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Full EP | Texas Roadhouse ‘White Servers Only’ Group; Are You Going to See R. Kelly if Released; Former Deputy Who Shot Sonya Massey Dies in Prison; Five Things You Can Do Now Kids Back in School; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, happy birthday to Blair Underwood. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Robert Ory. I do not understand how he's not in
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  Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame. He won seven championships.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he was integral in all of them.
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  Speaker 2: He hit some big shots at the end, but if
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  Speaker 2: you look at his overall numbers. No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: If Draymond Green can be in the Hall of Fame,
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  Speaker 1: and people are saying he's a Hall of Famer, then
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  Speaker 1: Robert Ory can't be, too. No doubt. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Gene Simmons. Happy birthday to Billy Ray Cyrus. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to Cameron Matheson. Happy birthday to Rachel Ray. But Rachel Ray,
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  Speaker 1: you know why I like Rachel Ray? Because she look
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  Speaker 1: like she eat the food she cook. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Michael Cohen. Remember, Jez, we saw him.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Remember we saw him right before he got his beard? Mm-hmm. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: he was talking, too.
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  Speaker 2: He sure was.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Damon Jones. Happy birthday to Kel Mitchell.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Karis LeVert. Karis LeVert. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Blake Lively. She's going through it. Happy birthday to Chyna
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  Speaker 1: Ann McClain, Tyler's Half a Pain, and Black Lightning. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to LaTosha DJ Duffy. Happy birthday positively, of course,
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  Speaker 1: to Sean Connery.
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  Speaker 4: Remember he.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking to Robert Wallace, and he said that
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  Speaker 1: he hit a woman by the leg.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to slap them, you know.
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  Speaker 5: James Bond can do anything. He's licensed to slap.
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  Speaker 1: He told her, you can get it, too.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes if she gets out of line, yep.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't even playing. Happy birthday to Regis Philbin. Happy
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  Speaker 1: birthday to George Wallace, the Alabama governor, which is the
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  Speaker 1: last time there were troops sent by air. a president
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  Speaker 1: to a state, it was because the governor was racist.
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  Speaker 1: This time it's because the president is.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Ivan the Terrible and happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Shaq G. Humpty Hump. Now, we've got a great show
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  Speaker 1: lined up for you. We've got a little note from
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  Speaker 1: the GED section and Jasmine Stanton is going to let
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  Speaker 1: us know what's trending on the D.L. Hughley Show. Jasmine.
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  Speaker 3: What, man?
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  Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I can tell you right now, one of the
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  Speaker 6: first things that's trending and actually it trended all weekend.
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  Speaker 6: And that is this crazy story about this Texas roadhouse.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen this?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 6: Something to do with a Facebook group called the White
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  Speaker 6: Servers Only. And, you know, it's like hundreds of thousands
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  Speaker 6: of people who were there and they're basically posting anonymously saying,
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  Speaker 6: that they have been, let's say, first of all, they're allegations.
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  Speaker 6: We don't know how true they are, but apparently some
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  Speaker 6: white servers have been spitting in the food of black customers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Texas Roadhouse said it's not true. It's unfounded.
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  Speaker 7: Well, but hold on.
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  Speaker 1: If you're Texas Roadhouse, would you say it's true? Would
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  Speaker 1: you come to it?
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  Speaker 8: No, you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 6: Of course you'd say, that's not happening at our fabulous
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  Speaker 6: white linen tablecloth establishment.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: You're going a bit too far now. Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I've been there.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So I made it up. I made it up.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Of course, there is some concern about it because now
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  Speaker 6: people are saying if this could happen at Texas Roadhouse,
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  Speaker 6: it could happen just about anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really know.
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  Speaker 6: But the truth of the matter is when you do
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  Speaker 6: go out to eat, you don't know what people are doing.
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  Speaker 6: Are they washing their hands? Are they, you know, doing
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  Speaker 6: all kinds of things?
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  Speaker 1: You just don't know.
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  Speaker 6: So you've got to pray a word and count it
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  Speaker 6: all joy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I say your grace.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you say your grace.
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  Speaker 2: If you need a reason to say grace, there it is.
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  Speaker 1: For sure.
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  Speaker 6: And, of course, the other thing that's trending this week,
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  Speaker 6: Sad news that we got today that we lost Dolly Parton,
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  Speaker 6: 80 years old. Now, you do know her husband died
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  Speaker 6: in 2025, I think, because they were married and she
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  Speaker 6: was like, I don't know, 18 years old. They got
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  Speaker 6: married in 1966, by the way. And so, you know,
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  Speaker 6: some are speculating, including myself, that perhaps it was a
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  Speaker 6: broken heart.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They were together for a long time.
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  Speaker 6: But let's not forget, you know, Dolly Parton was not
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  Speaker 6: only known for her legacy in terms of music, you know,
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  Speaker 6: seven decades of a career that she had, multiple generations
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  Speaker 6: of you know, fans and all the like, but most importantly,
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  Speaker 6: her philanthropic work. She did a lot of things in
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  Speaker 6: the community. She did a lot of things to help
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  Speaker 6: a lot of you know, underprivileged kids.
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  Speaker 2: She was an advocate. She was definitely an advocate.
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  Speaker 6: Definitely that. So she will be missed. So shout out
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  Speaker 6: to her family and all the fans.
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  Speaker 1: Why are the good ones going?
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  Speaker 2: We keep waiting for this other news.
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  Speaker 1: They hate it too.
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  Speaker 2: They hate it also.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough.
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  Speaker 5: We're waiting for other news.
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  Speaker 2: That's enough.
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  Speaker 8: That's enough.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what's trending.
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  Speaker 2: Good Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what's trending. And that's what's trending. Yep. And
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  Speaker 1: that's what's trending. So, um, I was struck by another
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  Speaker 1: thing that I, the mayor of New York has done Mondami.
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  Speaker 1: He has started a thousand dollar fund for all the children, uh,
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  Speaker 1: in kindergarten and preschool, right. That they can start at
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  Speaker 1: college fund, given every child that age, a thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: He's also, uh, opened, uh, a, a food, uh, a
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  Speaker 1: grocery store that was formerly a, uh, juvenile detention center.
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  Speaker 1: He has also sought and got, uh, tips and wages
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  Speaker 1: from big corporations that they owe people. He's, lower rent,
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  Speaker 1: has tried to freeze rent. He has visited, he has
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  Speaker 1: swam with people. He's scraped up snow with people, giving
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  Speaker 1: them jobs. He's watched the World Cup from jail. He
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  Speaker 1: has welcomed the stranger, like he's making sure that ICE
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  Speaker 1: comports himself professionally. He has made sure that people seem
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  Speaker 1: welcome there. He has made sure that all of the
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  Speaker 1: tenants of the He has enacted. And I'm listening to
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  Speaker 1: this kid, El Sayed, out of Michigan, who's running for
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  Speaker 1: senator in Michigan. And he was on Fox News with
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  Speaker 1: Jesse Waters and the things he was talking about in
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  Speaker 1: terms of reparations, in terms of the things he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do. I will say this. Show me. And I
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  Speaker 1: said this before. And a lot of people got irritated.
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  Speaker 1: Show me. Muslims are putting Christians to shame. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking about as a religion in general. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: I have noticed that the Muslims in governance... are far
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  Speaker 1: more concerned about the tenets of Christianity than the people
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  Speaker 1: who say they're Christians. Show me one Christian in governance
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  Speaker 1: that is leading, that is governing according to his faith.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about the fire and brimstone part, the
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  Speaker 1: don'ts and the restrictions and what women shouldn't do and
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  Speaker 1: who shouldn't be gay. I'm not talking about that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about the love and the other things, the looking
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  Speaker 1: out for the strangers, the making sure people are fed,
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  Speaker 1: the working with the poor. To do all the things
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  Speaker 1: that Christ, show me, show me a Christian in governance
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  Speaker 1: or a Jew in governance or a Hindu in governance
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  Speaker 1: that is doing what these Muslims are doing. Show me one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, because these people apparently do not care
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  Speaker 1: who they were. God, they they ascribe to. They don't
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  Speaker 1: care what book they read. It is all decency and humanity.
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  Speaker 1: And I tell you what, there used to be a
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  Speaker 1: time when people tried that. And I think even now,
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  Speaker 1: now all you can say, oh, they're Muslim and we
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  Speaker 1: should be afraid of them. And they are governing the
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  Speaker 1: way that their faith dictates. They should show me a
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  Speaker 1: Christian doing the same thing. Show me one that is
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  Speaker 1: opening up, that is having conversations about making life easier
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  Speaker 1: for their fellow for their fellow man. Show me, show me,
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  Speaker 1: show me, because one of the tenets of any religion
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  Speaker 1: and I don't ascribe to any. I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I ain't got a dog in this race,
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  Speaker 1: but I can just say this. Religion and your faith
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  Speaker 1: should not be about who you look up to, but
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  Speaker 1: it's also about who you look down, who you don't
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  Speaker 1: look down on. And he seems to be everything Christians
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  Speaker 1: say they are everything, everything. And I said this before
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  Speaker 1: and I'll say it again. You show me one, show
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  Speaker 1: me one anywhere in the country from governor to mayor
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  Speaker 1: to city council who is governing the way he says
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  Speaker 1: he lives. And I said it before and I'll say
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  Speaker 1: it again. These two Muslims are putting Christians in governance
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  Speaker 1: to shame. That's a little note from the GED section.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 9: She smiles.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 6: The United States Postal Service has released a new rule
• 8:01
  Speaker 6: adding verification requirements to all mail-in ballots. Under the proposed change,
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  Speaker 6: states will be required to collect and report basic voter
• 8:08
  Speaker 6: information like name, address, attached to a unique barcode on
• 8:13
  Speaker 6: every mail-in ballot. Now, state election authorities would then be
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  Speaker 6: required to input this information into a federal ballot mail portal.
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  Speaker 6: The USPS said it will not.
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  Speaker 1: Deliver ballots to any state not in compliance. Yep, there
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  Speaker 1: it is. The Supreme Court helped it happen, huh? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they did.
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  Speaker 5: Let freedom ring.
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  Speaker 1: They did. You know, here's the thing. First off, the
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  Speaker 1: reason that this is happening and the reason they should
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: abolish the Electoral College.
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. Immediately.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Two things they got to do. Abolish the Electoral College
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: and then expand the court. Two things.
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  Speaker 2: And put term limits on the court justice.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And where is Mitch McConnell?
• 8:52
  Speaker 4: Is he dead?
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Is that dead yet?
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: He's been dead for weeks, man.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: They're not even talking about Mitch McConnell anymore. We don't
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: know where he is. I'm just saying.
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: He's probably talking to Dolly Parton right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Now he ain't talking to Dolly. Yeah, Dolly Parton ain't
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  Speaker 1: got time for him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton's like, I ain't got time for you. Why
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  Speaker 1: you have to know?
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  Speaker 2: You know, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but Dolly, Dolly Parton's been good. She was a
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  Speaker 1: sweet girl. She's a sweet, sweet woman. And that's a
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: big old. Anyway, so listen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe him and Dolly. I'm trying to move on.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: You can be sweet and well endowed. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: move on. Let's have some decorum. That girl has some
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  Speaker 1: sweater house. She has some Winnebago.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Some tickle bitties.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: That was a white woman. I would have been seen
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: with her. I would have had some black brothers. All
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: you got to do is say boobies around dudes and
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: they just lose their mind. Boobies. There you have me now.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Look at Laina.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: Laina, I know you especially grieving because y'all sisters.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: She had me by.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 6: My boobs are really big.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you, I appreciate it. You're the Dominican, Dally. I'm
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: chasing the I'm telling you, I'm telling you that the
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  Speaker 1: broad sections are weeping right now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not even going to finish my jazz report.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: I quit.
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  Speaker 9: You sure?
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Cause I'm scared about this.
• 10:10
  Speaker 6: Getting suspected heart attack patients to spit into a tube.
• 10:15
  Speaker 6: could actually help diagnose them six times faster than blood
• 10:18
  Speaker 6: tests with 84% accuracy. Scientists have managed to process saliva
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  Speaker 6: in a way that allows standard testing kits to pick
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  Speaker 6: up on telltale signs of the deadly event in just
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  Speaker 6: 10 minutes. In just 10 minutes, they can do this.
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  Speaker 6: And they say the same chemical test takes about an
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  Speaker 6: hour to achieve the same result.
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  Speaker 1: So spit in the cup, save your life. Yeah. And
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: the saliva.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Spit in that tube, save your life.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: Keep it going.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: And your relationship.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: And your relationship.
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  Speaker 4: It will.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: And you were talking about Tatas. That's all right. That's
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: why I said I didn't want.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: To do that story so soon after that. But, hey. So,
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: If R.
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  Speaker 1: Kelly were to get out of prison and had a
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  Speaker 1: concert in your town, are you buying a ticket?
• 11:02
  Speaker 10: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I'm not. But I would stream it. I
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: would stream it. I would sit at home and watch it. No.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't take my daughter.
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  Speaker 1: There are things. There are things. I'm a very principled
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  Speaker 1: human being. If his song come on, I don't turn
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  Speaker 1: it off right away. I don't do that.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I couldn't actually spend bread to do it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you sat at home and did it,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd probably... If it comes on, I don't
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  Speaker 1: seek it out. But if it comes up, I don't
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: turn it off. So if R.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly.
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  Speaker 1: This is a heated debate.
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  Speaker 11: If R.
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  Speaker 1: Kelly got on the... Listen, I will not be lectured
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  Speaker 1: to something about my, you know, my moral stance when
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: this country voted for a pedophile.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: I won't. That's what I won't do.
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  Speaker 2: Twice.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I won't do. I won't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Convicted felon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to. Mine is inner turmoil. My conscience
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't let me do it. But it's not from some
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: far morality this country never had.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I got you. But I couldn't.
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: I couldn't.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. Now,
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: the best I could do is, you know. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I do listen to his music occasionally.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if it comes up.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But we're going to go to social media. What are
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: they saying out there, especially Al Kay?
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  Speaker 9: So we got Kyle, no relation, from Los Angeles, also
• 12:17
  Speaker 9: no relation. He said, listen, I always respect what R.
• 12:22
  Speaker 9: Kelly does, but I refuse to give money to him.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Would you do it, Kyle?
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  Speaker 11: No.
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  Speaker 1: No. But you like his music, though, right?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. I have a very special memory to one of
• 12:32
  Speaker 9: his songs.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, you do?
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: You do?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Tell us about it.
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 12:37
  Speaker 9: Remember, I danced when I was, I danced with Beyonce.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 9: Step in the name of love.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's at Tyler's party, right?
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: You know what? It almost, he liked Beyonce so much,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: he started liking black chicks. Remember that? Something to these bros.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, boy, it's crazy.
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: Mmm.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Remember when Megan Good came, boy, to do the podcast, boy?
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  Speaker 9: I do remember.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I do remember. So good. Man, boy, he almost bought
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: him to the other side.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: If he wouldn't have stopped in the Philippines, it would
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: have been all over.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz, I just think it is a moral dilemma for me.
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  Speaker 1: There are things I won't do.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm going to tell you this. I'm not going
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: to lie. Now, I probably wouldn't go to the show, right?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go.
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: But I'm not going to lie. Because my thing is,
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: he was convicted in what, 21, 22? So it rubbed
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: off by now? He didn't serve his time, man. In
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: my mind, I'm thinking, but in the 90s, though, you
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  Speaker 6: know what I mean? It was a rumor, but we
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: didn't really know. He wasn't convicted.
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  Speaker 1: Plus, he was beyond the safe zone. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just have a feeling. The body's calling. It
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  Speaker 1: was 93. Like, it was back in the 90s. That's
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: when we thought he was clean. The body's calling because
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: it's a sting operation. And there's that.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 13:58
  Speaker 9: Wow.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: So we're going to ask, would you, if he got out,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: would you go, and he had a concert in Newtown,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: would you go 877-242- Remember we did that work that
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: year with him in Florida. Yes, I remember. And I
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: was like, nah, man. He said, man, come on. Nah,
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: play boy. Nah, that's not what I do. I don't
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: do that at all. It's the DL Hughley Show, your
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: 2026 edition. If you're going to be in Boston, I'll
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: be there this Friday, Saturday, Saturday. Also Thursday, I'll be
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Yellow Springs with Dave Chappelle. So we'll see what's going on.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: It'll be fun.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: So Sandra Massa's killer, the cop, Died. Died in prison.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: He'd only done a year. I thought he was kidding. Yeah,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I was going to say. You know how evil you
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: got to be when you're 32 and die of cancer?
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: You know how evil you got to be? Yep. I
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: can imagine. I don't necessarily ascribe it to karma, but
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: And did you see Brandon Tatum start talking about Michelle
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Obama and everybody went at him?
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: We love Michelle Obama. And then his daughter. You know,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Bishop Talbot Swan, who is somebody I follow, he was
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: getting into it with his wife, and she was like,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: that's not becoming. He's like, your husband started this.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I brought you up. The other thing is.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: By the way, for real, for real, you know I
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: hate making fun of how people look, because I think
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: that's how you were born. However, whoever put together the
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: montage of her doing her brows, I was like, you
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: know what?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: She looked like one of them Targaryens. she looks like
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: one of them tigerians i swear to god i'm not
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: you know i'm not for family i think that that's
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: off limits but since he started it yeah and then
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: he got hips did you see them together it looked
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: like two bad on the way to the gynecologist i
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: thought it was a double gender reveal That dude, those jeans,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: somebody ovulated in them jeans before. Those jeans. Come on, Genuine.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: He look like Saucy Santana for real, don't he?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Those jeans got stretch in them.
• 15:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway. A little high.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think if R. Kelly got out and
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: had a concert, would you go? Skip, would you? Yep.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: He served his time.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, we got this pedophile that hasn't served his time.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: He's leading this country. Don't hit me with.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: That morality and all that stuff. Hey, man, I'm not
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: going to see Robert, but R. Kelly on stage, I'm
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: going to see him and listen to his music and everything. Now, Robert,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: that one that Gail was talking to, that's Robert. But no, no,
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Wisconsin.
• 16:29
  Speaker 12: What is it hot and fresh in the kitchen come
• 16:32
  Speaker 12: on okay that's enough see what happens you get caught
• 16:38
  Speaker 12: up this is like the 90s early 2000 come.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: On yeah keep it on down low y'all yeah it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: it's uh i just i think for a lot of
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: people i don't think that he should i don't think
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: that he should be ostracized i would never say canceling
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: but for me It is a moral dilemma for me
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: that I would not. I get it. Skip said something interesting.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Skip said something interesting. Yeah. If he gets out, he's
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: done his time.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: He's done his time.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Or broke out.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: If you break out, you ain't doing a concert. Not here.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: So Skip, I just, you know. But I expect that
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: from you.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I expect that from you.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Well, then there's that. You know, Skip, 40% of it
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: is white. So what? Come on now.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: White people ain't going to the concert.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Come on now. Yeah, but they'll fund it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Come on, man.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Come on now. Elena, I'm going to ask you. Get ready. Elena,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: when I ask you a question this time, be ready.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: We have to warm you up. Okay, but we got
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: stuff to do. We got places to go. We got
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: to preset you.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: So just sit there with your mouth on the microphone.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Until I get Saturday. I did it
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: last night. Ah, there it is.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Good one, Laina.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 17:48
  Speaker 13: Boom.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: A Dominican Dalai Lama.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, saucy. Yes.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's saucy.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: So if R. Kelly got out and had a concert,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: would you go, Laina, my little Dominicana?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: D-Malo.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: D-Malo. Would you go? How much are the tickets?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just playing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. That is a good question. I
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: probably would go.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: Because you have no morals.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: What? You have no morals. I'm just telling you. I
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: could separate them.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'm still stepping in the name of love of the party.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Y'all went and saw the Michael movie. Stop playing.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: He wasn't convicted. He was now innocent as a matter
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: of fact. And I walked out. That's what's going to happen.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: When he was in the pool, I was like, let
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: me leave. I only went to the movie because Jasmine
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: was doing something. That's why I went. That's why I went.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm morally conflicted. This is the first time in history
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: that you didn't fall asleep, though. You did. No, I
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: didn't fall asleep doing Odyssey. I did not fall asleep
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: doing Odyssey.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: You snoozed a little bit.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: You guys lie so much.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: You lie so much.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand why I'm here with you all.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: You don't even believe that your soul is a three-hour movie.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Be quiet. Carlitos way. You missed the Cyclops and everything.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I know I didn't miss nothing. Question we're asking. R.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Kelly gets out and has a concert. Where'd you go?
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: 877-242-2426.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: We're going to the phones. What do you think?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I'm a big R.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Kelly fan.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: I got to say, not only would I go, I'm
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: buying front row the first five concerts. Nobody said he
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: raped them.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: It was all about the money.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody got paid.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: So I think, like I said, I'll go see him
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: front row the first five concerts.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: He's doing a good job. This is Tim from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't go to.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: His show, but you gotta give it to him.
• 19:49
  Speaker 13: He put out some good music back then.
• 19:51
  Speaker 11: I still listen to his music.
• 19:53
  Speaker 13: I wouldn't go to his show. I wouldn't contribute any
• 19:56
  Speaker 13: money to him. and have a concert the next day,
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: I'm buying tickets to come to my hometown. I still
• 20:05
  Speaker 13: rock with R.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Kelly.
• 20:06
  Speaker 13: I still listen to his music. I think he's a
• 20:09
  Speaker 13: genius when it comes to his music. Now, do I
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: think he's stupid when it comes to common sense? Yeah,
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: I do. I think he's made a lot of mistakes.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Well, who hasn't?
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: I mean, I wish black folks would stop allowing white
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: folks to tell us who we should cancel. They ain't
• 20:23
  Speaker 13: canceling every president. They ain't canceling Osborne. There's a lot
• 20:27
  Speaker 13: of white artists that have been in trouble that they
• 20:29
  Speaker 13: never canceled. So I would, black folks would stick and
• 20:33
  Speaker 13: stay with the people that, listen, R. Kelly made a mistake.
• 20:36
  Speaker 13: We understand that. But his music will forever outlive him.
• 20:40
  Speaker 13: So I think he's a genius. I think he's a
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: great performer. And I will buy his concert ticket tomorrow.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: Of course.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Because the music still was good.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: It was legit.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm still going to go to it. I'm still
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: going to jam. I don't have to.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Go to no room with him.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I can just go enjoy the music. Yeah, that's something else.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I ain't doing all that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to the concert.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: You want to throw an all-white? I got me an
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: all-white outfit ready.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: All right, we already heard from Immoral, Skip, and Lena.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Jazz, you would go too, right? You know, I might
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: go and sit in the back, but I'm probably going
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Jazz, you coming up with me.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: You think of the back of the back. You think
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: of the back like that because you're less in the theater.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pick you up on the way, Jazz.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: And she'll be posting it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: It'll be all over Instagram.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It's the first time Jasmine will sit in the back.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Mr. Biggs.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. In the back with a cap down
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to my brows. It's just one more left. We got
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: to just hear from Junius and see if I am
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: alone on my soapbox. R. Kelly gets out when you
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: go to his concert. We're going through the phones.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: If R.
• 21:51
  Speaker 13: Kelly got out and had a show, I'm most definitely going.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: He's the baddest brother.
• 21:56
  Speaker 13: He probably is the best male artist of our time, 80s, 90s.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I'm front row.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: Oh, yes, most definitely I would go see him.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: If he got out, that would mean that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: He served his time and paid his debt to society.
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: It doesn't negate what he did as a musician or
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: a masterful songwriter or an artist.
• 22:18
  Speaker 13: I would definitely go see R.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Kelly.
• 22:20
  Speaker 13: Pay my money to go see him, definitely.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: I would, if I could afford it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Not only would I pay money to go to a R.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Kelly concert if he got out of prison... I do
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: it with complete righteousness in my mind and heart. The
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: profits from an R. Kelly concert are going to his
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: label victims, his deserving ex-wife, and his offsprings. That's where
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: the vast majority of the profits are going to go
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: if he's able to get out and do a concert tour.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: He's got to pay for his people, so they're going
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: to get paid, the band and everything like that. And R. Kelly,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: if he gets a break like that, if he gets
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: that stroke of luck, R. Kelly is going to be
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: a much better person when he comes out. So, yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: I'd go.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Man, if R.
• 23:06
  Speaker 13: Kelly got out of jail tomorrow, I'm in the first row.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: And I'm saying that because I have daughters, man.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: And what I'm saying is. This country, like y'all said,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: voted for.
• 23:16
  Speaker 13: Donald Trump twice.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: All them people that talked about R.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Kelly and downed R.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Kelly, they voted for this man.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: That man did his time.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: He's an icon, bro. Can't nobody hit him in versus.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's the king R & B.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And like I said, if he.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Got out tomorrow, I'm in front row.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Bless you, DL. You're doing good work for our community, brother.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Keep it up.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Junius, I didn't hear from you. What did you say?
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess I'd be joining Jazz.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And Skip over at the concert. Yeah, we're going to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the show. I wouldn't take my little nieces with me,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you know, because he just got out, so it might
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: be a little too tempting, but I'll be there.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And if Skip's going, he's going to have the tickets,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: so we're going to have good seats. I'm very, I
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: can't tell you how disappointed I am, but it is
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: not unexpected. I walk this path alone on this show. Well,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: we got no first stone casters around here.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: You're the only one, Nick.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: He paid his dues.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: He's out.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'll be back. We'll be back with more of the show.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: The only one God loves on the.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Show is the deal.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Wow. It's the faithful one on the deal. You'll be
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: so coming back. Now it's time to listen to Alibo,
• 24:37
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• 24:39
  Speaker 7: And I'm selling me and I'm me. All I may say,
• 24:44
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• 24:52
  Speaker 1: What's that, Alibo?
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: We are in the middle of the August, and you
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: know what this means?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: What?
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: It is almost time for the kids to go back
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: to school. And no one is more happy about this
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: than their parents. Summer break has them running a 24-hour
• 25:10
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• 25:14
  Speaker 7: only speaks in, I'm hungry, and he hit me first.
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: Uh-oh.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: School is the only free babysitter the government steals funds.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: I'm serious. You know, dear my home brother, I do
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: not have kids. But you know, I am a warrior.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: If I were to have children... They would be warriors
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: like me. They'd be born already knowing how to change
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: their own diapers out of respect. They never cried. They
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: would just stare at the problem until it fixed itself.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Their imaginary friends would ask permission before appearing.
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: Uh-oh.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: And the school bus would pick them up early and
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: thank them for the privilege. Their report cards would say,
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: approved by Halebo. And every teacher would give them an
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: A just to stay on the safe side. I'm serious.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Today's review has nothing to do with going back to
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: the school. But it does have Screaming Teacher in it.
• 26:10
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• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Hathaway and Ewan D. McGregor. Now, in this movie, they
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: play their Platt family. They have a son and a daughter,
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: and they live in a neighborhood that looks like an
• 26:26
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• 26:30
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• 26:40
  Speaker 7: pack their bags and leave like they're late for a
• 26:43
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• 26:47
  Speaker 7: and the mailman starts delivering packages from next Tuesday. It's
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: like if the Twilight Zone got drunk, lost their bet,
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: and tried to direct a Home Depot commercial. In the ending,
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: the whole street just folds up like a cheap yoga
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: mat and disappears. I'm serious. I haven't felt this level
• 27:07
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• 27:11
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• 27:20
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• 27:25
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• 27:29
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• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: You're from California.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: You always talk about how great California is while you
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: dog out Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, and the entire southern region. Look,
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: I know you think that California is better than the
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: lowly South, but the last time I checked, the only
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: place I know that always has massive wildfires and mudslides
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: that take out houses and severe earthquakes and has gang
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: violence is California. And on top of that, you have
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: the nerve to have the high cost of living and
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: even higher taxes. Give me this off any day.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: F * * * you, D.
• 29:37
  Speaker 13: Hughley.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: Today's last F.U.D. Hughley comment is from Facebook. Latin Lover says, D.L.,
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: I heard you making fun of your bodyguard because he's
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: of Mexican descent and doesn't speak Spanish. Why is that
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: so funny to you? I bet your black butt can't
• 29:50
  Speaker 10: even speak a syllable of Swahili. Truth be told, you
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: struggle with English. Well, that's it for this week. This
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: has been Lise James, your F.U.G. Hughley correspondent.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And until next week, bye.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It is now time for the human being of the week. Jasmine,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: somebody out here is being human. Who is it? And
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: what have they done? What have they rocked?
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: It is New Orleans Saints rookie Kristen Miller at a
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: grocery store just getting.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: You know, some vittles.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: And the woman in front of him couldn't afford to
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: pay for her groceries. And so he offered to pay
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: for all of her items. Now she tried to decline
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: his offer by telling him not to do it. He
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: was like, I will not take no for an answer
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: because you're not getting married. Block my blessing.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: So that was pretty nice.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: But she had no idea who he was. She didn't
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: know that he was the rookie. And, you know, when
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: she found out, she ran outside, obviously take a picture.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Who's the big dude buying shrimp?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who that was.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: That's pretty awesome though. And, and he didn't brag about
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: who he was. He didn't try to make a big
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: scene about it. He just, paid for her groceries and
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: that was that.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: How about how about this now? How about you?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And you won't go to our Kelly concert. Listen to this. See,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: there you go.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: No, he's our human being of the week. Obviously. Obviously,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: he's a human being of the week. That's obvious. It's
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: so obvious. And so we'll give him our clap. We'll
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: give him the clap. There it is right there.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Way to go, young man.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Three
• 31:26
  Speaker 11: states hold primary elections Tuesday with the biggest spotlight on
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: South Carolina's Republican Senate runoff between Trump-backed Darlene Graham and
• 31:34
  Speaker 11: Congressman Ralph Norman, alongside special elections.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: And runoffs in Georgia and Oklahoma.
• 31:40
  Speaker 11: In Illinois, former Sheriff's Deputy Sean Grayson died six months
• 31:43
  Speaker 11: into his 20-year murder sentence for the 2024 shooting of
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: an unarmed black woman by the name of Sonia Massey
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: in Springfield, Illinois. In Wisconsin, activist groups Freedom Incorporated and
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: the Free the 350 Bail Fund posted bail for 20
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: demonstrators arrested outside the Dane County Jail protesting police violence,
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: especially in the death of Corey Ruiz last month. And
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: in NFL news, Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson issued a
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: public apology to fans after making negative comments following booze
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: during preseason play, confirming he will start week one against
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: Jacksonville over Shador Sanders.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
• 32:21
  Speaker 11: Be informed.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: Be empowered.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Sybil.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Jasmine.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, and my coat of many colors says oh to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. Yes, that bill is paid.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: Joseph?
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: No, that was her favorite song. Yes, thank you very much.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Coat of many colors.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just know nine to five. That's all you know.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Stumble out the kitchen.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I'll always love you. Her biggest one.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Stumble out the kitchen.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Jolene.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: Jolene.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Cup of ambition. Yawning, stretching, trying to.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Get the knife.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: You know who else did Jolene?
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: Beyonce.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: We got more of the deal here. Because you know
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I can sing an old song. It is the deal.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You can show your 2026. Stumble in the kitchen. Pour
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: myself a cup of ambition. Yawning, stretching, trying to get
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the knife. We're having a mental feud right now. Of course,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: our thoughts and prayers are with Dolly Parton. It was
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a great movie, 9 to 5.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: This is a rough day.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Texas Roadhouse is spitting on people's roads. Yeah, sure did.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Because now Texas Roadhouse said we ain't doing that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I said to Skip, isn't that what you
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: think they would say?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: They put out a statement.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's an official batter, but I
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: think I.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Don't think it's an arrest. It's not an employee handbook.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: There's a more efficient way to cool.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I know it's a lot of things employees do that
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: people don't know about.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: As evidenced by us. But I will say this.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I think what makes this different is the fact that
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: they have a Facebook page with hundreds of thousands of
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: people who collectively are touching and agreeing to do this.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Out loud. Let me just say this. That's how they
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: get us. Have you ever noticed? I don't care how
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: bad the restaurant is. If the bread is good, we go.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: They get us with the bread, man. The bread and
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: the drinks.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: They get us with the bread, man.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: And you know what, Skip, you just said something. This
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: is how you know they got us. When they give
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: you that hot bread and they give you the butter
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: with a little bit of honey.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's a wrap. But they got cinnamon butter. Oh, stop, Junius.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. What were you saying, Junius? No,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: we hadn't been to Texas Roadhouse in like 20 years.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Since we've been on the air.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Before we've been on the air.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: And we went like two weeks ago and they had
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: those hot, hot, buttered bread.
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: And saliva.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: With the cinnamon butter.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: It was a delicious one.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this bread tastes like Colgate. It's crazy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think they do it, but I did hear
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: that the Hawk Tour girl works there now.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past her.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: She's the greeter.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: But no, they keep them right there in front of everybody.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You just take them right off the shelf when you
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: get a table. I'm not one to... I know that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: when they put that hot bread out there, boy... Even
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Jasmine don't even eat that bush. I don't, but if
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I touch it and it's warm, I'm grabbing it. Yeah, generally. Generally,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that's my philosophy, too, in life.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, man. You don't like DL.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Hush your mouth. Hush your mouth right now. That's my
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: mantra right there. I would say that why is it
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: people that serve the most horrible food? Because black people
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: go to those restaurants because generally it's affordable, right?
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And we're the only ones eating your horrible food anyway.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Why are you being mean to us? We're keeping you alive. Well,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the one by my house was full of white folks
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of Asians and Mexicans. Yeah, I don't really,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you know. What I try to do is to relate
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: to people where they are. Here we go. But I
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: feel like we're going down.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's two weeks now. Right.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I think that. Well, Junius, you know, every every journey
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: begins with.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: The first step. You're right.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And I would say I would say that what I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: found is even in my dance, we were like, oh, man,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you're so different. And I see that all the time.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: How can I get outside of this?
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I see that all the time.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: That'll do it. We'll be right back. Works every time.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Every time. The kids are finally back in school. You
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: have the house to yourself. What are you going to do, Jasmine?
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Give us five things you can do now that the kids.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Are back in school. Number five, smoke weed.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the house, I guess.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: You mean you got to wait? Well, not in Texas.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: You don't want to do that around the house.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Puff, puff, pass.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying. Maybe not in Texas.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: Number four of the top five things you can now
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: do that the kids are back in school.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Have that special friend pay your business.
• 36:42
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Now don't drop the mail off now, Ephraim. Ephraim.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Number three of the top five things you can now
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: do to get back to school.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You can leave your laptop open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just saying.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Number two of the top five things you can do
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: now that the kids are back in school, day drink.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Day drinking and I'm thinking of you. Day drinking and I'm.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Thinking of you.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: And the number one of the top five things you
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: can now do that the kids are back in school,
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: walk around the house naked.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What was that movie with? Yeah. If you do it
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: when they're home, it's the Antoine Fisher story. It's the deal.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Here we show you a 2026 edition in case you're
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: going to be in Boston, Massachusetts. I'll be there this Friday, Saturday,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Sunday at City Winery in Yellow Springs, Ohio. I'll be
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: there Thursday with Dave Chappelle. Just doing that comedy thing.
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: It's his birthday.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll. That's going to be fun. Oh, man.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: We have to slip down there. Dolly Parton, Sad News Report.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: She used her powers for good. She really did. She
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: was such a good egg.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: What?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about her? No, I mean, she was
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a good egg. She was a good person. Who's a
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: good egg? You never heard that saying before? I've never heard.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I don't hear terms like that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: I grew up listening to Dolly Parton because, you know,
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: being born and raised in the south, in the stinking
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: streets of Ottawa, we didn't.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Have urban radio. Stinking street of Ottawa. That's true.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: And it was called Santa's Road. But the point is,
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: we didn't have urban radio.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You didn't have urban.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. What we had was the holler. Well,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: she was urban. But I loved Dottie Martin.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Always loved her. I did. I liked her too. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: really did. And she was such a sweet person.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I had the opportunity to meet her when I worked
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: at Gaylord at CMT.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I got the opportunity to meet her and I told her.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I went to Dolly World. You did?
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: No, I'm lying.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I was trying to relate to you. I did not
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: go to Dolly World.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I'd have liked to. Yeah, they don't serve martinis there.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Junior. I'll go places that don't serve martinis.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness gracious. Jasmine Sanders, thank you for that
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: scintillating rendition of I'll.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Always Love You.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Skip my man, Tweetum.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Tweetum.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Tweetum.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Tweetum.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: What did you learn today? Playboy!
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Just a rough day today.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: We lost Dolly Parton, ironically or sadly, on the exact
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: same date that we lost Aaliyah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: That's Kobe Bryant day.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kobe Bryant day. Well, it was his birthday.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Well, his birthday was two days ago, so yeah. But
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: that's just a rough day.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Well, on the next D.O. Hughley Show, we're going to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: be talking to entertainment pioneer Miss Kathy Hughes.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Y'all be the best. Get excited. Get excited. We're bringing
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: those contracts here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: I'll beat y'all.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: There you go, Miss Kathy Hughes.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Turn some flips, Junior. Turn some flips.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Plus, we're going to be getting to deserve someone to
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: shoot me the week award. Less for that, more for her.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Always for her. It's the D.O.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Hughley Show.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: We will see you on the other side. Kyle, my
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots to go.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: It's the D.O.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. See you on the other side.