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- PASSA BROWN (00:17.243) huh. Talk to Yeah. born ready woman. I said I was born ready, it is. Talk to PASSA BROWN (00:34.439) Yeah. PASSA BROWN (00:38.374) Yeah. Let's run it down. Welcome to Pastors Beat Picks Week. Eight. We calling this the day. thank you so much. Thank you so much. We calling this the day of separation. Some teams are chasing the playoffs. Some teams are chasing their dignity. Some coaches are about to update their resumes, I swear, I'll claire. Week eight is where the pretenders get exposed. Now we got some undefeated teams. I think we got one left. Struggling division rivals, questionable coaching decision. We do CC that. Quarterbacks carrying out more pressure than a church treasurer doing the annual audit. But we're about to turn this thing around. As usual, you know my formula: team records, recent performance, injuries. Coaching pressures keep match up and then and our on our favorite line. Joe Paul A. Yo prop. PASSA BROWN (01:49.213) Let's start out here on tonight. Meet me here tonight at the prayer beating where them Panthers is playing them Packers. The Panthers is playing them Packers. Carolina 3-3. Now, you know, over the last couple of years, we've been shocked at the development with them Panthers. Now, last game, Green Bay lost a squeaker to Detroit and Carolina. Got, I don't know what you call it, what happened there. Demolished. Just demolished by them And nobody told you to and and if you go to play, figure out what you're playing. Cut it off. PASSA BROWN (02:32.178) You keep it up. Just keep it up. I'm so sorry I was interrupted. The injury report, they're gonna be without Damian Lewis. Green Bay has multiple offensive line absences. Now, is this gonna be a problem? Green Bay cannot afford to keep dropping close divisional-related games. Carolina must respond after surrendering 43 points. They have to respond. So who you got, Passa? Who you got, Passa? We going with the Packers. We going with them Packers. Early game, we got a good early game. The Ravens is going out up to New Yorker. no, not the Giants. no, no, not the Jets. I'm talking about Buffalo. Buffalo five and one. But Baltimore got embarrassed by them Bengals. Now we're not sure. If Lamar's playing, he's working them back, he's working working his way back from ankle injury with Terry, Tyler Huntley filling in his availability and mobility are gonna be major factors. Now, can Baltimore defend contain, because he can't stop him, contain old Josh Allen? That's the problem. Baltimore has some, they had to prove some things beyond, they gotta prove some things among. I should have said it that way. Among AFC contenders. Now, the Ravens gave up 35 to Cincinnati. Now we got the face Josh Allen, who this ain't gonna be no vacation now. This ain't gonna be no vacation. I hate to say it. I hate to say if Lamar's playing is is an easy show. Is it gonna be good? PASSA BROWN (04:33.266) Then them Titans playing them Bengals. Titans won a game. What this mean? Ain't nobody care. So we even gonna say the Bengals. Then we got Cardinals playing the Cowboys. This is an ain't nobody care game, but they got similar records. Dallas beat Philly, but Philly put up 21 points on them boys. 21 points. Arizona. Lost to Denver last week, thirty to sixteen. Were we surprised? No. Will we surprise? No. But y'all got to show me something more. Them Cowboys. That's what we're picking. You're picking them Cowboys. this is going to be the matchup of the week right here. Them Vikings, undefeated Vikings, is playing Detroit Lions. Now we gotta see come the the trade deadline, whether the Minnesota can get Mr. Taylor from the Colts. We gotta see. Now, the key players here is Jamal Gibbs, Aaron Jones, and Amar St. Brown, and that Detroit pass rush. Gibbs and Brown, they sat out of practice. Respectfully sat out of practice. Now, the big question came Detroit, can Detroit hand Minnesota its first Lords? Kevin O'Connor, undefeated. But we know the reason why. It's that defense. that defense is stellar. Stellar. Can the Vikings remain undefeated? I'm gonna say yes, they can. PASSA BROWN (06:18.064) Until they prove me wrong. You're like walking over Grand, you know, it's gonna be like walking into Grandmama's kitchen wearing muddy shoes. Somebody got to correct you, but it ain't gonna happen this week. Then we got them Colts at the Jaguars. We are shocked at them Colts. Are they gonna dismantle this team? You got to ask. Are they gonna dismantle this team? Jacksonville is four and two. Now, they lost a close game, the Colts, to Minnesota last week. Big question is, can can can can the Colts generate enough offense to keep pace with Jacksonville? They got some dynamic people over the other side. The Colts, receiving courts, deserve some attention. They deserve some attention. Can and they they've been getting rid of people. They've been getting rid of people. Cults of two and five. The players report people want to get out of there. That's when you know the building is on fire. On fire. They're grabbing their belongings and running out to the fire to part. But we got them Jag Balls. We got them Jags. Two ball. We got them Jags. Then the Raiders is playing the Giants. I mean the Jets. PASSA BROWN (07:39.452) Raiders. They they they're shocking. You know, they're playing a lot better than I thought. But i i i is the Jets really shocking anybody? I didn't really shocking anybody. Which team can afford, can avoid giveaways? This is called bad situational football that often decide games between struggling teams. Now, both teams need wins. But the Jets particularly, they need to show they can finish games. They need to show they can finish games. The Jets lost to Miami, they had one win. One win. If the Jets were a GPS. They say they say, like make a U-turn into the lake because we got them Raiders. They got the Raiders. Then we got two five and two teams, the Cleveland Browns. Shocking. Shocking. We didn't think they was gonna play this good. But the new coaching? Yeah, yeah. And the comeback quarterback? Yeah. They woke five and two playing them Steelers. Now Cleveland beat Tennessee 27 to 24. We we talking about the Titans. They squeaked. They squeaked. In Pittsburgh, they beat New Orleans. But they were in France. Which team's defense will control the line of scrimmage? That is the question. Cleveland's pass rush versus Pittsburgh offensive protection. Now they got to protect the senior citizen back there at the quarterback position. PASSA BROWN (09:33.352) They got to protect them. This is going to be an AFC North showdown. They are playing in Pittsburgh. Ain't nobody throwing for 500 yards in this game. You exchange your Christmas cards right now. This this this is where, this is football where somebody's helmet is coming off. Somebody's got to know, look for their helmet during the course of this game. And we're going with them still. PASSA BROWN (10:03.901) Falcons is playing them Buccaneers now, not a Bucks. They should feel injuvenated. They got their quarterback back, right? Atlanta, them Falcons, they beat them Niners. Shockingly. Shockingly. Penix Jr., he's helped improve that offense immensely. Immensely since he entered the starting lineup. The Falcons are averaging 31 points a game during his five star. This is the big question. Can Atlanta sustain its offense momentum against a Pukaneers team that's coming off a performance like that? Now, this NFC South contest could shift the direction of both teams. This is going to be a shootout. This is gonna be a shootout. We can't forget about them Robertson boys back there, especially Bijan. It's gonna be a shootout. Both teams, both of these teams finally discovered the end zone last week. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now let's see if they can remember the address again. We are going with them Falcons. They're going with them Dirty Birds. Late game. This is the point disappointment. This is an LA battle. But is it? Is it really an AA battle? An LA battle. The Chargers, 0-6, going against some 3-4 Rams. Now the Rams beat Vegas last week. And the Chargers come off a bye. Now we gotta see what Jim Harbaugh is going to do with this team because Justin Herbert and them Chargers offense look desperately need some results. They need some results. PASSA BROWN (11:54.441) Harbaugh keeping Mike McDaniel despite their 0-6 start. The big question is, how can this team with Herbert and Harbaugh still remain winless? Can they? The Chargers are 0-6. We never thought that. Are they gonna get rid of Khalil Mack? Do they are they gonna send them back home to the Bears? Are they clean? Are they gonna clean house after this game? Can they make a resurgence? Jim Harbaugh out here looking like a man who paid for a luxury car and the dealership delivered him a shopping cart. Yeah, yeah. It's a shopping cart. It's not a, it's not a car. It's a shopping cart. And that's why we're picking them Rams. Until you prove me different, now we have an AFC West showdown with them Chiefs playing the Broncos. The Chiefs, they went up to Seattle. They got handled, they got handled, they hand in the hatch, man. They hand passed in our handbasket. Denver's five and two. Kansas City is five and one. They even score a touchdown, them Chiefs, against them. Against them Hawks. Denver, they beat Arizona, but were we surprised? This is gonna be, we gotta pay attention to old Mac Pat Mahone against that Denver defense. With the opportunity like this, they got no wide receivers. They should tell you everything because they couldn't score a point against that defense. And this Bronco defense is stellar. But old Andy Reid, will he find this the question? Will he find a way to get? To have an offensive response right after this horrible loss. I can't remember a time when the Chiefs ain't scored a touchdown. Now, Mahomes did participate fully in practice on Wednesday despite his knee. Rasheed Rice, limited with the hamstring and the issues that we're not gonna see him. PASSA BROWN (14:12.528) Mahomes and them Chiefs scored three points last week. Three. Now that's that's not offense. That's a field goal and a sincere apology. That's what that is. So who you're going with? Pastor. Who you're going with? I just think Mahomes can't do it. They ain't gonna have it twice in a row. It's not. You're going with them Chiefs. Then we got the Patriots at the Dolphins. Ain't nobody care. We got the Patriots. Then we got Sunday night football. This is going to be an NFC East matchup with two losing teams. The Eagles and the Commander. The Eagles, we we don't know who play. We have no idea who's gonna show up. But we do know Jalen Dane. McDowell's he's gonna be there. This is gonna be an ugly game. It's gonna be like watching a high school game, a high school team play a middle school team, but they got big middle school players. That's what it's gonna be like. You know that the revolution shall be televised. So, if it if you have a parent-teacher conference to go to this evening, you should go. This ain't gonna be no game to really see. But I don't wanna pick this team. I do not wanna pick this team. PASSA BROWN (15:40.861) The commanders lost their wide receiver. This is gonna be an NG plague team. Who you picking? Nobody. I ain't picking nobody on this game. Nobody deserves to be picked. But whoever wins, God bless your heart, God bless your heart. Monday night football, them Bears is going to Seattle. And we saw what Seattle did last week to them Chiefs. But they oversighted because K9 was playing. They You ain't gonna do that to us. You ain't gonna do that to us. You ain't gonna do that to us. You ain't gonna do that to us. Even though Sam Donald did throw did throw an interception. PASSA BROWN (16:16.806) But we got Caleb Williams back there. This is gonna be a difficult road test for Caleb. Seattle's win over Casey was impressive, but repeating against Chicago will make a stronger, stronger case, stronger statement about consistency. Seattle, remember, they held Pat Mahomes to three points. Caleb Williams. He he he he he better bring his his offensive game to the to the t to the table, a game plan and a permission slip from his parents. He better bring it. Regardless of that, 12 is gonna be in the building. The crowd is gonna be a wild place to play. But I have I have faith. I felt that in my Scooby-Doo. Faith in them bears. Now, I want to level a a a note before we can before we get out of here. Several games have preliminary injury reports before recording this this this production. So I recheck Lamar Adam, Lamar Jackson, Aaron Jones, Jamal Gibbs, and Mar Simp Brown and Rasheed Rice. Their their ability their availability could change our picks. And yours. So in closing. In closing. Brothers and sisters, we arrived at a week. But the standings just don't lie. The injury report tells the truth. And where these coaches, these coaches, are starting to hear the footsteps. Some teams have championship dreams. Some teams have playoffs hopes. Some teams are hoping that the owner just don't call a meeting Monday morning. Because in this league, you can fool with the media. PASSA BROWN (18:21.436) You can fool some fans. You can fool your own general mandate, but you can fool the skull boy. You can. So remember, these ain't guesses. These are pastors' picks. Now, somebody passed me the collection plate, because the whole time ain't nobody bring me no crackers. Ain't nobody bring me no crack. I need my crackers and my juice, boy. Bring me my crackers and my juice. Did you hear me?