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E-1 Grumpy Old Man · The Kevin Stone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hey, you were listening to the Grumpy Old Man podcast
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  broadcasting you from an undisclosed location. That's right, I paid
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  for it for a year. I want to talk about
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  a bonehead decision. And now I have a podcast for
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  one full year, and you're stuck with it. What do
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  you like it or not? For the next year you
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  get to hear the Grumpy old Man complain about all
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  kinds of things. I didn't check to see if I
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  was on the monthly payment plan or the yearly payment
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  plan before I made my click on the mouse, and
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  so I've got the podcast for a whole year. So
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  without further ado, let's talk about some more bone headed
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  decisions that I made. I went to Tractors Supply, got excited.
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  There's a problem with flies out here at my location.
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  During the summertime, they get bad. I got tired of
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  buying stupid things trying to get rid of these flies.
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  So I went to Tractors Supply and I bought one
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  of those electric looks like a tennis racket electric zappers.
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  Paid nine ninety nine for it. Paid more for the
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  batteries because I thought I needed batteries, but I didn't
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  actually need batteries, So now I've got a whole bunch
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  of batteries nine for this electric tennis racket. Come inside
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  and caught the very first fly pow. After that, the
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  excitement's over with it. I mean, once you hear the pow,
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  you've heard all the powels, you know what I mean.
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  So nine ninety nine down the drain, because I go
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  running through the house looking like a moron, trying to
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  chase down the flys, which they're getting smart and staying
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  away from the electrified tennis racket. So there you go.