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🛳️ Below Deck "Helen of Jersey, The Face That Launched 1000 Super Yachts" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling drama, Darling drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Yello and welcome. We're doing blaw deeck and we've got
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: a lot to catch up on. This was quite the
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: spicy episode. Emily Dresis is here.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Hi ems loving this season.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Welcome in, Hi, thank you, I'm welcome.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I want to say, like, I wasn't expecting to love
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: this season as much as I am.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: It's an unexpected season. Certainly, I'm surprised that this is
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: even happening the way it is. This is the craziest season.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: This was the craziest charter, guests and drama that I
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: think we've ever had in one charter, The way that
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: this has gone down.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, I I believe you. I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: argue with that, mainly because I can't remember.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, none of us can really remember, but we might.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: We might as well just get right into the Kyle
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  Speaker 2: because you know, and he was on Watch Happens Live
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: last night, which I did watch, and I was able
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: to see and how he spoke to this. So that
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  Speaker 2: being said, oh, that was the craziest I was gonna
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: say I because I thought the craziest thing we were
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: going to talk about was that they served red ass
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: wine with every course of that meal.
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  Speaker 1: Every fish dish came with a red ass wine.
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  Speaker 2: Hmmm, well, you know what, Jersey loves red wine? Am
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: I right?
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  Speaker 1: Jerseys? So I guess so, Emily, I am.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: Beginning to think you have a real problem with red
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  Speaker 2: wine in general, and so I'm gonna.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Have to red wine.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to turn the tables on you. I'm
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: turning the tables, all right. So, first of all, as
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: we spoke about how I had the nerve of buying
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: a pinot noir in the summertime from Summer Costco, and
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: I got raked over the coals from that from you,
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  Speaker 2: I will have you know that a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: enjoy a light red in the summer, chilled, chilled, thank you. Okay,
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: So now let's turn over to this. There's nothing wrong
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: with having red wine with your entire dinner. If you
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: start with it and you don't want to switch over
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  Speaker 2: to white for the fish, that's fine, okay, Okay, So
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: what is your problem with them drinking so much red wine? Okay?
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they're not drinking Ramona Pino. Yeah,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: I just it just hit me a little bit. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, that's another glass of red wine, and this
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: is three fish dishes in a row, where I just
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: was surprised, because if you're going to do an eight
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  Speaker 1: course oftentimes and you are a wine drinker.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna switch up the wines.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I remember, believe I can't believe I remember this,
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: by the way, from a very early below deck, but
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  Speaker 2: when they were doing an eight course meal or however,
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: maybe six to eight, I don't know how many, but
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  Speaker 2: it was the whole thing where the guests were requesting
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: different wines for each course. So to your point, yes,
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: I agree that you know, to stick with one red
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: throughout the whole thing. Yeah, personally I think that's, you know,
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  Speaker 2: an error to the cuisine. But if that's what they're
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: into and they're happy with that, very low key, easy
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: on the servers. I remember a long time ago this
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  Speaker 2: was such a huge, huge undertaking to pull all these
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: bottles of different wine pairings with the with the meals,
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  Speaker 2: with the courses, and then having to switch out the glasses,
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: oh my gosh, and so they were having to wash
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  Speaker 2: the glasses in between. I don't know if y'alls remember that,
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: but yeah, holler at me if you do.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I've just been I don't know. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's not something I really like if as a person
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  Speaker 1: I'm into, but I just know you see all the time,
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  Speaker 1: like a wine pairing menu when you're having a multiple
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  Speaker 1: course dinner. So anyway, yes, I thought, there's that red
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: wine again. There it is me everywhere I go.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting started.
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  Speaker 1: She's in Santa Clarina, Clarina, Clarina.
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  Speaker 2: So now that we've talked about the most you know,
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: polarizing part of the episode, which everybody whins talking about, yes,
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: we can just get on and just talk about the
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: little stuff. So we'll talk about We'll talk about Kyle,
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, why not. And they're out, they're out for dinner,
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  Speaker 2: their crew night out after this charter leaves and they
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: give a very bad tip which was really disappointing, sixteen
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  Speaker 2: hundred each and everyone's life shocked.
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: They didn't even pretend and that was really I've never
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: seen them just well I guess we have, but like
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  Speaker 1: that was still like such a kick to the gut hmm.
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  Speaker 2: After having to deal with that drunken woman as an
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  Speaker 2: eight course meal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and also just like trying to make up the
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  Speaker 1: difference the whole time in terms of giving them better
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  Speaker 1: service than ever. Or you know, I think the charter
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: guests also thought that they gave a good tip. I
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: don't think that they were punishing them. I think that
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  Speaker 1: they thought it was good. And I was like, didn't you.
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  Speaker 1: And I kind of realized that they had some kind
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  Speaker 1: of reality background these people, like they knew what they
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: were getting into.
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  Speaker 2: Because they had been on the boat before or I
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know, they had some kind of or maybe
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  Speaker 1: I read this that they had some kind of connection
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  Speaker 1: to the Jersey Housewives, like they've been in the mix.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: Really, Oh, I didn't know that.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I read that somewhere or something.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: Not Mob Wives, Jersey Housewives.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: The house like the New Jerseywives.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah okay.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: But anyway, so like they were schooled in reality television
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  Speaker 1: in some way, and so I'm like, they've watched the show.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: They know if they give a bad tip, like right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's exactly right. All right. So then we
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: get into the van and we're on our way out,
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  Speaker 2: and this is when the rumor is started. The episode's
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: called Rumor Mill or whatever, and Kyle starts talking about
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: how you know, Helen was using him as a flotation
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  Speaker 2: device and that she knew what she wanted, and then
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: he starts saying that his d went into her p
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  Speaker 2: and that he was like, we can't do this right now, Helen.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: So that's the beginning of him sharing that that potentially
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: something may have happened in the sea when he was
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: like floating her, and we kind of leave that. There
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: were then at dinner, and I have never seen two
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  Speaker 2: people close a deal faster before in my life.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, wow, in a more disgusting place.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: Oh God, I thought they were gonna they I thought
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: they were on the beach and it was going to
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: happen there.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't that Why wouldn't they It was so much better,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: it was dark.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: They must have gotten kicked out. Maybe they got get
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: kicked out point because it was the public, you know,
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering too if camera wise they're not allowed
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: in if he goes into a bathroom stall or something.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: But they were under the urinal like I just didn't know,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, because the cameras were one part of the bathroom.
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: But magine it looked like how's your head doing under that?
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Yaneal comfortable Jazz taking a picture was you know, childish
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  Speaker 2: and crazy, and I just thought that's so inappropriate, but.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Well I immediately thought of like revenge porn stuff.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so yeah, I don't know, man.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: The thing about that is that this kid, they obviously
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: kind of crossed their t's and dotted their eyes because
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: we couldn't see her. We could only see him.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: In the sex picture.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: Right. She knew she was on camera. She allowed it
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: to happen. She was she was allowing to be filmed.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: She came back in from that bathroom like like the
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: Chili's Birthday song, like Happy Happy Birthday. I was ill,
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: glad you're here. I was like, wow, she's clapping for
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  Speaker 2: her own.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know if she knew that they knew. I
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: thought maybe she thought that they were just clappy, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she was clapping about, but I mean,
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's pretty obvious they're coming back, and honestly,
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: This is like I just was like respect because I
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: was like, you are living like you're living dogs, just
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: like Kyle and owning it and it's like, good for you.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, she she wanted what she wanted and
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: she got what she got, and you know what she got.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: She did what she did. You know, that's good. That
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: was something that she wanted and she got it.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: She was on and said form I agree, put my
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: full face on this.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: I know, it's kind of amazing. Oh wow, Yeah, I
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: had a problem with the picture. I think it was
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: really weird that she did that. I think it's really
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: weird that they showed it, regardless of her signing off
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: on all that. It's very weird in this day and age,
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: you know, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So like this scandabal stuff where we learned so much
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: about that kind of thing. I was like, wow, Bravo,
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  Speaker 1: that's a choice.
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  Speaker 2: And on Watch What Happens Live, he was asked about
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: that and he was like, you know, the picture I
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: thought was really inappropriate. I don't know how he said it,
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: but he was like, all right, what did you think
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: about that? And he was like, I don't care, it's fine.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: He thought it was funny. He was fine with it.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: So it was just strange. But that's that Kyle apparently said.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: And I didn't hear this because you know, I didn't
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: hear that Kyle said this until the hot tub when
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Selaine told us that he came back and said she
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: was better than you, which is very strange. I didn't
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: hear that part, did you.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear it either until it was repeated. There's
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of Kyle dialogue happening in this episode that
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where it's going or I didn't hear it.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm missing something. There's a lot of
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: that this episode. For me, with him, for being the
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: focus of the episode, I was confused a lot.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because he's talking out of two sides of
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: his mouth. I mean, he's he is leading us down
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: the path of him saying that he didn't do it
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: or that he did do it, and then he completely
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: back pedals and says that he didn't do it, and
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: then nothing happened. So and then he continues to do
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: that all throughout this episode and then continues to kind
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: of also do it on Watch What Happens Live. So
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: at the end of the episode, you know, he ultimately
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: says to the producer when the producers asked him what
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: really happened, and he's like, oh, you mean, was it
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: a joke. Give Helen a call, right, and so so
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: then we're left with another cliffhanger. Then on Watch What
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Happens Live, and he was really drilling down and being like, so,
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: what did this happen? Did this not happen? And then
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Kyle said there was a time in the sea where
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: I thought something potentially may have happened, but it didn't.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: And then he's like okay, and then he says she
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: was moving my hands toward her chest and then Andy says,
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: was you're d out? And he says no, and then
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Andy says, why did you tell the crew at the
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: end in the interview that this may have happened? He said,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know why, but nothing happened.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I said it. I don't know
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: why I said it, but there was a point in
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: my brain where I thought, this is is this actually
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: going to happen? But it didn't. Do You see She's
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: going back and forth, back and forth.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: The other challenge with Kyle is I think it's maybe
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: even a tick he has where yeah, it was a
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: question he freezes and then agrees yeah, and then verbally
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: says something else he like freezes and shakes his head
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: a little like yeah, yeah, and then but then says
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: the opposite, So I much yeah, oh, I don't know
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: what this is.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but it is the
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: most confusing thing in the world and where you're kind
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: of left with at the end of the day. Here's
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: where I have an issue with this with the captain
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: and what happened here is that he didn't start none
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: with Helen. Okay, he was in the sea, she took
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: off her top, she told him to hold her like
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: a flotation device. He was put into a situation that
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: he never should have been put into. And if she
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: was moving her hands towards her chest, that is absolutely
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: us a and there was no consent. This is her
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: abusing all the privileges of the situation and a person.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: And when he was called up to the captain and
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: saying did you or did you not? You know him
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: like emphatically saying no. Ultimately he's protecting her because and
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: like why wasn't it that Fraser and Domo were like,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: he needs to go and tell the captain what she did,
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: not what he did, you know what I mean? Like
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: that to me was weird, and I know like.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I was kind of holding off because I wanted to
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: see this whole thing because also last episode, we were
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: unclear what was going to play out in this episode,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: because we weren't sure if the if there was going
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: to be a hookup with a guest coming up, because
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: there was no way that he had sex with her
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: in the water in front of anybody from what we saw.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: But that said, I was still like, she's in a
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: power position. What the hell's he supposed to do right now?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Like he can say no, and like that would have
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: also affected everything. Like I do.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Feel like I think he did say I know, I
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: think he said this can't happen right now. I think
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: he did sort of utter that at some point and.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: About the sex. But just like to your point, just
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: being naked and holding her up, Yeah, Like that was
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: crazy that he was happy he was out there doing that,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: And I don't think that would have happened had Kelly
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: not been escorted off the boat. I think everybody was
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: kind of working out of their comfort zone to give
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: these people a great experience. And like Kyle is like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I'm up for whatever. I'm not, you know what I mean? Like,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: so I just I feel like I do feel like
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: that he should have been given more grace in that.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it turned into like Helen Island, if you know
• 15:10
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  Speaker 2: podcast notes and we're back talking below deck. So it
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: was so nuts that he was put in that position.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And it's not to say that he's like this great
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: outstanding guy. I mean, he said to Slaine in the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: hotab He's like, I never said I was a good person, Like,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: don't hold me that, Like I get it. He's you know,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: banging checks under the yurnal. It's not like but that
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: was completely consensual. I mean, if anything, she was. You know,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: these women are having their way with him and he's
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: just going along with it. He doesn't see a problem
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: with it, but we as viewers in the Helen situation,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: absolutely do. Helen and her husband are lucky that he's
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: not trying to sue them, to be honest with you, yeah, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: that's how I feel at this point, because he could,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: He really could do that, and it seemed like he
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: was protecting her when he was telling the captain like
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: nothing happened. He was protecting her, but he was also
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: protecting himself. But the fact that he kept saying that
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: and alluding to it and like, give Helen a call,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: she had to have done something more, She had to
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: have initiated something more, and he stopped it, That's what
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I think. And there were cameras all around. We had
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: underwater shots, people were all around, so they couldn't have
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: like actually done something without it being seen.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. I I thought that maybe what actually
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: happened happened off camera, not in that moment, but he
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: was saying it happened in that moment, but regardless if
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: something did happen later. Yeah, either way.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: It's like the cameras would have caught it though, Emily, Yeah, true,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: we would have seen like the sneaking from the rooms,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, or going off, we would have seen it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true. So I don't know. I do think,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: like I'll go back to what I said before, if
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: like Rainbow is asked to hold the husband without his
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: pants on, yeah, underwater, like it would have been like
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: front page.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: News completely absolutely. Yeah. Captain was like with the evidens,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: like have I want you sty everybody thinks you're full
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: of shit. They need to believe your stories. They think
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you just talking local ring took and uh, I don't
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: want you that close to guests anymore. And I was like,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: how about you tell your guests, you know, how about
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: when you have a group like this that's acting this
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: way or just ahead of time, don't touch our crew.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah how about that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Captain Carrie didn't even want to be around them. He
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: knew how bad shit they were. Remember, He's like, just
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: tell me exactly when to sit down for dinner. I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to hang out with these people longer than
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I have to.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: It's a weird, like, you know, it's such a gray
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: area for these yachties on international waters and these guests
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: come on there and they just do whatever they want,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and then the crew is supposed to like dance on them,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: and like it's such a bizarre world.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. And how about it's like you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: do have to look at it case by case. I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: guess it's the best way to handle it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So how about Jess and Barbara because
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: they end up going on that date and then Barbara
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: just reads her for Philip and is like thanks for
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the meal.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That I do not want them together. No, she does
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: not deserve Barbara like she deserves better.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Barbara deserves better. I completely agree. And but if Barbara's like,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: you know what, I'll get a meal out of it
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: in some cuddles. You know, I can't blame her for that,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: but it was pretty wild.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Why didn't go ahead? I bet you're gonna say the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: same thing. I'm thinking.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Well, then they went under the bunk, and then Selene's
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: up like wow, okay.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: When Jess as her own room with Rainbow, I'm like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: go there, why don't you two go?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows Rainbow is the only one working, so like,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: let her sleep. Rainbow is the unsung hero of this
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: entire season. Oh my gosh, Fraser is like doing what
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: is he doing other than talking beautifully and making great
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: jokes to us and elevating the experience just by his
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: class and his prowess and the way he handles the guests,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: But he is what is he actually doing? He seems
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: like the chiefs.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Do I know? Well, I don't know. She's got some
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: issues too, but she's working ten times harder than anybody
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: else in her department, that's for sure. Yeah. The feather
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: situation after that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: No, why why would they allow that? Why?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I mean they're going to be cleaning up feathers forever
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: because also that when you watch the guests go back
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to their room, they were covered in feathers.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to be in the beds, they're going
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: to be in the showers, They're going to be in
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: the drawers, they're going to be in their luggage like
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: they're going to be.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Fathers, you know, but like.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Amazing if they put them in the luggage, they're like,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: should we should we like prank them if they give
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: us a bad tip? Well, stuff feathers in their luggage.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: The only thing worse than that would be like a
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: glitter party. That would be like harder to clean them.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, glitter would be harder, but man or sand.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Sand party.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: What happened was a good old session bubbles like foam
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: party that they used to do that too.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Oh on deck, Yes, I was like an indoor bubble party.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Also sounds a good nightmare.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, for sure, for sure. Chef Anthony his eight
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: course dinner turned out beautifully, with the exception of the
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: wine pairing.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like the wheels are about to come off
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: for Anthony. We saw that in the preview, which I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: feel bad about, but yeah, I think I think we're
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And also in the preview, it's like it seems like
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Kyle's pissed at Fraser for everything.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: So yeah, because Kyle Fraser was on Watch happens side
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: with Kyle last night, so it seems like they're totally cool.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: But at the time, you know, you can't blame Fraser
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: for bringing it up. It's on camera. He said it
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: all on camera. They had to up his mess. If
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Kyle had his mouth, they wouldn't have had to do it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And if I were Captain Carry and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: my crew was not telling me something this big, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: would have huge issues. So yeah, there, we'll see how
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: it goes.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: We'll see how it goes. What a charter. All right, darlings,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Go ahead and follow us over on Instagram.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: It's Drama Darling Show, right, Emily, Drama Darling Show.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is good job.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Also, everybody drank red wine chilled
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: this summer with.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: God's Thin
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Disgusting.