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5: Killer Sally | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I saw us on the internet a random
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  Speaker 1: podcast with a random collection of my comedian friends.
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  Speaker 2: Today we got Rum Green Jr. Keisha E, Brandon Lewis.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get started, Keisha asked a question that I
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  Speaker 2: feel like we could start the setting. What was your
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  Speaker 2: question for the people?
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  Speaker 3: So my question was, do you ever wonder like who
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  Speaker 3: you would be if you were from someplace else?
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  Speaker 2: This is the age old nature versus nurture?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, argument, I do think this because I.
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  Speaker 2: Wonder if so my mom.
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  Speaker 1: Had me with this nigga and then met my dad
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  Speaker 1: who was in the military, and because of him, we
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  Speaker 1: moved out of our passo. I got to see the world,
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  Speaker 1: got to see colleges and all that type of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Then my worldview was bigger had she not married him,
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  Speaker 1: more than like that would stayed in no passo. I
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  Speaker 1: just can't imagine I become this person if I live
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  Speaker 1: in and I just don't foresee that. But then if
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  Speaker 1: I'm always going to be who I was, would I
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  Speaker 1: be like I got to get out of a passo,
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  Speaker 1: I got to go to college somewhere else, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Me and and her sister had brought
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  Speaker 1: this up I mean Mail. Wait, my wife is Melissa,
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  Speaker 1: Melissa her sister. She was asking us this question. She
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  Speaker 1: was saying he was talking about destiny, and she Mail
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  Speaker 1: was saying, you are destiny who you are. So her
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  Speaker 1: argument would be that even if my dad never came
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  Speaker 1: in my life, I always wanted to be big, which
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  Speaker 1: I did think that.
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  Speaker 2: When I was at a passal, I want to go
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  Speaker 2: to be big on playing in the NBA. I want
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  Speaker 2: to do something big. Her argument is, I would do
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  Speaker 2: come on wrong. It was too easy because I just
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  Speaker 2: said I wanted to be not that I was going yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't even It wasn't even that you said I
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  Speaker 1: was destined to be big, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't want to do it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But her argument would be I would have went to
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  Speaker 1: college somewhere else and I would have somehow find a
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  Speaker 1: way to become who I am. Kanye said this about himself.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm only rapper because at the time,
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  Speaker 1: rapping was the thing. If I was born in Aristotle's time,
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  Speaker 1: I would have been the best poet, like whoever I
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  Speaker 1: needed to be, I would have been the best thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's my answer.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was just the way because me I
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  Speaker 1: was born in Germany, so if my dad would have
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  Speaker 1: stayed over there, I'd be a totally different absolute A.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of harsh language coming out.
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  Speaker 1: You have a great Yeah, I probably playing some balla somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I mean the poor who I am, like, I think
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  Speaker 3: a lot of it just came from how I was raised.
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  Speaker 3: Who my parents are would stay the same. But I
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  Speaker 3: think of like being from Detroit, like a big city.
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  Speaker 3: When I visit other places, it's like, oh, I probably
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't be as hip or I probably I would dress
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  Speaker 3: differently like Detroit is like we dressed you know what
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't I would probably have on whatever. I would
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  Speaker 3: probably do my hair differently, like I think. I think
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  Speaker 3: it does play a part in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if you get your family from why on me,
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  Speaker 2: Detroit helped shape your worldview of like, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 2: how you dress, is how you beat this how you talk,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and abition wise, if you and if you
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  Speaker 2: grew up on a farm in Wyoming, you probably be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just be chilli. You know what I'm saying? What
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  Speaker 2: about you belus from the Passo. I always think about
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  Speaker 2: that commercial with New York.
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel the same though, because my dad's from California,
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  Speaker 4: l a actually center. So if my mom would have stayed,
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  Speaker 4: I'd have been gang banger for sure. Immediately, my brother,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, my brother got an anger problem.
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  Speaker 2: So Lord Forbid.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't ever see that. What was the name of that movie?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, the name of it, but it was a document
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  Speaker 3: like a movie documentary about the three identical twins that
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  Speaker 3: they separated their mom give them up for abortion, not abortion, adoption,
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  Speaker 3: and they intentionally separated the three of them to do
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  Speaker 3: a test. And it's been a bunch of twins and
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  Speaker 3: trips and they put them in different homes and the
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  Speaker 3: guy went to college and people he's like, I get
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  Speaker 3: to college and everybody's like talking to me, like hey,
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know these people. He came like
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  Speaker 3: the second year. His brother was there the first year
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  Speaker 3: and left and it's like, do you have a twin
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, well, I'm adopted.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. So long story short, they find out
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  Speaker 5: and then they found out this's a third.
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  Speaker 3: One, and they intentionally did this experiment to see nature
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  Speaker 3: versus nurture, and they ended up they all were like
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  Speaker 3: left handed, they all played the same sport, they smoked
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  Speaker 3: the same cigarette.
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  Speaker 5: I think an addiction because the mom had.
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  Speaker 3: An addiction problem. So it was like even they put
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  Speaker 3: him in very separate homes. One was in like a
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  Speaker 3: poor home, middle class and one had like the doctor parents,
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  Speaker 3: which I was like, I feel a way because we
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  Speaker 3: would have took all three of them, you know what
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like I would never have separated them. And
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  Speaker 3: then they said when they were babies, they were having
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  Speaker 3: like separation. They didn't know what it was, and they
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  Speaker 3: would be like banging their head on the crib whatever,
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  Speaker 3: like like separation anxiety or whatever, and the people from
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  Speaker 3: the agency would keep coming to check on them, and
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  Speaker 3: they thought that was strange. But as they were getting older,
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  Speaker 3: because they were doing this fucking experiment trying to see,
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  Speaker 3: you know, how they were turning out. So it was
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  Speaker 3: basically trying to prove that it is nurture and not nature.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy I think about that, Like this was.
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  Speaker 5: In like I think they were in New York.
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  Speaker 4: I think they just had three identical strangers.
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  Speaker 1: The I'm a Doc was watching this documentary last night
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  Speaker 1: on on Hulu about the Hillsong Church, how the pastor
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  Speaker 1: of the pastor had cheated on his wife and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm getting to the park where the big
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  Speaker 1: pastor I did something wrong too, because he ended up resigning.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, you are terrible. And then so she
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  Speaker 1: was like, but then I was tripping. But the thing
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  Speaker 1: that was crazy about the documentary, it was like, the
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  Speaker 1: church was so massive.
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  Speaker 2: I heard a hill Song? Crazy is that to build
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  Speaker 2: the church off the music first?
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  Speaker 1: So the church, the church wasn't even called hill Song.
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  Speaker 1: The band was called hill Song. The band got so
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  Speaker 1: popular they was like, let's name the church hill Song too.
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  Speaker 1: They said it was making one hundred million dollars a
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  Speaker 1: year at one point in time off the record label
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  Speaker 1: from the band.
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  Speaker 2: From the they was not to be the churches.
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  Speaker 1: They was like, therefore that you tie the angels all
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  Speaker 1: in your video, Come on over the hills.
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  Speaker 2: We got you over. It was like it was a
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  Speaker 2: good documentary on HBO about the church in Nashville, which
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  Speaker 2: one uh she was a culty that she died in
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  Speaker 2: the plane crash. They died. I forgot the name of it.
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  Speaker 2: I watch.
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  Speaker 4: It up because evil ways, okay, you see, the Lord
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  Speaker 4: would get you.
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  Speaker 2: She thought it was strange. She was living in Bring. Yeah, somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Hell know it's the HBO and she died in the Yeah, Sam, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Like Patreon be coming through the.
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  Speaker 2: Stage crew pulled up. Yeah, I love that because I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna do no research. I'm good. I'm glad to
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  Speaker 2: I just watched Kill and Killing Salad. Hey, Killer Salad
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  Speaker 2: might be like what you just said, Killer Sally about
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  Speaker 2: how those keys, how your kids go to? Who you be?
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  Speaker 2: There's an HBO show about her.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a documentary or it's a show.
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  Speaker 1: Killer Sally is a documentary on Netflix about this white
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  Speaker 1: lady bodybuilder. She murdered her husband, who was a bodybuilding
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  Speaker 1: a bodybuilder. But the crazy thing is, I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: I ain't ruined this. They tell you that, but she
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  Speaker 1: she didn't even he was beating her up and she
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  Speaker 1: still did the jail.
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  Speaker 2: She went to jail for like long. It's good. It's
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  Speaker 2: a plot twist too, though.
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  Speaker 1: It's historian a lawyer he was beating and he had
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  Speaker 1: that small meat because yeah, that's probably.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know it was documented, but it's a
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  Speaker 2: plot to us though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was kind of crazy that documentary because
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  Speaker 1: she was she had gotten big and apparently there's a
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  Speaker 1: little culture where people were paying.
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  Speaker 2: Forever sick down sick. It was sick, and some real
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  Speaker 2: people were.
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  Speaker 1: Paying out here coming wrestle, just wrestle, no sex, She maintains.
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  Speaker 1: They never had said she would fly to New York,
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  Speaker 1: would be choking.
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  Speaker 2: These she was, she had legs, she was on, she
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  Speaker 2: was on steroids.
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  Speaker 1: These niggas faces is red. They like, this isn't keep shaing.
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  Speaker 1: I watched one dude. He's the human carpet and he
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  Speaker 1: like he like people just walking on literally walking on them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he dresses up as a car, but he lays in
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  Speaker 1: the club. They got section for him.
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  Speaker 2: And but just what it was just one there was
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  Speaker 2: the one dude that he was sick.
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  Speaker 4: He liked to have women like put their legs in
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  Speaker 4: the headlocks even like get out, like.
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  Speaker 2: He really would be choking. I mean her thighs, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: her thighs, and she would be choking. He'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: did just squats? What in my mind like maybe he
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  Speaker 2: just want to smell the coochie a little bit, like
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  Speaker 2: exactly like she really was choking, Like baby, listen, I
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  Speaker 2: don't smell like BARBELLI I mean I mean sweat, some sweat.
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  Speaker 2: I mean she literally Flew came to the house, are
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  Speaker 2: you ready as you and the niggas up because she
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  Speaker 2: made a lot of money too, and they built her
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  Speaker 2: out when.
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  Speaker 4: She did shout out to the They built out that
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  Speaker 4: when she needed it.
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  Speaker 2: Like that, why she can like like thirty, I can't
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  Speaker 2: even do. Third husband was a body builder. She put
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  Speaker 2: that nigga on and he too fifty. I believe abused
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  Speaker 2: because that nigga was bigger. That nigga was big though
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  Speaker 2: he was like mister he was. Nigga was was out
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  Speaker 2: and he was on steroids. He was five. Absolutely that
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  Speaker 2: me was that tiny being. I'd be like terrible pulmizing
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  Speaker 2: just ahead. I won't never want to be that strong
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  Speaker 2: just because yeah, you're too strong. It's too strong, you're
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  Speaker 2: too strong. But I would telling Melissa, like, when you're
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  Speaker 2: that strong outside of gyms, you look so out of place.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus like all that. I went. I went to geek
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  Speaker 2: squad one day best Buy and it was just doing
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  Speaker 2: the huge bro. I said, this ain't you. This ain't
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  Speaker 2: this ain't you. That's like buff like that. That's I
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  Speaker 2: don't like being buff. You try to I tried.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to lose for twenty years more niggas
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  Speaker 1: is built like me, then they want to they be
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  Speaker 1: trying to make it like it's just me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like nigga, I see a lot of us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all there crazy because men, it's like y'all don't
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  Speaker 3: even try.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all don't even care.
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  Speaker 2: But women, what do you mean? What do you mean? Women?
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  Speaker 5: Y'all hold us to a standard that I don't even
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  Speaker 5: have no control over. Like this guy made.
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  Speaker 3: What are you saying, like does have a baller belly
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  Speaker 3: or won't be in shape. But but a woman has
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  Speaker 3: to be like fits. She has to be in shape,
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  Speaker 3: she has to have a flat.
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  Speaker 2: Money the trumps all of that thing. When you when
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to when you when you're trying to make
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  Speaker 2: your way to the top, you want to do all
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  Speaker 2: the work out. But when you get the money, all
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  Speaker 2: how you past all that? Because y'all, y'ess what you're wrong?
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  Speaker 2: The security and then you see that big old blanket,
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  Speaker 2: come over here, winter underneath. I get that money, said
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  Speaker 2: the right on the belly. Man, you can't do that?
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  Speaker 2: What you want? Room said no chick fil av he
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  Speaker 2: was ordering. She said, I can't do chicken and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, make your brain feel healthy. It literally
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  Speaker 2: feels healthy. Money with money.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a man, you don't even in acting, no even,
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  Speaker 1: but in acting a beautiful woman, I mean a non
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  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. She don't beat the leading lady. She gotta
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  Speaker 1: be funny, yeah, lady. Yes, the man can be fat ugly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he gets any role the woman.
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  Speaker 2: If she's not pretty, she has to be funny. They can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just be a little bit ugly and then
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  Speaker 1: just be, you know, the leading lady. You can play
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  Speaker 1: the strong character supporting, but you ain't gonna open the
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  Speaker 1: Rohm com. But Jack Black, Nigga is the leading man
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  Speaker 1: in a rom com. You know, Jack Black is my hero.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like Nigga Jack. A lot of men think
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  Speaker 1: they want an extra fine woman. You don't want that life.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff to come on. You need,
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  Speaker 1: you need, well, yeah, you need, you need. You need
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  Speaker 1: to go a little bit lower because it's too fine.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're worried about everybody else.
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  Speaker 2: I got extra fine woman. And people be like that,
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  Speaker 2: nigga got money? Money? Is you get extra fine woman?
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  Speaker 2: They immediately discount everything. You got money.
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: And before I was fined because we know that guy
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  Speaker 2: we know and even for money or fitness, you could
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  Speaker 2: just be funny, like you.
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  Speaker 5: Can't be funny and like you you can't be that
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  Speaker 5: and just be like, oh I got money, like.
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  Speaker 2: There's you can be like Sam was taking some work.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the difference.
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  Speaker 5: You could be like Kevin Durant.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, just be rich. Here's the difference. Women,
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  Speaker 2: you're too ugly. It's like that y'all have.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all have an ability that men don't have. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you this this fact. Y'all have the ability that
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  Speaker 1: men don't have. We don't have the ability to not
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  Speaker 1: be some type of shallow right, this is what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Women have the ability to meet you, oh man, now
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  Speaker 1: he not attractive. I've seen not attracted dudes work their
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  Speaker 1: way on a girl. Just they charmed, just they the
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  Speaker 1: nice women can. Women can make a not not not all,
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  Speaker 1: but a lot of women can make a flip like
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  Speaker 1: you know what he was, but he kind of cute.
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  Speaker 2: Now women can do that, and I wish I had
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  Speaker 2: that ability. I have ability. And who they talking about?
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  Speaker 2: The timeline? Who they baby? We based on the so.
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  Speaker 5: Many of them. If I see you got a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of them in your roster. I'm like, you don't deserve me?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was just I was more story. Who you
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  Speaker 2: who you thinkin?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Shoot for the stars, for the star, living on life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the worst problem. This is what
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. Melissa was was out of my league
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  Speaker 1: beauty wise in high school. As life progressed, the chasm
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  Speaker 1: grew Melissa somehow more beautiful and dressing. Everything has gotten better.
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  Speaker 2: Everything about me that she once saw gone, hair gone,
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  Speaker 2: athletic ability the way, everything else.
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  Speaker 5: You really got to be in there for love.
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  Speaker 2: You do you do. I'm a glad person. You got
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  Speaker 2: all niggas need is at least at least he funny.
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  Speaker 2: Least he's a good father. You get one good at
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  Speaker 2: least you at least he treat me well.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, you get a sod. That's a good that's a
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  Speaker 1: good book. That's a relationship, romantic book.
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  Speaker 2: I got plenty of.
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  Speaker 1: At least he got now. At least he funny, leads
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  Speaker 1: to good father. Ladies, I'm an at least, but that's
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  Speaker 1: solid right when you see when you see me running
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  Speaker 1: with that bit, don't say nothing. That's that's good at
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  Speaker 1: least I got a beard. Maybe I don't have the hairline.
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  Speaker 1: At least I got a beer. All right, next segment.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this, this story is very funny. This This
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  Speaker 1: nursing home apologized. Nursing home deeply regrets hiring stripper for
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  Speaker 1: senior party. Okay, a nursing home in Taiwan has issued
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  Speaker 1: a public apology after I hired a stripper to give
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  Speaker 1: lap dances to seniors during a party, saying it deeply
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  Speaker 1: regrets the decision. The veteran home says the intention was
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  Speaker 1: to lift the early residents' spirits after previous events were
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  Speaker 1: canceled due to the flu out break, but they.
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  Speaker 2: Would take a more cautious approach in entertainment moving forward.
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  Speaker 2: You know who's not salary who? There's nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 2: this story. I see nothing. This shouldn't even nothing wrong
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  Speaker 2: with this story. They should bring more strippers there. If
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: you have a heart attack, it is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: He went out smiling and probably some type of heart
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  Speaker 2: if you could give me.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading some stories about how often STIs in
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  Speaker 2: them old folks home. Maybe going to work. They in
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  Speaker 2: there lifting up and breaking hips. Brother, and they get
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  Speaker 2: to getting to that's a sign.
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  Speaker 4: Title lips and breaking hips by yours truths wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The first time you said that, that is the first
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  Speaker 1: time I just said it, breaking it. There's nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: that I don't I don't see what's wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Female.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, that's that's a good question.
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  Speaker 5: Let me question is it probably was the grandma.
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  Speaker 4: Now it's a complaint if it's a male strippers? Do
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  Speaker 4: ain't nobody want to see me when there slanging me?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's a woman stripper. Oh no, no, it was
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: one of the old people.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Are the men and women are clapping. I'll show it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: to you. The men and the man and women are exiting.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: They're having a good Okay, let's just have one stripper
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: for She was giving everybody.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: And that's great because she not too thick to be
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: doing too much on them, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, should.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: They should have fluid? Atlanta went in there say you
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you gotta come come on with us.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: The stripper from Usher show. Yeah, his concert in Vegas.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: We went.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: First of all, he already had strippers, right, he had
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: like poles and everything. It's a great show. But then
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: the stripper came out. She had a long like almost
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: like Rick Flair type role. The attention from the show
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: shifted from usher to her. Oh that's how she was
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: like it was she climbed up the pole upside down.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: She was clapping her feet on the I like your
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: foot clip. Yeah, you know because when I go to
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the strip club, I don't go in there. See most
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: people going there and they just like get the throwing stuff. No, no, no, brother,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you're doing it wrong. It's about precision. You gotta go
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: in there and see who you want, see who working regard.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Don't just going there just throwing stuff cause he can't
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: lazy when you're gonna be upset. No, no, no, brother,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: you want to go in there and see who she
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: gotta have a little bit sweat she got working? What's
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: she been working? A little bit of sweat? No no, no, no,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: sweat is in like she You can see she been
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: in here working like teachers.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Don't teacher, don't go back. I don't want to sweat,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: but I need to le see you working, don't. I
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: ain't just going in there. What's your what's your budget?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Strip club experience?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: And I tell you what I need.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Working on it before I turned for both, y'all need
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: to go before I turned for Melissa was talking about
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: on her podcast tell Me Sabrina before I turned forty.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going, y'all, judge your past. I'm a repent you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: got a good one.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Don't go to on l a.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I've heard, I've heard, but tell me we're going for
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the first time walking through.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I got I got see back in the day, I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: had a budget forty dollars going there and I was
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You know, you know dancing. Wasn't that getting up that guy?
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: He got forty dollars listen for listen, that's twenty one.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: That's all I need to That's twenty one. I first
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: start forty going there, and especially especially at Damn. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: forgot what the club name, but it had five dollars dances.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I was in there. I was in there. Give you
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the flying was But most importantly, you going there, see
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: who you want? All right? See who you want to be? Like?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: All right? You know this girl she's putting in work.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: This who we want. And to be honest, you ain't
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: got it really straight from her because they'll stay with you.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh they're definitely staying with you. But don't be fool though.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: If the song keep playing don't think that's still off.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: The first money that you paid, Oh tab, I ran
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: up a tab three hundred fifty dollars by accident.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: When I first got into the strip, I was like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: oh it's by song. You gotta tell her. Oh yeah,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: you're white club back in the day. He is right
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: now now it's a little bit back then. Yeah, when
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: you walk in there, let me get that's wrong. Shot
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: it wrong. He about to get to it when you
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: walking there. You two hundred is what you really need.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Two hundred is safe now in this day. And a
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: thousand just make sure you're gonna have a good time.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: A thousand were isolating you. A thousand dollars they got
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: a little better. Wants some attention. Two hundreds.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: You walk in there, you got your wife with you, right,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: so now you got your wife first of all, control yourself, okay,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: as soon as soon as as soon as you pay,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: you see.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Him everything, okay. So I act like I'm not liking you.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no like you not
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: wife first, like the women. They like couples.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: It's a vibe first of all, strip club as a culture.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: So when you pay, you and Melissa got going there.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: But when as soon as you pay and they open
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: the door in your face, yes, but but not no,
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: but not like in your face. Yeah yeah yeah, but
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: if you go to see you will see a whole
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: multiple holes. Multiple Yeah, but you gotta come down. I'm
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: chilling the relaxed. Okay, relax, get another publican sponsors. You
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: got three options. Now from that, you got three options.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You're gonna drink. Okay, you're not drinking. You want some food?
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe I heard you want hookah? Okay, that's the three.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Now it's like, what do I place myself?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's that's what. That's what you don't want
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: to be up don't be up front you Okay? Is
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: that too close to if you if you're not doing this? Yeah? Yeah,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: you do that? Players Club? What's the nigga name? I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: don't know who want? I don't know what it was?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: That all right? Now?
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Now y'are with Melissa? Yeah, okay, like said, we're going
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: back to the wrong point. It's gonna be dancing.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: And you know what I'm saying. Now, y'all can pick
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: as a couple. Okay, you know what I'm saying. So
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: you can tell whatever y'all may like. Okay, you see
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: it like, hey, give her, I want her. I let
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: listen do this. Yeah that's that's even more. It's even
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: more player for sure. Yeah you go ahead and confident.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: That gives your wife. It makes you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: It makes your wife feel like you got thirst. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: got you come on, okay, all right to come over.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I do what the wings? I just want to go back.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: You got you want to do what? Even in the dream,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I definitely definitely want to cool. But it's all about it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: So it's all about location then, So you spend in
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: the thousand, you could be like, okay, you got to
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: see it. What confidence though? You want this space over here? Okay,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: So that's why I said you got to get your location.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: You be like, we want to over here, Okay. That
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: people spend the money, yeah, I love it. I feel
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: like I'm the nigga. There's a thing. There's a thing.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Come with cash, come cast I know this. Come with cash.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Don't come with one, but come with cash.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Because when you make them exchange the money, they're like, okay,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: the nigga got money.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Money.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Pull out the thousand, pull out the thousand. I want
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: to show you want to show that you got something.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Pull out the thousand count a thousand and like, can
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I get one? Don't come, pre don't come, pre don't come.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I know we forgot to cause when they see it,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: as soon as you get in there, they're gonna be
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: on you. Like the girls gonna be like, hey, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: want to dance. They gonna go to you and you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: want to dance? No, we got to stay focused, stay
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: focused confidently.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: You got to say not right now, right now, because
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: you're making the decision on what I'm telling you.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You can't come in that horn dogs, you can't come
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: in that pink thing out already, and you can't come
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: in there green too, like I don't know. You need
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: me straight to the pretty much. Even if I come
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: on a thousand years, they're gonna take me to take
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: your well bongo chase the count. They won't everything.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: You gotta have discipline, okay, all right, So as you
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: go in there, you get your session.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, like, okay, we want here. Listen,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: y'all go over there. Can I see the menu already?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Had a confidence because I know y'all got some food
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: you know I want? She said, the lamp chops. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: was thinking you could do all that too. She's right,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: she's right. Now, I'm kind of why to be eating
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: stripped up, but I'm gonna try. But it's delicious scrumpture.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Look all right, wrapping Okay, So look, you get your session,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: you get your menu. Now as you're doing it, it's
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: like flies coming. They see the money. So they're gonna
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: be coming as y'all making the decisions trying to get you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: They want the money.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Left exact, they will something.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I don't say nothing about this, but listen, you gotta
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: tell her because some will just wait.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: They will wait while you're making the decision. Won't like hover. Yes,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: you look up, they're like hello, bigga.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: But that's the ones that you don't want. The good
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: looking ones and the ones with talent.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It's like in life. They don't come running to you
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: like nigga. You you tapped them on exactly. Rome is right,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: so much, yeah, so much. The ones that don't look
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: good are the ones who struggling. They're gonna be right there.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: This is like the barbershops, the.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: First But who don't cut? Don't I got you? I
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: got you? Don't do that? Who got who cut? Chilling
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: in the back?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Look at he said, I guess I can squeeze you
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the ship I want you because the Barbara that asked
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: for he usually he track he need that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: The real nigga got he he don't. I'm up here.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Go get your wig, push back. Don't have a bad experience,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: you don't have a good time. Get your get your money,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: bring your money and get the Now. When you do that,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: that's afe. That's a game changing. When they come back
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: with the thousand dollars in one games, So I.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Paying for chicken and ones. You can pay that in
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the car. You can give me your car.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You can one to super Flex. You'll get you got
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the cash on the way and you say you have
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: them the car, so you putting you know, come.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: On, man, you do unlimited. Okay, now this is very
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: key for we wrap it up. You don't want to
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: be there all day. No, so really yeah, we're not
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: doing three four hours our our hour half it's too long.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: But an hour he's gonna bring out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, there's so many rules you
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: want to thing is, once you get out of it,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: they're gonna be like, you know what he's doing. He
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: came in, we spend his money and I ain't gotta
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: be here all dropping one. Yeah, you know, because I
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: spent a thousand in an hour.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Though spend Listen, listen, you got to spend a thousand,
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: But you want to potentially, potentially it's a vibe come
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: but you want to be But yeah, next time maybe
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: maybe you know.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, No, you may never see me. Maybe
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I disappear. Maybe I'm not evenna hear now some of
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: my know, look here we go. Some of them. No,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: it's not a fear. It's gonna be a good thing.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: But they kep on.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Stage, and yeah, they wrap some of them in bands
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: because then when you as you have it looked good,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it looked good on tape.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: When you wrap it the band, it's.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Like always gonna bring it. They're gonna bring a hundred
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: ones and you pop it. You know what I'm saying,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: give it. Look, look you give list like three three hundred.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You're gonna give the three hundred you got over here.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Get your food. I'm gonna sunglasses.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's cool too.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: This is what you wouldn't do. This is the most
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: playing thing you could do on the exit. All right, now,
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: as y'all having a good time. First of all, patient,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: don't throw it off. They don't want it all. You
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: You just you know, hear it there might throw throw
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: a hundred and a good time. Let the song drop.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Let's say y'all do this, Yeah, you can do it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Say y'all spent like three right, it's coming up on hour.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's time to go. So now it's the GRAM finale.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: All right, you know what I'm saying, you telling you
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: about here.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: They get this stuff now as you're walking Papa band
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: and you just throw it at you on the stage,
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: whoever on the stage, just throw it you that dude,
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: and you that dude on the walk out, on the
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: walk out, on the walk out walk out, and then.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: That the security on the way up, and yes that.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember all this.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I'm taking. I never want to go.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I don't go into places not knowing what's going on.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I got a trip club one on one God to
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: be in the real nigga.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, when when that's time, you're going episode
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: next segment. This is great, all right, my gosh, So
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: this is really interesting.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, uh, Oklahoma jail officers got in trouble because they
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: were playing Baby Shark on repeat as a torture tactic.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That federal law suit said they would torture people in
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: in solitary confinement by by playing Baby Shark over and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: over and over until they got the information they wanted.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: That's who That has to be annoying.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: That's like, you know how knowing I'm not gonna lie,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that's a great tactic because I'd be so mad.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, I can't do this no more? All right?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It was all right?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Cool? It was my cousin, man, it was him. I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: can't because I can't do this baby no more. First off,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: how petty you got to be to come up with that?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It was payaby. That's good, bro, especially whether you have kids,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you in solitary and they just because the song, even
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: just one, they say do do Do do so many
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: times in one like iteration of that song. I think
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: you literally start to go like your psyche will start
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: in this wall, Yes, like you're gonna start, You're gonna
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: start the twitch Like That's what's the worst like tact
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that they could use on you that would immediately get
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you to be like, all right, I can't do that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Have to be like like small torture thing. I'm gonna
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: tell you what would get me even more than baby sharks.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: If they put socks on me and then have me
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: step in water, and then I wouldn't take my socks off.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I would give you the lunch clothes, clothes for I
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: would tell you anything, but his whole family. That is,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: when him in the bathroom and you like, let me
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: go grab this rereal quick, and you can't put your
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: shoes on, and you step in water from the shower,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you gotta start all over your day to sock off
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and then redry your feet.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they just let you in there with cold
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: wet socks that you know what? You know it would
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: be a funny tectic you put it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: You put them in two small pants, right, I know this.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: You put a nigga into small fans and tell them
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: to skip.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: That's the petty that's the petty ship. I heard all
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: telling them he's gonna come up with me. I can't
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: do it. What would get you keisha? Mm hmm?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Is there anything worse a baby shark? If they told
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: me how to lick the bottom of the foot, you
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: They were just announced myself just like chewing with their mouth.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, what information do you need? I'm stitching
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: on everybody. I'm telling Lewis.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: It would be Louise and Cab at the strip club
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: same time they threw the water that they threw it off.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Man, I can't take it. Yeah, people chewing with their
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: mouth open. That's a there's a condition. I forgot what
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: it's called. I can't take. Like if they if they said,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be in here for an hour and we're
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: gonna bring random strangers with random smells on the index finger,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to wipe your nose, I would.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Be very I don't like smells and people.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: If you think about it, people touch a lot of
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: stuff in their hands, smell a while and they don't
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: even know it.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I would be like, you know what, you gotta know?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: All y'all got it. I don't want to smell anohing.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I can't do.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. Another one would be bad
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: for me. This is very specific. If they had a
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: man and a woman come, or maybe yeah, a man
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and a woman come. They want to take a picture
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: with me and the guys. The wife wants to take
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a picture, and the husband just keeps saying, now, don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: worry about my wife.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Man, don't get too close that when that happens, I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: don't want to tell you what I think of your wife.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but have you seen my wife? I just want
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to take this picture, boy, I just I just want
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: to take this picture. I just want to take this
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: picture by I'm not don't glow. No, I don't want
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: to be closer.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on that. You grab a little stuff. They make it,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: they make it so awkward, it's so cringe, like, let's
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: just take this picture and move on. And I know
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: what you're trying to do. I appreciate you playing.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: You're trying to probably just do the opposite.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: If the chick was like that, like, don't get too
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: close to my dude, and I probably really grab him up.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Oh you would grab you would, so you'd be patty.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: You need to say you can get one.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Nobody check out for him for Lee Roy, you look
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  Speaker 3: at him, so I probably would be a little petty.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. What song that would they play
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  Speaker 2: for you since they had babies?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: They would play the one that twelve Peaches and Cream
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: or any song that that slim leads. It's worse than
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: baby Shark. Okay, God, I'm sorry for me. If I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: ever see you, Slim, I'm sorry. At one twelve, I
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: hate it for me. Any that's my social is three
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  Speaker 1: eight b Lou he sole the drug he told me
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  Speaker 1: throw the ones on the walk out. Yeah, and Room
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: sells glasses called but he also sells Heroin.
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  Speaker 2: One. You don't got to play twice.
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  Speaker 1: Mine would be probably any like Jack Keith soon I
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: think you don't like me, you don't like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe specifically maybe like a.
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  Speaker 2: National anthem or something like that. Would that his voices
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  Speaker 2: and that and then like r I P by two
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  Speaker 2: Chains and jeez, I really I don't like that song.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so to me. L R I P all Right,
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  Speaker 2: I just killed the club. I'm like, oh my God,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: just kill me, kill me and I love I love No, No,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that when I leave. You just kill
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: the club, the club? What about you? Keech you? What's
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: song on the playing?
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  Speaker 5: That would be any of these mumble rappers. I can't
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: do it. I don't know difference between none of the babies.
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  Speaker 2: Just out hear any mumble. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to a full nobody a little baby, mumble baby, mumbo.
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  Speaker 2: Clear. Yeah, the slithering slid his face moment.
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  Speaker 5: Very mumble face he has.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You can ask him any question you got, mumble face,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: mumble man.
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  Speaker 3: I got two little baby songs in me after that,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: My nigga, my mama. Anybody you can't do nobody album
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: these days?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Who would be listening to I'm gonna tell you I
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: really I'm old. Jay Z was on four forty four
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: talking about he was a bad husband. I was like, nigga, no,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: this is an evolution of rap. He talking about property
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: he missed. He's got to be a better husband than father. Listen,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: this is the rap you should be. This is what
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: That's why I listened to Larry June right now, Larry,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: because he was he'd be saying lines like lemon water
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: in the morning, it's got smoothie.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I woke up. I went to target filled my tank.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I said, this nigga is responsible, though, he said, woke
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: up when the target filled my tank.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Some some something stopped by the bank. I said, I
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: can get with this.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: This nigga was running and running errands on the track.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I said, this is the type of this. I got
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: an oil chair. I was like, okay, cool, I was
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: like this all his titles are like he got a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: type of a song called organic Memories.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I said, I love that organic memories. That sound good.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm at in my life. Larry Jones, I
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: want to be like Nigga stopped by a Whole Food
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: big yeah, Roman Camp one time. Where you're going It
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: was Nigga excited during the new Whole Foods were pulling
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: up right right there that one.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: And I think it's Burbank's some.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Good stories, y'all. Y'all where I going to the club?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Know that where the new stores at? That's what where.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That's where I'm at because I'll be sleeping up late.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I like responsible rap your song.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Uh. I want to say, I don't want to master
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: all the old masterpiece, not personally, but so right now
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: annoyed me, Like yeah, it's too like would they would
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: annoy me because like the evolution it might be crazy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I remember my cousin Lace used to love and let
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: me bought all of Black and Mind.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: They was releasing an album Everything had like three four
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: years he was. They was released the albums like the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Shave Room, like I got the hook with speaking of
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Wrap being outdated. I remember when they had rev on
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the BT cipher and he was still rapping.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I walked to the street. Don't do that, and I
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: loved the dream. But when he wrapped, he sound like
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: he just got started again because he just got the wrap.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: My nig wrote it. That's why the niggas read it
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: off the bag. He said to say this, he don't
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: keep your hands ringing. Don't say that part. Uh, y'all
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: mad at me because I'm a five family with groceries.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Groceries on the song, y'all know me now, just like
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I can't do it all right?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Final segment, Quickly pick your poison everyone? Would you would
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you rather relive your birth each year on your birthday? Okay,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: your birth So I'm gonna see me coming out the
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: thing I'm gonna be. Yeah, you got to experience your
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: birth as you are. But you're coming out as a baby,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and that's wild or half sex with your mom with
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: your dad's or half or your dad with your mom's. No, No,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: like this is picture target I came from.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I'll go back there. I'll go back you don't take
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: your mom now, No, I'm not taking I can't. I'm
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: not taking my mom. No, you know we live that
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna relive that birth and each year I'm gonna
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: do something, specially when I come out, like one day,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come out with my foot, I'm gonna come out.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna do different stuff, Like I'm gonna
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: come out throwing an I'm like, nah, I'm not. I'm
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: coming out to Gina. This is pick your poison.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I'm Target. This stuff is crazy. I'll be like Target.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Why that's why you need y'all to submit your own
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: questions and stories the Internet Internet.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: That ca on stage, we said, we take your questions
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: in your story. That's funny. Why is Target asking these
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Walmart kind of questions? That's funny. That's all right. We
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: love y'all. Will catch y'all next week or yeah, next week,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: this is rum Green, We'll catch out. I didn't know
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: what he was about to catch. You know that arm
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: went flat on real quick. Let me let me close
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: out the way to being. Oh yeah, come on, big Duffle,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Come on, Big Duffel, Come on, Big Duble.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, it's been a great episode. Saying we
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: gotta get out of here, get out here. Then Howard
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you come on, come on, yeah, hello, hey that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: This is great man. You got