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Adult Wee Wee Carnival · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1.
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Speaker 2: Kiss morning freak show almost happened to you this morning
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Speaker 2: didn't it did you start getting sweaty when you were
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Speaker 2: outside and you couldn't get in the building thinking uh-oh
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Speaker 2: is this it oh yeah we finally lost our jobs
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Speaker 2: again for a second i mean that's how we lost
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Speaker 2: our first ever job in radio they just shut our
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Speaker 2: key cards off and wouldn't work so what happened this
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Speaker 2: morning uh i walked up and uh johnny hartwell from
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Speaker 2: 3ws was already trying to hulk Hulk the door open.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What did it mean?
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Speaker 2: Hulk the door open. His pass wasn't working either. His
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Speaker 2: wasn't working. And then I scanned mine. Mine wasn't working.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Scanned it like, dude, we probably scanned it like 30,
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Speaker 1: 40 times. All right. So you're both out there going beep.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Nope.
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Speaker 1: Nope.
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Speaker 4: Nope.
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Speaker 2: Nothing was popping the door. This guy's laying shoulder into it.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Johnny Hartwell's putting his shoulder into the door to try
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Speaker 2: to just get in so we can work.
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Speaker 1: Johnny Hartwell's not one to be played with. I found
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Speaker 1: out this morning.
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Speaker 2: You saw him lower the shoulder into the door to
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Speaker 2: get into the building, and you just thought, this guy.
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Speaker 1: You might think 3WS, he's a calm, cool, collected guy. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You don't want to cross him. That door crossed him
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Speaker 2: this morning. It paid the price.
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Speaker 1: How'd you guys eventually call me? I was already in here.
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Speaker 1: That's what I said. Johnny was like, Mike's in there.
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Speaker 1: I can call him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Give me a minute.
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Speaker 5: Oh, gee.
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Speaker 2: So he wanted to fight the door today. Then he
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Speaker 2: was having a good time out there. I think it
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Speaker 2: was a challenge.
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Speaker 1: And then we get into the building. Finally, he hulks
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Speaker 1: the door open. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And our passes don't work on the main door. It's like,
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Speaker 2: what is going on here? See, that's what happened to
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Speaker 2: us when we got fired from our first radio job.
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Speaker 2: It's just the passes were shut off. And every time
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Speaker 2: I scan a pass and it doesn't work, I think,
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Speaker 2: this is it. It's happening again. We were like 19
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Speaker 2: years old and we're still stained by that.
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Speaker 1: So everything's good. Here we are now.
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Speaker 2: I had to start the show with your story there, Bob, because, man,
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Speaker 2: I've been sitting in here just laughing. about this talkback
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Speaker 2: message we got from overnight okay it doesn't have anything
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Speaker 2: to do with anything okay it's just one of those
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Speaker 2: messages that stands alone or somebody picked up their phone
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Speaker 2: and was like yeah when i'm in here all alone
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Speaker 2: before you even get in here i'm laughing to myself
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Speaker 2: because of this talkback message we got i'll play it
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Speaker 2: coming up next year good morning everybody hi we're in
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Speaker 2: the building it's mikey and bob.
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Speaker 1: 96 one kiss.
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Speaker 2: We'll tell you how you can win Steelers Colts tickets
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Speaker 2: for Sunday and hear Mike McCarthy. He was asked how
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Speaker 2: the house cleaning's going. We will get to that coming
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Speaker 2: up around 625. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
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Speaker 2: Came in this morning, Bob. There's a talkback message left
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Speaker 1: One Team Media.
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Speaker 2: Uh, this had me smiling and laughing in here this
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Speaker 2: morning when I was just in here by myself before
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Speaker 2: you even got through the door.
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Speaker 1: Let me get to this.
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Speaker 6: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob, you two are some pretty
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Speaker 6: big guys. I'm six foot. I'll wear a size 12.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: So me and Bob are big guys. I'm six foot nine.
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Speaker 2: Bob's like 300 pounds. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We're, we're make human number 10. We stand next to
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Speaker 1: each other, right? Yeah.
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Speaker 6: 13 shoe depending on the shoe. And you know what
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Speaker 6: they say, big socks. big thing i was just wondering
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Speaker 6: when does my adult weewee come in because i just
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Speaker 6: look at it and i'm like this cannot be it
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Speaker 6: there's got to be something tucked up in there uh
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Speaker 6: i mean you guys have this problem.
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Speaker 1: Where are you going That did not take the turn
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Speaker 1: I thought it was going to take. I told you.
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Speaker 1: I had a hot one. I told you I had
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Speaker 1: a hot message from overnight. I'm just wondering. When does
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Speaker 1: my adult wee-wee come in? All right.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: That would be more tucked up in there.
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Speaker 7: That's what he said.
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Speaker 2: It's got to be more.
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Speaker 1: All right, where's the rest of it? You know, I'm
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Speaker 1: sitting there just like, man, why is he giving us
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Speaker 1: his shoe size? What's going on? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: He was giving us the stats before. He knew where
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Speaker 2: he was taking it. I just got a question. Where
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Speaker 2: does my adult wee-wee come in? Man, adult wee-wee is
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Speaker 2: definitely going to make the podcast name today. I'll tell
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Speaker 2: you that much.
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Speaker 1: All right, we'll tell you how you can win Steelers tickets.
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Speaker 2: And Mike McCarthy gives us an update on how the
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Speaker 2: Steelers house cleaning is going.
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Speaker 9: here we go, Steelers, here we go.
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Speaker 2: It's such a very specific Yinzer feeling, but he's right.
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Speaker 2: The rotunda walk. I mean, especially after a victory. But
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Speaker 2: going into the game, you're a little hype. You're a
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Speaker 2: little tuned up a.
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Speaker 1: Little bit, you know? It feels like unity. It does.
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Speaker 2: It feels like togetherness when you're on the rotunda, especially
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Speaker 2: when they win and everybody's leaving the stadium. And here
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Speaker 2: we go. Steelers chants are happening. Everybody's waving their towel.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 2: It's when we're united as a city. On the rotunda
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Speaker 2: at Akershire.
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Speaker 8: It is.
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Speaker 1: It really is.
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Speaker 2: A place of unity. So, yeah, just send your talkback
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Speaker 2: messages in. We'll get you qualified for some Steelers tickets. Now,
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Speaker 2: let's get to Mike McCarthy because a whole bunch of
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Speaker 2: people were making a big deal because he said they
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Speaker 2: got to clean up their house. Now, some people took
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Speaker 2: that as we got to clean house, meaning get rid
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Speaker 2: of a bunch of people. It's not really what Mike
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Speaker 2: McCarthy meant. He just said we've got to fix our
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Speaker 2: own problems. The penalties, you know, missed tackles, things like this.
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Speaker 2: Somebody asked him yesterday, hey, how's the house cleaning going, bud?
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Speaker 1: I mean, it was good.
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Speaker 4: I think any time you have extra time, that's really...
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Speaker 4: my normal process when you do have, you know, the
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Speaker 4: extra days to make sure you spend a little more
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Speaker 4: time working on the things that you need to work on.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I assume everybody does it like that. That's
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Speaker 4: why it's been part of my coaching career, you know,
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Speaker 4: going back to the days as an assistant.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm scared or nervous here, but
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Speaker 2: he didn't do one, you know. There was no meowing.
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Speaker 1: There was no meowing.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: Maybe. I'm scared. Maybe he loves the housecleaning. You think
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Speaker 1: that's it? Maybe that's it, man. He's just focused on housecleaning.
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Speaker 1: Housecleaning is his sweet spot.
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Speaker 2: It missed his, like, stim little trigger there when he goes,
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Speaker 2: you know. Maybe McCarthy locks in and watches, like, you know,
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Speaker 2: cleaning videos.
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Speaker 1: You know, people, you know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. love watch cleaning videos i don't i don't really
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Speaker 2: like watching house cleaning videos i like watching the big
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Speaker 2: stuff like show me some power washing videos i'm talking
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Speaker 2: show me uh show me a 20 year old rug
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Speaker 2: from a pet house that needs to be cleaned wow
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Speaker 2: i love them videos toilet cleaning videos really get oh
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Speaker 2: mccarthy's juice is flowing foamy fun for big mike foamy
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Speaker 2: fun maybe he's watching toilet cleaning videos that's what locks
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Speaker 2: him in man how do did we get here oh
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Speaker 2: yeah house cleaning it seems like it's going fine for
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Speaker 2: at 10 a.m 96 one kiss the mikey and bob
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Speaker 2: podcast okay i'm okay yeah good to go uh steelers
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Speaker 2: of course go no i'm not no i'm not okay.
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Speaker 8: Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
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Speaker 8: you get your podcasts.
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Speaker 2: For some people, it was a disappointing show yesterday. Some
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Speaker 2: people were let down by you, Bob. You decided yesterday
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Speaker 2: it was too cold in the morning and you had
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Speaker 2: to wear pants for the first time this season.
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Speaker 1: The pants came back out yesterday. For Bob. Sad day. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's get
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Speaker 2: to this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group.
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Speaker 1: Damn it, Bob. I wasn't ready.
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Speaker 5: I didn't know it was going to be pants day.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, look what you've done, Bob. She said, damn it, Bob.
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Speaker 2: It was early this year.
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Speaker 1: She said, damn it, Bob. I wasn't ready, she said. Okay.
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Speaker 10: Next time we need a pants warning like you do
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Speaker 10: the fog warning.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Pants!
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Speaker 11: By the way, your pants day coincides with your birthday.
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Speaker 1: I don't. Happy birthday, Bob.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that is a thing because his
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Speaker 2: birthday is not today or yesterday.
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Speaker 1: It just so happened they all fell on the same day. No,
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Speaker 1: it's New Year's Day. Yeah, pants are on.
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Speaker 2: It's a little chilly out, but it's going to be
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Speaker 2: nice out today. Sunny, highs and lows, 70s again. Perfect
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Speaker 2: fall day. Good big man weather, too.
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Speaker 12: Right, Bob?
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Speaker 5: It is.
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Speaker 2: It is. We got new vehicles yesterday, everybody. Our friends
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Speaker 2: over at Seaharper Auto Group.
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Speaker 1: Oh, boy. Your guys are Kia boys now. Kia boys?
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Speaker 1: Watch out. Hey, by the way, who's been gatekeeping these Kias?
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Speaker 2: These Kias got so much damn technology in them, I
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Speaker 2: feel like I'm in a damn spaceship.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know half the stuff mine does.
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Speaker 2: So, we have turned in my Jeep Gladiator. Bob's turned
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Speaker 2: in his Dodge Ram. Now, again, this is how this
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Speaker 2: deal is supposed to go with our podcast sponsor, our
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Speaker 2: friends at the C.
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Speaker 1: Harper Auto Group, like everything.
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Speaker 2: Every month or two we're gonna swap out vehicles so
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Speaker 2: we can try like they got a lot of different
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Speaker 2: dealerships a lot of different brands we gotta try it
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Speaker 2: all right a couple people were sending messages just like
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Speaker 2: what happened did something go wrong yeah it's like no
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Speaker 2: this is exactly how it's supposed to happen so bob
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Speaker 2: is by the way both of our kias are all
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Speaker 2: just blacked out we got black out kias uh bob
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Speaker 2: is driving a 2027 kia telluride hybrid x-line sx prestige
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Speaker 2: that seems like a lot of words it's a lot
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Speaker 2: of titles to tell you that bob's basically driving in
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Speaker 2: a kia computer right now it can do everything.
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Speaker 1: I can tell you though it gets 30 plus miles
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Speaker 1: per gallon.
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Speaker 2: Well that's the other thing too we both drive hybrids
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Speaker 2: now and that is uh you know hey gas prices huh.
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Speaker 1: So that's pretty nice.
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Speaker 2: I'm in a 2027 Kia Carnival Hybrid EX.
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Speaker 1: It's an MPV. Multi-purpose vehicle. Okay, everybody?
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Speaker 2: Multi-purpose vehicle. Plenty of room for activity. Yeah, let me
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Speaker 2: get this talkback message here.
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Speaker 10: Mikey with the van.
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Speaker 5: You're going to love that thing.
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Speaker 1: Multi-purpose vehicle.
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Speaker 10: Van drivers are either like little grandmas or like soccer
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Speaker 10: moms with a whole team of kids.
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Speaker 2: I don't really fit in either of those categories, but
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Speaker 2: let me tell you. I feel like a badass kind
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Speaker 2: of driving my Carnival.
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Speaker 1: I kind of do.
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Speaker 2: Listen, everybody you should know by now, I'm a little
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Speaker 2: bit different. I didn't want a regular Jeep. I wanted
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Speaker 2: a purple Jeep to start out with. What's my next
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Speaker 2: thing after a Jeep? I can take my keys and
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Speaker 2: open those side doors. Everybody can get in my carnival.
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Speaker 10: And the police don't even want to pull that over
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Speaker 10: because they don't want to deal with those kids.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, see?
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Speaker 2: Like, police will see me driving in my carnival and
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Speaker 2: just go, you know what?
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Speaker 1: This guy's probably got stuff to do. Send him through.
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Speaker 1: Give him the pass.
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Speaker 10: And so, you know, you're like incognito. Cops aren't even
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Speaker 10: looking twice at you. Back in the day when I
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Speaker 10: was in high school, we used to violate HIPAA, you know.
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Speaker 1: Okay, here we are with this now.
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Speaker 10: And my grams had a van.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes she let us borrow her van.
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Speaker 1: We would hotbox that bitch.
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Speaker 10: I'm not giving you any ideas.
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Speaker 11: I'm just saying.
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Speaker 10: You just pull that van into the garage.
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Speaker 13: You might have yourself a time.
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Speaker 1: That's not how. Grams van? I don't think I can
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Speaker 1: grams van.
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Speaker 8: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: I don't think I can grams van my Kia Carnival.
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Speaker 2: I don't think I could do that. uh but yeah
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Speaker 2: if you want to see pictures go to our mikey
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Speaker 2: and bob facebook page check out our new rides graham's
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Speaker 2: van smelling crazy the moment though uh when bob got
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Speaker 2: his telluride uh tell everybody what it can do bob
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Speaker 2: they were running through all the features so there's a
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Speaker 2: feature which i didn't even know was possible yeah right
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Speaker 2: whatever so there's so much technology that i need to
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Speaker 2: learn still but there's a feature where If you park
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Speaker 2: in a parking spot, right, or wherever you're parked with
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Speaker 2: the car, on the remote, like on the lock-unlock button thing,
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Speaker 2: you can actually control and move your car out of
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Speaker 2: the parking spot. So it'll directly put your tires forward
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Speaker 2: or backward, and you press a little button, and it
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Speaker 2: eases on out. It's the greatest thing for a big
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Speaker 2: person ever.
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Speaker 1: It really is.
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Speaker 2: It's a big person cheat code. When Kia Mikey shares...
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Speaker 2: Same name as me. Kia Mikey was showing us some
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Speaker 2: of the features and he's like, watch this.
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Speaker 1: And I was blown away.
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Speaker 2: Bob yells in the parking lot. Greatest feature for big
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Speaker 2: people ever. Cause you got problems when somebody's close to you,
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Speaker 2: parking spots, you know.
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Speaker 1: Somebody gets too close to that door.
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Speaker 2: You got to squeeze in or maybe you're trying to like,
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Speaker 2: you know, shimmy your body.
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Speaker 1: In no more shimmying. Never again. I'm going to hit
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Speaker 1: a button.
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Speaker 2: It's going to back it out or pull forward and
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Speaker 2: straight out of the spot.
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Speaker 1: And I'm good to go.
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Speaker 2: Thank you again to our friends over at the C
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Speaker 2: Harper auto group. It's Kia boys. Now tell your ride
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Speaker 2: Bob podcast. Our friends over at the C Harper auto group.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And Brian Rust, back from injury, scored a goal, but
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Speaker 2: back at home Saturday against Dallas. It's Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 2: in the show that made us laugh, made us smile. Dude,
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Speaker 2: I loved when we did this. We had a run
16:25
Speaker 2: for like a couple weeks where we were just doing
16:26
Speaker 2: Yin's Leberties in the wild, like you would see famous
16:29
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh people in the most normal situation.
16:32
Speaker 1: So let's get to this one. Here we go. Today
16:35
Speaker 1: in Freak Show History. Today in Freak Show History.
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Speaker 2: Yinz leberties like any famous pittsburgers that you've met uh
16:50
Speaker 2: out and about in the wild.
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Speaker 14: Hey mike and bob i locked my keys and my
16:54
Speaker 14: phone in my truck at a gas station in north
16:56
Speaker 14: park a couple years ago okay and when i went
16:58
Speaker 14: inside to call Someone offered from behind me to let
17:02
Speaker 14: me use their phone to look up the number. Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: Who is it?
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Speaker 14: Who is it?
17:06
Speaker 1: Who is it going to be here?
17:07
Speaker 2: So this is a positive story about somebody that's not
17:10
Speaker 2: a Steeler.
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Speaker 1: Could be anybody. And I just turned around and said, oh,
17:13
Speaker 1: thank you. Used it.
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Speaker 14: Not realizing until after they left, it was actually Colby Armstrong.
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Speaker 8: Oh!
17:18
Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Colby to the rescue. What an interaction.
17:23
Speaker 2: Former Penguin, part of the Penguins broadcast team, and a
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Speaker 2: nice man.
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Speaker 14: But the weirdest part was he was just buying two
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Speaker 14: gallons of milk from a random-ass 7-Eleven in North Park.
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Speaker 1: Nice guy, though. That's the best. It's the part that
17:37
Speaker 1: you remember. Colby Armstrong, help me out. Nice guy, though.
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Speaker 1: Don't know why he was buying so much milk. Two
17:43
Speaker 1: gallons of milk from 7-Eleven.
17:46
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to one more here for this round.
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Speaker 2: This one has to do with former Steeler backup quarterback, really.
17:55
Speaker 2: You know, he's sort of been his backup for so long.
17:58
Speaker 2: Does a great job in the community now with his
18:00
Speaker 2: Best of the Batch Foundation.
18:01
Speaker 1: Let's hear about Charlie Batch. Hey, Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 13: I just wanted to give you guys my Steelers in
18:06
Speaker 13: the wild story. So I used to work at Nike
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Speaker 13: at the Grove City Outlets.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
18:11
Speaker 13: And one night during back-to-school season on a random weeknight,
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Speaker 13: We were getting ready to close, and this couple walks in,
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Speaker 13: and it was none other than Charlie Batch and his wife.
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Speaker 1: None other than Charlie Batch.
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Speaker 13: Um and they bought a lot of stuff oh man
18:27
Speaker 13: so i was ringing him out talking to charlie batch
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Speaker 13: and his wife and they were really nice um and
18:32
Speaker 13: my manager was standing up there with me and he
18:34
Speaker 13: asked to use our restroom well we don't have a
18:36
Speaker 13: public restroom but obviously you gotta let charlie batch use.
18:39
Speaker 2: Your toilet you do you're right if charlie toilet for
18:42
Speaker 2: charlie bad listen if charlie batch comes to my house
18:45
Speaker 2: and knocks on the door is just like mikey i
18:47
Speaker 2: gotta use your toilet you gotta let charlie batch use
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Speaker 2: your toilet which one charlie this one's got a bidet
18:51
Speaker 2: get in here Exactly right.
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Speaker 1: Your pick, Charlie.
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Speaker 13: So we let him use our break room bathroom. And
18:57
Speaker 13: when my manager came back from walking him back there,
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Speaker 13: she said into the mic, oh my God, I can't
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Speaker 13: believe Charlie Batch is peeing in our toilet.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like something you should say on the loudspeaker.
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Speaker 2: It doesn't.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like something you should say on the
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Speaker 1: loudspeaker at the Nike outlet in Grove City. Again. Oh,
19:22
Speaker 1: my God. Again, imagine being at the Nike outlet in
19:25
Speaker 1: Grove City. You're shopping.
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Speaker 2: It's toward the end of the day. So it's not
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Speaker 2: super crazy, you know. Everybody's sort of.
19:31
Speaker 1: Cleaned up, getting ready to close down for the night.
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Speaker 2: And then you just hear on the loudspeaker, is it
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Speaker 2: a price check? Is it a help at the registers? No,
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Speaker 2: it's just this.
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Speaker 13: Oh, my God.
19:40
Speaker 1: I can't believe Charlie Batch is.
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Speaker 11: Peeing in our.
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Speaker 1: Toilet.
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Speaker 2: Another sold-out show last night at the brand-new venue, Citizens
19:49
Speaker 2: Live at the Wiley. across from the arena. It was
19:51
Speaker 2: a sold-out Freya Sky show last night. Just a lot
19:55
Speaker 2: of screaming going on there. We will have a chance
19:59
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20:12
Speaker 2: 9-10 here on 96.1 KISS. It is Mikey and Bob.
20:16
Speaker 2: Pitt Volleyball lost to SMU last night. Top five matchup.
20:20
Speaker 2: Pretty good teams going at it. And I just saw, too,
20:24
Speaker 2: their next game. Like, all right, well, when do they
20:26
Speaker 2: play next? Try to, you know, right the ship there,
20:28
Speaker 2: because Pitt Volleyball was number two yesterday.
20:31
Speaker 1: In the country. SMU was five.
20:33
Speaker 2: They play SMU again Sunday down in Dallas. So little revenge,
20:37
Speaker 2: you know, serve it up on Sunday, just go beat
20:40
Speaker 2: them in Dallas.
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Speaker 1: And then we're good.
20:43
Speaker 2: By the way, congratulations to Olivia Babcock, who let's be honest,
20:47
Speaker 2: is maybe one of the.
20:50
Speaker 1: Top five greatest college athletes. Pittsburgh has ever had.
20:55
Speaker 2: I know that people will be like pit football and
20:57
Speaker 2: all the hall of.
20:58
Speaker 1: Famers, Olivia Babcock, is a monster.
21:03
Speaker 2: She set two pit volleyball records last night, one for
21:08
Speaker 2: most career kills and one for most career aces.
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Speaker 1: It's she's, she's one of one.
21:15
Speaker 2: I don't know if we'll ever see a volleyball player
21:18
Speaker 2: as good come through pit as Olivia Babcock.
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Speaker 1: She's awesome. Go support the ladies when they're at home.
21:24
Speaker 2: And, uh, Yes, check out Pitt Volleyball because they've been
21:27
Speaker 2: awesome for seasons, seasons, and seasons now.
21:30
Speaker 1: And I know we love winning in Pittsburgh.
21:33
Speaker 2: Pit women's volleyball even though they lost yesterday they do
21:36
Speaker 2: a hell of a lot of winning.
21:38
Speaker 1: All right let's check in now bob.
21:40
Speaker 2: With the pittsburgh police scanner pittsburgh police scanner again is
21:44
Speaker 2: just a couple people who will listen to the police
21:45
Speaker 2: scanner and then they post on social media they have
21:49
Speaker 2: their own website pgh-scanner.com and we like to just find
21:54
Speaker 2: out what's happening in and around our city larimer kelly
22:00
Speaker 2: street Caller says two neighbors are having a barbecue sauce
22:04
Speaker 2: and baby powder fight. And someone got hit with a
22:08
Speaker 2: steel folding chair.
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Speaker 1: What in the hell is happening? What in the WrestleMania
22:12
Speaker 1: is going on over there? That's some Larimer backyard wrestling
22:15
Speaker 1: going on right there. There's no way that's not backyard wrestling.
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Speaker 1: The way that started is like two neighbors. I heard barbecue.
22:22
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, maybe they're getting too loud. Just like, no,
22:25
Speaker 1: that was a weapon. Yeah. Barbecue sauce was a weapon. Yeah,
22:28
Speaker 1: that sounds like backyard wrestling.
22:30
Speaker 2: I did not know there was backyard wrestling happening in Larimer,
22:33
Speaker 2: but it sounds like there is some sort of backyard wrestling.
22:37
Speaker 1: My God, they got the baby powder!
22:39
Speaker 2: Seriously, first you get barbecue sauce, then you get baby powder,
22:43
Speaker 2: then you get hit with a steel... I mean, the
22:45
Speaker 2: steel folding chair gives it away. The steel chair is
22:47
Speaker 2: a giveaway. You can do baby powder and barbecue sauce
22:51
Speaker 2: fights and not think it's backyard wrestling. When the chair
22:54
Speaker 2: comes in, though... That's Larimer wrestling right there. That's what's
22:58
Speaker 2: happening in and around our city.
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Speaker 14: Ding!
23:02
Speaker 1: Kiss.
23:04
Speaker 2: Apparently, Harry Styles mentioned Pittsburgh in his show last night
23:09
Speaker 2: at Madison Square Garden. You know, he's doing his residency there.
23:11
Speaker 2: We'll get to that coming up next around 7.40. It's
23:14
Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS giving away Stuller's tickets.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
23:27
Speaker 2: We'll get you qualified for Steelers tickets real quick. I
23:30
Speaker 2: don't know if they can win, but I need to
23:32
Speaker 2: play this one because, you know, I've got to be
23:35
Speaker 2: 18 to win.
23:35
Speaker 1: And all that stuff.
23:37
Speaker 10: Here we go, Steelers.
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Speaker 2: Here we go.
23:40
Speaker 10: Here we go, Steelers.
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Speaker 1: Here we go.
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Speaker 5: Hi, Mikey and Bob. We will give the Steelers tickets.
23:48
Speaker 9: I live in.
23:50
Speaker 5: Where do I live again?
23:51
Speaker 11: New Brighton.
23:51
Speaker 1: New Brighton. All right, New Brighton. Had to ask for
23:54
Speaker 1: the backup there. Where do I live again? I live
23:57
Speaker 1: in New Brighton, and I want to take.
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Speaker 10: Mom and Dad to the Steelers, kid.
24:02
Speaker 1: It'll be my first time ever there.
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Speaker 5: Love you.
24:05
Speaker 1: That's a nice little message, right? Yeah, yeah.
24:08
Speaker 2: Got to have the phone off to Mom or Dad, though,
24:11
Speaker 2: if you want to get at her, because I don't
24:12
Speaker 2: think we can give.
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Speaker 1: You the tickets if you're just a kid.
24:14
Speaker 2: But, you know, I appreciate you sending the nice message in. Now,
24:18
Speaker 2: let's get to Cam Hayward. As Cam Hayward was talking
24:22
Speaker 2: on his Not Just Football podcast. And everything is all
24:27
Speaker 2: about everybody screaming. Aaron Rodgers is screaming at Mike McCarthy.
24:32
Speaker 2: Mike McCarthy screaming at Aaron Rodgers. TJ Watts on the
24:35
Speaker 2: sideline on the phone. screaming at you know the defensive
24:38
Speaker 2: coaches and all that so cam was asked on it's
24:41
Speaker 2: not just football podcast.
24:43
Speaker 1: About the uh sort of overblown.
24:45
Speaker 2: Reaction to some of the screaming uh in cleveland last thursday.
24:49
Speaker 12: Everybody yells like you know i understand it was a
24:53
Speaker 12: prime time game and there were so many eyes watching.
24:55
Speaker 12: But where have y'all been the last 15 years of
24:58
Speaker 12: my career? I think we all got that way. It's
25:01
Speaker 12: it's it's happened plenty of times. You know, you're not
25:05
Speaker 12: apologizing for Karen or wanting this to be a certain
25:08
Speaker 12: way because there's an expectation there. I think it's getting
25:12
Speaker 12: blown out of proportion. I didn't come home and think,
25:16
Speaker 12: oh man, I probably shouldn't have screamed. Wouldn't you want
25:20
Speaker 12: your players to get upset? If we put a camera
25:23
Speaker 12: on all the fans watching that game, you don't think
25:26
Speaker 12: you'd be screaming too?
25:28
Speaker 1: If you're not emotional, get out of my way. Yeah, Cam,
25:31
Speaker 1: that's right. Tell them, Cam. Screaming's allowed. I get in
25:34
Speaker 1: trouble all the time here for screaming.
25:36
Speaker 2: Everybody always comments on WePost video, why is this guy
25:38
Speaker 2: screaming so much?
25:39
Speaker 1: You know, people outside of Pittsburgh. Passion. That's it. It's passion.
25:43
Speaker 2: I feel like it was the McCarthy and Rogers camera
25:45
Speaker 2: work that Amazon caught perfectly. Whoever was running that camera
25:50
Speaker 2: at it. at that point and caught the back and
25:53
Speaker 2: forth there did them kind of dirty yeah so that
25:56
Speaker 2: kind of threw fire on everything that's why amazon got
25:59
Speaker 2: all them cameras for thursday night football uh then cam
26:02
Speaker 2: hayward on his podcast not just football was of course
26:04
Speaker 2: talking about the joey porter jr trade and you know
26:08
Speaker 2: how that all played out with him going down to
26:09
Speaker 2: dallas all.
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Speaker 12: The players just wanted to be done with like we
26:12
Speaker 12: all wanted you know just to work out in pittsburgh
26:15
Speaker 12: i don't think there's anybody in our locker room that
26:17
Speaker 12: said no joey shouldn't be paid like I honestly thought
26:21
Speaker 12: it would get done. I didn't ever think it was
26:23
Speaker 12: going to lead to a trade. We thought eventually there
26:26
Speaker 12: was going to be some, whether it was him playing
26:29
Speaker 12: or them trying to work on a contract, but It
26:32
Speaker 12: never came to fruition. All I can say is I'm
26:34
Speaker 12: still going to be a fan of Joey wherever he goes.
26:37
Speaker 12: I have a lot of respect for the Porters. You know,
26:39
Speaker 12: as much as this game is about loyalty and we
26:43
Speaker 12: want everybody to succeed. You know, I watched JJ get
26:46
Speaker 12: drafted here. You know, his dad being so proud of him.
26:50
Speaker 12: And I know there's, you know, a lot of hard
26:52
Speaker 12: feelings and there should be. I know a lot of
26:54
Speaker 12: Steelers fans care about JJ, even though they don't want
26:56
Speaker 12: to admit it, but they do. And they care about seniority.
27:00
Speaker 12: I wish we could always put that to the side
27:02
Speaker 12: because I think it just takes away, uh, for loving
27:07
Speaker 12: what both guys have done.
27:09
Speaker 1: For, you know, the Steelers.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
27:11
Speaker 2: Uh, the Porter family is like Steelers legends, you know,
27:16
Speaker 2: it's dad and now junior obviously gone, but I just,
27:21
Speaker 2: the way the whole situation played out and everything, it sucks,
27:24
Speaker 2: but mess, you know, kids, some people have said that
27:27
Speaker 2: Joey Porter, like, senior was wearing like a cowboy's just
27:31
Speaker 2: like he's supporting his kids right like yeah.
27:35
Speaker 1: That's it's like when your kid goes to college out
27:37
Speaker 1: of state.
27:38
Speaker 2: Right you know and you're wearing a delaware university hat
27:42
Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do does it mean you
27:45
Speaker 2: like hate pitt now nah it just means you're supporting
27:48
Speaker 2: your kid that's all so i can't make some sense
27:51
Speaker 2: with what he's saying there but You know, obviously some
27:54
Speaker 2: people are.
27:54
Speaker 1: Just going to be like, plays for the Cowboys now?
27:57
Speaker 2: Screw him. Don't even care about him or his family
28:00
Speaker 2: as human beings anymore. So Steelers at home Sunday. Take
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28:09
Speaker 1: Here we go, Steelers. You want to get qualified for tickets.
28:12
Speaker 8: All right.
28:12
Speaker 2: Harry Styles was talking about Pittsburgh yesterday at his Madison
28:15
Speaker 2: Square Garden residency.
28:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very random. We'll get to that coming up next.
28:20
Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
28:23
Speaker 2: Hey, our friend Lauren sent us a message on Instagram.
28:29
Speaker 2: You can follow me and Bob on there at FSMikey,
28:31
Speaker 2: at FSBigBob. She said, my friend was at the Harry
28:35
Speaker 2: Styles concert at Madison Square Garden and reported to me,
28:39
Speaker 2: said Harry Styles had a really great Poke Bowl in
28:43
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh once. He said it at his show since there
28:47
Speaker 2: was a couple there from Pittsburgh. And then the Harry
28:53
Speaker 2: Styles Together Tour, I guess, Instagram account, they posted the quote.
28:59
Speaker 2: Here is the quote of what Harry Styles said at
29:02
Speaker 2: his show at Madison Square Garden. I once had a
29:05
Speaker 2: very good Poke Bowl in Pittsburgh. Quite risky now that
29:09
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it.
29:11
Speaker 1: Isn't it landlocked? I wouldn't recommend it. I got lucky.
29:16
Speaker 2: Harry Styles at his show at Madison Square Garden talking
29:19
Speaker 2: about how he had a good Poke Bowl once at Pittsburgh,
29:21
Speaker 2: but now that he thinks about it, might not have
29:23
Speaker 2: been his best choice. Hey, Harry, I don't know if
29:26
Speaker 2: you know, but we got three rivers here, bud.
29:30
Speaker 1: We got all the water you need, huh? You like seafood?
29:34
Speaker 1: You've come to the right place. Landlocked. We got rivers, bud.
29:38
Speaker 1: It's a celebration of Riverland. Harry.
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Speaker 2: You might have had some carp or catfish in that
29:43
Speaker 2: pokey bowl, but you liked it, didn't you, Harry Styles?
29:47
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Speaker 1: Hi, guys.
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Speaker 10: Jamie, the SLP here.
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Speaker 5: A couple things.
29:57
Speaker 11: Catching up on the podcast, and someone has a cat
29:59
Speaker 11: named Hash Brown, and they call it Hashy.
30:02
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hashy the Brown?
30:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of our wonderful listeners. Aunt Kaka has
30:06
Speaker 2: a cat named Hashy the Brown.
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Speaker 5: Is that supposed to be like Rashy the Clown?
30:11
Speaker 11: Because if so, that's great.
30:12
Speaker 5: I love it.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't even realize that, that Hashy the Brown
30:16
Speaker 2: is kind of Rashy the Clown. Which is a fictional
30:19
Speaker 2: clown that we.
30:22
Speaker 1: Tell stories about around Halloween. I don't know. We have
30:24
Speaker 1: a weird show here. Follow along.
30:25
Speaker 5: Potato-based names are excellent.
30:29
Speaker 1: Okay. Potato-based names are excellent? Like for cats?
30:32
Speaker 5: For cats. I myself have a tater tot.
30:35
Speaker 1: Oh, a tater tot. That's good right there.
30:38
Speaker 11: And we call her Tots.
30:39
Speaker 5: And it's just, why not?
30:41
Speaker 6: Cats are perfect little potato-named animals.
30:44
Speaker 1: Okay, are cats perfect potato-named animals?
30:47
Speaker 2: Because I feel like the two potato-related names you need
30:52
Speaker 2: to call cats.
30:53
Speaker 1: For a smaller cat.
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Speaker 2: That's going to be French fry. Like, you get a
30:58
Speaker 2: smaller cat, you call it French fry. French fry's a
31:00
Speaker 2: good name, yeah. French fry's nice.
31:02
Speaker 1: What about for a chubby cat? Chubby cat? Yeah, yeah.
31:05
Speaker 1: It's got to be tater.
31:07
Speaker 2: It's got to be tater. It looks like a tater.
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Speaker 2: It moves like a tater. You just got to call
31:14
Speaker 2: a big cat. If we're going potato-related names only.
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Speaker 1: On a cat.
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Speaker 2: It's just tater over there on the couch.
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Speaker 1: Moving a little slow, little older cat.
31:23
Speaker 2: You know, when people ask his name, sometimes they give
31:26
Speaker 2: you Big Tater. It's Big Tater right there. You don't
31:30
Speaker 2: mess with me. Hey, don't sit there on the couch.
31:33
Speaker 1: That's Big Tater spots. You know what? She's right. If
31:36
Speaker 1: you got cats, potato-related names for them. Solid. Kind of
31:40
Speaker 1: do hit.
31:41
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31:49
Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob. 96 Long Hits. The Mikey and
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Speaker 1: Bob Podcast.
31:55
Speaker 2: Hey, I need to ask you, Bob, how did everything
31:57
Speaker 2: go last night? Did you watch your Chicago shows? I
32:00
Speaker 2: know that's your big thing on Wednesday nights on NBC.
32:03
Speaker 2: Season premieres last night for the three Chicagos.
32:06
Speaker 1: Only got fire and only got PD in. Yeah, they
32:10
Speaker 1: were good. They were good.
32:11
Speaker 2: Chicago Med was kicked to three in the morning because
32:14
Speaker 2: of the gubernatorial debate that was on WPXI last night.
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Speaker 1: What a fart in the wind that was, too.
32:20
Speaker 2: I had an honest background just because I was waiting
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Speaker 2: for Chicago.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. It just stinks.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96 on Kiss. Let's
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Speaker 15: Hey, Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 6: It's Katie.
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Speaker 13: I'm from Pittsburgh, but I've been living in Maryland for
32:36
Speaker 13: like the last 11 years or so, I want to say.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 15: And catch up on the podcast daily.
32:42
Speaker 2: I was really interested in seeing who you guys had
32:45
Speaker 2: for governor when.
32:46
Speaker 13: I heard it was Josh Shapiro versus the lady who
32:48
Speaker 13: bites people.
32:49
Speaker 2: Okay, that's Bob's description of the two that were facing
32:53
Speaker 2: off last night.
32:53
Speaker 1: She looks like a.
32:54
Speaker 2: Creepy doll that was granted a wish and became alive.
32:58
Speaker 2: And now that creepy doll has turned on society and
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Speaker 2: bites people.
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Speaker 5: And y'all ain't wrong.
33:05
Speaker 2: It looks like she literally would bite somebody and eat them.
33:09
Speaker 1: So good luck with your governor race, I guess. I guess.
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Speaker 2: Bye.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. She's a bite risk.
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Speaker 11: She is.
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Speaker 1: She's a bite risk.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's change the mood of the show now
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Speaker 2: and do something positive. Let's do some Say Something Nice.
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Speaker 2: How about that? Because we got a couple people who
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Speaker 1: The opposite of what just happened.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: That was.
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Speaker 2: Say something nice. You look like you bite people.
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Speaker 1: All right. I don't know if we. Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Say something nice.
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Speaker 7: Good morning, Mikey and Big Bob. Christine, also known as
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Speaker 7: Grandma C. I'm one of those grandmas who bakes and smokes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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Speaker 2: Those are some of my favorite grannies. Some of your
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Speaker 2: favorite smoke and bake. Some of your favorite humans, you know.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Granny C.
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Speaker 7: I wanted to say how proud I am of my
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Speaker 7: daughter-in-law who gave birth to twin baby boys last week. Wow.
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Speaker 7: They are all perfect and doing well.
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Speaker 1: Congratulations, childbirth. Last week. A couple of twins, too, yeah.
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Speaker 1: On my birthday? No, your birthday. Real birthday twins! birthday's
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Speaker 1: new year's day bud all right let's get.
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Speaker 2: It say something nice say something nice hold on it's
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Speaker 2: ant kaka one of our favorite um talkback messengers of
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Speaker 2: the show ant kaka.
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Speaker 16: Hi boys hey it's ant kaka um.
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Speaker 7: I would like to Ooh-wee Say something nice Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Alright, we're gonna do a little ooh-wee with Aunt Kaka here.
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Speaker 2: Ooh-wee Aunt Kaka Say something nice Say something nice.
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Speaker 1: Shoot, the person driving in front of me.
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Speaker 2: Right now Okay, whoever's driving in front of Aunt Kaka
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Speaker 2: This is.
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Speaker 15: For you The license plate is pie Pie?
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Speaker 1: Just pie, that's it And it's not P1E.
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Speaker 5: It's literally the word pie. And you made my morning.
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Speaker 1: So I hope you have a good morning.
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Speaker 8: Wow.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Love you. Wow. Okay. Who has it? This person locked
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Speaker 1: down the real pie plate?
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Speaker 2: P-I-E, just pie? Gotta respect it. I didn't even know
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Speaker 2: you could have a three-letter license plate.
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Speaker 1: I bet you it's a granny that smokes and bakes
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Speaker 1: is driving that car. Oh, my gosh. You think so? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You think that's what it is? Pie? Oh, yeah. You
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Speaker 1: think she's a pie baker? Is that what it is?
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Speaker 1: A granny who smokes and bakes is there? Uh-huh. Driving
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Speaker 1: the pie mobile? Oh, my gosh.
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Speaker 2: P-I-E. I can't believe somebody got the pie license plate.
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Speaker 2: Gotta respect it. Gotta respect it. Especially if it's a
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Speaker 2: granny who bakes and smokes. One of your favorite things.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: We will get to a naked Florida story that happened
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Speaker 11: Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's Rini from Dayton. I was
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we play the screw up track from time to
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Speaker 1: We're not really good at talking.
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Speaker 11: It reminded me of before my surgery, my brain fog
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Love you all. Have a good day. Well, brain frog happening.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. When I was going through like I mean, when
38:02
Speaker 2: I was peak going through my concussion stuff, I it
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Speaker 1: It was bad.
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Speaker 2: I'd do things like that all the time. I'd brain
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Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here. Good morning, boys.
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Speaker 7: Just driving into work here on this beautiful Thursday.
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Speaker 1: It's nice.
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Speaker 2: Got to be honest.
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Speaker 5: It's been a rough week. Life's been kind of kicking
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Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we've also made a compilation of some
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Speaker 2: of the best laughs that Bob has ever had on
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Speaker 2: the show because he has such a great laugh.
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Speaker 1: So you know what?
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Speaker 2: If you're like her and you're in a little bad
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39:29
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40:15
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Speaker 2: Now, there's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the
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Speaker 2: news and making our show. And there's always weird things
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Speaker 2: happening down in the state of Florida. And sometimes we
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Speaker 2: get a naked Florida story. Here we go down to Florida.
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Speaker 17: Attention all listeners of The Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: It's time to travel to the Sunshine State.
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Speaker 5: Yes!
41:48
Speaker 1: It happened again.
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Speaker 2: It's another Florida story.
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Speaker 1: Yep, down to Florida we go.
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Speaker 17: A happy meal turned sour at a Golden Gate McDonald's.
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Speaker 15: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: A happy meal turned sour down in Florida. Uh-oh.
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Speaker 1: What happened? Collier County deputies responded to reports of John
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Speaker 1: Lee St. Juiced exposing his genitals in front of the
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Speaker 1: Golden Arches. You don't do that in front of the Golden...
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Speaker 1: You don't do that anywhere in public, but I mean.
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Speaker 2: Why would you show the golden arches that?
42:16
Speaker 1: The golden arches don't want to see that. Outside McDonald's?
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Speaker 1: Don't show yourself to the golden arches, you know? I
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Speaker 1: don't know what you heard about the adult Happy Meal, bud,
42:27
Speaker 1: but this is... Not it. It's not how you get one.
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Speaker 1: Tell your county deputy, say St. Drew's admits to exposing himself.
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Speaker 1: This is not the first time he's been arrested for
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Speaker 1: indecent exposure. All right, so he's done it before, too.
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Speaker 1: Maybe they should keep him in there. Okay, hold on.
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Speaker 1: Now we got to talk to somebody. Talk to the
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Speaker 1: guy outside McDonald's?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you watch the news and you don't think of
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Speaker 2: stuff like this because we're just programmed to watch the
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Speaker 2: news and the same formula for each story and everything
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Speaker 2: like that. This person went to some random guy outside
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Speaker 2: McDonald's and said, hey, Some guy just had his genitals
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Speaker 2: out here.
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Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Maybe they should keep
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Speaker 1: him in there. Maybe put like a belt that has
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Speaker 1: like a lock on it or something like that. Wait
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Speaker 1: a minute. Hold on.
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Speaker 2: You want to keep him in the McDonald's? Keep him
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Speaker 2: inside McDonald's and lock up his genitals? Like you're... Put
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Speaker 2: a device on him and lock him down?
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Speaker 1: But he's got to stay inside McDonald's. Listen though, things
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Speaker 1: are different down in Florida. This might be... Put him
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Speaker 1: in the senior section where they drink the coffee.
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Speaker 2: No, no, you remember like growing up in the 80s,
43:28
Speaker 2: McDonald's in like the 90s had the playscapes outside?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And there was the Mayor McCheese head that was
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Speaker 1: like jail bars? Put him in there! Put him in there!
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Speaker 17: In the arrest report, workers at McDonald's say they saw St.
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Speaker 17: Juice come out of the bathroom with his genitals exposed.
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Speaker 1: Tate Joost was.
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Speaker 17: Arrested for indecent exposure and admitted to the crime after
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Speaker 17: deputies said it was all caught on video.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all caught on video, so he gets arrested.
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Speaker 2: And, you know, maybe we should put a belt on
43:59
Speaker 2: him with a lock on it so, you know, he
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Speaker 2: can't expose his genitals ever again at McDonald's.
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Speaker 1: Keep him in there, though.
44:06
Speaker 2: It is Florida and a naked person making the show
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Speaker 2: once again.
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Speaker 16: It's a nice, crisp, sunny fall day today.
44:18
Speaker 1: Go outside and roll around. Roll around?
44:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, just roll around on the grass or something today.
44:26
Speaker 2: Highs in the low 70s. It'll be sunny and nice out.
44:28
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Speaker 17: I don't know.
44:54
Speaker 1: That's a lot. That is hype right there. Add some energy.
44:58
Speaker 2: For a Thursday morning. Earlier in the show, we were
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Speaker 2: playing a clip of Mike McCarthy. He was speaking to
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Speaker 2: the media yesterday, and somebody asked, hey, how's the house
45:06
Speaker 2: cleaning going? Remember he said we got to clean up
45:08
Speaker 2: the house? And people thought, does that mean... He wants
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Speaker 2: to clean house, like fire everybody, just like clean up
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Speaker 2: some plays and some penalties and mistakes. And Mike McCarthy
45:20
Speaker 2: was asked how the cleaning's going.
45:21
Speaker 1: I mean, it was, it was good.
45:23
Speaker 4: I think anytime you have extra time and I mean, that's,
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Speaker 4: that's really my normal process. When you do have, you know,
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Speaker 4: the extra days that to make sure you spend a
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Speaker 4: little more time working on the things that you need
45:34
Speaker 4: to work on. I mean, it's I assumed everybody does
45:36
Speaker 4: it like that. That's why you, It's been part of
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Speaker 4: my coaching career going back to the days as an assistant.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Mike McCarthy had a little extra time this week.
45:46
Speaker 1: He pulled out the Swiffer. Yeah. You think that's what
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Speaker 1: it is?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You know, I can never get the Swiffer working. What
45:53
Speaker 1: do you mean? Like, I don't know. Like, you got
45:55
Speaker 1: to put the pad on. You have the one that
45:57
Speaker 1: sprays the juice? Yeah. Yeah, I love that thing. Yeah,
46:00
Speaker 1: but I can never get it working right. I don't know.
46:03
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You just.
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Speaker 2: I just, the pad with the Velcro. You put the
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Speaker 2: pad on. Nah, maybe I'm just too aggressive of a Swiffer.
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Speaker 2: It never sticks on right, you know? I don't think
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Speaker 2: I've ever had not stick on. I'm not good with
46:16
Speaker 2: the Swiffer, man.
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Speaker 1: I'm not.
46:18
Speaker 2: But listen, I love the noise that it makes when
46:21
Speaker 2: you hit the Swiffer and it lets the goo out,
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Speaker 2: you know?
46:24
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that, man. It just sprays. I like
46:28
Speaker 1: the Swiffer. Big Swiffer guy. Yeah, I like this. McCarthy, too.
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Speaker 1: Big Swiffer guy. You know what I like?
46:34
Speaker 2: I like the Swiffer, the dusting Swiffer stuff. The wand thing?
46:39
Speaker 2: Love the wand thing. And then you get the extension.
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
46:43
Speaker 1: I'm 6'9.
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Speaker 16: I think you need the extension at any point. Well,
46:46
Speaker 16: I mean, I got really tall. I'm like, when you
46:48
Speaker 16: walk right into my house, you're on a tall ceiling. Yeah,
46:51
Speaker 16: that tall ceiling. You get spider webs up there and
46:53
Speaker 16: stuff like that. Not on your watch.
46:56
Speaker 2: Oh, no. Not with me with a full extended Swiffer.
46:59
Speaker 2: I can pretty much, you know, I can dust the
47:02
Speaker 2: top of trees. What are we talking about right here?
47:06
Speaker 1: Oh, Mike McCarthy.
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Speaker 2: Big Swiffer guy. Yeah, redding up the house. They used
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Speaker 2: to call him the Greenfield Swiffer.
47:12
Speaker 1: Oh, man. Greenfield Swiffer.
47:14
Speaker 2: I don't know about that because Swiffers weren't around when
47:16
Speaker 2: he was growing up in Greenfield. So being the Greenfield
47:19
Speaker 2: Swiffer meant something totally different than it does now, but.
47:27
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to Aaron Rodgers here. Let me
47:29
Speaker 1: find my X-Files music.
47:33
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers talking to media yesterday about moving on from
47:37
Speaker 2: loss in Cleveland.
47:39
Speaker 18: Another page gets turned the day after the game. You know,
47:41
Speaker 18: we just talked about some self-scouting stuff and moved on
47:45
Speaker 18: to Indy.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Moving on to Indy now. Self-scouting they did.
47:51
Speaker 1: They're ready for Indy now.
47:53
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers is also asked about all the swearing and
47:56
Speaker 2: yelling that seems to be dominating the Steelers' conversation this week.
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Speaker 18: I think it is a positive. Player-led teams are the
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Speaker 18: best teams. I think any time you're seeing the fire
48:08
Speaker 18: and the passion from all those guys, it's a good thing.
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Speaker 1: He said player-led teams are the best teams.
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Speaker 2: I feel like Cam and Rodgers now are just like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: I like that fire.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
48:18
Speaker 2: Everybody fired up. It's all about accountability, and they're fired up.
48:21
Speaker 2: Yelling swear words at each other is a good thing.
48:24
Speaker 5: Yeah.
48:24
Speaker 2: He also said player-led teams are a good thing. I
48:29
Speaker 2: don't know about that. Player coach, Aaron Rodgers?
48:32
Speaker 1: No, no.
48:33
Speaker 2: No, I just think player-led teams where the players, like
48:36
Speaker 2: the older guys, the Aaron Rodgers, the TJs, the Kams,
48:40
Speaker 2: they want accountability. That's why they're going to get angry.
48:44
Speaker 2: They're not rookies in this anymore. But also....
48:48
Speaker 1: When Aaron Rodgers said player-led teams are the best, I
48:51
Speaker 1: don't know if I agree with him. You know why?
48:54
Speaker 2: Because Aaron Rodgers is leading this team. And DK Metcalf
48:58
Speaker 2: thinks there is a society under the ice in Antarctica.
49:03
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he believes that because of something Aaron
49:05
Speaker 2: Rodgers told him. So when we say player-led teams and accountability,
49:10
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a guy like Cam Hayward. Not so
49:14
Speaker 2: much Aaron Rodgers. We need sitcom dad Cam to take
49:18
Speaker 2: the lead.
49:18
Speaker 1: If Aaron Rodgers is leaving.
49:20
Speaker 2: all of us, we're going to die of dysentery if
49:23
Speaker 2: we're on the Oregon Trail here. I bet Aaron Rodgers
49:26
Speaker 2: doesn't trust a robot vacuum in his house.
49:29
Speaker 1: You don't think?
49:30
Speaker 2: You think he's just Swiffering everything because he can't trust
49:33
Speaker 2: the robots? I think Rod thinks the vacuum's watching him.
49:42
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers, not a big fan of robo-vacuums. He likes
49:47
Speaker 2: to just Swiffer. That's what he learned from Mike McCarthy
49:51
Speaker 2: when he was in Green Bay, too. Our Steeler coverage
49:54
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49:57
Speaker 1: We are off the track. Mike McCarthy, big Swiffer guy, though.
50:01
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Speaker 5: and hold on to shorts as long as they can,
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Speaker 5: it was definitely going to be you.
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Speaker 1: So I am.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I am just flabbergasted by the early shorts.
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Speaker 1: You feeling all right?
51:20
Speaker 2: You let some people down yesterday, Bob, by wearing pants.
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Speaker 2: Everybody thought you were going to wear shorts until like
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Speaker 2: stuff-a-bus time or something.
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Speaker 1: I feel like that was my earliest pants ever, too.
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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed. It's okay, though.
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Speaker 7: I am.
51:32
Speaker 1: I'm ashamed. Are you wearing pants today? No, I'm wearing shorts. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so the shorts are back on.
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Speaker 2: So was it even worth it then for a one-day pants?
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Speaker 1: It was cold yesterday, man.
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Speaker 5: All right.
51:42
Speaker 1: Let's get to another message here. It's our friend Mills
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Speaker 1: on the Mott. Hey, Mills, I'm out here.
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Speaker 7: I just wanted to wish you all a happy IUP
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Speaker 7: homecoming weekend, baby.
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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say birthday. No, thank you.
51:52
Speaker 2: It's not your birthday. Your birthday is New Year's Day.
51:55
Speaker 2: It's IUP homecoming. That's where Mills went to college at.
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Speaker 13: For real, if any alumni or people go back to
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Speaker 13: check out Indiana.
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Speaker 15: It's beautiful what they've done to Philly Street and campus.
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Speaker 1: Pretty cool.
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Speaker 2: Go check it out.
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Speaker 1: All right, there you go.
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Speaker 2: If you're in town for IUP homecoming, Mills on the
52:11
Speaker 2: Mount says check it out. There's a lot of improvements
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Speaker 2: and upgrades they've done. Did your daughter ever go on
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Speaker 2: a tour up there before she picked Pitt?
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 1: I took Jordan up there. IUP's awesome, dude. Well, I know.
52:22
Speaker 1: We've been there a couple times. Like small towns. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Great.
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Speaker 5: Great.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right. Anything else you want to say about IUP?
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Speaker 1: I just liked it when I was there, man. All right.
52:33
Speaker 1: And maybe me and you should go back to college.
52:35
Speaker 1: Ripping up and homecoming. We would not survive an IUP
52:39
Speaker 1: homecoming weekend.
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Speaker 8: Or.
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Speaker 1: IUP wouldn't survive. Cry more of that. All right, let's
52:47
Speaker 1: get to another talkback message here.
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Speaker 15: Hey, Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 5: So I'm just thinking about how they said Cindy Crosby
52:54
Speaker 5: likes to have a little bit of Lego pants.
52:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about this earlier this week with
52:59
Speaker 2: the Penguins having their home opener, you know, last weekend.
53:04
Speaker 2: I was wondering if they were going to use me yelling,
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Speaker 2: can I get a Let's Go Pens after every goal
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Speaker 2: they score at home. And yeah, they are using this
53:13
Speaker 2: again this season.
53:13
Speaker 1: Can I get a Let's Go Pens?
53:19
Speaker 2: All right, so they've been using that for a little while.
53:21
Speaker 2: We've heard that Sidney Crosby likes it. That's why it's
53:23
Speaker 2: sticking around.
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Speaker 1: And what if?
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Speaker 5: We hear from Sidney Crosby that he loves that Bob
53:29
Speaker 5: gets wished happy birthday every day.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
53:32
Speaker 5: Mikey, what are you going to do? Like, you can't say, no,
53:34
Speaker 5: it's not.
53:35
Speaker 1: I can.
53:36
Speaker 5: We can't throw off the Sidney Crosby juju.
53:38
Speaker 1: So, like, maybe we shouldn't be so, you.
53:40
Speaker 5: Know, negative about it because what if Sidney Crosby loves it?
53:42
Speaker 2: No, listen, Sidney Crosby does not listen to our show
53:45
Speaker 2: on a regular basis.
53:46
Speaker 1: Sidney Crosby is a creature habit, Mikey. Like, it's superstitious.
53:52
Speaker 2: Maybe he has to check in and have somebody tell
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Speaker 2: me happy birthday, Bob.
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Speaker 1: Okay. On a daily.
53:58
Speaker 2: You think Sidney Crosby, like, driving to the rink every day,
54:02
Speaker 2: he shows up for practice or something, somebody maybe tells him, like, hey,
54:06
Speaker 2: it was Bob's birthday again on the radio. And Sid's like,
54:08
Speaker 2: all right, well, get ready for a goal tonight, then.
54:11
Speaker 2: We're locked in for the day. Maybe that's how he
54:13
Speaker 2: starts the day, man. Do you think Sid treats you
54:16
Speaker 2: like a... Lucky jockstrap. I'm like that lucky jockstrap that
54:23
Speaker 2: hangs in his locker.
54:24
Speaker 1: Don't think that's it. You're dirty. Stinky. A little rough
54:33
Speaker 1: around the edges. What brings that luck every time?
54:37
Speaker 2: Sidney Crosby, Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. They're playing
54:40
Speaker 2: New Year's Day this year, aren't they?
54:43
Speaker 1: Oh, man. You want to see Sidney Crosby score seven
54:46
Speaker 1: goals in a game? Watch out.
54:48
Speaker 2: If you went to Citizens Live at the Wiley last
54:51
Speaker 2: night for the sold-out Freya Sky show, and you're thinking, man,
54:54
Speaker 2: that was awesome. I want to run that back. When's
54:56
Speaker 2: she coming next? Well, who knows when she'll be back
54:59
Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. We can send you to go see Freya
55:03
Speaker 2: Sky in New York City, part of our iHeartRadio Jingle Ball.
55:06
Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden with Somber and Alex Warren, Hillary Duff,
55:10
Speaker 2: Sienna Spiro, Tomorrow by Together, Stella Lefty, Charlie Puth, Teddy Swims.
55:16
Speaker 1: It's a big show.
55:17
Speaker 2: We'll give you a chance to try to win a
55:18
Speaker 2: trip out there and $ 1, 000 coming up next year on
55:21
Speaker 2: 96.1 KISS.
55:21
Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
55:23
Speaker 2: I was just checking out our movers Facebook group that,
55:26
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of dedicated listeners of our show
55:28
Speaker 2: are part of.
55:29
Speaker 1: It's over like 500 members and everything like that.
55:32
Speaker 2: I just saw our buddy Gio from Cleveland has posted
55:36
Speaker 2: in the movers Facebook group.
55:39
Speaker 1: And he's had his first Pilgrim of the Season from get-go.
55:42
Speaker 1: That's right.
55:42
Speaker 2: Posted a picture of him with his first Pilgrim. That's
55:45
Speaker 2: a fun place if you're a listener of our show.
55:48
Speaker 2: Pilgrim's back, by the way. That place, Movers Group on Facebook,
55:53
Speaker 2: it just runs itself. It's pretty cool to check out listeners.
55:56
Speaker 2: Just like, you ever see Geo from Cleveland? He's showing
55:59
Speaker 2: off his first Pilgrim of the Season there. Every now
56:01
Speaker 2: and then, me and you will check in there and
56:03
Speaker 2: say something. But it's literally just everybody hanging out together. Yeah,
56:06
Speaker 2: it's pretty cool. All right, let's get to some more
56:08
Speaker 2: of your talkback messages here. Again, we want to send
56:10
Speaker 2: you a Steelers game on Sunday. Listen, I know they
56:13
Speaker 2: lost the last game. They're 2-2 right now. But if
56:17
Speaker 2: the Steelers beat the Colts on Sunday, then we're 3-2
56:21
Speaker 2: and everybody's back in and we're feeling good again. So
56:24
Speaker 2: all you got to do is send us a talkback
56:26
Speaker 2: message with your name, where you're from, with some Here
56:27
Speaker 2: We Go Steelers hype, and you're qualified for tickets.
56:30
Speaker 1: Here we go, Steelers. Here we go.
56:33
Speaker 12: Woo!
56:33
Speaker 1: Just like that. Oh, my gosh. I would love to
56:35
Speaker 1: go see the Steelers this weekend. I've never been to
56:38
Speaker 1: the Heinz Stadium, unfortunately. And I guess not even Akershire.
56:42
Speaker 1: So it would be awesome to go.
56:44
Speaker 2: See our guys.
56:45
Speaker 7: All right.
56:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
56:46
Speaker 2: All right.
56:46
Speaker 1: You're qualified for tickets. Here we go, Steelers. Yeah.
56:50
Speaker 13: Listen, I've lived here my whole life.
56:52
Speaker 1: Yeah. About to be 38.
56:54
Speaker 2: Never been.
56:54
Speaker 1: Been to hundreds of Pirates games.
56:56
Speaker 7: Hundreds.
56:56
Speaker 1: Hundreds of Penguins games.
56:58
Speaker 3: Okay.
56:59
Speaker 1: Ain't never been to a single stillage camp.
57:02
Speaker 2: Failing as a yinzer here i don't know if i
57:04
Speaker 2: can handle that much longer all right anyway i'm kelsey
57:07
Speaker 2: i'm from mars all right kelsey from mars you're qualified
57:09
Speaker 2: for some stillage tickets hey hambonies amboni bill from brunswick
57:14
Speaker 2: ohio hey boys this weekend my family's gonna be in
57:17
Speaker 2: town visiting my sister's family so i figured you know
57:19
Speaker 2: if i gotta stick around time i'm gonna be in
57:21
Speaker 2: town i might as well stay.
57:23
Speaker 1: A little longer and go to the stiller.
57:25
Speaker 2: Game here we go stillers here we go.
57:28
Speaker 3: Oh wow it's a loud bill from brunswick ohio this
57:33
Speaker 3: morning all right you're qualified for tickets again just send
57:35
Speaker 3: us a talkback message through the free iheart radio app
57:37
Speaker 3: let's get to one more message here hey.
57:40
Speaker 15: Guys i just wanted to say you have a knack
57:42
Speaker 15: for coming up with slogans and jingles that really stick
57:46
Speaker 15: in your mind for like intros to segments on the
57:48
Speaker 15: show because I was pouring my cereal this morning with
57:53
Speaker 15: some milk and I found myself saying milk milk milk
57:56
Speaker 15: milk milk the Steelers content yeah you're like stuck in
58:00
Speaker 15: my brain all the time have a great.
58:02
Speaker 2: Day well it's not a bad thing that we're stuck
58:04
Speaker 2: in your brain all the time show ticks happen all
58:06
Speaker 2: the time even when you don't expect them to you're
58:09
Speaker 2: just sitting there getting your breakfast cereal ready You got
58:14
Speaker 2: the bowl. You got the cereal in there. You get
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Speaker 2: the milk out. You start pouring the milk.
58:20
Speaker 1: All of a sudden.
58:21
Speaker 2: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content. Milk, milk, milk, milk,
58:27
Speaker 2: milk the Steelers content.
58:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
58:29
Speaker 2: We have a weird show, and some reason we stick
58:33
Speaker 2: with you even when you're not listening to our show.
58:35
Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance at $ 1, 000. Good luck.
58:38
Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob on 96 one kiss. And
58:42
Speaker 2: if you watch Ted Lasso, the season four premiere just
58:46
Speaker 2: happened yesterday. It's such a great show. It was great
58:49
Speaker 2: for three seasons when he coached the men's team, Jason Sudeikis,
58:53
Speaker 2: you know, AFC Richmond.
58:54
Speaker 1: And then it was the finale, right? Yeah.
58:56
Speaker 2: Season four finale came out yesterday. Such a great show.
58:59
Speaker 2: It makes you feel good vibes and everything. They did
59:02
Speaker 2: another good season of it. But is there going to
59:05
Speaker 2: be a season five of Ted Lasso? The guy who
59:08
Speaker 2: plays Coach Beard, Brendan Hunt, was asked about that. Is
59:11
Speaker 2: Jason Sudeikis going to do a season five? There was
59:13
Speaker 2: only supposed to be three, and then he took some
59:16
Speaker 2: time off, and Jason Sudeikis came back for four, right?
59:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, he coached a women's team and everything. Let's see.
59:23
Speaker 2: Brendan Hunt says he plays his cards close to the chest.
59:26
Speaker 2: I'm not privy to whatever poker game I hope is
59:28
Speaker 2: happening between the powers that be.
59:29
Speaker 1: Nothing's 100% decided.
59:32
Speaker 2: I think we've always basically hoped we were coming back
59:34
Speaker 2: for more than just one, but if it ends up
59:35
Speaker 2: being just one, then okay, that's fine. It did end nicely.
59:38
Speaker 2: We'll just have to see. They could walk away from
59:41
Speaker 2: Ted Lasso now and we'd be like, all right, good.
59:43
Speaker 2: They did four good seasons of it.
59:45
Speaker 1: Could be it.
59:47
Speaker 2: It could be it, but there also could be a
59:48
Speaker 2: season five, so we'll have to wait and see. with
59:52
Speaker 2: me hey do you remember yesterday on the show we
59:54
Speaker 2: got a talkback message from uh the father of butt
59:58
Speaker 2: juice kid who will leave us talkback messages during the
1:00:02
Speaker 2: pirate season and tell us that the pirates are butt
1:00:04
Speaker 2: juice yeah yeah i do and he said how he
1:00:07
Speaker 2: had a tens machine you know it you know gets
1:00:10
Speaker 2: everything the muscle stimulator it's like a electric yeah yeah
1:00:15
Speaker 2: and his son butt juice kid uh He was supposed
1:00:18
Speaker 2: to use it for his arm because of a baseball
1:00:21
Speaker 2: soreness and put the TENS machine on his butt cheeks. Now,
1:00:25
Speaker 2: I've never done anything like that before, but let's get
1:00:28
Speaker 2: to our buddy George here.
1:00:29
Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on, fellas? George here, catching up on
1:00:32
Speaker 1: Wednesday Morning's podcast. Mike's saying that he's only ever put
1:00:36
Speaker 1: the TENS machine on his back. Sounds a lot like
1:00:39
Speaker 1: Bob when he said he didn't break the toilet. All right, George.
1:00:44
Speaker 2: You don't believe me that I only use the TENS
1:00:46
Speaker 2: machine on my back? Well, guess what? You found out
1:00:49
Speaker 2: my secret.
1:00:50
Speaker 1: Oh, boy, George. You called me out. You cracked the case, George. Yep,
1:00:54
Speaker 1: because not only do I like the TENS machine on
1:00:56
Speaker 1: my back, I like to sit on it.
1:01:00
Speaker 2: I like to sit on it, okay? I put it
1:01:02
Speaker 2: on the couch, and then I turn it on full blast.
1:01:05
Speaker 2: It's got it down to your skin. I sit on it.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my. Mm-hmm.
1:01:09
Speaker 8: What?
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Speaker 14: Ah.
1:01:12
Speaker 1: Get them muscles going.
1:01:14
Speaker 12: What are we doing?
1:01:15
Speaker 1: Where are we? What's happening? You're sitting on a.
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Speaker 2: Keep entering for Steelers Colts tickets. We want to send
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Speaker 2: you the game Sunday. Do it through the free iHeartRadio app.
1:01:24
Speaker 2: We'll play some more.
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Steelers messages on the show tomorrow.
1:01:27
Speaker 2: Somebody's going. Some Steelers Colts tickets. You have until tomorrow,
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Speaker 2: Friday at 10 a.m. If you want to enter also,
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Speaker 2: we got a 12 more chances today for you to
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Speaker 2: try to win a thousand dollars and qualified for a
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Speaker 2: VI VIP trip for two to our I heart radio,
1:01:42
Speaker 2: jingle ball, Madison square garden in December, somber and Alex Warren,
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Speaker 2: and so many more your next chance coming up in
1:01:49
Speaker 2: about 10 minutes to win a thousand dollars and get
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Speaker 2: qualified for that. And then let's see what else here. Oh,
1:01:56
Speaker 2: thank you to our friends at the C. Harper Auto Group.
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Speaker 2: You know, they have been a great partner with the
1:02:02
Speaker 2: show here for a few months. And we switched out
1:02:05
Speaker 2: vehicles yesterday. My Jeep is back at C.
1:02:08
Speaker 1: Harper.
1:02:08
Speaker 2: Bob's Dodge Ram is back at C. Harper because we
1:02:11
Speaker 2: are Kia boys now. You can buy, actually, our Jeep
1:02:14
Speaker 2: and Ram.
1:02:15
Speaker 1: Yes, you can.
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Speaker 7: Or.
1:02:17
Speaker 2: Or if you really want, you can actually buy the
1:02:19
Speaker 2: Kias that we just acquired yesterday.
1:02:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob's in a Kia Telluride. I'm in the Kia Carnival.
1:02:24
Speaker 2: Thanks to our friends at the Sea Harper Auto Group
1:02:26
Speaker 2: for all of their just awesome support. By the way,
1:02:28
Speaker 2: if you want to see a video of all my
1:02:30
Speaker 2: Jeep Ducks, I had them all on this rope, and
1:02:36
Speaker 2: I had to take them off my Jeep.
1:02:38
Speaker 1: The Jeep Ducks were taller than me. I had seven
1:02:41
Speaker 1: feet of Jeep Ducks.
1:02:42
Speaker 2: You wore them like a necklace at one point. Yeah,
1:02:45
Speaker 2: so you can see that on our... On my Instagram account,
1:02:48
Speaker 2: at FSMikey.
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Speaker 1: All right, Bob. C.
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Speaker 2: Harper Auto Group sponsors the podcast. What would you like
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Speaker 2: to name the podcast today?
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Speaker 1: Adult Wee Wee Carnival. Okay, man. I'm telling you right now,
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Speaker 2: There's no way that gets a beat. That's got to
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Speaker 2: be in both of our top five podcast names for
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Speaker 2: the month, right?
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Speaker 1: Adult Wee Wee Carnival. What's going to be? Man, I
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Speaker 1: don't know what's going to be.
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Speaker 2: I'm so excited for people to get the notification that
1:03:13
Speaker 2: our podcast episode's up. Adult Wee Wee Carnival. It just
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Speaker 2: says Adult Wee Wee Carnival. Well, it'll make sense if
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Speaker 2: you listen to the show today.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's it for us.
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Speaker 2: Bye, everybody.
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