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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Is it a full moon? I don't know, but it
- 0:20Speaker 3: feels like we does feel quhen I hit snooze today.
- 0:25Speaker 3: I ran late. Were you on time?
- 0:27Speaker 4: I was on time?
- 0:28Speaker 5: Yes?
- 0:28Speaker 3: I was?
- 0:29Speaker 4: I was. I'm tired, I was.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Yes, It's week. It's the time change. I think everybody
- 0:35Speaker 3: I have talked to the time change this year has
- 0:37Speaker 3: messed everybody up. It has messed me up. I ain't ready.
- 0:41Speaker 1: I don't think it was that.
- 0:42Speaker 3: I just think you stayed up late playing Call of Duty,
- 0:45Speaker 3: didn't he No.
- 0:47Speaker 4: I was doing some lessons.
- 0:49Speaker 3: And I will talk about it at eight o'clock.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Yes we will.
- 0:52Speaker 3: But it's good job, buddy. Anyway, Good morning, Hi, thank
- 0:57Speaker 3: you for listening to the show. Call in eight three
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- 1:07Speaker 1: It's what the hell headlines?
- 1:09Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
- 1:13Speaker 3: a woman got arrested after filling her ex boyfriend's apartment
- 1:17Speaker 3: full of three hundred chickens. Why where does she.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Get a hold of three hundred chickens.
- 1:24Speaker 3: The better part is where does she live? It's Florida.
- 1:26Speaker 4: Okay, well, yeah, that I's starting to line up.
- 1:28Speaker 3: A man broke up with his girlfriend. He said he
- 1:30Speaker 3: wanted a clean break. The girl obviously did not take
- 1:33Speaker 3: the breakup well, so she filled his apartment full of
- 1:36Speaker 3: three hundred live chickens. Neighbors called the building manager. They
- 1:41Speaker 3: said that there were feathers flying around the hallway like
- 1:44Speaker 3: a farm exploded indoors. The landlord shows up, unlocks the door.
- 1:49Speaker 3: It's full of all these chickens. So they call the
- 1:51Speaker 3: cops and the woman goes to jail.
- 1:53Speaker 4: That's a cockodoodle.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Don't why.
- 1:57Speaker 2: It's super easy Trivia with the Alabamah producer Blake.
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- 2:12Speaker 3: number one, what is a group of fish called a school?
- 2:17Speaker 3: Good job?
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- 2:19Speaker 3: How many continents are there? There's seven?
- 2:23Speaker 4: One of them is a country and a continent?
- 2:26Speaker 3: What tell us what it is? Australia Okay, good job, buddy.
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- 2:57Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Elevema Show.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Sanford was named one of America's most beautiful campuses. The
- 3:06Speaker 3: US News and World Report has its annual Best College Guide,
- 3:09Speaker 3: in Sanford made the list of the thirty five most
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- 3:16Speaker 3: talked about the oak trees that line the quad and
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- 3:24Speaker 3: Robert Pattinson hinted that he secretly married Sukie Waterhouse. During
- 3:29Speaker 3: an interview with Extra, he and Zendia were asked what
- 3:33Speaker 3: the biggest secret was that they ever kept. Robert looked
- 3:36Speaker 3: at Zendia and said, it's the same one that you have.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Which the big rumor is that Zendaia married Tom Holland secretly,
- 3:45Speaker 3: So maybe Robert Patten Pattinson secretly got married too. I
- 3:49Speaker 3: mean him and SUCHI have a kid together, so they
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- 4:28Speaker 1: Were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
- 4:31Speaker 3: My worst nightmare has happened. What do you mean? By
- 4:38Speaker 3: the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
- 4:40Speaker 3: I'm Alabama the girl with producer Blake. Hello, I made
- 4:45Speaker 3: the What's Happened in Facebook group in my neighborhood.
- 4:49Speaker 4: How did you make that?
- 4:51Speaker 3: Because my freaking peacocks, what did they do? My peacocks
- 4:57Speaker 3: are roaming all over the neighborhood. By the way, I
- 5:00Speaker 3: have a lot of birds. I don't know what happened.
- 5:03Speaker 3: I bought a house in the middle of nowhere, and
- 5:05Speaker 3: I decided that I was gonna have fifty chickens and
- 5:07Speaker 3: ten peacocks. Well, my peacocks, it's mating season and they
- 5:12Speaker 3: won't come home now, and they've started. They have started
- 5:16Speaker 3: this yell because it's mating season. It's this new noise
- 5:21Speaker 3: that they make when they get in the trees at night.
- 5:24Speaker 3: That is the loudest thing I have ever heard, and
- 5:27Speaker 3: it's annoying. The whole neighborhood. Listen to this. This is
- 5:30Speaker 3: what it sounds like. That's but it's super loud in person.
- 5:39Speaker 3: That's what a peacock sounds like. And this lady posted
- 5:42Speaker 3: the other day She's like, does anybody around this neighborhood
- 5:45Speaker 3: on peacocks because they're hanging out in my yard and
- 5:49Speaker 3: it's like two streets over and I can't catch them.
- 5:52Speaker 3: And then they're going to my neighbors. None of them
- 5:54Speaker 3: are coming home, and they're staying in the trees. So
- 5:57Speaker 3: like last night, I sat on my front porch let
- 6:01Speaker 3: the dogs out, and I could hear all of my
- 6:03Speaker 3: peacocks from all different directions, probably about a mile away
- 6:08Speaker 3: in trees, screaming what do I do?
- 6:16Speaker 4: Who do you even hire to go catch these things?
- 6:18Speaker 3: This is the most Alabama problem that has ever problemed?
- 6:23Speaker 4: How do you fix this?
- 6:26Speaker 3: I caught one of them the other day at my neighbors.
- 6:28Speaker 3: I caught him and then my neighbor he was laughing
- 6:32Speaker 3: because I was like, crap, Now, how do I get
- 6:35Speaker 3: them home? Because it's like when I say neighbor, it's
- 6:38Speaker 3: like too far to walk, it's a drive. He had to.
- 6:43Speaker 3: He goes, hang on, you can sit in the bed
- 6:45Speaker 3: of my truck and I'll drive you in your peacock
- 6:48Speaker 3: comb And then I couldn't get in the bed of
- 6:50Speaker 3: his truck because I was holding this giant bird, and
- 6:53Speaker 3: he had to back his truck up to the porch
- 6:55Speaker 3: and I had to like shimmy into the bed of
- 6:58Speaker 3: the truck and sit and hold this peacock. And he
- 7:00Speaker 3: drove me through the neighborhood. I know, people looking out
- 7:02Speaker 3: their windows were like, what is happening?
- 7:06Speaker 4: So you've got one?
- 7:08Speaker 3: Well he's gone now I brought him home. It's the
- 7:10Speaker 3: whole thing. It's but my worst nightmare is the fact
- 7:15Speaker 3: that I'm on one of those what's Happening Facebook groups
- 7:18Speaker 3: and people are complaining because I always complain about bad
- 7:21Speaker 3: neighbors and I'm the bad neighbor. Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 4: I could have told you that one, but yes.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Call the show. I know if you're listening, you can't
- 7:29Speaker 3: help me catch the peacocks. But have you ever made
- 7:31Speaker 3: one of those what's Happened in Facebook groups? And what's
- 7:35Speaker 3: your embarrassing story? Because I'm embarrassed this sucks. Eight three
- 7:38Speaker 3: three five oh one BAMA is the number that's eight
- 7:41Speaker 3: three three five oh one, two two six two.
- 7:43Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on to Man.
- 7:46Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number
- 7:49Speaker 3: to call the show. Good morning, Andrew. Are you calling
- 7:51Speaker 3: about the what's Happening post about my peacocks?
- 7:54Speaker 5: Oh? Yes, I saw it. I knew exactly who was Oh.
- 7:58Speaker 3: You saw it where I'm the Facebook group the what's happening?
- 8:02Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh girl, me and you. I'm the guy that's
- 8:06Speaker 5: gonna get a HLA started and you're just gonna get
- 8:09Speaker 5: the PSA c A.
- 8:12Speaker 3: What were your complaints? Oh?
- 8:15Speaker 5: Well, mine's mostly my kids riding through the neighborhoods on
- 8:19Speaker 5: dirt bike or my race car is blocking the main road, dude.
- 8:24Speaker 3: Maybe your race car. Well, Andrew, if.
- 8:27Speaker 5: You can't following my car, goed.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Andrew is on social media as the Manic Mechanic. He's
- 8:34Speaker 3: got a yard full of cars and boats and stuff.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Go follow him. He's a good time. But Andrew, just yeah,
- 8:39Speaker 3: move your car movement, yes, ma'am. Thanks, ma'am, Thanks for calling, buddy.
- 8:44Speaker 5: I love you, I love y'all.
- 8:46Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
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- 8:57Speaker 3: Radio and see behind the scenes. Oh Spaghettios said, I
- 9:02Speaker 3: was sneaking out to see a guy and my mom
- 9:05Speaker 3: caught me because somebody asked in the neighborhood group chat
- 9:08Speaker 3: I was coming on.
- 9:10Speaker 4: That is the worst way to get caught.
- 9:12Speaker 1: It is.
- 9:13Speaker 3: Have you ever made one of those Facebook groups or
- 9:15Speaker 3: the neighborhood chat because that's me right now. Eight three
- 9:20Speaker 3: three five oay and Bama is the number. That's eight
- 9:22Speaker 3: three three five oh one two two sixty two. You
- 9:25Speaker 3: were listening to the Alabama Show on demand off the
- 9:28Speaker 3: air second ago, producer Blake was trying to tell me
- 9:30Speaker 3: to throw out deercorn to catch my peacocks that won't
- 9:33Speaker 3: come home.
- 9:34Speaker 4: Correct.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Yes, I've been doing by the way, eight three three
- 9:37Speaker 3: five ooh, and Bama is the number to call the
- 9:39Speaker 3: show because I have the most redneck problem ever. My
- 9:42Speaker 3: peacocks are roaming the neighborhood and people are talking about
- 9:44Speaker 3: it on those what's happening in Facebook groups. I've been
- 9:48Speaker 3: doing that. And here's the other thing. I've been playing
- 9:51Speaker 3: peacock sounds on a speaker in my yard to coax
- 9:54Speaker 3: them to come home. And some of them came home
- 9:58Speaker 3: the other day, but also mating season. So I had
- 10:03Speaker 3: one of my males and my females in the yard
- 10:05Speaker 3: and the other two came up when I was playing
- 10:08Speaker 3: the call, and my male chased them off, like chase
- 10:11Speaker 3: them off and ran them down to my neighbor's house again.
- 10:14Speaker 3: And my neighbor called and was like, some of your
- 10:16Speaker 3: peacocks are in our yard chasing each other. I think
- 10:19Speaker 3: he's claimed my yard and the females.
- 10:22Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened, but my question is, so
- 10:25Speaker 4: are you gonna be able to get them back at all.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know that's the problem. I
- 10:30Speaker 3: don't know. I think they've just gone into the wild
- 10:33Speaker 3: and they're gonna do what they do.
- 10:34Speaker 4: They're doing their own thing. Now, you you know, if
- 10:36Speaker 4: you love something, let it free.
- 10:39Speaker 3: I need to call my friend Tristan at Taylor Pest Solutions.
- 10:43Speaker 3: He helps get wildlife.
- 10:44Speaker 4: I don't know if he'll be able to get the
- 10:46Speaker 4: peacocks anyway, call the show.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Have you ever made one of those Facebook groups like
- 10:50Speaker 3: what's happening and blah blah blah? Or have you? Are
- 10:53Speaker 3: you the person that's been complained about on the internet?
- 10:56Speaker 3: Eight three thirty five oh one BEMA is the number.
- 10:58Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
- 11:02Speaker 3: Finley, where are you calling from? Yeah?
- 11:04Speaker 6: I'm calling from Manavalla, Alabama.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Heck out, what are you doing today?
- 11:07Speaker 6: So earlier I heard y'all talking about how your peacock
- 11:10Speaker 6: got away? Yeah and yeah, and so I have several
- 11:14Speaker 6: stories like that because my mom loves animals. Okay, like
- 11:18Speaker 6: we have chickens, pigs, horses, dogs, cats.
- 11:22Speaker 3: Oh yeah, your mom's like me, we'd be besties.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:25Speaker 6: Well, so one time we were at church and one
- 11:28Speaker 6: of the neighbors calls us and says, hey, your two
- 11:32Speaker 6: hundred and fifty pound pig is out on the highway
- 11:34Speaker 6: and someone's going to get oh no, yeah, And so
- 11:38Speaker 6: my dad literally had to leave church and go get
- 11:40Speaker 6: to day and get it back in.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Yeah. I bet your dad loved that.
- 11:45Speaker 6: I mean, the pig was food motivated, so all he
- 11:47Speaker 6: had to do was like shake a feed can in
- 11:49Speaker 6: the pig game.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Look, I've been I've been
- 11:52Speaker 3: playing peacock noises and getting the peacocks to follow me.
- 11:56Speaker 3: They come home, but they leave again.
- 11:58Speaker 6: I know, right, it's crazy.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Well, I love some of.
- 12:01Speaker 6: Them, some of our pigs. When they're mad, they'll they'll
- 12:05Speaker 6: just come and sit by the back door and make
- 12:07Speaker 6: like screeching.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Yes.
- 12:09Speaker 4: Can you give us an example of what it sounds like.
- 12:12Speaker 6: Sometimes I'm so mad, I just take them to the
- 12:14Speaker 6: processor and I'm just like, all right, girl, okay, Well
- 12:21Speaker 6: I love it.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Thanks for calling.
- 12:24Speaker 6: All right, Bye, I love y'all.
- 12:26Speaker 3: Bye, I love you too.
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