Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 287: Seeking Sister Wife Recap - I'm Kinda Vanilla In Bed (S6 E6)
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- 3:36Speaker 1: have any takeaways after watching this riveting episode of Seeking
- 3:41Speaker 1: Sister Wives that you want to share with the public.
- 3:44Speaker 2: I'm just really glad that Danielle and Garrick were not
- 3:46Speaker 2: on this episode. Agreed, I don't need them.
- 3:50Speaker 1: It was like a breath of tho. I was like,
- 3:53Speaker 1: thank you too, oh so much, very grateful. What was
- 3:57Speaker 1: my main takeaway? Yes, and I know that's my takeaway
- 4:02Speaker 1: every week, but I could really just feel what a week, dicked,
- 4:08Speaker 1: cowardly piece of crap. He is misogynist too, by like
- 4:13Speaker 1: setting up his wife to have the conversation with Jackie
- 4:17Speaker 1: about kids because he's not man enough to stand up
- 4:21Speaker 1: and fight for what he wants. Yeah, and so he's annoying.
- 4:24Speaker 1: He sucks so that I don't like him at all.
- 4:26Speaker 2: I don't like him either. That was my takeaway. That's
- 4:28Speaker 2: a good takeaway.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Without any further ado, let's get into this episode of
- 4:33Speaker 1: Seeking Sister Wife Season six, Episode six YEP entitled.
- 4:38Speaker 2: I'm kind of Vanilla in bed.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Oh God, that was so terrible.
- 4:44Speaker 2: God, stick to your place.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Little hands, anybody else not.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Just stick to your place. But we start off with
- 4:57Speaker 2: the Prolata family, Yessel and Dan, and we pick up
- 5:01Speaker 2: where we left off last week, where we're still in
- 5:03Speaker 2: the bar. We're still like celebrating, like the night before
- 5:07Speaker 2: Yessel leaves for work for a couple months, and.
- 5:10Speaker 1: What does he do? Does anybody know it's.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Got to be like oil rigs or something. It's got
- 5:14Speaker 2: to be something like that.
- 5:15Speaker 1: But if it's not oil rigs, what could it be.
- 5:17Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what other job you're
- 5:19Speaker 2: scorting in Dubai. Oh my god, maybe just maybe crack.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Cracking it open.
- 5:27Speaker 2: This guy's he's gotta make a lot of money from them.
- 5:29Speaker 2: But we have Jackie having a conversation with Yessel's baby mama, Leah,
- 5:34Speaker 2: and we kind of started it last week, but we're
- 5:37Speaker 2: like finishing it this week, where Leah's just like, you know,
- 5:41Speaker 2: I think you're a nice girl or whatever, but I'm
- 5:43Speaker 2: not gonna trust you until we have like better relationship,
- 5:47Speaker 2: and Jackie's like, yeah, that's totally fair, I think. Yet
- 5:51Speaker 2: Leah says like, I don't want you to be around
- 5:53Speaker 2: my kid or something yet yet, but I want to
- 5:56Speaker 2: get to know you first. And Jackie totally gets it
- 5:59Speaker 2: because she's a mom too. You know, she just wants
- 6:01Speaker 2: everybody to like her, which is fine, but she also
- 6:04Speaker 2: just wants to beg Yessel, Like, let's just be real,
- 6:06Speaker 2: does she?
- 6:07Speaker 1: I think the entire thing production fake out because I'm
- 6:10Speaker 1: not getting the chemistry. I'm not seeing how this works person,
- 6:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 6:14Speaker 2: But then like you have her meeting Jackie meeting the
- 6:18Speaker 2: rest of the friends, and then she meets Jessel's brother Yuel,
- 6:22Speaker 2: who's very suss about this whole thing, like he's not
- 6:26Speaker 2: approving of it, but he's trying to be for the
- 6:29Speaker 2: cameras maybe and the TLC paycheck, And you know, Jackie's like,
- 6:34Speaker 2: I would be upset if they didn't approve, but I
- 6:37Speaker 2: would also understand because that's right prerogative. And you' all
- 6:42Speaker 2: was like, Okay, cool, that's great.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds wonderful, because we don't want anybody just
- 6:46Speaker 1: running up into this family destroying it and stuff. And
- 6:49Speaker 1: so if you understand so we don't like you, that's great.
- 6:52Speaker 1: But like the whole thing was fake.
- 6:54Speaker 2: It felt like it. I don't know who.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Jackie is as a person, not at all. I'm not
- 6:57Speaker 1: personally connecting with her soul neither. I'm not getting a
- 7:01Speaker 1: sense of who she is as a wa man.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Yeah, I just know she looks.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Like an insect, and I like insects. But I'm just like,
- 7:07Speaker 1: you've got the face of like a praying mantis face,
- 7:11Speaker 1: a little bit kind of like wide. I like very much,
- 7:14Speaker 1: which I love.
- 7:15Speaker 2: That's great, my favorite because I love that for her.
- 7:18Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know who you are other than
- 7:19Speaker 1: a prayin mantis Jackie, and that you like sex. Why
- 7:22Speaker 1: do you like Yessel? I want to know from you
- 7:25Speaker 1: why you like this man. He seems like a terrible man.
- 7:28Speaker 1: He seems like an unfaithful man, a terrible husband. Therefore, father,
- 7:32Speaker 1: why do you want to be a part of this family?
- 7:34Speaker 1: Let me know who you are? Jackie?
- 7:36Speaker 2: Like, I don't understand it because I mean, I guess
- 7:39Speaker 2: he's like attractive. He's no, he's not super hot. Well
- 7:42Speaker 2: he's not like, he's not terrible.
- 7:45Speaker 1: I mean, I don't find him attractive at all, but
- 7:48Speaker 1: it is a personal subjective.
- 7:49Speaker 2: I don't think he's like completely disgusting. I also don't
- 7:54Speaker 2: think well, I mean, his character is. I'm just saying, like,
- 7:57Speaker 2: from a physical standpoint, I could see maybe why somebody
- 7:59Speaker 2: like Jackie insect Woman would be like, oh my god,
- 8:02Speaker 2: he's so hot and it would like be super indom
- 8:06Speaker 2: and maybe he's got a big dick. That's cool, I guess,
- 8:08Speaker 2: But like he sucks otherwise and every other aspect.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Well, and I know I'm jumping ahead. I don't mean to,
- 8:14Speaker 1: but like when he's leaving and he's saying goodbye to Danny.
- 8:18Speaker 1: I'm like looking at the neighborhood because I'm trying to
- 8:21Speaker 1: figure out what he does for work, because if he's
- 8:23Speaker 1: working on the oil rigs, he's making a lot of money. Yeah,
- 8:27Speaker 1: and their house doesn't really reflect that. But then again,
- 8:30Speaker 1: she's a nurse and they make good money.
- 8:32Speaker 2: I think, aren't they in Connecticut though or something, and
- 8:35Speaker 2: that's like a really high.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Maybe that's expensive cost of w I just don't know
- 8:39Speaker 1: what he does. I don't know why he's attractive. I
- 8:41Speaker 1: don't know who these people are. I don't know why
- 8:43Speaker 1: I'm here.
- 8:44Speaker 2: I know, but when he leaves, or when everybody wants
- 8:48Speaker 2: to leave for the night, I think Jackie's ends up
- 8:50Speaker 2: leaving and he's like, I'm gonna go walk her out,
- 8:52Speaker 2: He says to the camera. He's not comfortable showing physical
- 8:55Speaker 2: affection to Jackie in front of Danny because it's still
- 8:59Speaker 2: very new, but he is like, Okay, I'm gonna go
- 9:02Speaker 2: walk her out, uh huh, so way he can go
- 9:04Speaker 2: make out with her outside this dive bar that they're well.
- 9:07Speaker 1: He does say to the camera that he wants to
- 9:09Speaker 1: kiss her, yeah, but that he won't do it because
- 9:11Speaker 1: he knows Danny's gonna have a problem with that. Well, Danny,
- 9:14Speaker 1: if you're gonna have a problem with your husband kissing
- 9:17Speaker 1: Jackie and or having sex with Jackie, then why are
- 9:20Speaker 1: we Why are we doing this?
- 9:22Speaker 2: I mean really, And did you notice Danny's outfit at
- 9:25Speaker 2: the bar, Like she was wearing this like sea through
- 9:27Speaker 2: number and look her body's banging. She is gorgeous, but
- 9:30Speaker 2: she's wearing the sea through number where she's showing off
- 9:34Speaker 2: all of her goods. Basically she's got kind of like
- 9:36Speaker 2: this little underwear thing and a little like bra or whatever,
- 9:41Speaker 2: but like she is dressed to the nines because I
- 9:43Speaker 2: think she's intimidated by the fact that her husband just
- 9:46Speaker 2: wants to bang other bitches whoever with her permission. And
- 9:50Speaker 2: it's kind of giving Danielle Merryfield because Danielle Maryfield does
- 9:54Speaker 2: the same thing. She wears like really tight clothing. She'll
- 9:56Speaker 2: wear like short little dresses and stuff to try and
- 9:59Speaker 2: be like, look, I'm still hot even though my husband
- 10:01Speaker 2: wants to bang Brazilian women that are half my age.
- 10:04Speaker 2: It's kind of giving you. And I'm like, Danny, just
- 10:08Speaker 2: love yourself and leave Yessel.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Absolutely, you do not need all of this at all.
- 10:13Speaker 1: If you want somebody, you can find somebody infinitely better.
- 10:16Speaker 1: You're a gamefully employed, beautiful young woman. You don't need
- 10:19Speaker 1: this tall Franken style of the man.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Ride, really though. Yeah, and then it's like the next
- 10:28Speaker 2: day or whatever, we're back at their house and Yessel's
- 10:30Speaker 2: packing up to leave for work, and this is where
- 10:34Speaker 2: they talk more about like what's going to happen when
- 10:37Speaker 2: he's gone, and Yessel puts the responsibility on Danny to
- 10:41Speaker 2: do the legwork that he's supposed to do, and he's
- 10:44Speaker 2: going to make Danny talk to Jackie about how Danny
- 10:48Speaker 2: doesn't want Jackie to have.
- 10:49Speaker 1: More kids because they haven't told Jackie this at this point,
- 10:54Speaker 1: so you haven't introduced Jackie to your whole family and
- 10:58Speaker 1: all of your friends. You have given Jackie the impression,
- 11:01Speaker 1: if we're to believe production, you've given Jackie the impression
- 11:05Speaker 1: that you want her to literally move into your house
- 11:08Speaker 1: and her child can be a part of your family.
- 11:10Speaker 1: But we haven't had the foundational conversation about further children,
- 11:16Speaker 1: knowing Jackie wants them. And yes, Sol, this is all
- 11:20Speaker 1: for you, Like, let's not mince words here. It's about
- 11:23Speaker 1: you getting your pencil wet, Yeah, and you fucking other women,
- 11:27Speaker 1: And you want your wife, who's not okay with it,
- 11:31Speaker 1: even though she's trying to convince herself and us that
- 11:34Speaker 1: she's okay with it, she's not okay with this, But
- 11:36Speaker 1: you want her to have the very difficult conversation with
- 11:40Speaker 1: Jackie breaking the news that Jackie can't have additional children
- 11:44Speaker 1: if she's in this throttle, you cowards.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Such a coward, And to do it like when he's
- 11:50Speaker 2: gonna be gone for his trip and it's kind of
- 11:52Speaker 2: implied that he's not going to really have contact with
- 11:55Speaker 2: them while he's out on his work trip or something,
- 11:58Speaker 2: so I don't know. It's really weird because he facetimes
- 12:01Speaker 2: Jackie with Danny on Yessel's shoulder the entire time, and
- 12:07Speaker 2: he's like telling Jackie goodbye, like I'll miss you or whatever,
- 12:10Speaker 2: and Jackie's like, yeah, I'm gonna miss him too, but
- 12:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang out with Danny as much as I can.
- 12:15Speaker 2: And I'm like, what does that even mean? Why would
- 12:17Speaker 2: you even want to be friends.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I'm not seeing that chemistry either, at least with Shaney
- 12:22Speaker 1: and Angelica, which we're gonna get to, Like you can
- 12:24Speaker 1: feel there's something there like the box.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 12:30Speaker 1: But with Jackie and Danny, I'm like, why are you
- 12:32Speaker 1: guys even talking to each other. I don't never hang
- 12:34Speaker 1: out under any other circumstances.
- 12:37Speaker 2: Like, absolutely never. And it would be a much better
- 12:40Speaker 2: arrangement if this was also for Danny, if Danny got
- 12:43Speaker 2: to have a little girlfriend on the side. Why yes,
- 12:47Speaker 2: why yessels in Dubai selling.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Himself, selling that bootyhood, cracking it open.
- 12:55Speaker 2: And spread girl. But it's not, that's not what the
- 12:59Speaker 2: situation is giving. And Danny just looks uncomfortable in pretty
- 13:02Speaker 2: much every single scene that we see her in and
- 13:05Speaker 2: it's because of yes, yes, he's just a selfish man.
- 13:09Speaker 2: He's just trying to fuck who just wants to fuck?
- 13:11Speaker 2: And I'm sure Jackie ain't the only one. I think
- 13:14Speaker 2: Jackie's just the only one that Danny knows about, That's
- 13:17Speaker 2: what I think.
- 13:17Speaker 1: The only one willing to be on camera probably.
- 13:20Speaker 2: And then yes, so like we end their segment with
- 13:23Speaker 2: him being like, I'm really worried that Danny's boundary is
- 13:26Speaker 2: going to ruin my relationship with Jackie because I really
- 13:29Speaker 2: see her as a potential sister.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Wise and I want kids myself, like I would be
- 13:34Speaker 1: okay to have children with this unknown insect person, but
- 13:39Speaker 1: because my wife is such a hard ass with ball
- 13:42Speaker 1: and jounderies, Yeah, I can't have babies with this random woman.
- 13:47Speaker 2: I just I hate him.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I just don't like him. He's a terrible person. This
- 13:51Speaker 1: can't be real. I mean, I refuse to believe that
- 13:53Speaker 1: it is me too.
- 13:55Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just as bad as Garrick. I think. I
- 13:58Speaker 2: think Grek is just more like delusional and in your
- 14:01Speaker 2: face about it.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Correct, Garrick is disassociated, yes, Ras, Yesel thinks he's pulling
- 14:06Speaker 1: one over on Danny and the rest of us. But
- 14:09Speaker 1: we're records. We're records, we got monocles, and we see
- 14:12Speaker 1: right through you, Yessel.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Yes we do. Next we move on to the Johnson's
- 14:16Speaker 2: mattin Angelica, and Angelica actually goes on his eight with Shane.
- 14:22Speaker 1: I'm wrong with Angelica, girl.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I think she's gay for Snee.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Well, but why can't you just say I'm gay? Like
- 14:28Speaker 1: there's some childhood trauma, repression, regression, there's some sort of
- 14:34Speaker 1: shame attached to her obvious love and longing for Snee.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Like there's just something deeply wounded about Angelical, Like when
- 14:44Speaker 1: you come angelical Angelica when you compare and contrast her
- 14:48Speaker 1: with Danny, for example, she seems way more authentic, yeah,
- 14:53Speaker 1: and way more interested in actually having this relationship than
- 14:57Speaker 1: Danny does. And I'm like worried about her.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Yeah. The way that she is so invested in Matt
- 15:04Speaker 2: and Shanet's relationship working out is kind of crazy. It's
- 15:07Speaker 2: definitely given like unrequited love. Maybe her and Shanee are
- 15:12Speaker 2: eating each other's boxes on the side. Maybe that's part
- 15:15Speaker 2: of their arrangement, kind of like the Davis Family where
- 15:18Speaker 2: we found out from Teresa on a podcast that all
- 15:20Speaker 2: those women they're fucking each other just as much as
- 15:23Speaker 2: Nick is fucking all of them. So maybe it's that
- 15:25Speaker 2: kind of thing, and they're just trying to fake it
- 15:27Speaker 2: and pretend like they're just friends or whatever. But when
- 15:30Speaker 2: Angelica meets with Shanee for this little date, she's talking
- 15:34Speaker 2: to her about like her and Matt, and she's asking her, like,
- 15:38Speaker 2: are you guys gonna get back together? Because I love
- 15:40Speaker 2: you so much, I mean, Matt loves you so much.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Matt cares about you so much, but I do too,
- 15:46Speaker 2: and I really can't see my life without you, I mean,
- 15:48Speaker 2: Matt can't see his life without you, Shane, So I
- 15:51Speaker 2: really would want to know if there's any hope there.
- 15:54Speaker 2: And this is where Shane talks about the little text
- 15:57Speaker 2: message that she got from Matt where she totally loved
- 15:59Speaker 2: his bitch ass on rich.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Love it, I love it, grooves yes, and she.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Reads the text out loud. Yeah, I love it, and
- 16:06Speaker 2: it's kind of they want to do better. I love
- 16:11Speaker 2: you like you deserve to be creatch Yeah, oh my god.
- 16:16Speaker 2: And you know he doesn't mean any of it.
- 16:17Speaker 1: No, he's doing it for Angelica because he knows how
- 16:19Speaker 1: important this is for his wife.
- 16:21Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. And then Shane asks Angelica
- 16:25Speaker 2: if they're going to pursue other women, and Angelica straight
- 16:28Speaker 2: up lies, yeah, and I don't like that.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I don't like that either. But you can tell that
- 16:35Speaker 1: she's really worried because she probably already knows who Shanee is.
- 16:40Speaker 1: They've been together for three years, okay, and I'm just
- 16:43Speaker 1: going to assume there's like a romantic component here between
- 16:45Speaker 1: these two women, so she knows what Shane's value system is.
- 16:49Speaker 1: And if Shanee knows that they've been dating other people,
- 16:52Speaker 1: like Shane's just gonna bounce.
- 16:54Speaker 2: So she's afraid.
- 16:55Speaker 1: She's afraid to tell the truth, and plus Matt hasn't yet,
- 16:58Speaker 1: and she just doesn't know why to do. I felt
- 17:01Speaker 1: bad for her, but like she should have done the
- 17:03Speaker 1: right thing, yep, which would have been to say, well,
- 17:07Speaker 1: actually we did data Witch, we made some intention Candles. Yeah,
- 17:12Speaker 1: it was really bizarre. I was just thinking about you
- 17:14Speaker 1: the entire time, but we did do that. And Shane
- 17:18Speaker 1: actually says, I think to camera something like if I
- 17:21Speaker 1: find out then Matt has gone out on another day
- 17:24Speaker 1: with another woman, and Angelica didn't tell me, Like that's
- 17:28Speaker 1: gonna be a problem O yikes.
- 17:32Speaker 2: And then we have Angelica saying in her talking head
- 17:34Speaker 2: and she's like got tears in her eyes about how
- 17:37Speaker 2: the feelings that she has for Matt, about how he's
- 17:40Speaker 2: her ride or die and she'll be with him forever.
- 17:42Speaker 2: She has the same feelings for same level, the same
- 17:46Speaker 2: level of intensity for Shane, which means she's in love.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she is in love with that kid.
- 17:52Speaker 1: That woman got her box it.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Oh and it blew her mind mind.
- 17:57Speaker 1: It jettisoned her up into the Pleiades bitch, and she
- 18:00Speaker 1: was like, whoa Matt never did that. His sex is
- 18:04Speaker 1: just aquid, but Shane was able to do that, and
- 18:07Speaker 1: she's like, I want to be with her forever.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Ever, And I'm just like, well, if your feelings were
- 18:13Speaker 2: that real and that intense, why don't you just be
- 18:16Speaker 2: real with her? Tell her at this date? Yeah, And
- 18:19Speaker 2: I just feel like it's going to be a recipe
- 18:21Speaker 2: for disaster. They're gonna end up breaking up or something,
- 18:23Speaker 2: because we see the preview and I don't have a
- 18:26Speaker 2: lot of hope. Yeah for them same unfortunately except for
- 18:30Speaker 2: Shanee and Angelica, and Angelica leaving Matt for Shnee that
- 18:34Speaker 2: would be great.
- 18:35Speaker 1: I don't love's ever gonna happen.
- 18:36Speaker 2: I would never. And then I think we have Matt
- 18:39Speaker 2: also going out for a date with Shane. He's like
- 18:42Speaker 2: dressed to the nies, this little tuxedo and he's got
- 18:45Speaker 2: flowers and stuff, and Shane is late.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Yeah, she's taken her sweet ass time. I kind of
- 18:51Speaker 1: do love that, though, yes, make the man way power moves.
- 18:54Speaker 2: I mean, because he's been barely giving her any f
- 18:57Speaker 2: he's dating witches.
- 18:58Speaker 1: He's out here dating witches.
- 19:00Speaker 2: He is objectively and she's well, she was also dating
- 19:02Speaker 2: too well, but she told him. She did.
- 19:04Speaker 1: She was upfront and honest about the fact that she
- 19:07Speaker 1: was seeing somebody else, and why wouldn't she because Matt
- 19:10Speaker 1: was neglecting her and not giving her the appropriate time.
- 19:15Speaker 1: So she said, I'm going to date this other guy.
- 19:17Speaker 1: But Matt did not tell her because he's a liar
- 19:20Speaker 1: like every other man on this show.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Facts. And then we have the Williams family or Williamson family.
- 19:28Speaker 1: That's a little sweet mai. Oh go his little hands,
- 19:30Speaker 1: Ree make got little doll hands.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Freese and his baby hands, and Billy Jean, Yeah, she's
- 19:36Speaker 2: not my no. And we have Reese nervously driving to
- 19:42Speaker 2: go on a little free to date.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Being forced against his consent to date this hag of
- 19:48Speaker 1: a woman with purple hair work. And we get there,
- 19:50Speaker 1: but like he's just so uncomfortable. He just wants to
- 19:54Speaker 1: be with Billy Jean. He just has one beard. He
- 19:57Speaker 1: didn't need more than one. Right, He's got babies, happy,
- 20:00Speaker 1: Billy Jean. Why are you doing this to us just
- 20:02Speaker 1: because you can't have more babies.
- 20:04Speaker 2: You already have two babies. Two babies is a lot
- 20:06Speaker 2: of babies.
- 20:08Speaker 1: But you're pushing Reese out there in Indiana to date.
- 20:12Speaker 1: The sketch women. Why Billy Jean.
- 20:15Speaker 2: So he's getting set up with their friend, Nicky's hairdresser
- 20:21Speaker 2: named Bess, okay, Bess, and Bess has got purple hair.
- 20:26Speaker 2: But before we get there, like on the way, Reese
- 20:29Speaker 2: is nervous. He's so nervous.
- 20:30Speaker 1: He's farting.
- 20:33Speaker 2: A lot, a lot apparently, and he's so awkward. Yeah,
- 20:37Speaker 2: and he's calling Billy Jean his dominatrix, sorry, his dominatrix wife,
- 20:43Speaker 2: who is calling all the shots here. I mean, let's
- 20:45Speaker 2: be real. I mean he doesn't want to be here.
- 20:48Speaker 2: He wants to be with men. I mean he wants
- 20:49Speaker 2: to be with Billy Jean, right, And Billy Jean's giving
- 20:53Speaker 2: him tips. She's like, well, don't be weird and don't
- 20:56Speaker 2: be too touchy pheey. I'm like, is he even touchy
- 20:59Speaker 2: feely to begin with? It? Doesn't even want to touch women,
- 21:01Speaker 2: I don't know. But she's giving him tips. He's nervous,
- 21:05Speaker 2: he's farting. Then he gets to he gets to the
- 21:09Speaker 2: fucking ice cream shop and Bess arrives and she's got
- 21:14Speaker 2: kind of a mean mug on her already.
- 21:16Speaker 1: First thing, I'm like, cheer up a little bit, got some.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Fun, God, you get the TZB. Why just get some
- 21:23Speaker 2: ice grape? And she comes in with her purple hair,
- 21:26Speaker 2: and immediately Reese is like, oh my god, she's probably frisky.
- 21:30Speaker 2: She's so much more wild than me. I'm so vanilla
- 21:34Speaker 2: in bed, And while they're literally picking out ice cream,
- 21:38Speaker 2: he has to bring that up again. Yeah, my wife
- 21:40Speaker 2: calls me super vanilla. So I'm gonna get vanilla ice
- 21:43Speaker 2: cream because that's what I like.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Oh, it's coated, though, He's trying to communicate something specifically
- 21:49Speaker 1: to her, which is, I don't want a box. I
- 21:52Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with you. I would prefer
- 21:54Speaker 1: never to have a sexual encounter.
- 21:56Speaker 2: With you ever, unless you're pegging.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Me, unless you're pegging me, nless you're bringing a dude
- 22:01Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, and then I'm interested, But other than that,
- 22:03Speaker 1: it's a no from me.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Dog well, and even Bess asks him that, well, would
- 22:08Speaker 2: they pay for the food? They pay for the ice cream,
- 22:10Speaker 2: And when they get to the register, Reese forgets his
- 22:13Speaker 2: wallet and he's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Let me go get my wallet in the car, and
- 22:18Speaker 2: so he runs sashe's away, grabs his wallet.
- 22:23Speaker 1: What what.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Grabs his wallet, Bess is pissed off. He comes in
- 22:30Speaker 2: pays for their little ice cream. Then they sit down
- 22:33Speaker 2: and start talking and Bess has like already got the ick.
- 22:36Speaker 2: She's not into he an'll have the whatsoever. She says that, uh,
- 22:42Speaker 2: she likes men to be more manlier than her, which
- 22:45Speaker 2: is hard.
- 22:47Speaker 1: She's very manly. She's a hard woman.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Yeah, right, very I mean the way that she was
- 22:53Speaker 2: coming off of my girl lighting up a little bits
- 22:55Speaker 2: have fun. God, you're getting paid by teas serious? Shit,
- 22:59Speaker 2: do you have some ice cream? Him and chill out?
- 23:00Speaker 2: I mean really? And Reese is nice.
- 23:03Speaker 1: He's kind of weird, is certainly nice, but he's he's
- 23:06Speaker 1: nice and very much so.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Not trying to be predatory or anything.
- 23:09Speaker 1: He's kind. Shit, it's not hard to be kind.
- 23:13Speaker 2: But no, she like asks him from the jump, so
- 23:16Speaker 2: have you ever been with a man before?
- 23:19Speaker 1: She's the beatrice of all of us.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she literally said. The producers were like,
- 23:26Speaker 2: what did you mean by that? And she's like, well,
- 23:27Speaker 2: I don't know. I just like wondered if he had
- 23:30Speaker 2: experimented a little bit or maybe you.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Don't cancel me, bro, But like he seems like he's
- 23:34Speaker 1: done a lot of plays now, like a theater guy
- 23:38Speaker 1: and there.
- 23:38Speaker 2: The producers like that, what do you mean by that?
- 23:41Speaker 2: And she goes, well, he's very flamboyant. Just say it. Yeah,
- 23:45Speaker 2: you think he's gay.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Right, And that's fine, that's fine, that's okay.
- 23:48Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with gay people.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Certainly not. There might be something wrong with her categorizing
- 23:55Speaker 1: him as such when he's not.
- 23:57Speaker 2: I guess.
- 23:57Speaker 1: But this does seem to be a theme that production
- 24:01Speaker 1: is presenting to us of his alleged gayness, which.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Is interesting to me because like, wouldn't he be uncomfortable
- 24:09Speaker 2: with that? You know, he really got it.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Feels like he gets it a lot. I mean, he
- 24:13Speaker 1: addresses it a lot. He does, so I don't feel
- 24:16Speaker 1: like we need to be super concerned that she brought
- 24:19Speaker 1: it up, because I mean I would too, I'd certainly
- 24:22Speaker 1: be thinking it.
- 24:23Speaker 2: I mean, really, the baby hands, little baby hands, he
- 24:26Speaker 2: just needs a big, strong hands.
- 24:30Speaker 1: He does a little dollons.
- 24:32Speaker 2: But Race tells Bess that, no, he's never been with
- 24:35Speaker 2: the man, he's not into that. But I understand why
- 24:37Speaker 2: you think that, because I do come off very you know, okay,
- 24:41Speaker 2: but I'm not. I promise I'm actually really into Vagina.
- 24:46Speaker 2: I love vaginas much. I cannot get enough, did so much.
- 24:52Speaker 2: They're so great. And then they start talking about the
- 24:55Speaker 2: arrangement and Bess is like, well, I thought that i'd
- 24:57Speaker 2: get to fuck your wife too, Like I really want
- 24:59Speaker 2: to eat your wife's box, even though I've never met her. No,
- 25:03Speaker 2: I mean right right, Like I thought that would be
- 25:05Speaker 2: the thing, and the like, you can be with men
- 25:07Speaker 2: if you want, and I can be with your wife.
- 25:09Speaker 2: I could be really great. And Reese Vanilla Man is like,
- 25:13Speaker 2: oh no, not at all.
- 25:15Speaker 1: I would have never thought that myself. I mean, I
- 25:17Speaker 1: don't know where you're coming up with any of that,
- 25:19Speaker 1: but no, no, absolutely not.
- 25:21Speaker 2: You and my wife would be strictly put on. Yeah,
- 25:25Speaker 2: and I'm like Pulleys, I feel like Billy Jean is
- 25:29Speaker 2: a total dominatrix, like Madam over here. She's trying to
- 25:33Speaker 2: recruit these women because I think she wants like a
- 25:36Speaker 2: little harem with her little fem husband, yeah, and some
- 25:41Speaker 2: other women. That's what I think. That's what it's giving
- 25:43Speaker 2: to me, because otherwise Reese is giving the complete opposite.
- 25:47Speaker 2: He doesn't want this, he doesn't want other women.
- 25:49Speaker 1: I just feel like you're recruiting Reese as a Gallaine
- 25:55Speaker 1: Maxwell to go out there and find women to traffic
- 25:59Speaker 1: back into your commune, that they will have your babies.
- 26:02Speaker 1: It's good for the alleged sex trafficking outfit.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Yeah, like a weird what's that Handmaid's Tale? Like it's
- 26:09Speaker 2: kind of what it's giving. It's kind of bizarre, like
- 26:11Speaker 2: you just want women to be breeders or something.
- 26:14Speaker 1: It's weird, and you're sending Reese out to recruit that.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Like all people. I feel like you'd have more luck
- 26:21Speaker 2: with Billy Jean. Yes, I feel like Bess would have
- 26:24Speaker 2: loved Billy Jan. She'd be like, I want to eat
- 26:27Speaker 2: your box right now.
- 26:29Speaker 1: I'm down.
- 26:31Speaker 2: But las we have Reese, and Reese is like, no,
- 26:34Speaker 2: you and my wife would not be fucking. It would
- 26:36Speaker 2: just be me and you having the coitus. And Bess
- 26:39Speaker 2: is like, I'm not really into that. She's at least
- 26:44Speaker 2: up front, yes, but she's uncomfortable in this whole date,
- 26:47Speaker 2: this whole day sure is so fucking cringey in general.
- 26:50Speaker 1: I can't imagine.
- 26:51Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing in this empty ice cream shop.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I just in this empty world, this empty dimension.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, And so after this horrible date.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Reese is like, man, I'm really worried that we're never
- 27:06Speaker 2: gonna find anybody. I'm like, yeah, I'm surprised you even
- 27:09Speaker 2: found somebody in general.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, godless, god bless, godless.
- 27:15Speaker 2: There's somebody for everybody.
- 27:16Speaker 1: The preview proves that to be true. We'll get there.
- 27:19Speaker 2: We will get there. Then, last, but not least, we
- 27:23Speaker 2: have the Davis family, where we have the Davis women
- 27:27Speaker 2: going on a little boudoir photo shoot that was orchestrated
- 27:31Speaker 2: by Teresa because she wanted to give Nick the gift
- 27:36Speaker 2: of seeing all of them in lingerie and a little
- 27:39Speaker 2: calendar or something. I don't know, uh huh. But they're
- 27:42Speaker 2: getting ready for this boudoir photo shoot and Teresa's like
- 27:45Speaker 2: already emotional, insecure, and I'm like, weren't you a stripper
- 27:50Speaker 2: and like also.
- 27:51Speaker 1: A professional sex worker?
- 27:52Speaker 2: A professional horror.
- 27:56Speaker 1: I mean, like, is that a bad word?
- 27:58Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't care who can in talloween,
- 28:01Speaker 2: but I'm just like Teresa, like all nervous about getting
- 28:05Speaker 2: in laingerie. And it's not even like super scantily clad lingerie.
- 28:09Speaker 2: It's like little baby doll stuff. It's like covering all
- 28:12Speaker 2: your bits and everything, and you're all like all nervous,
- 28:14Speaker 2: and then you're gonna start crying, and then you're gonna
- 28:17Speaker 2: have Jenny and April like having to console you the
- 28:20Speaker 2: whole time, and then we're gonna have this whole conversation
- 28:23Speaker 2: about how you're just intimidated because April and Jenny are
- 28:26Speaker 2: just like so beautiful and so confident.
- 28:30Speaker 1: So I'm holding my tongue up. Why no, we don't
- 28:36Speaker 1: want to women support women? What I just don't understand
- 28:40Speaker 1: because I'm looking at Teresa, like she's playing games, And
- 28:45Speaker 1: if somebody's playing games, why would you bring these two
- 28:48Speaker 1: women to a boudoir shoot other than you think that
- 28:53Speaker 1: they are not gonna look great, or maybe you're gonna
- 28:56Speaker 1: look so much better than them. And then they start
- 28:59Speaker 1: to get their makeup done and they're in these cute
- 29:02Speaker 1: little negliges and you're like, oh my god, they actually
- 29:05Speaker 1: look better than me. And she starts crying because all
- 29:08Speaker 1: she wants to do is be the primary woman for Nick.
- 29:12Speaker 1: And now she's concerned because she has these innate self
- 29:16Speaker 1: worth issues. But there's something very wrong and very strange, yeah,
- 29:21Speaker 1: and also very dark about Teresa. Yes, I can't really
- 29:24Speaker 1: tell what her motivation is. And then there's vacant April
- 29:28Speaker 1: and Jen like I don't know. Oh, there's so many
- 29:30Speaker 1: red flags, like I don't know, she doesn't seem very
- 29:32Speaker 1: secure at herself, And I'm like, what's happening here?
- 29:36Speaker 2: I know, like what is this? We're like framing this
- 29:38Speaker 2: whole thing, like we don't know if Teresa's gonna be
- 29:40Speaker 2: good because she's not a confident, strong woman like us
- 29:44Speaker 2: and she needs to be. And I'm like, but are
- 29:46Speaker 2: you implying that, like Danielle, your last girlfriend was a
- 29:51Speaker 2: failure because she was insecure about herself, Like, no, she
- 29:54Speaker 2: just didn't like the arrangement that you guys have, which
- 29:56Speaker 2: we now know all y'all are fucking each other in
- 30:00Speaker 2: that big old bit.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 30:01Speaker 2: So maybe there's some pressure going on in the bedroom
- 30:04Speaker 2: to perform a certain way, or to be a certain.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Way, or to present a certain way. And that's why
- 30:10Speaker 1: Teresa set up this boudoir shoot in some jacked up
- 30:15Speaker 1: neighborhood in Aurora, Colorado and some split level I know,
- 30:20Speaker 1: I think going to these various and sundry, strange whack
- 30:23Speaker 1: rooms and pose in terrible makeup and lingerie. I don't
- 30:27Speaker 1: know I was cringing, but women want to feel pretty
- 30:30Speaker 1: and look that's good.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with like a little boudoir photo shoot. I
- 30:34Speaker 2: did like the photographers because they were really nice and
- 30:36Speaker 2: like supportive and trying to encourage terreason you got this big, beautiful,
- 30:42Speaker 2: so sexy, Oh my god, Like I did appreciate that.
- 30:45Speaker 2: But I could see Teresa doing this as a way
- 30:48Speaker 2: to try, yeah, and like make it seem like, oh,
- 30:52Speaker 2: April and Jenny are the ugly fuglies, but look at me,
- 30:55Speaker 2: look at me, I'm so hot. But then she gets
- 30:58Speaker 2: her ass headed to her when April Jenny are like
- 31:00Speaker 2: her big ass hunter, She's got a big old ass girl.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Look if they all got big ass.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Nick has a type.
- 31:06Speaker 1: He does have a type. And I was just like,
- 31:07Speaker 1: I wish I had a little bit of that ass.
- 31:10Speaker 1: You got a big not a big one, but you
- 31:11Speaker 1: got nice shapely booty. But like these women were packing
- 31:14Speaker 1: the airs, I failed insecure. After that, I was crying.
- 31:19Speaker 2: I got an ass.
- 31:21Speaker 1: I got nothing.
- 31:23Speaker 2: You should get a BBL that's crowdfund that use our
- 31:28Speaker 2: Patreon money for a BBL.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I want a stinky one. Though, you hear that some
- 31:32Speaker 1: of those bbls are very stinky. What do you mean,
- 31:35Speaker 1: Like there's something that goes on with it, and so
- 31:37Speaker 1: like when they take their drawers off and stuff, it
- 31:39Speaker 1: smells like fecal matters, stop and stink.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean?
- 31:44Speaker 1: Yeah? I know some of these bbls are going horribly wrong, honey.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Like because of the stuff that they're injecting in there.
- 31:50Speaker 1: The stuff that they're injecting, like an infection process, is
- 31:53Speaker 1: very close to the anus, and so there's like an
- 31:57Speaker 1: ad mixture of anal fluids plus an infection process plus
- 32:01Speaker 1: whatever they're shooting up in there. There are some horror
- 32:04Speaker 1: stories about the stink that happens from a BBL. Taking
- 32:08Speaker 1: that all into consideration, I'd still do it. Who cares
- 32:11Speaker 1: what my husband thinks. Let me get this big old stinkyl.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Which you can do daddy, Oh my god, I would
- 32:21Speaker 2: absolutely die. I should buy you, like fake bug button
- 32:24Speaker 2: plants are one of these days.
- 32:25Speaker 1: I want you to. If you don't get me that
- 32:27Speaker 1: for Christmas, I will feel neglected by you.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Oh my god. Bet okay six seven six seven clock lock,
- 32:36Speaker 2: I can't on God on God for real for real, no,
- 32:40Speaker 2: but for real. Nick has a type and it's thick
- 32:42Speaker 2: white ladies, I guess, and that's great. I love that
- 32:46Speaker 2: for him. But like Teresa crying in the boudoir photo
- 32:50Speaker 2: shoot because she realized, oh, April and Jenny are actually
- 32:53Speaker 2: confident women who think that they're beautiful, and that's great.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Like a they are, April and Jenny, I actually kind
- 33:00Speaker 2: of like me too, because I feel like they don't
- 33:02Speaker 2: give a fuck. They're like, we're in this arrangement. We've
- 33:05Speaker 2: been in it for a long time. It's up to y'all, bitches,
- 33:08Speaker 2: who are the newcomers to adjust or get out. Yeah,
- 33:11Speaker 2: me and April love eating each other's boxes and we
- 33:14Speaker 2: love is sucking Nick and it's great. We have a
- 33:18Speaker 2: really great dynamic. We want to add another woman. If
- 33:21Speaker 2: you're not into it, get you have Jenny pregnant as fuck. Yeah,
- 33:27Speaker 2: taking these boudoir photos. She's like arch in her back
- 33:29Speaker 2: and everything living.
- 33:32Speaker 1: She looks great.
- 33:33Speaker 2: It's awesome.
- 33:34Speaker 1: Yes, And then we bop on over to Nick girl,
- 33:37Speaker 1: who's hanging out with Vera because he's a stay at
- 33:40Speaker 1: home philosophizing dad and he their finger painting or they're
- 33:45Speaker 1: painting watercolor whatever. But like then he starts to teach
- 33:49Speaker 1: her about the power of the sun, thermodynamics and how
- 33:53Speaker 1: the sun gets into the plants and then we eat
- 33:56Speaker 1: the plants and the sun gets unto us.
- 33:59Speaker 2: I absolutely love how every single episode, in every single
- 34:04Speaker 2: season with Nick Davis, we have to have a scene
- 34:07Speaker 2: where he's like teaching somebody some and he's always got
- 34:10Speaker 2: to have some kind of like weird scientific a metaphis.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Like a spirit science angle.
- 34:16Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's entropy and thermodynamics, and last year it
- 34:20Speaker 2: was like quantum consciousness or something. I love it. I
- 34:24Speaker 2: think it's hilarious.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Well, obviously Vera has been exposed to this great length
- 34:29Speaker 1: because she's starts talking about thermodynamics and what is she three? Yeah,
- 34:33Speaker 1: she's like three years old.
- 34:35Speaker 2: She's so cute, like my dad teaches me scienth that's
- 34:38Speaker 2: really cute.
- 34:39Speaker 1: I thought she was adorable, very adorable.
- 34:41Speaker 2: And look, like I said last week, I think Nick
- 34:44Speaker 2: Davis he's like the most tame, like easygoing man out
- 34:48Speaker 2: of all of these men on this show.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Well, he's a pseudo intellectual, quasi metaphysician. He's a bit
- 34:54Speaker 1: basic in that way.
- 34:55Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but like he's so whatever. He's an unemployed
- 35:00Speaker 2: it doesn't have his license. Dude, who smokes weed all day.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Everybody is consenting and for whatever reason, they're all sprung
- 35:09Speaker 1: over that. And so if they're happy, I'm happy.
- 35:12Speaker 2: I think that's great.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Yes, I mean Teresa's not happy. She's not happy about anything.
- 35:17Speaker 2: She's not happy about anything. But then she like goes
- 35:19Speaker 2: on and on about how like Nick is like the
- 35:21Speaker 2: absolute love of her life. She'll never be with another
- 35:24Speaker 2: man other than him.
- 35:25Speaker 1: She's only been with him for like three months, four months.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I don't the love of your life? Don't what's wrong
- 35:30Speaker 1: with you? I mean you were in prostitution. Not that
- 35:34Speaker 1: that's you know, indicative of like a terrible inner world,
- 35:37Speaker 1: but like usually it is. It's like if you were
- 35:40Speaker 1: a prostitute for fourteen years, yeah, and you're an aspiring
- 35:44Speaker 1: rapper at forty something.
- 35:46Speaker 2: Like you're delusional.
- 35:47Speaker 1: There's something about you that's a little untethered, and now
- 35:50Speaker 1: you want to insert yourself into this established family unit
- 35:53Speaker 1: and you but you want to be seen as as
- 35:57Speaker 1: good as they are, yeah, like not less that, like
- 36:00Speaker 1: you're so insecure about it's wrong, honey, who hurts you?
- 36:04Speaker 2: You know what? Maybe it's because she don't got a job. Yeah,
- 36:08Speaker 2: I think she said she was like an h fact
- 36:10Speaker 2: whatever tech. But I don't know, Maybe that's a lie
- 36:14Speaker 2: because Jen and April have like established careers and they're
- 36:17Speaker 2: paying do they for every Yeah, they work, they have to. Okay,
- 36:20Speaker 2: how do you think that house gets paid for?
- 36:23Speaker 1: I guess, but this is their job.
- 36:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not making like sister wives money.
- 36:27Speaker 1: I don't know any maybe they are, I don't know.
- 36:30Speaker 2: I stay corrected. If anybody knows the coins of this show,
- 36:32Speaker 2: let us know, because I would love to know how
- 36:34Speaker 2: much money everybody makes.
- 36:36Speaker 1: But like, so Jen's probably in HR and April's probably
- 36:40Speaker 1: like the receptionist at a construction firm probably.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Yeah, probably construction site manager. Yeah. But like Teresa, I
- 36:49Speaker 2: don't know, she's giving like you had said last week. Yeah,
- 36:53Speaker 2: and so maybe that's the real red flag I need.
- 36:56Speaker 1: It's so much else I'm gonna live in a dumpster
- 36:59Speaker 1: with the rest of these asshole rappers.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe that's the red flags that April's seeing, is
- 37:04Speaker 2: that you're not only insecure, but you also don't got
- 37:06Speaker 2: a job. And we gotta support Nick's weed habit somehow. Yeah,
- 37:12Speaker 2: and that's kind of how we end the episode, is
- 37:15Speaker 2: April's a little worried because they've already failed once with Danielle,
- 37:19Speaker 2: so they're where they're gonna fail again, and I don't know.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Everything's pointing towards Teresa is gonna get evicted soon, yep,
- 37:26Speaker 2: and I would love to see it. And then we
- 37:27Speaker 2: get to the preview, which is pretty juicy, honestly. There's
- 37:30Speaker 2: a lot of things happening. So we have Danielle mary
- 37:33Speaker 2: Field talking to her sister in law about changing the
- 37:37Speaker 2: sheets in Garrick's sex bed and Danielle's sister in law says,
- 37:43Speaker 2: that's nasty, and it is. It's super nasty, and Danielle's like, what,
- 37:48Speaker 2: it's not nasty at all, what are you talking about?
- 37:52Speaker 2: And then we have Rees and Billie Jean dating another
- 37:57Speaker 2: woman because best did not work out unfortunately he's out.
- 38:00Speaker 2: They're dating another woman and that other woman is unsure
- 38:05Speaker 2: about being the second wife and how that would work
- 38:09Speaker 2: because Billy Jane's gonna be numeral who No, she's the
- 38:12Speaker 2: top bitch, like I said, she's the freaking madam, and
- 38:16Speaker 2: this other lady's like, I don't know how I feel
- 38:18Speaker 2: about that. Then we have Nick Davis telling Teresa that
- 38:22Speaker 2: she's got nothing to worry about.
- 38:23Speaker 1: After seeing the boudoir pictures.
- 38:25Speaker 2: You're so sexy and beautiful and lovely, My god, you
- 38:28Speaker 2: got nothing to worry about it at all. And then
- 38:30Speaker 2: Teresa cries again because she feels worthless and like she
- 38:33Speaker 2: can't given. I know, it's not that hard. Find a
- 38:37Speaker 2: therapist range up instead of rapping. And then we have
- 38:41Speaker 2: Danny talking to Jackie. Danny uh perlata talking to Jackie.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Is it plata pata whatever? Pair daddy, p like Lorena
- 38:56Speaker 2: when you were talking about Leonora. Anyway, Danny telling Jackie
- 39:03Speaker 2: that she doesn't think she'd be able to handle Jackie
- 39:05Speaker 2: having another baby, and she cries, and Jackie's like, but
- 39:08Speaker 2: have you talked to Yussel about it though?
- 39:11Speaker 1: How dare you?
- 39:11Speaker 2: My god?
- 39:12Speaker 1: That is my man. Of course I talked to her.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Of course I talked to you.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Asked me that question, lady.
- 39:18Speaker 2: He wants me to talk to you, bitch ass.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:20Speaker 2: And then we have Reese again telling Billy Jean that
- 39:23Speaker 2: he's got feelings for another woman already.
- 39:27Speaker 1: How that happens.
- 39:28Speaker 2: Who's the other woman that you got feelings for?
- 39:30Speaker 1: It's the woman who doesn't want to be the secondary wife.
- 39:32Speaker 2: My god, And Billy Jean's jealous.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Well, he's very attracted to a masculine presenting woman.
- 39:39Speaker 2: He needs himself a nice butch he does, Oh my god.
- 39:43Speaker 2: And then we have Shane who is on her date
- 39:47Speaker 2: with Matt and Matt apparently tells her, yeah, I dated
- 39:51Speaker 2: a witch, and Shney gets really upset and leaves I
- 39:56Speaker 2: dated a witch and I like, dude, my god, seriously,
- 40:01Speaker 2: though I've had too much to drunk, you're drug. And
- 40:06Speaker 2: then we have Lorena Leonora, Uh, the Brazilian that Garrek's
- 40:11Speaker 2: been fuckinggnt.
- 40:13Speaker 1: She's fucking got a baby India.
- 40:16Speaker 2: And she's like crying in her bathroom or something, and
- 40:19Speaker 2: Danielle's there with her, also crying. But then Danielle is
- 40:22Speaker 2: like immediately worried that she's going to get screwed over.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Of course you are.
- 40:28Speaker 1: This is what you've manifested. You signed up, you said
- 40:30Speaker 1: that you wanted it. Now we have this girl here,
- 40:33Speaker 1: she's pregnant, and now you're worried again and that you're
- 40:36Speaker 1: going to be the third wheel. I hope that you are.
- 40:38Speaker 1: I hope that you're discarded. You deserve it.
- 40:40Speaker 2: This is what you signed up for. Yes, I don't
- 40:42Speaker 2: know what you expected. And then we have Angelica telling
- 40:44Speaker 2: her family that her and Matt are dating another woman,
- 40:49Speaker 2: and her family's reaction is going to be great. I
- 40:52Speaker 2: can't wait.
- 40:52Speaker 1: Yeah, but they've been dating for three years. They've been
- 40:55Speaker 1: dating Shane for three years, and you're telling me you
- 40:57Speaker 1: haven't told your family yet.
- 40:59Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's on stage.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they kept a secret.
- 41:03Speaker 2: What's real, no idea, I don't know.
- 41:06Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you. Well, that was fun, honey, on
- 41:11Speaker 1: this Halloween Day. By the time you see this, I
- 41:16Speaker 1: will have had surgery. Yeah. I think I'm going to
- 41:20Speaker 1: be here next week. I don't think it's going to
- 41:22Speaker 1: be a big deal, but there is a slight chance
- 41:25Speaker 1: that I will not be here. Yeah, so like we
- 41:28Speaker 1: might have to skip next week, but hopefully not. Hopefully
- 41:30Speaker 1: I'll be here and not an issue.
- 41:32Speaker 2: We'll keep you posted on the IG and the Patreon
- 41:34Speaker 2: if that's the case.
- 41:36Speaker 1: But I've had fun here today. I am now going
- 41:39Speaker 1: to go and trick or treat and to have the
- 41:42Speaker 1: time of my life. Is there anything else that we
- 41:45Speaker 1: need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get
- 41:47Speaker 1: up on out of here at Beatrice.
- 41:49Speaker 2: Boo, I'm just kidding. If you love our podcast, please
- 41:52Speaker 2: go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us Aglowing
- 41:54Speaker 2: Fie Stark really helps uscreare the pot if we really
- 41:57Speaker 2: appreciate it, so thank you very much.
- 41:59Speaker 1: We will be back back next week to talk sister
- 42:01Speaker 1: wives and seeking sister wives. Until then, please do not
- 42:05Speaker 1: forget that we have nothing but love for you, and
- 42:08Speaker 1: please almight