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57 - S3Ep5: Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself · On The Lanai

• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to am A La Nai. It's me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Aaron, I'm Gina, I'm Kristen, and I'm James.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, James.
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  Speaker 4: We brought them back for having me back.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: But also Aaron asked for ten seconds of silence, and
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: that was not ten seconds. That's why I was making faces.
• 0:44
  Speaker 5: Look here she goes by her own rules.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like three man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I six inches? Is you sure?
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Do a sweetheart.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: Big as a Vienna sausage.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Make Vienna sausage aspects and cocktails. It'll be an entire menu.
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  Speaker 3: He's not gonna come hang out with you if you're like.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: A ooh, do a Vienna sausage soft serve, whip the
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  Speaker 1: meat into.
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: Cheesecake out of it?
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: Stan Straw wouldn't do that.
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: They'll do almost anything.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they put gravy into ice cream.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do kind of like the Para blue cheese.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone to the Pear blue cheese is my favorite, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not like a thing i'd buy a pint of.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's fair. I did so they. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if they still have the Garlic Festival here in Oregon,
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  Speaker 4: but I had garlic ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Actually good I've had.
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  Speaker 4: And I've had Sauer Kraut ice cream and it was
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  Speaker 4: good too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. Probably, but like it's anyone's guess if that's like
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: a lactose problem because we're all of a certain age, or.
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  Speaker 4: It could have been anything. I probably breathed into deadly.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Anna and I where we talk about our
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: irritable bowels from lactose.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, you'll be like us one day, so
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: don't make fun.
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  Speaker 4: You know what irritates my bowels? Taxes?
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: Oh every April. I it's such diary.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: Speaking of irritable bowels.
• 2:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, guess what I found yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: More bowels mirror assets are out and she can't have
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: I have been trying to find these. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: they had such a thing. Yeah, it was impossible to
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  Speaker 2: find a box. I found one yesterday and they were
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: just like cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Its eight years.
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  Speaker 2: I found it a safe way. They falled out everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: People are reselling them for twenty four dollars a box.
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  Speaker 3: But these are at least they're brand news in the market.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, they're brand now, and I mean I was, and
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  Speaker 5: they taste good.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like I had Jeremy truck one the onlyest one,
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  Speaker 2: and he said it tastes just like a regularly And.
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  Speaker 3: Then you put a lock on the box, your mind.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: Just did your claws into the box and you're.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Absolutely so fast your head will spin. I have a
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  Speaker 1: new coworker that is a fifty to fifty split of
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  Speaker 1: Gina and or is a is a love child of
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: Gina and Kristen because he is lactose and intolerant and
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: has Celia's disease and his lactose intolerance is almost like
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  Speaker 1: a lactose allergy. And so going to meals with him
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  Speaker 1: on the business if I was just on, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was the saddest thing. Like I had a delicious parmesan
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  Speaker 1: crusted steak. He had just like plain steak, no butter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like no sides except veggies.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, here, would you like to start
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  Speaker 3: with bread? What are you trying to kill me?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: They brought out all this like pretzel bread, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, get that out of his he can't have that, no,
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  Speaker 1: I scout. I was like, what if you breathed that?
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  Speaker 1: Look like a cat. He knocked it off the table. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know. I do want to say, just while we're
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: talking about cheese, it's uh, these are gross. Don't buy
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: them hot Honeyney. I don't like him.
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  Speaker 3: He takes that like hot honey lately.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a hot honey pizza in Chicago, and
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, all this tastes like if someone drizzled
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: honey on my pepperoni pizza. I don't understand why I
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: want that.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't taste the spiciness.
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  Speaker 1: No, pepperoni is already like a spicy meat anyway. Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I had a honey barbecue sauce that was pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh see, that sounds like that would be never cared
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  Speaker 3: for spicy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a wind like a little kick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah too, we should eat spicy food together.
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: The crew party yesterday at the film studio. I made
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  Speaker 4: a klipeno margarita.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds nice, That sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Did you put a bianna sausage in it?
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  Speaker 4: No? Because I don't hate myself, Gina.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought we alded here my bed.
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: Aaron Sterling and we've lost the turtle.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta keep it back, keep bringing it back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The fact that we talk about bienna sausages now
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  Speaker 1: as often as we do is gonna be a for everything.
• 5:51
  Speaker 3: I guess it's your fault, James, A lot of things are.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: So you were with us last week and I'm missing
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: my host and I forgot to ask, but how did
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: your hosting gig? You were co hosting with John at
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: Triangle Productions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for the Oh my god, it's the
• 6:09
  Speaker 4: Donnie Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Yeah. How was that? I was traveling
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  Speaker 1: the only two performances that you had left after I
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: had last spoken to you about it, so I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: able to make it there. But how did that go?
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  Speaker 4: It went decently well, It was super well received. A
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  Speaker 4: lot of people. Their takeaway from it, other than just
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: you know, having a funny evening, was that they felt
• 6:28
  Speaker 4: like they were in a living room with friends and
• 6:29
  Speaker 4: just having fun conversations about things. And it was also
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: really fun. I used to be a bartender, and when
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: it comes to things like cocktails, I love teaching people
• 6:41
  Speaker 4: how to make cocktails because oftentimes people get very like
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: nervous or anxious about doing that for social gatherings or whatnot.
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  Speaker 4: And so I did a segment called Cocktail Mocktail where
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  Speaker 4: I taught people how to make a classic cocktail but
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  Speaker 4: also the mocktail equivalent.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not just like, oh, here's an old fashioned
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  Speaker 4: and for those that don't drink, here's some soda water.
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  Speaker 4: It was here's a little fashion and now here's how
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  Speaker 4: you can make it non alcoholic.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's really cool.
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  Speaker 1: I really like that.
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  Speaker 6: That's fun.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I do as a hobby. I
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  Speaker 1: slide into other people's facebooks by parlaying friendships I have
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  Speaker 1: with people they also know. I slid into Don's Facebook
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  Speaker 1: Messenger and was like, what's up? Your shows are always
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  Speaker 1: really great, Let's be friends. And so I rended the
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  Speaker 1: man from Triangle Square Productions that I barely know I've
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  Speaker 1: met like twice.
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  Speaker 3: Well, why not that's how we met James.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeahah, that's what it's my I'm the girl they
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: talk about on every reality show ever, where I I'm
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: very often sliding into uncomfortable dms where I'm like, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know me. Let's talk.
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  Speaker 3: Going back a second, how well received were your halapeno margarita?
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: Very well received?
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: All drunk up?
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: Actually yeah, I only made what is that like a
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  Speaker 4: half gallon of it, and so it was just like
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: in a dispenser, people could just like, you know, pour
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: it over ice we had clients in from the studio
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  Speaker 4: that so, I work for a film studio that produces
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  Speaker 4: stop motion animation for clients for other people, and so
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  Speaker 4: we had our clients in to see what we're doing
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  Speaker 4: on set and whatnot. And the primary director or creator
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  Speaker 4: of this particular IP had it and loved it, and
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  Speaker 4: so it was just like there we go. That's as
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  Speaker 4: soon as they get that up there. Yeah, the rest
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  Speaker 4: of the crew can go themselves, right like me, People
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  Speaker 4: who don't like spicy things tried it and said that
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  Speaker 4: they enjoyed it nice.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 6: What kind of tequila is used?
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  Speaker 4: I used hemodorhmidor blanco. It's a nice midchellf tequila as
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  Speaker 4: far as flavor goes. It's got a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: pepperinus to it, which I like and for the price range.
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  Speaker 4: Like when it comes to mixed cocktails, it's also one
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  Speaker 4: of those spirits that's better and will not give you
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  Speaker 4: as much of a hangover if you decide to imbibe
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  Speaker 4: a little too much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 6: White tequilas are always better than the gold in my opinion.
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  Speaker 4: Well, depending on what you're doing with it. You know,
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  Speaker 4: a good rape pisato or I am a huge fan
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: of mezcals, and so yeah, doing a margarita with a
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  Speaker 4: mez cow is But you gotta like smoky flavors.
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  Speaker 1: You like that house fire vibe.
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  Speaker 4: I saw a can of being a sausage in there.
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  Speaker 4: I am burning it to the ground. These heathens had
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  Speaker 4: it coming.
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  Speaker 1: I do like mes Cow, but I have to be
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: in the mood for mes Cow, because if you're not
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: in the mood from mes Cow, then I'm like, this
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  Speaker 1: tastes like someone made me this margarito or this cocktail
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  Speaker 1: and then they set it in a house that was
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  Speaker 1: on fire, and then they went and brought it back
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 3: Very smoky.
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  Speaker 1: It's so smoky, but it it's but it's delicious in
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: certain things and in the right mood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love a good like smoky old fashion.
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  Speaker 2: If they've got that nice smoke flavor in there, it's
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  Speaker 2: one of my favorite.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like those little smoker machines that use it
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: with smoky out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've.
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  Speaker 2: Had it where they've lit the orange panel on fire
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  Speaker 2: and then put it in there and it had that
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  Speaker 2: smoky orange flavor into us chemistry with your drinking.
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  Speaker 4: I've also made old fashion with Scotch and you can
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  Speaker 4: get a similar hole.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll be hosting a side oncast later
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  Speaker 1: this month called Cocktails with James.
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  Speaker 3: Join us, won't you please drink with us?
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: What's everyone else doing with their lives? Anyone else got
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: any exciting things? Any stories about your nieces or Florida?
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we told everyone I had to
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: move to Florida. I am now in Florida to take
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: care of my dad who's got the cancer. And that's fun.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: I'd highly recommend it uprooting your whole life.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you even a little bit.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: No, I'm completely genuine I'm so happy.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: There's nothing that's easy about cancer.
• 11:02
  Speaker 6: You're a good daughter.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: I've had a few family members and a very important
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: close friend of mine just recently got diagnosed with breast cancer.
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: So no, it's not easy, and it's not a pleasant
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: place to be and to see like someone you care
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: about go through it. It's really hard. Yeah, are they
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: if I may ask personal questions, are they doing chemotherapy?
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: Are they doing?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: He's done. He's done like six rounds of chemo and
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: then he just had thirty percent out of his liver removed,
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: so he's recover from that, and then there's going to
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: be a few more rounds of chemo and then they're
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: going to attack the colon.
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: Dang. Yeah, one of the interesting things, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: chemotherapy is so important and it's so impactful in a
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: positive way, like a lot of people can be treated
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: and survive cancer and come out of it. But like
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: the way chemotherapy impacts the body, Yeah, it's crazy, it's sad.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's poison.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Fascinating, I know. Yeah, yeah, exactly, you're injecting radiation into
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: somebody's body. Yeah, I mean, just medically fascinating. But at
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: the same time, it's really hard to watch.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my mom did cheme out for fourteen months
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: when she had breast cancer.
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: It was a long year.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Have our mutual friends among the three of us girls
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: and also a listener of our show, Laura, she's going
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: through the breast cancer journey as well, and.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: So she said surgery and they got it all out. Yeah,
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: tickets as Laura, they were.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Able to surgically get it and it's probably not going
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  Speaker 1: to need to be any radiation or anything. So also,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: we're sending you a lot of love and healing vibes
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: and whatnot. Laura.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I honestly love and healing vibes to anybody who's
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: going through those kinds of experiences in life.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I feel like I brought the show down with.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Actually very because it affects a lot of people, and
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: that's true. You know, whether you have cancer or are
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: the one supporting someone who has it, it's it's important
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: to talk about because the struggle is real.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: And it's a very American thing to be like, Oh,
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: that's uncomfortable, that's not happy or positive, let's not talk yeah,
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: versus what we should be doing, which is talk about
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: it and talk about it from a caring and loving standpoint.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, James the therapist.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: And then far jokes Ye yeah, got a balance.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Our first guest, Karen is dealing now with breast cancer
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: and we wish her luck. She's gonna kick itsass.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and I had thyroid cancer like twelve years ago,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: and I'm fine. I've stayed cancer free this whole time.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Did they take your thyroid out?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I forget my whole thyroid's gone. Yeah, and it was
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: like massively.
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  Speaker 3: Overgrown, like you can live without it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: My thyroid had mutated and was growing like under my
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: clavicle and like pushing up on my bones, and so
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: it hurt like someone was trying to break out of
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  Speaker 1: my chest. It was not comfortable. Yeah, I'm a little chubbier,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: but I'm alive and that's rad and I think that's
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  Speaker 1: what should be focused on. But every time you say cancer,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: people are like, oh, bummer, let's let's remove that.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, the stigma.
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  Speaker 1: Yea yeah, let's just focus on helping people heal and
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: live their best lives they can.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: Education.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so much education, education, earlier detection, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so important.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Aaron, you were saying chubby, but you I know you've
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: started like the zet pound like I was doing. You
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: do look like you've lost some already.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: Have you been losing I.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Have, yes. Now I don't know that I'm going to
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: continue on zet pound because thanks.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the insurance has decided this year to be
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: like fuck you, you can't have it.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm looking at either three ninety nine or
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: four ninety nine a month if I want to continue.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: On it, and that's four hundred ninety nine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I lost as of today. Now I've lost sixteen pounds in.
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  Speaker 3: Three weeks, so you look different.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I walked out of a pair of pan it's
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: on my business trip. I had to wear my suit.
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  Speaker 3: In front of a client.
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  Speaker 1: No not, thank god. I was walking to the door
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  Speaker 1: of my hotel room and as I was about to
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: turn the handle, that like last step to grab the handle,
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  Speaker 1: they just dropped to my ankles and I was like,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: well fuck.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: And when I where the plumber was there too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 1: It changed different outfits, I guess. And so then I
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: showed up and I felt sort of weird because I
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: was in like the same pants and a shirt that
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: didn't like cover enough of my lumpy bits. And but
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: it's a nice feeling too, yeah, you know. I mean,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: it's very funny story, but it's it's a nice feeling,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: and I have a lot more energy and stuff.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I'm also equating some of that to everyday dose though,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: because I have been drinking that mushroom coffee stuff they have.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, it tastes like a frappucino and a bottle,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't get all jittery like I used to
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: like caffeine had started to affect me negatively with like
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: my anxiety and stuff, and so oh sure this has
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: given me focus. I make lists. I'm like way more
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: organized now in general, I think lists. Yeah, if I
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: can afford to stay on zet bound and every day dose,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything in my power to do so.
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  Speaker 1: I just hope it doesn't get more expensive than it is.
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  Speaker 4: Forget my ignorance. What is zetbound Is it like a zepic?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it's just a different version of that. It's
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: still a GLP one.
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  Speaker 3: I was told it was more for weight loss and
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: less for diabetes. Like it's geared towards the weight loss.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Zet bound is mostly about weight loss, and so that's
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  Speaker 1: why it's not covered. If I could eat a lot
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: of sugar before my next test, I could probably switch doughsing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: could be fine and get it covered.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: But oh and it's hard to find because the rich
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: housewives decide they need to lose five pounds. Yeah, so
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: they fucked the rest of us. Yeah, but yeah, that
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: happened to me. I put on a pair of shorts,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I went down the stairs and they fell off with
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: those I was like, well, that's a good problem that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, where the hell are my belts?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Even your shorts are horny.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's a good problem to have, but
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: it is honor. Yes, yeah, look, I don't know if
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: you know this, James, but I'm single and I don't
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: date much, so yeah, i'd take a pair of horny shorts.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: At this point, she drops like their hot.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Wow, those shorts look really good on here. They'd look
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: even better on my floor.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I'd probably fuck those shorts. Then, I guess, because I'm
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: not fucking anybody.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Else, was I voicing the shorts?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I guess whoever you want to be voicing?
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: You like a good short end seem Oh yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: As long as it's not Abby would not be having
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: it a you gentleman callers.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no active participant in sex. Abby will
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: not trying to like have sex with us. But she
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: is like a cock. She's like the voyeur cock of
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: our the pets. I got that, Yeah, I have.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I put him in the room.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: No, Oh, it's next level. When you're mid session with
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: somebody and like the dog comes up and like licks
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: one of you, Yeah, like like on your butt or
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: your si. They're not like in you know, your genitals,
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: but it's like more.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Like like leg.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Get out.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: One time. One time, Abby actually ruined the inside I tried.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: She was so interested in it that I was like, look,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to put in the bathroom. I'm sorry
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: about this, but like this is killing the vibe. So
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I put her in there. And then she because it
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: was I'm an apartment dweller, she peeled the paint off
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: of the years of different white paint on that inside
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: of that bathroom door because she was trying to get
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: to me. Because to be fair, some sex noises sound
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: like you might be in peril. And so she was like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: my mom's not okay.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe you were doing it wrong.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, I mean I must be because I'm not
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: doing it at all. Now, all right, enough about my
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Dorothy life. Let's uh, let's talk about this U upcoming episode.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's got real sad. It was not cancer that
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: made it sad. It was my dating, okay.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Season three, episode five is called nothing to Fear but
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Fear Itself. The original air date, Oh great gasp. The
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: original air date was October twenty fourth, nineteen eighty seven.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Was directed by Terry Hughes, written by Christopher Lloyd.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: But Lloyd different, Christopher Lord.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: What do you think nothing to fear but fear itself?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: That will be about Halloween. Mm hmm Halloween, Halloween.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: There's like an escaped convict.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Oh I like it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that there's just like weird noises that
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: are happening at night.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, Sophia creeping out to watch TV in the middle
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of the night.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: No, I still looking for mash.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Colorful rocks everywhere.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Like the flair Witch got the little like staring in
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: the corner, just standing there.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Lance comes out with a flashlight. What are you you
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: just hear from the shadows?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Rose?
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Thanks for the lovely place, the lovely, per good background. Bro.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Who will be the villain that will be hardest for
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Aaron to prove?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I think it'll be Dorothy because she's always so like
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: firm and resolute.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, yeah, that she's gonna be like the security
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: blanket for everyone and not as as the Dorothy of
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: this group.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you for your thoughtful way that
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: you suggested she was the villain and not the accusatory,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: hateful way.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's because I relate to the bags under her.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Eyes same honestly saying right, yeah, that's great. All right,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: well should we go away and watch the episode?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Guys, let's do that.
• 21:44
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• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you came back.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You listened to a commercial and you came back. We
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: missed you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Many minutes have passed for us. That's right. And he
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: was touching himself now now I won't say where.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta pay for my only fans to find out.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you share a porn voice with us again?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh that's so good.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Oh here in Grantham Auto, I love it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Affect like gravel. Yeah yeah, I feel like.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I'm watching a gay porn right now, James, and you've
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: done porn.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Professionally.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's an admission of guilt, right, No,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I believe him that he'll admit to nothing is all
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you believe.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: That's what I believe.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, terrific.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: What do you think of this episode? Kids?
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: It's cute.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: They faced their fears.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: It was pretty funny, like it made me laugh.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Murder me. Yeah, yeah, I think I like this matter.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I think was stronger.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: That's because it was Christopher Lloyd. No, wait, not that Christopher,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: the other one, the writer one.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do love that. Throughout the course of
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: this particular episode. For those of you at home, I don't.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I don't watch a lot of Golden Girls, but the
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: other three do. And you were like pointing out certain
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: things like was there always a mailbox there?
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't remember seeing a mantain?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Did someone leave their cup in the ice dispenser of
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: the fridge?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Well, when you watch it a few times, you start
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: to look at the background because you're like, yeah, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: know this part.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Plus Arion's trained patent.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Minute, yeahs ask about the picture in the back corner
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: of the room.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: The Antelopes are playing leap right wow General Hospital.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, some props persons like there's an empty spun
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: on the wall. Here's something.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had this in a back corner here.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: No symbolism, just desperation, that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Is the symbolism.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just going to jump into the quiz. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: like the Queen God enough sibling treatment, and I think
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: it's time for the quiz. We're going to start off strong.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I've got a finished the line. I'm going to read
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you the first part of a line of dialogue. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: will give you the name of the actor or the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: name of the character as well to help. And you're
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: gonna fill in the blank at the end of that
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: line your name, Thank you, Please let me finish the question.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. This is a Sophia line. And she says,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: just because you have a chin blank.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Jamesina, Oh it was James.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Does it mean you're Jay Leno?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, this is gonna be an interesting game. Next question,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Rose hated her aunt Gretchen. So why is she crying
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: now that she is dead? Kristen, Yes, because she has
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to give her eulogy and why is that a problem.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: She has a fear of public speaking, Yeah, perfect and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: want over.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we're gonna have to have to
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: give her the skin of even word.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Some what's the literal translation of gachtin Lugan? Oh?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: God, what was it?
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: I was Kristin, Yes, hesitant, Kristen Herring poacher sunvisor. It's
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: a poacher you can wear as a sunvisor.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I knew it was something with Herring, and I just
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: had to think about it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: What I had that written down. But I'm like, was
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: that what the word meant? Or was that what they
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: had to wear when they gave the eulogy?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: The same for me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Enough the Lugan was that the niece had to give
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the eulogy was the general. But the literal translation was
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a Herring poacher you wear as a sun visor. Which,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: because you made all those sunvisors and I've given you
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: so much shit, I figured had to be a question.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: You've made a bunch of sunvisors, Yeah, where you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Use the puff paint? Yeah, decorate, We used to do it,
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: and we're kids. I didn't know that.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she made a bunch of and R T forty
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: thing we did one weekend and cute. I just don't
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: wear some visors next question. According to Rose's valedictorian speech,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: there's a big world out there, but to see it
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you have to switch buses.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Where Christina, Yes.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Kristen was first? Yep, James is your buzzer working, James.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Here's that sibling.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: She came in so hot on the first question. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck, he's gonna take her down. And then
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you've he's been sort of a little. It's okay, it's fine.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's fine. That's what I tell myself.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: It's fine. Next question, I'm not crying. You're crying.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We're all crying. What dream does Blanche say that she
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: would be willing to succumb to kristin?
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Yes, Mel giftson at an oyster bar.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: One of those jokes is just doesn't hold up sugar tits.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Next question, Uncle Gunther hums a lot. But when he
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: has something important to say, how does he spell it out? Dana,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you literally all said it exactly the same. And so
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: since Kristen's gonna win anyway, I'm gonna give it to James.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Perfect spells it out in salt unless it is the
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: four tops, and then he does it in pepper.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, he gave extra Yeah. I had that as
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: a question honestly, and then I was like, this is
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: back to back episodes with black jokes, and I'm just
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: gonna not make it a question and focus on that.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: But yes, okay, so point gross James on the salt,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, why would the four tops be oh?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: And of course Blanche is the one that says.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: It all right. Next question, where is Aunt Gretchen being
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: buried Kristin?
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Kristen was first baas yes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Bonus question is Coke in the Bahamas? I'm just kidding,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: there's not a question about that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like Jamaica, I want to take it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know it. According to the song, Cocomo
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: is an island off the Florida Keys. Anyway, I try
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: to in the Florida Keys. I just wanted to see
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: your faces when I tried to make you tell me
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: where Cocomo was. That was for me and I loved it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you. What is Dorothy's fear?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Tina thinks I was definitely less on that one.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I think gas first, you knows first.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: But then there was this very long pause and James,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: what is dorothy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Fear? Flying? Comes from the other room.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: James, my fire wasn't the very first question.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh man, dang, just now this next one. Just
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: answer what I ask on this next? How many people
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: behind Dorothy and Blanche are wearing hats?
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Kristin?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yes? Eight?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Oh sorry, hounded six? Say all of them?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I was literally in my head, I'm like, how many
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: rosed six or all of them?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Damn it. I thought that was the smart ass answer.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I know it would work, but that's okay. Here's your
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: chance for redemption, Kristin. What one attribute do all of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the men on the plane share?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Danks? Oh?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Ship?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Gina so sweet to me?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Shit? Okay, sorry, James was technically first on that though,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like a close nineteen Grandma buzzed in before Gina and
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: all right, James, I.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Think this is too obvious of an answer, but they're
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: all bald.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, next question, what is the name of the pilot?
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Kristen g yes, Chris, Captain Lord, the voice of God.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: He'll never be.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: We haven't said this enough I think this episode yet,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: so thanks for the lovely per Okay.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Start helping get back.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Into bud while on the plane. What rule does Dorothy
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: say they made?
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: James ship James. Hereh go ahead, no talking, It makes
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: the plane shake.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It makes a check. Wow, this is wild.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: It's fire's back.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How does Rose end up delivering the eulogy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: James, Ja.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: James, the smoke show over.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: The airplane intercom.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening right.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Now, but it's in our butts.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Good for you, James, Okay, say I did good for you.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Glen Coco, you go, glenk Coco, Glen Coke, Glen cock co.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: This next one is going to be sort of a list,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: so I will whoever gets the most of the list, Well,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: that person gets the point. How did Aunt Gretchen scare Rose.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: James James, Yes, good, jumping out of the closet, putting
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: in false fangs and howling at the moon.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: Yes, holy shit, Gina, that's sibling teasing. Okay, did I
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: get it?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You were so close like you were almost there?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: All right, keep try and hid Okay, Okay, stick with me.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: We only have two questions left. Hold it together. What
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: does the flight attendant say to Rose after her eulogy.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Genas, sit down, This ain't the copa cabana.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just take a seat, lady. This isn't the copa cabana?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: All right, good job, Gina, you got your one point
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: kay sixteen. Last question, why were there so many bald
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: men on the plane?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Christian James.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It was Kristen on that one, damn it.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: It was a mister Clean reunion in the Bahamas.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is like specific things well, like at like
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: were they had supermarkets? Were they own commercials like I
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: need to know more y, Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: They probably that was a thing. Yeah, where they'd have
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: actors portray mascots or brands personalities.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: A friend of mine was a Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald, Yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: what's that? Like three around the country where they would
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: like be in parades. They would do like store open restaurant.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Openings, the kids, momum.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know the answer to.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: That, but I do know that he had amobile, you
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: know how shoe Yeah, that's awesome.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: We had a shoemobile that he would drive in Pridge.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I had a friend that drove the Wienermobile for a while.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they don't pay well though.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: That's what sucks at all.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: We need we need to be.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: It would be like a mini Cooper. It would be
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: a mini Cooper.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: I think the exhaust is just the slime instead just
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: coming out the tailpire like squishing sounds as it goes
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: down in my way.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Uh, I sant to thank James for
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: what will be his last appearance. No, no, not at all. Never.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: We'll take your weird Fienna sausage slime and raise you.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Mind your hand though?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Why because Aaron got zero points, fuck you, Gina got too,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: and James and I tied at seven points.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I'll take a dive next time for James. The well done.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like I should take him too sudden death,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: but based on the last episode, I don't want either
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of you to die.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Son Hacket, I had the tire before I beat her James.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: That happens.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: If I hadn't gotten that last question, James would have
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: won it. It was very close.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: That is wow that she don't lay down for no one.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Well, James, that was impressive. And I have to tell you,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: as we've mentioned with you before, I think last week
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: we do have a fabulous prize, uh, to each season's winner.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I create a trophy out of things I find around
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: my house. I glue them together.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: You're gonna give you some garbage.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You know this because you you know what James did
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: the Lord help. I don't mean Captain Lord. I mean
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: he told me about the sugar based plastics that were
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: causing the problem with my glue. James already.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: H oh wow.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: The McDonald's trolling holes.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I bought a micro uh drill. I only had like
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a hand crank mike road drill, so I bought like
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: a basically a drummal that had droll bits and I
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: drilled holes down through the McDonald's. Put in some little
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: miniature metal rods I found uh to add some support
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to it. I'm hot glued those in place because the
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: hot glue wasn't going to go anywhere. And then I
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: found a different version of a plastic glue and and
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: it was beautiful and we handed that out. And I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: still owe you a plaque, Aaron Randolph. Never forget that.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: We get a plaque to the trophy, and a plaque the.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Plaque goes on. It's just why I'm sending him the
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: little thing that you stick on a trophy with his
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: names in it and says that he's the winner. But
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it's because I was looking for a video. I'm also
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: sending him that comes with a plus.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: She never goes to the post office.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: That's the true.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: He's getting a vintage video game of mine and so I,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: oh game, special batteries ordered for it. It's a it's
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: one of those little they were like Konami or like.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Or Tiger, one of those Tiger.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's who I know. Handheld they're like, yeah, three
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: inches and this one you just dodge obstacles on the
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: road over and over and over again.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Loves vintage video games and it's conditions.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: He plays them on old TVs. I love it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So I special ordered the batteries and that's going along
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: with the black So that was the delay in that.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Did you ever take a picture of the final I
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: have a picture when it was in production, but I
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: don't think.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: I have one of it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Do you do you want that right now? Or do
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: you want that?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: No, no, I was just curious.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I was gonna Tigers have special batteries.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to see it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Just like this little teeny tiny like watch battery things. Oh,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: but I had to order them online. I couldn't find
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: They're not a size that goes, I guess in watches.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Now, oh gotcha.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: And so they weren't like Target and Walmart in places
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: like that, didn't have I didn't think about best Buy.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: But now I have a whole bunch. So he's getting
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: like a sleeve of like twelve batter here you go. Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you can play this for the rest of your life
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: and joy.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Ground shipping. Can't mail that on complane? Oh yeah, that
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: has to go ground postal knowledge.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Fuck. I should have just mailed him the batteries.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Anything lithium perfume.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: About that. You live, you learn, you get loves. But
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: let's talk about what we hate.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: And we hate a.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Villain here, boy? Do we?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: So you want to do trivia first?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that first?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Was on our normal order. Okay. Meg Wiley was Candy
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: the Stewardess. She was on Dragnet, she was in the
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Last Starfighter. She is going to be different characters in
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: three more episodes, so we're just going to see her
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: pop up, which they like to do. Paul Ross was
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: the voice of Captain Lord. He was in Bridget Jones's Diary.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I guess never seen it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I have, but I don't know what he played in that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Lord Lord. The title is a reference to the inaugural
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: address of FDR in nineteen thirty three, nothing to fear
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: but fear itself, which Sophia quoted that to Rose in
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: the episode about the break in. If you remember Rose's
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: aunt and uncle apparently all died in October of nineteen
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: eighty seven, which is weird.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That's very weird.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: That's how they got baby the pig. Sophia says she
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: was married for fifty two years, but in joust between
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: friends she said it was forty five years, so make
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: up your mind. Uh. The Four Tops was a black
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: singing group. That was why I mean that joke. And
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: they mentioned Dennis Hopper. He he did a Robert Downey Jr.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: He sobered up and like starred in like even better
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: movies of his career was a massacre.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Part two, Yeah, all I got part dou Part.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Now you can tell me about a villain.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Tell us about this villain Aaron, which was what dorothy.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Dorothy was the villain this time. And let me tell
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: you something. This one's a doozy. I want to start
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: off by just off the bat saying that even if
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: she had done nothing else wrong, that the terrible blue
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: shirt with the mesh Tan Safari vest that she had
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: on at the beginning made her a villain for putting
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that outfit on. That's a fashion villain, Yeah, hands down.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Regardless of all this other stuff I have on this
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: list I made, that was enough to earn her. That
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: is the single most ugliest, worst hideous thing, the most hideotious.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: If I was Glinda, thing she has ever worn on
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the show. I could not stop looking at the weirdness
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: of that. But that said, let's let's get into it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, the way she holds that fork when
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: her mom hends her the like scab from the side
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: of the lasagna makes me want to kill a bit.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: She is like holding it with her finger, and she
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: had her pinky up and she's like holding it like
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even know it's a baby bird on a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: spoon and she's about to do a relay race not
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: let the bird fall off. It's very weird. So I'm
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: also mad at b Arthur for being a bad actress
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: in that scene. Next up her general snarkiness and cutting
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: remarks to everyone about their fears, and when she gets
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: drunk on the plane, I'm like, what do you do?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: First of all, you stole your friend's champagne. Blanche was
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: not giving you the second glass. Blanche was holding her glass.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: You took it, you stupid lush. Then she gets drunk
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: on like two glasses of champagne, which is just bullshit,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Like drink once in a while, you dumb ass.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: And then let's listen to a villain.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: If you're a lightweight's making some giant leaves.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, forget. She agrees to go to the funeral, even
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: though Blanche is like in the background, like, no, we
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to this, Like say you don't
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: want to go, and she's like, yeah, let's go. Doesn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: listen to her friends, totally doesn't listen to what they
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: want to do at all. That sucks. She lies to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the girls so she doesn't have to get on the
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: plane on a trip that she forced Blanche into against
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: her will by saying her mom is sick, and then
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: her mom walks in the door, and she's still trying
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: to keep the lie, like and now she's fine.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, stud, She's totally good.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: She makes jokes about the rigamortis of the dead woman,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: and suddenly the stolen champagne in the air makes her
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: think she's a fucking stand up and everything is hilarious
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: and she's not like she's not giving off good friend
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: vibes in this episode, she's not giving off good fashion vibes.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: And for that, Dorothy is our villain.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Is this really hard when you have to do your girl?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: No, the more we watch this and like I have
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: to pick things apart and like doing the quiz and
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I really like pay attention this particular episode, Dorothy is
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: kind of shitty from like moment one, she has a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: mean remark to everyone for everything the whole episode. There's
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: not really a redemption moment for her. Normally there's equal
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: parts like sweetness, but even like her mom and her
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: mom's like, what are you guys doing home again already?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh no, don't be mushy, Like she's
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: just she's in a mood the whole episode. Now, it
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: could be because they told her how ugly she was
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: on the couch when they laughed at her being finger
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: quote her naked when they imagined her naked, it could
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: be what set the tone. But still she's kind of
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a bitch this whole episode. Pair I can be a
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: bitch too.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: It's not like we have no you're an.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Angel, I'll be a bitch for you, how about that? Yeah,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: sasty little bit to.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I do like this episode, but I there are others
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I like more. There's a handful still waiting for it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Just meant out of the two with James, I like
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: this one better, I think, so.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just that lady is so good
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: at uh leaning into the uh a black am I from, like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you know, Jamaica or somewhere like stereotype and so like
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: pleasant that I just like the character. I think I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: like the actress probably more than I like the actual
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: plot of the show, although it is fun to watch
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Rose fall through the the lounge anyway.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: She does her own stunts.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they should get her.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Seen that video of Oh my god, why am I
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: blinking on her name? Rose?
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Anyway?
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Betty White, Yeah, she's changed.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I just said Dorothy, so I'm not even in the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: same world.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, Betty White, Well that's the name I had my
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: head was Dorothy White, and I'm like, that's not right. No,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Dorothy Dorothy White. There's this fantastic video of her. She's
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: driving around the film lot in a golf cart and
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: she's the one driving it, and I think it's for
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: her ninetieth or mate. I don't know if she lived
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: to be one hundred, but it's like a milestone birthday.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Passed the day before birthday so close.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so probably her ninety fifth or something like that.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: But yeah, the film, Cruise and stuff are singing her
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: happy birthday, but actually's driving around the lot. She's like stripped,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: just gas in it, just like let's go. I'm old
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: and I'm taking you with me.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: She seemed like a fun person.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do I care? I've lived a long time.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for all accounts, she was an incredibly fun person.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I think it was Seth Meyer so that was saying Yeah,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was him talking about her when
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: she guessed it on SNL that Oh yeah, just like
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: eight hot dog and drinking her vodka at the rap party,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: like she was there like late at night with everybody else.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: That one, where was Tina Feye doing the censuss just like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: what's your name? Blafing guy?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What have you diet?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I am?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I just she was incredible. She was an incredible, gifted
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: comedian who also you know, in the early days of
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: television had to learn to like fill five hours of
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: space with nothing but herself. Rip Betty, I mean a gesture,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: which is good for podcasting.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah for those of you at home, she was essentially
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: pouring it out for her homies.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big ups too, Betty what Yeah, well.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Do her well and Betty White smuffin. That was my
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: favorite sketch from her visit on us. Now it's soil,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: it's so moist.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Now I want to find that streaming.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's that whole like Schetti balls. I remember thinking, oh,
• 49:23
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• 49:32
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• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Your mouth like pantomime chewing a muffin, and which is
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: also great for podcasting. So you and I are killing it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: The Oregon side of things are just.
• 49:51
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• 49:55
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• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Organ your tourism mad I think that we.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Are probably at that time where we're gonna we're gonna
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: bid a do. But before we do, adieu to you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: and you and you and you and you, let's go
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: ahead and see where they can find you and tell
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: us about any upcoming projects James. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: So you can find me on my personal socials at
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: James Sharing Housing. I go by my name just so
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: that I'm easy to find a network with. And then
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: if you're interested in my company, it's chet Ghost Productions boo.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: And that's where I have all of my props seen
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  Speaker 4: specialty event decor.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: And that's so scary, Aunt Gretchen over here trying to
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: scare me.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't even have to put in my fans Jesus.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: So yeah, you can find me on social media. As
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: far as projects and stuff that I've coming up, still
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: have a few bids that are out and about that
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: I need to work my way through for some commercial
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  Speaker 4: properties that I might be doing some holiday installations for
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• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah ye. And where can they find us, Kristen.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: You can reach us across all socials at Alani Pod
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• 51:17
  Speaker 2: dot com. We would love to hear from you.
• 51:19
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• 51:24
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• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you love me some cheesecake? Especially Abby cheesecake.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm not a cheesecake.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm my dog.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Sounds rough? Okay, Abby does not like the boo.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I can to get boon as an actor, just like that.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Rotten tomatoes at you.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Pennies, pennies, We're not going to be able to do
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: anything with pennies soon. There may be a resurgence and throwing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Places that if you turn in three hundred pennies you
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: get three dollars and something else. Like people are wanting
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: pennies because now they're out of circulation.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to sort of like legal tender for like.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: How long or yeah, yeah, they're still legal tender. There's
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: always because it costs more money to do so that wild.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all right. Well then before we go, guys,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: if you are listening and you're one of those companies
• 52:44
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• 52:49
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• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.
• 52:57
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