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Philip Marlowe: The Last Laugh (EP1379) · Great Detectives of Old Time Radio Volume 2|Mystery Audio Dramas

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Welcome to the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio from Boys the Idaho. This
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support. You can support the show at support Great Detectives dot net. Well,
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now it's time for today's episode of the Adventures of Philip Marlowe. The
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original air date April the second, nineteen forty nine. The title The Last
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Laught. It was a grim joke that started when six airs came to an
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ugly house on a rain swept island to hear a madman's will. But the
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joke soon turned to murder, and in the end it was hard to tell
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who had the last laugh. From the pen of Raymond Chandler, outstanding author
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of crime fiction, comes his most famous character in the Adventures of Philip Marlowe.
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Now with Gerald Moore starred as Philip Marlowe, we bring you tonight's exciting
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story, The Last Laugh. I'd spent a week waiting through moldy beer joints
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and cheap hotels after a dancer on the down great and when I found her
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she was two days dead in a coal cellar, all of which left me
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with orinsid taste in my mouth. But when I woke up after a night's
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sleep to the tune of a robin on my window sill, I realized it
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was spring, in time for Marlow to take a long, easy weekend someplace,
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someplace where the surf meets sand like it does a't say en sonata.
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Without so much as a second thought, I threw some clothes in a bag,
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phoned the Riviera Pacifico for reservations, and charged out the door, where
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I ran head on into a funny man with a studious face charging in.
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I'm awfully sorry. Why are you Philip Marlowe? Yeah, yeah, I
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know. My name is dow when I represent the law firm that handles the
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interest of Julius Spangler. Therefore you say Julius Spangler. Goodbye, mister Dawel.
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Now wait, mister Marlow. Lesson, I had a run in with
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that screwball Spangler. Less than a month ago, a man was knocked out
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on a flight a stairs. I got shot at, and the popping house
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was set on fire, and Julius called it a practical joke and laughed himself
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silly. The best I could do for him was three days in jail.
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It should have been three years. Goodbye, mister Darwin, and that sort
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of thing is all over now, mister Marlowe. Mister Spangler is dead.
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Spangler's dead. Yes, he died last week can Brazil, the result of
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a hunting accident. And he has named you in his will. His named
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me. You mean I precisely you wanted mister Spangler's heirs. I shall read
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the will tonight at eight o'clock in his home on Catalina Island. I trust
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you'll be president, not on your life. It's me for end Sonata,
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and nothing's gonna stop me. Goodbye, mister. There are only five other
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airs, and the estate runs well. All the five hundred thousand dollars,
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oh almost any way you split that much up, mister Mallowe, it comes
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out something more substantial than a weekend at en Sonata. Goodbye, mister Moto.
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It was fantastic, but then so was Julius Spangler. Who knows,
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maybe he actually admired me for throwing him in jail. After all, what's
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old Mexico got that Catalina doesn't happen? What could I lose? It was
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only a matter of minutes before I was in Wilmington and climbing the gangplank of
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the last boat to Catalina Island. She nose past the breakwater and headed to
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the open sea, in the green water, glistening with gold in the sun,
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slanting into a bank of clouds on the horizon. Ah, this was
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the life. I sat back and relaxed for all of ten seconds before the
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name Spangler came up again, this time being follied between a matron meticulously tailored
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by ij Fox who clung to a pipe smoking gentleman at the rail, and
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a cute blonde ball of fire facing them. The ball some of my friends
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are a horn and I don't want to be seen with you. Look,
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you may be your highness milicentberg Ash beat of those snooze, but you're still
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just Millie Spangler to me, you overstuffed social climber. Why are you insufferable
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little upstart? Eye? All nothing? I'll give him a good show like
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you take me away from your eys. I'm not well what are you staring
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at? Buster? Haven't you ever seen red jersey sweater before? Eh?
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Yeah, that's sweater plus that right hook of yours adds up to quite an
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exhibition. You must belong to Julius. He was my uncle. But now
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wait, don't tell me you're in his will too, then you'll Philip Marlowe,
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Yeah, I got him three days, Nicolas, and I'm an air.
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Who are your two friends? Millisent Burke, Ashby my half sister,
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a professional snob. I'm gonna get mad enough, have to kill one of
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these days. A jerk with her is Bennett Haynes, a cousin. Not
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enough times removed. They are also airs, which still leaves two more.
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Yeah, an old geezer who collects butterflies, and that blockhead Roderick, who
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passed for secretary and companion to uncle Julius. Yeah, I know rhetoric.
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And what do you pass for? Nikki? As if I couldn't sell you
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can't have it been a Knicks bar and grill along a braa marlow Well,
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I'm nick no kidding. And if this inheritance hadn't come along, I'd have
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lost my shirt. Boy. I'm really in a money jam, and Uncle
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Julius is saving the day for me. Everybody had to die to do it.
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Well, sure, that's the only way he ever would. He wrote
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and asked him for a ten thousand dollars loan. Once got a check back
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in the return nail, but it was signed by Alexander Hamilton. So I
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came out here to Catlina to see him, but he'd already left for Iceland.
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I spent a week by myself painting his launch for amusement. Then I
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went home again without a sin. It was a charmingly whimsical old man.
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By the way, where's his house over on the deserted side of the island?
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Naturally, naturally, the only way to get to it is by launch.
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Roderick's going to make a meet us when we dock at Avalon. No
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fine, you mean we'll be stuck at Spangler's old house all night. That
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bad film. It's quite lovely in a lot of ways. Two hours later
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we ducked at Avalon, and the clouds that had been on the horizon were
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now overhead and looking very soggy. Roderick, the late mister Spangler's secretary in
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a striped silk shirt, gold hiccock couplings poked about boats Eie and derby.
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I was waiting for us with a launch, and after we had all shivered
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through another spray, splashed, waved bucking hour and a half, we finally
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pulled into a small coal a house spotted alone on a point of rocks one
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hundred practically vertical feet above the water. And as we laboriously made our way
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up to what the rains came, Julia Spangler would have loved it. When
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the door closed behind us, everyone dashed for the nearest fireplace except me.
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I was cornered by a septagenarian with a shock of white hair, a scraggly
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yellow mustache, and spectacles so thick it looked like shot glasses with horn rims.
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He rolled up in a wheelchair, which he handled like it was a
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hot rod, skidded to a stop and shoved a fist full of brandy out
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of me. Hardy, young fella. This I figured was the butterfly collecting
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cousin Matthew Spangler. They ever slugg of this before pneumonia set you in?
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Well? Sure, I suppose you're here for the reading. The cousin Judish
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is well yeah, yeah, oh oh, wouldn't mission for the world.
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He's leaving me his collection and in flydium butterflies. You know I don't like
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money, just BUGI yes, sir, been an entomologist for fifty years,
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lepidopters for forty I've got specimens of twelve thousand species, only a few thousand
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left to go, practically nothing. Hey, you've a keep mind, have
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Scott? Thank you? No, I go on, go on, go
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on. It's the best. Save it for later when you got something to
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celebrate. H there's Roderick. He'd show you around. I want to go
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meet these young ladies. Shut up, shut I see you at the way
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water crazy wheelchair jockey almost ran me down. We almost tomorrow. Is nice
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to have your will us? Yeah, yeah, I'll bet look Roderick.
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Why did Julius stick me in his will along with all his relatives? I
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don't know. Maybe it was nothing. You can say that again, keeping
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all his junk, for instance, junk or these are trophies that burnt match
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there was using the first hot foot, Julius perfected that jag of nineteen oh
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three spang a contribution to American culture, and we'll get you. What did
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you ever do? Wait, wise guy, this one's even better. He
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panicked the whole city with this prty newspaper headlined here a report of baby snakes
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and city water system falls. Yeah, he tells them there's nothing to it,
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and they still blow their tops. That's tremendous. Huh yeah, Yeah,
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Quaint Julius was right. He's got no sense of humor. Lawyer dar
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when we'll read the will in thirty minutes, so be ready. I passed
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a half hour at the window with Nikki, watching the rains slash at the
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glass and the eight o clock on the button. The library door swung open
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and Dow in some of the six of the cent of the room. As
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we sat down, the lawyer showed his way through the legal preliminaries for the
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first time. It was a tense hush. Half a million dollars changing hands
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was an impressive occasion, and what was more impressive was that I might get
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some of it. I even caught myself wondering about inheritance taxes. Dow and
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completed the introduction of the will. She would bring us up to the disposition
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of the real and personal property of Julius Spangler, who passed away this light
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March twenty six, nineteen forty nine. Oh, poor old Julius. I
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can't believe he's really gone medicine. You know it was a darling beneath it
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all, Bennet's poor lonely dear uncle Julius. Quiet, get on with a
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jewels really great? Yes, go on, please very well. First to
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my dear cousin Matthew, I leave my sinaide jar, the silt ned and
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the collection of Nimphilidia. He good old Judish, I knew he do it.
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Bless his old boats as well. To Philip Marlow in trepid shamers.
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Oh that's a private textic yes, with no sense of humor. Ten thousand
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empty beer bottles worth five cents apiece? They clean? These aren't? Yes?
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Well for this I skipped that Sonata I should learn. Well, I'm
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so sorry, y what did you except? Really milicine to be quiet?
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Go ahead, Darwin, what about us is real? Yes? Well?
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Well to milicin burg Ashby gran needs fifty thousand dollars, which is uncle,
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Which is the value of a fish market? That's central Northrup Streets on the
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condition that she personally operates this market for one year. Oh good heavens,
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I'm going shut up. That's you go on, Darwin? Am I nextay?
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Yes you are? Yes? Yes? Seventy five one thousand dollars and
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a dog sled, dog sled? What's that for? To get your claim?
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You see? The money is the essay minimum value of a gold claim
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at Point Anxiety, Alaska, which which it says here you must develop with
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your own heads. This typesty of a will through every cod the street.
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You'll never get. Oh wait a minute, if you've never worked for anything
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in your life, Bennett, oh, you two got no more than you
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deserved. What about me, Darwin, I've worked at least well, missus
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Spangler. I believe you better sit down to my grand niece Nicola, who
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has learned how to work hard for what she wants. I leave my sincere
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congratulations and one dollar. Oh no, he won't. I need money now.
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And finally, all the remainder of my property, real and personal,
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I bequeathed to a most genteel, brilliant and loyal man, my secretary,
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Frederick D. Driskin, three of the Old Man, about three hundred thousand
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dollars to this baboon here. You'll never get it. It's too bad,
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baby, when he can have my five hundred dollars fortunate old beer bottles me
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for insan. What's so funny? He got what he wanted. Nicky let
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him laugh. I'm saying I didn't wall he stern. I sure am,
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you know, But Matthew, we all stood there with our mouths hanging open
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as the old invalid leaped to his feet, tipped over his wheelchair, made
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a grab for a shock of white hair with one hand and ripped it off.
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It was a wig, and a good one. But the other hand
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he saw the phoney yellow mustache off his lip. Him still laughing like a
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ticklish hyena, he identified himself as the one and only Julia Steindler, alive
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and in the flesh. Yes, this is the crowding achievement my career.
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Look at you, Look at your silly faces. I wasn't going to give
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it away till tomorrow, but I couldn't hold it back. This is rich
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the best gag we ever pulled. Right, Roderick, Roderick, huh oh
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yeah, yeah right, I'm calling the firm at once. You're mad,
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joyous, absolutely in a why why? Because you can't stand the spell of
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fish? What about you? Marlow? Did I get the last laugh on
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you? Or didn't I did? Yes, tell nothing but a mixed up
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jerk. You're just wonderful, But I want to see you mixed up with
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those dirty beer bottles. Wash the labels off, get a nickelback. You
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know, I'd like to break every one of them across the bridge here.
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I know is funny, man, That's what I like. A good sport.
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How about it, Nick? He isn't it funny? Not therey?
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What do you mean? I said it into reading of my own wheel.
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So now I know what you really think of me. Not quite you don't
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because I think this but fiction spit on me? How damn you are to
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kick stop it, to lay a hand on her? Off flat you in
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spite of your years. That goes for you too, Rhetoric's take back,
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Letty, you can take a joke. Look after these fools, Rhederic mean
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anything they want. I'm going to have a good laugh old by myself.
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After the master mind of the impractical joke had guff thought his way out of
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the room, Roderic took his life in his hands. And invited everyone to
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coffee and brandy. But the zest had gone out of the earthWhile airs like
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a snap from a second hand girdle, so without as much as a backward
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glance, they all went their separate ways their rooms. All but marlow I
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drank coffee and brandy in since the rain had stopped, tried for twenty minutes
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to threaten, bribe and argure Rotoric out of a way back to Avalon,
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but he swore it was impossible, and I was about to swear back at
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him when we heard it. We ran to the French doorse at the end
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of the room and out. Melicon was on the walk outside, her hands
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clanked against a mouse tearing down at the rocks near the surging water eighty feet
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below. This is thirsty, What happened? Why is it medicine? What's
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the matter? Julious, he's still there. He has to fall. Why
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the letter? He was pushed by somebody who couldn't take a choke. In
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just a moment, we will return to the second act of the Adventures of
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Philip Marlowe. But first, it stands to reason. It's a proven fact.
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If we all work together to produce more per man per machine, per
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hour, every one of us will gain from the cooperation. This is the
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American economic system. It operates for the benefit of all the people. We
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can and should cooperate for better jobs, higher incomes, more of the good
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things of life. For your free copy of the booklet The Miracle of America
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right box, ten Times Square Station, New York City. Now with our
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star Gerald Moore, we returned to the second act of Philip Marlowe and Tonight's
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story, The Last Laugh. It was eighty feet from Spangler's balcony to the
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ugly jumble of sharp black rock that lined the shore, and it was there
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minutes after Millson's all out screamed that Rodderick and I have found the brooken body
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of the man whose rocous slab still seemed to be tangled in the wind around
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us. And when we turned our eyes up from the death at our feet
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back to the balcony above, we could barely make out the cross piece of
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the porch rail, still dangling at a crazy angle from its single remaining support.
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Though the ominous silence of the gallows. Gee, mister marlow I can't
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believe that he's cooling at all. This really happens, mister Marlow. What
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are you looking at up there on the balcony. There's someone moving, Rohderick,
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which makes this a good time to start counting noses. Let's go.
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What about Mellicine? Should we look after her? Oh? No, the
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time being. Come on, come on, Roderick. I want the fastest
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way over those side stairs there. They lead us back up to the balcony
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because right now I'm in one big hurry. There's nobody here. Mallow,
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you're sure you're shot? Hold it, holy, somebody's coming. Get back
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away in the rail boy, it's been at Hanes. Yeah, I'm very
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interested in the spot where that Crosby's came loose from the top of that post.
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What's he doing right now? I mean a way he's scratching something across
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the top of it. But gentleman Roderick has forgotten that it rained. He's
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trying to strike a match on wet wood. Mister Haynes, would you like
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to hear it was my thumbnail? That's dry. What are you and Robert
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doing here? Carl'spying you, mister Haynes. I am here, Marlow,
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because I think it's very strange that this accident should have happened less than an
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hour after Julia Spangler left a room full of people who hated him, which
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incidentally included you. Yes, but I know that I had nothing to do
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with this. Now Here a couple of matches for that stellar thumbnail. But
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don't go too close to the edge, Marlow, thanks Rohderick. I won't.
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I'll only go close enough, Marlow. If you're staring at that mark
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across the top of the post, stop wasting your time. I just made
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it with that match that wouldn't light on wet would remember. But that mark
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is not what I'm staring at. It's this green one here on the edges
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of the top of the post, a mark that could mean somebody pride the
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cross piece loose with an object that was covered with green paint. All of
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which points up two things. Huh, First that someone murdered Spangler by loostening
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this rail. And second, but I've still got a couple of noses left
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account. One belongs to a lawyer named doh One and the other fancy owner
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of Nick's Bar and grill It's Miloson third, trouble, come on, just
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followed the leader with me out in front, back down the wooden stairs and
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over to the spot where Melicon burke ashby. The tailored Lady was sprawled over
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a lot of soft ground, unhurt, but coming apart of the scenes in
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more ways than one. I sent Bennett Haynes off to find doll And and
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then helped melicin to her feet, shook well and waited for hisself. Makes
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sense? Come on, take you back top, wait here? Tell us
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what? Yeah? Running away from the house. Go on, she wasn't
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running water. And when you try to stop if she knocked her down,
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did you keep her mind? Could she say? Why? No? You
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just something about green paint? What about it? Come on, Medicon think
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had what about the paint? I don't know what does it? Meanwhile,
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we'll get against Nikki's tangled fast Roderick. She was headed down toward the water.
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How many boats are tied up there, just to launching a little Yeah,
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no, wait to take them. There's the outBut she used to run
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down herself. All right? Then we split you for the launch and meet
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for the outport. Now where is it? We're down there and I'd put
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it behind the trees, but you better let me take care of that model.
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It's stock and slipper on there and I know my way around. Thanks,
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I'll take my chances. At the moment, I'm very anxious to meet
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up with that lady again in person. Now you get to the launch and
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you medicen back to the house. Whoever finds he Yeah, Gordon Roud Bullshit
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was a one room bungalow on stools. When I started inside, slowly,
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unsure of both my footing and the company on hand, I was suddenly very
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sorry that I'd left my thirty eight back in La. But the next minute
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I began to breathe easier because just visible ahead of me was a Spangler outboard.
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When I got closer, I saw that it was empty, and I
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heard somebody behind me. I turned just in time to see a thick,
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crooked branch coming at my head fast. Oh oh oh, I couldn't I
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couldn't tell if the warm blood trickling from the cut just flow my ear was
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what's from where the branch had hit my head off where my head hit the
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planking. It didn't matter, because either way it hurt. I got to
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my feet slowly. I reached into my pocket for one of the matches that
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Haines had given me in the faint hope that a little light might like reveal
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something about whoever had been guilty of or relecting me like a chocolate soldier in
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a circush bass. But then, even as I was about to strike the
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match, I stopped, framed at one side of the open doorway. It
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was a silhouette of a man. I stood where I was and waited,
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motionless, willy slowly to the step. Taught me another when he started on
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his third. In your arm, just in case you're still carrying a thick
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brush a ketuying hands. All right, what are you doing here? Come
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on? Embarrassed at the moment, and my witness, I'll talk. Why
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are you here? I spoke to mility. How mister Marlow is is the
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witness? Relieve? I guess so sorry about your arm, Dowan. But
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the last visitor here wasn't efty handed this time. I wanted to be ready.
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Do you have any idea who this visitor was? No, no,
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I don't. I was just going to strike this nice to see if I
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oh, oh my, oh, let's let me strike it for nice.
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I doubt if I'll do it any good? How there you see anything?
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Oh? No, nothing that it was a long shot anyway. And what
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what do you see, mister mallow? What is it? Something I should
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have seen a long time ago. By that, I mean that the launch
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and nikiy Spangl is my next stop. Goodbye friend, Thanks for the interruption.
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It may save a life. It was a four forty with plenty of
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obstacles and no lights from the boat shed down to the launch. But even
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as I got there, out of breath, with the shooting pains in my
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head making a dot board out of the lining of my scalp, I knew
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who had murdered Julia Spangler, but I didn't know what the wiz and ware
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force of the green paint that had everybody running. A minute later, I
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quietly climbed the board the launch and started slowly to the stern, where I
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could hear voices. I knew that the explanation wasn't far off. When I
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was close enough to see Nikki standing in the reflected light of the moonwash,
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I didn't have to hear anything, because, clenched in her hands and held
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close to her side was the answer to the marks I'd seen on the post
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on Spangler's balcony. It was a crowbar the business end of it covered with
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green paint. Opposite her was the reason for the fear in her voice.
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It was the man who had killed the practical joker, Julia Spangler's ever faithful
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secretary of Roderic. You're being awful stubborn, Nikki, which is something you
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must have got from your late granduncle. Now give me that crowbar. Why
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so you'd get rid of it me too, and then return to the others
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and more and the loss of your employer. Sure, I just love everyone.
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I think that I miss him terribly. One of the truth is that
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I kill him. I hated him in the stupid jokes, every minute of
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every day that I worked for him. I hate you when you're snoopid way,
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don't over, Roderick. I'll play your head off, Marlow, Thank
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goodness. I'll get back bus to get away from her and stand in one
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place, or I'll show because I help me, Marlo. He did.
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He killed Julius because he hated him. I have no chance at a half
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a million bucks, right, Broderick. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Then, Oh, oh, oh my god, what is it?
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Mar Nothing? Honey. I walked into a branch that our friend here was
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holding a little while ago. I still don't know what you're talking about it.
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I'll make it a real plane, Roderick. You killed Julius Spangler because
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you wanted to turn his greatest practical joke into a bonanza for yourself. You
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wanted that scrowey willis tan. Nobody else was in on the gag, not
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even the lawyer, so nobody else would ever know that it was only a
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gag. No would anybody care that some wacky old cousin who liked butterflies accidentally
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fellow is death. But Marlow Julius was killed after we all knew the whole
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thing was only a practical joy. Yeah, yeah, but that wasn't part
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of the original plan. Nikki Julius wasn't going to one mask himself in the
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joke about the will until the next morning. That also correct, Roderick,
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Yeah, yeah, that's correct. Smart. I was gonna get over with
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when that felt. I still wanted him to die, and I would have
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got away with that. Of this dame here hadn't been so curious about those
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green markings on the writing, and Roderick, it's the same name, hadn't
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also remembered a crowbar that she once built some green paint. Yeah. Hey,
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for the time being, I guess I guess you have Mana, mama's
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your head again, isn't it? Yeah, isn't it? The poor boy?
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You don't love her? Say, Mala, Mala, you are right?
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Are No? He's not exactly honey? Did you did you get him?
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Yeah? But the crow bar? I know that. Could you better
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give me your gun in case he wakes up suddenly? Okay that I haven't
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got one, baby, you don't have one, but you're going to have
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passed out. What I do with him? There's only there's only one thing
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to do. Let him have it again? Mana, Marna, Marla?
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Are you all right now? Oh? Yeah, I'm all right. What's
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going on? Oh? Nikki Nikki? And before you can say where am
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I? I'll tell you, honey. This is Avalone, a lovely spot
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on the island of Santa Catalina. It's now two o'clock in the morning.
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Your head isn't so much as fractured, and you're sitting up in a chair
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that belongs to the nice lady who rented you this room at a reasonable price,
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and the others all back of the place except, of course Rodert.
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Last I heard of him, he was still answering questions for policemen, which,
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by the way, brings me right to the point this. I gotta
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know, Phil, how did you figure that Rodrick was guilty? Wet wood,
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Nikki, wet wood that should have been dry was up on Julius Spieglgain's
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balcony. The top of the post that had green moss on it was wet,
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even though the tight fitting cross piece that rested over it should have kept
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it dry. So obviously the rail was pride loose just before the will was
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red while it was still raining. How do you figure mola now? Because
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it had stopped raining and the moon was shining by the time Matthew identified himself
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as Julias Spanglet. But no one would have wanted to kill Uncle Julius without
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having heard the will. Nobody but Roderick, who was in on a whole
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old joke and knew that he was going to get three hundred thousand bucks out
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of the phony wheel, so he merely pushed the old man off the balcony.
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Made it look like an accidency. Yeah, and you droped all this
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out just like that? Well, no, not just like that, Nikki.
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Finally I caught on, and now, Sweetheart, in spite of the
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bandage, I think a little stroll on the beach is going to be a
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lot of good. You know, I'm officially on vacation, rest in recreation
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for two full days, at least here in an Avalon, baby where else?
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See you later, Nikki. I got outside and down at the pretty
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strip of beach that runs along behind the spot where the steam of ducks.
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I felt a lot better. I sat down on the moon drenched sand and
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relaxed the first time that night. As I sat there, I reached into
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my breast pocket for a cigarette, but instead came out with the expensive cigar
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that Matthew Spangler had given me. It wasn't until I had lit it and
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was puffing along that I suddenly remembered that Matthew Spangler had really ben Julius.
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So I got rid of a cigar, hey, just in time. I
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wasn't sure, but maybe Julius Spangler, wherever he was, was having the
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last laugh. All The Adventures of Philip Marlowe created by Raymond Chandler, star
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Gerald Moore, and are produced and directed by Norman McDonald. Script is by
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Meldon Li, Robert Mitchell, and Gene Levitt. Featured in the cast were
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Alan Reid as Julius Spangler and Doris Singleton as Nicky, with Anne Morrison,
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John Dayner, Paul Duboff and Peter Leeds. The special music is by Richard
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o'roon. Be sure and be with us again next week. When Philip Barlow
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says, the partner from Mexico City, the stranger dead in Nevada, and
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the man with a culliflower ear all added up to a copse a concrete floor.
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But I couldn't figure why until I'd found out that there was one name
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above all that had to be remembered. Tonight CBS's great hour long Saturday night
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fun show Sing It Again. We'll be back on the air after a week's
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absence. Be sure to be around later tonight when Sing It Again returns with
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its phantom voice mystery and its riddle songs which pay off in wonderful prizes.
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This is Roy Rowan speaking. Now, stay tuned for the Case of the
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Redheaded bank Robber Tonight's Gangbusters drama, which follows immediately over most of these same
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CBS stations. This is CBS the Columbia Broadcasting System. Welcome back. The
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one thing that really stands out in this episode that I wanted to discuss was
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Alan Reid, and he was in an episode a few weeks back back in
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The Grim Hunters. And it's interesting because if you say Alan Reid, the
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one thing that occurred to most people is, of course Fred Flintstone, his
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most memorable role. However, he had an entire career in the Rearview Mirror
30:48
prior to taking on Fred Flintstone. It's true that for most of his career,
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really it's his comedic roles that he was remembered best for. He worked
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with Bred Allen in the role of False Staff in Allen's Alley, and probably
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his second most well known role was as Bisqually on Life with Luigi. But
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he could have a turn as a good, solid character with some villainous tints,
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as was the case in today's program. There was one episode of Let
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George Do It where he played a similar character, though even a bit more
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sinister. Radio really gave its chance for actors to prove their reign. It's
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the same that sometimes the casting was less than innovative. I really one Johnny
31:36
Dowler, Cereal that I really had issues with the casting was the Laughing Matter,
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where there was a role of a charismatic comedian played by John Dayner,
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who, despite all of his fine talents as an actor, couldn't carry it
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off. I would have loved to who have heard them get someone like Alan
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Reid in that role, or if you really wanted to be bold, to
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see if you could get Danny Thomas at any rate. You will find these
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castings where a voice actor who we've known as one thing since we were kids,
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actually has an entirely different sort of role, and it's always fascinating to
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see different ranges by these actors. Well, that will do it for today.
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Join us tomorrow for Nick Carter, and next Wednesday we'll be back with
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another episode of the Adventures of Philip Marlowe. In the meanwhile, send your
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