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Hour 3 - To Pay or Not To Pay · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: and we start out on this seventh day of April.
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Speaker 1: Are the La Ram secretly terrified of giving Puka Nakua
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Speaker 1: real money? Is there a backup plan the Rams are considering? Also?
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Speaker 1: What stands out to you about the White Sox Brass
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Speaker 1: being upset with the south Side Samurai nickname given to
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Speaker 1: their newest edition from Japan, even though he seemed to
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Speaker 1: like the nickname. And is the Bronx bullpen actually bad
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Speaker 1: or is it just the annual Yankees panic cycle kicking
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Speaker 1: in early this baseball season. We'll talk about that as well.
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Speaker 1: And here we go, on your marks, Get set go.
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Speaker 1: It's our number three. To pay the man or to
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Speaker 1: This hour from the NFL, we have an update from
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Speaker 1: the drama ol Rama in La La Lan. You can
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Speaker 1: ram it all day and you can certainly ram it
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Speaker 1: all night. So if you've not been following, we know
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Speaker 1: that the receiver known as Puka is that some frough
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Speaker 1: through holistic reap. He's had a holistic rehab there and
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Speaker 1: they're drinking kombucha tea and having a grand old time
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Speaker 1: so we're also getting some chatter here that the Rams,
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Speaker 1: the RAMS have decided to step down from negotiating a
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Speaker 1: long term, big money contract for now with Pooka. The
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Speaker 1: assumption had been that they were in the act of
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Speaker 1: working out the details on a long term financial commitment
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Speaker 1: and then Puka went off the rails, and now they're like, well,
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Speaker 1: let's see what happens, so they may even use. One
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Speaker 1: of the reports in recent days indicates that the Rams
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Speaker 1: are considering just giving Pooka the franchise tag, not even
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Speaker 1: giving him a contract at all, and just giving him
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Speaker 1: the franchise tag and seeing what happens, rather than give
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Speaker 1: him the money money, money which he's earned on the field.
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Speaker 1: And there's questions about whether or not you can trust Pooka.
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Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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Speaker 1: discuss the question. Are the Rams secretly terrified of giving
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Speaker 1: wide receiver Puka Nakua real money the big time contract?
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Speaker 1: Are they terrified of this? So I've got bucket sized,
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Speaker 1: gold mine and tax deductible, and we will combine all
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Speaker 1: of these things together and we are going to go
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Speaker 1: right back at you, is what we're going to do. So,
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Speaker 1: first of all, the Rams. Right now, what they've done
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Speaker 1: is they've turned the blinker. They've turned the blinker on,
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Speaker 1: all right, so they've flipped the little thing on. The
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Speaker 1: flip the blinker on, and they're changing lights now. The Rams.
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Speaker 1: At the beginning of the off season, the Rams were
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Speaker 1: speeding down the autobond like Autobon butch. They were going
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Speaker 1: down the autobon and confetti headlines love letters with PoCA.
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Speaker 1: Now they're driving over in leisure World and then you know,
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Speaker 1: you can move the blinker. They moved over to leisure
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Speaker 1: World and drive about ten miles an hour, about ten
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Speaker 1: miles an hour, and they're waving to the nice retirees
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Speaker 1: there at leisure World, Hello, how you doing? For now?
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Speaker 1: For now, they're taking a weight and see approach with Pooka,
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Speaker 1: Wait and see action with Pooka. And the franchise tag
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Speaker 1: would be and I would love to be franchise tag.
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Speaker 1: I've told our bosses here, listen, give me the franchise tag.
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Speaker 1: I'll make like top five salary. I'll get a little
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Speaker 1: cowhard money for one year. I'd be happy with that.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, the franchise tag would be a bucket sized
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Speaker 1: magic elixir in this situation regards. It's the NFL's version
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Speaker 1: of we like you, but just not enough to marry you. Now,
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Speaker 1: we just want to keep it on a friendly level.
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Speaker 1: That is what we want to do. And the Rams
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Speaker 1: are deciding if this is just a temporary patch of
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Speaker 1: turbulence and they can soon turn off the fastened seatbelt
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Speaker 1: sign above the cabin, or is this going to be
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Speaker 1: the new normal? Are we going full Antonio Brown and
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Speaker 1: Knucklehead Alley, that whole thing, that old thing. So they're
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Speaker 1: deciding that now Pooka cannot keep his nose clean and
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Speaker 1: behave the Rams, it's not out of the Roman possibility,
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Speaker 1: they trade him, and I don't really mind. I like
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Speaker 1: pook as a player. I wouldn't I wouldn't die inside
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Speaker 1: if they traded Pooka. The cool you got to be
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Speaker 1: one step ahead of this stuff and Sean. I trust
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Speaker 1: Sean McVay that he's going to make the right decision.
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Speaker 1: And they've been really good since he got there at
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Speaker 1: finding wide receivers, whether they're veteran wide receivers or guys
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Speaker 1: that came out of nowhere like Puoka and Cooper Cup
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Speaker 1: and had good runs with the Rams. So I'm confident
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Speaker 1: they know the ingredients that they need to find wide receivers,
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Speaker 1: and if Pooka is going to continue down this path,
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Speaker 1: then they can just send him to a dumb team
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Speaker 1: like the Raiders or something like that and get a
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Speaker 1: bag of draft picks and that'll be that. McVeigh has
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Speaker 1: been loyal to really only one guy, Aaron Donald, got
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Speaker 1: rid of Cooper Cup fan favorite, got rid of Jared Goff,
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Speaker 1: not a fan favorite, got rid of Jared Goff as well.
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Speaker 1: All right, Now, secondly, we pivot up baseball and a
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Speaker 1: controversy that has happened here recently, and it was brought
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Speaker 1: to my attention by one of our listeners in Chicago.
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Speaker 1: Were out in the suburbs in Chicago, So the White Sox.
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Speaker 1: I didn't see this initially, and I was fascinated by
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Speaker 1: the story. I don't know if you saw this or not.
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Speaker 1: So the bit of controversy, the controversy of the week
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Speaker 1: in Major League Baseball. So the White Sox television play
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Speaker 1: by play announcer John Schiffren, who's not very popular. He's
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Speaker 1: facing some backlash in the last couple of days here
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Speaker 1: from team officials after he bestowed a nickname to the
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Speaker 1: newest sensation of White Sox Nation, the Japanese player. They
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Speaker 1: brought over Munita and munitakom and and he he came
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Speaker 1: over from Japan. The guy's been hitting some home runs
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Speaker 1: here the last couple of days. And during a recent broadcast,
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Speaker 1: the nickname was given to this guy, the south Side Samurai,
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Speaker 1: was the native I got. He called the Samarai. Oh
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Speaker 1: my god, give him a living. What are you doing? Uh?
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Speaker 1: Murakami is his name, so they call him the south
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Speaker 1: Side Samurai. And this was condemned by the White Sox organization,
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Speaker 1: and the broadcaster, Schiffrin, who used the name, was told
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Speaker 1: to not use it again. You cannot use the nickname again,
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Speaker 1: even though it has been very popular with the fans,
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Speaker 1: and instead the White Soize you can't say this is
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Speaker 1: offensive and all this so the question what stands out
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Speaker 1: to you about the White Sox brass being upset over
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Speaker 1: the nickname Murakami was given? Uh, the south Side Samurai.
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Speaker 1: So my reaction, I got one word for you, dingle
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Speaker 1: berries ding And here's why. So the White Sox, I
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Speaker 1: don't know who, whether it's ownership or some middle manager
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Speaker 1: with the Chicago White Sox. I'm not sure exactly who,
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Speaker 1: But someone's having a Victorian fainting spell over this nickname?
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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like the ownership? Whoever's behind us?
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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you stuck in a different time period?
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Speaker 1: Like what's going on here? They're treating the nickname like
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Speaker 1: it's like some kind of toxic spill, when in reality,
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Speaker 1: it's marketing gold. It really is. And for most people,
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Speaker 1: the idea of being a samurai is badassory. To be
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Speaker 1: a samurai, Oh my god, it's like amazing, Like, oh man,
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Speaker 1: the loyalty, the courage, the integrity they have to be
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Speaker 1: to be a samurai man, and it flows off the
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Speaker 1: tongue the south side Samurai. That'd really good. And by
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Speaker 1: the way, loyalty, courage, and integrity are things the White
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Speaker 1: Sox have not had much of for like the better
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Speaker 1: part of twenty years, or at least ten years. They
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Speaker 1: haven't had a lot of that, and so now they're
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Speaker 1: worried about sensitivity, which is code for the bots don't
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Speaker 1: like it. Even though I haven't seen much on that
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Speaker 1: on the interweb, the world Wide Web and all that stuff.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: By the way, one of the greatest players ever out
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Speaker 1: of Japan played the Yankees and a bunch of other teams.
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Speaker 1: Sadeki Matsui who had the nickname Godzilla, which I'm pretty
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Speaker 1: sure if you were to go on the big board
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Speaker 1: of woke offensive nicknames, Godzilla would be more offensive than Samurai.
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Speaker 1: What do I know though, right, oh my god, you
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Speaker 1: called him a monster Godzilla he loved it, right, global
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Speaker 1: icon Literally Godzilla destroyed cities, right, that was Godzilla destroyed
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Speaker 1: cities and all that and beloved. However, Samurai is where
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Speaker 1: we draw a line in the dirt, that is a
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Speaker 1: line in the dirt. We cannot do it. And by
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Speaker 1: the way, this is very important here. So John Shiffro
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Speaker 1: and the White Sox broadcaster, he claims that he had
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Speaker 1: a conversation with Murakami, the guy from Japan. So he
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Speaker 1: had a conversation with this guy, and he gave him
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Speaker 1: a bunch of nicknames, and this is the one the
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Speaker 1: player picked. Hello, So if the player, if that's true,
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Speaker 1: if that will validate that. But if that's true, okay,
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Speaker 1: So the player gave the thumbs up on the nickname.
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Speaker 1: The nickname is great, it rolls off the tongue south
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Speaker 1: side Samurai. So that's the end of the debate. What
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Speaker 1: else is there? The player didn't have a problem. Ignore
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Speaker 1: the ragamuffins, the people who are always offended on behalf
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Speaker 1: of someone else, which is an absolute boil on your ass.
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Speaker 1: The people. It didn't affect me, but I'm offended by it. Okay,
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Speaker 1: go out and touch some grass, you loser, my god.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, that's the point. So fight back against the
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Speaker 1: virtue signaling and the performative activism and all that.
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Speaker 2: Again.
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Speaker 1: This is according to the story has John Shiffer and
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Speaker 1: the broadcast with the White Sox said. He went to
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Speaker 1: the player and said, which of these do you like?
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Speaker 1: He said, I like this one, great nickname, go with it,
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Speaker 1: sell t shirts the whole thing. The White Sox have
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Speaker 1: ninety nine problems, ninety nine problems and a cool nickname
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Speaker 1: for the guy that, so far as they're top offensive player,
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Speaker 1: is not one of them. All right. Meanwhile, final thought,
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Speaker 1: the unknown scout has entered the chat again. The unknown
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Speaker 1: scout has entered the chat again. So he saw this
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Speaker 1: one or not? A Major League Baseball scout not putting
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Speaker 1: their name on it, did not have many nice things
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Speaker 1: to say about the New York Yankees. In one area,
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Speaker 1: the flaws of the New York Yankees. So the New
13:28
Speaker 1: York Post spoke to a scout who said that the
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Speaker 1: Yankee bullpen. He used one word to described the Yankees bullpen.
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Speaker 1: Yankees bullpen stinks. That the Yankee bullpen sticks. So after
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Speaker 1: a minutes long, minutes long Mallard deliberation, the Yankee bullpen
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Speaker 1: does it stink? All right? Does it stink? So the
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Speaker 1: question is the bullpen actually bad or is this just
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Speaker 1: the annual Yankees panic cycle kicking in early? So the
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Speaker 1: bullpen does smell. It's raw sewage, like a truck spilled
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Speaker 1: on the highway, and there's raw sewage in the air everywhere.
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Speaker 1: It smells like that. The Yankees. If you look at
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Speaker 1: the names, and these guys don't have much of a resume,
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Speaker 1: most of them. You look at the names, the Yankees
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Speaker 1: are not really running a bullpen to start the year.
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Speaker 1: And I have some injuries involved in this, and they
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Speaker 1: let some guys go, and all that. The Yankees are
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Speaker 1: running a tax deductible charity. You know, all these guys
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Speaker 1: that have been exposed for doing these scam charities. That's
14:32
Speaker 1: essentially what the Yankees are doing. I don't know if
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Speaker 1: they're getting taxpayer money or not if there's a tax
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Speaker 1: deductible charity for struggling pictures. So Aaron Boone, he walks
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Speaker 1: out to the mound. He says, can I get the
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Speaker 1: right hander? I'm going I want the right hander to
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Speaker 1: come in. He changes pictures, and it's required by New
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Speaker 1: York City guidelines that they have to have a hazmat crew.
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Speaker 1: A hazmat crew is required to follow the picture as
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Speaker 1: they come out to the mound, so no one's affected
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Speaker 1: by the cooties from whoever comes in and outside of
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Speaker 1: the closer. David Bednar, the former Bucco, It's roulette, not
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Speaker 1: the kind of roulette that you would get at a casino.
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Speaker 1: It's not that kind of roulette. We're talking about Russian roulette.
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Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about here. Yeah, it's it's a mess.
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Speaker 1: It is a mess now in the big picture, despite
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Speaker 1: having a hodgepodge of nothingness in the bullpen for the
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Speaker 1: New York Yankees, guys like Camillo Daval, the Great Fernando Cruz,
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Speaker 1: the generically named Tim Hill, and someone named Brent Hedrick,
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Speaker 1: and the great Jake Bird. The bird is the word.
15:42
Speaker 1: The bird is the word. Those are the believers right now,
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Speaker 1: the GM of the Yankees, Brian Cashman, who has lifetime employment.
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Speaker 1: He's a tenured employee. So the GM of the Yankees here,
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Speaker 1: his hubris is on display. He'll be ordering relievers on TEAMU.
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Speaker 1: I don't think the Yankees want to spend Amazon prices.
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Speaker 1: So he'll go on TAMU and say, oh, look there's
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Speaker 1: a slightly used arm. Tampa Bay's got that on TEAMU,
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Speaker 1: let's get that. Oh no, the Angels are selling the Pomeranian.
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Speaker 1: Let's get our hands on Drew Pomerants. What could go wrong?
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Speaker 1: And this is the way baseball goes. You have the
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Speaker 1: first half bullpen. Although the Yankees their bullpen appears to
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Speaker 1: be so bad they won't even have a first half bullpen.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna have a like a first month and a
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Speaker 1: half bullpen. They're gonna start to make some moves there
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Speaker 1: to improve the bullpen. That's how that's gonna go. But
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Speaker 1: normally the good teams have relievers, they burn through them
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Speaker 1: in the first step. You all see this, right, you
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Speaker 1: watch baseball. Your good team, you run through your bullpen
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Speaker 1: for April, May and June and part of July, and
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Speaker 1: then you start making trades in early July mid July,
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Speaker 1: before the deadline, and then you revamp your bullpen with
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Speaker 1: at least two or three pitchers, and that happens every
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Speaker 1: single bleepity blee beer. That's how that works. It is
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Speaker 1: the Bay Mahlor Show. As we press on, Michigan wins
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Speaker 1: the men's college basketball Championship as they take down Yukon
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Speaker 1: in a game Yukon outscored Michigan in terms of actual basketball.
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Speaker 1: Michigan won because of some very generous officiating. They got
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Speaker 1: to the line early and often, and they made more,
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Speaker 1: many more foul shots than Yukon. That was the difference
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Speaker 1: in the game. But if you take the foul shooting away,
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Speaker 1: Yukon actually outscored Michigan in the actual basketball part of it.
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Speaker 1: The officials, though, made sure to help out the Wolverine,
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Speaker 1: So Michigan wins their first title since nineteen eighty nine.
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38:30
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