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MEN WILL LITERALLY EAT A$$ BUT NOT OLIVES! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. This was me for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Men will literally eat ass but not olives.
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  Speaker 2: That one tickled my fancy. I do both.
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  Speaker 1: Relatable.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself What Clark aka
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  Speaker 2: my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig a KA Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and Daddy's been naughty. Oh yeah, have you you know
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  Speaker 2: what you've been naughty about? Where did you think I
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  Speaker 2: was implying? Then? I don't know. I just kind of
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  Speaker 2: like feel like I was just like going with the fly.
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  Speaker 2: I was just trying to match the mood you were thinking.
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  Speaker 2: It was like some sexual thing or something. Daddy, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just trying to I might have a bone to pick
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  Speaker 2: with you, sir, sweet ask me how I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: How how my weekend was? What do you think about this?
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  Speaker 1: I got nothing?
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  Speaker 2: How was your weekend not good? I got a stomach bug?
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  Speaker 2: Or I ate some bad food. Oh, and I'm putting
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  Speaker 2: my Sherlock Holmes hat on. I'm trying to get to
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  Speaker 2: the bottom of it, and I'm hopefully going to bring
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  Speaker 2: you down with me or I'm going to shoot myself
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  Speaker 2: in the foot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait, why did I give you so?
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  Speaker 2: After we recorded on Thursday. That night I got home
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  Speaker 2: and I felt fucked yeah, like terrible, And I said
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  Speaker 2: to my girlfriend's day Thursday after we recorded, we recorded
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  Speaker 2: a day later, didn't we?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah we did.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, No, it was Wednesday, it was recorded, and it
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  Speaker 2: was the same day we recorded, but it was definitely
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent after the same day we recorded. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so you go stomachug yeah, because I remember thinking thinking,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so tired after recording, and I thought that was
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  Speaker 2: the problem. And I even said to my girlfriend. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I've a way am I dying? And then
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  Speaker 2: that night woke up in the middle of night with
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  Speaker 2: like stomach cramps and I was like sweating and it's
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  Speaker 2: been freezing. I was like, oh my god. Next day
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  Speaker 2: was written off, completely written off. Day after written off
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  Speaker 2: like half a day, and I started to come back.
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  Speaker 2: And I finally came back like Saturday night, Sunday, I
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  Speaker 2: was okay and functioning again. And so as you do
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  Speaker 2: Sherlock Holmes, thinking like what did I eat that made
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  Speaker 2: me bad? And one thing that was out of the ordinary?
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  Speaker 2: I ate everything the same like gyg my normal meat.
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  Speaker 2: Everything was the same, everything was new. The only thing
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  Speaker 2: out of the norm was Jake gave me peanut butter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, and you are renowned for having food off
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  Speaker 2: in your fridge and.
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  Speaker 1: Covering Hey, hands up.
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  Speaker 2: I will admit that. Yeah, you're renowned for it. And
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  Speaker 2: that was the only thing out of the ordinary. So
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  Speaker 2: I have another reason, but I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 2: it because I'm hoping that's what it is. Can I
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  Speaker 2: ask you if you also eat the vegimite? I didn't
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  Speaker 2: eat the VEGEMI okay, because if anything's off, it's a vegemite.
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  Speaker 2: Because that peanut butter that I gave you I bought
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  Speaker 2: like the day before. Oh, you're so it was only
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  Speaker 2: it's so so that peanut butter shold only be I
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  Speaker 2: think about when you ate it. It was only a couple
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  Speaker 2: days old. I have the peanut butter in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh shit, okay, And I want to check.
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  Speaker 1: I want to look at the used by day. No,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't checked yet, so it could be sure.
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  Speaker 2: Where I bought this so not long ago, so I
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  Speaker 2: don't trust you right now? Where is it? Where's the
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  Speaker 2: use by date on hand?
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  Speaker 1: So funny, it's so funny that you've got this. Why
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  Speaker 1: is it always so hard to find.
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  Speaker 2: I have a more likely reason, but I wanted it
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 1: Here to go. What do you think it is?
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  Speaker 2: Ah Wes smiling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's like, yeah, just a fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 2: The twenty six No, no, no, the twenty eighth, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: of the ninth, twenty twenty six. I was hoping I
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  Speaker 2: could blame you, shout out, maybe's peanut butter pay or something.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But the other reason, honestly, the more likely reason was
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  Speaker 2: on Monday that week, I had a blackout when I
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  Speaker 2: woke up and my fridge was off for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of hours, and I assumed.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you start with that, you idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to see if that was it first, and
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  Speaker 2: I could have blamed you, but the fridge turned off
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  Speaker 2: for a couple of hours, and then I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: I had a new meat in there. I bought it
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  Speaker 2: the day before. Yeah, so I opened it and it
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  Speaker 2: was like new meats. I didn't even think anything of it,
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  Speaker 2: but my fridge ended up being off like five hours.
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  Speaker 2: According to Osgrid, I think that gave me like food
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  Speaker 2: poisoning after I ate it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you eat it that day? That night? Always?
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  Speaker 2: So on Monday morning, the power was out. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: then you didn't eat the meat till Wednesday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, so I didn't think anything of it. But was
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  Speaker 1: it out during the night, Like, did you guys open
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  Speaker 1: the fridge?
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  Speaker 2: All the foods just turned off for five hours because
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  Speaker 2: we didn't have power because of the storms and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the other reason. So Sherlock Holmes concluded that
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  Speaker 2: it was the fridge. We can still be friends, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's funny about so I've never actually had
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  Speaker 2: food poisoning really ever. No, well, you consider Bali belly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so I know what it feels like, and
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  Speaker 2: Barlly belly is like an extreme and as we learn,
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  Speaker 2: you've never had it.
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  Speaker 1: I've had it like three or four times.
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  Speaker 2: You've never cooked like chicken and it's been a little
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  Speaker 2: bit raw or like meat. Really No, is that because
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  Speaker 2: I know you like your chicken cooked like a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm scarred. Oh, it's like fucked me. No, I I've
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  Speaker 2: just for some reason always cooked my chicken to a chart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like I've just never given myself the experience.
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  Speaker 2: What about red meat? You never had a red meat?
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  Speaker 2: You can eat raw? Yeah, like a day off or something.
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  Speaker 2: You've never like smelled him like, oh, I'll give it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 2: If it smells remotely not even like proper, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: risking it. So you're you like to play a risky
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  Speaker 2: game here, because I know you've had it before from
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  Speaker 2: eating off meat and you you said it smellt for
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  Speaker 2: a bit, sus, but you still eat it. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: don't have any other options, there's my problem. Just go
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  Speaker 2: to the Yeah, but I'm tired. But it's a good
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  Speaker 2: feeling when you play the risky rule that game, and
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  Speaker 2: and then and then you wake up the next morning
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  Speaker 2: and you're find well, here's I I think it's risky
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  Speaker 2: to even eat it on because you know how it'll
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  Speaker 2: soay like best before. So yesterday I pre cooked a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of chicken, and well, I freeze my chicken cooked,
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  Speaker 2: which you think is weird, but I do.
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  Speaker 1: It, so.
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  Speaker 2: Comment with you think that's sus by the way freezing
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  Speaker 2: it cooked and then just reheating it. But so I
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  Speaker 2: when I cooked my chicken yesterday, yesterday was the according
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  Speaker 2: to the best before date, the last day you should
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  Speaker 2: eat it. So I've cooked it that day and then
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  Speaker 2: frozen it and going to eat it well passed and
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  Speaker 2: I'm confident.
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  Speaker 1: But you never know. This could be the first time
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  Speaker 1: I ever.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's something you were talking about your gut isshues before.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe the superpair of that is like it just goes.
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  Speaker 1: Away so quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the superpower of it is that I don't absorb
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  Speaker 2: anything and it just goes through me. That's probably true,
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  Speaker 2: to be fair, that's probably the superpower. Okay, Well I
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  Speaker 2: wanted that to really hit.
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  Speaker 1: But didn't devote for you. Devote for you so damn
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  Speaker 1: So you didn't do anything from Wednesday IVO until Saturday. No, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: just edited.
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  Speaker 2: I used all my angie to sit there and edit
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  Speaker 2: the podcast, and then I just watched TV fair. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was dying.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, I hate that.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly wouldn't have blamed you for being actually mad
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  Speaker 2: at me if it was my fault, because blame you
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  Speaker 2: three days off.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said, what did you get up to? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I actually I felt like a bit of a high performer.
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  Speaker 2: I got all my editing done by Saturday night, and
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  Speaker 2: so Sunday, Monday and this morning Tuesdays.
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  Speaker 1: This morning I usually like.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm not done my editing by Saturday, I don't
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  Speaker 2: like to like do it on a Sunday, and so
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  Speaker 2: I would just like be like, well, I've got all Monday,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'll just do it Monday. So it was nice
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  Speaker 2: yesterday to just really spend the whole day just do
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  Speaker 2: another random shit and getting stuff ready for today and
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday night, or it might have been Saturday night,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't piss at all at all. You weren't stressed.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm I'm getting a little middle iffy on this
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  Speaker 2: quarters whole thing you're talking about. I might be starting
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  Speaker 2: to be a believer because I knew that I had
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do apart from just get the episodes ready
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  Speaker 2: on Monday and just other random shit like think of
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  Speaker 2: ideas for whatever brands. And it's like I almost, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just wasn't thinking about anything, and so I didn't piss.
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  Speaker 1: Did you use my ten second rule?
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  Speaker 2: Have you been using?
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  Speaker 1: Been doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you that could be a game change too.
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  Speaker 2: Before the piss, I do before bed is pe Once
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  Speaker 2: it's done, wait ten seconds and a little.
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  Speaker 1: Bit more comes out. We're like old men. But on
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  Speaker 1: Saturday I had to go to a social there.
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  Speaker 2: Went to this lawn bowl seing Beth's friend's birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have to go? Well, yeah, I felt bad
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  Speaker 1: not going. I had a good escape week because we're
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  Speaker 1: looking after our friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, our Franchi's dog, and his dog can't be.
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  Speaker 1: He'll tear that the lounger, he'll tear the house apart.
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  Speaker 2: So you just like, we took him out for a
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  Speaker 2: big play and then he sleeps in his cred at
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  Speaker 2: night for like ten hours. So if we were to go,
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  Speaker 2: whenever we go out for like an hour or something,
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  Speaker 2: we put him in his crate. And so my escape
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  Speaker 2: from that night was like, oh, it's been two hours.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to get back to get out lets out
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  Speaker 2: of his create good excuse. To be fair, he could
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  Speaker 2: be left in there for six hours, but it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: To get going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Talking about social occasions, it was a lot, though,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take you it was a lot. Fuck, it's been
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  Speaker 2: a while, isn't it a lot?
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  Speaker 1: I met some nice people, to be.
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  Speaker 2: Fair, but it was not worth it. Now I've been
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  Speaker 2: talking about social occasions, I've gone to see a new
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  Speaker 2: therapist online.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Know the process that starts really weird. I've got to
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  Speaker 2: answer like one hundred and fifty questions. It's like so crazy,
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  Speaker 2: like obviously establishing if I have like depression, ADHD, anxiety
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  Speaker 2: anything like that. But one of the questions was do
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  Speaker 2: you feel uncomfortable in social situations.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like strongly agree yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting though, because I used to be one comfortable and
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  Speaker 2: that's when I drank alcohol. Yeah, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be there. We used to do it every single weekend
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  Speaker 2: exposure therapy, now like once every blue moon or if
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  Speaker 2: a brand tells us to go somewhere yeah, and usually
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  Speaker 2: we got together and we're on the same wavelength that
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  Speaker 2: we're just like yeah, yeah shit.
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  Speaker 1: Let's I don't know, I just like have started. I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's recent years.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably I reckon it's probably the moment that I
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  Speaker 2: left the last job I had before doing this full time.
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  Speaker 2: Was like and like prematurely at that, to be fair,
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  Speaker 2: I think that is when I was just thinking, I
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  Speaker 2: unless someone has to genuinely work for money, like if
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  Speaker 2: you're most people would, but like if you're lucky enough
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  Speaker 2: to if you have savings, right, yeah, and if you
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  Speaker 2: could quit your job and be fine for a couple months,
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  Speaker 2: I can't personally feel bad for you if you hate
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  Speaker 2: your job but you're.
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  Speaker 1: Staying at it. It's like, that's my hot take.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you have saved money, or if you have
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  Speaker 2: parents that can help you, or a partner that can
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  Speaker 2: help you, or like or you're living.
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  Speaker 1: At home and you're not paying rent or whatever you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: take the leap of faith.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I don't think that there is any point
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  Speaker 2: there's this whole let me rephrase that there is a
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  Speaker 2: stigma or a belief that you need to stick something out.
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  Speaker 1: I just think, why fuck would you do that if
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  Speaker 1: you hate it? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're kind of like always looking for the light
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the tunnel. Yeah, that's never really coming.
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  Speaker 2: And the last time I put that into it, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's a privileged mindset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, privilege, Like I understand that we have the privilege
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  Speaker 1: to do that, right and.
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  Speaker 2: Then and you're saying, if someone does have that privilege,
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  Speaker 2: take the leap of faith and start something new.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't have that privilege, I do feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for you. You have my.
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  Speaker 2: Empathy, but if you have the privilege to actually be
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  Speaker 2: able to change something, and I'm sorry you don't have
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  Speaker 2: my empathy. Yeah, no, it makes so much because yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's just I don't know, like, because there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people out there that obviously don't have aren't in
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  Speaker 2: the position or the privilege to be able to do it,
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  Speaker 2: but there's a lot of.
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  Speaker 1: People that are.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, do you reckon? Because this is coming up
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  Speaker 2: on it's almost our third year anniversary. When's that? June
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  Speaker 2: twenty six, a month just one day under a month
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  Speaker 2: wow from when we're recording, and I was thinking about
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  Speaker 2: it today. Actually we don't see any humans like go
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  Speaker 2: to work talk twenty one. Do you reckon it's affecting
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  Speaker 2: our social skills? No, you don't reckon, No, I reckon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still pretty nice. I'm still kind of nice.
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  Speaker 2: Like we don't have any problems, any quarrels with any
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  Speaker 2: coworkers or anything.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, we've got none of that, or do we.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have to bumpa of course I hate him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking about selling a course how to edit,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: but yeah, so having that for me, not too much
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  Speaker 2: going on. Do you want to get into the eppy
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: let's do it. Okay, As you guys probably know, I
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: think we spoke about it last week, We've got some
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: new upgrades in the studio and that is cameras hanging
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: from the ceiling.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: You probably don't know because you can't see it. We
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  Speaker 1: just actually bought it's cheap, but a new lounge for
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  Speaker 1: the studio that will be used in future near future,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: but cost me and Jack. You're gonna be sitting on
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: the same pouch. All costs money. So where can you
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: go to support the cause? Patreon?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you use code relatibles, comment
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: code relatables for the course, and we're trying to think
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: of new ways to promote Patreon.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like asking for money is
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: a bad way.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think what we landed on too was just
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: if you want a live show, put your money where
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: your mouth is. It's five dollars a month. You now
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: get early access to the basebook club that's coming out
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: every single Monday on Patreon and Friday on the normal episodes,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: and an extra episode every Thursday, and sometimes their heat
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: because like we just warm up here on the Monday
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: and then we're like hours gone. Patreons up and that's
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: where all the juice happen. Un So, Yeah, a thousand
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  Speaker 2: paid members and a live show will be happening in
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  Speaker 2: a city near us.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll start and we'll start a course.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, and we will start and all like yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right. Up next is dilemmas, and this one is
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  Speaker 2: very very different how it arose Jake. This dilemma started
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  Speaker 2: in the Facebook group Relatables Baddies Unite. Yes and a
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  Speaker 2: Lovely Baddie anonymously. Anonymous anonymously said, it's a tough word.
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  Speaker 2: That one tough for you apparently had to fuck you
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  Speaker 2: had a situation she needed some help on. I'm going
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: to read the Facebook one and then I've got more
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  Speaker 2: detail and I'm going to explain that as well. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so in Facebook, she said, found this in my boyfriend's
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  Speaker 2: link history on Insta.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that. That's a new way of catching it.
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  Speaker 2: Cheat or yeah, it's cheating. I have never gone through
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  Speaker 2: his phone, but on this day I just had a
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  Speaker 2: gut feeling and he's sort of been hell secretive on
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  Speaker 2: his phone, so I was just like h. He denied it,
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  Speaker 2: but said he used to watch only fans when he
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  Speaker 2: was younger. What do you guys, reckon? I think this
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  Speaker 2: looks like he did it and lied, but a massive
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: part of me wants to believe him. And she sent
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  Speaker 2: in some photos.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's referencing photos that she sent with or
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: screenshots or shall we say, yeah, receipts. Receipts. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we love on here. This is what I let Beth
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  Speaker 1: and I have started this thing.
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  Speaker 2: I see if you like this, this is beans, beans,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: this whole situations beans. Right, so you know how people
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: say it's like oh, tea tea before like spill the tea.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It was spilled the beans. So Beth and I think
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: beans could catch on all right, mister bean.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: But we have some screenshots of the links he's tapped
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: on and they have dates. So this is the man
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: self show Jake two how to look at this history.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: And this is a new way to catch your man
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: so on Instagram. I don't know if it's new. I've
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: only recently found out about it. Yeah that it Instagram
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: saves all the links you've previously tapped on Instagram.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is And there's a lot of links
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: to only fans on here. What do you mean a lot?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: It's one only fans links. There's nothing else in here.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: There's no variety of different like, I don't know how
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: to links were is it different names or is it
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: all the same profile?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: So what is getting this is terrible? I feel so bad.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: So I think because okay, I was talking about this
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: with Beth, right, and so she said that even we're
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: talking about like where the line is all right, So
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: she asked me, kind of go maybe off topic, I'll
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: talk about that line thing. So basically I was talking
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: about with it and she asked me. She was like, oh, obviously,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: So the person that sent this dilemmaum is probably worried
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: about confronting her boyfriend because he is going to say like, oh,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: you went through.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: My phone blah blah blah blah blah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, And first of all, is it snooping if
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: you found something?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, Nita.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I think that if you find something like it's a
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: dangerous game to play, it's a dangerous game to play.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But if I don't think it can be considered snooping
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: or an invasion of privacy anymore. If you find something
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: that's detrimental to the person who you no longer trust,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: if you lose trust, I think it's very detrimental.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: And if you snoop and find nothing, it's considered snooping.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: And yes you can be a little guilty and have
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: some head noise about it, but ignorance is bliss, no harm,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: no foul. Now trust them again. I think if I
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: was gonna say, if you snoop and don't find anything,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I think if you're snooping at all the relationship, he's
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: over fair. Can't argue with that. But okay, so that's
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: my question. Is it snooping if you find out? Because
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Beth said to me, she was like, let's just say
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: you're the guy in the scenario. Would you be mad
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: at me if I confronted you with this? And I said, there's.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: No validity in being mad.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: At this girl who quote unquote snooped or didn't snoop
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: in our new definition, because he he's just mad that
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: he got caught.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like he's.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Not you know what I mean, Like, he's only mad
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: that you got caught, Like a murderer isn't mad that
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: the detective did the detecting and found the murderer. He's
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: just mad that he got caught. Yeah, like you know
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: what I mean, Like you probably hates the detective, but
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: because the detect caught it, but he's just mad.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: That he got caught.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I know exactly what you mean. Let's read the old dilemma.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: So I've made this very broad and relatable for everyone.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: She gave us like a one a detailed description about
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: her situation, but we've made it like broad and like
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: more relatable for everyone. Been in a long term relationship
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and early on I asked about things like porn or
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans just out of curiosity and was told it wasn't
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: something they were really into. I believed it and moved on.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: It came up a few times over the years, same
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: answer every time. There's always been some tension around social
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: media following half naked influences, random girls, that kind of thing.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: At the start, it triggered a lot of insecurity in me.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Now I feel more confident in myself and the relationship,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: but I still don't like it doesn't sit right. One
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: day I noticed someone from our shared jim had been
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: looked up. Then saw some tiktoks, then links that led
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: to OnlyFans pages. Couldn't log in, but it made me
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: feel weird, like I was seeing something that I was
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: never meant to see. When I brought it up, the
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: response was that porn had been watched when I wasn't
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: around or when things weren't great between us. That hurt,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: not necessarily because of the porn itself, but because I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: felt lied to. I had this version of him in
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: my head. I didn't do that and fully believed it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: It made me feel naive. He was supportive and tried
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: to explain. Said he had no idea how the only
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: fans links had got there and had deleted everything out
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: of respect for me, But without seeing it, I'll never
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: really know, and that messes with my trust. We talked
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: about the Instagram stuff too. He said he's just curious,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: doesn't see the harm in checking profiles or following people
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: back says he does the same for everyone, guys and girls.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: But I don't get it because I don't think or
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: act that way. I don't look at other people like that,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: so it's just hard to relate. I guess the truth
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: is I probably know what I feel about all this.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: It's just hard when someone is incredible in so many
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: ways and you deeply love them, makes you question if
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: it's worth walking away from when the rest of the
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: relationship is so good. But it's also hard when your
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: values don't quite match. Shit, that is very very difficult.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I don't I like the thing. Okay, here's where I
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: want to talk about the crossing of the line. Yeah right,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: so if Okay, so Beth was saying to me that
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: she like we were talking about it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: She goes, if there was a girl from your school
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: that started and only fans and had a link in
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: her bio.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: She kind of started off by.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Saying that she probably wouldn't be all like that mad if. I,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: out of curiosity, was like, oh, how much is she
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: selling it for? And so I clicked the link. Therefore
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: there was a link history, but I didn't pay for anything.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: So then I was saying to her.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I was saying, so basically, it's like, the line is
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: that whether you pay for it or not. And then
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I kind of we both backtracked and I was like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: but to be fair, that's kind of a blurred line,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: like I clicked.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: On the link of this girl's only fans.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the line is your intentions. Yeah, are
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: you going to see how much it costs to see.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Or are you're going to see what it looks like? Yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: so you know what I mean. So I think that
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: each to their own. But the biggest defining factor in
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: those screenshots is that there's links to like only fans
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: chat only fans messages. Yeah, that's all a paid part,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: is it not? I have actually never to be.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Honest, It's like this chat's message, No it is logged in.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: That means he's logged in and he's paid for something.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, I think it does so.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what means he's logged in, which is past the account.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: That means he has a fucking only fans.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I think if you have an only fans account, that's wrong,
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. It brings up like if you wait it
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: only fans account when you were single and you forgot
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: to delete it, but you've never used it. Yeah, then
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: fair once you realize go delete it. But like if
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: you're using it actively, well in a relationship. I think
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: in this situation especially, he's lied multiple times, which is
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: not on and then backtrack because you caught him, and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: then I always hate like, oh, deleted to make you
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: feel better, Like fuck off, it doesn't change anything.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, also, don't delete it to make her feel better.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Delete it because it's wrong and admit that you're in
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the wrong and you've hurt her, and you've crushed her
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: fucking confidence. Yeah exactly.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: And it seems weird to say, but at the start
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: of a relationship she sort of did it though she
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: like asked, she did everything right. Yeah, She's like, oh
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: do you watch porn? And like do you buy any
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: only fans? He's like, oh, no, you still when I
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: was younger, still doing it. That's him implying I don't
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: do it anymore. That's the classic guys saying what you
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: want them to say, but their actions aren't actually doing that.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Just they say, what do you want to hear? I Look,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you got to bring it up with them, and he's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: gonna be confident, like he's gonna be confrontational about it. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: he's gonna be you invaded my privacy, you did this,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: you did that. All he's mad about is the fact
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: that he got caught. He doesn't give a fuck about
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: anything else.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: And we always say, trust you got and the fact
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: that you found something means you're completely in the right exactly,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: And at this point, fuck his invasion of privacy. I again, Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: it's not an invasion of privacy if you found something. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: in a loving relationship, he shouldn't be buying other girl's
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: fucking pictures of them pussies.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Like, when you say it like that, it sounds so simple.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I think comparing it to murder is a crazy thing
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: to do. But again, if you walked in Pawn's free, Like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. If you walked in on someone
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: fucking murdering someone and it was in their own home,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: which is their private property, but you walked in on it,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: no one's gonna say you invaded their privacy on them
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: murdering someone, you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean? Like, this is the same fucking thing.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It's honestly so black and white. Yeah, but I guess
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: how do you Because for the girl in the situation,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: it's so hard for her, Yeah, empathetic Jake is coming
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: out now and she still loves the man who's doing this,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: and like, and she's questioning whether this is breakup worthy.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: First of all, I think it is. Yeah, I think
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: it's definitely something worthy. Like it's tough because you love him,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: like you said, but his morals and values are so blurred.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I think another conversation and just be like, honestly, you've
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: made me feel like complete shit. You've made me lose
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: all my confidence and that's because of the actions you've
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: done here. Can you don't see how this is an
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: issue and how you made me feel? And you just
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: you just know when someone understands the magnitude of the
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: problem when you bring it up with them. And if
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: he's you just really have to understand if he's trying
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: to say what you want to hear, or if he's
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: actually empathetic towards the problem. And only you will be
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: able to see that, I guess, because you do love him,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: So it's worth another conversation. He might change. And I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: don't want to give excuses by any means, but a
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: lot of males are addicted to pawn and everything like that,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and he's a lot of dudes watch porn. But there's
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: definitely a line, because I know in a lot of
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: relationships people don't even like watching porn. Yeah, And like
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you should say to him, you've finally crossed the line.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: You've gone fucking slammed another one K race after the
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: finish line or some.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Shit you can't even see the line.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where that's how far you've crossed, my love, And
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: and I think you really need to work on yourself
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: if this is going to work.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I the only question I want to ask, right is
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: like I can't speak from experience, but like, I don't know.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Let's just say, I'm just trying to think that if
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend was the guy in the situation, and I'm
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I'm just me sorry and I'm finding
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this out, but I'd break up. Yeah see see, I'd
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: break up.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But based off of the fact that regardless of a
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: conversation and her feeling bad, I now just the trust
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: is gone.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Like, is there ways to build back the trust very
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: very slowly. It's probably a slow, long process. Yeah, let's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: be real.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't want to be like, Okay, well
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I need to check your phone it once a week.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: No, because what he's going to do then is just
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: delete history.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know. This is tough.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you caught him and you have all the details,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: and I guess it's confirmation that I don't know, you're
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: not going crazy. Yeah, which is intuition. Yeah, yeah, and
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: it worked out, which you need to say good to know,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: ask think about it very deeply. What does your intuition
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: say about staying with him? Because your intuition was right
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: about this have good intuition. So if your intuition is
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: saying that he's not right for you, and it's just
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: really hard to leave him because you love him and
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: he's a really good guy, buddy did this one thing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: It's going to be hard to do, but to be fair,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: you probably should leave him. Yeah, I don't know, just
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: if something doesn't make you feel good. Just just transparents,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: they wouldn't understand what it's funny that they'd be like
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: our son buying porn. The problems that only fans is
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: brought up because it's this new concept of like, I
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: don't know, porn and all the different intricacies of it
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: is crazy and it's a terrible, terrible it's to be.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Fair, it's it's a bad thing for people in relationships.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, bad people. Isn't it the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: new eraror of prostitution? I guess the definition of prostitution though,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: was like, is it sex? Well, technically he's buying sex.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Are sort of like that he's watching it?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's getting off to he's obviously I don't think
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: he's I also don't think he's just well, I probably
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: shouldn't say he doesn't.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: He's not just watching that. No, he's not just watching
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to watch it like he's obviously masturbating.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And I bet you that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Makes you feel fucking terrible. So if it does, I'd
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: break up. Yeah, ship, That's all I got to say.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's a good way to catch you, man, if you
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: do have a gut intuition, go to those links.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Figure out the Instagram links. Yeah, like, look at Mind, mate.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I looked at Mind and that it's a bad that
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: was not there was a Mine was all like click
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: people's products because I susper like relations seeing what brands
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: are selling. I was like if Cassie looking at much, like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: what's his boring shit? Okay, I've got a I've got
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: a juicy dilemma. Okay, hi guys. So I've been struggling
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: with this for a while. Now, gonna cut straight to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: the point. I twenty one year old female fell in
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: love at my time abroad with a guy forty year
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: old male. I have only one and forty.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's nineteen years buck. I wish we had pictures.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I haven't had issues with the age gap in my experience.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It's only better this way. But of course I had
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: to go back home. So now we have a long
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: distance relationship. We have the struggles of a quote unquote
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: normal long distance relationship, but there is some more.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I know what this is. He has a wife.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Oh what. Their relationship hasn't been stable and he wants
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: to divorce her, but hasn't done it yet because of
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: their kids and her mental health. So now I'm in
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: a long distance relationship with a man who has a
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: wife with no certainty he is going to divorce her
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: this year or next year. I am willing to wait
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: because I genuinely love him and know he loves me.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: He tries to let me know in all different ways.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, I don't know if I'm just
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: blindly in love and being stupid, or if there would
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: really be a future for us. What are your thoughts
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: on this? His wife found out when I was abroad,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: but doesn't know. We still have contact to this day.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Thanks Lodie Gail.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I thought the problem was going to be like he
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to use FaceTime. Ah do craze?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Do you want my real thoughts?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Girl, you don't want to be that girl. You don't
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: want to break up a family that's crazy.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: The one you're the one broke up family. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you don't want that, And like to be fair, it's like, also,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: he's the one that broke up family, but you're going
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: to feel like the one that broke up the family,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: and you're going to be made to feel like that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Do you want a man who's he's like morals are
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: to divorce someone else who used to love for you?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Well, why would you want that?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Dude? Yeah, that's a terrible person. Yeah, he's gonna throw
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: his other life away because a nice, young, hot woman
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: has come along. For any forty year old, that's their dream. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I think I don't know. I think you need a
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: little bit of wake up call. It's not a very
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: nice thing to do to any family.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Like you, if you had, if you were oblivious to it,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and you fell in love with.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Him before you knew, that's fine, then I would be
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I would only think he's in the wrong. Yeah right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: But to me, based off of this, it sounds like
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: you knew about the wife the whole time. So that's
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: no baddi of mine, That's all I got to say.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: No bady of mine's going to do that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I guess his episode it's all about empathy. How can
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: you not feel for his wife? Yeah, Like, I'm sorry,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: we can't support you on this one. Yeah we dark.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I say break it off. Let him go live his life.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You're also twenty one. You have so much life to live.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: He's lived his life.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: This guy's gonna be in a fucking wheelchair scene with
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a limp dick and you're never going to get any
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Set up with kids in a family, Like, yeah, do
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you want to like be the step mom to these
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: kids when they come over on weekends, they're gonna hate you.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna fucking hate you, like just no one
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: on your life. Yeah. I read it and I thought,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: fuck it'd bring this we've aged like each to her own.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: If he was a single, forty year old man, I'd
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: think it's creepy, but it's still fine.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But to be fair, I think it's creepy either way.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but as her own, Like fuck, okay, she's like
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: she's you're an adult, makes choices, she can do whatever
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: she wants exactly, But the fact that everything else is
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: going on in the background, I think you know what
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: to do. Mat talk to your mum about it. See
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: what she says. I bet you she will tell you
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: exactly what we just said. Yeah, and talk to your dad.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this one, or maybe don't tell
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: your dad. Do your parents know if my daughter told
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: me that and you're sleeping before you or man, I'd cry.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Do your parents even know this? Yeah?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Are you even a I think that's a really good tip.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Are you able to talk to your parents about this?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And I bet you would say no because your dad
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: one would have an absolute fit, so would your mum,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: which it seems crazy, but also that's such a good
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: thing because you know what you're doing is wrong. They're
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: about to protect you at the end of the day.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably not gonna be mad like they would.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Have preferred you to bring home. Like I don't know
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: when twenty two year old has been a jubie.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe at least thirty, at the most thirty or whatever.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that's crazy. Oh that's crazy. So simple
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: as imagine your dad came home with a fucking twenty
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: year old girl. I was like, we're backing things up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I'm in love, breaking up the fan. Yeah, you'd be like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: fuck your dad exactly.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's so simple.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Exactly, so he could literally be your fucking dad. It
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: off be the better person. I'm sorry that a bit
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: sad gloomy. Okay, I've been liking our little structures these
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: last couple of weeks.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: We had a comment about that as well, that the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: structure was good. They have been good. Yeah, so I mean, yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: let us know if you guys like the structure.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: But IG question time, IG question this week was I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: finished this sentence.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Men will literally dot dot.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna views on this story, guys, stakes haavy.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: It got so many, like I think it was like
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: thirty one percent of out like followers saw this story.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: And I scroll to the bottom to choose my answers,
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: and ad he goes from the top. I scrolled like
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I when I scroll, So I started at the bottom
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: and I get to give everyone a chance to have
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: an answer. And so I start scrolling and I'm picking
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: picking up. I've got like fifteen beast ones and I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: was like, not even a quarter of the way up
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: on that. I get. The question is so open, men
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: will literally it's amazing and you can take it anywhere
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you want from your personal experiences.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Alright, so do you want to start?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Sure, because mine goes really good off that dad. In
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: the last situation, men will literally disappear facts.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Men will literally go to get the milk.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I was going to say that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I was just about to say that men will do anything. Okay,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: so this was me for a while. Men will literally
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: eat us, but not olives.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That one tickled my fancy. I do both. I've actually
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: never eaten us.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the boy I used to hate, I used to hate,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I've always loved.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I can eat them now, like a good Italian or
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Mediterranean place where they have them heated up. But I'm not.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of just plucking all of that
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: of a giant eating.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I love them in of salad. I can call them
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in a salad.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can understand that, but it's not so intense
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: balsomic vinegar, a pizza. I don't mind them more.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'll put them on a subway every now and then,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: but on their own. He's crazy to eat them on
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: their own.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: That was good. I like that, all right. This one
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: was the only one that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Like, actually like. Isn't taking the piss out of men? Oh? Okay?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Men will literally have the worst day of their lives
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: and say it is what it is and continue on.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: A good point going off that men will literally start
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: a podcast instead of going to therapy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I saw heaps of those ones. I saw heaps of
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: just never go to therapy.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I saw heat of like they will literally go to
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the moon instead of going to therapy. So yeah, yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: men will literally join a run club before they go
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: to therapy. Yeah, literally fix their car before going to therapy.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: It's fucking ridiculous. What we'll do.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: We'll do anything, Okay.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Men will literally treat you like a girlfriend then never commit.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: This is recurring and I don't like it. Where's this
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: this universal thing of men doing all the things you
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: would do to have a girlfriend, and then when it
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: gets down to the commitment, like I'm gonna disappear, I'm
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: going to ghost.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Good point. Yeah, I don't like it. May Hey, I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I look, do you reckon
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: the eighty k views we got on this story. No,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to give it. It's like eighty thousand
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: men that these girls have experienced that are bad. Oh shit,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: or we wouldn't have got eighty thousand responses. True, So
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: let's say we got about three thousand sponsors. M M okay, yeah, yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: five thousand all right.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Put it into perspective, doesn't it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: That means that five thousand women have had a bad
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: experience with the man, just from our followers.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Just from our follow'd be way more. It's just terrible. Okay.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Men will literally fight anywhere too, right, will I put
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: that under? When you've gotta go, you gotta go. That's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: what I do.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I had the gym to myself the other day. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: was popping. I was thinking to myself. I was like,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I hope no one walks in. I hate it when
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: you're having a Do you ever have a day where
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: you can fight and don't smoke anything, and you're just like, okay.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: What a great day anywhere. But then you have a
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: day where you fight, You're like, okay, for some reason,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: it just stinks there. I hate it when you're at
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: the gym and you having one of those days and
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: you got to hold it in. Yeah, usually gym go to.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: The bathroom purely just the far Yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: B okay. Men will literally hit on you and then
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: say you're ugly. If you aren't interested.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they say you're ugly anyways, they fucked.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, what the hell?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: As a girl hearing that, you'd be like, bro, you
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: just hit on, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Oh you're ugly anyway? If I wanted to go home
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: with it, you would be you pull my hair, lay
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: this end. You're so fucking like you know what I mean?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Most beautiful girls.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, men will literally tell you to drink water, then
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: drink all your water. So true, that's related. I reckon
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: my girlfriend's water tastes better than mine. It does, Honestly.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: They do something to it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: They put like cracking it or something, and they do.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I swear it does you know what they do? They
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: put cracking it just because they suck at drinking water.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: They're trying to get addicted to it, so they put
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: something in there to make it better. Maybe they do
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: makes it you need it more.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe there's like this universal thing we don't know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe I suck a drinking water. I'm good. I suck
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: at it except for on record days.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we talk so much.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Tuesday Wednesday, they're the only days I reckon. I get
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: enough water.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I always do.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think I always do because you feel so.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Good after it drinking water. Don't you be like, oh yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: so good? I love water?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Look, I mean I don't disagree. I also think that
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: why make that? Like?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: If God exists, right, but why did he make the
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: thing we need literally the most in life?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Freeze fair? It's not free. You have to pay a
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: water bill. It's basically free. You don't pay the water bill.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Over doesn't pay his water bill. I'm sure if you
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: didn't have a shower, I reckon the water bill would
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: be like thirty dollars if.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: He didn't shower. I dare say that the most of
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: it goes towards yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if God exists, why did he make water like?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I genuine I think what it tastes terrible apart from
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: when you're patched, I love it. If I'm hydrated, You're
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: such a kid, broccoli. If I'm hydrated, water doesn't taste good,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: bro No.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: You're the issue here. If no, If what it tastes
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: like fucking better, I would drink it way more. You
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: should drink it anyway, Okay? Is it me?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: No? You much time? Men will literally never admit that
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: they are the dramatic ones. They will never admit that
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: dumb bump.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always say girls are so complicated
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: when guys are also men, it's just dramatic. We have
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: no consistency at all.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Men just seeing the trend at the moment, and it's
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: like he's my current boyfriend, funny, and all the guys
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: are like, yeah, I saw one.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Guy just turn it off. Come on, she's obviously doing
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: something a video.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: That's all they're doing, like an O T D. And
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: he's just like.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Continue serious, so dramatic. I don't understand, Like I think
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: men are way more dramatic.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Like I don't think you're ever gonna watch a woman
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: look at a TV and if a team scores, cry
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: or get up and cheers or yeah, or if the
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: other team scores, go fuck and get.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Mad at your own team. Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're ever gonna hear a woman say
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: when her team wins, we did it. Men love to
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: say we did it, you did nothing, the team did it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm fucking crazy.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Men will literally do anything to get head. Yes they will, yes,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: they will, yes, they were I mean, look, no not anything.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Would you eat olive? Yeah?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah it's off bath right, and I didn't
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: know straight away it's off obviously.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I got another eating one. Actually, one's funny. Men will
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: literally eat pussy from the back and then not eat tomatoes.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Ah, well they meaning like doggie. Yeah, I don't know why, Like, yeah,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: it's like I like tomatoes. I also like to taste
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: the pussy. Yeah, I quite enjoyed.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: It really tastes like anything.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoyed the process of going down and then you.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Have it literally tastes like much. If it tastes like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: if it has a pretty potent taste. I hate to
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: say it, but you probably just need to have a shower.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, it's not like there forever.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please take your tomatoes or my figer.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I just love the phrase.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I ordered one of my mates a burg and Bali.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, well, did you get tomatoes on it? I
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, it's a Burger's. Like it's the ickiest thing.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: You have to open up. Take tomatoes, like it's tomatoes.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Just eat it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: The exact same mate.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I ordered a burrito for him with the little tiny
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: chunks of tomato in it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: He picked him out.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Really such a nee ca.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: So how did you get a girlfriend, grow up like legit. Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Wait, here's one question. Will you eat tomato sauce? Bet
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: you you will? Will you eat a pizza that has
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: tomato sauces the base? I bet you will. Bro, you
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: need pussy from the back.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I love that phrase, will literally eat pussy from the back.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't do that more often. I feel like that's
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: such a sexy thing to say. Let me eat it
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: from the back. Oh yeah, get really in there. Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Men will literally this one would make me angry. Men
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: will literally steal your work and take all the credit
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: as if it was their own fair.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Thing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I'd be like a group, like a group a group
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: assignment UNI situation. Yeah, men will just like do nothing
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: and then claim the fucking I remember because I went
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: to UNI for a couple of months. Worst time in
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: my life. Yeah, and those group assignments, Yeah, why do
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I do that? They like set you up with people
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: we've never talked to before. I think it's like teamwork.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Working in like a workplace. I can't see anything that's
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: gonna and you could easily see who was taking control
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: and who would do more work. And I was just
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: awkward because I don't like talking to people, and I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: just like, this is the worst thing thing up.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I can't think of anything worse right now.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: But it's also annoying because let's say, like, let's say
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: there's one person in the group that really wants to
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: try and three of them don't. Your grade is depending
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: on three assholes. I don't know how it works. That's
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: fucking bullshit. The assignment needs to be done. These three
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: people are part of the group. You're going to do
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: all of it, and they're going to claim the fucking benefit.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Exactly what is with group assignments? I've never done it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't finish it because I quit before I had
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: to finish Sleigh, So you're that guy I left the team. No,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't claim the world I left. Oh sure, you
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: didn't claim any of the word I'm hanging thought could
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: be fair. That's one less person to try and organize.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I have only ever done one group, simon, in my life.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Actually, what was it? It was two people can be
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: considered a group, I guess, sir. I was in year four.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: How do you remember that? We were going to say, like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: we didn't even go to year twelve, So it was
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: in year four and me and my friend had to
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: have a playdate and do the assignment together. And I
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: remember when we finished, I took it home and we
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: were fucking around. How do you remember this?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I just it's just like a core memory for some reason.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: His name's Aidan Kennedy. I remember that shaut aid and
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Kennedy definitely not listening to this. So I was at
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: his house and we were mucking around. It was about
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: something to do with Canada.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And I remember taking it home to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: my mom.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Bro, this is crazy. I've never thought how funny this
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: is all mean. She goes, this is ship and she
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: did it all for us. She redid the whole thing.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: This is this fucking sucks and she reading.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: The whole thing.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: And you're in year four, You fool reading the whole thing. Dad.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I can't wait, Like my kid brings home something you
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: did at school and I gotta be like gassing him up.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna fool put like shitty drawings on the fridge?
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Fuck though, Yeah, there was a thing. I saw this
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: thing on the radio. Oh tactic, mate, that's so good.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: We should hang it up on your wall.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: So I saw people were mad at Gracie Abrams, because
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: at her concerts, people like throw gifts up and she
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: like takes them. And someone that worked at one of
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: the stadiums or the arenas that she was doing was
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: cleaning out her green room and she had left her
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: like some of the gifts because there was like thirty
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: you can't take them all. So and every show she's
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: like eighty shows on this tour, every show she's getting
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: like heaps.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: And heaps of gifts, and so this person.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Probably just trying to like get a bit of viralness,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: posted it like I feel so bad around these gifts
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: out that people get crazy, and it went viral. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: think she was copping a bit of heat, and I
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: was just thinking, like, who the fuck, like if I
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: saw my gift in there, But she received it on
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: stage and was like thank you so much. Like what
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: part of me thinks, like, oh, she should be taking
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: that home and hanging up on her wall. It's fucking crazy, Abrams.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she appreciated at the time. I'm glad I
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: got literally a second of her time. But whoever, I'm
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: so entitled to think that that gift should be going
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: with her everywhere, traveling across the globe. Yeah, I can't
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: believe it, you know what I mean. It's like you
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: give her on a birthday card, you expect them to
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: keep it for a whole year. And I'm going to
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: put it out there. I don't keep birthday cards. Or
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I was talking about this.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you knew that.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: You've said that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I've definitely said this. I keep Beths.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: But I do want to talk you Beths. Now you
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: didn't always keep.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I do want to talk to be about this. I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: want to talk to I hate things, yeah, just things generally.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I hate things.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like because we buy a lot of equipment
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: and like it's a lucky dip if Jake keeps the
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: boxes when we need it. Yea, yeah, yeah, I just
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: pray it doesn't break and I pray we don't need
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: the warranty on it because I despise having boxes. I
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: despise opening a drawer with Like my mum will send
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: me literal photos of my younger brother and sister from Canada,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: and I feel terrible that I have to keep. Like
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: it pisces me off that I have to keep them
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: because I feel terrible if I chucked them out.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Did you keep that picture of me that was on
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: your fridge. I don't know where that is. Oh did
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I tell you that?
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: There was a when ODDI and I lived together, his
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: mom gave him a baby photo and Oddie put it
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: on our fridge or she must have come here once
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: or something put.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It on there. I don't remember. I don't remember crazy
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: that you kept it up there by the way, Yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: fucking what's it called? Arcissist?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: And Joanna when she moved in, he left it there
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: and I just kept it up, you can remember, yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: And I just like didn't give it. I was just like,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I'll keep it up. So Joanna, she goes, oh, that's
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: a nice baby photo of you, thinking it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Was me, and I was like, that's Oddie. She fully
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: didn't leave me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: My dad comes over and then leaves and she said, oh,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: dad was here today, and I asked him and he
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's Jakes.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Like, that's not me. It.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I literally, at the okay, at the age that you
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: are in that photo, I had these scars.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no scars on that kid's head. What a
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: funck with.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we look very very different because I used
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: to have blonde hair as a kid, and I don't
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: even think we I bet you they're.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Such bullshit, such bullshit, Oh it's you. Men will literally
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: ruin your life and then like your story.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Take me back. It's like saying, like you sure you
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: don't want to smash one more time. Men will literally
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: eat your snacks and forget to call you a snack.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: O good one, good one. To be fair. If you're
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: gonna yeah, if you're gonna do the worst thing imaginable snack,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you may as well feed her a compliment.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's better. You are this chocolate?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Men will literally play hard to get when they're already
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: hard to look at. Something about ugly men. There's like,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: really really attractive men get the good looking girls, and
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: then the really really ugly men get the attractive girls,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: and then the guys in the middle just like obviously.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Miss out the same. Well they just miss out. Yeah,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: well they go equal.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I think what women should start doing to men that
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: play hard to get is sorry, you're too ugly for
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: me to try and put this much work in and
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: just ghost Yeah honestly, because look, there was a disservice
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: done to you, but you're giving or doing a service
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: to the next girl.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: He talks to because surely he learned committing. Yeah, don't
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: play hard to get because it didn't wake.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: What it's going to make him think is like, I'm
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: not attractive enough to play hard to.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Get, and that's what he needs to hear.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Transparency is hot, exactly, honestly, And if you're not interested,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: don't even talk to her in the first place. Yes,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: all right, Manuel, Literally, here's one start a war instead
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: of going to therapy.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Facts. Bro, that's crazy.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Shit, honestly, Yeah, that is crazy. Like it's such a
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: easy concept to me. Why does anyone to sit down
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: in a room and talk to each other about war?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Is Yeah? A side note, I went to watch the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: new David Attenbrough Ocean or did you end up going?
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I couldn't get in the week before I
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: went there.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: We could get him, but you didn't want to go
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: into three. That's what happens. I'm trying to sound cool.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: You sound like a loser, not being able to get
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: into it out from a movie.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I was trying to hype it up, saying it was
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: like booked and stumb Okay, anyway, I went when I
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: was sick. I made it to the movie Peters, I
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: wasn't that bad. Well, Cassie pre bought the tickets money,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: so when my stomach was rumbling a few times. But anyway,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: it's like his mission to preserve the ocean. In this one,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: it's very very good. Okay, I think everyone should go.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: And he highlights how everyone can contribute. And right now,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I think it's happening this week all all of the
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: nations are combining together to make these sanctuaries that people
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: can't fish and protect the oceans. And it's such a
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: cool thing. It's the same thing everyone goes sits in.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Like I think it's happening in France. All the big dogs.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I assume it's our Prime minister or whoever is had
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: like some sort of like minister head of the ocean
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: goes there and they'll talk through what bit of land
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: they can give.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Up and no fishing.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: So basically each country that has like a sea border,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: ye has to go give up a part. Yeah, that's
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: what they're trying to do. They're called sanctuaries, and it's
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: so eye opening.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Trolling. Trolling, trolling is that what it's called. They function
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: They functioned it up. It's that they show an underground
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: footage of it under the water footage. Sorry, and it's crazy.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: It's deforestation in the water.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they mess up the coral.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Seeing it firsthand, you're like, I knew it was bad,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: but I thought it was bad from like catching all
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: these fish and also they only catch like twenty percent
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: of the fish and then they kill everything else else
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: and just put it back in the ocean.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: This is common sense. This is bad. It's ridiculous.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, how does anyone think this is good?
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: And it's just money, money, money.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Everything's about money.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: What about that with the shark fishing, like for shark
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: fin soup? Yeah, have you ever heard of that? You have?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: They'll catch sharks, cut off the fins, and then throw
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: the shark back in alive.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just at least kill the shark. What about
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: whaling was a thing?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Why did we think it was a good idea?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: This beautiful, massive thing, let's.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Go kill them?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why did anyone think that's good? Like the oil
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: from the fat, but still, like they're such beautiful creatures
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: and it's so big, and you know there's not that
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: many of them, Like, why would we kill them? I actually, well,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: you look at something and they're like, that's amazing. Let's
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: stab it and kill it. Like what, it's a great question,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Like it's common sense. It's a great question.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Oh okay.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Men will literally jack hammer you for two minutes straight
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: and then ask if you came a big girl. Ah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the big girl did you come? I did?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the jack kammer.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: I like to call it the rabbit.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I won't lie.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: If I could jackhammer for two minutes straight, I'd be
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: happy with that without having to stop. If I can
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: do two minutes straight to jack hammering and then slow
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: down and just like be chill for the rest of
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: it straight.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's probably like five hundred calories. Let's be real,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: it's not five hundred calories. Come on, No, it's got
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to be at.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Least as you should wear one of those I've always
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: wanted to do that. Wear watch during sex, Yeah, to
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: like track the calories because it can't be right, because
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think these calorie trackers are I'm sweating, and
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: then it's like you burn sixty carries Like no, I didn't.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: No, it's supposed sex is supposed to be one of
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the best ways to burn calories.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you only do it heart rate for like
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: three or four because you're in love show that. The
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: fact that it is a pretty short workout probably mean
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I think that the thing of it burning the most
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: calories is depended on forty minutes. Yeah, true, Yeah, it's
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: like most calories per minute or whatever.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: That's your longest session, you reckon, you've ever had?
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good question.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck it save with Cassie. That was the only person
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, longest ever, I'm going to say over thirty minutes, really,
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: h I reckon. I don't have any in particular. There
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: was one time in Bali when I was really drunk.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I couldn't come okay, and we went We just couldn't finish.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Do you count like I started in the bedroom, We
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: went to the shower, went back to bed.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Depends like, did you guys think straight to the shower?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: I think we even had mackets in between.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: That's not one session.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed to refuel. That's not one session. You
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: had a you stopped and had a fucking meal. We
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: were still naked.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Poor delivery.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I reckon?
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: If I longest I want it, I don't think I've
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: ever gone more than like fifteen twenty with Bath I
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: definitely have Yeah, I've gone over half. I just don't
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: think that it would have been enjoyable. What's the most
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: times you've done in a day?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Oh? Twice?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to anyone more than twice. Okay,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I got these people that are out here want to
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: have sex more than twice in one day. It's no
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: when you're like when no respect from me? The honeymoon stage, dude,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: like it slaps just so horny all over each other
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: to be fair.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Like, here's what I will say if you or this
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: is crazy to talk about because the other day Best's
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: mum told we started listening to the pod. Sorry, Jane.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Beth and I are so in love that one session
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: equals three fuck off for the normal person like you
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: if you've had six in a day. No, I know
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: you're not the same. I'm not the ones.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not the ones.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are rookie numbers. I got one left. Men
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: will literally cry to their mummy over any disagreement. It's
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: my last one as well. I think we have a
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: friend that does this. Maybe a couple.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Men will literally dress like it's two thousand and seven.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Ah, dude, I know the exact friend. Men who literally
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: dressed like their mom still dressed them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Oh so true. Men will literally wear the clothes they
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: got for Christmas.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I had close Christmas because I never wear them batties.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: New segment.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Mm what I said? All right, I did that. I
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: did that. I'm gone just leap. I was actually gonna say,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: it's not really a segment, it's just before the end
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: of the segment.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: New concept, new concept.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to end the show with replying to
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: the comments of the previous episode.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give Spotify and YouTube.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Give the baddies a shout out and catch up so
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: we can shout out the baddies and reply to them
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: from our mouth.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better. Yeah, So I got I think on YouTube.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: There was the episode, then a been out for about
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: twenty four hours or something like that, and there's about
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: four We got a really nice one from Lunar Dan.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I believe this is one of your best episodes. I
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: laughed so much. My brother kept asking me what was
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: going on? Is this just a gass us up?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can send mean ones. I think that would
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: be funny. I don't think how would you pronounce his name.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Soush Mitama.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Love this episode so much. The structure was amazing. Felt
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: crappy waking up this morning because of personal stuff, but
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: the podcast on my way to work made me laugh
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: multiple times. Amazing work, fucking oh thank you. Cool name
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: if we said it right, very coolistic cool, Kelsey Campos
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: twenty twelve. Jake's grunt versus Oddi's was hilarious. I think
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Jake did it really well, and then Oddie followed it
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: up by grunting like a cave man.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I'll take that primitive, primitive, a little more primitive.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: When I went to look up the actual grunts from Gerald,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: from the Witcher guy Henry Cavill, his were sexy.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Bro I'm gonna say that was a good one. That
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: was really good. That came from Deep, That came from
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Deep beautiful. Okay, that's all I've got. I got another
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: one from christ Love Lena mad Dog.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Henry Cavil definitely gives off BD and he
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: can destroy me anytime.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: He was. I like that, honestly, same girl. He's a
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: good looking man, preach it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Can't argue with that. Chloe McGrory, I had the same
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: issues with my stomach. As Jake, doctors never give you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: an answer as a woman. There, go to his ibs.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I've had these issues all my life, and I was
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: recently diagnosed with EDS, which can affect the bow. What
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I found helps is just to manage on going issues
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: with a very bland diet, low carbs, consistency in what
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: food you eat, and daily exercise.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: No cures.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I replied to that on there, but thank you
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: very much. Yeah, I've just said I I'm getting to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: the point where because I eat super bland anyway. So
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: as we know, I'm going to start trying to cut
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: out coffee, adding some decaf ween off properly, so then
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: I'll be off caffeine. And my breakfast is the you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: have sausages, eggs and some toast. And the only thing
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I think that's fucking up my stomach still is I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: have chicken and rice for lunch and then beef and
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: rice for dinner, and I have avocado with it.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I think that the only thing is the taco.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Seasoning I put with those things because I'm trying to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: add a bit of flavor. Yeah, the only thing I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: can think is, like, okay, well, is the taco season.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You just got something in there that's sucking me up.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Sad life for sad life, the sad line, and I
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: can't give up the Taco season.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: You don't like water, but that's your diet. That doesn't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: make any sense.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Look, I like what water does for me, but I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: only like it when i'm thirst.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Fair, fair, fair, fair fair.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: We're still signing off the episodes with Baddie yep calling
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: you know what to do. It's linked at the bottom
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: of the description or linking bio on Instagram. Take it
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: to a document. Fill it out and we will call you.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: But Jake, we are on a mission. Yes, last week
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: we called Jamie and she didn't respond to respond.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: We called it twice. I think we only put one
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: in the episode, didn't.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: We So it's our mission to get on the phone
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: to Jamie. Hopefully she picks up first time, but we're
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: going to give it a go.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Jamie.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Please leave your name and number and I'll get back
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Say it's Jake and Artie.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Jamie, please pick up the phone, and I hope you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: actually listen to these voicemails because we're going to call
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: you to your answer, Yeah, do it for the baddies.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your day, thanks for watching and all listening.
• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Love you,