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- 0:00Speaker 1: Reminding everyone that, of course, this is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
- 0:05Speaker 1: I want everybody to take care and make sure they
- 0:09Speaker 1: take as good care of themselves as they can. Go
- 0:11Speaker 1: to the doctor, get ready with checkouts, etc., etc.
- 0:15Speaker 2: etc.
- 0:17Speaker 1: And if you're going to be in Philadelphia tonight, I'll
- 0:19Speaker 1: be there at the Miller Theater. So come check DL
- 0:22Speaker 1: and DL. We'll be there tonight. So it'll be interesting
- 0:25Speaker 1: for everybody. Um, I booked Charlie's boys continuing to do well.
- 0:28Speaker 1: So I hope you guys check that. I was in
- 0:30Speaker 1: shout out to St.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Louis.
- 0:31Speaker 1: They came out to a book sign that I was having. Uh,
- 0:34Speaker 1: it was, it was, uh, it was, it was really,
- 0:37Speaker 1: really interesting. Um, did you see where, uh, that lawyer
- 0:42Speaker 1: Trump's lawyer was grilled by Sean Hannity? And of course, Sean,
- 0:47Speaker 1: Sean Hannity, she's like, well, I didn't go to law. Well,
- 0:49Speaker 1: if you didn't go to law school, you dingbat, you're.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Not a lawyer. It's simple.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Two plus two.
- 0:57Speaker 2: That's simple.
- 0:58Speaker 1: That's like, you know, I took the driver courses but
- 1:00Speaker 1: never took the license.
- 1:02Speaker 2: You're not a licensed driver then. Yeah, you got to
- 1:05Speaker 2: finish it.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to finish it. You just ain't a doctor.
- 1:07Speaker 4: It's a medical. You got to pass the, what's the M-SAT?
- 1:10Speaker 4: Whatever the doctor's name is.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Well, did you see the breaking news?
- 1:14Speaker 6: Trump has asked Katie Zachariah to reconsider if she wants
- 1:18Speaker 6: the press secretary position. So she getting hired and fired
- 1:22Speaker 6: in the same week.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Boy, this is.
- 1:24Speaker 2: That was faster than Steve Scaramucci.
- 1:27Speaker 7: Yep.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Remember that was faster than him.
- 1:29Speaker 1: How is it hard to just read the lies they
- 1:32Speaker 1: put in front of you? You went to Pepperdine, you dingbag.
- 1:38Speaker 1: How don't you know how to read? She said she
- 1:42Speaker 1: was a lawyer, grand opening, grand closing. She wasn't under
- 1:46Speaker 1: that job 20 minutes. She should be in the next Friday.
- 1:50Speaker 1: How are you going to get fired on your day off?
- 1:52Speaker 4: She should be in the next Friday.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Naomi Osaka. Happy birthday to Kim Wayans.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Happy birthday to one of my favorites, Terry J.
- 2:00Speaker 8: Vaughn.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Sue Bird. She was a cold piece.
- 2:03Speaker 9: Yes, sir.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Bryce. Yes, she was.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Bryce Harper. Happy birthday to Cordell Stewart.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Happy birthday, possibly gone too soon, Manute Bull. Happy birthday
- 2:13Speaker 1: to Angela Lansbury. And happy birthday to Suzanne Summers. We've
- 2:16Speaker 1: got a great show for you today. We're going to
- 2:19Speaker 1: find out what's trending. You can't hit happy out of
- 2:21Speaker 1: the club, so no worries. We're going to bring the
- 2:22Speaker 1: party straight to you with the Hughley House Party.
- 2:24Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 2:25Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Since Jasmine's
- 2:28Speaker 1: not here, we don't have to have the confines.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Oh, we can have fun now. Normally, she would be
- 2:32Speaker 4: doing it.
- 2:33Speaker 2: We don't jump on the bed and run around the furniture.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Eat breakfast for dinner.
- 2:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to drink milk straight out the jug.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Man, we don't need none of that. None of that.
- 2:43Speaker 1: It's risky business for real.
- 2:45Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. Yeah, they're going to be trending after this.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Did you see Kid Rock was on?
- 2:53Speaker 1: You know how bad it is, really, that Abdul El-Sayed
- 2:56Speaker 1: is actually leading in Michigan. I don't know what will happen.
- 3:01Speaker 1: I'm actually going to. We got the next. I'm going
- 3:03Speaker 1: to go campaign with him.
- 3:04Speaker 4: For a little while. OK. All right.
- 3:06Speaker 1: He's not my senator. I mean, but it's he's getting
- 3:13Speaker 1: all that. He specifically because he's a Muslim.
- 3:15Speaker 10: Right.
- 3:16Speaker 6: Right.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Right.
- 3:18Speaker 1: And that's how bad it is. It's so bad that
- 3:21Speaker 1: people are going to people are really taking a chance
- 3:24Speaker 1: on somebody that sounds like the main protagonist on Linus.
- 3:29Speaker 3: That's how bad it is.
- 3:32Speaker 1: That's how bad it is. And I saw the commercials
- 3:35Speaker 1: that you guys had in Texas. Like if you vote
- 3:39Speaker 1: for the teller, Gina Hanoso wants you to have your
- 3:43Speaker 1: kids be transitioned and they want you to pay for it.
- 3:46Speaker 1: And if you don't, they'll go to jail. These are
- 3:48Speaker 1: the dumbest lies ever.
- 3:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 3:50Speaker 4: And that's it. That's all. That's their campaign.
- 3:52Speaker 6: They don't say anything about how to make life better
- 3:54Speaker 6: for you. They're doing all just trying to do stupid
- 3:56Speaker 6: scare campaigns.
- 3:57Speaker 11: Right.
- 3:58Speaker 7: Right.
- 3:59Speaker 4: The ones they go to every time.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Yeah, she can't have a d * * * and
- 4:03Speaker 2: you can't have a job.
- 4:04Speaker 4: It's crazy. She tore that a * * up.
- 4:06Speaker 6: Did you see her post up in front of the,
- 4:09Speaker 6: she challenged the old boy to a debate and he
- 4:12Speaker 6: didn't show up.
- 4:13Speaker 2: They don't want to do it.
- 4:14Speaker 6: She sat out in front of it and they said, man,
- 4:17Speaker 6: that was hilarious. Boy, she's pretty funny.
- 4:19Speaker 4: Yep, Paxton either. They will not debate.
- 4:23Speaker 2: It ain't like he gonna run away from her.
- 4:25Speaker 4: That ain't gonna happen.
- 4:27Speaker 2: He's a cruel man. And you know what?
- 4:30Speaker 1: I really legitimately think... that they forget how many people
- 4:33Speaker 1: from everywhere else that moved there. And they've run that
- 4:37Speaker 1: state for 40 years. And the people that are moving
- 4:39Speaker 1: there in large numbers from California and all over, the
- 4:43Speaker 1: people that are moving there in large numbers have no
- 4:45Speaker 1: allegiance to the Republican Party and or Paxton.
- 4:48Speaker 2: This was coming for a long time.
- 4:50Speaker 1: And I think that they, for a long time, didn't
- 4:53Speaker 1: think they had any challengers and everybody was stealing and
- 4:56Speaker 1: robbing and doing whatever they wanted because they knew nothing
- 4:58Speaker 1: could happen to them. And now, If he loses this race,
- 5:02Speaker 1: it'll be because Donald Trump had to have Paxton. If
- 5:06Speaker 1: he has Cornyn, we're not having this operation. We're not
- 5:08Speaker 1: having this situation. The two places they could lose, he
- 5:13Speaker 1: has something to do with. If they lose in Texas
- 5:16Speaker 1: and they lose in South Carolina, two places they should
- 5:18Speaker 1: never lose at, it'll be specific because of him. Paxton
- 5:24Speaker 1: is just such an unsavory man, period.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Man, well, he's Trump, too.
- 5:30Speaker 3: I mean, they're both crooks.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Trump, too, without the apprentice reality show.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Exactly. I know he can't look you straight in the
- 5:39Speaker 4: eye and tell the truth. I know that. No, no, no.
- 5:42Speaker 1: And I think it's bad. I think that now all
- 5:44Speaker 1: of a sudden you thought that the impossible. And I
- 5:47Speaker 1: think people are undercounting that. And I heard somebody else
- 5:50Speaker 1: saying that if they win big and I'm talking about
- 5:53Speaker 1: a lot of seats in this House and a lot
- 5:54Speaker 1: of seats in the Senate. If they take over the Senate,
- 5:57Speaker 1: the Republicans on the left will not understand how bad
- 6:00Speaker 1: Donald Trump has devastated that party and that he has
- 6:03Speaker 1: two years left. And I think if they bring up impeachment,
- 6:05Speaker 1: he could be removed. Who's going to vote to not
- 6:07Speaker 1: remove him?
- 6:08Speaker 10: Right.
- 6:09Speaker 2: You're going to want him around for two more years
- 6:10Speaker 2: ruining the brand. That's what you're going to want.
- 6:13Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Well, if they lose and if they lose a lot
- 6:15Speaker 1: of Senate seats, especially because of him. And they bring
- 6:19Speaker 1: up the subject of impeachment. I don't think his being
- 6:22Speaker 1: removed is that far off the table. He's wholly unpopular.
- 6:28Speaker 1: He would have cost you states that now will be
- 6:31Speaker 1: in play that never would have been before. The brand
- 6:34Speaker 1: is horrible. The war is horrible. Nobody likes anything he's doing.
- 6:37Speaker 1: And you're going to still.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Stay with him?
- 6:39Speaker 4: Can't afford anything.
- 6:40Speaker 7: No.
- 6:42Speaker 2: But 30 percent of the population? I don't think so.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Now, Tuesday, what happened was on Tia Talks, a New
- 6:48Speaker 1: York podcast, they were talking about a father who.
- 6:50Speaker 2: Showers and sleeps with his nine-year-old daughter.
- 6:52Speaker 12: Take a listen. I, 42 female, have been dating my boyfriend,
- 6:56Speaker 12: 38 male, for over two years. He has three kids,
- 7:00Speaker 12: two boys, ages 13 and 11, and a daughter who
- 7:02Speaker 12: is nine. When we first started dating, his daughter slept
- 7:05Speaker 12: with him and his boys shared a room. I assumed
- 7:08Speaker 12: it was a space issue. Plus, she was seven. I
- 7:12Speaker 12: didn't think much of it. A couple months in, I'd
- 7:15Speaker 12: be at his place during the kids' bedtime, and he'd say,
- 7:18Speaker 12: the kids have to shower before bed.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Okay, normal.
- 7:22Speaker 12: So I'd hear him run the shower for his daughter.
- 7:24Speaker 12: He'd say, I have to hop in there with her.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Do you see a problem with a man that's sleeping
- 7:29Speaker 1: in the shower with his nine-year-old daughter? Is he just
- 7:31Speaker 1: a loving father? That was the question we posed to you.
- 7:33Speaker 2: You said.
- 7:35Speaker 7: Is Dio serious with this question? That's my thought. Is
- 7:38Speaker 7: she serious with this question? Are they effing out of
- 7:42Speaker 7: their minds? There is no way her little butt should
- 7:46Speaker 7: ever see her daddy's dingleberries and stick. There's no way
- 7:51Speaker 7: ever in life that it's not okay at no point.
- 7:54Speaker 7: I mean, well, at nine or ten months when they
- 7:57Speaker 7: don't even know what that is, yeah, it might be
- 8:00Speaker 7: cute to get in the shower with daddy or mommy,
- 8:02Speaker 7: but no, there ain't no way after that that baby
- 8:05Speaker 7: was supposed to be exposed to that situation.
- 8:08Speaker 8: In no type of way.
- 8:09Speaker 7: And you a woman and sat there and watched that
- 8:11Speaker 7: and felt like now you want to pose a question?
- 8:15Speaker 2: Lord Jesus.
- 8:16Speaker 13: I don't know.
- 8:17Speaker 7: I think we all have lost something in our lives.
- 8:20Speaker 14: That is not right.
- 8:23Speaker 15: As a former law enforcement officer, children's services should be
- 8:26Speaker 15: immediately involved so that they can interview all the kids
- 8:29Speaker 15: in that house. The daughter might not tell anybody else,
- 8:32Speaker 15: but she will tell the brothers if something is going on.
- 8:35Speaker 15: And that guy really needs some serious counseling.
- 8:39Speaker 14: He's a pervert he's a pervert to his own daughter
- 8:42Speaker 14: there is no way she's seven years old she has
- 8:46Speaker 14: no business being in the presence of him being totally
- 8:49Speaker 14: naked taking a shower really he can go to jail
- 8:54Speaker 14: for losing lascivious acts of a child of his own child.
- 8:59Speaker 14: She needs to just leave him alone.
- 9:01Speaker 16: Because he's an undercover pervert.
- 9:03Speaker 14: And he seems to have an excuse for the things
- 9:06Speaker 14: that he's doing and it's not right.
- 9:08Speaker 16: The gentleman, he sounds like a loving father, but he's
- 9:12Speaker 16: a creep.
- 9:13Speaker 11: That's it. Yeah, share one with his daughter.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Something wrong with him.
- 9:16Speaker 8: That is the most outrageous thing. What type of weird
- 9:21Speaker 8: ass child abuse household is that? There is no way
- 9:26Speaker 8: that this man need to be taking a shower with
- 9:31Speaker 8: his daughter, whether she's one years old, nine years old.
- 9:36Speaker 8: This is some weird ass shit. Child services need to
- 9:39Speaker 8: be called on this man. There is clearly no boundaries
- 9:46Speaker 8: available in that household. That's just some weird shit, and
- 9:51Speaker 8: I call that child abuse.
- 9:53Speaker 1: So Wednesday, what happened was a woman says women don't
- 9:56Speaker 1: need men anymore because now they are providers.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Wow.
- 10:00Speaker 17: Statistically speaking, when a wife out earns her husband, the
- 10:03Speaker 17: likelihood of them getting a divorce goes up by 50%.
- 10:06Speaker 17: And it's already for the record sitting at around 45
- 10:08Speaker 17: to 50%. So tack that on by another 50% and
- 10:11Speaker 17: the odds of them making it are slim. And that's
- 10:13Speaker 17: for a few reasons. One, if a woman is footing
- 10:15Speaker 17: the bill for most things, because she's making more money naturally,
- 10:18Speaker 17: she may grow to resent her partner. She may feel
- 10:20Speaker 17: that he's not pulling his weight and start emasculating him 300%.
- 10:22Speaker 17: And by the way, that's not to say that there
- 10:24Speaker 17: aren't examples of couples where the woman makes more money
- 10:27Speaker 17: that do go the distance. But the odds are not
- 10:29Speaker 17: exactly stacked in your favor if you do fall into
- 10:31Speaker 17: that category.
- 10:32Speaker 1: We're going to ask you, do you think she has
- 10:35Speaker 1: a point?
- 10:36Speaker 2: We went through the phones. You said.
- 10:39Speaker 18: I just think that is just the most ridiculous thing
- 10:43Speaker 18: I have ever heard a woman say. Men are so
- 10:47Speaker 18: much more than just a bankroll or a paycheck.
- 10:52Speaker 9: Sure, women can earn their own money. Yeah, we can
- 10:56Speaker 9: provide for ourselves, but the man is the protector.
- 10:59Speaker 13: He's a lover. He's a friend.
- 11:01Speaker 9: He's a companion.
- 11:02Speaker 18: There's so much more to the opposite sex than just money.
- 11:08Speaker 18: And she sounds just young and.
- 11:11Speaker 9: Dumb and inexperienced. I mean, I've been married.
- 11:15Speaker 18: I love having a man around the house to lift
- 11:18Speaker 18: this and bring this in, the muscle.
- 11:20Speaker 9: Around the house and all of that. So there is
- 11:23Speaker 9: so much more to men than just the money aspect.
- 11:27Speaker 18: You want to have someone that you can go places
- 11:30Speaker 18: with and have fun with, someone to laugh with.
- 11:32Speaker 9: So there's just so much more to it than money.
- 11:35Speaker 13: Please, please, sister, be quiet.
- 11:39Speaker 19: I think her argument falls flat. I mean, she mentioned
- 11:42Speaker 19: mature stuff and money and, you know, but one thing
- 11:45Speaker 19: she failed to mention is love.
- 11:47Speaker 11: Love conquers all.
- 11:49Speaker 19: I mean, without love, what's good is money? For her
- 11:52Speaker 19: to say that a woman doesn't need a man, why
- 11:55Speaker 19: would God create a man and woman then, if that
- 11:58Speaker 19: was the case? She seemed like she knew more than
- 12:00Speaker 19: what God's plan had for us. The fact that a
- 12:03Speaker 19: woman makes more money and she doesn't need a man
- 12:06Speaker 19: is just ludicrous. You know, so I don't know what
- 12:09Speaker 19: she's getting that from or what book she's reading. It
- 12:11Speaker 19: makes no sense. I think we all need somebody. There's
- 12:14Speaker 19: no independent person on the face of the earth. I
- 12:16Speaker 19: have never met one. Everybody needs someone. Every creature on
- 12:19Speaker 19: this earth needs someone. But love is one thing that
- 12:22Speaker 19: she never mentioned. She never mentioned love. So if you
- 12:25Speaker 19: love a person, nothing else matters.
- 12:27Speaker 10: Some women might feel that way, but not all women
- 12:30Speaker 10: feel that way. And that's out of the order of
- 12:33Speaker 10: the way God created a family, man, then woman, and child.
- 12:38Speaker 10: And you just can't take it upon yourself and say
- 12:41Speaker 10: you don't need men anymore because men always needed around.
- 12:44Speaker 10: The fact that I had to raise all three of
- 12:46Speaker 10: my children on my own. I always wanted, I always
- 12:50Speaker 10: wanted and needed a good man around. So just because
- 12:54Speaker 10: men are not taking the responsibility that they were placed
- 12:57Speaker 10: here to do doesn't mean that they're useless.
- 13:00Speaker 1: So yesterday what had happened was we asked you, you know,
- 13:04Speaker 1: the Secretary of War, Pete Hesmith, has bantered around the
- 13:08Speaker 1: idea of a live execution of the Fort Heath shooter.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Would you watch a live execution? That was the question
- 13:13Speaker 2: you posed. And you said yes.
- 13:15Speaker 1: I can't watch the Passion of the Christ, much less
- 13:17Speaker 1: the public execution.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Unless it's Trump.
- 13:19Speaker 9: I'm all for that.
- 13:21Speaker 16: But I'll tell you one thing. If the assailant was.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Black, they would make sure that that was aired on
- 13:26Speaker 1: all national platforms.
- 13:28Speaker 11: I think that's very disgusting. However, if it was Donald
- 13:32Speaker 11: Trump and his administration, I would watch it with popcorn
- 13:35Speaker 11: and watch it over and over again. That's for certain.
- 13:39Speaker 11: Other than that, no, I would not.
- 13:41Speaker 2: It is sick.
- 13:42Speaker 11: It isn't sick to even think of that. But I
- 13:45Speaker 11: wouldn't make an exception if the orange orangutan was the
- 13:48Speaker 11: one that was being executed.
- 13:50Speaker 13: I would not want to watch a live execution at all.
- 13:54Speaker 20: Execution at all, because we live in America. We are
- 13:57Speaker 20: our brothers and sisters, black brothers and sisters, brown brothers
- 13:59Speaker 20: and sisters getting killed every day in front of our faith.
- 14:02Speaker 20: Justice for Nolan Wells again. And I pray, I pray
- 14:07Speaker 20: that we wake up as a people and realize that
- 14:09Speaker 20: we'll watch people getting killed every day, even in our
- 14:12Speaker 20: own communities.
- 14:13Speaker 9: So no, I wouldn't want to watch.
- 14:14Speaker 20: That on TV when we can't have justice for simple.
- 14:16Speaker 21: Things in America.
- 14:18Speaker 16: Just to be honest, man, it's not cool for us
- 14:22Speaker 16: to be showing a public execution. His kids, if he
- 14:24Speaker 16: got any, could see that shit 15 years from now.
- 14:27Speaker 16: It just shows an apparent lack of humanity.
- 14:30Speaker 22: Absolutely not.
- 14:32Speaker 13: That is unnecessary. That's not to say that he doesn't
- 14:34Speaker 13: deserve to be punished. But what kind of society are
- 14:37Speaker 13: we that we want to see someone actually being gunned
- 14:41Speaker 13: down or whatever way they decide to execute this man
- 14:44Speaker 13: that we need to see this publicly? Absolutely not. But
- 14:47Speaker 13: they're used to that. They're used to watching hangings and
- 14:50Speaker 13: things like that and not be bothered by it. But no.
- 14:53Speaker 13: What purpose would that serve? It's just horrible. Does he
- 14:57Speaker 13: deserve to be punished?
- 14:58Speaker 20: Absolutely.
- 14:58Speaker 9: Did he do something horrible?
- 15:00Speaker 7: Yes.
- 15:00Speaker 13: But do we need to see that like that?
- 15:02Speaker 23: No.
- 15:02Speaker 13: It's just ridiculous.
- 15:05Speaker 11: I'm from Alabama.
- 15:06Speaker 5: I remember when we were kids, we used to see
- 15:08Speaker 5: the executions in the Yellow Mama on television after school.
- 15:11Speaker 5: And I don't know if anybody remembers that, but I
- 15:13Speaker 5: think most people would watch the execution if it was televised.
- 15:18Speaker 5: And I don't remember who it was, but it was
- 15:19Speaker 5: somebody we watched execute it in the Yellow Mama. That's
- 15:21Speaker 5: what they called it, the electric chair down here. And
- 15:24Speaker 5: it used to be on after school. I mean, it
- 15:26Speaker 5: was commonplace. So I don't see why America wouldn't do
- 15:29Speaker 5: it now. As far as I'm concerned, we still do.
- 15:32Speaker 5: It's just slow executions.
- 15:34Speaker 21: Watching the execution that will weigh on.
- 15:37Speaker 4: I'm not doing that.
- 15:38Speaker 21: And then that will weigh on everybody's mental health in
- 15:42Speaker 21: this country. That's not what this country stands for.
- 15:45Speaker 4: We, we don't do that.
- 15:46Speaker 21: They do that in the other countries. And I don't
- 15:50Speaker 21: condone what he did, but if we're going to do
- 15:53Speaker 21: something like that as a nation, then they need to
- 15:56Speaker 21: pull all of these other shooters and, These other shooters
- 16:00Speaker 21: that did these mass shootings in these schools, which were
- 16:03Speaker 21: the others, they need to pull them and do the
- 16:06Speaker 21: same thing. But we still don't need to be watching that.
- 16:08Speaker 21: They still don't need to be televised on national TV.
- 16:13Speaker 22: I was on death row for five years in New Jersey,
- 16:16Speaker 22: and of course I wouldn't want to watch televised executions.
- 16:20Speaker 11: But I don't think they should show them anyway because.
- 16:23Speaker 2: It would make people.
- 16:24Speaker 22: Desensitized to taking somebody's life. Yeah, you got to be
- 16:29Speaker 22: a real evil-hearted type of MAGA person who would want
- 16:33Speaker 22: to see something like that and be giggling and, you know,
- 16:37Speaker 22: all giddy for watching something like that.
- 16:40Speaker 7: I would never watch execution on TV, nor I would.
- 16:45Speaker 8: Let anybody in my household watch it.
- 16:48Speaker 7: What is this world coming to?
- 16:50Speaker 16: I think it's just so barbaric.
- 16:52Speaker 21: Cold. Not entertainment at all.
- 16:57Speaker 14: No, I would not watch that.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Now it's time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
- 17:02Speaker 1: Booty of the Week Award.
- 17:04Speaker 23: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
- 17:09Speaker 23: Week Award. John Fetterman is an American politician serving as
- 17:18Speaker 23: the senior United States senator from Pennsylvania. A member of
- 17:26Speaker 23: the Democratic Party, he served from 2006 to 2019 as
- 17:31Speaker 23: the mayor of Braddock, Pennsylvania, and from 2019 to 2023
- 17:37Speaker 23: as the 34th lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania.
- 17:44Speaker 4: Wow.
- 17:45Speaker 23: So, why is John Fetterman this week's recipient of the
- 17:49Speaker 23: Shoe Booty of the Week Award? I have no idea!
- 17:53Speaker 7: Yeah!
- 17:53Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 17:55Speaker 23: Well, Uncle Fetterman could get the shoe booty for many reasons.
- 18:00Speaker 23: He is the most unconventional senator ever. He dresses like
- 18:04Speaker 23: a before picture in a Senate dress code PSA.
- 18:08Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
- 18:10Speaker 23: He's the human version of leaving the house and whatever
- 18:14Speaker 23: was on the floor. And he looks like a guy
- 18:18Speaker 23: who hangs out at a Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stop. He's
- 18:24Speaker 23: a senator who looks like he was assembled from spare
- 18:27Speaker 23: parts at Home Depot. Senator Shrek is getting the shoe
- 18:32Speaker 23: booty because he put the ick in. and democratic oh
- 18:37Speaker 23: that's nasty the man is six eight lives in a
- 18:40Speaker 23: hoodie and democrats are now convinced he's a republican plant
- 18:46Speaker 23: you are fake news a plant like the gop grew
- 18:49Speaker 23: him in a lab gave him a car hard sponsorship
- 18:53Speaker 23: and whispered go sit with the democrats.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Confuse them i'm not crazy i.
- 18:58Speaker 23: Just this week he voted with republicans again showed up
- 19:03Speaker 23: in a gop convention video and then i swear this
- 19:08Speaker 23: happened accidentally called himself a lifelong republican oh hell no
- 19:15Speaker 23: that's not a sleeper agent that's a guy who got
- 19:18Speaker 23: dressed in the dark and also registered to vote in
- 19:21Speaker 23: the dark damn I can't see. Democrats. He's not a
- 19:25Speaker 23: Republican spy. He's just the only senator whose loyalty is
- 19:31Speaker 23: to comfort Israel and whatever hoodie is clean.
- 19:35Speaker 4: And yes, together.
- 19:37Speaker 23: And that's why the shoe booty of the week award
- 19:42Speaker 23: goes to John Fetterman.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Now here's a swift kick in the ass.
- 19:51Speaker 2: It's the D.L.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going to be
- 19:53Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, I'm here tonight at the Miller Theater. Then,
- 19:58Speaker 1: of course, my book, Charlie's Boy, is available now on
- 20:00Speaker 1: my podcast. I'm certain there's a lot to do. Donald
- 20:04Speaker 1: Trump said right in a meeting in front of everybody
- 20:07Speaker 1: that the execution wouldn't be live streamed. Right in front
- 20:11Speaker 1: of him. And Peter Smith had no idea he was
- 20:12Speaker 1: going to say it. And I think they just try stuff.
- 20:16Speaker 1: And I think when you know it's a bad idea
- 20:21Speaker 1: when Trump won't do it, that's how you know.
- 20:23Speaker 4: It's a bad idea.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 20:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:26Speaker 4: It's so bad.
- 20:27Speaker 2: When he won't do it.
- 20:28Speaker 24: And most of their core ideas.
- 20:31Speaker 4: We'll never have no.
- 20:32Speaker 24: More support than 29 percent, 20, 28 percent. So and
- 20:35Speaker 24: that's just the rest of the code. It's even less
- 20:38Speaker 24: than that to people that wanted to see a live execution.
- 20:40Speaker 4: Exactly. So, man, come on, man.
- 20:43Speaker 1: It's insane that they want to act just like the
- 20:46Speaker 1: very good. We can't even pretend like there's a delineation
- 20:48Speaker 1: between us and all these other authoritarian countries.
- 20:52Speaker 2: We can't even pretend like that. Everything they do, we're
- 20:55Speaker 2: doing here.
- 20:55Speaker 4: Yeah. Just the colors of the flag. That's the only
- 20:57Speaker 4: thing different.
- 20:57Speaker 14: Yep.
- 20:58Speaker 1: From seeking police to starting wars to killing military leaders
- 21:02Speaker 1: to attacking your opponents, trying to.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Jail your opponents. Everything they do.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Dictatorships.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Live executions. Everything they do.
- 21:09Speaker 4: That's right. Suppression of the press.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Trying to stop elections.
- 21:12Speaker 5: Right.
- 21:12Speaker 2: So everything they do, we do here.
- 21:15Speaker 4: Banning books.
- 21:16Speaker 9: Yep.
- 21:16Speaker 4: All the top ten. We part of the crew now.
- 21:22Speaker 1: I saw what David Jolly, who was running against Byron Donald, man,
- 21:26Speaker 1: if he put some of that black ice he got
- 21:28Speaker 1: on his beard in his heart, we might have something.
- 21:32Speaker 1: He proposed that FAMU get $ 3 billion. He said FAMU
- 21:36Speaker 1: at one point had more laureates than even Harvard as
- 21:42Speaker 1: far as Florida goes.
- 21:43Speaker 7: Yes.
- 21:45Speaker 1: I think the one thing that they attack and have
- 21:46Speaker 1: done is successfully in Florida. I think Florida was the
- 21:48Speaker 1: template for the attack on woke. I think that what
- 21:52Speaker 1: they've done is because more black professionals, more black lawyers
- 21:58Speaker 1: and doctors came from HBCUs and they deliberately tried to
- 22:01Speaker 1: attack the educational system. and the black HBCUs to kind
- 22:07Speaker 1: of thwart all of that, to stem the tide of that.
- 22:09Speaker 2: And FAMU was an excellent case of that.
- 22:11Speaker 1: And it's something that the white dude who's running against
- 22:13Speaker 1: the black dude who went to FAMU, the dude from
- 22:15Speaker 1: FAMU wouldn't even, he would never, he would never suggest that.
- 22:19Speaker 1: And it just shows you how far it is. Now
- 22:22Speaker 1: it's time for the streaming movie review with Alebo, the
- 22:25Speaker 1: streaming hack warrior.
- 22:26Speaker 3: I'm there.
- 22:27Speaker 5: I'm there.
- 22:30Speaker 3: All I may say, harm me, harm me, harm.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Diel, my home brother. What's that, Olivo?
- 22:40Speaker 25: We are in the October. This means it is getting cold.
- 22:45Speaker 25: Halloween is right around in your corner.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Columbus Day.
- 22:49Speaker 25: This country spends a day celebrating a man who got lost,
- 22:54Speaker 25: thought he was in India, Quality Discovery showed up uninvited
- 22:59Speaker 25: and renamed everything. For this, he gets a parade and
- 23:04Speaker 25: a day full of sales.
- 23:05Speaker 4: I'm serious.
- 23:06Speaker 25: You know, D.L., my home brother, I discovered many things,
- 23:11Speaker 25: and no one has given me a parade. Now, I
- 23:13Speaker 25: am not getting tight about this. I am a warrior,
- 23:17Speaker 25: but where is my parade? I discovered the earth was round.
- 23:22Speaker 25: I proved it by walking in a circle and ending
- 23:25Speaker 25: up behind myself. I discovered the weekend, the number zero.
- 23:31Speaker 25: Before me, people had to start counting at a level.
- 23:34Speaker 25: A level one, two, three, and so forth.
- 23:37Speaker 9: Uh-oh.
- 23:38Speaker 25: The question mark? I discovered it. Didn't answer it before
- 23:42Speaker 25: anybody asked.
- 23:43Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 23:44Speaker 25: I discovered second place. I discovered it because I was
- 23:48Speaker 25: winning so much. I wanted people finishing behind me to
- 23:52Speaker 25: feel good about themselves.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
- 23:54Speaker 25: This movie does not deserve a parade, but it does
- 23:58Speaker 25: deserve a float.
- 23:59Speaker 3: I'm serious. The movie is The Beast, starring Samuel L.
- 24:04Speaker 9: Jackson.
- 24:05Speaker 3: In this movie, he plays the president.
- 24:09Speaker 25: A militia stages a coup, and the presidential limo, also
- 24:13Speaker 25: called The Beast, turns out to be a classified weapon.
- 24:18Speaker 3: It's like a car was made by S.H.I.E.L.D.
- 24:20Speaker 23: I'm serious.
- 24:22Speaker 25: He has to drive himself while his bodyguard bleeds in
- 24:25Speaker 25: the passenger seat.
- 24:26Speaker 3: This movie is.
- 24:27Speaker 25: Directed by famed action director Rene de Haan. So the
- 24:32Speaker 25: car does more acting than some of the terrorists. But
- 24:35Speaker 25: dear my home brother, the real plot twist is the hair.
- 24:39Speaker 25: This is a non-bald Samuel L. Jackson movie. A full
- 24:44Speaker 25: head of hair. It is the most unrealistic thing in
- 24:48Speaker 25: a movie where the limo has missile permission.
- 24:51Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
- 24:52Speaker 25: Every time he yells, and he does yell a lot,
- 24:55Speaker 25: the hair stays put like it signed a separate contract.
- 24:59Speaker 16: Uh-oh.
- 25:01Speaker 3: He may get wounded, but the hair looks insured.
- 25:05Speaker 4: Is it good?
- 25:06Speaker 25: It is 99 minutes of mother sucker getting to the
- 25:10Speaker 25: car with an extra mother sucker in a two-piece biscuit.
- 25:14Speaker 3: I'm serious.
- 25:15Speaker 25: By the end, you will not remember the coup, but
- 25:19Speaker 25: you will remember the president's hair.
- 25:22Speaker 3: And the car had options.
- 25:24Speaker 20: Uh-oh.
- 25:25Speaker 25: This was a fun action thriller, and I give it
- 25:28Speaker 25: three and a half unbacks. And if you don't add
- 25:31Speaker 25: this movie right now, I will send you my new
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- 25:39Speaker 25: on a scarab. Finally, a Samuel L.D. Jackson you can
- 25:43Speaker 25: put on. So durable, they guarantee to stay put during
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- 26:01Speaker 25: This is a Lebo, your streaming warrior, with the Stream
- 26:04Speaker 25: Hacking Movie Review. Stay safe and healthy.
- 26:17Speaker 2: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine's diary.
- 26:23Speaker 26: Oh, my goodness. Talk about embarrassing. Let me tell you
- 26:28Speaker 26: what happened to me. So me and my girlfriends went
- 26:31Speaker 26: out for brunch this past weekend, and we decided to
- 26:34Speaker 26: do a little shopping. So we go into one of
- 26:36Speaker 26: these real, you know, foo-foo stores, and I'm trying on shoes,
- 26:40Speaker 26: and this man's got these super, super cute, right? So
- 26:44Speaker 26: I'm flirting, and, you know, everything is going my way until.
- 26:48Speaker 2: I see these dope shoes.
- 26:49Speaker 26: I sit down and decide to.
- 26:51Speaker 20: Try them on.
- 26:53Speaker 4: Why did I take my shoes off.
- 26:54Speaker 26: And it looked like I had not moisturized in decades?
- 26:58Speaker 26: My feet were so crusty and ashy, I couldn't believe
- 27:01Speaker 26: they were mine. Now, truth of the matter is, I
- 27:04Speaker 26: was running late that morning. I told the girls I
- 27:07Speaker 26: would meet them at 11. Of course, at 11, I
- 27:10Speaker 26: was still at the house and they'd been.
- 27:11Speaker 3: On my butt about being late all the time.
- 27:14Speaker 2: So I showered, forgot to moisturize, threw my clothes on.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Everything was good until I took my shoes off.
- 27:22Speaker 26: When I tell you the smiles he had for me
- 27:24Speaker 26: turned into frowns real quick.
- 27:26Speaker 2: Oh my God, I was so embarrassed. I can't even
- 27:29Speaker 2: go back to that.
- 27:29Speaker 15: Store no more.
- 27:30Speaker 2: My feet look like Moses.
- 27:31Speaker 23: I don't matter.
- 27:34Speaker 2: It is the DLU. We show you a 2026 edition
- 27:36Speaker 2: in case you're going to be in Philadelphia. I am here.
- 27:39Speaker 1: I'll be at the Miller Theater tonight along with Don
- 27:42Speaker 1: Lemon for DL and DL. My book, Charlie's Boy. You
- 27:45Speaker 1: can pick it up at Amazon or wherever they sell books. Um, I, I,
- 27:49Speaker 1: I told you I had never met Angie Martinez and I,
- 27:52Speaker 1: I'd never, uh, got a chance to meet her.
- 27:54Speaker 2: But what, what a dope broad.
- 27:56Speaker 4: She's a really little chick.
- 27:57Speaker 2: She'd been in radio as long as you have on skip.
- 27:58Speaker 4: Oh yeah. She'd been in it.
- 28:00Speaker 11: Yep.
- 28:00Speaker 4: She's dope.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Isn't her and Didi were the only women. I think
- 28:05Speaker 2: that it has syndicated radio.
- 28:06Speaker 5: Shows, right?
- 28:07Speaker 4: Come out on the urban side.
- 28:09Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 28:09Speaker 4: No, there's been a couple.
- 28:10Speaker 3: I know Delilah had one.
- 28:12Speaker 6: There's been a couple of other ones. I remember Lil
- 28:14Speaker 6: Mo had one for a little while. But you're talking
- 28:16Speaker 6: about with that kind of longevity and impact.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Right, man.
- 28:19Speaker 1: She's been around for a long time. And in the
- 28:21Speaker 1: same market. In New York, to stay around.
- 28:23Speaker 2: I mean, even the Martinez have a hard time staying.
- 28:27Speaker 4: In New York.
- 28:31Speaker 2: I'm sure it's a testament to how good she is again.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Now it is time for Sybil Wilkes to give us
- 28:36Speaker 1: what we need to know.
- 28:37Speaker 27: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In
- 28:40Speaker 27: Central Oregon, investigators are searching for a motive after a
- 28:44Speaker 27: 16-year-old gunman killed three children and a teacher at the
- 28:47Speaker 27: Silver Rail Elementary School in Bend, Oregon, before being shot
- 28:51Speaker 27: and killed by an armed bystander. President Trump announced the
- 28:54Speaker 27: December 3rd execution of convicted Fort Hood shooter Nadal Hassan
- 28:58Speaker 27: will proceed as scheduled by firing squad, though the federal
- 29:01Speaker 27: government will not live stream the event to the public.
- 29:04Speaker 27: Newly released forensic reports analyzing nearly 300 pages of cell
- 29:09Speaker 27: phone records reveal group chat messages from friends questioning the
- 29:13Speaker 27: whereabouts of 18-year-old Nolan Wells and coordinating statements following his
- 29:17Speaker 27: death off Horn Island. In South Florida, former NBA All-Star
- 29:22Speaker 27: and Basketball Hall of Famer Amari Stoudemire trading the basketball
- 29:25Speaker 27: court for a badge. Officially joining the Miami-Dade School's Police
- 29:30Speaker 27: Department after graduating from the Police Academy.
- 29:33Speaker 8: At age 43.
- 29:34Speaker 2: That's right. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 29:36Speaker 6: Be informed.
- 29:37Speaker 4: Be empowered.
- 29:39Speaker 2: That is going to do it, ladies and gentlemen. This
- 29:41Speaker 2: is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
- 29:43Speaker 1: In case you're going to be in Philadelphia this Friday,
- 29:47Speaker 1: I will be there at the Miller Auditorium.
- 29:48Speaker 2: Don Lemon for D.L.
- 29:50Speaker 4: And D.L.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Anything goes to her. Skip my man Cheatham. What have
- 29:55Speaker 2: you learned today?
- 29:56Speaker 6: Man, I'm just glad this week is behind us. It's
- 29:58Speaker 6: been a crazy week, but let me see. I got
- 30:00Speaker 6: a little work to do tonight. We got a chapter
- 30:01Speaker 6: meeting tonight, so I got to go do that. Then
- 30:03Speaker 6: we got some community service tomorrow. Other than that, I'm
- 30:05Speaker 6: going to sit back, watch some sports this weekend, and
- 30:07Speaker 6: just have a good time.
- 30:09Speaker 4: Wait for you to come to town next time, next week, right?
- 30:11Speaker 2: I will be there next Wednesday, man, directly. Junior's hand
- 30:14Speaker 2: to the king. What did you learn today?
- 30:16Speaker 4: Well, playing the part of Jasmine Sanders today. No, no.
- 30:20Speaker 4: I got to bring some sad news.
- 30:21Speaker 24: I don't want to, but, you know, I would be
- 30:24Speaker 24: remiss if we didn't at least acknowledge another school shooting
- 30:28Speaker 24: that happened yesterday.
- 30:29Speaker 20: Oh, yeah.
- 30:30Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that.
- 30:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:31Speaker 23: Yes.
- 30:32Speaker 24: You know, which is a tragedy. But I don't want
- 30:34Speaker 24: people to think that it happened so much down that
- 30:36Speaker 24: we don't even comment on it.
- 30:37Speaker 4: But yeah.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is.
- 30:38Speaker 8: You're right.
- 30:39Speaker 2: And it was a 16 year old shooter.
- 30:41Speaker 1: He shot the launch of locks off the door and
- 30:44Speaker 1: the police got there fast. Everything worked like it should.
- 30:47Speaker 1: A passerby with a gun. I happen to take it,
- 30:50Speaker 1: take him out. But and you don't think guns are
- 30:53Speaker 1: the problem. You don't think that a 16 year old
- 30:55Speaker 1: have a gun like that. And unfortunately, I know at
- 30:58Speaker 1: one at one point, a couple of children died. And
- 30:59Speaker 1: I think a teacher at one point was in critical.
- 31:04Speaker 2: Condition.
- 31:05Speaker 4: So sad.
- 31:06Speaker 1: It is sad, but it's sad that nobody plans to
- 31:09Speaker 1: do anything about it.
- 31:10Speaker 7: No.
- 31:10Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't heard anybody from the administration say
- 31:13Speaker 1: anything about it.
- 31:13Speaker 4: We didn't hear thoughts and prayers today. No.
- 31:16Speaker 2: They don't even lie to themselves no more. It's very sad.
- 31:20Speaker 2: It is the DLU We Show. We will definitely see
- 31:23Speaker 2: you on the other side. See you Monday.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator, pull that string.
- 31:27Speaker 2: We gots to go.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Toot, toot.
- 31:29Speaker 2: It is the DLU We Show. See you on the
- 31:31Speaker 2: other side.