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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's your old pal me Josh, and I
- 0:05Speaker 1: am here to bring you today's s Y s K
- 0:08Speaker 1: Selects episode called How Patents Work. It sounds like it
- 0:12Speaker 1: will make your eyes bleed out of boredom, but do
- 0:14Speaker 1: not get it wrong. It's actually one of our most
- 0:17Speaker 1: interesting episodes ever. And it is seriously, sincerely, honestly everything
- 0:23Speaker 1: you could ever possibly want to know about patents. And
- 0:26Speaker 1: I would guess that we've never said the word patent
- 0:29Speaker 1: more than we do in this episode, So enjoy it.
- 0:32Speaker 1: It's from November of two thousand fourteen. Take a little
- 0:35Speaker 1: time to learn about patents. Welcome to Stuff you Should
- 0:46Speaker 1: Know from House Stuff Works dot com. Hey, and welcome
- 0:54Speaker 1: to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant,
- 0:59Speaker 1: and and this is stuff you should know. There's Jerry too.
- 1:02Speaker 1: By the way, Jerry, he's ready for January. Me, uh, yeah,
- 1:12Speaker 1: you're ready for a new year. I'm ready for this
- 1:15Speaker 1: year to be done. Yeah. I think it's been kind
- 1:18Speaker 1: of cool year. No, it's been fun. I'm just I'm tired.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I feel i'd be much more rested in it's October.
- 1:26Speaker 1: You know, you've got a little ways to go, I know,
- 1:29Speaker 1: and this is my favorite month too. I'm just kind
- 1:31Speaker 1: of a drag so tired, you hippie, you're gonna start
- 1:35Speaker 1: saying far out next starting to it is far out,
- 1:38Speaker 1: so Chuck, Yes, I'm very curious. Do you have any
- 1:41Speaker 1: patents to your name? Now? Man, I'm not. I don't
- 1:45Speaker 1: have an inventive mind. I don't either. My brother does,
- 1:49Speaker 1: and he has had some good ideas that have later
- 1:51Speaker 1: been made into inventions. Why didn't he patent him? I
- 1:55Speaker 1: don't know. Man. Every every time I see a new one,
- 1:58Speaker 1: I sent it to him, say hey, I remember when
- 2:00Speaker 1: he had this idea twelve years ago, Scott, Yeah, what
- 2:03Speaker 1: are you doing? You know? Well, he's got a bunch
- 2:05Speaker 1: of pinball tables, so he's doing all right. He doesn't
- 2:08Speaker 1: own the patent on them though, Um no, but he could,
- 2:13Speaker 1: you know why, because it's America, that's right. So it
- 2:16Speaker 1: turns out, Chuck um and doing a little bit of research,
- 2:21Speaker 1: that there's mention of patents and patent protection in the Constitution,
- 2:27Speaker 1: not even the Bill of Rights. Freedom of speech isn't
- 2:30Speaker 1: even mentioned in the constitutions in the Bill of Rights,
- 2:32Speaker 1: but patent protection is in the Constitution Article one Section eight,
- 2:36Speaker 1: Clause eight, which is known as the Intellectual Property Clause,
- 2:39Speaker 1: and it says, quote, Congress shall have the power ellipse
- 2:43Speaker 1: to promote the progress of science and useful arts by securing,
- 2:47Speaker 1: for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right
- 2:50Speaker 1: to their respective writings and discoveries. And since this is
- 2:53Speaker 1: the late eighteenth century, a lot of that stuff was
- 2:56Speaker 1: just like randomly capitalized, like a sixth grader wrote it
- 3:00Speaker 1: something right, And my apologies to all of you six
- 3:02Speaker 1: great listeners out there who know your capitalization, like we
- 3:05Speaker 1: love proper now. So um, it's in the constitution. Like,
- 3:09Speaker 1: if you invent something that's new and novel and cool,
- 3:13Speaker 1: we think you should have some sort of government sanctioned
- 3:17Speaker 1: monopoly over that, at least for a limited amount of time.
- 3:21Speaker 1: You know why Why because very early on the United
- 3:25Speaker 1: States said we want to encourage uh inventiveness and forward thinking,
- 3:32Speaker 1: an entrepreneurship and great ideas. They were on board pretty early.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Even though it's a sort of a mess these days,
- 3:39Speaker 1: which we'll talk about against the end, yea, we will, yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 1: but yeah, the whole point, the whole purpose of a
- 3:45Speaker 1: patent system, and apparently every it's one of the hallmarks
- 3:48Speaker 1: of the m of the modern society, I guess, is
- 3:55Speaker 1: to have a patent office. It says we value innovation,
- 4:00Speaker 1: we value technological progress, artistic progress, um. And we're going
- 4:05Speaker 1: to show a commitment to that by by basically saying
- 4:11Speaker 1: you you have again, I guess the best way to
- 4:14Speaker 1: put it as a monopoly on your invention for a
- 4:16Speaker 1: limited amount of time. And it hearkens back. Um. Apparently
- 4:21Speaker 1: the first patent was issued in fourteen forty nine in
- 4:25Speaker 1: jolly old England by King Henry the sixth, who gave
- 4:29Speaker 1: it to a guy who didn't even have a last name. Well, yeah,
- 4:34Speaker 1: sure of Utnam is not a last name. That's where
- 4:37Speaker 1: you're from. Sounds like I'm Josh of Toledo. I'm just
- 4:42Speaker 1: saying this medieval is not the sixteenth century. Uh No,
- 4:46Speaker 1: it's not so. John of Unham got a patent from
- 4:51Speaker 1: King Henry the sixth for stained glass manufacturing. Yeah, back
- 4:55Speaker 1: then patents in England were it was a little bit different.
- 4:58Speaker 1: It was more like, Hey, we want to protect the
- 5:01Speaker 1: crown and our country and our good friends and are
- 5:05Speaker 1: good good friends of the crown, and um make sure
- 5:09Speaker 1: that if they have an idea that we can go
- 5:11Speaker 1: after anyone else in any other country, even if it's
- 5:14Speaker 1: something like stained glass that's already clearly being done in
- 5:17Speaker 1: places like Italy. Right. It was basically like, you know, officially,
- 5:20Speaker 1: are the only person who can make stained glass. It
- 5:23Speaker 1: was a bit of a sham. Yeah, they would. They
- 5:25Speaker 1: would give out patents not just on an item or
- 5:28Speaker 1: an idea or an invention, but like a whole industry.
- 5:33Speaker 1: So like this, somebody held the patent on the publishing
- 5:35Speaker 1: industry for a while and apparently got out of hand
- 5:38Speaker 1: because it was just royal prerogative left and right. And yeah,
- 5:41Speaker 1: it didn't last that long though. By the six four
- 5:45Speaker 1: they started to pass statutes and laws to try and
- 5:48Speaker 1: curb that abuse of power. Um, anyway they could and
- 5:52Speaker 1: make it a little more like the patent system that
- 5:54Speaker 1: we know and support today. Yeah, they were like, the
- 5:57Speaker 1: Crown can't give out patents unless it's for new invention. Yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 1: So yeah, that that is very similar to what we
- 6:03Speaker 1: have today. Um. So right off the bat, America's like
- 6:07Speaker 1: new country. We're setting up a patent office. Um. And
- 6:11Speaker 1: the first person to get a patent in the United
- 6:13Speaker 1: States was one Samuel Hopkins. Hopkins is the last name
- 6:18Speaker 1: not Samuel of Pittsburgh, Samuel Hopkins. Yeah, he got a
- 6:25Speaker 1: patent for UM an improvement in making in the making
- 6:29Speaker 1: of potash. Is that potash or potash? I don't know.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I said it eight different ways in my head earlier.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Well one of those is right, yes, um. And so
- 6:40Speaker 1: he held the first patent. Actually, the person that reviewed
- 6:42Speaker 1: his patent was a man named Thomas Jefferson. Yeah. He
- 6:45Speaker 1: was big on innovation, as was Lincoln, and Lincoln is
- 6:48Speaker 1: the only president to actually hold a patent. UM. He
- 6:51Speaker 1: got a boat stuck one time in the river and said, hey,
- 6:54Speaker 1: that'd be neat if we could find a way to
- 6:57Speaker 1: not get boats stuck, right, So he devised the system
- 6:59Speaker 1: to unstick boats when they were stuck on a sandbar
- 7:03Speaker 1: for the river was too shallow or something. Yeah, by
- 7:06Speaker 1: inflating some booie's that would just basically let you float over.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And they were like, President Lincoln, that's a great idea,
- 7:11Speaker 1: here's your patents. Well he was a congressman at the time,
- 7:13Speaker 1: but yeah, he's the only president to hold a patent. Uh.
- 7:15Speaker 1: And then Jefferson handled the application process for a while
- 7:19Speaker 1: before passing it off to UM. You know, other cabinet members.
- 7:23Speaker 1: And then eventually they're like, you know what, we this
- 7:25Speaker 1: is all out of hand. We need to establish our
- 7:27Speaker 1: own patent office and did so an eighteen o two. Yeah.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I think they grossly underestimated the number of patent applications
- 7:34Speaker 1: they were going to receive. People got their invention on. Yeah,
- 7:36Speaker 1: the first patent um that Samuel Hopkins received, Um Jefferson examined,
- 7:42Speaker 1: he signed it, he gave it to the Secretary of War,
- 7:45Speaker 1: who signed it, who then pass it under the Attorney
- 7:48Speaker 1: General who signed it. And then President George Washington signed it.
- 7:52Speaker 1: So that wasn't a sustainable process. And then chuck, there's
- 7:55Speaker 1: like tons of millions of patents. I think like five
- 7:58Speaker 1: point seven million patent tons of millions in them. Yeah,
- 8:01Speaker 1: five point seven is a ton um. Anyway, there was
- 8:05Speaker 1: this notable one that I think is kind of hilarious.
- 8:08Speaker 1: Mark Twain, beloved American humorist. He invented. Who didn't like
- 8:13Speaker 1: Mark Twain, Man, there's a lot of twin haters. Well,
- 8:17Speaker 1: he invented the elastic brass strap. Yeah, uh, I wonder
- 8:23Speaker 1: why he he invented and improve it an adjustable and
- 8:26Speaker 1: detachable straps for garments, which he suggested could use for
- 8:30Speaker 1: pantaloons or vests or other garments. But basically, if you
- 8:33Speaker 1: look at it, you're like, that's a brass strap. Yeah.
- 8:36Speaker 1: I bet that the old soft garter benefited from that idea,
- 8:40Speaker 1: I would guess so. And then one other things I wondered. Yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 1: he also held two other patents, one for um a game. Hey,
- 8:49Speaker 1: he invented a game to help players remember important historical dates. Okay,
- 8:53Speaker 1: I don't think he ever saw a dime on that one,
- 8:55Speaker 1: I'm sure. And then a self pasting scrap book, which
- 8:59Speaker 1: wouldn't be come huge until the nineties. Yeah. Self pasting
- 9:03Speaker 1: means I don't know, it's already sticky. Yeah, like the
- 9:10Speaker 1: photo albums you peel back the plastic and that that
- 9:13Speaker 1: sheet underneath is sticky uses static electricity. No, it's actually
- 9:18Speaker 1: sticky too, didn't it. I think it's static. It's sticky.
- 9:22Speaker 1: I think it's sticky. I haven't looked at a photo
- 9:24Speaker 1: of a minute. What, well, I have to I have
- 9:26Speaker 1: to go to uh, I don't know, the Hallmark store
- 9:30Speaker 1: and check on out soon. Let's do it. Well, we
- 9:31Speaker 1: were going anyway, so so I know the new Christmas
- 9:35Speaker 1: tournaments are uh so Chuck, let's talk patents, man. Yeah,
- 9:40Speaker 1: this I had this idea because I'm a big fan
- 9:42Speaker 1: of Shark Tank, the TV show, and there's a lot
- 9:46Speaker 1: of patent talk, and uh, I was watching it the
- 9:49Speaker 1: other day and they says, well, we have the utility patent,
- 9:51Speaker 1: but not the design patent. And I was like, I
- 9:54Speaker 1: gotta look this stuff up and see what all that means.
- 9:56Speaker 1: And um, well, we'll get to that in a second,
- 9:59Speaker 1: but let's start it out and we'll probably do shows
- 10:02Speaker 1: on maybe copyright and trademark at some point. Maybe they're
- 10:06Speaker 1: still they're worth mentioning here though. Yeah. Copyright, those are
- 10:10Speaker 1: all forms of intellectual protecting your intellectual property, and copyright
- 10:15Speaker 1: is the easiest and most broad and wide reaching and
- 10:19Speaker 1: longest lasting form because you can just write something and
- 10:23Speaker 1: it's yours automatically in the United States at least. Yeah,
- 10:27Speaker 1: and it lasts um for your lifetime plus seventy years.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Not bad, no, um, and literally once you, like Chuck,
- 10:36Speaker 1: if you write a short little story, you can write.
- 10:40Speaker 1: When you finish, you can write see put a circle
- 10:43Speaker 1: around it, Chuck Bryant, two thousand fourteen, and you have
- 10:48Speaker 1: your official copyright. That's right, Like that's it. Legally, you're
- 10:52Speaker 1: you're done just because you created a work of authorship.
- 10:57Speaker 1: And that's pretty great if you're a company and you've
- 10:59Speaker 1: done have a copyright as a company at last um
- 11:03Speaker 1: up to a hundred and twenty years, depending on whether
- 11:07Speaker 1: they publish it or not. Um. Yes, but that's uh.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Eventually it does run out, and then it can be
- 11:13Speaker 1: shared and other people can make money off of it,
- 11:16Speaker 1: like for example, old um HP Lovecraft stories. Like you
- 11:21Speaker 1: or I could take a bunch of love Craft stories
- 11:23Speaker 1: um and say we wrote them, type them, put them together,
- 11:26Speaker 1: and publish them and sell those books. Really like a
- 11:30Speaker 1: collection that you don't have to get any kind of
- 11:32Speaker 1: permission for that. Nope, it's in the public domain at
- 11:34Speaker 1: that pointlong to the world. That's right. Well, we read
- 11:38Speaker 1: every Halloween. We have to read something from the public domain,
- 11:41Speaker 1: I know, because it's really expensive to do otherwise it is.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Trademarks are a little bit different. They're a lot more
- 11:48Speaker 1: narrow and what they protect, and they protect designs and
- 11:52Speaker 1: phrases that businesses use or maybe trade secrets like a
- 11:58Speaker 1: formula for a soda are different. That's its own thing. Yeah,
- 12:01Speaker 1: but that's still a trademark. Is it. Yeah, I thought
- 12:04Speaker 1: it was separate from a trademark. M. I don't think so.
- 12:07Speaker 1: So with a trade says it's a trademark trade secret. Well,
- 12:11Speaker 1: with a trade secret, um, it's actually. Uh, it can
- 12:14Speaker 1: be beneficial to keep something under wraps as a trade
- 12:17Speaker 1: secret because if you have something that you patent, you're
- 12:20Speaker 1: protected for twenty years in the United States, your patent
- 12:24Speaker 1: is but part of the patent processes we'll talk about
- 12:27Speaker 1: is to publish it. You make it every detail of
- 12:30Speaker 1: it public. So then after twenty years, when your patent
- 12:33Speaker 1: runs out, anybody can go and look at your patent
- 12:35Speaker 1: and recreate it and not give you a cent for it.
- 12:38Speaker 1: If it's a trade secret, as long as no one
- 12:41Speaker 1: discovers the the say secret formula for Coke by accident
- 12:45Speaker 1: or by being this American Life and rooting it out
- 12:48Speaker 1: right and uh and then yes, so like Coke could
- 12:52Speaker 1: sue This American Life for damages. But once it's out
- 12:56Speaker 1: in the public, like, that's no longer a trade seek
- 13:00Speaker 1: and other people can use it legally. Uh. The other
- 13:03Speaker 1: way you can do it is to take coke and
- 13:05Speaker 1: reverse engineer it and come up with the formula successfully.
- 13:07Speaker 1: That way that's not protected by trade secrets. But then, uh,
- 13:12Speaker 1: I think Coke diffused that well though they were kind
- 13:14Speaker 1: of like great, good luck. Yeah, supposedly they keep it
- 13:18Speaker 1: in a bank in a bank vault here in Atlanta, Yeah,
- 13:23Speaker 1: like you. Um. And then the last one is a
- 13:26Speaker 1: service mark, which is like a trademark for a company
- 13:29Speaker 1: that provides services rather than products. So like if you're
- 13:32Speaker 1: a plumber, you might have sm next to your your logo.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Those are the different types of intellectual property protection protections
- 13:44Speaker 1: afforded in the United States, Chuck. But the final one,
- 13:47Speaker 1: and the one we're discussing in that length is the patent,
- 13:50Speaker 1: and that is a copyright for an invention, and the
- 13:52Speaker 1: US patent law, uh defines that as quote any new
- 13:56Speaker 1: and useful process, machine manufacturer, or composition of matter, or
- 14:00Speaker 1: any new idea and useful improvement thereof end quote. And
- 14:05Speaker 1: that is uh, well, we'll get into all that, but
- 14:08Speaker 1: the wording there is sufficiently vague and specific, because when
- 14:13Speaker 1: you're talking about inventions, it's got to be a little
- 14:15Speaker 1: bit vague, Yeah, because you don't have it all worked out.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Maybe no, because with the copyright, for example, what you
- 14:22Speaker 1: wrote down is is protected, right, the sentence structure, the
- 14:27Speaker 1: paragraphs who use the wording you used. That's protected, the
- 14:30Speaker 1: thoughts that it's getting across about the little puppy who
- 14:34Speaker 1: got lost and came back home and everything ended really well,
- 14:38Speaker 1: like you, you're the idea of a puppy getting lost
- 14:41Speaker 1: can't be copyrighted with a patent. It's the reverse, like
- 14:45Speaker 1: the actual invention, like the platform shoe with the goldfish
- 14:49Speaker 1: tank and the heel that you invented, right the you
- 14:54Speaker 1: can't defend that actual tangible shoe, but the idea, the
- 15:01Speaker 1: design of that shoe, that's what a patent protects. Yeah,
- 15:04Speaker 1: and you can't steal It gets a little tricky with
- 15:07Speaker 1: things like writing or like movie ideas. You can't steal
- 15:10Speaker 1: someone's idea. Um, Like, there could be two movies about
- 15:15Speaker 1: lost puppies. But if you could somehow prove that you
- 15:19Speaker 1: met someone in a meeting and pitched him this idea
- 15:21Speaker 1: for the lost puppy, and then six months later they
- 15:23Speaker 1: came out with a script for a lost puppy, you
- 15:25Speaker 1: might have a case that they I don't know, man um,
- 15:28Speaker 1: it happens all the time. Okay, but think about deep
- 15:30Speaker 1: impact and armageddon. Let's go back to that. Well, well,
- 15:33Speaker 1: now I know that's what I'm saying. You can have
- 15:35Speaker 1: two movies. There their lawsuits every day filed on Hollywood
- 15:39Speaker 1: over stolen intellectual ideas. But um, whether or not successful
- 15:45Speaker 1: is whether or not you can make your case. You know,
- 15:47Speaker 1: it depends upon each one. That's a good point. So
- 15:50Speaker 1: the first thing if you want to pattent an invention
- 15:52Speaker 1: is that you have to uh well, it has to
- 15:55Speaker 1: be sufficiently novel, is what they say. So it can't
- 15:58Speaker 1: be uh uh. I mean it can be similar to
- 16:01Speaker 1: other things, but it has to be different enough to
- 16:04Speaker 1: something that's already patented or been published in a publication
- 16:08Speaker 1: to grant the patent. Yeah, because if this that's a
- 16:11Speaker 1: really key point. If if the even if you invented
- 16:15Speaker 1: something right, Um, and let's say you wrote about your
- 16:18Speaker 1: platform shoe with the goldfish tank in the heel, right,
- 16:22Speaker 1: if you wrote about it and don't file a patent
- 16:25Speaker 1: application if it was published, yes, within a year, Um,
- 16:30Speaker 1: you you can't file a patent after that. Yeah, that's
- 16:33Speaker 1: why the first thing you need to do is file
- 16:35Speaker 1: the patent. Like, no one invents something and writes all
- 16:39Speaker 1: about it in the Washington Post for a year and
- 16:41Speaker 1: it's just maybe I should patent it so that that's
- 16:44Speaker 1: your first step. And so that's and that's that's what
- 16:47Speaker 1: makes a novel. It's new. It's a different idea. And
- 16:50Speaker 1: like you said, you can be taking different things that
- 16:53Speaker 1: already exist but putting them together in a new way
- 16:55Speaker 1: that people hadn't thought of or that wasn't what's called
- 16:59Speaker 1: um obvious. So the the invention also has to be
- 17:02Speaker 1: non obvious. Yeah, and that's what most inventions these days
- 17:06Speaker 1: are our improvements on things that already exists. Like there
- 17:10Speaker 1: are new inventions, but a lot of it. Like the
- 17:12Speaker 1: great example they use in nineteen seventy seven when Jerome
- 17:15Speaker 1: Lemelson invented or got patented the idea of the cam quarter.
- 17:20Speaker 1: It was so absurd at the time. People were like,
- 17:22Speaker 1: you hit recorded video and sound at the same time.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Just that's denied. That's just silly, get out of here.
- 17:30Speaker 1: And he said, actually, you know, that's kind of a
- 17:31Speaker 1: good idea, and it's super easy to do because all
- 17:34Speaker 1: I have to do is tape the tape recorder to
- 17:36Speaker 1: this camera, which is probably what he did. And uh,
- 17:41Speaker 1: he was able to get the cam quarter patented, of course.
- 17:43Speaker 1: And now if you go to the patent office and
- 17:45Speaker 1: do some research. There probably thousands of patents that have
- 17:49Speaker 1: to do with the cam quarter. Each individual little piece
- 17:53Speaker 1: that someone innovates, they can patent, like night vision on
- 17:57Speaker 1: it or a light attached to it, right exactly. But
- 18:00Speaker 1: you couldn't say, I'm gonna patent a cam quord this
- 18:03Speaker 1: other guy's cam quorder idea, but it'll be green because
- 18:07Speaker 1: that's an obvious change. Or this article gives the example
- 18:11Speaker 1: of like a toaster, Like you couldn't patent a toaster
- 18:14Speaker 1: that has an extra two slots for bread because anybody
- 18:18Speaker 1: could think of that exactly. It's that's obvious, that's non obvious,
- 18:21Speaker 1: that's just a bigger toaster. And then there's also useful
- 18:24Speaker 1: um useful as kind of the last of the triumvirate
- 18:28Speaker 1: for what makes a patentable item or invention, and like
- 18:33Speaker 1: it has to be something that works. So like the
- 18:36Speaker 1: example given in this article is like you couldn't patent
- 18:39Speaker 1: random configuration of gears because it doesn't do anything, it
- 18:43Speaker 1: doesn't work, it's not useful. But if those gears transported, uh,
- 18:48Speaker 1: you know, it's a new way of transporting something from
- 18:50Speaker 1: one place to another more efficiently. Maybe than you could patentable,
- 18:53Speaker 1: patentable um. And then in the same vein, something that
- 18:59Speaker 1: apparently the patent office interprets something that can be used
- 19:03Speaker 1: strictly for immoral purposes, that they consider that non useful
- 19:08Speaker 1: because at the end of the day, the patent office
- 19:10Speaker 1: is supposed to be doing this for the benefit of society.
- 19:13Speaker 1: So I guess they feel that they also can morally
- 19:17Speaker 1: interpret things as well. Yeah, what is that? Like, you
- 19:19Speaker 1: can't patent like a whiskey still like in your bedroom.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I don't know, I know, I wouldn't. I think it'd
- 19:24Speaker 1: be more harmful than that, Like like maybe, um, a
- 19:28Speaker 1: doomsday laser that only works on children who haven't done
- 19:31Speaker 1: anything to anybody, But the doomsday laser for bad kids
- 19:35Speaker 1: is great. You see my point? Patentable That was a
- 19:40Speaker 1: great example if you ask me. And then similarly, your
- 19:45Speaker 1: device has to be able to be to not just work.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Like yes, you could say, well, this random configuration of
- 19:53Speaker 1: gears will work. Why can't I patent it because it's
- 19:56Speaker 1: not useful. In the same vein, you can't patent uh,
- 20:00Speaker 1: like a time machine. Again, the example they give this
- 20:03Speaker 1: this article is lousy with great examples. Yeah, like we
- 20:06Speaker 1: We tried, actually to get our way Back Machine patented,
- 20:09Speaker 1: and they said, guys, that's real cute. They're like, that's
- 20:11Speaker 1: basically just sound design. Thanks for wasting your time. We
- 20:14Speaker 1: could probably trademark it, though, although I'm sure the good
- 20:18Speaker 1: people who made Rocky and bowl Winkle would sewer. Yeah,
- 20:22Speaker 1: r see us, Yeah, see ourselves. The patent in the
- 20:26Speaker 1: United States. And I apologize that this is not patents
- 20:29Speaker 1: all around the world, but we don't have like eighty
- 20:31Speaker 1: hours because we search each country. Again, any any modern
- 20:35Speaker 1: developed country typically has a patent system. Yeah, and good advice.
- 20:41Speaker 1: If you have something that you think could be used internationally,
- 20:45Speaker 1: you need to get patents in all the countries you
- 20:47Speaker 1: fear might rip it off, right, because you're your patent
- 20:51Speaker 1: that you've received in the United States protects you in
- 20:53Speaker 1: the United States, not Canada, not Japan, not Mexico, not China,
- 20:57Speaker 1: not anywhere for twenty years, right these days, that's all
- 21:01Speaker 1: long your patent will last. That's right, Chuck. Um. It
- 21:05Speaker 1: used to be seventeen and I can't remember when they
- 21:07Speaker 1: changed it, but it wasn't too terribly long ago, within
- 21:10Speaker 1: the last couple of decades, I think. Yeah, And actually, um, well,
- 21:13Speaker 1: we'll go over the types of the patent real quick too,
- 21:14Speaker 1: because one of those, the design patent is only for
- 21:19Speaker 1: fourteen years unless that's changed design patent. You'll hear that
- 21:23Speaker 1: on Shark Tank all the time. Uh. That is something
- 21:26Speaker 1: like if you designed a new chair, like an ikea chair,
- 21:30Speaker 1: that would be design patented. You can't go and rip
- 21:33Speaker 1: off that chair. Oh, but the the idea of a
- 21:36Speaker 1: chair itself isn't patentable. It's just this configuration of the
- 21:40Speaker 1: chair concept, right. Or Steve Madden will design a shoe
- 21:44Speaker 1: and Steve Madden can put a design patent on that
- 21:47Speaker 1: shoe even though it's a shoe. You can even patent
- 21:49Speaker 1: the sole of a shoe if it's some innovative new
- 21:52Speaker 1: tread tread or for like a tire that channels water
- 21:55Speaker 1: away or something like that. Exactly. Um, I don't think
- 21:59Speaker 1: those are design patents though. I think that would be
- 22:02Speaker 1: a utility patent. But design patents are enforced for fourteen years.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Utility patent um that is, there are five categories there.
- 22:11Speaker 1: It can be a process, a machine, a manufacturer, a
- 22:14Speaker 1: composition of matter, or an improvement on an existing idea,
- 22:19Speaker 1: and it might fall into a certain category, like more
- 22:21Speaker 1: than one, but it'll only be patented for one of
- 22:25Speaker 1: those categories. But it's covered and that lasts for twenty years.
- 22:30Speaker 1: So basically you're like the coffee maker that also makes
- 22:36Speaker 1: an egg and toast at the same time. That would
- 22:38Speaker 1: have gotten a utility pattern, right, uh yeah, does that exist? Yeah? Nice?
- 22:43Speaker 1: Emily said. The best egg she ever had was it
- 22:45Speaker 1: a cafe in Utah where they um cook them using
- 22:50Speaker 1: a like what she used to heat the milk like
- 22:53Speaker 1: that sprays out the steam. They were steam cooked. Weird. Yeah,
- 22:57Speaker 1: like to make an espresso, they will put the egg
- 23:00Speaker 1: like as if you would make an espresso and cook
- 23:02Speaker 1: the eggs with that steam. I've never heard of that.
- 23:04Speaker 1: I've never heard that either. Um. And then there's the
- 23:08Speaker 1: super Weird Plant patent, and that is granted for any
- 23:12Speaker 1: a sexually or sexually reproducible plant or flour that is
- 23:18Speaker 1: novel and not obvious. Yeah, that's that's kind of a
- 23:21Speaker 1: big one because there was and in Australia it's this
- 23:23Speaker 1: is the way it is. But in the US it
- 23:25Speaker 1: was up in the air for a little bit that
- 23:26Speaker 1: people were worried that like naturally occurring genetic sequences could
- 23:31Speaker 1: be patented, so we're basically some company could be like, hey,
- 23:36Speaker 1: we now own your genes and you can't do anything
- 23:40Speaker 1: with them, even to save your own life unless you
- 23:42Speaker 1: pay us. In in Australia, they're one of their federal
- 23:46Speaker 1: courts said yeah, like, we're totally down with that, which
- 23:51Speaker 1: is crazy. In the United States, I think in two
- 23:53Speaker 1: thousand and fourteen, the Supreme Court said, yeah, we're not
- 23:57Speaker 1: doing that. You you can patent um if you can
- 24:01Speaker 1: figure out how to manipulate jens to make them do
- 24:04Speaker 1: something that doesn't naturally occur, knock yourself out, totally patent that,
- 24:08Speaker 1: like for example, mont Satto's seeds that um that prevent
- 24:12Speaker 1: themselves from receding or creating more seeds. Yeah, or some
- 24:16Speaker 1: new strain of tree that's hardy against what some kind
- 24:21Speaker 1: of insect. You can patent that, right, But you can't
- 24:24Speaker 1: just go out and patent an oak tree or a
- 24:28Speaker 1: human gene. No, you can in Australia, which should not
- 24:32Speaker 1: be allowed to do. But in the US you can't
- 24:34Speaker 1: do that. And that was a big load off off.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I think a lot of people's minds, including mine. Uh, well,
- 24:39Speaker 1: that's good. I'm glad you can sleep then I am
- 24:41Speaker 1: feeling great. Plant patents are good for twenty years as well.
- 24:44Speaker 1: So I don't know why I design pats are only fourteen,
- 24:46Speaker 1: but you know, maybe they just want to encourage more
- 24:49Speaker 1: to Nobody values design like they should. That's the problem. Uh.
- 24:54Speaker 1: As far as we mentioned Jerome Lemelson, and as far
- 24:57Speaker 1: as inventors go, he ranks second to Thomas Edison a
- 25:02Speaker 1: number of patents in US history, not necessarily a number
- 25:05Speaker 1: of inventions, though a lot of people would point out, yeah,
- 25:08Speaker 1: he's a pretty controversial guy. Some people see him as
- 25:11Speaker 1: a philanthropic genius. I'm talking about Edison, I was talking
- 25:15Speaker 1: about Lemelson. Yeah he is. He's controversial himself too, Yeah,
- 25:19Speaker 1: because he um has accused a lot of people of
- 25:21Speaker 1: creating what's called submarine patents, which are it's basically a
- 25:26Speaker 1: patent that you sit on even and knowing that there's
- 25:30Speaker 1: something just like that being developed, and you don't let
- 25:33Speaker 1: anyone know, and you just hope it doesn't get their attention,
- 25:36Speaker 1: and then later on when it's huge, you come out
- 25:38Speaker 1: and say, hey, you owe me a ton of money
- 25:40Speaker 1: because I have this seventeen year old patent. Yeah. Now
- 25:43Speaker 1: this this Lemilson is basically what you're talking about is
- 25:47Speaker 1: a form of patent trolling. That's right, and that's he
- 25:50Speaker 1: does definitely stand accused of that, or we should say
- 25:52Speaker 1: his foundation stands accused of that. Um But Samuel Lemonson
- 25:57Speaker 1: had was um in country vertibally a genius inventor who
- 26:02Speaker 1: definitely did come up with a lot of really great ideas,
- 26:07Speaker 1: things like the cam quarter, things like bar code scanning,
- 26:11Speaker 1: like just like basically the modern world, a lot of
- 26:15Speaker 1: it came out of Lemilson's head, Jerry Lemilson's head. Right,
- 26:19Speaker 1: But you are right. His foundation has racked up like
- 26:22Speaker 1: a billion dollars in licensing fees and court awards from
- 26:28Speaker 1: these kind of these kind of lawsuits and litigations until
- 26:31Speaker 1: they ran up against one where it was like I
- 26:34Speaker 1: think a bar code scanning case, a couple of them
- 26:36Speaker 1: got put together and then they were added onto like
- 26:39Speaker 1: seven others, and the judge in the case found that
- 26:43Speaker 1: basically this even though there isn't necessarily statute of limitations,
- 26:48Speaker 1: a reasonable statute of limitations had run out on the
- 26:52Speaker 1: time between when barcode scanners came out and the time
- 26:57Speaker 1: they filed the lawsuits. And they used the term submer
- 27:00Speaker 1: marine patents in this article and said time's basically run out.
- 27:04Speaker 1: These things belong to the world now, and you know, sorry, lol,
- 27:09Speaker 1: Wilson Foundation, you're not gonna get this money. Interesting. There
- 27:13Speaker 1: was something past called TRIPS Agreement, Agreement on Trade Related
- 27:19Speaker 1: Aspects of Intellectual Property Rights, and that was supposed to
- 27:23Speaker 1: kind of curb submarine patents, but they'll still pop up
- 27:27Speaker 1: every now and then. I think I think TiVo reared
- 27:30Speaker 1: their head. I think I saw something about that. I
- 27:32Speaker 1: know the details though, with a submarine patent saying hey,
- 27:36Speaker 1: everyone with a Comcast DVR, we actually invented that whole technology.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not sure how that all panned
- 27:44Speaker 1: out though, I didn't get to look into it any further.
- 27:46Speaker 1: But it's interesting. Well let's keep at it, but we'll
- 27:49Speaker 1: start again right after these messages. Okay, So Chuck, Yeah,
- 28:05Speaker 1: do you want to talk about Edison? So yeah, I
- 28:08Speaker 1: said lem Jerome Lemelson was number two with five hundred
- 28:12Speaker 1: and fifty seven patents held in the US, but Edison
- 28:15Speaker 1: eclipses that with one thousand, ninety three patents. Uh. And
- 28:20Speaker 1: he had a set up in Menlo Park, New Jersey
- 28:23Speaker 1: that was just like a the idea factory basically, which
- 28:26Speaker 1: ironically is unrelated to the Menlo Park US Patent and
- 28:30Speaker 1: Trade Office out in California. Oh really, Yeah, it was
- 28:35Speaker 1: just coincidentally named from what I understand. Interesting, Uh, I
- 28:38Speaker 1: never do that connection. Um. He when he set up
- 28:42Speaker 1: the Menlo Park, he hired a bunch of like really
- 28:44Speaker 1: bright people and said, let's come up with one small
- 28:47Speaker 1: invention every ten days, one major invention every six months,
- 28:51Speaker 1: and I'll put my name on all of them exactly.
- 28:53Speaker 1: And if if the your hackles are raised right now,
- 28:56Speaker 1: go back and listen to our Nicola Tesla episode, which
- 28:59Speaker 1: is a good one. Edison was a smart guy in
- 29:02Speaker 1: many ways. He was quite a good promoter. Like the
- 29:05Speaker 1: light bulb. He's frequently credited with inventing the light bulb.
- 29:10Speaker 1: A lot of purests will point out, like, no, he
- 29:13Speaker 1: didn't really invent the light bulb. He took a lot
- 29:15Speaker 1: of other innovations that were incandescent light related and he
- 29:19Speaker 1: figured out how to put them together into what we
- 29:21Speaker 1: understand now is the light bulb. Well, yeah, but that's
- 29:24Speaker 1: an invention. Yeah, he went and got the patent, and
- 29:27Speaker 1: now everybody says Edison invented the light bulb because uh
- 29:31Speaker 1: and I like that too, because you know, that's the
- 29:34Speaker 1: kind of the whole point of patents is this stuff
- 29:36Speaker 1: is available to the public to look up. And that
- 29:39Speaker 1: was one of the original reasons they made it public,
- 29:42Speaker 1: is so people could look up other people's ideas and
- 29:45Speaker 1: build upon that, right. You know, that's one that's one
- 29:48Speaker 1: mark in the favor of patent offices in the patent
- 29:52Speaker 1: system in general, is that it's a way to disseminate
- 29:54Speaker 1: scientific information and encourage growth and uh, you know, inventiveness, right,
- 29:59Speaker 1: And the with the way it does that is by
- 30:01Speaker 1: offering an incentive for inventors to invent, because that can
- 30:04Speaker 1: be a very long, arduous, heartbreaking experience inventing. And if
- 30:10Speaker 1: you're gonna do that and go to all the work
- 30:12Speaker 1: of research and development and then right when you come
- 30:15Speaker 1: up with it, somebody can just come along and mass
- 30:18Speaker 1: produce it, then you're you're not gonna have any incentive
- 30:22Speaker 1: to invent anything. You're just gonna go off and like
- 30:25Speaker 1: work on a road crew or something instead, because it's
- 30:28Speaker 1: probably a lot more satisfying at the end of the day. Yeah,
- 30:31Speaker 1: and you can't just go to the government and say, hey,
- 30:33Speaker 1: they you need to look into this guy. They stole
- 30:36Speaker 1: my idea that I have patented. The government would be like,
- 30:38Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, they may care, that's a little callous,
- 30:42Speaker 1: but they say that's not our job. You can go
- 30:45Speaker 1: and take someone to court if you want to challenge this.
- 30:49Speaker 1: But there's no government agency that like patrols the patents infringements. No,
- 30:53Speaker 1: it's up to the patent holder to to monitor and
- 30:56Speaker 1: police their own patents, which they are big. So let's
- 31:00Speaker 1: talk about the courts a little bit. Um. It's like
- 31:04Speaker 1: twenty years ago, if you had held a patent and
- 31:07Speaker 1: you took someone to court for infringement, the courts typically
- 31:11Speaker 1: sided with the infringer. There was a I guess kind
- 31:15Speaker 1: of either a thought that you are stifling innovation if
- 31:20Speaker 1: you're just kind of suing people over patent infringement, you know,
- 31:24Speaker 1: or else they just didn't view patents like they do today. Nowadays,
- 31:29Speaker 1: it's going to the other extreme, where the court's rule
- 31:32Speaker 1: in favor of the patent holders so frequently that a
- 31:35Speaker 1: cottage industry of what are known as patent trolls sprang up,
- 31:40Speaker 1: where you have groups of people or companies or individuals
- 31:43Speaker 1: who just go around either applying for patents that are
- 31:47Speaker 1: really abstract and really shouldn't have been approved, very vaguely written, right. Uh,
- 31:53Speaker 1: and they're typically software related to because I think there's
- 31:57Speaker 1: a sentiment that the the U. S. Patent Office it
- 32:00Speaker 1: doesn't fully grasp software and the Internet and I T
- 32:05Speaker 1: and that kind of stuff. Um. So you either going
- 32:09Speaker 1: and file for and get a patent on something really
- 32:13Speaker 1: overly broad and vague, or you buy a bunch of
- 32:16Speaker 1: other people's patents and you just start for the whole
- 32:20Speaker 1: purpose of going to people and saying you're infringing on
- 32:23Speaker 1: these patents that I now own, give me some money.
- 32:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to court. It's a business unto itself,
- 32:27Speaker 1: it is. Um. The problem is because the courts moved
- 32:31Speaker 1: so far in favor of patent holders that people would
- 32:34Speaker 1: sell settle out of court to avoid litigation. And so
- 32:38Speaker 1: as a result, this this whole cottage industry came up.
- 32:41Speaker 1: And then recently there's been some steps taken to kind
- 32:44Speaker 1: of reform that a little bit. There was something called
- 32:47Speaker 1: the Innovation Act. The Innovation Act past the House was
- 32:52Speaker 1: sent to the Senate, it was in the Senate Judiciary Committee,
- 32:55Speaker 1: and then Senator Patrick Lahey killed it, and the tech
- 32:58Speaker 1: community who's really big into patent reforms, um accused him
- 33:03Speaker 1: of being in the pocket of the pharmaceutical companies that
- 33:06Speaker 1: would never happen in this country, who are really big
- 33:09Speaker 1: into preserving the status quo. And if you really look
- 33:14Speaker 1: at what's going on with patent reform today in this argument, Chuck,
- 33:18Speaker 1: you've got the pharmaceutical companies versus the tech industry. Tech
- 33:22Speaker 1: industry is like things are moving so fast and there's
- 33:24Speaker 1: so many ideas coming out that we don't like. We
- 33:27Speaker 1: can't focus on patent infringement. It shouldn't be as big
- 33:29Speaker 1: of a deal because it's stifling innovation. There's people here
- 33:33Speaker 1: that are scaring people from, you know, licensing computer software
- 33:38Speaker 1: because this guy says that he has a patent that
- 33:42Speaker 1: um you could says you could put software onto a
- 33:45Speaker 1: CD rom and and and sell it that you know,
- 33:50Speaker 1: that's the kind of patentrol thing. On the other side,
- 33:52Speaker 1: the pharmaceutical companies say, hey, man, we make tons of
- 33:56Speaker 1: money licensing our patents, and so if we are afraid
- 34:00Speaker 1: of infringing on patents because they can get sued, then
- 34:04Speaker 1: our investments are portfolio. Patents are going to be protected.
- 34:07Speaker 1: So there's these huge behemoth lobbies like hammering it out
- 34:12Speaker 1: right now in in the halls of Congress, and it
- 34:16Speaker 1: seems like the Supreme Court in the federal government are
- 34:19Speaker 1: siding on the tech side. Yeah. They You sent that
- 34:21Speaker 1: great article from Forbes about just the problems with the
- 34:24Speaker 1: modern patent system, and that was one of the great
- 34:27Speaker 1: points that I can't remember who wrote the article, guy
- 34:29Speaker 1: who found a priceline jay Walker. Really yeah, he said that,
- 34:33Speaker 1: you know, people are so scared companies are these days
- 34:36Speaker 1: of infringing on patents because if you can prove that
- 34:39Speaker 1: you knew about this patent, then you could be in
- 34:41Speaker 1: big trouble. So they're not even looking, which is the
- 34:44Speaker 1: original idea of making these things published is like I
- 34:48Speaker 1: said earlier, so people would go and look up how
- 34:50Speaker 1: someone did something. Maybe I can improve upon that. So
- 34:52Speaker 1: people aren't even looking now because they're afraid that they
- 34:55Speaker 1: will be it'll be traced back and be like no, no, no,
- 34:58Speaker 1: we know that you saw this. Yeah, this patent pulled
- 35:01Speaker 1: three years ago. Yeah. Because the penalties for accidental infringement
- 35:05Speaker 1: and willful infringement are vastly different, it's a big problem. Well,
- 35:09Speaker 1: the the jay Walker suggests that you kind of cut
- 35:12Speaker 1: the courts out and maybe make some sort of make
- 35:16Speaker 1: it easier to license things. So you just create some
- 35:19Speaker 1: big national exchange where somebody can go and easily give
- 35:23Speaker 1: somebody some money or temporarily licensed whatever they need. And
- 35:27Speaker 1: he cites some um, I think a forest research study
- 35:31Speaker 1: that suggests of the five point seven million patents that
- 35:36Speaker 1: the US is granted, two point one active patents okay
- 35:41Speaker 1: go unused and unlicensed, and of those, approximately half a
- 35:46Speaker 1: million are considered to be like high quality patents. They
- 35:50Speaker 1: just a lot of them are from university research. Uh,
- 35:53Speaker 1: and they just sit there, yeah, and so protected. The
- 35:56Speaker 1: same the same study found that like one trillion dollars
- 36:01Speaker 1: of revenue is not generated each year in the United
- 36:04Speaker 1: States because of this unused innovation that's just sitting there
- 36:08Speaker 1: in this this um in this big pot. Yeah, a
- 36:12Speaker 1: big guarded vault with a pot in it of unused ideas. Yeah,
- 36:18Speaker 1: which definitely goes against the spirit of the original idea
- 36:21Speaker 1: for sure, you know, Yeah, which means the system is broken.
- 36:24Speaker 1: It is broke. The other way that it's broken two
- 36:26Speaker 1: is the enormous backlog that's going on at the patent
- 36:30Speaker 1: and Trade Office, Oh, just getting it reviewed. And yeah,
- 36:34Speaker 1: so if you file a patent, and we're going to
- 36:36Speaker 1: talk about this in a minute, but um, if you
- 36:38Speaker 1: file a patent, chuck and they rejected, that is not
- 36:43Speaker 1: the end of the story. You can keep coming back
- 36:46Speaker 1: and back and back and back. In fact, you usually
- 36:48Speaker 1: will get rejected on the first try for one reason
- 36:50Speaker 1: or another. Right, but every time you come back, you
- 36:53Speaker 1: add to the PTOs already big backlog, right of course.
- 36:57Speaker 1: And so apparently there's another another study that Ours Technica
- 37:01Speaker 1: wrote about or carried out that that found that there
- 37:05Speaker 1: was a huge decrease in the backlog under the Obama administration.
- 37:10Speaker 1: But they suspect that it was because the PTO lowered
- 37:14Speaker 1: their standards and issued patents for a lot of shoddy
- 37:17Speaker 1: patents just to get people to go away to clear
- 37:21Speaker 1: the backlog, because that's the best way to get rid
- 37:23Speaker 1: of somebody who keeps refiling their patent. It's just grand
- 37:26Speaker 1: them the patent and get them out of your hair. Well,
- 37:28Speaker 1: they're saying, yeah, that decreased the backlog, but it led
- 37:31Speaker 1: to a lot of shoddy patents, which in turn led
- 37:34Speaker 1: to the patentrol industry. Yeah, and a lot more burden
- 37:38Speaker 1: on the courts to suss all this stuff out later. Exactly.
- 37:42Speaker 1: The problem is the patent office has an incentive to
- 37:46Speaker 1: keep letting people file and file again because they make
- 37:48Speaker 1: money every time they generate revenue from that. Yeah, it
- 37:52Speaker 1: cost I mean, the actual patent itself will cost you
- 37:55Speaker 1: five or so that you have to up keep every
- 37:59Speaker 1: year and pay a little bit more maintenance fees. Uh, well,
- 38:02Speaker 1: it depends. Have you seen the feast schedule. Yeah, there's
- 38:05Speaker 1: like thirty or forty different things you could pay fees for. Well, yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 1: it all depends on what how detailed your patent is
- 38:11Speaker 1: and what you're trying to get through. Um. All right,
- 38:15Speaker 1: well let's talk about what you can and can patent.
- 38:18Speaker 1: We've talked a little bit about it. Um, you cannot
- 38:21Speaker 1: patent something that is exists in the natural world, like
- 38:26Speaker 1: a discovery. Like they gave another great example, Einstein's law
- 38:30Speaker 1: of relativity. He can't copyright that or patent it. I mean,
- 38:33Speaker 1: it's it's a thing. He might have named it and
- 38:37Speaker 1: figured it out, but it occurred long before Einstein was around,
- 38:41Speaker 1: just in the solar system. It kind of it belongs
- 38:44Speaker 1: to the universe. It belongs to the universe. It's a
- 38:46Speaker 1: good way of saying it. Um, you can patent like
- 38:50Speaker 1: an industrial process, like we said computer programs. You can,
- 38:54Speaker 1: but it gets a little dicey. Um. And you know,
- 38:58Speaker 1: if you if you have something you think might be patententable, patentable,
- 39:02Speaker 1: patentable or not, what you the first step you probably
- 39:06Speaker 1: should is like higher in either an agent or an attorney,
- 39:09Speaker 1: an agent or a patent attorney. Yeah, and a lot
- 39:11Speaker 1: of people do. And this is if you're like serious
- 39:14Speaker 1: about this stuff, like you really think you're onto something.
- 39:17Speaker 1: This is something you do not just hey, you got
- 39:19Speaker 1: this idea for a thing. Uh, You're not gonna want
- 39:22Speaker 1: to spend thousands and thousands of dollars unless you really
- 39:24Speaker 1: think you're onto something. Right, So the first step you
- 39:26Speaker 1: want to talk about the steps of patenting something, Yeah,
- 39:28Speaker 1: I guess the first step you can do is to
- 39:30Speaker 1: do a search yourself. Um. I think Google even has
- 39:33Speaker 1: a search function to search patents in the United States,
- 39:37Speaker 1: Um easily. But if not, you can definitely go to
- 39:39Speaker 1: the U S Patent Office site and search you some
- 39:42Speaker 1: keywords to kind of generally describe what your invention is.
- 39:46Speaker 1: To just see off the bat, if there's already something
- 39:48Speaker 1: out there that's patented, and there probably is. Yeah, it's
- 39:52Speaker 1: very rare to have a truly truly unique idea through days.
- 39:55Speaker 1: But if you have something and you're like, like the
- 39:58Speaker 1: guy who made the thermonuke clear fusion reactor in his
- 40:02Speaker 1: garage is sixteen year old, right, if he wanted to
- 40:04Speaker 1: patent that, there's probably a pretty good likelihood that he
- 40:07Speaker 1: could get that patent, and then it's gonna be worth
- 40:09Speaker 1: a ton of money. So we're gonna take that kid
- 40:12Speaker 1: and run him through the patent process because it's gonna
- 40:15Speaker 1: pay off for him in the end, despite the enormous
- 40:17Speaker 1: amount of money that he's going to have to spend
- 40:19Speaker 1: up front to just to get the patent protection in
- 40:21Speaker 1: the United States. Right, So he searched the database. Let's
- 40:24Speaker 1: say he went to the office in person, because that's
- 40:27Speaker 1: what kind of kid he is, and he looked through
- 40:29Speaker 1: the files and he found you know what, I think,
- 40:32Speaker 1: I'm onto something. I don't see anything else in here
- 40:35Speaker 1: that's super like it. I feel like it's novel and
- 40:37Speaker 1: it's innovative and it's not obvious and so um, but
- 40:41Speaker 1: it's there's a lot of money on the line here.
- 40:43Speaker 1: So I'm gonna hire a patent lawyer, who, Um, patent
- 40:48Speaker 1: agents aren't attorneys. They function similarly, but an attorney obviously
- 40:52Speaker 1: has a little more power under their belts. Well, they
- 40:57Speaker 1: have a technical degree typically and a law degree, so
- 41:01Speaker 1: the understage it just knows about the patents. They don't
- 41:04Speaker 1: have the law degree. They have the technical expertise because
- 41:07Speaker 1: you have to be able to look at the the
- 41:09Speaker 1: actual invention and understand how it works or if somebody's
- 41:13Speaker 1: just trying to pass off something dumb like you're you're
- 41:17Speaker 1: not a divorce attorney and a patent attorney. You might be,
- 41:21Speaker 1: but probably sure there's probably one out there. So, um,
- 41:26Speaker 1: a patent lawyer will review everything and say, yet, I
- 41:30Speaker 1: think you are onto something here with your garage nuclear
- 41:35Speaker 1: fusion reactor. Kid, You're you're a heck of an inventor,
- 41:39Speaker 1: and I think we can take this right through the roof.
- 41:41Speaker 1: So who's this guy? He's you know the kids stays
- 41:46Speaker 1: in the picture, dude, Hut, what's the guy? The producer,
- 41:49Speaker 1: legendary producer, the r Yeah, Robert Evans, that's who. That's
- 41:53Speaker 1: who this attorney is. Yeah, okay, we're getting this nailed. Man,
- 41:57Speaker 1: Like we're really filling it out with great detail. Although
- 42:01Speaker 1: Lionel Huts or I'm sorry Robert Evans may say, you know,
- 42:04Speaker 1: there is a patent here, don't waste your time. Um,
- 42:08Speaker 1: it's up to you. But like it's really similar in
- 42:10Speaker 1: these ways, or maybe hey, this thing is super similar,
- 42:14Speaker 1: but this actual process within your patent that you're applying
- 42:17Speaker 1: for is super unique, so maybe you should just focus
- 42:19Speaker 1: on that, right, and then you can license it to
- 42:21Speaker 1: the person who's already got the patent exactly. Uh. And
- 42:24Speaker 1: then that's the point where the kids is all right,
- 42:26Speaker 1: I want to move forward on this smaller part or
- 42:29Speaker 1: the original patent, and I want to fill out my
- 42:31Speaker 1: application like anything else. That's the first step, as you
- 42:35Speaker 1: have to fill out that application and send it in, yes,
- 42:38Speaker 1: with some money, with some money depending on who get
- 42:40Speaker 1: to pay that up front, right, it's for the for
- 42:42Speaker 1: the application fee. Yeah yeah, um. And then after at
- 42:47Speaker 1: that moment, once you file your application fee, your patent starts,
- 42:54Speaker 1: so that twenty year protection that doesn't kick in when
- 42:57Speaker 1: your patent is granted, like, it kicks in from the
- 43:00Speaker 1: date you filed your application, So you can go out
- 43:04Speaker 1: and put patent pending on your thermonuclear fusion reactor and
- 43:07Speaker 1: start selling it to people. That's right. In your application,
- 43:11Speaker 1: you you kind of have to spell it all out
- 43:13Speaker 1: for him. You can't just throw your idea in there
- 43:16Speaker 1: and say, you guys, do the research and see if
- 43:18Speaker 1: there's anything else out there. You have to list any
- 43:20Speaker 1: kind of um, potential roadblocks and prior art that may
- 43:25Speaker 1: be similar for them to review. You have to briefly
- 43:28Speaker 1: summarize your invention. You have to give a description of
- 43:32Speaker 1: what they call their preferred embodiment, which means how are
- 43:35Speaker 1: you going to use this thing basically, yeah, or like
- 43:38Speaker 1: what shape is it supposed to take? How do the
- 43:40Speaker 1: components fitting together? Uh? And then your claims, which are
- 43:45Speaker 1: this is the most important part um, and this is
- 43:48Speaker 1: what you're actually going to be arguing about in court
- 43:51Speaker 1: if you have to go that route. Is your claim
- 43:53Speaker 1: and that is the actual legal description of your invention, right,
- 43:58Speaker 1: and Uh, if you're claim is very well written, if
- 44:01Speaker 1: you spring for a great lawyer Robert Evans, Yeah, this
- 44:05Speaker 1: this claim is going to be very well written, very concise,
- 44:09Speaker 1: very um descriptive and so, but also sufficiently vague. Sure
- 44:14Speaker 1: you know, because when you do take somebody to court,
- 44:17Speaker 1: and you say, this guy has totally ripped me off.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Here's my patent. Here's the description of what my thing does.
- 44:25Speaker 1: Now look at what this guy is doing. It's the
- 44:26Speaker 1: exact same thing that my patent lawyer described years ago
- 44:31Speaker 1: when I filed my patent application. So the claim is
- 44:34Speaker 1: extremely important. I mean like it's it's basically it's as
- 44:38Speaker 1: important as getting the patent itself. Yeah, yeah, totally. Um,
- 44:42Speaker 1: how much you're gonna pay that attorney all depends, of course,
- 44:45Speaker 1: on how many hours they spend. But they put in
- 44:47Speaker 1: this article between five thousand and twenty dollars. Yeah, I
- 44:50Speaker 1: saw more than that. I'm sure it can get up
- 44:53Speaker 1: to as much as you know. I'm sure corporations pay
- 44:55Speaker 1: these people a lot of money. Yeah, Well, the patent
- 44:58Speaker 1: office actually has a sliding sc ale of um fee
- 45:02Speaker 1: fee schedules. So like, if you are a micro entity
- 45:06Speaker 1: I think, which is like just probably one guy, you're
- 45:10Speaker 1: a you're an inventor, you're gonna pay the least. If
- 45:13Speaker 1: you're a corporation, you're gonna pay the most. And that's
- 45:16Speaker 1: for the patent fees, not the attorney's fees. Right, they
- 45:19Speaker 1: don't care about those. No, But if you're a corporation
- 45:21Speaker 1: and you have a lot of like a large patent portfolio,
- 45:24Speaker 1: and you have an R and D company, you have
- 45:26Speaker 1: a patent attorney, a stable patent attornies you are working
- 45:30Speaker 1: on that anyway to have their own office in your building.
- 45:33Speaker 1: But I saw for m A in a two thousand
- 45:36Speaker 1: five article, I saw a a study had found that
- 45:40Speaker 1: for a small size business, so probably the middle slot
- 45:44Speaker 1: of the schedule fee UM, it would cost about three
- 45:49Speaker 1: thousand dollars to get and maintain patents in ten industrialized countries.
- 45:57Speaker 1: So I mean, like, if you've got a thermonuclear fusee
- 46:00Speaker 1: and reactor and it works, it's gonna totally be worth that.
- 46:04Speaker 1: You want to patent it everywhere you can possibly do
- 46:07Speaker 1: that because you're going to make You're you're going to
- 46:09Speaker 1: change the world with it, and probably as many sub
- 46:12Speaker 1: patents as you can create. If you are kind of
- 46:17Speaker 1: shaky on your idea or you don't think it's gonna
- 46:19Speaker 1: end up paying off that much, then who knows, Maybe
- 46:23Speaker 1: a high flute and patent attorney isn't the way to go,
- 46:28Speaker 1: but maybe you go the route of like a UM
- 46:30Speaker 1: inventors help group, Like there's actually one called invent help,
- 46:35Speaker 1: and some of those some of those things are scams.
- 46:37Speaker 1: I looked up invent help. It appears to be totally legitimate.
- 46:41Speaker 1: It's got an a minus rating on the Better Business Bureau.
- 46:44Speaker 1: What do they do? Um? You have you ever watched
- 46:47Speaker 1: like daytime television? They're like inventors, Do you want to
- 46:49Speaker 1: help get your invention to market? They do every every
- 46:53Speaker 1: step of the way, like you submit your invention. I
- 46:55Speaker 1: think they help you get it patented, to help you
- 46:57Speaker 1: market it. They may set up a website to sell
- 46:59Speaker 1: it on TV. Yes, they get a piece of the
- 47:03Speaker 1: revenue down the streath, down the line. Or they may
- 47:08Speaker 1: also require fees along the way. Um, but some of
- 47:12Speaker 1: them are kind of scammy. Apparently invent help is not UM.
- 47:16Speaker 1: And then another good resource for you if you are
- 47:19Speaker 1: an inventor of limited means, would probably be to get
- 47:23Speaker 1: to the Lemilson Foundation that was established by that inventor
- 47:27Speaker 1: Jerome Lemilson, who spent most of his career suing companies
- 47:31Speaker 1: that we're using as his patented stuff. Um. They I
- 47:34Speaker 1: think it's called Lemilson Foundation dot org. They have a
- 47:36Speaker 1: bunch of programs to help inventors, especially young inventors. It's
- 47:39Speaker 1: a good place to start. I would think, all right,
- 47:41Speaker 1: we're gonna finish up on how to finish up the
- 47:44Speaker 1: patent process and a few more critiques right after this. Alright,
- 48:08Speaker 1: so this kid has has turned his idea into the
- 48:11Speaker 1: patent office. Um, like we said earlier, it has a
- 48:15Speaker 1: pretty good chance of getting rejected on the first pass,
- 48:17Speaker 1: and they will tell you exactly why, and then it's
- 48:20Speaker 1: up to you whether or not you want to redo
- 48:23Speaker 1: it or just bail on it all together, or you know,
- 48:27Speaker 1: like I said, redo it and resubmit it and see
- 48:30Speaker 1: how your luck runs. Right, And the reasons for rejection
- 48:33Speaker 1: can be myriad, you know, like literally thirty thousand different reasons. So, uh,
- 48:41Speaker 1: it can be something from the patent office saying like
- 48:44Speaker 1: we think that this is way too close to another
- 48:47Speaker 1: already patent invention. We don't think it's necessarily an improvement,
- 48:51Speaker 1: it's not useful. These are the very high level reasons
- 48:55Speaker 1: they can be rejected. If that happens, then you might
- 48:58Speaker 1: want to go back to the drawing board. And more frequently,
- 49:01Speaker 1: I think it's like we think the wording and your
- 49:04Speaker 1: claim is a little too vague. We don't quite understand
- 49:06Speaker 1: the description. Can you make these changes to this paragraph
- 49:11Speaker 1: You're drawing is missing a label like the the patent
- 49:15Speaker 1: is supposed to be flawless, well written, the like. If
- 49:19Speaker 1: you hire a patent attorney, they're going to hire an
- 49:21Speaker 1: artist to do the drawing for that's submitted to the
- 49:24Speaker 1: patent office. Um, so it's like really supposed to be
- 49:27Speaker 1: professional and well done and so like for any minute
- 49:30Speaker 1: technical detail, they can reject it, but then they'll also
- 49:33Speaker 1: explain why, and then you can just make the change
- 49:36Speaker 1: in refile. Um. If it's something that's just kind of
- 49:40Speaker 1: open new interpretation. If you have a patent attorney, your
- 49:44Speaker 1: patent attorney can be like, let's negotiate this point and
- 49:48Speaker 1: hopefully get the whole thing passed through. And I wonder
- 49:51Speaker 1: if you have to go back to the back of
- 49:52Speaker 1: the line, or if you have a new phone number
- 49:56Speaker 1: you can call. I don't know for like, you know, man,
- 49:58Speaker 1: that's the key, isn't it. Get that that secret phone
- 50:01Speaker 1: number to the person who actually picks up the first time,
- 50:04Speaker 1: and you can be like, please help me. Yeah, um,
- 50:09Speaker 1: I don't think one thing we did mention if you uh,
- 50:11Speaker 1: and it gets really dicey if you work for a
- 50:14Speaker 1: company and you have an invention as an employee of
- 50:19Speaker 1: that company. Um. There have been countless hanky situations. I
- 50:25Speaker 1: remember the one they made the movie about the guy
- 50:28Speaker 1: who um invented the delayed Winschield wiper. Is that a
- 50:33Speaker 1: documentary that's out on Netflix? There probably is, But I
- 50:36Speaker 1: think what's his face to the guy from As Good
- 50:41Speaker 1: as It Gets Great can here? Um? I didn't see
- 50:45Speaker 1: the movie though, but I think that was a case
- 50:47Speaker 1: of someone who works for or worked for a company,
- 50:50Speaker 1: or maybe he didn't work for a company. Maybe he
- 50:52Speaker 1: just presented it to car companies and he thinks they
- 50:55Speaker 1: ripped him off. But if you work for a company,
- 50:57Speaker 1: you might get the pat but the company might still
- 51:01Speaker 1: own the product or the process that you invented, you know,
- 51:07Speaker 1: because you did it as their employee under their per view.
- 51:11Speaker 1: But you might still get a personal patent for it,
- 51:13Speaker 1: but maybe you might not benefit like you would as
- 51:16Speaker 1: a as a private person. No, And basically, if you're
- 51:20Speaker 1: an inventor, good luck getting a contract with the Corporation
- 51:23Speaker 1: of the United States where you don't automatically sign over
- 51:26Speaker 1: every bit of your invention to that company. Or if
- 51:29Speaker 1: you are if you create anything creative, you are probably
- 51:33Speaker 1: have a work for higher contract where all of your
- 51:36Speaker 1: work that you write or draw, or design or compose
- 51:41Speaker 1: automatically belongs to the company. So the ironic thing is
- 51:44Speaker 1: it is like you are technically the creator of that
- 51:47Speaker 1: work or that invention, but if you go and republish it,
- 51:51Speaker 1: like on your own personal website, you're infringing on this
- 51:54Speaker 1: copyright right um, that your your company owns, and your
- 51:58Speaker 1: company can sue you to to to stop or to
- 52:01Speaker 1: do whatever. Um. And that's a big critique of the
- 52:04Speaker 1: patent system too, is that there's not a lot that
- 52:08Speaker 1: the Patent and Trade Office can do about it. But
- 52:09Speaker 1: just the way the system works right now, corporations have
- 52:15Speaker 1: all of the power as far as patents go. Yeah,
- 52:18Speaker 1: that's it's such a tough thing. I mean, you hear.
- 52:20Speaker 1: They're just countless stories from history of so and so
- 52:23Speaker 1: invented this this thing that we all use, but they
- 52:26Speaker 1: never made a penny off of it because they did
- 52:28Speaker 1: it for IBM, or like the guys who invented Superman,
- 52:31Speaker 1: they were paid like a hundred and fifty or three
- 52:33Speaker 1: hundred bucks by d C and um basically told thanks
- 52:38Speaker 1: a lot and over the years is DC made tens
- 52:41Speaker 1: and tens and hundreds of millions of dollars off of Superman.
- 52:43Speaker 1: These guys were like, like, this isn't right, And finally,
- 52:47Speaker 1: after there was enough outcry, they were granted like some
- 52:50Speaker 1: some back revenue. They got a cape. Do you remember
- 52:53Speaker 1: our Christmas extravaganza from last year? The guy who composed
- 52:57Speaker 1: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer for Montgomer Reward and hit
- 53:01Speaker 1: on hard times and the president of Montgomery Ward granted
- 53:05Speaker 1: him the copyright to root off the Red Nosed Reindeer.
- 53:09Speaker 1: That like, that doesn't happen, Yeah, and that's that's a copyright,
- 53:12Speaker 1: not a patent er and invention. It's I see both
- 53:15Speaker 1: sides a little bit. You know. I always think that
- 53:17Speaker 1: corporations are the ones taking advantage. But if you work
- 53:20Speaker 1: for IBM and you have they have given you the
- 53:23Speaker 1: resources and paid you money to do this, then that's
- 53:27Speaker 1: you know, quit your job and go invent something on
- 53:29Speaker 1: your own. Then you know, yeah, um so a kind
- 53:33Speaker 1: of see both sides, But generally I think corporations probably
- 53:37Speaker 1: sticking it to the man. So, speaking of corporations sticking
- 53:40Speaker 1: it to the man or humanity in general, UM is
- 53:45Speaker 1: of the pharmaceutical industry again, so I said that they're
- 53:49Speaker 1: they're very happy with UM. The status quo and one
- 53:52Speaker 1: of the great criticisms of the patent system now as
- 53:55Speaker 1: it is is you can get a patent. You can
- 53:59Speaker 1: buy a pat and just sit on it, like you
- 54:02Speaker 1: can buy a patent, say from a competitor, or from
- 54:05Speaker 1: somebody who may be a competitor down the road and
- 54:09Speaker 1: prevent them from making it. Even if this thing benefits humanity,
- 54:12Speaker 1: even if it literally saves people's lives, you can you
- 54:16Speaker 1: can sit on a patent, and apparently drug companies have
- 54:19Speaker 1: been known to do that. There was one famous UM
- 54:23Speaker 1: case with a company called am Gen, and they developed
- 54:27Speaker 1: an anemia drug that treated anemia and iron deficiency and
- 54:31Speaker 1: it worked really well. Um the problem is is like
- 54:34Speaker 1: the body absorbed it really quick, so you had to
- 54:37Speaker 1: take large doses for your whole life. Apparently this researchers
- 54:41Speaker 1: chemist found a way to make the drug longer lasting,
- 54:46Speaker 1: which in am Gen's mind meant, well, we can't make
- 54:49Speaker 1: as much money off of it. So this lady was like,
- 54:52Speaker 1: can I just see your patents and I can figure
- 54:54Speaker 1: out a way to to latch this onto your drug
- 54:58Speaker 1: and save lives and a. And it's like, no, we're
- 55:01Speaker 1: not gonna let you see our our materials are researched.
- 55:04Speaker 1: We don't want to make that better man. But so
- 55:07Speaker 1: that and that's that's not as overt as buying a
- 55:10Speaker 1: patent sitting on it to keep people from doing it.
- 55:13Speaker 1: But that does happen like it's a it's a it's
- 55:16Speaker 1: a it's a competitive way to navigate the business climate. Well,
- 55:23Speaker 1: put Josh, you've worked your way around that one very nicely. Oh,
- 55:28Speaker 1: I got something here. Um, if you it might take
- 55:31Speaker 1: like a year to five years to get this patent
- 55:34Speaker 1: um from pending two approved. And let's say you put
- 55:39Speaker 1: in an idea very similar to someone else around the
- 55:42Speaker 1: same time. That happens all the time. If that happens,
- 55:45Speaker 1: they declare and what they call an interference a dance off,
- 55:49Speaker 1: a dance off exactly, And they have to actually have
- 55:53Speaker 1: a little trial, um, a little trial like they serve
- 55:58Speaker 1: tea and everything's in minuture, everything small. Um. They have
- 56:02Speaker 1: a trial where they basically figure out who got there first. Yeah,
- 56:07Speaker 1: there's a very famous case of um Alexander Graham Bell
- 56:10Speaker 1: and Elijah Gray Um basically putting in a pattern for
- 56:16Speaker 1: the telephone at the same time. And I guess for
- 56:19Speaker 1: a long time it was whoever could prove they invented
- 56:22Speaker 1: it first in the United States was the one who
- 56:24Speaker 1: got the patent. And then I just to simplify things,
- 56:27Speaker 1: in March of two, the US changed its patent law.
- 56:31Speaker 1: So now the first inventor to file is the one
- 56:34Speaker 1: who receives the patent. So even if it's by a minute,
- 56:38Speaker 1: whoever got it there first is the one who gets
- 56:41Speaker 1: the patent. That's why filing that patent right away is
- 56:45Speaker 1: uh is your best defense? Like go now, stop, press pause,
- 56:50Speaker 1: and go do it right now. Seriously, if you have
- 56:51Speaker 1: an invention, Um, I just got one more thing on
- 56:55Speaker 1: the the old the infamous poor man's patent or poor
- 56:58Speaker 1: man's copyright. Sure, everyone's heart, Like all you gotta do
- 57:01Speaker 1: is write it out and mail it to yourself. I
- 57:04Speaker 1: think I suggested that on this this this show before,
- 57:07Speaker 1: didn't you remember? I don't remember that. But that is
- 57:10Speaker 1: just an old wives tale that's not going to hold
- 57:12Speaker 1: up in court. It's basically worthless. But I don't understand
- 57:16Speaker 1: why if like right when you create the work, it
- 57:20Speaker 1: automatically is copyrighted why would that, like dating it not
- 57:25Speaker 1: make it not just substantiated even more Well not, I'm
- 57:30Speaker 1: not talking about writing a book. I'm talking about Hey,
- 57:32Speaker 1: I'm I did this invention and here's the schematic and
- 57:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna mail Okay, okay, So it could work for
- 57:38Speaker 1: something copyrighted, but not a patent. Well no, I mean
- 57:41Speaker 1: if it's if it's just an original work of art
- 57:44Speaker 1: you've created, like a book, then like I said, it's
- 57:47Speaker 1: already copyrighted, so they doesn't even apply. Okay, So but
- 57:50Speaker 1: if you invented something in designed it and just mail
- 57:53Speaker 1: this to yourself, it's worthless. Basically you can't prove like
- 57:57Speaker 1: envelopes can be steamed open and manipulated like that's not
- 57:59Speaker 1: gonna hold up in court. You can do it if
- 58:01Speaker 1: you want, sure, take it to court. I have an
- 58:05Speaker 1: extra stamp that I don't know what to do with.
- 58:07Speaker 1: That's right. Uh, let's see you got anything else? Nothing else?
- 58:11Speaker 1: If you want to learn more about patents, Uh, it's
- 58:14Speaker 1: actually surprisingly interesting stuff. Um you can type that word
- 58:18Speaker 1: in the search part how stuff works dot com. And
- 58:21Speaker 1: since I said that, it's time for a listener mail,
- 58:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this. Thanks for the panic attack episode.
- 58:30Speaker 1: I'm glad they said episode. We've got a lot of
- 58:33Speaker 1: great feedback. I think this touched a lot of people
- 58:35Speaker 1: because they're way more common than you think. Um, Hey, guys,
- 58:38Speaker 1: love the episode on panic attacks. I have them in college,
- 58:40Speaker 1: brought on by normal college stress plus the loss of
- 58:43Speaker 1: a beloved uncle. I would often wake up in the
- 58:45Speaker 1: night standing in the hall of my dorm feeling like
- 58:48Speaker 1: I could not breathe. Sometimes I would be awake enough
- 58:51Speaker 1: to think I'm dying. I just need to get the
- 58:53Speaker 1: hallway so someone will find me or my body. Sometimes
- 58:56Speaker 1: I would just wake up screaming. What helped and the
- 58:58Speaker 1: reason I'm writing was some wonderful therapy offered through my
- 59:02Speaker 1: university's health services, along with some antidepressants. In the support
- 59:05Speaker 1: of my family and friends. I learned coping mechanisms to
- 59:08Speaker 1: get me through my anxiety, how to express my stress
- 59:11Speaker 1: so I wasn't bottling at all up inside, and the
- 59:13Speaker 1: importance of taking time to rest my mind and body.
- 59:16Speaker 1: With all the help, I was able to leave therapy
- 59:18Speaker 1: after a few semesters, was able to recognize that I
- 59:21Speaker 1: needed it again later and graduate school. After the birth
- 59:24Speaker 1: and my second year with my much loved but very
- 59:27Speaker 1: unplanned child. I urge all college students, graduate and undergrad
- 59:31Speaker 1: to really take advantage of their mental health services that
- 59:34Speaker 1: are offered to them. For me, as a student at
- 59:36Speaker 1: my university, each session was only ten bucks. Man, remember
- 59:40Speaker 1: that college. All that stuff was so cheap, like the doctor.
- 59:44Speaker 1: You can go see a shrink for like five dollars.
- 59:47Speaker 1: I remember I got acupuncture of like three bucks a
- 59:49Speaker 1: sessionally they no I did that in l A through
- 59:53Speaker 1: a university though my roommate there's just some dude exactly
- 59:57Speaker 1: he was good with a needle. Um uh. And it
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: could also be charged to my bursts our account, which
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is. Burs sir. Yeah,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: I didn't have one on those ben't. Yeah, I remember
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: that from college, but I don't remember what it was.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: I think the word looks familiar. The health building was
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: on campus, so sessions fit right into my schedule. And
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: I can't stress enough how beneficial it was for me.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Without therapy, I would no doubt have not made it
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: through college and graduate school. There's no shame in therapy
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: or medication to help you through tough times. Turns out
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: pretty much everyone goes through it to some extent, and
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: no one is weak for getting help. Admitting you need
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: help is what makes you a stronger person. In my opinion,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: and Rosalie Maltby, researcher at the University of Oklahoma Department
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: of Biology, I couldn't agree more. Well, thanks a lot,
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: is it Rosa Lee, Rosalie, Rosalie, Thanks a lot, Rosalie.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: We appreciate you writing and spreading that message because it's
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: a good one. Very pretty name as well. Um, if
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: you have a patent, we want to hear from you.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Tell us what your patent is so we'll steal it.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Oh no, no, can't. It's patented about. If you've got
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: a great idea that you haven't yet patented, send that
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