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#0139 _STORY INSPIRE: Decisions that transforman, with Mark Normand · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast
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  by night, all day. Hey, Charlie Kirk.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Don't shoot him.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Doug's a Nazi. All right. He's going to sit right.
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  Speaker 2: Here and chill out. What up, dawg? New Netflix special,
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  out now.
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  Speaker 1: You got that right, Fatty.
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  Speaker 2: Let's fucking go.
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  Speaker 1: None too pleased. Check it out. We just hit number five,
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  so I'm trying to get to Uno.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe this will do it.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully. I'll put it up on my Instagram when the
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  show runs.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. Thank you. Everything helps.
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  Speaker 2: It's a saturated market.
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  Speaker 1: I know. There's 19 comedy specials a day now. YouTube
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  and Hulu and the other thing, 4chan.
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  Speaker 2: It's not just that. You're competing with content. You think
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  about how many fucking shows there are now. It's kind
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  of nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, forget shows. There's shows, there's TikToks, there's reels,
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  there's shorts. It never ends.
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  Speaker 2: There's never been a time where there's more things to
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  watch and divide your attention.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's the war. Yay.
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  Speaker 1: There's the war.
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  Speaker 2: So much to pay attention to, right, Charlie?
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  Speaker 1: There's politics, there's OnlyFans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So much to pay attention to, buddy. Oh, yeah.
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  So much, Charlie.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just pretend that's Ari.
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  Speaker 2: He's back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Ari always gets too high, and an
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  hour in, he just shuts up.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fall off the table.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like the Ayatollah now. Have you seen him?
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  He's got the beard. And he's gay. He came to
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  the club the other day.
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  Speaker 2: He's gay now, too? The Ayatollah. Oh, the new Ayatollah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is that real?
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  Speaker 1: That's what Trump said.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's his real.
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  Speaker 1: He's never lied.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I think they're just trying to fuck with
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  the guy. Because if you're gay in Iran, they just
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  throw you off a building, right?
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  Speaker 1: He's going to have to throw himself off.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that was like one of the first places
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  or the number one place in the world for transgender surgeries.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that.
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  Speaker 2: Because you couldn't be gay.
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  Speaker 1: So you'd rather be a woman.
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  Speaker 2: You'd have to be a woman. You've got to get
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  fucked in the ass.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of progressive.
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  Speaker 2: I can't get fucked in the ass. Well, you can,
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  I guess. They don't check. But you get fucked in
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  your fake cooter.
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  Speaker 1: Fake cooter. That sounds like an Austin bar.
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  Speaker 2: It probably will be after this.
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  Speaker 1: Iran. I mean, they've got to be terrified. I don't
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  know much about anything, but I would be scared to
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  fight a country that is having a fistfight on the
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  White House lawn. That's how badass and crazy we are.
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  We're fighting at the president's house, each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to fuck you up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not thrilled about that.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not thrilled about it.
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  It doesn't seem like a wise idea. Yeah, it looks
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  like they're targeting the fucking reporter.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Charlie, come here, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this dog's going to be a whole different show here.
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  Speaker 2: No, he'll calm down. He just has to relax. He's
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  never been with me alone before. He's only been with
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  my wife alone, but he loves me. He slept with
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  me last night. He sleeps in the bed with my daughter,
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  so he slept with me last night. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, little buddy. That's good. We got diversity here. It's
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  a brown dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they attacked that reporter, man.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, unless it was a wayward missile, which is like,
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  what happened to precision strikes? Oh, yeah. I thought they
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  were surgical. Remember they would call them surgical?
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine calling a bomb that's going like 5,000 miles an
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  hour surgical.
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  Speaker 1: I think they got old equipment over there. They got
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  Atari and shit. They're way behind. But we hit a school.
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  That was on us, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. 100%. Even in our other countries, we're shooting schools.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the school was, unfortunately, what is it, James?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, is that the, damn, that's quite a hit.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, it looks like L.A.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy that you can capture it. Like, how good
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  are these cameras? Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that plane flying
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  into the Pentagon.
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  Speaker 5: True.
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  Speaker 2: Right? When you see that thing, that thing looks just
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  like a missile, too.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think that was, that plane that hit
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  the Pentagon? It doesn't really look like a plane. Why
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  would they be shooting a missile into a place that's
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  already been hit by missiles?
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  Speaker 1: And why is it in Russia?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's just a reporter.
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  Speaker 2: Russia Today reporter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, got it, got it. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, RT. You know that channel? In Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon.
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  I wonder if they're going after press. Because they've gone
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  after press before. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, they've been accused
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  of shooting press in Gaza. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Smart, because they want to tell their own story. I
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  don't want you in there with your cameras.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think about these Netanyahu AI videos?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't seen them? No. They think he might be dead.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that Israel has
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  released that are, like, clearly AI.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Show him the one where there's in the cafe. This
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  one's nuts. Like, this one I would assume- That some
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  kid made.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Just fucking around on his computer.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Like I saw it. I was like, there's no way
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  they're really trying to pass this off as an actual
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  video of Netanyahu at a cafe.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the middle of the war. Like everything is calm
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  and peaceful.
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  Speaker 6: I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: That one? Yeah, this one. Well, that's just a clip.
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  Show the actual.
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  Speaker 7: BB.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the Israel website or the Israel Twitter page. Oh, really? Yeah. No,
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  they released it.
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  Speaker 1: Holy moly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, his brother's dead. His brother got killed in a
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  missile strike.
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  Speaker 1: Recently?
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. They struck his house. Are you just not online?
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  Speaker 5: What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: I just watch funny shit and goof around.
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  Speaker 2: Pour some of that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go.
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  Speaker 2: Come on. Give me some.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hey. I thought you quit the sauce.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. I got back on. Hey.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you turned Muslim or something. I didn't know
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  what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Jihad. I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: Hell, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Alhamdulillah. Pour me one.
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  Speaker 1: Easy, Zoran. Bodega cat.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Cheers. Hey, good to be back. Went off Ari's dead weight.
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  Holding us down.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get drunk. Oof. I might off this stuff, though.
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  But I have started drinking again. I took like eight
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  months off. It was a good reset.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're so sharp. I take a week off
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  and I'm like limitless.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I realized that because of the club, I
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  was just drinking too much.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just tired all the time. And I'd
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  go to work out the next day. I was like, God,
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  I feel like shit. Why am I doing this to myself?
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  And then... I took eight months off. Then I had
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  a glass of wine with dinner. I was like, ooh,
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  I like it. And then I had a margarita, and
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  I was like, ooh, I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great time.
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  Speaker 2: This one. So look at this. This is AI.
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  Speaker 1: That's fake.
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  Speaker 2: Well, people have zoomed in on the signs and stuff,
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  and it's not even real writing. And he's saying, look,
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  I have five fingers.
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  Speaker 1: Weird.
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  Speaker 2: He's joking around, you know, because there was an AI
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  video before that people were criticizing because it looked like
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  one of his fingers had grown an extra appendage. Right.
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  I think that just looked like the crease of his hand, honestly,
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  to me. Yeah. But this looks fake as fuck. First
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  of all, it's weird because he sips out of the cup,
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  and yet the cup stays exactly the same level. And
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  no matter where he moves the cup around, it doesn't spill.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: There's a moment where he turns the cup almost sideways. Yeah.
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  It moves way too much for it to not spill
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  at all.
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  Speaker 1: And why would he just be doing it? It looks
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  like an ad for this coffee shop. He's just hanging
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  out at a coffee shop during a war.
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  Speaker 2: And also, how's everybody so casual? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't tip, though, so the Judaism is coming through.
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  But yeah, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It also looks like AI. He looks like he's got
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  a beauty filter on. That doesn't look like a human being.
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  Speaker 1: Totally. This is silly.
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  Speaker 2: Let me hear what he's saying. What is he saying?
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  Is it in Hebrew?
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  Speaker 4: Inshallah.
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  Speaker 8: To the IDF, to the institution, we are doing things
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  that I cannot share at this moment, but we are
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  doing very strong things in Iran today, also in Lebanon.
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  We are continuing. You are telling me to continue? I
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  am telling you all.
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  Speaker 2: Look, everybody's happy to see you. Can you imagine if
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  you were in that coffee shop? You'd be like, please leave.
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  Please leave before the bombs come. Please leave before they
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  target you. They're trying to find that guy everywhere he
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  fucking goes. Yeah. Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: See, we got the Ayatollah in there, too.
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  Speaker 2: They faked that one. Look at that. They're just showing
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  you how easy it is.
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  Speaker 6: There's some really good AI platforms now. And to know
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  what they would have that they're not showing is who knows.
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  Speaker 1: He's got, come on, he can't be dead.
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  Speaker 2: He might be dead. His brother's dead. See, that's like,
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  look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like the coffee, look how turned it is. Right. It
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  doesn't spill at all. It just wiggles to the edge.
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  And then they've also shown that like on the register
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  and in some of the signs, the writing's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's very, very fucking weird, man.
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  Speaker 1: Well, RIP. Very weird. Drink one for Yahoo.
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  Speaker 2: He hasn't been seen publicly in over a week. So
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  he might be gone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit going on. I
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  can't give up with the Hormuz. I don't know what
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  that's about.
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  Speaker 2: It's completely closed now. They even bombed– like the Saudis
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  had another way to move oil out into another direction
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  across the Red Sea, I believe it is. And the
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  Iranians bombed that yesterday. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it's getting hot, dude.
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  It's fucking scary.
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  Speaker 6: He's actually speaking live as we– Oh, in front of people?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he's alive.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: In front of people?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: They just opened Twitter back up and this was there.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder– so if he is alive, I wonder why
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  they would release that clearly AI video because that– like
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  this looks like a normal human, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of. This doesn't look.
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  Speaker 2: They say that privately.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little glossy.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 4: The world owes a debt of deep indebtedness, deep indebtedness,
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  to President Trump for leading this effort to safeguard our future.
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  Speaker 1: Questions?
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  Speaker 2: Man, but this guy's been trying to get war with
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  Iran for decades, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, he's loving this.
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  Speaker 2: And if he's not, by the way, if he's not
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  in war... He's not in office anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And then he gets indicted.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: He's in the middle of at least one case, one
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  corruption case. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is his Super Bowl. He's in heaven.
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  Speaker 2: So there's people in the audience, right? So this is real.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, there's that– they're not– this angle doesn't
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  show them. It's like a static angle where you can
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  hear people's voices, which, you know. If we're going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they don't show the people?
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  Speaker 6: You could say that's fake.
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  Speaker 2: I need to see the people. I need to see
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  somebody hug him.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, why aren't you excited?
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  Speaker 2: I need to see somebody jerk him off. I want
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  to know it's real.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see that no foreskin.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine if they did show that? They'd just
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  show him just blasting like 12-foot orcs. Of rope? Just
• 11:03
  fire hose of jizz to show how virile he is.
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  Speaker 1: Manischewitz. Now, why are you not looking forward to the
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  White House fight?
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  Speaker 6: Um.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's kind of a gimmick. Of course. There's that.
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  And people are criticizing the card. But if it was
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  any other card, it's a great card. They're criticizing it
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  because they said it was going to be the greatest
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  card of all time. And it's also just going to
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  be a security nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the White House lawn. Also, they're fighting outside.
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  What if it rains? What if it's hot? You're in
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  the middle of June. June in D.C. can get pretty warm.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 2: That affects fighters. We only did one outside fight that
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  I was a part of, and that was in Abu Dhabi,
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  and it was a nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was really hot, and there was bugs flying around.
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  There were sides of fucking birds.
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  Speaker 7: Oof.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like stand-up. You've got to do it indoors.
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  Speaker 2: 100%.
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  Speaker 1: Outside is hell for stand-up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible. Yeah, most shows are bad outside. But here's my idea.
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  We do White House fight, but we fight politicians.
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  Speaker 7: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Boebert versus AOC? Now that's a fight.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: But I think RFK would win everything.
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  Speaker 2: I think Jasmine Crockett whips them all.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She's feisty. She'd take a shoe off.
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  Speaker 2: She pulls the wig off, stuffs it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You can't breathe. Takes her earrings off. I'm terrified.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Well, she's not in a position anymore. She lost, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she'll be around. They never leave.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: They go forever, these guys.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Bernie's still cooking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's the senator. He's been a senator forever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: So who knows what's going to happen now.
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  Speaker 1: Hillary's around.
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  Speaker 2: What is she doing? She's probably eating pussy. You think?
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  Speaker 1: I hope. I mean, she needs a relief. This lady,
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  I kind of like Hillary just because she got cheated
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  on publicly with the Monica thing. Now she's doing the
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  Epstein's Island stuff. She lost the presidential race, and she's
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  still out there. She's kind of a badass. I would
• 13:00
  kill myself at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Well– She's also got like a list of people that
• 13:06
  have mysteriously disappeared.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is that right?
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  Speaker 2: That are attached to her and Bill.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know about that? No. For real? You
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  don't know about the Clinton body count?
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  Speaker 1: I know Norm was on The View years ago and
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  he said Clinton killed a guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he killed a bunch of people, I think.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I get my information.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good way to get it from The View.
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  Super solid, detailed information.
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  Speaker 1: But she's getting like grilled by the Epstein people or
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  about Epstein. And she's just like going off. And Bill's reminiscing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she stormed out because Lauren Boebert took a picture
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  of her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And posted it online.
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  Speaker 1: Like, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm leaving.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How are you allowed to leave? Yeah, exactly. Because somebody
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  took a picture. Sit the fuck down. You're not even
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  in office anymore. You're just a civilian. Sit your fucking
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  ass down and answer the questions.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's just an excuse to leave.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to hand it to Bill. He's denying
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  until he dies.
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  Speaker 5: I did nothing. I was only there for humanitarian purposes.
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  Speaker 1: We got photos and everything.
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  Speaker 5: I was just getting massages and hugging nice people.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing untoward was done to me or anyone else that
• 14:14
  was there as far as I know.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: This is pretty good.
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't see that side of Jeffrey Epstein.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: You got to bring this back.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: Hey.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Look at this guy.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: We got photo evidence. That lady's smiling. If she claims victim,
• 14:30
  I call her shit. She looks like she's having a
• 14:33
  good time. Also, that's a woman.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Once you're a woman, unless someone's holding a gun to
• 14:39
  your head, if we're talking about children, we're talking about
• 14:42
  a different thing. But there's a lot of these ladies
• 14:45
  that were grown women when they were doing this, and
• 14:48
  the emails that were exchanged between Epstein and these women
• 14:52
  were They were well aware of what's going on. At
• 14:55
  least some of them were. There was this Russian lady
• 14:57
  who was talking. She was recruiting girls. She was saying,
• 15:00
  this one's a fat ass. She needs to lose some weight.
• 15:04
  She's trying to get these girls to work with Epstein. Right.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Who, Ghislaine?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Ghislaine. It was some other Russian lady.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Some of these ladies, at least, were... Look, the real criticism,
• 15:19
  the real legitimate criticism is... Where there are underage girls involved. Now,
• 15:23
  clearly they were in Epstein's past. He went to jail
• 15:26
  for it. The whole Palm Beach thing with the underage masseuses.
• 15:31
  But some of these are just ladies who did bad things.
• 15:36
  They made bad decisions, and they probably wound up on
• 15:39
  that island for money.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. A couple of horror moves.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, where you going, buddy? Charlie.
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: Hi, buddy.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: You snuck out, little fucker. I'm a little worried about...
• 15:49
  I was hoping... He looked like he was totally calm
• 15:52
  just sitting in that chair. Oh, Jamie's got him now. Bro,
• 15:56
  you're locked up. Jamie's used to having a little dog. Oh,
• 15:58
  he's giving you kisses.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Not a Rogan fan, huh? Doesn't like the pot.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: He's bored. No, he just doesn't know this environment. I
• 16:07
  think he's a little weirded out. And then he was
• 16:09
  out there with the mountain lion, stuffed mountain lion, the alligators,
• 16:12
  and the werewolf. He's like, what the fuck is this place?
• 16:15
  He's never been here before.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: And there's weed smoke.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: There's dog scent. I think he's a little weirded out.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: The cigars. Right. Everything.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Whiskey in here. He probably smells that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, you got any of those stogies?
• 16:26
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• 16:27
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• 16:28
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• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Boy, see, I can't keep up with all
• 16:32
  the news. You know about Epstein. You know about Iran.
• 16:34
  You know about Israel. You know about Hillary.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: This is... I barely know. I'm off social media. I've
• 16:42
  been off social media for a while. The only time
• 16:44
  I'm on is when someone sends me something funny.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: And I go and check it. And then I find
• 16:48
  myself scrolling for like 30 seconds. And I was, stop.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: That's how they get you.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Stop fucking scrolling.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. They're so good at it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: These say knuckle sandwich. Where did these come from?
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Knuckle Sandwich is, uh, that can't be the same place.
• 17:05
  Because there's a, isn't there a place, there's Knuckle Sandwich,
• 17:08
  which is the sandwich truck in Austin, which is awesome.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Chris Brown's album.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Hey! Oh, these are Guy Fieri cigars. All right, let's
• 17:20
  hope they're good.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Did you see that bachelorette who got kicked off for
• 17:23
  beating the shit out of her husband?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. For real?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: On the show?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: My wife's a big reality lady. That's healthy. I know, right?
• 17:33
  She loves it. All of us. 90 Day Fiancé. Chicks
• 17:35
  love that shit. They love it. That and true crime.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, right? Isn't it weird?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I get the true crime because they don't really commit
• 17:44
  those kind of violent acts, so they probably need to
• 17:46
  understand the male mind. Right, right. That makes sense to me.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:50
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• 17:52
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• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Well, they say it's biological. They're like, oh, I'm learning
• 19:05
  how to avoid these scary moments.
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  Speaker 2: No, I get that because it is. Like my daughters,
• 19:09
  young daughters, they all love it. Everyone loves it. Their
• 19:12
  friends love it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: It's like the number one show with ladies.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Like the number one podcast with ladies is True Crime.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: You know what the number two show for ladies is? What?
• 19:24
  You're on it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, get out of here.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Really? Number one with black people, too. Holla.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, take that, Shea Shea. Holla. All right.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Shout out to all my African-American friends.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: These are not bad. Guy Fieri. Let's go, Guy.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I love Guy.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: He's a fun dude.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Cool dude.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Got a bunch of yellow cars, though. That's odd.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Not the best fashion sense. You know, shirts
• 19:55
  with flames on it, frosted tips.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're paying attention.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: If you want to be a chef and you want
• 20:01
  to be like a celebrity chef, you got to. You
• 20:03
  either be a great narrator and a great writer like Bourdain.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Or you got to be like angry.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Like Gordon Ramsay.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Gordon Ramsay.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: That's true. But what happened to chefs? When I was
• 20:14
  getting chefs were like fat guys with beards and now
• 20:16
  they're jacked with tats.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, they all look like artists because they are artists.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't really think of that until I watched Bourdain's show.
• 20:26
  And then I was like, oh, these guys are making
• 20:28
  temporary art.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: That's true. Then you get to eat it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: But it is art.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It is art. Yeah, they're mixing oils. There's a lot
• 20:34
  of chemistry involved. But they kind of went the same
• 20:37
  path as porn stars. Porn stars used to be, like,
• 20:40
  voluptuous and hairy, bush, and now they're all like MMA fighters.
• 20:45
  They're jacked and taken in the ass. It's wild. They're
• 20:50
  all tatted up and pierced and shit.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: One of the things that I've been watching a lot
• 20:54
  when the world is going completely crazy— I watch people
• 20:56
  making street food in other countries. Oh, that's. With no language,
• 21:01
  no talking. It's all ASMR. It's all them cooking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. No regulations either.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Bring them over here. Bring them over here.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Come on. They're not washing hands over there.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Char char. Char char. Have a seat.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: And they'll use roadkill or whatever. They don't give a shit.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: No, they're using good food. It was Afghanistan. They were
• 21:18
  making roast chicken. Oh, come on. Dude, I'm telling you.
• 21:21
  I'll send it to Jamie, and you'll watch it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: All right, all right.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: It's exciting.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years when
• 21:27
  I was broke in New York.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're great.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: They're great.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: They are great.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: But I could be eating pigeon and children.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: You probably are. Not children, but definitely pigeon. Probably pigeons
• 21:36
  made it into your mouth a couple of times.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Let me find these motherfuckers. I watch so much. YouTube
• 21:43
  is my number one thing because I'm off social media.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It's my number one thing for distraction.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. This is exactly. Jamie, you're the best. This
• 21:54
  is it. Most cheap food in Afghanistan. This guy, he
• 21:57
  sets up. They cook all this stuff. I mean, it's
• 22:01
  like a 40-minute video or something. How long is it?
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: It's like a 40-minute video. I watch the whole thing.
• 22:06
  Just like at home. Chilling after a long day's work.
• 22:10
  Just watching people cook street food in Afghanistan. It looked
• 22:14
  fucking delicious.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Look at those spices. My God.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And they have meat in this stew pot and they, well,
• 22:23
  it's like, you know, a big wok it looks like.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: And they boil it up with all this salt and
• 22:28
  all these herbs and spices. And then they got these
• 22:32
  roast chickens and they take these chickens and they stick
• 22:34
  them in spikes. If you back up the video a
• 22:36
  little bit, it's earlier in the video. You saw they
• 22:38
  take these chickens, and they just have this big flame
• 22:41
  in the middle, and then they stick these chickens all
• 22:44
  around the flame.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: This is hell for a vegan.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: The shape of that, fun fact, I think, if this
• 22:49
  is true, that's because they used to flip their shields
• 22:52
  upside down.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Whoa!
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: It's sort of like what the Genghis Khan stir-fry.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. That totally makes sense. Wouldn't it be great
• 23:04
  if at the end this is a big drone strike?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore. We send them money.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that right?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Now we send the Taliban money.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: We send them a ton of money.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: We hook up everybody. Ukraine.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Should go back to the chickens, though, if you back up. Oh,
• 23:18
  he's got a little brush.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, there, there.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, there it is. So this is how he
• 23:21
  does it. So they have this fire in the middle,
• 23:23
  and they just take these chickens on a stick, and
• 23:25
  they just rotate them. And they put them in the center.
• 23:28
  They put the fire in the center and the chickens
• 23:30
  all around them, and they rotate them. I got so hungry.
• 23:32
  I had to go in the kitchen to make myself
• 23:34
  food afterwards. This is it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Chicken holocaust.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks good, right?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Man, it does look amazing.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it looks fucking delicious.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, you ever get the rotisserie chicken at the
• 23:43
  grocery store? There's nothing better.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Pretty good. It's good.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You just eat it with a knife and fork. No nothing.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I know. That's a good thing to do when you
• 23:54
  just want to be completely distracted. That's what I like.
• 23:57
  I like watching people.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Make, like, tables yes furniture and shit that's that that
• 24:03
  the horse hoof cleaning.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Is great i watch that too farriers.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: What is that is that something in us i think
• 24:09
  in eight old times.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: It must be it must be like there's a nail
• 24:13
  in his hoof oh yeah.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Get it out get the gunk out help the horse
• 24:17
  yeah and the horse loves it that's a good one
• 24:19
  what else is good uh the pressure washing is kind
• 24:22
  of fun That's when I'm really high.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I take an edible.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I just watch a guy. He's just washing a wall.
• 24:28
  It goes from black to cement.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: 32 million views.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: 32 million. Okay. So what is that? Why are we
• 24:35
  so interested in watching people clean up horse hooves?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I think part of it is it doesn't hurt the
• 24:40
  horse and it looks like it would. So that's kind
• 24:42
  of fascinating because it's all, what is that, like cartilage or?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: That's all like fingernail stuff.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: It's like giant fat fingernails.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like. I mean, that's what a horse
• 24:51
  hoof is. And if they don't take care of the hooves,
• 24:53
  they get real weird and they look like Arab shoes
• 24:57
  where they curl up at the tips.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, right.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: There it is. Like that, like that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: So this must be somebody just completely neglected that poor horse.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: But what did horses do in the, you know?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: They wear off from running around.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like a dog's fingernails.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: You have to trim your dog's nails unless the dogs
• 25:15
  run around outside a lot and then you don't have
• 25:17
  to do anything.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Got it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Horses are all happy now.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: They never stop growing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Rat teeth don't stop growing, but beaver teeth don't, right?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Is that right? I didn't know that.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, shearing sheep.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is good stuff. Wow.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Isn't it amazing how many views does that have?
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Can I guess?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 23 million.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: There's 3 million subscribers on the channel.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go 80 million. 3 million subscribers.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: 3.7.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: 3.7 million.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: This is just a Greek guy. Look at that. There's
• 25:46
  another guy that I love. The channel's called Wilderness Cooking.
• 25:50
  And this guy lives in Azerbaijan, and he cooks in
• 25:53
  the mountains. It always looks delicious. And then at the
• 25:56
  end of it, he has a bite of it, and
• 25:57
  he looks at you, and he goes, super. He gives
• 26:01
  you a thumb up. It's a great channel. And that
• 26:04
  guy's got millions and millions of views, this dude. So
• 26:07
  he catches fish, and he does all the things he
• 26:11
  He makes his own fire, and he's always cooking in
• 26:14
  weird ways.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: See, this guy's way happier than all of us.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having a good time. Well,
• 26:20
  he lives in peaceful mountains. He's making delicious food.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Imagine him on Cameo just saying super. He could make
• 26:26
  a billion dollars.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, super.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Who makes the most on Cameo? They're still doing that?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Who's like the number one earner on Cameo?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: That's a great question. I'm sure Dynamite had a run.
• 26:42
  It's got to be somebody with a catchphrase.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Is Jimmy Walker still alive?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Is he still touring?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'd imagine. I don't know how he pays the bills.
• 26:51
  These old guys, you wonder how they have money.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Can that last? Like, how long does Dynamite?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I worry about? Guys who were, like,
• 26:58
  middle acts, like, 20 years ago, and they just faded out. Like,
• 27:03
  what are you doing?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I assume Uber or something.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: John Kierkegaard? John Kirikou is number one? Yeah. That's crazy.
• 27:13
  So he does cameos?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Who's that? I don't even know who that is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: John Kirikou?
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Former CIA guy. Went to jail. What?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: They put him in jail. A golfer?
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: That's my buddy Bob.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know him? Yeah. And he's number two?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: How much money does he make?
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: I mean, he does a lot of these things. He
• 27:29
  was always in a fight with Santa during Christmas time.
• 27:32
  John Gruden's been up here for a while, but he's
• 27:34
  not currently on here.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that dude, Soy Tiet, the guy who sings?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he's fun.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then who's red? Is that one of the
• 27:42
  island boys? Who's that guy in the lower left corner?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow, that guy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Those guys are still at it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Then the rest of these, I don't know who they are.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: So John Kierkegaard costs $ 179 for one of those.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, bam.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Marguerite's in there.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Good for him.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Who else is in there? Anybody you know?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Nick Foley.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, Red Dead Redemption guy.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, Nick Foley, the wrestler.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: How odd.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Weird.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: What an odd thing.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Who's buying a Rappaport?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: President Donald Trump parody is number 37. Michael Rappaport.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: He's screaming enough for free.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Why would you buffer?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, buffer has got to be up there.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Of course, buffer.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Of course, buffer. I've seen people in a hotel. They've
• 28:27
  heard him doing them.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I've seen him do them. I've seen him
• 28:31
  do them. I've been with him when he's doing them.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: How crazy his story with his brother. Crazy. Isn't that bananas?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: That kind of shit blows my mind.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Didn't even know his brother until they were like 30.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: And they just found each other with the voice, both fighting.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, he was like the budget buffer in the beginning.
• 28:48
  He was like, if you couldn't afford Michael, you got Bruce.
• 28:51
  But now Bruce is way better than Michael. No disrespect
• 28:54
  to Michael. Oh, boy. But Michael gets, you know, Michael's smooth.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Let's get ready to rumble, which is perfect for boxing.
• 29:02
  But Bruce is perfect for MMA.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got more flair.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: He gets you fucking hyped.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: He's got the suit on. He's going to drop dead
• 29:08
  doing that one day. I know.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: We've all called it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Because he gets beat red, and now he's, like, deep
• 29:13
  in his 60s.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah i don't know how old he is any
• 29:15
  parties too i think bruce parties oh yeah how do
• 29:18
  you know there's a bunch of videos of him he
• 29:19
  got into a fist fight in an elevator with an
• 29:21
  mma fighter oh that.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Was a frank trigg yeah yeah kind of a fist
• 29:25
  fight like a little bit of a pushing shoving probably
• 29:28
  frank trigg would literally kill him.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I know that's why i'm impressed because he he stood
• 29:34
  up to.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Him frank trigg was a animal when he was young
• 29:37
  yeah i would not this was like i think it
• 29:39
  was when frank was still fighting that's crazy i don't
• 29:41
  think frank really fought him back i think that would
• 29:45
  be a very quick encounter.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But just the fact that he he was up for
• 29:48
  it i don't know what really happened i think the
• 29:50
  story's online somewhere.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's bruce's version of the story Yeah, it's true.
• 29:55
  You know what I mean? I don't know. Not that
• 29:57
  Bruce is lying. Bruce might have thought he was in
• 29:59
  a fight, and Frank might have thought it was hilarious.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah. But Bruce did martial arts most
• 30:05
  of his life.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: The craziest coincidence of all, and get your fingers ready, JMO.
• 30:11
  Dennis the Menace, the cartoon, was invented in England and
• 30:16
  in America on the same day.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: What?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Put that in your pipe and jizz on it. Get
• 30:22
  that cooking.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Because they were like, oh, you must have stolen this.
• 30:25
  So they went back and researched it. They were both invented.
• 30:29
  Same character, same name on the same day and the
• 30:32
  same year.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: That makes no sense.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Isn't that bananas? My brain blew up.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That literally makes no sense.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. So that's a fun one.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Just, you know, monkeys writing on a typewriter.
• 30:45
  Eventually you get Shakespeare. Two guys thinking of the same thing.
• 30:49
  Same day. Crossed the pond.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's one of those things. What is that called?
• 30:54
  Like Berenstain Bears? The mandala effect.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: That's not the same thing because that's when it's not real.
• 31:01
  This is something that's real.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: That's true. Right.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: That's right. Right. No, I'm thinking of the wrong thing.
• 31:07
  What does Perplexity say? Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity, says,
• 31:11
  there's actually two completely separate Dennis the Menace comic strip
• 31:13
  characters that debuted almost simultaneously in in 1951, created independently
• 31:19
  in the UK and the US. So how would they
• 31:21
  even know about each other back then?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. It's 17th and 12th. So they're five days apart.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Who started first? British was the 17th.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: On sale, issued, dated 17 March, on sale 12 March,
• 31:35
  created by these guys, American, on 12 March. No. Like
• 31:40
  basically the same day on sale. On sale the same day.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Blonde hair. That's insane.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Overalls. And it said... Go back to what the saying
• 31:50
  was again. It said, your son is a menace. Did
• 31:54
  they both say that? No.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Wow. Both mischievous little boys, but they look different. UK
• 32:01
  Dennis has black hair. Red and black jumper. US Dennis,
• 32:05
  blonde hair, overalls. They live in different fictional worlds. Creators
• 32:09
  worked entirely independently... No evidence, either knew about the other
• 32:13
  before publication, so it's treated as a famous coincidence rather
• 32:17
  than copying. Wow.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Unreal. There they are, side by side.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That kind of shit is kooky.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: It's weird. It's like when rats, like if you teach
• 32:30
  a rat how to get out of a maze on
• 32:32
  the east coast, rats on the west coast get out
• 32:34
  of the maze quicker.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: No fucking way.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: What?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: There's a guy named Rupert Sheldrick, he calls it morphic resonance.
• 32:42
  He thinks there's some sort of like communication that all
• 32:47
  animals have with each other all over the world that
• 32:49
  we can't quantify, that we can't measure. But it seems real.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, apparently I got caught in an ant pile
• 32:56
  when I was a kid and all the ants swarmed
• 32:58
  on me and they all bit me at once. I
• 33:01
  felt it. I was like, ah, it was just one
• 33:03
  big just wave of pain.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: They communicated.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Well. Ants just immediately attack, though, as soon as you
• 33:10
  get on the ant hill.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But ants, they're on another level.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: You hear about the lady that fell? Her parachute didn't deploy,
• 33:17
  but she landed in an ant pile of fire ants.
• 33:21
  And she survived because she was bit like a thousand
• 33:24
  times by these fire ants. And somehow or another, the
• 33:28
  ant bites and the adrenaline that caused it helped. Hey,
• 33:32
  don't jump down. Stay up there, buddy. Is what kept
• 33:35
  her alive.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: What?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's when you start going religion shit.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Like, how did that happen?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Ant bites.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 1999, her parachute malfunctioned. She fell 4,500 feet. Her
• 33:52
  backup parachute opened at 700 feet but quickly deflated. She
• 33:55
  continued to plummet towards the ground at 80 miles an hour. Miraculously,
• 33:59
  she survived the fall thanks to the fact she landed
• 34:02
  directly on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe the
• 34:05
  intense shock of being stung over 200 times by the
• 34:08
  ants released a surge of adrenaline which kept her heart beating.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a clear, she got cleared by ants.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Isn't that nuts?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: That is kooky. It's like when those guys jump off
• 34:19
  the Golden Gate Bridge and a seal, a guy jumped off,
• 34:22
  broke all his bones, and a seal pushed him to
• 34:23
  the shore.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: That's in the documentary The Bridge.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: A friend of mine did that. Really? Yeah, he killed himself.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It's the number one spot to kill yourself.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, RIP Tony Anagoni. He's a buddy of mine that
• 34:37
  was a professional pool player that I did commentary with
• 34:40
  him on a pool match in the 90s. He was
• 34:44
  in a book called Playing Off the Rail. It's a
• 34:46
  great book by this guy, David McCumber, who was Hunter S.
• 34:49
  Thompson's editor in, I want to say Seattle, something like that.
• 34:54
  I forget what newspaper. But when Hunter was, like, off
• 34:58
  the rails and out of his fucking mind, too, it
• 35:00
  was perfect. Another different kind of off the rail.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: So he followed my friend Tony all across the country gambling.
• 35:08
  It's a great book about, like, pool hustling.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Tony was, like, a world-class professional pool player, and they
• 35:14
  went around the country gambling. And I don't know what
• 35:16
  happened with him, but I lost touch with him.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Was he Golden Gate?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, damn.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It's like they all know to go there.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Well, he was a San Francisco guy. He lived up
• 35:25
  there his whole life. And I got this message from
• 35:29
  a friend of mine. Tony jumped off the bridge. I
• 35:31
  was like, no.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Well, it's weird because I watch matches sometimes on YouTube
• 35:39
  and he's doing the commentary for the matches.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's crazy.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: It's so strange because he seems so happy. He's enjoying himself.
• 35:45
  They're cracking up. And I'm like, what is it that
• 35:48
  makes someone want to end it? You know, what is it? Like,
• 35:52
  what was, I guess he had like some failed business
• 35:54
  ventures and he was going bankrupt and.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Well, depression is, you know, it was way more unresearched
• 36:02
  back then.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: You know, you probably just thought, ah, something's wrong with me.
• 36:05
  I got to end this pain.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: But damn. But yeah, everybody who lived, they said, each
• 36:11
  of them said separately, right when my hand left the rail,
• 36:15
  I was, I regretted it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Every single one.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: They all say that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Everybody who lives. Don't do it. It's a terrible idea. Yeah.
• 36:23
  Do you remember the one in downtown L.A.? Where the
• 36:25
  guy was like on, I think he shot himself with
• 36:29
  a shotgun. He was like standing on the edge of
• 36:31
  a bridge and it was live on TV. Do you
• 36:35
  remember that one?
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: It was like a standoff. They were trying to get
• 36:37
  him to not jump and he had a shotgun.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: What?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I think I'm conflating it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Pull it up.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure he blew his brains out on TV.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Damn. I knew about the fat guy with the gun
• 36:47
  in the mouth.
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: The old politician guy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Was he a judge?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe a judge.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: A dirty judge?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: That song, Hey Man, Nice Shot.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah. And that was a hot video when I
• 36:58
  was a kid.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. What is it?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Taste of Death?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Bud Dwyer. Bud Dwyer.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: That was one of the first ones where you got
• 37:06
  to see a guy die. Like a viral video. He
• 37:08
  put a giant gun in his mouth. Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: And everybody goes, no, no, don't do it.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: He's like, hang on, relax, everyone stay calm. He just
• 37:17
  shoved it in his mouth and boom, blew the top
• 37:20
  of his dome off.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: And now we just see people getting shot on Twitter
• 37:23
  every 10 seconds.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Every day.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Kirk thing, I remember waking up and
• 37:26
  being like, good God.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: The Kirk thing's weird. The Kirk thing's weird because now
• 37:31
  there's video footage from behind.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, the round that he was supposedly shot
• 37:38
  with was a 30-odd-6th. Which is a big round. That's
• 37:41
  a round that you kill a moose with. Uh-huh. And
• 37:43
  it doesn't even have an exit wound.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: It don't make no sense. It makes zero sense.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Well, you hear about this Joe Kent.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they told him not to research or investigate.
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: So what's up with that?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: He said that they were told to stop their investigation.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: And that they were going to handle it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And he just resigned.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: And meanwhile, have they handled it? Like, we haven't seen
• 38:04
  that guy, the guy who loves furries, who supposedly killed
• 38:07
  Charlie Kirk. Tyler.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Robinson. Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We haven't seen him talk.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: No.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: He hasn't said he did it. He hasn't said he
• 38:14
  didn't do it. There's no known like independent video of
• 38:18
  him talking about it.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: And then there was footage of him like at a
• 38:22
  yogurt shop.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Way across town like 20 minutes later. The whole thing
• 38:26
  is like. Super sus.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It's similar with the guy who shot Trump, whatever his
• 38:30
  name was. He had three names.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That kid. That kid was in a BlackRock
• 38:34
  commercial two years before.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: He had no silverware. His house was professionally scrubbed. And
• 38:40
  no one can ask questions about that? We can't deep
• 38:43
  dive on that?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: If you do, you're a conspiracy theorist.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: He shot a presidential elect.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Not only that, but isn't that a fucking conspiracy? That's
• 38:53
  a conspiracy. He conspired to murder the president of the
• 38:55
  United States. Yeah. It seems like he had help.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: How the fuck did he get up onto that roof?
• 39:02
  How did they not have people on that roof? They
• 39:03
  said the slope was too steep.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, there were snipers on another roof that had a
• 39:09
  sharper angled roof.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And then he has no social media. He has no history.
• 39:14
  It's all kooky.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Super suspect.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We can't ask questions or else we're assholes.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Well, not only that, the kooky people online now think
• 39:22
  that that was staged. And that Trump had that guy
• 39:26
  shoot his ear. Like, you don't know jack shit. about
• 39:30
  guns if you think that that was staged.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I will say the flag going up with the photo
• 39:35
  op was pretty perfect.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: But sometimes that's like Dennis the Menace. Shit just lines
• 39:40
  up perfectly.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Sometimes weird stuff happens. Yeah.
• 39:44
  They're like, how is this so perfect?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to get to the bottom of that.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: But he got shot in the ear, man. I saw
• 39:52
  his fucking ear. He had like a little mark on
• 39:53
  his ear.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I remember that. Get Nick Shirley on this shit. He's
• 39:57
  cracking all kinds of cases.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Bro, the stuff that he just found in California is bonkers.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: If you see that guy in your town, you're fucked.
• 40:05
  He's a persistent little queef, that guy.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Would you see what the governor posted, what Newsom's press
• 40:10
  office posted? They posted a photo of Nick Shirley, like
• 40:14
  a fake Nick Shirley, like a meme, like Nick Shirley
• 40:17
  peeking into windows. I saw that. Hey, he's doing your job.
• 40:22
  He's uncovering fraud. And what you're doing is mocking him. Right.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: You should go, oh, shit, this fraud.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I'm the governor.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: They should just open up the investigations into all these
• 40:33
  places immediately if you cared. But all they want to
• 40:35
  do is just obfuscate, cover it up, make it look silly. Yeah.
• 40:41
  Make it look like he's something, whatever he is, white supremacist.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Right, right. Nazi, whatever, MAGA.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Come up with a name.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get two of my kids at
• 40:50
  a Somali daycare right now, so I don't want to
• 40:53
  say anything crazy. But, yeah, that was all kooky. And, look,
• 40:58
  I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore. If
• 41:00
  you ask questions, you're this. You get labeled.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: It's a wacky time, and I'm happy.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It's a time when we've never had more information, and
• 41:10
  no one's less sure about anything.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, and the same with– we're more lonely than ever,
• 41:14
  and we have more connectivity than ever.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's the kind of connectivity that people have.
• 41:21
  That's why I'm off social media. It's just not good
• 41:23
  for you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: No.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I hop on to post things and I get the
• 41:26
  fuck out of there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: But you seem to know a ton of stuff. So
• 41:29
  I'm like, how are you off social media but also knowledgeable?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Google News Feed and then things that inform people send me.
• 41:36
  I rely on people sending me things now, which is
• 41:39
  way better. Because everybody's always sending you things that are...
• 41:41
  Have you seen this shit? Holy fuck.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I sent you something yesterday about that. Always. YouTube deleted it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think they did.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's back. Or if it was deleted,
• 41:49
  it was pulled back up. The Nick Shirley thing.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Well, good. Because other people said, I found it. It's
• 41:56
  right here. So it might have just been a glitch. Right.
• 41:58
  Or it might have been they thought about deleting it
• 42:01
  and someone said, that's going to make it worse. Exactly.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It definitely makes it worse.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But if it is true, I don't know if it
• 42:07
  all is true with the fraud and everything, but I'm like...
• 42:10
  Can we stop it? Can we get the money back?
• 42:12
  Can we help people who are paying taxes who are
• 42:15
  not getting anything out of it and it's all going
• 42:17
  to some guy in a Cybertruck? Like where's the redemption?
• 42:22
  Where's the comeuppance?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing that Elon Musk told me
• 42:26
  about during the Doge stuff. He said the biggest fraud
• 42:30
  in this country is Medicare fraud, Medicaid fraud. He's like
• 42:34
  if that gets– he goes like I don't even want
• 42:36
  to talk about it because I don't want them to
• 42:37
  kill me. He literally said that. He's like we're talking
• 42:39
  about– hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: But don't we have the worst health care or whatever?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter. It's not about actual health care.
• 42:49
  It's about using the system to extract money, pretending you
• 42:52
  have a daycare, pretending you have a hospice, pretending you
• 42:55
  have a this and a that, and really you're just
• 42:58
  lying about who's there and collecting checks from the government.
• 43:02
  Because if you have a bunch of clients, like there
• 43:04
  was one place in Minneapolis that was saying they were
• 43:06
  feeding like 5,000 people a day. They never saw more
• 43:08
  than 40 people there. They investigated like this is just
• 43:11
  they're just taking money.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: And they're getting millions and millions of dollars. It's crazy.
• 43:16
  But you got to think if this thing has been
• 43:18
  going on for so long, they probably have a whole system.
• 43:22
  No one's ever investigated it. It's been happening for over
• 43:24
  a decade. And they just like this is what we do.
• 43:27
  And they're all just cashing in.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: But.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Like my friend lives in Minneapolis. He's an old pal.
• 43:33
  And he's like, I've known Tim Walls my whole life.
• 43:35
  He was always the governor and he's a nice guy.
• 43:38
  But then you see this shit and you're like, so
• 43:39
  is he stupid or is he corrupt?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Well, you can know someone and think they're a nice
• 43:46
  guy because they're a nice guy to you. You know
• 43:48
  what I mean?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Like I know a lot of people and people say
• 43:51
  that guy's a piece of shit. I'm like, maybe. But
• 43:54
  to me, all I can judge is how he treats
• 43:56
  me and how he talks to me. But he's going
• 43:58
  to talk different to me. Then he's going to talk
• 44:01
  to people that don't matter to him.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you only know of his online perception.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Tim Walz just seems weird. There's no humans that I
• 44:12
  know like that, that wave like that, that walk around
• 44:15
  like this. It's just not normal behavior. Yeah. And he
• 44:19
  stopped his run for reelection.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I saw that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Because of this Minneapolis fraud. Ooh. So there's something to it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: But he just wants to acknowledge me. He just wants
• 44:26
  them to go like, geez, that is crazy. Holy shit.
• 44:29
  But instead it's like, shut it down. Don't listen to
• 44:31
  that guy.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Just stop making me feel crazy.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: You're not crazy. It's real. It's real. I mean, maybe
• 44:38
  Nick Shirley, maybe 100% of it isn't fraudulent that he uncovered.
• 44:43
  Maybe some of it's legit. But there's definitely some fraud
• 44:46
  involved and it's enough that you realize like this is–
• 44:50
  you're talking about enormous amounts of money. Right. How long
• 44:53
  has this been going on?
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: And also who's getting paid? Is anybody getting backdoor deals?
• 44:59
  Is there any offshore accounts that other people have access to?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: And they're funneling money and no one knows about it and.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Well, let's paper trail this shit and get to something.
• 45:07
  We don't make any arrests like all the Epstein guys
• 45:10
  are out there. In England and Norway, they popped a
• 45:13
  few guys.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Well, that was what the Doge stuff was all about.
• 45:16
  That was the whole purpose for it all.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: The whole purpose for the Doge stuff was to try
• 45:20
  to uncover a lot of this stuff. And they found
• 45:23
  fucking tons of it, hundreds of billions of dollars in fraud.
• 45:27
  And what happened to those guys? Those guys are getting,
• 45:29
  you know, they're getting questioned now. Okay. And people are,
• 45:32
  you know, the guys, the Doge guys are like having
• 45:35
  to give testimony. They're like, you know, you shut down
• 45:38
  important government functions. Actually, these fucking things, nothing was getting done.
• 45:44
  And these people were making enormous amounts of money. It's like,
• 45:47
  did you see that fucking bridge that they're building in California?
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: The wildlife.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: The mountain lions.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's over $ 100 million.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: And they need more money for a fucking bridge.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Colorado built one, a similar one, for a fraction
• 46:02
  of the cost.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I think it was $ 5 million.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: A fraction of the cost. Yeah. And completed it. Right.
• 46:07
  And it's done. And in California, like, we need more
• 46:09
  money to save the fox.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Well, there's so many regulations that you can't– there's so
• 46:14
  much red tape you can't get anywhere.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: It's a little bit of that, but they're blaming tariffs
• 46:18
  in the government.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: But shut up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Shut up. I doubt that's what it is. I doubt
• 46:23
  it's $ 100 million and you can't finish it because of tariffs.
• 46:27
  That don't make any sense.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: We're still waiting on the bullet train. That started 25
• 46:30
  years ago.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: That was billions.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Billions?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Billions.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Still not done.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Billions, nothing.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over the place at light speed.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen– I think it's in China. There's
• 46:39
  one that they debuted. They showed in China and it's
• 46:42
  just whizzing by these people and you get to see
• 46:44
  how fast it is in real time when you're standing
• 46:46
  next to it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: It's bonkers, dude.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: It's just– And you just think the problem with that
• 46:53
  is how much track is there?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of track.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: How many psychos are out there that could just lay
• 46:59
  something on the track?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Well, that's more American. They don't do that shit. They're
• 47:04
  raised better.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Someone can do it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: They could, but they're Japanese. They're repressed. So they get
• 47:10
  it all out with those trains. It's like Nick Shirley.
• 47:15
  He's a virgin. So he's motivated.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird, right?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: It is a little weird, but I'd rather an incel–
• 47:21
  do that shit than, you know, shoot up a place.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of these virgin influencers now.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Nick Fuentes is a virgin, allegedly.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, weird.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: This guy's a virgin.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I don't trust a lot of these virgins. That feels unnatural.
• 47:35
  Go get laid. You're young. It's very unnormal. Very, very strange.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Very.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Very.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: It's like Zoran. I don't trust an Indian who never
• 47:42
  had a job.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Is he Indian? Yeah. Mamdani?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I believe he's Indian.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: Is he?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I think he's from Africa, but he is Indian.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's from Africa.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: But have you never had a job? Every Indian guy
• 47:55
  I know is the hardest working dude on the planet.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: He's never had a job at all?
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: No.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I think he was a rapper.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Mamdani's never had a job?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: No, I don't believe so. This is his first gig.
• 48:06
  I know.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Imagine your first gig. You're the mayor of New York City.
• 48:10
  On one hand, super impressive.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Very impressive.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: First gig. Way to go. The sky's the limit for
• 48:15
  this guy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: His first job, he was the mayor of New York City.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like losing your virginity to Heidi Klum.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: But I think he won because he said he's not
• 48:24
  going to Israel.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: That was smart. And affordability.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: New York's so expensive.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Well, also, yeah, people are like, we're tired of the rich. Well,
• 48:33
  the narrative is the rich people are causing all your problems,
• 48:35
  and we need to tax the rich people. But meanwhile,
• 48:37
  the rich people in New York are responsible for more
• 48:39
  than 50% of the taxes.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Sure. Well, Hochul just said, please come back. Did you
• 48:43
  see that clip?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Good luck.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Good luck. Good luck.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And I think he seems like a nice guy. I
• 48:48
  think he's got good intentions, but it just, you know,
• 48:51
  you need some experience and you need money because he
• 48:53
  keeps saying free, free buses, free health care, free child care,
• 48:57
  and you're like, Stop saying free. That should be illegal
• 48:59
  because someone has to pay for it.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: So nothing free. Nothing is free.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: You're just adding to the bureaucracy. You're adding to the
• 49:06
  government waste. You're adding to the possibility of fraud.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: While you're just releasing people on the, on the streets.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: And I think I have a theory that Muslim is cool.
• 49:15
  Muslim is like the new black. It's cool. Muslim's hip now.
• 49:19
  It's different. It's exotic. It's fun.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I think the problem is people conflate Muslim and Islamist. Sure.
• 49:28
  And there's two very different things. I know a lot
• 49:30
  of Muslims. They're great people.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: But.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Islamists are people that want a global caliphate and they
• 49:36
  want death to the infidels. This is the difference between
• 49:39
  Iran and like Saudi Arabia. Like Saudi Arabia are Muslims.
• 49:44
  The Iranians are Islamists.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: They're state-sponsored terrorism, the whole deal.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Well, any extreme, like a Hasidic Jew versus
• 49:52
  Paul Rudd.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Paul Rudd is a fun guy. He has a cocktail.
• 49:56
  He has a funny movie and then– a Hasidic Jew
• 49:59
  is like, all right, let me cut your foreskin off
• 50:01
  and suck the blood.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Right. Give you herpes. Or these crazy fucking right wing
• 50:07
  radical Christian nationalists that think that we're supposed to be
• 50:11
  over in Israel so that Jesus can come back on
• 50:13
  a white horse. Have you seen that? Oh, no. Oh, Jamie,
• 50:17
  pull that story up that I sent you. I could
• 50:19
  resend it to you if you want. There's a crazy
• 50:22
  story that was on Yahoo about this guy who's a
• 50:25
  non-commissioned officer that went to a military debriefing. So it
• 50:28
  was like a, An operation readiness meeting or a war meeting.
• 50:33
  And one of these fucking guys, one of these high
• 50:36
  level commanders says, don't be worried because Trump is anointed
• 50:40
  by Jesus Christ to bring back the return.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: To bring back Jesus's return on Earth. Commander claimed Trump
• 50:47
  was anointed by Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the
• 50:50
  Iran tax.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: See, that's like up there with Allah will protect me.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: It's the same shit.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: It's the same shit. It's just coming from a different religion.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: But it's the same mindset. Like, look at what he said.
• 51:03
  Let's see what he said. Did you find the actual quote?
• 51:11
  He urges us to tell our troops this is all
• 51:13
  part of God's divine plan. Specifically referenced numerous citations out
• 51:18
  of the book of Revelations referring to Armageddon, and the
• 51:20
  imminent return of Jesus Christ. Ay, ay, ay. And he said, added,
• 51:24
  the superior had a big grin on his face when
• 51:26
  he said all of this, which made his message seem
• 51:29
  even more crazy.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Bro. Scary shit. That's just as scary. Those are just
• 51:34
  as scary as suicide bombers. It's like people that are
• 51:37
  like true believers in something that, you know, objectively sounds
• 51:42
  a lot like nonsense.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I would say there's less blowing up shit.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: With the extreme... Christian guy.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Sure, because they won. Go back to the Inquisition.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: And they were fucking torturing people.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: People for God's word or for God's service and service
• 52:01
  of God have done some wild shit. Oh, yeah. But
• 52:03
  it's just people. It's just people when they get into
• 52:06
  positions of radical belief, they just– They go nutty.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a cult. A cult is just a
• 52:12
  microcosm of a full religion.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just some crazy guy who's like, I'm
• 52:16
  gonna fuck all of you and then we'll drink Kool-Aid.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I used to do a joke about it where I said,
• 52:20
  a cult is a thing where a guy creates it
• 52:25
  and that guy knows it's bullshit. In a religion, that
• 52:29
  guy's dead.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. In a religion, the guy who created
• 52:34
  it is dead.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, right, right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: So it's like everybody just believes.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: But if, In a cult, you know, like David Koresh or,
• 52:41
  you know, fill in the blank, the Moonies, whatever it is.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Kool-Aid guy.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Some guy created it, and he knew it's bullshit.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Scientology. That guy is a science fiction author.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Completely. L. Ron Hubbard.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: But now he's dead, so it's a religion.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: And they have tax-free exempt status.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: They're exempt from taxes. Is that right?
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Scientology.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: No.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: That's how they can afford all that real estate in L.A.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, they have so much real estate.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Crazy buildings.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Crazy buildings. Right downtown.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Downtown.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: And that's the nuttiest thing about L. Ron Hubbard is
• 53:10
  like he's one of the worst authors of all time.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, he stinks.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Terrible.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And he's a weird looking dude. I think he beat
• 53:15
  his wife.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He was a trouble.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: You can say that because he's dead.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I watched a little documentary on him. He's a troubled individual.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Well, he was definitely troubled, which is why he came
• 53:25
  up with Dianetics in the first place. He was trying
• 53:27
  to self-diagnose. He was trying to fix his own brain.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: But it also shows how sad and sheep-like people are
• 53:33
  because we're like, we need something. I need something to
• 53:35
  believe in, something to go for. I'll support you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I'm alone. Well, everybody's so lost that anybody who comes
• 53:41
  along that confidently claims they have the answer, people just follow.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Yep. Every time.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Very odd. I think it's programmed into us just like
• 53:51
  from the time that we were in tribes and we
• 53:54
  had to count on the chief to be correct.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure you got some psychos. Who are up
• 54:00
  your ass.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Who believe everything I say?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're so big. You got such a big umbrella.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm very clear that I don't know what
• 54:08
  I'm talking about.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That's the key.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: And if I do, it's like very specific things. So
• 54:12
  I'm like, I can tell you for sure that this
• 54:14
  is a fact.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Because I'm an expert in a few things. But other things,
• 54:19
  I'm like, don't listen to me.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: But this is what I think.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you're one of the few guys who will go,
• 54:25
  you know what I said last week? I was wrong
• 54:27
  about that.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: You have to.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Nobody does that.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: You got it. Well, because they're all they all just
• 54:32
  want to be right all the time. Yes. And they
• 54:34
  all they all connect their identity with being correct about
• 54:39
  whether it's COVID.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Like COVID ruined a lot of people's credibility.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: 100 percent. Because they were all in on the.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Vaccine, all in on this, all in on the lockdowns,
• 54:48
  all in on the masks. And once it was revealed
• 54:51
  that all that stuff was bullshit, the vaccine didn't really
• 54:53
  prevent infection, didn't really. Those people just never came out
• 54:57
  and said, you know what? I was wrong.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I know. And that would go so far. But nobody
• 55:01
  will do it. And then the right and the left,
• 55:03
  they both just want their side to win. So they're
• 55:05
  like just.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It's like when the ball goes out of bounds on
• 55:08
  your team. You're like, I didn't see shit.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And then the other team's like, what are you crazy?
• 55:12
  We got video footage.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's cheating.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: It's cheating.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: You're cheating in the game of discourse.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: The game of discourse is you're supposed to say what
• 55:20
  you really think. And then when you think something differently,
• 55:22
  you say, OK, I was wrong.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: You have to be able to say I was misinformed.
• 55:28
  I thought it was this, but it's actually that.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why those videos are so fun when they
• 55:32
  go to a college campus. Like, can you believe what
• 55:34
  this Trump said this? And they go, that's racist. He's
• 55:36
  a piece of shit. And they go, actually, it was Biden.
• 55:38
  And then they go, oh, well, what are you going
• 55:40
  to do? I got class in a minute.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I got to go. You don't vote for me. You
• 55:45
  ain't black.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's got a couple N words, too, out there,
• 55:49
  by the way. Does he?
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Pull it up. Biden had a few.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I remember when he called African-Americans super criminals, right?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Or super predators. That was during the 1994 crime bill,
• 56:01
  which is he was really responsible for a lot of that.
• 56:04
  The 94 crime bill– and people forget about that. Like
• 56:06
  during the Clinton administration, like Clinton in a lot of–
• 56:11
  Clinton was a great president in terms of what he did,
• 56:14
  balanced the budget, great– Got ahead in the office, but.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Let it go. Oral office. Let it go. Yeah. Let
• 56:21
  it go. But other than that, like, he did a
• 56:24
  lot of things that were really good. But one of
• 56:27
  the things that he did that wasn't really good was
• 56:29
  the 94 crime bill. So many people wind up going.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: To jail for the rest of their lives. That's true.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: They ruined so many families, so many lives lost.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: People that could have turned their life around, never got
• 56:40
  a chance, locked up forever.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and deported a lot of people, too.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Not as much as Biden. Excuse me. Not as much
• 56:46
  as Obama.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. He was the king of that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Not only did Obama deport more people than Trump, they
• 56:52
  arrested more Americans accidentally.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Than Trump.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: The percentage of Americans arrested was higher and also the
• 57:00
  deaths were higher. Also, he had two terms. True. So
• 57:04
  you got to think about that.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: True. Yeah. But nobody got shot in the street.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Like his ice didn't shoot anybody that I know of.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: No, they did.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: They did kill people. Yeah, they killed people.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Civilians?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was civilians or if it
• 57:20
  was actual illegals that they were trying to deport. But
• 57:24
  there was definitely a bunch of people that were killed.
• 57:26
  I want to say it was somewhere in the range
• 57:29
  of 30.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: 30?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Well, no social media back then either.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Right. That's big. Big. That changed everything. They could cover
• 57:37
  up everything back then.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: But wouldn't you like to talk to Obama and go, ah,
• 57:41
  come on, that was crazy, right?
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Well, Marin talked to Obama, and he just kind of
• 57:45
  softballed him. He just was like– he let Obama just
• 57:49
  kind of talk. He did it recently. He did it twice,
• 57:52
  and both times it was kind of the same thing.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: But he is an icon, and he was a good president,
• 57:57
  and he seems like a cool guy.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: He was a very good statesman.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: The way he talked was great, but he also– said
• 58:04
  he was going to protect whistleblowers and he went back
• 58:06
  on all that. They even removed that part of the
• 58:09
  Hope and Change website.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: His Hope and Change website when he was running for
• 58:14
  president was all about removing whistleblowers. So what does it
• 58:16
  say here? No documented cases of ICE agents directly killing anyone.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Such as through shootings or excessive force during Obama's presidency. However,
• 58:25
  56 individuals died in ICE custody over that period. Wow.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Well, he did the cages.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's how they died. So it wasn't shootings,
• 58:35
  primarily from medical issues, like they had lead poisoning from bullets.
• 58:40
  Inadequate care or whoops, he hung himself in a two-foot cell.
• 58:45
  With reports highlighting substandard medical treatment contributed to at least
• 58:49
  eight cases between 2010 and 2012. Most custody deaths under
• 58:54
  Obama were attributed to natural causes. Heart disease. Well, you definitely,
• 58:58
  you're dealing with a lot of people that snuck in.
• 59:01
  Not suicides, hanging, or violence by agents. Uh-huh. Interesting.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Interesting. And what's up with that wife dick?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Just a little levity, folks.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I wish that was true. I know. It's just a goof.
• 59:14
  It would be so fun.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Just a goof.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I think the French one's true.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: The chef?
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: No. Candace Owens? The woman she was saying that Macron's
• 59:23
  wife is a man?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I might be wrong.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's a little.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Something's odd.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: She's odd. She's a little transy.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: But I don't think.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: You ever see the way she sits?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Pull it up. I have not.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: She sits like a dude.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: No.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: What, man spread?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man spread.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Odd alignment of the hips.
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: Interesting.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Seems very masculine. You know, that's why men sit like that.
• 59:49
  It's not because we're dicks. It's like your legs go
• 59:51
  out like that, whereas women's legs go inward.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Because they have birthing hips, and the angle is different.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I thought it was the ball bag.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: It's a little bit of it.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: You're airing it out a little bit, whereas a woman
• 1:00:03
  has a clam, so there's no resistance.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why you don't trust guys who sit like Ari.
• 1:00:09
  With that leg over the top, that cross-legged thing.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and ironically, he's got a huge bag.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: He's got a big bag and a big cock.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Crazy Jew hog on that guy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Little baby arm.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: Big old fucking sack.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: He's doing good.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: He's doing good down there. Watch how she sits. Boom.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: That's how a dude sits.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That was a manly sit.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Even the walk. I know. Even the stature, the skeletal frame, everything.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Looks like John Denver.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: It looks like a guy with tits. Right? Boom. Look
• 1:00:42
  how it sits. But that's not the weirdest thing. The
• 1:00:44
  weirdest thing that everybody accepts the fact that they started
• 1:00:47
  their relationship when She, air quotes, was 40, and he
• 1:00:51
  was like 14 or 15.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: If that was reverse, guy to girl, that would be
• 1:00:56
  a headline.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Big time.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: But it's French. It's in France.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: So they're like, we are different in France.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: They're sexual people. They didn't fuck with me, too, in France.
• 1:01:06
  They were like, no, no, we like being— Because it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Would take the whole country down.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Men and women. Look, that's a woman, supposedly.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Italy, too. Take her down. Take them all down.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Italy's like, we hit the ladies and we catcall. That's
• 1:01:18
  our thing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're animals.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I was in Rome with my kids in a taxi.
• 1:01:24
  It was just me and my kids. And this fucking
• 1:01:26
  driver of the taxi stopped the car in the middle
• 1:01:30
  of an intersection. To catcallsome lady.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Who had a big ass, who was walking across the seas.
• 1:01:36
  He was like, mon amour, mon amour, look at that ass.
• 1:01:40
  And he just kept driving. I was like, these people
• 1:01:42
  are animals.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: It's kind of charming with that voice, though.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: It is, but you've got to realize, like, if you're
• 1:01:47
  in Rome, these are the descendants of the people that
• 1:01:50
  were there when the Colosseum was running.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: These are the people that were there when the fucking
• 1:01:55
  Roman games, when Rome was conquering the world. Of course
• 1:01:58
  they're savages. Right, right. Of course. They're the descendants of savage,
• 1:02:02
  direct descendants of some of the most savage people that
• 1:02:06
  ever walked the face of the earth.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those gladiators and shit.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: The Roman Empire.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: They fought lions.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: They took over everything. Right. And then they got the
• 1:02:12
  Vatican right there, which is a weird fucking country that's
• 1:02:16
  in the middle of their city.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I think that's good balance. They got crazy shit with
• 1:02:20
  the orgies, the wine, and then the gay stuff, and
• 1:02:22
  then they got the Vatican. To me, that's kind of healthy.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Jesus gives you a free pass. You just got to
• 1:02:26
  say you're sorry. Right. He's got to confess.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Best loophole of all time was that confession bullshit.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I think they did that just to get information on
• 1:02:34
  people in the town, find out what they were doing.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: God says it's okay. You still go to heaven. You
• 1:02:40
  got to tell the priest. And the priest immediately went
• 1:02:43
  and told the mayor. Oh. Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Informing.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: 100%. Never thought of it that way. Of course. How
• 1:02:49
  else would you get people to tell all the dirty
• 1:02:51
  shit that they're doing, all the crime they're committing?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: That's the way you get them.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I went to Catholic school. I told those fuckers everything.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: I was in the box going, I jerked off to
• 1:03:01
  my aunt. She's got huge tits. I really went off
• 1:03:04
  in there. It was like a podcast.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I never got to sit in one. I went to
• 1:03:07
  Catholic school only for one year when I was first grade.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Did you make it out?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, I made it out, and I was like, I'm
• 1:03:12
  never going back again. It queered me off of religion forever.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: That's a weird term to go with.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not real. Of course. This lady,
• 1:03:21
  I don't remember anybody's name from the time when I
• 1:03:22
  was six. But Sister Mary Josephine, I'll remember that cunt
• 1:03:26
  till the day I die.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: She was so mean. And I was so confused because
• 1:03:31
  I had only been with my mom and my dad
• 1:03:34
  and my grandparents who were all nice to me.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I had never been around anybody mean to me.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden I'm around this– Vicious bitch.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Who's supposed to be like the person of God.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Exactly. But they would wrap your knuckles. I think they
• 1:03:47
  were all repressed or something.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: They needed some vitamin D.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Get that dick. They didn't get no dick. That's
• 1:03:54
  a crazy rule too. You can't fuck. And you know
• 1:03:56
  why they came up with that rule?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Because all the priests were fucking everybody because they were
• 1:03:59
  the rock stars. Whoa. They were the guy who talks
• 1:04:03
  to Jesus. He's the guy on stage.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: The guy on stage. And he's just fucking them all.
• 1:04:10
  And then they decided, hey, you can't fuck if you
• 1:04:13
  want to be a priest.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: But then they went to kids.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Of course. That's what happens. You're only going to get
• 1:04:17
  gay guys or pedophiles who are interested in that. Gay
• 1:04:20
  guys fuck each other. The pedophiles try to get the kids. Right.
• 1:04:23
  Because you get isolated time with the kids.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Like teachers. Like how many teachers get caught? One of
• 1:04:28
  my kids' schools, they just busted a guy.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Back in Calabasas. Whoa. Viewpoint. My kid went and took
• 1:04:35
  this guy's classes for, I think, two or three years.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: What? Yep.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: He was taking upskirts photos, inappropriate photos, was jerking off
• 1:04:44
  to him, admitted that the photos made his heart race
• 1:04:48
  and seeing his kids. Full-on pedophile, was a part of this, like,
• 1:04:53
  very nice private school.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: I think he was there for six or seven years.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Did you meet him?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I must have. Oh, my Lord.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: You shook this guy's hand.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: I must have. He was my kid's teacher. I must
• 1:05:04
  have met him. I don't remember him.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: You got daughters?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Oh, mama.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Luckily, nothing happened to them, but they remember he talked
• 1:05:11
  too much.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Ah, interesting.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: My daughter said he just kept, he just wouldn't shut
• 1:05:15
  the fuck up. He talked too much.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: He's spitting game. But what about these Florida whores who
• 1:05:21
  keep banging the students? There's something, there's like an epidemic
• 1:05:24
  going on.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Give them a pass.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm not knocking it, but. That's different.
• 1:05:28
  I think that beats priests now.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: It's only okay if they're hot.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Sure, but some of them are like, damn, I'd fuck her.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Those are okay.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know about okay.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: But if it's some big troll looking lady with no neck,
• 1:05:41
  her chin starts at her, her neck goes straight down
• 1:05:44
  to her chest. Some Jabba the Hutt looking beast. You'd
• 1:05:48
  be like, you monster. What'd you do to that boy? Yeah.
• 1:05:51
  But if it's some blonde lady with big tits and
• 1:05:52
  glassy eyes, like she's probably on SSRIs. Didn't know what
• 1:05:56
  she was doing.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Sure. And maybe like the husband can't get it up.
• 1:05:59
  And this is a virile 14 year old basketball player
• 1:06:02
  or something.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: How about that lady who was a mayor? She was
• 1:06:05
  a mayor at some town in, like, Louisiana, and she
• 1:06:08
  was fucking some 16-year-old.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: That was crazy. And they show the husband all over
• 1:06:13
  the news. I'm like, this poor fucking guy.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: What a cuck. Poor fucking guy.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Fucking wife is getting banged by a high school basketball player.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: And she was pretty.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: She was not.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Very pretty.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Kind of milfy.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Kind of milfy, for sure. But that's the thing. I
• 1:06:26
  have a bit about it. They never show the kid.
• 1:06:28
  I want to see that kid. What's he? Is he
• 1:06:30
  some kind of young stud?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them are. Okay. You just can't
• 1:06:33
  see them because it's inappropriate.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: They're underage and they're victims.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Rough course.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: You ever hear of Zach Galifianakis' joke?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I died of high-fiving? Yes. That's a great joke.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Great joke.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: He was a great joke writer.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's a great comic.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Great comic.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: Live from the— Purple Onion. Purple Onion, yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: Great fucking special.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Great special. He had that thing where he'd get fake
• 1:06:54
  angry and play the piano.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: He's a good dude, too.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Good guy.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: He's a really good dude. Like, every time I've had
• 1:07:00
  interactions with him, I'm like, this is a— he' s, like, not
• 1:07:03
  Hollywood at all.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: No, no. He's a South Carolina guy.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Bought a farm. Lives on a farm now.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, he barely works. Yeah. He just kind of
• 1:07:13
  lives his life.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's kind of a phenom. His stand-up was good.
• 1:07:16
  And then he just like, you know, Todd Phillips fought
• 1:07:18
  for him in The Hangover. They're like, we don't know
• 1:07:20
  this fucking guy. He's a nobody. And he's like, I'm
• 1:07:22
  telling you, this guy's good. And he stole the movie.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Stole the movie. Yeah. No, he's a great comic. And
• 1:07:27
  that Between Two Ferns thing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, brilliant. Amazing. Brilliant.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: No, he's great, man.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just gets you on. He got Seinfeld on.
• 1:07:34
  He's trashing him. He's trashing Paul Rudd. He's got, like,
• 1:07:38
  all these. That's great.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: He was a great friend to Brody, too.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: When Brody was going through one of his moments where
• 1:07:46
  he got off medication and he got a little crazy,
• 1:07:48
  we started noticing it at the store. Like, instead of
• 1:07:52
  being funny, he was on stage. He would actually get angry.
• 1:07:54
  It was, like, really weird. And he came back. But
• 1:07:57
  there was a while where he, like, really lost it.
• 1:07:59
  And Zach reached out, and he's like, don't interact with him.
• 1:08:02
  We're trying to get him treatment. We're trying to get
• 1:08:04
  him back on his meds. He went off his meds.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: He's a good dude.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Good dude.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Solid dude.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: There's a video on YouTube. Yeah, they're out there.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Solid people are out there.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: He's a normal guy. And you could tell these– I
• 1:08:15
  feel like Hollywood is like COVID where it fucks your
• 1:08:18
  brain up eventually. And he got out and moved to
• 1:08:20
  a farm.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: So that's how you know he's sane.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: But there's people that are in Hollywood that stay solid.
• 1:08:26
  Like when I had Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on,
• 1:08:28
  I was like, I'd be friends with these guys.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I listened to that one.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: They're normal off the mic, on the mic. They're cool.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: They're cool over there in the lobby?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're regular. They talk to everybody. Like, I've met
• 1:08:40
  Matt Damon a few times. I actually ran into him
• 1:08:42
  in Italy. It was really crazy. In a restaurant where
• 1:08:45
  he was sitting below a photo of him.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, weird.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Because there's photos of all these celebrities that come and
• 1:08:51
  eat at this place. Yeah. And he was one of them.
• 1:08:53
  And he was there. He was sitting there like... And
• 1:08:56
  then I walked I had met him before so I
• 1:08:58
  go hey Matt I was like but he's cool he's
• 1:09:02
  normal he's like a regular guy.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Well he hit the lottery with that script I know
• 1:09:06
  right yeah and they're both like good-looking they're nice they're
• 1:09:10
  cool they're smart yes.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: They're really like Ben Affleck is underrated intelligence like when
• 1:09:15
  he was talking about AI and And what AI is
• 1:09:17
  actually promising versus what they're actually capable of. What they're
• 1:09:20
  really trying to do is increase their market cap and
• 1:09:23
  get more money invested. I'm like, oh, clever.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Clever. And I think he signed some deal with them
• 1:09:30
  for millions and changed the game with Netflix. Big time.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Big time.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Fucking giant, giant deal.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Big deal.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: That for $ 600 million, I said.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Was that for the RIP?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: He sold an AI company.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: That's why he knows so much about it.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes sense.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: He kind of broke it down on here, and then
• 1:09:47
  like two weeks later, he sold it.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: He's ahead of the curve, that guy.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, both of those guys are good, and they've stayed
• 1:09:53
  friends forever.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: And banging J-Lo for that many years has got.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: To— He gave it his best. I mean— Try to
• 1:09:59
  tame that horse.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: She sucks. She's quite a Clydesdale.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I bet she's so fun, though.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think she's a malignant narcissist.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: But, by the way, that's the only way you stay
• 1:10:15
  that hot when you're 80 years old.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Smoke show.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: She's a smoke show.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that rump is a whirling.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: She could completely be a granny. I know. And she
• 1:10:22
  looks fucking amazing.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I want to put a blue ribbon on that, heinie.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: You got to be a narcissist to keep that up.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, the skin, her skin's perfect. Everything. And it
• 1:10:31
  doesn't look crazy, like filler.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Nutty. This looks like pure.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Like she's just not aging.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: Nuts.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Nuts.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: It's the Puerto Rican blood, I guess.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's that. It's good genetics for sure, but it's
• 1:10:43
  also just upkeep and care and being aware of what
• 1:10:47
  you look like and taking care of yourself.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Like I saw one of those Instagram things where they
• 1:10:52
  showed people from like the 80s how old they were.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've seen that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Like Archie Bunker. Archie Bunker, when he was playing Archie Bunker,
• 1:10:59
  when Ed O'Connell was playing Gardner, he's 10 years younger
• 1:11:02
  than me.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Carol O'Connor.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Carol O'Connor.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: He was 10 years younger than me now. Whoa. Right?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I think they did a cocoon one with Paul Rudd
• 1:11:09
  and Ed Brimley.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Same age.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: He was like 48.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: 48.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: You know, Mrs. Robinson was 39. What? 39 in The Graduate.
• 1:11:19
  And she's like the old bag.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. 39.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Now they got 39-year-olds walking on 6th Street who look like,
• 1:11:26
  you know, Cindy Crawford.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: They're hot. I gotta update my hot women. Megan Fox.
• 1:11:30
  There you go. Stuck in the 90s.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's odd, man.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: She looked 39.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: Like 39 in the 80s.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: That's Mel Brooks' wife, you know.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what 39 looked like. That looks like 69.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I think she's pretty sexy.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Ooh, not bad. Especially for someone who never went to
• 1:11:51
  the gym. Yeah. Ladies, they didn't do nothing back then.
• 1:11:55
  They walked.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Well, and the dudes, too, could be completely no definition
• 1:11:59
  and still be like a leading man.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Right. The only one who was, like, really ripped back
• 1:12:03
  then was Charles Bronson. Wow, yeah. That motherfucker.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Action star.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he wasn't. I mean, even before he was
• 1:12:08
  an action star, like, that guy was just fit.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: Fit.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Like, wiry. You know when he did Hard Times, that movie?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: He was 50. No. Yes. Wow.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: That's impressive.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Shredded.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Well, all these... No TRT. Liam Neeson's old and taken.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: I was looking this up. The Golden Girls were all
• 1:12:24
  playing like 10 years younger than what they were.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's nuts. That's nuts.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: 53.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: They were playing 79. She was 62. She was playing 53,
• 1:12:37
  but she was 63. Oh, wow. Wow. That was a
• 1:12:40
  great show. She was playing 53, and she was 52.
• 1:12:42
  The one lady, that's crazy.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Betty White.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Is Betty White still alive?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Nah, she kicked it.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: How old was she?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but Keith Richards beat her.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: That guy. How? How?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: He's like J-Lo. He's the male J-Lo.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: I saw the Stones at Circuit of the Americas a
• 1:13:01
  couple years ago. Fucking incredible. Yeah. He still shreds.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I know. Both of them. Jagger's out there.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Just dancing around. Yeah. Jagger's not like standing still. No.
• 1:13:12
  It was one of those old guys who was in Vegas.
• 1:13:16
  Like one of them guys from like the fucking 60s.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Like a Wayne Newton type.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What is his name?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: Frankie Valli.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, Valli.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's like all lip syncing and he can't move
• 1:13:26
  his lips anymore.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: And he looks like a statue. It's odd.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: That is odd. Yeah, those guys.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Mick Jagger's.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Butting your lips, baby.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Dancing, moving around. I know. And they did a 90-minute
• 1:13:40
  show cranking it.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: He's got peptides or something.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Look at this guy.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, this guy's dead water.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Let me hear some of this.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: This is like Mitch McConnell. I mean, he's just stiff.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: But he's, like, a board.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: You got any volume on this bitch?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Poor bastard.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Well, hats off to still go out there.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: He probably has to.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: He's got debt.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Have you seen Barry Manilow?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Ooh.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Rough?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Go to Barry Manilow's Instagram. He sings, but he's got, like, filler,
• 1:14:11
  and it looks like his chest. Chins disappearing. And I
• 1:14:15
  don't know how old he is, but he's not that old. Like,
• 1:14:19
  look at this.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, they start to look trans. God, this is weird.
• 1:14:25
  It's like an animatronic at Chuck E.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Cheese.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like. But that's not even a weird one.
• 1:14:33
  Go to his, the one on the far right. Right there.
• 1:14:38
  Click on that one.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Listen to him talk. He's like Kermit the Frog. That
• 1:14:41
  one was fabulous.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Look at his hair.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: That's all fake.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Is there any chance? How much would you bet that
• 1:14:46
  that's a wig? Everything I own.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: It's all fake. Everything's fake.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Everything. But the face is like, guy, let yourself just age.
• 1:14:55
  Don't do the filler in the boat. So this is
• 1:14:57
  when he was younger.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a handsome guy.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: This looks good. This looks legit. I mean, it just,
• 1:15:04
  when they start pumping stuff into their cheeks, it's just like, look,
• 1:15:07
  he got stung by bees. It's just weird.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: It's a weird look.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: We all know. Just what do you do? It looks weirder.
• 1:15:14
  It's worse.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Just age. I know.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: We like age.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: With women, it gets really strange because there's a thing
• 1:15:21
  that bodybuilders get and anorexics get, body dysmorphia, where you
• 1:15:26
  can't see yourself the way other people see you. Right.
• 1:15:28
  So you don't realize that it's weird that your cheeks
• 1:15:30
  are that big.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Well, you know when you're drawing something and you're painting
• 1:15:36
  and you're like, all right, it's done. I'll add a
• 1:15:38
  little more. I'll add a little more. Then before you
• 1:15:40
  know it, you ruined it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Well, you get obsessed with the little minutiae, and you're
• 1:15:44
  just focusing on weird parts of your face.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe you got a weird little smile line right here,
• 1:15:49
  and you don't like it. You're like, fill it in.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: It swells up. You're like, good.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they get used to it. We see them
• 1:15:56
  after eight months, and you're like, good God.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: But they're just gradual.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: So they don't realize how crazy.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Didn't Ryan Gosling, aren't people accusing him of getting a
• 1:16:05
  bunch of stuff in his face now, too? There was
• 1:16:08
  some photos of him on a red carpet. It looked
• 1:16:10
  real weird.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I get the hair implants.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Do that all day. But as a dude, you can age.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: We're all right.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: We're like Jason Statham and all these guys. They look fine.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let it go.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Let it go.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Don't do the filler thing. It's just you're changing the
• 1:16:24
  shape of your face. It's also there's a ratio, the
• 1:16:29
  golden ratio of your face. When you do something weird
• 1:16:32
  to your face, it throws people off. Right. The width
• 1:16:35
  of your face and the closeness of your eyes, the
• 1:16:38
  size of your nose– All of it fits within a
• 1:16:41
  certain ratio.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: And when that ratio's off, like when you have a
• 1:16:45
  really thin face but a small nose, everybody's like, hey.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Where's that Ari nose? I need to see that big
• 1:16:51
  old beak that makes sense with this shape.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at Jennifer Grey. She cut her nose off.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Lost her career.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Lost her career. And she was a cute, you know, little.
• 1:16:59
  She was cute. Juberon.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she had a big nose. Like, so what? She
• 1:17:02
  was beautiful.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Beautiful.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: You don't have to, like, be perfect.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Perfect ain't the way to go.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Look at Bill Murray. That guy looks like an old fart.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, he looks crazy, but it's Bill Murray.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: He's a cool guy.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I love Bill. He's my childhood hero.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed talking to him.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: You had Bill on. He was a good one.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: That must have been pretty nerve-wracking for you, huh? No.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: No, it was cool. He was real easy. It wasn't nerve-wracking.
• 1:17:26
  It was a little, like, nuts when you first meet him.
• 1:17:28
  But he had no idea who I was. Whoa. He
• 1:17:31
  doesn't watch podcasts. Really? Yeah, he had heard of me.
• 1:17:34
  He's like, you're Joe? I'm like, yeah. Like, it wasn't
• 1:17:36
  bullshitting like some Hollywood people do. I'm sorry, your name is.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: He wasn't doing that. He's not online. Doesn't have a phone.
• 1:17:43
  He said he had to get a phone to talk
• 1:17:44
  to his kids. Whoa.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: You know who else doesn't have a phone? Woody. Woody Harrelson.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: You got to get a hold of him. You got
• 1:17:51
  to get through his wife.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Sex with a wife, though.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: He's happy. He's like, leave me out of everything.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: You can't get a hold of him through email. Leave
• 1:18:01
  me out of it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: He seems interesting. I remember that SNL he did.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: He's great.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Where he just outed COVID shit.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: That was interesting.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's great.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I saw him kill Tony once.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: He hangs out at the club all the time.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: He's in the green room all the time. But he
• 1:18:14
  like hangs out normal, like talks to everybody, doesn't big
• 1:18:18
  time anybody. Like he's talking to door guys. He's talking
• 1:18:21
  to fucking everybody. Normal.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's cool.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Cool dude. I mean, white man can't jump is one
• 1:18:26
  of my favorites.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: He's awesome. He's just, he's real. Like that guy's a real,
• 1:18:30
  I've hung out with him multiple times now. I really
• 1:18:33
  enjoy talking to him. There's a few of those guys.
• 1:18:35
  They make it through and they're still cool. But one
• 1:18:38
  thing that a lot of them have in common is
• 1:18:40
  they stay out of social media. They stay offline. They
• 1:18:44
  just live. They just live.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Also, he's in the cloud. Meaning.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: He's a pothead.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: All day. Oh, yeah. It's like those rappers that call
• 1:18:55
  it living in the cloud.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: They're never not high.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Like a Lil Wayne or something?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: They're high all day. Constantly high.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they do that shit.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they do that shit either.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Like those people just wake and bake and then go
• 1:19:09
  out and do stuff and then they just keep smoking.
• 1:19:11
  I mean, there's comics in the green room in New
• 1:19:13
  York who will just smoke weed for like three hours
• 1:19:15
  and then go on and do another set and they
• 1:19:17
  hang out. I'm like, if I smoke weed for three hours,
• 1:19:20
  I'd be crying in a fetal position. It's insane.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't be getting anything done. No. You'd be
• 1:19:26
  so locked in your own head thinking about the world.
• 1:19:29
  But I think people's mental chemistry is different. For some people,
• 1:19:33
  I think weed is like a legitimate medicine. It keeps
• 1:19:36
  them together.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: And they're not hurting anybody. No. Why is it okay
• 1:19:40
  to be on SSRIs and OxyContin, but it's not okay
• 1:19:44
  to just live in the cloud?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: That's a good point. They're medicating in a little bit.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I was doing with alcohol as
• 1:19:50
  a teenager. I was so anxious and nervous and I
• 1:19:52
  wanted to fit in. I would just drink for like
• 1:19:54
  social lube.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Most teenagers are doing that for that same reason. They
• 1:19:57
  want to be able to go to a party. And relax.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: And not feel like everybody hates them or isolated or
• 1:20:04
  weird or who's judging me. Just wee. Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Like my nephew, he's 16, never drank, and he's a virgin.
• 1:20:10
  He's got no friends. He plays video games all day,
• 1:20:12
  and he gives me shit for drinking. He's like, it's
• 1:20:14
  so unhealthy. But I'm like, this is unhealthy.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: You got no friends. You never fingered a girl. You
• 1:20:20
  don't go to parties.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Nothing.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: It's weird that there's a lot of kids doing that now.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Alcohol sales are 85% down with Gen Z.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: 85%.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Is that real? And I just started a liquor. Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  So I'm fucked. But yeah, it's weird. I'm like, how
• 1:20:37
  do you cut loose? I think they're all scared of
• 1:20:38
  being cringed. They're all scared of being filmed. We were
• 1:20:41
  so lucky. We could just get after it, fuck up,
• 1:20:44
  drive drunk. You really think that's it? I think that's
• 1:20:46
  part of it. Somebody told me that kids don't dance
• 1:20:49
  at dances anymore because they're too scared of being go viral.
• 1:20:53
  You know, look at this white guy dancing like an idiot. Cringe.
• 1:20:56
  Hashtag cringe. I think that's part of it.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: People are just so happy to catch people doing something
• 1:21:02
  and ruining their whole life.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: That gotcha culture. It's horrible.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: It's horrible. And the type of people that want to
• 1:21:07
  do that, they should be shamed. Yes. That is a
• 1:21:10
  horrible behavior.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: A thousand percent agree. That's where we're at. I mean,
• 1:21:15
  people scan videos just to be like, gotcha. Well, you
• 1:21:18
  said this. You said that. They go through your old tweets,
• 1:21:20
  whatever it is. But we need to flip it and
• 1:21:23
  make those guys get in trouble.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. It's like when someone has a false
• 1:21:27
  rape accusation. How come they don't go to jail? You
• 1:21:30
  almost made a person go to jail. Right. And it
• 1:21:32
  turns out that they didn't do anything, and then you
• 1:21:34
  just skate?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: They were going to go to jail.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: Forever.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Forever for nothing.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: For nothing.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: For something you made up. Yeah. And then you just
• 1:21:43
  skate because you're a woman?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Or you're a guy.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Like those guys that had fake rape accusations against other men. Right.
• 1:21:50
  It's nuts.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I know. It's a bummer. But I guess it's human nature.
• 1:21:54
  It's powerful.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know, but we should punish the
• 1:21:57
  people that make fake claims.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: They should have to do half the time of the sentence.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Like think about the Amber Heard Johnny Depp thing. Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Like he gets exonerated at the end of it. Everybody
• 1:22:07
  kind of sees her talk and they go, oh, she
• 1:22:09
  made up a bunch of shit. He's okay. Right. But meanwhile,
• 1:22:13
  what happened to her? Nothing.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Well, she was humiliated, but yeah, she lost the money,
• 1:22:17
  I guess.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: But when you falsely accuse someone of crimes.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: Beating her.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Like beating you.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: She got a makeup lady to put shit on her.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: He could have gone to jail for 10, 15, 25 years.
• 1:22:28
  That's cruel.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: That's unusual. That's psychopath.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: And tried to ruin his life. Like that's what, you know,
• 1:22:34
  Jordan Peterson talks about that, that women are, they're experts
• 1:22:37
  in reputation destruction. That's what they like to do. And
• 1:22:40
  that's what she was trying to do with him.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Well, they can't fight.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: So that's kind of their way, I guess.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: You know when they kill people, you know how they
• 1:22:45
  do it for the most part?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Antifreeze in the oatmeal?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Poison.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they get it slow over time.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: I was reading about this lady who wrote a book
• 1:22:54
  about helping her children get over grief. And she sold
• 1:22:59
  this book because her husband died. And then they just
• 1:23:02
  arrested her for poisoning her husband. Oh, my God.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, she killed him. It was in 2022.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: At least they got her. How'd they find out?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: She was like crocodile tears. It was so hard for
• 1:23:15
  me to lose my beloved Steve or whatever the fuck
• 1:23:17
  his name was.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: What, did you see the Rebel Wilson thing?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, JMO. She accused a guy of sex trafficking.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: And she accused Sacha Baron Cohen of telling her to grab,
• 1:23:31
  to finger his asshole.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: When meanwhile, what he really said, it's on camera. Like,
• 1:23:36
  she was supposed to grab his ass in a scene,
• 1:23:39
  and he said, you know, you stuck your finger right
• 1:23:41
  up my arse. Like, take it easy.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: And she said he told me to finger his asshole. Whoa.
• 1:23:46
  Something along those lines.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Why would he say that?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Well, he is Sacha Baron Cohen.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: He is Borat.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: So what did she accuse someone of?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: She accused a guy of being a sex trafficker, I believe,
• 1:24:00
  with children, and they caught her on a hot mic
• 1:24:02
  or somebody on a hot mic saying their plan. They, like,
• 1:24:05
  spelled it out. And so she's in hot water.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Well, she should be going to jail. Sure. You can
• 1:24:12
  ruin someone's entire life. Rebel Wilson versus The Deb. What's
• 1:24:16
  The Deb?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: That was a movie.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: Four lawsuits explode as leaked audio alleges smear campaign against producer. Well,
• 1:24:25
  she's another lady that used to be really big, and
• 1:24:27
  then she got kind of hot. She slimmed down a
• 1:24:32
  little bit. So what did they actually catch her? Um, okay.
• 1:24:37
  What it says, the producers. So it says she alleged
• 1:24:41
  this page six reported the dispute intensified after leak audio
• 1:24:45
  raised questions about an alleged smear effort linked to a
• 1:24:49
  crisis PR team working on her behalf. Wilson used social
• 1:24:53
  media to accuse billionaire Sir Len Blavatnik of funding both
• 1:25:00
  the film and the legal actions against her. It dates
• 1:25:03
  back to 2024. Wilson accused the film's producer, including songwriter
• 1:25:07
  Amanda Ghost, of inappropriate behavior towards the lead, played by
• 1:25:11
  Charlotte McGinnis. She also accused them of embezzling funds from
• 1:25:15
  the film's budget, engaging in retaliatory behavior after she raised
• 1:25:21
  concerns and trying to block the film's premiere at the
• 1:25:23
  Toronto Film Festival. Yikes. Producers later filed a defamation suit
• 1:25:27
  against Wilson in Los Angeles. Wilson then filed a countersuit
• 1:25:30
  that expanded on her sexual harassment. and embezzlement allegations, McInnes
• 1:25:41
  publicly denied Wilson's claim that Ghost had sexually harassed her
• 1:25:45
  and then filed her own defamation suit against Wilson in Australia. Wow.
• 1:25:50
  So the lady she was saying was being sexually harassed
• 1:25:53
  filed a defamation suit against her.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Another twist. This is when it gets good. Hollywood Reporter
• 1:26:00
  published leaked audio that allegedly captures members of Wilson's team
• 1:26:04
  discussing fake websites that would paint Ghost as a sex
• 1:26:08
  trafficking madam.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: Wow. In the recording, one person can be heard saying,
• 1:26:14
  We can't just do that like, oh, she's a bitch.
• 1:26:17
  She sucks. It's like it's got to be really, really
• 1:26:20
  heavy and connected to something that heavy. Wow. Go to jail.
• 1:26:28
  Go to jail.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: If canceling works, you can use it. You can weaponize it.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Wilson addressed the controversy in a series of Instagram stories.
• 1:26:36
  She says, I was going to wait to take the stand,
• 1:26:38
  but the absolute bombardment on me as a person via
• 1:26:41
  heavily paid crisis PR firms Recently has taken its toll,
• 1:26:45
  and it's impossible to say nothing, she wrote. She also said,
• 1:26:48
  everyone who knows me knows I a true rebel. Oh,
• 1:26:53
  she's a rebel because her name's Rebel. I say it
• 1:26:56
  how it is. Oh, wow. Another post added, I am
• 1:27:00
  pretty strong in all caps, and when push comes to shove,
• 1:27:04
  I'm going to get on the stand and tell it
• 1:27:06
  like it is. Holy fuck, these people are fucking crazy.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Scary stuff.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: There's so many of these people that are not just narcissists,
• 1:27:13
  but sociopaths at the same time.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: Narcissists and sociopaths, and then recently hot.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: So it's like new powers.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Exactly, new powers.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: New hot powers.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: You know who I'm loving, though, is this Doja Cat.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: What about her?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: So she's some pop star who I don't even know.
• 1:27:30
  I'm an old boomer queef. But she went after Timothee
• 1:27:33
  Chalamet when he made fun of ballet. Did you see
• 1:27:35
  that whole thing?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then she said she was just virtue signaling.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, which I commend her. I'm like, she apologized. She goes,
• 1:27:42
  I was just trying to get clicks. I'm sorry. That's hilarious.
• 1:27:45
  That's great that she backtracked and she came clean.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I love that. It is funny that she just admitted it.
• 1:27:51
  She's probably high.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: She's probably high.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Like, what am I doing? Either way. What the fuck's
• 1:27:54
  wrong with me?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm on board. We need more of that. We need
• 1:27:57
  more people going, ah, fuck. I was high.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: You know, Louis C.K. said this about social media stuff.
• 1:28:03
  He goes, it's just talk. But the problem is it's
• 1:28:05
  written down. People say things all the time that aren't right.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't have said it.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: But when it's written down, it's like, oh, it's documented.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: And then everyone can read it forever. He goes, but
• 1:28:15
  it's just talk. It's just talk that you could read.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: It is true.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: And it's in stone forever.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Forever.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: On the internet.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: And people are never going to forget it. You can
• 1:28:24
  say something retarded at a party when you're drunk and
• 1:28:26
  then call your buddy the next morning. I don't know
• 1:28:28
  what the fuck I was saying.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: But if it's written on Twitter, they'll never let you
• 1:28:34
  forget it.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Again, why kids can't fuck around. They can't cut loose
• 1:28:37
  because they'll get written about.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: They must be so paranoid. Of course.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. They can't enjoy youth. Youth
• 1:28:42
  is when you do stupid shit.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: And when kids do get shamed, it will– like if
• 1:28:47
  something happens to you in high school.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's traumatizing.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: It's traumatizing. And you can go back to high school.
• 1:28:52
  I remember going back to high school like years later,
• 1:28:55
  like driving by, and I would get nervous.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the pits.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: The same feeling that you got when you were going
• 1:29:01
  to school there.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: And I didn't have a horrible high school.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: No, me neither.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: But still. Still, yeah. Now imagine if I did. Imagine
• 1:29:08
  if something terrible went down in high school. And I
• 1:29:12
  was there like, oh, my God.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you see these poor girls who get bullied for
• 1:29:15
  being fat and they become anorexic or whatever. It goes
• 1:29:19
  all kinds of different ways. Guys who got beat up.
• 1:29:22
  I got bullied pretty bad in school.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: And that can fuck with your confidence forever. Of course.
• 1:29:28
  There's some guys that get bullied in high school and
• 1:29:29
  they just never recover. Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Now you can do that on social media in two
• 1:29:33
  seconds and some kid will kill himself.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Happens all the time.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: And then there's like pylons that people do.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: When comics do pylons, I'm like, good Lord. I have
• 1:29:43
  like a mental list of people that do pylons that
• 1:29:46
  I'm like, I'll never fuck with you again. I don't
• 1:29:48
  want to ever talk to you.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: If I ever see you, I'm like, you're waiting to
• 1:29:53
  turn on people.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: It's strange.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: As Bill Burr would say, we're all eating a shit
• 1:29:58
  sandwich out here. Like, why do you have to make
• 1:30:00
  this harder?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: We're trying to be comedians. It's like a crazy job
• 1:30:05
  to go for.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: Well, one thing that they all have in common is
• 1:30:08
  they're all not doing well. Like it's all comics that
• 1:30:11
  are failing.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they're seeing all these other people that
• 1:30:15
  are taking off and doing really well. Like when Shane,
• 1:30:17
  when they piled on Shane.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: It was because Shane's talented and they were really kind
• 1:30:22
  of scared of him.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: Because when someone like that guy could take off and
• 1:30:25
  now he has taken off. And now they're fucked. They
• 1:30:28
  can't say nothing. And then we all remember.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, you're the cunt that piled on.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: All that shit was going on with SNL.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. You got mad at a comic for saying
• 1:30:37
  something inappropriate? That's what we do.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Not only that, it was completely out of context.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: He was pretending to be a person who'd never been
• 1:30:45
  in Chinatown before who was a racist. Exactly. That was
• 1:30:49
  his quote.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: But they could get him because he had a big gig. Exactly.
• 1:30:52
  He got a break.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: So now we can take that away. And that's kind
• 1:30:55
  of the root of it.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: It's losers. You know, it's not like Chris Rock's not
• 1:30:58
  trying to take people's gigs away. You know what I mean?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: It's only losers. It's only people that don't have anything
• 1:31:02
  going on.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Well, Shane's got a, he's got a, he's like fucking
• 1:31:05
  Buscemi and Billy Madison. He's putting that lipstick on and
• 1:31:08
  he's got a list.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: He knows everybody.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good. Fuck those people. You don't have to do
• 1:31:15
  anything to them, but just know them. Know them for
• 1:31:17
  what they really are and never fuck with them again.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, avoid them. Just keep writing jokes. Keep killing and
• 1:31:22
  live your life. Yeah, just keep killing.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: You don't need those fuckers. And there's always going to
• 1:31:26
  be people like that in every business, in every industry.
• 1:31:30
  There's always people that aren't doing so well, that haven't
• 1:31:32
  got their life figured out. They want to attack the
• 1:31:34
  people that do.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Bro, why don't we have beers? What's up with the beer?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I brought a few in if you want to.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: Lone Star.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: I don't like that Bud Light shit. No offense, Mulvaney.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: I don't mind it, but I prefer a Lone Star.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 8: Cheers.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, we're mixing liquors here.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: My dogs finally went to sleep.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Ah, hallelujah.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. I was going to say something.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Doja Cat.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Cunts.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: Cunts.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: A lot of cunts in the world.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: But there's a lot of great people. I think cunts
• 1:32:02
  are important because they make you appreciate nice people.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: You know? If I didn't know any cunts, maybe I
• 1:32:08
  wouldn't like you.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Right. But I see the cunts and I want to
• 1:32:12
  hug them. I want to go, come on. What are
• 1:32:13
  we doing?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: I do, too. But it doesn't always happen. You know,
• 1:32:18
  I made up with Maren. I heard. Yeah.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Good on you. Well, the funny thing is you never
• 1:32:22
  really started anything. It was all him.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: But it's that thing. It's like he wasn't doing so good.
• 1:32:26
  And he's also separate from us.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: He's doing great. He's in movies.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: I know, but it's like he's not doing as well.
• 1:32:32
  I guess. It's all comparative.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: Ah, it's so sad.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Comparison is the thief of joy.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: I agree, but he's in The Joker. He's talking to Obama.
• 1:32:40
  He's like, he's killing it.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: He should be killing it.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: But it's like people compare themselves to other people. It's
• 1:32:46
  very toxic. It's very bad. It is.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Compare yourself to who you were yesterday.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: Do a better job.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Figure out what you fucked up yesterday. Do better. Compare
• 1:32:58
  yourself to your friends and get inspiration from it.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Now, were you ever jealous of a guy?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: And you go, I wouldn't mind taking that guy down
• 1:33:05
  or that gal down.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 8: No, no.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I never felt like that. I don't have that instinct either.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: I never wanted to take someone down, but I definitely
• 1:33:10
  felt jealousy. But then I realized that's a bitch feeling.
• 1:33:14
  You know, and like, don't, like, you should be inspired.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: And nothing comes from it. Nothing.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Nothing. But it's also I came from a martial arts
• 1:33:20
  background where you have to have people better than you
• 1:33:24
  or as good as you around or you won't get better.
• 1:33:26
  Like if you're like in competition. So if you're competing
• 1:33:30
  against like elite people all over the country like I
• 1:33:32
  was doing when I was in high school and afterwards.
• 1:33:35
  If you don't have people in the gym that are
• 1:33:37
  better than you, you're going to get fucked up. Like
• 1:33:40
  you need to be around the best people in the world.
• 1:33:42
  Like I had national champions in my gym.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: Because of that. I had to rise to a very
• 1:33:48
  high level. So they were very valuable to me. Sure.
• 1:33:51
  So instead of like being jealous, like, well, is he
• 1:33:53
  the champ and I'm not? Instead of that, you're like,
• 1:33:56
  I see what this guy's doing. I see what he's
• 1:33:57
  going through. I want to mirror his behavior. I want
• 1:34:00
  to be inspired by him.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Step it up.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: And you can do that with comedy too.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I will say martial arts is more objective.
• 1:34:07
  That guy pinned you. That guy knocked you out. This
• 1:34:10
  comedy thing is subjective and people go, I'm funnier than
• 1:34:13
  that guy. And I'm like, I've never seen you kill.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Right. That's true. That's true.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: That makes it harder. That's why we love sports.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: There's an ending. You got more points.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: The basket goes in the net. Exactly. Or the ball
• 1:34:24
  goes in the basket. That's it.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But that's the problem. We're so tribal now that, like,
• 1:34:28
  people vote the right way or they tweet the right thing,
• 1:34:31
  but they're still mean as shit. Like, as Ari would say,
• 1:34:35
  good politics, bad people.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: I'd rather you tweet some horrible slur but be a
• 1:34:42
  nice guy. Our priorities are out of whack in society.
• 1:34:46
  I think we're rewarding the wrong things.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Well– We're really confused because social media is not real.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: And it's not real human interaction. It's not normal. You're
• 1:34:55
  not supposed to be able to just write something and
• 1:34:57
  the people that respond just write something back. It's supposed
• 1:35:00
  to be dialogue. Yeah. People are supposed to communicate the
• 1:35:02
  way we're doing. That's how normal people talk. That way
• 1:35:06
  when someone says something nutty, instead of letting them go
• 1:35:08
  on for paragraph after paragraph. You go, no, that's not true.
• 1:35:12
  I never said that. Yes. I never said that. No,
• 1:35:15
  you're– first of all, you're taking something that was sarcastic.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: And you're making it like a quote as if this
• 1:35:22
  is like what my real feelings were.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they kind of want it to be real,
• 1:35:25
  which is strange. You know, they go, we hate racism.
• 1:35:27
  I heard this thing where they're like, Bill Burr's a racist,
• 1:35:29
  and somebody tweeted his wife's black. And they were like, well,
• 1:35:31
  sometimes you'll marry black women to dominate them. And you're like,
• 1:35:34
  give it up, man.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: You don't know that relationship. Yeah.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Well, his wife tweeted after, shut the fuck up, bitch.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good for her.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: And you're like, there you go.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good for her.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: Just go, oh, shit.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: But also, don't interact with those people.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: These are not good faith conversations.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: So do you feel good? I mean, it must be
• 1:35:51
  a load off with the Marin makeup.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice. I never hated that guy. And
• 1:35:57
  it was a nice conversation. Yeah. And we're going to
• 1:35:59
  get together when he's in town.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. This is amazing.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: We're going to break bread and have dinner. I even
• 1:36:04
  invited him to the club. I'm like, come to the club.
• 1:36:06
  It's not what you think it is. It's all walks
• 1:36:08
  of life. There's a ton of lesbians and gay people.
• 1:36:11
  It's like the most diverse fucking place on earth, but
• 1:36:14
  they're all talented. It's only diverse by accident. Yeah. It's
• 1:36:18
  diverse just because the talented people all happen to be diverse. Yeah.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: It's like UFC.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: It's like a Russian guy, a fucking Muslim guy, Chinese guy,
• 1:36:27
  white guy, Korean guy.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: But that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to
• 1:36:31
  be diversity is supposed to occur naturally if you just
• 1:36:33
  let the best people excel. Right. Especially in something like
• 1:36:37
  comedy because there's no barrier to entry. It's an open
• 1:36:40
  mic night. All you have to do is write on
• 1:36:42
  a pad, come up with some ideas.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: You don't have to have a lot of money to
• 1:36:45
  do it. Everybody there that starts out is broke.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Well, did you see those Oscars regulations?
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: That was a bummer because I'm a big movie guy
• 1:36:54
  and that really bummed me out.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck the Oscars. Who cares?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I grew up watching it. I love movies.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: I know, but who cares?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: But like The Godfather, all these movies would never have
• 1:37:03
  been made or won.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: Never. There's a ton of movies that you could never make.
• 1:37:07
  You never make Braveheart.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Right. Or Apocalypto. Or what about boys? All brown people. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: Boys in the hood. There's no Asian guy in there.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: And it's a great movie.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: It's insane that you would have diversity quotas when you're
• 1:37:20
  talking about art because you're going to have a– what
• 1:37:22
  if you're doing a film about Scotland in the 1400s?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: You can't bring Asian people into the mix. No. They
• 1:37:29
  weren't there.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: But now you've got to write one in like, oh,
• 1:37:32
  this Asian guy is the best doctor in Scotland. And
• 1:37:34
  you're like, wait, what?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: It's the 1400s.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: If you're going to write a– You know, a thing
• 1:37:39
  about feudal Japan. It's going to be all Japanese people.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Squid Game.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Squid Games. That's okay. Yeah.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: I love that show.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: Just like Sinners is okay.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like Sinners.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: Have a movie with all black people. Like, it doesn't matter.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: It's just like, just make movies. And if people like it,
• 1:37:56
  they like it. But this idea of having a diversity
• 1:37:59
  quota where you have to think about that. Because I've
• 1:38:02
  talked to friends that have pitched shows. And when they
• 1:38:05
  pitch the show, like Bert was telling me this. He
• 1:38:07
  was pitching a show and they were like, where's the diversity?
• 1:38:11
  And he's just like sitting there like, I don't know
• 1:38:13
  what to tell you. It's a movie about Russians in Russia.
• 1:38:16
  What are you fucking saying to me? Where's the diversity?
• 1:38:19
  What does that even fucking mean?
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be diverse. It just has to
• 1:38:24
  be good. And then if you have enough good things,
• 1:38:26
  you're gonna have diversity across all these different films yes
• 1:38:29
  because there's gonna be films about black ballerinas right films
• 1:38:33
  about you know people you know running in the Olympics
• 1:38:37
  in 1936 and in Germany yes You're going to have
• 1:38:41
  films that cover all the bases.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: I know. And let it just happen.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Let it happen.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Let the movie be good.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Just let people create what they want to create. And
• 1:38:50
  then I think judging art is crazy anyway.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: I think awards for art are crazy. It's all political too.
• 1:38:56
  It's just nonsense. Oh, Scorsese wins for The Departed. That's
• 1:39:00
  not his best movie.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: When they were doing the Golden Globes for podcasts, I'm like,
• 1:39:04
  good luck. Get out of here with that.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't even submit.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: I heard.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, get out of here. I'm not going to
• 1:39:10
  be a part of your bullshit. You just decide who's
• 1:39:12
  the best and who's deciding.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck off.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: Awards for art are just nuts.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work. And then we all go, how'd they win?
• 1:39:21
  Is that because of this?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Or is he actually really good? And now you're questioning
• 1:39:24
  it and you can't even get into it.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: Well, do you remember Siskel and Ebert? Yes. Well, they
• 1:39:28
  were the guys.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: I love Siskel and Ebert.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: I loved them, too, until I saw the outtakes and
• 1:39:32
  I realized they were both cunts. I know, but that
• 1:39:34
  was fun. And they were going after each other.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: They hated each other. They hated each other. Those YouTube
• 1:39:38
  outtakes are amazing.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: Amazing.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: They fucking hated each other. Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: But that was a fun show. Two thumbs up, though.
• 1:39:45
  It was lighter.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like, this movie was racist.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: It was just like, good or bad.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: They just judged it based on what they felt watching
• 1:39:55
  the movie. And they had educated takes. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39:58
  But that's where... That's where– not awards for art, but
• 1:40:04
  recommendations for art by people that you appreciate.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Yes. I just picture the Academy going, damn, that's a
• 1:40:11
  good movie, but it's not a trans guy in a wheelchair.
• 1:40:16
  And this one does that. They used to do it
• 1:40:18
  with retards. That was a big thing with Oscars. It
• 1:40:20
  was like, oh, this guy's playing a tard. We got
• 1:40:23
  to give it to him.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: And now it's more skin color based.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: And then it got to Tropic Thunder where they never
• 1:40:29
  go full retard.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: They kill that genre.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: You never see people playing handicapped people in a film anymore.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: But that movie's great because it shows Robert Downey's in
• 1:40:39
  full black everything.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: And everybody's like, he nailed it.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: I asked him about that. Oh, wow. I said, do
• 1:40:44
  you think you could do that movie today? He goes, no. Well,
• 1:40:46
  you could do it. It'd be a fucking problem.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: He was the last guy to do blackface and not
• 1:40:56
  get canceled.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he fucking killed it.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: Killed it. It was amazing. That movie was fucking amazing.
• 1:41:04
  It's the last completely politically incorrect movie, and it is hilarious.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: I know. It's so good.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: You know who kills it in that movie? Tom Cruise.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: Killed it as the sleazy agent. That dancing.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: That guy's so good.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: He's good.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: He's so good. I was just talking the other day
• 1:41:19
  about that movie Collateral.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: With Jamie Foxx. Michael Mann. Great movie.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: That movie, I just watched it a couple of months ago.
• 1:41:26
  I was like, This movie's so fucking good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:29
  He's so convincing.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: So scary.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: As a complete psychopathic killer.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's not much going on, but those two together,
• 1:41:37
  the chemistry was amazing.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: Well, when things happen, they're so crazy. Yes, yes. Like
• 1:41:40
  that scene in the alleyway where he shoots those two
• 1:41:42
  guys and they're trying to rob him. Great. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: And hats off to Jamie Foxx.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: I mean. He's so good in that movie.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: He plays like a kind of a nerdy scared guy.
• 1:41:51
  And then he can play Ray.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: That guy can do anything. Yeah.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: He can do anything.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: I love that guy. He's great.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: He's a talent.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: He's a super talented guy and a really nice guy.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: I've met him off like I met him at a
• 1:42:03
  gas station once.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: He was taking his daughter home from a martial arts class.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: And we were just pumping gas next to each other
• 1:42:11
  and some guy pulls up in one of those Have
• 1:42:13
  you ever seen those Rezvani trucks? Do you know what
• 1:42:15
  that is? No. It's a crazy, like, futuristic-looking, bulletproof car.
• 1:42:20
  It's like a Rezvani tank.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: Pull it up.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's cool-looking.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: Is it electric?
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: No. No, this is a long time ago, before electric cars.
• 1:42:28
  This is probably... 2000. Well, there was some Teslas, the
• 1:42:32
  real small ones that were based on the Lotus platform
• 1:42:34
  back then. But this is like 2014 or 15 or
• 1:42:36
  something like that. That thing. Whoa. He pulled up in that.
• 1:42:40
  That's Jamie Foxx's car.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: That's like a Batmobile kind of thing.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So he pulled up next to me and I
• 1:42:46
  was like, who's driving that fucking thing?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: And Jamie Foxx goes, what's up, Joe?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: What's up, Jamie?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: What do you do? But he's cool. He's like a
• 1:42:55
  normal dude.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he did it all. He did stand-up. He
• 1:42:57
  did a living color. He had his own sitcom and
• 1:43:00
  then the movies.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: Ultra talented. Can sing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: He can act.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: And he can act in comedy. He can act in drama.
• 1:43:07
  He can play a nerd. He can play a killer.
• 1:43:09
  He can play anything.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: I just re-watched Ray. It's incredible.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He kills that role.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: How good is he singing it?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: That's him singing. Yeah, I didn't realize Ray was such
• 1:43:20
  a junkie.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah, that's right.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Big heroin guy. That's why he was all moving like that.
• 1:43:25
  He was all wonked out.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: On the H.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: You know how.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: People say Stevie Wonder can sing? Or Stevie Wonder, rather,
• 1:43:31
  can sing?
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: Can see.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: Can see.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: I've heard that. He catches the microphone. I'm trying to
• 1:43:34
  talk too fast. The microphone falls and he catches it.
• 1:43:37
  So that's a big conspiracy theory. But looking back, that's
• 1:43:41
  such a gentle, light conspiracy compared to what the fuck
• 1:43:44
  we got going on today.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: I know, right?
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Elvis is real. We used to have a fun,
• 1:43:49
  kind of playful conspiracy.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Tupac's still alive.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And then now it's all out of whack.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: Now it's McCrone's got a dick. Exactly. I've heard Erica
• 1:44:00
  Kirk's got a dick. I've heard that one.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: Whoa, she seems thrilled right now.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: She's an odd duck.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: She's a kook for sure.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: You ever seen the compilation of her making crazy eyes?
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: There's a video of her making demon eyes, and every
• 1:44:11
  time she makes the eyes, the music.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. She's possessed.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: Well, she just gets intense.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: She's like the guy. What's the gang gang guy? What's
• 1:44:21
  that guy? Oh, my God. Look at that. She looks
• 1:44:23
  like a televangelist.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: Give me some volume. She's talking to Barry Weiss.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Watch this. Pay attention to her eyes.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: Charlie said or believed things that they believed were controversial
• 1:44:35
  or even hateful that he somehow had it coming. What
• 1:44:40
  do you say to people who justified you're sick?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 7: He's a human being.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: Exactly when Barry is saying they basically said that because
• 1:44:52
  Charlie said or believed. All right.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: We don't need the Vincent D'Onofrio.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: That's not the one that I want to hear.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. But yeah, she seems, she's having a good time. Well,
• 1:45:00
  she was on a reality show.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: So she's a star fucker.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: A little bit. Maybe. She was also in some weird
• 1:45:06
  CIA documents or CIA films.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: You ever seen those films?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: See if you can find those films. There's some weird
• 1:45:14
  like internal films that they made that she was a
• 1:45:16
  part of.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: She looks like if a pageant lady, a pageant girl
• 1:45:22
  was growing up.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: 100%. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, well, I mean, she
• 1:45:26
  essentially was a pageant lady.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Right? Wasn't she in, like, Miss USA or one of
• 1:45:31
  those things?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. Maybe.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: Wasn't she, Jamie?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: She's got that kind of face. Oh, I don't know.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a thing that people want, right? That attention,
• 1:45:39
  fame thing.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: That is what they really want. Okay, so Jamie will
• 1:45:43
  find it.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: She's got fireworks behind her.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: She's wild.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: Erica Kirk CIA video releases serious questions.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 6: That's the one I just played.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: It had a five-second clip and the rest was not.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, but the full video is out there. I watched it.
• 1:45:57
  And it's very weird.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 6: It's the same video.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: So see if you play it. It's about EMP attacks
• 1:46:03
  and power grids.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 6: The whole rest of this was not that clip.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: None of it?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Well, a gig's a gig. I think if you're a
• 1:46:09
  struggling actor, you'd take any... Kind of employee video or whatever.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: I guarantee you that video's out there. I mean, no
• 1:46:14
  one could have pulled it. Well, there's the Jimmy Dore
• 1:46:18
  video there. Here it is. Here it is. Look at this.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 7: Extremely vulnerable that we've presented to congressional officials. One being cyber,
• 1:46:26
  two being hackers, three being physical threats, fourth one is
• 1:46:30
  solar EMP, and the fifth one is man-made EMP. So
• 1:46:34
  the concern that we have is that we put out
• 1:46:36
  this critical information, and when we go over this risk analysis,
• 1:46:40
  they hear what we're saying, but they don't want to
• 1:46:42
  take action. Take action.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: Well, there are 18 critical infrastructures.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: It's weird, but Very weird. She's doing a CIA informational video. Weird.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: Is it an acting gig or is this something else?
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 5: Perhaps.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Or. I know. But even so, you're doing an acting
• 1:46:58
  gig for the CIA. Who calls you for that?
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: You ever get one of those calls?
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: No, I never get one of those calls.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: And my agent never hit me with that one.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: It's odd. Well, there's a lot of people that think
• 1:47:08
  that she was his handler. Oh. She was Charlie Kirk's handler.
• 1:47:11
  But of course, there's a lot of people that think
• 1:47:13
  I have handlers.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you got about nine Navy SEALs out there.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: They're not handlers. They're my friends. They're not handlers. I
• 1:47:18
  know those guys. Okay. Well, they're tough dudes.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: You think they are? They are tough dudes. They know
• 1:47:23
  some stuff.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of kooks out there, bro.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: That's true. I mean, you just had a shooter on
• 1:47:27
  6th Street.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: Finally, a guy in Austin kills.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 2: Blah.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: Only with three people, though.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 4: Blah.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: We don't have to get into the Austin, New York debate.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: That's a stupid date.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: It's all silly. What are we doing?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: That's Louis J. Gomez getting involved.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: In these things.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: Settle down.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just more comedy, the better. Keep putting
• 1:47:46
  it in every city.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: I know, right?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me more good clubs.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: How is New York these days?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: New York's good. I mean, we're humming. We got all
• 1:47:53
  these clubs opening up still.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: More opening?
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: More opening, yeah. It's crazy. And comedy's hot, as you know.
• 1:48:00
  Comedy has been.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: The more fucked up the world is, the more hot
• 1:48:02
  comedy is.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: That's probably true, yeah. But it's legitimized now. Everybody takes
• 1:48:08
  it seriously. Before you were kind of a clown. Now
• 1:48:10
  they're like, oh, let's go see some comedy and listen
• 1:48:12
  to them talk about Iran.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: Well, I think one of the things that helped is
• 1:48:15
  podcasts because people hear comics talk about it and realize
• 1:48:18
  like oh these are thinking people that are going through
• 1:48:22
  this like very bizarre art form that doesn't have a playbook.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: Yes right and we could we have no rules right
• 1:48:28
  now oscars have all these rules we will never have
• 1:48:30
  rules thank and if we do the whole art form
• 1:48:33
  is fucked.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Well they've tried to put rules in in certain clubs
• 1:48:36
  and those clubs always fall apart.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: That's true you know you can't Well, it's so fucking
• 1:48:40
  gay because they're all like, we love Richard Pryor. I'm like,
• 1:48:43
  if he was around today, you'd hate him.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: He hit his wife. He was a drug addict.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: He was a psycho.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Kenison.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: Kenison.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: One of the fucking greatest comics that's ever lived completely
• 1:48:52
  out of his mind. And also the best example of
• 1:48:55
  someone who did not punch up. Yeah. He punched down
• 1:48:59
  all the time. He punched down about starving people in Africa. Yeah.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: I love– why did we decide punching down was not funny?
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: They're stupid.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: I had a guy on once that was a professor
• 1:49:10
  that taught comedy and he wrote a book on comedy
• 1:49:13
  and he tried to tell me– that punching down is
• 1:49:15
  never funny. I go, that is wrong.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: You're wrong. I go, because Sam Kinison, one of the
• 1:49:21
  greatest bits of all time, was him doing a bit
• 1:49:24
  about the starving people in Africa.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, it's a legendary bit. Dave Attell has 18
• 1:49:29
  minutes on midgets. That's literally punching down. Like, they're little.
• 1:49:33
  But it's funny. If it's funny, it's funny.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: If it's funny, it's funny. And sometimes it's funny because
• 1:49:37
  it's wrong.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's funny. It's like, oh, my God, what are
• 1:49:41
  you saying?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: Exactly. I know.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: Or Holtzman.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: Holtzman, hilarious.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Perfect example. People try to take Holtzman literally. I've seen
• 1:49:48
  comics complain about the mothership because they let a guy
• 1:49:51
  come up and say these things.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: What guy? Brian Holtzman?
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: Like, talk to Brian Holtzman offstage. It's Jekyll and Hyde.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: Completely. Nicest guy in the world.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: Sweetheart of a guy.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: Friendly. Loves everybody. Super kind.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: He's like a camp counselor. He's wearing a polo and slacks.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: The nicest fella.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Onstage, he becomes this character that he's created over the years,
• 1:50:12
  and it's amazing.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: But we do the hierarchy thing, and by that logic,
• 1:50:16
  I should be able to make fun of Asians, because
• 1:50:18
  they're doing the best.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: They are doing the best.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: Asians are number one, then honky, and then who knows.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: So by that logic, I should be able to do
• 1:50:24
  a ching-chong, whatever.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: Because by your logic, hey, I'm punching up.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: They're killing it.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: They are, especially academically. Oh, yeah. They're killing it so
• 1:50:34
  hard that they've made rules to try to eliminate Asian.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: People from universities.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, from college. Yes, there's fucking lawsuits about it. They
• 1:50:42
  made it more difficult. They have to get higher scores.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: It's not because they kill it. They kill it.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: Because they work so hard. But what a crazy comment. Hey,
• 1:50:50
  you look like that guy. We got too many of
• 1:50:52
  you guys who look like this.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: You're trying too hard. It's like a union job. Hey,
• 1:50:57
  slow down.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: You're fucking it up for the rest of us.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, let them keep killing it. Let them
• 1:51:03
  be smart and invent shit and run the country. I
• 1:51:05
  don't care.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Make it so that, you know, there's a legitimate
• 1:51:10
  competition where the other people realize, okay, we're not working
• 1:51:12
  as hard. They're working harder. We got to catch up.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: You can't just slow them down and remove them. There's
• 1:51:19
  too many Asians in Harvard. Fuck you.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's why Japan, you can leave a Rolex on
• 1:51:23
  a bench.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: Because they're better in a lot of ways. Let them
• 1:51:27
  be better. We don't all have to be the same.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: You know, that's the same thing about Dubai. A buddy
• 1:51:32
  of mine moved to Dubai and he said, he's black.
• 1:51:36
  And he's saying that in America, he goes, dude, I
• 1:51:38
  go to a nightclub. I worry about being shot. He goes,
• 1:51:40
  there's none of that there. And he goes, and if
• 1:51:43
  you could just leave a diamond, like a diamond ring
• 1:51:45
  on the ground, someone will pick it up and turn
• 1:51:47
  it to the police.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: There's no theft.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: How do they do that? Is that cultural? Is that
• 1:51:52
  raised better? What is that?
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: Laws.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: Hardcore laws. They have kings. They have a king over there.
• 1:52:00
  You can't fuck around. There's no fucking around. If you
• 1:52:02
  fuck around, they will lock you up and that's it.
• 1:52:04
  And there's no ifs, ands, or buts. There's no social
• 1:52:07
  justice warriors. Right. There's no people that are going to
• 1:52:09
  give you no cash bail and let you out because,
• 1:52:12
  you know, oh, my God, the system is racist. No, no, no, no.
• 1:52:15
  You commit a crime. You go to fucking jail. So
• 1:52:17
  nobody goes to jail because nobody commits crimes.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: You fuck around over there like there's a– An American
• 1:52:26
  lady went over there, and she got in arguments with
• 1:52:28
  people at the airport. They're like, you're going to jail.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: They just locked her up.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: She was yelling at people. She was trying to do
• 1:52:33
  the thing they do at Spirit Airlines in America. Like, uh-uh.
• 1:52:37
  Not here.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: Well, the fistfights on airplanes has gone up from– if
• 1:52:40
  you go 1960 to 2025, it's got to be up 8,000 percent.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What happened?
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: What happened? Why would we lose our fucking marbles?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe because flights got cheaper and you get bus people
• 1:52:53
  on a flight. You know what I mean?
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: Bus people are the people who are cutting people's heads
• 1:52:57
  off on a fucking interstate truck. Yeah.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: I assume that's what it is because back in the
• 1:53:04
  day they wore a suit and they had a cocktail
• 1:53:06
  and they smoked. But taking a flight back then was
• 1:53:09
  a big deal.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: You ever travel by bus? Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: I did a few bus gigs back in the day
• 1:53:15
  because my car broke down. I didn't have any money.
• 1:53:17
  And so I had to travel by bus.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: It hurts.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: The people you have to hang out with. It's like
• 1:53:24
  the dregs of society. We're on these greyhounds.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: You know where else you see that? I still do
• 1:53:30
  the free breakfast at the Holiday Inn. Oh, the characters
• 1:53:34
  you see in there. It's like a family. Then it's
• 1:53:36
  a guy with a neck tattoo, an ex-con, a tweaky
• 1:53:39
  meth guy, and then me.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: I was watching a video about how people that don't
• 1:53:42
  stay in that hotel sneak into these hotels.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: I used to do that.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just walk right in. You got pajama pants on.
• 1:53:48
  You pull an all-nighter. You go get the free breakfast.
• 1:53:51
  They're not going to stop you. They assume you're staying there.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they just want to make it nice for everybody.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make a waffle.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but staying in a shitty hotel teaches you a
• 1:54:00
  lot about humans.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: That's what road gigs are really good for. You meet
• 1:54:04
  the people that are working the fucking counter.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: Some sad... Yeah. Frowny-faced dude working the counter.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: The crazy ones are those, like, what do they call
• 1:54:12
  it when you, like, you can kind of live there?
• 1:54:14
  They have a kitchenette.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: You know, the extended stay? Days in. Yeah, there's, like,
• 1:54:19
  dogs everywhere, and there's people making crack on the stove
• 1:54:23
  and shit.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: You know who's in a hotel now? Mickey Rourke.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in a hotel in Hollywood now. He got evicted.
• 1:54:29
  He doesn't have any money anymore. What?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: It's a sad story.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: He was a hot guy and a great actor.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was great.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: Rumble Fish.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, dude. So many films.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: Angel Heart. Yes.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: He was incredible. Well, Wrestler was when he was making
• 1:54:45
  a comeback. Right. So he made a comeback for a
• 1:54:48
  little bit. He was in Iron Man, remember?
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: He was great. But, you know, I don't know, man.
• 1:54:53
  I think.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: He got a lot of work done.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: He did, but he made it after he got a
• 1:54:57
  lot of work done. The comeback, the wrestler and everything
• 1:54:59
  was after the work.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: But the thing was he did a lot of boxing. Oh. Remember?
• 1:55:06
  He didn't like the fact that he was a big actor.
• 1:55:08
  He wanted to be more of a real person and
• 1:55:11
  a man. So he started having fights. So he's having
• 1:55:14
  legitimate boxing, allegedly legitimate. Some of them look sus.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: Some of them look like people laid down. But when
• 1:55:21
  you think about that, if he's sparring, so he was
• 1:55:23
  sparring like James Toney and like real people. He's probably
• 1:55:26
  getting the fucking brains beaten out of him. And he
• 1:55:28
  probably went a little squirrely.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, CT is no joke.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: It's no joke, dude.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez, all these guys.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, a lot of these MMA fighters that
• 1:55:37
  I talk to, like, you know, they're struggling.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who are these ladies who are like, I'll date
• 1:55:42
  this guy?
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: Because they're exciting and dangerous. That's why.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: Dangerous. They'll fucking hang you. I think he hung himself, actually.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: Who hung himself?
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, in jail, right? But he had killed a bunch
• 1:55:54
  of people already.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 2: He was killing people while he was in the NFL. Yeah.
• 1:56:00
  He was a wild motherfucker. But then they said when
• 1:56:02
  they checked his CTE after he was dead, like some
• 1:56:05
  of the worst CTE they've.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 5: Ever seen in their life.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. His brain was gone.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: A friend of mine who has CTE was explaining it
• 1:56:13
  to me. And the way the doctor was explaining to him,
• 1:56:16
  like most people– have several steps to go to before
• 1:56:22
  they lose control of their impulses. Like you have an
• 1:56:25
  initial thought and then your brain comes in and goes,
• 1:56:27
  don't do that. And then there's another one. It ramps
• 1:56:30
  up a little bit. This is getting serious, but let's
• 1:56:32
  not get out of hand. But someone with CTE. First
• 1:56:35
  initial thought, right into DEFCON 5.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: They just immediately go.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: No buffer.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: No buffer. No impulse control. Cocaine, women, whiskey.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: What it is. Especially with booze, you add booze, loss
• 1:56:50
  of inhibition.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: No impulse control. Shoot out with the cops.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: Right to the worst case scenario.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: Remember that Bill Burr bit? He's like, I'm driving down
• 1:57:00
  the street. I see a bunch of people on the sidewalk.
• 1:57:02
  Just quarter inch turn to the right. I'll just mow
• 1:57:04
  them all down.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: You have that thought, but then you don't do it.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody has those thoughts.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You go up on top of a building and
• 1:57:10
  you're like, ah, I could jump.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: You have that for a second. Then you pull back.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: Some people just don't have it.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: Well, brain damage is basically like, think about like if
• 1:57:20
  you have a fucked up phone. Like I dropped my
• 1:57:23
  phone once and I was in Hawaii and it just
• 1:57:26
  started calling people. Really? I was showing my wife, like,
• 1:57:29
  look at this. This is crazy. Like you hang up,
• 1:57:31
  calls another person. Hang up, it was just broken.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: So that's your brain. Right.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: All the wires are all fucked up and you got
• 1:57:39
  holes in there.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. CTE and.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: Chronic traumatic encephalopathy.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: You know, your hormones are all fucked up.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 2: Your cortisol is all fucked up.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: You got to put their head in rice.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: And you're just like, all of a sudden you're just
• 1:57:52
  running through red lights. You don't even know why you're
• 1:57:54
  doing it.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 5: Whew.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: Probably kind of fun in the middle of it.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: Probably not. You're probably like, am I in control of
• 1:58:01
  my own destiny?
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 7: I'm not.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, we're lucky. we're Sam. I mean, you've taken
• 1:58:06
  a lot of blows.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: Mentally and physically.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 2: I have the right amount of brain damage. I'm not
• 1:58:13
  worried about things.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: I don't concern myself about things that I think would
• 1:58:16
  cripple a lot of people.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: I think it makes me a little more fearless. Yeah.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: It's like autism. If you have just the right amount,
• 1:58:25
  you're a genius.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: A touch of the tism.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: A touch.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: Just a touch.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be nonverbal, but you want to
• 1:58:31
  be really good at math.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's almost like blind guys who can fucking do
• 1:58:36
  other shit. Right. They can hear better.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 2: Echo location.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I have just enough brain damage.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: That's very interesting because you wonder how could you- Do
• 1:58:49
  this for so long and do comedy and do UFC
• 1:58:53
  and drink and smoke weed and run a club. You
• 1:58:57
  got a lot of iron and kids and a wife
• 1:58:59
  and a fucking dog and you got J-Mo and cars.
• 1:59:03
  You got a lot of plates spinning.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: But I'm still just me. Because I don't have to
• 1:59:08
  ever be anybody but me.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: But you also do a ton of work on you.
• 1:59:12
  You do the fucking cold plunge, the sauna, the working out,
• 1:59:15
  the kicking, the fighting, the comedy.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: That helps. I always tell everybody that's going through anything
• 1:59:20
  difficult in your life, do something more difficult voluntarily. And
• 1:59:23
  it makes the difficult thing easy. And so like a
• 1:59:26
  career in the public eye is very difficult psychologically.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 2: So do something like my workouts are way harder than
• 1:59:32
  anything I ever experienced.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: Regular life.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: And you do it to yourself.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do it to myself.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: That's the key.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: So that when I'm done, like I can kind of
• 1:59:39
  tolerate a lot. Like if you do jujitsu, like I
• 1:59:42
  did jujitsu for what, 25, 28 years or something like that.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: Like, just doing that all the time is so hard
• 1:59:49
  that the rest of the world seems easy.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: But were you beaten as a kid?
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you got hit a few times.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: Or your mom got hit?
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: Not me. Not me.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: That could have scrambled some stuff.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: It definitely did. Well, it made me more attuned to
• 2:00:04
  the potential of domestic violence, which scares the shit out
• 2:00:06
  of me. But I got hit a lot. Okay. But
• 2:00:11
  in fighting. Right. I mean, I started... started training when
• 2:00:14
  I was 15. Seriously.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So for all my formative years, I was getting
• 2:00:19
  my brains punched. Whoa. You know, I was getting kicked.
• 2:00:23
  I was getting punched.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: You know, have you thought about getting like, that'd be
• 2:00:26
  cool to get a real brain scan exam on you.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know what's in there.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 1: Just keep riding it out.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 1: Cause it's going well.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: It's going well. Yeah. So I leave it alone. But
• 2:00:35
  I think like you have to have tools for managing stress.
• 2:00:39
  And one of the best tools I think is voluntary adversity.
• 2:00:43
  Where you force yourself because it gives you discipline and
• 2:00:46
  you understand like that you can control a lot of
• 2:00:49
  the way you think and a lot of the way
• 2:00:50
  you behave by your actions. Right. And it's also like
• 2:00:53
  I don't want to do it every time. Like today.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: Today I got in the cold plunge and I was
• 2:00:57
  every time I do it I'm trying to figure out
• 2:00:59
  ways that I could talk myself out of doing it.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: And then I have one part of my brain that's
• 2:01:04
  talking like a bitch and the other part of my
• 2:01:06
  brain is like shut the fuck up. You're just going
• 2:01:08
  to do it.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: You're not even going to think about it. You're not
• 2:01:11
  going to hesitate. You're just going to lift the lid
• 2:01:12
  off of that thing. You're going to set the timer.
• 2:01:14
  You're going to slide into that 34-degree water, and you're
• 2:01:17
  just going to fucking sit there. And you're not going
• 2:01:19
  to bitch and complain. You're just going to breathe and
• 2:01:21
  don't overreact. Just deal with it.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: And it keeps you in reality.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 1: This is real. I'm freezing.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: You could die.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: You could die.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 2: You could die.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: Or you're lifting weights. You're like, this sucks.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: This sucks.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: When you're doing sprints on the airdyne machine, it sucks.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: Well, also, the society, the population is more comfortable than ever.
• 2:01:37
  I mean, you got Uber Eats. You got Netflix. You
• 2:01:39
  got all these comforts. So they're going the other way. Yeah.
• 2:01:42
  And then we're kind of decaying.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: There's a guy named Michael Easter. He's been on my
• 2:01:46
  podcast before. He wrote a book called The Comfort Crisis.
• 2:01:48
  Great book.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: He's a professor in UNLV, I think. But he, like,
• 2:01:55
  talks about it from, like, a perspective of, like, how to, like,
• 2:02:00
  really manage and balance out life and that comfort is
• 2:02:03
  your enemy. It really is.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 2: It's 100% your enemy. There's no ifs, ands, or buts
• 2:02:08
  about it. Like, the desire to constantly be comfortable, it
• 2:02:11
  doesn't get you anywhere in life and it doesn't make
• 2:02:13
  you happy.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 2: You think you're going to be happy if you're comfortable.
• 2:02:16
  You're not.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: No.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: You got to be comfortable sometimes, but you have to
• 2:02:19
  earn that comfort.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: I still watch TV. Like I told you, I watched
• 2:02:23
  that guy cook fucking an ostrich.
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: He baked an ostrich. That's crazy.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I watched the whole thing. I'm sitting there
• 2:02:31
  like a moron.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 2: Because the world's on fire. I'm like, let me watch
• 2:02:34
  this guy cook in Azerbaijan and go super.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: But it's better to watch that than Love is Blind
• 2:02:39
  or some horse shit.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: I can't watch those things.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: I can't either.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like watching people behave badly.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: I get, I feel myself being dumber.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 1: I feel slower after watching. Yeah.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: I like watching interesting things about space. I was watching
• 2:02:52
  something about the James Webb telescope and what they're finding
• 2:02:55
  out now.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: Some new guy that has some theory about how the
• 2:02:59
  universe is not expanding and I'm fascinated by really interesting
• 2:03:04
  things and just people doing things that they love to do.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy Carr said the key to life is two words.
• 2:03:11
  Prioritize later. And that's big. You don't want to exercise,
• 2:03:16
  but you do it so you're healthy.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't want to eat healthy or eat right.
• 2:03:20
  You want the pizza. You want the Snickers, but you
• 2:03:23
  think about later.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: And I think that's a big one.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: You want your comedy to do well, you got to write.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: You got to write.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 2: Sit down in front of that fucking computer or the
• 2:03:30
  notebook and just concentrate and then do those sets that
• 2:03:33
  you don't. Some of the best sets that I've ever
• 2:03:35
  had are the ones where I'm sitting at home going,
• 2:03:37
  can I get an excuse to not do this?
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: I would be in my house not wanting to go
• 2:03:41
  to the store. Yes. I don't want to do it.
• 2:03:43
  And then I would kill.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 1: And you're always happy you did it every single time.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: Every time. Every time.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a big introvert, so I would always go, I
• 2:03:50
  can't go to that party or that thing sounds annoying.
• 2:03:53
  But if I go, I'm like, that was great.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: I had a great time. It's weird that you're an introvert.
• 2:03:56
  Big introvert. But you're so good publicly.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, we do an art form that's pre-written.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But you're also good like this.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 1: But it's me and you.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: But you're also good in interviews and like Good Morning America.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm fucking around. I'm a goofball.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: But you know what I'm saying? Like you're really good
• 2:04:14
  at those.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: But I can do a one-on-one. But in a group setting,
• 2:04:17
  I'm a mess. It's not pretty. And I sit at
• 2:04:20
  home and I go, I can't go.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 1: What if I say something stupid?
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: Nobody likes me. I'm annoying.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: And then everything tells me to stay home, but I
• 2:04:28
  just push it.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: But don't you think it's healthier to have that perspective? Like, oh,
• 2:04:33
  people are going to hate me. Then everybody loves me.
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be that guy.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: That doesn't work. No.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: That's like whenever I talk to people, they say I
• 2:04:40
  get imposter syndrome. I go, good. That means you're healthy. Oh.
• 2:04:44
  Everybody who's doing really well gets imposter syndrome. Right.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Right. David Tell thinks he's a hack. He's the funniest
• 2:04:49
  guy on the planet. Right?
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody who's really killing it in life at a certain
• 2:04:54
  point in time goes, this doesn't make any sense.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: Why am I even doing well? Why is this so good?
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: But now, are we just blessed in that way that
• 2:05:02
  we hate ourselves or insecure?
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 2: Or are we.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 1: Did we have to... find that out well because I'm
• 2:05:10
  jealous of the guy who's cool and collected.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah but they're probably jealous of you because you're talented
• 2:05:16
  I think that the thing about it is it's like
• 2:05:19
  if you really believe you're something better than you are
• 2:05:21
  that prevents you from getting better than you could.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 1: Be I agree Yeah, yeah. If you think you're great,
• 2:05:27
  you're fixing something and you go, that's good. I did it.
• 2:05:30
  And then it falls apart.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: We all remember that from like the beginnings of our career.
• 2:05:34
  Like there's guys that thought they killed.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: And they were terrible. Yeah. They were bombing. No one
• 2:05:38
  was laughing. Right. And they're like, oh, that was a
• 2:05:40
  great set. And you're like, what did you hear?
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: You see all these 400-pound skanks who are like, I'm
• 2:05:45
  a 10.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what are you kidding?
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 5: You're an ogre.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: But, you know.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: But that's that weird. those shows where they sit those
• 2:05:52
  ladies down. I don't like those shows.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like those either. They're too mean to the gals,
• 2:05:57
  and I'm calling everybody skanks, but I'm not going to
• 2:06:00
  just say that to a woman's face or whatever. So
• 2:06:02
  those make me uncomfortable.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even the gals that deserve it, I'm like, oh, God,
• 2:06:07
  just don't talk to them.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 1: Don't do that to them. No, no, no.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 2: It's weird. But people love it. They love it when
• 2:06:13
  people get shut down.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 1: They really do.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 2: They love it. They love it when a really... stupid
• 2:06:17
  person with like delusional perspective talks to a genius and
• 2:06:21
  gets just annihilated.
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'd feel icky leaving that studio.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would. I feel icky watching it. Even like
• 2:06:28
  the little clips. I'm like, oh, what are you doing
• 2:06:31
  to that poor lady?
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: Some of them deserve it. Sure.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: Arguably. Yeah.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: You know, they have ridiculous perspectives. They're, Their vocabulary sucks
• 2:06:40
  and they try to use it anyway.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And look, maybe they should be– it's
• 2:06:44
  like cops. I see them shutting criminals down and I'm like,
• 2:06:47
  thank God they're here because I don't want to do it.
• 2:06:50
  I would never want to– imagine giving someone a parking ticket. Oh,
• 2:06:53
  I'd kill myself.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: Or how about pulling someone over and thinking they're going
• 2:06:55
  to shoot you.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a whole other thing. You never know. Yeah.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 2: They're all– all those guys have PTSD.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 1: How could you not?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: I was talking to a friend of mine who worked
• 2:07:03
  for the Austin PD and he said, listen, Matt– and
• 2:07:05
  he was in the– he served. overseas and was deployed
• 2:07:08
  several times. And he said, I saw way more shit
• 2:07:11
  working for the police department than I ever saw overseas.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: Way more murders, way more crime, way more dead bodies,
• 2:07:18
  way more fucked up behavior.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 1: And then we shit on them. We go, defund them.
• 2:07:21
  They fuck cops, ACAB or whatever. And I'm like, we
• 2:07:24
  need them. We need those guys.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: More of that stupid virtue signaling. Because those people, remember
• 2:07:29
  that lady who was the mayor of Chicago? Yeah. It
• 2:07:32
  was like all about defund the police. Meanwhile, she had
• 2:07:35
  her block shut down. She had armed guards with her everywhere.
• 2:07:39
  Come on, lady.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I get it. Cops aren't perfect. We got
• 2:07:42
  to have different money allotted to certain things or whatever.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: They need to be trained better for sure.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't just shit on this guy. He's
• 2:07:50
  taking bullets to the head just so we can be safe.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: It's literally one of the most important jobs in a
• 2:07:55
  functioning society is to stop criminals from ruining everything for
• 2:07:59
  everybody else. And the only shield between us and them
• 2:08:03
  is police officers. If you don't appreciate that, you just
• 2:08:07
  don't know. You're either delusional, you're arrogant, whatever it is.
• 2:08:11
  You should go on a ride-along.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of people that have been on ride-alongs,
• 2:08:15
  they go on ride-alongs.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 1: Good idea.
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 2: I haven't been on one. I should just say that
• 2:08:19
  right away. But I know enough cops. I've talked to them.
• 2:08:21
  But if you go on a ride-along, you'll go, oh,
• 2:08:23
  these guys are dealing with this for decades. Not just
• 2:08:27
  one night. Not just a couple of nights.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: Decades of fucking chaos. Why would they do that? Because
• 2:08:34
  it's a good job. You can pay your mortgage. You
• 2:08:37
  can raise a family. And you come out of the military.
• 2:08:40
  You don't know what you're going to do. You get
• 2:08:42
  a job in the police force.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: And you feel good probably. You go, I'm helping. I'm
• 2:08:45
  saving people's lives.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 2: A lot of times you are helping. A lot of
• 2:08:48
  times you're stopping bad guys.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I've noticed a lot of people who hate cops
• 2:08:52
  are very cop-like. You know, like these people, like, defund
• 2:08:55
  the police. And they're like, don't do that joke. Don't
• 2:08:57
  say that word. I'm like, you're like a cop.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of that. Like, a lot
• 2:09:02
  of people who hate Trump, I notice, are a lot
• 2:09:04
  like Trump. Like, I'm not a Trump guy. But these people, like,
• 2:09:07
  they're also kind of a narcissist and an egomaniac. And
• 2:09:10
  I'm like, you're like him.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 2: Like girls who are promiscuous who talk shit about girls
• 2:09:13
  fucking other guys.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 6: Right, right. Right?
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: That's always the case. Always.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 2: There's always people like that.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 1: I think you hate yourself.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: Kind of like Jew Palestine. They look the same. They're
• 2:09:25
  not that different.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: I used to joke about that.
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I said when I look at Israel versus Palestine.
• 2:09:31
  I go, it's like the Williams sisters playing each other
• 2:09:33
  in tennis. Right. I go, who the fuck is who?
• 2:09:35
  I go, there's a brown-skinned guy with dark curly hair
• 2:09:39
  throwing rocks at a brown-skinned guy with dark curly hair
• 2:09:41
  holding a machine gun.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 1: I have a similar bit about how the people who
• 2:09:45
  hate each other the most, they look alike. Like Ireland's
• 2:09:48
  been fighting, North Korea, South Korea.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: Blood's in the crypts.
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 2: North Korea and South Korea is the best example.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 1: It goes on for days.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: They hate each other. You're literally in the same patch
• 2:09:57
  of dirt. You look exactly the same.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 1: You look the same.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: You look the same.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 2: Women. Yeah.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 1: They hate each other.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of them do. Yeah. Competition, though. I know.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 1: That's primal shit.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: They all want prime dick. Yeah. They all get mad.
• 2:10:10
  Someone's getting the prime dick.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 1: Hot girl walks into a party. My wife hates her.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 1: She's like, fuck this bitch. I'm like, she's nice. She
• 2:10:16
  gives to the poor. She's charitable. And she's like, I
• 2:10:18
  hate her.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: One of my wife's friends got super upset because someone
• 2:10:21
  showed up at her wedding. It was a date.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: This guy brought a date, and the date was super hot,
• 2:10:26
  and she had her tits out, and this lady was furious.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's innate.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: She just overdid it.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: Listen, that lady could show up with a fucking... like
• 2:10:39
  a job of the hut outfit on. Yeah. You would
• 2:10:41
  hate her.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 1: She's hot.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: She's hot. She could have a cloak. She could be
• 2:10:45
  dressed like a monkey. You'd hate her. She's beautiful.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: In college. I lived with a guy who was six nine.
• 2:10:49
  It's just like this big beefy Midwestern football player guy.
• 2:10:52
  And every bar we'd go to guys would try to
• 2:10:55
  fight him.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 1: He was like a Birkenstock wearing kind of weed smoking guy.
• 2:11:00
  And everybody, every guy was like, you got a problem. Well,
• 2:11:03
  you think you're tough. You think you're hot shit. You
• 2:11:04
  think you're better than me. And he's like, dude, I'm
• 2:11:05
  just sitting here drinking. And he would have to fight
• 2:11:07
  these guys.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: Bro, I've seen that happen with MMA fighters.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: People try to pick fights with MMA fighters. They get
• 2:11:12
  drunk and they're retarded and they just think, oh, fuck
• 2:11:14
  this guy up.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's crazy.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 2: Stupid. There's a lot of morons in this world. It's
• 2:11:20
  too easy to survive. It's too easy to be a moron.
• 2:11:23
  We need wolves in the streets. We need predators everywhere.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: We need something like a real fear of the consequences
• 2:11:30
  of your actions.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why animals stay in line.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 1: You know, we talk all this shit about animals, but
• 2:11:35
  they're like, They got gender roles. They're doing all the
• 2:11:39
  shit we're not supposed to do.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: Not a lot of non-binary wolves.
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: They don't make it.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 1: The male penguin gets the fish. The female watches the eggs.
• 2:11:47
  If he was like, I want to be a graphic designer,
• 2:11:50
  fuck this shit, it would collapse.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 1: It would all fall apart.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The idea of gender roles. I had this lady
• 2:11:57
  on who was explaining the roots of feminism. It was
• 2:12:02
  the strangest conversation. Because she was talking about how all
• 2:12:07
  these people that started radical feminism were all completely fucked up.
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 1: They were all out of.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: Their fucking minds. They were all having all these affairs,
• 2:12:17
  not raising their kids, completely self-obsessed. And they're the ones
• 2:12:22
  who tricked all these women into being girl bosses. Oh, wow.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 1: Anytime someone is too outlandish about something, there's always a
• 2:12:30
  trigger for that. There's always a reason.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 1: No matter what it is.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take down these pedophiles. And you're like,
• 2:12:36
  what's in your basement?
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 1: You know? Right. I mean, I'm against pedophiles.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 2: Well, have you seen like when they did this, like
• 2:12:44
  when Pizzagate was happening? There was all these people that
• 2:12:46
  debunked Pizzagate. Four of the journalists that debunked Pizzagate got
• 2:12:50
  arrested for either child sex crimes or child porn.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Guys are saying this is an unfounded
• 2:12:59
  conspiracy theory. This is all bullshit.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: They were pervs.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: It's like the same with Bill Cosby. Why is he
• 2:13:05
  so gung-ho about you pulling your pants off, speaking right,
• 2:13:08
  don't curse? There's something behind it. There's always something behind it.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: He's the best example, right?
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: Ellen.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: Ellen is up there. Be kind. I'm dancing. And then
• 2:13:17
  she's the coos of the year.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 2: Well, I knew about that a long time ago because
• 2:13:22
  Fitzsimmons worked for her. Yeah, that's right.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: He told everybody.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, he told everybody. He told me like– Fucking decades ago.
• 2:13:28
  He's like she's such a cunt. Yeah, is it really Ellen?
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 1: I was shocked I me too.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: We all like she seemed so sweet. Yeah, I'm so nice.
• 2:13:36
  He's like dude She's fucking horrible to her staff. She's
• 2:13:39
  horrible to everybody. I'm like wow Wow.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody loved her. It took during the pandemic when everybody
• 2:13:45
  was bored before it all came out.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: So I was like, hey, let me tell you something
• 2:13:49
  about that lady.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 1: But one interesting takeaway is the fact that she was
• 2:13:53
  kind of canceled for being gay in the 90s. And
• 2:13:57
  she came out of it and became a star. And
• 2:13:59
  then she got canceled for being mean. That's progress.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but people celebrated her because she got canceled for
• 2:14:05
  being gay. They canceled her show. Isn't that nuts? Like
• 2:14:08
  you could get a show on the air now. If
• 2:14:11
  you were playing a gay character.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, ooh, diversity.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 2: This is like going to get greenlit.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's funny how that gay used to be
• 2:14:18
  the ultimate insult when I was in high school. And
• 2:14:21
  now I got friends like, tell them I'm bi. I'm
• 2:14:23
  trying to fit in.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 1: So it went from an insult to like a cool thing.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: I'm pansexual.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 1: That's my favorite. Yes.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 2: I'll fuck everybody. That's what it is. I'm attracted to everybody. Like,
• 2:14:33
  that's nuts.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 1: But in 20 years, you're going to be like, Tom,
• 2:14:35
  I'm a child molester. I'm trying to fit in. Like,
• 2:14:37
  where does it end?
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 2: Well, there are academics that are trying to say that
• 2:14:41
  these are minor attracted persons.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 1: I've heard of MAPS. That's bananas.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 2: Insane.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 1: Why aren't we talking? Why isn't that a big story?
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: Gadsad calls it suicidal empathy. You get to a point
• 2:14:54
  where you're trying to justify everything and empathize with everything
• 2:14:59
  to the point where you make horrific actions and terrible crimes.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: Justifiable.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: Well, doesn't it kind of horseshoe, you know, like you
• 2:15:06
  see like an alt-right guy will draw a swastika on
• 2:15:09
  a synagogue and you're like, all right, that guy's right.
• 2:15:11
  But then a liberal guy will do it on a Cybertruck.
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: What you guys just met in the middle somehow.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 1: You're crazy.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: You're putting Cybertruck swastikas on Cybertrucks because you think Elon
• 2:15:20
  Musk is a Nazi because he said, my heart goes
• 2:15:23
  out to you while he's trying to stop fraud and waste.
• 2:15:26
  And they're using the whole political machine to paint this
• 2:15:29
  guy as a Nazi. You're buying into it to virtue signal.
• 2:15:32
  And so to show that you're buying into it, you're
• 2:15:35
  keying Teslas.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: But when you look at the steps of it, it's fascinating.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: Well, it's the same thing we were talking about earlier.
• 2:15:42
  Like the religious right is the same thing as the
• 2:15:45
  religious left and Islamists. It's the same thing. It's like
• 2:15:48
  patterns of human behavior where you want to point at
• 2:15:51
  other people and not look at yourself. And you want
• 2:15:54
  to think that your radical beliefs are fine and everybody
• 2:15:57
  else's radical beliefs are wrong.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 1: But we've gotten there with politics. And that's what's scary
• 2:16:01
  because no one– people aren't– there's not even two parties anymore.
• 2:16:03
  There's two algorithms. Everybody's just seeing two totally different realities.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 1: Like these Iranian soccer player ladies who are too scared
• 2:16:10
  to go home. And you're like, where's Rapinoe?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 1: Where's that lesbo, that loudmouth? She's a justice warrior. This
• 2:16:18
  is– do some justice.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 2: These people, their fucking family back home is being kidnapped.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 2: These people are in like real danger. Yes. And no
• 2:16:26
  one's supporting them.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 1: Incredibly brave to do that. They show the hair, whatever
• 2:16:30
  they do, and they're scared to go home. And then
• 2:16:31
  like their family members get tortured because they won't come back.
• 2:16:34
  It's fucking horrible.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I think those people sought refuge in Australia now.
• 2:16:39
  That's right.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 1: That's who they are. That's right.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, their whole life has been ruined. They're fucked
• 2:16:43
  and no support from the left.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 5: Give a tweet.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 1: Something. Hashtag.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Like how do they like pick certain things
• 2:16:50
  to support and other things they just. blatantly ignore.
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: It's fucking fascinating. It's so contradictory. The right will be like,
• 2:16:58
  abortion's bad, but then they'll have an abortion behind the curtain.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 2: Or the left get horribly mad at the George Floyd violence.
• 2:17:09
  How do they do that to him? But then that
• 2:17:11
  lady in Charlotte gets stabbed on a train.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 5: Not a peep. Oh, yeah.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 1: Not a peep.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 2: You got some guy that's getting released from jail like
• 2:17:17
  fucking 40 times. He's a violent offender.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 2: Over and over again. Stabbed some random lady who survived
• 2:17:23
  the Ukraine war. She was a refugee from Ukraine.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 1: And not a bad looker.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 2: Hot.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: Very hot.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. Nobody feels sympathetic for a hot lady.
• 2:17:31
  She's got it too easy.
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that's correct. People are people.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 8: Nuts.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: Nuts.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 1: And then I feel like some of this we're saying
• 2:17:39
  is controversial. But how is this controversial? We're just saying
• 2:17:41
  what is.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 2: In a world gone crazy, speaking sane is controversial.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 1: That's why it feels so fucking good when shit comes
• 2:17:48
  back to reality. Like when we had to call fat
• 2:17:50
  people beautiful. And they're all on Ozempic. And they're all
• 2:17:53
  on Ozempic. Like, what are we doing here? So now
• 2:17:56
  it's okay to go, all right, I like being thin.
• 2:17:58
  I want to be hot.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 1: But they never go, I was lying. I lied a bunch.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 1: I was a fat piece of shit, and I hated it.
• 2:18:06
  Lizzo's losing weight. She was the fat champion. I know.
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 2: She's lost a lot of weight.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 1: She looks good now. She looks great, but I like
• 2:18:12
  fat Lizzo.
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: And she's probably a lot healthier.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Of course.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's very strange. People are mad at
• 2:18:18
  Jelly Roll for losing weight.
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: Well, his name's Jelly Roll. You know, he fucked up.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 2: Well, now he's a jelly churro. He's lost 300 fucking
• 2:18:30
  pounds with pure discipline. Is that? Come on. Yeah, Noah Zempik. Really?
• 2:18:35
  Noah Zempik.
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 1: What's he doing?
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 2: He does testosterone replacement and exercise.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: And changed his diet. Eliminated sugar. Eliminated everything from his diet.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 1: Because he was a big boy.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: He was 500 pounds. Wow. Yeah. He lost 300. He's
• 2:18:50
  in the twos now. And 35 pounds of it is
• 2:18:53
  extra skin. He's got crazy extra skin. He worked out
• 2:18:56
  with me in here. He ran six miles the day before,
• 2:19:00
  came into the studio before the podcast we did. He
• 2:19:02
  ran two and a half miles on the treadmill. I
• 2:19:05
  watched him.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, talking like in great shape. He's talking while
• 2:19:09
  he's running, laughing, joking around.
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, good for him.
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 2: Super nice to everybody.
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 2: He's the sweetest fucking guy you ever want to meet.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 1: He's a very nice guy.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 2: To everybody, man. He's hugging everybody. He's like a sweet,
• 2:19:22
  kind guy, and he's on the right path. And he's
• 2:19:25
  lost 300 fucking pounds.
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 1: Good for him.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 1: He's got to change the name.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 8: No.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 1: You can't be Jelly Roll and thin.
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: Just call him Jelly. I call him Jelly anyway.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 1: Jelly's fat.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 2: What is his real name? I've known that guy for
• 2:19:40
  fucking seven years. I don't even know his real name.
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 8: Jason.
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 1: Jason. You're Jason now. I'm sorry.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 2: No, I've known him for seven years. I met him
• 2:19:47
  at my club, so I've known him for three years.
• 2:19:49
  All right. Jason. I didn't know that. I would have guessed, like, Brian. Yeah.
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows?
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 2: Who knows? It's cool that he's got a fake name, though.
• 2:19:57
  That's a good move.
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a black guy move.
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wild Vanilla Ice. Black guy move.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 1: You know, Earthquake. They all have cool names. Lil Wayne.
• 2:20:06
  You've got to have a cool name for your black guy.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right. Very few comics have done that. Earthquake's
• 2:20:10
  one of the few.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 1: We had Hamburger for a minute.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: Larry the Cable Guy.
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 1: There you go. There's a white guy doing it. Dice Clay.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: That's a fake name. Right. So a couple guys did it.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dice Clay is just Dice. I just call him Dice.
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 1: He just kind of turned into Dice.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 1: He just is Dice now.
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 2: Well, most people don't know that he was Andrew Silverstein.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: And the Dice Man was one of many characters that
• 2:20:32
  he did on stage.
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 1: Travolta, Jerry Lewis.
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 1: He did a bunch of guys.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's got great impressions, man.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 1: He's a talented guy.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 2: He's not just a talented guy. That guy is a
• 2:20:40
  legitimate performance artist. Yes. He does performance art on the
• 2:20:44
  street for fun, for no money, and he's literally mocking
• 2:20:49
  the fact that he's not famous.
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 7: That's comedy.
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 2: It's the most ego-free version of that shit.
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 1: I opened for him once, and I was kind of nervous.
• 2:20:58
  He's a legend. And I went up to him, and
• 2:21:00
  I was like, hello, Mr.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: Dice.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 1: Just letting you know I'm your opener. He goes, you
• 2:21:03
  want a picture?
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I'm just letting you know, your opener,
• 2:21:05
  how much time do you want me to do? He goes,
• 2:21:07
  you want a picture. And I'm like, I don't need
• 2:21:09
  a picture. Just how much time do you want me
• 2:21:10
  to do? He goes, get over here. And he gets
• 2:21:12
  me in a headlock and takes a picture. And I never,
• 2:21:15
  I just didn't know how much time to do, but
• 2:21:17
  he was fucking with me.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 2: He gave me great advice in the nineties. I was
• 2:21:21
  doing news radio and I was just doing the store
• 2:21:24
  and the laugh factory and the improv. He's like, you
• 2:21:27
  should do the road. And I said, really? I go, why?
• 2:21:30
  He goes, You don't want to be relying on these
• 2:21:32
  fucking jerk offs to make your living. He goes, you're
• 2:21:35
  a funny comic. He goes, you could be headlining all
• 2:21:37
  over the country, making a good living. You don't need
• 2:21:40
  these fucking people.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 1: That's really nice.
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 2: It was the smartest thing that anybody ever taught me.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 1: You got to do the road.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: I had to do the road because I was, you know,
• 2:21:47
  I was doing like 15 minute sets. And then, you know,
• 2:21:49
  I never was really headlining for like a few years. Yeah.
• 2:21:53
  And I did back when I lived in New York.
• 2:21:55
  And then all of a sudden I was like, you know,
• 2:21:56
  he's right. And then I started really putting together an hour,
• 2:22:00
  like a solid hour on the road, and it got
• 2:22:02
  way better. Yeah. My act got way better. And then
• 2:22:05
  I realized, like, if a show gets canceled, I can
• 2:22:08
  still make a living. Right. You know, like, whereas everybody
• 2:22:11
  who just works in those poor comics that stop doing
• 2:22:15
  the road and then become writers, that's even worse than
• 2:22:18
  being an actor.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 1: A thousand percent.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: Because nobody knows who you are.
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 2: And you're completely reliant on the scene.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: To feed you. And then you have a mortgage.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 5: And then you have a family.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: You have a wife and kids.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe you have college you have to pay for.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 1: Those writer's rooms are cushy, though. You get air conditioning.
• 2:22:34
  You get snacks. And you get healthcare. You get a paycheck.
• 2:22:36
  And you go into an office every day.
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 2: But you're writing the funny stuff that that other person says.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 6: True.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 2: And in the back of your head, you know. Like,
• 2:22:43
  the reason why it's funny is because of my mind.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 2: And no one knows who I am.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: It's a velvet prison.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 1: And then you see these 65-year-old comics back on the
• 2:22:51
  funny bone train because they got to make money.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: Knows who they are.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 1: And they can't sell a ticket.
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 2: They can't sell a ticket.
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 1: That is a bummer.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 2: It's a bummer.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 2: And all these guys that miss the podcast train, too.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of those guys, like, they've kind of abandoned
• 2:23:05
  the bitterness, but years ago, guys were really bitter.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 2: Like, are you a comic? Are you a podcaster? Right. Well,
• 2:23:12
  I can't do both. What am I doing all day?
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a cheat code. People get to know you.
• 2:23:16
  They listen to you every day or every week, and
• 2:23:18
  then you get to go to their town.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: And in conversation with people... You come up with ideas.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: That's a big one.
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 1: That's true, yeah. I mean, I think this podcast saved
• 2:23:28
  the store.
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, 100%. I was a part of it. I
• 2:23:32
  know for a fact it did.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 1: It changed everything. You had all those guys, Santino, Theo,
• 2:23:36
  all those.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 2: 100% changed the store. And it changed everybody's attitude towards
• 2:23:42
  each other because instead of being competition, like we're all
• 2:23:45
  struggling to try to get this one spot on a
• 2:23:47
  sitcom or this one host of a show. Instead, we're
• 2:23:51
  all like an asset to each other because we're guests
• 2:23:54
  on each other's show. Hey, could you help me promote
• 2:23:56
  my Netflix special? Yeah, come on. And everybody's an asset.
• 2:23:59
  Everybody helps everybody.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 1: They help. You're a guest on theirs. They're a guest
• 2:24:03
  on yours. And it's so low maintenance. You just set
• 2:24:07
  it up in a hotel room and put it out.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 2: And people love it because they love real conversations. And
• 2:24:13
  it's hard to get those in this weird world where
• 2:24:14
  everybody's communicating on social media.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 1: Well, it makes you think that maybe that's why actors
• 2:24:18
  have to play ball because they don't have this thing
• 2:24:21
  to rely on. So they got to play the game.
• 2:24:25
  And bullshit each other.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 2: The sane ones that I talk to, they talk about
• 2:24:28
  the deep pain that it gives them having to fucking
• 2:24:31
  acquiesce to these people. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 1: Well, I just did– I'm doing this crazy press tour
• 2:24:35
  with the special. I just did a late-night show, and
• 2:24:37
  it was fun. You do the couch. You put makeup on.
• 2:24:41
  You put on a nice jacket, and you yuck it
• 2:24:43
  up for the live audience. But you're just sitting there
• 2:24:44
  going– That guy's got a headset and a clipboard. What
• 2:24:47
  is she doing over there? He's like a page. He's
• 2:24:50
  an intern. It's so much wasted money.
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 2: So much wasted money.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 1: And you're like, no wonder these are kind of going away.
• 2:24:56
  It's unnecessary.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: Well, that was the thing about the complaint about the
• 2:24:59
  Colbert show being canceled. They're like, you're censoring. You're censoring speech.
• 2:25:04
  But Colbert show is losing CBS $ 40 to $ 50 million
• 2:25:06
  a year. Jesus. That's wild.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 1: Well, who watches it? I mean, no offense to these guys.
• 2:25:15
  They're all super talented, whatever, but it's like— The idea
• 2:25:18
  that they're.
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 2: Supposed to keep that thing on the air while they're
• 2:25:20
  hemorrhaging money from it is crazy.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: And the guest is just like a crapshoot. Who are
• 2:25:24
  we getting today?
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 2: Snooki?
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, great. I'm not going to watch that. I couldn't
• 2:25:28
  think of anybody relevant. But, you know, they got to
• 2:25:31
  sit and talk to Snooki. You got a book out, huh?
• 2:25:34
  Who's going to watch that?
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 2: That was Bill Hicks' old joke about Jay Leno killing himself.
• 2:25:38
  Do you remember that joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sitting down
• 2:25:40
  next to Joey Lawrence. Hey, you got a girlfriend?
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly. And then he sticks an.
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 2: Uzi in his mouth and it blows out his brain.
• 2:25:46
  They form an NBC peacock. Yes, yes. Because he's a
• 2:25:49
  company man to the bitter end.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why Conan, he saw the writing on the
• 2:25:52
  wall and he said, I'm starting a pod.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, he also left and did the TBS show,
• 2:25:56
  which was like way less pressure. You know, that was
• 2:25:59
  a good move. That's true. Because he still got to
• 2:26:01
  do his own show. And people watch it that are fans.
• 2:26:04
  It still kept an audience, but he still stayed himself.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: He's a smart guy.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 1: He's a smart guy, and he's a super funny guy.
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 2: Very funny guy.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 1: He helped me a lot in the early days, too.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on his show way, way back in
• 2:26:17
  the day. A friend of mine was a writer on
• 2:26:19
  his show in the very beginning. And when I went
• 2:26:23
  to the filming, their banter was all planned out. They
• 2:26:28
  had these big, like, post boards with all the dialogue
• 2:26:33
  and someone would be standing behind, what was the other
• 2:26:35
  guy's name? Richter? Yeah. Andy Richter. Someone would be standing
• 2:26:39
  behind Andy Richter and someone would be standing behind Conan.
• 2:26:42
  And so they would read the things that they were
• 2:26:43
  going to say. It was all scripted out. I was like, oh,
• 2:26:46
  this is crazy.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 1: That's funny. Cause when I did this late night show,
• 2:26:49
  they call you at like 10 in the morning. Like,
• 2:26:50
  what do you want to talk about? It's a, what
• 2:26:52
  do you call those guys? Like the producer guy who
• 2:26:54
  gives you the, and he's like, What about this? I'm like,
• 2:26:57
  nobody cares about that. He's like, well, talk about your
• 2:26:59
  writing process and how you got into standup. I'm like,
• 2:27:00
  that's just hack shit that's been done to death.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 1: Let me riff.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 8: Let me riff.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a comic.
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I did the Bob and Tom show once. Oh.
• 2:27:09
  They tried to do that to me.
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 1: The worst.
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 2: The producer got upset at me. Bob and Tom were great.
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. They froze.
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 2: The producers were upset with me. He like visibly upset.
• 2:27:19
  He goes, well, what are you going to bring up?
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 2: And I go, I don't know. He's like, you don't know.
• 2:27:24
  I go, we're going to have fun. Don't worry about it. Yeah.
• 2:27:26
  I've done this a fucking million times.
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 2: Go in there and have a good time. Don't worry
• 2:27:29
  about it.
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 1: I did it once. I was so green that they
• 2:27:31
  made me write on loose leaf setups. I wrote like
• 2:27:34
  eight setups. So then he'd be like, so I hear
• 2:27:36
  you have a dog. And I'm like, yeah, And I
• 2:27:38
  do my dog bit.
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's horrible.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 1: It was like school.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: That used to be all morning radio. Guys doing their
• 2:27:45
  act on the radio.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 2: It was terrible.
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 1: Terrible.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 5: Terrible.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 4: Fake.
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 2: You know what changed that? Opie and Anthony.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 2: Opie and Anthony was the beginning of podcasts.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 1: Not Stern?
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 2: No. Stern was the beginning of free speech. Stern was
• 2:28:00
  the beginning of like being wild on the radio. He's
• 2:28:03
  the goat. Like if it wasn't for him, none of
• 2:28:05
  this– we would have no podcast. Well, I don't know
• 2:28:07
  if we wouldn't have a podcast, but the evolution of
• 2:28:10
  it would have been stalled radically. Yeah. He was the
• 2:28:12
  guy that stuck his neck out. He was the guy
• 2:28:15
  that got fined. Like during the Bush administration, people forget
• 2:28:18
  about that. They were going after him for indecency.
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 2: Not blasphemy, obscenity. They were fining the fucking stations and
• 2:28:27
  insane amounts of money. Right. But he was so big
• 2:28:30
  that he stayed alive and survived that. But then Opie
• 2:28:33
  and Anthony came along and it was totally different. It
• 2:28:37
  was just wild and loose.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 2: And it was just Norton and Voss and Patrice and
• 2:28:42
  fucking- Louis, Quinn. Louis and all of us. Apollo. And Ari.
• 2:28:46
  And we would all go in, and I loved going there.
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 2: I loved going. And then when Anthony started doing live
• 2:28:53
  from the compound, so he had this sick house in
• 2:28:56
  Long Island. They made a ton of money.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 2: And he had this sick house in Long Island, and
• 2:28:59
  he built his own studio in his basement so he
• 2:29:02
  could live stream. Oh, wow. And he had Guinness on tap,
• 2:29:06
  and he had real professional microphones and cameras.
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 2: It was nuts.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 1: Freedom.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's it. And they were
• 2:29:14
  trying to get him to stop doing it.
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 2: They were saying, yeah, this is violating your contract. He goes,
• 2:29:17
  I'm not making any money off of this.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just doing it.
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 1: Love of the game.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 2: And they were upset that he was doing this on
• 2:29:23
  the internet.
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:29:26
  Speaker 2: And so he, and then Tom Green. Tom Green was
• 2:29:28
  a big one.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that was a big one.
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 2: He did his internet show. Yeah, yeah. But it was
• 2:29:32
  just totally loose. Like there was no asking you what
• 2:29:35
  you wanted to talk about when you were sitting on
• 2:29:37
  the couch. Just came in and hung out.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 2: Tom Green's a funny guy and he's smart and loose
• 2:29:41
  and we're having a good time. And I was like,
• 2:29:44
  this is it. This is the future.
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 1: He was weird, innovative. He got ball surgery on air.
• 2:29:49
  Remember that? He had ball cancer and he did the
• 2:29:52
  surgery on the show.
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 2: Did he really?
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was ahead of the game. But these TV
• 2:29:56
  shows are so weird because they want comics on, but
• 2:29:58
  they don't want you to be a comic.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 1: These morning shows are like, oh, what's up, funny man?
• 2:30:02
  And you're like, well, I had told him. They're like,
• 2:30:04
  cut it, cut it. I'm just being me.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 2: They're just scared.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 1: You had me on.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 2: They get scared. They get scared of losing their job.
• 2:30:11
  I mean, those people are really scared because they don't, nothing.
• 2:30:14
  All they have is like, hey, good morning.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: It's five past the hour. You know, here's Tom with weather.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 2: It's like a bullshit fake gig.
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 2: Anything could take it away from them. So all the
• 2:30:25
  stuff that they rely on, their fucking membership of the
• 2:30:28
  country club. Right. All that stuff could go away at
• 2:30:31
  any moment. They're all they live terrified.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 1: That's a prison. You might as well be a weatherman.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 2: And even the weatherman. Same thing. Yeah.
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 1: That's a good gig, though.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, you just eight minutes ago, the Doppler. You
• 2:30:43
  do some hand movements and then you're done.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just you live in hell. We're lucky as fuck.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 1: We're very lucky, and I'm very grateful.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 2: We're lucky as fuck. But this platform, the podcast platform
• 2:30:55
  that we all enjoy, that we all do, wouldn't have
• 2:30:57
  existed without Opie and Anthony. Opie and Anthony was the
• 2:31:00
  first time where comics got together, and it was completely loose.
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 2: There was no figuring out what we're going to say.
• 2:31:09
  Everybody was just riffing. We're all shitting on each other.
• 2:31:12
  And then when it went to XM, it was amazing.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: Because then you could swear. Right, right. Oh, my God.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 1: It got crazy. If you've never heard it, go on
• 2:31:20
  YouTube and watch it. There's some fucking comedy gold on there.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 2: Gold. Especially the Patrice episodes.
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He was so good.
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 1: That's where he really shined. Him and Louie together talking
• 2:31:30
  about black versus Mexican was amazing.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 1: And they do one episode where they talk about where
• 2:31:35
  the N-word came from. And Louie goes, well, I think
• 2:31:37
  it was just a bunch of guys being N-words. You
• 2:31:40
  never heard shit like that.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: It was comedy gold.
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 2: Well, you'd be free. And then Tough Crowd.
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was another one.
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 2: Another one. Another kind of situation.
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where comics just got together and Colin Quinn was
• 2:31:52
  hosting it. And he's hilarious. And everybody's just riffing and
• 2:31:55
  fucking around and. Norton's chiming in. Yes. Nick DiPaolo's chiming
• 2:31:59
  in and Greg Giraldo when he was alive.
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, brilliant guy.
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was great.
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but comedy is weird because I got my special out.
• 2:32:06
  It's only been out like a day or two, but
• 2:32:08
  I'm getting all these nice messages. I love that bit.
• 2:32:10
  I love that bit. And those are the bits that
• 2:32:11
  didn't really do as well as some of the other ones.
• 2:32:15
  Isn't that weird how that works?
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 2: Well, sometimes people just like something clever. That's different than
• 2:32:19
  the way they think.
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I love that.
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 2: Right, right. You know, there's bits that are just hilarious.
• 2:32:25
  And there's other bits that just make me smile. Like,
• 2:32:27
  that's fucking great.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 1: That's a great bit. That's true.
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 2: Just like Hicks said that once. Like, if it's not
• 2:32:33
  going to be funny, at least make it interesting.
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Yeah.
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 2: Be funny, but just be you.
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 1: But if you can be both.
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 1: That's the winner.
• 2:32:41
  Speaker 2: That's the key.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 2: And it's just this fucking constant dance. And then as
• 2:32:45
  soon as it's over, oh, my God, I'm starting from scratch.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's where I'm at. I got the special out.
• 2:32:50
  I'm back to square one. I'm the worst comic in
• 2:32:52
  America right now.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: You going to be at the club tonight?
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 1: I'll be there.
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 2: Joey's at the club tonight.
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 2: Joey Diaz is headlining.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want to follow him with my harsh shit.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 2: No, he'll be headlining.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, great.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 2: No one else to follow him. He's a fucking animal.
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 1: He is.
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 2: He's on fire right now.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 2: He's on fire. Yeah, because he's been doing these residencies.
• 2:33:10
  He's been doing casinos in Philadelphia. He's been doing shows
• 2:33:13
  all around New York and New Jersey. He's killing it
• 2:33:16
  right now.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: I'm still trying to get him to move out here.
• 2:33:20
  I'm trying.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 1: I can see that.
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to get him a place. I
• 2:33:22
  think I might have to buy a place.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 1: A little warm out here, though. He's a sweaty Cuban.
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 2: He'll deal with it.
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 1: Cuba's hot, too. That's a good point. I mean, really,
• 2:33:29
  right now.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 2: He doesn't really complain about heat that much. Joey complains
• 2:33:33
  about assholes, pussies, these fucking mokes, these white people. Joe
• 2:33:38
  Rogan around these fucking white people too much.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, New York's the weirdest because you walk by
• 2:33:43
  a hobo jerking off, and then I'll tell a zinger
• 2:33:45
  and be like, easy. Isn't that weird? I'm like, there's
• 2:33:47
  a dead guy on 3rd Street in the subway you
• 2:33:50
  took here. And then I tell a joke and people
• 2:33:52
  are like, whoa, buddy.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 2: Well, it'll turn around. It just has to. Culture goes
• 2:33:57
  in these big waves. It's like a seesaw. It goes up.
• 2:34:00
  It goes down. It goes back. It goes forth.
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 1: It just feels like with young people, it's an HR
• 2:34:05
  vibe in the young world.
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you think that's the world they have to live
• 2:34:08
  in every day at work.
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 2: They go from the university where they're taught that shit
• 2:34:12
  and then they go to a job where they're taught
• 2:34:14
  that shit and that shit can actually help them get ahead.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 2: And if you enforce it, like people are like, oh,
• 2:34:19
  they're scared. They'll help you. They'll move you ahead.
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 2: If you push these values and push these ideas, like
• 2:34:25
  it'll help. And then there's people that their whole job
• 2:34:28
  is just enforcing that stuff in the workplace.
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 1: And those people are fucked up.
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 2: Those are scary people.
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 1: HR people are the wackiest nuts on the planet.
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, those are scary people because those are the fucking
• 2:34:37
  the hall pass monitors.
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like Asian porn. You know, Asians are
• 2:34:44
  the most repressed people, and their porn is bananas because
• 2:34:47
  they got to get it out.
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: You know what's nuts about some of their porn? They
• 2:34:50
  have to blur out the genitals.
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 1: I know. Silly.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 2: Help me out.
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here?
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 2: Help me out. Yeah, that's a tiny pixel. I don't
• 2:34:56
  get to see her asshole where she's shitting in a
• 2:34:58
  guy's mouth. This is crazy.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 2: This is legitimately crazy.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You know, like in the 90s, you couldn't
• 2:35:07
  say fuck, but you could say the N-word on TV.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live.
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 2: That Chevy Chase, Richard Pryor thing.
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. But you couldn't say fucking at all. So
• 2:35:20
  it's funny how we take certain that that's okay, but
• 2:35:23
  not that.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 2: I know. People are always looking to tell people what
• 2:35:26
  to do. Yeah. That's really what it is.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 1: And that's not new.
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 2: They're always looking to define people as being worse than them. Like,
• 2:35:33
  that's a bad person.
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 2: I'm a good person. Yes. And they're always looking to
• 2:35:36
  tell people what to do.
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's as old as time, you know?
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 1: These old– but it just keeps shifting. Like in the 50s,
• 2:35:44
  you couldn't have a man and a woman in the
• 2:35:45
  same bed, but you could smoke in front of a baby.
• 2:35:48
  And now you can have people fucking on TV, but
• 2:35:51
  smoking is like they have a disclaimer.
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 2: There's always going to be bitches in this world ruining
• 2:35:56
  it for everybody. No matter what you do, there's always
• 2:35:58
  going to be people that try to find a loophole,
• 2:36:00
  try to find some fucking cheat code. Sneak their way
• 2:36:03
  to the top, take Ozempic, do what they got to do.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 1: I guess so. But we're all going to die one day, folks.
• 2:36:08
  You might as well have a good time.
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 2: You should be having a good time before you die.
• 2:36:12
  Don't wait until you die and go, I should have
• 2:36:13
  had more fun.
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, don't have too much fun. Burt Kreischer, he
• 2:36:18
  quit drinking.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 2: He had to.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 1: He was dying. He got blood clots.
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably from the Vax. He took four of those
• 2:36:25
  fucking things.
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 2: He had to keep taking them because he was doing projects.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 2: They kept telling him he needs another booster in order
• 2:36:33
  to do this new thing.
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 1: Well, what happened to his tour bus?
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 2: What happened to his tour bus?
• 2:36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, JMO.
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 1: His tour bus caught on fire.
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 2: When did this happen?
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 1: Three days ago. Three days ago?
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 6: Oh. And they got a flat tire and then just randomly, like,
• 2:36:47
  I think they got another ride and, like, while they
• 2:36:48
  were getting the ride, it caught on fire.
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 1: They could have been in there.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 6: I think he's, he might be smartly saving it for
• 2:36:55
  a podcast or something.
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, it's all over the news, too.
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 6: They just showed the fire, but I don't think that
• 2:37:00
  they've said, like.
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 1: He did a big Instagram live about it. I didn't
• 2:37:04
  watch it, but yeah, that thing is torched. It looks
• 2:37:07
  like Gaza footage.
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 2: Burt's the type of guy who might light his tour
• 2:37:09
  bus on fire just for clicks. Look at that. Whoa.
• 2:37:12
  Comedian Burt crushes tour bus destroyed by fire in Minnesota. Yeah,
• 2:37:16
  the fucking Antifa got him.
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Minnesota's cursed.
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 2: Fire is unknown. Yeah, Antifa. I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
• 2:37:23
  It's the anti-ice people. We're all safe, but my bus
• 2:37:26
  is gone. God works in mysterious ways. What? Oh, he
• 2:37:29
  lit it on fire.
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 6: Fire.
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 2: Come on. As soon as you say God works in
• 2:37:32
  mysterious ways.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 1: Look at that thing.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 1: Something can't stop the machine.
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 1: Something's burning.
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 2: That's got to suck because that was a very expensive,
• 2:37:43
  expensive tour bus. Yeah. He was always on that thing.
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That is crazy.
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 2: I've never had the desire to get a tour bus.
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 1: I don't like it either. I'm open for Bert on
• 2:37:53
  the bus, and it's fun, but I couldn't do that
• 2:37:55
  all day, every day.
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't get hammered like he does. So it's
• 2:37:58
  like this idea of just touring around. But my friends
• 2:38:00
  that are musicians, like Sturgill Simpson, he loves being on
• 2:38:02
  the bus.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some people love it.
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 2: He said it's like a living room that you travel
• 2:38:06
  around in. They're all strumming along, singing songs, partying, laughing,
• 2:38:10
  watching movies.
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 1: I guess that's nice. Give me a flight. I'll get
• 2:38:13
  there in 10 minutes.
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 1: You're traveling all night.
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 2: I need to go to the gym. I need to
• 2:38:18
  eat steak.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 2: Nice restaurant. I don't like doing that.
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. And that bed is like a coffin.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 1: And you feel the bump of the road. You're like, oh,
• 2:38:26
  we can just turn off any minute and go on
• 2:38:28
  the highway.
• 2:38:28
  Speaker 2: You think about crashing.
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:38:30
  Speaker 2: What about that guy driving falls asleep?
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, and those aren't the most stand-up guys driving those,
• 2:38:36
  but they're like ex-cons and pedophiles and whatnot.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 2: It's weird. Also, I've never done those long tours like that.
• 2:38:42
  I don't like those.
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 1: I don't either.
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 2: I think they're bad for you.
• 2:38:45
  Speaker 1: Well, also, we got kids, so I like to get in,
• 2:38:47
  get back. Get in, get back.
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 2: I've always done that. I've always done like a week,
• 2:38:52
  except one time I did the Maxim comedy tour with
• 2:38:54
  Charlie Murphy and John Heffron.
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 2:38:56
  Speaker 2: We did 22 dates in a month.
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:39:01
  Speaker 2: I hated it because I'd be waking up and I'm like,
• 2:39:03
  where am I? I didn't know where I was.
• 2:39:04
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 2: Because you're always on the road.
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 1: 22 dates is crazy.
• 2:39:07
  Speaker 2: It was nuts.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 1: In a row. You don't even know what day it is.
• 2:39:10
  Speaker 2: But by the end of that month, whoo, you're sharp.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 1: You're tight.
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're sharp.
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 2: You're just out there murdering. You're just like, your timing
• 2:39:19
  is on point. Everything is just rock solid.
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 1: And in a weird group, Hefron, Murphy, and you?
• 2:39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of range.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 2: It was fun.
• 2:39:27
  Speaker 1: Hefron's funny.
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 2: He's fun. He was really funny.
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 1: Clean, too, I think.
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 2: Well, he mixes it up. He's not clean offstage. Offstage
• 2:39:34
  is hilarious. He's just hilarious, period. He's a really good
• 2:39:36
  joke writer, too. And this was like he had come
• 2:39:38
  off of Last Comic Standing. Right. He won that. Right.
• 2:39:41
  And then Charlie was the best. Oh, yeah?
• 2:39:44
  Speaker 1: I never met him.
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 2: She was such a good dude.
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 2: Such a real man. Yeah. Just a real solid dude.
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: Well, Eddie Murphy always talks about he was kind of
• 2:39:53
  his protector. Like if he talked shit about Eddie Murphy,
• 2:39:55
  he would just go beat you up.
• 2:39:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Well, Charlie was a legitimate martial artist. Oh,
• 2:39:59
  is that? I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:40:00
  He fought in karate tournaments and shit.
• 2:40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked a lot about martial arts.
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 2: He knew his shit for sure.
• 2:40:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 1: I just thought he was a street guy.
• 2:40:09
  Speaker 2: No, he knew how to fight. He was a dangerous guy,
• 2:40:12
  but just a nice guy, just a solid human being.
• 2:40:16
  I didn't even know he was sick, man. I had
• 2:40:18
  no idea until he died. Cancer? He kept it quiet,
• 2:40:23
  just like Norm did. Yeah. No one knew. Norm was
• 2:40:27
  talking about moving to Austin.
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 2: He was talking about coming out here.
• 2:40:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow.
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 2: And then just fucking died.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 1: That's so commendable in this victim culture. He could have
• 2:40:36
  gotten so many points off that, and he just wrote
• 2:40:39
  it out.
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 2: Apparently, he had been fighting cancer for a long time. Yeah.
• 2:40:43
  And if you look at him when he got real
• 2:40:44
  puffy for a while, that was probably what was going on.
• 2:40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 2: He was probably battling cancer.
• 2:40:51
  Speaker 1: If you watch his old, I'm talking 80s clips, he's
• 2:40:53
  holding his stomach, like on Letterman, because he had stomach cancer.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 1: And that's why he always touched his stomach, because I
• 2:40:59
  think it hurt.
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 2: He had it for that long?
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 1: He had it because he had it, and then he
• 2:41:02
  kind of beat it, and it came back.
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 1: Crazy. He's a hero.
• 2:41:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 1: Is there a funnier guy than Norm? I mean.
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 2: One of the funniest guys of all time.
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 1: Funny on a podcast, funny on stand-up, funny in movies.
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 2: Funny talking to him in the hallway at the store.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 2: And just a great guy, man.
• 2:41:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:41:20
  Speaker 2: A great guy. And, you know. And would go after
• 2:41:24
  people who were cunts online too.
• 2:41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did.
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 2: Seth Simon guy went after him. Oh, really?
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 2: One day I'm going to meet you in real life.
• 2:41:31
  Speaker 1: Whoa. He wrote Shane a nice, Shane showed me the
• 2:41:34
  email after he got in trouble.
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 2: He's a solid, he was a solid dude. He was
• 2:41:38
  a real solid and fucking funny, man.
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 1: So brilliant.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 2: So funny.
• 2:41:42
  Speaker 1: Enlightened. And he was like a Dostoevsky reader, you know,
• 2:41:45
  and everybody thought he was this dumb guy.
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 2: I sat next to him randomly on a flight twice.
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 1: Don't do the smoking story.
• 2:41:52
  Speaker 2: I did already.
• 2:41:53
  Speaker 5: All right, all right.
• 2:41:54
  Speaker 1: We've all heard it too many times.
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 2: Sorry. But just randomly sitting next to him on a flight.
• 2:41:58
  It was like, it was such a treat.
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 1: That's a gift.
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 2: Just to hang out with him for fucking hours on
• 2:42:02
  a plane, just laughing and talking. Ah, Joe.
• 2:42:05
  Speaker 1: He was great.
• 2:42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:42:06
  Speaker 1: Joe over here.
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 2: Solid dude. There's good people out there. Yeah. They exist.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was great. And he changed Weekend Update.
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, the fact that he got fired for being funny.
• 2:42:18
  He told the truth. He told the truth about OJ
• 2:42:20
  killing his wife, and he got in trouble.
• 2:42:21
  Speaker 2: Is that what happened? That's what it was. Is that
• 2:42:23
  why he got fired.
• 2:42:23
  Speaker 1: From Weekend Update? Because Ohlmeyer was like the head of NBC,
• 2:42:26
  and he was friends with OJ.
• 2:42:28
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:42:28
  Speaker 1: So he was like, stop shitting on OJ. He's a
• 2:42:30
  friend of mine. He's like, I can't. He's a murderer.
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. He told him to stop shitting on OJ?
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 1: And he kept doing it, and he got fired.
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 1: That's what it was.
• 2:42:40
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Let me hear what he said. Back it up.
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 4: And now the fake news. Well, it.
• 2:42:52
  Speaker 1: Is finally official.
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 6: I'll be honest, we can't.
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 2: Can't play it? No.
• 2:42:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. We'll get in trouble. Yeah, you can see it.
• 2:42:57
  It's amazing. He's got a whole compilation.
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 2: Let's wrap this bitch up and bring it home.
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 2: Mark Norman, you're the man. Appreciate you, brother.
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  Speaker 1: New special.
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  Speaker 3: Check it out.
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  Speaker 2: New special out on Netflix. I know it's hilarious. I
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  watched you work out some of the material. It's called
• 2:43:09
  None Too Pleased. It's available now. As of the time
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  we're talking, it's number five. I'm sure it'll boost the
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  fuck up after this.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Kick it up a notch.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll see you tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Let's fucking go. Comedy.
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  Speaker 4: Comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.