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Episode #3565 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Hi, it's Phil Henry. And just steps away from me
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  Speaker 1: Welcome, folks, the world famous Phil Hendry Show. And guess
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  Speaker 1: who we are. We are in New York City. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we are a New York City here, and we will
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  Speaker 1: be on stage in the pitch beginning next month. I
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  Speaker 1: think October the ninth, Margaret, Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking with Tom and with Christine. It's October
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  Speaker 2: the ninth. That will be. I think the showing. I
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  Speaker 2: think the critics. I'm there, of course.
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  Speaker 1: But well, Margaret, you're sort of doing the whole yay, hey,
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  Speaker 1: just ease it back doing the what I think?
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  Speaker 2: General? Please, well, she's she's yes. And then the critics.
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  Speaker 1: We are communicating with a bunch of idiots, and I
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  Speaker 1: say they would all due respect, folks. Everybody hold on Phil,
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  Speaker 1: everybody hold on General. Let's know, way to look at
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  Speaker 1: our audience, No, I think the audience, the people, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, it's wonderful to be here in New York
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  Speaker 1: City with film. We traveled Patsy and I, Margaret and
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  Speaker 1: Frank did. But I think he is coming up on
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  Speaker 1: the He said he was coming up on the what
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  Speaker 1: was it the steamer or something? The steamer he said
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  Speaker 1: he was he was going to a high ball and
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  Speaker 1: he was kidding around.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's in town.
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  Speaker 1: He came into town before us, like last night.
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  Speaker 2: So Bud's here too, That's what I'm saying, homeboy.
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  Speaker 1: And why is everybody on such a well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got conn last night with that Brad butt suck.
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  Speaker 2: I can explain.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, I don't want to explain.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to have him on. You just said
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  Speaker 1: you don't wantny explosions. I don't want any explanations, Margaret, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have Brad Buttsuck on. And it was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a con job. No, it was not
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  Speaker 1: a connon job. We were simply trying to cover up something.
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  Speaker 1: You told me not to say anything. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you to say anything because last night Brad Buttsuck, who
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  Speaker 1: is a theater veteran and a friend of Margaret's and
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  Speaker 1: of general general excuse me, No, not me. That Jerryman
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  Speaker 1: weared ass, and don't call him a weird ass. For
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  Speaker 1: Christ's sake. He's a wonderful man. He is a legend
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  Speaker 1: in the Philadelphia Theater. All right, Margaret, Well, I just
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  Speaker 1: can't stand Margaret. We're not here to upset you, Brad buttsluck,
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  Speaker 1: come on in, Brad. But before you sit down, Brett,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to mention one thing. Well, you can
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  Speaker 1: sit down, Brad, but I just I'm terribly straight. I
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  Speaker 1: want to mention one thing. We are here in New York.
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  Speaker 1: We're very happy to be here in New York. Buddy
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  Speaker 1: is coming up or has been here for twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: What did he do?
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  Speaker 2: He flew into town.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are talking about him coming in the high
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  Speaker 1: Ball Express.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he said as a gag.
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  Speaker 1: Later on, we're going to have our creego who also
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  Speaker 1: flew into New York with me. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: it has some observations on commercial flying. But first, this
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  Speaker 1: is exciting to be in New York. We was hanging
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  Speaker 1: around the corner store there, Margaret, phil was hanging around
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  Speaker 1: this this wonderful little corner store. Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: there's two Mexican restaurants within walking distance of us here
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  Speaker 1: in Midtown, which is is it's more than I can
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  Speaker 1: say for for what is it it's border. We can
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  Speaker 1: say that for the Banana River. Well, Mexican food is
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  Speaker 1: not the biggest thing in Florida. Well it is here
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  Speaker 1: in New York. And we found two excellent Mexican restaurants.
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  Speaker 1: But also there's wonderful steakhouse across the streets. So a
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  Speaker 1: lot of great places to eat here in New York.
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  Speaker 1: As we found out, there were a lot of great
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  Speaker 1: places to eat and Florida's As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I hate to say this, and that's you'll be hearing
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  Speaker 1: that there's lots of sirens here in New York. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what it does the heart good. It's wonderful
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  Speaker 1: to know that there are emergency crews people working around
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  Speaker 1: the clock and not just thumb and their dixes.
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  Speaker 2: Margaret, that's a.
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  Speaker 1: Hell of a thing to say about the emergency cruise.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying about all of them. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: when you hear them out there, you know they're working.
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  Speaker 1: But that is to intimate that the other guys are
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  Speaker 1: thumbing their dicks as you said, all right, I take
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  Speaker 1: it back. God, Well why are we saying that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know? I need to get a drink. Do
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  Speaker 2: you mind? Go ahead? What's what's going on with you?
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  Speaker 2: Just Frank and I had work?
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  Speaker 1: It's okay? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: What kind of words like? F you? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Con all right, Brad come in and brad butt suckers
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  Speaker 1: with us? How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Brad? Grew a little bit better?
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  Speaker 1: We need to tell people the truth about you so
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  Speaker 1: that no one is going around thinking somehow you know
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  Speaker 1: we missed something. Well, I don't want many shabro you know, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell the story because I found out you can't
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  Speaker 1: if you want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I took a couple of quick writes. Hey you
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  Speaker 3: got into a bar fight. Yeah, and you were playing
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  Speaker 3: cards here. We're paying what happened. We're paying black Shack
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  Speaker 3: over here in Passion in California.
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  Speaker 1: So you rock the new Luckness Monster in Pasadena? And
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  Speaker 1: how'd you find your way to Florida? A vision and vision?
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  Speaker 1: Frank and he's gonna cover compare.
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  Speaker 3: He He's gonna realized Johnie Henry. He says, who you
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  Speaker 3: were gonna go to Philadelphia to beat John Jerryman. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: friendly to huge in proudect you.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, you're playing black jack, and what happened black jack?
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  Speaker 3: This guy says to me, cue black jacks two black
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  Speaker 3: ass jack space Christ And I said, your mamma, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I said some of my manage.
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  Speaker 2: Butler, it's not funny, mister Henry, Well you took it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it looked like you caved in your nose
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  Speaker 1: and you got your mouth wired shut right, general Wright
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  Speaker 1: shut Basically he hit me with cool right hands to
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  Speaker 1: the left hand and he buckled.
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  Speaker 2: He buckled my nose. Here, buckled your nose from about
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  Speaker 2: the mid range.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's so funny. Nothing's funny. Yeah, you're gonna be me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you should be me. Okay, Well you're gonna recover, right.
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  Speaker 2: Is my recovery. But my manager white chef for the
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  Speaker 2: next week, we say, he said, shoot, you said no,
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  Speaker 2: it's a it's a it's a text. I'm getting go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: So you were cheating at cards.
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  Speaker 1: I was not.
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  Speaker 2: The guy's fire were hearting cards.
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  Speaker 3: And what happened was is I did and you too
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  Speaker 3: jack a spade, you know you get his page and
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  Speaker 3: he said you were allowed your cheat. He hit me
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  Speaker 3: on Christ with your right handed when he tried with
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  Speaker 3: his left handed bucket the nose, it's that teach chain
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  Speaker 3: release and he really got to wire about Josh said.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you talk like you do. Yeah, what did
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  Speaker 2: you think it was?
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  Speaker 1: I thought there was that was I'm listening to it
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  Speaker 1: last night, and I'm thinking that you're disabled and somehow
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  Speaker 1: you were born with a misshapen mouth or something. What
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  Speaker 1: God damn well, what are we supposed to think? Brad Wright,
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  Speaker 1: plus your last name is butt sucks handy react to family?
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  Speaker 1: An't you got prod with? He's I don't understand how.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand the thing you say. Man, Thank you much, Brad.
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  Speaker 1: You want to sit over there? Oh, I see because
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  Speaker 1: of a guy who can't talk about my bus. Shut God,
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  Speaker 1: Phil's laughing. I'm laughing too, pretty much. Please please sit
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  Speaker 1: and keep your mouth shut. But shucks anyway, Thank you, Brad.
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  Speaker 1: Butt suck folks from Collega, Pennsylvania, isn't it? Yeah? God,
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  Speaker 1: you say it. Let's see you say it?
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  Speaker 2: You get a mouse of a Chugg says no.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now Brad's flipping me off. He's backing out of
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  Speaker 1: the room. He's still flipping me off, backing out of
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  Speaker 1: the room. Still, where are you going? All right, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to the kitchen there. Maybe he's still, he's just
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  Speaker 1: he's got his finger up in the air. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: see it man. Now he's flipping off with both hands.
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  Speaker 1: He's just standing there flipping me off.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Brad, we see it. We're gonna have one
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  Speaker 1: as well. Ah ark riego. I better find out what
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  Speaker 1: the messages? What is what the chu choo sound? Ready
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  Speaker 1: to have a culu cream town, because that tells me
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  Speaker 1: that the messages are coming in. This is probably from
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  Speaker 1: my good friend there, Jane. Oh check it out. She
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  Speaker 1: said it was pretty unadventurous when she walked on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to put it on better beach clothes tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: and do it right. Played laser tag with thunder a
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  Speaker 1: minute ago. Saw this adorable little dude up in your
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  Speaker 1: bathroom ceiling about as long as my little finger. No kidding,
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  Speaker 1: we got a we got a you got a lizard
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  Speaker 1: and tell your house your beach, and yeah I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing my nightly count standing exercise in your bedroom
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  Speaker 1: like jack Lelane thunders looking at her like what the
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  Speaker 1: hell all right, So that yeah, occasionally, man, look at that.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a lizard. We got these little tiny lizards
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  Speaker 1: that come into the house from outside. So you know
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  Speaker 1: you were talking about thunder wanted to go outside one night, right,
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  Speaker 1: thunder to thundering? You know what f you spell you? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's flipping us off again.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: There goes there goes bread button suck flipping this and
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  Speaker 1: now you're just gotta sit there. He's just sitting not
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  Speaker 1: say anything. He's got both hands up, giving me two fingers.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the way it was.
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  Speaker 1: And you know general, when you move in, especially down
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  Speaker 1: in the tropics there you get there's lots of lizards.
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  Speaker 1: When I was in Fiji and I was there with
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  Speaker 1: my wife Maria, and we came back from dinner one
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  Speaker 1: night to the little hut that we were renting, and uh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have comfort about it.
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  Speaker 1: How you because why didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Damn man? Well now your business okay. Oh, now he's
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  Speaker 1: raised both fingers again.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: Braddy's gonna sit there and flip fill off and then
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  Speaker 1: when he talks to you, you won't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, when we got back to the room. There were lizards,
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  Speaker 1: probably about a half maybe a half a dozen lizards
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  Speaker 1: on the walls. As soon as I turned the air
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  Speaker 1: condition they split.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was weird.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't like the cool air. They did not like
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  Speaker 1: the cold air. No, and one would think it would
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  Speaker 1: be completely the opposite, but that was that's your literatory. Hey, Brad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw you at it here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey, god?
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  Speaker 1: Uh did Margaret wrech? She go get a drink? Margaret?
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  Speaker 2: How are you? I'm fine? Hi, Brad? Hey, mister Henry,
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  Speaker 2: we mean me? What do you mean to him? Are
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  Speaker 2: you drunk?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I am not drunk. I'm feeling very good.
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  Speaker 1: And Brad, thank you because mister Henry all yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: acting like a dick and a half. You know. That's
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  Speaker 1: behead with me. Well we found out the story about
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  Speaker 1: this guy. What did he was at a bar fight?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought I told, didn't I point that out?
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  Speaker 1: Pray?
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  Speaker 2: Here comes Frank?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeh, hey, Brad, how you doing? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Make you're ready? How are you going?
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't be better better in custody, man, So I
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  Speaker 1: understand if fail you met it? Yeah I met it.
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  Speaker 1: Brad butt suck? Why'd you call it it anyway. Brad
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  Speaker 1: tells me that he talks the way he does because
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  Speaker 1: he was in a bar fight. Oh yeah, it got
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  Speaker 1: into a fight. It was playing blackjack. Was a couple
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  Speaker 1: of other goofy looking guys I met. Who are those
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  Speaker 1: two guys you're playing blackjack with, Brad? Oh, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of friends of mine club guys are two guys are
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  Speaker 1: in the theater. And it really was unemployed after an
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  Speaker 1: unemployed actor, and so it's beating them at blackjack. It
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  Speaker 1: they accused it of pulling two black aces jack of spades,
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  Speaker 1: and that's when Brad told one of them to take
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  Speaker 1: it and pounded up as mother's you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, yeah, you know, well, you know what, you
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  Speaker 2: guys take a shot. Oh that was the theumbest thing
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  Speaker 2: I ever heard. Hi would do, Margaret. I can smell
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  Speaker 2: it on you from over here. Smell what the vodka?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, Margaret? Yeah, Margaret, it sat down and down
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  Speaker 1: two quick moscow mules that don't talk to me about
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  Speaker 1: all right. So anyway, so anyway, it it took took
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  Speaker 1: two right hands and a left hand off the nose.
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  Speaker 1: You see it. Its nose is buckled in and its
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  Speaker 1: chin got pushed in and it just essentially this big
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  Speaker 1: guy beef Beef Wilson, I think Beef Wilson. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what its name was. That's a play center name
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  Speaker 1: that I call it.
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  Speaker 2: So you're calling it that, Frank, what are you call
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  Speaker 2: people place certain names? It's called my name.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what its name is, Margaret, Okay, all right, God, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it buckled its nose. It took Brad's nose and just
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  Speaker 1: turned it into that little but you see, it took
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  Speaker 1: its chin and turned it into what's left of it.
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  Speaker 1: And Brad, so, Brad's been in for reconstructor sites. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be okay, Brad, you're gonna talk like a normal
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  Speaker 1: human being, right, yes, eventually, Yeah, but it was very traumatic.
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  Speaker 1: So that's it. Frank Gray and Margaret Gray are right.
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  Speaker 1: So we're having on here. Oh you're bored with a story. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bored with the story, but you know, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta move on. Okay, Well, no, you know, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: which you didn't tell me last night. I know I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing this guy on the radio talking like somebody you know,
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  Speaker 1: shoved up, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Talking like he took he took a telephone, pull on
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  Speaker 2: the teeth. Oh gave me what?
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's flipping us off now anyway, Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: Brad back at you. Huh hm, okay, stop at you guys.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna have on art Riego next year, folks
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  Speaker 3: Hi used your brad butt shock and mister Henry think
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  Speaker 3: is pretty funny. And I took it, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: took it. Took a couple of left hands, used the noses,
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  Speaker 3: buckled my nose, and I was like, it's funny. All
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  Speaker 3: I just identitied black jack doesn't mean The guy in
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  Speaker 3: my face paled and he had a black black stage
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  Speaker 3: passed to the world Famous Skill Henry Show. At Phil
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  Speaker 3: I know, said after laughing at me, You think I
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  Speaker 3: saunded like a complete ass. Sounded like an ash, I said, Ash,
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  Speaker 3: Henry Show. Right, Frank, backstage pass, you know you'll laugh
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  Speaker 3: that it practices is by God, It's transcendent.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. It transcends all things what mortal
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  Speaker 1: a lessen I'm Margaret Gray and I've had a couple
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  Speaker 2: You're lying out of Paul Tli. You've cut it a recard.
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  Speaker 1: You know that.
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  Speaker 2: I buckled your nose a little bit more, didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I He hate me? And well, I'm back here to
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  Speaker 1: live on our studio as a matter of factause he
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  Speaker 1: flew in with me from Central Florida. You were at
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  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to say, right, I'd rather you not know,
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  Speaker 1: but he was in the Central Florida area. Art Griego
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  Speaker 1: was and you were at a conference, and yeah, I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: was at a conference. It was a group of pilots.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: As we're trying to figure things out. You know, we've
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: had a and I don't think this is a secret
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: pill that we've had a you know, a disagreement with
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: the civil aviation authorities as to how airplanes fly. Right,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: are you still on that one, Briego?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: You got to be kidding me.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: General, I don't tell you how to be an asshole.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me how to be a pilot. Oh so
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: it's like that, all.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Right, gentlemen, Come on one of you guys that are you? Myret?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You're in no shape. Oh that's the first time I've
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: ever seen her drunk, you know.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Myron, we sit out, Okay, before you called out, Frank,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: she was having a couple of pops.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: You know, is I more than a couple?
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, Margaret, well you know, look at what happens
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: when it gets nervous. Frank, could you just sit there
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: and keep her from all right? I gotta keep it.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I got to keep it from home. Yeah, def I
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: have me all right, hold on, all right, So here
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: we are, folks, now, ark Riego with us. So enough
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: about why you're here. What you were doing in central
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Florida when we were landing the plane and when the
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: plane landed. Now, this is a flight we took from
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Orlando to You want me to do it? No, No,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I'll lead into it then you all right. This was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a flight that we took from Orlando to JFK. When
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the plane landed and after a touchdown and was beginning
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: to speed to its finish on the runway, applause broke
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: out in the main cabin just a little bit behind me. Well,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: what are you sitting in first class or something?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: In fact, there wasn't any first class on this plane.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: First class?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Fell it sound like you said first class? First class?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: He said, Hey, you're not going to tell you what
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you do.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Brad, sit over there, okay, and just rest your job
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: because you've had two guys now beat your face in
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: God damn, look at that guy's face.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Oh you know something, man, I played me.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear a couple of guys just powdered your
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: face because you're achieving.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe yeah.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Are they gonna be able to fix your nose?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna be there.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: He's fine.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you something, Brad. You that you a
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: pig of me. That's what lot do you guys mind?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So anyway, uh Art, grego with me. So Art. When
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: we were landing, the audience, by the audience, the people
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: in the main cabin broke into a plause and you
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: said something that was very very interesting. You said that
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: that was extremely insulting. Well, yeah, it's very insulting, and
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you you, as a pilot, you would not want to
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: even talk to those people getting off the plane.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: But what did you say? Exactly?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I said to Phil after the people started, uh, you know,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: doing that when the plane landed, and I looked at
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Phil and I said, can you imagine that you mentioned
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: being a pilot and hearing people go, yeah, good one,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: if you finally landed one. I see, I didn't. I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: didn't take from that sarcasm.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know why not? I just what else could
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: it be? If you're a professional pilot, you land a plane,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: and as you know, you and I've had our disagreements.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: And this is one of the reasons why I was
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: in Florida and I was talking to some very high
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: up people in aviation. All right, I might as well
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: see it. I was at Patrick's Space Force Base. Okay,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: all right, no more, okay, all right, but I just
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: want to and we're still trying to figure out, Oh,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Do you mean here we go?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna tell me that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: We're still trying to figure out how planes fly. Look
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you see now he's laughing. Now I think you Now
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I've got this guy laughing and this guy's slobbering. Is
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: that called a laugh?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Because all I see is like slobber I might as
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: well get up and go home. Now that's it out.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Come on, God, don't put your hand on me. I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: just come on, sit down, will you? Yeah?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Have to sit down. I have to sit down. I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: cannot all right, Margaret good? What did you?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Margaret? Do your blouse up?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Okay? Well, I just try to give him something sent.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Do up the blouse. See what happens? It gets drunk
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: and it starts showing everything.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Right after about shut up?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway, boy, you're having yourself a good time, and I'm
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I'm in hell. I'm in living hell here, all right,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: all right, relax? Okay, So you're trying to figure out
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: how planes fly, that's right, yes, okay. When you land
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: an aircraft and the crowd in the plane or whatever
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the hell they're calling, I mean, they're passengers, their passengers,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: and they start to applaud. And that's not the first
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: time I've heard that. You're offended by that. Of course,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: who wouldn't be offended by that. That's there they're saying, yeah, hey,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: he landed one. Good for you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Way to do it. Jack.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You didn't kill us, You didn't kill all of us.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: So that's what you take from that. What else could
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: it be? And I've heard other pilots mention this too.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So this is the only reason why I wanted to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: come on your program is to tell your listeners.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Don't applaud the pilot when the don't applaud the pilot
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: when you know he lands the plane like it was
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: some kind of excuse my language, folks, like he was
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: some kind of a retard who finally went, hey, look
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: look at me me fly plane. Yeah, that's how it feels.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: So in other words, when you hear an audience or audience,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: when you hear the passengers applaud you're landing, you think
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: they're saying, good boy, there you go, right there, you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: hit the nail on the head, An asked Margaret mart
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: shut up, tell me, sir, that's exactly what it sounds
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: like to me. Phil. They're saying, good boy, you learn
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: how to fly big plane, make it go down onder ground.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Well that's what we heard when the plane landed. Literally, folks,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: people applauding. And I looked at Art and we were
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: not you know, there's a lady in the seat, because
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: we were three to a seat, because we were not
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: in the first clabs on the plane. We tried to
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: at first class. Oh we got was the first row?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: We got the first row? It was I think was
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: the extra leg room, right, was that it? What did
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: that what we bought?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I met you on the plane.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Oh that's what weep.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I bought. And I guess the lady
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: did too. Yeah, well, there was a lady there, and anyway,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: to make a long story short, the lady looked at
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: us and we, with all three of us, laughed at
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: the applause. Well, you know, you guys, I don't think
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I laughed. I looked and I gave you a pained look.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: You did look like you had pain. Yeah, but I
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: was already mid laugh. Yeah, you and that lady were howling.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And when Phil glanced over at me, I had a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: look on my face like I had, you know, like
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: a gas pain like I was ah, because what had
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: happened was Phil made the comment to the lady like, gee,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: maybe this they've they've flown with this guy before and
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: he wasn't able to set it down well or something,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you know, And both of them laughed, Yeah, that's exactly
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: what happened. And so that's when I looked at Phil
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: and the lady and I said, well, I can tell
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: you this is a lot more serious than the two
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: of you yucking it up here. And well, she was
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit offended because we were both having a
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: good time. We had just met her, but she was
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: a nice lady. But I said, you know, well, you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: two are having a big ball at the expensive guys
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: like me, I'm a pilot and when people go, hey,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: look at that Art, Griego finally put one down without
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: burning all of us alive. Oh, come on, Art, aren't
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: you anything yet? Margaret, you're in no shape. Please be quiet. Hey,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'll talk to the I'll talk to it myself. Well,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: then do it, Frank. How you doing, Brad? I'm doing
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: really good.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I hear what's going on, and I have a kind
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: of tabe. I don't want to hear them. Okay, what
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: are we talking about?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, you know, Phil and I had
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: this disagreement so that when you applied a pilot for
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: landing the plane without you know, without crashing it, it burst,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: bursting into flames and killing every Christian soul within miles.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: She well, come on, hey, listen, art, You know, no
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: one's saying that they're simply I guess it could be
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of nervous flyers. What about that people are
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: really nervous. Well, they may be nervous, but they're making
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: me nervous. They may be nervous, but it makes me
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: even more nervous to know that these nervous flyers are
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: relieved that the jackass in the pilot's seat didn't cook
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: all of them. All right, well, so how do we
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: solve this problem?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Or do we?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's any solution of the problem. The
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: solution of the problem is that we quickly ascertained how
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: do planes fly, so that we could communicate our knowledge
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: to the passengers and they feel more comfortable.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Well, oh, look at you blowing it off you.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: What happened to you again? Okay, never mind?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, thank you very much. And
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you were at a conference at Patrick's Space Force base
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: about this.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And when they said it's at Patrick Space Force Space,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, we'll attend. Will you guys invite it?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I asked to be there in a couple of yeah,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: sort of. So anyway, you guys went to this conference
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and you learned how planes fly. What I put forth
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: the proposition that whatever we think we know about planes
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: flying were wrong, otherwise why would we crash them?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Think about that. Think about that. That's a really
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: good point, Margaret.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, as you're play back, cat, were you in a
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: plane crash you went face first to the windshield. Yeah, okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you already asked them that you already know the answer.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Brad, thank you, Thank you, Art Griego.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: And the next time we I'm on an aircraft that
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: lands safely, I'll make sure everybody around me doesn't applaud.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't make you feel bad, Phil, think about it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I've just landed the plane. I was in a cold
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: sweat the whole way. I'm thanking God over I'm just oh,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: thank God, thank God. And meanwhile in up cabin, you here, yeah,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: numb nuts did it again? Right?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, so you think that's it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: So you think that they're saying, hey, numb nuts landed
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: one for a change, instead of crashing it, setting fire
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to it and burning everybody on the plane and all
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: of the people in the hangars and then the town
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: basically burning up the town. Yeah, well that didn't happen,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and they applauded, and yeah, they were grateful that it didn't.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: They were grateful it didn't. All right, Thanks a lot,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: everybody for joining us, General Shaw, thanks a lot, everybody.
• 26:14
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• 26:22
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• 26:30
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