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- 0:02Speaker 1: Bloomberg Audio Studios, Podcasts, Radio News.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Welcome to Trillions.
- 0:14Speaker 3: I'm Joel Webber and I'm Eric Belchunis Eric.
- 0:17Speaker 4: We have not had a big group episode of Trillions
- 0:21Speaker 4: for a long time, but we're going to do it today.
- 0:23Speaker 3: We are, Yeah, we were due.
- 0:25Speaker 2: We're going to.
- 0:25Speaker 4: Talk about the best new launch ETF launch of twenty
- 0:29Speaker 4: twenty five. And we brought a ton of colleagues from
- 0:32Speaker 4: within Bloomberg News and Bloomberg Intelligence, each of whom are
- 0:36Speaker 4: going to pick their candidate and then in a battle royale,
- 0:40Speaker 4: we're going to decide which one is the best pitch.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:44Speaker 5: This was something that Exchange Slash inside ETFs used to
- 0:47Speaker 5: do back in the day, and I participated in many times. Member,
- 0:50Speaker 5: I'm still salty over not winning for the Urini ETF
- 0:53Speaker 5: about four years ago.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Still carrying that grudge.
- 0:55Speaker 5: Yeah, but they stopped doing it, so I feel like
- 0:57Speaker 5: it's a we're gonna get time and let me throw
- 1:00Speaker 5: that up for years, gol. There's nine hundred and twenty
- 1:02Speaker 5: launches this year in the US alone so far. So far,
- 1:05Speaker 5: they'll get a little bit to daylight and two hundred
- 1:07Speaker 5: or two thy four hundred worldwide. That's ten ETFs. Every day,
- 1:11Speaker 5: Every forty five minutes, a new ETF is born.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Somewhere in the world easily.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:16Speaker 5: Yeah, it may almost double the old record. That's how
- 1:20Speaker 5: many ETFs are hitting the market.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Okay, we have, like I said, a large group of
- 1:25Speaker 4: people here. We've got Phil, Donna Hirich, Dniza Sikova, andre
- 1:30Speaker 4: yap Isabelle Lee, maybe me, Athanasio, Sarah Vegas, maybe you,
- 1:37Speaker 4: and judging it all David Papadopolos, an executive editor with
- 1:41Speaker 4: Bloomberg News, this time on Trillions, the Best ETF Launch
- 1:46Speaker 4: twenty twenty five. Okay, so first of all, we have
- 1:52Speaker 4: to bring David Papadopolos back in.
- 1:55Speaker 2: David, welcome back to Trillions. Thanks Joel.
- 1:57Speaker 4: It's been a while, it's been it's been a second,
- 1:59Speaker 4: but we're really excited to have you back. This is
- 2:00Speaker 4: also that awkward moment where we kind of give you
- 2:03Speaker 4: the mic and yeah, like we're a sidekicks my show
- 2:07Speaker 4: now to your show. Now, So how are you going
- 2:08Speaker 4: to be judging the pitches?
- 2:12Speaker 2: So I think a few criteria.
- 2:14Speaker 6: I mean, obviously it feels like it should be an ETF.
- 2:18Speaker 6: That's like of this moment, right, like of the current
- 2:20Speaker 6: trend sort of thematic that way, hopefully an ETF that's
- 2:24Speaker 6: got some stake, by the way, for those you know,
- 2:27Speaker 6: for the members that there, you guys, don't don't go
- 2:29Speaker 6: tweaking your changing your pitches as you as you hear this, uh,
- 2:33Speaker 6: something with a little bit of staying power. And obviously
- 2:37Speaker 6: marketability is super important. I guess, like listen, maybe performance
- 2:41Speaker 6: so far, but it's presumably it's a it's a fairly
- 2:44Speaker 6: short period of time to be judging that way.
- 2:47Speaker 2: So you're the market, You're the market.
- 2:49Speaker 6: I am the market.
- 2:50Speaker 4: Okay, so it would appear all right, let's let's uh,
- 2:52Speaker 4: let's get down to it.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Who's gonna go first?
- 2:55Speaker 6: First up, we have isabel Lee Cross, asset reporter here
- 2:59Speaker 6: with Bloomberg. Isabelle, you have one minute, and then I
- 3:03Speaker 6: will ask perhaps a follow up.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Question, and Eric and I might have some commentary, might have.
- 3:10Speaker 6: A snide co two which is by the way, which
- 3:13Speaker 6: is a little sketch because they're also going to be
- 3:16Speaker 6: pitching themselves. Don't let them get in your head.
- 3:18Speaker 7: The snyder the better.
- 3:20Speaker 6: Here we are, okay, okay, you are on the clock.
- 3:25Speaker 7: So do you guys believe that everyone deserves a second chance,
- 3:28Speaker 7: from your ex, from your enemies, from your boss. So
- 3:32Speaker 7: this ETF gets point.
- 3:33Speaker 8: One for that.
- 3:34Speaker 7: I'm talking about the round hell Meme ETF tick Meme
- 3:38Speaker 7: stock ETF ticker is meme emmy round two for that.
- 3:42Speaker 7: So they're making a comeback. They closed in twenty twenty
- 3:45Speaker 7: three because they didn't get enough assets and they weren't
- 3:48Speaker 7: performing well basically, and then this year they relaunch and
- 3:52Speaker 7: now that they're in the market. The difference is last year,
- 3:55Speaker 7: last seconds, it was passive. Now it's active plus one point.
- 4:00Speaker 7: Now I'm totally three. It's it's active now and they're
- 4:03Speaker 7: going to use a series of quantitative and proprietary data.
- 4:07Speaker 7: But basically it talked about meme and we know that
- 4:10Speaker 7: meme socks entered the lexicon during the pandemic. It died
- 4:13Speaker 7: on a little, but now it's back. Think open Door,
- 4:16Speaker 7: krispy Kreme, think all of the recent figures that are
- 4:20Speaker 7: meme ified today. So I really think that this and
- 4:23Speaker 7: the basis points is sixty nine, which is not inexpensive
- 4:25Speaker 7: four points for me.
- 4:27Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, Meme interesting, certainly certainly topical meme stocks
- 4:37Speaker 6: are indeed back open Door, krispy Kreme and a company
- 4:41Speaker 6: founded by an old college buddy of mine by the
- 4:43Speaker 6: name of Beyond Me. Wow. Yeah, true story over both
- 4:49Speaker 6: bad basketball players on a bad college team. It's true.
- 4:53Speaker 3: So lots of impact there, Yes, I know.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yourself.
- 5:00Speaker 4: It's interesting about that. There's little like asterisks there that
- 5:02Speaker 4: I like that you called that like it is a
- 5:04Speaker 4: new launch this year, but it has been here before.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:07Speaker 5: By the way, meme has a great I almost think
- 5:10Speaker 5: it's an inverse indicator because it closed at the actual bottom,
- 5:14Speaker 5: and then since it's launched, the market's gone down, like
- 5:17Speaker 5: it might be like kind of kramer esque in its
- 5:20Speaker 5: ability picked. Yeah, and bottom ticked. When it first closed,
- 5:24Speaker 5: it bottom ticked, And it's interesting.
- 5:26Speaker 7: That they reserved the ticker almost like they knew it
- 5:28Speaker 7: was gonna make a comeback, all right.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Also, this is one of the only self lazaruses.
- 5:35Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 5:36Speaker 5: What I mean by that is a lot of times
- 5:37Speaker 5: the ETF dies and another issue goes, ooh, let's let
- 5:39Speaker 5: me try that. This is the first time where the
- 5:41Speaker 5: same issuer killed the ETF and said, let's resurrect our
- 5:45Speaker 5: own ETF.
- 5:45Speaker 3: I've never seen that, So let's.
- 5:47Speaker 7: End this podcast because I clearly went.
- 5:49Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you, so I guess questions from me
- 5:54Speaker 6: is uh aum so far? And I guess is about
- 5:59Speaker 6: so like, just tell me your vision for this thing,
- 6:02Speaker 6: giving its rocky past. Is this like a a one
- 6:09Speaker 6: year ETF play, a five year ETF play, a tenure?
- 6:12Speaker 2: Like?
- 6:12Speaker 6: What what's what's your time horizon for this thing? What
- 6:15Speaker 6: does success look like for this ETF?
- 6:17Speaker 7: I feel like assets is always a success. But the
- 6:20Speaker 7: past one it was just a passive ETF. It just
- 6:22Speaker 7: trapped an index. Now it's active and they will rebalance
- 6:25Speaker 7: every two weeks, as opposed to in the past where
- 6:27Speaker 7: they rebalance every month. Because, as we know, meme sentiments
- 6:30Speaker 7: change within a day or something. If you just find
- 6:33Speaker 7: yourself in Reddit, which I've been using a lot more.
- 6:35Speaker 7: By the way, I best hair straightener, I read it,
- 6:38Speaker 7: best restaurant reddit.
- 6:42Speaker 9: It.
- 6:43Speaker 8: No, I don't do that.
- 6:46Speaker 2: She's like playing into the meme vibes.
- 6:48Speaker 6: Yes, all right, uh Eric Joel, any final comments?
- 6:53Speaker 2: Let's keep it moving? Who's next?
- 6:55Speaker 6: Thank you? Will next stop? Another cross said superstar for
- 7:01Speaker 6: us here it's you are on the clock.
- 7:05Speaker 10: Just to say, not that I'm competitive, but Isabelle's ETF
- 7:08Speaker 10: was down ten percent last week. My ETF everyone cares
- 7:12Speaker 10: about dividends. Everyone is asking about dividends. But there are
- 7:15Speaker 10: two big problems about dividends. That they underperformed the index, uh,
- 7:19Speaker 10: and that they have a tax track. And I have
- 7:21Speaker 10: a proposal to fix that. Allto cobbets in ETFs, it's
- 7:26Speaker 10: all the buzz.
- 7:27Speaker 7: Uh.
- 7:28Speaker 8: When it comes to banks, everyone has been doing it
- 7:30Speaker 8: for a.
- 7:30Speaker 10: Very long time, but now you can see it in
- 7:33Speaker 10: an ETF is based off commos. It's seventy four basis point,
- 7:37Speaker 10: which for kind of a sophisticated trait, I would say
- 7:40Speaker 10: it's relatively cheap. Of course, it's index base, which is important.
- 7:44Speaker 10: There are a lot of single stock ones that are
- 7:46Speaker 10: very voatile, come with a lot of issues, but index
- 7:50Speaker 10: base obviously is much more balanced, less likely to get
- 7:54Speaker 10: big losses.
- 7:56Speaker 11: Uh.
- 7:56Speaker 8: Then we have yields all.
- 7:58Speaker 10: For fourteen percent and coupon which is one of the
- 8:01Speaker 10: highest in that divident category. And at the same time
- 8:04Speaker 10: we're talking about performance, there is.
- 8:09Speaker 2: A time is up. Yeah, okay, well there, yeah, I
- 8:13Speaker 2: think we.
- 8:13Speaker 8: C a I E okay, and I'm sure we have
- 8:16Speaker 8: more questions.
- 8:17Speaker 6: It's a I E that doesn't exactly like like it
- 8:22Speaker 6: almost it almost it almost looks like.
- 8:24Speaker 5: I think they call it kaya ya. That's you'd have
- 8:28Speaker 5: to be the parent of. We had the guy on
- 8:30Speaker 5: last week, actually did we had the issue we're on?
- 8:32Speaker 8: Well what was his this?
- 8:35Speaker 3: But we had thirty he had forty five minutes.
- 8:37Speaker 5: She tried to squeeze what might be, in my opinion,
- 8:41Speaker 5: the most complicated ETF I've ever seen in my life
- 8:43Speaker 5: up in a minute.
- 8:47Speaker 3: I know it was worth it.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Clock management did get you a point of super ambitious, so.
- 8:55Speaker 6: You weren't even focused so much on winning yourself as
- 8:58Speaker 6: you were taking down.
- 8:59Speaker 8: That's why strategy. That's strategy, all right.
- 9:03Speaker 4: I think we could probably help her pitch out a
- 9:05Speaker 4: little bit which was divd in. ETFs were a hot
- 9:08Speaker 4: topic this year. This one distinguishes itself in that space.
- 9:12Speaker 4: That would have been my the TLDR.
- 9:14Speaker 10: I didn't even mention tax efficiency.
- 9:17Speaker 5: I would have gone, will going do you like fourteen
- 9:19Speaker 5: percent yield?
- 9:20Speaker 2: There you go?
- 9:21Speaker 6: I mean, that's is it like anytime I hear fourteen
- 9:24Speaker 6: percent yield, immediately go to bullsh But is it like,
- 9:28Speaker 6: is it a real fourteen percent?
- 9:30Speaker 8: Well it's not my ATF, that's all they say.
- 9:32Speaker 3: It's fourteen but you're selling it for the purpose.
- 9:36Speaker 8: Of selling it. Yes, it's real.
- 9:39Speaker 6: All right, then it seems like a good deal, right,
- 9:42Speaker 6: I mean yeah, but I also got I got some
- 9:45Speaker 6: land to sell you in buld area.
- 9:48Speaker 8: That has a high yield.
- 9:51Speaker 6: All right, thank you, dinny.
- 9:53Speaker 8: Thank you.
- 9:54Speaker 5: This ETF, by the way, I got to say, has
- 9:55Speaker 5: had inflows every week since it's launched, since June.
- 9:59Speaker 3: That's really really rare.
- 10:02Speaker 6: What is uh? What's to tell you?
- 10:03Speaker 5: I'm up to about half a billion, okay in six months?
- 10:07Speaker 3: Yeah, so it is? Is it a bit of a juggernaut?
- 10:13Speaker 6: I bet you what is me? I bet your mime
- 10:14Speaker 6: has like nineteen million dollars.
- 10:16Speaker 3: It doesn't have a lot.
- 10:17Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
- 10:21Speaker 6: Next up on the mic, one of our crack ETF
- 10:24Speaker 6: research associates, Andre, Yeah, Andre, welcome, you are on the clock, sir.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Okay.
- 10:31Speaker 12: My pitch is a round hill Humanoid Robotics ETF. Human
- 10:35Speaker 12: I picked this ETF because basically, I'm just a disillusioned
- 10:38Speaker 12: millennial and this one just fits with my theme perfectly.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Well.
- 10:42Speaker 12: So we have the AI bubble and everybody has an
- 10:44Speaker 12: AI e TF. This one right here is going to
- 10:47Speaker 12: give us robots. It's gonna arm sky nets with the terminators,
- 10:50Speaker 12: it's going to bring to an end. And that's why
- 10:53Speaker 12: I like this ETF. So it has companies like Tesla,
- 10:56Speaker 12: Ubi Robotics and Video, has eight sorry about thirty million
- 11:00Speaker 12: in assets with an expense ratio of zero point seventy
- 11:02Speaker 12: five percent. I like it just because it's something different.
- 11:06Speaker 12: It's a new twist on the AI bubble. So that's
- 11:10Speaker 12: basically it for me. That's my pitch.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Wow fast, Yeah that was that was fast, by the way,
- 11:17Speaker 4: walking to trillions first time on.
- 11:20Speaker 6: But but there's a little bit of it might be
- 11:23Speaker 6: a little bit of a tell Andre when you say
- 11:25Speaker 6: at the end it's a new twist on a on
- 11:28Speaker 6: an E t F bubble.
- 11:30Speaker 3: So I think he said ay AI.
- 11:33Speaker 6: Bubble, I misad that's what I actually meant. I remember
- 11:35Speaker 6: I'm jet lag.
- 11:36Speaker 4: I have a question, which is why this one and
- 11:38Speaker 4: not cooid, which is the other human.
- 11:42Speaker 12: Ticker counts for a lot. If the ticker doesn't make
- 11:44Speaker 12: it pop, you're not gonna remember it. And this one
- 11:46Speaker 12: just said I.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Think you just stole Joel's I talked about it and.
- 11:54Speaker 6: Human human is good.
- 11:55Speaker 2: That is a good ticker. What's the exact.
- 12:01Speaker 6: But why is it human? Why isn't it robot.
- 12:03Speaker 12: I don't understand, because it's going to replace humans essentially, humanoids,
- 12:10Speaker 12: not ex so they're building humanoid robots essentially to take
- 12:15Speaker 12: the place in the labor.
- 12:16Speaker 6: But is this just because this is like their helpers,
- 12:18Speaker 6: their helpers childhood, like galactic fantasy of yours or you
- 12:22Speaker 6: really believe in the atf oh.
- 12:24Speaker 12: I wasn't joking when I said I'm a disillusioned millennial.
- 12:26Speaker 12: Let's just give the terminators their time to shine.
- 12:29Speaker 6: Okay, all right?
- 12:30Speaker 5: I mean to be fair, you've ever seen that Boston
- 12:32Speaker 5: Dynamics video once every six months with a robot like
- 12:35Speaker 5: does a somersault grabs a gun and start shooting? And
- 12:37Speaker 5: you're like, holy, I think those are the videos that
- 12:40Speaker 5: if you extrapolate that ten twenty years is where I
- 12:43Speaker 5: think this videos Like they're doing new stuff now, That's
- 12:47Speaker 5: what I'm saying, and they now they sometimes the robot
- 12:49Speaker 5: can fall over, get back up and like break dance.
- 12:53Speaker 6: It's just an interesting moment to pitch us. You know,
- 12:56Speaker 6: you know the AI, you know the whole way.
- 12:59Speaker 2: This is like the thing after the AI thing.
- 13:02Speaker 6: Though, this is like it's gonna it's gonna survive that
- 13:04Speaker 6: I mean they're.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Like cockroaches, these robots, like I mean, they just need
- 13:08Speaker 4: a charge.
- 13:09Speaker 12: If we think about it, like terminator AI sky in it,
- 13:12Speaker 12: we need the actual terminators to actually complete the circles.
- 13:16Speaker 12: So we have That's where I'm going with it. We
- 13:18Speaker 12: got this go to the natural conclusion.
- 13:22Speaker 5: This is as far as I've seen anybody take a theme.
- 13:24Speaker 5: Yeah that's pretty I mean, but it's all dust. Yeah,
- 13:28Speaker 5: and all the money being thrown at AI.
- 13:30Speaker 3: I mean, something's gonna happen.
- 13:32Speaker 6: Well, they're gonn to be thrown AI, including thirty million,
- 13:38Speaker 6: just got started to six months than you, sir. Okay,
- 13:46Speaker 6: So next up a man who needs no introduction, just the.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Co host of the podcast, Joel Weber.
- 13:51Speaker 4: Okay, So maybe you've heard of K pop Demon Hunters
- 13:55Speaker 4: and the song Takedown. My role is to provide an
- 14:03Speaker 4: ETF that I feel like is going to be taken
- 14:05Speaker 4: down by the competition here. But I've picked the ticker
- 14:09Speaker 4: texan te x in, which is an I shares ETF
- 14:14Speaker 4: that launched over the summer. It does not have a
- 14:17Speaker 4: whole lot of assets, but if you know anything about Texas,
- 14:20Speaker 4: it's larger than life.
- 14:22Speaker 2: And this is a bet on Texas.
- 14:25Speaker 4: So biggest holding is Tesla, followed by Exxon Mobile. It's
- 14:30Speaker 4: kind of a great one, like get oracle As number
- 14:32Speaker 4: three so really Chevron number four, Caterpillar number five, all
- 14:37Speaker 4: of these companies have huge presences in Texas. We know
- 14:42Speaker 4: that Texas is the future of business, and you're like Texas,
- 14:45Speaker 4: you're either with us or against us.
- 14:50Speaker 6: I gotta say, I'm surprised. That was kind of cool.
- 14:54Speaker 6: I mean, you don't read into that. I mean, I
- 14:57Speaker 6: don't know when he first came with Texan, I was
- 15:00Speaker 6: and I was I was looking. Uh, I was thinking
- 15:03Speaker 6: I was going to be disappointed, but that was kind
- 15:04Speaker 6: of fun. I mean I could. Uh. I don't know
- 15:07Speaker 6: it goes anywhere.
- 15:09Speaker 2: You know.
- 15:09Speaker 4: I gotta tell you. Bloomberg News has not written about
- 15:11Speaker 4: it once. I don't think the I has written about
- 15:13Speaker 4: it at all.
- 15:13Speaker 2: It's kind of a little sleeper.
- 15:15Speaker 3: I think it might have made Katie's newsletter.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Yeah, right it Okay.
- 15:20Speaker 3: The other thing is you get that okay minus one
- 15:24Speaker 3: a little bit of a.
- 15:24Speaker 5: Tax tailwind, right, because when you move there, you pay
- 15:28Speaker 5: less taxes.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Right. This is a play for the future.
- 15:30Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a Nashville ETF that had the same pitch,
- 15:33Speaker 5: but it closed.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Phil Phil Donna has a criticue But but you can.
- 15:39Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
- 15:40Speaker 3: It's a political play totally for the moment.
- 15:43Speaker 6: That's the story of the But see, I could see
- 15:46Speaker 6: Texan working out in Nashville.
- 15:49Speaker 2: That's not Texas. That's not Texas, that's Tennessee.
- 15:52Speaker 3: You know what, you know what the Nashville ETF.
- 15:55Speaker 5: All the hospitals are there, So it ended up being
- 15:57Speaker 5: like this ipso facto hospital ETF. But it is too specific.
- 16:01Speaker 5: But they also had an Oklahoma ETF back in the day.
- 16:03Speaker 5: And this is the second attempt to Texas. So they've
- 16:05Speaker 5: tried these, so that this one by I Shares is
- 16:08Speaker 5: I think probably the biggest reason it might succeed.
- 16:10Speaker 6: But when you said at some point here I believe
- 16:13Speaker 6: you said, it doesn't have a whole lot of money
- 16:15Speaker 6: under management.
- 16:16Speaker 2: It does not.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Million you know, like we have not we have not
- 16:22Speaker 4: seen a lot of investors pile into this.
- 16:25Speaker 2: But you know, keep in mind it's a big state.
- 16:28Speaker 2: I think Texans will invest in Texas. All right, It
- 16:30Speaker 2: all come around, all.
- 16:31Speaker 6: Right, that's cool.
- 16:33Speaker 2: I like it.
- 16:33Speaker 6: Joel, Thank you sir.
- 16:34Speaker 2: You're welcome.
- 16:39Speaker 6: Next up is our cross asset team leader here at
- 16:45Speaker 6: Bloomberg Mail Donna Hirich.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Wow, we're just.
- 16:52Speaker 3: Uh on the clock.
- 16:54Speaker 13: First of all, everything is bigger in Texas except for
- 16:57Speaker 13: Joel's ETF. Second of all, Andre chose human even though
- 17:02Speaker 13: there was an ETF that launched before it based on
- 17:05Speaker 13: humanoid robotics, and he didn't even know that humanoids are
- 17:08Speaker 13: already in existence. What's your I'm just poking holes in
- 17:12Speaker 13: everybody else's argument. The best and most innovative ETF of
- 17:16Speaker 13: the year goes to xdiv XTIV. It's another round hill
- 17:22Speaker 13: ETF and this one will invest in other s and
- 17:26Speaker 13: p five hundred ETFs for you. So it's going to
- 17:30Speaker 13: be tracking the market, except it jumps out of those
- 17:34Speaker 13: ETFs before the ex dividend date, and that way you
- 17:38Speaker 13: can avoid a big tax hit.
- 17:41Speaker 2: I see, that's it.
- 17:43Speaker 13: It's so simple, it's genius, it's innovative. Nothing like this existed.
- 17:48Speaker 13: Tax avoidant tax awareness has been a huge theme in
- 17:52Speaker 13: ETFs since the birth of ETFs.
- 17:54Speaker 6: You're in a time pal.
- 17:55Speaker 8: This brings it to a whole new level.
- 17:57Speaker 6: Okay, so my question for you is it's a whole
- 18:01Speaker 6: new strategy.
- 18:01Speaker 4: First of all, you just dig, you know, drag everyone
- 18:04Speaker 4: else and then like exactly by the.
- 18:06Speaker 6: Way at the end my pitches, I can't remember everybody
- 18:10Speaker 6: else sucks. I could have kept going about how everyone
- 18:13Speaker 6: else sucks. Yeah, So again, the name x div's a
- 18:18Speaker 6: little bit like hi, whatever the other one was. It's
- 18:21Speaker 6: not like, doesn't exactly like roll off the tongue. But
- 18:24Speaker 6: what does history tell us about how avoiding taxation? And
- 18:30Speaker 6: this little tax avoiding scheme? How much does it juice returns?
- 18:33Speaker 6: What is the data tell us?
- 18:34Speaker 13: Pal juice returns the data.
- 18:42Speaker 5: You want returns of this versus what.
- 18:52Speaker 6: I think Winkler used to call this show up and
- 18:54Speaker 6: throw up.
- 18:56Speaker 3: You're allowed one terminal lifeline?
- 18:58Speaker 2: Okay?
- 18:58Speaker 8: Can I call it?
- 18:59Speaker 3: Friend? Is this also a roundhill? Yes, it's a third
- 19:02Speaker 3: round hill? My god? Are they paying us? Okay?
- 19:06Speaker 5: This year XTIV is beating VU by thirty four basis
- 19:10Speaker 5: points and it's only been a couple months, so annualized,
- 19:13Speaker 5: that would be an extra forty basis No, annualize, that's
- 19:17Speaker 5: an extra two percent a year.
- 19:20Speaker 6: Eric might win for this.
- 19:22Speaker 5: I wish I was lying because I am also in
- 19:24Speaker 5: this competition. But again, I'm just looking at a small window.
- 19:28Speaker 3: But so far, something's working.
- 19:31Speaker 6: And history though will tell us that in general, this
- 19:34Speaker 6: kind of this kind of scheme works, is that.
- 19:37Speaker 5: Right, generally speaking, I also think advisors are real concerned
- 19:42Speaker 5: with after tax returns. I mean, in the end, your
- 19:44Speaker 5: returns are after inflation, after tax, that's like your real return.
- 19:48Speaker 5: And so this is why it's important. But it's tough
- 19:52Speaker 5: to get people off.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Of VU and S and P.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Just to be clear here, the strategy was flamethrower, and
- 20:00Speaker 4: it works.
- 20:01Speaker 3: I know. I happen to be in the end zone
- 20:03Speaker 3: just standing there.
- 20:04Speaker 8: You're wide open.
- 20:05Speaker 13: This is for retail investors, this is for institutions, this
- 20:09Speaker 13: is for international institutions, this is for everybody.
- 20:13Speaker 6: Okay, excellent, wil Donna, thanks for playing.
- 20:19Speaker 2: All right, Well, we just had an addition.
- 20:22Speaker 4: James Safert, who's a senior research ETF analyst at Bloombergan Intelligence,
- 20:27Speaker 4: was caught on some terrible public transit woes and then
- 20:31Speaker 4: amazingly just charged through security literally walked in and we're
- 20:35Speaker 4: just going to make him do his pitch. He's not
- 20:37Speaker 4: hurt any of the other pitches. If you don't win,
- 20:41Speaker 4: no you no, it's bad. It's yeah, I think you're
- 20:43Speaker 4: gonna win. So whatever you're going to pitch.
- 20:45Speaker 5: It may help him because you won't spend thirty seconds
- 20:48Speaker 5: trashing everything.
- 20:48Speaker 6: You have one minute to pitch, James. You are on
- 20:52Speaker 6: the clock now.
- 20:54Speaker 9: Okay, So anyone who knows me is not going to
- 20:56Speaker 9: be surprised that I'm going to pitch a crypto ETF.
- 20:59Speaker 3: So the one I'm gonna go with.
- 21:00Speaker 9: There's a few that you go with, but I'm gonna
- 21:02Speaker 9: go with the bitwise b Soul or Bitcoin bit Wise.
- 21:05Speaker 9: Solana ETF first full spot crypto staking ETF.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Uh.
- 21:10Speaker 9: It launched into when people were kind of I mean,
- 21:13Speaker 9: right now, it's not a great time to be in crypto.
- 21:14Speaker 9: It's down pretty bad. Uh, and it's still one of
- 21:17Speaker 9: the best launches of the year. If you look at
- 21:19Speaker 9: volumes the easiest way to see how good of a
- 21:21Speaker 9: launch and ETF has had. It's second only to another
- 21:24Speaker 9: crypto ETF. But Solana itself is a much smaller market
- 21:29Speaker 9: cap than the one that I'm I just referenced. So
- 21:31Speaker 9: XRP is a is a bigger product in the crypto world.
- 21:34Speaker 9: But uh, Solana is a little more interesting to me
- 21:38Speaker 9: just because of the staking aspect. It's something that is
- 21:40Speaker 9: brand new. It's taken in. It took in over two hundred.
- 21:43Speaker 6: Million dollars in day one ten seconds.
- 21:46Speaker 3: And it's just it just proves that.
- 21:48Speaker 9: Despite even when the market is going bad and against you,
- 21:50Speaker 9: in the crypto world, these ETFs the top two are
- 21:53Speaker 9: crypto assets.
- 21:54Speaker 6: Okay, you're out a time.
- 21:56Speaker 2: That was good.
- 21:57Speaker 6: Interesting, Well, of course somebody, somebody, Joel had to pitch we.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Needed crypto to be on the list, and James delivered.
- 22:05Speaker 6: At the risk of you saying this is Papa Opples
- 22:08Speaker 6: making it about Papa Apples again, I will just say,
- 22:09Speaker 6: my brother, and this helps your pitch is obsessed with Solona.
- 22:13Speaker 6: There you go, which makes me extremely dubious. Uh ten
- 22:22Speaker 6: million on day one you said it taking no so.
- 22:25Speaker 9: Day one trading was fifty seven million at its launch
- 22:29Speaker 9: last month it was the largest.
- 22:30Speaker 2: We just had an extra PETF to pass it.
- 22:32Speaker 9: So now it's the second largest launch as far as
- 22:35Speaker 9: volume goes.
- 22:35Speaker 2: And it took an over two hundred million dollars in
- 22:37Speaker 2: day one.
- 22:38Speaker 6: So what's the what's the fee you have?
- 22:46Speaker 5: I think it's point two, but I actually I'll tell you,
- 22:49Speaker 5: hold on, I'm the life doctor, bel this is going
- 22:52Speaker 5: to be I think it's point two two.
- 22:54Speaker 6: All right, Trenz. Anything for I.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Think is to just you know, walk out of here
- 23:02Speaker 4: on the high like, go get some ice water.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Well I have a question for him.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Well you know that, and it's still to be clear,
- 23:14Speaker 2: you know.
- 23:15Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, crypto it's a tricky.
- 23:17Speaker 4: Moment pitching anything crypto current going down.
- 23:23Speaker 5: I think that's why I would say I think you
- 23:26Speaker 5: have to sell everybody in twenty seconds on why salon
- 23:29Speaker 5: a long term.
- 23:30Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's it's if you look at crypto, right,
- 23:33Speaker 9: if you're looking at blockchain technology, these crypto technologies you
- 23:36Speaker 9: have on one end of the spectrum Bitcoin super decentralized,
- 23:40Speaker 9: super secure, it's a little slow, it does a few
- 23:42Speaker 9: things extremely well, and then there's this whole other spectrum
- 23:45Speaker 9: of like less decentralization, maybe a little bit less secure,
- 23:48Speaker 9: more open, can do a lot more things than just
- 23:50Speaker 9: transfer money. Solana is competing on that other end of
- 23:53Speaker 9: the spectrum without being a completely centralized entity. So it's
- 23:56Speaker 9: competing with ethereum. It's a little more centralized in ethereum.
- 24:00Speaker 9: Some people listening to this will jump out of their
- 24:02Speaker 9: screens at me saying that, but it basically is trying
- 24:04Speaker 9: to compete with things in the traditional financial world, traditional
- 24:07Speaker 9: technology world, while also taking aspects that made bitcoin as
- 24:11Speaker 9: successful as it was.
- 24:14Speaker 6: Good stuff, James, thank you. Next up, we have a
- 24:21Speaker 6: fellow Greek eighth and Sarah Vegas, research associate here at
- 24:26Speaker 6: Bloomberg eighth. Then hit us.
- 24:28Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't even need a minute because this is
- 24:30Speaker 11: so easy. But just based on the picks, we have
- 24:32Speaker 11: Crypto that's down thirty percent, the most complicated etf ever
- 24:36Speaker 11: and a bunch of other ETFs have like no assets. Right,
- 24:39Speaker 11: did I get it right? Just what's so easy? It's
- 24:43Speaker 11: v bill, which is the Vanguard zero to three year
- 24:46Speaker 11: Treasury etf It's got four billion dollars. What is so
- 24:49Speaker 11: great about this is Vanguard never launches ETFs. It's like
- 24:52Speaker 11: an oxy moron to have new launches and have Vanguard
- 24:54Speaker 11: in there. So it's their first launch in about eight years.
- 24:58Speaker 11: It's bonds. They never competed in this space. It's got
- 25:00Speaker 11: four billion in assets, it's only seven basis points. It's
- 25:04Speaker 11: up three percent this year. Uh, it's they're competing with
- 25:07Speaker 11: you know, the likes of some other cash like ETFs.
- 25:10Speaker 11: But I think they don't launch products lightly, and when
- 25:13Speaker 11: they do, they make a really big slash in it.
- 25:16Speaker 11: So yeah, I think simplicity wins in this year of
- 25:19Speaker 11: like crazy launches. I'm gonna go the complete other way
- 25:21Speaker 11: and just go with like bonds, which I think is
- 25:24Speaker 11: just like bill bill Yeah, so just like short term treasuries.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Got it?
- 25:30Speaker 3: Wow?
- 25:31Speaker 6: Okay, I mean hard to argue some of that. I mean,
- 25:35Speaker 6: as do you like shiny objects or or super.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Super basic foundation.
- 25:47Speaker 6: The crypto guy like as but al right, not right enough?
- 25:55Speaker 6: So as not only the Greek connection, but also as
- 25:59Speaker 6: someone who's been a little comfortable in cash for a while,
- 26:02Speaker 6: in Vanguard cash for all. I mean, I don't know,
- 26:03Speaker 6: it's kind of I kind of speaking to me seven
- 26:06Speaker 6: BIPs now, right. The thing is, what these guys are
- 26:11Speaker 6: going to say is sure, pal three percent so far,
- 26:14Speaker 6: four percent at the end of the year. But how
- 26:17Speaker 6: how how do you like that when I'm when I
- 26:19Speaker 6: make up two thousand percent score in a couple of years.
- 26:22Speaker 6: What's your response to that?
- 26:23Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, you're not going to be one hundred
- 26:25Speaker 11: percent in it, right, So I feel like these are
- 26:27Speaker 11: the this is going to be the position.
- 26:29Speaker 3: That bails you out of like the big draw downs
- 26:31Speaker 3: that we have.
- 26:32Speaker 11: Like, yeah, obviously cash is never going to be as
- 26:33Speaker 11: good as three X and video or two X and video.
- 26:36Speaker 11: But I think it's a nice ballast compared to other bonds, right,
- 26:40Speaker 11: like the AG and things like that. I think that
- 26:42Speaker 11: that stuff has let you down. Cash has actually been
- 26:44Speaker 11: pretty reliable as like a hedge recently.
- 26:48Speaker 6: What are the chattering class?
- 26:49Speaker 4: I just think everybody else is you know, pitching, uh,
- 26:54Speaker 4: you know, new fangled objects and you know the voice
- 26:57Speaker 4: of sanity is entered the room.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean four cent yield in basically no risk
- 27:02Speaker 5: is pretty attractive, especially with market really high and people nervous.
- 27:06Speaker 5: And I agree, I would almost rather own this than
- 27:08Speaker 5: the agriabond index because this won't go down like the
- 27:12Speaker 5: AG goes down a lot with stocks. The only thing
- 27:15Speaker 5: here is if the Fed starts cutting, this will be
- 27:17Speaker 5: less attractive obviously.
- 27:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I just think in general, I mean
- 27:20Speaker 6: my two cents is what was it was to sell
- 27:23Speaker 6: off in the bomb market in late twenty twenty two, where.
- 27:27Speaker 3: The AG went down thirteen percent? Cash did nothing, So
- 27:29Speaker 3: you did better in cash.
- 27:30Speaker 6: Like it sort of blew up the whole bond proposition
- 27:33Speaker 6: at that moment, and as I saw it, and so yeah,
- 27:38Speaker 6: bills are bills? Are bills? Is it really the first
- 27:41Speaker 6: and eight years from Vanguard?
- 27:43Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 27:44Speaker 5: No, no, well they've done active though, maybe the first passive.
- 27:47Speaker 11: Yes that I should say you only had per minute that.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Actually that's like a.
- 27:54Speaker 5: Great they've actually looked like wait, actually launched Wait a second, no, no, no, no.
- 27:59Speaker 6: No, no, bactual mistakes. He's got to come up total.
- 28:02Speaker 3: This year he've launched this year of ETFs this year?
- 28:06Speaker 11: Yep, this was v buil was their first launch this year?
- 28:08Speaker 6: It's any of this stuff their first this year?
- 28:10Speaker 11: No, within the last like what was their last launch
- 28:13Speaker 11: was like twenty fourteen.
- 28:15Speaker 2: When they lost last year?
- 28:16Speaker 6: Bust his chops?
- 28:17Speaker 11: Are you what active did they they launched? That was
- 28:20Speaker 11: this year or last year? I think they're all this
- 28:22Speaker 11: year launches.
- 28:23Speaker 6: Yeah, so it is a slight Actually.
- 28:26Speaker 3: You're saying this was the first of many launches they launched.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Show me what they launched last year? Okay, give me,
- 28:33Speaker 3: it's gonna take a second. I want my life all right,
- 28:36Speaker 3: here we go.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Okay, here's that actually should have been established? You get
- 28:40Speaker 6: one terminal.
- 28:42Speaker 5: We got a lot of nerds in here. How many
- 28:43Speaker 5: ETFs you think van cards launched this year? Let's get
- 28:46Speaker 5: some guesses here.
- 28:47Speaker 2: James was close.
- 28:47Speaker 11: It's like ten or eleven.
- 28:50Speaker 6: Seven or ten? Not I go eight then seven to.
- 28:54Speaker 5: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten eleven.
- 28:59Speaker 6: Wow, So what are you talking about that?
- 29:01Speaker 2: Because they haven't?
- 29:02Speaker 5: Bill, wasn't their first one launch this year? We'll launched
- 29:04Speaker 5: the same day as Vegas. Okay, so these two but by.
- 29:08Speaker 6: The way, twenty four.
- 29:10Speaker 3: Here's the other problem.
- 29:11Speaker 5: They launched one in November of twenty twenty four and
- 29:14Speaker 5: another one in January of twenty twenty four.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Two of them. What wasn't they've launched multiple et like,
- 29:19Speaker 3: like I should have said, all right, you had.
- 29:23Speaker 2: You were you were?
- 29:24Speaker 6: I was going so well, I should have for the
- 29:26Speaker 6: kids listening at like.
- 29:28Speaker 5: The bond Lance Armstrong doping, it's like it's all ruined.
- 29:33Speaker 2: It was their first bond, first bond launch.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Don't worry, I got your back with mine.
- 29:38Speaker 6: Do you want to you want to try that again?
- 29:40Speaker 2: No?
- 29:40Speaker 3: I want to stay with the doping allegations. Okay, So
- 29:45Speaker 3: if I win, is this going to come back?
- 29:47Speaker 2: Probably?
- 29:48Speaker 6: Bro? He did?
- 29:51Speaker 3: I love that. He took the whole like moral high horse.
- 29:54Speaker 5: He's like they never launched any ETF and so for
- 29:57Speaker 5: them to launch. It came down from the heavens and
- 29:59Speaker 5: they said there shall be an ETF today, And it's like, oh,
- 30:04Speaker 5: actually there's been twenty in like two years.
- 30:07Speaker 2: I think before that they didn't have a launch for
- 30:10Speaker 2: like seven.
- 30:10Speaker 3: At some point there was a year or two at
- 30:12Speaker 3: some point here.
- 30:14Speaker 6: The more yeah, he won't give it up. Yeah yeah,
- 30:17Speaker 6: the more you talk together.
- 30:19Speaker 4: All right, I got one final pitch. Eric, You've got
- 30:24Speaker 4: a mess on your hands.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Intelligence. You're gonna mop that up.
- 30:28Speaker 6: Your guys are uh yeah, the least by the way, Eric,
- 30:31Speaker 6: I'll say you so far. I feel like the least
- 30:32Speaker 6: factual pitch is so far I've come from your crew.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Okay, Leric, you got a pitch I do?
- 30:39Speaker 6: All right, Eric, you are on the clock, sir.
- 30:42Speaker 5: All right, this one is just as boring as Athanasio says.
- 30:45Speaker 5: I know you thought I was gonna pick like a
- 30:46Speaker 5: two x quantum ETF, but this really stuck out to
- 30:49Speaker 5: me this year global x.
- 30:51Speaker 3: Us five hundred ETF. Okay, well, who cares?
- 30:53Speaker 5: Right, Here's why this is interesting. First of all, it's
- 30:56Speaker 5: only two basis porta picker g x LC two basis points. Really,
- 31:02Speaker 5: the ticker on an s and P five hundred should
- 31:04Speaker 5: mean nothing.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, the reason this is.
- 31:07Speaker 6: Interesting, respond to the crowd, Yeah.
- 31:10Speaker 5: This tracks the five hundred biggest thoughts in America. You
- 31:12Speaker 5: may be like, well, so does the SMP.
- 31:14Speaker 3: No, it doesn't.
- 31:15Speaker 5: The S and P is an active fund. That index
- 31:18Speaker 5: you need to have four quarters of positive earnings. Then
- 31:22Speaker 5: there's this secret committee that meets in a smoky room
- 31:25Speaker 5: somewhere and decides what can go in route. Remember when
- 31:27Speaker 5: they wouldn't let Tesla in. Well, over the last ten years,
- 31:30Speaker 5: the index this GXLC tracks is beating the S and
- 31:33Speaker 5: P by seven percentage points. Why mostly because they didn't
- 31:37Speaker 5: let Tesla in. This one did same with Strategy, and
- 31:39Speaker 5: there's been many others where this will have all the
- 31:42Speaker 5: stocks when they're big enough and you're not relying on
- 31:44Speaker 5: a secret committee of who knows who?
- 31:46Speaker 2: Okay, how do.
- 31:48Speaker 6: You respond to here?
- 31:52Speaker 2: What are the assets there? Let's just hear Eric admit it.
- 31:57Speaker 6: I gotta get then abound a battery.
- 32:01Speaker 3: Yes, there's only four million now.
- 32:02Speaker 5: Because global x is not known for beta, it'd be
- 32:05Speaker 5: like Vanguard launching like a humanoid ETF. It probably would
- 32:08Speaker 5: take a minute, but still, I'm just going on the
- 32:11Speaker 5: idea and the launch and the novelty.
- 32:13Speaker 3: And it's a fact.
- 32:14Speaker 2: It is.
- 32:15Speaker 5: And also this is truly passive. If you're in the
- 32:18Speaker 5: S and PIF hundred, you're not really passive. You are again,
- 32:21Speaker 5: you're giving that you're close to passive.
- 32:24Speaker 6: So you're saying that essentially all of us out there,
- 32:27Speaker 6: all of us who think we're passive investors, were actually
- 32:30Speaker 6: investing in active fund.
- 32:31Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a committee of like nine people who you
- 32:34Speaker 5: don't know, nobody knows. It's like remember see the Mob documentaries,
- 32:37Speaker 5: where like the committee meets and like decides like who's
- 32:39Speaker 5: gonna die that year.
- 32:40Speaker 6: It's a sectually who's going to vote on this?
- 32:41Speaker 8: Uh?
- 32:42Speaker 2: Yes, pitch if actually does.
- 32:43Speaker 3: That's what this does.
- 32:44Speaker 5: That's why like Strategy did again they caught they checked
- 32:46Speaker 5: every box. Tesla checked every box. Microsoft was famously not
- 32:50Speaker 5: let in when they checked every box.
- 32:51Speaker 6: So it's interesting, But is there is there a company
- 32:55Speaker 6: or two or five right now that you could think
- 32:56Speaker 6: of it that is unfairly being left out as a result.
- 32:59Speaker 6: Wait a minute, the crowd has a thought.
- 33:01Speaker 9: Erics twenty stocks that are that are eligible but not
- 33:04Speaker 9: in there, and there's over sixty stocks in the index
- 33:06Speaker 9: that are technically wouldn't be eligible today.
- 33:08Speaker 6: At that So this is interesting.
- 33:09Speaker 11: This is a backdoor crypto pitch for her strategy, that's what,
- 33:13Speaker 11: because he wants strategy to be in the index.
- 33:16Speaker 2: So what's the methodology here?
- 33:18Speaker 3: The five hundred biggest stocks in five hundred biggest done?
- 33:22Speaker 5: Okay, ask someone to ask somebody on the street to
- 33:25Speaker 5: describe the S and P five hundred.
- 33:27Speaker 3: They can.
- 33:27Speaker 5: Now I'm going to say, as an investor who does
- 33:29Speaker 5: own the S and P five hundred in my four
- 33:31Speaker 5: one K, I'm fine owning it. I'm just saying this
- 33:33Speaker 5: is a little potentially tighter and more passive, and it's
- 33:37Speaker 5: even cheap than two BIPs.
- 33:38Speaker 6: Do you own this one? No? It just came that
- 33:40Speaker 6: four million dollars your.
- 33:45Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to give investment.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Okay, speaking of mysterious processes, and uh, you know, smoke
- 33:51Speaker 4: filled the rooms with heavy curtains, h David Pappadopolis.
- 33:56Speaker 6: Uh you then, can I have a minute.
- 33:59Speaker 4: Looking gars and considering your options you take, We're going
- 34:04Speaker 4: to give you one minute with your thoughts.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll be back in a minute. Welcome back, David.
- 34:15Speaker 6: Thanks?
- 34:16Speaker 2: How is that smoke filled room two?
- 34:18Speaker 6: Cigars later, Yeah, some more stting, right, yeah, I uh
- 34:24Speaker 6: I no, no, there's no horse, no no no. And
- 34:26Speaker 6: after after great thought, I have I have a verdict.
- 34:31Speaker 2: Do you want to start with that or do you
- 34:33Speaker 2: want to? I want to.
- 34:35Speaker 6: I've graded everyone and we'll go from worst or last
- 34:39Speaker 6: to best least best, right, and.
- 34:45Speaker 5: There is I do feel like there's some millennials in
- 34:47Speaker 5: the room. Okay, I know you guys can't handle just
- 34:49Speaker 5: pure worst. Okay, so least best to best best.
- 34:53Speaker 6: Least best a k biggest flop our pal bill Donna, damn,
- 35:01Speaker 6: it was the shade. It was just basically it was
- 35:03Speaker 6: just just too angry. Your pitch was just too angry.
- 35:06Speaker 6: I couldn't It was just too angry, too angry, all right,
- 35:10Speaker 6: you know you're trying to sell me on something. You
- 35:13Speaker 6: can't be that angry.
- 35:14Speaker 2: But you're in good.
- 35:14Speaker 6: Company because your pal and it's just too just too
- 35:19Speaker 6: much of.
- 35:19Speaker 2: A mouthful, the whole cop kind of like a.
- 35:25Speaker 6: Fish, a fish called Wanda, Like I just couldn't get
- 35:29Speaker 6: it out. And it's the dividend, the whole dividen fourteen percent.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Obviously, right, what you beat your pals? Uh? Next?
- 35:43Speaker 6: Uh uh, mister bell cheernis what four million dollars?
- 35:48Speaker 3: I crushed it like I legit, objectively crushed it. Okay, okay,
- 35:53Speaker 3: well listen listen here.
- 35:56Speaker 6: You can't you can't beat all the one last time.
- 35:59Speaker 3: Don't know.
- 36:00Speaker 5: All I want is I want to see a copy
- 36:01Speaker 5: of his trading report in the next year. He's gonna
- 36:05Speaker 5: legit buy the ticker I went over.
- 36:06Speaker 6: I'm just saying, all right, now, we're starting to get
- 36:08Speaker 6: up towards the top. I got James next, right off
- 36:11Speaker 6: the right, off the bus or the subway, right in
- 36:15Speaker 6: solid pitch Crypto though, as the crowd, you know, as
- 36:18Speaker 6: the crowd was pointing out, though it was simultaneously greatly
- 36:22Speaker 6: courageous and a little kind of reckless to pitch Crypto
- 36:25Speaker 6: at a moment like this when it's puke and its
- 36:27Speaker 6: guts out. But that was all right, mister humanoid himself.
- 36:35Speaker 6: Andre's up next. Kind of fun sal But you know,
- 36:41Speaker 6: I'm still maybe just me being stupid. I just don't
- 36:44Speaker 6: know about the human ticker for a robot.
- 36:46Speaker 12: Have you seen the terminator?
- 36:49Speaker 6: I don't know, have youator.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Even like the ones?
- 36:54Speaker 6: But you see what I'm saying. She remains She remains salty.
- 36:58Speaker 6: And angry.
- 36:58Speaker 2: This is what you know.
- 36:59Speaker 5: You just have to I gotta say, though, the idea
- 37:03Speaker 5: of disqualifying him because human is a bad ticker.
- 37:07Speaker 6: It is.
- 37:07Speaker 3: They are called humanoids. I'm still name the industry gave them.
- 37:10Speaker 2: I'm aware of the he's not.
- 37:11Speaker 6: I'm just not feeling. I mean, there's a lot of
- 37:14Speaker 6: stuff that the industry pitches. Private credit will also tell
- 37:16Speaker 6: you a lot of things about private credit.
- 37:18Speaker 2: But I noticed Prove did not have a have a cameo.
- 37:24Speaker 6: Joel comes in third. I think the bronze just because
- 37:29Speaker 6: Textan Now Textan is kind of I feel like that
- 37:32Speaker 6: was fun, unlike human. I just thought Textan was good.
- 37:35Speaker 6: It's gonna go nowhere. To be clear, thea's got no chance,
- 37:40Speaker 6: but it's fine.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Black Rock says otherwise.
- 37:42Speaker 6: But okay, Isabelle Lee runner up?
- 37:46Speaker 9: No?
- 37:49Speaker 2: You would?
- 37:50Speaker 6: You know, we're only down to two people, so you propose.
- 37:52Speaker 3: You you give it to Lance Armstrong.
- 37:55Speaker 2: The cast their negative don't.
- 38:00Speaker 6: Well, here's another final thing.
- 38:03Speaker 2: You know.
- 38:03Speaker 6: That was what put it over the top of the
- 38:04Speaker 6: lancing because Lance and I actually share the exact same
- 38:07Speaker 6: birthday month. No v Bill, I mean, come on, what's wet? Yeah,
- 38:17Speaker 6: it's what wait a minute, it's one of many factors.
- 38:21Speaker 5: Right listen, I bet you their favorite actor is John Stamos.
- 38:25Speaker 5: That's how messed up they both are.
- 38:28Speaker 6: But we will we will be getting lunch together at
- 38:31Speaker 6: at uh. Yes, clearly, well, I like, I mean at
- 38:37Speaker 6: a time all the I mean you no, basically, among
- 38:39Speaker 6: other things, you could take the au m of all
- 38:40Speaker 6: these other a TF combined and it would not even order.
- 38:45Speaker 3: Oh okay, so it was an a competition.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Ethan, Uh, do you have anything else
- 38:51Speaker 2: you'd like to say? Any final word?
- 38:52Speaker 11: I'm clear of the doping allegations.
- 38:54Speaker 6: And let me ask, let me ask the trillion's host,
- 38:59Speaker 6: who would you not choosing your own, who would you
- 39:02Speaker 6: have chosen for this one?
- 39:06Speaker 5: Me?
- 39:07Speaker 3: I probably would have chosen Andres because because I think
- 39:16Speaker 3: this is a thematic etf. When I'm out in my
- 39:20Speaker 3: regular life, a lot of people are like, what's a
- 39:22Speaker 3: good stock pick?
- 39:23Speaker 5: And I'm like, I don't cover stocks. But when I
- 39:25Speaker 5: eventually say I cover the markets or whatever, They're.
- 39:27Speaker 3: Like, I want AI exposure. That's what everybody says.
- 39:30Speaker 5: That's the thing this I like because it's going, it
- 39:34Speaker 5: is even going further, and there's so much money being
- 39:36Speaker 5: poured into it, and it doesn't have a lot of overlap.
- 39:39Speaker 5: You add like one percent of a humanoid ETF to
- 39:41Speaker 5: your otherwise boring vanilla, it's a nice little spice. So
- 39:44Speaker 5: I just I just think that's a and human is
- 39:47Speaker 5: a good ticker. That's why I would have given it
- 39:49Speaker 5: to him. And the whole Terminator thing. I think about
- 39:52Speaker 5: that constantly when I see these videos. I think about Terminator,
- 39:55Speaker 5: and I think about Minority Report. Remember when they sent
- 39:57Speaker 5: the spider robots and to get the guy. I'm like,
- 39:59Speaker 5: the futures gonna be a combination of Minority Report in idiocracy.
- 40:02Speaker 3: That's my theory. I know it's a weird mashup, but.
- 40:05Speaker 6: So for posterity. If Paulus was the judge, Yeah, Winter Joel.
- 40:11Speaker 2: You know, I kind of liked Meme.
- 40:13Speaker 4: I thought that was you know, of all the things
- 40:15Speaker 4: that you could have thought would have happened this year,
- 40:18Speaker 4: like the resurrection of a meme stock ETF, Like that's
- 40:21Speaker 4: just kind of you know, bonkers.
- 40:24Speaker 6: But I mean, like Texan, it's also gonna puke it
- 40:26Speaker 6: scots out.
- 40:27Speaker 2: But that's the point.
- 40:28Speaker 4: It's like, you know, there's there's a there's an indicator there.
- 40:30Speaker 5: The other thing for meme is uh, if you again,
- 40:32Speaker 5: if you're a boring investor, you add a little meme.
- 40:34Speaker 5: You have to worry about what these whack job traders
- 40:36Speaker 5: are doing. It just covers the stocks they're into and
- 40:38Speaker 5: you get a little taste of it. Which of these
- 40:41Speaker 5: ets are you most likely to invest in?
- 40:44Speaker 6: Oh?
- 40:44Speaker 2: He knew, he gave it to it already.
- 40:45Speaker 3: Besides, besides g x LC do.
- 40:48Speaker 6: You like g XLC? All right, so the dividends will no?
- 40:53Speaker 3: Man, basically just say so we can all leave, maybe
- 41:01Speaker 3: maybe yours.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Eric, meme, not a chance in hell. The bell I
- 41:06Speaker 6: already got plenty of best new lunch text texting is fun,
- 41:10Speaker 6: but no, like I mean, actually no, this I should ask.
- 41:14Speaker 6: Eric's gonna be like, I really want And that's.
- 41:16Speaker 2: Why he's like, I really want that.
- 41:20Speaker 6: What about some of the venezuela and bolvars are hand
- 41:23Speaker 6: I hand you just cut edit.
- 41:24Speaker 2: We're just gonna turn the volume down.
- 41:26Speaker 3: Hold on one other question.
- 41:28Speaker 5: Yeah, Let's say I know you're a horse track guy
- 41:30Speaker 5: and you like gambling. Let's say you had a ten
- 41:33Speaker 5: thousand dollars of your money right and you had to
- 41:35Speaker 5: place it right now, even money on all these Which
- 41:38Speaker 5: of these were the best performance?
- 41:39Speaker 6: Twelve months from now, twelve months from now, just twelve.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Yeah, this is an investment advice.
- 41:45Speaker 6: Yo.
- 41:46Speaker 3: Oh you think cash is gonna win over the next Wow?
- 41:50Speaker 3: He No, you could be right. That's that's just a
- 41:52Speaker 3: barish call basics.
- 41:53Speaker 6: So that's why it's taking months. If you alread to
- 41:54Speaker 6: give me a longer period, I wouldn't go be your bill.
- 41:57Speaker 3: But yeah, twelve months, Okay, you might be right.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Maybe we'll come back in twelve months. Clock starts now. David,
- 42:05Speaker 2: thank you very much for joining us. Everybody else thank
- 42:07Speaker 2: you as well.
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