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You must watch Andre is an Idiot · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I like this text from 3836.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I I gotta give a shout out to Jess who says, uh, yes, the smoke has made me tired.
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  SPEAKER_00: Three exclamation points.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was just me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Scott, for making me fe not feel alone.
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  SPEAKER_00: I there I think because we've had a couple days of it, because the only the past two days I've been like, why do I have no energy to do anything?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I mentally just want to put things out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I've simply like taking a comforter out of the dryer.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nope, you know, sitting on sitting down sounds good.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's not the hottest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you know how you'll be like really tired when it's the hottest.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's true too, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it hasn't been the hottest, so then of course, what is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gotta be the smoke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Man.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, oh, I think the I think the pugs are coming home today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: The final four, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh I gotta back to chaos.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, hopefully that calms itself now that everyone will have been fixed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I mean, it may take just a little bit for all the hormones to ful fully come out, you know, the way however that works.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sweat it out or whatever they do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know either.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh dogs really sweat?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why they pay tongue.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's why they pay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I got the report last night that Petey uh is finally responding well to the new batch of antibiotics they put him on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's good.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh Is he gonna come home today too?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm supposed to call later to find out, you know, make sure everything's good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I the one girl I talked to yesterday, she goes, uh I I go, I have to make because she was giving me an update on Henry again.
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  SPEAKER_00: They got so busy they had to delay doing one of the dogs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's been crazy.
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  SPEAKER_01: This was yesterday afternoon they said they were delaying again?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, they finally got to him because they had to delay yet again.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it was on what was yesterday?
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  SPEAKER_00: Thursday, so it was Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: It just kept they kept getting hammered with emergencies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but they did Henry yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: They they got him done, and then I said, Okay, well, I have to ask about Petey because he's the one that we had the emergency bring down on Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, Petey's been gone so long.
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  SPEAKER_00: She then goes, uh, oh, he's the one that reopened his incision, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Or his brothers did.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, well, that's the way to describe that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Doing better.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I think they're coming home today.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess I'll put it on social later.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be like, Well, welcome back to the chaos.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you should totally get do a little video of picking them up from the vet.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know if Petey's coming home with some sort of a hood or a uh cone.
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  SPEAKER_00: A diaper.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh a cone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my diaper wouldn't hurt him either.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Protect that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know if he's uh I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we'll find out later.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, sounds good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh let me get to some text messages.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then I I mean, I don't where do you want to start?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to start with the- No, you have so much to tell me that I don't know anything about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to start with the let's start with the text and then we're gonna start with the documentary?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So first we have, oh gosh, so many.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um Well, go from the top down.
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  SPEAKER_01: We got to do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, let's do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, 4441, good morning, all all you good people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, good morning, all you good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: All good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Happy Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Enjoy your day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have a great weekend from 1336 3490.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Team Alley tonight.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, it's on the corner of Church in Maine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: Can't get that to stick in my head for whatever reason.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know we've talked about it all week, but why I can't get it to stick in my head is beyond me that you're doing that tonight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Put it in your phone, guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone's welcome.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: Starts at six o'clock.
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  SPEAKER_01: Plus, I guess police and fire, their games, I think, after mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then it goes all weekend long, but I mean, the real the real thrill is gonna be six o'clock tonight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Real thrill! Honestly, I I was gonna send out what do you think about this?
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  SPEAKER_01: We have an uh like uh an all email that we use internally.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking about sending an all email to say to our coworkers, hey, everyone's invited to watch me play in the three-on-three or embarrass myself.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't know if that was something that was email weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know I'm gonna reply all.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say she's playing against a third grader.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who do you think's gonna win?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who doesn't want to see this?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm always there to support.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Friday from uh John 317, Lauren Ileana is all here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and then another guest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Another guest.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, go in and register or re-well, we've actually had one person particularly, they kept getting logged out.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if their phone did an update or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you're a guest that got logged out when you hear your text here, then go back in and log in and we'll see you reappear.
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  SPEAKER_00: This happened yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: They came back and they go, I don't know what happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got logged out.
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  SPEAKER_00: My bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, this person did sign their name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Heaven.
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  SPEAKER_00: Heaven.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's texting from heaven.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, first things first.
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  SPEAKER_01: The documentary I told you to watch.
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  SPEAKER_01: I started watching it yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I told you to watch a documentary that I never have even watched.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need to see what how you texted this to me.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: You guys tell me if this didn't sound confusing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's just random.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hang on a second here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh am I not one of your top bubbles?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so yeah, no, I found it here.
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  SPEAKER_00: So out of the blue, this is 6 01 p.m.
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  SPEAKER_00: Watch Andre as an idiot.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I go, I'm confused.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then she goes, It's a documentary that I'm suggesting to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, now I get it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I I I I was so like, what is happening here?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I I looked at it, I go, watch Andre as an idiot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Andre is an idiot and like when you met somebody named Andre or somebody hired a guy named Andre here, and you were trying to tell me, like, watch this guy's an idiot.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's what I thought.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, what are you talking about?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: On Netflix, they just released this documentary called Andre's an idiot.
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  SPEAKER_01: And my boyfriend watched it, and I really, I really encourage you to watch this because the premise is it's a guy who at one point his his friend was like, Hey, let's go get I you're never gonna believe what I'm about to say.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go get colonoscopy colonoscopies together.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he at the time said, Absolutely not, I'm not going.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's that's that's weird, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well then I was the together part I would imagine is what threw him off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then he goes a year later and the mass was so because he was having some issues.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he a year later he goes and uh the mass was so large they couldn't even get in to get they couldn't get the probe wouldn't go in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Correct.
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  SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, the good news is because I think you're trying to promote me to go get a colonoscopy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And here's the good news What's up I let one go again today like I had cyclospora, so I know I'm in good sh there is no mass at all.