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Gossip Girl: The Ex-Files · Your One And Only Source

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello and welcome back to your one and only source, we're your hosts.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: My name is Caroline and today we are recapping season two episode four of gossip girl called
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  [SPEAKER_00]: the x files.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The x files.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're getting like pretty pretty close to real movie titles here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Next thing is not very good though.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't remember what it is, but it was like, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like not rolling off the tongue.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, while I have you here, occasionally I do remember to do announcements in housekeeping in the beginning of the episodes, so this is what this is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to let you know that we are going to be switching things up a little bit for the summer, so obviously the gossip girl recaps will continue.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll be talking about Southern Hospitality reunion.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Rhode Island is about to wrap up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now we can get into the episode.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So happy first day of senior year.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And the big question
• 2:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: is Queen A is going to come back to take her throne.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: We tell you, I'm like, hey, us, stay put.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, hey, put, but she really is giving to read this episode.
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And by that, I mean, she ordered a Belvedere, right?
• 2:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've got the same thing in speaking of Doree.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you see her, was she posted about her book?
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but she posted.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: She really did the clip of Erica being like saying the thing about.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Doree is in a right-or-one book.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: and it flips to jury signing the book, closing it and hoarding it up.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like it's ready for pre-order, get it girl, get it girl.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am like, I got it, she's a villain, but like, but is she, I actually don't even think she is.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know or a villain than anybody else on that show.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree with that 100%.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her PR package along with the book.
• 3:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sends Bella Dyer.
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sends lemons.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sends two short glasses and like whatever so you can make her drink.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that's all epic.
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved it.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's the first day of senior year and we're having breakfast at the Vanderwood Sins and Serena, like I'm so shocked by this sudden interest she has and her mother's relationship and Honeymoon, she could not be happier for Mrs. Bass.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wants to talk about everything, the long walks on the beach, everything else.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't spare any details, Mom doesn't make any details.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we find out that the truth is, she just wants to see up school.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wants to play freaking hooky because she doesn't want to see lonely boy.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't want to see her ex, her ex, her ex, as a man of a two love it's eye.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck spills the beans.
• 3:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because he's like, good morning, Mrs. Bass.
• 3:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because Bart is still embaging on business.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's just just a squirrels and Chuck.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serenia is in there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what's freaking good for you, Chuck?
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: He will not say mom, you will not say mom.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You will not say mom or I will kill you.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck goes de-caf, Serena.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Chuck is like, yeah, they broke up, but he tells Serena, hey, this is a good thing.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why you're upset about this.
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Humphrey was holding you back and he says to her, you're a born queen.
• 4:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is your year to rule.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I have to agree, you know, because I don't think Claire's gonna like this out of that.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I do think Chuck's right.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because Dan, this episode,
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I actually don't remember when I watched this for the first time because I only watched the whole thing one time.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't like rewatched it before.
• 4:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember how I felt about Dan.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know I didn't like, I feel attached to him in a sort of way, but like, he makes me.
• 4:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: physically sick.
• 4:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, so many things he did pissed me off so much.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it funny how like now we're into season two with these people, of these people, the gossip broadcast.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it is funny because I can tell that Phoebe and I were starting to like feel protective over certain characters.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're starting to like a similar way to like where we start, I mean you and turn pretty little layers feeling that way, but it's like amazing how much breaking down
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So connected to them and attached to them and like love them in a different way.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's I think how I feel about I mean, that's how I feel that my girl Blair, but it also works the other way.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like I can develop such a deep disdain for these characters and that's mainly Dan and Vanessa.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan really is
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: he's driving me nuts.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's driving me nuts.
• 5:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Chuck's like Eric grabbed the O. J.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're champagne in the limo and he gets up and leaves and Eric goes.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Lily is like, oh my god.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I didn't even know you and Dan were back together or let alone broke it up.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And are you okay?
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Sreen is like, no, but I hope I will be just going to be like really hard to see him every day.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then across the work and bridge, in the home free loft, we are having
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's that that's so great is it is it roof is is breakfast or the Brooklyn water Beats me.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do love the way that in Roni.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: They talk about Brooklyn the same way that everybody in this show talks What is the one husband's like I'll go anywhere.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not Brooklyn or whatever.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so funny So Dan is talking to roof is about going to school is nervous because he's ran Serena, but he's like it should be fine like we didn't have a ugly breakup.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't hate each other
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus is like, I think you should just both be honest with where you're both at, and the deflection with sarcasm thing, you might want to put them in the back burner.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey Dan, maybe you should take Rufus advice for once in your life.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is like the second time he says, I mean, do you that would be really helpful for you to like take that moment where like mommy is to be like, look, if I don't tell you who will.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm your mom.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like if I don't tell you at this like one time I was going to babysit and I had just gotten this new glitter eyeliner from Urban Decay that I was really excited about.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: They honestly might still sell it glitter eyeliner and I had seen a girl at
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: theater put like a tiny little line of this silver sparkle underneath her eye and I thought it looked so cool.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I did it and I come downstairs and mom's like take that off before you go baby said you're going to walk in there going to be like what it looks at your crying like this girl is like you're going to babysit you're not going out like it was this whole thing and I was like you're insane you're evil for saying this to me and she's like if I don't tell you who will and like she's right it's so annoying but like yeah like most of the time she was
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's what Rufus continues to try to do for Dan and Dan is just completely unresceptive to it.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Jenny comes out and is also anxious to go back to school because we'll really click right before Jenny comes out, Dan's like, I heard your friends sneak out this morning.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Roof has had a bitch stay in over a bitch named Claire and when Dan said I thought he said Blair, could you imagine what a plot twist that would be, but he has someone coming out and then Jenny comes out and he's like we have to fucking keep this hush hush and then
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't want to go to school because of Blair, and all of the girls, and Dan is like, which is funny, but Dan says glad he's not a girl.
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, you don't know the half of it, Dan.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny has a great little, like just so you guys get the lay of the land here.
• 8:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes the first day of school's draft day.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair and her merry band of psychos are going to be on a tear.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: They categorize girls into two groups, projects and victims.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Girls who have the potential to become many Blair rights or projects and girls who have the potential to threaten social order become victims.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was a project last year and we all know how that turned out.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, yeah, we do.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We do know how that turned out, Jenny.
• 8:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is, I love that, like, when Jenny sang this, like, I mean, I've seen the episode, but I was like, am I mine?
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, yeah, but it's not, you know, it's like literally that.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Blair has people lining the fuck up and she's starring on everyone in front of them.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot of C.A.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: for every new girl.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so we go to school and Blair and all the minions are going through every single girl.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says the project pile shrinks in the victim pile grows every year.
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I mean, it's an exclusive club.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's the thing is they're looking at their looking at your grades.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're looking at charity work.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're looking at family connections.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're looking at where you're summer.
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this one girl has like at like she's checking every box and then Blair asks where she's summer.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says the outerondax and Blair is literally disgusted.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's she might as well say that's all like you can walk away now.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and then Chuck has like, he has his own dossier and Eric is like, oh, are you trying to like use this to get dates or whatever?
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't really know what's going on here, but Chuck eventually brings it over to Blair and says it's a transfer student that she needs to add to her pile.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's going to be Vanderpump's very, um, morally who is in that pile.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's a terrible actress?
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: terrible actress.
• 10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just want to take us back to like her couple episodes of Vanderpomb.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, it's first of all, her voice like on this show, you don't really get the full scope of what her voice is like to hear.
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Voice is grading.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's super high pitch.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like again, you can hear a little bit of it in this show.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if you really want to get a taste for what this girl is like, you've got to watch.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like what season one.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like maybe too, because he's still a Stasi for most of season one, I feel like.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's, I think, yeah, they're like, he's like on a break with Stasi when he gets with her.
• 10:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he wanted to show short.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think it is.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be training with him too.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's ever covering meth addict, I believe, and he's also trying to be sober, and they like go to meetings together and stuff, but she's trying to be an actress, and she's like, I'm going to like make it big.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And eventually, she has to go to a Lisa Vanderbib, and be like, I got this tiny role on
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: meet the millers were the millers that Jennifer Aniston movie in Emma Roberts she I guess is in that for like one line But whoa then she went on to do big things like this so there you go Here we are and so then
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're going to talk and Blair are talking and she is in firm she's affirming again that reaffirming that she and Marcus are just fine.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're doing just great shock.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're actually happy and so then she goes to me.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena.
• 11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and Serena's like walking through the halls.
• 11:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sees Dan, he's sitting at a table in the courtyard.
• 11:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like awkwardly walking away.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's has a moment like Vanessa last episode.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm so not the whiny, do I call him girl?
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's like, who am I?
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, okay, snap out of it, ass.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what are you doing?
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who are you?
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if you don't have the queen ass?
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, the queen ass of the Upper East Side?
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to go back to when Blair found the one girl who was going to move on in the process and then look on her face.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, the girl that gets to move on because her brother goes to Dalton and they'll have access to the boys across team, which Penelope music to Penelope's ears.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Penelope's comes from Toy Crazy, sex craze dog and hate.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is obsessed with the lacrosse boys from Dalton, all she wants is a lacrosse boyfriend.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter if it's Nate, it doesn't matter if it's Ash or whoever, they just want to end there and this girl is going to get them that.
• 12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she is, she's officially a project.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to Brooklyn and Nate, like Nate, I'm pretty sure you have school at this time, but okay.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate is like chasing after Vanessa on the street who is not talking to him and he's super confused as to why.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Vanessa, you don't have to be like a nasty bitch to him though.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you can just say, hey, this is not interested.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like you can, like, it's just so weird.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I just don't get it.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like did I do something and like, why don't?
• 12:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we even just like be friends?
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, well, we weren't ever friends.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, okay, hey, then like, it's just so weird to him.
• 13:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, Vanessa, you can be a little bit nicer to good guy Nate.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's just too hard.
• 13:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so whipped for him, you know, and so then we go back to school.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan and Jenny are hanging out hoping to see Serena.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like it's not a keeper either of you who need a chill out.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so sick in the head.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I know he didn't.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know he wanted her to be obsessed with him so badly.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he really this I like I didn't take her earlier.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: This episode he was really there were parts in them were really giving bear.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, from you, I thought the same thing.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really did.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So as Jenny and Dan, they're like at her locker, talking about Serena, whatever, how did the day's going to go?
• 13:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair's minions walk by, and they completely ignored Jenny.
• 13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I literally like, Jenny's like offended at first, and my first thought was like, Jenny, this is the best case scenario.
• 13:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, compared to the words right out of your mouth, she does.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, well, I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but yes, you should be so happy that they seem to have forgotten you exist.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: They haven't, but if it seems that way, you should feel good about that.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then, bulldozer Dan is walking through the halls and he pushes this girl to the ground and all her books go everywhere.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's lorally, that's lorally.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her name is Amanda.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Her name is Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy,
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: come down breakups are easy.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the part like seeing them as somebody else.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what's actually hard.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's no way that loser Dan who smells like Brooklyn waters, and we're going to find someone this quickly.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally, she's like whoever dates first is going to win and you're going to win by default because who the fuck would date loser Dan?
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And while they're having this conversation,
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan sees that Amanda is reading the new Harris novel and Harris is the guy that he interned for over the summer and I'm like, I wouldn't really be like touting that around Dan.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It didn't end so well for you.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: The way that he says that she's like, oh, do you read him?
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: He in Dan goes more like, God, him two Irish coffees in the morning and every more I entered.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could say no, I think you're too about Harris.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Blair is like, okay, I'm on the case.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She starts going over Amanda's file.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, and Ellie, you can clock the right away.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nelly, you can go, this file is sketchy.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just transferred in, this is sketchy.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we should have listened to Nelly, you key.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: things we'd gather from her file, her father's with the UN.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's well-traveled.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She won the short fiction award at her last school.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And as Blair's going through all these things to Rina's getting more and more upset, mostly at the short fiction thing.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a great.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never written a fiction story in my life.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can only tell the truth.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: The best fiction story I wrote was when I told Janet Dan I cheated on him.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We also have that one caught and you need to take a fiction class.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena was going to take a fiction class just getting.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Blair's like listen, Serena, this girl is just Dan with boobs and like whatever.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's like, stop making a big deal out of it.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mean anything.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she leaves.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then before the scenes over, Blair hands the file back to Nellie and goes, call her a person of interest.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair really is Ray from uptown girls all grown up.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She really is she's so fucking funny.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they said she's an adult in a, in a, in a, in a, yeah, exactly.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it is like, it's one of the reasons I got so pissed up and asked them like, yeah, let her handle it, dude.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, how about you just trust Blair?
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: because it really tells me something's being handled than I believe.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I believe it.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I believe her and then I and frankly I don't really even want to know what he tells.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to know.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He tells you know what better you than me.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You handle it.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to be involved.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get me out of the game.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, speaking of Vanessa, she's working at the gallery and Catherine comes in to see her and she gives her a $5,000 check for respecting the agreement
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and as Vanessa's looking at it, she's like, are you fucking crazy?
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: She looks like she was unbelievable.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would freaking take that.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait, Catherine.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, you go.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Catherine's gone.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Catherine's outie.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Catherine's behind her and goes, BOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOOBOO
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nevermind.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so Serena and Dan finally cross paths and it is really funny to see Blake lively acting like this awkward girl.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She might as well be like the pigeon-toed tumbler awkward.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: like they're both like so awkward for us, the courtyard and they kind of like exchange formalities, whatever, and then Dan like breaks the ice.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like, look, I've been super nervous.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena's music to hurt you.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, really?
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena says, well, let's just, we're friends.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's get lunch today.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just friends lunch.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do lunch.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Mandy walks up.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan is like, well, she's new.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is where, this is the this kills me because she's new.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I already asked her to lunch.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, so invite Serena.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this is a new girl, the best thing, I mean, I know you and Serena have weird chip, but if you guys are going to be friends, the best thing for this girl is to be seen Ms.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Arena, and Viter, she's new, she can meet new people like whatever.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena is pissed the hell off.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, well, welcome, bye, and leaves.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And one thing about Chuck this whole episode, honestly, like this is such a Chuck thing in general, but especially this episode, just like skulking about in the shadows.
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So just like constantly, he reminds me of like,
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: in Shakespeare and like a mid-Summer night stream like puck walking around sort of like narrating everything like making little things happen like that's what Chuck is you know just walking around pulling little strings and then walking making like a little comment like be like it's just kind of hilarious to me he's he's doing like big picture long game scheming while Blair is kind of working in the short term and it's fun to see them kind of like switch kind of beyond these other sides whatever but
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck kind of sees the whole thing happen with Serena Dan and Amanda and the Serena goes to walk by.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like teasing her about it and he's like, well, they, I think they look like really sweet.
• 19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Chuck takes out his phone to mean most obvious possible way.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, and that's how you know that Dan is an narcissist.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: He can't even see it.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he can't, or he doesn't he's late.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And frankly, he's like, he's stoked to get to post it later.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I am like, especially again.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: All of this could be done without gossip go blasts and I would still hate Dan but the fact that I know that it's him who's publishing these things like You're so desperate to like win this break up so stop acting like it's not going to be awkward.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to be a thing like if anyone's going to make it weird.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be serena like no dude.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're the weird one.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're the weird one.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair is walking in the hallway with the minions when she gets the gossip girl blast and she can't even freaking believe her eyes Give me her class God.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well That's Get it for me.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait a while.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll hold her outfit this whole episode adds to the little cloak that she's wearing She has a light lace cloak over her outfit.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's kind of like
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: what the, the floor, the floor, whatever, you know, the people in Harry Potter, the for the Harry Potter.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like they're, and then they're, but it's, they were white.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: If they were, yeah, they have like, she's like, just, just, what is that, like, a capelet?
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that what they're called?
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what, you know what I'm talking about?
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you're familiar.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: You wear them frequently, right?
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, well, I mean, I prefer a cape.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kept almost in capulate and I was like Caroline you're not an English class.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I appreciate you.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're off the bridge.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have got it.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've got to get shit.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: All the world is a state.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But right now you were on a podcast.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're on a podcast.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not everybody is going to get a Shakespeare reference.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a little high brow.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, thank you.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, but they should.
• 20:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, we're educational here.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We educate people every day on different things.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is one of them, maybe.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Capulet is a family and Romeo and Juliet.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're welcome.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ace her English test kids.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, is it Julia's family?
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: them onto user.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, we can't feel it and really a Montague or is it make a huge Shakespeare a little on the nose with it and it.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that's why I'm like am I wrong?
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but it's really a Montague does not.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm not checking this.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not checking this.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not checking this.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll not do this.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll not be looking up.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, okay.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, let me get a comment.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe you're a
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: even if we're right, we're going to get that comment.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily is kind of losing it.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think, Kay Lily, she's Lily's having that moment of like, honeymoon phase is over too quick, perhaps.
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what have I done?
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, Bart, do you know who married?
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: This girl needs to be dicked down.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you weren't here, if you were, you're just finishing someone else is going to do it.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and that's just, that's just the rules.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this is her fourth merit, this is the rules.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily shows up at the gallery.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus doesn't even see her, and that's unlike Rufus, because typically, you feel like you can smell her a block away.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, and a good, and a good, with a good kind.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he sees her, she goes, hello, Rufus.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: In the way that she enters the gallery.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It reminds me of her, she's not in perfect shape.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, darling.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, first she walks in and then she thinks better of it and she goes to turn and he says hello.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, Rufus.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sue.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, Rufus.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is what she might as well say.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Lily's like, I just, um.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: She loves she's she's ran on up her uses for I was just in the neighborhood because girl that's just not I were like no one believes it you've used that up.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like I honestly only have a reason to be I just wanted to catch up and he's like well, I'm about to leave and going to see a show It's also like I'm sorry the middle of the day.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know we're you're been this band repo repo man is playing the middle of the day It seems fake, but Lily invites herself.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and so he was like well, we went to a concert for them once and you walked out and she's like well
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Does he say that?
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rufus, now I know where Dan gets it.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You fucking asshole.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, buy her a soda, really stole his.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I know.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why didn't you buy her?
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I see you mean.
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds interesting.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she says, I'll buy you one this time.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: okay well her well it's her all it's deep so it's fine um so Mandy's walking on the hall and she gets literally like swarm she's like circled by Blair and them and it's like out of nowhere they just keep showing it sort of like when the dementia is coming visit and she's pretty good like that's what this is essentially and are you like very part of this scene is so good and you know it's funny because last episode I think I was like Blair doesn't get physical and you reminded me
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: of field hockey and how she very much does get physical and now look here we are she is she's reminding us She's reminding us that she plays field hockey from wins and that she'll get physical
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: What, from once she came, from once she came.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Blair goes up to him, manding us.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hi, my name is Blair, you're new.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I wrote here, Blair isn't her field doc, field hockey outfit, which is bad news Amanda, you better get lost.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You better go, you better run.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You see her and not all people are good at it.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as you know, there's a there's a there's a there's a lung alarm.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a local alarm in the school.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: First, for Blair and she puts it exactly exactly.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone like goes running a screaming out of the school.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, what's going on?
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like,
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Amanda starts to introduce herself and she doesn't even get her name out because that's not important.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'd like to talk about you to lunch.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Amanda is going to turn them down because she's going to dance.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, I'm just like,
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I'll just, I just think it's still like her.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was like, you know, you're going on to damn bad idea, bitch.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bad idea.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It could, and then I'll be goes, it could be bad for your health, social, emotional, and Blair Goal, even physical, and drops her field hockey stick on Amanda's foot.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even physical.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I like to think of Blair's hand, staying like this as it like even physical She is that you can't see me you can't see me in the disappear I love that that is a joke that the internet has really taken in run with for decades now We can't see John if John Cena does any sort of thing.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like who's that guy sitting next to?
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't, there's no one there.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who is that guy talking to?
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know I do too.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't see no has cemented himself as monoculture and I love that for him and when will he be invited at the culture awards?
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline is in love with him.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He should get to go.
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a big part of culture.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's this celebrity that's in the most time for make a wish.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I didn't know that.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't know that?
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he has logged like the most hours, the most like charity with make-up.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The make-up.
• 25:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw this and out of anybody or I know.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like gin, it's so funny though that he didn't want kids.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I shouldn't say that because like there are plenty of people who are great with kids, you don't want them.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like he, that was like his, the reason he and Nikki Bella, like,
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: had to recognize that because she wanted kids and he was like, I don't want a family.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because they broke up, but like he, yeah, it's like he's like a really good dude.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: He can really respect him.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, Serena walks up as this actual assault is happening.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Amanda is getting her shit rocked at Constance.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Amanda's like, I cannot be coming back here again.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm leaving.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm bruised.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am battered and bruised.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm on crutches, practically leaving here.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I can't be.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then just wait, bad things happen in three's bitch.
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Buckle the hell up.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's coming.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe she better.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's showing a hot.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to put your hair up in a messy bun and turn on the gangster wrap and handle it.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is if Blair had ever had her hair in a messy bun, that would be her quote, but she sure has Vanessa has that somewhere next to a sign that says namaste bitch.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's that's Vanessa right now with what she thinks she's doing with Catherine like when she thinks the Blair's not handling it.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, all right, where's my way up to the on her way up to the to the penthouse.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like putting her hair up.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, all right, let's go.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: shaking it out.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, all right, lose yourself in the news that she's doing that.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I didn't tell you did I about the pickleball play I saw.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You mentioned that you saw a pickle ball pledge.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw a play called Pickle Ball by Jeff Daniels.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was so good.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's new.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I never heard of it and I've never played a pickle ball.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like I don't know all the terminology, but the whole time I got thinking like Phoebe and Anthony would love this.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was hilarious.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like these moments throughout where they're all like talking out, Pickle Ball whatever.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then one of them would go like, can I give you a tip?
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the lights would go blue and there would be like a horror movie string.
• 27:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like, and the person would freeze,
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it went in and they'd be like, yeah, no, yeah, what's, and then like they kept doing it through it.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can I give you a trip and that's so funny.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was really funny.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lee funny.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they have this girl named Perfect.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the character's name and she like Caroline's first born.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was like genius, can't believe I didn't think
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't realize that was an option for names.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, wait a minute.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: The world really is my oyster when it comes to names.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've got to expand my horizons, but it's a perfect essentially like runs a pickleball call.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wouldn't call it that, but I certainly would.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And perfect legacy is that she actually killed somebody playing pickleball because she did like such an insane serve that it hit this man and the head and kill them.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so that's how the show starts.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like with the main idea, I think that that has happened.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: it probably has happened and she's like, I signed the waiver.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: We both signed the waiver.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like the whole thing, the whole time like she keeps being visited like screwed in her dreams by the dead man and he comes out like this ball in his head and he's like, just say it and she's like, I can't say it.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't say it.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't say it.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just say sorry.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, there are no
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they like keep saying as you won't say it, and so finally she like recruits all these people into her pickle ball call and makes them all like amazing players at two They all come out and lose yourself starts playing and I was like what's that's a happen?
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's not lose yourself.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a pickle ball rap to the tune of lose yourself and they perform like a three-minute rap about pickle ball, which was is a little late
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was so good.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then at the end, I'll just spoil it for you.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Perfect to die is because one of the people that she trained does her serve on her.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You either live longer.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: You either live long enough to just say the quote, I can't think of it right now.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: live dye a hero or live long after you're so I could not think about the first probably what the wording for the first part of it was.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then the final scene is her ascending to heaven and she comes in with with wings on and she meets the man with the ball in his head and she can finally say sorry and she's and that's it and that's there's no more pickle ball she's done she died the way that doing what she loved.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like such a stupid play, but it was so funny.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I was not found out loud, I think that you would love it.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was loving it anyway.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you ever see a pickle ball, but Jeff Daniels is an actor by the way.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've never like really seen him and stuff.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's like a famous actor, and you just like wrote this play.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, maybe you'll recognize him.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you're not in dumb and dumb with Caroline.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I've never seen that in a hundred and one Dalmatians.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Martian.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he wrote it, which is kind of hilarious.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's been in tons of stuff, but I mean, I think he's most famous for dumb and dumb really.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's the other guy.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think he's most famous for pickleball, the play.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm like, of course, they're writing a play, but it was just like, it was so fucking funny.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So patch a gossip girl.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry for that.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody, but it was enjoyable for me and for Phoebe.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena shows up as Blair is a costing, Mandy, and Serena like introduces them all.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Amanda leaves whatever, and Blair looks at Serena, she's like, this is for, they were going to lunch, lunch is the meal before dating.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Blair looks at Amanda and goes, can you get my stick?
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I seem to have dropped it, and she walks away, trusting that Amanda will pick it up.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I seem to have dropped it as so often.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I seem to have dropped it.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so, um,
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: At the same time, Vanessa is going to the penthouse.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's her hair up in a messy bun and gangster rap is playing and she's ready to handle it.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the butt there says, oh, and that's so fast.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's absolutely the light in it.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's afternoon to light a clock.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, do you hear that?
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you smell that?
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a good time.
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Rock is sex.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's called Rodlog sex.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's called illicit rod oxax.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called it an affair.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what you smell.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, well, if she wants to return the envelope with a check and he's like, you're gonna just leave it there.
• 31:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she goes to leave it.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: She hears, said rock is sex happening, opens in order to the library and what her life is appear.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, she puts the check down, but then when she hears it, she picks it back up.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she's getting it.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she's gonna go in there imagine she goes in there.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like Andy's acts in Delaware's part and she puts the book on the steps and like sneaks out like that's Vanessa putting the check in there She sees Catherine and Marcus hooking up and I want to say where is this Marcus Ben because he's like an animal with Catherine
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: he treats where like this dainty flower, but he is getting down.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He like flips Katherine around.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like does that who does that mean he likes more.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was exactly like what's his love and respect player more.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this this is just his fun is outlet.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know like it's he like similarly to Nate stuck in this like fucked up relationship and like he actually wants to have player and that's like I don't know.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also think Katherine is like a sex rule for him.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I feel like he's like not allowed to like,
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the vibe.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't know.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very weird.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so, of course, in true docu girl fashion, Vanessa, I was so worried it was going to make a noise like it does every other time.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of would have loved that, though.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: If they only flipped her around, I thought that they were going to make eye contact.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, are you guys blind?
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're they're blinded by love blind.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: They love blind used to be love struck, but now I'm hung over the love drunk Nice we love drunk So Dan is waiting to meet Amanda for lunch and Chuck walks up and is like, yes, she's not coming.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: She met new friends He says hockey sticks were involved.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know how persuasive our girls can be
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, so Chuck's like watching all at like, I didn't even see Chuck watching that one, but you know he was like, yes, point for Blair.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, but he kind of explains it down like, this is a cause for concern, because once a man doesn't that group, she's bound by their laws, which means exes are off limits.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, yes, arena wouldn't do that.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And here's what I want to say to you, Dan.
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've known Amanda for three hours.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, do you, are you really that interested in that much like put in also like as far as you know, she's also showing an interest in this world that you seem to hate like you don't know what the circumstances are right and like actually, but as far as you know, she's also she's sitting with them at the mat.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's so quick to assume.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even though he's saying Serena wouldn't act maliciously, it's like, okay, but Chuck didn't say that she was.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You made it as I'm sure.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, you're always so quick to assume the worst and Serena.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, that's who I know she is now.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like that with,
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: that remind me of bear like when it bears friends would be like Nicky doesn't talk to her dad and Nicky doesn't do it.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, no, but like I know Nick like I yeah, he's like I love the image.
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have of Nicky in my head.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So don't tell me anything that's going to contradict what like I've decided she is.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because that's that's the version of her that's good is my version, you know.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we do go to the steps and they're actually not at the Met steps and I looked this up because it's under construction.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Blair's like the Met is totally under construction.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I looked it up and it was under construction actually in real life at that time.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that's why they couldn't like they don't film there the whole season, I guess.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I was like, it's interesting they actually said that because, yeah, like why else wouldn't they be there?
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Amanda's here and Blair's like, we got to explain the ground rules and the first rule is a dating someone's ex is frowned upon and she tells her about Serena and Dan and Amanda's like, I didn't know.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this whole scene I literally like.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: rewounded and filmed it because Blair's face is like it's not even what she says it's just like the in between what she's waiting to speak the looks that she's giving to Amanda are so funny to me like she's like oh we know you didn't know but that's what friends are for and now that you know and Amanda's like it's I'm pretty sure it's clear she's pretty sure she's so pissed off and she's about to like go off on Amanda
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena, being the nice girl that she has goes, Amanda, can you go get me some chilato?
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's some money, I thought me.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: First of all, what kind you want?
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: you didn't tell her a flavor, I would be so stressed out.
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'd also be like, can I, like, how get some?
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, if I get one for free, but it's on me.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, am I getting some for everyone?
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you gave me some.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there are follow-up questions for sure.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would, yeah.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, Amanda's like, and I am kind of like, number one, Serena, why don't you be like, hey, Blair, let's go get gelato.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And leave her in sort of sending her on this errand because it makes you it's like serena can't help but like again it's like what chucks out like you're a born queen.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you can't help but like that's just like even you being nice like that's you being a benevolent ruler you know is being like I'm going to handle the situation because Blair is not handling it the way that I want her to right you know exactly.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we go.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: to wear Dan as meeting up with Vanessa, so this is been dying to go ahead.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just going to say, because you were talking about how Dan like sees Serena this way, I think it's important to note that Serena doesn't fucking like this at all.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she tells me exactly, I don't like this.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to do this and I'm actually going to go find Dan and apologize for this.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like so it's like Dan is over here assuming the worst and Serena is like actively feeling that about it and he won't see it.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: To not do it.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the same as when they broke up the first time where it's actually so torn up over this and you are so hell bent on making yourself so kind of victim to then also excuse the fact that you actually cheated on her when it's like
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: it's he really bothers me and like what he says to her when they or what she says to him when they break up with the wedding.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I'm not who you thought I was and you can't forget that.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, no, no, no, you are like, you pretty much are what he thinks you are.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just like has in his mind now to make himself feel better.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He, you have to be a villain.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's going to make this and like project, but like the person that he thinks you are is the person who tells Blair.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like this.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't be.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just have such a taste for like,
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I know that it's a class of like, good guys finish last kind of thing, but it's like, I can't stand when people are so sure that they're good.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I, I suppose, cool the other day that was like actual good people spend their time thinking about the ways that they're not a perfect person.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: How the ways that they better and shitty people think that they're a good person.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and that's Dan and I'm done last.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, Dan, I don't think less thinks he's a good person, but yeah, yeah.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she's super concerned that I see her.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Spinning her time thinking about like, oh my god, well, the one I did this whole situation has put in perspective what how I acted wrong.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I have to apologize for that.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like exactly what you're saying.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So many parallels.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like that with Dan where it's like he thinks he like refuses to admit that there's anything he could possibly do better.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like the same with with Rufus in the mornings being like, you're the world's most judgmental person.
• 38:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you don't be like a sarcastic asshole.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: and Dan just it goes right over his head because he thinks that he is perfect and the moral authority on everything.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really gritty to him.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so Serena, you have to be this like superficial, malicious person.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He also can't, he is no room in his mind for nuanced at all.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and anything he doesn't immediately understand or that doesn't like fit like his worldview, it's evil like in your bad like I and I'm not going to take the time to understand it because it's below me, you know, that kind of out of tune.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Dana says you were saying sorry.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Vanessa is desperate to show Dan these pictures showing him the cursed image, the cursed image of Catherine and Marcus.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she's the only dude.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do I do?
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is this?
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody then goes.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and they're about to and she goes left before kickoff, but yeah, Yeah, it didn't make me laugh.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I don't like you Docu Girl.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You should have stayed put boots on the ground.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: The answer is, what should you do?
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: What should we have you sent it to gossip?
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, um, wait, what's that?
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sight that everybody uses.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have it on my phone obviously, but I'm like so I'm mugged, but it's like gossip.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: uh gossip guy gossip guy's and then she's like gossip girl sent maybe send it maybe send it I don't know.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just interested.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: We should have like a idea like I don't know um she's like I just want to use this to get Nate off the hook but like I'm really scared and Dan is literally like well
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not going to like this, but uh, Blair is your only option.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is your option.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: She helped me with Georgina.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She will know what to do and it's a good way to get Blair Waldorf.com.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Regardless of what side of Manhattan you live on.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody knows Blair's role.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is where you go and you need something.
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's she is the Olivia Hope of, well, she's, and the Lindsay Hubbard.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: patch a man.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a man.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fun.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like in a major way, by the way, I just just did our summer house reading recals.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's on the brain.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you, some people are commenting that they really like the parallels we do between a reality shows in this.
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some like, thank you.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And even if that was one person, your voice was loud.
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much.
• 41:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, if you want to like really get the full effect of this episode, you should really go listen
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan, Vanessa's like, well, I'm actually terrified of Blair, and I'm scared to show it to her and Dan's like, no, I got that.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should wear productive padding, but like, you do have to go do that.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: You should wear 50 sweat pads.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you should definitely be doing an, and you should wear steel tote boots.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just in case, and if you see her in her field hockey outfit, Ron, it now's not a good time.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a good time.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just Ron.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just Ron.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan goes back to school, runs in a Serena, and she is coming here to apologize.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she literally is like, hey, I want to apologize.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, and that answers my question.
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to push them in the street.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, is there a rush hour yet?
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I want a little rolling in by the scrub of the city.
• 41:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I take my wheel on music, knock them in the head, crack a skull open, kick them.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how I handle that.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how I handle business.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you've heard me.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've heard me lonely boy.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a thunder storm outside.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is where you are.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're the only here.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's raining on and off for the past like two weeks pretty intensely.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read the other day that we get almost more rain than Seattle does.
• 42:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now that's, but everyone's so obsessed with a hockey hunk of Nashville that they don't even pay attention to that.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's honestly, what you think about these states is not always the truth.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you think you know about these states, you've got to go.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to go live there to really know.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Talk to me about the Nashville culture until you live in the hockey talk town.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And until you've been rained on in the hockey talk town, you know?
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I do want to really go into taking a long drive from a secret.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me see them in the Hong Kong town.
• 42:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am started gardening yesterday by the way.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like in the ground, not like, I don't like on my forehead.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I figured that's what you meant.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hard.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No joke, no joke.
• 42:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, my whole body hurts today.
• 42:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not like having to garden a cleared out the Tuesday, no home front of our house, we're like the two little like bushes that were horrible.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we had them taken out and then Anthony and I last night cleared out those flower beds.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'd like dig everything up, pull out all the weeds, make it even, whatever.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: and we got that done.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then today he's going to get mulch and stuff while I'm doing this and then excuse me, I'm going to go get hydrangeas because I need to do that on him.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't trust him.
• 43:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: To do that and then we'll go back to the house and then we have to get all the dirt that we cause the trash people they don't take dirt.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we have to put a lot on a wheelbarrow which we didn't have yesterday and put that somewhere else and then plant the hydrangeas hopefully today.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: and I was like that kind of gardening.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you meant like gardening food to eat.
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, like plant like shrubs for the fun.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I hope they look good.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 43:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, my whole body hurts.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So back at this.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, he says not answering my question.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so he was like, oh, it was Blair not me.
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, well, it's bad enough that you were there.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, hey, what's your buddy there trying to do every time she's been there while Blair is doing whatever she's doing Serena How's doing games fix it and do damage control so like how dare you not like it again like he doesn't care about our explanation It's he's like I like the idea that you're not who I thought you were because it makes it easier to be broken up.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And says that what you should be doing is apologize and all you're doing is rationalize.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like so you were part of it and then you had second thoughts.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, sounds like you're just trying to rationalize.
• 44:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and then, are you, are we serious?
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You, this morning, you were like, our breakup wasn't content.
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to be awkward.
• 44:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now you've made it content.
• 44:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't even know this girl.
• 44:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I understand like not wanting anyone to bully anybody, but it's not like this girl's like your little sister like you don't know her that well You just matter and like you know Serena lot better So you can like give her a little bit of grace maybe you were having sex with her like less than a week ago Exactly on a beach no less anyway
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Dan's like, well, whatever.
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just like didn't think it.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew it was going to be awkward.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just like didn't think you were going to get back up.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now he has pissed Serena off.
• 45:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, okay, well, you know what?
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got a girl on here.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes, sorry.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan goes, yeah, if I have lunch with another girl tomorrow, we're going to have Blair break her fingers.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which was like, so he's not going to have to have Blair do that.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair's already done it by the time that it's even crossed her mind.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's actually as you speak right now about this proverbial girl.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's actually casting as she's casting as spell.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's, she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, she's, she's wrapped some of that's why they had to do the narrative, the narrative.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's got some of Amanda's hair wrap around her stick.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We see a man, oh my god, I love weapons.
• 45:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to watch it.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, um, Serena says to Dan, just so you know if this were a competition, I wouldn't need Blair and her posse to win.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she walks away and Amanda walks up.
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And says, and hey, I freaking ditched lunch.
• 46:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go out tonight.
• 46:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a key place.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Beth's little wrinkle will be there.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, is that, does Beth any frinkle love S.T.K.?
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she went on a date at S.T.K.
• 46:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: with the executive chef there.
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's in an episode.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I thought it was funny, because it's a nod to like how in S.T.K.
• 46:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's an S.T.K.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: here too.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I thought it was, I've never seen it.
• 46:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: They fully use the,
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: They mentioned another restaurant.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't look it up, but I hadn't heard of it.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also, like, I'm going to go sit in, I don't like beliefs to my question.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are we doing tonight?
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would you be hanging out?
• 46:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, like, you don't, you're not best friends.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't even really go to the same school.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You just happened to like run into each other.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, you know what I mean, I mean, I get that she's like on a mission, but like, not knowing that it's a little bit much.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, definitely.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so at the pent up, we go to Blair's house and I love, I love it.
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just want to say, I can let you take it.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is where Blair takes her meetings.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then this is where Blair takes her meetings.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, like, if you want to really talk to Blair about something, then you better show up in her typical Godfather meeting hours.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, she's sitting on that couch in your standing in the room.
• 47:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a close enough of the elevator that you can get out quick like that's that's how Blair would like all all business to to happen.
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Vanessa is explaining the situation with Catherine Blair's looking at the photo Claire goes looking down she goes who else knows and then she looks up and she's got tears in her eyes who see this and she sends it to herself and then says to Vanessa if you or Humphrey ever
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am relieved that when Vanessa said, Dan, I'm also surprised that boy, that didn't send Blair into a very specific kind of orbit, where that Dan has seen the picture.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly true, very true.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa's like, look, I don't want anyone to find out.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just want Nate to be free of Katherine, like the gun Yeager's like, Carol, I'm so much in Blair's, like, good.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll take care of it.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa goes, I'm trusting you Blair, but I says, like, you have a choice.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Blair is so hurt by this and I wanted to talk about like why do you think she's so hurt because we know she's not really into him like I think it's like She needed this to work so that she could like effectively convince Chuck that he didn't hurt her and if Marcus is not on her life then it looks like she lost to Chuck Chuck would have this satisfaction of knowing you heard her and she's now like a lot like
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess that's why she's so upset.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also think like she just being embarrassed is like the worst possible thing for Blair.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you agree?
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree with that for sure.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then we go to STK with Dan and Amanda.
• 48:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is just so not Dan's scene, but Amanda wanted to be seen with him.
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Amanda.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're you are more like Blair than you think.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to be here.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to be seen.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to be where all the cool kids hang out,
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, I just don't think this is like a good idea.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she grabs his hand and says it's time to send a message.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Girl, it is your first day.
• 49:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were going to be doing this in the situation.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You do not know enough about I promise you.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course they're spotted by a penile bean as a bell and they take a picture and it's war.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then let me go to the next day in Jenny.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just stand up and is piss.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she throws a pillow out in pillow fight early morning, Dan, you are late for the early morning home free pillow fight, we know we do this ever Tuesday.
• 49:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, you're different now.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just thought with that being home and all like we go back to our early morning pillow fights.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, but no, Dan doesn't want to play early morning pillow fight today.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: What about her is Hannah Montana, the bear, the bangs, I guess, but like, hey, I was a blondie, but also it's a little bit of a of a nod to what's actually happening.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe, ooh, maybe.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, also, we have fuck was I just going to say, oh, about the hair about Hannah Montana about Jenny, fuck, I lost it.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gone.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's gone.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: The worst feeling ever has really it is.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just like, of course, Dan posted it immediately.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan posted and then you slept down and I heard they will.
• 50:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan actually went to the bathroom.
• 50:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he could go post.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, hey, I'm not getting great service in here.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just didn't want to just see my dad's calling.
• 50:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: My dad's calling.
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: God, I shake this.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I leave an early morning pillow fight tomorrow.
• 50:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think he thinks I'm going to miss it if I'm out.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I, that's a call him.
• 50:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he goes and posts it.
• 50:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Jenny's like, not only is what, like, you posting, well, sorry, she doesn't say that, because she doesn't always gossip girl.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, not only is it social suicide to be doing this is mean.
• 51:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Jenny, wait until you find out he posted it too.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you wanna talk about mean, you know?
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like, well, she, like, Serena started with the girl mafia and Jenny is the voice of reason for one of the last times I assure you.
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, get over it and talk to her and apologize before it's too late.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is very good advice.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Chuck is the one that's telling Serena about Dan's escapades.
• 51:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you have to explain how Serena's woken up and compare us into how Dan is woken up.
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is in bed with her.
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's her.
• 51:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck is in bed with Serena.
• 51:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sitting on the bed, he has fully brought her breakfast in bed as well.
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He has like a flower that it seems was picked from the garden, which I know it was.
• 51:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's rubbing her side of her face with it to wake her up.
• 51:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, because the way Jenny's like, go make it right beside me, I was like, is this going to be fucking damn.
• 51:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it is, I just didn't do it.
• 51:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, but I guess it's actually a quail if I have their quail.
• 52:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's really expensive.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And fuck, the gunk on your face clogged up my quail.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone, my, my, my, it's more very rare bird.
• 52:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually a dinosaur and they're extinct now, the type of bird.
• 52:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, uh, rift.
• 52:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Anthony calls my skincare gunk.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's always like, I get him bad.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, give me a kiss.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, yeah, gunk on you.
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, sure do.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got gunk on me for days.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Serena wakes up.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck boundaries.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get out!
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are so beautiful.
• 52:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, leave the breakfast.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leave the breakfast alone.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leave the breakfast.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so fun.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, again, those, there's something we need to do.
• 52:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You need to have the stuff, make the breakfast for her.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just like think it's cute.
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think it's in the flowers like Eric.
• 52:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bring O Day, like, I got champagne.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you and I are going, boys day.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go get in the limo.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: You and me, BF, abs, and go to school.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's just like, even him coming down and then being happy to see Lily.
• 53:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just to be to have a family think of how much time he spends alone, just when it was him and Bart and Bart was basically like, okay, you're on it all when Chuck was like 12, you know, like right, it's it's cute, but we find up at Serena and Lily had a girl's movie and I last night and we didn't talk about this, but
• 53:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily and Rufus talk about this actor, Harry Dean Stanton and how much they like love him or something and that was like mentioned briefly.
• 53:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the screen is like, yeah, we watched Paris, Texas and mom just like kept talking about how amazing Harry Dean Stanton is and it's like, okay, Lily is Dixick.
• 53:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dixik is when it's like still opposite of being Diximatized.
• 53:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's when you're Dixik and you're like, it's when you're Diximatized, but you can't get to it.
• 53:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly, that's Dixik.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get it, right, guys?
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get that, right?
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's like being homesick.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think being homesick, but you're, but for a dick.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: for a dick that feels like home.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I just love having conversations.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love when we get to be so smart and show up, our intellect and these conversations, these girls are classy, they're intelligent, they're entertaining, and they're honestly the voices of reason in our lives.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what our listeners are all saying.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Dixick out of your urban dictionary, somebody.
• 54:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Chuck's like, all right.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm going to head out.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to make sure you got your breakfast.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I want to make sure you get your morning headlines.
• 54:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So here, and shows her the gossip grow blast.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't, I didn't read the whole thing.
• 54:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the top of it says, Defiant Dan.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan, Dan, I think, Dan, I think we need to buy you with the source.
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Defiant Dan.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We could have come up to the back.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.
• 54:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: How a douche pad, Dan.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: How a douche canoe, Dan.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so Vanessa is now at the school that she doesn't go to and Jenny walks up and is like, what are you doing here?
• 54:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is my turf.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, she's like, what's up?
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: V and V is looking for B and she's like, oh my God, what I was wearing on.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Vanessa was nothing as far as I can tell.
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the problem.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: She won't return any of my calls.
• 55:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No shit, Vanessa.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's out of your number.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: it's space she's blocked you for she's terrified.
• 55:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a robot call and that she's going to get all her shit rocked by it.
• 55:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not answering that.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got a Brooklyn area called girl.
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's not answering that.
• 55:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she, uh, Vanessa is like find out where she is.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's important.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny goes and asks is a Bell and Penelope, which was a big mistake because I do think in this moment she reminded them that she exists.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, I, you know, like I think if she hadn't, is of Vanessa, it's your fault actually, but when Jenny walks up with them, they go, are you lost?
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we find out the Blair took the morning off because she's having brunch and they're like, by the way, Jenny, you're not off the hook just because we're ignoring you, we're just choosing our moment.
• 55:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: So then Vanessa tracks Blair down.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, girl, an obsessed.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Admitting love with her and sheath.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And minute, you want to piece that be this is the Melissa Emily of and minute of this of this show.
• 56:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Except for Blair is completely not into it at all.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we don't know yet.
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We will find out show.
• 56:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll find out more show.
• 56:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can be there.
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: There are things we missed on our first watch there is that we're finding now.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the thing is, it's like most people would say like Melissa's not interested in Emily.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think that and to be fair, I think that's crazy.
• 56:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: But anybody would say that.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it takes a did we watch the same show?
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did we watch the same show?
• 56:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Memilee.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love when you're talking, so I'll pretty little Irish and you bring up Emily and they're like No, like who?
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Emily and Emily.
• 56:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay, sorry.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't realize you were a casual watcher.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 56:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, understand Emily.
• 56:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Melissa and Emily.
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, who was Melissa when I forgot?
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you mean Maya?
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Spencer's big sis, Melissa, I know I know Melissa, I just didn't think of my client list.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want the list, the road warriors to do something for me.
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would like this to compile our greatest hits of memory lore.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just so I can listen to it without having to go do the work to find because we can't really really can't listen to ourselves for too long and I don't want to I don't want to have to like parse through a bunch of stuff that will make me want to die.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I just want we've said if anyone can just like emulate flag the highlights coming on the up like I know some of you are are probably locked in on that story daily just for your daily dose.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So just let us know where it is we can find it.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think on eight with it.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, Vanessa has found Blair and she's pissed because it looks like Blair is just on a regular romantic date with her freaking boy with Marcus.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because she just sees from the back.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She sees the Blair's head and Marcus and Marcus regained it first table on Grabs Blair's hand first.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was I always wanted to call her the countess because I'm Like watching Roni But I thought it was her and I was like oh my god, bold as fuck to be no lunch, please and like hoarding hands
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know if you're mom.
• 58:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: You've got a calf.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, that will she is.
• 58:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has been bold and previous episodes of that.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wouldn't be crazy.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's Blair.
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not.
• 58:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: But so then we see that actual conversation and Marcus is just like waxing poetic about how we can't wait for Blair to spend the holidays with his family and Blair nails it.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, Vanessa, Vanessa's in the back, though, or like when she leaves, she does that.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: This actress loves doing this.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like she really feels like she has to overact.
• 58:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think.
• 58:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she'll be like,
• 58:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it's a thing when like in acting and in scenes like I always imagine because the scenes not over when the dialogue ends, they like hold it on the person's face for like 10 seconds and then they just have to do shit and that's a lot of time when a lot of like improvised things will happen because they'll just keep it rolling as the person will just keep going and I'm always like thought it's got to be so awkward when you're just like trying to fill that like
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like do it like you know like you're just like keep reacting to what just happened until they go cut and Vanessa's very not as good at it as other people.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 59:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so she goes shirt won't be awkward juggling to women under one roof you are sleeping with Catherine right or do you prefer mom.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like no no I can explain like it's only happened a few times and I put a stop to it when I met you and I'm like first of all lie.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: liar, but that's kind of the kind of, okay, you liar, you liar.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just have a little tolerance for liar.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: We kind of needed Caroline to be the voice of God at the, the summer house reunion so that she could be up there with a voice of God and I needed to be just saying.
• 59:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: the hand of God.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like this.
• 59:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it's body.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she said, and then she said, Paul smithereens.
• 59:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she, she, she's, she's like, finally I've had a five freaking out enough.
• 1:00:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she walks downstairs, but she still walks down.
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was up down.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually, I was up on the cab out the whole time.
• 1:00:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody thought that I was the voice of God from the booth.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding, I've been holding myself up there.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I could do a longer, of course, but I don't want to
• 1:00:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: very slowly because I'm terrified because I'm so scared and I have one hand only of course yeah no one hand is my gun I start shooting it's like hitting all the like set pieces of my gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB gun it's just a BB is for show it's for show but if I get close enough
• 1:00:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It can do some.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I won't need this.
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just need my hands.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get ones.
• 1:00:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I finally get all the way down by the way.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm wearing sneakers because I went in a ball gown, but sneakers because I feel like they're climbing rope.
• 1:00:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I get down there and I'm like, you and everyone's like, and then I beat the shit out of everybody.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, and then they're like, she brought down a wee because you didn't use it.
• 1:00:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, well, I would didn't trust myself with it, not to kill.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I might say she should decill.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want you alive.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want you to hear what she's got to say.
• 1:01:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so she's like look, I really open myself up to you.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And in this moment I see how much she's loving this because she doesn't actually like him.
• 1:01:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she can actually have fun with this because she's not heartbroken.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's just like embarrassed but nothing.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's always not having feeling than like skit exactly.
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, well, can we still be together?
• 1:01:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And at this point, she's like, I just want to get through this without throwing up in my mouth, at which point Katherine walks up and says, get through what?
• 1:01:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair goes, take a seat, get a broom.
• 1:01:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She might as well as I get a broom.
• 1:01:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: take a seat.
• 1:01:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, excuse, I beg your pardon.
• 1:01:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair goes, Oh, not yet, but you will.
• 1:01:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then since her at the photo and Catherine just immediately sits down and says, what do you want.
• 1:01:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair goes, let's talk about your exit strategy.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Blair is holding court this episode and I could not love it more.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, we did briefly skip over this, but Serena.
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: got to school and Dan like intercepts her and Serena so fucking mad at Dan for the gossip girl blast she's like I can't believe this is how you're gonna play it like you're using another girl to embarrass me in front of my friends and at this point Dan does say that he's sorry and that it was wrong and like she's like I would never humiliate you like that fine tonight the three of us.
• 1:02:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, no, is that really what you want?
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why?
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you don't get into this girl.
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're never hanging out again.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was the first day they met.
• 1:02:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They didn't only tell it for 15 hours when they hung out last night.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just the only person she knows.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm just like, do the three of you don't have to hang out.
• 1:02:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not like with Vanessa.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not like this.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also it's you're not.
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: dating Dan.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like that made sense because you were Dan's girlfriend and it made sense.
• 1:02:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you want Dan's girlfriend, if you were his ex, it wouldn't make sense for you to be like, you mean that I said tonight.
• 1:02:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I just need to get to know all right, guys.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no, you don't because you're not any other's lives.
• 1:02:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's just weird.
• 1:02:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they're like, all going to go out tonight and have a three way day at eight o'clock.
• 1:02:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: But so then we go back to Vanessa.
• 1:03:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, great.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing?
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's putting her hair back up in that messy bun.
• 1:03:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: She got her head froze back to the Duchess's house because she thinks Blair's not handling it, which is your first and vital mistake.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like a horn.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes and she says, I'm not here for the Duchess this time.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to speak to the Duke.
• 1:03:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Vanessa.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you really think the Duke talk to you?
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to let the Duke talk to you?
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 1:03:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: New comics trip just dropped the Duke and Dock you girl.
• 1:03:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: New New York Times comic strip just dropped.
• 1:03:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Doc, you girl in the duke, uh-huh, it's just Vanessa in the sky.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, um, so yeah, Vanessa's gonna, gonna show him something.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're all a dinner, Dan Serena and Amanda, and Dan and Amanda are being so pretentious.
• 1:03:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're talking about Rilka and Serena's like Rilka.
• 1:03:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, Serena's not being that like just being nice.
• 1:04:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's not being that type, but it's like, well, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, explain it to me.
• 1:04:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she's like just trying to join in the conversation.
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also like, Dan and Amanda are sitting like shoulder to shoulder.
• 1:04:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's on the other side of the booth.
• 1:04:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a round booth.
• 1:04:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan's like,
• 1:04:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: So when she asked who realka as a man is like realka letters to a young poe.
• 1:04:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry that she had high school.
• 1:04:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: What great is she on?
• 1:04:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's in Russia and Jen goes out.
• 1:04:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I gave her the book, but she didn't read it.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like literally, so Rita is right in front of you.
• 1:04:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's like I'm going to go to another round and she leaves and they're like, see up, buy, they switch up the same restaurant twice in a row as whole areas for them.
• 1:04:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then she goes up to the bar and Dan, well, Penelopean is a bell.
• 1:04:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Introduce her to the captain of Dalton's lacrosse team and it's he is literally just straight he's plucked straight from an Abercrombie bag and this is it was for him which like Serena Let's play a game on our own field for once.
• 1:05:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you she she does belong with an Abercrombie model?
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, yes
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I mean, Mrs.
• 1:05:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could have told you from my all the way this whole damn thing wasn't going to work out.
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know I guess you get married, but still I don't think it's going to work out, but it's still not work out, but this guy asks her by Serena a drink and she's like, you can give me the next one because she did just order to read strength basically and she let get super flirty and so it's just funny to note that he does she walks in my suit.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, right here or face like completely like it's a whole transformation.
• 1:05:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena brings the guy to the table and he's talking about the cross and Serena's like pretending to be super interested But everyone wants to die and then she's like Dan.
• 1:05:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like not he's not but yeah, it's she's like and the guy goes the guy goes I can tell Get up welcome again So Amanda's like you know what I have to go to the bathroom.
• 1:05:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like oh
• 1:06:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: really like acts like she's sad that a man is leaving.
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena's like, well, I need another drink looking at the guy because he did just say you get the next one and he's like, great.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll just do the same thing.
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she's like, which does make me think that maybe he did get her the next one because he's in a climate.
• 1:06:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: She knows what he's drinking.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he means out of the same thing as you.
• 1:06:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I don't know.
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't strike me as a bell video martini kind of guy.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would agree.
• 1:06:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would agree.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he's also a high school senior, so I don't think they know much about like most of them don't know much about drinking.
• 1:06:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, maybe he just doesn't know, but then again, serene knows anyway, Dan comes back in the booth and it's the guy is there alone and he looks at any of his smoke and hot about serena and Dan's like, yes, he gets up and goes and meets serena at the bar and he's fucking pissed off.
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, um,
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: he's like mad that she brought the guy over in series like well he's non neurotic and I thought that'd be a nice change I love that line I loved that line non neurotic is like honestly shirts with that on it non neurotic just so you guys know and Snoop don't go anywhere near about shirt you're not a lot of work.
• 1:07:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not a card carrying member of the non-narrow.
• 1:07:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guys, my current favorite fact about Snoop is that Snoop in his whole eight years, however old he is, years of life, he's never been scared of thunderstorms, never.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is a shit, but says is, Sid is terrified of thunderstorms and it brings out a comforting side and mom and dad that Sid is afraid of thunderstorms and will go hide wherever he can.
• 1:07:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: The second he senses that a thunderstorm is what happened.
• 1:07:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: guess who decides now he's scared of thunderstorms.
• 1:07:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Snoop dog, but he doesn't go hide and also he doesn't he doesn't sense it.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't sense it the way that Sid does.
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's almost like when he realizes that Sid has gone and had been hit in himself.
• 1:07:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, okay, I sent this to my chance.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, gotta go to my mom and turn it up.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:08:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's snoops like can I start shaking it like how how close it sit do you have your store must it's got the store watch out he's like I'm track and busy tracking it I am tracking it it's funny because like sit and drama have this thing in common where they like really like have these like personalities like I'm bit and booked in busy like don't mess with me I'm gonna handle this like whatever I'm a little rap scallion but then also they're like these little
• 1:08:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan is pissed he says to Serena that's classy.
• 1:08:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks and she flips out She's like you literally asked another girl out on the first day of school guys.
• 1:08:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wish Caroline was in this situation and we got to watch In what situation I wish you were Serena right now
• 1:08:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, why you want me to be absolutely embarrassed and hurt and broken up with and broken hearted?
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, because Dan would literally have to leave the country, even witness protection.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am like, Serena, come on, like, give it to them.
• 1:09:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's just solve this.
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 1:09:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, let's just end this.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right here.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know how to do it.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena basically like now finally gets vulnerable and she's like we were broken up.
• 1:09:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm allowed to do that She's like yeah, but it's still hurt like I loved you.
• 1:09:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't just turn it off Which and is I think you're an important important part about it?
• 1:09:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's it's like if Baron Nikki were dating And bear was the one who decided to end it and he realizes that like he never really loved Nikki Yeah, he he and just turn it off I like so you with the next person
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It seems like Dan literally can.
• 1:09:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan has not really seen torn up about this at all.
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena's been like, in a funk for months and Dan's like, getting his dick wet, like he's fine.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who would?
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, sorry, it's just the truth.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she turns away crying, and Dan like reaches out to touch her arm, and he's like, pulls back things better of it.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, you know what?
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why don't you just say the fuck away for me?
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he goes to comfort her, and he's like on second thought,
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's your Australian order.
• 1:09:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: How bad is it like how there's there's this thing that's going to happen and about a decade and that there's going to be a six foot rule.
• 1:10:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we should just observe that in advance and start and start making that happen.
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: If possible when you're around me, we're a mask.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if you if you can, if you don't mind, it's called social distancing.
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's what I'm going to call it, you know, just but falling here.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so then she's like, okay, yeah, we can stay away from each other.
• 1:10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You and Amanda should probably go.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I do like this line.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you ordering me to leave and she goes consider it a suggestion.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why should I go down?
• 1:10:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: These are my friends and it's not really your kind of place.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like takerself, but it's almost like she's taking herself back from who she was with Dan.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:10:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that wasn't you and it's okay.
• 1:10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's just, it's okay.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Dan's caching out at the bar and Chuck comes up and he's like, don't leave.
• 1:10:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck's enough full purple suit, by the way, Ann about hi.
• 1:10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan goes, you really should wear a belt and Chuck goes, hey, I'll consider it.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kinky, he's just kinky, I'll consider it.
• 1:11:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: We, he said kinky?
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I miss.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: All I heard was I'll consider it.
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do hate that that is a good line from Dan.
• 1:11:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: You should wear a belt.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's really funny.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're a ball.
• 1:11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like something that Blair would say about someone.
• 1:11:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know about Jenny.
• 1:11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's like so true about Chuck in this episode.
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, before Dan said it, I was like, Jesus Christ.
• 1:11:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like the Phantom of the Opera.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, like he's just like in the walls.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's always there like exactly.
• 1:11:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck's like, well, I don't think you should leave because you're about to see the real Serena.
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan says, I've seen enough and Chuck goes not by the half of it.
• 1:11:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I have.
• 1:11:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they have.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so Lara has innate over to her house to explain the Catherine and Marcus thing.
• 1:11:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's happening.
• 1:11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says, I have good news and bad news.
• 1:11:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: The bad news is that your girlfriend Catherine is a line manipulating horror who's sleeping with her steps on.
• 1:11:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Imagine she's like so do you want the good news she imagines she lays that out as like not even news She's like yeah, she says that before I give you the good and bad news You should she says that and then she says so you know So do you want the good or bad news first?
• 1:12:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate's like actually acting like he just had a heart attack.
• 1:12:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's on the floor.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like what?
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally and then players like do you want to see the pictures also?
• 1:12:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like I love Nate.
• 1:12:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like no
• 1:12:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, I don't understand.
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's better than me.
• 1:12:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd say, you know, better.
• 1:12:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'd be like, not only do I want to see them.
• 1:12:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want you to print them out, and I want to write on them.
• 1:12:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, no, it's on them.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she's like, well, the good news is that I convince them both to leave town.
• 1:12:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she explains that she made a deal with Catherine that if Blair keeps her mouth shut, Catherine's going to pay the captain's restitution.
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And everything's going to be great and she's like, welcome, Nate back to your old life, everything's great.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like the moment those words leave her lips her phone rings.
• 1:12:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, Nate's about to say, as my show's hold that non-thought.
• 1:12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: get a little bit there.
• 1:12:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's had to get a little one in there.
• 1:13:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and Katherine tells Blair that Vanessa talked to the Duke.
• 1:13:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Vanessa Blair.
• 1:13:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like you, but it should out.
• 1:13:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like Vanessa does every single thing the opposite of how I would do it.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know what I mean, she's just like so consistently doing what I don't think she should do.
• 1:13:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: and like what is going to make me not want to be on her side like why did why you gave it like less than a day.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You really didn't think clear water or figure this out.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It affects her more than it affects you honestly.
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:13:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know exactly.
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:13:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then we go to
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're about to learn what a nair teenie is which I just don't think these really work in real life, but I don't work this quickly because I'll explain how nair works in a moment, but I do think it's interesting that Chuck seems to have coined this.
• 1:14:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, who was the first victim?
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, Penelope threw it, but Chuck, I think, looked creative at it, and he's carrying like a travel-sized bottle of nairin' his pocket, and gives it to Penelope, and they make this nair-teenies, which is just a martini glass with full of nair.
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's, she's going to go send it to Amanda, and just if we go through this, what's happening is, Penelope throws it onto Amanda's hair, and within seconds Amanda's hair is falling out in clumps.
• 1:14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, no, you do have to leave it on for 10 minutes, and it does need to be on the room.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like, yeah, it's not going to like, it's not like, it's not like, it's not like, it's just like, and then we hear an extra and I know an extra set because I had subtitles on and I could see it.
• 1:14:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: They go, it's just extensions.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's pulling it out.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's just extensions.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's just pulling out of her for me.
• 1:14:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's crazy, crazy, crazy.
• 1:14:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like freaking out.
• 1:14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The girls are laughing, but Serena feels really bad.
• 1:15:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Dan, she says after, and she's like, leave me the fuck alone.
• 1:15:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena runs up to Dan and Dan's like, you fuck off.
• 1:15:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he does say, like, this is kind of like T, like he does kind of pocket.
• 1:15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is like, what, the Serena Vanderwitz and Montrez and it, no fault, no responsibility, things just happen.
• 1:15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it is like in this instance, though, like, it's not, yeah, no, he hasn't done anything.
• 1:15:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She did not do tanning her thing.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he says, this is who you are.
• 1:15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Dan will you know her from where I'm standing and where I've been standing the entire time I've known you you look like an asshole You're just a fucking dick dude who's like wearing the disguise of a nice guy You ring apparently that you think seriously you're a nice guy for some reason It's like well, you ain't You ain't your face makes it look like you've got like a trick up your sleeve
• 1:15:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you wearing a magicians vest?
• 1:15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder, you know what I mean?
• 1:15:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And where is the cape?
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where's the cape?
• 1:15:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And where is your wand?
• 1:16:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Never mind, don't show me, don't show me, don't show me, don't show me your wand.
• 1:16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so he gets really mad and he like storms out and Serena is fucking so pissed.
• 1:16:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: on the loft and this is where I'm just like I wish I could reach to the screen before and the leg gets to the door and the shaker turn around.
• 1:16:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Turn around right now.
• 1:16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I know.
• 1:16:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's Serena can't.
• 1:16:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were going to have another movie night and Serena canceled it.
• 1:16:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Lily again, like, inhale, just call first.
• 1:16:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So easy to just call for.
• 1:16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're nine, that's not a good time.
• 1:16:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we could have just saved ourselves the trip to Brooklyn at 9 p.m. Not that she has much else to do, but like you came to Brooklyn to start a movie with with Ruby at 9 p.m. You were anticipating, okay, not for them.
• 1:16:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were turning Netflix and chill to submit it.
• 1:16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just you were trying to hulu and woohoo to submit it.
• 1:16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember that?
• 1:16:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: What I think is funny isn't Netflix and chill.
• 1:16:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that was like the first thing.
• 1:16:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then people were like, well, what is it for Hulu?
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And people were like, Hulu and Woohoo.
• 1:17:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, but Netflix and chill doesn't rhyme.
• 1:17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So why did it have to rhyme for Hulu?
• 1:17:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: How about Hulu and hook up?
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I like that more.
• 1:17:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, also it's just like Netflix and chill is just like that is that's what it is for all of it.
• 1:17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, stupid.
• 1:17:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, Lily shows up and she's like brought over pretty in pink, which also stars Harry Dean's stand and she's obsessed and she's like, well, I don't know, like I just like, I mean, I'm just like bored.
• 1:17:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have anything to do like I just need a friend and roof is like, well, I'm not your friend.
• 1:17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to be your friend and I actually can't be your friend.
• 1:17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yesterday reminded me how much I can't be your friend and it's just not fair.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I can't be your safety net anymore.
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like you made the choice to be Mrs. Bath and so now you have to go do that.
• 1:17:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which like he's right.
• 1:17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, she's the one who's in there.
• 1:17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yeah, she's I never want to give her a few of the credit, but like he is right.
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and then if you didn't get married, they will come in on a honeymoon for anything Claire shows up.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I always think it's funny when like a new-ish relationship shows up and like the person you're with is talking to someone that they know that you don't know.
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you are like, let me kiss you in the lips.
• 1:18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just don't think it's like a little bit like I agree we don't like don't like greet you don't have to greet them with a kiss in the lips right exactly it's like a little bit much in my mind I don't know and then Lily is like I've never seen Lily actually like embarrassed.
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: but she literally gives like embarrassed in this moment.
• 1:18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's so like embarrassed, how between her legs and she like gives Rufus.
• 1:18:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: She brought over a bottle of wine also, hinted and she gives it to Rufus.
• 1:18:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like this, this one of your favorites and she leaves.
• 1:18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's just like, what a walk of shame.
• 1:18:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 1:18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair goes to confront Vanessa.
• 1:18:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Vanessa is like, Blair.
• 1:18:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm going to say no, she and I tell you and Vanessa thinks that she's like dot one over Vanessa's like, you're too slow.
• 1:18:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be your two slow for me and Brooklyn things move fast.
• 1:19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay When I ask you to do something I expected to do it and Blair's like Vanessa to light your shit up.
• 1:19:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay I'm gonna rock your shit
• 1:19:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa says that I'm there slaps her across the face.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop, Brooklyn.
• 1:19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: She rips off her shirt.
• 1:19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Home school.
• 1:19:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: She rips off her shirt and what's under it.
• 1:19:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, great.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 1:19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in her field hockey tours.
• 1:19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.
• 1:19:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: We hear what?
• 1:19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, does it hurt?
• 1:19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you recognize her?
• 1:19:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:19:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: She built that a real hockey stick.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 1:19:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 1:19:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, oh, God.
• 1:19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry.
• 1:19:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I slipped.
• 1:19:42
  [UNKNOWN]: I slipped.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I slipped.
• 1:19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She throws it at her.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a parade out of my hand.
• 1:19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you pick that up for me, please?
• 1:19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you pick that up for me?
• 1:19:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: It appears I've dropped it.
• 1:19:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't make me ask twice.
• 1:19:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 1:19:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Vanessa's like, well, you screwed Nate over.
• 1:19:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you were just worried about yourself.
• 1:19:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, Vanessa just like is so, say my dad.
• 1:19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So eager to have her story and her read on these people be right.
• 1:20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she like won't allow for
• 1:20:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Something happened that you didn't know about like Blair told you not to worry about it Blair told you to stay out of it and then she'd handle it So why would you assume you'd get an update right you know what I mean exactly so then that's the like well I already talked to them in the Duke promised that the captain's gonna be safe and it's over and Blair's like
• 1:20:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you don't, I think.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I'd gotten Katherine to agree to pay the archabal debts and leave town in exchange for my silence.
• 1:20:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nate was about to have his own life back until you went to the Duke.
• 1:20:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: He put them on a plane to London in an hour ago.
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you're right.
• 1:20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is over.
• 1:20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: For Nate, thanks to you.
• 1:20:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, that's about night as I bad.
• 1:20:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the bad one.
• 1:20:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you.
• 1:20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to the restaurant and oh, we already did that.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:20:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, we, I did skip this one thing though.
• 1:20:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's important is after the near teeny happens.
• 1:20:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena goes up for the minions and is like never again.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she says from now on, everything goes through me.
• 1:21:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, oh.
• 1:21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, oh, and we got a gossip girl over the over the narration.
• 1:21:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes, well, come back, Queen Serena.
• 1:21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Consider us your humble servants because if looks could kill, we would want to be Dan Hawke.
• 1:21:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love that line.
• 1:21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 1:21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So good.
• 1:21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it seemed like the minions are like so excited that Serena's a new queen and I'm like, well, why?
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like you had a queen.
• 1:21:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you want to say we can finally wear like cool little scarves it is funny how they're all their clothes change with the switch and regime, you know, it's interesting.
• 1:21:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, okay, Nate's walking on the street Vanessa runs up some crazy red boots.
• 1:21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I'd be long-stocking.
• 1:21:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's Phoebe and a homecoming, never mind.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're wearing a red jacket.
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, sorry, but I love those boots.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love those boots, you wore it.
• 1:21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she came to a Polynesian Lake, because she's like, I didn't know what Blair was doing.
• 1:21:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, classic.
• 1:21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care about the money, but you lied to me when I asked you what was wrong.
• 1:21:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, of course, it's so late to be like, it's not a bounty that it's like, who could I trust?
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And not probably as such a huge thing for Nate too.
• 1:22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: because he has so many people he can really trust, you know what I mean?
• 1:22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it would make sense for Vanessa to be one of them because a hundred percent, so not enough.
• 1:22:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like her whole thing is like, I'm a trust-worthy bitch, you know what I mean?
• 1:22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she said each month I'm not like other girls.
• 1:22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so not the whiny do I call him girl.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, can you call me and tell me all about it?
• 1:22:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like kind of girl who can eat half a sandwich and save the rest of the rest of the way later.
• 1:22:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's called being eco-conscious and skinny.
• 1:22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, he's like, I'm going to go to school and she goes, so that's it.
• 1:22:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can't even be friends.
• 1:22:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: What does he say?
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says, no, he says, and we're never really friends.
• 1:22:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember, burn.
• 1:22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so Jenny in the moment has come.
• 1:23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's at our locker.
• 1:23:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: The minions walk up.
• 1:23:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: She came to school early to avoid them, which I don't know why, because they were been ignoring you.
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they grab her handbag, dump it out, and throw it back on her.
• 1:23:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, guys.
• 1:23:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did this go through Serena?
• 1:23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's back when they nugged it, but I know this did not go unless could you imagine I was my thought, but I don't imagine Dan finding out that Serena told them everything has to go through her and then finding out this happened because you know Dan's not going to give her the benefit of the dog You just didn't assume it did go through her So Dan is calling Amanda before school to apologize again to her and he all the fun is like I don't think of Serena even though I know I blamed you and I'm like, so then when are you calling Serena?
• 1:23:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: to apologize for that.
• 1:23:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you're calling a man's a girl you don't know to apologize to her and tell her that you don't think it was Serena who you did blame it on, then like I'm waiting for you to call the person you have a storied history with and fucking apologize, you know?
• 1:23:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but Amanda can talk to Dan because
• 1:24:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: my goodness did you see what I was totally forgot this freaking plot freaking plot was she's been getting our go the whole oh my god she's been put on a mission by none other than mother chucker none other than that baths hole chuck
• 1:24:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and apparently getting your hair.
• 1:24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is funny though.
• 1:24:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Getting her hair burned off was apparently not part of the deal, but I'm like, it was Chuck's idea Chuck hired you and made the narrative for the girls and told them to go do it.
• 1:24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So hilarious that like you didn't agree to that one.
• 1:24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was his whole fucking idea.
• 1:24:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you didn't just put it on air, he was holding it in the line of air.
• 1:24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her air is fully in a head scarf.
• 1:24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is.
• 1:24:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he did this because he was like, well, I had to make Serena jealous.
• 1:24:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because jealous, he's a powerful emotion.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had to create a monster if I was going to de-throne a queen.
• 1:24:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So his whole goal has been to get Blair off the throne.
• 1:24:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Serena can take over her free.
• 1:24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think because he wants Blair to feel like she needs him.
• 1:25:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's like taking away something that Blair, he knows Blair loves.
• 1:25:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, yeah, it's just interesting.
• 1:25:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, because I would think if you want to be with Blair, you're probably wanted to be queen, so that you guys can be like this power couple.
• 1:25:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he wants to exist.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 1:25:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll know, but in his brain right now, it's like, if we're not going to be together, I don't want you to have.
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, true.
• 1:25:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want you to have anything, not just anyone but anything.
• 1:25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Chuck says to her, I hear you're going to boarding a school in Vermont and gives her an envelope of cash.
• 1:25:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're like never going to see Amanda again.
• 1:25:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good bye Laura.
• 1:25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye Laura.
• 1:25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go back to pump.
• 1:25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: go back to Jackson.
• 1:25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jenny is at Eleanor's.
• 1:25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Eleanor's not there, but she's talking to Laurel.
• 1:25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's lying to everyone saying she doesn't have to go to school.
• 1:25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're starting the for women's summer when she era.
• 1:25:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's like we have our women's summer.
• 1:25:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jay, like this is America.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't get off for any women's holidays.
• 1:25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also like it's the third day of school.
• 1:25:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you don't already have a day off, but they're like whatever.
• 1:26:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's skipping a school and helping out.
• 1:26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then Dan gets to school and is literally, it is like he came to school right before this.
• 1:26:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we have Blair gets to school first.
• 1:26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, and sees the minions.
• 1:26:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, where were you?
• 1:26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Serena walks up and they freak the hell out.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we see that all the girls are wearing like Serena style hair ties.
• 1:26:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like Serena has a whole different vibe.
• 1:26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair is very confused.
• 1:26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blair says she wasn't feeling well that I before.
• 1:26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she really like takes her scarf off and puts it on the Blair and it's like You're poor thing.
• 1:26:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like Blair is like shaken.
• 1:26:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like freaked out by what's happening here She's like playing with her hair all this shit and then Blair goes to leave and Chuck's like look who's back on top I wonder how that happened.
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait.
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know exactly how that happened So now Dan, well, and this scene was awesome
• 1:26:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I liked the song, I liked how everything was going and everything was going.
• 1:26:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like the shot, the camera's like doing a 360 around Dan, as literally, what did you say the plague?
• 1:27:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's like he is the plague.
• 1:27:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is the plague, literally.
• 1:27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of wish that the song at the end of the pilot that plays when Serena throws her phone and the trash was playing.
• 1:27:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it still works.
• 1:27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I kind of wish played right here.
• 1:27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 1:27:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what it's so Reno walks in she's like shaking her head at him like she literally does it all
• 1:27:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's all, he's literally like, whoa.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: This really was social suicide.
• 1:27:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: My little sister was right.
• 1:27:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, and then she walks past them again, our final gossip girl moment of the episode.
• 1:27:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, Lonely Boy.
• 1:27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't say we didn't try to warn you, but if Queen asks, we'll do this to D, or any of us safe, bow down or bow out.
• 1:28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: XOXO, gossip girl, shish, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 1:28:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like you can't make that noise
• 1:28:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And no, I can't have the phone away yet.
• 1:28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: By the way, Lin is not found away.
• 1:28:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, my shirt, I can adult dance classes of hip-hop.
• 1:28:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's fine.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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• 1:28:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I thought you were the dancer.
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• 1:28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lights out, meetings already over, get to bed.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's bad.
• 1:29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 1:29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You want to read this in Opsis for next week?
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's season two episode five.
• 1:29:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Phoebe, remember, it doesn't like the title.
• 1:29:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Serena always also, whoa.
• 1:29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Serena also rises.
• 1:29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't like that plan.
• 1:29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: The sun also.
• 1:29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: How about the sun, Rina?
• 1:29:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: right, right, right, right, okay.
• 1:29:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: In the midst of fashion week, a furious Blair learns that her mother, Eleanor, at the suggestion of her protege, Jenny, has given Serena and her new socialite friend, Poppy Lyft, and front receipts to Eleanor Waldorf show.
• 1:29:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hurt once again by Serena's popularity and her mother's betrayal, Blair decides to sabotage the show.
• 1:29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Meanwhile, Dan starts hanging out with Chuck, but a walk on the dark side always has its risks in day and day and there and sit the hard way.
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily learns secret that her new has been Bart has been keeping from her.
• 1:30:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:30:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot about this fashion show.
• 1:30:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I'm trying to remember right now, and I keep getting that girl that Nate dates like way later.
• 1:30:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I keep seeing her in my head, but I'm not her.
• 1:30:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but I think it means they were close to meeting Agnes, which is exciting, because Agnes is
• 1:30:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Adelvi, is that her full name?
• 1:30:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like Ann Adelvi, but that doesn't say Dovi.
• 1:30:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, I think that's her name.
• 1:30:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is the real life Poppy lived in from gossip girl?
• 1:30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, she has like a little bun or no way.
• 1:30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hang up.
• 1:30:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to lock this up.
• 1:30:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, yes, it's Ann Adelvi.
• 1:30:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Before they knew, we had based on Annadovee.
• 1:30:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know I know, but I'm like, that's busy.
• 1:30:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:30:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Poppy lifts, I did not know that.
• 1:30:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is such an interesting ripple for this.
• 1:31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Poppy lifting based on Annadovee.
• 1:31:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And again, it'll be interesting to see how people viewed Annadovee based on Poppy lifting.
• 1:31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because now, nobody knows Annadovee for anything except her being a con artist, but at that time, that was her doing it.
• 1:31:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's, that just blew my mind, that's awesome.
• 1:31:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys, well, thank you so much, Felicene.
• 1:31:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Reminder, summer five days are starting.
• 1:31:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope you are excited for the love island premiere.
• 1:31:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope you're excited for part two of summer house, go listen to our recap of part one on other people's business.
• 1:31:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is a day in the life vlog.
• 1:31:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's nice and a hearty on our Patreon for the Caroline Show, for all of you Caroline coded sea words out there.
• 1:31:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, we will see you next week.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: In Splash.