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I am Hung · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, I hope you guys can hear that theme music. I don't know.
• 0:11
  Testecleese: Anyway, we are on Episode 2, 7, 5. I'm having some serious internet problems today.
• 0:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you are.
• 0:17
  Testecleese: I'm just gonna go ahead and shut down that intro music because it's mumbles and garbage.
• 0:22
  Testecleese: So I do apologize. I am on my cell phone sitting next to my computer because I can't seem to get a decent Internet connection on my computer right now.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: Anyway, Brian.
• 0:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: What's been going on. And you know what I get to go full screen with my
• 0:40
  Testecleese: stuff. Now, instead of having happy with a video view.
• 0:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, we had us fighter jets were scrambled again at Mar-a-lago recently. Apparently this is the 20th time this year.
• 0:55
  Brian McFadden: this is probably going to be a common occurrence. I know it was in Trump's 1st 4 years, because
• 1:01
  Brian McFadden: basically everything around Mar-a-lago becomes a no-fly zone every time trump goes there, and he goes there a lot during the
• 1:09
  Brian McFadden: during. Well, not so much during the summertime, but in the off season he's there almost every weekend.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: Yes, he's got enough money to fly back and forth on his own time versus you know our time.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: But like, isn't this stuff put out and announced, I can't just like do circles around mar-a-lago.
• 1:30
  Brian McFadden: There is. There's a notice to airmen put out all the time. But
• 1:37
  Brian McFadden: these commercial pilot, you know these single engine planes. They don't pay attention to it, and next thing you know, they got a jet flying at them.
• 1:44
  Testecleese: I know. And you know that single engine plane.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: It's flying so slow that that F. 16 is whipping right by it. Right?
• 1:54
  Testecleese: Can you imagine being in a single engine like a prop aircraft at 3 f. Sixteens? Come up, and it's.
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: That'd be scary as shit.
• 2:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, oh, I I blew it. I need to get out of here.
• 2:09
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 2:11
  Testecleese: Oh, alright! And you know how trump! Declared the cartels, terrorist organizations, organizations.
• 2:20
  Testecleese: Well, apparently they found 3 secret crematoriums at a ranch in Mexico.
• 2:26
  Testecleese: That sounds like a good way to disappear. People, doesn't it?
• 2:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I read that today. I was like, holy crap, that's nuts.
• 2:39
  Testecleese: Alright. So what's up with the review on?
• 2:43
  Testecleese: Excuse me, birthright, citizenship trump we're talking about.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:48
  Brian McFadden: He's asking the Supreme Court to
• 2:52
  Brian McFadden: look at it and determine whether he's allowed to ban it or not, because a lot of courts are trying to get involved and say, no. We've had this for so long that it's now a inherent right of the Us. We're one of like 3 countries that do this right now and there, there. This was a court ruling back in the day that started this process.
• 3:16
  Brian McFadden: And here we are again trying to right wrongs of the past.
• 3:22
  Brian McFadden: Look just like Roe versus Wade.
• 3:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, exactly. We know this stuff can be overturned.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: And it was strange language in the statue in the
• 3:35
  Testecleese: the law that they used to say, if you're born here.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: and I'm pretty sure that's what Trump is talking with more than anything is like anchor babies right now, right.
• 3:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it's all about the anger babies. Yeah.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: It's not about like someone on obese to having a kid, as far as I understand.
• 3:50
  Brian McFadden: No, it's about the people that you know get their kids over here, and then once their kids become citizens. Then, you know, next thing, you know. All the cousins and aunts and uncles and brothers and sisters are coming over too.
• 4:02
  Testecleese: Exactly, and and if they're not, how much money they send back to their family in Mexico, or wherever
• 4:08
  Testecleese: that was, that could have stayed in the economy. The United States, you know.
• 4:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: This is a little strange on my phone, but I'm gonna tell you this is kind of convenient
• 4:20
  Testecleese: to have them completely separate here. I might do this more often if it's not, garb doesn't sound like shit to you.
• 4:25
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not bad.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Might have to figure out how to do my music, but I might be able to do it through my phone. Who knows?
• 4:32
  Testecleese: Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo, the
• 4:35
  Testecleese: killing grannies and grabbing Fanny's guy.
• 4:39
  Testecleese: He was Governor of New York, correct.
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 4:44
  Testecleese: And now he wants he's the frontrunner and the Mayo race in New York City. That's quite a
• 4:50
  Testecleese: job cut, isn't it?
• 4:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it gets him back into the political field and his run for President.
• 4:59
  Testecleese: Well, they don't like cocoa.
• 5:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, she's not running for President, and no, nobody likes vocal, he's not. He's no, he's not running for Governor again. He's running for the Mayor of New York City.
• 5:10
  Testecleese: That's a good point. It's Eric Adams now, right.
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: But hmm!
• 5:17
  Testecleese: He had to resign his position.
• 5:21
  Testecleese: This sounds crazy that this is who they're gonna pick as their mayor.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: But all right?
• 5:29
  Testecleese: So this is new. FDA rules change drug policy for rescue units. And I gave it a read. And it's about Virginia in particular. But is this nationwide.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, so how exactly is this the different way they refill the medications like ambulances, or something.
• 5:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: All right.
• 5:50
  Testecleese: I don't know enough about the way they do it one way or the other. To have an opinion on this
• 5:58
  Testecleese: I don't know. Is it gonna take longer? Is it gonna be quicker? It's gonna cost less what you know.
• 6:03
  Brian McFadden: I think it's given them more flexibility. But there's more red tape involved, if I remember right.
• 6:08
  Testecleese: Go figure. Red tape just makes crap take longer.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: Alright,
• 6:13
  Testecleese: And what's up with this tunnel girl?
• 6:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, we talked about her on a previous episode. That's why I brought her up.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm saying.
• 6:21
  Brian McFadden: Was creating. She was a she's a Tiktok person, and she had this huge following of her, you know, building a bomb shelter under her house.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: That's what she's doing with this tunnel.
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 6:37
  Brian McFadden: And this is in Northern Virginia.
• 6:40
  Brian McFadden: you know, a place that doesn't have a lot of basements. So, and then she's got tons and tons of views on there, and
• 6:48
  Brian McFadden: somebody finally figured out what she was doing. And they, you know, they shut her down until she could pass all of the the building permits and stuff and get permission to do it. So she paid her fee and did everything to the Herndon City to their
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: their specifications, and she's back to building her tunnel and getting tiktok clicks.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. I saw that she got a permit, and all to think was, Wow. I can't imagine the regulations for digging a tunnel underneath your home.
• 7:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: You know what I mean like you gotta drop that sucker on yourself.
• 7:28
  Testecleese: But, hey, good for her if she gets this done, I guess. But Northern Virginia is gonna get wrecked in a DC. New.
• 7:35
  Testecleese: So I don't know. I don't know how deep or how thick her shelf is. Gonna be, you know.
• 7:43
  Testecleese: But good for her, I guess. I mean she's getting clicks. She's getting money
• 7:48
  Testecleese: interesting way to do it at the boat. But I mean. Look at us. We sit here, drink beer and bitch about what's happened in the news, you know.
• 7:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: She's doing way better than we are.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: All right. So, and this next one happened in Virginia. I saw this article a couple of days ago, and I read some of it.
• 8:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: And I watched the video. I didn't realize it happened in Virginia.
• 8:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Portsmouth.
• 8:13
  Testecleese: Yeah. Tell me about what happened there.
• 8:17
  Brian McFadden: She was doing a track relay race, and the baton hit her competitor.
• 8:25
  Testecleese: In the head.
• 8:27
  Brian McFadden: And she's trying to say it's accidental, but charges have been filed against her now.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: Did you see the video?
• 8:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 8:37
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! If that was an accident, then I am flying.
• 8:43
  Testecleese: and, as you clearly see, I am not flying. Okay. She swung that thing and cracked that chick in the head.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: and if she was Gen. It was genuinely an accident. She would have at least apologized by now. But all they've said is, oh, they blocked her from social media
• 8:57
  Testecleese: bitch. You are on the news. You could have apologized back.
• 9:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: And now I guess they're
• 9:03
  Testecleese: They're saying this is like an anti black thing, and they're saying that the girl it the other girl is the victim, and it was all an act, and everybody hates her. Now
• 9:13
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, you crack someone bed to the point where they fall down to that, you stop and you help them right. You don't run right past them like nothing happened.
• 9:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:22
  Testecleese: Ought to be interesting to see where that goes. I hope we can keep up on it. Because what they're like 17 or something.
• 9:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: So yeah, that charges are probably going to be reduced. But we'll you know you never really know.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: The new governor here in West Virginia signed a law defining man and woman.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Oh, male and female. I'm sorry.
• 9:46
  Testecleese: and they made it a big point. Now, what happened to give the doctor the authority to check your child's genital.
• 9:54
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 9:56
  Testecleese: why would why would this have to come up? But people keep saying that about playing youth, sports and stuff.
• 10:02
  Testecleese: Have you ever played sports.
• 10:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I played some sports.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 10:06
  Brian McFadden: Good at it, but.
• 10:07
  Testecleese: Even you had to get a physical from from your doctor saying you were like not gonna die in competition right.
• 10:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Now, do you? This was a shock to the wife. I didn't realize it, but as a dude
• 10:21
  Testecleese: having a physical, they check your junk, don't they?
• 10:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep, sure do.
• 10:25
  Testecleese: So there you go right there. They're checking your testicles to make sure that they move when you call.
• 10:30
  Testecleese: and the wife was like, wait. You have to take your pants off. And if I was like, Yeah, her brother and I were like, Oh, I didn't realize women didn't.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: So maybe that's why it's all women complaining about this is, they don't have to take their pants off the doctor's office once a year, anyway.
• 10:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: So that's
• 10:49
  Testecleese: cleared some stuff up for me. I hope someone explains this to these women, because if you're claiming your child's a boy.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: they're gonna check for for the proper reflexes and everything with all that stuff.
• 11:03
  Testecleese: Oh, I gotta move my scroller a little more often because I don't have a video playing.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: Green wants to sleep.
• 11:12
  Brian McFadden: No sleeping alone.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm gonna have to name it. Brian.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: there's a lot of fires out here in West Virginia already. They burned over a hundred 1,000 acres have burned.
• 11:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: And they've caught one dude in Fayetteville. They're calling him an arsonist, and they're they're getting ready to put charges up against them.
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 11:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it is a good thing. And what's crazy about the rules here is you get fucked
• 11:43
  Testecleese: for fires. If they're your fault.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: I'm only allowed to right now this time. Here I'm allowed to burn from 7 Pm. To 5 am.
• 11:53
  Brian McFadden: That time makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: That's what I thought@firstst And then I'm like, yeah. But at least, if the wind blows, I'm more likely to see if some of this stuff goes somewhere.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Anyway, I'll I'll when I burn I'll start at 5 and burn until like 10, and then I'm done, anyway.
• 12:09
  Testecleese: But if your fire spreads from your yard and like starts a forest fire, you are financially responsible for everything that happens.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: It's like, can you imagine having pay for your like 10 neighbors, houses.
• 12:24
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: And West Virginia is also named number 2.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Well, this one, says Number one of the oh, it's 1 of it, number 2 of the best States for fresh school lunches.
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: So exciting!
• 12:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, a lot of trash gets stuck with schooling system, but they keep my, they keep my kid breakfast and lunch, and if she stays late, for, like sports or activity. They give her dinner too.
• 12:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 12:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's all it's all paid for.
• 12:56
  Testecleese: I went to school with cash in my hand to buy lunch every day.
• 13:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks to Covid everybody. Well, most things. They're handing out a lot more free lunches.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: Well, West Virginia gets a lot of donations in the schooling system, because I guess under the Democrats it was really really bad.
• 13:16
  Testecleese: But up to Massachusetts, Massachusetts Court ruled up
• 13:23
  Testecleese: the business from New Hampshire, have to adhere to the Massachusetts gun rules.
• 13:29
  Testecleese: and this sound. It was picked up by the Supreme Judicial Court of Mass. This sounds like something might get picked up by the Supreme Court
• 13:36
  Testecleese: to bring about national concealed, carry reciprocity.
• 13:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: Your permit's good everywhere, like a driver's license, because this is actually a right versus a privilege like driving.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: Don't know. Massachusetts keeps getting their gun laws overturned.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: so this might be the opportunity for them to do it.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: I'm gonna try to keep both on this.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's possible.
• 14:02
  Testecleese: Alright, I don't be a Canadian economist.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, my!
• 14:10
  Testecleese: Right after
• 14:13
  Testecleese: Right after Trump mentioned the tariffs, the they call him the Premier. He's basically the governor of what
• 14:19
  Testecleese: Alberta threatened to cut off power.
• 14:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: To a whole bunch of United States places.
• 14:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, most of the Northern States get a portion of their power from Canada.
• 14:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. But Trump went and said, he's gonna double the tariffs on steel and aluminum.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: So I immediately went and bought us steel that Joe bought more that Joe Biden ripped off the Japanese from buying.
• 14:43
  Testecleese: But then, right after he does this, the Premier comes out and apologizes to the Americans for threatening electricity.
• 14:50
  Brian McFadden: Trump's came out and said, we don't need that most of the shit. We're just doing that, you know, to help their economy.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, we don't need you guys, you need us way more. Yeah, go ahead and keep throwing tariffs on and see what? And all this stuff and see what happens if we're just gonna keep retaliating.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: And Canada even lifted their suspension of the Smithfield porks from North Carolina.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: So it looks like these guys were starting to figure out what's going on.
• 15:17
  Testecleese: And their new Prime Minister just took office yesterday. Correct, Kearney.
• 15:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: I read the article, and I was like, is that James Carney?
• 15:29
  Testecleese: he's having a look at whether or not that they should continue with his deal of the F. 35 s. They purchased from the United States.
• 15:39
  Testecleese: Whatever just have less qualified aircraft, I guess. Go to Walkie Martin or Boeing that keeps falling apart.
• 15:49
  Testecleese: Can't. I don't know. Canada is having a. They're having a rough time here, dude.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: but they can't. They can't keep doing what they're doing.
• 15:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 16:01
  Testecleese: All right.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Move on to the economy that's going on here in the States.
• 16:08
  Testecleese: Okay. Well, the Democrats, how long have they been screaming about government shutdown like it.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, for decades! For
• 16:18
  Brian McFadden: while I was in the navy they screamed, shutdowns! Bad shutdowns bad! The common man is affected the most in a shutdown.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: How.
• 16:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know but the shoes on the other foot, and for the longest time even Aoc still pissed off about this deal, but Schumer finally put 2 and 2 together and realized that they would be the ones blamed for a Government shutdown this time because
• 16:43
  Brian McFadden: the House of Representatives, who's controlled by Republicans, pushed it through. Trump would sign it, and the Senate is Republicans.
• 16:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, and.
• 16:54
  Brian McFadden: You know. So he put 2 and 2 together and realized, is this the the picture that we want to be painted with at this time, you know where we keep saying the economy is so bad, and prices are so up and.
• 17:09
  Testecleese: Stock.
• 17:09
  Brian McFadden: Put people out of work.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: That stop cutting the government with dough. But we're going to shut down the entire government.
• 17:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's really when people are going to realize
• 17:18
  Brian McFadden: how many nonessential people there are.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: Boom. That's exactly where I was gonna go next was.
• 17:24
  Testecleese: should they let the government shut down and all the quote, non, essential workers aren't working. That's going to be Easy Street for trump to go unneeded, unneeded, unneeded
• 17:34
  Testecleese: and cut it.
• 17:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: Why are we paying these non-essential people like the Government's not here for fucking? We're not
• 17:42
  Testecleese: catering birthday parties, you know.
• 17:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: All right. You see, this Congressman who went nuts on on x about these cuts.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: Of course my web page doesn't want to load now, can't I? Don't remember the guy's name, but he made a big deal about these trump job cuts kind of erupted online.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: And it was this was hours after he died.
• 18:15
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, right there. The second one on the money he died.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: And this thing still got published later, and a lot of people are asking like, Well, who's actually running this account? Who's actually doing this, you know?
• 18:29
  Testecleese: Because obviously, that guy didn't do it from the grave.
• 18:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: But yeah. Schumer went ahead and sided with the Republicans to keep the government open, and Pelosi
• 18:45
  Testecleese: publicly disagreed with Schumer over it, told him. It was like a giant mistake, I think.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: I think it's time for Pelosi to leave.
• 18:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is. She's ancient and way out of touch.
• 19:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was listening to the Clan bug show earlier this week, and
• 19:07
  Brian McFadden: she was. She's been in office for like 40 or 50 years, you know.
• 19:13
  Brian McFadden: So what President was here 50 years ago, Reagan.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: was it? Reagan? Wasn't Reagan? Yeah. Well, okay, I keep forgetting how old I am. Reagan was on. That was 80, right.
• 19:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And it's
• 19:30
  Brian McFadden: 2025. So, yeah, that's about 50 years, 55 years. So it's crazy that you know, we've allowed her to stick around this long, and you know the people in San Francisco keep voting for.
• 19:42
  Brian McFadden: and is she going to end up like Dianne Feinstein, too?
• 19:49
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 19:50
  Brian McFadden: Isn't she the one that very much died in office
• 19:54
  Brian McFadden: cause she stuck around for so long, and her aides were doing all her work for her, and stuff.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Maybe maybe I can't find a damn.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: I'm doing the wrong stuff. I'm not highlighting this crap.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: Oh, Crap, I I don't know how you do this so easily! Dude.
• 20:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm on my laptop.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: Well, I'm looking. I'm on my laptop doing it. But I keep like losing Internet connection, which I don't under. Now I have all the bars. I go now. I'm all the way back down, but my phone is working just fine.
• 20:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes, sir.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: I was upstairs organizing all the stuff, and nothing mattered.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: Cry. Many
• 20:33
  Testecleese: Stacey Abrams, by the way, is the name I kept trying to bring up, but couldn't remember the one who still denies that she lost the gubernatorial race.
• 20:41
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yep.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Well, apparently, she defended getting 2 billion dollars in EPA funds to buy green energy appliances under Biden.
• 20:52
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 20:54
  Testecleese: Like, right before he got out of office.
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: Nothing to see here.
• 21:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's 1 of the shadiest people I've seen in politics like she
• 21:06
  Testecleese: did. She buy any green energy appliances, and what did she do with them like? Who is she giving them to? Or she just subsidizing it and discounting them for people in her communities, you know.
• 21:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:18
  Testecleese: And of course I can't open that article
• 21:21
  Testecleese: because I didn't bother to read the whole thing before.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: Bye, now, you could target what Bill Maher on and off
• 21:30
  Testecleese: he came out and asked, Why, why do we want to bring back manufacturing.
• 21:35
  Brian McFadden: What?
• 21:36
  Testecleese: That's what Trump was saying is gonna happen with these tariffs, and he's like we don't need that crap. He's like we got the Chinese making jeans for $8 a piece. We can't compete with that. And then he mentioned the AI China's doing.
• 21:49
  Testecleese: and it's like, Well, yeah, you know what happens. If we start making jeans United States, they'll they'll be made by machine, you know. That's not creating jobs. Sure. You got to build them.
• 21:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, who's somebody that maintain the machines? Somebody's got to operate the machines.
• 22:01
  Testecleese: Hair their machines exactly.
• 22:02
  Testecleese: I printed T-shirts.
• 22:04
  Testecleese: You think I was doing that with a fucking pen.
• 22:07
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: No, I was operating equipment, you know. Same thing as welding. I don't weld with a fucking old school torch. I have an arc where, like heavy equipment that does it, you know.
• 22:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Testecleese: And these folks just don't get these folks that have never worked with their hands in their life
• 22:22
  Testecleese: have no idea that these are the folks that would ban the Internet to save the library.
• 22:28
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: And so just keeps saying the dumbest, dumbest things. And he's trying. He's realized he's wrong.
• 22:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: But he has no idea what's right.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: And, man, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to start not paying attention to what Mars says like the view, is it just? It hurts my head when I hear what they have to.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 22:54
  Testecleese: Cvp. Hr. Director up north somewhere.
• 23:01
  Testecleese: He's facing charges for allegedly declawing Fema
• 23:05
  Testecleese: using emergency money by lying to Federal agents.
• 23:14
  Testecleese: this is exactly what we're talking about when you you say, Oh, we need all this help.
• 23:19
  Testecleese: and it turns out you spent all your money, given free healthcare to illegal immigrants and not your own citizen.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: You know. All of a sudden. You're taking all this money, because because now it's an emergency.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: it's like, well, then, we'll get into it. California did the same crap.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: So what we'll see what happens to that. I hope we see prison time. If someone's actually
• 23:44
  Testecleese: brought out stealing from taxpayers and using fema funds that we could that could have gone to hurricane relief or the
• 23:51
  Testecleese: buyer, but instead, it's paying for illegal immigrants.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: Alright, doye's just claiming that we are okay.
• 24:03
  Brian McFadden: This is fucking, ridiculous!
• 24:04
  Brian McFadden: Douglas.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: 11,020 adobe acrobat licenses.
• 24:09
  Brian McFadden: And 0 people are using these licenses.
• 24:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, plus this extra quote, idle account.
• 24:15
  Testecleese: So like, what's an idle account if nobody's using other than nobody using it.
• 24:20
  Brian McFadden: I mean adobe, I mean, I think I pay
• 24:26
  Brian McFadden: 6, 99 a month for adobe times that times 11,000 that adds up.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: And who?
• 24:37
  Testecleese: Why are we giving all this money to adobe.
• 24:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:42
  Testecleese: And this is exactly the kind of waste and abuse we're talking about. The Democrats have brought this up. More than once.
• 24:49
  Testecleese: Barack Obama
• 24:50
  Testecleese: got into a big argument with the Democrats all this a long time ago. Everybody cheered when Bill Clinton cut 377,000 Federal employee jobs.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: But it's the fact that we hate trump
• 25:05
  Testecleese: that no matter what he does, it's bad, you know, like he's about to end the war in Ukraine, isn't he?
• 25:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: And they're still saying how much they hate this guy. I'm like this, shit is working. Okay.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: man you got. Oh, my God.
• 25:21
  Testecleese: what's the deal with Aoc man.
• 25:24
  Brian McFadden: He's an idiot.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: Well see, I would have thought so, but
• 25:28
  Testecleese: she started out as a bartender, and now that she's a congresswoman, she went from being worth like $20,000, being worth like 36 million.
• 25:39
  Testecleese: That seems shady to me.
• 25:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:41
  Testecleese: Like, where'd that money come from?
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Are people bribing her, or is she doing the same thing? Pelosi doesn't going out.
• 25:49
  Brian McFadden: Better training.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: Rocks. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: this is something that has to be taken into account. Well, I don't understand why this doesn't bother anyone.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: I respect the guy like, for example, trump and musk.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: they were already billionaires. They come in and reduce their net worth to serve the people versus these people come in, and all of a sudden they're worth a thousand times more.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: It's out of control. Something has to be done about this, and nobody cares like Aoc just paid with an ethics complaint because she paid $4,500 plus for dance training.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: Mayor's dollars.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, our staff needed to do a tiktok video. It's like this is, this is where our taxpayers are. Go.
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And one of her aides like a top aide. That was her. What communications director or something
• 26:40
  Testecleese: just self deported back to Colombia.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, he's not here legally.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Which brings up the question. Hey, Aoc, how did you hire him? How did you have him in a in a job position if he wasn't legally allowed to work here.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: And again, nobody seems to care. It's like, Whoa, what difference does that make? It's 1 guy, yeah. But that could have been a job for an American citizen.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: Oh, no, nobody wants that job
• 27:10
  Testecleese: when folks say that like Oh, they're taking the drop the Americans don't want, I'm like, oh, so are you saying we should import all these illegal migrant stuff.
• 27:17
  Testecleese: clean the turds out of your septic tank
• 27:21
  Testecleese: like Jesus Christ. Why don't we have him fucking, picking cotton now, you know.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: Oh, those roots, those roots is that's the fucking point.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: It's racist. They put the
• 27:32
  Testecleese: the spicks down there to do the work I don't want to do. They could pick the fruit, you know.
• 27:38
  Testecleese: and yes, I intentionally used a racial slur.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: John Larson.
• 27:46
  Testecleese: How come? I don't know this guy's name.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: I guess he's a Congressman.
• 27:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 27:56
  Testecleese: Probably because there's so many of them, and only a handful of them stick out.
• 27:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: Oh, he's doing his meltdowns overdose just like everyone else, saying nothing, complaining about.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: They're they're actually saying $0 have been saved through all these cuts
• 28:13
  Testecleese: like, how is that possible? There must be at least these people's salaries.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: and if it was $0, that means they were doing nothing right.
• 28:25
  Brian McFadden: That's correct.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: Because I mean, if you're doing something that costs money to do this stuff
• 28:29
  Testecleese: so like these people were collecting paychecks and doing nothing that. That's literally why we're supposed to fire them.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: Why, they look at playing like oh, please tell us 5 things you did this week.
• 28:40
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, oh, everyone saw this next one everywhere. Brian, please tell me all about it.
• 28:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the! This is a huge violation! But they are now been ordered to shred documents and burn bags.
• 29:01
  Brian McFadden: From a directive. Somebody up the food chain at Usaid.
• 29:05
  Testecleese: Hey? That's the thing is somebody. How do we not know who.
• 29:09
  Brian McFadden: Somebody knows who it is, and they shouldn't have a job anymore, because that's not allowed.
• 29:16
  Testecleese: No, and there we go, quote shred as many documents first, st and reserve the burn bags when the shredder becomes unavailable or needs a break.
• 29:27
  Testecleese: What the fuck are these guys? Why are they destroying all this stuff as the government comes in to look at what Usaid is spending their money on.
• 29:36
  Testecleese: Can you come up with anything? That's not. They're doing something illegal, and they're trying to cover it up.
• 29:42
  Brian McFadden: No, that's seriously legal.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, even if you even trying to steal man, these guys and like this is why they're doing, I can't go up to single reason other than they're afraid to get in trouble.
• 29:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. And people are still saying, Oh, they're not doing anything shady. What the fuck! It's like
• 30:02
  Testecleese: the Sesame Street in Iraq, the the transgender mice, you know, the
• 30:08
  Testecleese: everybody's heard about the shrimp on the treadmill right.
• 30:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no. I missed it. What happened?
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Oh, this came out several several years ago. What government waste? Maybe a decade ago there was actually a video of a shrimp they had running on a treadmill.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: that the Government was spending money to see how long they could run on treadmill for and like, can they and they were underwater. Can we make it, you know?
• 30:32
  Testecleese: Maybe they're trying to weaponize it? I don't know but it was millions of dollars to literally put a shrimp on a treadmill
• 30:37
  Testecleese: and have it run.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: So here we go. But the same person I mentioned earlier that I, tired of listening to Whoopi.
• 30:48
  Testecleese: said that trump ruined Biden's wonderful economy.
• 30:55
  Testecleese: and she never once mentioned the high prices under Obama under Biden.
• 30:58
  Brian McFadden: No, of course not. Nobody does.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: I just laughed. I was like, what?
• 31:02
  Testecleese: What was the wonderful economy like.
• 31:05
  Brian McFadden: No wonderful economy in a biden. Everybody hated it. It.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: And last week they were bringing up egg prices like the guy's been in office 6 weeks. It takes longer than 6 weeks to grow new chicken stoy egg that Joe killed him.
• 31:16
  Brian McFadden: And you saw where Fauci came out and said that that was probably not needed to be done.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: I did not see that. That's oh, boy.
• 31:27
  Brian McFadden: Because they said, he said that the most experts would have recommended
• 31:33
  Brian McFadden: only killing the sick chickens in their in the flock because the ones that's lived.
• 31:40
  Brian McFadden: you know, around the chickens that bird view would have created an immunity to bird flu.
• 31:46
  Testecleese: That's the same thing we said, too, wasn't it?
• 31:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: But the birds that survived it would have passed on their their superior genes in this.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: And it would, it be, wouldn't be an issue in a couple of years, and I remember specifically we talked about these numbers last week. Brian.
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: Do you remember how many Americans have ever contracted bird flu.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's less than 20, and only one's died.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: 2, 22.
• 32:10
  Brian McFadden: I well, I knew it was in the 20 range. Sorry.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. And only one has ever died.
• 32:17
  Testecleese: And we're we're killing a hundred 1 million chickens.
• 32:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: Why? Because the bird Flu killed the chickens. Oh, my God! They're already fucking dead, anyway.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: Even a sick chicken can lay an egg right.
• 32:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:32
  Testecleese: Chris, you could probably eat it, and once you cook it, it wouldn't be an issue, anyway. And realistically, you're not going to catch birds move. In the 1st place.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: ridiculous, dude, ridiculous!
• 32:43
  Brian McFadden: But I I know my chickens don't have bird flu so.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: And even if they do, you'll go spend what? $15 at a tractor supply and get some new chicks.
• 32:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, when they come and see, then.
• 32:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Brian McFadden: Which will be soon.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: Oh, what's hilarious is egg prices have tumbled by 2 bucks.
• 33:02
  Brian McFadden: No, it's gonna affect. It's gonna affect my tax deduction.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: So okay, she's like you can't do that. You can't say you pay. You donated $50 with dozen of eggs
• 33:14
  Brian McFadden: that's lying to the church.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: No, but you can write off
• 33:19
  Testecleese: whatever the value of the dozen eggs is.
• 33:24
  Brian McFadden: Know, I said. They're worth 5 to $50 a dozen.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's what your eggs cost. Right? You got superior eggs, obviously.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: and new data has come out, showing that inflation is already on its way back, down.
• 33:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but everybody's all worried about tariffs, tariffs, tariffs. But I'm thinking a lot of these tariffs will never go into effect, and it's more of a trump businessman, negotiator.
• 33:49
  Testecleese: Target.
• 33:50
  Brian McFadden: And take.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, bargaining chip.
• 33:52
  Testecleese: And
• 33:54
  Testecleese: I don't know. I put it out on Facebook a bit ago that by the dip, as these stocks are moving because of these threats of tariffs.
• 34:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Buy these stocks, especially American products. In case these tariffs do go in place.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: that's up to the individual. I'm not going to tell anyone what to do. I will tell you. My rumble is doing very well, especially with Bon Gino getting a new job.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we talked about John Gino's new job. He's gonna work for cash. Patel.
• 34:21
  Testecleese: Yes, and everyone that trump put a Youtube guy I was like, 1st of all, he's in the Secret Service. He's a Federal police officer and trump had nothing to do with this guy. Get a job. He's the number 2, not the guy in charge.
• 34:32
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Quite a handful of guys Steven, Crowder, Tim Pool, Russell Brand and a bunch of other guys
• 34:40
  Testecleese: are stopping their publications from going onto Youtube. They're only doing rumble now.
• 34:46
  Testecleese: Which
• 34:48
  Testecleese: yeah, I don't know what I think of that. It's I understand why they would, but it was convenient for you to go to one place to get everything
• 34:55
  Testecleese: man the butt to bounce from
• 34:58
  Testecleese: 4 or 5 different places. Try to get my my podcast in alright
• 35:05
  Testecleese: trump has signed an executive order, basically unleashing forge management.
• 35:11
  Testecleese: After these wildfires.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Basically, if they're gonna go in there, they're gonna clean up the forest floor
• 35:19
  Testecleese: instead of just letting everything lay there and waiting to burn, which California's been doing for about a decade.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: and possibly even writing lighting fires in advance that you can control.
• 35:29
  Testecleese: So like you, other fires won't spread.
• 35:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:33
  Testecleese: And well, this is nuts, because Newsom just asked for
• 35:37
  Testecleese: and got 40 billion dollar fire aid requests.
• 35:44
  Testecleese: And this is this is nuts because
• 35:46
  Testecleese: his money, the their money, went to these migrants that came in, and they
• 35:51
  Testecleese: they ignored all of the issues going on. California. That trump brought up his last time in office that everyone's been talking about for like 10 years.
• 35:58
  Brian McFadden: It's more important to them that their illegal immigrants have health care.
• 36:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, no matter how much it breaks the bank in California.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. And here's the question, is, California, take some of this 40 billion fire, aid, request, not fire, aid money. Do they take any of this to rebuild billionaires and millionaires houses in the palisade.
• 36:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't care about that.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: Maybe I don't know. Man, this. That's the kind of shit they do.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: They take care of the very, very wealthy.
• 36:29
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 36:30
  Testecleese: Maybe not, I mean, California has been kind of famous for taxing the shit out of the wealthy, which is why a lot of them are leaving.
• 36:37
  Testecleese: but they, California can't afford to lose more wealthy people to paying their tax coffers, you know not.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: And while Newsom has been told to resign.
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: He's not resigning.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: No, he'll finish out his time. I think he's trying to make our bid for President because he just had
• 36:59
  Testecleese: oh, my God, Dean Bannon on his podcast
• 37:04
  Testecleese: ban and ripped him apart worse than Charlie Kirk did.
• 37:11
  Testecleese: But it looks like Kamala. Harris is trying trying to make a decision about running for Governor in Cali.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: What do you think? Does she have a chance? Because she didn't get the vote for President from her own
• 37:24
  Testecleese: county.
• 37:27
  Brian McFadden: No, come on.
• 37:29
  Brian McFadden: no, she I don't. I mean, that's gonna be. I talked about this on a previous episode where.
• 37:35
  Testecleese: Yup!
• 37:35
  Brian McFadden: That's like a real work job, for you know it's not like, you know, the Provost Marshal of a Uc. Berkeley school, you know where it's, you know. You just get paid to show up.
• 37:46
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing. California is a massive state. Was it? Like the 7th biggest economy on the planet
• 37:54
  Testecleese: that, like you said, that's a real job, and realistically, that State should split off into 2 States
• 38:02
  Testecleese: like the northern part of California, could snap off and call themselves Jefferson or something, and they could
• 38:07
  Testecleese: hire a Republican governor, you know.
• 38:10
  Testecleese: That's just my opinion, though.
• 38:14
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: So the whole main thing. Remember, we talked about that. Remember.
• 38:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Testecleese: With the Governor. I can't remember her name
• 38:23
  Testecleese: trump has made the Usda pause all the funding to the U. Of M. University of Maine
• 38:29
  Testecleese: over their trend. Gender thing.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: He threatened to do it, she said. I'll see you in court, and he's like, okay, good luck.
• 38:39
  Testecleese: Why are we giving all this money to State universities, though.
• 38:46
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Like seriously, why is?
• 38:50
  Testecleese: And I'll use West Virginia as an example. Again, West Virginia is very, very poor.
• 38:57
  Testecleese: There's a ton of poverty out here. It's kind of insane how much poverty is. And then you have some very, very wealthy people that moved in
• 39:05
  Testecleese: or run big companies.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: Why is California, paying to subsidize West Virginia School.
• 39:13
  Testecleese: It just the whole department of Education thing.
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: I don't think they should be
• 39:19
  Testecleese: I don't think the Federal Government should be involved in any of this stuff, because I've actually read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, plus the other. What 18 amendments on top of that
• 39:28
  Testecleese: 17.
• 39:31
  Testecleese: Alright! Where was that? Oh, yes!
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Oh, Washington athlete! Washington State refuse to play basketball with a Trans. Player.
• 39:44
  Testecleese: and they're talking about bringing up charges of the hate crime on this girl.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: and like I was not playing in a sport. I hate crime.
• 39:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:56
  Testecleese: Like you just decide you didn't want to play basketball all of a sudden. You're gonna you're gonna be facing charges because there was a transgender person on the other team.
• 40:04
  Testecleese: That's crazy. I'm glad I don't live on the West Coast anymore.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: Out in Bremerton.
• 40:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: You probably.
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: Or or in Alameda.
• 40:16
  Testecleese: I'm sorry.
• 40:16
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 40:17
  Testecleese: Oh, gee! Do you need them all.
• 40:18
  Brian McFadden: -
• 40:22
  Testecleese: Alright oh, there you go, and like I said, Newsom is the most prominent Democrat fucking the entire party.
• 40:28
  Testecleese: Excuse me on the trans. Issue playing sports
• 40:31
  Testecleese: which caused the whole controversy with Charlie Kirk when he I had Charlie Kirk on, because, he said, No, you're right, it's not fair. And his whole party turned on him.
• 40:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: So here's the question is, did that
• 40:45
  Testecleese: sink Newsom's career, or did he just cut off the far left Progressives and hoping to get the Democrats behind him.
• 40:51
  Brian McFadden: I think he cut off the far left Progressives to try to get the Democrats behind him.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: You think it's gonna work.
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: Hmm!
• 41:00
  Brian McFadden: I know it's gonna be tough, because
• 41:03
  Brian McFadden: California and New York State have some super liberal people in it, you know.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, I genuinely have no idea what's going on around them.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: just like I keep seeing stuff online
• 41:17
  Testecleese: for people complaining about how you can't get like a oh, cigarettes on food stamp.
• 41:25
  Testecleese: I'm like you're supposed to buy food with that, buddy. You told us you couldn't afford to eat.
• 41:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 41:30
  Testecleese: What are you doing using this money to buy smoke? You know.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: How many times in Virginia did you see a guy standing outside of 7, 11,
• 41:38
  Testecleese: giving someone their food stamp card so the guy would go buy like food with it, and then come out with a case of beer for the guy, or half as much money in cash.
• 41:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: Saw it all the time. When I was working at a 7 11 it was. It pissed me off to.
• 41:52
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 41:52
  Testecleese: You see, these guys show up in like $60,000 cars. They've used food stamp.
• 41:57
  Testecleese: I'm like motherfucker. I rode a skateboard to work, and I don't qualify because I have an actual job, and I don't sell drugs.
• 42:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't qualify because I get a retirement check.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: This next one. Guapo shared.
• 42:13
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Wife. She thought it was. West Virginia turns out it was Connecticut.
• 42:17
  Testecleese: This dude was held captive in a bedroom for 20 years.
• 42:21
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: His stepmother, I guess, hadn't walked in there. He was in there since he's like 13 or something.
• 42:28
  Testecleese: The only way he got out is he
• 42:30
  Testecleese: put the room he was in on fire, knowing he's probably gonna die, but he might be saved.
• 42:38
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:39
  Testecleese: This woman's going to prison forever.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: I I don't know what unlawful incarceration is, or kidnapping just for a crime, a penalty.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: We're holding someone for 20 years.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: and I don't know if you saw the guy. He was completely amazing. He had, you know, he had
• 42:59
  Testecleese: enough food.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: But, dear God, you're like, what's the matter with people in this country or in on the in the world?
• 43:08
  Testecleese: But just like this guy here.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: I don't remember where it was. It was it a pro-life thing, a planned parenthood thing.
• 43:14
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: Guy was off, of course, and Internet took a bit on my computer.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Guy had his head caved in like a 70 something year old Guy had his head caved in
• 43:27
  Testecleese: for protesting outside of planned parenthood.
• 43:31
  Testecleese: What makes you think it's okay? That man said something. I don't agree with that it's okay for me to try to kill them.
• 43:39
  Brian McFadden: It's not okay. I mean.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: And why not people?
• 43:42
  Brian McFadden: Was he? How protesting was he? Was he just praying? Outside? Was he had things? Was he screaming and yelling at people.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: He was far enough away that the law that the goofy law they put in place. So he was protected by that, and he had a sign that said something like, Please don't kill your babies, or something like that.
• 44:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, then, the person needs to be locked up, and the key needs to be thrown away. The person that
• 44:06
  Brian McFadden: did the.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: Yeah,
• 44:09
  Testecleese: shoot. You might be able to find a way to slip a hate crime charge on it because the guy was elderly, you know.
• 44:15
  Testecleese: They find a way to put every every white dude who commits a crime on a hate crime somehow.
• 44:20
  Testecleese: like oh, the guy driving by in his car when you robbed the 7 11 was black. You offended him. This is a hate crime, you know.
• 44:29
  Testecleese: And this other story right? Is this, 15 year old.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: just lost the shit out of nowhere
• 44:37
  Testecleese: nowhere. Attacked this elderly man, walking his dog and beat him to death.
• 44:44
  Brian McFadden: Fucking, insane.
• 44:45
  Testecleese: Right outside his house.
• 44:46
  Brian McFadden: What was wrong. I like your title, that's people are evil. This is.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: Class.
• 44:51
  Brian McFadden: See.
• 44:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, these are truly evil things, aren't they?
• 44:55
  Testecleese: And this 15 year old said something along the lines of like, Oh, I was just frustrated, and he was the closest target.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: That's no excuse.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: 15 years old. I say, we give them
• 45:08
  Testecleese: you know what he's a kid.
• 45:09
  Testecleese: so I'll I'll give them the minor thing. Let's let's put them in prison for 6 years.
• 45:15
  Testecleese: So it comes out at 21. Understand what happens? And he understands what's gonna happen to him. If he goes back in the can because someone will be in his. Can. You know.
• 45:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:26
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you like to kill old people. I like to, you know. Rape young boys sucks to be you, Buddy. You're in a men's prison.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: And oh, my God! This Tiktoker went viral.
• 45:40
  Testecleese: He made videos and put them out there for
• 45:43
  Testecleese: putting her own urine on produce in the supermarket.
• 45:50
  Brian McFadden: We talked about this before, I think.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Henry, I wasn't sure I can't. I can't imagine
• 45:56
  Testecleese: taking home your head of lettuce, and you go to wash it off, and it smells like this, you know.
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, some people don't wash their vegetables either, you know.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: Well, that's a huge mistake. Always assume someone did something disgusting at the supermarket. You know
• 46:10
  Testecleese: you you rent at least rent off your stuff right.
• 46:14
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: Someone might be peeing on your food dude.
• 46:20
  Testecleese: you never know, with these folks people love this crap.
• 46:24
  Brian McFadden: Hey!
• 46:25
  Brian McFadden: Love them!
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Yes, alright! Let's move on to the military here. And this next guy he ran for. Was it a Senate in Western Virginia?
• 46:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he was running. He ran against Kane.
• 46:39
  Testecleese: Yes, and this is the guy with what Korean or something.
• 46:43
  Brian McFadden: I believe. So. Yeah.
• 46:44
  Testecleese: A hung cow.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: I saw some of the videos of his career in the United States Navy.
• 46:51
  Brian McFadden: It's been pretty impressive.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness! This guy's a freaking hero!
• 46:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: And he did this because the United States took him in as an actual refugee when he fled. Korea, North Korea.
• 47:04
  Testecleese: and well, apparently he's renounced the Under Secretary of the.
• 47:08
  Brian McFadden: The navy. Yeah.
• 47:09
  Testecleese: Which I'm not sure exactly what it is.
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: He's. I'm looking at it right now. He's going to in his new position. He's going to advise and assist the Secretary Navy
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: through statutory intelligence, responsibilities, counterintelligence, special operations, irregular warfare, sensitive activities and intelligence activities.
• 47:28
  Testecleese: So it's like the number 2. The advisor underneath the secretary.
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: He'll also serve as the Department of Navy Security Executive Senior Agency Official.
• 47:40
  Brian McFadden: So you know, because, if I remember right, he was a seal.
• 47:45
  Testecleese: He was some kind of something. Yeah.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: you get videos of like him staying in there and like crap blowing up and everything. It's like Whoa.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: he might have been his deal that makes sense.
• 47:58
  Brian McFadden: If that, and then that what he's doing now let's see here
• 48:04
  Brian McFadden: special operations. He was the part of eod and deep sea diving.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Okay. Eod! I knew he was in something like oh, that explains why Crap was blowing up. Then if he's explosive ordinance disposal or.
• 48:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was commissioned. He went to the Naval Academy.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Actually, no, he didn't go. Naval Academy. He was a refugee from Vietnam in 75.
• 48:25
  Testecleese: Sorry Vietnam.
• 48:26
  Brian McFadden: And then he spent some time in West Africa, and then he moved to Virginia. As a child
• 48:32
  Brian McFadden: he graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he did go to Naval Academy, and after that he served with special operations in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't believe Virginia didn't elect this guy.
• 48:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're dealing with Northern Virginia and places like Charlottesville that have
• 48:56
  Brian McFadden: ingrained people, and we've talked about it before. It's super hard for people to beat incumbents they've got. Oh, I've done this for your the state I brought this much money in. I've done this. I've done that, you know. It's just
• 49:11
  Brian McFadden: it's hard.
• 49:12
  Testecleese: Like you, said Northern Virginia, Loudoun County.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: It's ridiculous how much money! It's the wealthiest county in the the nation. Now
• 49:20
  Testecleese: it's Northern Virginia right near DC.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: And the funny thing is, they don't have the Dei hiring in the hospitals or the doctors, these guys. They're so if they walk in and say, Hey, I heard this drug might help me, and the doctor says, Well, it'll cost you 700 bucks for the visit, and I'll write the script.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: and I don't know if you recall the Loudoun County was where that girl got butt raped in the bathroom by the boy in a skirt.
• 49:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
• 49:47
  Brian McFadden: Talked about that for years on the show.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Matt Walsh made a big deal about it, and actually legally got a residence in Loud County so we could be on the the Pta Board.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: asking, What is a woman? And I loved it because everyone was like this young person identifies as a girl, and therefore can use the girl's bathroom, and that dude was like, no, no, I just like to wear a skirt sometimes. I'm not a girl that doesn't help our argument.
• 50:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: All right, and this is something we talked about for a while, but kind of dropped off because there's an ongoing problem. And Biden did nothing.
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: No, he didn't care.
• 50:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. The houthis that were targeting the merchant vessels. Yeah. Well, American vessels, too, but merchant vessels in general to try to stop goods from getting to Israel.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: Trump has launched strikes, and he's going to destroy them, and whether in Yemen I think.
• 50:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, most of them are based out of Yemen. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Testecleese: I'm gonna be a hundred percent honest. I couldn't find Yemen on that if I tried.
• 50:52
  Brian McFadden: It's where the call was bombed.
• 50:55
  Testecleese: Oh, W. Okay, here's a bit of advice for anyone outside of the United States.
• 51:03
  Brian McFadden: Don't fuck with President! Trump.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: Not just that. Don't fuck with America's boats. Dude
• 51:09
  Testecleese: what the Lusitania was, what got us into World War one right.
• 51:14
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 51:15
  Testecleese: The the pirates there. The
• 51:18
  Testecleese: the Barbary pirates are the reason why we formed the United States Navy, and we just destroyed entire
• 51:24
  Testecleese: islands of these guys you bombed Pearl Harbor with all of our boats, and we went nuked. Japan
• 51:32
  Testecleese: don't fuck with America's boats dude.
• 51:35
  Testecleese: And then, yeah, these guys want to text them just even merchant vessels, and probably like no, no, no, not gonna happen you guys are done.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 51:43
  Brian McFadden: As.
• 51:43
  Testecleese: This will be. This will be exciting to see where this goes.
• 51:47
  Testecleese: Wow, okay, and what the fuck is. A Kc 46 tanker.
• 51:54
  Brian McFadden: They are. They're the refuelers.
• 51:57
  Testecleese: The other way, the big giant ones that like refuels the Air Force aircraft.
• 52:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Same flight.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: Okay? Well, they've been suspended from use after they found cracks in several of these things.
• 52:09
  Brian McFadden: Guess who manufactured them.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: I'm going to say, Boeing.
• 52:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 52:13
  Testecleese: Of course, at least we found it before the jet fuel poured out all over some community or something right.
• 52:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:21
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: hey! That's the thing, though, is at that height. It would. It would vaporize and then rain down slowly in the water.
• 52:28
  Brian McFadden: You might want to sell, you might want to short Boeing.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: If I had bowling I would dump it.
• 52:35
  Testecleese: I never bought any Boeing, I don't think.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: Tell you what the Us. Deal and rumble are doing amazing for me right now.
• 52:44
  Testecleese: Bitcoin just took a bit of a dip.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: but I'm still up from when I bought it right.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: Stock market overall is down right now, but it's all gonna bounce back.
• 52:53
  Testecleese: Exactly time to buy dude.
• 52:56
  Testecleese: And here's a piece of advice that you can consider, but never, never! Just take my advice.
• 53:03
  Testecleese: Verizon every 10 to 15 years gets split into 4 different companies.
• 53:08
  Testecleese: and then they slowly build back up and buy all those companies again.
• 53:13
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like it.
• 53:14
  Brian McFadden: It sounds like ma bell.
• 53:18
  Testecleese: Not T-mobile bell, Atlantic, and a couple others
• 53:24
  Testecleese: are what create are created, created every single time Verizon gets split.
• 53:29
  Testecleese: and then, you know they buy them back. So when Verizon those companies don't exist and Verizon is baked.
• 53:33
  Testecleese: sell your Verizon stock, wait for them to get split up.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: probably from a Democrat in office, though, when the Democrats are in charge and then buy it back
• 53:43
  Testecleese: when they're a quarter the size they were, because they're gonna get huge again, because people like Verizon.
• 53:49
  Brian McFadden: I've got Verizon I got. I don't have verizon wireless, but I got Verizon bios Internet. And with that comes my cable service. It's all bundled in, you know.
• 54:00
  Brian McFadden: and I got gigabyte Internet. And it's not. It's not super cheap, but it's reasonably priced, and it always works for me. Unlike Cox cable in the area.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I need to figure out how to run it, pop a cable out this thing that's gonna solve all my problems. The line component.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I well, last, when I upgraded my Internet the last time I made a move the router into my office. So I'm literally I can sit here at my laptop, and I see the router. I'm actually hardwired into the router.
• 54:31
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, what's right?
• 54:32
  Brian McFadden: I still have my Wi-fi turned on, because every once in a while the the Internet card stops working, but I still have a connection, but I always check it right before we start to show to make sure that I'm hardwired in so.
• 54:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is what's gets me about the I don't get the Wi-fi signal always so great downstairs. But upstairs I do. And the phone works fine.
• 54:55
  Testecleese: If anything, it should be better down here because this, the roof on this thing is metal. It's like a Faraday.
• 54:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: The signal should be bouncing off and coming back down through the house right.
• 55:04
  Brian McFadden: Do you think? Yeah.
• 55:06
  Testecleese: I don't know. Do I wet in my floors.
• 55:08
  Brian McFadden: Can you put in a a Wi-fi extender.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: I have not. I was considering that. But, like I said, I have a plug on my wall with like a Dsa outline.
• 55:19
  Testecleese: The old school like Big Giant Phone Jack.
• 55:23
  Testecleese: That runs up somewhere to where the Internet used to connect to the hub.
• 55:27
  Testecleese: So if I could find that I can run a cable from my router.
• 55:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, through that.
• 55:32
  Testecleese: That wall, that.
• 55:32
  Brian McFadden: And then plug into that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: And have a hard, and I'm like I need to. I don't know why I can't find the other side of this damn thing, though it's driving me nuts dude.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 55:45
  Testecleese: Alright! Anyway, back on topic here some soldiers are getting just got busted, and they're being charged in a scheme. Sona.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: Secret Military Information to China.
• 55:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:59
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 56:01
  Testecleese: You know as well as I what happens to enlisted folks that do stuff.
• 56:06
  Brian McFadden: No, they they get burned at the cross.
• 56:08
  Testecleese: They may.
• 56:09
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 56:09
  Testecleese: Be executed.
• 56:10
  Brian McFadden: These were both. There they were. It was 2 active duty soldiers, one former. They were wrestling Oregon.
• 56:18
  Brian McFadden: Here, let me tell you their names, Ting Lang were stationed at Joint Base, Lewis Mccord and former soldier. Royal Don. Interesting names.
• 56:33
  Testecleese: All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna give you that one. But the same time we were just talking about how is is an American hero?
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: He is American hero. He's the latest undersecretary of the Navy.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: Well, let's just 1st of all, let's laugh once again at the guy's name.
• 56:50
  Brian McFadden: Hung cow.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: Hong Kong like. Don't you wish your name was hung.
• 56:56
  Brian McFadden: Maybe not my name, but.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: I'm my name is hung.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: That's that's right, ladies.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: I was born out. Holy crap! He's hung.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: and the doctor wrote the name down. I don't know what to tell you.
• 57:16
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 57:18
  Testecleese: Which is funny. Actually, my original birth certificate, says, October 30. Second on it.
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: 9.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: Apparently. Yeah. Apparently the doctor had just worked like 27 h straight, and just.
• 57:29
  Brian McFadden: I thought that was that'd be even better than being a leader. Baby.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: That's what I said.
• 57:34
  Brian McFadden: I wish I had you.
• 57:36
  Testecleese: Original. That'd be awesome to have
• 57:40
  Testecleese: good luck joining the navy with that one.
• 57:43
  Brian McFadden: I know.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: How old are you? Technically, I haven't had a birthday.
• 57:48
  Brian McFadden: You're not eligible.
• 57:51
  Testecleese: That one. It was when I was born.
• 57:54
  Brian McFadden: Maybe the recruiters wouldn't even notice, though.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: Did you see the shit about the Koreans?
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:04
  Brian McFadden: Public execution.
• 58:05
  Testecleese: As soon as I read this thing, the 1st thing I thought
• 58:09
  Testecleese: was they were captured by Ukraine and released. That was the 1st thing, I thought, but it turns out they tried to flee North Korea.
• 58:18
  Testecleese: but it's ridiculous. They tied him to stakes.
• 58:22
  Testecleese: And unloaded automatic weapons into these guys and end of each with 90 rounds in a public execution.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Nope, how
• 58:34
  Testecleese: I'm sorry we've been involved in so many things on this planet trying to unplug what's wrong with this world? And look at what we did in Afghanistan. Why are we letting this happen in North Korea? Are we that worried about China and Russia getting involved.
• 58:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 58:48
  Testecleese: China's cool with this guy who's executing people for trying to flee.
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: You wouldn't think so, but I mean China and North Korea are cozy, cozy, so.
• 58:58
  Testecleese: Man. They can't be that close, aren't
• 59:00
  Testecleese: we found out Canada was doing that thing to people that tried to lead to the States. We we'd have our military in Canada so fast.
• 59:08
  Brian McFadden: That's when they become the 51st date.
• 59:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, that would be a problem. I think if they vote too liberal.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: I think we'd have to.
• 59:17
  Brian McFadden: You'd have to divide it out. You couldn't be just one state and have to be divided up.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: Just take the provinces they already have.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: and I love that trump was like, I love this national anthem. Oh, Canada.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: be for your State named Canada.
• 59:37
  Testecleese: I thought it was great, and I'm starting to think Trump is serious about annexing Canada. It was not just a joke to like fuck with the Dems.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: I think it's just a dope to fuck with him. I think he's more serious about Greenland, though.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: You could.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Well, the Greenland folks just had a a vote. Did you see that.
• 59:53
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 59:54
  Testecleese: Oh, overwhelming they were. Gonna join the United States like, well, we'd have the United States protect us for right there. No one even.
• 1:00:00
  Brian McFadden: That and what he wants it for that. See rights, you know the
• 1:00:04
  Brian McFadden: the protect. The sea lanes between us and Europe, too. Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: Exactly. Just load it up with our navy bases and air bases right.
• 1:00:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we've got a couple of bases there, and he's already threatened to put more troops there. So.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: I'd love to visit Greenland. Someday
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: Brian takes off, as we're getting ready to tie up alright, so I guess I'll keep talking when Brian drains the lizard one more time.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: Oh, this next one I shared it. We were gonna talk about last week.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: but we never got to it.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: But Ben Shapiro, on one of his daily wire things appealed to trump, to pardon Derek Chauvin.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: Anyone forgot he was the guy who was convicted of
• 1:00:50
  Testecleese: negligent homicide, I believe, of George Floyd.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: What the
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: I didn't think he should have been convicted in the 1st place, based on what I saw, and
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: the fact that it was literally his training to do exactly what he did.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: But the people rioted so much, and I hate to say, sacrifice this one guy.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: but that might be the safest way to handle this.
• 1:01:14
  Testecleese: Where do you stand, Brian? Do you think you think if trump pardoned Derek Chauvin, we'd see more riots.
• 1:01:22
  Brian McFadden: What did Derek Chauvin do again? I don't remember.
• 1:01:25
  Testecleese: George Floyd.
• 1:01:27
  Brian McFadden: Probably yes, most definitely, but the riots will be handled differently
• 1:01:32
  Brian McFadden: under a Republican, as in Donald Trump, as they were under.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: They were under trump last time, too.
• 1:01:41
  Brian McFadden: I think he, I think in hindsight he would still handle him differently.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: I agrees 20. My brother-in-law was in town. He wept Thursday morning.
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: and he specifically says, like, I don't know what to think about. Trump's like
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: Blitz Creek. Get everything done so quick.
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: He's like, I I know why they're doing. Yeah. The them don't have a chance to react and complain about this before the next thing comes out.
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: They're 7 weeks behind Trump, and he's only 7 weeks in the office.
• 1:02:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Oh, and Blackrock bought both sports in the Panama Canal.
• 1:02:18
  Brian McFadden: They're trying. They're trying.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought they did my mistake.
• 1:02:22
  Brian McFadden: They have announced the purchase, but I don't think the purchases went through yet.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a possibility.
• 1:02:30
  Brian McFadden: Cause. You know, things like that don't happen overnight, you know.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. And as I mentioned.
• 1:02:37
  Brian McFadden: This is something that Trump was bitching about because a Chinese company owned both the ports
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: outside on either side of the Panama Canal, and he's like.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Charge us through the nose to use it.
• 1:02:49
  Brian McFadden: This is the exact reason why I want the canal back. You know.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's crazy. We built the thing. And we we charge people to go through it until.
• 1:02:59
  Brian McFadden: We're the ones that use it the most.
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And then we gave it to Panama. Panama's like I went and sell pots into China like what the hell dude?
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: As I mentioned earlier, I think you were in the bathroom. I was brought up rumble again.
• 1:03:15
  Testecleese: You know, Steven Crowder.
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: Tim Pool, Russell Brand and a handful of others have left Youtube and are only doing rumble now.
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's good because you don't have as much censorship like, literally none.
• 1:03:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: Besides calling for crimes. But
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: it's convenient to go to one place to get all my stuff, you know.
• 1:03:38
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Well, you know I don't do pretty much any Youtube. So.
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: No, I get it. I use it a lot for videos and stuff I've never done before. But I'll put on a podcast put it on the background. And then, you know, something crazy happens like a rewind and watch the guys reaction or something. You know.
• 1:03:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Alright!
• 1:03:56
  Testecleese: And trump came out with this over a week ago, he said. He's gonna pardon. Pete rose.
• 1:04:01
  Brian McFadden: Yes, post.
• 1:04:03
  Brian McFadden: This is the person that was had a lifetime ban put in place
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: for gambling on baseball, not his own team, but.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: Like that.
• 1:04:14
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 1:04:15
  Testecleese: Never bet against his own team.
• 1:04:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: But
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: he never saw a Federal crime, so that I don't think it's not against law gamble. So how is this like an honorary pardon?
• 1:04:26
  Brian McFadden: I think so, I mean, probably, but I mean it. He's trying to get him into the Hall of Fame, which he should be in the Hall of Fame, you know.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: He should be. He had one of the greatest batting averages of all time. He was a true, great.
• 1:04:38
  Brian McFadden: He died last year at 83.
• 1:04:40
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: You know, and I think he more than served his time with a punishment from the Mlb. So
• 1:04:49
  Brian McFadden: if the Mlb. Really wants to
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: do something, I mean. I think they should, you know, lift the ban themselves and put them, you know. Put them up for voting in the Hall of fame and see what happens.
• 1:05:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, they should have done this before he died.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: you know. If if ifs and buts were handy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas right.
• 1:05:11
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: This. Remember that Tiktoker, a while ago was crying about her 1st 9 to 5 job.
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. She got laid off.
• 1:05:23
  Brian McFadden: She better get some more tick tock viewers.
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: They were like. Wait a minute. Are you doing? Is bitching about, Commodore. I can. I have to drive 20 min to work and then work 8 h, 20. I only get.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: There's nothing.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: I know he's like.
• 1:05:40
  Brian McFadden: Brewing a lot longer than that before.
• 1:05:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, to go to work the drive from Hampton, Virginia, to Norfolk through that tunnel.
• 1:05:50
  Brian McFadden: Sometimes it can be really long.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: That's why I drove in the middle even earlier, at like 5 in the morning to beat the rush, because.
• 1:05:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, I went at 5 in the morning, so I get breakfast on the ship.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: Oh, yes, we had a quarters at 5, 45.
• 1:06:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, our quarters were at 7, so if I got there, if I was walking across the brow at 6, like, you know, got a decent breakfast.
• 1:06:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:15
  Brian McFadden: Aisle, you know, and then, you know, and went to the corner.
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: I would cross the quarter deck. I would go
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: eat something real quick in the galley, and then I'll run over. Hop in the shower real quick.
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: and then, you know, I'm in ranks.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: Meanwhile the guy who lives on the ship and the birth the birthing was right next to our shop
• 1:06:36
  Testecleese: like
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: out of the back door of the shop there was a ladder well, and then the door on the other side
• 1:06:43
  Testecleese: was our birthing. This dude was late every day.
• 1:06:47
  Brian McFadden: That means he was out drinking too late every night.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: but like I like, I said I was going through the tunnel, and if I didn't leave at 5 in the morning.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: If I left at 5 in the morning it would take me about 2530 min to get on base, but if I left at 5, 30.
• 1:07:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:04
  Testecleese: I I would be late for porters, or I.
• 1:07:07
  Brian McFadden: And you wouldn't get breakfast.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, because you wait 30 min in the tunnel.
• 1:07:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: Just to get through the tunnel, because for some reason the the lanes are just as wide in the tunnel as they are outside
• 1:07:17
  Testecleese: some reasonable slams the break going into the tunnel.
• 1:07:22
  Testecleese: You know exactly what.
• 1:07:23
  Brian McFadden: And I love. I love how everybody has a slam on their brakes going into the tunnel. I'm like you've driven through this tunnel for decades.
• 1:07:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: It's the signs clearly. Say, maintain speed. You don't have to slow down to go underwater.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: It drives me nuts. Oh, and I remember once
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: what bless her heart! The wife back in the day said something like, Well, don't let Chips go over it. I'm like, yeah, that's why it's there. Like, if an aircraft carrier goes over, how much more weight is on it. I was like literally none.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: No, because this aircraft carrier, displacing the water elsewhere, you know, it doesn't add more weight to the tunnel.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: You put one aircraft carrier in the water, and it displaces the water for 1 10 billionth of an inch worldwide. The ocean rises that much. You know what I mean.
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: and that's it. It floats. It doesn't put weight underneath it. It's not crushing stuff under it.
• 1:08:16
  Testecleese: which is funny. My brother-in-law said. I don't know how many people in the carrier
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: I was like well, at ease. About 5,000. He's like what the fuck.
• 1:08:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's a small city.
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, cause he saw a video of like 20 jets on the air on the flight deck.
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: and then he's then he saw the aircraft elevator come up with more jets, he's like, Oh, my God! What what is? What's going on there.
• 1:08:40
  Brian McFadden: Light ops.
• 1:08:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, man, I'm solo.
• 1:08:44
  Testecleese: I hated living on that carrier dude. It was so loud.
• 1:08:50
  Brian McFadden: Was down below the flight deck, so.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: Mine was, too. I was on the second. Oh, oh, you were like below decks, or like.
• 1:08:57
  Brian McFadden: We're below the main deck.
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. I was on the second deck.
• 1:09:02
  Brian McFadden: We were on the 3rd day.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: Right next to our shop, you know.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: But our pipe shop was up in the hanger bag all the way forward.
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:09:14
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: And that the whole! You know as well as I that whole ship
• 1:09:19
  Testecleese: vibrates when a jet takes off.
• 1:09:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: Boom with that thing launching them. It's nuts.
• 1:09:27
  Testecleese: Alright anything in these the rest of these leftovers you're interested in
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: talking about. Maybe AI Adam Sandler.
• 1:09:41
  Brian McFadden: I didn't actually see this article before.
• 1:09:45
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: Let me see.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: Adam Sandler was on at the Oscars, and Con O'brien made a joke about how he's dressed like a like. He's fresh off the boat like he's a bum wearing like shorts, and a hoodie.
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: And Adam Sandler was like, Well, fuck, you guys, he just rolled out.
• 1:10:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, that sounds about right. Adam Sandler's got happy. Gum war 2 coming out on Netflix here later on this year. I'm.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: No way.
• 1:10:07
  Brian McFadden: That. Yes, yes, Netflix got him. You know he has this big deal with Netflix. He's been producing shows for him for years. Now, you know.
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: And they're going to do a they've agreed to do a happy goo more 2. It's all filmed, you know. It's in editing now. It's coming out.
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: Happy. Gilmore was the one who's a golfer right.
• 1:10:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Yep.
• 1:10:26
  Testecleese: Oh, man!
• 1:10:27
  Brian McFadden: It was probably one of the 1st ones that got a lot of traction and like. Got his name out there, you know.
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: Billy Madison.
• 1:10:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Testecleese: I will have a.
• 1:10:37
  Brian McFadden: What I love about Adam Sandler is. He basically created his own family.
• 1:10:43
  Brian McFadden: The people that start doing people that start doing those shows with them in the beginning.
• 1:10:49
  Testecleese: They're still doing.
• 1:10:49
  Brian McFadden: 90% of them are still doing the show with them.
• 1:10:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. You still get Steve Buscemi in his movies.
• 1:10:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, I don't know if Drew Barrymore is doing many more now, but.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: They did a bunch together.
• 1:11:01
  Brian McFadden: Good actually, ton.
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: They just did one, I say, just like 3 or 4 years ago, when they were
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: no, never mind, I was thinking, Jennifer Aniston, what? Just go with it.
• 1:11:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was decent. That was decent. Movie.
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: Are you kidding me? He brought a swimsuit model as his date on vacation.
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: and she comes out of the water like damn, and you know what I mean by swim supermodel like this super curvy big bust, big butt, you know.
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: But then Jennifer Anderson's on like a rock clip, getting ready to dive in the water in a bathing suit. I was like, she's like 55 years old, and she's a freaking goddess like, you know.
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: But have you seen bedtime stories.
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Adam Sandler's his wife. His real wife
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: is in it. Obviously she's in a bunch, but he like reads his bedtime stories to kids. And when the kids like get involved in the story, it turns true.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: The next day.
• 1:11:58
  Testecleese: Very funny.
• 1:11:59
  Brian McFadden: What's what's that on.
• 1:12:01
  Testecleese: I wouldn't know. Honestly.
• 1:12:03
  Brian McFadden: I'll have to look it up. I'll look it up.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Stories, and there was another one when when he did the Dracula movies, the animated ones for Halloween.
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: There's a couple of those on Netflix. We get the girl the girls who watch. They love it. The wife loves them too.
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: Wife sent me some kind of link.
• 1:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Bedtime stories. Oh, yeah, it's his 1st appearance in a family film.
• 1:12:28
  Testecleese: Yes, kids are Internet.
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: It's a Disney movie. So it's probably on Disney, plus.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: It could well be. Do not have Disney, plus.
• 1:12:35
  Brian McFadden: I do not. I do. Yeah, I just don't watch a lot on there, because I don't get too much about it. But one or 2 just showed up on Disney plus. So I'm probably gonna have to watch that.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: What's it?
• 1:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Moana, 2.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I watched that when my brother-in-law and his kids were in town they watched it with my daughter twice.
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: Moana becomes a demigod.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: Oh, nice! Let's compete with
• 1:12:58
  Brian McFadden: The rock.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Yes, it's
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: I enjoy both the ones. Honestly, I like theronto. He's like Adam Sandler. He's just genuinely fun, you know.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: And are we supposed to call him the Rock? Or is he Dwayne Johnson now.
• 1:13:13
  Brian McFadden: I think he still wants to be the rock.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: Okay. Cause for a while he was Dwayne the rock. Johnson, remember?
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: Anything else in here? Give a crap about Joe Biden, probably faking his everything he signed.
• 1:13:30
  Brian McFadden: I do care about that. That's bullshit.
• 1:13:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Isn't that what it's all about? Undoing? Like all.
• 1:13:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, all his pardons, all his preemptive pardons and everything. Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean, everybody has an auto pen.
• 1:13:42
  Brian McFadden: But there are some things that can be used with the auto pen and make them the legal documents.
• 1:13:48
  Brian McFadden: Partners ain't 1 of them laws ain't 1 of them, you know.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: When they made a big deal of pointing out that when he did his thing on Twitter about dropping out of the race, it was definitely a different signature than his auto pen, too.
• 1:14:03
  Testecleese: So it's like.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: which did he actually drop out? And he didn't do any of the stuff. He said he did, or
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: did someone else drop out for him?
• 1:14:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: Something strange happened to you. So alright.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: alright! Well, I'm gonna go ahead and try to make this thing work. We'll see if it works. I don't know. Maybe you can hear this thing. This one has been louder, typically, right? I gotta unmute
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: you. Hear that, all right.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: Oh, trying to play, the closing music. Brian.
• 1:14:35
  Brian McFadden: No, not really. Yeah. I mean.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: I don't.
• 1:14:37
  Brian McFadden: I could have played it, but I didn't have it rounded up myself, either, so.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: How was that?
• 1:14:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: I thought maybe it was my my headphones that you were hearing me through.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: But alright, Ryan, that's our show. That's our time. Hopefully. Next week. I have my Internet unplugged.
• 1:14:58
  Brian McFadden: Hopefully.
• 1:15:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know what the problem was. And now now I'm sitting at
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: the circle and one wavy line over my Internet connection on my laptop, so I don't.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: That's not very good.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: No, I'm not do something about this.
• 1:15:12
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, let's go ahead and cut it and figure out what we're gonna call this sucker.