Celtics Drop 53 Points in One Quarter, Scare Every Contender | Apr 2, 2026

The Sports Hangover Daily · Apr 2, 2026 · 5m · transcript

The Celtics just scored fifty-three points in one quarter — and somehow that's not even the wildest thing that happened last night. Welcome to The Sports Hangover, I'm your host Michael Benatar. And here's today's sports breakdown. Look, I've watched basketball for thirty years, and I've never seen anything like what the Celtics did to Miami last night. Fifty-three points in the first quarter. In their entire storied history — we're talking about a franchise with seventeen championships — they'd never done that before. And when you put up fifty-three in twelve minutes, you're basically…