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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 27th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training. Thoracic leak. Class
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  Speaker 3: is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 4: Today is Tuesday. It's October the 27th, 2026. We are
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Hi. We
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  Speaker 3: got Menace.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: We got Gina Grad. Hello. We got Seabass.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Sammy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey. Jeff G is here.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: We got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer.
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  Speaker 4: Bort is here. Menji is here.
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  Speaker 3: Phones are open.
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  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: You can send us a text. Send that text over
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  Speaker 4: to 22987. Birthday's part of birthday coming up here in
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  Speaker 4: just a minute. Today, October 27th, is Cranky Coworkers Day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I can do that.
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  Speaker 4: That could be any person on this show on any
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  Speaker 4: given day. We all have our days. Today is National
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  Speaker 4: Black Cat Day.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, maybe not.
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  Speaker 4: Um, well, I guess because of Halloween, I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 4: what's the, usually that's like an October or like a
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  Speaker 4: Friday the 13th.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: But I guess anytime in October, it'd be fine. I
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  Speaker 4: was like, that was kind of a dumb one. Like
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  Speaker 4: all the superstitions, like, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 10: As superstitions are.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess all superstitions are kind of dumb.
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  Speaker 11: They're, Yeah, but that one is.
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  Speaker 4: Like broken glass or broken mirrors.
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  Speaker 3: Ladders.
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  Speaker 10: Opening an umbrella.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And this was official.
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  Speaker 12: This is Pope Gregory IX in 1233.
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  Speaker 5: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: Declared black cast to be incarnations of Satan. Oh!
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  Speaker 9: That's cute, dude.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today is National American Beer Day. It's National Parmesan Reggiano Day.
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  Speaker 4: National Mentoring Day. And today is Navy Day.
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  Speaker 12: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to the Navy.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so, you know, when it comes to different
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  Speaker 4: things you want to do, plastic surgeries, you want to
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  Speaker 4: fix something that you think is not right. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Greg is such a fan.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, this dad paid $ 150, 000 for his son's leg lengthening surgery.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, God, except for that one.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it is partly his fault.
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  Speaker 10: The most painful thing you could ever do, I heard.
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  Speaker 4: So is this worth it? Before surgery, this kid was 5'6. Now,
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  Speaker 4: dad is 5'2.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, short kings.
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  Speaker 4: And he has said he's faced a lifetime of height
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  Speaker 4: discrimination from bitches like Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He wanted to spare his son the same. So before
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  Speaker 4: the surgery, before the $ 150, 000 was spent, the son was 5'6.
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  Speaker 4: After the surgery, 5'9.
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  Speaker 3: Is that worth it?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 4: Well, 5'9 is average. It's average, number one. But the
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  Speaker 4: leg lengthening surgery, I mean, I've heard what they do.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a year-long process. It's excruciating. It's excruciating. It
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  Speaker 4: is brutal.
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  Speaker 10: And 5'6 is not that short.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to understand where you're coming from.
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  Speaker 13: No, I know, but my point is there's going to
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  Speaker 13: be plenty of girls who are shorter than you.
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  Speaker 4: You're not 4'7.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but those short girls, you're so rare, Sammy, that
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  Speaker 3: you like short guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But a five, six guy walk around average.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've talked to five. Oh, look at this little fella.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know a five, six guy really well. It's brutal.
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  Speaker 3: And he says, I know.
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  Speaker 12: And I know that when I walk in a room,
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  Speaker 12: no woman will want to have sex with me.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: I have to use my personality.
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  Speaker 4: I felt that way my whole life.
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  Speaker 11: No matter how tall.
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  Speaker 3: And there's a rate. You can look at it. There's
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  Speaker 3: graphs and surveys.
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  Speaker 12: You take averages, like the average number of partners that
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  Speaker 12: a guy will have sex with or will hook up
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  Speaker 12: with in his life. It drops off so fast when
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  Speaker 12: you get below average height. Your options go down the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: So 5'9 is considered average? Well, it's statistically average.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: At least in America. It's higher in Nordic countries, lower
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  Speaker 12: in South America, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 4: I think all the recovery and the pain involved would
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  Speaker 4: go from 5'6 to 5'9.
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  Speaker 6: Brutal.
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  Speaker 4: Now, here's something, Seabass, you might want to look into.
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  Speaker 4: There's a new experimental treatment called hair banking.
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  Speaker 3: What does that do with me?
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  Speaker 4: So doctors collect between 100 and 120 of your hair follicles.
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  Speaker 4: They freeze them and then multiply the cells in this
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  Speaker 4: hair cloning process so they can later be injected back
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  Speaker 4: into your head.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: So there are a few catches. Number one, not FDA approved.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever. That's what Turkey's for. And so far, it only
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  Speaker 3: kind of works.
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  Speaker 4: It runs between $ 5, 000 and $ 20, 000. Oh, is that all?
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  Speaker 4: Which is basically the same that you would pay for
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  Speaker 4: going and getting a hair transplant.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the difference being here, obviously, that— It's.
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  Speaker 4: Less invasive than surgery. That's the upside.
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  Speaker 10: Your hair.
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  Speaker 12: The surgery will be invasive on the backside when they
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  Speaker 12: put them back in. But you're not losing any because
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  Speaker 12: they're cloning and replicating. Because with traditional hair transplants— You're
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  Speaker 12: moving it from one place to another.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, Greg.
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  Speaker 12: You're taking them from an area that never loses hair,
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  Speaker 12: like the backs and sides of your scalp.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 12: Which you're not, look, for a guy, no one's going
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  Speaker 12: to notice, which is why it works. But this way,
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  Speaker 12: you're not going to be losing as much of that
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  Speaker 12: because you're creating new ones or clones. It sounds like
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  Speaker 12: you know a lot of stuff about this. As does
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  Speaker 12: Greg Gorey, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: Is this something that you've really looked into to help
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  Speaker 4: your situation?
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  Speaker 12: It's called being aware. Just as Greg is aware, you
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  Speaker 12: pick up things. It's called being an interesting and curious individual.
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  Speaker 3: You just soak up the world.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Soak it.
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  Speaker 4: You mean soak up the world, much like Seabass's scalp
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  Speaker 4: has been soaking up Rogaine all these years?
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  Speaker 3: Something like that, maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Time for your birthdays.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll start with the celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday today to John Cleese from Monty Python.
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  Speaker 3: Still alive somehow.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: 87 years old. You got Kelly Osbourne, who is 42.
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  Speaker 4: Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran, lead singer. Duran Duran
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  Speaker 4: is 68. Next year is going to be a fun,
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  Speaker 4: fun birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I have a rager.
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  Speaker 4: Roberto Benigni, the Oscar-winning actor. Life is beautiful. 74 years old.
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  Speaker 4: Lonzo Ball. Wait, which one just said he was done
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  Speaker 4: with basketball?
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  Speaker 3: That's him.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's him?
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  Speaker 9: That's who the Lakers drafted, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so he's done now.
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  Speaker 3: Not by choice. Lonzo Ball is.
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  Speaker 4: Is 29. Your porno birthday today is Jasmine Love. And
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  Speaker 4: today's birthday girl, she's done more sucking than a vampire.
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  Speaker 4: 350 fine films, including Spit On It, Volume 1. She
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  Speaker 4: was in Jammin' It and Jasmine. Also, you can't spell
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  Speaker 4: sex without your ex. She was in Things Your Wife
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  Speaker 4: Won't Do, Volume 3.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see. She was in Are.
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  Speaker 3: You a Tinkler or a Sprinkler? Okay.
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  Speaker 4: There's a couple that Sammy would like. She was in
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  Speaker 4: a cheerleader threesome with her team.
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  Speaker 3: Volume three.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, teamwork wakes the dream work.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She was in brunette. Slut gets nasty and wild with Santa.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Holiday film.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in just
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  Speaker 4: ride it until you feel better. All right. See y'all.
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  Speaker 9: Words of wisdom.
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  Speaker 3: Doctor's orders.
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  Speaker 4: That's Jasmine Love, who is 27 years old today. And
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  Speaker 4: that's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go right over to Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to tell us what's happening with the trending
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  Speaker 4: news headlines.
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  Speaker 11: Well, the Brewers are just one win away from their
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  Speaker 11: first World Series title ever after crushing the Rays 10-1
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  Speaker 11: in Game 3 in Tampa. So the Brewers can clinch
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  Speaker 11: that all tonight in Game 4. It was like eight
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  Speaker 11: runs with two outs in one of the innings. I
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  Speaker 11: forget which inning it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was over. Did you guys see any viewing numbers
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  Speaker 3: on that?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see anything.
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  Speaker 1: Because it hasn't really.
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  Speaker 3: Popped up in my time.
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  Speaker 10: Well, that's what I was going to say. I'm like,
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  Speaker 10: we're already this far in.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 11: Exactly.
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  Speaker 9: There's a reason they're not putting the numbers out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's lining up as a sweep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks that way.
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  Speaker 11: And then, meanwhile, on Monday Night Football, Week 7 wrapped
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  Speaker 11: up with the Cowboys keeping their season alive with a
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  Speaker 11: 38-21 win over the Eagles. Dak Prescott threw three touchdown passes,
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  Speaker 11: and the Eagles have now dropped five straight to fall
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  Speaker 11: to 2-5.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And then the worst kept secret has been confirmed.
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  Speaker 3: It's now official.
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  Speaker 11: Jay-Z is going to headline the Apple Music Super Bowl
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  Speaker 11: halftime show at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood. So that got
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  Speaker 11: announced during last night's Cowboys-Eagles game. And Jay-Z's company, Rock Nation,
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  Speaker 11: they have picked the halftime show since 2019. So basically
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  Speaker 11: the guy who decides who plays picked himself.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's fine.
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  Speaker 10: It's their first time.
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  Speaker 4: It would have. He's just as prominent as anybody else.
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  Speaker 11: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: They've chosen. He's having a big year.
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  Speaker 10: Then you'll probably get Beyonce.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's going to be fine.
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  Speaker 3: It's not crazy. It's not like a random executive saying,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? I'm in charge of this, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to play with my local band. They put their
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  Speaker 3: kid's band on there.
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  Speaker 14: It just sucks that everybody's bitching about it already.
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  Speaker 9: They did the same last year with Bad Bunny and
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  Speaker 9: the same the year before.
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  Speaker 10: I have never heard somebody not bitch about it.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, every year. It's the same thing. And it's just like, dude,
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  Speaker 9: just enjoy the show, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's not going to be for everybody.
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  Speaker 9: Just get used to it.
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  Speaker 11: Yep. And it's not life-defining for anybody. In some tech news,
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  Speaker 11: Apple's brand new foldable phone, the Duo, already giving people problems.
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  Speaker 11: These phones that go for two grand, by the way.
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  Speaker 11: People who have them already are saying the inner screens
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  Speaker 11: are cracking after a few days or even only a
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  Speaker 11: few hours of use. And they all seem to be
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  Speaker 11: cracking in this exact same spot right near the middle
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  Speaker 11: of the hinge where the phone folds.
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  Speaker 4: I saw our friend Rich DeMuro, Rich on tech, and
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  Speaker 4: he goes, hey, look what I have on me. And
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  Speaker 4: he had the Duo. It was the day that it
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  Speaker 4: came out. I saw him.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's heavy.
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  Speaker 3: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like a brick. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: It's considerably more heavy than any other phone that you
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  Speaker 4: see out there. But it looked cool. It was cool.
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  Speaker 4: I opened it up. I could see where people would
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  Speaker 4: dig this.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of want one. I went to the store
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  Speaker 3: and I played with it. And I mean, when it's folded,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, okay. The hand feel is not that bad.
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  Speaker 3: And then... But when it folds out, it looks cool,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm like, I don't know what I would use
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  Speaker 3: this for. Right.
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  Speaker 4: I said, well, couldn't you, like, you know, depending on
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  Speaker 4: what you're doing, like you have like a different dress
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  Speaker 4: for every occasion, right? So maybe you have a different
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  Speaker 4: phone for occasion. Like if you're traveling, maybe you take
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  Speaker 4: this duo with you, right? Like when you're on the plane,
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  Speaker 4: when you're doing that kind of stuff, that way you can,
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  Speaker 4: you can stream, you can watch. It's a better.
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  Speaker 3: Viewing experience for like, you know, device, but not for social.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But not for just like regular, you know, just talking
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  Speaker 4: or texting, right? It wouldn't make much sense.
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  Speaker 10: And why is it? And as an iPhone user, why
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  Speaker 10: do the screens always crack? Why is this always the issue?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 10: Well, it's like we have to get screen protectors and
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  Speaker 10: the iPhone's so delicate.
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  Speaker 4: The Apple people will tell you that they don't want
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  Speaker 4: you having those. They say, we've designed this, we've developed it,
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  Speaker 4: and people are ruining it by putting these things on there.
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  Speaker 4: I think people just don't know how to treat their crap.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I say the same thing to my kids
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  Speaker 4: all the time. Like, you see people tossing, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like just not placing a phone down. They kind of
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  Speaker 4: like throw it around. They're reckless with it. They're like
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  Speaker 4: trying to hold a bunch of different things.
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  Speaker 6: Like.
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  Speaker 4: This is $ 1, 000 in your hand.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you're trying to carry multiple things. Like, put it
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  Speaker 3: in your pocket.
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  Speaker 13: And I will say, Gina, to your point, though, I
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  Speaker 13: had my last phone for seven years. I never put
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  Speaker 13: a screen protector or anything on it. I never cracked
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  Speaker 13: the screen one time.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 10: But remember, they used to be like, you could throw
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  Speaker 10: them against the.
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  Speaker 3: Wall and they'd be fine.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's back when there were bricks. What, Nextels?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: But you weren't using the screens for, there weren't these
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  Speaker 4: big screens like you have now. You had that little
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  Speaker 4: tiny window.
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  Speaker 10: I was playing Snake with four pixels.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Like, those aren't going to crack, you know. These other ones, like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is with women, too. Women,
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  Speaker 4: y'all are... If there's a screen that has the massive
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  Speaker 4: spider webbing crack all over it, it's always a chick.
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  Speaker 4: And I wonder how you guys do that.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: We call mimosas at brunch, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Because a lot of times, like, you know, you're carrying
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  Speaker 4: your phone around in your purse or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Where it should be even safer.
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  Speaker 4: Dudes, we're cramming them in our back pocket or front
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  Speaker 4: pocket or whatever else. And we guys, you don't see guys.
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  Speaker 4: with crack screens as much as you see chicks.
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  Speaker 7: True.
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  Speaker 4: And I wonder why that is.
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  Speaker 13: I think guys instantly get new phones where girls just
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  Speaker 13: deal with it and they're like, eh, it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be interested to find out from the repair places.
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  Speaker 4: What are the stats? Of the customers, what percentage are
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  Speaker 4: men or women? Older or younger? Who's really screwing their
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  Speaker 4: phones up? I would think it'd be younger kids because
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  Speaker 4: kids are dumb and reckless. They don't take care of
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  Speaker 4: their stuff. And then women somehow, I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: y'all do. It's crazy. I don't know what you guys do,
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  Speaker 4: but every time I see somebody with a cracked screen,
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  Speaker 4: it seems to be a chick.
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  Speaker 10: Well, you got to put a case on it because, again,
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  Speaker 10: these phones are slippery AF.
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  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
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  Speaker 10: These are the most slippery phones I've ever held in
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  Speaker 10: my life.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Apple, again, is against that. I mean, they sell cases.
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  Speaker 10: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They sell cases, but they don't want you having a
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: case or a screen.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: They said we put so much time and care into
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: the design and the colors and what it's going to
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: look like and the edges and everything else.
• 13:48
  Speaker 10: Well, that's interesting since this case came with the phone. So, yeah,
• 13:52
  Speaker 10: maybe they want you to put some cases on them.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: It didn't come with the phone. You bought that separately.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you bought it separately.
• 13:57
  Speaker 10: No, this came with my phone.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Incorrect.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: If you got it from, maybe if you got it from.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 14:02
  Speaker 9: If you don't sell it as a combo.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Apple does not sell it that way.
• 14:05
  Speaker 10: Finish your point because this is what happened.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: You probably got it from your phone provider, right? And
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: then they gave it to you.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: But not Apple itself. So that's what I'm saying. Apple
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: does not want you. Verizon or whoever you've got, maybe
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: they do.
• 14:18
  Speaker 10: I want to obey Apple's wishes.
• 14:20
  Speaker 9: I raw dog it. You guys seen it. I never
• 14:22
  Speaker 9: have had a case on my phone. No screen protector.
• 14:24
  Speaker 9: I'm always fine. I've never had a cracked screen.
• 14:27
  Speaker 11: Nothing.
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: I just like the way it feels.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: 504 says, as someone who had a foldable Samsung, it's
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: the worst phone I've ever had.
• 14:33
  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 14:35
  Speaker 11: Well, Apple does acknowledge that a small number of phones
• 14:38
  Speaker 11: have been affected and people who had their duos cracked
• 14:40
  Speaker 11: should just contact AppleCare.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: 323 says, with the phone thing, women don't have big
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: enough pockets. They toss it in a purse, the keys
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: or something else cracks it inside the purse.
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 14:51
  Speaker 11: When I get a brand new phone, before I get
• 14:52
  Speaker 11: a chance to get a case for it, I treat
• 14:54
  Speaker 11: it like it's the Crown Jewels or the Mona Lisa.
• 14:56
  Speaker 11: Just barely touch it like it's going to break. Also
• 15:00
  Speaker 11: in tech news, Microsoft pouring a ton of money into AI.
• 15:03
  Speaker 11: And to free up more of that money, they're offering
• 15:05
  Speaker 11: about 60,000 out of their 223,000 employees a buyout. So
• 15:10
  Speaker 11: the buyout's voluntary. It's available to eligible employees in the U.S., Canada, U.K.,
• 15:14
  Speaker 11: and India. And Microsoft says the buyout offers employees who
• 15:18
  Speaker 11: are considering leaving a chance to make that move with
• 15:21
  Speaker 11: financial support. And that's a way better offer than what
• 15:24
  Speaker 11: happened earlier this year when Microsoft had thousands of job cuts.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's 60,000 employees. It's almost a third of their
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: workforce that they're offering these buyouts to. Now, here's always
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: the calculation that you have to do. If your company
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: is offering you a buyout, I always argue that you
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: take it. Because if you don't take it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 11: You're probably out anyway.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: The next time they do a round of cuts, you'll
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: be on it. Because they offer this to you because
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: they don't want you there. They offered you this buyout.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Because they feel like you're not necessary.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: You're not one of the people they've identified as we
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: want to keep them because what they would do is
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: that they would incentivize you to stick around.
• 16:01
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: But if they're offering you the buyout to leave, you're
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: on a list of people who they don't really care
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: one way or the other.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: And the next time they're going to get a bunch
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: of people to take the buyout because they're going to
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: take that financial benefit. Yeah. The next time they do
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: a round of cuts, your name will be on it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: So it's coming whether you like.
• 16:17
  Speaker 11: It or not.
• 16:17
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Take their money. It's a pretty obvious sign.
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Take the buyout.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 16:22
  Speaker 11: Microsoft is going to invest about $ 175 billion into AI.
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: So that includes a bunch of data centers. Meanwhile, Anthropic,
• 16:30
  Speaker 11: formerly filed for their monstrous IPO, they are planning to
• 16:33
  Speaker 11: list on NASDAQ in a deal that could value Anthropic
• 16:36
  Speaker 11: at close to $ 2 trillion. They make Claude. And there
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: have been warnings, by the way, that their AI could
• 16:43
  Speaker 11: start showing what they call self-preserving behaviors, like resisting shutdown
• 16:48
  Speaker 11: or even blackmail.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Blackmail!
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: That sounds good. They also, like they said with their IPO,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: they're going to do a public fund to benefit the world. Yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: like 5%.
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: No, I think it's up to like 20%.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it now 20%?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Just kind of when people go, oh, well, a portion
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: of the proceeds will go to benefit a children's charity.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: And it makes people feel better about it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there is an argument about the public fund.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: They're like, That's great and everything, but it's just like
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: the government, like who's going to handle it? How is
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: it going to get distributed? Who's it actually going to
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: go to versus other people that have said that they're
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: going to do like a public thing. Let's say Elon Musk.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm saying that name to everybody that gets
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: triggered by it. But he said with like SpaceX that
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: he wants to at least just give a share to everybody.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: To every kid.
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: To every kid.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's up to them to whatever the heck you
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: want to do with it versus like, oh, we're making
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: this public fund, but other people are in control of
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: how the money is distributed.
• 17:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Anthropic had that vague thing, X percent. I think
• 17:48
  Speaker 11: at the time it was five is going to go
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: to a general fund for the public. And that's when
• 17:53
  Speaker 11: Elon answered with, well, I think it should go directly
• 17:55
  Speaker 11: to the people, one share per kid of SpaceX.
• 17:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 11: And good old Chris Brown is in the news again.
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: There's new surveillance video. It's not a new issue. This
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: is from back in February of 2023. But this video
• 18:07
  Speaker 11: shows him hitting a music producer with a tequila bottle
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: at a London nightclub.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: What?
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: I don't believe that.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: He loves hitting people. He hit Abe Diaw in the
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: head with that bottle. And that led to head and
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: knee injuries. But Chris is avoiding jail again after pleading
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: guilty to a fray. So that's a British charge again.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: that involves violence that disturbs the peace. It's a great band, too. No,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: this is Afre.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: And yesterday, a judge in London sentenced Chris Brown to
• 18:34
  Speaker 11: eight months in prison, but suspended the sentence for a year,
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: meaning he will not serve time unless he commits another offense.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Did you see any video or any of the pictures
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: from this?
• 18:43
  Speaker 17: Yes.
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I said stills over in the UK.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: The judges, they wear like this old timey get up,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: including the wig. They look like they're doing like some
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: kind of like Colonial Williamsburg reenactment thing. Like part of
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: the get up.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Like, how do you take that seriously?
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Like, how do you, how do you go to court
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: in the UK and here's like some 60.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Year old guy.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: It is tradition.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: In a Halloween costume.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Dressing up as old timey colonial dude.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: The chicks too.
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: They all wear it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: It's like an SNL skin.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: It really is.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: It totally is. Like, how are you not crazy?
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Cracking up and getting thrown out of court.
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: And this is why I don't like House Hunters International,
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: because I scream at the TV, do you know what
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: year it is?
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Like, he's wearing a powdered wig.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: Oh! And he's contradicting himself because he's telling Chris Brown,
• 19:35
  Speaker 11: just because you're a celebrity doesn't mean you're above the law.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: So here's your... a suspended sentence, which means you're free.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Billionth time you've been in trouble for this, a version
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: of the same thing. yeah oh my god like some
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: hothead a-hole.
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah exactly and it'll just happen again uh finally dictionary.com
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: announced their 2026 word of the year and yes it
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: is annoying the word of the year is maxing yeah
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: meaning maximizing as in looks maxing i know right protein
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: max protein maxing sleep maxing there's token maxing when it
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: comes to crypto So that's the word of the year, maxing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: You might remember the word of the year last year
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: was equally annoying.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: It was six, seven.
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: You know what I think maxing is the new of?
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: Remember everything was 10X. 10X your life. 10X your bank account.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: 10X your, now it's just maxing. They just swapped it out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: It's the latest slang that gets people's attention.
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: And you don't even have to specify what maxing. Like, oh,
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: I'm looks maxing. You can just say I'm maxing life.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. One of the other words was unk.
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: That was in there. Big year for Unc. Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what's going on, Wood. All right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating. Like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you think I'm going to remember to bring a canvas
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: bag to go to the store?
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think you're going to remember.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: It's delicious.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Gina Grant had a.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: High thought.
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: That she wanted to share with us. You weren't actually high.
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: No, but it made me feel like I was high.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Like Greg.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: How does Greg zones out and starts thinking about random
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: weird things?
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: That's what this is. Although I probably took a melatonin.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: So why are we all so disgusted with body parts
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: when they're no longer like on the body? Like loose
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: hair or like skin peels.
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: Oh, that's different.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Or fingernails. If I saw a finger or a hand
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: sitting on a table that wasn't attached to a body.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be grossed out.
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: If you see like fingernails like on the counter or something,
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: because I I'm grossed out by it, too. Why is
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: it so gross if it's not attached to the body anymore?
• 21:38
  Speaker 11: That's kind of goes along the lines with people that
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: get so grossed out at the thought of using their
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: husband or wife's toothbrush. It's like, you know, you just
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: oraled him.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: You'll toss their salad.
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: You'll make out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: You won't use their toothbrush.
• 21:54
  Speaker 14: Hair in the shower grosses me out. That's what I'm
• 21:56
  Speaker 14: talking about. My wife, like, she sticks it on the
• 21:58
  Speaker 14: side of the shower.
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: She doesn't stick it on the side of the shower.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Yes, she does.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: Just where it ends up.
• 22:03
  Speaker 11: No. No.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: She won't physically.
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: Take it and put it on the shower?
• 22:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: She kind of, like, gathers it and sticks it on there. Okay,
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: that's weird.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Growing up, my sister, Robin, the breeder.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: She would like a hair, whatever, and she would take it,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: And then she'd stick it on the tile. And every
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: time it was then my turn to use the bathroom
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: and shower, I'm like, yo.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like just these random hair that she would just have.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: It's a collection.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: She would stick them to the tile in the shower.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: I've never heard of that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to not clog the drain.
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: That's why some people do it.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: That's what the trash cans are for. You wipe it
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: off after.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: It'll stay there forever.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: She had to be reminded a number of times like, yo,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: stop sticking your hair to the wall.
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: But were you grossed out when you saw it?
• 22:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Why is that? And I grossed out too.
• 22:50
  Speaker 10: So what is it about us that it's when it's
• 22:52
  Speaker 10: not on our body, we're like, oh God, I'm going
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: to throw up.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: I think it depends on where it is. Like if
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I see a fingernail clipping on a counter in the bathroom,
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: that is less disgusting than if you saw it like
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: on the kitchen counter or somewhere else that you might.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Be, you know?
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can see that. Because like when I had
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: a bad sunburn, I loved peeling the skin off. And
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: then I'd look and I'd be like, oh God, I'm disgusting.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: It looks like a corpse skin. But it's my favorite feeling.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, Jeff, speaking of hair in the shower, tell everybody
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: the story that you shared with me this morning.
• 23:29
  Speaker 14: So my kid yesterday cost me 600 bucks because of
• 23:33
  Speaker 14: a clogged drain. It turns out this genius was shaving
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: his pubes in the shower for God knows how long.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: And it clogged the shower so badly that we had
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: to call a plumber to make it out.
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: Is that hairy?
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: So I texted him.
• 23:52
  Speaker 14: I'm like, bro, where are you manscaping the shower?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I said, dude, no.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: He goes, no.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Because he said.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: He said that you texted him and said, hey, man,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: are you shaving your pubes in the shower?
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: And he goes, why? Why are you asking?
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: Because we found a rat's nest. Yeah, dude.
• 24:12
  Speaker 14: So when he got home from school, I showed him,
• 24:14
  Speaker 14: lean over to the toilet, manscape, clean up, flush, not
• 24:19
  Speaker 14: in the shower.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: 600 bucks later, man.
• 24:24
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: That was my day yesterday.
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: How did you know it was pubes?
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: He's the only one that uses that bathroom.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: I mean, he has hair.
• 24:33
  Speaker 14: I mean, he has a little fro, but it's not
• 24:35
  Speaker 14: significant enough to clog the drain like that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: He's not losing so much hair.
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: And he admitted that he goes in there and manscapes.
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: So he does it in the shower, and it was
• 24:43
  Speaker 11: the shower drain that was clogged. That was clogged, yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: Because what kind of toilet paper do you guys use?
• 24:50
  Speaker 9: Like the good stuff, the Ultra.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Don't use that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 11: That could be a problem too because you have what's
• 24:56
  Speaker 11: called the lateral that goes from the house to the
• 24:57
  Speaker 11: main on the street. And the good toilet paper, and
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: I learned this through experience, not once but twice, when
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: all of a sudden the toilet, you hear this noise
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: and the toilet just in a river of caca comes
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: out of the toilet.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: And the plumber had to do the snake and then
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: I had to get a new lateral, which 600 bucks
• 25:14
  Speaker 11: is like a massage compared to having to get new pipes. Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: And he said, what kind of toilet paper do you use?
• 25:18
  Speaker 11: And I said, I don't know, but here it is.
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: I showed it to him. Dude, you have to use
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: the cheap stuff. The good stuff is like glue. It's
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: terrible for quilts.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Quilted.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we use. Quilted northern.
• 25:30
  Speaker 12: It's too thick.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: It's too good.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, damn.
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: Like, try to go to the cheap-ass- I just.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Go to the Costco. Costco, man.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Don't you have the butt-washing toilet seat?
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: I do.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, so how much toilet paper are you using? I
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: use very little because of the bidet. Basically just drying, right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah, mainly just to dry it up. Just make sure
• 25:47
  Speaker 14: you got everything. This case, Greg, it was the hair
• 25:50
  Speaker 14: for sure.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Because, I mean, he.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: Pulled up the thing, and it was just a mountain
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: of hair, dude.
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: How did you not throw up?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I wasn't there, thank God. Tex says, wait, manscaping in
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: the shower is wrong?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Well, you're not supposed to let all the hair go
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: down the drain. Like, you can, I always say, like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: do the finish work. Like, if you're going for, like.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: A wood floor thing or something, like, yeah, you get,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: you use clippers or whatever to get down to the, basically,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: skin level. And then if you have, like, a straight line,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: you know, like whatever, the disposable razor or something. You
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: can do the finish work in the shower, but you're
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: not supposed to, like, do you ever notice like after
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: you get your hair cut, like all of the stuff
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: that the barber's sweeping up, you don't want that to
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: go down your drain.
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: So do you like hover over something?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Toilet.
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, toilet.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: You like.
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: Hover over it?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: A squat over it?
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Just stand over it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Just straddle over the toilet.
• 26:37
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Shave your pubes off. They go right into the bowl.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Super easy. The other important part that you pointed out
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: to your son is wiping everything.
• 26:44
  Speaker 9: Wipe the rim and the floor.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, can I go back to wiping real quick? So
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: dude wipes and all these like, you know, I don't know,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: wet wipes, whatever.
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: Flushables.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, flushables, stuff like that. I never really got into
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: them because I feel there's like, they're too moist. Like
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I don't want to feel moist down there. I want
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: to be dry. Like, maybe I don't understand the process
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: of using them.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Well, they're moist for the cleaning.
• 27:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: It's to make sure you get all the.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: So you're supposed to clean up with toilet paper afterwards
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: to dry it out? Probably.
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Is that how it works?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Most people do.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Like, they'll use the dude wipe, right? And then that
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: kind of.
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, explain the process.
• 27:19
  Speaker 16: That.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Like, you know when you're wiping down a counter or
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: something like that? You just don't take, like, a dry
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: paper towel. Like, you might wet it down a little bit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: And then if the counter's still too wet, then you
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: take a dry paper towel and just kind of, like,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: you know, give it a once-over, right? Same thing with
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: the dude wipes. Like, the dude wipes, not for the
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: big heavy mess. Like, heavy mess would be regular dry
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: toilet paper. Dude wipe for the finishing work and then
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: maybe one more pass with a regular toilet paper just
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: to dry if you don't like that moistness. I don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: want to be moist.
• 27:49
  Speaker 11: He doesn't want to be moist.
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: I want to be dry like the Sahara.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. That's why I got to have the
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: butt-washing toilet seat because then you don't have to mess
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: with any of that stuff. You just let it hose
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: your ass down until you're thoroughly clean. Then you could
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: do one pass with a little bit of toilet paper
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: just to make sure You know, it comes out like
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: a toothpick when you're baking.
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: No moisture.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make sure it comes out clean. Come out clean.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure it comes out clean, and then you're good.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Because there was this Post Malone Dude Wipes collaboration that
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: looked kind of cool.
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: There you go.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: So I want to try that. And they have pumpkin spice, Sammy.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's necessary.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: You duty a lot.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Try it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: And you love pumpkin.
• 28:30
  Speaker 14: To fix the shower, though, I found on Amazon, they
• 28:32
  Speaker 14: have like these plastic clear sheets that allow water to
• 28:36
  Speaker 14: go through.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: But traps all the hair.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 14: And they come in like a pack of 25 for
• 28:39
  Speaker 14: like 10 bucks. So you can remove them. Once like
• 28:41
  Speaker 14: the hair kind of clumps, you just peel it off,
• 28:44
  Speaker 14: throw it away, and put a new one on.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: That's cool.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I just have a regular rubber one.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: So that's the one I got for him and then
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: I got for my wife as well.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bort, I'm not sure you heard about this. I mean,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I know you're a big Star Wars guy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: We heard about Jay-Z is going to do the halftime show.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: But Super Bowl 61, which is on Valentine's Day this year,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: it's going to be on ESPN and ABC. And there's
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: going to be an alternate version of the game streamed
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: on Disney +, Disney Channel, Disney XD. it's going to
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: be like a Star Wars-themed broadcast of the Super Bowl.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Nice. I saw the ads for that.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: It looks interesting. Yeah, I thought about you, buddy. Did
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: you see that they just auctioned off one of Darth
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Vader's lightsabers, too?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I believe I did see that.
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: One.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure how much. The bidding was starting at
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: a million bucks or something. It was one that they
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: used in the movie.
• 29:48
  Speaker 11: Not the one that Darth Vader used off camera.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Not the real one.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: This is the hero saber.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: This year is just the Star Wars theme one. They've
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: done other ones. The Simpsons. They did a Monsters, Inc.
• 29:58
  Speaker 16: One.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: They did that Toy Story one.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Things like that.
• 30:01
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 15: The last lightsaber that was sold of Darth Vader went
• 30:05
  Speaker 15: for $ 3. 6 million.
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: Jesus.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Can anyone load me that real quick?
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Anybody?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't we get you like a legit one from Disney?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Like legit meaning like it was made of like metal
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like some cheapy plastic thing. Yeah, yeah, man.
• 30:21
  Speaker 15: You grabbed me that from Disney. I was like, 2019
• 30:23
  Speaker 15: or something like it's solid is yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Though like when you look at it Greg you would
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: think this thing if you hit the right button would
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: would actually Come out of it though No, no you
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: can attach a thing to it Yeah, light comes out
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: of it into the tube that you attach to it,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: but it's heavy man like you can knock somebody.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Out They have new ones though where you can hit
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: a button and something actually comes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Out Oh, I saw Rich De Niro did something remember
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: he was uh, I forget where he was I But
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: they had something like, yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Like it shoots out like a switchblade. Well, like an
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: actual beam comes out.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Man, here we thought the switchblade comb was cool.
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: Remember?
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: Uh-huh.
• 30:59
  Speaker 11: Thought. I still think.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Some of the techs said there's still about two weeks
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: left on that auction for that Darth Vader lightsaber.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: You got time, Borg.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, Menace, didn't you go to?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, we went to the George Lucas Museum. We took
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: a little listener field trip there the other day.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: For Menace's birthday month, you guys.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: It's October, and you know what that means. It's Menace's
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: birthday month. The countdown is on.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I guess we should keep it all within the nice
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: little confined packaging of the birthday. If we're going to
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: get a birthday month update, let's get an update here.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: It's nice and tight.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's going good, too.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: So the George Lucas Museum, here's my question.
• 31:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It's not just like.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Star Wars stuff, right? It's like a Star Wars museum.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: It's pretty much just art from everywhere and anything. Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Anything from like Fine art to comic books to, yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Star Wars. So it's just stuff.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: That he likes?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: There's even Wizard of Oz in there. Or is it
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: just his stuff, like his art?
• 32:07
  Speaker 14: No, no, no.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: It's a celebration. It's like a massive art collection. It
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: was so huge that I have to go back. I
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: think I need to spend an entire day there.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Multiple days. Is there a bunch of Star Wars stuff there, though?
• 32:18
  Speaker 15: There's a whole wing of Star Wars.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: An X-Wing?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Actually, no, not an X-Wing. There was a Y-Wing, an A-Wing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: There's like the, yeah, Rockwell had a wing. Huge Norm
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Rockwell exhibit. It's really cool.
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: It's insane.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: There's endless stuff.
• 32:33
  Speaker 11: Actual props from movies and stuff. Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 32:36
  Speaker 15: Yeah, there was a stunt suit for Batman Begins that
• 32:40
  Speaker 15: was there. The Star Wars props were everything from the
• 32:42
  Speaker 15: miniatures to stage worn outfits to even some of the
• 32:47
  Speaker 15: vehicles that they rode, like the land speeder that Luke
• 32:48
  Speaker 15: had in the first movie. That's all there on display.
• 32:51
  Speaker 15: You could see and take photos with and check out.
• 32:55
  Speaker 15: But the artwork, man. Each artist had a wing, pretty much.
• 32:59
  Speaker 15: So Frank Frazetta had a wing. Rockwell had a wing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 15: The comic book artwork was endless.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really, really good. It took hours just
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: for the first level. So that's why I got to
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: go back because there's so much to see. So I'm
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: very excited for that. And the listeners... Had the best
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: time hanging out there. And, dude, and shout out to
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: their cafeteria area, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: It's a show dough.
• 33:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah. It rules.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: So, Bort, of all the things that you saw, what
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: was the most impressive thing or the most exciting thing
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: for you that you saw?
• 33:30
  Speaker 15: It's a tie because I really did love to see
• 33:33
  Speaker 15: the Star Wars miniatures. So, all the ships that were
• 33:36
  Speaker 15: in all the space battles, like, they're... The Millennium Falcon itself,
• 33:41
  Speaker 15: you need four people to hold. And it was so
• 33:43
  Speaker 15: cool just to see those and know that these were
• 33:45
  Speaker 15: the screen used ones. But then also the Frank Frazetta
• 33:48
  Speaker 15: art is some of the most beautiful oil on canvas
• 33:51
  Speaker 15: fantasy art you'll ever see in your life. He's a
• 33:53
  Speaker 15: guy that's famous for doing like all the Conan Barbarian artwork,
• 33:56
  Speaker 15: all the Tarzan artwork, Vampirella, Mothman, just.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: All this really cool stuff. And it's real.
• 34:02
  Speaker 15: It's this real art that you could actually see up
• 34:04
  Speaker 15: close and just know that Dude, some of this stuff
• 34:06
  Speaker 15: is from the 1980s, 1950s, 1930s.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: It's just so cool to see it up close. Listen
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: to Bort.
• 34:11
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Normally he sounds borderline comatose. But then listen to the difference.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: It's like Sammy talking about whatever she was talking about recently.
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: Rummage sales?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the rummage sales.
• 34:23
  Speaker 15: Dude, talk to me about any form of artwork, whether
• 34:26
  Speaker 15: it's film, paintings, drawings, comic books, sculptures, anything like that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: Music.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: That's my passion.
• 34:32
  Speaker 15: I just love experiencing all that.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: What was your highlight?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: My highlight was actually everything you saw that I saw.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I would say it was just actually just my highlight
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: was discovering new artists because there was some art in
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: there that I'm like, I've never even heard these people before.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: And then just doing deep dives on them. Vaughn and
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I had a fun thing where we're doing a deep
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: dive on a certain artist. where he was from Oakland, California.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: We didn't really know much about him, and we found
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: out he was married like five times. He had this
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: weird past, and just discovering stuff was really, really cool.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: And he was a painter?
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: He was a painter, yeah. I'll forward you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Some of this.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: It's wild. It was interesting.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Field trip to the George Lucas Museum has checked off
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: the Menace birthday.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: List, you guys.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Can I share another thing that you'll be excited about?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with the museum. I did
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: get a late-night message last night about possibly going on
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: the Goodyear Blimp next week, and I need to talk
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: to you about it. So, yeah, I'll give you an
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: update on that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: There might be something on that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I got another update about K1 Speed, the
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: go-kart track people, about wanting to do something together. So,
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: overall on the list, there's 14 things. I'm thinking maybe
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: 10 of them will be accomplished by the end of
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: the month.
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right, so the Goodyear blimps, obviously the extreme
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: weekend trip to Raising Cane's in London, the surf thing,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: the George Lucas Museum's already done, the blimps and maybe,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: the Street Fighter screening happened.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: That's done.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: You just went to an F1 race, so we'll check
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: that off.
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: I got to go in the paddock. Thank you to Airtasker, the...
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: They hooked me up to do a garage tour. So
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: that happened.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: The K1 speed thing. The two 98 inch televisions. Thank you, TCL.
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: Dr.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Dubrow was on the show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 36:22
  Speaker 11: The best.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Making some good progress.
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: So that's what I have right now.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: One, two, three, four.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: There's like six things right now that are not really
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: accounted for. Yeah. Which would be like the SpaceX jet,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: the Disney Cotino Incredibles house thing. The Cash App Headquarters.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: You know, he loves a good headquarters.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: Yes, I do. Cash App, where you at?
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I want to see your fax machines. The blimp could
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: get checked off of that. Apple TV Plus Headquarters is
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: also a good one. You would think the headquarters thing
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: would be the easier of all these things that are
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: on this list.
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: And then the one I think was the most far-fetched
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: was standing on top of the sphere in Vegas.
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: You got to reach.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: It's all right. Where are you at?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: It's all right.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Just get a big ladder and go up there.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: And almost here to the end, we're in the last
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: little bit of Menace's Birthday Month. Menace's Birthday Month.
• 37:13
  Speaker 12: Sponsored by the letter L for loser and by the
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: number zero, the official percentage that a grown man with
• 37:19
  Speaker 12: a birthday month could ever be cool.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: And slimy. The Woody Show. I gotta tell you, it
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: smells delicious in here.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: It smells really good. This is, ladies and gentlemen, the
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: final taste test for Wheel of Casseroles. We've had this
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Wheel of Casseroles because, you know, Menace, he was always like,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: whenever he would hear the word casserole, he had this
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: thing in his mind. He had already determined that he
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: wasn't going to like it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, dude.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Casserole's not one thing. It's just a presentation.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: All you guys fed me was green bean casserole that
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: was pure liquid. But then we told you about other casseroles.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, man, I think we need to try.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: So we had all these different casseroles. We had the
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: enchilada stack. He liked that one. He had the chicken
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: and rice casserole that Gina made. He liked that one,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: the hash brown casserole. Yeah, I lucked out on all those.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: And then the one he was really nervous about was
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: the last one that we did, which was the sweet
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: potato casserole. My mom's recipe, he was very nervous, anxious
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: about that one, and he gave it a 9.5.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that one was great because it didn't taste
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: like sweet potato at all. It had, like, cranberry and oatmeal.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: 90 different other ingredients in it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: But, I mean, the majority, I mean, just by weight
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: and by quantity, it was sweet potato.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: As they say, the first ingredient.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was sweet potato. The first ingredient was sweet potato.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: There was some brown sugar in there.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: There was.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: some quick oats, right?
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: Cranberry.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, the cranberry.
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the cranberry. I tasted more cranberry than anything.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: It was good.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: We had him eat a baked sweet potato at one point. See?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Now this one, this brings us right back to where
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: the whole conversation slash argument started. The green bean casserole.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: The quintessential casserole. Most people like green bean casserole.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: I would think.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's a fan favorite.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: But Matt, you know how it feels about vegetables. So, Greg,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: you prepared this one.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: And I got to ask Gina, when you made, and Woody,
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: when you made your casseroles, were you slightly nervous? Yes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: Because this is something I make every Thanksgiving. and I
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: give it not a second thought and it's easy and
• 39:33
  Speaker 11: I just throw it together. Then when I was making
• 39:35
  Speaker 11: it for Menace, I thought, I don't want to make
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: it too liquidy. So I focused on making sure I
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: ultra drained the green beans. I put them in a colander.
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: put a bowl over it, squeezed out the liquid. Then
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: I put a cloth on it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: It's very firm. Squeezed it.
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: And then I put less soup than I normally put.
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: I put zero salt because the fried onions are very salty.
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: I put a lot of pepper as I always do.
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: So I wanted it to be not liquidy because I
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: know you hate that.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: So hopefully.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Here we go, man. There it goes.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: He's shoveling it into his mouth. Look at the way he's...
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: Oh my God.
• 40:09
  Speaker 16: What?
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: What?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, I love green beans.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: And these are the not whole green beans. They're like,
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: what do they call that again?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: French style. French style, yeah. And then they're not canned.
• 40:22
  Speaker 11: They're frozen. So you microwave them, drain them, and then
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: put that there.
• 40:26
  Speaker 10: This is delicious.
• 40:27
  Speaker 11: They're very good. I looked at some recipes, and they
• 40:29
  Speaker 11: were calling for butter and soy sauce. And I just
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: made it the way I would normally make it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: All right, Menace, your thoughts?
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: Not horrible.
• 40:39
  Speaker 12: Not horrible.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: As he's, like, choking it down.
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: Gagging.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Literally choking. I would give it, out of a 10,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I'll give it a 6.5.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: It's not horrible. Okay.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: It does have some good flavors in it, like whatever
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: the dressing is.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: The dressing.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: That tastes good. I like to taste that on other things.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: That's cream of mushroom soup.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 41:04
  Speaker 16: Is it?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It tastes like peppery a little bit.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: He said he added pepper.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I put a lot of pepper. It has a nice
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: peppery taste.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: The quote dressing that you're referring to, that's cream of
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: mushroom soup.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: It's very pepper forward, which I love.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I love a good pepper. I put it on a pepper.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I would say that's what's really doing it
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: for me. to get it to a 6.5 out of 10. Nice.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, not overall bad.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: It's edible.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: You know?
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: I'll take that. It's edible.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg, I think it's really good. I will say this.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: By not using the canned green beans, you got rid
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: of that sort of like.
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: Liquidy?
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Vinegary.
• 41:42
  Speaker 12: Sour taste that a lot of this has. And you
• 41:44
  Speaker 12: can actually get to the freshness of the beans. There's
• 41:47
  Speaker 12: a hint of vegetable-y-ness to it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Without using... I agree with you, Greg, that when people
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: make it with fresh green beans.
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's not the same.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: It's too crunchy, it's too squeaky. At least it's the
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: right mixture.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: At that point, you might as well just make the
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: sauteed green beans that have the little almond slices. Out
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: of the yuck.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: The third time that I've had it on the show,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: this is definitely the best one.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you like it. I'm glad you tolerate it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: I've made this homemade from scratch with a roux. Stick
• 42:14
  Speaker 10: with what we know.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: This is the way. Okay, what do you guys give
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: it out of a 10?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: It was fresh out of the oven because part of
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: what makes it for me is always the crispiness of
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: the French fried onions that's on the top. I like
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: that texture to it. The flavor is fantastic. So I
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: got a flavor profile, Greg. I'm giving this like a 8.8.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Ooh, thank you.
• 42:37
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Do you think it needs salt?
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: No.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: See, and the reason I'm not going higher is because
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not as big a fan of black pepper.
• 42:44
  Speaker 12: Oh, okay.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: So that's the only reason. Otherwise, this would be a
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: mid to high nine.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: And with the crispiness of the French Friday. But yes, overall,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: I like the texture, the consistency of it's very good.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I was afraid it would be too dry.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: No, I like the French style green beans. That's a
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: nice move.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that. Gina, what do you give it?
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: Nine.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: A nine. All right, Sammy?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: 9.5.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Seabass, what do you give it out of 10? I
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: would say this is, as is, a 7.5.
• 43:12
  Speaker 12: I know it's, obviously, you can't make it fresh, but
• 43:14
  Speaker 12: the fresh, crispy green with the onions on top, it
• 43:16
  Speaker 12: may be.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Into the highest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Now, Seabass, you actually have another thing that you brought in.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: You know, as they used to say, and one more thing.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: And one more thing.
• 43:26
  Speaker 12: Manis, I wanted you, I couldn't let this casserole month
• 43:29
  Speaker 12: go by without you having the thing that my mom
• 43:31
  Speaker 12: made us All the time we were little kids. And
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: that is tuna noodle casserole.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Hell no.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I did not agree.
• 43:39
  Speaker 11: No, dude.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: We agreed to the spins.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: And I said, I would go with the spins.
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: No.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: It's a bonus tasting.
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: Hell no.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: It's added value. And he didn't make it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: It's Stouffer's.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't get my mom.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: I thought you liked Stouffer's.
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: He's already pre-puking.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: This is literally the stuff I sell at Walmart. You
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: love Walmart.
• 43:55
  Speaker 11: Hold on.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: You haven't even tasted it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: No.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: No.
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: God, it's so good.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: That's not how the game's played.
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: You don't just keep on.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: It's not a game. It was just a way to
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: decide what was going to go next. You love Walmart.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I bought this at Walmart.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: It's still sealed. Like, come on. Oh my God. Calm down.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Like, okay.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: What about it? Like, what element of it.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, look at that!
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What element of it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, we each get one?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Menace, focus up real quick.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: You hear tuna noodle casserole. What gives you that reaction? Like,
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: what specifically about it creates this reaction?
• 44:38
  Speaker 9: The fish inside the goop.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: That's... I will say this, Stouffer's is hella mega goopy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: It is not restaurante whatsoever. I mean, visually, is it appealing?
• 44:50
  Speaker 11: No.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: It looks like puke, Greg.
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: It doesn't look like puke.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: It doesn't?
• 44:54
  Speaker 7: No.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look like puke. It looks like soup.
• 44:57
  Speaker 11: It almost looks like rice, like with the cheese.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Rice?
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: But, and Seabass, I would imagine you'd agree. In Menace's defense,
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: this does not look like what I'm used to.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: No, my mom did it like she used big egg noodles.
• 45:09
  Speaker 15: Exactly.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the wide egg noodles.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Gotta have the cornflakes sometimes.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: This is the hungry man.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Poor bachelor dad.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Like my mom, when she would make the tuna noodle
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: casserole that we had to eat all the time.
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: She'd ask, why aren't you eating it?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: It was with the buttered breadcrumbs, and then she'd pack
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: those on the top and then bake it that way.
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: The egg noodles and peas.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the big wide egg noodles.
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: I didn't spin this.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I'll eat some, but I'm finishing Greg's delightful green bean casserole.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: It tastes exactly like tuna helper.
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it doesn't look that good.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Well, give it a whiff, Menace.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Let's start with a whiff.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Let's use our senses.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: You've already used your eyes.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: It smells like cat food. Cats like tuna, yes.
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: I mean, to.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Be fair, it kind of does.
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: And for folks that ever think that Menace is faking it,
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: his face is the shade of red.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Like a delicious beet salad.
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: It's like a delicious heirloom tomato.
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God. I'm sweating.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: What is he eating it? It's all right. It's okay.
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't recommend it for a first timer.
• 46:08
  Speaker 11: It'd be fine if you're in a pinch and you
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: just got to throw something together.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: This is not the best representation of tuna noodle casserole.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: You know what it has more of the consistency of?
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: More like a chicken and dumplings kind of.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. It's very watery. I want to try your mom's.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: It smells bad.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I want to try your mom's.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: Horrible.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Again, you mean. I'm just going to take one bite.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Mance, get a good spoonful.
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: Just one and that's it. No, don't do this crap.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Actually, Greg, make sure that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Greg, why don't you put together the perfect spoon?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: No!
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not even going to use my feet, Mance. No, look.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: No! Mance.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Menace, Menace, everybody hold on.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Greg is gonna create the perfect bite on the spoon
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: for you so that you get a good representation of
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: what is it. Because there's the noodles, there's the.
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: Peas, there's the sauce.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: We've got a noodle.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: And then there's the tuna.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: We've got a pea.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Oh no!
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: Menace, fly it into his mouth like a little airplane.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do it like an airplane. Do an airplane.
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Hit on him, dude.
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: Look, it's a small bite.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: It is a small bite.
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: Which incorporates all the ingredients.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: That's not a small bite.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, it is.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: That's a small bite.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: That's a tiny bite.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: It fits perfectly on the spoon.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: There it comes.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Just close your eyes.
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: Now eat it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Is it on the floor?
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: A puke bucket.
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: Please don't puke.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: I spit it out.
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: I did it, okay?
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: You've eaten durian before. I give it a three. A three?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: A three, not a zero?
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: Because I ate one piece.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: I like tuna noodle casserole, and I'll give this Stouffer's
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: version a 4.5.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I give it a two.
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: I don't like it. Your taste buds are a dumpster fire.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: We know that. I don't like this.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: I love tuna and the casserole.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I would give this also a three. I would give
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: it a two.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: Actually, I don't like it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: Watery, fishy.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: I was being generous for you guys. I'll go one
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: and a half.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: That smells like a strip club in here.
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: It's so bad.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: You could serve this in a soup.
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: Am I wrong?
• 48:12
  Speaker 10: Not anymore.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Whatever score you think it deserves. Okay.
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: A negative four.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Then I'm going one. I'll go one.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: The only reason I saved it at the end is
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: because I got a P.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Not that I actually had to go to the bathroom,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: but there was like a little pea in there.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: Wait, you like peas?
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: The pea saved it?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: The pea overpowered the rest of whatever I was eating.
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: And you're not a vegetable guy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: And the pea saved it.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: Thank God.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Well, this concludes Wheel of Casseroles.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: No more.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Let's continue forever.
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: I want more green bean casseroles.
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: bank account and take the money and put.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: It in the fire?
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I'm looking for real answers.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Speaking of looking for the real answer or educating yourself,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: I saw this video and I thought of you, Seabass.
• 49:00
  Speaker 12: Lucky.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Like, this is the kid version of adult Seabass.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so interested.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: I love this kid.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: He's more foul-mouthed than Seabass. Seabass wouldn't put up with that.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: But it's funny, man. I don't know. I like his delivery.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: You'll understand why here in a sec.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: When you say kid, you mean Kid Kid?
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, he's a kid. He's maybe, I don't know, 10?
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: 11?
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Grover the Cat on Instagram. He's got a bunch of
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: different videos. And this kid is going after people on
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: social media. Who don't know what they're talking about. And
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: it just reminds me of, you know, the type of like,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: you know, you could easily just look this up. Instead
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Tell me this is
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: not the kid version of Seabass.
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: Hey, I just want to say to every f * * *
• 49:46
  Speaker 7: ing idiot that goes into a store and gets something
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: and they're like, oh.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: He's talking about food stuff, by the way. So they
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: look at the ingredients list and they're like, oh, can
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: you believe what's in here?
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: That goes into a store and gets something and they're like, oh,
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: look at this. It has... Yes, and I can't read
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: it because it's a long word. And instead of Googling
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: it or asking or doing f * * * ing
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: something instead of, like, being so closed-minded to it, they
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: go on TikTok and record, oh, this has so much chemicals,
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: when really it's f * * * ing water and sugar,
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: but the chemical name for water is dihydrogen monoxide. So
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: instead of being a f * * * ing idiot,
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: do your f * * * ing research, okay? Listen,
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: some food's going to have that. And I see people,
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: because I watch a lot of health food shit, just
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: because I like the content and they make good fucking food,
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: like plant slant. like Liam, that f * * * er,
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: he makes good content. And I saw a video of
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: some bitch saying, oh, well, my apples don't brown after
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: this time. Motherf * * * er, it's not any chemicals.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: It's selective breeding with more vitamin C. Do your f * * *
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: ing research, bitch. Instead of being such a closed-minded, unbelievable,
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: retarded cuck, okay? Do your f * * * ing research.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: Instead of being some dumbass going... What the f * * *
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: does that mean?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Learn s * * *!
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: He's way more foul-mouthed than Seabass. He makes a lot
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: of good points.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think they know what he's doing on social.
• 51:30
  Speaker 12: At least he's going for the scolding, knowledge-based type of
• 51:34
  Speaker 12: being a jerk, which I appreciate. He used one bad example,
• 51:37
  Speaker 12: because no soda or soup is going to say dihydrogen monoxide.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: I've never heard that word.
• 51:42
  Speaker 12: A better example was grab like ascorbic acid or something,
• 51:46
  Speaker 12: something that's like a common preservative that's naturally occurring that
• 51:49
  Speaker 12: you've eaten your entire life. But he's right that people,
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: and what he's keying on, but he's not quite realizing
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: it yet, but this is where older Seabass comes to
• 51:56
  Speaker 12: educate him. He's keying on a version of conspiracy theorists
• 52:01
  Speaker 12: is they think they're being smart by pointing out something,
• 52:04
  Speaker 12: where they would be even smarter by doing three seconds
• 52:07
  Speaker 12: of actual reading on the topic and saying, oh, this
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: is this. This is why it's here. It's of no
• 52:12
  Speaker 12: harm or no benefit, no harm to anybody.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: The toxins, though.
• 52:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, toxins.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Because this came up recently.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Chakras.
• 52:20
  Speaker 12: Not to drag Sammy into this, because she's just emblematic
• 52:22
  Speaker 12: of the general problem. People throw out words like preservatives and,
• 52:29
  Speaker 12: you know, and chemicals. And they think that that means
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: something harmful just because it sounds scary.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: It's like the boogeyman.
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: Well, it does, though, because it's not fresh.
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: It's not good to have preservatives. It's still better to
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: have something fresh.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: The reason we are alive today is because of preservatives.
• 52:44
  Speaker 12: The reason that human beings have food that lasts long
• 52:47
  Speaker 12: and we are dying of starvation. And you can look
• 52:50
  Speaker 12: this up. People in the 70s thought there was the
• 52:52
  Speaker 12: population bomb. It's a famously wrong book about how we're
• 52:55
  Speaker 12: not going to have enough wheat, not going to have
• 52:56
  Speaker 12: enough rice. Well, what did we do? We selectively bred.
• 52:59
  Speaker 12: Thanks for bringing that up, kid. We did some things.
• 53:01
  Speaker 12: We did some GMOs.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: No GMOs.
• 53:05
  Speaker 12: Well, that's why people in Africa can live to 50
• 53:07
  Speaker 12: instead of 12 today and why you and all your
• 53:10
  Speaker 12: family are doing the same. It's because of these advances
• 53:14
  Speaker 12: in science that, again, sounds scary when you're stupid and
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: you just look at the back of a box, which,
• 53:18
  Speaker 12: by the way, you've been eating for the past 30
• 53:19
  Speaker 12: years of your life. I'm going on the kid rant here.
• 53:23
  Speaker 12: Notice I'm not cussing. But when you do the tiniest
• 53:26
  Speaker 12: bit of reading on it, you realize, oh, this is
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: a good thing.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, I was reading something yesterday. It was saying that
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: with the advancements in all the medical stuff, as we
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: were talking to Dr. Dubrow and these different things, how
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: things are changing. They're saying somebody who is 18 or
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: younger today will live on average. to be 110 years old.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I believe that because we're getting so much.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: And it's getting bigger. They say it'll be 115. So
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: someone who's 21 or younger, on average, will live to 115,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: according to this article that I was reading.
• 54:00
  Speaker 12: These are always, you hear that all the time, but
• 54:01
  Speaker 12: I think it really does have a future this time
• 54:04
  Speaker 12: because We're getting rid of obesity, which you would say, well,
• 54:07
  Speaker 12: that's because all the food.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got so good at making food, we got fat.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: We had more to eat.
• 54:12
  Speaker 14: Now we have.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Now we're, again, counteracting that through these peptides, which, you know.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: And people get fat because the apples weren't browning.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly. Because they're from.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: All the apple eating.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 12: And again, with AI, it's already as good or better
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: at reading MRIs. The price of getting an MRI is
• 54:28
  Speaker 12: going down. So all the common things that kill everybody,
• 54:31
  Speaker 12: being fat, heart disease, blood clots, et cetera, are going
• 54:34
  Speaker 12: to be taken care of so much more easily.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Dr. Jabril is saying with AI, we're figuring out biology
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: so much better than before.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: You want to hear a fun fact? That kid, the
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: clip I just played. One of Seabass's donated sperm made
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: that kid.
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: I get that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 11: You can see where it came from.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: Shout out to science.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Shout out to nurture.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Shout out to the 818 who texted that over. This
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: has got to be one of Seabass's donated kids. Seabass,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: you were kind of alluding to. Also, there's a whole industry.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Of saying all this stuff is bad, too, where people
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: are making money off of.
• 55:05
  Speaker 12: Because when you tell someone that, it gives them that
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: false sense of knowing something that somebody else doesn't know.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Speaking of getting fat, you know it's back to McRib,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: you guys!
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah!
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: For a limited time.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: But now, unless you live in the right zip code,
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: I guess they're only bringing it to select cities.
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: What?
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: Oh, you gotta find the tracker.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: You can check on the app to see if your
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: local McDonald's has it, but they have confirmed, so Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Dallas... St. Louis, Atlanta, Seattle, Chicago,
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: all these cities are on the list. And, oh, fun
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: little thing here. This is the first McRib commercial, like
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: an ad that they had back in the day for
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: the McRib.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Looks like daddy's bringing home the barbecue. A big sack
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: of McDonald's McRib sandwiches. Grilled pork in that sassy sauce.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Tempting, huh?
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Like a barbecue in a barn without the bones. And
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: with a big ice and Coke, it's quick. You're only human.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I'm Daddy Jones.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: The good time, great taste.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: A McDonald's McRib for a limited time. Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Only at McDonald's.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 56:14
  Speaker 15: Love it.
• 56:15
  Speaker 10: Is that like Waylon Jennings or something?
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Sassy sauce. Sassy sauce.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: So from the jump, it's been limited time.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Always.
• 56:23
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 12: It's always been a limited time. It was never a
• 56:25
  Speaker 12: regular menu item. It looks more like Charlie Pryde.
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: Thank you. Yeah, it doesn't look like it's anywhere in
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: New York or New England or North Dakota, but pretty
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: much everywhere else.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: So at this point, everybody in this room has tried
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: the McRib, right? We made a point of it, yes.
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: Yes, because of Seabass.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm saying at this point, everybody in this room
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: at least. Because I don't remember when that happened.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Did she actually have a bite of anything?
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Did you have a bite of McRib when it came in?
• 56:50
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I did because I had never had a McRib
• 56:52
  Speaker 13: before until I was here.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: And it's not meat.
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: I don't know what it is.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: What would it be?
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: I don't know what it was.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: It wasn't... Yeah, stop being a R-word cuck.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Do a little bit of research to find out what
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: it is before you say it's not meat.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I'll give Sammy some credit.
• 57:08
  Speaker 11: It's reformat.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: It's not ribs.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: If you get a cheap chicken patty from.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Like the Burger King, the original chicken sandwich, the one
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: that's on the torpedo roll.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: That doesn't have the texture of chicken breast.
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: It's spongy.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: It really doesn't have the texture of pork chop.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: If it's not meat, then what is it?
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: It is meat.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: It's meat, but they've reformed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Like molded it.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying for the statement for saying it's not meat,
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: then what is it?
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: It's not, how about, it's not a whole piece. Piece
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: of meat.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: It's not a recognizable meat.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: It's not a cut of meat.
• 57:44
  Speaker 13: It's like an actual gray color that has sauce on
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: top of it. And it's like something that you would
• 57:49
  Speaker 13: have got in the cafeteria at school and been like,
• 57:52
  Speaker 13: what is it?
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: And?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: She's not wrong. She's not wrong.
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: And? And?
• 57:56
  Speaker 10: It's still a full statement. I didn't like it.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: That's what it was to me.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Are you surprised?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: How dare you?
• 58:03
  Speaker 11: It's almost like when you whip fish, like whipped fish,
• 58:06
  Speaker 11: it makes it kind.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Of fluffy, grainy, and then you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 11: press it back in yeah it's is it fish yes
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: it's fish different.
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: Oh now you're making me want white fish.
• 58:18
  Speaker 11: Salad meat that's almost whipped.
• 58:20
  Speaker 13: Yeah like you said it's not recognizable though and i
• 58:22
  Speaker 13: i don't think that what i'm saying is even people
• 58:24
  Speaker 13: who love the mcrib will agree that they don't know
• 58:27
  Speaker 13: what it is i know.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: What it is it's pork and then some kind of
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: like filler like a breadcrumb type i don't know whatever
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: they would use sawdust what is it yeah okay chinese
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: newspaper uh no uh Okay. Pork shoulder, ground, of course.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. Water and salt. Okay. Help with binding.
• 58:43
  Speaker 12: Little bit of corn sugar for sweetness and preservative, dextrose specifically,
• 58:48
  Speaker 12: and a touch of rosemary extract.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: Ooh!
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Which is, by the way, a natural preservative. Oh, no.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: So that's what's in there. But yeah, it's reconstituted.
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: It's whipped up.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: It's extruded, I'm sure.
• 58:59
  Speaker 12: Let's go.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Let's go to extrusion.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Text over to 22987. Yeah, again, the.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: What's that kid's name?
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Grover the Cat?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Until his parents take it away.
• 59:11
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: On Instagram.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Hold on, I got that wrote down. Grover the Cat
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: on Instagram. He's got a ton of videos. Every one
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: of them more foul-mouthed than the next, but I find
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: them entertaining. He's a little fat kid.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's funny.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: He's got a big, giant gap. It's like a Michael
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Strahan gap. He's certainly using orthodontics, but he's funny, man.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I like that kid.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: And, you know, Menace, I'm sorry, Seabass was talking about
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: The Ali G movie.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I seen it. It be streaming on Prime Video.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: That's where it's going to be.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Nice. Tomorrow.
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: Rip.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Rip.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: I knew it. Like, when we were talking about it,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I know he's got some deal. And I
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: thought it was Amazon, and it is. So, like, all
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: this talk and hype about the movie, right?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: There's no way they're going to just let time go
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: by and let things cool.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, right.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: What's the phrase? Strike while the iron is what? Lukewarm?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Ice cold? I'm surprised it took this.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 11: Long, though.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: It should just be immediate.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 12: Because he had his two-day thing. And again, he had
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 12: the little giveaway thing that I got.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: And then you get chatter, I guess.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: So there you go. After just a two-day run in theaters,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: Ali G, Who Is I? on Prime Video.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 11: Is that going to be considered? Check it out. Amazon exclusive?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 11: Because if so, I believe they run.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Those ad-free, I think.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, that'd be nice.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Because I don't have the one without ads. Aw, babe.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 11: So I get excited because they had Borat on Amazon
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 11: without ads.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: Right, and I think he released Borat 2 exclusively on Amazon,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 12: if I recall. And that little, like, This is America
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 12: thing was, I think, Amazon?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: I think so, probably.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: He loves Amazon.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Here's something funny.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 11: Always.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: So diehard Knicks fans, this couple... They welcome their first
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: son and his name. Now, their last name is Bradford.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: And this kid's first name is Nixon. Middle name Five.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Nixon Five. Because they won the championship in five games.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Poor kid.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: K-N-I-C-K-S-O-N.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Nixon.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, Nixon. And then Five.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: F-Y-V-E. Nixon Five Bradford.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, am I the only one that likes that?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: That's cool.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: That rules. His whole life, he's going to be like,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: how do you spell Nixon? Okay, what's the K? Well,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: that part's annoying. Someone who has a hard name, it's
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: your whole life of just.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, never going to have your name on a key chain.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, no. I think it's cool.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Actually, no, Bort can find his name on Keychain because
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: it's from The Simpsons. Well, yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Now people are ironically putting it on Keychains. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: But yeah, he was getting some press coverage there in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: New York.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: How do you commemorate a Knicks championship? By naming your
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: new son Nixon 5. Wow.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Meet the little man whose name is spelled K-N-I-C-K-S-O-N and
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: his middle name is 5-F-Y-V-E.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So why go with.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 11: The FY then? Yeah, right.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: CBass, I do have a question about your name because
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: your last name is just insane. It has a hyphen
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 12: They didn't do anything cute with my name as far
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 12: as making up words and doing stupid crap, but it's
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 12: long and hyphenated.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah. What's the country of origin of that?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 12: Well, it's Polish because there's Y's and Z's and C's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 12: in there.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: But Polish and American.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 11: And is it hyphenated because it's your dad's last name
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: and your mom's last name?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Mom and dad.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 12: Well, because it's hyphenated, Greg, because my mom was a
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 12: dirty hippie in the 60s and 70s.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: I was like, that's very progressive.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: And stayed one, apparently. That's why.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: It's funny to hear these goofy names, especially in sports.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: You think about the Key and Peele spit.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, the best.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 11: Skit.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: The sports, you know, like the football.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Devoin shower handle. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: A-Ron, like that guy. Although, when I was watching, I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: completely forgot about this guy and how he's a legit
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: player in the NFL. And his name is Kool-Aid McKinstry.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 10: No, it's not.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is. K-O-L-A-D McKinstry. He plays for the New
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Orleans Saints.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: That's a legit name.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 12: Kool-Aid McKinstry. You have a hyphenated first name?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: Well, sort.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Of.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: Well, everybody's got their purpose in life. What do you
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: feel like God put you on earth for?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 11: Still trying to figure that out.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? Well, I'm praying.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: For one member of the Woody Show, his name is Sebastian.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: He has decided that it is his mission in life
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: to try to get people to do the right thing
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: when they're out at a shopping center and to put
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: their carts back where they belong. And he is the
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: one and only... Agent of the Cartnarks.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: It's funny, man, because there are still so many people.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: They know about Carton Arcs, and they have no idea
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: that Agent Sebastian is our very own Sebastian. And I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: thought at this point, like, most people would know that.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: There's a Woody Show logo on every video. You know
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying? Like, the people who just watch the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Carton Arcs videos, I don't expect them to know.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I expect the people who say they've been listening to
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: this show for God knows how long To know that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: They talk to you at a party. Oh, you know,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: that guy's on our show. I've been listening for six years.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Is Seabass the Cardinarchs?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: What gave it away? All the segments on our show?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: That we do.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: Agent Sebastian of the Cardinarchs is trying to get people
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: to do the right thing. And sometimes it's difficult. Some
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: people want to argue with you.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 12: And some people want to threaten me who have no
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 12: business threatening me whatsoever. In this case, this is a
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 12: middle-aged woman, maybe even a little, like well into her 50s.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 12: And she left her cart.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: What a fossil, right?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Morgan?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Break of death. And she's left her cart out, kind
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: of hooked up on the end of a spot.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: It's blocking.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: You can't pull into the spot now because it's in
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: the way.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 12: And I'm pointing. It's always very clear. I'm pointing to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 12: the cart. And she's like smiling and laughing and like, ha, ha, ha.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 12: I'm not going to do anything. Suck on that. And
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 12: they're all smiles and giggles until I put the magnet
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 12: on their hood so they don't turn my shopping cart
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 12: like a jerk.
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  Speaker 3: And then suddenly it's time.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: To throw down.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: So that's what this lady does as she gets out
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: of her car and tries to like tough, tough walk
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: me down.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Like, what's up, bro?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: We'll pick it up there.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 12: I'm picking up your litter for you.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Back up.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 12: Well, why are you walking me if you want me
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 12: to back up?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: Back up.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 12: Is that because you're trying to threaten me?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Just get the f * * * away.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, jeez.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Back up.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 11: Wait, and she littered it as well?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, she had taken the magnet and thrown it on
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: the ground. Oh, okay, okay. Which, you know, you could
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: argue who's littering. But, you know, it's just, just throw
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: that at her.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 12: So now, again, she's... She's lucky that I'm a nice
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 12: guy and I don't take her threat as what she
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 12: intends it to be. and she has some instructions for
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 12: me on what I should do with her cart. Take
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 12: your cart.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 11: Oh, it's your cart.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Waddle your little self over to the cart tray.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 12: Well, that's what you should be doing.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: So condescending.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: Take your little self.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: That condescending tone and attitude.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 11: She's telling you to do exactly what she should have
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 11: just done. It's like, look, slut.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I know you're old and you're slutting days are behind you.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: But did she just fat shame you and said waddle?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: I think she was, well, because I'm thinner than her,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: let me tell you that.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe she's just using it as like a general pejorative.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 10: Your little self over to the cart track.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what you should be doing.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 12: Because you're the one who used it last.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Who employs them?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 12: So your excuse is that they employ people to do.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I don't have an excuse. Well, it seems you're trying
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: to make one right now. I just chose to not
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: There we go.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: At least that's honest.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 12: See, and these people, they still come at me like
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 12: they'll have an excuse. I, of course, know the answer
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 12: to the excuse. And at least I kind of broke
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 12: her down quickly there. She's like, well, yeah, I just,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: I chose not to do it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 16: Lazy.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you're lazy.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 12: You're a lazy piece of crap. So we go back
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 12: and forth, back and forth, back and forth. She realizes
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 12: that I'm not going to back down because I have
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 12: nerves and patience of steel.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: But she's going to get me. As she leaves, she
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: gives me the old middle finger.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 11: Oh, damn.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: That's a day ruiner.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 12: And then she kind of points at me and indicates
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 12: that maybe I'm dressed as a carton arc, sort of
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 12: in a silly manner.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: Don't do that, man.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 12: That makes you look silly and uncouth.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Really? What does this make you?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 12: Powerful and sexy?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: Not.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: Not?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 11: Not?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, I haven't heard the not reply.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, roasted.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 12: Not was so lame it was a joke in 2006 Borat.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: That's how lame not is. Beyond that, it was like
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Wayne's World.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: We're now 30 years past not.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 9: I'm still waiting for I'm rubber, you're glue.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Wow. And then she drove off and didn't take it back.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: Gotcha.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: Failure.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had an honorary female agent at the
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: cart in Ark Seabass?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've had quite a few.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Was the response to the women any different? Somebody on
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: the texting, if you brought, say, Sammy or Gina... people
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: might respond differently to a female officer.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Sorry, ma'am. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 12: They won't fight the girls as much, but they'll still
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 12: cuss at them and stuff.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Who are you, bitch?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: All right, Woody Show cart narcs again. Very common complaint,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: people not returning carts to the corral. So Agent Sebastian's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: out there. He sees somebody leaving their cart out. He
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: confronts them.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: And I have side missions. One of those is litter narcs.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: And people have asked.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Me this for years. They trash the cards.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: I need to talk about this when we have a moment.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: And people ask me about it. You've got to bust litterers.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 12: And I'm like, I want to, but it's so hard
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 12: to catch because people don't give you a lead up
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 12: to it.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: They just do it.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 12: Luckily, I was in a parking lot. I'm just hanging out,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 12: wasn't looking at anything. And I'd see a window open
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 12: and a little piece of plastic hit the ground. A
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 12: little piece of trash comes right out the car.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Walk up, grab it.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: It's one of those little plastic, like, self, single serve, like, apples, apples,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: mush thing.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, those packet things.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, little plastic things for kids because we care about
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 12: the environment so much. And so I grab it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 12: I'm looking at the woman. And she's laughing at me,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 12: taking a photo of me as I'm holding it. Like,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 12: this is your, I haven't talked to her yet. And
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 12: I see she does have a kid in the backseat.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 12: Carton arcs, we don't approach.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: People with little kids. Setting a good example.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 12: Not because the little kid's an excuse for littering or
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 12: leaving your cart out, but because we don't want the
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 12: kid to, you know, the parent flips out.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: The honor code.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 12: So I'm like just looking at it and she's just
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 12: taking videos and laughing at me. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 12: you're lucky you got a kid. But then I look around,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 12: I'm like. This bitch is parked in the handicap spot.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: With no handicap tag.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: So I said to myself, you know what? I'm breaking protocol.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Stolen valor and littering.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 11: And littering in front of a child.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 12: I'm going to take what's left of this applesauce and
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 12: just pour it on the hood of her car.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. And she did not like that.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Oh no.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Sir, are you okay?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 11: Well, actually, no.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Is there a reason you're vandalizing my view?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: You littered his wife.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: That was vandalization.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Vandalization oh wow so okay so she's angry about vandalizing
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: but not about littering.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 12: Right and by the way as i've always said with
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 12: vandal vandalization i should say vandalization it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Has to you have to prove damages like.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 12: That was vandalization that was vandalization if a wet wipe
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 12: solves the problem not.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Damage not vandalism yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 12: Okay so um I then say, well, no, I'm not
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 12: going to do that. And she kind of knows she's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 12: losing the argument because, again, I've caught her littering.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: And in a disability spot.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 12: So she starts to drive away, but not before she
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 12: makes like a faux cry for the wolf.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Help!
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Help!
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: Please!
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 11: Help what?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: This man is inciting my vehicle!
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: A saying?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: You're what-a-what?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my God!
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: What is she? What, you're what-ing?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: Help!
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 16: Help!
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Please!
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: This man is asserting my vehicle.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: Exciting my vehicle?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Asserting?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Assailing?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I think assailing.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 12: I think she was going for assailing or assaulting.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: I hate her.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 10: And she has a kid?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: In the backseat.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 12: Now, I'll give her credit. She didn't pull the kid card.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 12: But she pulled the vandalization and the assailing card.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: Feel free to take a hard left into a telephone pole.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, buckle your kid in.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: First so they don't die. But you can go ahead
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: and kill yourself.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: The world would be fine without you.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: So these two bitches, right?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 12: That's bad news. Well, I like to leave something to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 12: help people feel better. And this is a man I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 12: was tagged in his videos about a billion times. And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 12: I appreciate it, actually. This guy goes by King Randall.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 12: He runs a group called X for the Boys. And
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 12: it's like an after-school program in Albany, Georgia.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: And he's younger. He's under 30. He started this when
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: he was 19. Oh, I think I've seen this guy before.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 10: He does the classes for the kids?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 12: What he does is he basically takes at-risk youths and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 12: he says, hey, I'm going to teach you how to
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 12: Behave at a restaurant.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 12: I'm going to teach you how to talk to women.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 12: I'm going to teach you how to be like a
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 12: decent person, which includes, of course, returning your shopping cart.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: King Randall here.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: You know what really pissed Mr. King off?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Is when people leave their buggies everywhere. You understand that?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: Buggies.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: Is this the right thing to do?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: No, sir.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: What we do if we leave a buggy just be out.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: They can hit somebody, call, they can dent somebody's stuff.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 11: How you doing?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to say, hey, I watch your videos,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: pray for y'all all the time.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 11: We appreciate it. Yes, ma'am.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: I know we got somebody right here who's going to
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: say something, right?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: Good afternoon.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: Good afternoon.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 14: How are y'all?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: Good.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 17: That's awesome.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I pray for y'all.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: Thank you, ma'am.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: This is called teaching manners.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: I want new kids.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 12: And it's just like, this is how we deal with
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 12: people in public. We say please and thank you.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: Yes, ma'am.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 12: And he teaches them. Basically, he teaches you not to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: be a Carnival Cruise person. He's like, I saw one
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 12: video recently where like, if there's a problem, they're all
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 12: sitting down at Denny's or whatever. And intentionally, he had
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 12: the waiter mess up their order so they could say, oh,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 12: excuse me, I asked for blah, blah, blah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Not, hey, mother effer, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like flip it out.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 10: I've also seen him take the kids to retail stores
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 10: and not put the hangers the right shirt back and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: right hanger in the right place and how that's not appropriate.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 10: I love this guy.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 12: He's basically creating a little Tokyo right there in Albany, Georgia.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Albany, Georgia is the middle of the country.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: Love him.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. What a show, Carton Arts.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: Carton Arts. Carton Arts.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: What you gonna do?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: What you gonna do when they narc on you? Card narcs,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 9: card narcs.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: What you gonna do?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: What you gonna do when they narc on you? Help!
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Help! Please!
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: Help what?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: A saying or what a what?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show. Back in a few.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Put the whole thing in there. He bit it.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: It exploded in my mouth.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Put the whole thing in your mouth.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna pass out.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Greg, I don't want you to be ignored.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: I'm reminding you, you said that you had something to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: say about, is it people leaving their trash in the
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: shopping carts?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 11: Well, I didn't know if Seabest was going to bring
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 11: this up in this latest edition of Cartnarks. Kind of
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 11: the thing that you're branching off with with Litternarks. Right.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 11: And I did see something on the account where you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 11: confronted a woman who dropped, I don't know what it was.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, yeah, that was in North Vegas where she
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 12: had taken... She was eating fast food and she'd taken
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 12: like her straw wrapper and a napkin and just tossed
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 12: it right out her driver window.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: And she was parked head on, basically up against a
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 11: wall and in front of her car and about three
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: to four feet to the right.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Was a trash can.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because she was very near the front of the store.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: So there was a trash can right outside. Some people
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: don't even think about it.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 11: She could have easily gotten out of the car and
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 11: just walked over and thrown it away. You confronted her,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 11: rightly so. I applauded it and I was so happy
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 11: about that. Her response, I don't want to say ruined
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 11: my day, but I will say it depressed me because
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 11: this mindset is way too pervasive in the world. She said,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 11: it won't end with me.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 10: What does it matter?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: What does it matter?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 11: Even if you get me to change, other people will litter.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 11: That mindset must die. It reminds me of an old
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 11: roommate I had who was $ 20, 000 in debt, couldn't dig
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 11: himself out, and Every day he would get Starbucks. And
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 11: I said, look, you're spending three bucks a day. This
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 11: is back in the day.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 11: What's the difference? 20,000 might as well be 20,500. What's
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 11: the difference? This mindset is a cancer. And when she
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 11: said it won't end with me, I wanted to sit
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 11: her down and have a word with her. Like that
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 11: mentality is cancer.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: It is what it is.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: I agree with him.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I'm looking for the audio now because it was an
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: older video that was reposted.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 12: But yes, it's... And I told her at the time
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 12: I was kind of being silly and flippant because, you know,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 12: I've got to keep Carton Arts entertaining.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. I was like, yeah, what if.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 12: You know, someone told that to Gandhi or MLK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 12: The number of people that walked across the bridge in Selma,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 12: Alabama was only a couple hundred.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 11: It's not that, oh, yeah, it's not going to end
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 11: with me.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: And it was.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 12: And I was something like, you know, what's the old–
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 12: as a feminist, what's the old quote like? history is
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 12: made by a bunch of angry, pissed off lesbians or something.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: Is that what it is?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: I think history is really made by calm ladies, but
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: by angry, pissed off lesbians. I'm pretty sure.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: I think that is a direct quote.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Mitchell or whoever.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: I think that's what the official quote was.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it was, it was. God, it's so frustrating.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 12: And in that video, that lady also said like, she
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 12: made some kind of threat to like, I'm going to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 12: call my son to come over here and take care
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 12: of you or something.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: So not only am I, can I not help by
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: throwing away my litter?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 12: But I'm going to I'm going to commit violence upon
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 12: you for suggesting that I do so.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 11: And then there was one where you took it looked
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 11: like a long piece of toilet paper. She had used
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 11: it as a napkin or something. And then you put
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 11: it on her windshield wiper. And she proceeds to get
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 11: out of the car, take it off, and throw it
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 11: back down on the ground.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: She's committed.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 11: People, do you know that you have hands and you
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 11: have a car? Leave it next to you until you
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 11: get to where you're going and throw it out. Life
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 11: doesn't have to be this crappy.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: It bummed me out. You can't tell me what to do.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Life could be so.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Much better for everybody.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 12: This is a version of Greg's argument about going to jail.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 12: We don't have to be fighting and raping each other
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 12: all the time.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: We don't have to.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: We get to. Make it a fun place.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 11: Look, man, I'm a murderer.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: You're a murderer. Let's not make things worse.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 12: But it also goes to, like, there's a reason between
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 12: the good neighborhoods look good in your city and the
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 12: bad ones look bad. And it's little things. You can
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 12: go back to broken windows theory, but it's also trash
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 12: out the windows theory.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: It all adds up.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: I'm leaving anyway.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 9: What does it matter?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 15: I know.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: The most horrific thing that I think ever happened to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: me when I was working– the street team for the
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: radio station. We pulled up the radio station vehicle to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: my dad's house and I went to go grab something
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: out of the house. In the meantime, one of the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: street teamers just took all the fast food trash and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: just dumped it out on the street in front of
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: our house. And my stepmom noticed and she like scolded
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: the street team member.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 9: Like so bad. And I was, So embarrassed.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? Don't be a knob.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 11: She's making the world better.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: But you're like, you're just in that mindset. Like, oh,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: I'm in front of somebody's house.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 9: I even know.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Like, that's just something that you just do on the regular. Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Without even thinking about it.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: That's crazy.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Just dumping it on the street like that. But then
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: you know how you can change that? Do think about it.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: There's a way to do it.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: It's possible, people. I don't know.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 11: Like, you know, is Carton Arcs entertaining?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 11: What's that other saying? Not just the angry lesbian one,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 11: but it's good to make them laugh. It's even better
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 11: to make them cry. I almost cry when I think
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 11: about that mentality.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: It's awful. Well, and there's a reason she is where
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: She is in life.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 12: And this is all stuff we've known since Bible days.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: The winners do something. Losers make excuses.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Losers make, oh, I can't help anything. I can't.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 12: Oh, it's somebody else's fault. I'm poor and a piece
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 12: of crap and a fat piece of... garbage and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 12: And then my neighborhood's bad. No, it's your fault.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Somebody just witnessed something. They said, I work as a
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: crossing guard and I just saw a guy today throw
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: a bag of his dog's poop down the storm drain
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: at the corner of the street.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just put it down there.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, who cares?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: I mean, that's not as bad.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: Out of sight, out of mind.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 11: I mean, there are people against the death penalty for murderers.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: I always say lower the bar. Give that guy the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 11: death penalty.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987. Greg,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: I thought about you too. The FTC in 20 states.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: have filed a lawsuit against Dollar General, accusing them of
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: routinely charging shoppers more at the register than the shelf says,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: the sticker on the shelf.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I applaud that.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: So they've been racking up millions in overcharges across its
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: 21,000 stores.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 11: Wouldn't it be pretty easy to realize that as the customer?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, I have 10 things and it was not $ 10.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, right.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 11: Getting.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: And those are price conscious customers by their very nature.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: You're not going to pull one over on them. They've
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: had tens of thousands of complaints and it's continued to happen.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Nail them.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: Find them.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Jail them.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: So the FTC and 20 states, including California, have now
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: filed a lawsuit against Dollar General.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: I got some.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: Walmart news menace.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: All right. Wal-measy. Let's go.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Wal-measy.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: They are dropping two new Gina Neato.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 11: Oh, okay.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Black Friday exclusives.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 16: Here we go again.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: I thought we were over Black Friday.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: I thought we were over Neato's.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: They're not, man. Dude, there's a grocery store by my house.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: They have the world's largest, what are they, Squishies?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: Section.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: You know, like that one area of every grocery store
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: where they have all the seasonal crap?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: They've cleared out space to make more room for- tables
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: upon tables of the different squishies that kids are into.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: And they have signs posted, QR codes that say you
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: can follow them and get the latest on all the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: shipments and releases.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: The squishy news?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: The squishy release news for the grocery store. Yeah, but
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: if it's at the grocery store and that amount, you know,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: then it's about to be over.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: It's not exclusive.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 11: Right. Yeah.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, the kids are into it, man. But you
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: have to go where you're over.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: They had some in the office.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: And so I started playing around with it. And then
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: it kind of like broke apart and got all slimy
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: in my hand.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: So it's the Neato Sensory Sampler, a colorful assortment of
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: squishy surprises. And the Neato Stack Pack, not snack, but
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: stack pack with four different sizes of squishy fun. And
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: so the official date, the pricing, the availability still awaiting
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: official confirmation from Walmart. But they're expected to drop two
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: new Neato Black Friday exclusives.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Did you pick up on something that you just said?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: The sensory thing. So they kind of almost make it worse.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: The kids need it medically. They try to do that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: with the fidget spinners.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Well, the kids will say, and my daughter will do
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: it because she watches all the videos, and she'll go,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: isn't that satisfying?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 9: They're all trained to say that.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: Isn't that satisfying?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 10: You know what the original fidget spinner was, and it
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: still rules, and it's still the best one? When you
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: take a pen and take the little arm on the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 10: cap and bend it, and then you just Twirl.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: It in your fingers.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: That's still the best fidget spinner.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or just clicking a pen.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 12: The kids in our school, they would do the thing
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 12: where you flip, you rotate the pen or pencil on
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 12: your thumb.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 12: But it has to be flat. It's like spinning a
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 12: basketball almost.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: Now, I read this book that this guy wrote.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: His name is Mark Manson.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: He wrote this book called The Subtle Art of Not
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: Giving an F.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: It just caught my attention. It was a bright orange
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: book I kept seeing at the airport when I would
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: be going through the airport. And it was short, and
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: it was a quick read.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: And, you know.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 11: So a book that you bought that you actually read.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was a billion years ago.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Don't even ask me at this point. That
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: would not happen today, guys. Let's be clear. Yeah, forget that.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it's like... you know, I was like, Oh,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: you know, that's kind of funny.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: It spoke to me. I'm a guy who doesn't really
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: give enough about a lot of things. You know, he
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: also wrote a book called everything is effed and another
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: book called on F yourself. Oh, so, but, um, he's
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: a very, he's a very successful, uh, author. Anyway, uh,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: I saw this post and he was talking about something
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: called the triangle trap. And so, you know, like, uh,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: what were we talking about recently was, um, guys and
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: dating like you know guy can either be if he's
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: rich and whatever he.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Can't be loyal or yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: And then there's one for women like if she's hot
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: insane well then she's not whatever she's not whatever hot
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: if she's hot insane you know.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: She's not smart you can only be yeah you can only.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: Be two of the three things so um this is
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: what he had to say you know the people pleaser
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: the blunt friend the uh the obvious charmer They're all
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: paying a price somewhere. And you've got to figure out
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: what two corners you live in of this triangle trap.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Here he is.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: This is, again, his name's Mark Manson, author Mark Manson.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Here's the explanation.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: This is what I call the triangle trap. Everybody wants
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: to be honest, socially aware, and universally liked. You can
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: be any two of these three things, but you can't
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: be all three. So he had on there honest, he
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: had perceptive, and then liked. Those are the three as
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: the visual of what he's talking about here is honest, perceptive,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: and liked. You can be any two of these three things,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: but you can't be all three. So if you are
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: perceptive and liked, you're probably a people pleaser. You know
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: exactly what people want to hear, and that's precisely the problem.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: If you're perceptive and honest, you're probably kind of an asshole.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 9: Hey, that's me.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: You know exactly what people don't want to hear, but
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: maybe kind of what they need to hear. And you
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: tell them anyway.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: And if you're honest and liked... you're not very observant.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: And that's the trap. Every social strength eventually costs you
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: at least one of the other ones. You can't avoid
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: the trade-offs, but you can choose which price you're willing
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: to pay in your life. Make the choice wisely.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: All right, which two would you say you are?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: There's only those two?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: Three. Honest, perceptive, liked. Did you not hear the whole
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: argument there?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: I think we know perceptive's not on there. No kidding.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Because I was going to say like, Because I did
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: have a question for you, Steve, that's where you can
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: answer it the best. Perceptive and honest, yes. I would say,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: what about if you're honest when asked, but you're not
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: outspoken with the honesty?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 12: I think that takes the honesty thing down. Because what
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 12: he's basically talking about is if you're perceptive and well-liked,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 12: you're probably sugarcoating things. So every successful politician is that.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 12: They know what's going on. They know what the real
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 12: deal is. But if they tell that, if they tell
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 12: that to the general population, they're going to lose a
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 12: lot of votes because a lot of people don't want
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 12: to hear the truth.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I definitely relate to that because I think I
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 10: will give you the honesty in a way that I
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 10: think you can receive it. And that's not full honesty, right?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 10: That's not just saying it bluntly.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: If you're just constantly saying honesty without even being asked.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 10: I mean you're a sea bass you.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: Know it's just like you're kind of just being an
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: a-hole to be a-hole again it's what you value so
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: it's what matters to you the most it's what you
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: value the most but you can't have like there's a
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: trade-off right so you're risking yes being perceived as an
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: a-hole or not being well and that stuff is not
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: important to some people but I'm not I'm not obsessed
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: of like risking looking like an a-hole I'm just like
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: is it necessary is what I'm trying to get to
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: the point of. Is it necessary for me to, is
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: it constantly necessary for me to point out my honesty?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 10: Well, then that's not one of your values. That's not
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 10: you then.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: And this is describing the movie Liar Liar.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 10: God, I love that movie.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 12: He's aggressively honest and aggressively truthful.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 9: Is that necessary?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Well, there's a difference. Like you're saying you're going out
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: of your way to every opportunity, right? But if you're
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: having a conversation and you always give an honest answer,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: because then at that point, yes, you are being asked.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Like when you're in, when you're engaged in a conversation.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: If you're being asked.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: But that's, that's what we're talking about. Like in your life,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: if you're, you're engaging in a, you know, a back
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: and forth with somebody, if you are being honest and
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: you are perceptive, chances are you're not, you're maybe going
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: to be seen as the a-hole and you won't be
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: well liked. And that's fine because that's what your values are.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: Whereas if you're in that conversation and you're not giving
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: that honesty, well, okay, then you can still be perceptive
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: and liked, but you're just not going to be honest.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: One thing has to give is the argument.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 10: Because two of them cross each other out, so you
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 10: can't be all three.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: It's not possible.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: It's like you're standing there on a crate in the
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: middle of the office or the room that you're in
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: and just announcing to everybody these different things, calling out things.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: It's when I'm... I'm hearing this and what he's saying
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: is when you are involved in a conversation or discussion
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: of something in your life or something's going on in
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: your life, not just randomly blurting out. Wow, your hair
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: looks terrible today. Yeah, like what you're talking about with
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: lie or lie. Right, right, right.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: That's not how I'm reading it.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 10: So what do you consider yourself, Woody?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: Honest, perceptive.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 12: Mm-hmm.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: Because I don't care about, you know, that part is more,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: because I like that from other people, I am always
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: paranoid about what don't I know, what am I not
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: being told, what are somebody lying to me about? So I,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: they say, you know, you get what you give kind
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: of thing. I try to give what I want, which
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: is I want honesty and I don't want, just tell
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: me what's up. I, that's what I want.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about my feelings. If I ask a question
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: or there's something to say, say it. So I value
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: that perception, perceptive, I would say that. The liked thing, whatever.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Because if it's based on honesty, I've always said that
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: if you think whatever about me, you want to label
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: me whatever-ism-ist or whatever, fine, as long as it's based
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: on something that I've actually said or I've actually done,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 4: because then that would be honest. Because I'm giving you honesty.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: Don't base it on something you heard about or- that
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: you're just guessing or you've assigned some narrative to, like
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: something I've actually said or I've actually done, I'm fine
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: with that. And if I'm not liked because of that,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: I am okay with that.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 10: Well, and other people who value what you value will
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 10: find you.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 10: And they will like you.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, correct. So what for the two for you?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 10: Well, like I said before, as I get older, I
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 10: think I'm much more comfortable being honest. But if I'm
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 10: being very honest, I think perceptive and liked because like
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 10: I said, if someone asks me an honest question and
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 10: I'm perceptive enough to know they can't handle it, I
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 10: will try to give them their answer in a way
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 10: they can handle it.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I would say for you, perceptive and liked. If I
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: had to guess for you, and same for Greg.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I put.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: I would think perceptive and liked. Agreed.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 11: 100%. I violently hate confrontation. Yeah. Yeah, we know.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: It's like way more important to just feel good about stuff.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, Greg's always like, what's this person thinking?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't want to be liked?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Borderline crippled by it at times.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, not all the time.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 11: After a dinner party, maybe somebody goes and bags on me. Fine.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: As long as I don't know about it.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: Seabass, honest and perceptive.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Even more than everybody else here.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: No, I would agree with that. That's how honest and
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: perceptive I am.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: I would agree with that because I will, I will
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: try to find a way where a Seabass won't. I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: will at least try to find a way to be
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: diplomatic about my honesty.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: You know, So yeah, so you're not... You're still telling
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: them honest truths, right? But you're not doing it in a, yeah,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: you're totally fat.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: It's one of the.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 9: Like, I don't know.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, you know, could you... Lose a couple pounds? Yes,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: I think you can put more of an effort.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe like, what's your diet look like?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: I mean, those kind of things.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 11: If that's the topic, I think what Manus was thinking
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 11: too was you're going to be honest, but you're not
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 11: going to just blurt things out.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: In context.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 11: I mean, you know, like those parody movies, like The
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 11: Invention of Lying, where they're just having a random conversation
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 11: and they end it.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: By the way, I find you highly unattractive. That wasn't
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: even part of the conversation.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 9: It wasn't necessary.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Right. He can't believe his mouth was blurred out. He
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: grabs his mouth with his hands like, oh.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: Like horrified by just what came out of his mouth.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: But this is different to like what we do here.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: This is different.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not just out in life, like walking up to
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: the cashier going, hey, you know what? I got a thought.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: And just sharing whatever that is.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that nose ring's terrible.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 10: So if someone was honest and liked, to me that's
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 10: like childlike behavior. Like you have no perception, but you're
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 10: just like, I want to be liked and I'm honest.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 10: That seems like a strange combination to me.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: Sammy, what's yours?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 10: I think that I'm the same as Greg and Gina.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: Perceptive and liked.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: Perceptive and liked, yeah.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, the like thing is important, I think,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: to most people.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: And she's how we create a society. To all people.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: They'd be lying otherwise.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: But to certain degrees.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, of course.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: Anybody that I don't know that's not already in my
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: life slash circle, whether you like me or not, I
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: don't care. The people in my, like, so my parents or,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: you know, my friends, that's different.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: Like, of course, like, you, you know, you want them
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: to like you.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: But they should understand you better than, you know, anybody else. Yeah.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: You're going to you're going to get like it's not
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: going to be because of this one thing that, you know,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: now they don't like you. Like that's your brother, you.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 11: Know, whatever.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 10: I mean, all situations are different.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: With certain people at certain times. I'm going to be
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: more honest. But, you know, in general, that's why I.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: Like when you see like, you know, people get so
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: Pat McAfee, dude.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: Take it easy.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: Like, he's so mad about Utah.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: What happened there?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, he says he's never, like, even if College
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Game Day goes back to Salt Lake City, he's not going.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 11: Why?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, the guy, and, you know, I'm a big
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: Pat McAfee fan. The guy is ultra sensitive to criticism.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: For a guy who's got such a big job, super
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: high profile, he's on everything.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Tens of millions of dollars.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: He's got to have a thicker skin, man, and he doesn't. Like,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: he's got to learn. At some point, he's been doing
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: this for so long. He's been a public person for
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: so long.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: Like, he just had this bad experience that they were,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: I guess they were, like, heckling him and whatever before
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: College Game Day happened.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 12: And I think he picked the opponent's team. He didn't
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 12: pick Utah. But that was after the fact. I think
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 12: he did that just to, like, and he ended up
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 12: being right. But anyway, like, he, you know, was, he's
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 12: so sad.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: And this is not the first time this has happened.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 9: He's in sports and social.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, this is not the first time this has happened. Like,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: people that can't read anything on... People who don't know
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: you are commenting on a social media post that you have.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Here's what they did. These people don't know you.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 12: Utah went around and asked students who were camping out
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 12: for College Game Day to give their best Pat McAfee impression.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 12: Some of them made fun of him in a lighthearted
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 12: kind of stupid way because he's a big goofball, and
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 12: apparently that's what set him off.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that some people call him corny or creepy.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which he is. He's a cornball.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but just own that. And he's got a terrible
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: music career.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 16: Hello, how y'all doing?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Hi, Sammy.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 16: Your friend Seabass is telling me that you have gained
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 16: a lot of weight. And even your new boyfriend, if
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 16: he tries to take your mac and cheese away, you
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 16: yell at him.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 8: Only three meals a day?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 10: I don't know how I'll do it.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 9: Jeff G.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: Knows more about this. He was the one getting the
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: audio for me. So there's this pastor in Ohio, and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: this guy, he introduced the entire congregation to his second wife. Yeah.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: While standing next.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: To his first wife.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: He's got two wives.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: Nice. He says that the belief... That a man should
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: only have one wife isn't actually supported by the Bible.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: At least that's what he's arguing.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, read the text, dude.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, what you're going to hear is actually his side
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 14: piece or his second wife introduced the first wife.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 9: And he's just up on stage clapping away, man. It's amazing.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 8: Happy family.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: Rules. This dude, man. All right, here we go.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 9: Prophet and I, you know, we are living.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: Is his name Prophet?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 9: That's what they're calling him.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 16: Oh, my God.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 17: Prophet and I, you know, we are living even right
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 17: now in what we would call a polygynous marriage. My husband,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 17: our prophet.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 4: Wait, hold on. Polygynous?
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 10: I've never heard it pronounced with a soft G.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Plenorious?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 9: Polygynous? Isn't it polygamous?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sure is. You know what?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Or polyamorous, right? Polygamous.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: She's not wrong.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: I like polygamous.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 11: She's not wrong.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Polygynous?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: Social, legal, or biological, where it's.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: More than one wife. Egg on our face.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: But polygamous, it's just.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 10: She just made a soft G, right?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: Polygamous.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 10: She's a polygamist, and she said polygamous.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, polygamous. I thought I heard polygamous.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 17: The prophet and I, you know, we are living even
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 17: right now in what we would call a polygynous marriage.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: Polygynous. Okay, sorry.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 8: Take it back.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: All right, here, take your eggs back.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: All right, polygynous. That's not the word.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 17: I'm a polygynous marriage. My husband, our prophet, he has
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 17: a second wife.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: Y'all know her?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 17: Y'all love her. Y'all benefit from her ministry every week.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 17: And so I just want to take this time and
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 17: just as a pleasure of mine to introduce to you.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: So that's why they're clapping for her because they already
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 4: know her. And so they know her and they like her.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: That's why they're not necessarily clapping because, oh, cool, man,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: you got two wives. Because they're trying to be supportive
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: of this. I thought it was like, whoa. No, it's like, oh, no,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: you know her. She helps you. They know her, and
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: she does stuff with the congregation.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 14: They're pretending to support it, but you know what they're
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 14: thinking without saying it.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they're talking during coffee and donuts after the service.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 17: And so I just want to take this time and
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 17: just as a pleasure of mine to introduce to y'all
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 17: practice wife and my sister in marriage, Minister Shikala.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: Minister Shikala.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 17: It is amazing to know that this is the will
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 17: of God and to live it.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 8: I have not been slighted, not one bit. And I
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 8: have gained so much.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: That seems like a lot of work.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: To have two wives?
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 10: And two ministers.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: It's for some people. It's not for me, but it's
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: for some people. Well, you might get double breakfast. Yeah, maybe.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: And double complaints. Probably less work.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 10: Spoiler alert. Every single member of the Sister Wives family
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 10: on the show Sister Wives split up.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: And said, this is not for us. Is that guy
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: even on there? Because I see the promos for that
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: TV show.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 10: Cody, he is no longer on the show.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 12: Oh, really?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: Dude, Jeff, who's the other guy we were talking about?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 9: Oh, he plays for.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, Matthew Judon.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 9: Matthew Judon. He plays for the New England Patriots, Sammy's team.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: So this guy, he's got two girlfriends.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like one of the chicks, she's in sports media.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: I forget her name. And then there's his other girlfriend.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Her name's Lex.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: And the girlfriend is currently pregnant with the child.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 9: And then the sportscaster chick has a baby with him already.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 9: He's like five or six.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So listen to this. This is the clip of.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah, this is amazing. So she's showing off her life
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 14: at home. This is one of his women, right? And
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 14: she's explaining what they're doing to prepare for his arrival.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 11: Home.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 9: Wait till you hear what they call him, though.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 9: This is the kicker.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: Get ready. So as many of.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 17: Y'all know, I have a baby by Matthew Judon.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 14: That's Roman over there.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: This is Lex.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: And I also have a baby bike. You can hear
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: in the background, she's cooking the bacon he brings home. Right. Yeah,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: he brings home the bacon with that Patriot's paycheck. Over there.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 9: This is Lex.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 17: And I also have a baby bike.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: And we all live together in this happy home.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Nice. And Masta said he wanted.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, did we hear that correctly?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: Masta said... The guy's going.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: All the way. Oh, my God.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 8: Yes, Carmen.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 4: She calls him Masta. Or Masa.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: Masa.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: Somebody said he's on the Niners? Matthew Judon?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 9: I thought, well, it said Patriots in the article.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 17: And we all live together in this happy hallowed.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 16: And Master said he wanted.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: What you make, Master? Chicken and waffles.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: That's what you're making.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 8: I'm making the chicken and waffles. And I made the
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 8: buffalo chicken.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's on a plane.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 6: Lucky.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: On the way home now.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 17: And he wants it walking into the.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: When he get off the plane, he want it hot
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: and ready.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 12: Hot and ready.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 11: Who doesn't?
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: So, Lexi's doing dishes.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 14: She finished her buffalo dip as requested.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: I'm still working on.
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  Speaker 10: My chicken and waffles.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: The waffle maker isn't here.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 9: Sounds like they're having a terrible time.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on the Niners.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: He's on the Niners. He's currently on the Niners practice squad. However,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: his career earnings are.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: But he's an all pro when it comes to, you know,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: he's got Buffalo chicken dip waiting for him.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Chicken and waffles.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: As he gets off the plate.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And there's no dirty dishes when he gets home.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, Massa got it working.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: He's made about $ 75 million total.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 11: Oh, he got money.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: Those chicks are fine.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 10: If anybody has anything.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: Negative to say, it sounds like they're hating.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: He's all right.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 12: And by the way, there are biblical quotes teaching you
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 12: how to treat wives when you have.
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  Speaker 4: More than one.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 8: That's nice.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: Like what? Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 12: If a man takes another wife to himself, he shall
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 12: not diminish her food, her clothing, or her marital rights.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 12: So your side piece has to get all the clothes
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 12: and the food that you give.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: Your original wife.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 9: It's got to be equal.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 8: It can't be the base of life.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: Well, there are rules.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure there would be rules.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 12: And then Deuteronomy has one about, if the man has
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 12: two wives, one loved and the other unloved, but both
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 12: have born him children, and the firstborn son belongs to
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 12: the unloved, and the love that is the firstborn in
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 12: preference to the son.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: So basically he says, if one of your wives you
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: don't like anymore... but as your kid, you still have
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: to treat that kid as your property.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: And this is the word of God?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: This is Deuteronomy.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: So like, he was up there on the mountain, and
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: he's like, you know, chiseling us into tablets and stuff.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, Leviticus now, they go back a little bit. And
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 12: you shall not take a woman who is a rival
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 12: wife to her sister. while her sister is still alive.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 12: So you can't marry sisters.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: You have to have manners. Oh, that's kind of weird.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 9: See, I would have a problem at that church putting
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 9: money on that plate because I'm like, is it going
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 9: to a side piece and this whole arrangement he's got
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 9: going on? Or is it really going to the church?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: You can send us a text over to 22987. We
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  Speaker 11: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with Woody on this. It's very strange.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: That is not good at all.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 11: Oh, God.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 10: It has like a tart finish.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: It was sour.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, there's a little bit of an aftertaste.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 8: Tastes like cold grease.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: All right, so a little bit more insight, another look
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: through the windows into the mind of Greg Gorey, which
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: is always fun. You know, we told you that Greg
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: will just have these random thoughts. He gets stuck on
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: things for days.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Carton arts videos.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: Obsessed.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: Nothing super crazy deep here. Just a couple very, very random,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: very Greg type things.
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  Speaker 11: I want to know, have you guys ever gone to
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 11: one of those shredding centers?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 11: Okay, so I had this file cabinet that I've been
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 11: meaning to go through and get rid of crap.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I did too.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 16: Forever.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 11: Stuff I will never need again. I could barely close
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 11: the drawer and I finally said, you know what?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: I got to do this. I go through it.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 11: I had closing documents for houses that I sold many, many, many, many, many, many,
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 11: many years ago.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, old tax returns.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 11: Tax returns from like 2007 to 2015. Old insurance policy paperwork.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 11: Insurance policy packets, car paperwork, like closing documents that I
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 11: long sold.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 11: And I thought, I don't need this. I'm going to
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 11: get rid of it, but I can't just dump it
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 11: in the recycling bin. I'm going to take it to
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 11: one of these shredding places.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: Even if you had a shredder, because we have a
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: shredder at the house.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: I do have one, but just like a home version.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: It would have taken forever. I'd still be there. There
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: are still papers in binders. I just brought the whole
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: thing down there.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: And they have like those, you see videos and stuff
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: where they go through these crazy, it's like a conveyor
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: belt goes in. You see it spit out the other side.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: It's so satisfying.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: And fast.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: And fast.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 11: So the whole point to the shredding thing is to
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 11: keep things private. You don't want that getting out there.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 11: So the lady said, you know, you can feed it
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 11: into the slot or you can just leave it and
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 11: we'll feed it into the slot because only one person
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 11: has the key to that box that you put it in.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 11: So I said, that kind of defeats the purpose. I'll
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 11: do it myself. So I'm loading the documents in and
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 11: I see like the closing statement documents for this house
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 11: that I haven't had in 10 years.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: And I got really sad. It was like, oh, I'll
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: never need this again. But And then I.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 11: Kind of thought, maybe I should not throw this away.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 11: And then tax returns from 2009, like, oh, maybe I
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 11: should flip through it and see where I was and
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 11: what my taxes were. And I got mega depressed.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 8: It was so weird.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: Everything bums Greg out.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: It was so strange.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: So easily sad.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 11: And then I took that filing cabinet, took it to Goodwill,
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 11: donated it, and I'm like, I'm done. It's gone. And
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 11: they weigh it. That's how you pay.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 11: And I thought, oh, this has got to be a
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 11: good five pounds of paperwork. 39 pounds of documents. Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: But I get the house thing though.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 11: Great.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Because you, you're probably thinking about the moment, how excited.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: You were to get that house.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: A lot of memories that you had with it. And
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: then it's kind of just like, but it's mega boring paperwork.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: But it probably sparks all those memories. Exactly.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 11: So I did keep like the flyer from the house.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: So that was, that was nice. Yeah.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 11: And then my other random thought too, because I'm obsessed
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 11: with home shows and home videos and home tours is,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 11: I saw one in an otherwise super nice house, this
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 11: home tour that they're doing on video, and the bathroom
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 11: had a urinal. And I thought, hmm, urinals. Classy or
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 11: trashy for the home? Trashy. Is it?
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 11: I think it's kind of the ultimate, not classy, but
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 11: pretty unusual and cool.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: It's not cheap because you've got to plumb it twice.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 11: I kind of thought maybe that would be my new
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 11: life goal.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Get a urinal at home. Put it in the garage maybe.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 9: In the garage.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 10: In your man cave.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: You are in a house with two dudes.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: So it would get more use.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 11: I think it would be kind of cool.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: No, I agree.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: It's cool.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 11: I've never in real life seen a urinal in a house.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 10: Do you live in an office building?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: I sure don't.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 10: Is it a locker room?
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: Are you going to every few hours dump a big
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: bucket of ice into it? No, but if you're having guests, maybe.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: Ice the urinal.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 11: Wouldn't that be cool to go to somebody's house and
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 11: make a urinal?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 9: I absolutely think it's cool, but is it classy?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 11: Maybe not classy.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 9: What if it's gold?
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How about that?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: So text a quick text poll. Yes or no. Over
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 4: to 22987. Do you think having a urinal in your
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: house would be classy or trashy?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: I think it would be fun.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: And different and cool. And you're like, I'm at home
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: using a urinal.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 9: And I would go to your house. I'm like, that rules.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 11: Wouldn't that be weird?
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 3: But I want to say classy. Yeah.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think it would look cool even. Like when
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: you walk into the bathroom.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 11: The new ones they did here at work.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Those are nice.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: I know, but when you.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: Walk into someone's house.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: And you walk into the, I'm sorry, primary bathroom.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 4: And you see a urinal on the wall.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: It's like that.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 11: It's definitely locker room-y.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's kind of aggressive.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: It's a little.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or truck stop-y. Commercial-y.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: And restaurant-y.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 12: I think you get ones that look like they belong
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 12: in like the lobby of a nice hotel.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 11: Like the tall, like the waist high to the floor ones.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 10: Where you have like shutters on each side.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: Or if you had like a big enough bathroom where
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: it can be hidden behind like a little secret wall. Yeah,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: like just like you walk behind it.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 8: Put in your Turkish bath, Greg.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Some people have recycled old musical instruments and
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: used those. I do see a lot, you know, because
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: I'm into racing. I see these homes that are built
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: by racetracks and they do have those urinals in there.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 11: It's kind of sporty. It's kind of, it's different.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 10: Do you have a Ferrari bed?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 9: Wouldn't that be funny?
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 11: You have like a nice classic home and then there's
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 11: a urinal.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 9: And a Ferrari bed.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 11: And you're like, look, I'm at home.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: Using a urinal let's say you made like a garage
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: mahal kind of like a pimped out garage right where
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 4: you had like uh you know beer taps and things
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 4: there and there's maybe like a little bathroom off the
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: uh garage that i think a urinal could be cool
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: there or you know how some people will have um
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: you know really nice rich people will have their pool
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: but they'll have like an hour so yeah i love
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: that maybe if there was like a kind of like
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 4: around the corner so people don't to go and traipse
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: through the house, you know, you have a good urinal, right?
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: Put it in the outhouse.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 12: What about one of the ones where they cut open
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 12: an old beer keg and use that?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, pretty sweet.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 11: I think that'd be so... An outdoor shower and a urinal?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, you'd never see me again.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: On the text, it says trashy, trash.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: Classy if it's in gold.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: This one says urinal in a residence is cool, but
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: not classy.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the general tone. It's cool, but not classy.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: So cool, but not classy.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: Different, sure. Trashy, classy.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: Fun and yes.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: I do think fun.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 12: I would be concerned if I had kids about... kids
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 12: throwing crap in there. Also, little kids try to poop
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 12: in those.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never have heard about that.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: Have you ever talked to an elementary school teacher? There's
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: always kids that are trying to poop into the urinal.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: My brother and I would have done that all day
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: every day.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: Jeff, what do you think?
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: Urinal in the house?
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: Would that be classy or trashy?
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 9: Trashy. Plus, it's maintenance. You've got to put the little
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 9: cakes in there so they don't smell and all that stuff.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 9: It's a little extra work for no reason.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 11: Throw a cake in every once in a while.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 9: Hey, Greg, pee in the backyard. It's freeing.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: I do do that.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 9: I do all the time.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: Didn't you just do that, Menace?
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 9: Oh, I pee in the backyard all the time.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: Stay peeing. Yeah, because it's like 3 a.m., I got
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: to pee, and the dog is out in the backyard peeing.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody else out there.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 9: Let's do it together.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 11: I don't have to worry about the kid thing. I
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 11: don't allow them in my house.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: Won't even allow it.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 11: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:49:47
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• 1:49:49
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• 1:49:59
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• 1:50:02
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  Speaker 4: Wednesday with more chances at a couple different trips. It's
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: travel week here on The Woody Show. So we're sending
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 4: you on that extreme weekend trip to London for Menace's
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 4: birthday month tomorrow, Wednesday, here on The Woody Show. Anything
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• 1:50:28
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 11: Uh-huh.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, when you're getting your Halloween costume ready, remember Catwoman
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 11: wasn't 250 pounds. Wow.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, she wasn't. Well, also, I mean, they redid
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: The Karate Kid, and The Karate Kid wasn't a chick.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, sometimes.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 10: Suspend your disbelief.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a reinvention. It's the reboot.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 10: Fantasy night, Greg.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 17: It's Catwoman.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Or like, what are they? My 600-pound life, Catwoman.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: That would rule.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 8: Chonky Catwoman.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 9: I would watch that.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: Chonky Cat.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 3: I would watch that for sure. All right, thank you
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: very much, Greg Gorey. You got it, Wood.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: Have a great day. SMD, double M.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 8: I quit this bitch.