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130: Drive of the Dead · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 5: To your citizens, we have a movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: You want to ride behind somebody who does something like that?
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to pull around them and leave them safely
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  Speaker 7: behind us.
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  Speaker 5: Burn some dust here.
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  Speaker 7: Eat my rubber.
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  Speaker 8: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I am Misty. I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 8: Jay is driving right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk loud.
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  Speaker 8: Because we are on the road. We are on the road.
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  Speaker 8: We are on the road again, and we are back
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  Speaker 8: on the highway.
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  Speaker 1: Go for it.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: Fine.
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  Speaker 8: So yes, we are back.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're stuck in my head.
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  Speaker 2: And no, I'm not going to sing it.
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  Speaker 8: Fine.
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  Speaker 6: But yes, back on the road. This time we're heading
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  Speaker 6: up to Indianapolis for Days of the Dead.
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  Speaker 8: It's the first time we've been to this one, so
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  Speaker 8: it will be interesting to see what they have put together.
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  Speaker 1: Convention, or are we just now slacking?
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  Speaker 6: As far as I know, I have not seen anything
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  Speaker 6: on it before, so this might be their first year,
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  Speaker 6: but it seems interesting. They've got a lineup of people,
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  Speaker 6: some of which I've not seen at conventions before, as
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  Speaker 6: many as we have.
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  Speaker 1: And what is their website?
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  Speaker 8: You tell me.
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  Speaker 1: Daysofthedead.net. I had to look it up before we left
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 8: Just double-checking. fact-checking. Don't want to throw it out there wrong.
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  Speaker 1: com and.
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  Speaker 8: Net' s mixed in.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of crazy websites.
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  Speaker 8: Now there's, like,. tv, you know. You can... I'm trying
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  Speaker 8: to think what it is. There's, like, a whole new
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  Speaker 8: thing that they've opened up now that you can buy. like,
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  Speaker 8: whatever you want. It costs a lot more, but, like,
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  Speaker 8: there's all these new.
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  Speaker 6: Avenues they keep opening up because we've filled up so
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  Speaker 6: much of the internet at this point with random crap
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  Speaker 6: and porn.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna show the pictures of cute kittens.
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  Speaker 8: And porn. Oh, yeah. And Foamy. Do we want to
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  Speaker 8: have a rant on Foamy for a few minutes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's pretty awesome. I spent a good
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  Speaker 1: portion of, well, I don't know how long, watching Foamy
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  Speaker 1: the Squirrel videos. I was entertained beyond words.
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  Speaker 6: If you're not familiar with it, yes, Foamy the Squirrel
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  Speaker 6: is pretty awesome. And I think we've decided to kind
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  Speaker 6: of see if.
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  Speaker 8: She wore a squirrel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 8: Foamy is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, foamy is awesome. But yeah, the only reason I
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  Speaker 1: found it, because I was trying to find an example
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  Speaker 1: with the supervisor I had that day, was like, because
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  Speaker 1: he was very squirrely and twitchy. He was not at
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  Speaker 1: all some, like, foamy and squirrely. He was just very odd.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe very uncomfortable. Very frightened by booty at some point.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember the context, but it still made me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Get your booty out of here.
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  Speaker 8: That's inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't like it. Especially when you're twitchy. It'd
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  Speaker 1: be one thing if he was a hot guy, but
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  Speaker 1: I still look booty. Yeah, it still made me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 6: In traditional workplaces, that's uncalled for. If you're like where
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  Speaker 6: Marlena works, you know, that's like the nicest thing you've
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  Speaker 6: heard of.
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  Speaker 1: It was twitchy when he.
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  Speaker 7: Said it, too.
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  Speaker 1: That made it even worse. Get your booty out of here.
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  Speaker 1: I was twitching if you missed it.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, the visual. Twitchy, twitchy. It's kind of the twist,
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  Speaker 8: but whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to twitch when you're in a car. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done.
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  Speaker 6: Alright, well that sort of crossed over into our internet
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  Speaker 6: geek activities, so we'll go ahead and roll on into that.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, aside from watching at least three of the
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  Speaker 6: ranting foamy videos.
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  Speaker 1: There was a deflated deer back there. It was flat.
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  Speaker 1: Its insides were outsides.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know what to do with that.
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  Speaker 2: You got creeped out by dead animals. Maybe you are
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  Speaker 2: sitting there laughing about them.
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  Speaker 8: That's kind of what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Deflated deers are funny. I don't know why. Everything else
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  Speaker 1: creeps me out. And I'm not like I'm in contact
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  Speaker 1: with it. I didn't like have to go look at it.
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  Speaker 8: We just saw it passing.
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  Speaker 1: There's one on the way home that's like completely flat.
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  Speaker 1: Except for its head.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a deflated balloon.
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  Speaker 8: You're easily amused. as long as they're dead.
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  Speaker 2: Far away. You got a deer skull creeps you out. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know what? I'm going to go start your hipster tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you brought it up.
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  Speaker 8: You started it.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Hipster tattoo. It's not.
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  Speaker 8: Aside from my.
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  Speaker 6: I was thinking that, yeah, I don't have a ton
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  Speaker 6: of movies, but I did spend a ridiculous amount of
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  Speaker 6: time yesterday watching Animals or Dicks, or what.
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  Speaker 8: Is it called?
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  Speaker 1: Animals Being Dicks.
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  Speaker 8: Animals Being Dicks. Which, yeah, that... We all watched that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Independently. Well, not all independently. Me and Jay watched
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  Speaker 1: it together, separately of you.
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  Speaker 8: Because I posted it on there.
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  Speaker 6: But, yeah, it's... I don't even remember what led me.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody might have just linked one of the individual videos,
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  Speaker 6: and then I went to the website, and it's not
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  Speaker 6: a fancy website, and I can't say anything because neither
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  Speaker 6: is ours, but it's not a fancy website.
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  Speaker 8: The video quality on it, not great, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's like cell phone quality video.
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  Speaker 8: God damn, those videos are fun.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So, yeah, just animals being dicks. It's completely accurate.
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  Speaker 6: And, yeah, just when you thought, you know, I say
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  Speaker 6: all the time humans are terrible. But, yeah, and you
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  Speaker 6: think that that evil that's inside of us is just,
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  Speaker 6: you know, sort of innate within human beings.
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  Speaker 8: But, no, then you watch, like, a bird shove a
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  Speaker 8: turtle off a countertop.
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  Speaker 1: Into the garbage can. Poor turtle.
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  Speaker 8: And then, like, what was it?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't get raped by Jack Russell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what? I fucking hate Jack Russell Terriers. I've always
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  Speaker 1: hated Jack Russell Terriers. My sister had a Jack Russell Terrier,
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  Speaker 1: and his name was Ruby, and I hated that dog,
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  Speaker 1: and I kicked it on multiple occasions.
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  Speaker 8: Until it was flat.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I hated that dog. Only good Jack Russell Terriers who
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  Speaker 1: don't only have three legs. Because animals are always cuter
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  Speaker 1: when they only have three legs.
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  Speaker 8: That's true. Any dog with three legs.
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  Speaker 1: What was that one dog that had two legs? That
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  Speaker 1: dog was awesome.
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  Speaker 6: That dog was awesome, actually. Actually, I've seen two different kinds.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen one that was back two legs, and he
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  Speaker 6: walked up right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've seen that.
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  Speaker 1: That one was awesome.
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  Speaker 8: And then there was one front and one back, but
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  Speaker 8: they were opposite of each other, so that one could run.
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  Speaker 8: That one was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that one, too, yeah. Well, no, the one
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  Speaker 1: I saw had it both on one side, so I'd
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  Speaker 1: be afraid it would tip over.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that would be much harder.
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  Speaker 6: The one I saw was one opposite front and back,
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  Speaker 6: so that one could run like a normal dog.
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  Speaker 8: It was crazy. Couldn't stand, but he could run like
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  Speaker 8: no one's business.
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  Speaker 1: That momentum carries him, I guess.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, so yeah. Lots of animals being dicks yesterday, which
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  Speaker 8: doesn't take very long.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody should purposefully remove a limb from
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  Speaker 1: a dog or any animal just to make them cuter.
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  Speaker 8: It's going to make it cuter.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: The Jack Russell Terry that I was aware of that
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  Speaker 1: only had three legs was bitten by a spider and
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  Speaker 1: it lost its leg that way. It was not intentionally
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  Speaker 1: removed just for the sake of being cute. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want anybody to think that I'm suggesting that you cut
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  Speaker 1: legs off of animals.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 8: I can't believe she said that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a Jack Russell. Go ahead and cut
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  Speaker 1: their lights off.
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  Speaker 2: They're ugly anyways. Yeah, nobody likes those.
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  Speaker 8: So, let's see. Aside from that, yeah, that's what I
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  Speaker 8: was telling them earlier. I have it. Just about everything
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  Speaker 8: I've watched lately I've brought up on the last preview shows.
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  Speaker 9: Look at that. These fucking kayaks can be stuffed in
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  Speaker 9: a damn truck.
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  Speaker 2: They have a lot of kayakers.
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  Speaker 1: 12 of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really.
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  Speaker 8: It's a whole boatload of people.
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  Speaker 10: Literally.
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  Speaker 2: He's just really finicky. Maybe I'll take the purple kayak.
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  Speaker 8: I might want the orange one, though. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like swatches.
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  Speaker 8: I never know what mood I'll be in when I
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  Speaker 8: want to go kayaking.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 8: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All the souvenirs from Kayak or She's Killed the Longest River. Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is. The River Killer.
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  Speaker 1: The Kayak Killer.
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  Speaker 8: But, yeah, other than that, I haven't watched a.
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  Speaker 6: Well, everything I've watched has been specifically for the show,
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  Speaker 6: one of which we're going to talk about later. Two
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  Speaker 6: or three of the other ones were stuff I was
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  Speaker 6: sort of prepping for today's show, and we're going to
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  Speaker 6: end up talking about down the road, so... Yeah, of
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  Speaker 6: stuff I haven't... It's not going to come up later.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really have a whole lot.
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  Speaker 6: So I was trying to think. The only other thing
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  Speaker 6: I've been watching lately... And I don't think I brought
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  Speaker 6: this up. I think Greg brought it up a long
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  Speaker 6: time ago. I am working my way through the guild.
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  Speaker 1: It's Felicia Day, and she's so cute for a gender.
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  Speaker 8: See, that's the thing. Once again, people can't call us
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  Speaker 8: out because I think Felicia Day is ridiculously cute, adorable.
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  Speaker 1: She's cute, but she doesn't cross over into hot or trashy.
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  Speaker 1: She's exclusively cute.
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  Speaker 11: Hot or trashy.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, there's some girls that are hot, and there's some
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  Speaker 1: girls that are, like, hot, trashy, sexy. She doesn't cross
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  Speaker 1: that line. She's just too cute.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she is adorable.
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  Speaker 2: Hot, trashy, sexy.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think she wants to be trashy. She could
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  Speaker 6: probably be hot if she, like, hot-headed herself up.
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  Speaker 1: She was ridiculously cute in Dr. Horrible's sing-along vlog, though.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she was.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't watched The Guild.
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  Speaker 8: The Guild's pretty damn entertaining, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, being as geek-centric as we are here, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: it's nothing but built around people who play, I don't
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  Speaker 6: even think they've call it World of Warcraft, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's an online gaming guild.
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  Speaker 8: And, like, it's them on their little dorky adventures, you know,
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  Speaker 8: which basically... It's so.
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  Speaker 6: Funny because it's all about them normally having these adventures
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  Speaker 6: sitting there with the headset on, but.
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 1: Here's another flat animal. Like, ridiculously flat. Like, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even tell what kind of animal it was anymore.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: It was way fucking.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of an ovular shape, like in a
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  Speaker 1: pattern on the ground. There was no distinguishable features. Like
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  Speaker 1: a cartoon. Yeah, like it got rid of her by
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  Speaker 1: a steamroller. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anything else, Dad?
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  Speaker 1: We've seen several dead animals. That one just struck me
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  Speaker 1: as odd because it didn't have any distinguished features. I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea what it was.
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  Speaker 8: Road trip.
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  Speaker 1: It's on a road trip, damn it.
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  Speaker 8: This is definitely road trip material here. So, but yeah,
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  Speaker 8: this is the.
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  Speaker 1: I got letters from PETA for talking about dead animals.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't run over any animals. Except for that bird
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  Speaker 1: that one time, but he was asking for it.
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  Speaker 6: I already said we totally support the ASPCA and... whatever
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  Speaker 6: the other Humane Society or any of those, after I
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  Speaker 6: ripped off their video and made that promo for it.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, I'm making fun of the person
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  Speaker 6: that does this commercial because they're kind of seem like
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  Speaker 6: a douchebag rock star.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, not the organization.
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  Speaker 6: I actually like what they're doing and it's actually legitimately
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  Speaker 6: sad what they're trying to stop. So yeah, I think
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  Speaker 6: we fall on the good side of animals. We like
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  Speaker 6: cuter animals being dicks. Just not flattened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not happy that the animals are dead. They're already dead.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I killed them. I'm just pointing out
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  Speaker 1: the fact that they're flat. And I'm a horrible person.
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  Speaker 8: Well, we know that.
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  Speaker 2: Alright.
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  Speaker 8: So, okay. But yeah, the guild's pretty damn entertaining. It's
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  Speaker 8: them when they actually end up crossing over into the
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  Speaker 8: real world and having their little dorky adventures. And it's
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  Speaker 8: pretty entertaining. It's not very long, which that's the sad part,
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  Speaker 8: is how.
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  Speaker 6: far I'm into it because the seasons are like a
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  Speaker 6: little more than an hour half the time because it
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  Speaker 6: started as a web series and I think it.
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  Speaker 8: Still initially comes out that way but.
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  Speaker 6: It's pretty entertaining I have to say a good portion
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  Speaker 6: of it goes to Felicia Day she's just so damn
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  Speaker 6: likable but the rest of the cast is like frighteningly
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  Speaker 6: accurate I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 8: I don't play a lot of internet gaming.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm assuming I know my dorks because I am
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  Speaker 6: one and I certainly feel like this is.
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  Speaker 8: A very realistic group of dorks that they've crossed over.
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  Speaker 6: Into Especially when they meet the evil dorks. The ones
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  Speaker 6: that are like their nemesis group. That's led by Wil Wheaton.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I love Wil Wheaton.
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  Speaker 8: It's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 6: They're the bad guild. They're the top guild in the game.
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  Speaker 6: They're there to be jackasses. And they are jackasses, by
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  Speaker 6: the way.
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  Speaker 8: So yeah, that's pretty much... About all I've been watching
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  Speaker 8: that wasn't stuff that's going to come up later. So,
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  Speaker 8: I guess I can hand it on off to Misty.
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  Speaker 8: What have you been watching?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I watched a shitload of stuff. Well, only a
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  Speaker 1: couple things I watched by myself, so I'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: those first, and then we'll get into what me and
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  Speaker 1: Jay watched together. I watched the first two seasons of Justified,
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  Speaker 1: and oh my god damn, I am in love with
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  Speaker 1: that show. That show is fantastic. I loved it with
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  Speaker 1: the elephants.
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  Speaker 2: It takes place in Kentucky!
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's supposed to take place in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 8: It doesn't really.
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  Speaker 1: It does not at all. But I love that show.
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  Speaker 1: I love the guy. Who plays Boyd. He's fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember the guy's name. But he's fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 1: And I love him. I love the whole damn show.
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  Speaker 1: That show is just fucking fine. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: Jay to watch it. Because of my thing with Timothy Oliphant.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get him to sit down and watch it
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  Speaker 1: with me.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not that.
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  Speaker 1: I just.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to watch a TV show about Kentucky.
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  Speaker 2: I've lived in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not really in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome, damn it.
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  Speaker 6: It's a very different part than you live in.
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  Speaker 8: That's something.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the Daily Post. Going's about at Bullitt County, so,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: But it's Timothy Olyphant, and he's shooting people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe I'll watch it, but I have too many other
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  Speaker 9: shows on my list of things to watch that I
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  Speaker 9: never get around to watch.
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  Speaker 1: But this one's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: My other ones are awesome as well.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know they're awesome as this?
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  Speaker 2: They are.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. No, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I do.
• 14:15
  Speaker 8: No, you don't.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Ever. All right, and then other than that, I watched
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: The Ward with Amber Heard, because she's awesome. and I
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: can't say too much about this movie because then I'll
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: ruin it because it's so much like another movie that
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: if I compare it everybody's going to know how it
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: ends and I ruined a lot of movies.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: And I think we should probably talk about this one
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: maybe sort of in the future so we'll.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Just leave it at that I watched The Ward and
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: it was pretty good I liked it awesome then me
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: and Jay watched a shitload of movies watched The Warrior's
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Way you know how about The Warrior's.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Way you liked it yeah I liked it it was
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: okay It was good.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: That's your full review.
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: That's okay.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: That's my full fucking review. I liked it. It was okay.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: No, yeah, it was good.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: It had the whole kind of kung fu feel to it,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: you know. Man fleeing from China. Well, he's fleeing from Japan, but.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: It wasn't about a warrior. He's raised and brought up
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: to be a warrior, and his whole job was to
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: kill off this other... Clan. Clan.
• 15:14
  Speaker 8: But it gets to the point where.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: The guy tells him to kill this baby. The baby's
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: the last one of this clan left, and he can't
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: do it. So he takes the baby, and he moves to...
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: america yeah he moves to this town that's kind of
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: like an old like west town it looks like marlena
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: would live there yeah it's like a circus sideshow town
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: it's like they.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: They're trying to make it into i guess like some
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: kind of carnival town they.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Have a ferris wheel and it's like everybody they're like
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: almost everybody they're like some kind of circus freak of
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: some variety they're not like pinheads or anything they're just
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: like They're performers. Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Fire breathers or whatever, you.
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: Know, jugglers.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: And it's pretty awesome. And then it's like, he has
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: to deal with, there's this band of like other.
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: Banditos.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, a guy who apparently killed this girl's family
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: and he's managed to piss him off. So he's got
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: them coming. Plus the, the, the warrior that hired him to,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: or told him to kill the other clan. He's pissed off.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: So he's coming too. So he's got this band of.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: cowboys and this band of indians not indians where the
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: fuck did indians come from yeah okay.
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: There's no indians in this film because that would be
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: politically incorrect and there are no banditos in this film
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: because that would be politically incorrect instead we have roving
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: band of ex-civil war soldier type jackasses you just want
• 16:32
  Speaker 9: to go around and rape people.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's about what it is.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got them and ninjas. And the ninja clan
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: shows up around the same time. So it's the ex-war
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: people looking and then the ninjas and they're all fighting.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So there's all kinds of shit going on.
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: And then all in the middle of that, he's busy
• 16:48
  Speaker 9: trying to figure out how to fall in love with
• 16:50
  Speaker 9: this girl.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And I hate that girl. It's that one Kate, is
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: her name Kate Bosworth?
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: If anybody could make a live action character of Jessie
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: from Toy Story, that's pretty much her.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Kind of.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's Jessie from Toy Story.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: She needed to eat a sandwich. Well, howdy, y'all. Dude, seriously,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: her really bad accent.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: It was.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: How was it? Howdy, y'all.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Kate Bosworth with a, yeah, it was horrible, her accent. Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: she was horrible. She needs to eat a sandwich. But, yeah,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: that was entertaining. And we watched... We watched the Eclipse,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Twilight Eclipse, with the Riff Trax, which is the only
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: way to watch Twilight movies, because it's the only thing
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: that makes them tolerable.
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: It's the only way I will watch them.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: It was just horrible. I can't even think of a
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: word to describe how bad this movie was. It was
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: just pointless. and stupid he's got i want to shoot.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: A 14 year old's wet dream pretty much.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It's edward oh whatever that other guy's name jacob.
• 17:51
  Speaker 12: Jacob god oh which one do i want.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Which one does she choose that the abusive stalker creepy
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: one that the pasty boy yeah the one who's always
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like following her what one she's telling her who she
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: can be friends with i'm like what a dick dude
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: seriously don't tell me.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand how she could resist the power of...
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Jacob's abs? Jacob's abs.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, seriously.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Dude, if I could have abs like that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, if you could have abs like that, we'd never
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: leave the house.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I had abs like that at one point.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think you did.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Not like that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: A long time ago. A long, long time ago.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: You need a time machine. But anyways, yeah, the movie
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: was just, ugh, drug on. And they changed Victoria. It's
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: not the chick from Big Wolf on Campus anymore. It's,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: what's her name? The Dallas Bryce, Bryce Dallas Howard, whatever the.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Fuck her name is.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyways, and I didn't like her in this movie.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: There's no point for her to be in this movie.
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: The only thing I've got a problem with is, like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: you know, as far as changing the whole vampire mythos,
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: since when do vampires fall apart like fucking porcelain? What
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: the hell's up with that shit?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, punch them when they shatter like a damn toilet. Yeah, no, really.
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: How come they don't shatter while they're running? They're flexible,
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: but you fucking punch them and then they break.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: They're fragile.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that.
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: When you're sparkly, you're fragile.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: What the hell is all of that? That and for
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: some reason the werewolves apparently can't kill them. They can
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: knock them around a little bit. They can't fucking kill them.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: I thought it was stupid.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It takes the other vampires to shatter them. Oh, the
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: other funny thing was, what's that other guy's name? Jasper?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Jasper!
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It's so sad that I know that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 13: He talks all normal, and then they have this flashback,
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: back when he was in the Civil War, and then
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: he starts all of a sudden talking with a Southern accent,
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: but then it kind of gets garbled at certain points.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: But it's like, all of a sudden, he's remembered, hey,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I talk Southern, you know?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: The fuck did that come from?
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: You're a man of many accents today, sir.
• 19:50
  Speaker 14: You got your Western accent. You got your Southern accent.
• 19:54
  Speaker 14: You're a chock full of them today. Are there any
• 20:00
  Speaker 14: accents in any other movies we watched?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, I don't know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Let's just do random ones. Scottish, go!
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Scottish, I don't know Scottish. I could do it, but
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: then that probably wouldn't sound right.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But your other ones sounded perfect. I don't know.
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: All right, what else?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Should we talk about what else we watched? Oh, Priest.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: We watched Priest.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Priest I liked.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: They did more Black Hat. Yeah. Needed more Carl Ehrman.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Needed a little bit less Paul Bettany.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: He's weird looking.
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: Which, by the way, how the fuck did Phil Collins
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: come out with a hot daughter?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, I have no fucking clue, but his daughter, Lily Collins. Beautiful.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I know. Her mom must be hot.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Was she?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was either.
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: That's the thing.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I looked it up, but yeah, she's not
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: hot either. I don't know. Maybe they adopted her. Maybe
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: they stole her. Maybe they bought her with all this
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Genesis money.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 20:51
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: It's Phil fucking Collins. I mean, it's not actually.
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: Maybe he's got some hidden hot gene somewhere that's.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Just kind of.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Deeply, deeply hidden. Deeply rooted.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hidden hot gene.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: What?
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: You don't think he's hot? I mean, looking back, that's
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: Susudio hair. I mean, look at.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Does he ever have hair?
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: I don't think so.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I think he was, like, 20 and had that one little, like,
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: little tough thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that little tough thing.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: That's the bad thing is, like, okay, she's kind of semi-famous,
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: I guess. She's an actress, so she's going to have
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: a little bit of money to at least stay in shape. Granted,
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: in the real world where the rest of us real
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: people live, if she was just a normal person, she
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: would be hot throughout high school, but then slowly she
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: would start turning into Phil Collins because that's what most people...
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: most girls that I've seen do, but have, like, completely
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: fugly dads, you know, and then they turn out hot
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: through high school, and you're like, damn, that girl's hot,
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: and then you see her, like, ten years later, after
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: you graduated high school, and she's like, doesn't give a,
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: you know, fucking piss about you, and then you see
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: her working at fucking BP, and she's working in the.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Deli, and she's like, hi, you remember me?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And her accent.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, god, yeah, I remember you, you were hot. Like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: job of the hood.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see? She's got money. She'll still be hot. She
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: won't turn out like Phil Collins, hopefully.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I was surprised there was a brief cameo in there,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: but I can't say her name right, but Madchenamik?
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: Madchenamik?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The chick from Twin Peaks. Shelly, Leo's wife. Who
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: is she?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Who did she play?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: She was the mother of Lily Collins.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. She was in there
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: for a very short period. Enough to get killed.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you never ruined it. It wouldn't be this time.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It happens at the beginning of the movie. You're not
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: really missing anything.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like you're going to go, oh, I
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: don't want. You know it's going to happen.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not enough Carl Urban in this movie. That's
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: about all I can say about it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I like his motorcycle. That's cool. I want a futuristic
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: motorcycle like that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: Build it, dude.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I will.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I'll build the fuck out of it. I don't even
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: know what the hell it runs on. It runs on cool.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: It runs on wishes and rainbows.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And ponies.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: And ponies. Back to more animal killing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: No!
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: How do you fuel it with ponies then?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: You fuel it with pony poop. Poop out rainbows and
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: then you put it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: In your motorcycle.
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: Duh.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: Duh indeed.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it was tolerable. I hadn't heard
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: too much bad shit about it. I heard that it sucked.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: There's so many different things, like, thrown together. But as
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: long as you're not expecting too much and you just
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: kind of enjoy it for what it is.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't think it was bad.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like the idea of it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: You know, I like the idea that, you know, maybe
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: the church does have some kind of fucking militant monk sect,
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: kind of like Buddhists do. But they don't. They're just
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: not that cool, I guess.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You know, whatever. It's still cool, the idea, though.
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah. That and the church just completely turns their back
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: on them and they turn into that church state where
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: the church tells you what.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: To do and, you know, all that other crap. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: have no point.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Are we done with the priest?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Real quick. One more thing I forgot. Accent? No, no, no, no.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Party geek week. Yeah, we did. I'm a birthday. We're
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: not done yet.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: We still have a list.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: But I'm a birthday. We went and saw the midnight
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: showing of Spaceballs.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: Which... With your kid.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: With my kid. With at one point.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: I thought was completely fucking hilarious, and then I went
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: back and watched it.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: It's still pretty funny, but not as funny as it
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: was when.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I first saw it. Not as funny as the bitch
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: cackling behind me made it out to be.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 24:37
  Speaker 9: It was so bad, even my kid was going, shut up.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm serious. People have annoying laughs sometimes, but
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: this bitch had to sit right behind me, and it
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: was like... Oh, yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: The whole fucking movie.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Come the desert, I get it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was between her.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: At the beginning of the film, there was a guy
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: that sat down and he was like.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: The whole time before the movie started.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, this guy's going to fucking kill me.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He was the epitome of all fat movie geeks that
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you hate. Who lives in his mom's basement and never
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: makes it out. I think he was wearing sweatpants. Maybe
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: some Velcro shoes. I'm not even sure. He was talking
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to these people and they were six teats down.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: He was the uber geek that knew everything about every
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: movie and... Oh, you mean... actually, you know, and you're like, oh, dude,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to slap this guy beside the fucking head.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: But he laughed. Everything he said was funny.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I thought, however, I'd kick his ass when the movie started.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But by the time the movie started, nothing. I didn't
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: hear anything from him.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It was the cackling bitch.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: The bitch behind us started.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: But it was nice to see a midnight showing where
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: other people brought their kids. Because it was my daughter's
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: first midnight showing of kind of a little bit of
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: a cult movie. She loved the hell.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Out of it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: First time she'd ever seen Spaceballs. She enjoyed it. Thoroughly
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: enjoyed it. Plus, she kind of dug the idea of
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: hanging out at midnight. You know, and not having to
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: go to bed.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Because she was like.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I pooped on her parade and wouldn't let you buy
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: her any popcorn. Because we just fucking had cake.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So, whatever.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Don't eat popcorn if you just fucking had cake.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I know. You saved me probably $ 20.
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: Because really, popcorn is fucking ridiculous in the movies.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: They rip the fuck out of you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: That's where they make their money?
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: That's stupid.
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: Now they're charging too much money for this shit. Now
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: they're going to charge you more money for popcorn? I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: sneaking my shit in.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Are you done with it?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done with it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Just for my two cents, yeah, I thought Spaceballs was
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: sort of the turning point for Mel Brooks. I mean,
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: it's like he, like his old stuff is genius, but
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: Spaceballs was the first one that kind of started to
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: feel like the Zucker movies. You know, when you had like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: it was sort of doing like it's taking a movie
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: that we all know pretty well, or even a genre
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: that we all know pretty well, and then just kind
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: of doing rip-offs of other scenes from other movies, which
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: is what I hate in those kind of movies now,
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: where you go back and look at, like, you know,
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Lazy Saddles, it's like, that's making fun of the whole
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: idea of westerns, and the tropes of westerns, but it
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: doesn't really rip off specific scenes from other movies. And
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: that was the dividing line with Mel Brooks, where he
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: started to get lazy, I don't know, I mean, I
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: like Spaceball's a lot there are fun scenes in it
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: but it's the first one I saw that seems like
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: he starts like dialing it back and just sort of
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: making fun of other stuff in pop culture and other
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: movies and then you look at like Robin Hood Man
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: in Tights totally does that so yeah to me he
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: started going downhill right at that sort of that jump
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: to shark moment for him of going downhill on his movie.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: But I do like Robin Hood Men in Tights.
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: It's the same thing. It's got good scenes, but it's
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: totally just like completely and utterly making fun of the
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Kevin Costner movie.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: It's ripping off specific scenes out of other movies that
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: were popular at the time. And his old movies didn't
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: do that. I mean, you go back and look at stuff.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: It's like it would make fun of High Anxiety. It's
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: making fun of all of the Hitchcock stuff, but it's
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: only once or twice they do specific little.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: things it's like usually it's making.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Fun of the whole genre silent movie same thing the
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: whole thing but it's not like totally ripping off other
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: people's movies which now what all those.
• 28:09
  Speaker 16: Lazy you know epic movies and date movies scary movie
• 28:13
  Speaker 16: it's like they all do that and it's so there's
• 28:15
  Speaker 16: no originality to it at all so it's like that
• 28:18
  Speaker 16: was kind of yeah when i look back it's kind
• 28:21
  Speaker 16: of sad Because he started going down that road.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Because I think he was better than that. And probably
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: still is. He's still kind of a genius. But that
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: was just a turning.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: Point for me in his movie.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, I liked it because it had Cary Elwes.
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Cary Elwes.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Cary Elwes. Man can do no wrong in my eyes.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: He's a great actor. Just in my opinion. And Crush
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: was awesome. Probably other people think he sucks. I love Crush. Yeah,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I love Crush.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: Love the fuck out of Princess Bride. One of my
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: favorite fucking movies. Which actually got me hired at the
• 28:52
  Speaker 9: Suncoast that you worked at for a day.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And then I quit. I went through the training and
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what?
• 28:59
  Speaker 9: I can't handle being a retail because I'll tell people
• 29:02
  Speaker 9: to fuck off.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: So then I just quit. I quit before I ended
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: up having to kill anybody.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's... Last episode we went into how some of
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: those weird people used to come in and you had
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: to sort of put up with them even when you
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: think they're just total idiots.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so this... You would not have done well with
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: people like Jeffrey.
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: No, I would have set people on fire. Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: I was one step away. That's why I got the
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: hell out.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, well.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: What else did we do? What else did we watch?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: We watched The Mechanic. Mechanic.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: I guess it depends on your version of what you
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: want to watch.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: you know, it's okay. It's like, take every Jason Statham movie.
• 29:44
  Speaker 9: Water it down.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And you've got the mechanic.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Take all the fun stuff. He didn't drive a car
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that much.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: No cars. He didn't fight that much. He didn't fight
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: hardly at all. He hardly ever had his shirt off. No.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: So anybody who was wanting to watch it to see Jason...
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Transporter 4.
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, for his shirt off. Now, you don't get that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: So sorry, ladies and guys. You don't get that. You
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: just get him nursing this.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Ben Foster.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Ben Foster useless.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Just.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: He's fucking useless. And he doesn't listen.
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: And he almost gets ass raped because he's a fucking asshole.
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: You know, he told them, don't fuck with this guy.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: This guy will fuck you up.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And what does he do?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And he will fuck you.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't listen.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: And this guy really, literally fucks him up. He's fucked
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: up the most in the movie. Hey, you should have
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: listened to your, always listened to your teacher.
• 30:27
  Speaker 17: Yoda?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You don't question Yoda. You don't question those guys. You
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: don't question, uh.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Are you comparing Jason Statham to Yoda?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: No, not really.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: But you know what I mean.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: At any point did Ben Foster climb on the back
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: of Jason Statham.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: In a little backpack and run around together?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: No, he ran the other way around.
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: Ha ha ha.
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: But either way, yeah, he just doesn't listen to them, really. But,
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: I mean, the only enjoyable part of it was it
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: had the old man.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: What's his name? Ah, the old guy. I like the
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: movies that he's been in when he was younger, but
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I can't think of his name. Whatever. If you've seen
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the film, you know who it is.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's Donald Sutherland.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Donald Sutherland. Yeah, I like Donald Sutherland.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Took me a second.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: I got it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: He's good.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Because I remember talking about, like, at least he's not
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: naked in it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 17: Not really.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Because he was old.
• 31:11
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants old man falling junk.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: That's gross.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Any more else to say about The Mechanic?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: No, not really.
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, watch it if you want to see a mediocre
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: assassin movie.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Very mediocre. Very mediocre. Yeah, I was kind of disappointed.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Speaking of disappointments, watch The Expendables.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my good God.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: That was written by Sylvester Stallone, right?
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: He wrote the screenplay.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: He wrote the screenplay. He had to, because it reeks
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: of Sylvester Stallone one-liners.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: Everybody's got one-liners in this movie, and they all fucking suck.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: You know, they're all sitting around, and he's sitting there going, Oh,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: this is going to be good.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Listen to this one.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That sounds totally off. It is.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I've had too much coffee, so I can't concentrate on
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: my accents. And I'm driving.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You need to do a Dolph Lundgren Impressionation thing?
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: No, but.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I love Dolph Lundgren. Dolph Lundgren was the best point
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of this entire fucking movie.
• 32:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and you know, I got pissed off that they
• 32:11
  Speaker 12: fucking take, you know, Jet Li, probably one of the guys,
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: the one guy who could probably kick everybody else's ass,
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: with maybe the exception of Jason Statham, and they make
• 32:19
  Speaker 12: him a complete bitch.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: All he does the entire fucking movie is complain.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And complain and whine. And bitch. And complain and whine.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: I'm short.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I need more money.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: I'm short.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I have to work harder than you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you know.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: That's all he does the entire movie. I'm shorter. I'm smaller.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I have to do more work to be even. I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: need more money.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Doesn't make any sense. Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: Secretly, I think it was Sylvester Stallone. He probably doesn't
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: like Jet Li. So he wrote this kind of whiny
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: ass bitch part for him.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a... You know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Kind of.
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: You know, we're all big manly men and you're the
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: little bitch that sits there and cries and shit.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Even though Jet Li probably kicked your ass. You know.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: And who else was that? Why wasn't The Rock in it?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Why was not The Rock in it? You know why?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: You know why? Because The Rock would have fucking stolen
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the show because The Rock's fucking awesome. He would have actually.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: He is fucking funnier than shit. I love The Rock.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget who else was in this. I mean,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: it had Jason Statham, Sylvester Stallone, it had a brief
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, God. Gently.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It was like... It was a plastic surgery disaster, is
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: what it was.
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: Schwarzenegger shows up, and he's all plastic face, and.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Stallone.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Stallone?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is up with Stallone? He must have
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: went to the same last year.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: As Mickey Rourke. And then you get the master.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You get the master. Mickey Rourke. Yeah. What was he saying?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: He said something, and I was just like, what the
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: fuck does that mean?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: It was a story about the Korean girl that took
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: off a bridge, and if he had saved her, it
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: would have made up for all the people he had killed. No,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't have.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: He's still killing a bunch of people, dumbass.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Well, saving that one girl might have saved his soul.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It was saving his soul.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Saving his soul.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Saving that one girl would have saved his soul.
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: He tried to make him out to be some kind
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: of fucking zen master, monk, tattoo artist. And for some reason,
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: Stallone can only get, like, he got an outline of
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: the tattoo, and I think they shaded it in all
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: within a matter of, like, two seconds.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: He didn't, like, wash it down. He didn't, like, put
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: any kind of ointment on it. He just fucking sat down. Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: he just sat down. He didn't wash his hands. It's
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: very fucking unsanitary.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Is this in prison?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's in a garage.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: This is not how you do tattoos in the real world.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he runs this garage slash tattoo parlor thing.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Slash hoochie magnet.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Slash, yeah, hoochie bar.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: But, yeah, they try to play him up as some
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: kind of old Zen master, and he comes up with
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: these philosophies that make absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Mickey Rourke.
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: Well, it's Mickey Rourke. That and Stallone wrote all this
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: shit thinking it was going to be fucking gold, you know.
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: Some of his philosophy, you know.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Stick to Rambo. And Rock.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: A brief cameo by Charisma Carpenter being absolutely pointless, high-pitched,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: and annoying. I swear her voice, like, raised, like, ten
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: octaves in this voice. She's running around.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I wanted to fucking slap her in her face. Her
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: only point in the movie was to prove that if
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a guy fucking hits her, Jason Statham's going to go
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: beat his ass.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Which was pretty funny, because he did.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: He beat his ass.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: He beat his ass.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Well, play basketball. Yeah.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: Charisma's hot. It's a shame that she's not getting better work.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that movie.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Was a big disappointment. I knew to not expect much,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but holy shit, was I disappointed. It's like, I had
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: really low expectations before. that this movie took a shovel
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and dug underneath my expectations and then crawled in that
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: hole where it was. Yeah, it was bad.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it was bad.
• 35:37
  Speaker 9: All it was was basically just Stallone getting together, sitting
• 35:43
  Speaker 9: down going, you know, I want to make a movie
• 35:46
  Speaker 9: where we get to ride motorcycles and look cool.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And, oh, my God, everybody slam on their brakes. There's
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: a fucking cop. Holy fucking shit. Maybe he won't know.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Let's do 57 in a 70.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck's up with that shit? Oh my god,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: it's 70 miles an hour is the speed limit. Let's
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: drop down to 59.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Dumbass.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Anything else to say about the Expendables? No.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: No, not really.
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: If you want to see a shitty ass fucking wannabe
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: action movie that's a ghost of what these guys used
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: to be, then yeah, you can go see that. otherwise
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: stick to fucking Predator and Rambo and, you know, all
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: the other good 80s action movies that had real action
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: stars in it, not plastic surgery.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: We did watch some good action movies. We watched the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Bourne Trilogy.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we did.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It was very action-y.
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: Which I actually liked that. I mean, I've seen the
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: first one. I saw it a long time ago when
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: it came out, and I loved the hell out of it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: I didn't know how I'd feel about Matt Damon.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Right after Good Will Hunting.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, there's no way this guy could
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: play a fucking action guy.
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: Because.
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: Good Will Hunting, good movie, but I wanted to slap
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: him around in Good Will Hunting because he's kind of
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: a jackass. But that's okay because it still made a
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: good movie. But I was like, I don't know how
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: I'm going to see this guy as some kind of
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: fucking secret agent because he doesn't look like no damn
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: secret agent to me.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: And that was pretty blown away. It was pretty good.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: So we saw the other two. Yeah, the other two
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: were good.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Which we had to watch because I had to watch
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the second one because it had Carl Urban in it
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: as the assassin. So I was like, that was the
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: whole part of her. That's why we watched the entire
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: trilogy so that I could watch the second one because
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: it had Carl Urban in it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Carl Urban in it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Is he dreamy? But they were all really good. I mean,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I had no major complaints about any of them. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: don't think. Except for Julia Stiles and her fat face.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't like Julia Stiles.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Because it's so weird because she's skinny, but she has
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: this face like a fat girl. I'm telling you. It's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: like little Twinkies or something. I don't know because she's
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: got this weird, freakishly round and kind of flat.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: I don't understand.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Not that all fat people have flat faces. I don't understand.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: But still, I'm just saying. She's got a weird face
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: and I don't like it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: But I've got to say, by the third movie, you
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: can definitely see how Matt Damon's kind of aged, and
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: he's not in the same shape he was in the first.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: And second movie. He's still good, though.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: He's still good. He still plays a believable role.
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: It, once again, reaffirms my idea that the government's constantly
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: out to fuck you and cover up shit and not
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: tell you about stuff that they're doing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Because you know they are. They're not going to tell you.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 38:18
  Speaker 9: My dad was in Vietnam. He told me about some
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: crazy-ass shit the government says, oh, we're not doing.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: But yet he's like, really? Because we're doing it, you know?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: But whatever.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: That's how we operate.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Completely different, man. Any other movies?
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, one more movie.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, what are we?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: We watched I Am, number four.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, my good God. Your favorite movie.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I fucking hated this movie. I love the parts that
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: had Timothy Olyphant in it, because the way he looked
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: at that kid, like he wanted to beat the shit
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: out of him.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: That was funny.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I could feel that.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I wanted him to beat the crap out of that
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: kid so bad.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: That kid was a whiny little bitch. All he did
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: was say, I want to be a real boy. I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: want to do everything. It's not my war. It's not
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: my fight.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Whiny little bitch.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: You're a chosen motherfucker.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: He's an alien. He's a fucking alien. He's got all
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: these fucking.
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: Powers, and you're going to sit and cry because you
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: don't want to fucking use your powers. You want to
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: be a normal teenage high school boy and have a girlfriend.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: You know what? You know how bad I wanted superpowers
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: in fucking high school?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: What do you mean in high school? You want them now.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I do.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: But yeah, he just whines and broods and cries throughout
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: the whole movie, and he's just all emo about shit.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: And Timothy often plays his protector, which I'm like, dude.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't listen to him. Of course.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: I know what's better for me.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I know, you know.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Know me you know just like oh god shut up yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: The best part was timothy elephant timothy elephant and the
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: dog dog that was fucking awesome you remember the dog
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: He was a lizard first.
• 39:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And he was a dog. Yeah. And he turned into
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: a fucking monster.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who was the chicken? Was it number three?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Number six.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Number six?
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: They should have made a movie called I Am Number Six.
• 39:53
  Speaker 9: Because all she did was kick the fucking ass about
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: the whole movie.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: And she was awesome. Because her protector had already got killed.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: So she's out there fucking kicking ass, taking names. Not
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: being a whiny bitch while this guy's just, oh, it's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: not my fault. It's not fair.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: Oh, my fucking God.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted to beat the hell out of him. She
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: should have beat the hell out of him. She could, too.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: A nerdy guy falls in love with her.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Which I was rooting for the nerdy guy.
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: I was hoping, like, even though she was like, oh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: this guy's a wimpy, puny human, I was kind of
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: hoping they'd fall in love, you know?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the nerdy guy. I'm like, it's kind
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: of annoying, though, because it's this nerdy guy. Apparently his
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: dad apparently got taken by aliens, like, a long time ago.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: So apparently all this, I mean, this is his big secret.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: This guy ain't supposed to tell anybody. Number four, he's
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: an alien. You don't tell people this shit. This is
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: top secrets. The nerdy guy asked him, like, one time, dude,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: what are you? Oh, I'm an alien.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: He's like, ooh, a lotus.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: I'm like, what?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: That's a secret. What the fuck are you doing? You're
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: just going around telling everybody.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm an alien.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, his dad was abducted by, it makes him okay.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: You can tell him.
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that. Timothy Altham was the best part. He
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was gorgeous. Well, he has a haircut.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: He has a haircut.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: He has long hair, and that's a point, too.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I like how everybody freaks. That chick wants
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: to sleep with him.
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: She's all out in the ocean, and then his tattoo
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: starts glowing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: She's like, ew, you're.
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: Some kind of freak.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: You were just going to fuck him right out in
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: the ocean.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: He's some kind of freak because he's got a glowing tattoo.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You can get those. You fucking slut. You can get
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: glowing tattoos in the dark. The black light glows. Maybe
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you just black light.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'd ever do that.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Get a glow-in-the-dark tattoo or fuck some chick in the ocean. Both.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I think that's about all we watched, isn't it?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: I think.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: That was all that was on my list of stuff
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: that I remembered. I'm sure there's other stuff.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I just can't remember it right now. Oh, who's that?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think we watched anything. I got some
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Sean Patrick Flannery CDs that are exclusive. They were only
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: released in Japan. You listened to the single. It was
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: pretty fantastic, wasn't it? Fantastic.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: Fantastic.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: In quotation and i'm pretty sure it was a van
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: morrison song that he covered not a cure song i
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: was right i was wrong it said that about big
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: girls or i.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Don't know a morrissey song yeah yeah what.
• 42:10
  Speaker 17: Was the name of the song uh big girls need
• 42:12
  Speaker 17: love too i don't remember uh some girls are bigger
• 42:16
  Speaker 17: than others yeah there you go yeah yeah but it's
• 42:18
  Speaker 17: very uh i listened to the sales i listened to
• 42:20
  Speaker 17: the single and it's pretty fantastic in its badness so
• 42:23
  Speaker 17: john patrick flannery honey if you're out there uh Get
• 42:26
  Speaker 17: away from music career, because.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: It ain't working. Sorry.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: And any more plastic surgeries.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no more Botox, honey bunny, because it ain't working either.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Your face moves anymore. But he's still gorgeous. Everyone wears
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: V-neck shirts.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: Thanks.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I have that.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: But now, while we're still at the front of the
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: show here, I was going to send a thank you out,
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: and this was one... You know, I've mentioned this over
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: the years.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Now, of.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: how much financially, aside from mentally and spiritually, it takes
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: to put the show together.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: As, you know, you do well. It breaks Misty on
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: many occasions.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: But financially, if nothing else, it's damn impossible. And I
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: posted something going, yeah, they cut off our internet service
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: for a day or so, so I can't upload an episode.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: So anyway, just saying, guys, if you'd like to contribute... So.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's a fight keeping it on track
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: and between the hosting fees and website and having the
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: voicemail set up and, you know, all that stuff. It's
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: like all put together aside from also just being able
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: to have Internet to, you know, upload the thing.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: It's like it's all a lot to deal with every month.
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: So I threw it out there.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know some of the shows have actually
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: gotten people that, you know, the listeners can, set it
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: up on paypal to do a contribution that's.
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: Like a pretty small amount but you know five bucks.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: A month that's not a whole lot but at the
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: same time you know it actually goes towards taking care
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: of stuff like that so i thought that was kind
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: of an interesting idea threw it out there and immediately
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: well one person no surprise decided they needed to contribute
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: to us.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Was it Randy?
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: Yes, it was Randy. Aw, I love Randy.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: He's my second... Oh, he's my favorite listener. My second
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: favorite person.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: He's my favorite person.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: I was starting to say, I was like, if Jay,
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: if you're not the first, then I feel bad. It's like, Timmy,
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: a little fun. Then Randy. Jay, you're about seven.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: If you have Carl Urban in there somewhere.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Patrick Flannery. That one random guy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was kind of hoping that was the placement, but.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, even though I specifically emailed him, I was like,
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: you already give us so much stuff. Stop, you know, at,
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but you know how Randy is. So,
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: he's very generous.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Randy's the best.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: He's very generous, so thank you to Randy.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Randy's beef jerky saved me.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It damn near killed me, but that hurt his feelings.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have said that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Beef jerky is an acquired taste.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I am a dinky girl, and I cannot fucking handle.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Any amount of any kind of spice. I put too
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: much pepper in the... fried rice yeah so.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I thought I was dying for days.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah she thought she was dying for days but.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah well that one didn't surprise me because he's done
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: it before that's what Randy does he's way too generous.
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: The one that caught me off guard is we got
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: another one and it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 19: Wasn't even we had more than one listener yeah that's
• 45:33
  Speaker 19: what I'm saying it wasn't even like again nobody's signed
• 45:36
  Speaker 19: up for the monthly idea I mean to me that's
• 45:38
  Speaker 19: relatively cheap and like a inexpensive way to sort of
• 45:43
  Speaker 19: support the show.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: So, I mean, if you're up for that, email me,
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: I know you can set it up pretty easily. I mean,
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: we've got a PayPal set up already, but I think
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: you can do it that way relatively easy. But this
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: was just a, a random donation. And I was just like, wow,
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: like it caught me off guard from, from somebody that
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: I don't even know if I've talked to them. So
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: if I have, uh, uh, let me know, let me
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: make sure I know that maybe you have an, uh, internet.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: Name that I'm not familiar with. But, um, If nothing else,
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: I wanted to send out a big thank you to Sophia,
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: who I believe lives in San Francisco.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: What a pretty name. I like the name Sophia.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: She donated towards the cause, so that's awesome. That really
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: caught me off guard. I was surprised, and it's helpful
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: every time. Anything we get is important, but That was
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: very generous, and thank you very much. So thank you
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: to Sophia, thank you to Randy, and anybody else who,
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: you know, again, it doesn't even have to be much.
• 46:44
  Speaker 8: But I like the idea of people keeping this going, you.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: Know, because it's impossible to do, and I've been working
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: on trying to just throw some ads in there and
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: cover it that way, but, you know, I guess the
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: economy doesn't make that easy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: Not really. No, we've got a few things that kind
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: of help us out.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: You know, the tweaked audio is good, but it's not
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: really a, Steady thing, it just kind of kicks in
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: when you guys make use of it. So definitely make
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: use of the tweaked audio meltdown code if you need headphones. But, yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: the other stuff, we're just trying to find ways to
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: sort of cover everything. I mean, we try to deliver
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: a lot of stuff, things like the road trips here
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: and all that stuff. So it's... factoring all that in
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: it gets kind of pricey so but i i love
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: doing it so that's why we keep bringing the show
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: to you every week but.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You know let me not do it so i don't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: have a choice.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: That's why i said i love it i didn't say
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: we love doing it i like driving misty's here at
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: gunpoint most weeks when she does the show seriously but i.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Don't care as long as i don't have to work.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: That's what i'm saying i mean this is like my
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: i i think i mentioned this you know i was
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: talking to somebody last week and i was like this
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: is my favorite time of the week like this is
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: really the last week when we were recording at the
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: at the coffee shop and i was just like this
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: is the only fun i have all week i mean
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: i sat there for hours and we're not there well
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: that's because you didn't because you didn't bother to come
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: once again there wasn't a gun at your head so
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: you weren't there but again you're always invited to those But,
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's like that's, you know, I sat there
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: for hours and we, you know, drank coffee and talked
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: about movies and made fun of people and, you know,
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: that's what we do.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: And it's, it was pretty damned enjoyable.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: And I was like, that's, you know, that's what keeps
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: me coming back is I think it's fun, but I,
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: at least people are saying it's not just me.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: It also seems to be fun for other people listening, hopefully.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I think, you know, what we do is
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: kind of, enjoyable and entertaining, hopefully. So I try to
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: keep it coming and keep it coming on a weekly basis. So,
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's sort of hard to do on a time, but,
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: you know, we stick with it. So if you would
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: like to contribute to the cause, I, again, big thank
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: you to Sophia and to Randy and anybody else who
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: wants to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: Come on board.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: There is a link on our page or email me
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: and we can try to figure out a better way
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: to do it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, thank you very much to Sophia and Randy.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I could have given you the pennies I
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: found on the floor earlier.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: They were tails down. You said we weren't supposed.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: To use them. Bad luck. But if I give them
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to you, then.
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: Thanks.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Because what I need is more bad luck.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I like dimes. I don't like pennies. Or nickels.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: You like shiny things.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: Shiny things.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like dimes better than nickels.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Because they're shiny.
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: That's why I just said nickels.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I hate nickels.
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: Stupid.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they trick you. They're almost big enough to
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: be quarters. So I'm always like, ooh, a quarter. And
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, ah, fucking nickel.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's bigger than a dime. I don't like that it's
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: bigger than a dime. Yeah, why is it bigger than
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: a dime?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Because it's a nickel.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the dime totally throws it off.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: Like penny, nickel, quarter, they all, you know, it's an
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: ascending value.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: Dime fucks everything up.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: But I like dimes. It's weird. Even though it's the
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: one that fucks everything up. Maybe I just like, see,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I just like dimes and quarters, get rid of nickels
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and pennies, and we're all good.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But then what are you going to throw in
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: when you're at the fountain? I don't want to throw
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: in a fucking quarter.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's a quarter. That's like 25 wishes, though.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'll sit in breakfast. I'll sit down.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Do you want any fountains in the malls anymore? I
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: haven't been to a mall in a long time, so
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a mall in St.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Matthews?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Or a water fountain.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: They had one, but then they turned most of it
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: into a food court because that makes more money.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You know, what.
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: Happened to all the fountains? When I was a kid,
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: there was like Jefferson Mall. There was a fountain every
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: fucking five feet.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You get dumb bitches that are texting on their phone
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: to walk into it instead of the mall.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: That's pretty funny. And they get online and cry about it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Now the fountain's gone.
• 50:42
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Bye, fountain.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Fountain and carousels. There was a fucking carousel.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: You remember.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, you probably don't. There's still one in Jefferson Mall.
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: That.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Is there a carousel in the Jefferson Mall?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't there a carousel in the Jefferson Mall? Yes.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: There is.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: There used to be one in Bashford Manor Mall. And
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: there used to be these little islands that were in
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: the ground. And you walked down and sat there and
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: watched TV.
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: I remember those.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Back in the 70s.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Back in the 70s.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: It was like a big hole in the middle.
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: All the old guys, while their wives were out shopping
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: and getting their nails done and getting their hair done
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: and stuff like that, they would sit down there and
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: either watch Price is Right or.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Whatever else was on at the time, I don't remember.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: It wasn't worn yet, so I don't know.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: It's just funny that it was sunken in. Like, it
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: was a bunker down there.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: It didn't make any sense.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: It's because all the men wanted to hide.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: And they didn't.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: It's all safer down there.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That's where they got away. I mean, yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: And they were probably allowed to smoke in there at
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: that time, if I remember correctly.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: I'm sure it was.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: There was a carousel in Jefferson Mall.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, is there? I don't remember. I haven't been there
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: in a long time.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: They have the carousel, and they have that weird bungee thing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Well, enough of this shit that probably nobody
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: will ever see. Whatever.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: They probably have cool malls in all the other places,
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: except for.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, baby, where's the Mall of America?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not in Canada. I'm sorry. You know, a
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: lot of the times I'm wrong, and I know this.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I'm right, maybe. 75 % of the time. You're being generous. Hey,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I was right four times one time.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: All right. Remember?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: He's keeping track. I am. Four times in four years.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Four times.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: You'd have a stick cap going somewhere.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: In my mind. What's left of it.
• 52:27
  Speaker 8: You should write that down.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Hopefully that's the only thing I can remember is how
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: many times I've been right.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's all.
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: On that note, we'll take a break and we'll come
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: back to you a little further down the road.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Some girls are bigger than others.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Some girls are bigger than others.
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• 53:33
  Speaker 15: A Freak Accident secret that will be carried to the
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  Speaker 15: know billy will be the first to go seven of
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  Speaker 15: the living against an army of the dead, starved for life.
• 54:18
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  Speaker 7: for years I did I worked for Mattel doing mad
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  Speaker 7: of fell in the same genre of all the movies
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  Speaker 7: I ended up doing which is like Eternal Living Dead
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  Speaker 7: Part II and The Blob. I did this horror film
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  Speaker 7: in Germany that never quite made it to the United States.
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  Speaker 7: And throughout the years, I just did a bunch of
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  Speaker 7: commercials and TV shows. And it ends up that after
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: all these years, it's the horror films that have lasted.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: And then they have all these horror conventions now, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: everyone's like, please, come. We want to meet you. And
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: at first, I was a little apprehensive. I didn't think
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: anyone was going to show up, but it's quite the opposite.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone's really happy to see me, which makes me feel
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: really nice.
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  Speaker 4: That's really cool.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: Is it something you got away from over the years?
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know you've still got degrees in acting, but.
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: Is it something.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, what happened is I was about 17 years old.
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: I started when I was 5, and it's all I'd
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: ever done for about 12 years. And then I was 17,
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: and they offered me the role that Brian Austin Green
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: took in Beverly Hills 90210. They offered me a 6-year contract...
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: And I said yes for about five weeks. And then
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: I had a change of heart. I was like, you
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: know what? This is all I've ever done. My friends
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: are going to college. Maybe I should take a small
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: break and just see what's out there. Well, Aaron Spelling
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: wasn't very happy with that. He got really, really mad
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: at me. Cursed at me like a sailor. Hung up
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: on me. Told me I never worked for him again
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: in this town. I was like, okay, maybe it is
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: time for me to take a break. You know, the
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: same agent I had since I was five years old
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: never spoke to me again. Ever. She wouldn't even call
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: Aaron Spelling for me. So I was like, okay, you know,
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: I need to take a break. You know, and a
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: lot of child actors didn't really turn out to be
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: great adults. And I knew quite a few of them,
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: and they weren't turning out so well. So I figured
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: I got to do something different, and I did. And
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: I was really glad. I went to school. You know,
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: I had some businesses. I had a really fun, good life.
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: And then I got involved in a really long-term relationship
• 58:16
  Speaker 7: And right when that ended, she had this ban on Facebook.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: She wanted me on Facebook for some reason. I found
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: out why later. So I joined Facebook, and within a
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: couple weeks, all these people from all these conventions were like,
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: please come to these conventions. And I got like thousands
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: of people being like, hey, can I be your friend?
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: Oh my God. I'm like, really? It's been like 15 years.
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: Are you serious? That's nothing in convention time.
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: It's nothing.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: I didn't know. So I was like caught by surprise.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: And I thought to myself, okay, well, I didn't go
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: look for it. So I'm not a schmo. I'm not
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: some guy like trying to chase down some, you know,
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: celebrity rehab TV show or something. They came to me.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: And then, you know, at first I ignored them thinking
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: they're bullshit. Once I found out they were for real...
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: I was like, I'll give it a try. So I
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: went to a convention and it blew my mind. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: couldn't believe it. I mean, people were like calling me
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: for where you're emailing me texting me for a week
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: saying you made my week i'm so happy to meet
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: you the guys that threw the first convention i went
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: to said that for an entire week their website was
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: all about me And they said they've been doing this
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: for like 15 years and it's never happened before. And
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: I was like, what? So, I mean, I guess part
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: of it I have to attribute to the fact that
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: I was like MIA for so long. That kind of
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: helped a little bit because had I been really available,
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: I would have seen it before or whatever, right? So
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: it was an honor to me. And I also didn't
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: feel like an actor anymore. Even though I was raised
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: an actor, I taught acting. Acting is in my blood.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: It's in my family's blood. I felt like a normal person.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: I've worked normal jobs, had a normal life. And so
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: when this all came back to me, it was like, wow,
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: it's like the ultimate residual check of all time. Because,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, when you think about it, look at these.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: I was prepubescent in my heyday. So here I am
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: dating these girls that were... way too old for me
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: to have, you know. Anyway, so. Yeah. Now I'm getting
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: to live it all over again and I'm old enough
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: to really, truly appreciate it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: It's a whole new world now.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: And I really understand what a difference it can make
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: by giving someone some attention or just saying hi to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: someone or talking to them on Facebook and it makes
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: you feel good. It's way better than the money. I mean,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: the money's cool, but I mean, having the Dr. Phil
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: effect where you can make someone happy, that's just like,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: I feel awesome.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, the fans can be ridiculously appreciative, especially
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: horror fans.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: Are so devoted.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: They are. Well, it's funny, a few of them, they
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: showed me some pictures of themselves in high school, and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: it all kind of made sense to me. I was like, oh,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: you were that kid in high school.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: No wonder why you're so happy to meet me.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: We're all sort of that kid, I think.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm a big
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: geek and I'm a big nerd, but I didn't really
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: go to elementary school or high school, so I didn't
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: really have that experience. But I may have, had I.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: I'm a super sci-fi, I'm a super horror fan. I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: read a book a week. I'm nuts. I'm a total geek. And,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: you know, I fix computers. I love that stuff. So,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: you know, they are my people. I just, you know,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: I didn't have teased out hair like this and glasses
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: that were from their aunt that they, you know, inherited.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: It's not too late.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, you can still pull that look off if
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: you want.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: You got a good point there. But at the moment,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: I'm just kind of in this mode where I'm in awe.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: I can't believe it. I'm realizing that, I don't know,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: maybe things come full circle in life.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: And if they do, they... I'm going to have to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: pay this back somehow. In some way, in my future,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: the world's going to be like, pay it forward. We
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: just gave you this great gift of a, you know,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: in fact, it's reunited my whole acting career. The first
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: convention I went to, I was offered all these new roles.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: I didn't have to get an agent or anything. So
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: I was like, there's people out there going to audition
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: after audition after audition, and all I did was show
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: up at a convention, and I got three movie roles
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: and two TV roles. I'm like, okay, thank you, Lord, God,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: whatever it may be, thank you.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: It's all about connections, I see.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: And I promise to pay it forward. If anyone's listening...
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: I will pay it forward some way in any way
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: I can. So that's kind of where I'm at right now,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: and I'm loving it. I love meeting the people, and
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: I love hanging out here.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: It's amazing that you're that appreciative, yeah, because a lot
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: of people, especially if it gets to a point where
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: they haven't done it in a while, they come back in.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: It's a weird experience.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: I've met several of them. I'm not going to mention
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: any names.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: I have too.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: But some of them, I almost want to say agoraphobic
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: or something. They're like, the fans are nuts. I can't
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: take it. I'm like, what are you talking about? They're
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: so happy to see you. Shake their hand.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Say hello.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: They're like, no way. I'm not shaking their hand. Those
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: people are weird. They're like out of piercings and shit.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: I'm like, so? I don't know. I can't understand why
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: someone wouldn't see this as the greatest gift you could get.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: and that's the way I'm looking at it, and it's
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: really been fun.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: It's a good perspective.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: Right on, yeah. I'm really enjoying it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: In seeing, I mean, you were kind of revisiting other properties.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: Had you seen, like, Return of the Living Dead, the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: original one?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, I saw them all, absolutely.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, at that point when you were a kid?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: Yes, in fact, Night of the Living Dead, the very,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: very original one that spawned them all, is still to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: this day one of the scariest movies I've ever seen.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Definitely.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Black and white and all, I mean, it is just
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: freaking scary. But I didn't really like the punk rock's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: Return of the Dead number one, to tell you the truth.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: I mean, I kind of don't like any movie that
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: ends in nuclear explosion.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: That's my favorite part.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: I'm just sorry. I mean, that's just no way to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: end a movie. What are we going to do? Nuclear explosion,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 7: it's over.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: Credits.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: But I'm from Louisville, so.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: That's my favorite.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Part of it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I hear you.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: We do it in my town. Oh, okay, really?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: I'm from Louisville.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: That's awesome.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: In that case, that's really cool.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: I remember sitting there watching that as a kid, and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: it was on cable.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: Wait, did they just say, I'm used.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: To New York City and LA.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then it's your town.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: My town. And years later, people would be like, oh, no,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: they changed that. They dubbed in different cities. I was like, no.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: No, that was my town, baby.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: The guy that helped put that together was from Louisville,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: and yeah, he worked in his own little hometown.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: I thought that was so hilarious at the time.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: I didn't catch that. That's really cool.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: And one of the things that really surprised me is
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: some of the fans came up to me and they
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: told me that they used to go in their backyard
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: and they used to play, you know, Jesse, the character
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: I played. Like Jesse versus, you know, the zombies. I'm like,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: I played Cowboys and Indians and you played me against zombies? What?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: How come I didn't know this? You know, it's amazing
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: what goes on that you don't know about until you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: show up somewhere and you get feedback and you talk
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: to people.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: Affecting people's lives.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah. It's crazy. I never expected that. So, I mean,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: that's awesome.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: Definitely.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's so awesome.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: And then on the blob, as much as the remakes
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: anymore have gotten out of control, that's when they did
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: a good job.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I hear that a lot. I think so, too.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: I really liked it and I was glad to take
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: part of it. And a lot of people don't remember that,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: you know, Kevin Dillon was in that.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: He was the bad boy in that.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: And then, you know, he later did The Doors, and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: now Entourage, which he's so famous for. But a lot
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: of people don't realize that's him, because it kind of
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: doesn't look like him.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: It's terrible hair.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: It's terrible hair. It's such terrible hair. He's got that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: brutish look.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 18: Mullety.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's bad. But it was cool. It
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: was great. I mean, those were just good times. Once again,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: that's another movie I would have done for free as well.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: It was just a lot of fun.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 11: Before.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: Do you want to talk about the one that never
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: made it over here?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: No, no, I don't want to talk about it. IMDb
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: refuses to put it up.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: I hate them.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: They put up a lot of weird stuff.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: They won't even put up my... I was an extra neighbor.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: I was offered the part of Ben Seaver in Growing
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: Pains as a little kid. And my parents said no
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: because I was too young. So they made me the
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: next door neighbor. I did 16 episodes. You know how
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: many episodes IMDb has on?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: One. Nice.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: I've shown them proof. They've even aged me by five years.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: I sent in my birth certificate and they refused to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: change my age. So IMDb is a bunch of stupid idiots.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: They don't even have my age right.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: We like to read our descriptions off of IMDb when
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: we talk about the movie and then.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: Kind of laugh at how badly they're worded. And wrong, usually.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: They aged me five years and I sent them my
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: birth certificate and they still wouldn't change it. I'm like,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: what else can I possibly show you? I sent my
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: driver's license too. I'm like, I don't have the time
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: to fake this shit, guys. I really don't.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: And why would they care?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean, why do you care? What makes you
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: such an authority that you want to age me five years?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: Thanks a lot.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: You know, I did a lot of, I was actually
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: more known as a commercial kid. In the end I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: did 72 commercials, which is a lot in a 12
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: year span. But I had the all American boy look
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: and that's kind of all it really took. You know,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: I mean commercials don't take a real great depth of
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: acting so to speak. It takes more of an expression
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: and an oh my and I can click a seatbelt
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: or eat a cookie or ride in a backseat real well.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: Play with green climes.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. And that's pretty much, you know, and believe
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: it or not, back then, you made a lot more
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: money doing commercials. unless you're famous, than you did doing movies.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: I think that's still true, really.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: It may be.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: I think the working actors, yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, unless you're a really working, working actor, you get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: paid probably scale to do a movie. But with commercials,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: the residual checks are just insane. Like, the last time
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: I did a Nike commercial, it had a bunch of
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: famous athletes and stuff in it, and I was just
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: some guy in it. I could not believe the residuals
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: on that thing. I mean, it probably only aired a
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: couple dozen times, but It probably made as much money
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: as I made on the blob Merchandising Living Day combined.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: And I was like, wow. I mean, come on, Nike.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: Call me back any time you'd like.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Set up a deal.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, please.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: I'll wear your sneakers every day.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: As soon as you get your own shoe line.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there you go. Yeah, they bleed when you walk.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: Blood comes out, and they scream, more brains, more brains.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: I think they've already got a Michael, so it's folks' brains.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think they do.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Might have to go with something else.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: I think the underwear lines out, too.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: I was going to go for the bloody underwear with
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: the skid marks, but I guess not.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: That's a harder sell.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: It is a harder sell. You can always say, honey,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: they came that way. It's not my fault.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: It's the tagline for it. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: It's their branding. That's how you know they're mine.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, is there anything else, I guess, just upcoming
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: projects you want to tell people about?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: You know, it's all happening so fast. I really don't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: want to be one of those people that... I wrote
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: a book many years ago, and I made this mistake of...
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: I got signed to a bunch of these radio shows.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: and TV shows, and I went and did a bunch
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: of them, and there was one, this nationally syndicated radio show,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: and I announced to everyone that I was going to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: be on it, before they had announced that I was
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: going to be on it. They got so upset, they
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: didn't have me on it. So I learned my lesson,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to say anything until it's like we're
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: shooting next week.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: Because I just don't want that to ever happen again.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: I was so embarrassed, too, because someone went out on
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: a ledge to get me this big role in this
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: nationally syndicated radio show. And so I just don't want
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: to go there yet. But keep an eye out because
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: a bunch of stuff's happening.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm surprised. And you won't be able to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: miss it. Let me just say that. It's like big stuff.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: You won't be able to miss it. So, you know,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: if you ever were a fan, get ready, because it's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 7: going to happen again.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: Do you want people to find you on Facebook?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: Please. You know, I'm really easy to find on Facebook.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Type my name in. I'm really the only one that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: still looks like he's 12.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: You've held up really well.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I look exactly like I did when I'm 12,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: and I'm pretty much the first page, first three pages
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: in Google, and I'm the first two people to come
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: up on Facebook for some reason. So you should have
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: no trouble finding me. I'm Please, I love Facebook. I
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: love chatting with people. One of my best friends I've
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: ever made in the past few years lives in Brazil,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: and I met him on Facebook. And he and I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: just connected, and he's a cool cat. And one of
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: the girls that flew out here to meet me at
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: the convention, I met on Facebook. And she's incredibly hot,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: by the way. We'll leave it at that.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: Anyways. But she flew out to see me, so that's some...
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: Damn dedication.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: But I was okay with that. That's Bicycle Girl from
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: the project I'm not going to talk about.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: That one project.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: That one project that's produced by Frank Darabont.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: And it's huge and you're going to be taking over.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: We're not going to talk about it though. But she's
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: in that show. Oh, man. Well, she just stuck her
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: tongue out at me for all you people looking. And
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: she's beautiful.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Playing the home game, you know.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 8: I think that will work, yeah.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Brian, thank you.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: Thank you for talking to us today.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 21: Absolutely.
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• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Be careful of the blob.
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• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: It's Brian again.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Just here to tell you it's coming up on one
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: of our favorite times of year here at Movie Meltdown.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: It's coming up on the Fright Night Film Fest. This
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: will be the seventh annual Fright Night Film Fest. But
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: not only that, this year also kicks off Fandom Fest,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: an entire second convention of geek and pop culture. But wait,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: you get both awesome shows for the same low price.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: Now this is no longer just a convention that caters
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: to horror geeks. But it crosses over into a whole
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: new realm where fantasy and sci-fi lovers, as well as
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: comic book collectors, general film lovers, can hang out with gamers, authors,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: and artists of all types. It's like Geek Valhalla, only
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: you don't have to die to get there, you just
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: have to get your tickets now. Now the main guest,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: the legend himself, director John Carpenter.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: Amazing.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: One of the most influential directors of our time. Not
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: only that, this list of guests goes on. We've got
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: the Fonz himself, Henry Winkler. That is so awesome. Also,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: Margot Kidder, Tiffany Shephus, Larry Drake, Jeremy Bullock, Tony Moore
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: and the stars of The Walking Dead, the stars of
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Enter the Dragon, Bruce Lee not included, a Karate Kid
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: Cobra Kai reunion, and give us a Revenge of the
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Nerds reunion.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: Seriously. Featuring Robert Carradine, Larry B. Scott, Curtis Armstrong.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: And if booger being there wasn't enough, Donald Gibb. Ogre,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen, will be there. There's so many others.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: I mean, the stars of American Graffiti, Jaws, Phantasm, so
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: many other stars. You'll just have to go look at
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: the list. It's ridiculous how many stars are there. Plus, again,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: we cross over into all the other activities that are
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: added this year. You've got literary guests and gaming guests
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: and artists. There'll be seminars and workshops going on. Movies
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: the entire weekend, live music, a masquerade ball, and the
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: now infamous Georgetown drive-in event.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Plus an appearance from your friends at Movie Meltdown.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: And isn't that really the most impressive thing? And it's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: all going on July 22nd through the 24th in Louisville, Kentucky.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: So get your tickets now. You can go to FrightNightFilmFest.com
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: or the site for the new convention, Fandom Fest. That's
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: F-A-N-D-O-M-F-E-S-T dot com.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: It's going to be one hell of a weekend.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: The Friday Night Film Fest is my favorite film festival.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: Hands down.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: It's part of your problem, you know. You haven't seen
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: And now, on with the show.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: The Friday Night.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: Film Fest.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the trailer for.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: The new Footloose movie?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: It looks horrible. It looks the same as the first movie,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: almost exact.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: They already made a movie called Footloose. It's called Footloose.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I saw it. It's got Footloose, yeah. It's got Kevin
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Bacon in it. It's like 900 times better.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 8: All right, so I guess we can go into a
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: little bit of What's the Buzz?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: Tell me what's happening.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: What's the buzz?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: Tell me what's happening.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: What's the buzz?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: Tell me what's happening.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: What's the buzz?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Tell me what's happening. I haven't heard the buzz in
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: But this one specifically, I thought I'd pass along to
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: you and see what your thoughts on it were. It says,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: Newcomer producer Andrew Marion, formerly of Los Angeles Real Estate,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: has acquired the rights to make a movie based on
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: the life story of early TV producer-writer Rod Serling.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I read about this the other day. I told Jay,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, this could be awesome,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: or this could suck, because I love me some Rod Serling.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: He's so awesome. There's so much to know about him.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, he was a in the war and he
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: was all you know he did like all kinds of
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: film and radio stuff you know before twilight though and
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: he's such an interesting guy to me but i'm like
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: obsessed and i love.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: Him you should get the guy from the geico commercial
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: to play him no that was what i was gonna
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: ask who do you.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Cast as rhinestone.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Not child no.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Who's gonna be You're going to be Rod Serling now.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: Too late.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: You already bucked it up. You know who I'd cast?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I'd cast an absolute nobody. Yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 9: Somebody who's not going to, you're not got any expectations
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 9: about or anything like that.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: That's who you should cast.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: That's probably for the best.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: And that's not who they're going to be. They're going
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: to be somebody stupid.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: You know who visually somewhat reminds me of Rod Serling?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: It's going to sound stupid, but Jeff Prost. The guy
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: from Survivor. The host of Survivor. He has like almost,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: he's His face kind of resembles Rod Serling's a little
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: bit enough that I can buy that, but his voice
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't have the... He started smoking cigarettes like 50 years ago.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like three packs a day.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: No, four. Rod Serling smoked four packs of cigarettes a day,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: and he was five foot four. He was a tiny
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: little man, and he fucking smoked the hell out of
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: his chest and feels.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 11: So, yeah.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, it depends on who they get to do
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: it and how they do it. I could really like
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: it or I could really hate it. I usually hate biofilms.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I hate them. I really do.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: We'll get Jim Carrey to play them.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: You know they will.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: Sean Penn.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Shia's going to play the young Rod. Jim Carrey's going
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: to play the older one. Typically, I hate Biles. I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: can't stand him. I don't like knowing too much. But
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Rod Sterling is one of those. He's so interesting to me.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: I'd like to know a little bit about him.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: I think it could be, again, given to the right person,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: but that's usually on every one of these stupid stories, so.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: From the angle they want to go, if they want
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: to dig up anything, you know, if you ever kicked
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: a puppy or something, they want to dig up, you know,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: shit and, you know, so it's not true, or the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: dark side of Ron Surley, you know.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: Usually they don't with these big Hollywood ones. They're all, like,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: glossy and. Unless it's a major thing that they fought with.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I can't picture him doing anything bad.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: I know, but you know it won't be true. It's
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 9: just like the Bruce Lee story. Half the stuff in it,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 9: some of it didn't happen. So they just kind of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 9: added it in for, like, woo effect.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Entertainment value.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 13: They're like, alright that wasn't very interesting so let's make
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 13: it like do this and that's more.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: Interesting artistic license yeah we can do whatever we want
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: because it's a movie yeah there's.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: So much to know about him he was such a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: he was so fucking creative and just I would have
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: loved it for him to sit and tell me stories
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I would love that.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: He kind of did stories it's like you.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Know tucking me in a bed at night That.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 6: Would be more awesome if you actually just sat there.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Then I'd probably get like Smoker's Lung or something just
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: for being next to me.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: Secondhand Smoker's Lung?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: Osmosis Smoker's Lung?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Secondhand smoke kills two people.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: Don't smoke.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: It's bad for you.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: This podcast is brought to you by Chesterfield. Dude, seriously.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Five packs a day. That's why he died during open-heart surgery.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: He fucking died because of that shit. I made that
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: part up. I think he died during open-heart surgery.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 8: This surgery brought to you by Chesterfield.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Do they still make Justice Brothers?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: No, that's why I keep plugging them, because I don't
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: feel bad plugging something from the 50s.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't think they still existed.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: Alright, what else we got? This one, I don't know
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: what the hell to think of it. Actually, it doesn't
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: surprise me, but it's a weird idea. Production company Radar.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 6: Pictures has Peter Cornwell to direct a science fiction.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: Thriller called Into Darkness. And now, here's the really bad part.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: Into Darkness is an adaptation of the Joseph Conrad novel,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: Heart of Darkness, the basis for Apocalypse Now. But instead
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: of being a ferry boat on an African river, Into
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: Darkness will be set in outer space. So, I mean,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: isn't this what they always did with outer space movies?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, half of them were like old seafairy movies
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: and they just recast it in space, where This is
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: just like a sort.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: Of trip into the jungle war movie that they're getting now.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Send it into outer space.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when's Moby Dick in outer space going to come out?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: They already have.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, they already have that?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: There's a new sci-fi one, isn't there?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: There's a new sci-fi one starring Barry Bostwick.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: That one's not in space.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: I heard it was pretty bad. Somebody was telling me
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: about it. They were just like, the size of Moby
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: Dick was ridiculous.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: Isn't it always in sci-fi movies?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: But then I was like, okay, but was it really inconsistent?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 8: They were like, I don't know. I don't know. think
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: it might have been i was like yep that's sci-fi.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I love sci-fi original i don't fuck very many devices yeah.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: But sometimes i'm just like really fact checker come on now.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 6: Earlier that thing was the size of a truck and
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: now it'll fit in your pocket i mean just like
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: see we need a little consistency so yeah i don't
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: know what to think of that that's it doesn't surprise
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: me that's what they've been doing with sci-fi forever is
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: just kind of stealing regular ones and making.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: It Space Madness. I couldn't write anymore.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: Alright, so this next one could depend on the, well, again,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 6: you're going with what was a child star that now
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: has grown up.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: So sometimes they don't grow up so cute. Have you
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: seen Hayley Joel Osment lately? Yeah. What happened? Like, because
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: his sister's cute.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: Like, his sister started off looking kind of weird like
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: he did, and then, like, when she hit, like.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 8: Teen years, she got really cute.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 6: It's like it reversed on him or something, because as
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: he's getting older, he's getting just that, I don't know,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: sometimes child stars have issues with growing up looking funky.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know what to do with this one.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: They're calling it potentially stunt casting, but Haley Jo Osment
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: has been cast as young Victor Franklin in Wake the Dead,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: an adaptation of a comic book based on Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: Wake the Dead is a modern retelling of the concept
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 6: with Victor Frankenstein is jealousized into being Victor Franklin, a
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: young medical student who starts experimenting with corpses. Haley Jo
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: Osment was 11 when The Sixth Sense came out in 1999.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: He is now 23. Good lord. Yeah, he's an old man. Shit,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: that makes me even older. Well, we're all pretty ancient
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: at this point. So, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: I just.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: They've done so many versions of Frankenstein.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: They're doing so many updates of all these old novels
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: and updating it much like in space.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: You're going to be Frankenstein in space?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: Frankenstein in space!
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: It's one of those things that they're going to reboot
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: every damn year.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's such a go-to property. Even if it
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 6: didn't have a few along the way that make money,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: it's just such a.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: Standard that they have to keep doing it.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't made a mummy yet.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 8: Well, they did.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: Brendan Fraser ruined it, so they need to reboot that
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: whole idea.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like the concept of the mummy, but
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: it got a little ridiculous.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: A little. And then it had Brendan Fraser in it.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: That kind of ruined it for.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Me, yeah. He's Encino Man.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: That's the best you got?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much all he has to his
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: credit at this point. That's pretty much.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: All it was, yeah.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: And he was in.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Blast from the Past.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Blast from the Past.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: So in the past ten years, Walt Disney Pictures has
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: established their in-studio trend of developing movies based on attractions
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: and their theme parks.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 8: What's next? This is always a good idea.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: The Matterhorn?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 8: Should I even read the rest of it? Oh, no.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: Are you happy with yourself?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: I spoil everything. You know this. Wait a minute.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: What is the Matterhorn?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: I don't know. You're the authority. I don't know. Bust
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: it out. The Matterhorn.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Matterhorn.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: What is that?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Is that like a ship?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Disney World, so I don't know.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: The only Matterhorn I'm really familiar with is the one
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: they have at the fair. Can you think of the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: one they have at the fair where you sit in
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: the ride and they play really bad?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 18: Really?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: And they play really bad. That's it?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 11: Quick to the Matterhorn!
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, woo!
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: That's just the one.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: At the fair. That's not the one that I'm sure
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: that they are referring to. That's just the one that
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I am familiar with, which would also make a fantastic movie.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Soundtrack by Justin Timberlake? Is that what it is?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: He could do that.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: That's the Matterhorn that I know.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Justin Timberlake just bought a big share in Myspace.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 6: He's buying Myspace, which normally, if it were anybody else,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: I would say, what a stupid idea.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: That's dead.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: But he's so in the middle of the music industry.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I wonder if.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: He's got plans. Is he actually.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: Going to find some way to reboot Myspace? It seems
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: impossible at this point. It's going to be just in space.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: Just in space.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Just in space. Just in space.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: Okay, so what do they call this thing?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: It says the studio has hired screenwriter Jason Dean Hall
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: to adapt the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: Into The Hill.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 8: The Hill will be about five young adventure seekers who,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 8: for mysterious reasons, are called to the top of the mountain.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Because they're stupid.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: Even better, yetis, and encounter a yetis on the journey down.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 8: So if you're just going to make a big yeti movie,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 8: that's pretty awesome. Yeah, I don't know. If you're going
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 8: to make it a goofy Disney tie-in, I don't know.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: But then that ties into Yetis on Ice.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 8: Which we'll be opening this fall, I'm sure.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: And we'll all be going to see Yetis on Ice
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: in 3D.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 8: Definitely, I'm sure. And smell them.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to smell Yetis. I kind of smelled
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: that already today.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I don't want to smell that one.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: And the only one I was even going to go into,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: just because we like to bitch about these.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: You know what you love? It is time for the
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: remake of the week. Although this was, like, last week.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 8: But who cares? I just wanted to bring it up
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 8: because I... Eh, whatever. See what you think.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: So they've... They actually did the rundown of all the
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: projects they're attempting to... Of, like, the 80s remakes of, like...
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: They want to do Carrie. They want to do Poltergeist.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: They want to do Red Dawn. They want to do Robocop.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 8: So now they said that this week.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: They've announced plans to remake the 1983 thriller War Games.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah! Because we've got nothing else to do.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: Obviously.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: The only thing I can think of is.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: that is technologically massively dated at this point.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: They can kind of use an update? In a way.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: Even 10 years ago, you would look at the computer
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: he was typing on.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: There was no way he could hack into that damn government.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: It was just funny.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 6: The green screen and sitting the phone in the cradle
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: to call it up and dial in. It is kind
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: of funny watching the computer system as it were.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: The whopper that takes up a building, which now probably is,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 8: you know, a laptop.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: It's like my phone.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's nothing anymore. So, from that end, I can
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: almost see them doing something different with it, but.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 10: I think the first home computer I had that was probably.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Late 80s had 64k of memory.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: Mine had less than that i had the was yours
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: commodore no mine was atari see mine was the commodore
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: but it was the commodore before the 64 it was
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: the vic 20 oh wow yeah we were cutting edge
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: technology around my house my dad was pretty proud of
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 6: that thing and.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 9: That's probably what he had when he was hacking into
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 9: the government's uh tape drive.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: Might have been a Texas instrument. I don't remember.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I get my Atari system out, I
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: can hack into the government.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: Pretty sure, yeah.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: I can start wars.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah. That's the only thing I was going to say is...
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: Maybe it was a Tandy.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: Is going to throw it off is because there's not
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: really that World War system anymore.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, that Airstream is cool.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 7: Look at that.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: That's pretty awesome.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a short one.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a short buzzer.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: But, no, there's, like, no, you know, there's no great power.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: There's no arms race like there was then. Not like
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: we don't have.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, they could still start shit with China.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but they don't like the bad enough China. Like,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 8: look at Red Dawn.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: They changed where it's going on from China because they
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 6: didn't want to piss off the foreign market of film.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't want to fuck piss off China.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: They don't want to do supplies with Chinese food.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 8: You know, back in the 80s, we could give a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: rat's ass what the Russians did.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 5: Thought.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: We'd make all kinds of horrible movies about them.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: But now, now everything's about money and, you know, China
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: is a huge market for us.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: Well, then everything's PC nowadays.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: That too. Which is why I'm thinking, I mean... Let's
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 8: start with Korea. Aren't we not nice to Korea? Everybody's
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: kind of pissed at Korea still, so... That's probably about it.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: The only thing I can think of is if they
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: do a spin and change it to some sort of
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: terrorist plot. If you work in, like, the mythological terrorist
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: group out there, whatever, some al-Qaeda knockoff or something, that, like, you.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: Find some way to tie it into some greater evil.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but the problem is, if you're going to tie
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 9: it into some kind of terrorist, they're going to have
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 9: to be.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, what kind of terrorists are there?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 9: Well, there's going to be Islamic extremists, which people will buy.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: But they're going to be afraid to say anything about that, because.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 18: then the the the muslim population will get upset about
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 18: it so then you'll just have this terrorist extremist yeah
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 18: white guys or maybe they'll make it the militias or.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: Some shit like that clan terrorists yeah clan terrorists it's
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: like where do you go nowadays you can't go anywhere
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: because you can't piss anybody off because everybody starts crying.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: Pretty much it's like it's like.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 9: You said back in the 80s we were like fuck
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 9: russia you know we're like fuck japan In the 80s.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Cuba?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Cuba. I remember, like, growing up, they were, like,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: you know, anti-Japan, everything. You know, you had a Japanese car. Oh,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: you drive a fucking Toyota?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: You suck.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: Fucking Japan sucks, you know?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: Not anymore. It's all about money.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 9: Actually, we made tons of movies about Russia, and Russia
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 9: was always the bad guys.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: You know? And we didn't care about saying it.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 8: But even then, it throws off the whole story.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: I mean, the whole thing was this, like, you know,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: Cold War, us versus them, where... terrorists is nobody you
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: know i mean there's no real country of fight it's
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: just random groups of people so to me that's not
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: the same story yeah it's a faceless enemy not that
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: that's even officially what they're doing i'm just i couldn't
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 6: even think of any other way to do it really
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 6: without just going with a random country which you're not
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 6: going to do so i guess a fictional country we're.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 10: Going to make up a country either they're going to
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 10: have to go the gi joe route which is going
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 10: to have to be a terrorist organization like cobra It's, like,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 10: completely faceless, genderless, background-ish, country-less.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: That nobody will care about because they're probably all clones,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: It's okay if we kill clones.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: It's the Empire. It's okay. Yeah.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Or the robots or some shit like that, you know?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe it'll be aliens.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 8: I was just wondering, what if they do a retro?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 8: What if they do, like, a Super 8 and set it, like,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 8: in that time period? I'm like, well, why... Wouldn't you
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 8: just watch war games?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: If you're going to redo it and yet still use
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: the old computer systems and fight against Russia, shit, why
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 6: not just do it?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 9: If it's war games, I don't see why they can't
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 9: use it against China because it's not really going to
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 9: be their fault because they're going to see it as, oh, crap,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 9: the fucking U.S.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: Is launching missiles at us. We're going to launch missiles
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: at you. I mean, that's a real situation.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 8: There is a way to do it. if they did
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 8: it smart and still be able to pull off.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: It's, hey, nobody's at fault. Because even then, Russia wasn't
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 6: the bad guy. The computer gets kind of carried away
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: and plays its own little game. So, I mean, yeah,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: that can be done. And again, if they skate that right,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: they can even get it past the, I don't know,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: that Chinese market's pretty hardcore.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 8: They pick and choose what they like, and they like big,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 8: dumb American movies. They don't want anything questioning anything.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe if they put, like, Jackie Chan in it,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: maybe everything will be okay. They're going, look, see, we're
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: going to put Jackie Chan in it.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 8: A bumbling scientist that works at the end.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be funny. You want Jet Li? Okay,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: we'll put Jet Li in it, too.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 8: Okay, see?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: See?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 8: You're going to have to pay him more.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 7: He's shorter.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, I already saw War Games. Why do I
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: want to see War Games again?
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, see?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's what I'm saying, dude. There's... There's such
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 6: a fine line. I don't want them to redo it
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: exactly because that's boring.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 8: If you change it too.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 6: Much, it's stupid and it has nothing to do with
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: the original. So it's so hard to do something reboot-wise.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: Who's doing it again? It would be the Transformers guys.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Michael Bay.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 8: Let's hope not.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 6: At least they're listing as being attached at this point
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: Seth Gordon. His first one was the documentary King of Kong,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 6: which is actually really good. And obviously he likes his
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 6: retro hardware. He also did Four Christmases. I never did
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: see King of Kong. King of Kong was pretty interesting.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: That's what I've heard, but I kind of don't care.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 6: Four Christmases looked really bad, but Horrible Losses is his
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: new one, which looks more entertaining.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 8: It at least looks like it's a little smarter. I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: don't know, a harder edge version of that comedy. Four
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 8: Christmases just look dumb, man.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: It's like Jennifer Aniston trying so hard to be relevant.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even care. God, I fucking can't stand her
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: man face. And she's trying so fucking hard. Oh, look
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: at me. I'm gonna eat a banana all sexy. You
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: know what, bitch? You're gonna die alone. She is, dude.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Alone and bitter.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: There's somebody out there that likes Jennifer Aniston.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not buying it.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 15: Oh, there is.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: There is.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 9: There may be a guy somewhere out in Arkansas, but
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: there's some people, there's gotta be some guy that likes Jennifer.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Aniston, you know? Hey, I'll take you to my trailer.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 8: I'll carry you over the threshold.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, I don't got no door.
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  Speaker 8: The twister done pulled that off. Oh, so that's a
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  Speaker 8: pretty good shape for the bus.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that thing online where it said, Jennifer Anderson's
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  Speaker 2: new tattoo. I was like, get the hell out of here.
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  Speaker 2: She got Brad, didn't she?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't she?
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  Speaker 2: She did. Then it was her dog. I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see that one coming.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of sad. Even though it was probably a
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  Speaker 6: goofy little dog. A little foo-foo Hollywood dog. But still,
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  Speaker 6: I like dogs.
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  Speaker 1: His name was Norman.
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  Speaker 8: I like dogs.
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  Speaker 6: So, yeah, I still felt bad for her. As much
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  Speaker 6: as I wanted to make fun of her for having
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  Speaker 6: a lame tattoo. She's like, well, her dog died.
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  Speaker 8: That sucks.
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  Speaker 6: Alright, so I think we're going to wrap up this
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  Speaker 6: first episode here. But we will continue back next week
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  Speaker 6: with more of our extended coverage from Days of the Dead.
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  Speaker 8: And Misty, where do you find them online?
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  Speaker 1: Daysofthedead.net Alright.
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  Speaker 8: With an S.
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  Speaker 1: Days of the Dead.
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  Speaker 8: No Z because they're not from the streets.
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  Speaker 1: Dot net.
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  Speaker 8: All right, that about does it. We will return next week.
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  Speaker 8: Same geek time, same geek feed, and thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
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  Speaker 8: Bye.
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  Speaker 9: It's after midnight Everyone I knew is dead The world
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  Speaker 9: has been poisoned By.
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  Speaker 2: The acid rain.
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  Speaker 11: Killing everyone In the night when the rains change Everything
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  Speaker 11: is gone These.
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  Speaker 2: Are the days of the dead.
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  Speaker 11: These are the days of the dead These are the
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  Speaker 11: days of the dead Shall walk the earth tired of
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  Speaker 11: hiding Always on the run In a living nightmare Doomsday
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  Speaker 11: has come The dead son of a sin Always running
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  Speaker 11: for first This darned army Reduce the world to hell
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  Speaker 11: These are the days of the dead.
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  Speaker 2: These are the days of the dead.
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  Speaker 1: These are the days of the dead.
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  Speaker 11: And the dead shall walk the earth.
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  Speaker 2: Because of the obvious threat to untold numbers of citizens.
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  Speaker 11: These are the days of the dead These are the
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 11: days of the dead These are the days of.
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  Speaker 7: The dead.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it kind of does.
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  Speaker 5: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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