the fights,
• 40:52
  there was a fight up there that was about to I thought the four
• 40:53
  was gonna come through that glass. Yeah, that was crazy because he was
• 40:58
  down there. He was up there throwing one time. There was somebody that
• 41:00
  if he would have seen the slightest sign of Xavier or me laughing, it
• 41:06
  would have been a fight in the North End. Because so there was this
• 41:08
  one fol who just kept throwing like beer hit him and he thought it was
• 41:13
  us, so he threw beer back ut his and then like it hit some
• 41:15
  of the girls that were in front, and then it hit me and it
• 41:19
  hit my lady. So Examer grabs this beat box like you know, like
• 41:22
  you're talking about in the seat section. Yeah, Like he grabs, he
• 41:25
  grabs, like not knowing that it's the Cranberry granberry red one, right,
• 41:30
  and he fucking just tosses because he's already hammered. Dude's wearing a white shirt.
• 41:35
  Hits him like dudes mad, trying to fight everybody. We're just like,
• 41:38
  if you just up, just keep it cool. Like but I was
• 41:42
  like, hey, but yeah, but I was like, hey, dude
• 41:44
  kind of earned it though. Man, He's like, I'm like, we
• 41:45
  didn't know that ship. I was like, you can't get mad if you
• 41:49
  get beer thrown at you when you score. That could be anybody's game,
• 41:52
  Like it could be the biggest pet peeve is when people throw shit that's not
• 41:54
  beer, because like you've ever been hitting the face with the Mitch bro you
• 42:00
  with, I didn't know that was rule, not that I do that.
• 42:05
  Yeah, no, do that it's a rule. Bro. But in the
• 42:07
  beginning, like in the first couple of years, like people were just throwing
• 42:10
  anything. I saw people get here with cheese from nachos, Like they would
• 42:14
  just throw what everyone's in their hands. Bro. Like it was like,
• 42:16
  hey, yo yo, I'm a bird, call beer shouting. Did holdie
• 42:21
  that we took with throwing popcorn? Oh? No, we started that with
• 42:23
  the forty I started that. I started that. I started throwing popcorn.
• 42:28
  Popcorn, Bro, he got throw You'll see you see me throw popcorn and
• 42:35
  shout out to the popcorn people at the bag or the bm MOS stadium because
• 42:37
  they used to give us popcorn, like you know, because they knew some
• 42:40
  of them. But I would rather throw that than have someone throw like a
• 42:44
  meach at me, or have someone throw like some vodka drink that's going to
• 42:46
  be in my hair. I have long hair, bro. Like ship stinks
• 42:49
  like on the way home and I could smell it and it just gross.
• 42:52
  Like beer is like all right, like nothing we can do about that.
• 42:54
  But the other stuff is just like man drink that I get tossed on my
• 42:59
  hand like a mango grows. The worst part is like when you're there and
• 43:06
  they score you a full beer. Someone looks at you and you're not gonna
• 43:07
  toss that. I'm looking at you like that, Yeah I know, I
• 43:13
  know, but I'm telling you though I look. But this is the thing.
• 43:15
  This is what you do. This is why you have to have two
• 43:17
  cups. You have to have two cups. If that happens, you pour
• 43:22
  yours into the other cup and then you throw the other one, and then
• 43:25
  you throw what you want to throw. I've been looking at and they're like,
• 43:28
  you're not gonna like yeah, yeah, bro, You're either gonna pound
• 43:32
  it and throw a little bit or you're gonna you're gonna throw your whole beer.
• 43:36
  Bro. But you something like I always love you throw something. I
• 43:40
  always love getting an extra cup full of ice, like literally because like I'll
• 43:45
  be like it's time for hell, Like, oh my god, you can't
• 43:49
  be throwing ice, no, bro, no throw water. But in the
• 43:52
  summertime that is clutch, and we do throw water for sure. You can't
• 43:57
  wait till I come back with Japan and Kobe throw them. O my god,
• 44:00
  I am not condoning this behavior. Because you're out there, We're gonna
• 44:04
  get revoked. I'm going first of all, First of all, nothing happened
• 44:08
  after smoking out the whole fucking stadium, So throwing ice is not that bad,
• 44:12
  all right? What do you mean nothing can happen? I was like,
• 44:15
  I was, like, nobody went to fucking jail for the fucking for
• 44:19
  the for the for the yeah, for the smoking out of the stadium.
• 44:22
  I mean, it's gonna be very interesting. Can we talk about them?
• 44:25
  Like I know you, I know, where's the ball? Like I know
• 44:30
  you. I mean some of the hommies were there, we're not, but
• 44:31
  like, what can you say they're charging? Is anything gonna go down?
• 44:35
  As for like who's in who's I was just about to say, I honestly,
• 44:37
  I don't know how that's really gonna work out. Like I'm not in
• 44:40
  there behind the scenes meetings, and we're not technically official, so you don't
• 44:45
  get those. I get whatever information I get is coming through dribbled down through
• 44:50
  the grave fund just because of the people that I know, you know,
• 44:52
  and they do know that. We try to conduct ourselves as official as possible.
• 44:57
  You know, we do act as if we're an official supporting people,
• 45:00
  but we just don't get that information. So I don't know, it's just
• 45:01
  gonna be interesting to see. From what I've been told, it's going to
• 45:04
  be no drums. I don't know if that's going to be all season drums.
• 45:08
  I love the drums. Yeah, bro, it's better than having the
• 45:12
  seats. Imagine. I told us we actually had to sit in our seats
• 45:16
  and they took the little thing well there's only yeah, and took the bars
• 45:20
  off and there's only there's three hundred three and fifty two season tickets. You
• 45:24
  think there's only that many people in the North end every match that it is
• 45:29
  like a Mexican Mexicans in an astro man so it's like twenty four and fucking
• 45:35
  one astro the North. That would be completely weird looking if we all had
• 45:37
  to sit in our seats. Yeah. Look like I don't understand how they
• 45:43
  don't know how they don't see that they would be damaging the brand that way.
• 45:45
  I honestly think that it's the lfc's decision. Yeah, honestly it is.
• 45:52
  Look, I told that I got to meet Don Garbage that's on the
• 46:00
  final. That's dope. Yeah yeah yeah. I was like, I got
• 46:02
  like a thousand comments in one of the fucking make that t shirt not even
• 46:07
  put your low on it. But you can sell that. You can sell
• 46:08
  that just put messy faces. People that hate messy will buy it and people
• 46:15
  that love messy will buy it. That make two versions of the hater version
• 46:19
  and the love version. Can I get five percent of it? It's a
• 46:22
  little bit dog. I'm gonna have my my bootleg guy making he can tell
• 46:25
  them, yeah, we should talking about that idea league soccer league soccer,
• 46:30
  yeah, bro is his face. The reason that wrote that was because I'm
• 46:38
  like, yo, Bro, can you guys post about another team? I
• 46:42
  don't know what the fun's up with the m LS, bro, And I'm
• 46:44
  not even I'm not even that that that you know, that deep into it.
• 46:46
  So it's like I'm speaking for myself when I'm saying this, But hey
• 46:51
  man, we all get it. We got messy up in the house,
• 46:53
  bro, But you know, we also got a lot of other talent and
• 46:55
  all these other teams, not just talking about L A f C in general,
• 46:58
  Yeah we got talent too, But fucking show love to these other teams,
• 47:01
  bro, because all these other teams have been carrying that fucking weight throughout
• 47:05
  the fucking years and fucking representing, like playing their ass off like you're making
• 47:08
  the MLS players feel like the w NBA. Bro, and these are men,
• 47:13
  no disrespect, but like these were men. They're fucking out your port.
• 47:15
  They're fucking hard out fucking it like like you know, doing it big
• 47:19
  bro. We showed just as much respect in our own fucking shit to the
• 47:22
  women's soccer shit, So like why can't we get recognized as a whole by
• 47:28
  the fucking bigger group. That's all I'm saying, Like, come on,
• 47:30
  man, like like make this shit official already, man, next slogan on
• 47:32
  your shirt to say mess he makes money. That's just that's just how it
• 47:37
  goes, bro. Because you don't see you don't even see the MLS champions
• 47:40
  being put on a world tour right now. I have not seen ship that
• 47:44
  since nay one. Bro. Oh bro, they haven't. But you haven't
• 47:45
  seen any teams, any teams. Have you seen any of their preseason matches
• 47:49
  on Apple TV? The coach might get a post tomorrow because it's Black History
• 47:52
  Month, so I gotta like he might get a post. Like, so
• 47:55
  I got to ask you, you've been watching Talker for a while, and
• 47:59
  obviously i'm us is coming up as a guy who's watched La Liga. I'm
• 48:02
  gonna tell you mL has got some like their soccer is a lot better like
• 48:06
  even though it's still like way better and even though I still consider it's a
• 48:09
  contrape, you know what that means. It's a lot of like back and
• 48:14
  forth, back and forth, which is I don't mind, but it's not
• 48:15
  like Mexico's more technical if you get what I mean, which I mean,
• 48:19
  it doesn't matter. It's the way the soccer, but it's a lot better.
• 48:21
  What do you think about it going straight to Apple? Do you I
• 48:24
  think that going straight to Apple but you can only watch it on Apple?
• 48:28
  I really think that fact that's a step up, that's a step down,
• 48:30
  because how you're gonna grow, like, dude, who loves soccer. It's
• 48:35
  it's the it's the Mexicans, it's the people that can't afford Apple. Douglas
• 48:38
  exclusivity doesn't make you grow. No, do you think it made like?
• 48:44
  I think it's a double I think it's a double edged sword because being someone
• 48:46
  that has watched the league for a while, and I did watch ESPN.
• 48:51
  ESPN did have coverage for you know, MLS for a while, and they
• 48:54
  funbled the bag. No, it wasn't it wasn't what it wasn't. Bro,
• 48:58
  if you watch ESPNS right, it's better and no and no disrespect to
• 49:00
  e f CNFC, but ESPNFC, but if you watch that show, like
• 49:05
  it's more of like a like a clown show in terms of like you know,
• 49:08
  like the way they they go about their the way they talk about the
• 49:12
  game. And then you watch like the commentators after the Champions League matches,
• 49:15
  like Cherryn Ree and Micah and Jamie and the way they talk about the game,
• 49:20
  like yeah, they still have fun and they still joke and they still
• 49:22
  have a great time on the show if you ever watched it, But they
• 49:24
  don't do it in the way like the way they make it. They do
• 49:28
  it like it's like a dumb down, like they're not NBA no, because
• 49:31
  the way it's like, it's like they're not. I think it's important.
• 49:36
  I think it's important to educate your viewers in terms of like making sure that
• 49:39
  they're knowledgeable on the game. Right. And we have people that are commentating
• 49:44
  on these games on Apple TV or whatever that I don't think are the best
• 49:46
  in terms of like teaching people that are watching. But I will say that
• 49:52
  on the positive side of Apple TV, is that this has taken the league.
• 49:54
  It is better in my opinion, the way that it's it's carried out
• 49:59
  through everything, the way they have. Like if you've been through the MLS
• 50:01
  package through Apple TV and they made me, yeah, it fucking sucks when
• 50:06
  you're trying to watch it like the only way to watch like that. But
• 50:10
  I mean that part of it is bad unless you stream them on online.
• 50:14
  Yeah, you know, that's one thing, but there is well, actually,
• 50:16
  you know, you can watch some of the games on f S one.
• 50:19
  You know, like I watch a lot of the f I watch because
• 50:21
  you know, when I was at work, I work over night, you
• 50:23
  can watch right because I don't have but I would watch it on FS one.
• 50:27
  I would go online and watch the games. I would log into my
• 50:30
  you know, my TV browser and be able to watch the l f C
• 50:32
  games because they would be played the LFC games on this local Fox network broadcast.
• 50:37
  So we did good to see those. But in terms of like being
• 50:40
  able to see like it's like the NBA package, you know where you watch
• 50:44
  all the NBA games. Okay, why okay, now that you mentioned other
• 50:46
  sports, I think there's I think it's bad that to watch one of these
• 50:51
  playoffs. You got to have have paramount. That's bad. This is this
• 50:54
  American football, This is this is for America. This game will be freaking
• 51:00
  Look at the Premier League. The Premier League. You can only watch half
• 51:01
  some of most of these guys on Peacock, which is bullshit. But it's
• 51:07
  always been like that. It's not an American sport. I always used to
• 51:09
  be free, and that was why I really loved it, and that's why
• 51:12
  I was a Premier League fan. Ship on. I'm over here having a
• 51:15
  good conversation about soccer, and you all fools laughing. People in the chap
• 51:19
  were saying that Red Eyes has his baby or he does not have his baby,
• 51:22
  right, No, he told him it's got to stay in the car.
• 51:28
  Drinkly told him it's gone in the car. His baby's not in the
• 51:30
  car. Stop, Bro, don't be messing with people's kids. Bro,
• 51:32
  people can call CPS. I'm just kidding. I'm not here. That's why
• 51:37
  I wanted to cure it. He didn't bring his baby here. Bro,
• 51:40
  I wouldn't allow you. Bro, like, like, not because I don't
• 51:45
  like kids, but because like it's just bad parenting, because he's like kids.
• 51:50
  He said, stay outside. He put it in the car, see
• 51:53
  in the in the smoke box car. Don'torry, guys, real being gone.
• 52:01
  Happy birthday, Xavier. Fuck out of state Chick, Guerrera, Thank
• 52:07
  you my boys been a while. Sucked out of state Chick. That's why
• 52:09
  you gotta come to await days, you know. So, Hey, don't
• 52:13
  give me ideas. Why not? That is a good idea. That's the
• 52:15
  best idea to ruin papers for you. You don't need papers to travel within
• 52:20
  the United States. He needs papers, period. Bro. You sure you
• 52:22
  need papers, but you're trying to get papers. Okay, all right,
• 52:27
  Well you can still travel if he gets deported, like I gotta do a
• 52:31
  zoom. Any of the forty two original homies got some homegirls? I want
• 52:39
  god? Yeah, oh my god, she has a boyfriend. Now just
• 52:45
  stop, Mom doesn't even hate stop dog stop. We'll talk about this ship.
• 52:52
  I'll tell later. Oh my god. Chat room knows all right?
• 52:59
  Patreon cluse can we go to patren? Can we can we give out a
• 53:05
  match ticket to someone on the Patreon? Oh? I want to bring it
• 53:07
  to the superchatter Yeah, yeah, bring I want to bring someone to a
• 53:12
  match that's never been though. All right, you gotta be someone that's never
• 53:14
  been there. You go. You heard it here? First, Keating volunteered
• 53:19
  to what is it, giveaway a match ticket to some of you guys that
• 53:22
  wants to have the forty two Originals experience and come by on one of the
• 53:25
  match games for this upcoming season. And that's only going to be four super
• 53:30
  chatter. So if you want to get in on this raffle how to live
• 53:34
  in Cali about twenty game, we have a home match on four twenty.
• 53:38
  Damn y'all heard it here? Hey dude that day, Like honestly, because
• 53:44
  I thought about it, even if it means getting kicked out, bro,
• 53:45
  Like I thought about to do something for the content or like I could get
• 53:49
  like one of those big ass blunts, like for my homies. Not worth
• 53:51
  it, No, no, don't do anything to get kicked out because but
• 53:55
  no, man, like we we're gonna do something like I mean yeah,
• 54:00
  like like look, if you guys go there, we did play on four
• 54:05
  twenty. We had a we had a cut match against Orange County two seasons
• 54:09
  ago. I want to say it was on four twenty, and bro,
• 54:13
  we smoked so much weed, look like a pyro went off the tent.
• 54:17
  Can we talk about the tent for a little bit before we do? Yeah,
• 54:20
  of course we got to shout out to Costa Grande. They're no longer
• 54:22
  a company. But you know, are you finding a new company? You're
• 54:25
  looking for sponsors, like I mean, I mean, so it's not We're
• 54:29
  not a brand, so you know, we're supportive. We're not looking for
• 54:31
  sponsors. But I will say, if there's anybody out there that works for
• 54:35
  a week company, what we are trying to do is educate people, right
• 54:38
  Like I want to get your pep, your customers to come to the games.
• 54:44
  I don't want them to come to the games because we want to make
• 54:45
  money for l AFC. I want them to come to the game so they
• 54:47
  can see what we're trying to provide. And it's a different element. And
• 54:50
  I don't care how many sports sporting events you've been to in your life,
• 54:54
  you've never been to one if you smoke weed, I'll say the way that
• 54:59
  we do it, and the tailgate sessions and just being as comfortable as you
• 55:04
  want as you can be as a weed smoker at just a professional event,
• 55:07
  you know, And I will say, you know, I won't say anywhere
• 55:09
  because I did go to Have you ever heard of what the fun is it
• 55:14
  called? It's like a high rollers, the high rollers jiu jitsu thing,
• 55:20
  that Eddie problem, my homie Edi Brava does it? Yeah, Bro,
• 55:22
  I went to that ship in Vegas and this was before the forty two Originals,
• 55:25
  right, so sponsored it. We went to it. We went to
• 55:30
  somehow. He's like, don't let me out this day. The reason all
• 55:35
  the fighters were right was because of proport I. We have a homie that
• 55:40
  We had a homie that competed in that in that thing, so we went
• 55:45
  to go support him. And I had never I didn't know what it was,
• 55:46
  Bro. I just showed up. I heard it was about weed smoking,
• 55:49
  just got high. They get high and they but they allow you to
• 55:54
  just smoke freely in the stands. Bro. You could roll up and if
• 55:58
  you're not smoking, they had when I was calling you out and giving you
• 56:00
  dabs and making sure you looking like you're looking right now, looking, Bro,
• 56:06
  the whole time we were getting high in there. Bro. I have
• 56:08
  never been like this. No, I don't want it to be like that
• 56:13
  in a way, in the same sense, not in the sense of like
• 56:15
  how excessive it was, but in the sense of how comfortable it was.
• 56:19
  I've never been somewhere where I was like, God, damn, I can
• 56:22
  just sit here and just do what I'm doing right now talking to you and
• 56:24
  watch watch professional. I would consider these guys professionals. They're black belts and
• 56:29
  fucking me up, bro. But it was amazing, right, it was
• 56:31
  amazing, And I was like, damn, I wish we could have this
• 56:35
  in l a f C. When we when we get a stadium. It
• 56:37
  is before we had a stadium. I gotta talk a little bit of ship,
• 56:42
  the ship ship on glass Vegas. How lame was it that we got
• 56:45
  these rigs, all this amazing glass. I can't smoke where that's just in
• 56:53
  Vegas. Who said you can't smoke? Okay, first, and why are
• 57:04
  we doing that? That's if you if you smoke in the casino, you
• 57:09
  you ruin. You ruin the fucking the liquor license, so nobody else gets
• 57:14
  drink. I know, but the casino can't make money. That's not even
• 57:19
  what it's about, to be honest, and it really really is about.
• 57:21
  It's about making money. They don't want people in there being fucking high and
• 57:24
  just thinking too much, thinking too much and not drinking in and overthinking playing
• 57:29
  bets. That's what it's about. It's like you can because you can smoke
• 57:32
  cigarettes in the casino all day long. You can smoke cigars and casino and
• 57:36
  very long. It's my point. They don't want you, but they will
• 57:38
  let you get as fucked up as you can because they give you free alcohol
• 57:42
  while your book, while you're gambling, you can take. You can get
• 57:44
  caught with x C and coke and and fucking all that ship that's uppers in
• 57:47
  Vegas, and you'd be fine. But we are the one thing that was
• 57:52
  completely off limits in Vegas because there was one thing that kept niggas down.
• 57:55
  Excuse my language, you guys like you did, but that was the one
• 58:01
  thing that keeps people down. So that was that's why we Dude, you
• 58:05
  can say why you're asking two Mexicans? Can I say it? I mean,
• 58:08
  this is I'm just you gotta be either gotta you either gotta say it
• 58:15
  like you like being comfortable saying in all your life. Otherwise it just sounds
• 58:17
  weird. Honestly, It's like you gotta say it like I don't give a
• 58:22
  care. I don't give how you say. It's just actually I don't give
• 58:24
  a fuck who says it. It's just how you say, it's what I
• 58:27
  say. Of course, you know, if you're call me a nigga,
• 58:30
  you never say dumb nigga, like, especially when you never say it,
• 58:32
  like if you never say anything you want to say it, and I still
• 58:35
  wouldn't care. I still wouldn't care. But you understand, you have to
• 58:38
  understand, and ten has and has everything to do with anything that said.
• 58:44
  So if they just having a conversation like this, you said nigga for the
• 58:46
  first time, I'm not gonna be like, what the why do you think
• 58:49
  it's cool to say in front of me? And try to punch you in
• 58:51
  the face like that's just ignorant that that's what makes me a nigga. The
• 58:53
  one that blows my mind is when you like you can't even sing the lyrics
• 58:58
  to it. Remember that when Marmo Kendrick Gamar brought that grew up on stage
• 59:01
  and she said the N word and he was like, yo, you told
• 59:05
  her it was Chief Keef or Chief Keef. I don't know who it was,
• 59:07
  but I was like, you told her to do that? Just set
• 59:09
  up man, Why did you even bring her up there? Like, honestly,
• 59:14
  I don't give a talk about nothing. Yeah, and you shouldn't like
• 59:15
  it was a setup and I felt about it. I literally felt about it.
• 59:17
  For I was like, there's too much going on in life for me
• 59:20
  to be concerned with stuff. Having great time. She was having great time,
• 59:24
  so as long as she's not saying it in some type of ignorant way,
• 59:28
  exactly right. Let's get into some of the super chats. By the
• 59:30
  way, if you want to win a ticket to the to the next LA
• 59:35
  well to one of the next LAFC games, and you want to have the
• 59:37
  forty two Originals experience, just make sure you hit a super chat by the
• 59:42
  end of the By the end of the night, all you got to do
• 59:44
  is super chat a question, maybe say happy birthday to X, or just
• 59:47
  have a question or whatever. You gotta just participate and I will I will
• 59:51
  announce it at the end of the of the night for you guys, one
• 59:54
  of you super chatters will be lucky enough too. What is it you know
• 1:00:00
  I'm saying? When when match, come to a match and do it forty
• 1:00:02
  two original styles and Saturday we will start with a new sponsor with I want
• 1:00:07
  to I want to say, and you're actually gonna be happy. Bro.
• 1:00:13
  We got an immigration lawyer sponsoring the show. Dude, I'm in the game,
• 1:00:19
  dog, Like, I mean, do you know how crazy it is
• 1:00:22
  to have an immigration lawyer sponsor the show? It's legit? What is what's
• 1:00:27
  your name, Ray Gyo Pena? Yeah, yeah, attorney, that's what.
• 1:00:36
  In San Jose, I was filming your commercial earlier. We're gonna film
• 1:00:39
  another commercial with Xavier because he's actually illegal. We can make some cont yeah,
• 1:00:44
  like this is kind of fun. He on looks like a ball per
• 1:00:46
  trog. Can you take your head off for a quick second. Look at
• 1:00:49
  that? Tell me that guy wouldn't deport me. That guy's deporting me?
• 1:00:53
  Dog? Can you say no papellas, I wouldn't say that, he would
• 1:00:59
  just ask. I'm scared it, like, I don't know how where's my
• 1:01:08
  attorney? Dog? Where's my attorney with her number? Right now? Because
• 1:01:12
  I should know this on site, I should know this my memory, like
• 1:01:14
  back in the nineties type of ship. Well, I mean, trust me,
• 1:01:16
  dog. The outtakes to try and get this blue this commercial done was
• 1:01:21
  like hectic because I never this is a professional thing, bro, Like,
• 1:01:23
  I can't funk this up. This is people's livelihood in America. You know
• 1:01:25
  what I'm saying, Like people gotta people got like people in the green car
• 1:01:30
  services? Is it against the law FBI fingerprints, admissions, background checks.
• 1:01:35
  She does all that and she you don't have to go to You don't have
• 1:01:37
  to be in San Jose? Is it against the law for you to wear
• 1:01:39
  a Border Patrol uniform? I sold one of their jackets. We can get
• 1:01:44
  one dog content remon I have a Border Patrol baton. Allow called like clean
• 1:01:51
  the lawn. You think we'd be able to pick me up all fast and
• 1:01:54
  in the car and I run. You know what to be a great commercial,
• 1:01:58
  we put them to a home DEEPO yo, what if we pull up
• 1:02:00
  to a home depot and we asked, here's a good commercial thing. It
• 1:02:07
  would be kind of like the Ari Shafir fucking thing. So think about it.
• 1:02:10
  We pull up to a home depot and we asked these fools, We
• 1:02:13
  were like, this is the papelist and then be like, all right,
• 1:02:15
  one of you guys is gonna win a free consultation. Tell me why you
• 1:02:19
  need papers? Dog dog. We could our third co host could be like
• 1:02:24
  a home depot Bison. He could tell us about like fucking hookers and ship.
• 1:02:29
  Let's move dog. After this is home Depot, after this home Deeper.
• 1:02:31
  We're going after home Deepot too. You know what you know, we've
• 1:02:34
  been looking for a midget forever, dude, like for the co host.
• 1:02:37
  I would if we, like we find like the missing link of midgets,
• 1:02:40
  like I would make him the permanent co host. Like, but like he
• 1:02:44
  has to be cool with us calling a midget? Do you mean by missing
• 1:02:47
  link? Because we used to have three, like, uh, it used
• 1:02:51
  to be three of us in the in the podcast, and that was,
• 1:02:54
  Oh you're talking about you're missing the miss link in the podcast would be I
• 1:02:58
  thought you were. It used to be so I thought you were talking about
• 1:03:01
  no offense rock. You're you just here on Saturdays, all right? You
• 1:03:05
  know what I mean? Like like you know what I'm saying, Like you
• 1:03:07
  know your Yeah, I want to sleep he only loves midget. You want
• 1:03:10
  to sleep with the midget. I say it for the story. I do
• 1:03:14
  it just for the story to come back up here and be trying to get
• 1:03:15
  a little Yeah, that's why you only once, just to get a like
• 1:03:22
  imagining the boner with Oh you feel like God zilla, bro getting boner standing
• 1:03:25
  up. There's been standing up, dog. Did you think about it?
• 1:03:28
  Like if you like, like, all right, she's give you some birthdays.
• 1:03:31
  Just watch did She's give you some head? And then like, bro,
• 1:03:36
  you just fucking just lay it on her face. You can just cover
• 1:03:38
  all all circumference. He's just like, just for sure eating I'm meeting her
• 1:03:45
  fussy. She's gonna be like on a roller coaster and then I'm going it's
• 1:03:49
  a Lione, bitch. You have been on the Lion the Life part two
• 1:03:52
  they have you've thought about this wave? Bro, this is fucking six flags.
• 1:04:00
  It's a sixth day. You finished said the six flag six days.
• 1:04:02
  Bitch. You're wild. Bro. It's swing her around the room, around
• 1:04:08
  her room, all around and shake because she ain't she don't want nothing.
• 1:04:11
  Technically, technically you're her mountain though, bro, Like think about it like
• 1:04:15
  you're her mount Everest, because like she has to work around you, magic
• 1:04:18
  mountain dog. Yeah, Like like you're the you're the mission she has to
• 1:04:25
  conquer. Bro. What you never you never asked Georgia if there's a little
• 1:04:30
  manja stripper that you could fuck. There's a famous little manja stripper Bridget the
• 1:04:32
  Mission. I know Bridget the Dog. We all know Bridget the Menjia Dogs.
• 1:04:36
  She shows that TJ show Girls she used to showcase. There. We'll
• 1:04:41
  got it well, DJ, Will got laptance by her Man. I don't
• 1:04:45
  want anything like, you know, you don't want anything that like Will's fucking
• 1:04:46
  touched, like like if Will's had his hand on it, you don't want
• 1:04:56
  it, bro Like damn, it's good, b but that's one of the
• 1:05:00
  worst things you could call chick after after Sopranos, Yeah, yeah, Christopher,
• 1:05:04
  you want the Sopranos, Like I've never seen the Sopranos, do you
• 1:05:10
  have? I don't remember this. There's this one season with Christopher is like
• 1:05:14
  telling telling Adrianna to find this bitch. Ever, according to you know,
• 1:05:19
  she has the only fans. Now it was on headline, you're not anymore
• 1:05:21
  not find his bitch ever, like I said, then you just ignored it,
• 1:05:26
  you bitch. I don't do only fans. Yeah, I was like,
• 1:05:28
  I see I seen that. I was like, oh, David,
• 1:05:31
  you don't support the sex workers. No, I don't, honestly don't.
• 1:05:34
  I don't give fuck. Why not? What about the free ones? That's
• 1:05:38
  the only one dude, Gianna's is not free. I love He was trying
• 1:05:41
  to surprise born Hub. I love Pornhub. And then I still go to
• 1:05:44
  like the full length, he said, because it was a big deal,
• 1:05:50
  like the soprano things. I was like, damn, this pitch ran out
• 1:05:53
  of money. Yeah. I was like, if she's out there doing the
• 1:05:57
  only fans like way, I was like, you don't even look like the
• 1:05:59
  sopri was no more. Christopher doesn't even want you. She was so hot
• 1:06:02
  when she was playing tennis. Oh yeah, let's not forget when she was
• 1:06:05
  playing tennis. Ray, remember when Christopher told her that tennis dark? When
• 1:06:10
  we remember when yo, remember what Christopher told you? Though? He was
• 1:06:15
  like, he was like, how come you know it was it was over
• 1:06:17
  a baby, right. She was like, how come you don't want to
• 1:06:19
  have a baby like we've been you don't want to get married. He was
• 1:06:21
  like, he was like, well, I can't get I can't get pregnant,
• 1:06:25
  Christopher, I went to the doctor, you know what I mean?
• 1:06:28
  Yeah, she tells her. And then and then he's like, what do
• 1:06:30
  you mean you can't get pregnant. I would have never stuck around if you
• 1:06:34
  oltly know you want damn it's goods. And I was like, damn,
• 1:06:39
  bro, that's hurt. That shit hurt me. And I don't gotta pussy.
• 1:06:44
  You wouldn't say that to some check though, Like she'd have to be
• 1:06:46
  like a low level type chick, like a prostitute. No dog, I'm
• 1:06:49
  not gonna lie. I'm like, I'm like somebody, like like somebody,
• 1:06:54
  I mean, i'd be I this sounds fucked up and whatever. I'm drunk,
• 1:06:58
  so it's my birthday, so whatever to fucked up. But I get
• 1:07:01
  what he means. Though. If you marry someone and you want kids with
• 1:07:03
  them and you end up finding out that they can't have kids, you're kind
• 1:07:08
  of mad and you call that diamage good Honestly, though, I hold on,
• 1:07:12
  I'm gonna stop you right there and just say, before you marry someone,
• 1:07:15
  that's something you probably should find out, right, you should find that
• 1:07:18
  out. But you don't know that, but you should expect everybody. And
• 1:07:20
  that's why half marriages end in divorce now because people just rush to get married.
• 1:07:25
  It's like, oh, I love you, I've been in love with
• 1:07:26
  you for three years? Will you ma? That's that? How do you
• 1:07:28
  ask that? What do you mean? How you asked that, you just
• 1:07:30
  how do you ask? Can you? In my opinion, I'm not a
• 1:07:32
  relationship counselor, right, So anybody out there what I'm about to say,
• 1:07:35
  don't come out and kill me. But my opinion is you shouldn't be quick
• 1:07:40
  to marry somebody. You should get to know them. They should become your
• 1:07:43
  best friend. If you really are gonna marry someone in your ideas to stay
• 1:07:46
  with them for the rest of your life, why wouldn't you not want to
• 1:07:48
  know every single thing about this person? Like you want to know, like
• 1:07:53
  how if they could cook. You want to know, like how they are
• 1:07:55
  in four seasons. You want to know how they are when they're brother you
• 1:07:58
  start. You want to know how they are when someone eyes close to them.
• 1:08:00
  You know, like you want to know all these things, and how
• 1:08:02
  you're gonna have all that drug addiction and we don't know how you don't know
• 1:08:05
  anything within three years? You know fast that goes by. I've already known
• 1:08:08
  you guys for two years. But how do you know that this got damaged?
• 1:08:12
  Goods? You date her and what you ask her work? Bro?
• 1:08:16
  You're telling her this bro? You yeah, yeah, yeah, I got
• 1:08:21
  it, smart bro. Look but you gotta know, you gotta do it
• 1:08:27
  like I would assume, like as you're getting to know someone that that's something
• 1:08:30
  that she would share with you. If you're dating a chick, bro,
• 1:08:32
  Like, it's like plain and simple. If you're dating a chicken, you've
• 1:08:34
  been dating her for a while. Hey, I'm gonna go to the doctor.
• 1:08:38
  You want to go with me? Hey when do you go to the
• 1:08:40
  fucking doctor? Let me go with you and see what the funk's up,
• 1:08:43
  Bros. Bitch is a sneaky she'll marry you knowing that you got damaged goods.
• 1:08:46
  Yeah, that's also your fault for mary someone that's sneaky though, Like
• 1:08:50
  you didn't take the time to do your your research, you know, like
• 1:08:54
  you should invest the time. This is who you want to spend the rest
• 1:08:57
  of your life with, and you're just gonna rest new decision like that if
• 1:09:00
  you find anything out on the like if my dick didn't work, I'm not
• 1:09:05
  telling her. You have to see what I mean. She's gonna find that.
• 1:09:10
  I don't honestly don't even know my dick works or not like it works.
• 1:09:13
  It it's hard, but I don't know if I can. I've had
• 1:09:15
  one scare, but like it was it can I get it? Like?
• 1:09:17
  Is it you get what I mean? I know what the scare is,
• 1:09:19
  bro, Like you know what it is. I've had one scare. It
• 1:09:21
  was in the high school. Long now, I just pull out and sometimes
• 1:09:26
  like you know what, that's why I know you don't know science whiles I've
• 1:09:32
  heard hand if not, someone s yes, I know. People don't take
• 1:09:34
  it to the future. You got to be able to like even if I'm
• 1:09:36
  having sex with someone, I'm looking at them like this is not going to
• 1:09:40
  be who I wouldn't have the rest of my life. I only pull out.
• 1:09:43
  I only pull out when I pull out when I'm I only pull out
• 1:09:45
  on chicks that I'm like, all right, wait, like if I if
• 1:09:48
  you don't one sands column ship though, like I'm on the road type of
• 1:09:53
  ship doors, Yeah, of course. But is that what you're wrong?
• 1:09:57
  Like your life with someone like no, this is no, no, this
• 1:10:00
  is this is where you're wrong, bro, This is where you're fucking wrong.
• 1:10:03
  Bro Xaber is thinking that you can't get a girl pregnant. But here's
• 1:10:06
  the thing, bro, Like whether let me cook, let me cook?
• 1:10:12
  When the fuck? When? When? When? Uh? When a woman
• 1:10:14
  is like on her Like when a woman is not on birth control and she's
• 1:10:17
  on her natural cycle, there is a certain gap that is considered a week
• 1:10:21
  or a week and a half which you can fuck and not get pregnant.
• 1:10:26
  This is usually before the period comes. And you that I'm not saying bust
• 1:10:30
  A nunnis side of her, but like you have to she has to really
• 1:10:33
  be tracking her cycle for you to fucking like. You know that. But
• 1:10:36
  at the end of the day, all lout of these foods that fucking say,
• 1:10:40
  oh, it just doesn't work. It doesn't work. You're just getting
• 1:10:42
  lucky on fucking her the week before the period comes. Try it the week
• 1:10:45
  after the period happens, and see how quick she gets pregnant. Bro.
• 1:10:49
  Like, no, I'm not saying it's the same thing whatever, girl,
• 1:10:54
  but scientifically, the women's biological structure, so there's like a there's a quote
• 1:10:59
  unk whole Green week where you're green lighting and you can fuck without a condom
• 1:11:02
  and you can fuck on her heavy flow. Yeah, well I mean you
• 1:11:05
  could you could suck yeah, very much. Yeah, he's not He's not
• 1:11:09
  wrong. I'm that's just science. There's too much blood and this is a
• 1:11:12
  real forty two original shows. Because this is like like this is how you
• 1:11:15
  know we the amount of smoke that's in this bitch. It smoked up today.
• 1:11:19
  This baby is knocked out in the carr with the baby family friendly though
• 1:11:29
  though the budget definitely, I still can't believe that in try the little Buds,
• 1:11:31
  I still can't believe that the baby buds. I love the fact that
• 1:11:34
  we have baby buds in the group though, Like I think that's so dope.
• 1:11:38
  That means we're good for generations, right, We're gonna do around.
• 1:11:41
  But when these fools had there like oh we have a little we could bring
• 1:11:44
  little buds to the Christmas party, I was like, this is it right
• 1:11:48
  here, this is what you want to move. It's all in there though,
• 1:11:50
  right they were chilling like there was just they're chilling like just so everyone's
• 1:11:54
  around like and brought like we're asking the adult ship, not going outside,
• 1:12:00
  not being nosies, are playing legos, trading Pokemon call thing about it is
• 1:12:03
  like they can be nosy because we're just smoking weed, right, that's the
• 1:12:06
  thing. Like we're trying to de stimulate the break down, the simulation or
• 1:12:12
  whatever that word is. I mean, I mean I've said it a thousand
• 1:12:15
  times. Yeah, you guys smoke and some people a lot. Yeah,
• 1:12:18
  but to someone, people smoke and they don't drink and that's cool. But
• 1:12:21
  then some people be taking shots, but that's cool. It's so funny how
• 1:12:25
  parents get super wasted and no one looks at down upon that, but someone
• 1:12:29
  smokes the joint you're like, you know, I will say I didn't even
• 1:12:30
  think about it when we first came up with the forty originals that are coming
• 1:12:33
  up with a weed group, and know I did just wanted to come up
• 1:12:36
  with a way to find like minded people. I just wanted to meet people
• 1:12:40
  that could smoke with. I didn't know it was going to be what we'd
• 1:12:42
  be game or what it what it is. None of us thought about that,
• 1:12:45
  baby, but I did end up meeting people. Oh is that thunder
• 1:12:51
  was that from him? Or I think that from here through the ears raight
• 1:13:03
  top very fucking with Now. I was like, to right, that was
• 1:13:08
  real, that was real thunder, the one, the one was easy.
• 1:13:11
  I really thought that was him. No he did. I know he doesn't
• 1:13:15
  have that sound effect. That's why I was like, yeah, shout out
• 1:13:17
  to l a rain, it's right, right, I mean just Gore was
• 1:13:20
  right, Hey, hey, hey, you might not. You might not,
• 1:13:26
  mister go Biden, you might not approve this. But he's real happy
• 1:13:30
  right now because the homeless is getting way. I am not happy because the
• 1:13:34
  homes aren't living up right now. The homeses are are reminding themselves that this
• 1:13:38
  will make me sound like fucking doctor Evil or the back gun from Superman.
• 1:13:43
  Me too, all right, mean too right now? You know what,
• 1:13:45
  we don't really like the homeless. We don't. You know, you don't
• 1:13:47
  you know, we don't We're not We're not like homeless. Look food orders,
• 1:13:51
  well, like I said it escaping, we got a lot of food
• 1:13:55
  and guests. We gave it to the cats and the dogs Thanksgiving. Look
• 1:14:00
  for like all I'm saying is and I said it on the Green Thumb Show
• 1:14:05
  and b real was like he changed the subject real quick when I s brought
• 1:14:09
  it up because we were talking about Buffalo because Betty the Butcher was on,
• 1:14:15
  uh you know, and he's from there, and I was like, and
• 1:14:17
  from from and I was like that feel was like like they were talking about
• 1:14:20
  how cold it is and I was like, oh, they don't have a
• 1:14:23
  home. This problem out there, huh, and then they were just like
• 1:14:25
  no, they don't like, yeah, no, it's not even that,
• 1:14:29
  bro. Like they literally don't want people to be frozen on the streets to
• 1:14:30
  give them because that's what happens. They send them bus tickets to the West
• 1:14:33
  coast. Yeah, that's why we have so many. They come from all
• 1:14:36
  over the other parts of the country. But they're saving their lives. Like,
• 1:14:40
  you got to think, if you're homeless, where would you rather be?
• 1:14:43
  Somewhere where it just rains or somewhere where it snows. Yep. So
• 1:14:46
  I'm from you know, I'm from Buchanan, Michigan. I know, if
• 1:14:49
  you guys want to, that'sid. But that's like a little population of six
• 1:14:53
  hundred people Canada, damn near Yeah, right right below Canada, right over
• 1:14:57
  there, right by Columbus, Ohio. So my dad and family came out
• 1:14:59
  to the game. Yeah I'm from I'm from a small ass town. But
• 1:15:02
  there's no homeless people there, bro, I mean there there are, but
• 1:15:06
  I've been to. I've been like I've been to, Like it's not like
• 1:15:10
  how we got it. You're not going to see no tents pitched up on
• 1:15:12
  the streets, bro. Like, no, and the cities I mean,
• 1:15:15
  look, look this sounds crazy, and I mean I'm not gonna it is
• 1:15:19
  what it is. It's one or the other. But those cities, those
• 1:15:23
  downtowns look empty, they look sad. Well, yeah it's cold. I'm
• 1:15:27
  from bro. There's only one street, so there's no downtown. It's one
• 1:15:31
  there's two streets. Yeah. But even though, like I'm talking about,
• 1:15:33
  like those cities that I've been to, like they're still sad. You can
• 1:15:35
  tell because there's no there's you should come when you should come. You ever
• 1:15:39
  heard of a ghost town? You should come around around from that? Come
• 1:15:42
  out? Yeah, bro, this picture like people go in, give it
• 1:15:45
  bus tickets to the whole less talk about California. Here we come right,
• 1:15:50
  yeah, yeah, they are take that great hand here there. Ever watched
• 1:15:57
  that show I was hosting that and then why you think I love my girls?
• 1:16:01
  Come on? Why you gotta bring Why I think I love white girls?
• 1:16:05
  Dog? Like I was. I was hugged on the show when that
• 1:16:10
  food punched Luke and then he and then he then his girlfriend even liked them,
• 1:16:13
  and then that fools like that girl's mom was trying to I was like,
• 1:16:17
  I just think that they look like raw chicken when they're naked, and
• 1:16:28
  like I wax it like when they waxed it like the next like that that
• 1:16:30
  first two days. On the reason I said that, because I said that
• 1:16:34
  publicly, because I put it out my story. A lot of the times,
• 1:16:36
  try a little like a little turkey, like raw turkey, like raw
• 1:16:41
  chicken, like right there, Like if you put it, bro, just
• 1:16:44
  put that picture up on your Look at my Instagram, look at someone's Instagram
• 1:16:46
  or is looking at a picture of Rod Turkey right now? Some white girl
• 1:16:49
  that you you smashed before, like I also smashed them. But after watching
• 1:16:55
  get Out, I was like, nah, we got down and get out.
• 1:16:58
  After watching the movie get Out, that where you got that from?
• 1:17:00
  No all we get out? Yeah yeah it's big, broo that the way
• 1:17:12
  that it goes to that Bro. Yes, but I'm from the Midwest.
• 1:17:15
  Bro, I'm gonna tell you that. Bro, there's people that are super
• 1:17:17
  racist and their grandparents are still alive. Slavery wasn't that long ago. Bro,
• 1:17:21
  there's people out here that still have If you go and you have the
• 1:17:25
  crazy part is imagine going to a white gro's house you're about to smash and
• 1:17:28
  and being black and then going to like and you're like, I'm gonna marry
• 1:17:30
  it, right. So she's showing you picture albums, photo albums or whatever,
• 1:17:33
  and you're just seeing like fucking slaves from her great grandparents and how they
• 1:17:38
  used to hang niggas and ship like these are in their photo albums. Bro,
• 1:17:41
  You're just like, uh, like, bro, what the fuck?
• 1:17:44
  Like that ship's still out there? So those girlfriend, her dad was a
• 1:17:47
  border of Troy in the West coast where it's not as bad. Look out
• 1:17:53
  here, it's not as bad. The people here are more open minded.
• 1:17:56
  But if you go more east you go, the more racist it gets,
• 1:17:59
  right, and those people, bro, you're gonna smash. I'm not smashing
• 1:18:02
  a white girl from Boston. So like one time, what so that just
• 1:18:06
  sounds horrible? Oh oh just yeah, just fucking yeah. Yeah. It
• 1:18:14
  sounds like Family Guy character that bro. You know, like the most racist
• 1:18:18
  place I've been, Like Lois bro from Family Guy. Bro. You know,
• 1:18:24
  you know, off the you know, like uh, you know,
• 1:18:26
  off the grid means right, yeah, from from You're not going to find
• 1:18:30
  someone I did. So I did a comedy show off the Grid in the
• 1:18:35
  middle of the in the Boonie, that one with the crawfish. How yeah,
• 1:18:40
  how do I eat? I eat crawfish because I know we catch them
• 1:18:43
  out the lake. How do you how do you even get into that situation?
• 1:18:46
  I do conspiracy, I do. I do podcasts about conspiracies. Oh
• 1:18:50
  I love those. So do radnecks love conspiracies or do they love conspiracies?
• 1:18:56
  I think their conspiracy is a little more like crazy or the dude. So
• 1:19:00
  I worked with the white guy, his name Sam Tripley. He got us,
• 1:19:03
  he got his booked at a show off the grid in the middle of
• 1:19:08
  nowhere in the boonies. And that's the type of ship that they're on.
• 1:19:11
  That's my problem. And I got my anarchisticokbook type of ship. Oh those
• 1:19:14
  people have that, like you don't know if that is. No bitch in
• 1:19:17
  there had shaved their armpits in like three days. Oh yeah, no,
• 1:19:19
  that's not happening. And that was the least there was. There were some
• 1:19:23
  pits like this. There was like it was wild. But what I'm trying
• 1:19:27
  to say is like that's the most racist place. I would say, like
• 1:19:29
  like someone some there. Some of those people that were there were looking at
• 1:19:32
  me like I'm not a boy. But they were this close to calling me
• 1:19:38
  boy, and I was that there was white, no black people. For
• 1:19:41
  sure. I was the closest thing to like black to them. When they
• 1:19:43
  were like, they could tell I was like, and I felt like that
• 1:19:46
  was cool because obviously I was performing, so I performed like that. So
• 1:19:50
  I performed, so I get what you mean. I get in some place.
• 1:19:53
  I really this was down in the South, and I've never felt like
• 1:19:55
  this, And I've said they weren't racist because I was performing. That's the
• 1:19:58
  thing I was performing. So to them, I was cool. Well,
• 1:20:00
  it's because the people in there were there to see you, so they're not
• 1:20:02
  going to be racist. The people are around outside the town, and I
• 1:20:09
  felt and I felt I felt they were being nice because I was there on
• 1:20:12
  an agenda. But I can't have racist people out here. But it's not
• 1:20:15
  the same when you go somewhere over there where it's like they really are racist.
• 1:20:18
  I remember where I'm from, Like in my city, I remember when
• 1:20:21
  the first Mexican person where he's from, Dude, my jokes and ship,
• 1:20:25
  bro, Oh, they're not fucking your jokes aren't even? No, I
• 1:20:29
  don't know, but no, they're not racist where I'm from. It they're
• 1:20:31
  very cool. But it's just that where I'm from, its populations like less
• 1:20:35
  than a thousand first of all, but it was only black and white people
• 1:20:39
  back then, and like I think one Asian family. And then I remember
• 1:20:43
  when the first Hispanic family moved in. He was half black, half his
• 1:20:45
  Spanic. Everyone was crazy, everyone went crazy. Someone was speaking Spanish in
• 1:20:48
  the town and I grew up speaking Spanish, so I was just like,
• 1:20:50
  what the fuck? So, so you talk about those those those crazy cities
• 1:20:54
  out there. Have you ever heard of software Underbellings? It's the best.
• 1:20:58
  What the hell was that? You know him? Know? You dog this
• 1:21:02
  podcast series? But he interviews like about the crazy. I'll get to it.
• 1:21:09
  So like he interviews the craziest, like prostitutes, homeless people, people
• 1:21:14
  people who are like are tricks, people who are like all this stuff.
• 1:21:16
  But like he has like this series out of the whole thing where like he
• 1:21:21
  interviewed this people from West Virginia and they're like an all incest family and it's
• 1:21:27
  like they're like one of one of them bars, one of them does all.
• 1:21:33
  They don't even know how to talk. Bro, Like a couple of
• 1:21:35
  them. It's crazy. Yeah, it's wild, bro. And then one
• 1:21:39
  of them dies in the episode, not in the episode, but like third
• 1:21:41
  episode. They're like, oh, yeah, she died like I was,
• 1:21:44
  just like, yo, bro, so knowledge you obviously believe in incests.
• 1:21:48
  How can you believe in Adam and Eve's story. Not to disrespect religion,
• 1:21:51
  I'm just saying, how can all of these nine billion people that we have
• 1:21:56
  on the planet today come from two people? If incests? You see,
• 1:22:00
  you just talked about it. What happens when you have one family trying to
• 1:22:02
  do that? I want to say, in the last three generations, I
• 1:22:06
  want to say, the pigs were just fat chicks and the garden of Eden
• 1:22:11
  and Adam ah, that was great dog. So there's a little bit of
• 1:22:18
  bestiality in the fucking in the Bible here? Is that what you're saying?
• 1:22:23
  He's they're pretty close to humans from what I hear they are. They are
• 1:22:27
  close at his skin wise, they are. Yeah, Yeah, they're pretty.
• 1:22:30
  They're smarter than the dog. Will tell you that much. No,
• 1:22:32
  pigs are definitely smart. That's why they call people. Can we talk about
• 1:22:35
  the farm? You got? You got a nice little fucking yeah, you
• 1:22:39
  got like a nice little like setup. And I'm not hating on it.
• 1:22:42
  Like that's like right now, people think like, I mean, you already
• 1:22:44
  know after COVID thought you were hating on it. No, I know,
• 1:22:45
  but some people might have thought, no, I was about to say that,
• 1:22:48
  you're gonna say fuck my farm. But no, no, But because
• 1:22:51
  like, oh, I mean when I was young, when I was younger,
• 1:22:55
  having a farm was like, I was like, we have a farm,
• 1:22:57
  like, bro the funk out of here? Same here, same I'm
• 1:22:59
  from the country, so I was like I used to I grew up.
• 1:23:02
  So I'm just telling you it's dope. You have you have hands, you
• 1:23:04
  want to cappy borrow, so I just can you started. But it started
• 1:23:09
  during COVID, having those COVID booster checks, you know, the extra six
• 1:23:15
  hundred dollars. We're like that, you know, that's just spend some money
• 1:23:19
  on dumb ship. We bought some chickens. I get knowne that by the
• 1:23:25
  wagon on that I'm ilegal, So I didnt get know that bag of money
• 1:23:29
  we did. I left my job to stay at home and work. I
• 1:23:32
  took that. I took that money from the government for a little bit,
• 1:23:34
  and I spent it on dumb ship like a farm. And now I am
• 1:23:39
  smart stuff what are you talking about that? I don't regret. It's more
• 1:23:42
  than spinners, Bro, But like it's every time I leave, I got
• 1:23:46
  to deal with something. Bro. You have thirty one chickens. I got
• 1:23:49
  nine, nine ducks, fucking three turkeys, guinea fowl, five dogs,
• 1:23:59
  four at you even like sell the eggs? Like have you started. I'm
• 1:24:02
  not out here to make profit. Like I said, I'm from a small
• 1:24:05
  town of six hundred, and these animals are just costing you. You know
• 1:24:08
  they cost me hella bread, Bro. But that's not what I have it.
• 1:24:12
  I don't. I don't get them out to the homies because I mean
• 1:24:14
  I've had something. No, we eat them and giving out to my homies.
• 1:24:17
  If anybody wants eggs, you already know. If you know me,
• 1:24:19
  you can come and ask my family for eggs if I'm not home, or
• 1:24:21
  you can ask me for eggs and don't bring you eggs like for sure,
• 1:24:27
  don't believe in that. Don't believe in that cholesterol ship. They're good for
• 1:24:30
  you. I know they're organica. My chickens are like wild, like good
• 1:24:33
  grass bread. I mean, give them chicken food, but I make get
• 1:24:38
  a little high. But okay, I've tried giving them weed. They've actually
• 1:24:40
  eaten wat you know, because my chickens walking into my room and they're so
• 1:24:43
  cool that they'll just come into my room. I just leave the door open
• 1:24:45
  and they'll just come and hang out with me, jump on my eggs and
• 1:24:48
  stuff. I hand feed them so every I Originally the idea behind the farm
• 1:24:54
  was to have a petting zoo, you know, like it was like,
• 1:24:56
  oh, if kids aren't going to be able to go outside, like,
• 1:24:59
  they at least come to my house. It wasn't a petting zoo, but
• 1:25:01
  it's like, well they can bring if you got kids or you know,
• 1:25:04
  a new baby, but your baby was old enough, you could bring them
• 1:25:06
  to the backyard because I had a trampoline, I got a basketball court,
• 1:25:10
  Like I haven't you've been to my house, so I haven't. I don't
• 1:25:12
  know if you went all the way to the backyard and space we have,
• 1:25:15
  but we have enough space. So it was like, yo, if you're
• 1:25:16
  stuck, if you have an apartment, imagine being in COVID and not having
• 1:25:20
  anywhere to go for that whole year and a half. You had to be
• 1:25:23
  stuck in the apartment, not being able to go to the parks, not
• 1:25:26
  being able to go nothing where, so fuck it. Come to my house
• 1:25:28
  as long as you're good, you're not going to kill my family, which
• 1:25:30
  are with COVID, and come over, bring your kids and come hang out.
• 1:25:33
  And that's kind of how it started. And six chickens turned into thirty
• 1:25:36
  one chickens and here we go. So what's the I mean, like you's
• 1:25:42
  Donna said, what's the rundown? Like, I mean, you don't have
• 1:25:43
  to say, like the cost, but like if someone wants to have chickens,
• 1:25:45
  because I mean sounds weird hard, Yeah, bro, it's not.
• 1:25:49
  For the most part. You started to clean the coop, keep the coop
• 1:25:51
  clean. It's kind of like picking up after a dog, pick up shit.
• 1:25:56
  But the thing about it is you can recycle that ship and use it
• 1:25:59
  fertilize or Yeah. So my I had a dead orange tree in my backyard.
• 1:26:01
  It's completely back to life now. I moved my ducks behind the orange
• 1:26:04
  tree so that their their area is the orange tree and where they shipped and
• 1:26:10
  like just wash it down, water it down, and brought my tree back
• 1:26:14
  to life. So I'm happy about that. We give it out to people
• 1:26:17
  that want it if they need fertilizer. You can have it. You have
• 1:26:20
  plenty. That ship I was is that water? I was like, yeah,
• 1:26:25
  that ship. That ship does help though, Like straight up, that
• 1:26:28
  ship does help though. I mean, you suck fucking you got a super
• 1:26:32
  chat. Three Eyes sent you twenty bucks to take a shot. Damn.
• 1:26:35
  I'm buzz's pretty fucked up already. But he's uberine though, the three Eyes
• 1:26:41
  that full hooked me for the fuck up for my birthday better than anybody this
• 1:26:45
  week. Like literally, I'm talking about like like he's like, Bro,
• 1:26:49
  I want to sure's not ruining it? Dog? I know, Dog,
• 1:26:55
  it's the homie dog. Why does that make homie ship gay ship? You
• 1:26:58
  always not ruined it? Dog? Did you want to fuck him because he
• 1:27:00
  gave you a PlayStation? No? Red Eyes, thank you? She was
• 1:27:08
  a big deal, bro. I love Spider Man, I know. But
• 1:27:12
  for all though, like major shout out, she was dope, Like I
• 1:27:15
  I went all out. I already got a haircut, you know, looking
• 1:27:17
  cute. That's right. You gotta be ready for the rave tomorrow. Yeah,
• 1:27:21
  I'm gonna I don't know, a little event tomorrow. I'm gonna Saturday
• 1:27:27
  sweet six. Yeah, dude, like you talk about you talk about why
• 1:27:30
  do I gotta make it gay? Look at how you said that, Broy,
• 1:27:33
  like yea. Even most it's like he's like, yeah, bro,
• 1:27:39
  it's like why why did you say it? All like that? It's that
• 1:27:41
  thing I ce I might delete later. What's that post with the bitches post?
• 1:27:45
  What is it? Yeah? Cute? I might later a hashtag might
• 1:27:47
  delete later. Hatter shout out to red Eyes on the Road though that've always
• 1:27:50
  comes through. He's a homie with everything reposting, but he's on two real
• 1:27:56
  yeah, dog, except for giving giving Ray the Vegas had to do this
• 1:28:00
  in Denver. Yeah, that's on me from tell me you got to pull
• 1:28:02
  up to the Denver l f C game or rapid by you want to buy
• 1:28:06
  this ticket? He's probably already he's probably looking at the season right. No,
• 1:28:13
  No, we don't know. Well, don't buy a ticket because we
• 1:28:15
  have to. You have to get a ticket with us. Yeah, I
• 1:28:17
  already told him for whenever he would want to. No, No, I'm
• 1:28:21
  saying when we play in Colorado, which we will, we go to the
• 1:28:26
  games. I don't know if you guys want to come, but I'll be
• 1:28:30
  so if he wants to. No, Hey, we had a great time
• 1:28:34
  smoking in Colorado too. That was a dope little airbnbodot's legal there. This
• 1:28:42
  fool guy is toll paint it today with the little white line. Little friends.
• 1:28:49
  Hey, we the super chests because we're getting it close to the end
• 1:28:53
  of the hour. Let's do it. Here we go. We got Will
• 1:28:58
  J two dollars please, Xavier x G. Thank you, DJ. Will
• 1:29:04
  my best friend right there, one of my best friends. That's the homie.
• 1:29:08
  Homies said four other people were his best friend. Fucking fine, I
• 1:29:11
  don't have one one best friend. Yeah, he's the homie. Poker dude
• 1:29:16
  easily said, will you'll be there? If I had the top whatever,
• 1:29:19
  you'd be on there. They'd be no, it'd be disrespectful. I didn't
• 1:29:23
  have you on there. Bring that back, yeah, poker god sting fighting
• 1:29:27
  over that. That's why I take it away. Yeah, you gotta take
• 1:29:28
  that hostar or arguing dog. Where you gonna put your side check? When
• 1:29:32
  do you put your side check on the top, on the top side page
• 1:29:36
  you even put her there, dude, just do not. She's gonna get
• 1:29:40
  mad. What's it called the finsta finsta. Yeah, I want to bring
• 1:29:45
  back my space and I don't because of the side bitch activities. Dog,
• 1:29:48
  I just don't want to deal with this dude. And then just why you
• 1:29:51
  don't even put it there? Yeah, this is why you don't have a
• 1:29:54
  side bach beginning with and then she comments on you, and then she comments
• 1:29:56
  on your walk by what I mean, and she comments on the walk you
• 1:29:59
  know I'm talking, bo, that's I got caught up. You're laughing because
• 1:30:01
  you've been there to this bitch coming on my wall, She's like. And
• 1:30:04
  then my ad my girlfriend was like, who's that dude? I was like,
• 1:30:08
  don't come on on my wall, like you're not, like, just
• 1:30:13
  know your spot homegirl. And I had to change my song because I was
• 1:30:16
  sad because I'm changing from my home major privacy settings, food, I spent
• 1:30:23
  so much time on layouts foto bucket dot com back. He hilarious, my
• 1:30:31
  humps shout out to the to you guys. I appreciate you guys bringing me
• 1:30:40
  out tonight. Now you're fine, my boy, thank you know, we
• 1:30:42
  appreciate you. Yeah, bro, I honestly thought in the beginning, I
• 1:30:45
  was like, I don't know, might not come. Why did you think
• 1:30:49
  I was gonna come? First of all? No, he didn't flake it.
• 1:30:54
  He didn't. We didn't confirm all. And the thing is I work
• 1:30:56
  over night, so I used to. Now I'm not working anymore right now,
• 1:30:59
  so I have ton But he didn't confirm with me either until what last
• 1:31:03
  night, until like almost eleven o'clock or something like that. I had it
• 1:31:06
  penciled in and I was like, oh, ship, let me confirm it.
• 1:31:10
  Well. I woke up to that that yesterday morning and there they were
• 1:31:13
  in the forty two group chat talking about that I was going to do the
• 1:31:16
  show, and I was like, wait, what, how do you guys
• 1:31:18
  know? And they were like, well, do you already know what's only
• 1:31:21
  reposted it? Yes, exactly, not the only mon again, that's the
• 1:31:28
  home you know. Once he saw he was the first one to just be
• 1:31:30
  like, we're going. I appreciate that, and that's why I encourage people
• 1:31:33
  to show up, because you never know. You might fall in love with
• 1:31:36
  this ship and then end up like really falling in love and you know,
• 1:31:43
  hopefully we bring what you say the next one? Yeah, fuck you,
• 1:31:54
  La, happy birthday, Xavier, thank you. He was no, that's
• 1:31:58
  the homegirl out loud, dude. She's been to plenty of our shows.
• 1:32:01
  Used to say, what's up? Yeah, thank you, thank you,
• 1:32:03
  Homegirlchy said thirty one fucking getting there, engine nights about it. Come on,
• 1:32:10
  it's been on the back twenty one plus ten. Yeah too, che
• 1:32:14
  like that. Luisa rometto shout out from Boston, thanks for the good shows,
• 1:32:21
  salute to Boston, and yeah I'm wearing the Boston hats or salute to
• 1:32:25
  you guys. I didn't mean to say anything about your white girls, my
• 1:32:27
  bad fool they do they? Oh yeah, I can say that would fuck
• 1:32:32
  the white girl for Boston earlier. But white girls were cool like Peter the
• 1:32:36
  crew, and some of them look like rock Chicken. What we're gonna do
• 1:32:39
  about it? In my pa, they still need to get cooked. Yeah,
• 1:32:42
  someone still needs to pipe them down. Hey matter, I'm an equal
• 1:32:45
  opportunity, So I'm just gonna say that it's all good. Next one,
• 1:32:50
  J MAXX, Happy birthday, x G. That's a bar. Keep the
• 1:32:56
  change and filthy animal hope you have a blast though, man fight. The
• 1:33:00
  rs O again stepped on my dose from four hundred to six hundred milligrams rs
• 1:33:06
  so, damn you got people. This isn't a contest, isn't This isn't
• 1:33:15
  a fucking contest dog. You might trying to be easy on. He look
• 1:33:16
  at his on smileing. He's like it was funny. Bro. So the
• 1:33:18
  other day my mom was like, she was like get I get it,
• 1:33:25
  Like, you know, how were you dog? Because I took for your
• 1:33:28
  ma and so for your mom to ask, because you're I took a full
• 1:33:31
  ass r s O, like a big big ass was talking to the cat.
• 1:33:35
  What so give me the rundown? This is okay, this is in
• 1:33:44
  the morning. No, no, no, Like it was like like dinner
• 1:33:45
  time and ship, you know what I mean, Like the cat's all kicking
• 1:33:48
  it and ship and I'm like, no, I'm talking about your mom asked,
• 1:33:50
  you know. It was like the next day after the next day in
• 1:33:54
  the morning and the next day she was like see and I was like you
• 1:33:58
  know, and I was like, what are you talking about? She was
• 1:34:00
  like you know what I'm saying, but I'll go to yeah, like like
• 1:34:04
  she was like not to mean that was normal, and like like how people
• 1:34:12
  your dog? How many mgs? Like a thousand at least, because a
• 1:34:17
  full arrange is a thousand? Yeah, how do you do that? I'd
• 1:34:20
  been doing like I was playing Spider man. So I was like, and
• 1:34:25
  then after like dinner, I was just you tell her. I was just
• 1:34:28
  like, no, I don't worry about it, like you know, I
• 1:34:30
  was like Cooper, I was like, it's a professionals. I was like,
• 1:34:35
  you know who my dad dad is Like, I was like, why
• 1:34:40
  are you Yeah? I was, yeah, you really know? You didn't
• 1:34:44
  say that. She was like the poason for the man and I was like,
• 1:34:47
  nah, I was like, now's phedamentalist. He's okay. So I've
• 1:34:53
  been I've been thinking because i've been doing the arts so too and nowhere near
• 1:34:58
  you dog, but sometimes like what if I just take too much and then
• 1:35:00
  you become a skit? So no, I'm not worried about dying. I
• 1:35:02
  know I can't die talking about breaking that fucking like that thing that braced your
• 1:35:06
  brain where it's like you're too high. Now you're becoming skitzell or bipolar.
• 1:35:11
  Do taking mushroom? You've never heard that, like people smoke taking mushrooms,
• 1:35:15
  tak taking Well. My point is if you've taken all that and it didn't
• 1:35:17
  happen, I don'tink it's gonna happen. Yeah, all right, I like
• 1:35:24
  you're just being that's going to be my counteractor. You're just being an a
• 1:35:28
  G. I would die. I had some mart so and then I was
• 1:35:32
  like it wasn't too much, but I was like what if. I'm like,
• 1:35:35
  you don't like triple this because you can microdose and that can happen.
• 1:35:39
  You know this, you know you're just being an al g. You've had
• 1:35:44
  it. I should have sucked me up a thousand milligrams and shout out to
• 1:35:49
  the homie Jerome who sent me this fucking moonshine, which is fucking fantastic,
• 1:35:57
  and I mean, hey man, this ship put in work. I'm happy.
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  Thank you so much. Straight up that was real shine. Uh,
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  let's get to the super chest because we got quite a bit. Damn d
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  M B Cellas Philisola Xavier Sea. Thank you, homie. If you his
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  favorite legal shut out dog. If you win her. If you if you
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  win her, you fly out the Chell because I know he's out of state.
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  So make it happen, doc, please. It will be a good
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  time. Trust me, I'll think it's a comedy store too. We'll make
• 1:36:25
  we'll make it like you'll come into the studio. We'll make it a fun
• 1:36:27
  time. To a game closest to them. Are we cold? Or we
• 1:36:30
  could go to a game to him? Yeah? Where's he from? You
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  know? He's like, you'll come back to the studio. Yeah yeah.
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  But like everybody's entered list the next one j Max, They're gonna, they're
• 1:36:41
  gonna come. Bro, I'm bringing them, but just wherever it is.
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  I promising people that haven't won stuff, Bro, because I know him.
• 1:36:47
  I know, I know him, the only one, but he's not the
• 1:36:54
  winner yet. Bro, what he's up? I get what you mean on
• 1:36:58
  paper, I get what you mean. Jbaxy ay out. Great show last
• 1:37:02
  week two. I couldn't watch live because I was working in office that day,
• 1:37:08
  but I was doing some cool three D previes test with sex and suits.
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  I don't know what the fuck that means. There is man whatever.
• 1:37:16
  That's cool video hippies. Shout out to everybody. If you played, you
• 1:37:25
  get your white girl and take out the sponsorship so fast XG. Happy birthday,
• 1:37:30
  food, have a great day. Thank you for all the work.
• 1:37:33
  Thank you, Homie. Appreciate that. Which is the audacity one Jax,
• 1:37:42
  not last week's show. I met yesterday's rs SO r SO Bro that ship
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  up. Take you out. I'm you don't have an r sold T shirt.
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  Probably making one, Yeah, that I'll probably make one like the like
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  the pill from the eminem cover, the Little Angry Pill. You should have
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  a like a syringe filling an uphill. No, that just does not look
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  to have Homer Simpsons face on it, isn't it Rick Simpson oil. It's
• 1:38:13
  gotta have a Simpson on there. All these Simpsons in your room, bro,
• 1:38:17
  like thinking. No one's thinking in the fucking build out. Someone's thinking.
• 1:38:23
  Aside from the forty two capsules, we gotta make a Simpsons capsule,
• 1:38:26
  next one, next one. Josh shout out allos much love from the beautiful,
• 1:38:32
  boring state of Indiana. Freedom baby out to Indiana. That's not far
• 1:38:38
  from where I'm at, x G and Toxico. We love you, fool
• 1:38:43
  or sub shouts Indiana. It's not a boring state. Dog, you can
• 1:38:45
  make it fun. Figure something out to do. South be Indiana's dope as
• 1:38:48
  fuck. Yeah, I've been to all these little cities and there's always something
• 1:38:51
  fun. Start a podcast, be the be the big fish in that little
• 1:38:56
  city. At least I've seen some people don't do just from dope ship dog
• 1:38:59
  have far be the stoner in there. College gets pretty lit. Yeah,
• 1:39:03
  telling you the dog stay up though, thank you, thank you. I
• 1:39:08
  I got somebody the char I don't think ex is that desperate damn negativity and
• 1:39:13
  that's somebody. Yes he is. The arguments that Cherald for golden Next three
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  eyes, much love x G. Happy birthday to a sick ass world famous
• 1:39:26
  comedian and podcast host. Laughing face, congratulations, I'm making it another year.
• 1:39:32
  You're a legend and the making. I hope you live to five hundred
• 1:39:36
  years old with neural link. I love fucking fucking three. That's the homie
• 1:39:42
  x x so, thank you. Three eyes. Next one, Kelly green
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  Eyes Underscore eight nine. I would like an LAFC experience and happy birthday x
• 1:39:53
  fuck yeah, dog, that's what's up. Trust me, pull up,
• 1:39:57
  pull up, literally, pull up. We'll be there. Give you a
• 1:40:00
  R S O. Well, no, I'll be I'll be careful. Next
• 1:40:03
  one, next one, happy b they to the home x G. Cheers
• 1:40:09
  Pamp and you enjoy many more hashtag snape tug, same team, Thank you,
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  homie. Uh, I'm gonna take a shot. I did I think
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  the shot, So let's go anywhere Uber should bring a forty two tank.
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  You smoked though in the tent. Now you can't. You have to have
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  a sight, sir, Like that's hard to get. Next one, next
• 1:40:34
  one, next one. Will J, Globato Originals, Lobitos, Happy Birthday,
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  Xavier. I saw Bridget the Midget stripped naked to Google Dolls iris and
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  stripped to Google Dolls and he shed a tear. That's what's up. I
• 1:41:05
  want to talk about Maniac. That's the Maniac number one. It's one of
• 1:41:08
  my best friends. Dog shout, DJ Will. Poker, God Poker got
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  in the banking. Dog hit that full up pretty good. He's pretty good
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  at poker. He knows this thing. He knows. Yeah, he's better
• 1:41:20
  than me. I hate, I hate admitting it, but he's better than
• 1:41:23
  me. If I heard you mean the prostitute and poke, you mean him,
• 1:41:27
  Yeah, he's good at it. Roger Jacobina salute, we don't smoke
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  the same and fork to Originals happy birthday asks to the mother f n Ge
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  Salu, thank you, homie, appreciate it. I prett drunk the bottles
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• 1:41:46
  mix. I know you finish yours already. I'm good. Pretty twos are
• 1:41:53
  known you'd be mixing Hennessy with tequila. That's wild. They don't, they
• 1:41:59
  don't care. It's called the take ubera. Yeah, next one, King
• 1:42:04
  Valkyriam. Never been to an lift C game. Sounds like a dope experience.
• 1:42:11
  And happy birthday, ex funny ass show y'all. Thank you, homie,
• 1:42:16
  Yeah, thank you for tuning in. I appreciate that, and thank
• 1:42:18
  you, and definitely pull up even if you don't got tickets, pull up
• 1:42:21
  to a tailgate, won credit. No, you won't. Just get the
• 1:42:25
  tickets. They're not that expensive there talking about Lakers. Yeah, if're already
• 1:42:29
  pulling up to the towgate like on the rail. The box office has supported
• 1:42:31
  tickets hands down every time. Yeah, just do it, come on,
• 1:42:35
  pull the trigger one of these days, you know that, Belie complex ge.
• 1:42:43
  So what's the make a wish to sell? What's the wish to sell
• 1:42:48
  papers? I was gonna say that for you, this year has to happen.
• 1:42:54
  Donald Donald Trump, we could win this year. Then he wins,
• 1:42:57
  and then he's like, deport the year. I was gonna ask, no,
• 1:43:00
  but it doesn't matter as long as in the process, can't and I'm
• 1:43:02
  already in the process. Technically, I'm in the process. We already know
• 1:43:04
  that I'm in the process. Ain't nothing happened actively in the process. I
• 1:43:08
  don't fuck up. No, I'm in the process. I'm fine as long
• 1:43:11
  as on funk up the literally. My lawyer told me, he's like,
• 1:43:13
  you're good. You just got weight. It's gonna take a while because there's
• 1:43:15
  a lot of people in the process because I'm going I gotta explain to my
• 1:43:18
  fucker, just you're good. I'm good, dog, I'm traveling, I
• 1:43:21
  got I got a license, I got a social I pay my taxes in
• 1:43:26
  a way. As long as I don't fucking get caught up want some bullshit
• 1:43:30
  with bullshit around, We're fine. I don't need fight ten flowers with sub
• 1:43:34
  foods, but I chelita out their way up. What drugs are you going
• 1:43:44
  to do for your birthday? Shoo? Take care of so many more b
• 1:43:47
  days for you. X g Yeah, definitely, I'm going to advent tomorrow,
• 1:43:53
  Illuminati alumni. I don't know what the fuck is so, but it's
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  at the so Fi tomorrow and I will be part rolling and make us no
• 1:43:59
  fail maybe no offense for sure, no honestly, but I swear to God
• 1:44:03
  maybe no, why not? What even I would do that? I would,
• 1:44:10
  bro, I don't even like chewing gum your teeth. I tear.
• 1:44:13
  I tear up my gums. I tear up my gums if my true gums
• 1:44:16
  when I'm roll the past. But I gotta give it up to you.
• 1:44:19
  Look at the past fire when you're done. Afterward, it's gonna be you,
• 1:44:21
  Like damn, I'm glad I did not, and but I gotta give
• 1:44:24
  it up to his own. Like I don't know if it's him not doing
• 1:44:27
  blow no more? You bro know for though, like I don't know if
• 1:44:34
  it's you. I don't know. I know if it's like maybe George so
• 1:44:36
  because George ain't doing it as much as you think. I got on the
• 1:44:39
  road. We're gonna start. Remember, we're gonna start bulls. The originals
• 1:44:43
  we were thinking about we would have made, we would have made some moves.
• 1:44:49
  Second for a bathroom would have been power yeah, but then you know,
• 1:44:54
  all of a sudden, that second bathroom is there's always cops there.
• 1:45:00
  There's always cops outside that bathroom. Dog here, that's ay, yeah,
• 1:45:04
  this is yeah, they got nark on them on site. Next one Eileen
• 1:45:09
  Devine happiest of birthdays, Xavier have a good one. Same team, Thank
• 1:45:15
  you, homies, same team. So we missed you at the last,
• 1:45:19
  at the last, high and hungry pull up though j Max C. Those
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  bograph exam suits are used for pre visualization of a cinematic in a video anime
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  engine amme engine. It's amazing how quickly you can build a scene out ray.
• 1:45:41
  What's this about? You should know about this? I think it's like
• 1:45:45
  kind of like visualizing a set and putting like things together in the set,
• 1:45:49
  like furniture, you know, prop and all that stuff, or like with
• 1:45:53
  like action figures. No, not really, it's just kind of like a
• 1:45:57
  demo of sorts. I think that's what he's saying about elementary school. Maybe
• 1:46:02
  I don't know, man, but that's I don't know. Thanks though,
• 1:46:05
  Thank you for the super c S seven oh two. Happy bat of that
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  peaksa boy dog Peaks of piasa. Dog, I can't say peaks, so
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  we don't do about it. Dog. These fools think it's funny. He
• 1:46:16
  don't think it's the most funniest thing ever. Pizza pizza, But you can't
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  say the word. According to them, it sound to me, I don't
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  even know what the fuck they're talking about. Pixel Yeah, but he like
• 1:46:28
  Pixar saying one J Max c What comes first? Act is or Colton's are
• 1:46:33
  rolling? Damn? Probably Coltons are rolling? No way, dog, your
• 1:46:40
  papers is gonna take a while. How long has he been trying to fucking
• 1:46:45
  roll? A year and a half and he so can't. He hasn't been
• 1:46:48
  trying. He hasn't been trying. He tried. He'll probably get in the
• 1:46:53
  year he can do it. And and you know where he's fucking up to
• 1:46:55
  be honest with you, Not only is he gonna win this competition even,
• 1:46:59
  isn't it It isn't even a competition. It's not it's not. But you
• 1:47:01
  know what else but a huge benefit in his but eating pussy. If you
• 1:47:08
  can roll your ars, you can eat some good pussy. Just get fact.
• 1:47:12
  Really, next one, he's gay, right, Why gotta do that?
• 1:47:17
  Now you know that this is what this is? What why ship starts?
• 1:47:23
  Yeah, roll your ars, dog, better pussy and you'll get laid
• 1:47:27
  more. I didn't, I wasn't. You don't have to throw that next
• 1:47:30
  one? Yeah, Joe saying b d x gld about the time you worked
• 1:47:36
  at ziggies. Have you ever heard of this place called Diiggies? I swear
• 1:47:44
  to God, she gets paid for this every time. Dogmore, because I
• 1:47:48
  should talk to that food. What the fuck I am? I think I
• 1:47:51
  might just like a hundred bucks a week, dog one hundred bucks a week.
• 1:47:55
  So it's ziggies and I used to work at ziggies and it's the smoke.
• 1:47:58
  But he said someone's gonna stealings. He's wallet today it's right here,
• 1:48:01
  and I know you guys do that on camera. What the fuck he does
• 1:48:05
  that? Ship? Next one? Did you do that last time? No
• 1:48:09
  promise. I swear to God. You swear to God? Ray? Can
• 1:48:11
  you can you why? I had a counsel card stop and then and then
• 1:48:16
  I show up the next week and it's right here, and he's like the
• 1:48:18
  cleaning lady. I don't flipped the dog. I almost flip the bitch and
• 1:48:26
  then I looked at it. He's like you swear, and they all swore.
• 1:48:28
  They all swore, God, God, but we were not here.
• 1:48:30
  God, I know, I'm out new wallet. Dog. And I told
• 1:48:34
  him like please, like, don't funk around, dog and look at him
• 1:48:38
  laughing, see that I don't believe. And then he said that, he
• 1:48:44
  said, the first time you saw it back. I was like, what
• 1:48:46
  the fuck was? I wanted to cry like a little pair. I was
• 1:48:49
  like, y'all fools are rude, y'all pull their homies, and y'all both
• 1:48:53
  swore. I was like, for real on God, like that ass,
• 1:48:57
  Yes, that ass, and everyone said that ass and I almost called it
• 1:49:00
  clean. Was next one, last one, Grimaces hbd Toxica of the City.
• 1:49:11
  You go, Happy birthday to you x one more time, one more
• 1:49:14
  time, the last one. Yeah, that was the last super chat.
• 1:49:16
  I will be picking a winner right now. Let's go ahead and pick a
• 1:49:20
  winner. I got everybody's You have to d M him, Yeah yeah,
• 1:49:26
  just DM me or Exavier and then make sure make sure we'll take care of
• 1:49:30
  that. We'll work it out for you to make sure you can have a
• 1:49:31
  very dope time. Yeah, perfect, perfect, Trust me, you don't
• 1:49:36
  want to miss it, and it will be you will make it on the
• 1:49:39
  vlog because all the all the times I have locked it there the pre games,
• 1:49:42
  they are available on my YouTube page here, except for the one where
• 1:49:45
  the smoke was out everywhere. But uh, let's pick a winner, and
• 1:49:50
  the winner is damn. It was almost three eyes. CALLI green Eyes ay
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  nine, Cally green Eyes eight nine. Congratulations. I appreciate if you can.
• 1:50:12
  If you are not out of statum, you cannot make it. The
• 1:50:14
  second one. Second place was three Eyes. But you know there it is.
• 1:50:16
  If you can't make it, then three Eyes is the winter so he
• 1:50:18
  was right there next to it. But yeah, but CALLI green Eyes eighty
• 1:50:23
  nine. Congratulations. D m us If you're ready, yep, So congratulations
• 1:50:30
  number one. Let's clap it up for the guests, bro, it was
• 1:50:33
  long awaited. Appreciate you coming by. Bro. A very good time,
• 1:50:41
  Bro, and uh, you know definitely we make playoffs. You're coming back,
• 1:50:45
  right, you'll come back. You had fun, you had to fund,
• 1:50:48
  you got a good time. I know. But don't worry. The
• 1:50:51
  only one we'll have a truck by then he'll pick you up. Yeah.
• 1:50:54
  The only one comes on every so often too. With the reason I don't
• 1:50:58
  come it is because I don't want to conception is that I'm the face of
• 1:51:01
  this. I'm not. You bring the face the face face. It's just
• 1:51:04
  there was a group of I told you there was a couple of us.
• 1:51:08
  He's Agangan, yourn Agan, he's on. And then then then you're not
• 1:51:13
  the face of l A. You're not the face of originally just like social
• 1:51:17
  in the group. Yeah, that's what man like like. Like when we
• 1:51:20
  brought Ted on, we were like, dude, he's not he's just head
• 1:51:25
  Jesus, Yes, Ted, he's Ted. He's fucking Ted dog. And
• 1:51:29
  it's funny how Ted he brought back that. No one wants to believe it,
• 1:51:31
  but I think someone saw him again at a game and said, yo,
• 1:51:34
  we can move. They really did put a forty two on the fucking
• 1:51:38
  jersey on on uh yeah, And I was just like, what the fuck.
• 1:51:43
  And I also do know that there's nothing that goes on TV that's not
• 1:51:46
  thought about completely. Almost saw it. I guarantee you some sid credit and
• 1:51:50
  said why not know? And he should just feel like you showing up to
• 1:51:54
  it, like who gets good friends? Hey, bro, I hope he
• 1:51:56
  gets the full suit. Let's get But that was my point in telling people
• 1:51:59
  to come to me because you never know what's going to happen. You find
• 1:52:01
  some weird way to find a new passion. And can we give a shout
• 1:52:05
  out to fucking lad Oh yeah for sure. Sal To Angel Yeah yeah,
• 1:52:12
  yeah, come on, always puts it down, always bro he he goes
• 1:52:16
  hard. There's a lot of people in the community. He's been on a
• 1:52:18
  couple of times work having back on it before the season starts, definitely,
• 1:52:23
  there's a lot of people that deserve props. It's the unofficial official mask for
• 1:52:27
  two hours, naming the people that do things behind the scenes or that are
• 1:52:30
  there, you know, like especially someone that travels all the time, you
• 1:52:32
  know, like I'm going out, I'm following this team anywhere it goes pretty
• 1:52:35
  much. Shout out to the buds. Also because I think we had somebody
• 1:52:41
  at like forty, like at least ninety percent of the matches, and that's
• 1:52:45
  all matches away games included. That's Moon. Shout out to Moon. You
• 1:52:49
  know, like that Moon you're out there watching right now. You went to
• 1:52:53
  almost every game this season. Salute to you, Moon. That's that's the
• 1:52:57
  ja. That's a lot of money, you know, and that's that's a
• 1:53:00
  lot of time, there's a lot of away from your family and a lot
• 1:53:02
  of doesn't matter. Have you met Will Ferrol? So I know we're about
• 1:53:05
  to finish, but have you met Will Ferroll? Just because? Yeah?
• 1:53:08
  I mean I was in Ohio. Yeah, I was right there next to
• 1:53:11
  the video was just okay, I just I mean, I don't know,
• 1:53:14
  just yeah. A couple of My favorite one is Larry's out to Larry.
• 1:53:19
  Larry's the coolest one. Verry is so cool, bro, everywhere we go.
• 1:53:24
  We were in we were in Mexico and Leon and this fool walked out
• 1:53:27
  onto the pitch and the first thing he was like, Everyone's like, we're
• 1:53:30
  all in the crowd just waiting for beer, and everyone's like, what is
• 1:53:33
  Larry doing. He's on the field like this, and he's like pointing to
• 1:53:36
  us. You know, He's like, he's supposed to come on The Green
• 1:53:41
  Thumb Show. Might hit him back up to follow up on my scar you
• 1:53:43
  should bring one, yeah, but he agreed to it before they also try
• 1:53:46
  to get the falcon on had him on. Oh we brought the bird.
• 1:53:50
  I almost lost the bird. It's under tree. There's a video. Yeah,
• 1:53:57
  yeah, so cool. Know. This is my thing about this community,
• 1:54:01
  right, and like it's so deep and there's so many people that whether
• 1:54:05
  they smoke or not, they're they're advocates for what we're trying to do.
• 1:54:10
  He's in the game and he a part of the part of what we're you
• 1:54:14
  know, we're all part of as far as the community. He's so smart.
• 1:54:15
  I don't know. I you should listen to episodely literally I learned so
• 1:54:17
  much about falcons. I know it sounds so weird, but he love he
• 1:54:20
  learned about He gave us in about to come to his crib and fly the
• 1:54:24
  falcons. Yeah, we want to go. We make that happen. Yeah,
• 1:54:27
  Yeah, for sure, let's do it. Yeah. He literally talks
• 1:54:29
  like like you couldn't like airplanes, Like when he's on like he's flying out
• 1:54:32
  Japan, can't fly can't fly to Japan without falcons. Well, yeah,
• 1:54:36
  because they clear the roadway for you birds. Hear all the other birds out
• 1:54:41
  of there because if one bird goes into the air engineer fucked armandomando crazy.
• 1:54:46
  Yeah, it's like little things were like how they get a bird to catch
• 1:54:49
  her flight from La No No, I'm saying at the airports in the low
• 1:54:55
  level and saying like when you're coming from La, right, you're going to
• 1:54:58
  go to Japan. How does the they're just gonna send the bird out there
• 1:55:01
  to go catch the No, no, no, I'm saying, like before
• 1:55:02
  you take off and then at the airport is your pan they have somebody like
• 1:55:05
  that's leaving, leaving and landing the birds out. My point is, like
• 1:55:09
  my small questions, like, so you're about to go there, right,
• 1:55:12
  so how are they gonna sign a bird to your plane when you're landing?
• 1:55:15
  They don't. They just make sure the airwaves that these they just have birds
• 1:55:18
  patrolling. Yeah, there's a bird purpose No no, no, no,
• 1:55:24
  they haven't patrolling the airport like they're hungry. They're hungry and they just make
• 1:55:28
  sure planes say these these birds, you know, stupid pigeon. No one
• 1:55:31
  likes fucking pigeons. Get the fun out the way, dog, like you
• 1:55:33
  imagine you die over a pass. Pigeon, Get the fuck out. You're
• 1:55:38
  up there in heaven. You got to tell Jesus while you up here,
• 1:55:41
  you know, stupid he's been. He doesn't know. You're right. I'm
• 1:55:45
  bad, not making I'm bad. I'm over here trying to explain to Jesus
• 1:55:46
  why he died straight the hell. You know, there's a pigeon on the
• 1:55:48
  plane. He's like, I know, we're gonna follow you at Katon and
• 1:55:53
  g and all this stuff. Give if you want to gotch you know you
• 1:55:58
  just gotch them at the fucking cell gatings at the l A f C game.
• 1:56:01
  I mean, personally, perferbly, I would have you meet me in
• 1:56:06
  person, but you can follow me. Keep the cashier on Instagram? Is
• 1:56:11
  I am keating on Twitter? There you go. Make sure you guys check
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  make the team supporter group go bigger Ray shout outs, shout out to
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  Keaton were coming through And thank you for everybody for tuning in. Check out
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  my website Morning Shot Films now CEO Xavier once again, Happy birthday, Thank
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  you my dude. Thank you for everybody calling me like him, everybody who
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  really really for real. Mad love that that little video got a good amount
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  gender. I don't know what the fuck anymore. That's but whatever, But
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  you should use that to your advantage to try to engage with people as much
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  as No. Yeah, no, everyone knows I thank you for it.
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  So I'm saying you're saying thank you, man love, thank you for supported
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  it. And everyone who super chatted today. That was dope and uh fun.
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  If you're at the fucking soul Fy tomorrow, you'll catch me. I'm
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  in the floors. You'll know what a shoffle though. You're a shovel man.
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  I hate to a man, but yeah, why you hate to me?
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  That's the lot I was shuffling yesterday. It's I used to get down.
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  What do you mean I used to get down? Get down. It's
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  a good workout, dude. I thought this was like how to shovel.
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  Remember, you got served. I took it and you got served. Start
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  up that circle. You were in the middle of that circle bro. Of
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  course it's fucking stop the yard bro. I get yeah, I know what
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  you mean. But so that's why I'm like, why would you be ashamed
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  of? I know? But hit the line, buyding, subscribe. We
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  see you guys tomorrow, I mean Saturday. We got a stope, guys,
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  we got Caddi Blade. So bring out the race. I'm gonna bring
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  out the fucking giraffe, bring out the draft. Well he will be bringing
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  a lot of hash so so that's gonna be a hash episode. Thank you
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  so much once again. Have birthday. G Have you sold out of your
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  for the moonshine. I appreciate it. It was great. And then smacking