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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Thursday. We are The Woody Show. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Woody. That is Greg Gordon.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace. Hi. Gina Grant is here. Hello. We
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  Speaker 3: got Seabass. We've got Sammy. Hey. Jeff G is here.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: We got Morgan. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is our
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  Speaker 3: video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort. We
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  Speaker 3: got Menji. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY is the phone number.
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  Speaker 4: That's 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. Today,
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  Speaker 3: September 24th, it's Lash Stylist Day, ladies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God bless them. I don't know how they do it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how you guys, you find ways to
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  Speaker 3: spend money. Because it looks awesome. A lash stylist. You
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  Speaker 3: say that, but then you're like, she's hot.
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  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, she's totally put together.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what percentage of women actually have a lash stylist.
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  Speaker 3: A good amount if you have extensions.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you got the extensions and they're dyed different colors,
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  Speaker 7: that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. They look good. Menacee's National Punctuation Day.
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  Speaker 3: Who needs it?
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  Speaker 4: Don't need it, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, there are still adults that will text, and we
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  Speaker 3: see them all the time when they text over here.
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  Speaker 3: Other than the first letter, because the phone automatically does
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  Speaker 3: that part for you.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 3: There's no punctuation, and everything is in lowercase.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's just one big run-on text. Yeah, totally. So try
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  Speaker 3: to celebrate it today, National Punctuation Day.
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  Speaker 9: And some people pluralize things by doing an apostrophe S.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing it wrong. It is World Maritime Day. It
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  Speaker 3: is National Cherries Jubilee Day. And National Horchata Day. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: I'll take it. You know what is very exciting? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it's not fall that you're excited for, but get excited.
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  Speaker 3: I know Sammy is. The fall products available now at
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  Speaker 3: Trader Joe's. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We have an expert here.
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  Speaker 3: She had posted something I saw on your Instagram. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She was so excited. She never posts. I know. Very rarely.
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  Speaker 3: Hardly ever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she made like a store display in her house.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. Yes.
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  Speaker 10: Because I had to buy all the new fall stuff
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  Speaker 10: and I love to like have it out because it
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  Speaker 10: looks all fall, but it's also functional.
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  Speaker 3: You can eat it.
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  Speaker 11: There's cookies in the boxes.
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  Speaker 1: Like.
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  Speaker 3: So good. There's so many new things. What are you
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  Speaker 3: not getting? Give us some examples of the fall stuff available. Well,
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  Speaker 3: the pumpkin bread, obviously. That's the go-to.
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  Speaker 11: Everybody knows that one. They have new fall sugar cookies
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  Speaker 11: that are shaped like leaves.
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  Speaker 10: And they have new pasta that's like in different colors
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  Speaker 10: shaped like leaves.
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  Speaker 3: And it's super cute.
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  Speaker 11: They have butternut squash soup.
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  Speaker 3: Which is delicious. That is good. It's delicious, but is
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  Speaker 3: it cute? It's cute.
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  Speaker 9: It would look good on display.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's orange with a cute little label.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody knows that, right?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and they have apple pie ice cream.
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  Speaker 7: I did try that. They had it on sample when
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  Speaker 7: I was in there. And I was like, you know what?
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to try this.
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  Speaker 4: Guess what?
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  Speaker 3: Tastes like apple pie. It did have like crust in it.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. Just like apple pie. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: And they have pumpkin cranberry crisps. They're like crackers. If
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  Speaker 10: you get that with goat cheese or something.
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  Speaker 3: So good.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 3: That's a word that I really can't say. Crisps. Crisps. Crisps.
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  Speaker 3: Did I say it right?
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  Speaker 7: Crisps.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Crisps.
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  Speaker 3: Crisps.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds a little bit like you're calling a cat.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Crisps. It's like saying texts.
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  Speaker 2: Texts.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, they also have the apple pie spread. You put
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  Speaker 11: it on bread and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good. You know what?
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  Speaker 10: I haven't seen yet this year, but they had it
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  Speaker 10: last year, which was like an apple.
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  Speaker 11: Cinnamon swirl bread. That is good. Do not pass that
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  Speaker 11: one up. It's very, very good.
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  Speaker 3: What are you?
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  Speaker 4: Aren't you glad you asked? Yeah, I'm writing this down.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, people do like Trader Joe's, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: some of the seasonal stuff, the limited time stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like if you don't know about it, you know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're missing out. And we do have a person
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  Speaker 3: who's tapped into it. So we might as well take
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  Speaker 3: advantage of the resources that we have. You got the plug.
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  Speaker 3: People go hard for Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know what I really never hear about anymore
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  Speaker 7: is Aldi. And Greg used to be a huge Aldi head.
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  Speaker 7: The only person I knew that went there.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 9: They're kind of far away from where I live. And
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  Speaker 9: it's not worth the drive. I don't think I want
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  Speaker 9: to drive an extra whatever. 15 minutes to save 15 cents.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but not with these gas prices. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Not actually saving money.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Exactly. All right, 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text.
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  Speaker 3: Check in over to 22987. It is time for your
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  Speaker 3: Thursday birthdays. And we'll start with the celebrities. It's kind
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  Speaker 3: of thin today.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You got Stephanie McMahon. Okay. The WWE's billion-dollar princess. She's
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  Speaker 3: married to Triple H. She's 50 years old today. You
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  Speaker 3: got Mean Joe Green, the Pittsburgh Steelers legend who's 80. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Nia Vardalos?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Vardalos.
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  Speaker 3: Is that how you say the name?
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  Speaker 4: Nia Vardalos.
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  Speaker 9: It's Vardalos?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I never knew that.
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  Speaker 4: Me neither.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was Vardalos. I always thought it was
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  Speaker 3: Hayden Panetteri. Same here. But it's Hayden. But Nia from
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  Speaker 3: my big fat Greek beer. I told you, my nightmare
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  Speaker 3: is to be the person at the, and you better
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  Speaker 3: hope I never have this job, to have the job
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  Speaker 3: at the airport where you're calling up passengers, like, please
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  Speaker 3: report to the ticket counter.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And everybody's missing their flight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You won't even recognize them. Naya Firdalo.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, please report to the ticket counter. Anyway, she's 64.
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  Speaker 3: Ben Platt, won the Pitch Perfect movies. Dear Evan Hansen,
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  Speaker 3: 33 years old. Ian Bowen, he was Ryan in Yellowstone.
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  Speaker 3: He was also, he had like a recurring role on
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  Speaker 3: Mad Men, if you watched that. He's 15. Oh, now
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  Speaker 3: I gotta see. Yeah. Ian, Ian, I-A-N, B-O-H-E-N. Probably Ian.
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  Speaker 3: Ian Bowen.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: He's 50 years old.
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  Speaker 9: You look him up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking right now.
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  Speaker 1: Ian Vaughn.
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  Speaker 3: Yellow Star, I love.
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  Speaker 4: You guys look familiar from Mad Men.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I started Mad Men and never finished it. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin Sorbo is 68. Next year, big birthday. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: going to be so hot. And today's partner birthday is
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  Speaker 3: Kyra Haught. And today's birthday girl, she's had more hands
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  Speaker 3: on her than a poker table. In 186 fine films,
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  Speaker 3: including Feast of Cleavage.
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  Speaker 9: A feast.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Bosoms in the Barn, Volume 1. Big
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  Speaker 3: Boobed Babe Gets Wild on a Public Train. Yeah, she does.
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  Speaker 3: Big Booby Lesbian Liquors, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was fantastic in Plunge into Her Valley. Also, Worship
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  Speaker 3: in the Sheets, Volume 1. Lover Escapes Coronavirus Lockdown in
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  Speaker 3: the Park with Immoral Threesome.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: During the lockdown, you had to do what you had
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  Speaker 3: to do. Well, yeah, topical. You kept it outdoors, at least.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in We
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  Speaker 3: Scream for girly cream?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's Kyra Haught, who's 33 years old today. And that's
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  Speaker 3: your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show. We're going to take a quick break. More
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  Speaker 3: Woody Shows next.
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  Speaker 9: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Woody Show. We'll be right back. What's up,
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show podcast listeners?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on, everybody?
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  Speaker 4: It's Menace.
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  Speaker 5: the Woody Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: And now more of the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see what we got in the way of the
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  Speaker 3: trending news headlines. What do you got, Gina Grad?
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  Speaker 6: A federal judge has ordered the White House to restore
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  Speaker 6: those press credentials ASAP from CNN, Politico and MSNOW after
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  Speaker 6: they were all banned last week. The judge granted a
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  Speaker 6: temporary order restoring those passes for at least the next
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  Speaker 6: 14 days. The judge also says that the White House
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  Speaker 6: hadn't sufficiently justified its national security argument and that they
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  Speaker 6: didn't follow the process for taking away credentials.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, if you're one of the reporters who got to
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  Speaker 3: not go to work, I guess, for a few days. Like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: we're good, we're good. It's like, oh, man. Now I
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  Speaker 3: gotta go back. Also, I'm like, damn it.
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  Speaker 7: Are you going to get called on when they do
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  Speaker 7: that little press conference? They're like, Don't they have to
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  Speaker 7: like call out the person for the massive question?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Don't forget.
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  Speaker 3: Just stand there. Take your notes.
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  Speaker 6: Well, former child actor Jonathan Taylor Thomas, you know, he
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  Speaker 6: was the middle son Randy on Home Improvement. He had
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  Speaker 6: a little running with the cops this week. Jonathan was
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  Speaker 6: a passenger in a car that got pulled over and
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  Speaker 6: deputies say that JTT, who's 45 now, by the way,
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  Speaker 6: got out of the car even though he was repeatedly
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  Speaker 6: told not to. Cops say he appeared intoxicated and they
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  Speaker 6: eventually detained him for obstructing and resisting an officer and
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  Speaker 6: being drunk in public.
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  Speaker 3: He was released several hours later. We also heard that
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  Speaker 3: he was like kicking cops. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 9: Kicked one in the stomach, apparently.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 7: He was in the episode of Karate Kid Returns, which
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  Speaker 7: was in season six, episode 26. 22 of home improvement
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  Speaker 7: how do you know that i don't know that's information
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  Speaker 7: you retained but all these words that we bring to
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  Speaker 7: the table yeah so he does have a background in karate.
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  Speaker 3: Random jonathan taylor thomas cameos.
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  Speaker 6: How many Teen Beat slash Tiger Boat beat posters did
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  Speaker 6: you have?
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  Speaker 4: I had all of them.
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  Speaker 3: That's season two, episode six. If you scrub in about
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  Speaker 3: 13 minutes, you'll see them.
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  Speaker 4: That he is trained.
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  Speaker 9: That is the ultimate stupidity. I can understand. I'm not
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  Speaker 9: saying I condone it, but I understand. Let's say he
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  Speaker 9: was the driver. He's pissed that he got busted.
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  Speaker 3: He's angry. You're the passenger. Just sit there.
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  Speaker 12: Sit down.
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  Speaker 3: Idiot.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to another 15 years
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  Speaker 6: in prison for sexually assaulting a former TV production assistant
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  Speaker 6: in 2006. Weinstein was originally convicted in New York in 2020,
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  Speaker 6: but that conviction was overturned in 2024. He was given
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  Speaker 6: a new trial, but a jury once again found him
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  Speaker 6: guilty of a first degree criminal sex act. Weinstein has
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  Speaker 6: already spent more than six years behind bars as the
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  Speaker 6: case worked its way through the courts.
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  Speaker 3: So with the Harvey Weinstein, are these just all different cases?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So he got sentenced for one already, right? So he's
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  Speaker 3: serving time for that one. And then this is just
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  Speaker 3: a different one. And then are they served consecutively or
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  Speaker 3: is it one of those? All right. This one's 10 years.
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  Speaker 3: This one gets added to the end.
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  Speaker 6: Of it or– Well, as far as my understanding is–
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  Speaker 6: There's so many of them. Yeah, but these are totally
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  Speaker 6: separate trials, so I don't think they combine like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: There was something where it hadn't been released yet whether
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  Speaker 10: he was going to be able to serve them concurrently
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  Speaker 10: or not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm saying if he's– I mean, he's going
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  Speaker 3: to die in jail. Yeah, that's where I was going
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  Speaker 3: with that. But, you know, so you're serving, say, 15
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  Speaker 3: years already for a different case. Now there's this other case. Like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, we're going to give you 10 years for
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  Speaker 3: this one. But does that mean you start serving it
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  Speaker 3: right now because you're already serving? Or like, nope, you
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  Speaker 3: can't start it yet until you finish this one.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's whatever they decide you can. Because it's
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  Speaker 7: just like Sammy said. They can make a decision like, okay,
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  Speaker 7: you serve this. Yeah, I've seen that before.
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  Speaker 3: To be served concurrently, to be served consecutively. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense now. You'd think it would be totally separate,
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  Speaker 3: but I guess not. It's a pile of stuff I
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  Speaker 3: don't understand.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, it says that hasn't been finalized yet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Well, speaking of creepers, there's a story in the news
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  Speaker 6: today about a woman who had a guy sitting next
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  Speaker 6: to her on a United flight who just started masturbating.
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  Speaker 6: He was staring directly at her as he did it,
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  Speaker 6: by the way. She told the crew.
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  Speaker 3: Flattering. Right?
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  Speaker 6: But the flight was so full, there was nowhere for
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  Speaker 6: her to go. So they just let her stand in
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  Speaker 6: the aisle just to get away from him. But when
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  Speaker 6: it was time to land, she says they made her
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  Speaker 6: go back to her original seat next to this dude.
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  Speaker 3: There's not another guy on that flight that's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you can sit next to me. Why don't you look
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  Speaker 3: at me and do that, brother?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I know, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no volunteers. I'd be happy to volunteer. Yeah, see
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  Speaker 3: where this goes. What are you doing, man?
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  Speaker 4: I was super volunteered for that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. Where's Morgan? Come on in here
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  Speaker 3: real quick.
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  Speaker 6: While she comes in, the plane got to the gate.
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  Speaker 6: There were no cops, no nothing.
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  Speaker 3: He just walked off the plane like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 6: So she filed complaints with United and contacted the FBI herself.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry, guys.
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  Speaker 6: For her trouble, United apologized and gave her a $ 100
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  Speaker 6: flight credit.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you have said something along those lines, and I
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  Speaker 3: brought you in because I don't want to misquote you. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You said, like, if you were in that situation, you
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  Speaker 3: would be flattered?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like getting a compliment from a guy on
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  Speaker 8: the street or, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you said you like catcalls, right? No, catcalls we've
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  Speaker 3: talked about, but I seem to remember a conversation, and again,
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  Speaker 3: I want to make sure I get it right. So,
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  Speaker 3: brought her in with, if there was a guy... who
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  Speaker 3: did this and you were the person he was staring
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  Speaker 3: at while he was doing it, you said that you
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  Speaker 3: would be flattered by it. Yeah, I wouldn't love the situation,
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  Speaker 3: but I would take it as a compliment. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: he thinks I'm cute.
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  Speaker 4: But would you.
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  Speaker 11: Sit there and stay there?
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  Speaker 3: He's showing at me. Would you talk dirty to him
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  Speaker 3: to get him to finish quicker? Yeah, you want to.
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  Speaker 7: Wrap it up.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get through this. That's a great idea, just get
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  Speaker 3: it over with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man, it's so hot.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it would be awkward, right? But I'd be
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  Speaker 8: lying if I said I wouldn't be flattered.
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  Speaker 3: But would you switch seats or would you be like,
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  Speaker 3: it's fine?
• 14:15
  Speaker 8: I would try to switch seats, I think. But then,
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, this girl couldn't switch, so she's stuck there, right?
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: She's standing in the aisle. That's nuts. Hey, but you
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: know what? For a $ 100 voucher. Worth it.
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I do have a question. We know automatically
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: Sammy's calling the cops, but let's just say.
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: How dare you? Let's just say it's legit Edelman that
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: did it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: And it's like him, like. Yeah, it's not a person
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: that looked like him. One of Sammy's objects of lust.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you be like, well, you're not the person I
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: thought you were.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: You're nuts.
• 14:45
  Speaker 11: That's exactly right. You would go like, oh, my God,
• 14:48
  Speaker 11: this is that would still be so creepy.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: And then I would be like, I don't like him anymore. Like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: but you even call the cops. then she might go
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: home and use that from her spank bank to knock
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: one out later. Everything changes if he's hot.
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: No, because there are hot actors that you hear do
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: crazy stuff, and you're like, eh, nah, I'm out.
• 15:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, they're super weirdos, turns out.
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he would be a super weirdo if he did that,
• 15:12
  Speaker 10: and then I wouldn't like him, and he wouldn't be
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: the person that I thought he was, and it would
• 15:15
  Speaker 10: be gross.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: And if that goes into spank bank, that's a different conversation.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Two things can be true. You know what I mean?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: Even if that was, he could still be like, that
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: guy's pretty gross. But that's a separate conversation.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Maybe you're into gross.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe you're into creepy.
• 15:32
  Speaker 9: I've never witnessed it, but I'm with Morgan.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I think it would be flattering. Of all these people
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: on this plane, he picked me. Right.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Well, you were sitting next to him.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but forget that.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: You have an assigned seat.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: If I'm sitting... This could not be more far-fetched. Let's
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: say I'm sitting on a plane and there's a woman
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: sitting next to me and she starts diddling herself while
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: staring at me. I'm psyched. Thank you. That's different as
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: a guy, right? Yeah, it's a gender thing.
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: And also when it comes to this dude. He is
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: maybe started doing it because he looked at you.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Greg.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: You got him horny.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: So it's your fault.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you should have bought him a drink.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe he's not always a creep. It's just you brought
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: it out of him. Greg, are you saying it's the
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: woman's fault here? Is that what you're saying?
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: Morgan, you're too good looking.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: She's too real, victim. No, dude, that sucks. I mean,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I see you in the art. She paid 400 bucks
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: for her tickets. They offered her– they should have at
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: least refunded the flight. Exactly. Yeah, they gave her a
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: $ 100 voucher, which– have you seen the airline prices?
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: You can't go anywhere.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Drop in the bucket. You might get a checked bag
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Well, bad news if you're one of those people who
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: stuffs as much as you can into a carry-on to
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: avoid checking the bag, you know, and paying for that.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: The TSA's new 3D scanners have a smaller opening, actually
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: an inch almost smaller than those old X-ray machines we're
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: used to. And that means that some bags technically meet
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: an airline's carry-on limits may not fit through these new scanners.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do this on purpose.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I think they're in cahoots with the airlines, right? Absolutely.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: So they're in cahoots with the airlines like, look, if
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: it doesn't fit, it doesn't ship, right? So if it
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: doesn't make it through this new scanner, this thing, the
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: 3D scan, therefore you have to check it.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: And you have to pay.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: And I, dude, I've been burned on that too, because
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: they have that little metal box. If it doesn't fit
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: in that metal box.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I never, I skipped that thing. Yeah. Well, because if
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you have the typical little carry on roller bag, right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: It doesn't, it doesn't account for like, if you take
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: that extra zipper that makes it so you can put
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: more extender, that makes it too big.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: And that box has definitely gotten smaller.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: It won't fit in that box.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course not.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: And you say, I skipped that, Gina, but like when
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: Spirit was around, they had one of those right there.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, I remember.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: But I still always got around it. Now, the thing is,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: people to get around the checked bag fee, they will
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: bring a ton of stuff. And so... You know, I
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: see these articles every once in a while about how
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: do we cut down on that? How do we make
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the boarding process more efficient with people? Because they have
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: so much stuff. Some stuff's going under the seat. This
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: is going up in the overhead compartment. They say, you know, something,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: if you have more than one item, one of those
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: items has to go in the seat. Yes, in front
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: of you. Under the seat in front of you. Because
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: you just can't, like, just put everything in.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Take up all the bin space.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Because then there's no more overhead space. Yeah. Just because
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: you brought everything you own.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Have you seen those videos of, like, This is a
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: new coat and it has like basically the coat becomes
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: the suitcase with like 18,000.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Pockets in it. Yeah, exactly.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: And finally, get ready to pay more for streaming. Disney
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: is raising prices on Disney Plus and Hulu again. The
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: new prices kick in now for new subscribers and next
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: month for current subscribers. And a bunch of the standalone
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: plans and bundles are going to get more expensive, too.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: So here's one little bit of good news, though. The
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: ad-supported Disney Plus and Hulu bundle is staying at $ 12. 99
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: a month.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: So with ads, you're still paying $ 13 a month?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: What's the point? So you get the ads and you
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: get the pay?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because the ads are offsetting the cost of the
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: new charge. So Disney has been raising streaming prices over
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: the past few years in order for customers to kind
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: of get steered toward those bundles and those ad-supported plans.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: So we cut the cord to save money, but now
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: we're back to 14 separate apps.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: So we have 14 cords.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: It's like the thing I was telling you the other day.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Now the math works out on average. They say the
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: average person is now paying more. For all the story.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: I forget what the number. The average person has X
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: number of apps, right?
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: They have Hulu. They have Netflix.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: If you average out what people are paying for all
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: those apps compared to the average now cost. So the
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: average cost of cable TV has now gotten cheaper.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: That's so crazy.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Than the average number of apps that people have.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: I'm contemplating actually just canceling all of it because I
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: don't even watch any of it. And I have all
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: the apps.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Well, how do you watch? Oh, and I watched the
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: show that you had mentioned for the first time ever. What?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Thousand Pound Roommates. Oh, yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I did too.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It's lit.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't hate it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: They talk about sex way too much. It's gross.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: The part that I was going to get to is
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: anything important, I'll see like clips of it online.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: So I don't even have to watch anything. Cancel them. Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: So wait, there's no show on You don't watch shows?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You just watch clips from shows?
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Dude, I feel like I never even watch anything anymore.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Well, you're going to have to have something because your
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: wife watches sports. Menace doesn't. But Nacho will watch NBA.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: She'll watch the playoffs.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: She'll drink a beer and watch a basketball game. Meanwhile,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Menace is pacing and waiting to watch Mormon Housewives or
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: whatever it is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. They have everything that's important in
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: clip form online, so I don't really need to watch it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: I just wish that one streamer would do my idea.
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: Every time Hulu raises their price, we drop our price.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: It would rule.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Counteract it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Like gas stations. Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: Well, they say that, you know, because they're going to
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: increase all this.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: They increase the prices so much that everybody's going to
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: dial it back, and then it will deflate.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Let's let it crash, and then we'll start over. It's
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: not just Disney Plus and Hulu. I mean, I feel
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: like every other day, Netflix is sending me something like, hey,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: just to give you a heads up. New update. Yeah, Peacock,
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: all that stuff.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: New charge, yep. Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Did you ever sign up for YouTube Premium, Greg? I
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: did not.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: I'm still thinking about it, and I'm trying to figure
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: out which one I want to dump in order to
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: take that one on.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: He has to talk to his finance guy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. His credit app isn't approved yet. The
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: one I watch the least is Netflix.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: So I might dump Netflix and go YouTube.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: For me, it's Hulu. Really? I love Hulu. Yeah, I
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: don't watch Hulu very much. Yeah. But yeah, Netflix is...
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I would say Netflix and... YouTube premium.
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: I don't like the Netflix interface.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: It bothers me. Yeah, Greg doesn't like where it says,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: are you still watching? He hates that so much. I
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: think that's his beef.
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: I use legit the most, I think, is Apple TV.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Apple TV. Peacock's good. I don't have that anymore.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: We've gone into week number three of this new NFL season.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: And what we're doing this season here on The Woody Show,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: two people here on the show will go head-to-head, picking
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: who they think will be the biggest loser in the
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: NFL in that particular week. So that's the team that
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: will lose by the most amount of points. And last week,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Menace beat Sammy. So he is the reigning champion.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: But barely.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sammy's biggest loser pick. Won the game. Won the game. So, yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: that didn't exactly go the way most people thought it
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: was going to go. No. But this week, Menace gets
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: to play again because he is the reigning champion.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: First of all, peen.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: And then he's going to take on Gina. Ooh. This
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: time around.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: So, again, you pick the team that you think will
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: be the biggest loser. And as the tiebreaker, how many
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: points you think they're going to lose by. And what
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: is your pick?
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's a lot.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, Gina.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: So, let's start with Gina.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: I think the Dolphins are going to be the biggest loser.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: They're going to play the Chiefs. I'm from Kansas City.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: I'm always rooting for the Chiefs. And I think they
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: beat the Colts last week. So I'm going to say
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: the Dolphins are going to lose by 12 points.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Lose by 12. Yeah. All right.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Menace?
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Well, I pretty much had the same as her.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: You can go with that one. It could be down
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: to the picks. It was pretty much the exact same thing. So, uh, yeah,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: like 10, 10 or 12 is what? 11. Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: The line's 11 and a half right now.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: So yeah, that's what I.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Was talking about.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: I mean, there's, there's a lot of interesting games, you know,
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: you have the chiefs and dolphins and then you have
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: lions and jets that could be really good. And then
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: you have 49ers Cardinals, which I'm actually going to go
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: to that game. Uh, but I mean, yeah, the one
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: that makes the most sense is chiefs and dolphins. So
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: let's say that I'll say that the Chiefs beat them
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: by more than 12.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: You got to give a number of points. Let's say 14. 14.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: So they both pick the Dolphins to be the biggest loser.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, if you just look at if you
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: don't know anything, you look at the spread. Right. Yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: The other one that was interesting is like you mentioned
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: that 49ers Arizona game.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: The thing is, though, like Arizona was surprising.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: The first week.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: In week one, not as surprising. Week two, because week
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: three is still kind of like a wild card.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 14: I think that's a safe bet in that case because
• 24:49
  Speaker 14: the Niners are at their own stadium in their home.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: That line is eight and a half.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm so not looking forward to going to that stadium.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: That stadium sucks so hard. Levi's Stadium for the 49ers
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: is the worst.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: It's an ugly stadium.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: It's the worst, and it has this weird sun thing
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: where half of the stadium stays in the shade and
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: the other half is 1,000 degrees.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I think it looks ugly on camera. Really?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: It's horrible.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: That huge, tall, flat facade. Off-putting, yeah. The shape of
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: it is strange. It's really weird. It is the worst.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: And then they tore down their old stadium thinking that
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: they were going to build stuff there, and then it's
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: just been empty this whole time.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Well, it's because the neighborhood blows, right?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Is it called Hunter's Point?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: No, HP, yeah. Wasn't it like really dangerous? It was
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: like one of the most dangerous places.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Like you leave that where the immediate area where the
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: stadium was and it was like, you know, take your
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: life in your own hands.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like USC.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, straight up, but the neighborhood has gotten much better.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, my biggest loser pick is I actually, I'm
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: going to go with Arizona.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: And San Francisco.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I hope you're right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because it's always these games that seem so obvious
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: on paper, Kansas City and Miami. Miami sucks. They're so bad.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: They could end up being the biggest loser of the season.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I would agree. But for whatever reason, I always feel
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: like in this kind of thing, it's a trap. It's
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: just too easy.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: It's too easy.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I think the most likely after that would
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: be Arizona to be the biggest loser. Jeff G., do
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: you have a thought?
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I would say I agree with Gina and Menace,
• 26:23
  Speaker 14: but I'll raise you guys a few more points. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 14: think the Dolphins win somewhere by... I'm sorry.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was about to say.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: KC wins by 17.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's going to be that big of a...
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: A difference.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: What do you think about that Lions-Jets game?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I think that's going to be close.
• 26:38
  Speaker 14: Jets have actually been playing pretty decent, and Lions haven't
• 26:41
  Speaker 14: been living up to expectations, so I think that's going
• 26:43
  Speaker 14: to be actually a tighter game. What I'm worried about
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: is my Chargers actually being the biggest loser, because the
• 26:47
  Speaker 14: Bills at home have been playing amazing, and the Chargers
• 26:50
  Speaker 14: freaking blow.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Yep, they suck.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: So the Chargers might be the biggest loser this week.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, let me talk about my team, man. The Steelers.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Steelers are playing Cincinnati. Now, the only thing is, they're
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: playing in Pittsburgh, right? And these... uh, you know, division
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: games usually split, you know, uh, they'll win this one,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: but when we'll win the next one, but they lost
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: so bad. The thing is like Joe Burrow's not injured yet. Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: So maybe by the second time around this season, when
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: we play them, he'll be injured and then we'll split
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: and we'll win that one.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: But exactly.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: I don't see the Steelers winning this one.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: I do have a quick question for you on the line.
• 27:23
  Speaker 14: Since she picked 12 and he picked 14, is it
• 27:26
  Speaker 14: the closest to the score without going over?
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: How do we determine that line?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Well, it's closest to however many points they lost by, right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess, yeah, you're right. Because if it's 13,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: then it splits. That's the only... Maybe without... We go
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: again next week.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe without.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what? In the regular season, those games
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: can end in a tie. Okay. If they go through overtime. Oh,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: So then it'll be me and Menace against somebody else.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Following the week. All right. 877-44-WOODY. Give us your thoughts.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Who do you think is going to be the biggest
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: loser in week three? 877-44-WOODY for calling in. Text over
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: to 2297. Greg Gorey.
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: My quest for learning continues. Is there a difference between
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: the spread and the line? That's essentially the same thing.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Essentially the same thing. Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: I'm hearing the line a lot this season, and I've
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: always heard it as the spread.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the same. Okay.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Same thing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: In a time of luxury, why wouldn't you use it? Nostalgia?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I may.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I may do it in the dark. You might want
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: to do it outdoors. The Woody Show. You know who's
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: on the show today? It's the guy who you've seen
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: on social media. Well, a lot of people have seen
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: him on social media going to every Chinese buffet until
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: he gets food poisoning. Oh, yeah. Mullet review. Love that guy.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: We're gooning out, boys. Hell yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He has dominated the internet.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: There's so many people that don't know each other that
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: I know in my world that mention him.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he rules.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think, you know what?
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Because it's universal. Yeah. Everybody got to eat.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it's not about politics or sports or
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: anything that can, you know, get people fighting. It's not divisive. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: He's just he's out there being adventurous and going to
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: all these Asian buffets until he gets food poisoning. His
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: name is Brandon. And he's going to be calling in.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: He lives in Ohio.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: So.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't make it in in person, but yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: the Chinese buffet until I get food poisoning guy will
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: be on the show here today. Phones are open 877-44-WOODY.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. Dude,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Jamie Foxx is 58 years old. Right. And there's another
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: baby on the way. Oh, man. Like, why you would.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Can't stop, won't stop. Forget the thing that, oh, you
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: got people and they're gonna... Yeah, right. You still have
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: a child.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: You're 60. Somebody's got to deal with it. You're 60. Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: And any parent out there, man, once you get out
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: of that diaper phase, I'm just like, man, there's no
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: going back.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Can you imagine?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do or say that would convince
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: me like, oh, you know what? Maybe it is a
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: good idea. Once you get out of that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: To start over.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: Is it the equivalent of you have an old dog,
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: so you get a puppy to kind of cheer it up.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: And peck it up? To do the transition. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's going to make the other dog feel so
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: much younger.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: It's a kid with a girlfriend. Okay.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I was about to say, does he live with the
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: baby mama?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his other daughters are 32 and 18. Whoa. He
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: admits that his age has crossed his mind, but said
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: talking to Al Pacino, there's another one.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: He's like 90 and has a baby.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Who became a dad again in his 80s.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: It said it made 58 suddenly seem pretty reasonable.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Well, they're going to compare to him. By the time
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: the kid graduated high school, Jamie's going to be 76
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: years old. Sweet. Wow. Yeah, 60 is the new 20.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: You're right on the text. It is. It's like 20, totally.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: So I guess the question is, how old is the girlfriend?
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Because if she's like, I want a baby, then if
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: you're going to keep her around, you got to have
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: the baby.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I was just seeing that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's 30.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: This video talking about Theo Vaughn's dad, because Theo Vaughn's
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: dad was seven years old.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: He was way old.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: When he was born. When he was born.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: And his dad died when he was 16. And you're like, oh,
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: old age? No, in a gun accident.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: So he's 86. Did you guys see any of the
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: clip with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I did not. So Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey, they've
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: joked for years. They might actually be brothers.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: And Woody Harrelson now says that he has definite confirmation
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: that their parents hooked up.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: So the whole theory started because McConaughey's mom, Kay, told
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: them years ago that she knew Woody's dad, Charles Harrelson,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: around the time that Matthew was conceived. And so Woody
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Harrelson now says that he has confirmed that his dad
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: was And Matthew McConaughey's mom definitely had sex. Oh, my God.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: So here's a story about the day Matthew McConaughey was born.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: This is here. They are talking a long time before
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: my mom shared this with us. He had told me
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: that when she was going to the hospital to give
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: birth to him, she says, come on, Jim. Let's go.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give birth. He goes, I'm not going.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: That ain't my son. The reason he said that ain't
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: my kid is because he knew that math wasn't math.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: All right. Now, again, nothing's been proven. No kind of
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: DNA test. I guess you can get more for that one.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: It's kind of convenient. They're talking about this. They're promoting
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: their new show on Apple TV. It's called Brothers.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks pretty funny.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: So there is that. But I do like both those guys.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: And I don't know if we're allowed to call this
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: a fun fact because it's kind of sad, but do
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: you know how Matthew McConaughey's dad died?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Having sex. Yes, with his mother in our.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Deck in the middle.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Wait, whose dad was like a serial killer or something?
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: Well, Woody Harrelson's dad went to prison, I believe, for murder. Oh,
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: maybe that's what I'm getting confused with.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: I don't think he was a serial killer per se,
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: but I'm pretty sure.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It's Mr.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Harrelson.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he died in prison. Another question from the 323.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: It says, I don't know if I'm hearing it correctly,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: but are you saying gooning out? I know. I think
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: the same thing.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Gooning, boys.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: It means something very different. Okay, I read... Very different.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I read a story, and there's a lawsuit in the news.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Dollar Tree is being sued over... There's an online trend
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: called Dollar Tree Gooners. What? Where men.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: They leave their goo on unsuspecting women inside the stores
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: and they post videos of it online. Oh, God. Dollar
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: tree gooners. This society. What we're saying is like we're
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: gooning out now, boys. That's a line from the guy
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: that we're having on, the Chinese buffet until I get
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: food poisoning guy. And he's talking about crab rangoon.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Right. And so when he gets one and he takes
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: a bite of it, he goes.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: He likes it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: We're gooning out now. Or not gooning out. We're gooning now, boys. Right, right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: That's just his thing. Because it's Crab Rangoon. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: So the lawsuit was filed by a woman in San Diego,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: says it happened to her. And since then, at least
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: 11 other women around the country have reportedly come forward
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: with similar claims. The lawsuit accuses Dollar Tree of knowing
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: that this was happening in their stores and not doing
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: enough to stop it. I don't know what you're supposed
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: And in Dollar Tree, isn't there like one employee for
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: like 87 customers?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Dollar Tree, they're fighting back. They're saying like, we took
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: appropriate steps to deal with the incidents. I don't know. Like,
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: what do you want us to do? You want to
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: give us like a poncho when you walk in? In
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: case it rains? Some rubber gloves?
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I understand.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Like, that sucks. And whoever does that. Whoever, if you're
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: a Dollar Tree gooner and you're doing it, of course
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: you should be picked up and taken away and sent
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to jail. What's the Dollar Tree supposed to do? People
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: coming in and out of there? Getting deals?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I do have a recommendation. Fix the lighting.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: There's another, that's another store that have issue with the lighting.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: So depressing. Will that keep dudes from dropping goo on people?
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Make it brighter in there.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Just psychologically, like those cameras, even if they're not on,
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: it makes you think twice.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 877. All those deals make them horny. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: You can send us your text. You can check in
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: over to 22987. Some more Woody Show next. Hang on.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Be back in a bit.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Woody.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 35:24
  Speaker 12: Look at that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's lovely.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Oh, babe. It's Seabass, guys. Aw, babe.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Hey, what's up?
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Aw, babe. It's like a ray of sunshine just entered
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: the studio. Yeah. Like toast.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: For sure. Are you saying that sarcastically? No. Yeah? He
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: came in here bitching about Vaughn's music in the office.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not the only one.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Well, because you brought it up on the show before.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I brought it up to our executive producer. I brought
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: it up to Hot Seat.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: And some people just need to be fired. The point
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: is it's not.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: I just don't learn.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I said just don't learn. Just don't learn. But I'm
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: saying the point is for you, it's not gotten any better.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Well, the banging on the table has gotten better.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: So there's no more desk drumming? Right.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Desk drumming.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Okay. In a room where two or three other people
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: are doing work. Okay.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Some people are just high slash oblivious.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Are you calling for your own office? That would be nice.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Can we get like an Olympic weight set and a
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: treadmill in there?
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, wait. Okay, I'll pay for those myself. Settle down.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: This week in audio. What do you got, CBass?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: All right, well, speaking of people making noise that need
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: to be shut up.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: That need to be shut up. Don't be this guy. Okay.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Number one, he's a fan of the Browns, Woody, so
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you love him.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: A fan, excuse me, a fan of the Tampa Bay
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Buccaneers who lost to the Browns, and he doesn't like
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: that either. So what he does is he waits until
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: the end of the game, you know, a couple of 10,
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: 15 minutes afterwards, gets by the players, you know, entrance
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: to their tunnel. And he just sits there with his
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: kid and screams at the players.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, cool guy.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Because he's a grown adult man. There's a little bit
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: of that.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Where's coach?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Here comes Baker.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Here comes Baker's bitch ass.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: You're going to get.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: An earful from me.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Come on down, Baker.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Come on down. That's 62! Hey, Baker!
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: You f * * * ed up!
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Come on, buddy! You f * * * ed up!
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: And he's recording that himself as if that's a good thing.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: And he waited to do that. It wasn't in the
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: moment or anything.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Helmets are off. Everyone's done all their crap. Again, they're
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: leaving the field. He thinks that's cool.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: It's a good example for the children.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Good bonding experience.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I cannot think of a bigger loser move other than
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: maybe the people who do street takeovers.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: What if he's just doing the yelling and screaming, but
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: he's not videotaping it and putting it online himself? Still
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: a loser. Yeah. I don't know. I like all the
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: smack talk in sports. In good spirit. Not when people
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: start actually throwing fists and things.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Throwing things at players who are coming in through the
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: tunnel or something. Nothing like that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Be interesting about it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Be creative. I love a good you suck.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: But you're 10, 15 minutes after the game to your
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: own player and you effing suck. You're waiting around as
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: a grown man who's older than Baker. My rule of
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: thumb is once you're older than the person you're yelling at,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: you're a loser. What about if he's helping?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: That's what it sounded like.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: It's reverse psychology. Hey, Coach Bowles, that's not good enough.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: He's motivating.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: You had to hear that. You had to know that
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: from me, the loser in the stands.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: Now he's in their heads. What a goddamn loser.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Again, I'm not defending people who end up fighting with
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: other fans in the stands, but just some good, healthy
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: smack talk. That's fun.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: This is 10, 15 minutes after the game. You're telling
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: a quarterback, hey, you effing suck.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: And it's his team.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Way to go.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Proved a point. Oh, it's not his team. Oh, I
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: thought he was pissed at me.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, I misspoke.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Gina is correct. Gina is correct. Thank you.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: This Week in Audio. All right. Why are they cheering?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, Baker Mayfield used to be the quarterback of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the Browns. This is all correct. He is no longer. Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: that's what Gina was getting. Is that what you were saying?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You're going to tell by this cheer. This is a
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: much happier NFL fan clip. They're cheering about something. And
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: guests in the room, why are they cheering?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Eagles fans.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Eagles fans, you know the other day.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: They were in Nashville over the weekend.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Eagles fans in Nashville.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: It sounds like a tailgate of some kind.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Something happened there.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's somebody doing something in the middle that they're
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: excited about.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, Menace, yes, yes, yes, yes. What could they be doing?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: You heard that? I mean, that's good detective work.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: Well, I've been in those tailgate settings many times.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, man, it's been this. How about, like, doing, like,
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: a beer bong or something, maybe?
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's smart.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a keg stand.
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: I was thinking keg stand or jumping off of something.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: See, that would be the bills more than the eagles.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Is somebody getting naked?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're going to soon, Gina. This is a live
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: engagement at the eagles' tailgate.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Greg, I'll bathe her eye roll. And for bonus points,
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: guess the weight of both participants.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Combined or individually?
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: Either or, give me bonus points.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Um, it's kind of an eye roll.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: They flew all the way to Nashville. Nashville.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Two hour flight. They love together. Yeah, let me think
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: They're on the riverfront there.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: It's kind of an, I guess it's an odd babe.
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: If she's equally as much of a fan as he is.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: They're about the same size.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I'm okay with it. Yeah, it's kind of cool. That's
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: their thing. And Philly's one of those towns where football's religion.
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: Totally.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an odd bait. And they found each other.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: God bless. And they'll both be needing seatbelt extenders on
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: the way home.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Like if you're at a Jacksonville Jaguars game, you know
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: what I mean? When in Rome.
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they have common interests. Share the love of this.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: You got a built-in crowd.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: They found each other.
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: I'm assuming they're really, really, really fat, so at least they.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Found each other. Based on what Seba said. Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: So that's nice. That's nice. Good for them.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: My question, this is a legitimate question, is how do
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: people that fat have sex? Oh, my God.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I told Menace that I finally watched... 1,000-pound roommates. Oh, yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: It was the only thing on the hotel television when
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: we were at the iHeartRadio Music Festival. As I was
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: flipping around, I'm like, there's nothing else on.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: It's available on HBO Max.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: This is what Menace was talking about. Let me check
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: it out. And, man, this chick was huge, and she
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: was talking about... This woman... can't stand up on her own. Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: She was going to physical therapy to get to the
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: point where she could stand. Wow.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, otherwise she's just like on a gurney.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Did you see it?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I watched it because you told me it was on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: so you saw the same episode. Yes.
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they hook her up to like a harness
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: and there's one of the physical therapists behind her like
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: pulling on a pulley, like a rope pulley to try
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: to help her stand up. And the goal was to
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: stand up on her own two feet for like five seconds.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Literally five seconds. And then that was it for the day.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: That was the big goal for the day. And do
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: you remember where they took her to weigh her? I don't.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: The equine center.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so in the same episode, you can't even stand.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: And she's like, when do you think I'll be able
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: to date and have sex? And it's like, how? And
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: it's not how, like, it's not how, who, there's somebody
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: for everybody. How logistically would that work? And my wife
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: is staring at the television. And she had the same,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: she was like, how would you, I have, like, physically how?
• 42:34
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Like, how big, how big of a fella, like, you know,
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: size-wise would you have to be? I think you'd have to,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: even as a man, I think you'd have to scissor.
• 42:46
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Because that way the flaps move folds.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Back out of the way. There's a lot going on, man.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is the least of your concern, lady.
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah, almost like a gynecology stirrup situation, maybe?
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: You gotta hope the guy was fit.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: It's love, man. Love will find a way.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: You have 1,000 pound roommates. This chick's horny, too. It's
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: all she could talk about, right?
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: He talks about that and he's like, I can't date
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: a fat chick because I'm so huge and there's just
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: no way.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Woody, Woody, Woody Show. And we'll go right back over
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: to Seabass with more of the week in audio.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: We've got a bit of audio from the BYU-Arizona game
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: that is gaining steam. This is announcers. They do those
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: little interviews where they talk to the team ahead of time, blah, blah, blah.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Get little fun facts they sprinkle in throughout their announcement
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: of the game. And this is one of them here.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: But he told us that at the dinners, you know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: sometimes they just... They just take their clothes off. And
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: they walk around naked. Are you naked at your dinners, Connor,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: with the family? Do I have to answer that? You
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: don't have to answer that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: That's talking about BYU quarterback.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. That's not very BYU of them. Bear Bachmeier. Huh.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Apparently said that we... Just dudes out?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: That's the only thing we got. We don't know more
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: at this point.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Okay. Whose dinners?
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: Got some follow-up questions.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Family dinners. That's what I'm saying. Like team dinners? Family dinners?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Family dinners, apparently.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Okay. There are people, I mean... where the house is
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: its own little nudist colony. People are very free with
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: being naked in front of each other or their kids.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, at what point is it inappropriate for the
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: kid to be in the shower with a parent?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: As soon as they'll remember it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was going to say, no older than three.
• 44:38
  Speaker 11: No, as soon as they start pointing things out.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: You should stop. There are some kids who are very grabby.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Like one of our friends, their daughter, she loves boobs, Greg.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: And so she'll just be standing there or whatever, and
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: she'll just grab a boob. Grab it. Wow. She's fascinated
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: with them. How old is she? She's seven. Oh, boy.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: That's something.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: So old enough to tell her different. Yeah, but she
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: just loves boobs, you know? Well, can you blame her? Yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, it's like I've never been in
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: a real stickler situation about language per se but when
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: it's in you got to know the right situation right
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: you got to be careful you know that's that's my
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: thing like i'm not uptight about language i just want
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: to make sure it's not being used and you know
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: the wrong place the wrong time right yeah exactly yeah
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: um but yeah i don't know you want you want
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: to be careful like yeah you can grab mommy's boob
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: here at home Little girl. But, you know, when you
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: leave the house, don't go grabbing. Don't be Gregging people. Right.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: As we've said, Greg loves boobs. I do. But when
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: he has one too many drinks, he starts groping. Those
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: days have gone. Yeah, well, I mean, we do have
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: that shock collar on you. Yeah, I'm way more behaved. Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Although we have women all the time who are like, oh,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I'm coming to your event. I'm hoping to get Greg'd. Yeah.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: We'll see if that ever happens again. All right. This
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: week in audio.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Let's get Woody Horny. This guy, kind of a bum type.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: In fact, exactly a bum type.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Boing.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Was at the Palo Alto Mall, and he wasn't leaving.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: He's like, no, I'm staying here. And it's been kicked
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: him out again and again and again. And what's, let's see,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: if you had a tool and you were a security guard,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: what kind of tool would you use to get compliance
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: from a bum who wasn't leaving?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: And you wanted to get real horny. See, I mean,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: like a pepper spray would do the job. Close. That
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: would affect other people. Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: And he can't see the leave at that point.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, clean it up.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: But if we're talking about something, you know, real fun.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: It would be like a taser.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we got some body cam here. Let's see
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: what happens.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Let's see what happens.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Sir?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Hey. Hey.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: This is private property. They can ask you to leave.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Ask them.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: We got the paperwork, dude.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Are you going to go?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Dude, back up.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: You're going to get tased, dude. Go ahead. You're going
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: to get tased. Get him. Do it. One at taser point.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: We're right in front of New Orleans. He's down now.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: He's down in front of New Orleans. Sean William Scott,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: did you hear that?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Did you hear when he got tased? Yeah. I swear
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: to God, Sean William Scott, who played Stifler in American Pie,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: it sounds like he was there. Are you going to go?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: No.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Dude, back up.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: You're going to get tased, dude. Go ahead. You're going
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: to get tased.
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: Do it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: One at Taser Point.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I enhanced it a little bit for you.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: He did the thing that's so great when people get tasted.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's helped.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: But he was the owner of the place.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. Exactly.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: He had the paperwork.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: If only there was a place we could throw these
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: people menace where they aren't doing this 15 and 20 times.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Weird. It always turns out these guys have been arrested
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: 50 times.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: What did they say? Whatever percent of the crime is
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: committed by... whatever percent of the people right including.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Super disproportionate oh he was just no he's he's bumming
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: the place out this is a quality of life issue
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: you don't want your kids sitting on the bench with
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: this guy and and what do you get horny so
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: this week in audio this is something that i wish
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: more people did this is a a guy who might
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: be 60 years old but he wants to be the
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: next costco guy he wants to make funny noises and
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: silly faces and become internet famous So he's got his
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: wife and they're getting like shaved ice at some store.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: And he puts on his cute voice and he's recording
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: it on the video. And this hero of a woman
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: in the background says... Would you just not goddamn do that?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: What do you got, kid?
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: What do you got?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: What do you got? Mango matcha!
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: God.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: Is there anywhere I can stand that's not in your video?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: You're not in my video. I'm shooting this way. It's backwards.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: It's backwards. You're not in it. I don't know you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Have a good day, Karen.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: No, she's not the heroine.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Whoa, he turned quick.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: She goes, Jesus effing Christ, is there anyone I can
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: stand where I'm not in your damn video?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh my God, wow.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Because you're acting like a child. You're trying to, again,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: everyone thinks they're going to be the next Chewbacca mom
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: or Costco guys or whatever. And you heard oh, she's
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: got a mango match.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: What's up, babe?
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: I said, shut up.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, nothing wrong with an office job in a cubicle.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Make sure you have a steady paycheck. It's an honest living.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: But it's mango matcha time.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: And he does such a good Elmo.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: That's really cool.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: And again, he's at least 60 years old.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: F-ing loser.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: But you know what? He decided he was going to pivot. Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: This is going to be my late in life career pivot. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be the new whatever. Exactly.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be the funny realtor, the cute.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: Whatever.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: No, you're not. You're not funny. You're not interesting. It's
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: fine to live a normal life.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the short fuse. This week in audio.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, speaking of people who get famous for no reason,
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: the girl in the red bikinis. Anyone in the room
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: familiar with her?
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: No.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: She was in like a foam party slash DJ set.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, man, I'm sure you've seen her.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: She's just in a red bikini. And then some guy
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: off camera sprays her with water, as you do at
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: those parties. And she kind of looks at him like.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're naughty. No, no, no.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Makes a face. And her boobs are bouncing.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: And guess what?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Of course, she got super famous real fast. Got an OnlyFans.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, she did?
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that part. Well, that's the follow-up. We're
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: now hearing from the girl in the red bikini. She's
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: a French girl. Goes by Aora DJ. Here she is
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: reporting on her earnings.
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: I became a millionaire in just one week. Sophie Rain
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: got $ 100 million. But I got $ 1 million in one week.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: So Americans love Frenchie. I'm a Frenchie. So I think
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: that I can fight.
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: Sophie, right?
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: I wait for you.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Life is difficult for pretty people.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I wish I was a hot chick.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: And you know what?
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: And I give her props because she wasn't even trying
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: to do this. Somebody was recording her off to the side.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: And that's why it was such an interesting video is
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: she was just in the moment, didn't know she's being videoed,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: naturally being cute and playful. Not that hot, by the way.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I was wondering if anyone was going to say that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: The candiness comes out. I love it. No, I just
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: looked at it.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: She doesn't deserve her money.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: I was opening the door for the cats.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: To come in. Greg would be the best OnlyFans account
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: if he was a hot chick because he'd be willing
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: to do anything for the money.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: True, but we kind of called you out on this
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: one time, Greg, because remember you said nobody would pay
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: for that and then we got a ton of texts
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: of people saying they would.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: I don't have the.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Nerve to do it. I have the desire to do it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: If I was a hot chick, I would because I
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: always have contended that Boobs are boobs.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: They're kind of all the same. But what if it
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: was like, you know, vag stuff and everything else you
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: have to do on OnlyFans would be fine? Oh my God,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: it would be so easy.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Sit on this table, Greg.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: But what's the difference? And this is where the compliment.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Are you going to put this table leg in your
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: back door?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: What's between a hot chick and a hot guy?
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, there's more variation in dudes.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Supply and demand is the difference.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: And supply and demand, exactly. Well, no, he's saying from... Like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: not supply and demand. That's obvious, but.
• 52:10
  Speaker 9: Like, anatomically. Like, if you and Sammy were both naked
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: and you saw each other and you were... Oh, and
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: you covered your boobs. What's the mystery?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Like... We know what boobs look like. But can you
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: say what a penis looks like? We know what dongs
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: look like.
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: There's so many different ones, though, you know?
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, boobs are different sizes. Sure.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Different shapes, kind of.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Nipples are weird sometimes.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Nipples are weird.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: You know, I used to be about weird nipples.
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: But listen to this girl. She's the motivation. One week,
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: and she's now a millionaire.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: One week.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: It is something.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: And you didn't even try.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you weren't on social media trying to make out.
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: Did you find her, Gina? Because when I Googled girl
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: in red bikini, there's a trillion.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Aura DJ. With foam or spray. She's cute. She's cute
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: by all means.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: I'm happy to date her if I was of the
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: right age.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY. Text.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: She kind of looks like Giada. Over to 22987. This
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: week in audio.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Other people making a billion dollars online, and I don't
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: know how. And we have a connection to this guy, Blueface.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Rapper. Madison knows who he is.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Morgan knows who he is because the fight that Morgan
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: fought at was with his ex-girlfriend or baby mama fighting people. Sure.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: He's making, he's showing, people are like, Blue, you're not
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: making any money. He's streaming on Kick, which is just
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: a live stream program where I don't know what happens there.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: And he's showing his earnings and it's like $ 167, 000 a week.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Because they do.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: The most rev share. I think it's like, the creator
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: gets like 80%.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Right, and it shows like, well, you've got 8,000 subscribers
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: and so many so gifted subscribers and it breaks it
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: down how he's making this money.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: And here he is telling like, people are like, hey,
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: you're just doing this because you bring hot chicks on
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: your stream. And Blueface says, nah, it's all me.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, check this out. I'm still your kid.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Anybody saying that I'm losing it?
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Any bitch for content. Look, this is the most money
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I make. Wow.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: And by the way, he sounds like he's legally illiterate.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: He can't really talk.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like he's reading the screen. Again, it's
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: menace-level stuff. But I get it, Bruin.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: If you're not sure you're getting the words right, you
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: know how people, if they're not sure about what they're saying,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: they kind of... Oh, absolutely. Talk slowly.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I always talk about, like, I'd say people are using
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: bitch for content.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Any bitch for content. Look, this is the most money
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: I made off kick without losing one singular bitch.
• 54:27
  Speaker 13: I'm a dead homegirl.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. I'm a dead homegirl. Tell them
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: to me. I'm a dead homegirl. Yeah.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: On the dead number.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. About one single pitch.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: I guess I don't know enough 15-year-old boys, but who's
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: watching this crap?
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and who's paying? I don't understand that.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: These subscribers cost whatever, eight bucks a month, ten bucks
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: a month.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: You guys want to hear a fun fact from the 949? Yes.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Passing over to 22987. Did you know that penis size
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: is dictated by the X chromosome, which means that you
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: get your penis size from your mom?
• 54:54
  Speaker 11: What?
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Interesting.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, your mom decided. Yeah, what about boobs?
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Your mom decided.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: What if boobs came from your dad?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: But it's like, Mom, do better.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. And let's put the final touches on
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: the week in audio.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: In these days of flashy Instagram accounts, it is refreshing
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: to hear what you're about to hear from a multi-multi-millionaire,
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Tyrese Halliburton. You know him from the song.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: What the hell-y? There you go.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Gina. For the street cred.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: What the hell-y, Burton?
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: He's on this podcast, Boardroom Talks, about business and finance stuff.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Tyrese Halliburton, as you're about to hear, has a giant contract,
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: but he still does this. Five-year, $ 244 million. You went
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: to WrestleMania.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Coach on Southwest. Oh.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: First of all, I said exit row.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: People don't understand, bro.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Flying private is a little ridiculous.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: But I see dudes fly private who I know I
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: make a lot more money than. I can't do that
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: every time.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: That makes me sick.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Good for him. Keeping it real. I forget who else
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: was saying that. Was it like T-Pain? Oh, yeah.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: He's like, first of all, it was an exit row.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: So get your facts straight. He's 6'8, or whatever. That
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: makes sense. That used to be the thing, man. You
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: would go to the airport. Don't buy it ahead of time,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: but go to the airport and buy the upgrade to
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: the 1 through 15 in the A group. And then
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: you would get on there. And sometimes there were people
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: on there from the connecting flight or the previous flight.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Like, oh.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: But you could still get an exit row typically. Because
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: they don't let the pre-boarders take those exit row seats.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: The pre-boarders can't go in those. Because they know what
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: you're up to pre-boarders. But now that Southwest has the
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: extra legroom seats, those are nice. Those are almost as
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: good as the exit row seats. They're really, I mean,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: they're very spacious. They're not super wide, but I'm fat.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: But for leg space, but for leg space, they're good.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: But it's this.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Weird thing that like, if you and, if Greg, whatever,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: was bragging about his first class, oh, whatever, you loser,
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: you're out of touch. But for some reason, athletes, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: like you said, T-Pain, music artists, They're expected to, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: they are ashamed when they don't do the flashy stuff.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: You look like a brokie.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: There's this weird double standard that we just throw on people.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: For no reason.
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Ludacris came from radio, so we kind of have mutual friends.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: And when he first got his plane, his private plane,
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: everyone's asking to use it. He's like, you can use
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: it whenever you want. Just pay for the gas.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I hope you got 10 grand. What do.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You got?
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: This week in audio. Up next.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, quick game.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Is this.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: A scared little woman being a bitch or Greg Gorey?
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: This is, okay. So I'll give you the setup. This
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: is a woman.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: We got body cam here. Is it a woman or
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: is it Greg Gorey being a scared little bitch?
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Good call, good call. See, that's why we workshop things.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Is this a woman or Greg Gorey?
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: So this is a woman.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: She's at a traffic stop and something, it's Florida. Some
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: random crap happens. A frog just like falls out of
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: a tree.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: All right, so let's see what happens.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Hi there. Oh, my God.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: There's a frog.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: They don't want me.
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: It's in your seat.
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: You can take your seatbelt off and come on out. No,
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: it's in the seat.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: There it is over there.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: This is what I don't get. Ladybugs. Greg, what is
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: a ladybug going to do?
• 58:16
  Speaker 9: It's not that they're going to do anything. It's the
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: feeling they invoke inside of you.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Frogs don't even have any teeth.
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: It's not that you're afraid of physical pain. It's that
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: you're grossed out by it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: This sound sounds like fear.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: I hear it from Greg all the time.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: It's not gross. Gross is like menace when he sees
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: a tomato.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: This sounds like fear. Oh, my God. There's a frog.
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: I have injured myself getting away from Buzz.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, we know.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I get the surprise.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Something fell on you. But she knows it's a frog.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: She sees it's a frog.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Frogs are gross.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: You're super gross.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: And that's another one.
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: You know that when you eat lamb, there's no fur
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: on it.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: No, I know that. Mentally, it affects you. Yeah, but
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: I don't see, like, lamb's not on the menu, and
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I go, oh, my God! And I jump to the
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: other side of the table.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: If CBS walks in behind you, like, does he play
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: with him yeah i was like uh you know i don't.
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: Know why it's confusing to you it's gross it's gross and.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: It's scary it gets in the heebie-jeebies and you can
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: also tell that that wasn't greg in that clip because
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: he wasn't uh cursing at the cop just.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: For oh exactly exactly which i'll get you in the
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: second pig yeah i.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Keep getting all these videos on my instagram of snails
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: eating lettuce and it's so cute and Greg won't even.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Look at it. I can't even look. Snails eating lettuce?
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: It's so cute. That's your algorithm?
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: We can fix that. Be on the lookout for some texts.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: More of what he shows next. Hang on. He bit it.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: I think it squirted. It exploded in my mouth. I'm
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: very excited about this guest, and this guest is not
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: in the studio with us. They are on the phone.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: But I mean, look, we all do the scrolling thing, right?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: And I have built my algorithm, as they say, brick
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: by brick. And I know a lot of people have
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: been seeing the same dude pop up. It's the guy,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands, who's going to the different Chinese-Asian buffets
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: until he gets food poisoning. I love the look, the delivery,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: the bravery, all of it. The tone. On Instagram at
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: mullet underscore review, but mullet review, you know, TikTok, YouTube,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: all those places. And we have the man himself on
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: the phone. His name is Brandon. Brandon. Brandon, the mullet
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: review guy.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: Hey.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: What's up, dude? How are you? I'm doing good. How
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: are you feeling? Are you good right now? Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just sitting in my car.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no reason to be good right now.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not good in any.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm more excited to talk to you
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: than if we had the biggest rock star or A-list
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: movie star right now. I love your videos. I'm intrigued.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I want to know how did this start? Was it
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: like a one-off thing and it just kind of took
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: off or did you kind of set out to do
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: this and do a whole series of these?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: The first one was a joke, right? I'm going to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: do this until I get food poisoning and then I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: walked in there.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, wow.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: I might die.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Now, is there any, just every Chinese buffet you're fine with?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Or do you like, do you set out to find
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: the ones that have the two and a half stars?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: You know, to be honest with you, every time I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: check any of the like reviews, like with the stars,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I really don't trust any of them. To be honest
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: with you. I just go to any, any single one
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: of them. I mean, it could be, five star or
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: one star. I mean, I've been the one that had
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: the lowest I've been to. And I was like, Oh,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: this is just average.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: You eat, you actually eat all this stuff. It's not
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: like how you watch like some of these home improvement shows,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: the guys who are on the show, they're there for
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: like five minutes to do whatever. None of the real work.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Like you're actually eating these things.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually, like, yeah, there's no, like,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: movie magic or anything.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: I'm actually.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: But I have noticed, and I get it, because you
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: have to pace yourself, you don't pile high. You do
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: kind of take, like, a dainty proportion.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I try to get, like, bites of, like, everything
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I can, but that's just because, like... At the same time,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to waste food or anything.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: No, I get it.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that. All right, if you're just joining us,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: we're talking to Brandon. Brandon is the Mullet Review guy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: He is going everywhere, stopping at every Chinese buffet he
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: can until he gets food poisoning. I'm sure you've seen
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: the videos. I see them on Instagram, at Mullet underscore review.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Another question for you. Is this your full-time thing for
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: right now, or are you maintaining a regular job while
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: you're doing this?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I was a mailman. I kind of, like, stepped back
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: from being a mailman to do this.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: So when you go into, like, the post, what do
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: you go to, the postmaster general? And you got to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: tell him, like, hey, man, I need to go on
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: hiatus or something? Yeah, a sabbatical. What is that conversation?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just quit. There was no explaining that. I mean,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: I was, like, in a fatal. Sorry, man.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, like, are you scared of the day that
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: you get actually sick? And, like, do you have a plan?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Lots of water, man. Lots of water.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Stay hydrated. I mean, now you don't have that postal job. Like,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: you probably don't have the benefits. So if you end
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: up in the hospital, that could end up being pretty pricey.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: How far have you traveled to go to a buffet?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: Because I'm thinking of my hometown in particular. We only
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 9: have one Chinese buffet. So do you have to just
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: keep looking for them?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, he crosses state lines.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I've been traveling pretty much. I mean, I'm trying to
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: get as far out as possible. Here in Cincinnati, we got, like,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: I want to say like 15.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Damn. So, I mean, because I was a 1 million
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: on TikTok. And then it's, I mean, hundreds of thousands
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: on Instagram.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: Have you ever thought of traveling overseas and trying American
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: buffets over there?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Somebody said the season finale should be me going to
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: China to do a buffet over there.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: Dude, it's good over there, man.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: But that is a question I have. When you go
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: to a buffet, a Chinese buffet, you get super pissed
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: if there's no pizza.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: What's the correlation there?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Every buffet here in Cincinnati has pizza.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: No matter what the culture is, what the cuisine is.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Every Chinese buffet has got pizza down here.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: So Crab Rangoon seems to be like the major part
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: of the Mullet Review universe. Like what makes a perfect,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: you are now the authority on Crab Rangoon, but like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: what makes a perfect Crab Rangoon?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Um, there's, like, two kinds. Like, they got, like, an onion-y, like,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: savory kind that I kind of like. And then they got, like,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: a really sweet kind. Those are really good. But, like,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking for anything, like, crazy. I think a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: lot of people think I'm, like, picky or something. In reality,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not, like, a picky eater at all. Like, I'm just.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: I can tell.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah, we know.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, the minute you ate one of those mussels with
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: the mayonnaise on it... And, Greg, I mean, you said, like,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: you're an adventurous eater, but you can't even believe the
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: stuff that Brandon's eating at these Asian buffets.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the most recent one I saw, you were eating something,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: I believe it was called coconut chicken, and it looked
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: like strips of raw chicken sitting in milk, and you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 9: ate it.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I thought it was chicken and dumplings. Yeah, it was.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Like soup almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you say
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: is the best item and the worst item that you've
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: tried so far in your adventures going to all these
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: different buffets?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: You know, the coolest one was in Dry Ridge, Kentucky.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: They have something called Triple Delight, and it's kind of
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: like chicken, shrimp, and... Kind of. I think it was like...
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: crab or beef or something but man that was so
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: good I've never had it anywhere else like similar to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: that okay that was the one I gave five stars
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: even though they didn't have pizza.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: That's what you wanted an Asian buffet.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah no I mean like for me it was just
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: like wow this is why isn't everybody doing this.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah right right Brandon like a hundred years wait wait
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: hold on we didn't get the worst item oh that's
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: right yeah we got the best item was the triple.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Delight the worst the single worst item I.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Don't know why they keep putting these clams out.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: With the mayonnaise. Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, between that and the raw chicken.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: That's like....
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: There's just, like, if I had to describe eating that, like,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: clam thing, it's like, imagine if I put, like, a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: big spoonful of mayonnaise in your mouth, and then in
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: the middle of it's, like, some chewy... piece of meat yeah.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Like ocean ocean that's weird greg you love mayonnaise i
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: do love mayo as do you yeah but i don't
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: know if i'd like it on a clam you must
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: have the immune system of a superhero at.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: This point you know the crazy part i love mayonnaise
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: i just can't stand that yeah.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: That combo yeah it's not supposed to go together i
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: mean i've never seen like until your video dude i
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: don't think i've ever seen.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: That yeah hot mayonnaise All right, if you're just.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Joining us, we're talking to Brandon. Brandon is the Mullet
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Review guy. He is going everywhere, stopping at every Chinese
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: buffet he can until he gets food poisoning. I'm sure
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: you've seen the videos. I see them on Instagram, at
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Mullet underscore review. I'm interested in the feedback that you've gotten.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Have you gotten any feedback from one of these businesses,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: one of these buffets you've gone to, positive or negative?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sure some... have seen a big boost in people
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: coming in and checking it out. I'm sure others might
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: have been like a little pissed. Like maybe the place
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: with all the flies.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: So the one in Knoxville that I gave five stars to,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: they put my name on their chalkboard thing when you
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: walk in.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice. That's cool.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: That was pretty cool.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: You were right.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had one in Indiana. recently say oh we
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: got a good meatloaf i was like okay i mean
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: they didn't have like a perfect story or anything i
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: was like yeah i mean i don't even like meatloaf
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I mean brandon this is a this is a great
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: thing you got going on man this uh this chinese
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: buffet review thing that you got going is huge i
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: think it's hilarious continued success to you are you any
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: plans to you know maybe have some kind of merch
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: like we're gooning boys t-shirts or things like that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm working on that now, actually. I'm probably trying
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: to host a lookalike contest here soon.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice. That's a good idea.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: We're going to have a whole bunch of people here
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: dressed up like me. I don't think it'd be good
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: for Halloween. So we'll see what goes on.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I guarantee that's going to be a big Halloween costume
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: this year. Well, Brandon, the mullet review guy in his
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: quest to visit every Chinese buffet until he gets food poisoning.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just a fan, man. I like the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I like the the channel. I love the videos. You
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: got a great thing going. I think it's great when
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: people just organically and by accident kind of find... and
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: hit on something like this. So I'm super, even though
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: we've never met in person, I'm super happy for you.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: On TikTok, at MullyReview. On YouTube, Greg, it's at MulletReview69.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 13: Nice.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: And on Instagram, at Mullet underscore review. It's Brandon, everybody.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I feel it, man. I know it's coming soon. You'll
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: get that food poisoning you've been after.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you for joining us. Hey, before we
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: let you go, can we get a good, like, we're
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: gooning now, boys.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: We're gooning now, boys.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Brandon, thank you so much for joining us, man. Thrilled
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: to have you on.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Thanks, man. I appreciate you. Thanks, dude. I'm telling you,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: I got so geeked up. Dude, he's the best. Jeff
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: hit me up, says, hey, man, because I sent to Jeff.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: I said, hey, see if we can get.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: This dude on.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: I love this guy. I can't get enough of these videos.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: And we've seen like a hundred of them. So I
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: feel like we know him.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: And then Jeff says, guess who we're talking to tomorrow?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: My hell yeah.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Very, very, very nice and polite dude.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Super cool guy.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: Interactions have been awesome.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: And he does charity stuff. He's a cool guy. And
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: I never knew his name. Yeah, me either. Brandon, the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: mullet review guy. Strong enough for a man, made for
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: a woman. Menace. Menace. Menace has been a supporter of
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: using women's deodorant as long as I've known him. He
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: uses women's deodorant.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Why? It feels better on my skin.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: You see?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like men's deodorant.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Is like sticky.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. We've all had to have simple things
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: explained to us.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Right, Greg?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Many times. Like maybe twice?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe three. I feel like maybe in this room, Greg
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: and I probably lead the pack in that department.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: Probably.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Of having to have simple things explained.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: Especially recently, I feel like I'm learning a lot more
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: because I'm realizing there's so much I don't understand.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. You know? About bigger things or more simple things?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Kind of bigger things.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Like legal things. People were asked, what's something you had
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: to explain to another adult? Some of the answers are
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: pretty funny. Something I had to explain to an adult. Yeah,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: or like another adult had to explain to you, which
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: is what we get all the time. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: I was trying to explain just the other day what
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 9: a meme is to my parents.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: It's very hard to articulate.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: It's hard to say.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: I said it's a picture with a caption.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: But that's... That's more understandable. Yeah, that's not as simple.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Because it's a generational thing.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: One of the things that was on the list is
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: I had to explain to someone that Anne Frank wasn't
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: a fictional character. Oh, wow. You know? Oh, wow. So
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: don't feel bad. Oh, really? Right? Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Although I've always known that people pretend to know what
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: they're talking about. Like, and you go... With a simple
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: follow-up question, that's my favorite.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: You know I love a good awkward moment.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, sure.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: So especially if it's in a group of people, I'll go, oh, yeah?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Tell me about that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me more.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: So what do you mean? I come from a very, like,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: curious position. Well, you know, it's like, have you seen
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: the interviews where they walk up to people on the
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: street and they're at, like, a rally for something? Whatever
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: the thing is, whatever the cause is.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: And they go, oh, really? Tell me more about whatever. Yes,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I love that. They're actually curious. protesting or campaigning for,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: but they're there to support, and they can't speak to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: it whatsoever. They're just there because that's where they're supposed
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: to be. It's that same kind of thing. Oh, yeah, okay,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: so I've never really understood that. Can you explain that
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: to me? Because I don't have a real good grasp
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: There's a classic example of that, I think it was
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: from Kimmel, where they were at some really high-end gym
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: or something, and they're.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Like, are you gluten-free? Oh, yes, I'm gluten-free. What's gluten? Yeah,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: what exactly? Now, also, when I'm following up With a
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: question like that, it's because, like, I don't know this.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I don't really feel like most people understand what this is.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: So while I am actually curious, it's also to go like, dude,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: you don't know what you're talking about either. Stop it.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Neither of us know.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 7: There's a famous clip online of Woody Allen trying to do.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: That to somebody.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, Twiggy.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: This model. And he's like, tell me.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: About your favorite scholars. And she's like, well, he goes,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: list them for me. And then she's like, oh, well,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: I don't really have any. She goes, you tell me
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: your favorite scholars. And then he couldn't come up with any.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she turned it around. Who are your favorite philosophers?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me, you know, what do they say?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: And he seems like one of those guys who would
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: be one of those kind of smug douchebags. Like, you know, intellectual. 100%.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: So got uno'd on that.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Like, if you don't know something, just say you don't
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: know it. I don't know where the embarrassment is.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: If you don't know what two plus two is, all right.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, you could be embarrassed, but you can also say, like,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Use your fingers.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. All right. So people were asked, what's something
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: you had to explain to another adult? This one says,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I walked into the break room just in time to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: stop a co-worker from cooking a can of corn in
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: the microwave.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: A can?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: A can.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 15: Oh, man.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I've seen people, I mean, mostly younger people who don't necessarily, kids,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: you know, don't know. Like, you can't put the fork,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: the fork's on the plate. You can't put the fork
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: in there with the plate. Yeah, I mean, someone does
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: need to tell you the first time. You can't put
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: that plate covered in tinfoil and don't do that.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: That's bad.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Can't they make, here's a dumb question, can't they make
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: microwaves that would be cool with having foil in them?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. I don't think so. I don't
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: think that's what it says.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: They're inherently at odds.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it's an oven, essentially.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: There's no way to engineer that. But you can put
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: tinfoil in the oven. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: What would be the purpose of doing that, though?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: To put the tinfoil in there.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Well, because there's some things like you get a to-go
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: container sometimes where they have the clear plastic top, but
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: it's the bottom part is that foiled tray dish.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: My classic example of ruining our microwave when I was
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: a child was, I think it was Wendy's. Is it
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: with the papers on one side and the foils on
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: the other? I didn't know.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Nobody told me.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: But then it would throw you off because you get
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: like a hot pocket and they give you that sleeve,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: that cardboard sleeve that had the silver on the inside.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: The crispinator or whatever. Yeah, so even though that was
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: made to go in the microwave because it's not, you know, metal, but...
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: It's just reflective.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: It looks metal-y.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: It looks metal-y. Yes, you're like, I don't know if
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: I should put this in there. So could they engineer
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: that seed mask? Could they come up with some kind
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: of microwave? Like a crisper.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Well, they already have, because what is the inside of
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: your microwave made of?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Metal.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: Exactly, but it doesn't have, but it's very smooth and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: rounded in all areas, and that's what That's what the sparks,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: and you don't ruin your microwave necessarily.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we put like big balls of, just to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: see what would happen. You did. We did it for
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: a brief amount of time. We do microwave Mondays. And
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: so I bought a couple of like the cheapest microwaves
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: that I could find from like a Walmart. And we
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: would put different things in there. We put like a
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: big ball of aluminum foil in there.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: And we put like a cup of nails or something.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: I forget what we did. Oh my God. And that's
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: what it is.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: There's a thousand explainers you can find about this.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: Just to see what would happen. Because you're like, oh,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: you're not supposed to do that. But we did it
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: just to see what would happen.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Any kind of edge or point, because the microwaves don't
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: get absorbed by the metal, that edge or that point
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: provides a place for the electrons to concentrate. And you
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: get little arcs or the.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Sparking, essentially. It did spark a lot. Yeah. And then
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: after the microwave was ruined- Well, that's after we let
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: it go for a long time. But then after, we
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: tied it to our boss's car and let him drive away.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: That was my favorite part. Oh, yeah, we didn't tell him. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: Mike the show killer. We tied it to the back
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: bumper of his 4Runner.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: He just got married.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Right. And all of a sudden, he started driving away. Clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Did it pull his bumper off? Obviously, we couldn't do
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: it here at the radio station or in the garage
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: of the radio station because we knew we'd get in
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: trouble for that. We just took it to somebody's house.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: And we did it in their backyard. But then when
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: we were done, while we distracted the show killer, we
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: tied the microwave to the back of his 4Runner.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: My car's making noise.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: All right. So what's something you had to explain to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: another adult? This one says, I had to explain to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: a grown human who went to college for nursing what
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: a semicircle was. What? I had to literally tell her
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: that it was half a circle.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, wow.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: I was just about to say.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: You didn't know what a semicircle was?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: I always heard that term semicircle of life.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard that?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: I've heard circle of life.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Circle of life.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Circle of life.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: You never heard semicircle of life?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: No. What would a semicircle of life be?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Are you thinking of a song called
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: Semi-Chart Life?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Is it just a circle of life? Maybe you're headed
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: one way in your life. Like you're going down the
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: wrong path. And you do a semicircle of life and
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: you start going back the other way and you turn
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: your life around.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: That's the semicircle of life.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was a joke. I think on all of
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: these we need to like not explain them and let
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Sammy and Menace explain.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: This one says, I was working at a bike store
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: with an older lady who came in to return a
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: roll of reflective tape. She said it didn't work because
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: she took the tape into her dark closet and couldn't
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: see anything.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's not glow-in-the-dark. Yeah, I mean, that's not that bad, actually.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: But what does she think is reflecting off of? Right,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: if it's in a dark closet, there's no source of light.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: What do you think you're going to see? Yeah, there's
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: nothing to reflect. This one says, my niece didn't know
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: that pickles were made from cucumbers. She thought there was
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: a pickle tree or a pickle bush somewhere.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: Surprisingly common.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: What's something you had to explain to another adult? I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: had to explain to my cousin's husband that thunder does
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: not come from two clouds crashing into each other. Oh, wow.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: I speak cloud.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: I'll give you one more. I had to explain to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: my friend that no, salmonellas is not Spanish for salmon.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Salmonella is not Spanish for salmon.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it could be.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: On this show, if it's being discussed, much like it's
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: not a pronunciation, it's a burnunciation or a burdiction.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: It is not salmonella. It is salmonellas. Yeah. Salmonellas. Salmonellas.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: The circle of life thing reminded me that we had
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 9: that coworker.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Who- The semicircle of life? The semicircle of life. Google it.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Don't make me do a 360. You mean a 180?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Come back where you were? Yeah. Go back right where
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: you were. Well, it's like people like, you know, I
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: could care less. Yeah. I'm guilty of that.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: You can see. So you like it? Circle of life.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: You really have heard that, man.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have. It's a very obscure biblical thing.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Let's see. But not really.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: Was that during all your Bible research?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a playful or mistaken variation of
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: the famous saying, the circle of life.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's a playful or mistaken, in this case,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: mistaken variation.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't make it up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: He was thinking of circle of life. It must be
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: you were thinking circle of life.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that I've heard that saying. You have?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: Semi-circle of life.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Semi-circle of life.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Again, there's a preacher who talks about it, but it's
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: very obscure.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Are you into Genesis 2.15? Maybe. Don't you have that tattoo?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: It's not for everybody. Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: Are you like me?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: You have to try it on. You have to touch it.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Feel the fabric. You have to feel it. 9 for
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: 9 on the text saying, can I get an ah, babe?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Ah, babe.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: Ah, babe.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, easy. Ah, babe. Yeah. Menace later on today, 5
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: to 7 p.m. He's going to be at Living Spaces
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: in the Kooks. Come on out. Rancho Kookamonga. It's the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Living Spaces Grand Reopening on Foothill Boulevard. Living Spaces and
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Rancho Cucamonga, Foothill Boulevard. He's going to have thousands of
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: dollars in gift cards to give away. The biggest I've
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: ever done. Yeah, and other stuff to give away. That's
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: with Menace this afternoon. at the Living Spaces on Foothill
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Boulevard in Rancho Cucamonga. Get the date, the address, the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: date is today.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: The date is today, 5 to 7.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: It's 5 to 7 p.m. this afternoon. It's today, Menace
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: at Living Spaces on Foothill Boulevard in Rancho Cucamonga. Get
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: the details. There we go. Address, if you want to
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: punch in your GPS and more, just go to thewoodyshow.com.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: So creamy, so good.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 9: Hearing the word custard makes my mouth water.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a wild weekend.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: You're outside, outside. The Woody Show. All right, well, Sammy's
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: got an update for us, you guys. We helped. We did?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: That's good to hear.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 11: Yes, my iPhone that I got. Remember, I got a
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 11: new phone and I couldn't.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 10: Transfer it over because I had too much storage. Yeah,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 10: there wasn't any storage left. So Woody read that list
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 10: with a bunch of tips of how to go in.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 10: I cleared out 50 gigs in like 20 minutes.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was crazy. What made the biggest difference? Like,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: which one of those steps was it? To free up memory.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: So I went into where you told me where you
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 10: could find, like, the biggest pieces of media, like videos
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 10: and stuff like that to delete. And also all the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 10: GIFs and all the things and messages that it holds
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 10: on to.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Anytime somebody sent you, like, a picture
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: or a video, like, it's taking a text message. So
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: unless you saved it, it's still, if you have that
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: text message still on your phone, like, in your text
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: thread or, you know, on your text app. Yeah. It's
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: still on. It's still taking up all that room.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 10: And if you saved it and it's already in your photos,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 10: then it's also still in the text.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 11: So you can go through and get rid of it
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 11: in the text because you already saved it somewhere else.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 11: It was hugely helpful.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 10: I couldn't believe how quickly I cleared out that much
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 10: storage because it was hidden and I didn't know. I
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 10: was going through my photos online. before and trying to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 10: like delete pictures and it would be like maybe half
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 10: a gig that i could.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 11: Get rid of and it was taking forever and it
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 11: wasn't working.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: There's things you don't even think about they're just taking
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: these huge chunks well.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: Like you said they're hiding so you don't even know
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: to look for them.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: There's an easy quick uh like shortcut one where i'll
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: do uh delete the duplicates yes you can definitely do
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: that um but then the other one i thought uh
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: was really good because somebody hit us up saying i
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: didn't even know that was a thing i didn't either
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: until i found this whole list of these things yeah
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: which was when you go through Safari and you go
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: to the website, it's basically saving anything into your read
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: offline folder, a way that you can still read these
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: things that you've gone to the websites, even when you're offline.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: And that's holding a ton of data, too. And you
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: can set that, like, don't save this stuff for offline. Yeah.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Do you guys save all your texts online?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: Every single time.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: You have no idea how that's come in handy so
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: many times because I can just search by keyword. Oh,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: that's true. And it brings it up anytime that keyword's
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: been brought up and I can find it. I go, hey, remember?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I will refer back like a mother ever. I just
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: used it this last weekend. I'm like, no, we talked
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: about this. We did? Yeah.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 9: Here, hold on.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: And then boom here. Oh, okay, cool. Every text I've
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: ever gotten.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: That's going to be.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: Just thousands and thousands.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, it goes back a long time.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Long time.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: I wonder if you can just look up like what
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: the date of your first text is.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you can't just go to the top.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: No, exactly.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Scroll, scroll, scroll. I don't save it. I'm going to find. Yeah,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: I used to. Now I don't. I'm going to find
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: the because there was a post that same list that
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: I was telling you guys about. Oh, here it is. Boom.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: That was easy. Oh, staples. That was easy. I am
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: sharing it on our Instagram story. And it's the same
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: steps that are the same things that you could do
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: that Sammy just used. The same one I sent to
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: her with the different things to free up. If you're
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: in that space, that space issue. Because so many people are.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: If you're in that space jam. Right.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 10: Because I would bring it up to people and say,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 10: can you take a picture of me for this? Because
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 10: I don't have any storage on my phone. They're like, oh,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 10: I hate it when that happens. Happens to me all
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 10: the time.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Very disruptive. I just posted it on our Instagram story
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: at The Woody Show on Instagram. If you want to
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: click through and check it out, there's like five or
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: six different things in there that you can do to
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: save up that space. All right. We're going to take
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: a quick break. We'll come back. Throwback Thursday continues.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: T.O.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Tim will be here. He wasn't able to remember. Alfred
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Robles was here last week filling in. Comedian Alfred Robles
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: was here filling in for T.O. Tim. But this week, T.O.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Tim is back. We'll have some questions for him. We'll
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: go up in the club, that and more next on
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. What's on the back? Is it more hair?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. The Woody Show. And into the final
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: hour for you. Here on this Thursday morning, it is
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. Homestretch, you guys. Woody, Greg, Manis, Gina Grad.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. Text us. Check in. Throwback Thursday request.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: Whatever you got. Over to 22987. You can also send
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: us an email. Email at thewoodyshow.com. And that's where you
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: would send your questions for T.O.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 9: Tim.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: That's who we welcome into the studio right now. He
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: is the pride of McCoy, but he's the senior vice
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: president and managing partner of Club Turnup, El Presidente, T.O.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: Tim himself, DJ Tim Martinez!
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: You know, a pretty show.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we didn't have Tim here last week. I
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: wanted you to meet Alfred Robles.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: I know, I heard. I can't believe I missed him.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: You guys would be homies.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. I can't wait.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 12: Let's get him back in.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 9: He filled in for you.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: He did on the T.O. Tim segment, but... great job
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: at the iHeartRadio music festival this past weekend. Tim was
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: running and was responsible for the, uh, whole outside plaza
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: of the house of music. So there was live performances.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: There was all kinds of stuff out there. These, uh,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: you know, artists that had their different like setups there
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: that people can walk through experiences and things. And Tim
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: was in charge of all of it. Although one of
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: my favorite conversations was I was hanging out with Tim
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: and I say, Hey, cause he's been there in the
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: entire week at this point, this is like on a Friday. And, uh,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: I said, how's it going? He's like, dude, I'm ready
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: to go home. He goes, I even told my wife
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: I missed her. He called his wife. He said, I
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: miss you.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: I go, wow.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Which is very not like Tim. No, no.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: I'll hit her up.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 12: If I'm traveling, I'll be like, oh man, I can't
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 12: wait to get home. Something like that.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he misses her.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 12: I don't really usually come right out and say, Babe,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 12: I miss you.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Like, I can't wait to get home.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: Like, Thursday night, I was like, I miss you.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Now, but Greg.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: But Greg, because I know Tim so well, I decoded it.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: And Tim's like, dude, you know what? He goes, you're
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: absolutely right. Okay. Tim was so ready to be home
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: and on his couch and not working and dealing with
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: everybody anymore. Yeah, yeah. He said, I miss you to
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: his wife. because he wants to be home and he
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: associates her with home.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: It's what she represents. She represents home. He's talking to her.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: I miss you. I want to be home. I miss
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: the collective you.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, you ready for some T.O. Tim questions?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: And we'll go up in the club here on this
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: throwback Thursday. T.O. Tim. Yes. We get the questions. You
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: guys send them over on the text. You can also,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: if you have a question that you'd like to have
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: thrown around the room here and answered for a future
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: round of T.O. Tim questions, You can just send it
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: on our email, email at the Woody show dot com.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Jeff G. All right. What is the first question here? Question.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Number one.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 14: Now that it's officially fall, what is a Latino cure
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 14: for the common cold?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, it could be a food item.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 14: Could be an item, a product could be a, uh,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 14: some kind of act or something that you do to
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 14: combat the cold.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: What is the Latino cure for the common cold?
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: I'm, I got an answer. Oh, this pen sucks.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Here.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Do you want another one?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: There you go. Thank you. Because you came back and
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: you were not feeling so well. Yeah, I'm still fighting it.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: There was a bunch of people who came back with
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: somewhat cold. Yeah, everybody.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 9: Vegasitis.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Mocos.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: All right. Everybody got an answer written down? Yes. All right. Yep.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: My answer, I wrote, Tequila. I just remember, man, there
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: are a couple people who every time I would start
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: feeling under the weather, they're like, dude, take a couple
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: shots of tequila. Now, there was one who was my
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: buddy's in-laws. They were Russian, right?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I've told this story before. And I was kind of
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: not feeling well. And they're around. And the dad goes, woody.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: Take a shot of tequila, vodka, put on a sock,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: put your socks on and go to bed. He goes,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: you'll wake up feeling fresh.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Did it work?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 9: If I had a sore throat as a kid, my
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 9: parents made me gargle with vodka.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: And then I had another friend, Mexican friend. And he
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: said the same thing. He goes, dude, tequila cures everything.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: Think about it. It's alcohol. Yeah. And what do you
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: do before you give yourself an injection?
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: You rub alcohol. You're putting the alcohol inside, see? You're
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: disinfecting your body.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Disinfecting everything.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: That's how he was selling it. I know before you
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: start sending texts. I know it's not how it works.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. I think it works. So my answer
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: is tequila. Gina Grad. VapoRub. VapoRub. Put that all over yourself.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: All right. VapoRub. VapoRub.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 9: I considered tequila, but I went with caldo de pollo.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: Very good.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. Okay.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: Very good.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: White question. What is that?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 9: Chicken soup.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Yep. Oh, okay.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, pollo, I've heard. De pollo. And I can
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: make it. Chicken soup? Ooh.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: Is that difficult?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: Chicken soup?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 9: It's not difficult per se. But Mario's sister is an
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 9: awesome chef. And I tried to imitate her where she's
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 9: not very exacting with everything. If it needs cilantro, she
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 9: just grabs it, rips it, and throws it. And she
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 9: just takes the bouillon and throws it. You have to
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 9: kind of look like you don't care. And it just
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 9: turns out awesome.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think you just open the can, right?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Good old Campbell's.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: That's right. All right.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: Mexican. Mexican. Mexican.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm here.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: I believe it's a whole mixture.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 7: I will pick one, but I would say Vaporub slash Vix, Sprite,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: and Menudo.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: But if I had to pick one, I would say Menudo. Oh,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: please show us how you spell Menudo. Menudo.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Hold on. M-O-N-E-W-D-O.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: Turn around. M-O-N-M-O-N-U-D-O. Menudo.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: Menudo.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: Menudo.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: Menudo.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: Menudo.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not all right.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Menudo. Wait, but let's also look at his Vapo. Vapo
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: slash Vic. Oh, gotcha.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha. And then Sprite and then Menudo.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, got it.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Sammy?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 13: Vicks.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: Vicks.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Which is Sabo. Jeff G. I put Vicks, of course.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: And then if you have an upset stomach, 7up. With
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: the Vicks, though, Vicks on your feet and socks on
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: is really good.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: That works really, really well. Yeah. Puto on the sock.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: Puto on the sock.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: I thought you said something else in Spanish. What did
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: you call her? What do you got to you, Tim?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: You guys are all right, really. I mean, I said it.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: The way we say it, Vaporub.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Yes! Nice.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 12: And you have to put it on your chest, your
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 12: upper lip, and on your feet.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Did you do that the other day when
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: you weren't filming?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: I did. You did? I did.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: Vaporub.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: Vaporub.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Vaporub.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: I do love those videos where the guy will have
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: his buddy try to pronounce the names of stores.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 9: Oh, yes.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Or the name of candy bars.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Sneakers.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sneakers.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: So good.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: All right. Next for T.O.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Tim.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: This one, we don't need answers from anybody.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: T.O.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: Tim is actually giving all of the answers.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: T.O.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 14: Tim, it is common in Latino households that you get
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 14: a nickname when you're a kid.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: That sticks with you for life.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 14: And most of these nicknames are usually about your appearance
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 14: or something you're super insecure about.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: So T.O.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 14: Tim, give the Woody Show cast members their Latino nicknames.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: Gordo y Flaca. Yeah. All right.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 15: I did write these down because I wanted to remember.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 3: Woody. Yeah.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: El Mero Mero.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Like, the guy.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: The boss. El Mero Mero. Okay.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: It could have been Jefe, right? But El Mero Mero.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 12: And then we're going to Jeff G.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 15: He is everybody's primo. So primo is his name. Everybody's cousin. Literally,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 15: everybody knows Jeff G. Like, you've seen him at all
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 15: these events and, like, If you don't know him from
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 15: The Woody Show, you know him from seven other radio stations.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Sports reporting.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: He is Primo for sure. That's better than the one
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: I had as a kid, which is Orejon Big Ears.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 12: I wasn't going to go there.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: How do you say it?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: Orejon Big Ears. That's not nice.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: That's how it goes. It's always about your appearance.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 12: Gina, you're really tough.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 15: You know, because you're just so perfect. There's nothing that
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 15: I can make fun of you about. That's a first.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 12: La Jefa is what I went with, right?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: Is this how they count?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 7: La Jefa.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Like the boss lady?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 12: The boss lady.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: You're the mother.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 12: But I was trying to, like, what is funny about Gina?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: You don't have, like, a tic.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: Ask the people. You haven't stayed long enough when you've
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: been here.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: Is there a text she doesn't have? No, that's nice.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: You got a good one.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: So Greg, just so you know, you should be called,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: do they call you Goyo?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: Well, no.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 12: Because that's really your nickname for Gregory.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: Is Goyo.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 12: But that is not what I said.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: Flaco.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: I know you don't believe it.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: I don't believe it.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but for sure, you get up here. Manus, this
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: was a fun one.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: There's so much.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 16: But your nickname is Desmadre. Which is like a mess. So,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 16: Desmadre is your nickname.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: That's fun.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: And Sammy was pretty easy.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 12: I mean, you know, obviously, for obvious reasons, I call
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 12: her Chapada. Which is short, like a shorty.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: Makes sense.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: How'd I do? Good. We would have called her La Gordita.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Sure, yes.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 7: Where did that come from?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: I keep hearing.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, just look at her, dude. She's insanely fat.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: No, well, so she gained... For whatever reason, like six
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: pounds over the course of like a week or something
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: No, six pounds?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: Whatever it was.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, it wasn't a week, but it was.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: No, it was a short amount of time.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: And she weighed herself, and it was six pounds heavier
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: than she was the last time she weighed herself, or
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 11: Right, but it went to the doctor.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: And she was, like, all horrified by it. We're like, you're, like,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: four pounds soaking wet. So we lean into, like, a
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: fat guy named Tiny. We're like, oh, wow, Fat Sammy.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: Fat Sammy is crazy.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: It's devastating.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 11: I weigh almost, I think, the most I've ever weighed
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 11: in my whole life.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: Which is still nothing. Wow. She just took the scale
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: like three digits.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 11: 106 pounds.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Ew.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: Gross. 106 pounds?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: Look out, guys. Make way. Wide berth. Wide your doorways.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: What's that? Wide load. We have to grease her in
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: and out of the studio. She beeps when she backs up.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: She's so gross.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: You're disgusting.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: Wait, 106?
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: I want to slap you.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: It's T.O.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Tim, everybody.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: It is a throwback Thursday, and DJ Tim Martinez is here.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Fresh off a round of T.O. Tim, and now on
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: a throwback Thursday, time to go up in the club.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: And what do we got this week, Tim? All right.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: It is not somber. We're going 1988. This song was.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Huge, huge.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 12: Actually, everything he did was huge. What do you think?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: I think you like Mr. Postman.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 4: Kind of giving it away here.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: Because I love you.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: Because I love you. That's what it is.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: The Postman song.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Parenthetically. Until I Met You was the only song from
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: him I had ever heard in my life.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: And now I know a few different songs.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, for sure. We were talking about Stevie B.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: Who won 1988 Spring Love.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Up in the clear. The Woody Show. Throwback Thursday. What?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: What is up with Stevie B these days?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's doing a lot of shows.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Still out there doing his thing.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if Debbie devon can still be out
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: there why can't stevie be spring love up in the
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: club throwback thursday on the woody show stevie be spring
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: love up in the club throwback thursday here on the
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: woody show alt 98 7 dj tim martinez oh yeah i.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Remember when that song came out that's so weird.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 15: It's brand new.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like we've covered so much ground, Tim.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Is there anything that we're missing? I mean, getting ready
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: to go into postseason baseball. Dodger baseball. How do you feel?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: Officially fall. Happy about it? Bummed about it?
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: I'm so ready for it.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: I am here.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: What a girl.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Greg is upset. Summer blew. Summer ruled. It was four
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: seconds long. Yeah, Greg is bummed, and he says that
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: getting excited about fall is a chick thing. Or a
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: gay thing. Yeah. But not him.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: At this point, I'll take them both.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: I don't even care. I just made a 75 degree
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: weather day.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: That does sound great. Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: I mean- The more the merrier.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: And then we're going to have so much rain.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: I love it. El Nino's here. How do you feel
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: about that?
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 9: El Nino can test my D.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: And that's what Tim's doing for fall. He's sucking a.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: Bunch of Ds.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Apparently.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: He's gay for it.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: He's here for it. He's queer. Get off the boots.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: He's gay for the stay of fall. All right. Thank you, Tim.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: I love you guys.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: This is... the woody show i got uh somebody here
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: and he waits till right before the microphone's gone and
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: he's here when the microphones are off and then he
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: leaves yeah he just wondered no he's right there this
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: is c-match this is for you dude i have something
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: for you it's uh it's another kid who's smarter than
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: you oh there's so many.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Of those This is such a weird premise, but I'm
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: willing to listen.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Well, look, I'm glad you're all ears.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: There are no smart kids out in the world somewhere?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: His name is Joe Petraro Hepalita. Smarter than somebody. All right.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: He's 13 years old.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: He's got Tourette's and leukemia. Not so nice. He's from
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: Long Island. He's got an IQ of 168.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Jeez, Joe. I don't know if I believe that. Where
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: was this test administered? Well, exactly. But for kids, it's...
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: How do we know where your test was administered? How
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: can we verify that? The library. How can I verify? Oh,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: This official plaque from Mensa.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wonder. They don't sell official plaques. Gina's got
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: that same thing. But you bring into question where she
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: got tested for it. How do we know?
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: We're getting distracted from the point of hand.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Tell us about Joe. What is considered above average? Where
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: does that begin?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: Above average is anything over 100, right?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Because 100 is the average. He's looking for standard deviations. IQ,
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: I think it's like 130.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: That's about right, yeah.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: Well, he's one of the youngest people ever accepted into
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: the master's program at New York University. Okay, that's something. Now,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: that's legit smart. That's legit. I know a lot of
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: times we have these stories and, you know. Well, it's
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: just an association. It's our community college.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: I still got to ask, master's in what?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: Joe is accepted into LSU to earn a bachelor's degree.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: After that, he goes to NYU's master's program. At seven,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: he published a series of short books. What a loser.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: In 2022, he started a nonprofit, which has built over
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: 127 wells in Africa.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: And a sports for all league, providing free, inclusive athletic opportunities.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: Easy.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: So I think you just put the exclamation point. Smarter
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: than Seabed. Would you agree that this kid is smarter
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: than you?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: First off, never a standard, I said. But number two,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: I'm glad that he's learning. Again, stories like this I
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: enjoy because they encourage smartness in general.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: It looks like he's getting sports medicine, so that's, ugh,
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: that's literally any idiot can do that. But I'm glad.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: But he's not an idiot.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't say he was an idiot. I'm just saying,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: that's what I said. Oh, I've got a master's degree
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: in what, sports medicine?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: If you were an idiot, you could also have that.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying? But isn't being a genius
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: the way that you are, isn't this and doing this
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: every day kind of aiming low? This is really important.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: I'm changing the world, quite frankly. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: Feels like it feels changed.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: Uh, I mean, carton arcs.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 9: Right, obviously.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: That's world champion. That we all agree with.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: A thought leader. What about for us in the room?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: How many times do I have to explain this?
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: A thought leader.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: I literally came in to save the show for Woody.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: You guys wouldn't have jobs but for me.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: Is that right? That's what you said at the time.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: But now, of course, 10, 12, 11 years later. I
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: said that? Not you. I didn't say that.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: You're getting the runoff.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: You're getting the runoff in the form of a job mess.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: I would disagree with. I was about to quit the show.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: We hired Steve.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 9: And if he quit, he would never have a job.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: He's conflating two stories.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 7: If I had to give credit to anybody, I would
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: give credit to somebody named Lisa May, which opened up
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 7: a window for people to tune into the show, which
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 7: is the exact same timeline.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: So that's who I would- Oh, you're saying another woman
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: who got fired.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 7: Opened up a timeline for us to get new listeners.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 7: And it was perfectly timed. So I would give her
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 7: more credit than you.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: Well, why was I hired then, Menace? To help out
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we didn't have.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Any producer at all. Yeah. And then they finally let
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: me hire a producer. Dude, they tried to set me
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: up with this one person who was already here in
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: the building who said they were interested. and doing it,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: but then they were just using it to get a
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 3: better offer from somewhere else. Oh, no. Remember that guy?
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't even want this guy. He's
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: a nice guy. I thought he was a nice guy.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't even want this guy. I'm like,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: this is your guy. Anyway, when that happened, I'm like, see, fine.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: Can I finally hire... Because I was trying to hire
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: Seabass first. Right, exactly. And the show just failed, failed, failed.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: And then succeeded.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 7: Then that Lisa May thing happened, and then... opened up
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 7: a timeline and then every single night i was online
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 7: until 10 o'clock at night interacting with every person that
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 7: was upset i'm not saying tell them to tune in
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 7: so i think i i'm not saying earn my spot.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: Let's just give it to menace then yeah give it
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: to me instead i wonder why you guys failed for
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: the first year then i'm kind of curious.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Boy yeah but you guys are distracting for the main
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  Speaker 4: point we're trying to celebrate this kid.
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  Speaker 11: Is that who we're celebrating right now?
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, dude, it sounds like somebody just threw their own
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  Speaker 3: birthday party. I was not forgetting how this was prefaced.
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  Speaker 7: This was the first year when you have zero marking
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  Speaker 7: dollars and you're trying to reach millions of people.
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  Speaker 3: Menace, he's trolling.
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  Speaker 4: Settle down.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 7: I want him to explain.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trolling the guy who prefaced the story by... Hey,
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  Speaker 4: here's a smart kid who's smarter than CBS.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we always do that.
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  Speaker 4: You always do that because you chose to, not because
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm smarter than every kid on the planet.
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  Speaker 3: No, you say you're smarter than everybody. I'm like, not
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  Speaker 3: only are you not smarter than everybody, you're not even
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: smarter than this kid. I do not say that. There's
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: a child.
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  Speaker 9: When before on this show has a narrative been made
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 9: up about somebody that's not accurate?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, never. Crazy. Not here.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for agreeing, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 2-2. How's she
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: doing these days? She's great, actually.
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  Speaker 5: 8-7.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love her. She's a very nice lady. We
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: like her a lot. She's very sweet. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: take a quick break. More Woody shows next.
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  Speaker 9: My boiler wouldn't approve.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for Thursday, everybody. Pre-Friday
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  Speaker 3: in the books. Thanks again to Brandon, the mullet review guy,
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  Speaker 3: who's going to all the Chinese buffets until he gets
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: food poisoning. He is as cool as you would think
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: he was. Yeah, so mellow. He's chill. He's friendly. He
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: does a lot of cool stuff. Gina was like doing
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: a deep dive on the internet over there. He does
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: a lot of like cool charity stuff.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Helping out different people.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 6: Different ice cream parlors.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like bringing these kids and stuff. Like special needs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: pretty cool. Yeah, they're taken care of. I'm sure you
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 3: know exactly what we're talking about. We're gooning out now, boys. Yeah,
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: we're gooning out, boys. But yeah, the Chinese buffet guy
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: was on the show this morning. If you missed it,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: it's on today's podcast. Just go to thewoodyshow.com or find
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: it wherever you get your favorite podcast. Tomorrow is Friday.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: And coming up for you tomorrow here on The Woody Show,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: anything that we can do to get through the morning
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: into the weekend as quickly as possible. DYQ, Friday Fail Stories,
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: and more. Tomorrow here on The Woody Show. Anything you
• 1:47:23
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• 1:47:25
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• 1:47:29
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• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: Woody Show.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 9: Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah, in Star Trek,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 9: it's weird. They boldly went where no one ever went before,
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 9: yet they always found someone there.
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  Speaker 2: Good point.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that's a... It's strange. That's a mind blower, Greg. Yeah,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: that's something to think about. I thought it was really
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: weird recently, William Shatner, who we all have our own
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: experiences about him being a jerk. Yes. He was talking
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: about George Takai, and he tried to say that he
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: doesn't even really know him, because I don't even know him.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: Is that possible? How is that possible?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 7: Because he said when they were filming everything that they
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: didn't get along at all, so they didn't really hang out.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was also like 60 years ago.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said he was a dick.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: But they don't go to the same conventions? Or dinner parties?
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: Think, like, with, yeah, all those things, all these different,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: they're always at the same place for all these different
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: Star Trek things. They did movies together.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 6: They're not buddies.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: What do you mean I don't know that guy?
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, they're just co-workers at that point, you know?
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: Strange.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey. You got it, Woody.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: We thank you so much for giving The Woody Show
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.