Added to the Wrong Group Chat (And Became Their Dating Coach)

This Escalated Quickly · Aug 15, 2026 · 7m

This episode is a messy, laugh-out-loud monologue about the time Liv was accidentally added to her ex's family group chat and, for reasons she still can't explain, became the family's unofficial dating coach. I narrate the slow burn: first awkward hello messages, then passive-aggressive sibling banter, a parade of strangers sliding into DMs asking for advice, and finally a wild text that turned into a mock job offer to ghostwrite someone's dating profile. Expect cringe, chaotic misread receipts, terrible advice I definitely gave, and the moment I had to decide whether to ghost the group or…