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If “Yikes” Was A Person (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Dolores Catana. Hi everyone, Hi, hope,
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: everyone's having a great day. It is so beautiful here today.
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  Speaker 3: Wade a brag.
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  Speaker 2: It's one hundred and seventy four thousand degrees here.
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  Speaker 4: That's insanity and unnecessary.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a full sweatshirt so I can have it
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  Speaker 2: at sixty nine degrees in my room.
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  Speaker 1: So do you go out? Let me ask what are these?
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  Speaker 1: What does a Californian do in this type of way?
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  Speaker 2: Well, when it's this hot, you just like I mean, Cruise,
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  Speaker 2: Cruse did not even want to go to camp today.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, Mom, please.
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  Speaker 2: Really has his toe? His toe hurts. But this is
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: even crazier. So my sister sent me a text message.
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  Speaker 2: You know how Cruz was with his cousin when they
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: were on.
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  Speaker 1: He fractured his shoulder when he fell over the bike
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  Speaker 1: and then Cruise fell on top of him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they went to the er when they got home,
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  Speaker 2: back to way and he fractured his back. Bolder he
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  Speaker 2: just was like, like we thought the worst thing for
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  Speaker 2: him was like some like little scabs and like scratch marks,
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  Speaker 2: and he freaking fractured his shoulder. Well, speaking of fixing things,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of things that need to be fixed
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  Speaker 2: on the Valley.
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  Speaker 3: Holy holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: I I mean I watch it and I watch it
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  Speaker 2: with like a full blown, like awkward smile on my face, like.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know, like wow.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, it was like there was some cringe moments.
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  Speaker 1: Hard to watch, no, hard to watch.
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  Speaker 2: It was hard for me to watch Danny sitting next
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  Speaker 2: to Nia looking like have you seen the movie Big Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: remember when he like shrinks back down into a little body.
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  Speaker 3: And why does he look so different? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Is like the shot, I don't know, And it's not
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  Speaker 2: like me, is that tall that she's like should be
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  Speaker 2: towering over?
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  Speaker 4: She looks very big next to him.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? I just can't stop.
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  Speaker 2: And then like with their death grip on each other's
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  Speaker 2: legs death grip.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Well it starts off where Andy asked Michelle and Jesse
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  Speaker 2: about their divorce being finalized.
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  Speaker 3: About time.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez, oh my.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, Well, Jesse calls Michelle a liar about the three
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  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars SBA alone, but she's adamant that he's broke.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what is an SBA line?
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  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I don't feel stupid asking
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  Speaker 1: what's an SBA loan?
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  Speaker 3: It's a small bus business loan.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So that doesn't look like a small business to me,
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  Speaker 1: But okay.
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  Speaker 2: Sure a small business is like the person that's making
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  Speaker 2: the vagina with the volvas that we talk about on
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  Speaker 2: the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, So I think what Michelle's trying to do by
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  Speaker 1: saying he has a three hundred thousand SBA loan is
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  Speaker 1: trying to say like he lived off it, he put
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  Speaker 1: it in his personal account.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't use it for what he was just to
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  Speaker 3: use it for.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, you get in trouble for that,
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  Speaker 4: Like she's bringing attention to something that he doesn't want
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  Speaker 4: attention to if that's the case.
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  Speaker 2: And also why would she want to bring attention to
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  Speaker 2: that either, like that's the father of her child.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Like I get they're mad at each other, but like,
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  Speaker 3: you guys are good.
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  Speaker 1: You're dating doctor Dre and he's with Lacey, Like things are.
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  Speaker 3: Good, they're on the up. Why would it be, Why
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  Speaker 3: cause trouble?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just say about the money. But they hate they
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  Speaker 2: can't help it. I can't tell if they like love
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  Speaker 2: hate each other, or.
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  Speaker 3: Just hate each other hate. Hey, they hate Hay.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they disliked each other and the hate
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  Speaker 1: started to form long before they're divorce. He's good with you, though,
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  Speaker 1: Like if you called him right now, he'd pick up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, he would pick up one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that I haven't already gotten a voice note
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  Speaker 2: from him explaining to me every detail about this. But
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  Speaker 2: he did let me know last week that him and
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  Speaker 2: Michelle were in a good place, and then they were
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  Speaker 2: in a bad place.
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  Speaker 3: So that's why there was so much turmoil.
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  Speaker 1: So they were in a bad place during the reunion,
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  Speaker 1: but they're in a good place since.
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  Speaker 2: They were in a good place prior. And okay, and
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  Speaker 2: what about now that part? I didn't ask and he
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  Speaker 2: didn't put on the voice note.
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  Speaker 4: Now, let me ask you.
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  Speaker 1: Lacey calls the women misogynistic for implying that she pays
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  Speaker 1: for him.
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  Speaker 3: Do you agree with her? Well, I didn't know that
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Andy even seemed confused. I'm like, I know this
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  Speaker 2: is a big word.
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  Speaker 3: But Andy's like misogynistic.
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  Speaker 4: Pagnistic means that you hate women.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: I would have said, I think the better way she
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  Speaker 2: could have phrased this so we could understand is Lacey
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  Speaker 2: if she were to say, they say.
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  Speaker 3: I'm his sugar mama.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a much better way. Yeah, like that
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  Speaker 2: we would understand. Yeah, Like, just say it like that,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what they're implying.
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  Speaker 3: She pays for him. That being said, I think Lacey's
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  Speaker 3: very good. Lacey's good for him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good for him. She's good at throwing him
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  Speaker 2: a punch. I mean even when he's like, okay, say
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  Speaker 2: I love you to each other and she like rolls
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  Speaker 2: her eyes as he's like I love you and she goes.
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  Speaker 2: I normally would just say thanks.
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  Speaker 3: He's crazy about her, though I know he loves her.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think they're a good couple. I think
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  Speaker 1: that they're a good couple. I think they're good for her.
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  Speaker 1: I think I don't know if I see a long
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  Speaker 1: standing relationship here.
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  Speaker 3: Now, let me ask you something. Does she have money? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Where have you been? No? I know she has money,
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  Speaker 3: but why where? Tell me her ex husband a lot? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think she has a lot, a lot really Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like she lives in a really nice place in Orange County.
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  Speaker 2: She like you can tell by the way she dresses,
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  Speaker 2: she has a different type of money than.
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  Speaker 3: The rest of the cast.
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  Speaker 1: I want to google that when I'm off the phone
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  Speaker 1: with you, because I'm curious. But listen, I think she
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  Speaker 1: seems pretty nice, pretty good for him. They talked about
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  Speaker 1: when they had first met, how when she her first
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  Speaker 1: interaction with Michelle and Michelle was fighting.
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  Speaker 3: With him in the street.
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  Speaker 4: It was a whole big thing.
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  Speaker 1: I you know, honestly, who wants to be involved with
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  Speaker 1: that kind of shit? Like, you're young, you're pretty, you're blonde,
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  Speaker 1: you got a hot body, and you have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. Who wants to deal with a tumultuous ex relationship?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm I think that's why she tried so
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  Speaker 2: hard with Michelle to try to fix it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why because why?
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  Speaker 2: Because she just wanted peace in her life and she
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  Speaker 2: was probably sick of talking to Jesse about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's been through a lot with that relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's gotten dragged into a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: that she shouldn't have had to get involved with because
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  Speaker 1: she just walked into a shit show.
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  Speaker 3: But also what did the other women care?
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  Speaker 2: Truthfully, Like, let's just say she is bankrolling Jesse, which
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  Speaker 2: I don't think she is.
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  Speaker 4: I know, if he has no money, then yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I think he had. I mean he has
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  Speaker 2: enough money. This is his third season on a television show.
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  Speaker 3: But I know you're giving me that look.
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  Speaker 2: But like he probably has a decent It's not like
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  Speaker 2: he owns a house and like they're if you.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Go back in his history, I looked him up. He
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  Speaker 1: was headed for the trajectory of his life. He was
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  Speaker 1: like an engineer or something like that. He went to
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  Speaker 1: a really good school. He's very smart. Then he went
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  Speaker 1: and like roommated with like became a roommate with jos
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  Speaker 1: or something, and then wanted to be a model. Like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: you had a lot better things going for you, and
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  Speaker 1: you probably still do.
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  Speaker 4: I like the way he treats you. I like the
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  Speaker 4: friend that he is to you.
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  Speaker 2: And I like the way that he is too, Like
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  Speaker 2: he really does have Lacey's back.
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  Speaker 3: He does.
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  Speaker 2: He does, and you can tell every time I've ever
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  Speaker 2: seen them together, he's like make sure that she's comfortable,
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  Speaker 2: Like he goes above and beyond. He's very chivalrous to her,
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  Speaker 2: not the way that Michelle describes Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't good for each other. Him and Michelle weren't
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  Speaker 4: good for each other.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, you know when you break up with
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  Speaker 1: somebody and then they like so many times like you're like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: now they're doing what I wanted him to do with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, No, I have no idea about it, not
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  Speaker 2: a glimmer of an idea.
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  Speaker 1: But having said that, I want to finish it by saying,
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  Speaker 1: whoever's listening, they still have to wake up next to
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  Speaker 1: that same person, and the person doesn't change. There may
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: be a different dynamics than things that they do. I
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: almost sometimes think it's out of spite, like I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do this with you because I didn't do with her.
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  Speaker 1: Like almost sometimes not all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not saying you do this, Jesse. We're just
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  Speaker 2: saying this, Jesse.
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  Speaker 1: We're not saying that at all, But we're saying like
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  Speaker 1: a woman would think, like, oh, look how nice.
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  Speaker 3: He is to her, but he wasn't to me.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also wonder, because I truthfully do think
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  Speaker 2: there's a different side of Michelle that we don't see.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing I believe in. I think nine
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  Speaker 1: million miles of shit for peace in your life and
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  Speaker 1: for your children. Yeah, and I think that I understand
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  Speaker 1: Michelle's anger. I understand a lot of where it's coming from.
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  Speaker 1: But I also and I've seen Jesse get out of
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  Speaker 1: hand and say horrible things to her.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: But I think that they both need to stop.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's time to stop. They've been apart long enough.
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: They fight like they're still married.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they fight like they're still married, but like they're
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: they're not together.
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  Speaker 3: But granted they are.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: On a television show together, which is like adds another
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  Speaker 2: level of.
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  Speaker 3: Stress to them.
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  Speaker 2: And now, but this is what everybody forgets. Last season,
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: she was on with her guy and Lacey was not
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: really on. So she was on with the Bee Honey
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  Speaker 2: guy and Lacey wasn't on.
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  Speaker 3: So like they've both had to be in.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: A situation where they're with each other's significant other filming
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  Speaker 2: a television show.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: When they're not both in a couple on GV.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, right, but you're good, Michelle, you and
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: doctor Dre.
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  Speaker 3: I think I don't think they're together anymore. No, she
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: said she was. She said they're spending time together. Well
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: that was months ago.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Oh right, I'm acting like I'm just a viewer and
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: forget the action time.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: You're acting like the reunion filmed in real time and
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: was live.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Dah.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Wait, So how about cute little Schwartz. You know, I
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: think he's such a nice guy.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: I love Schwartz.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Is it says nine month anniversary with Kean.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: He loves Kana.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, what did I do to get such I
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: saw him we were doing some press. He was.
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: With Mario Lopez.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: We were doing that show, and he was before me,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: so we met each other backstage and Jimmy Fallon was there.
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  Speaker 4: Was just, you know, fun time of.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Day, and he goes to me, Kanna, my girlfriend's so beautiful.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy. I don't know how I got so
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  Speaker 1: lucky to get such a beautiful girl.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's so cute, I know, but then it broke
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: my little heart when.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that I have a heart is difficult to understand.
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  Speaker 4: But he's like, but you have also you have a
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: perfection disorder too.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 1: So if I if we can understand that, then we.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: Can understand that there's a little heart.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: But apparently he's like he's looking to get married and
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: wants kids. And then he goes but I don't know
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: if she wants kids and to get married to me.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's just he's so cute. He's so cute. But
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: the problem is, I still remember what a douche lord
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: he was to his ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Katie, Yes, see, here's the thing going back to this.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, you're different with different people
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: and also at different stages in your life.
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  Speaker 4: Look who he was with.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Look at the stage that they were in in their lives.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: He was you know, different times for different people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a season.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a season.
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  Speaker 2: And he's a and I mean he's definitely matured a
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: lot since then.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen him acting like.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's matured more than everyone else.
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  Speaker 3: I agree this, Yeah, I think.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: He wins the mature Award.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Then Zach talks about his relationship with Benji hold on
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: their apartment still has no furniture.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Why, I don't know. I'm like, Zach, you can order.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: A damn futon on Amazon for ninety nine dollars and
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: next day delivery for pizzas, like and it could be
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: a chair and turn into a bed and like there's
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: an option.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I cannot imagine? Like what do they only have a
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: bed in there? And then what do they do sit
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: on the floor or like open up like you're out
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: of sports game chairs and like watch TV?
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  Speaker 3: Are they now like the multiple? Like I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think you know this is where Benji needs to
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: like step in one hundred, Like if Benji really wants
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  Speaker 2: kids and really wants to move this along, like Benji,
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: then why aren't you setting this apartment up?
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Benji? You're the one that has like you want, this
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: is what you want.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: You want to move forward, you want things in the
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: future that require these things.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so start homemaking.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but Zack, I mean you think furnituring
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: the house Teddy is going to make Zach want kids?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: No, No, I don't, I don't.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: But do you think do I think that Benji has
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: one foot in one foot out because he's not helping
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: him figure.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Out like that could be yeah, that could be yeah. Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: But then he shares a sweet moment with Brittany and Kristen,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: saying he wouldn't I've made it in La without them.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, he has a little cry.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's a good friend.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: He's been a good friend. He's been through a lot
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: with Brittany. He's been through a lot with Brittany.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: You see this episode how he has her back, But
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: during the season we didn't see him having her back
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: that often.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: What Brittany.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's tired of it, all the years of
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: him happen to deal with the whole Jack thing and
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: being there for the same Groundhog's day of fighting. And
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: you know, it takes a toll on a friend after
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: a while, It really does.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, also, I read online. I mean, you know,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: because online is always true. I read online, well read
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Read, it is always true.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I read it said that Jacks and Lorie crabs are
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: doing their best to get on the valley next year.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: No, what is Lala weighing in on this relationship?
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  Speaker 3: Is what I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: I think Laala is just such the voice of reason.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: It is, first of all, the prettiest girl in the world.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Prettiest girl in the world, such the voice of reason.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I think Lala said she thinks Laurie is a snake?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Is that what Laala said? I figured she would have
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: said something, And I mean how could she not be
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a snake. Well, here's the thing, you don't feel sorry
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: for what she's got to come in.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: We were just talking about how other people are different
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: with other people. Do you think, in your opinion, do
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: you think Jax is going to be different with Laurie.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen Jax throughout vander Pump Rules and now The
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Valley with multiple human beings. It hasn't been different with
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: any one of them. I'm not saying I'm not putting
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: down his rehabilitation process. I don't know it's not, but
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I have never and what I have heard is that
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: a narcissist If I'm not calling him what I'm just saying,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: if he is one that they never can change.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Well, my mother always says, and it's a cliche, a
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: leopard does not change response.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't think he's like I mean, I think,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: truthfully it would have been I would have appreciated jaxmore
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: if he was like we saw him dating a bunch
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: of different girls.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I think he was. I don't think this is like
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: he's been with Laura the whole time.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: You do, Yeah, you think it started before he even left,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: But Laurie did call Brittany and say that she she
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: did not that that did not happen at that time.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Well, she texted her the day before the people in
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: magazine came out. Please, Laurie, you're a publicist.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You probably said that to come out when it came out,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: like you could have got like if you truly cared
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: about Brittany. I mean the fact that Brittany said she
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: was there the night that he broke all the furniture
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: and threw it at her and did all that stuff,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and Laurie was like her peace in that moment. I
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: was like, Okay, But.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: At what point did Laurie look at that and say, yeah, baby,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: that's what I want.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Certain people, and maybe I'm one of them, is are
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: glutton for punishment.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Listen, we could go psychologically, we could go into that's
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the type of behavior you're used to, if you grow
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: up like that, or if.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: That's your familiarity.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say I don't know people very close
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: to me that didn't choose those type of relationships at
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: one time or another in their life, because that's what
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: made them think that somebody cared about them.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're this false sense of care and they're, you know,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: like that's an attraction. And also I'm saying, yeah, there's that,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: there's there's that's attractive to them because that's what they know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: There's so many different components to why this girl would
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: be with him. It's not like he just matter randomly.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: She doesn't watch TV. Some girl that some bank television
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: works in a bank, simple, nice girl, nine to five
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: job and has no idea what she's stepping into. This
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: girl was in the thick of it. She was the
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: pr she was she was closer than family. She knew
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: more than anybody.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Can you do me a favor.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Somebody that's listening on this pod right now, that's the producer.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Can you pull up who else LRI represents other than Jaxon, Brittany.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Teddy going in, Teddy's going.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I think it's k R Ebs, Like, let's I want
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to know who else is?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Like I want her represent me.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: If I was listening right now, I'd be like, yeah,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I wanted to just let you handle this because I'm
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm so into what you're talking about right now.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Like, okay, so she reps Hannah Goodwin from the Bachelor.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I have no idea who that is she reps big
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Brother Jessica Nixon. Okay, so and now it's stopped.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: So I know that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: And Jack's Jason Tartick was engaged to Caitlin Bristow, who
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: was also on the Bachelor. So she reps some reality
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: television people, but it's not like on like, for example,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: my publicist, you know, slums it by repping me.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: But she also.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Reps like.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You and your perfection disorder.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: But she also has some actual clients that aren't on
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: reality television shows that are like big time actor, you
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. There's a juxtaposition. It's not just
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: like reality stars or reality stars.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious, is that a conflict of interest dating
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: one of your clients, because if you're an attorney and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you date one of your clients, you lose your license.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one would think so. I mean, I think that's
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: why they've made it. They've repeatedly made it so clear
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: that Brittany and just that Brittany and Jack's were far
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: over before this started.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Listen, I wish them the best, to be honest, because
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: if he's happy and if he's with someone that's keeping
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: him in check to some extent, it's all good. There's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a baby involved. Britney deserves a break if she could
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: just not care. At some point, you have to feel
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: bad for whoever's waking up next to that person that
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: abused you forever.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think, yeah, she fucked you over,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: But did she really? Yeah? Like really thankfully?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And you know, now Brittany's not going to have the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: idea that she wants to go back.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that was.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Ever in question, but I think I mean we saw
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: her multiple times on Van Pump Rules taken Back, Like,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, even before their wedding, he was doing terrible shit.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Like there's I mean, she's been through it,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: so the fact that she's dealt with it this long.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: But either way, I guess we got sidetracked because we
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: were talking about Zach. Why do we think Zach is
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: going to know by January if he's gonna want to
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: have a baby.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What happens in January? If you even question, like do
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I really want this? There's you know, it's a lot
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: of work, it's a lot of responsibility, it's a lot
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: of sacrifice. I mean, honestly, after Danny and Nia, you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: look at them, it's like instant birth control. At some
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: point you're like, yeah, look at the tolls taken on
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the marriage with Kristen. Yeah, there's a lot going on.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Although they they sat there like they never.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Had a problem.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, well, Also, because you have to remember,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Luke said last episode that he didn't watch any of
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the season.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeause he didn't want to relive any of it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: But also Luke pretending like he wants to get back
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: to Colorado and fishing, and then saying to the glam
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: people when they're on a break, oh do I need powder?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, bull, she drank the cool lad.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: He's into it now.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh yeah, you're just dying to get off
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: reality television. I can tell you need someone to powder
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: your nose, but you're fine.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he you confuse him? Do you ever confuse Luke
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: with the Honey Guy?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Ever? Yes, I do all the time.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: But I do think that there's not going to be
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: much mind changing between now and January.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Zach No, No, I think I think he's been you know,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I think that honestly, it's it's terrible, but I think
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: they're going to break up over this.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they have to get married in order for
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Benji to stay.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how do you think that would be? You
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: think Zach would be like crushed over it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because they never really show their relationship.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't have a good
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: insight on their relationship, so I don't know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: But well, you listen, time was hell.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Then La La gets into co parenting with Randall and
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: she says it's impossible, but then she made it impossible. Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: being with him was impossible, but she did make a
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: good point. He lives in Miami, and you know, she
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: wishes he was further away. However, every time that he
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: comes and sees his daughter, she thinks he's amazing, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: that's all that she could ask for.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: True, you don't like your kids to hate their father, right, No,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you don't want your kids to hate your father.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: And like she, you know, even if he is a
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Disneyland dad, at least he's coming and you know, doing
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it and can be a good dad to her. Andy
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: asks if Lala wants more kids, and she admits that Sosa,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: which is her youngest one, is kicking her ass right now.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Luke's look alike there needs to be a DNA test,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the DNA test they got it from that. He was
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: like donating a sperm.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I know, I loved her.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: She was like, Lala's trying to be nice and she's like, well,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I'm sure if it was your sperm, it would have
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: been gobbled right up because people wanted your bloodline so bad.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what, who? I don't know, did
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: we miss something? All I know was my eggs because
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't go to college.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Why When I first moved out here, I saw so
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I was so broke and I like had, you know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: as a hostess at multiple restaurants, and I worked in
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: the mayrom at CAA, but I like still didn't have
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: enough money. And I shared a studio apartment with two girls,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: and I saw something in like the trades. I forget
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: what the trades even were, but it was something we
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: would read and it's like for actors, and it was like, uh,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: we would We'll pay up to ten thousand dollars for
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: your eggs, if you have blue eyes, if you have that,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and it was all these things and
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: then it said must have attended college.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: So you couldn't even sell you weren't even eligible.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: It wasn't even good enough to sell my own damn eggs.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: That's terrible.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, just so I now like want to fight
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: back with people. I'm like, just, you know, slave is
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: a straight A student.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: That's so they could have had a straight A student,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: they could have had equestrian writer.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with them? I'm like, gosh.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: But then I'm you know, I am pretty grateful that
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I was rejected because I couldn't handle more of my
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: little kids running around.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't not, but you'd never know. I mean
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I feel bad. You could sell, so would
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you do for money?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, we just lived off of Have you heard
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: of pink Dot?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: So, pink dot is like this little grocery It was
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: way before Postmates existed, but pink Dot was this little
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: grocery store that you.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Could order food from.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: And Shannon, my first roommate, had like three credit cards
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: that she was like maxing out, and she would like
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: order our food for the.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Week, and then we'd like live.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Off of like half of a chocolate chip muffin, and
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: then we'd eat at our jobs because we both were
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: hostesses at Mister Chow and your oh.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Chow, Oh my god. And then we were acting school.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: That's like crazy lifestyle. I never lived it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like it was.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: You didn't find like rich guys to date.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: What the hell's wrong with you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: If you think I was in any position physically.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: All that Chinese food, like I had pencil than eyebrows
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: that were like that, like a total I mean my
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: first set of headshots, I honestly look.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Like a full blown lunatic, Like you can see my
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: belly button.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Can you send them to me later?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's they're so bad. I have like I look
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: like a baby prostitute. I want to see that, but
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: there was no way, Like old rich dudes are like,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: oh I'm into her, but don't you worry When I came.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: When I did, you know, turn things around a bit.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Every b actor was.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: They were hot for it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, they were hot for it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: So I did have a comeback, but it definitely wasn't
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: at eighteen when I was living in that apartment.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Really that's a nice that's a nice story, though, I
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: mean to have lived that, I don't know that life.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Like I wasn't allowed out.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: It was it boring.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: We went to like one place every I mean, it
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: was like a good night on Monday, so we'd always
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: go there on Monday. I mean, it's just all of
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: it was insanity. Luke actually really drove me nuts this episode.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: But anyways, Andy asked Luke if things in the bedroom
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: have improved with Kristin, and he says yes, And then
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Kristin and Luke say they're apparently too volatile in couple's therapy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I've never heard of that. Something tells me
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: that Luke is the type of guy who doesn't believe
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: in therapy.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Well, do you know when I went for marriage counseling
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: with Frank Catania, I remember one thing that counselor said
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: was sixty percent of the people that come to marriage counseling,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: it's already too late.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So when they say volatile, I don't even know what.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: You know what that means.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Volatile It means that maybe you need a different therapist.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: But also they said, you know, Kristin made it very clear.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, you know, we we're arguing so much in
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: therapy that it was creating. It's the same thing how
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I say, like sometimes I'm depressed after therapy.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So because like you're.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Talking about all the things that bother you when really
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: were used to just pushing them down and pretending they
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: don't exist.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Right. I think they have it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: They don't have it easy over there.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: But do you appreciate the honesty from Luke or is
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: he being a dick?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I appreciate the honesty.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: See, I'm like, if Yikes was a person, it's Luke.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Really. Yeah, so you don't like him right now? No,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: I because I think I like Kristin.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I think Kristin and I think I think that Kristin
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: has yet done a lot of crazy things and done
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: a lot of fucked up shit. But I think she
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: is trying to be a different person. And also I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: think postpartum depression is great.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: It's real. No, it's a real thing, and you want
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: your partner to be there for you, and they should be.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I think that, I mean, maybe not popular opinion. I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: do think he stuck through it, though, and I think
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: he really did try.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I think, no, I hope he's trying because he loves
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: her and not because he loves being on television.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I mean you really gotta love it then, Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't easy what they were going through.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not easy at all, but I my heart's you
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: can see it. Every time that he says something like that,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: it like pulls at Kristen's heartstrings, like she gets a
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: little emotional.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: He did say he was sorry and she started to
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: get upset. And then they're like, has he said sorry
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: to before? And she goes, well, this was the first time,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: so maybe he does act only nice.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: For the camera.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you've got this, you're gonna you know
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: she I think mentally you can tell me she looks great.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I think mentally she's doing better, and I you know,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: like once she's back to her full self, she's gonna
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: think she's gonna handle it. I don't think she's I
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: think she's gonna be like, Listen, Luke, do you know who?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Do you know who? Like what I can do?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: She He should watch the past season so he'll see
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: when she gets her self back.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: He better run if you don't fix.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Things before she comes back to herself.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Then Andy asked Jason why he defended Jackx's behavior in
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the past, but he's in an uproar over Danny's behavior currently.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Kristen and Zach think that they befriended Jack's the same
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: way Janet and Jason did. Brittany would have been mad.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I don't agree. I think that Brittany said. Brittany told
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: them and said, it makes it easier for me, It
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: makes it easier for me, but also Brittany thinking it's
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: a good idea for Jax to be it. Janet's is
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the same kind of like as Kristin constantly defending Danny.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: No, so you're yeah, I agree with that. I mean,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: so I see both sides.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was Kristin who said, look at
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Britney's hands while she's talking about it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: She did, what did she mean? She was going like this,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: She said something like, what's wrong with her hands?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Look at her hands while she's saying this, like like
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: she was lying because she was moving her hands around. No,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I think she's nervous anytime she has to talk about Jack's.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: She this is a girl who trust me when I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: tell you, has serious trauma from this relationship, absolute fucking PTSD,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: no doubt in my mind.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't know.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: When the other sho's going to drop.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Like just because they're not together anymore doesn't mean that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: she doesn't think.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: About, you know, all the year she lives.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: With not knowing what mood was going to be there.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: If she said that to Janet and Jason, it's because
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: she truly meant it, Like I don't need him to
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: come and try and ruin my Christmas right.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Keep him there at least I know he's there and
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: he won't bother me. Yeah, but did she know about
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the PR Girl then?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: No? No, just there. That's what I wanted to ask.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Was the pig they cover for him Christmas? I know
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: that's what I want to know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Now that's a whole another story.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: That to me, that's.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Different if it's just Jack's there.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: But if it was Jackson Laurie there and Brittany didn't.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Know, yeah, that's fucked.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think did.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Brittany know at that time, No, because nobody would have
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: assumed that she that JAXX was with Laurie. So if
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Jack's brought the PR Girl to Christmas dinner, if they
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: were together, then I'd have a problem with that.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I would have a problem with that too.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: But I do think we've just heard so many conflicting
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: things about when that relationship started, So we don't have
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: the answers, but it's it's just something.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I'm curious.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: It was for a long time.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I think it was for a long time. Then we
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: finally get into Danny and Nia. They now have an
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: all pair who lives with them full time.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's what their relationship needs terribly.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Because I noticed that Danny was like, let me talk
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: to everybody, like I think he meant that also to Nia.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, why won't.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Anyone actually let me talk? But Nia claims Danny is
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: very involved father. Is this another facade? I believe that
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: he's done a lot with the babies. I really do.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I think he's done a lot with the babies. But
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I do think that him. I think that Nia runs
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: the show, and I think sometimes it pisses him off
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: and then he takes it out on her in the
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: wrong ways.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Well, by the show, I mean the show of their home.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Right, I know what you mean.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: I know what you mean.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: It is a big undertaking to have that many children
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: in that short of time. Yeah, it takes reeks have
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: it on your body physically, hormones.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Then you have you know, then you have a husband who.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Likes to drink, who had an issue which we all saw, yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: and I think there was so much more going on
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: that we never saw. They were never that transparent about
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: their personal life.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: No, and then they're like, you know, we anytime we've
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: had issues in the past, we've nipped them in the
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: bud because we have therapy immediately and blah blah blah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm sorry, and and Lala said it perfectly.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: There is a reason why Danny is confused. Because everybody's saying,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Danny drink as much as you want, we don't care.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: That's not actually true. They do care because when Danny
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: drinks too much, he's a bad drunk. Yeah, nobody cares
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: if Danny's dancing that I agree. Like if Danny was,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you know, had only two glasses of shams and he
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: was dancing, I don't think anyone would care.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: No, But he gets handsy, gets mouthy with Neia. Yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: when you saw when he didn't.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Like his dress up outfit, his costume to his drag outfit. Yeah,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: and I think he took it very serious. He gotn't
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: mad at her, and I think people will get uncomfortable
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: with the way he talks to her. And then she
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: knows that because she's just you know, a smart person.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: And so then she over like over like tries to
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: fix and pretend that he's joking or what about when
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Lala said to him, were you in character when you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: were treating me that way?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I wasn't first, but then I went
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: back to me.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Like now.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: That was yeah, I am sorry.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Are you like I'm trying to think of, like, are
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: you Johnny Depp? You go into character for like months
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: at a time and you just like can't even come
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: out of character to be a nice human being.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing, I am really.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It ends with something happened at Jasmine's wedding and it's
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: got to do with Danny.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did something and I need to know what it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Is and we will know next week.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: And then Andy asks Luke about his refusal to go
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: and watch What Happens Live with Kristin. Kristin gets emotional
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: over it, and he didn't realize how much it would
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: hurt her. This is just an another sign of like, Luke,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: kind of do.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: You think he's like a little bit nasty behind the scenes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's what you're saying.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: You're I think he's.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Very passive, agres like there's something I feel in him
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: that isn't authentic and is you know, he's trying to
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: be like the guy next door that everybody's pals was, like.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: The Midwest guy that just came in and wanted Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: all but the best. Well, listen, it doesn't hide for long.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: The dirty laundry always comes out in the wash.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do think that.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Jasmine just mentioning that everyone uses their children as an
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: excuse for acting out was not Jasmine's best line.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: No, not her best.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: And it's funny because they're like, you don't even have kids,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Like the entire like all the couches are like.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they all like I wish I was I was didn't.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Want to be her at that time.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Then Danny apologizes to jannefer encouraging hate towards her on
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: social media.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: He knows how it feels, and then the entire cast cries.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Well, they also talked about what Janet was open about
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and came out with saying everything she went through, yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: but stuff, So.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I'm looking forward.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: They got three parts, huh, they got three parts, but yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: because then they talk about the mixed signals, They've got
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: three parts they've really teased us to be excited for
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: next week.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I am curres, what do you think it is?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: What do you think Danny did at Jasmine's wedding?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I think he probably got hammered and did something stupid.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: And I think they how did he get.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Ensasty with Nia?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Did he put his hands on somebody? Did he act inappropriately?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he acted inappropriately, and I don't know in
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: which way, but I every time that Danny gets drunk,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: there's a difference, but between having a drink and getting
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: drunk that Danny does something, so I think they all
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: know it. And the fact that Kristen couldn't even have
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Danny's back in this reunion, like she was like, oh
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: my god, after watching this back it was so cringe.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: All right, well let's see we shall they have it
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: on video? I hope, I know they probably don't.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: You never know.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Well, nothing leaked, by the way, which is insive, I know.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: But I was actually kind of shocked that Janny was
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: even invited to that wedding.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I know, because they're still talking about when he didn't
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: he slapped Jasmine's wife in the ass. They still haven't
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: stopped talking about it. He apologized a lot of times.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah so, I mean, who knows, but we'll find out.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I but I do love that Brittany basically manipul lited
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Andy into bringing it up.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: She's like my wedding.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: She listening.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: She got accused of being a shitster starting fires and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: then standing back and saying I did nothing.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: What are you looking at me for? Yeah, but then
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the wedding. She wouldn't give up.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, Well, I can't wait for part three
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: of the Reunion of the Valley. It's going to be exciting.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: We have to see what everyone's talking about this wedding.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: See you soon.