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- 0:00Speaker 1: I need you to have that report on my desk
- 0:01Speaker 1: by Friday, and would you carry my baby?
- 0:03Speaker 2: It's one more thing.
- 0:05Speaker 3: I'm strong, and one more thing I liked Katies better,
- 0:12Speaker 3: which is Elon Musk is a whore. Ah that's allegedly
- 0:18Speaker 3: in your opinion.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get into Elon Musk's life here in just
- 0:21Speaker 1: a second, and some troubles. He might be having this
- 0:25Speaker 1: headline from The Babylon Bee that I thought was really good.
- 0:27Speaker 1: The Babylon Bee often just funny. Sometimes it's rueful. I
- 0:32Speaker 1: mean it's like making a serious point about something, but
- 0:35Speaker 1: you know it's also kind of humor at the same time.
- 0:37Speaker 3: I like this one.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Palestinian researchers discover startling correlation between holding hostages in your
- 0:43Speaker 1: home and people shooting you. It's got a graph.
- 0:48Speaker 3: A line going this way for holding hostages in your.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Home being shot.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Wow, that is that is a dryly hilarious, a great
- 1:01Speaker 3: political point. You know, other than my wife and children,
- 1:04Speaker 3: I think the thing I love more than anything in
- 1:07Speaker 3: the world. And you know it's not surprising given my
- 1:09Speaker 3: line of work is humor as a persuasive tool, whether
- 1:14Speaker 3: it's H. L. Menkin Hunter Thompson, who I disagreed with
- 1:18Speaker 3: all the time, but he was hilarious, you know, John
- 1:21Speaker 3: Stuart Wayne John Stuart is heyday John Stewart. Yeah, even
- 1:24Speaker 3: when I disagree with him, the dude is hilarious and
- 1:27Speaker 3: moved minds. I just love that stuff so much.
- 1:31Speaker 1: So Elon Musk, the richest man in the world has
- 1:34Speaker 1: eleven kids.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Now with.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Thirteen different women's right, I think nine different women anyway,
- 1:42Speaker 1: a lot of different women. And he's got some female
- 1:49Speaker 1: troubles right now. So one woman who was in consensual
- 1:53Speaker 1: relationship with and the power dynamic blah blah blah. I
- 1:58Speaker 1: don't know if that's a big deal or not. Then
- 2:00Speaker 1: you got one woman who says that he had asked
- 2:02Speaker 1: to bear his shh, he had asked her to bear
- 2:05Speaker 1: his children, which I don't know I worked that in
- 2:08Speaker 1: in conversation.
- 2:08Speaker 3: But anyways, do you mean like to the park or
- 2:11Speaker 3: what do you mean?
- 2:13Speaker 4: Could you clarify?
- 2:14Speaker 1: I would like to impregnate you and then you carry
- 2:16Speaker 1: the child in your womba until delivered. Ah, thank you
- 2:20Speaker 1: for clearing that up, gotcha. But then this, and then
- 2:23Speaker 1: it's got the whole story here in the New York
- 2:25Speaker 1: Post actually quoting the Wall Street Journal. The mogul Elon
- 2:29Speaker 1: Musk also carried on a month long sexual relationship with
- 2:31Speaker 1: a third woman who reported to him directly at SpaceX
- 2:35Speaker 1: before the two cut ties. According to the report, the
- 2:38Speaker 1: third woman in Musk were involved romantically after she was
- 2:41Speaker 1: accused of having an affair with the husband of another
- 2:44Speaker 1: SpaceX executive.
- 2:45Speaker 2: It was reported, I don't accused by who. I don't know.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Musk first met Yes, Musk first. How many guys at
- 2:56Speaker 3: work are too many to be having sex with? I
- 3:00Speaker 3: would say anything north of one is probably not going
- 3:04Speaker 3: to be great for your rep.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Well, it's funny, it's it's almost a pass fail thing.
- 3:07Speaker 1: One is pushing it. Two is clearly too many Yes
- 3:11Speaker 1: to being having sex with.
- 3:13Speaker 2: At your current workplace.
- 3:14Speaker 3: It's just greedy.
- 3:19Speaker 2: For male or female. Yeah.
- 3:22Speaker 1: One is it happens and it can be survived. Two
- 3:25Speaker 1: is probably really not good idea.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Well, and I believe in strong, liberated women. But if
- 3:32Speaker 3: there's a woman across the hall who's like, hey, you
- 3:36Speaker 3: hear she's sleeping with Jenny's husband. Oh no, no, no,
- 3:39Speaker 3: that's over. She's sleeping with the boss. Now, I mean,
- 3:42Speaker 3: come on, everybody's the same thing.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Kate the one woman on the staff. You need to
- 3:47Speaker 2: weigh in on this before I move on.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Oh, I mean banging around at work is not going
- 3:52Speaker 4: to be good for your your luck.
- 3:54Speaker 1: Banging around at work, is that Shakespeare?
- 3:57Speaker 3: Yeah, to quote Santa Claus, ho ho home, that's beautiful.
- 4:03Speaker 4: I also think, like, have you guys ever dated anybody
- 4:05Speaker 4: at work?
- 4:06Speaker 3: Of course?
- 4:07Speaker 1: Uh?
- 4:07Speaker 3: Yeah? Have everyone broken up?
- 4:09Speaker 4: Broken up while it was while you're still working together? No?
- 4:12Speaker 1: I don't think so that's a blast horrid o.
- 4:16Speaker 4: I dated a coworker when I was working at the
- 4:18Speaker 4: good old grocery store. We broke up and whoa were
- 4:21Speaker 4: those shifts not fun anymore?
- 4:23Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, I never had that experience.
- 4:25Speaker 3: I still have oh no, oh no, oh no, chemicals
- 4:28Speaker 3: going through my brain right now. And this was before
- 4:32Speaker 3: you walk the earth, Katie, or at least you were
- 4:34Speaker 3: very small, you were rolling around in a cradle or something.
- 4:38Speaker 3: So elon.
- 4:41Speaker 1: I mean, he'd be the ultimate power dynamic with anybody,
- 4:44Speaker 1: right as the richest man in the.
- 4:45Speaker 2: World, tough to beat.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Musk first met the then intern in the early twenty
- 4:51Speaker 1: tens when she was a college student studying engineering.
- 4:55Speaker 3: So he would wait a minute. Vladimir Putin or or NBS,
- 5:02Speaker 3: the leader out of Arabia. They probably have Elon Musk money.
- 5:06Speaker 3: And would you like to go out for drinks or
- 5:09Speaker 3: would you rather fall out window? Yeah, that's a power dynamic.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Back to Elon Musk, who doesn't push people out of windows.
- 5:17Speaker 3: According to the Journal, Musk in the World.
- 5:20Speaker 1: According to the journal, Musk and the woman went out
- 5:22Speaker 1: for a meal after she sent him ideas about how
- 5:25Speaker 1: to improve the company. And that's a classic. She thinks, Oh,
- 5:29Speaker 1: my god, the world's richest man, the head of this company,
- 5:33Speaker 1: likes my ideas and wants to talk to me more
- 5:35Speaker 1: about it. He was thinking, you're hot. I'm going to
- 5:39Speaker 1: see if you'll go out to eat with me. And
- 5:41Speaker 1: she doesn't know that that's a that's a classic. But anyway,
- 5:45Speaker 1: Musk and the woman kissed after the two bonded over
- 5:49Speaker 1: their love of Star Wars, according to the report. A
- 5:53Speaker 1: year later, Musk arranged for the woman to be flown
- 5:56Speaker 1: to a resort in Sicily, where the two met. The
- 6:00Speaker 1: journal claim Musk was in Sicily attending a conference sponsored
- 6:03Speaker 1: by Google. That's a flex. Oh do you want to
- 6:07Speaker 1: go out to eat this Friday? I'm in the Bay
- 6:10Speaker 1: Area and you're in Sicily. I'll fly you here in
- 6:13Speaker 1: my jet.
- 6:13Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 6:15Speaker 4: Right?
- 6:15Speaker 3: Yeah, come on out. Yeah, what do you like to
- 6:18Speaker 3: sip on? I'll have the pilot get it ready for you. Hello.
- 6:22Speaker 1: The woman's it goes further as a flex. Actually, it's
- 6:26Speaker 1: probably not in a flex.
- 6:27Speaker 3: He's so rich.
- 6:27Speaker 2: It's just he just did it because it's convenient.
- 6:30Speaker 1: The woman's passport was in another city, so Musk made
- 6:33Speaker 1: arrangements for a friend to bring it to her on
- 6:36Speaker 1: an early morning, different flight. Yeah, my passport's in another
- 6:41Speaker 1: country right now, that's fine, I'll send a plane to
- 6:43Speaker 1: go get it and.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Bring it to you.
- 6:45Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna identify as a woman for the
- 6:47Speaker 3: next ninety seconds, which makes me a real woman according
- 6:50Speaker 3: to well lunatics. If I even like the guy some
- 6:57Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a hard time given that off.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in fact, unless I'm repulsed by him. Well
- 7:04Speaker 1: you tell us, Katie. But I'm thinking like it's a woman,
- 7:06Speaker 1: unless I'm just like eh, I don't think I could
- 7:08Speaker 1: do that.
- 7:09Speaker 3: If I had to.
- 7:11Speaker 1: You're gonna put me on a jet and take me
- 7:13Speaker 1: to Sicily?
- 7:14Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I could.
- 7:16Speaker 4: I could see how that would look like a real
- 7:18Speaker 4: glamorous thing. But I'm with you, Like, if I'm repulsed
- 7:21Speaker 4: by the guy, I can't.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Repulsive. Yeah, But the point is, you know, if you
- 7:29Speaker 3: have a like, you've what what what scale do we use?
- 7:33Speaker 3: If you're like a B minus into a guy C
- 7:39Speaker 3: being utter neutrality, or maybe you're a solid B into him,
- 7:43Speaker 3: You're never gonna marry him. You're not quote unquote in love.
- 7:46Speaker 3: But he's a nice guy and you enjoy and and
- 7:48Speaker 3: you know the sex isn't half bad. I don't. I
- 7:50Speaker 3: don't know what lifestyle anybody lives. I'm not here to judge.
- 7:52Speaker 3: But you're gonna stick with Elon Musk a hell of
- 7:56Speaker 3: a lot longer, and you're gonna stick with the assistant
- 7:59Speaker 3: manager of the crow store down the road or whatever.
- 8:02Speaker 3: All right, that is, that's fact. Yeah, the guy who
- 8:04Speaker 3: plays video games a lot. But it's looking really hard
- 8:06Speaker 3: for a job, right. All right, I'm back to being
- 8:09Speaker 3: a dude again. Let the conversation commence.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Why these details are in this whole story?
- 8:13Speaker 1: But the woman was bucked, booked on a first class
- 8:16Speaker 1: flight to London and then put on a private jet
- 8:18Speaker 1: to Italy. It was reported in twenty seventeen, Musk offered
- 8:23Speaker 1: the woman a role on his executive staff. Former SpaceX
- 8:27Speaker 1: staffers thought it was odd that someone so young, with
- 8:30Speaker 1: so little experience was offered such a high profile position
- 8:33Speaker 1: close to the boss.
- 8:34Speaker 2: According to the report.
- 8:36Speaker 3: On his staff, right, oh, Michael, well, I'll take a
- 8:49Speaker 3: moment to recover great dick jokes?
- 8:52Speaker 1: Was it?
- 8:52Speaker 2: Yeah? Thank you?
- 8:53Speaker 1: Was the last ravage of scoundrels?
- 8:56Speaker 3: No, that was classy and subtle. Admit it.
- 9:01Speaker 1: I like the fact that the staffers thought it was
- 9:03Speaker 1: odd that someone so young was put in such a
- 9:06Speaker 1: high position. Really, you didn't pencil out the whole He
- 9:10Speaker 1: flew her to cicily, she's attractive thing.
- 9:14Speaker 3: This is a real head scratch, he'd be. I can't
- 9:18Speaker 3: come up with a ah.
- 9:25Speaker 1: After she moved to La from New York, the woman
- 9:28Speaker 1: accepted an invitation from Musk for drinks. Her friends told
- 9:33Speaker 1: the journal that Musk came on to her and touched
- 9:35Speaker 1: her breast. One of her friends said the woman recalled
- 9:39Speaker 1: Musk telling her, Oh, I'm so bad, I shouldn't be
- 9:41Speaker 1: doing this. Elon tried to now I'm quoting the woman.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Elon tried to rekindle our relationship prior to my employment
- 9:50Speaker 1: and I rejected the advance. While there was some initial awkwardness,
- 9:53Speaker 1: it was nothing out of the ordinary after a rejection.
- 9:55Speaker 1: What you were talking about, Katie, It's just a relationship
- 9:58Speaker 1: breaks up and it's going to be uncomfortable in no
- 9:59Speaker 1: matter what. That's what the woman is saying. She's not
- 10:02Speaker 1: claiming anything awful, the woman said in a sworn affidate
- 10:05Speaker 1: had provided to the Journal. According to the Journal, the
- 10:07Speaker 1: woman who denied ever having a romantic relationship with Musk
- 10:12Speaker 1: said she was unhappy at space. You know, one of
- 10:14Speaker 1: the problems with all these kind of stories is it's
- 10:17Speaker 1: not anybody's effing business on either end. It's perfectly okay
- 10:21Speaker 1: for two people to get it to get together for
- 10:23Speaker 1: whatever reason and do their thing and not tell people.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Yeah right, I mean absolutely, In fact, that's the decent
- 10:31Speaker 1: thing to do, unless there was some sort of crime committed.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're back into the area of the
- 10:37Speaker 3: discussion though, that if you're putting the company at risk
- 10:41Speaker 3: and the shareholders at risk because of sexual behavior that
- 10:45Speaker 3: could bring down various consequences, well then that's the problem.
- 10:50Speaker 1: So she died denied ever having a romantic relationship with
- 10:52Speaker 1: Elon said she was unhappy at SpaceX because she had
- 10:55Speaker 1: no authority, and she also had trouble getting other executives
- 10:57Speaker 1: to take her ideas seriously. That would be frustrating when
- 11:01Speaker 1: you realize nobody's actually listening to me. I don't have
- 11:04Speaker 1: any ability to do anything. I mean, I've got this
- 11:06Speaker 1: position because Elon was into me. Once I made it
- 11:08Speaker 1: clear to him, I'm not interested.
- 11:10Speaker 2: Now what am I doing?
- 11:12Speaker 1: The situation got so bad that on several occasions she
- 11:14Speaker 1: would hide in the bathroom on company grounds, The journal reported,
- 11:18Speaker 1: and the affidavit provided that the journal the woman said
- 11:20Speaker 1: her feelings about the job at SpaceX were completely unrelated
- 11:23Speaker 1: to any romantic or personal interaction with Elon Musk. I
- 11:26Speaker 1: came into a very difficult role as a newcomer with
- 11:28Speaker 1: an established company.
- 11:29Speaker 2: She said.
- 11:32Speaker 1: She would visit Musk at his home after the boss
- 11:34Speaker 1: frequently texted her. According to a friend come by, Musk
- 11:36Speaker 1: would text her. When she didn't respond, he would continue texting,
- 11:39Speaker 1: Look it's either me or six am exercise, he wrote
- 11:42Speaker 1: on one occasion. On another occasion, Musk texted, just finished
- 11:45Speaker 1: the Model three production call. It's definitely going to be
- 11:48Speaker 1: hell for several more months. Are you coming over? If not,
- 11:50Speaker 1: I will probably trank out too stressed to sleep.
- 11:53Speaker 3: Naturally, Musk route wow when must text.
- 12:00Speaker 1: When Musk's text went unanswered, he wrote, probably best if
- 12:02Speaker 1: we don't see each other.
- 12:04Speaker 4: I can't handle rejection.
- 12:07Speaker 1: H The next morning, the woman texted back to him, writing,
- 12:10Speaker 1: oh man, I'm sorry, I'd already fallen asleep. I've been
- 12:13Speaker 1: a late night person most of my life, but i'd
- 12:14Speaker 1: been trying to switch over because it seems responsible to
- 12:17Speaker 1: be honest. Sorry, I crashed last night. Later that same day,
- 12:21Speaker 1: the girl confided in a friend that she had mild
- 12:23Speaker 1: social anxiety resulting from imposter syndrome, which makes my job harder.
- 12:28Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Why do I know any of this? I don't know.
- 12:32Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like well like you said so if
- 12:37Speaker 1: I'm a stockholder, although I doubt it set back the
- 12:40Speaker 1: company in any way, he put in a nothing position.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I don't know well, and he could settle for ten
- 12:48Speaker 3: million dollars and not notice it was gone, right.
- 12:51Speaker 1: But so he flirted with her. He texted, come on by.
- 12:54Speaker 1: She didn't respond. You know, she didn't respond to his advances.
- 13:00Speaker 1: He got the message. At some point nothing happened I
- 13:02Speaker 1: don't know, seems kind of like a no harm, no
- 13:04Speaker 1: foul to me.
- 13:06Speaker 2: What do you think?
- 13:07Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I'm thinking the whole I don't
- 13:10Speaker 4: think we should see each other anymore or talk anymore.
- 13:13Speaker 4: When she didn't respond at his first you know, his
- 13:16Speaker 4: text message, I think that that is kind of maybe
- 13:20Speaker 4: an intimidation tactic. I don't I don't really know.
- 13:24Speaker 3: That was weird. Yeah, that was either as you commented,
- 13:30Speaker 3: his need to act like he was rejecting her, which
- 13:33Speaker 3: is a psychological foible for sure, or it was a
- 13:37Speaker 3: weird quasi thread. Yeah, I don't know. That's just o odd.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Things are getting weird, getting weird fast.
- 13:44Speaker 3: The elon let me let me interject here very briefly. Elon,
- 13:49Speaker 3: that's why sexual behavior is the you know, rules, regulations,
- 13:56Speaker 3: thoughts on, it is uh, presently every single religion, because
- 14:02Speaker 3: that a mankind has known since like Adam and Eve,
- 14:05Speaker 3: that this could get out of hand and get weird
- 14:08Speaker 3: really fast. Things are getting weird, and they're getting weird fast.
- 14:11Speaker 3: The whole sex thing and this, this is just that
- 14:14Speaker 3: playing out the awkwardness.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Awkwardness with Musk eventually led her to leave Musk's executive staff,
- 14:21Speaker 1: She was reassigned to another role in which she reported
- 14:23Speaker 1: to another engineer, and when her manager was part of
- 14:26Speaker 1: mass layoffs, she left the company. In twenty thirteen, a
- 14:30Speaker 1: different woman who worked for SpaceX left the company and
- 14:32Speaker 1: then reappeared with a lawyer. She alleges that Elon had
- 14:35Speaker 1: asked her on several occasions to have his babies, which
- 14:40Speaker 1: is a big thing to do. That is a big ask.
- 14:45Speaker 1: After the woman declined, Musk's offer to have his children
- 14:47Speaker 1: in the relationship between the two deteriorated.
- 14:50Speaker 4: But was he was he being serious?
- 14:54Speaker 2: Hard to say?
- 14:55Speaker 3: You know?
- 14:55Speaker 4: I mean, I've I wasn't there. I've had guys joke
- 14:58Speaker 4: around with like, hey, ever, what I have? You know,
- 15:01Speaker 4: it's not I don't know. I guess it's how you
- 15:03Speaker 4: take it or how it's delivered.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Well, given the number of women with which he has
- 15:07Speaker 3: had kids, I think you have to take that invitation seriously.
- 15:11Speaker 4: And given their names, he needs to stop. Yeah, all
- 15:14Speaker 4: of these kids are doomed.
- 15:18Speaker 1: I don't have any idea what's happening with Elan if
- 15:20Speaker 1: it's you know, something awful or not. But can you
- 15:23Speaker 1: imagine how difficult it would be to date as the
- 15:26Speaker 1: world richest man, or any celebrity really, but this world's
- 15:28Speaker 1: richest man. I mean, unless you are going to tell
- 15:31Speaker 1: somebody okay when you first meet them. There's a documentary
- 15:36Speaker 1: filmmaker filming us and listening to us right now, and
- 15:39Speaker 1: they will every second of our entire relationship.
- 15:41Speaker 2: It's the only way I can protect myself.
- 15:43Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, what would you do anytime you're alone
- 15:49Speaker 1: where you can't confirm the truth of something. Someone could
- 15:53Speaker 1: claim you did something and you're gonna.
- 15:54Speaker 3: Have to pay them. Yeah, here's where we introduce our guest,
- 15:57Speaker 3: Trevor Bauer, the picture for the LEDs right, who was
- 16:01Speaker 3: framed up as being some sort of monster predator by
- 16:04Speaker 3: a gold digging evil seductress.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Who is laying next to him in bed the next
- 16:08Speaker 1: morning and texting your friends about how what his salary was.
- 16:13Speaker 1: He's going to figure out how to get some of it. Yeah,
- 16:16Speaker 1: it would be really difficult to figure out how am
- 16:18Speaker 1: I possibly going to get myself into a doesn't ruin
- 16:21Speaker 1: my life situation here? Although he doesn't seem to, like
- 16:24Speaker 1: you said earlier, he doesn't seem to be real worried
- 16:26Speaker 1: about it.
- 16:27Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gone with the Mick Jagger method of we're
- 16:29Speaker 3: together for a while, I knock you up, you have
- 16:31Speaker 3: a kid, I support you through the rest of your life,
- 16:33Speaker 3: and I get together with the kid now and again.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't dig that at all. No, those kids
- 16:38Speaker 1: would really like to have a regular dad.
- 16:40Speaker 2: They really would.
- 16:40Speaker 4: Elon, especially the one that's named x ash A twelve,
- 16:45Speaker 4: that one I feel really needs to dad around.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Thanks for that.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Of course, they probably don't make fun of you at
- 16:51Speaker 1: the two hundred thousand dollars year private kindergarten.
- 16:53Speaker 2: You're going to go to.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Join us next time when we tell the story of
- 17:01Speaker 1: William Buffett and his sexual harassment of Eva gabor Well,
- 17:08Speaker 1: I guess that's it.
- 17:10Speaker 2: That was an age joke.