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- 0:00Speaker 1: Called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me
- 0:03Speaker 1: off guard. Damn Solomin who got the donkey out.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Of Day today?
- 0:08Speaker 3: Well, Jess hilarious Donkey Today for Thursday, September seventh goes
- 0:12Speaker 3: to twenty two year old Carrington Harris. Carrington Harris was
- 0:16Speaker 3: arrested this past Tuesday on charges of domestic abuse battery
- 0:20Speaker 3: and domestic abuse battery with a dangerous weapon. That's just
- 0:23Speaker 3: all police jargon. When it happened was she stabbed her
- 0:26Speaker 3: grandfather in the face. Now, look, I'm not going to
- 0:29Speaker 3: sit here and act like it's never a justifiable reason
- 0:31Speaker 3: to stab your grandfather, because I'm sure there is quite
- 0:33Speaker 3: a few, but.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Not in this case.
- 0:35Speaker 3: See, Carrington stabbed her grandfather because her grandfather was simply
- 0:40Speaker 3: being a concerned grandfather.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Let's go to ABC three for the report, please, and
- 0:43Speaker 2: then we can.
- 0:43Speaker 4: Just have a pairish Sheriff's detectives arrested at Keithfield woman
- 0:46Speaker 4: for allegedly stabbing her grandfather during a domestic dispute. Carrington Harris,
- 0:50Speaker 4: twenty two, was arrested after an investigation revealed she stabbed
- 0:54Speaker 4: her grandfather in the face following an argument over her
- 0:56Speaker 4: hygiene habits. Detective said Harris and her grandparents again arguing
- 1:00Speaker 4: after they asked her to shower. She then began damaging
- 1:03Speaker 4: property inside the house and then turned the power off
- 1:05Speaker 4: from outside. Detectives say, well, the couple was trying to
- 1:08Speaker 4: restrain Harris, she got away and got a knife from
- 1:10Speaker 4: the kitchen, using it to stab her grandfather. Harris then
- 1:13Speaker 4: ran from the house and into the woods. She was
- 1:16Speaker 4: found a few hours later. Harris was arrested and charged
- 1:18Speaker 4: with one count each of domestic abuse battery and domestic
- 1:21Speaker 4: abuse battery with a dangerous weapon.
- 1:24Speaker 2: I smell the smelly smell of something that sounds smelly. Okay.
- 1:27Speaker 2: What world do we live in when a.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Grandparent can't tell their grandchild they stink? This is what
- 1:32Speaker 3: grandparents do.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:34Speaker 3: How many times have you heard your grandparents say, go
- 1:37Speaker 3: wash your ass, you smell like outside. How many times
- 1:39Speaker 3: you heard your grandparents say, don't you sit on my
- 1:41Speaker 3: couch until you go take a bath? Okay? Why do
- 1:43Speaker 3: you think your grandparents used to keep the plastic on
- 1:46Speaker 3: the couch just in case you sit your funky ass
- 1:48Speaker 3: down without washing. Let me tell you something. This happened
- 1:51Speaker 3: on a Tuesday. This woman was twenty two years old.
- 1:53Speaker 3: She probably was out all Labor Day weekend and didn't
- 1:56Speaker 3: wash her ass once, walking around smelling like cookouts and
- 1:58Speaker 3: cats and migoles all week and you know granddaddy ain't
- 2:01Speaker 3: putting up with that. And I'm gonna be honest with you.
- 2:03Speaker 3: I seen a mug shot. You want to see a mugshot.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I wanted to play a game, but all right, we'll
- 2:08Speaker 2: get to it. I don't want to see mugshot. I say,
- 2:12Speaker 2: I won't play a game. Pull up her mugshots. You
- 2:15Speaker 2: might pull up her mugshot. I can't find stat grandfather
- 2:17Speaker 2: and ran in the woods.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Yes, and then the dogs sniffed out easy. If dogs
- 2:23Speaker 3: found her easy. All I'm saying is I want you
- 2:25Speaker 3: to see her a mugshot because I saw a mugshot
- 2:27Speaker 3: and when I looked at it, I could smell it
- 2:28Speaker 3: because she got dread locks that she probably hasn't washed
- 2:31Speaker 3: in months.
- 2:31Speaker 2: And I'm not judging.
- 2:32Speaker 3: I'm just saying I can see where your granddaddy was
- 2:34Speaker 3: probably coming from. Okay, these youngins have too many choices nowadays,
- 2:37Speaker 3: too many options.
- 2:38Speaker 2: They got a million screaming platforms to choose from. They
- 2:41Speaker 2: don't got to eat. What's for dinner.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Okay, parents, grandparents cook, They say they don't want that,
- 2:45Speaker 3: then end up ordering uber each. Just disrespectful. And I
- 2:48Speaker 3: come from the area. You eat what's for dinner? And
- 2:50Speaker 3: if you don't, your starve with these little financially free
- 2:53Speaker 3: young as, it's spoil all right.
- 2:54Speaker 2: These kids don't even got to be human if they
- 2:56Speaker 2: don't want to.
- 2:56Speaker 3: No more salute to all the youngins out there identifying
- 2:59Speaker 3: as turtles. Is this it?
- 3:00Speaker 5: Look?
- 3:02Speaker 2: Oh look, look, look, look, look, oh no, oh, here
- 3:07Speaker 2: she go, here she go pass that over heare, Yeah,
- 3:08Speaker 2: that's that over shit. That's that over shit. Now look
- 3:12Speaker 2: at her.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Now, come on, how you're gonna be musty and mad
- 3:14Speaker 3: and mad at me because you musty?
- 3:15Speaker 2: Now look at it. Twenty two. It's an easy forty.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I'm on now, no, come on down, can smell it all.
- 3:23Speaker 3: I'm saying, we as adults have to draw the line somewhere.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Were letting these youngers make a lot of choices nowadays,
- 3:28Speaker 3: but the shower is not optional. You will not be
- 3:30Speaker 3: under my roof with your koochie smelling like hookah smoke.
- 3:33Speaker 3: And what's crazy is Jesus you don't want to listen
- 3:36Speaker 3: to your granddaddy tell you to take a shower. Now
- 3:38Speaker 3: you're headed somewhere where there is an actual shower schedule.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Now there's no law in jail that says you must bathe.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Okay, but if you think for one second, those inmates
- 3:45Speaker 3: gonna let you be in the box with a stink
- 3:47Speaker 3: box and you out your ranch at ass mine. All right, look, Carington,
- 3:51Speaker 3: we need you to clean up your ac. I know
- 3:53Speaker 3: life stinks sometimes that you don't have to add to
- 3:54Speaker 3: it a right. There are some things that are totally
- 3:56Speaker 3: in your control, and washing your ass is one of them.
- 3:59Speaker 3: And you shouldn't be mad at the people in your
- 4:01Speaker 3: life who love you enough to tell you to wash
- 4:03Speaker 3: your ass, especially when it's a granddaddy telling a granddaughter Okay,
- 4:06Speaker 3: that's love. You know how many women I know that
- 4:08Speaker 3: stink and I have to convince other women to let
- 4:10Speaker 3: them know. All right. I have a theory that when
- 4:12Speaker 3: people get upset when you tell them they stink, it's
- 4:15Speaker 3: because they are upset that they didn't trust themselves. See,
- 4:18Speaker 3: if you can smell yourself, trust me, other people have
- 4:21Speaker 3: been able to smell you for a while. So you
- 4:23Speaker 3: mad because you didn't listen to yourself. You mad that
- 4:25Speaker 3: somebody called you out for something you already knew and
- 4:28Speaker 3: had the chance to correct, But didn't you? Carrington projected
- 4:32Speaker 3: that anger onto the wrong person. The same energy you
- 4:35Speaker 3: used to stab your granddad in the face, you could
- 4:38Speaker 3: have used to put some old spice on a rag
- 4:41Speaker 3: and wash all those private parts that smell public.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Please give Carrington Harris the sweet Times and the Hamiltons.
- 4:47Speaker 5: You Oh the dad day?
- 5:02Speaker 2: Ye all right, selan man, thank you for that donkey
- 5:10Speaker 2: to day.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, that grandfather So the grandfather didn't pass away?
- 5:14Speaker 2: No, he didn't die. Okay, he didn't die.
- 5:16Speaker 1: He's all right, I mean, where is he hospital? I'm
- 5:18Speaker 1: assuming let me look read that damn. I mean I
- 5:21Speaker 1: know the listeners like, well, where's Grandpa?
- 5:24Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?
- 5:25Speaker 1: He ain't died though, Okay, well that's that's amazing. But
- 5:28Speaker 1: Jesus CHRIZYU he took because he actually took a.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Shower, asked you to wash your funky ass.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the story I did see.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 5:36Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. All right, now,
- 5:40Speaker 2: Jess did you say peace? Bet oh btpc y let be.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Donkey today? Is brought to you by the law office
- 5:46Speaker 3: of Michael s lam and Soft.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Don't be a donkey. Pound two fifty on your cell
- 5:50Speaker 2: and say the bull.
- 5:51Speaker 3: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two
- 5:54Speaker 3: five oh from your cell and say the bull.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club