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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 73 - POSITIVITY · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: know what. Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah today, it is Monday. It is August eighth. We
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  Speaker 4: are coming to you live from barstool HQ three three
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  Speaker 4: three seventh Avenue one one, New York City, second floor
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  Speaker 4: and floor, third row of desks, far against the wall,
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  Speaker 1: But just if you get past them, you just have
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  Speaker 1: to make sure you get around Frank the tank to
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  Speaker 1: light up sass.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, oh. You won't like to think everyone
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  Speaker 4: who listens is a fan, but if they're not, they
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  Speaker 4: know where to find you exactly. He's outside. It is
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  Speaker 4: actually a public address. So I don't think I did anything.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I exposed anything.
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  Speaker 1: That shit is not wrong, dude, Even if you did,
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  Speaker 1: that's your truth.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm an honest man.
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  Speaker 1: My boy likes to live his truth, and that's fucking
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  Speaker 1: acceptable to me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm straight, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone off caffeine right now, Dude. I had two
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  Speaker 1: SIPs of this fucking there's.
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  Speaker 4: Like ten milligrams of caffeine in that, and I'm buzzing you.
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  Speaker 4: Is the double extra large iced coffee you had this morning.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have a foot with your fat ass. I
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  Speaker 4: don't fucking first off, I drink black coffee is with you,
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  Speaker 4: fat ass?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Are you saying that this
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  Speaker 1: son of a boy dad Merch makes me look fat?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: Now that makes you look good? Son of a boy
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  Speaker 4: dad Merch is slimming? It is.
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  Speaker 1: Actually this is a large and I usually would wear
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  Speaker 1: an Excel but it's large.
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  Speaker 4: As large as well on me. The Excels are a
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  Speaker 4: little big.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're the true to size vanity sizing. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm finding out that I'm fat as fuck when when
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  Speaker 1: you actually measure your waist versus what your fucking waist is?
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  Speaker 4: Dude? How big is your waist?
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  Speaker 1: Big enough that at the pop punk concert I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: popping my shirt off when the rest of the bad
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  Speaker 1: everybody came out with their shirts off, I was like, Fellas,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't talk about this in rehearsal, Dude, we're not
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  Speaker 1: going rogue like this.
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  Speaker 4: How big is my waist is? Big?
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  Speaker 1: I got a big waist, probably like thirty four inches, Like.
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  Speaker 4: I'm around that as well, but like be thirty two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would wear I was wearing like a thirty two.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude, Maybe wear a thirty two because
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  Speaker 4: I get the way I'm built. It's all in your rolls,
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  Speaker 4: so not even the rolls, it's just where that's where
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  Speaker 4: my bones are. You can just bones are at.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have short legs or long legs?
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  Speaker 4: I got long legs, daddy, long legs, fighter, dude. I
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  Speaker 4: used to think I had long legs, and then I
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  Speaker 4: found out I have short legs. I found out because
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  Speaker 4: I was sitting on a bicycle seat. I had to
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  Speaker 4: make it fucking lower. I have a tall ass bicycle seat.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be fucking wobbling. Longer legs than you.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people have longer, man.
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  Speaker 4: It's not always about comparing yourself to the next person.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking on yourself, chill sass, don't give me so many
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  Speaker 4: fucking pearls, dude, focusing on yourself and accepting yourself for
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  Speaker 4: what you are. Yo. What the fucking pearls of wisdom? Dude?
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  Speaker 4: When have you? When did since?
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  Speaker 1: When did you get on your Buddhist shit? You've been
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  Speaker 1: self satisfied as odd.
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  Speaker 4: I've been praising God and spreading love religiously for real.
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  Speaker 4: We'll put you onto God. I'm fighting the urges to
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  Speaker 4: spread hate and accepting the urges to spread love. Who
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  Speaker 4: put you onto the Almighty myself? Really?
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  Speaker 1: What uh did you ever come to Jesus moment?
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  Speaker 4: Or was it just hit low enough points in your
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  Speaker 4: life for you turned to God? Yeah? Beg for forgiveness, dude.
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  Speaker 1: He is a fucking He is the greatest of all time,
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  Speaker 1: the Wonderful counselor the fucking Almighty Father, dude, the Prince
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  Speaker 1: of Peace.
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  Speaker 4: This is a religious podcast, now, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, we could definitely get way more money if we
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  Speaker 1: were on our religious tip.
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  Speaker 4: The top podcasts are all religious podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: True crime. Yeah, it's like about this because how People Die?
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  Speaker 4: Listen to the murder podcasts and they have to go
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  Speaker 4: beg for Forgiveness, switch over to the religious one.
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  Speaker 1: How You Die and Where you Go? It's all in
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  Speaker 1: fucking it.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get off on hearing stories about like teenage girls
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  Speaker 4: being brutally murdered.
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  Speaker 1: And people get off on telling themselves that they're good
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  Speaker 1: people because they listen to a Jesus podcast. Like, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually find that I was racist to that check out clerk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking because I begged fortiftness exactly. I mean
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  Speaker 1: it is get out of jail free, begging for forgiveness, deathbed, repentant.
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  Speaker 4: Mortal sins. Then you're in a world of trouble. There
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  Speaker 4: were you? Where were you that you were just so
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  Speaker 4: churched up? And what God?
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about? A fucking Christian God?
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  Speaker 4: All of them? Oh? Really? Allah? Really? Yeah, dude, Alah
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  Speaker 4: walk bard dude. Yeah, no, no, no, we can't say
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  Speaker 4: God is good Allah akbar. Isn't that the terrorist thing? No, dude, No,
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  Speaker 4: I think it just means every time there's about to
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  Speaker 4: do a terrorist tacked the yeah, all akbar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that they're like praising God. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're just like God is good. A lot of walk bar.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, Tyler, I want to be right about that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right? I don't use that specific phrase just
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  Speaker 4: because of the connotations, because of what has gone on
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  Speaker 4: the implication. No, dude, I think it's just as I
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  Speaker 4: think it's just like, uh, we took that was the greatest.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it was the greatest. We took a beautiful phrase
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  Speaker 4: and they destroyed it and they filled it with hate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the connotations behind it, Oh God so good?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Allah but I mean, is there god you just
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  Speaker 4: said that you yes, Well, yeah, I worship a law
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  Speaker 4: fuck with all gods and Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you can have that cake,
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  Speaker 1: Andy it too. I don't know if you're allowed to
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  Speaker 1: have both of those things. You can't worship both, dude,
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  Speaker 1: You can't worship all gods.
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  Speaker 4: You most definitely can.
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  Speaker 1: That's greedy as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing it actively, celebrated all holidays, the Wali and
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  Speaker 4: Kwanza and fucking Passover, so I can already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever the Christians are doing these days.
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  Speaker 4: They're fucking around with everything. Martin Luther King day in religion.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it is fucking love that guy.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. He is the goat, sneaky goated. MLK is sneaky, goaded.
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  Speaker 1: On the load, very low key goaded, the low key
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  Speaker 1: goat he got. He was one of the first guys
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  Speaker 1: who I saw was victim to bad uh uh what
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  Speaker 1: was it called? Searchant se o? Bad seo? Like the
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  Speaker 1: number one thing you used to google that that came
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  Speaker 1: up when you google Martin Luther King was like tapes
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  Speaker 1: of him like talking to a mistress or some shit
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  Speaker 1: like that. Like on Google. It was the top thing
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  Speaker 1: on Google.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it's called white supremacy. Yeah, they were just white supremacist.
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  Speaker 4: His called white supremacy in the capitalist nation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's fucking dude. You're based as fucking right now.
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  Speaker 1: What type of time are you?
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  Speaker 4: You're fucking you're based bred in love? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're self satisfied. What did you What did you
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  Speaker 1: come into a woman or money?
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  Speaker 4: No, neither, I'm not self satisfied. Oh I'm a little
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  Speaker 4: self satisfied. What are you so smug about in the
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  Speaker 4: game lately? But uh, yeah, Bro, I'm just practicing gratitude
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  Speaker 4: for the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy because I don't even feel like it's an act.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's been super open and you've been.
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  Speaker 4: Stopping myself from being a hater.
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  Speaker 1: What types of shit did you have to give up hating?
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  Speaker 1: Or would it be detrimental to even acknowledge them?
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  Speaker 4: It would be detrimental for me to acknowledge them for sure?
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  Speaker 4: Was it people? Individuals really that are closer to where
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  Speaker 4: I am currently than others? Should we play mark on
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  Speaker 4: in below and figure out who they are? Bro? Who
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  Speaker 4: was it? Damn? Now that I never hate it? On anybody. No,
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  Speaker 4: he's right. I mean he's a friend. Yes, I would
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  Speaker 4: go as far as to say I love her and
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  Speaker 4: I would sacrifice for her. Was it Stephan? It was
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  Speaker 4: Stephan the tech guy, tech guy.
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  Speaker 1: We have a big beef, the number three slash four
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  Speaker 1: tech guy in the pecking order.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm just too negative and I'm always just having
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  Speaker 4: inner battles with myself.
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  Speaker 1: How did you even notice that you were too negative?
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  Speaker 1: How did you even diagnose it? I feel like that's
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  Speaker 1: a good first step.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I think it had something to do
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  Speaker 4: with just last week. Is just traveling too much, spiraling
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  Speaker 4: downhill and rewire my brand?
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  Speaker 6: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the good things about the undulation of the hater
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  Speaker 1: of the psyche is you'll probably be back to hating,
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  Speaker 1: and like days.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't hated in a while. Yeah, you turned over
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  Speaker 4: a new, a new and alonggoing thing. Really what how
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  Speaker 4: did you get rid of it? I feel like this
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  Speaker 4: would be helpful for people to figure out, stay in
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  Speaker 4: your own lane, focus on yourself. Damn, dude, that is
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  Speaker 4: not comparing myself to other people on it. That is
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  Speaker 4: a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Another pearl, dude, that is an absolute pearl. Is you
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  Speaker 1: start comparing yourself to other people, You'll be like, why
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  Speaker 1: am I not getting what they have?
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  Speaker 4: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Like why are my things not doing with their things are?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you wonder why am I the lowest paid employee
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  Speaker 4: at the company? And then you think, oh, well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: blessed to be get paid at all. Why do I
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  Speaker 4: live in an apartment that looks like an Argentinian slum,
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  Speaker 4: a lean to that was built on top of another
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  Speaker 4: lean to on top of another lean Happy that everyone
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  Speaker 4: else is making money, Happy that my friends are doing well.
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  Speaker 1: In like a communal sense, we're doing well, yes, he personally,
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  Speaker 1: but as like you're a communist.
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  Speaker 4: It's also as a man of God, you don't really
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  Speaker 4: Money's not really something that you focus on as much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you just taking it out of poverty. No, not quite,
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  Speaker 4: but I am. The next step is transferring over into
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  Speaker 4: a minimalist lifestyle. Dude. I watched the documentary on the Middle.
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  Speaker 4: A month after that, I'll just be coming to work naked,
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  Speaker 4: no backpack, no phone, nothing, just my voice. God's greatest
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  Speaker 4: gift is the voice, just floating through life. Yeah, ass naked,
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  Speaker 4: hard as fun like, no money, nothing, no worldly possessions,
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  Speaker 4: just his voice.
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  Speaker 1: His ideas.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, all man needs just his.
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  Speaker 1: His voice and his vision, all his senses. All you
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  Speaker 1: need is to be able to perceive brother exactly, because
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  Speaker 1: that's when you make the true connections, not the worldly
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  Speaker 1: connection to pieces of fucking rectangular paper that you define
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  Speaker 1: yourself by.
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  Speaker 4: Amen. I Wilso, I have a bad stomach ache, and
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  Speaker 4: I've had one since last night, and it's I'm struggling
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  Speaker 4: to find what is the what is blessing about that?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're slaves, your earthly vessel right now.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta it's gonna give you the opportunity to be
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  Speaker 7: all the more thankful when you don't have stuffs.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. It is a good thing. Track Huh. I got
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  Speaker 4: a hot dog on the Amtrak yesterday. Well, I think
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  Speaker 4: we've just been destroying my intestine.
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  Speaker 7: The men who brought you lobster roll from wah Wah
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  Speaker 7: lost their bisk.
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  Speaker 4: Boy. Yeah, yeah, Amtrak hot dog is much worse than
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  Speaker 4: the lobster bisk from wah Wah. You were on on
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  Speaker 4: Twitter being like, yeah, I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently I'm the only one who eats the hot dogs chain.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was like a banger, and then I
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  Speaker 4: got like three likes and like two minutes and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, I guess no one else has done this.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the LEAs in a bag, comes in a bag.
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  Speaker 4: Is it one of those dude it? I felt it
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  Speaker 4: going down and I was like, that was a mistake,
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  Speaker 4: but dude it. I went. So I had a spot.
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  Speaker 4: I was in Providence this weekend and I had a
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  Speaker 4: spot at the stand last night. At like seven, I
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  Speaker 4: get in the Uber to go to the stand and
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  Speaker 4: instantly it was like, oh my, I'm like it was
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  Speaker 4: like one of those times where like I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if I'm gonna make it, like I might. I'm actually
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  Speaker 4: might ship my pants from the hot dog from the
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  Speaker 4: hot Dog. I get in the I get to the stand,
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  Speaker 4: go into there's like a there's like one one person bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: I go in, lock the door, start shooting my brains out.
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  Speaker 4: This person is standing outside of the door knocking is
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  Speaker 4: anyone in there? And I'm like, yeah, someone's in here.
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  Speaker 4: And then like five minutes go by and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: is someone actually in there? I'm like, dude, it's a
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  Speaker 4: one person bathroom. Why would the door be locked if
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  Speaker 4: no one was in here?
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  Speaker 1: They like get the master key.
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  Speaker 4: Slide locked, there's no key, like it's like one of
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  Speaker 4: those He's like yes, And I said, what do you
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  Speaker 4: think I did? I disappeared into thin air. It's like,
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  Speaker 4: obviously someone is in here. So I had to cut
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  Speaker 4: my shit loose. And then three girls go into the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Damn dude, what the fuck was that? So that got
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  Speaker 4: me fired up?
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  Speaker 1: Were those the women that were banging on the door.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had to go fucking do whatever, probably hopefully pray.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what they were doing. I hope they
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  Speaker 4: are praying for forgiveness for making me cut my shit short. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's the worst on stage with a horrible stomach ache.
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  Speaker 4: Can I explain to everyone and still poop in your butt? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I explained to them on stage. I said, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: feeling well. I have a bad stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Were they sympathetic or do they think you were goofing?
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  Speaker 4: You thought I was goofing, but then I applied to
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  Speaker 4: I informed them I'm not actually goofing. This is I
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  Speaker 4: have a terrible stomach ache.
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  Speaker 1: Please someone give me pepto bismo And they're just laughing.
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  Speaker 4: Louder had someone on standby in case I had.
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  Speaker 1: To leave in case you shit yourself, because.
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  Speaker 4: I shit myself on stage and I never and then
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  Speaker 4: I didn't shit again, so it's still in my stomach
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  Speaker 4: and my stomach hurts bad. Wait, you haven't poop since
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  Speaker 4: two days ago. This was last night. Oh it was
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  Speaker 4: last night. I got it, Got it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I had the same conversation going on stage that I
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  Speaker 1: was about to. I was like, I might have to
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  Speaker 1: poop myself going on stage, Like I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: just a natural body response to being like a little
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  Speaker 1: bit nervous, and it's like you might have to shit yourself.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, no, it actually is real. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you need someone that's instead of someone that will cover
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  Speaker 1: for you, you need someone who will just come up
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  Speaker 1: there and poop with you, like shit in solidarity. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and just kind of have like a little groupthink idea
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  Speaker 1: about it. That's what the fellas were saying. PFT was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll shit with you, dude. If you shit yourself, don't
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  Speaker 1: run off, dude, I'll just poop with you.
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  Speaker 4: And he would. He definitely would, Oh he would. He's right,
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  Speaker 4: or fucking die. He was popping his shirt off fucking immediately.
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  Speaker 4: It It's some absolute bullshit. I know it's bullshit. And
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  Speaker 4: he is like a body that's like perfect for it's
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  Speaker 4: like all compact movements. Dude. He has a body that's
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  Speaker 4: perfect to build mass. Yeah he does. I mean it's strong.
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  Speaker 4: We saw him doing on the Act that one time.
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  Speaker 4: Remember he was just throwing around two fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fucking built like that, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even make my fucking shoulder blades touching up, dude, don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even consider that my shoulder blades should be
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  Speaker 4: trying to fucking touch. I saw a video of a
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  Speaker 4: dude who like was sleeping with his hands behind his
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  Speaker 4: back or like he's getting arrested in his dreams or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But it was, uh it. I didn't think I could
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: even sleep like that. I think it would pop both
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: of them mouth.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Dude. No, you definitely couldn't do that. That would hurt
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: so much with this.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: But it's probably great for your fucking posh or do
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: my shit crash.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: I fell asleep the other day, like with my head
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: like like this, and I woke up and my hand
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: was in like so much pain.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: You just rushed to jerk off.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: No, so asleep, I like moved my arm and and
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I moved my hand and it literally felt like he
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: like I broke my arm because he was just like
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: stretched like this for like three hours.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, you definitely you're you're definitely gonna have some pinchass nerves.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You're going down the wrong path, Dude. You gotta start
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: stretching now.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Dude. Yes, I don't believe in stretching. I believe in god.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Father stretched my hands type of shit. That's the only stretching.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: He'll be doing. Stretches my mind, Vetti does.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I bet you priests going into a better place. It
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: takes you higher. Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: priest guy. Like, I don't fuck with that ship?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: What color do you think?
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Heaven is? White? Really? It's all clouds, that's what you picture.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I imagine just walking on clouds now.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I pictured it as a blue green, no, kind of
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: a blue green tint to everything.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: To hope that there's like trees and beaches and mountains
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Nah, dude, probably not. Dude's probably just buildings. It's probably
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: like a really economically set up downtown.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I would suck.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's not built around cars, it's built around humans. Yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: it's a super walkable city walk levels.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: That aren't walkable. Suck ass, La brutal sucks ass. Alice
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: sucks ass. Alice. Atlanta sucks ass. Dude, is Atlanta not
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: walkable at all?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Sucks ass?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I'm going there this weekend. Beat you dub. Yeah, that's
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: that was a little setup. Be in Atlanta this weekend,
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: performing my craft.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Performing your art in some location of the one and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: only true Savior, Jesus Christ Christian.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Jesus preaching the Good Lord's word. Six pack white crat Jesus,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Atlanta at the Earl, at the Earl, the Earl. Tickets
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: are in my bios plural.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe get some waffa house while you're down there.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: H This is gonna be one of those weekends where
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: I don't leave the hotel.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Why because it's not walkable.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Probably it's not walkable because I when I was in
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Philly had a kid, Connor Mook, who is I know.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: So we hung out. Actually that's not true. We didn't
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: hang out, but we hung out enough. But then I
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: was in Saint Louis.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: He's helping with the podcast here now, yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then Francis and he went to Saint Louis,
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: so we did a bunch of shit. And then I
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: was with Calumn and Providence, so we did shit too.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: But I'm not going with anyone for this and it's
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: just going to be me and my thoughts. And of
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: course our Lord and Savior call him. Had that funny
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: tweet about Dave.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny, and he was text us like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: follas bumped this one.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, great Tartine. Yeah, I've noticed that he
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: said he can't pronounced Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's got some fucking nerve talking about Dave
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: like that. Dude, that shit's not fucking cool. I didn't
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: think that was that fucking funny.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Harry, this art you're perfecting, is it for man or
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: is it for God? Yeah?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Like, what do you really want out of this? Are
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: are you trying to get more like earthly joy? Or
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: are you trying to fucking make some cash that you
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: can funnel up to your local pastor and he can
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: give it to God.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: It's a combination of everything. I mean, I'm trying to
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: spread laughter and spread joy on the world, in the
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: world so that God will accept me even more than
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: he already does, and.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: Maybe so they'd be more willing or in a mood
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: to accept.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Him exactly, Damn are you taking nonprofit shows? By the way,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: these shows don't go it doesn't go to me. Wait,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: but how come is Hunt donate it to the Barstool Fund?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Toned all the money to the Barstool Fund. You're merely
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: a prophet and everyone knows the Barstool Fund is directly
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: connected with God, the fourth biggest donor at this point. Yeah,
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: when God created the world, he said one day he's
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: like dinosaurs fuck him. The Barstool Fund was his main goal.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: That's the one way. That's the one way. This is
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: what we needed follow the Barstool Fund.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: And much like church is, it's tax exempts, so we
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: can kind of just funnel any type of money through there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: So all the money. That's the best part about it
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: is actually what really is happening is I donated to
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: the Barstool Fund and then I opened up my own business.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Then they give me the money and it's tax free.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: But it is you are doing it as a volunteer, Yes,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: and it still feels good.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: It feels good because I don't have to pay tax as.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: The CEO of that other company. You've come into a
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: great amount of.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Money, great amount of money. The fact where you're taking
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: successful privation you were in need. Yeah, we are. It
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: is a very we're doing. We're doing well.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: You heard that Taylor Swift sold one of her planes
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: fast bought it. I did through through this other company,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: and he's fucking flying. But that's only to spread the
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: word of God. Dude, if God doesn't want climate change
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to happen, may his mighty hand come down and fucking
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: patch the ozone layer himself.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: You don't have nearly enough, uh, like religious content at
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: this company. Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I think that they're like it's impolite to talk about religion.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I think people think it's like impolite to talk about
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: politics and religion when really.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Come to people come oh yeah, I guess it's true.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: What people come to listen to, son of Boyd. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: do they want to hear sports? They want us to
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: talk to you, well, gambling, gambling, and wanted to hear
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: about God.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I saw that fat parlay you hit while you were
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: fucking up in New England. God damn that was a
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: fat parlay.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Big into parlays these days.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah you what was it first Inning unders or some
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I think I had the over on one fifty Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: and I fifty runs in the first time scor'd hit
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: hit the over Oh cashed out. Good payday.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: But that's that only feels up one fucking trip to
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the ocean in your boat really with the price of
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: fucking gas these days.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: So it did dip a little bit. It's been dipping
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: a little down a little bit. Joe is he's doing
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: a good job.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Wait what was uh what was jack back tweeting about
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: this morning? The the Core restart in a better position
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: than they've ever been before too.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know what is that supposed to be like
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: a dig on the environment?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's he's saying that then that nature is healing
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: on its own.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Dude, we don't need there are I have heard some
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: ship like that, which is actually pretty interesting that it
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: can happen, but it won't. We're fucked, are we, all right?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Greta Thurnberg? Dude, chill bro. Sorry, I forgot you were
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: a fucking maga. I forgot you were maga bro.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just uh atheistic existentialist. Bro, I'm just trying
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: to chill off my ship.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I'm mara, huh, Mara, What was that? Make America religious again?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you're gonna say Republican.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Lara, all right, I fuck with that. Make America religious again.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I think religion can fucking pop. Like we do need
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: We're about to need God more than ever.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with y'all have sins that we need.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Ship that they're teaching. How does how DoD banned books work?
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Dude, that shit is so dumb. I went through a
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: big uh. I did like a deep dive on that,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Like every book is banned, but they're not actually like who,
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: like what is a banned book? Yeah? By like is
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: it by? Like like, oh, it's not in the curriculum,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, no, the curriculum. They read a bunch of
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: dumb ass books. In high school, you read a bunch
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: of Shakespeare and all this dumb shit.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had like banned books and.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: That, Like, yeah, it's not like if you're like in
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: high school and you go to the you go to
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: the you go to the bookstore and you buy Slaughterhouse five,
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: they're not gonna like you're not gonna get arrested.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't. Like I don't understand it at all.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: And it's like things that are like popular movies like
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: the Hate You Give is like a banned book right now.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: It's like that movie.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: It was like a movie that popped off and like
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we had banned books. And then we read The twenty
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: fifth Hour and there was a scene where women are
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: doing ass to ass and then we read Train Spotting.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Is that asked ass a pleasure? Like? Do you get
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: pleasure out of that?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Well, it's like a bunch of ashes, probably financed bro.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It is about thirty of them sitting in a room,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: all circling two women who are on all fours with
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: a double ended dildo and they flan their asses together
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and the guys chant asked to ask em that was
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's what was in our fucking curriculum.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: And they're banning other books.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: They're like, band.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Didn't read any good books in school. The best book
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I read was Huckleberry Finn. Yeah, yeah, that book was great.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: They had the N word in it. Oh, it's just
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: a good ass incredible, it's a good story. Is this
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: some edge lord ass book they should give Like the
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: curriculums should have better books. Yeah, any book that I've
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: read outside of high school has been a better book
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: than I've ever read in high school. Well, they're just
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: and they wonder why no one reads the books, like yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: because no one wants to read this fucking shit that's
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: not even in English from three thousand years ago.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It is a whole difference of wrath. Yeah yeah, or
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like bullshit that you're in the Rye or the fucking
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Great gats Be, which are all like their their guys
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: be sucks. It like fantasizes a time that like people
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: can't relate to. It's probably cool to the people at
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the time who are like, oh, they're doing these cool
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: parties and shit like that, but it's like that's not
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the type of parties that are cool anymore. Now you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: can bring me to a great gassy party. I think
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: you're a fucking loser, dude. What the fuck are you
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I've been to one of those, No.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Dude, I just haven't been cool enough to be invited
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: to be with you. Yeah, we'll be fucking we definitely
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: go with those fucking losers, dude, with the yeah, wearing
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a suit, dancing all fucking sick.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be fucking fire.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: And like that, girls can wear a fucking like necklace
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: on their forehead or whatever the fuck they wore back then.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Dude. Ugly fits back then, Yeah, ugly ass hairstyles. They
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: were not throwing fits back.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: And they were definitely stinky, dude, they definitely were fucking
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: smelly as fuck. But I tried to rewatch The Great
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Gas With the movie the other night, and it is sweet.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Baz Luhrman does go off.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Not that good of a movie, all right, just made
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: it looks fun to me.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: It's way too long.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I felt sleeping it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: It was a little betty by the Only good scene
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: is the scene where Leonardo DiCaprio turns around and lifts
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: his wine glass. Old sport. My name is yeah Sames.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm about to start launching these things, dude, each more ergonomically.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Well you do that, Harry. Why don't you read the
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: first day? Oh okay, I didn't know we had those still,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: let me see what we got here.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't even realize there's money connected to this show.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Here, you God damn.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 25:17
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• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: you think college is.
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• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Bookshop, I'm trying to talk shop Shop.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk shop bro.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Enough of the enough of the fucking you know, politics.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: I'm so sick and fucking tired of the politics. Sick
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: and tired of the goddamn politics. Let's talk shop. Let's
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: talk guy shit.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Wait, we can talk about the most dangerous game show.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: When you said that quote, do you want to.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Talk about that or Herb Brooks.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sick and fucking tired of the politics.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Because I'm so I'm sick and tired of hearing about
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: how good of a hockey team the Russians have. Screw them.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You should have said that quote. You should have hit
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: him with someone.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I did say that, but then I threw I didn't
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I replace the Russians with Tommy Smokes. Yeah, now I remember,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: but yeah, we thought you wrote that speech for me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I know, well, I means it's gas. Actually, people are
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: like the speech was really easy to write. I took
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: like four quotes and put them on a piece of
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: paper and then I just like made shit up in
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: between them.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I think people were impressed, and they didn't realize that
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: they were impressed with your stage presence, as you said it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: They didn't realize uterus as fuck for that for something,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you had some really nice pacing. I mean, yeah, it
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: was a big video, dude. It was to be seen
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: by a lot of fucking people, and I was really
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: nervous for that, and the money was on the line.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I was also shit faced. You were I was obliterated.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Were you actually drank like twenty drinks before that? Yeah?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: They were feeding you booze. That was the time ones
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: they needed sassy on his edge. I was before you
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: found the Lord though I quit drinking. Yeah, you were
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: still real this time. You were still going to the box,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: actually doing it at.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: The Salvation.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Now. But I went to the stand last night.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I had one, truly, which is just like not drinking anything.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: That's uh, that's called dedication, self awareness, self control.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you can only have one when.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, come on, get another, get another. Who was
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: saying that too, like Chappelle, I am the man in
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: my head Chapel and one more, you can have one more?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: And I was like no, And then I live a
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: little sassy. I looked at God and I said, these
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: guys demons be gone.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You just put the staff down. Yeah, you should be
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: one of those dudes that dresses like Jesus and like
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: just hitchhikes from church to church.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: And it's like, excuse me, do you have any me?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: You're gonna start just carrying an acoustic guitar on my
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: back at all times and growing out, grow out of beard,
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: wear some thong sandals, and have an acoustic guitar. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: and naked all the time. Yeah, well, I'm gonna start
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: practicing nudism, nudism running.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Poor guy, dude, poor guy, just always trying to satisfy
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: some earthly want, trying to work on his body, not
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: knowing that he should be worried about the body of
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Christ instead he should. Yeah, dude, he's fucking lost. You
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: don't care about your body anymore. If it is God will,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: God's will for you to be jacked, then and I
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: will be done, would have been jacked, you would have
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: already been. Jack put me on this planet.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: To be a frail man with a big belly, a.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Man who's only on me being gust of wind. Yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: that's where the belly comes in. It kind of anchors
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you against the gust of winds.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Because God didn't have a belly, or Jesus didn't.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, dude, Jesus had obliques.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Like man like me. And he said, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna grant him, I'm gonna bless him with the
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: warmth of a nice belly so he so he may
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: not be cold for the wintery months.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't know that it was. It was the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: fucking true path to be fat as fuck, And in
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Jesus's time, it was probably a compliment. He's still probably
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: living off that fucking zero BC timetable when it was
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: sweet to be fat. Yeah, Caesar was probably fat, dude.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: He was trying to bless you could have been who
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: was looking out for you as a fucking dog was
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: fuck ass? Bro, is that bagel hitting you right now?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Mine was actually really it as yours. Yeah, it's fucking incredible.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start going there more. Little egg salad had
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: a reasonable price point too. What was it? Six dollars?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Six bucks?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Six dollars for lunch. I feel like I'm fucking robbing,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: so I'm paying them. You can't get a five dollars
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: foot line paying me? They are, They're just jamming money
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: into your mouth.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: What'd you get? Egg salad though? Eggs ollad? I love
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: eg salad. I don't know. That's kind of makes eggs
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: salad like my mama. Yeah, well, buddy, make egg salad
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: like mama do.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Southern sass? Yeah, just getting ready for Atlanta?
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Ah? Where the eggs out of that? Now? Is it?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm doing southern there or what
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I'm doing whatever you're doing. Yeah, I liked it, dude.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: It's Brandon. Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say it was racist, and I realized
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: it was a Brandon impression.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Was it racist? I thought I was just a white person.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think I am racist, bro, Please don't say based.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Don't say that. I don't think i'm racist, man, Please
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: don't say that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Please.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: I don't think of myself that way. You really, all
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: you have is how you see yourself exactly and the
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Lord sees you, of course, and.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You, dude, you know what's crazy is everybody has a
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: different version of you. You exist, You exist like in
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: as many people as you know, as a whole different
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: version of yourself, or even crazier, in as many people
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: as know you, and they all have a different version.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: And some of those motherfuckers hate you, gitting on us. Bro,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you can't think about that at all. I don't think
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: that everybody has a different version of you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: That conversation, that's the worst. Oh, dude, consider it all
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: spiral out of control, every single person a different version
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: like this is my first version of making this guy.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And he's fuck dude, he'll never make it out of it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I just saw how he was walking, Dude, I was like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: the game's Oh he's killing the game. Bro.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: No, he's never gonna be anything exceptate with that version
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: of him.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Way too much hate for me right now. Hate. I
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: looked at him and I saw a bundle of joy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: I saw an opportunity. Yeah yeah, I said, hey, brother,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: you still got time to fix this. Yeah, we need
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: an extreme saw potential when I saw him, Oh, make
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: over it better, man.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That you're not fucking trapped to your stupid fucking walk.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Now to your stupid gait.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: We'll fix that walk.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: That is actually the best thing about the walk that
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: you can always fix it, that you can always get
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a better fucking wall.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: First look, first look. All right, Yeah, that's a bad whistle.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Actually a really good whistler. That was a dude by
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: the way that walks. You talk to that girl and say,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I think you could be one of Glennie's angels. Yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: well that's the thing. As far as we know, Glennie
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: could be God. I mean, what if God was one
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: of us type of shit, it would be Glenny. God.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: God is the least of us, and.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: He has a group of angels that come in and
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: bless him with their big breasts every week, big breasted presence. Hey, Glenny,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: take a look at these breasts.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: And he asked them questions.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: What do you think about these? Hey, when was the
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: last time you put a popsicle in your pushy? Yeah? Hey,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: I was thinking a hot dog could be fun dog
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: in your grass? Hey, Oh, we get a hot dog
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: in your ass and a and a toothbrush.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: And he always brings it back to food, dude, and.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: It gets like twenty million views on.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Ye and they like think it's hilarious, like that's incredible,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: will you fuck me to us?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: And he's like, this is what you should be doing.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: You know that?
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: You know that face he used to make when he
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: took the first sip of beer me Glenny, Now he
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: makes that when he when he takes the first lick.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Of a person vinegar stro like shredded lettuce. Never had
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: beer before? Uh no, it was just losing burgers. Was
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: that he was Okay, I never did the deep dive.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I got to catch up on those. Yeah, honestly, there's
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: probably bought it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they well they did, but then there were like
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: some episodes where they're like, you can't play this.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: So he bought bought it back. Yeah, I bought it
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: back from them. And he's putting it out of review
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: on glennyballs dot com and they're bringing it back up.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: They're letting him lash jokes lash funny because.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: On the other ones, this ship is not funny and
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: it's not a joke at all. He's into some dark
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: shit sexually that I cannot fucking say.
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: Touched on something brilliant though. I like when people put
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: comedy in their email.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a lot of people is like a lot
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: of comedians, their Instagram will just be like comedy, Ron
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: funny Roan musicians too, Ron music one yeah, yeah yeah
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: with Damn Rone music on bars, Ron's got bars, extra
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: bars dot com Ask comedy, little Sass, very funny comedians.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah at hot mail crowd work SaaS.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, you are a good at crowd work. When are
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: you putting out your crowd work album soon? Recording that
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: exclusively crowd work? Yeah, you'll never have to write.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: A joke again. No, no, just you absolutely fucking destroying
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: the poor bastards in the splash zone. Yeah, crowd work
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: is I do not do crowd work. It's not really
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: my thing. I stick to the script.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That's if we're sucking off column.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: He had that other tweet where he's like, dude, no
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: one thinks anything's as funny as like twenty year old
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: comedians doing crowd work.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because it never thought that was about me. Yeah,
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I don't do crowd work. And also that's about that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: He was referencing the people that post like seven hundred
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, oh, young people are good at crowd work
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: and they post crowd wark clips and they're really funny.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: But then other people it will just be like the
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: dumbest It'll just be like nothing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Happened, but it'll happen.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: It'll just clip things just to keep on, specially on talk.
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: I think they don't want to waste their jokes, so
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: they just try and get one shitty crowd work clip.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: And yeah, there's difference between being able to like, I
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: mean obviously like something could be funny if you're at
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: the show, but like that's probably not going to play
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: that well online if you're like referencing someone you can't
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: even see in the video and stuff like that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they probably have a good point.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah you do actually suck. Yeah, good stuff at the Seals.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: But the Navy Seals both shows and Providence. Oh yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: there was a lot of Navy boys. What lay in
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: their asses? You were on a name? There was a
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: lot of kids in the Navy at my shows.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, they whip your ass, Bro, what do you have
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: against the Navy?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: It were awesome. Yeah, No, I wasn't anything against them.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: You said you were flaming them.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Oh I was kidding the saying flame in my I
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: do jokes.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, what were they? What were they it's not
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like you'll ever.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Have navy guards. Are you in the navy or some shit.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I fucking respect them. My aunt got divorced from a
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: guy who's in the navy. Dude, Yeah, damn damn. Oh sorry,
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean to hit home. I didn't mean to
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: touch closer. Oh yeah, it was fucking important to me.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: It actually was really one really weird encounter that I
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: had where I was like talking about something with like
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: dad's and I like asked some kid like something about
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: his dad, and he was like he like didn't really
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: answer it, and then all of his friends were like, no, no, dude,
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: tell him, tell him, like patting on the back, and
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: he was like, my dad left when I was a kid.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh god, it's like, what am
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I supposed to like? Why were your friends? Well? What
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: did they think? I was gonna say?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: This would be good?
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Watch what he does with this I've ever heard of.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I literally like, dude, you gotta tell him. And the
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: kid was like clearly like not wanting to tell me,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: and then he was like, my dad left when I
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: was a kid. My dad actually got his head exploded. Yeah.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I was all right, Well, I was like we'll move
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: on from that. You remember Jared Fogel, It was really uncomfortable.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: I live next to a suboy now, so tell him.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Tell him. But those boys were awesome. Actually there's two.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: There was a group of Navy kids the first show
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: and a group of Navy kids at the second show,
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: and they were all awesome, like we like to talk.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Actually we went and played pool with them at the
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: at the end of the second show, just.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Because you sigmas attract sigmas and they are just they
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: could tell by how you talk that you speak their language. Yeah,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: guys who are on sports teams, firefighters and fucking navy
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: dudes are your your core audience?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah? What what was up with this ship that you're
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: trying to throw me into the fantasy shit I'm getting
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to watch this movie last year. Get one
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: text every thirty seconds about the Eagles. Yeah, they got it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: They I don't. I don't know if the Eagles are
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: going to take it home this year, So yeah, probably not.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Some dudes I know from college, and I was gonna
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: say they're not mics, but there's like ten dudes in
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: the group, and two of them actually hard name Mike's
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: but they're they're two different mics from.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: They keep kicking me out even though I I've texted
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: it at once and I just keep on getting kicked
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: out and then added back in. I'm like, I'm like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I don't grade it. It's very weird. Well say, well,
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: do you remember what the last text was? But before
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: you got kicked out? They kicked you out to protect you. No,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: It was pictures of a woman breastfeeding.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I saw that though, Yeah, and then they're
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: like they were like, it was already on my phone.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying, you got that, And then they just
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: kicked me out again today they kicked you. Get why
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: because you weren't answering.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Probably you got to say something to be in the group,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: but they were trying to protect you from the breastfeeding shots. Dude,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: they didn't want you to see these these random girls
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: posting breastfeeding on their Instagram.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: I was having a fun time. I was reading all
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: the texts. I just wasn't replying. But no, they are
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: funny as fuck. But they were like.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: They were laughing about it. They're like, yeah, we invited
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: him into our fantasy football group. They're like we want
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: to have you in our league, and then they just
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: showed you pictures of breastfeeding and kicked you.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Out of the group. Yeah, I'm not going to be
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: in the league, but why not?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You said you would For a second, I.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Did say I would, But I'm not going to. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: don't know. I not.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Let's just be on Well, we'll like host the team
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: together or whatever, and then you'll have something to talk
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: about during football season. Yeah, and you can cover it financially,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: since you're doing this whole god shit now and you
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: don't care about money.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: What's the buy in?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a thousand dollars.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll do that, actually, yeah, sure you will. Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: but I gotta get what is the if I cover
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: the whole thing? How much do you? How much do
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I make?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And then you would get twenty five percent and I
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: get seventy five?
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I think that would be a lot.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: I would get seventy five and you would get twenty five.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I'd be doing the work, but I'd be paying. No,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: it's like backing so much. It's like the World Series
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: of Poker. No, I don't play by that those dumb rules.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: If I'm giving you all the money because you clearly
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: can't afford it. Then why would why would I get
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: twenty five percent of the win.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Because I'm going to be doing the work the whole
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: season for the fantasies.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, we'll do fifty to fifty split. All right, fine,
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: you back, you put it on. I'm not paying a thousand.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: You can tell them that I could do. I could
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: swing one hundred. Maybe just drop a zero and I'm good.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: We'll put it on a payment plan. Come up with
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Jordan Woodriff, Well, how much is she making? She's making
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of money. Apparently, you guys hear this twenty
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: five thousand dollars something like day or something like that. Yeah,
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: in a day, or maybe we should we not tell people.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I heard it from like somebody that's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: is making its way around, so we might as well just.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Brow So funny, how copycat league? Though already people have
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: made them and are making them in the office. So funny, dude, people,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: This is actually, and I'm not even joking at all,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Like the one thing that helps my like mental health
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: so much since whenever I had my collapse and I
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: went to Denver is like stopped caring about how much
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: other people make because that ship was literally destroying, and
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: that's like everyone here. They're like, you're fucking your Jordan's
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: making twenty five thousand, and it's like, yeah, dude, don't
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: call like good for her. I don't give a fuck. Yeah,
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: what am I gonna do? We don't have to like
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: give me. I should be getting some of that. I
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: should be getting twenty five thousand. Hey, I've been here longer. Yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: that's not fair. We're we actually tell jokes, all right,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: you just I'm busting my ass hour a week. I
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: should be getting that. That's like everyone here, and people
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: are so a lot of pocket watching going on here
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: and just whining whoah, yeah, shout out. That actually has
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: been a good thing. I don't really I don't give
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: a fuck who's making how much?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: How did you get to that point though, because you're.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Got denied my rais And then I was like okay,
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Like there was a whole personality for a few years.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Oh that's all I would think about ever, was like, dude,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: and since then you have always heard about I too.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: It's always like lies, Oh do you hear big Eb's
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: making six million year? Always shit like that. Then you're like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: damn what It's like always like, yeah, well, uh, this
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: guy who was on the jet with Dave six years
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: ago told this guy that this person has equity in
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: the company, and You're like, what, why don't I have equity?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: And you haven't cared about that shit even like after
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: the case race, you didn't care about that or anything.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Oh No, I did care about it then, but that
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: was because I was bligerently drunk. Yeah, and that's when
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: the old you came out, old me came back. That's
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: when I had to go home and pray the demons out.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: That honestly was scary that. I was like, fuck, Sass
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: has shown his dark side.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: That was a bad I I. Oh, I have like
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: repressed memories from that that come back and just destroy
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: me for like ten minutes. Yeah. It's crazy how repressed
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: memories can just throw you into a cycle. It literally
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: just come back out of nowhere. And I'm like, oh,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: did I say that after the case rates? All about
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: the case race too, that's all. It's the only time
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: you've had regret. And then I'm like, oh, they introduce
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: you to regret. You no liquors Latin for Lucifer, it's
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: not surprising. I look up and I thank God for
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: the day. Oh what the fuck was that?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: You sound like that three hundred right there?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Oh? Oh? Or escaping? Is that the dog? Yeah? That
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: was the dog in me.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
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• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Francis Contract review episode when I don't know right now? Wait?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Can we post both salaries blonde and say, guess who's
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: like two NBA player stats?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Every part of the stats? Who showed up?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Sold out?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: What shows in Providence?
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just touched your shoulder. But evidence was fun. Dude.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: It's a shithole of a city though, Come on, dude,
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think you mean that. Oh, dude, Saint Louis
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: is a nice define.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't go to the David Busters a lot all.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: Right, So I looked up Comedy Connection. I think is
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: an East Providence, right, not downtown. Oh, and went to
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: so you were kind of in the sticks. But yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: it's charming, you guys see it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: The Hilton such a shitty I mean, obviously the Hilton sucks,
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: but it was like, dude, this hotel was so shitty.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I go into my room and it literally it smelt
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: like some It smelt like someone died in the room.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: And then they sprayed like an overwhelming amount of this,
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: like a lemon chemically spray to like cover up the
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: smell death.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Wait, did it smell worse than that death in in
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: La in that parking lot.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: No? No, God, no, that was actually this wasn't This
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: wasn't like it. Didn't you think you gotta smelled the
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: real body human. Yeah. We were talking to some guy
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: through He's like, oh, you don't want to be down
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: here after the sun goes down. It was literally a
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: dead body. It was.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: It was the strongest smell that I think that I'd
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: ever smelled in my life. It was just pervasive, shocking,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and the best tacos that I'd ever had in my life.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: About two steps from there, I didn't think those tacos
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: were that great. You're way too spicy, dude, those were
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: the spicy ones.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I love this spice.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You didn't get a spicy one. That's why I had
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: three tacos there. And the case it is, I definitely got.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: I fucking hate the guy who thinks the other person
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: didn't get the spicy one.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That because Tommy mine was spicy here, because no, actly
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: that human.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: In my defense, So we all had like we all
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: got three, yeah, and me, Tommy and Rown all eight one.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Tommy was like freaking the fuck out and the ground spicy.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: It also, I was like, it's like a little it
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: was like peppers, like not spicy. I was like Tommy, like,
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: what the fuck is wrong with you? Like I was like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: are you like kidding? Like it was like that was
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: literally not spicy. And then I got another one and
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: then you saw both sides of the one and just
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: beat the fuck out of me. Like I was like
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: I was out of breath because I was like I
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: was it was so hot. It was like hob and yarrow. Yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: it was delicious. I thought it was incredible. It was
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: too that one was way too spicy for me.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't like the tires stand Takorea tire or something watching.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Neighborhood each when it comes out correct.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: But there was also definitely a dead body in that
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: exact dead body maybe like a maybe a dead animal,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: but I don't I can't.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Really had like a dead bear or something, and it
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: had to be like a big dead animal, like a
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: month old dead bear. Food smell did mask it incredibly well, though,
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's probably.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of cilantro. We'll just do that.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: It'll make it way fucking smoother.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: That was fun, though, LA was a good time. A
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: lot of that was by far my favorite one we've
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: done in terms of food.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Did you go to the Did you go to the
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Dave and Busters in Providence or no?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: No, we went to this place called like what? And
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: what about the mall overlooking the river now do? We
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: didn't move very much time.
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: Also, I sent Harry a nice like like anybody any
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: need anything?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: And probably yeah yeah, but not reply No yeah, I
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: don't know. I mean, I'm so bad with it. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: just see a textas found your own coke or what?
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: And then I did. I don't reply, I heard the
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: coke and probably I hung out with your buddy your
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: buddy Mullins cousin. Really he was out there, huh, he's
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: got a drug problem. I'm kidding. I literally didn't even
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: talk to him. I saw him once we were outside
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: what type of drugs? H really we're outside shooting. That
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: is so funny though, because like Providence is like what
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: it's like. Maybe it's like not a great city, but
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: it's not like like I like walked to the store
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: by myself and ever I came back and everyone was like, dude,
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: you can't just do that here. Yeah. Yeah, that's like
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: you're like man, not like a cocky asshole, but's like
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: we live in New York. Yeah, I think I can
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: handle walking across the street to a gas station by myself. Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I feel like it is a lot of people like
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: to up play where they live and make it seem like, oh,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: this is like the most dangerous place. I think it is,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: like eighth and Murders. But people also like to do
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: that when they come to New York, Like all my
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: friends that came here over the summer, they're all like, oh,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: they always like tell these stories about like seeing homeless
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: people and they make it seem like which I'm sure
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I did this too, but they make it. It's like
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: the stories that they explain are just like normal day
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: to day interactions. Yeah everyone has Yeah, yeah bro, this
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: homeless guy was yelling at me. It's like, yeah, they
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: do that, you'll they do that every single day. That
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: will never end.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: It's their job.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they get paid hands people humble. Yeah, what the
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: fuck is Jay doing? He just keeps on walking by
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: saluting us.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: All these people that are on the Surviving barstool think
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: that they're fucking hot shit.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have noticed a pep in all of
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: their steps. Why do they all have this.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking cocky pep in their Are they all fucking each other?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Or what?
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I have? Almost like when they got on the show,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: it's like everybody in the office is now working for them.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: But maybe we'll see it kind of is. I mean,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: like I can't even sit at my desk because that's
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: where the whole thing is. Really damn dude, So we
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: have to update the log for that active shooter that's
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: planning to come in that we told them exactly where
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: your desk was earlier. I don't want to be a
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: part of that.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Where he's Franks the tank been sitting did you see
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: his buzz cup.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Video, Yeah, I did. He really goes at it. That's
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: what a lot of people do that when you get
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: when you when you're become like a regular buzz guy,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: they just start, We're like a bald dude. They aggressively
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: shave their heads like they don't have the time of
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: day to take time with it. Have you ever seen
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: the videos of the dudes. They just smack those shaving
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: cream on their head and then they're just like with
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: like a real race yea, and you can hear it.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: It's like an ASMR thing. It's it's awesome. Oh but
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: I interrupted you my brother. What we were about to say,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: my brother? Oh uh, I was just gonna say.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Providence is also very different, uh summer rus school year
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: because there's like a dozen colleges, I think, Yeah, so
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: it's a much different the better.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: During our school year, there was like no.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: More insulated for what folk like Harry where people like you.
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: But I liked it both times a year.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: I loved you around. Man. I'm you know, been around
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: the world twice. Talk to everyone once. Yeah, frog man, Yeah,
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: you're the verse man. You ain't diverse, dude, you don't
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: know shit about ship.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: You're neuro diverse, you're neurodivergent.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: You don't know ship about dick, bro. Yeah, fucking dude,
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: watched this movie last night. Talk to me, walk the line,
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Johnny Cash, I'm Johnny Cash. It was so fucking good.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Got me so fired up.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: What did he do more of drugs or cheating on
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: his woman?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he only cheat on his woman once with Jude
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Carter Cash no way boiler alert. So so he fucking
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: carried a new bitch.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how do you know he only cheated once?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: That sounds like he definitely cheated more than that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: This is the first in the movie.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe talking shit about the movie when you never
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: seen it. I probably have seen it, which is probably
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: wasn't good enough to leave a mark on me. It
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: was fantastic. Joaquin Phoenix. You don't like Joaquin Phoenix with
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: the best actor ever.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: He's a good actor.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: He's so fucking good. Well, I don't like.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: When people you could just be like brooding and like
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: fucking mean, and people are like, oh, that's fucking great acting.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: I guess I'm hayting. I'm not like an amazing after
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: learned how to play all the they played the instruments
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: from scratch. Even Reese Witherspoon really learned how to play them,
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: and they sang the songs they weren't even dubbed over.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: That's pretty impressive, Google did they weren't dubbed over, so
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: he sang them. Then he's got a damn good Johnny
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Cash voice, which also so sided with you a little
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: bit doing a Johnny Cash impressant impression, not the.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: One it's not like.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: It's that Reese Witherspoon has like a legitimately good voice. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: the voice of a god. What I might say.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: It is infuriating that a lot of these like Hollywood
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: actresses just have like, uh, they'll just be able to
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: like pop out like an album already singing voice just
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: like why.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Why like the best singing coaches in the world.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're probably like music theater trained and ship.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, which is absolutely That was a good movie.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: That was a That was a I don't know if
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: would call it a feel good movie, but it had
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: me feeling good. I had a smile on my face
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: while I was watching that really well smile. Hell, yes,
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I just loved I loved Johnny Cash.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: He he's he's like a manly dude. But is he
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: a dark character or what?
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Oh? Big time addicts alcoholic? What type of drugs? Bill's
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: barely even drugs though honestly he was big time addicted
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: to him went crazy.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: If a scientist is making something, I don't really consider
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it a drug.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: That's smart, you know what I mean, philosophy to live by? Yeah,
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: that's just been a fucking ditch.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's just how the fuck I feel. I saw a
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Nope that the Jordan Peele movie.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I heard it sucks. Paul told me that who and
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Paul Oh, I for god that he said that.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Actually I should have read those tweets before I saw it,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: because I probably would have hated it. I would have
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: been like, fuck, yeah, Logan's right.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Dude, Logan's the chill Paul brother, Yeah he gets it. Yeah. No,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: it wasn't good.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was fucking awesome.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Gary, Uh A little spooky, a little yeah, Yeah, we
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: were a little spooked, weren't you. Yeah you're a grown man.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's gay. As a grown man, you should never
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: be scared.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I found out yesterday that I was gay.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When you watch Nope, A little bit of p
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: came out of my dick when a fucking climactic thing
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: happened during Nope, damn, I gotta see it now.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: But there were subtitles in the movie, and it fucking
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: threw me off.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I saw you tweet about that. How was
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I I've never seen him. It's actually really weird because
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I was altually thinking I wish movie theaters would do subtitles.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Is that crazy? It was like a big movie, like
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: a big movie theater.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like some art house bullshit like fucking bending
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the knee to the hearing impaired.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: This was a massive chain theater and there.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Were the reasons for the for the subtitles.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: No one else badter than I, dude. I was about
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to fucking at first. I was like, in the back
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: of my mind, I was like, I need to ask
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: someone to turn these off.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: That would be the biggest asshole move. Yo. Can we
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: get these off? May people? Dude? I mean, manage it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: I feel like a majority of people nowadays they watch
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: movies with subtitles on. Do you guys not me?
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Jack? Yeah?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people who's anything serious, Yeah, I
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: know a lot of people who like they strictly do it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: They won't even they get pissed if the subtitles aren't
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: on already. What's their reasoning going?
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: I just have a shitty attention span. Probably I like
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: to like try and read some of the shit as
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: it's going.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, is that like hard to understand?
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: It started with It started with Game of Thrones because
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: I watched all like seven or eight seasons of Game
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: of Thrones in two weeks to catch up for the finale,
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: and I did that with subtitles, and I found it helpful.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Kind I used to hate it, and now I watch
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: everything with subtitles. I don't know why. Yeah, I don't
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: care for it. I don't care for it at all,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: which kind of distracts my brain a little. I thought
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: it was distracting too, I mean depends on what the
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: subtitles look like too. Like the Netflix subtitles are the
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: best ones by a mile. Just those white white ones. Yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: if it's got the black border, yeah, nothing on YouTube
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: of that, fuck that.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the white where it's gotta be.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: The crisp white letters, very crisp white. But I still
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: just a little bit of a shadow, A little bit
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: of a shadow, oh drop a little bit of a shadow.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: One thing I did think it was helpful for when
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: like there was like music playing and they would say,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: like the lyrics of the song, because that was probably
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I guess, intentional by the director. It's almost like watching
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the director's cut of it, where it's like watching like
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: this the scripted cut, like reading the script along with it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting, Yeah, but like I had it on for
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: like the rehearsal for Nathan Fielders show, and like that
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: it like gave away kind of like jokes. I hate
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: all that. I hate when that happens, Like before I
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: could even tell it was gonna be like Gene Wilder
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Willy Wonka's song, it like tells me, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I get that that has happened to me. It ruins
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: like punchlines. So you guys are on my side. No
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: no no no no no no no. Debate Master, the
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Lincoln Douglas debate Masters. Let's some more debates on this show.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I fucking swayed. You challenging someone to a debate is
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: funny as fuck, dude. I feel like like sports writers
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: like to do that like politic like fucking like Chay
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: would definitely challenge someone debate me, then yeah, let's debate,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: because that way neither person wins, and the fans of
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: the person just agree with the person they were already
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: fans of. Yeah, it's true.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I also don't have like well thought out enough opinions
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: on anything to debate it now, Like, oh yeah, that
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: is actually a fucking good point. I feel like just
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: debating is just listing so many things so the other
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: person just can't.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: It's all about just like holding your composure and being
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: loud at the same time. Yeah, more about just convincing
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: people you know what you're talking about.
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: I would just try to best somebody say, Tommy was
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: like hypnotizing the girls on Most Dangerous with the word competitor.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Was he just kept saying, really, dude, people gave Tommy
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: a lot too much credit a little bit, that's fine.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I would this isn't hate. This is within the realm
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: of the show. You're not hating on him.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: I guess we already talked about this, though we didn't. Oh,
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I forgot boy dad came out before the finale. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I PI filar People who like Tommy
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: got played a little bit as they considered him to
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: be a little more of a mastermind than I thought. Yeah,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I think everyone else was just being really stupid. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: including myself, who voted for Tommy and gave him the win. Yeah,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: but that's not what I'm talking about. Like everyone was like, oh, dude,
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: like Tommy, blah blah blah, like they as soon as
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Tommy came up to me. I said this in the
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: after show. As soon as he came up to me,
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, don't fucking talk to me because
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I know Tommy. I'm friends with Tommy. Like, if he
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: comes up to me trying to be all serious, like
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: I know, it's gonna be like something that he's lying, yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: or like after.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: The show, like he'd just be like like I did,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: pretty like he'll just yeah yeah kind of like giggle
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: heaven like I guess I want to gain. But uh yeah,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: super happy for him.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: I was happy for him too. Yeah, same fucking my
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: goats up twin. Yeah that really is dude, shout out
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: to your fucking twin and then it's my twin. Yeah, Dude,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Tommy's funny.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I love I love seeing funny people or I love
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: realizing that funny people are funny.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tommy's been killing the game.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's like a gift when you can
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: see the funny side of someone, when you can sense
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: humor in someone he's been slaying. Yeah, it'll come crashing
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: down though. I was talking with Frankie BURRELLI about this recently.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Later. Yeah, that he's actually cut you down.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: He's actually a big He's already like a big cocksucker, Tommy. Yeah,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. He's got a mile of cock in his
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: mouth at all times, nor by the foot like a
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: magician with a ribbon, dude, and he could just pull
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: out the cock.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, he has the most. And uh, I think
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: that's brother. I think that's your insecurities. What are you
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: talking about, that's your insecurities weighing down on yourself. Oh dude,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: I put him under the fucking gun in your mouth?
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: What what couck you got in your mouth? Be honest,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: I have fucking I gotta agree with me, for you
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: got a ten k of cock, dude, I got three
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: point one miles of cock in my mouth.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: It takes a cocksucker to know a cocksucker, bro, And
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I can fucking sniff.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Them out of a mile away.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Damn straight, I got cock in my mouth.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Brother, I ain't never sucked a cock in my whole
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: goddamn life. You never seen it? Let it sit there?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just parked it there. You just let it
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: rest on your tongue like a breath mint. It's like
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: a little tic tac.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: No, bro, yes, dude, you did. Dude, Just come clean
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: say that you let a cock rest like a tic tac.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that, let's talk about calm.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: No, bro, not yet, why because they're not gonna want
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: to be next to you talking about tick tacks and cocks.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Just say that ship first, and then we'll fucking talk about.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Ruh, I'll got me fucked up? Oh, got me fucked
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: up right now. B dude, you're a really good actor, bro,
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Holy fuck dude.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: That transported me to the fucking moment right there. You're
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: living realistically in imaginary circumstances, which I believe is the
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: definition of acting.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Is what else? What else is there to talk about? Bro?
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: What else happened this week?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Bernie sat on the fucking steps of the fucking Capitol.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: What do you do there? I don't know shitting?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: He took a big fucking shit on the Senate floor.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: He marched in and said he was tired of this shit,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: and then symbolically took a fucking sleepy ass poop.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: On the floor and then Kamala Harris. She didn't suck
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: the poop, but she sort of just let it sit
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: on her tonge.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: On her tongue. Yeah, let's talk about calm perfect.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: That's what they're gonna man.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: started acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: everything else. Snicker satisfies.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Man. That's a winning play or fucking calmly. Yeah, and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: hopefully that'll make people a little anxious and now they'll
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: have to character what you did. The man escapes character for.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Comm Oh fuck, dude, I like to hit the daily
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: calm it's like eleven minutes. It's like a quick meditation
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: they have of every day. A girl, Tamara Levitt, your girl,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: that's who the fucking girl is, Tamara Lovitt.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: This fucking guy, Try and fucking play me, bro dope,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: try about property. Don't try my homegirl, fucking girl, I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: don't fuck it. You're a real piece of shit.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Don't try and fucking play me, dude, You're a real
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: piece of work.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I know you took a vowel of poverty. You didn't
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: take a vow of chastity, though I know you had.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, I've seen how you fucking around these.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Come on, you're an absolute very fucking busting your chop,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: you horny bastard. Oh no, no, no, no, it doesn't
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: feel so good, does it. And I got a pile
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: up of high heels in our in our vestibule. Jesus Christ. Yes,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: it's from Harry. Literally, no, his ceiling is just take
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: a vow. When I took a vow to God, I
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: said no more snacks for me forever.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: He's got a shoe box full of fucking loose earrings,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: single earrings that he's fished out of his mattress.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Doing too much. Yeah, how's it feel, bro? He's got
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: no sweatshirts left, but a tons of tough I'll pray
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: You've got the full Schene Ummer Fall catalog.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Let's pray for you. Guys, all the news.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: He's got all the Aritzia fucking line.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: That's why they come away. At this point, they're just
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: shopping from it. They just swap. Is it Buffalo Exchange
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: or is it Harry's Real? Got this from Harry? Is
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: it l trained vintage or is it just Harry's room.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: I'm serious, still doing way too much. Serious. You get
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: a few nice vintage pieces and Harry's cocking your ass.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: I wish I had more vintage pieces, Dude, I need more,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: like so I need more clothes. What I'm saying, well, dude,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: I mean the son of the boy. That ship is
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: wearable literally every act day. And I'm actually glad I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: got a new one of these because the XL was
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: too big for me. I couldn't wear it the largest
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: are it. I'm about to be rocking this ship on
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: the daily. If it's not on sale currently, we have
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: a sale on it coming.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, this ship is I mean back to school like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you should be getting this ship back to school.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Shit. It's gonna be gonna be heat for all of
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: our high school fans, and honestly, you need to fucking
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: get this all of a high schooler fans out there.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: We got some dope shit.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Co When do we come to your homecoming?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got lunch boxes we got we're dropping it
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: early for the middle the hot pencil boxes coming out
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: for you guys. Back packs for the middle schools in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: the South that go back before Labor Day. We're dropping
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: it like August twenty five. We're dropping bulletproof back We
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: got kevlar coming in for all of our middle school
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: fans out there, but also armor piercing boy Dad bullets
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: shields coming out. You want to play to both sides.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Backpack with doubles down as a shield, but also the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: boy Dad Ar fifteen New March. But like some solo ship, Okay,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: that'd be okay, be called just like Young and Crazy
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: something like that. I don't like Roan's podcast Young and Happy,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah a little bit.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: That's actually dope, dude. I like that fucking I'm working on.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: It's one of them is just don't fuck with me,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: you fuck her. I want a being T shirt. I'm
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: gonna do that in a flag too.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: There's there's a T shirt chop out here that sells.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: You know, I was gonna buy it. Let's see it
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: every day. He says, Uh, give you the other one
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: that says, do I look like a fucking people person?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: I was gonna buy that yesterday.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport ass shirts. Michael Rappaport as like uh, to
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: his credit, has found the way to just have like
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: a fourth act in life of just reposting viral videos
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: as if they happen to him. Yeah, have you noticed
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: he does that. He'll just like post like a fucking
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: turbulence video. Yeah, it's like barely a joke.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: And he'll be like, what the fuck is this turbulence? Yeah? Yeah, Uh,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: it's this current stage of the Internet, bro. Yeah, I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: wonder what the fucking next Internet.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like fucking next Dage's gonna be fucking
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: AI influencers doing OnlyFans. It's just gonna be fucking bots
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: paying AI influencers, so no humans are going to be involved,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: just like bots giving money to other bots.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Bro. But did that just get to Westworld this ship
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: for Rogan or did I just blow your fucking mind
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: with my theories. Dude, do you guys want to drop
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: the Rogan News? Yeah, so we're doing rogan On next month.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Francis is having us on Rogan Yeah, as a little
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: thank you for opening the door to the on ourselves?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: What was it with back nine of his career?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: What does like Shane and all them call themselves? What's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: their little group name? So I protect the parks, we're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: calling ourselves protect the pussy because Sass has been fucking
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: so goddamn much.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, he's got a whole fucking Zarrow wardrobe fucking wedged
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: in between his fucking bed frame.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: This is all because I said that I called the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: the meditation girl. You're a girl, bro, I just like
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: at you fired up. I fucking struck like lightning at
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: the at this most the slightest perceived insult. I now
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: I overreact because I'm insecure.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: What of it?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: Brother? I got a I got a long week coming up. Yeah, yep,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to uh retire. I think, yeah, it's just.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Too hot for you. You're like an old man. You're
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: gonna be like one of the nursing home attendants that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: dies during a heat wave.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: You're just too weak for fucking planet Earth. I'm just
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude. Last week took a lot out
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: of me and I still haven't recovered from it. What
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: about last week just like sat going from San Louis,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: La to back to New York and then going straight
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: to Providence.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand when people say that it's like
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: plane riots take a lot of.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: It because you're sitting, because you literally have your own
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: room on the plane. I had one.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I have had one first class ticket in like the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: last fucking however, one hundred and fifty thousand Delta points
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: that I've put up.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Dude, I fucking get no brecky muffins. What do you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: think we're supposed to know? How much that how many
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: flights that equals to? You know it's platinum. Yeah, I know,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: because you were like showing it off in the car.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: You're like it was a big moment from like check
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: this out, Platinum. Just it happened, Bro, I'm gonna step
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: away from Diamond once happens. When you get to Diamond,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: they let you fly the plane. Yeah, there's like what
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: you just get to spend these on flights?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: No that you get to pick. What flights get delayed
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: and what long time?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: God hilarious, What flights go down?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: You who you don't want to fly? What flights hit turbulence?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: What flights don't hit turbulence? You got a lot of
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: turbulence on our way back from LA I know it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: was wild. Yeah, it was fucking It was way too
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: tired to care accepted my fate.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: It was fucking dope. And you were just on so
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: much out of Vane.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't, dude, I haven't taken out ofvan in months.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Tommy said he saw you put down your trade table
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: to snort him.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: No, I actually haven't taken out Evan in months. I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: did have we I slammed those. We had a couple
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: of drinks before and then I had one buddies shut
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: out to Barney's being a couple of bloodies at Barney's.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: Beanner too easy, and then I had a one miller
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: light on the on the plane and I passed out
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: for like an hour, and then I woke up to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: the plane like actively going down. People were just grabbing
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: on for their life and roam was like ron Texas
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: and was like was the was the turbulence bad? Back there.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: They just didn't get turbulence in the first class seating.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: It's like pressureized. There's like hydraulics, like like a four.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Seat moved shocks cling.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just float.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Just don't get turbulence. Have you guys seen anybody reach
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: for the rosaries? Oh yeah, that's wild. I had that
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: happen when I was real young. I think this is
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: actually why I've been afraid of flying, because when I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: was oh god, I was doing a pizza. He's doing
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: a review right there, he's doing a soda review. You
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: were just uncovering a bunch of trauma. If you want
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: to keep doing that. Oh yeah, when I was really young,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I was I was out visiting my cousins in Illinois
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: and we were flying back.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: And.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: This is what subtitles are like, it was gonna be
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: a breakthrough for us.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: I know we're about to I forget what I was
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: gonna say. Story is gone. You're out in the room.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: There was a lady next to me, and we were
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: like straight up like free falling, I think. And I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: looked up what causes like phobias, and in a lot
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: of time it comes from your parents, like projecting those
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: fears onto you, so like you see what your parents
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: are afraid of, and then you become afraid of that too.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: So like my mom, we were on this planet. My
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: mom was like horrified because we were straight up free
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: falling and people were like everyone's like holding hands, like
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: the whole the whole plane, and people people are like, lord,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: have mercy, Like dude, it was fucking nuts, and then
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden we just like caught it back
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: and we were good. Crazy. Yes, so that's got to
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: be it. Yeah, that's definitely what it was, and that
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: makes sense. Nick has a traumatic story, didn't Wasn't he
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: flying as like a newborn with his mom after nine
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: to eleven and got kidnapped and is afraid of flying
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: ever since. Oh yeah, I mean it makes sense.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Urbans sitting next time, right after nine to eleven he
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: was a kid and his mom said, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: in trouble and the mom just strugged her soulders.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. People got real racist after that. Yeah, but he
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: just sucked for who am well were you for comedians against? Yeah?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: It was way worse for comedian Indians too. No, No,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean, I meant the people on the other side.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly it was sweet for the people who
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: could be like, we're calling him freedom Fries.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: Now that's what they did. They did the same thing
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: after Pearl Harbor.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I read a quote this weekend that reminded me of you, sass,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: and I don't I don't mean any shade by this.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it. I don't want you
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: inflicting your I don't want you giving off your negative energy. Bro.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: I'm all about spreading love and forgiving. Exaggeration in the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: first instance is a way of being taped and seriously,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: and then one is ignored for exaggerating.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, I feel that, dude. You
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: want people to take you seriously because you're like the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: plane was in full free fall. But then people will
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: be like, SaaS is just exaggerating.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: I wasn't exaggerating, though, it's actually what happened. I remember it.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: I was a little baby boy, and you remember all
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: of those days so clearly from that year. Yeah, I
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: just dude, I exaggerate too, though. I just uh, I'm
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: just examining. Bro. Now they're done with this show's over,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: No this episode. I don't do that, bro, I can
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: stomping on my funny story. Well, an asshole, dude, I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: didn't stomp on it. There you did? How did I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: stomp on it? I did just sabotage my funny story.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: That wasn't sabotage. It was that fucking pivot. No, it
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: was a sabotage and it was a funny story. It
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: was dude, it was a funny story. I didn't mean
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: a sabotage. Oh you sabotaged?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: Did what's your guys sweatshirts? Or switch? To make it easier?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Little Angel and devil for the thumbnailp oh, just lost
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: half the show?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Go on?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Oh round broke the TV?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Just it'll be good, big ass handprint on the TV.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: My paycheck too, Yeah, fuck now I feel bad about
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: having sabotage your.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Stuff to paycheck. Actually haven't getting paid.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Well, they're doing like this new two every two months thing. Now. Yeah,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: it's fucking some whack ass bullshit.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Bro. They pay me in like iTunes, gift cards and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: pack of skittles. Well, you're not salaried anymore. It's just
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: royalties from talkies ads. Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping talkies in business.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: But they said that they might license this pod though.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Back to barstool we might not have to be independent anymore,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that they might start putting it.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: Back on the that'd be great, dude. You guys should
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: get like a producer. Yeah, that would be sick.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That would be so fucking fire. Well, people wouldn't have
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: to do it in there, just their free time anymore.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Oh No, this is a hobby.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy how we got canceled with all
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: those other shows, but we just kept doing it because
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: we fucking love it.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Love of the game. We just love the fucking game,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: love of broadcasting.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: People have to buy these sweatshirts for back to school,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: So when Sas has dates at your college this coming fall,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: you can wear your son of a boy that merch.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm not doing any college. It might be easier
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: for them to try and fuck you. No, No, didn't
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: get it, not doing it.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: He doesn't have that. I'm not doing any shows. Actually
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: it's not true. I'm going to Arizona, I think, yes, September, exact,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Tempe or Slow. You think I'm doing too many shows? Hm,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: going on the road too much?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: For what for your growth as a comedian?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: No? For my mental health. I think I'm gonna crash
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: aggressively one day.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like your mental health has been awesome recently.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's booming. Tired. I'm tired, but this is the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: latest year. You know.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: You say you're tired too, like you usually say you're tired.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I crashed a while ago. I've been at a pilot
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: for a bit, really, yeah, until I told my funny
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: story and then you destroyed it. And then I went
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: passed on.
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  Speaker 1: I pissed on their fucking story's ashes fucking dropping out
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: of the air.
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  Speaker 4: And if we didn't have to tell those good stories,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: if you could tell a story, brother, I have a
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: bad story. It's in a story, mixing a story here
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: and there. Keep the fans entertained, Dude, I have a
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: bad room. We played to a sold out Grammarcy Theater Saturday.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: I saw that, bro, you should have seen it.
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  Speaker 1: Sas five thousand people staring at me, hanging on every
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: word were actual.
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  Speaker 4: Then I felt like I was a god.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: And then mister BURRELLI comes up and I saw his
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: lip quivering and there was a tear right on the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: crid his eye when he saw his baby boy, Frankie
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: BURRELLI singing those songs. And that's when I nearly doesn't
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: sing music is the best way to communicate with people.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Then afterwards we hit the town and it was fucking incredible.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pen crashed the lights all go off, it would
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  Speaker 4: be hilarious. I think we got to get out of
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: this room, don't we It's four twenty six?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we got two and a half minutes. Dude, I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: wouldn't want to, like fucking like the listener probably wanted
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: to for another to Uh Brandon.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, he books it fucking early as shit. Yeah? Is
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: it branded? Showed out until eight or something? And it's
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: about football, which isn't on yet. Yeah, what the fuck? Dude,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: gig that was a long episode. How long do we
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: go for? Seventy six? Ok? Yeah? Seventy six? Uh dates,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: either of you? I got Atlanta this week and go
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: check that out. It's gonna be a freaking time. We're
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: gonna have fun out there.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: How are we doing on tickets?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Do we need to sell some more?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Let's get one of them is sold out? Let's go
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: which one? I think the late Saturday? But I don't
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: know as let's as they just say it sold out
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: so that they can push tickets to other shows and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: then it's not. But I think it.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: So let's mobilize. Let's get all of Atlanta in that bitch.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm talking to our people over at Kennesaw.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Kanisaw crew. I need you boys out there
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: and get some nice tall glasses of milk for you.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: You got an hour on milk. I got a long
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: milk milk bit.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a fucking Harvey milk bro.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I'm working on some new milk stuff.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh, it's gonna be fucking electric. Go sy Sas, dude,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: check my fucking boy out.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: You got anything before Uh, Ocean's calling for lumineers.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: No, nothing, no show is just just listen to the
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: son of a Boy, dad buyer merch. Go see SaaS
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: going to Italy next week. My dad sevens are about
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: your thing.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Rind in this week we're.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Gonna crank out a couple. So the next episode, so
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: we'll be on. I'll be not here, but you'll still
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: hear us.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, still hear our voices. You should uhring. Let's go
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: to that Ocean's calling thing. Yeah, definitely would rule drop acid. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: it's drop acid. Let's make it would suck ninety nine.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, dude, you gotta watch that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: That's tonight's homework. Yeah, I'm watching that tonight.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody watch it so we can talk about it on
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: next week's show.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Huh. So I'm doing Funny Moms Night. What is Funny
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Mom's Adam Friedland?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: Is your hero on it? What? Yeah? I think he
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: might be. I don't know. Are you nervous? What? Terry?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: What time? Eight pm? In Brooklyn? Oh? I'm in there. Yeah,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: What uh?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Where is it? Gotta do? Show some of that positivity
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: you were ranting and raving about at the beginning of
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: the show. There's nothing but positive thoughts in my head
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: right now except for the stomach ache. It's battling me.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: It's all. I don't know where it is. It's all show.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you after all right, Thanks guys, Thanks for listening.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: God bless thanks for your souls. Thanks a lot for listening.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Bless you guys to pray, don't forget to bless alac bar. No, dude,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: see you guys soon. Peace.