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Leave That One Unspoken · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: We're going to clean out the sound fridge. It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing. I'm one more thing. You got anything before
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  Speaker 1: we get to the open up the sound fridge and
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  Speaker 1: start cleaning out our disgusting, disgusting fridge from me.
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  Speaker 2: No, just no, no, sound defeated.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't have some many if you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's wrong.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my son did that the other day on me.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that with just the depth of my soul.
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  Speaker 3: I was just sitting here flipping through Twitter, totally unaware
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  Speaker 3: that you guys were ready because Michael was telling us
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  Speaker 3: we're ready through our headphones. You can see I don't
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  Speaker 3: have my headphones on. You gotta talk to me through
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  Speaker 3: the speaker thing. Oh I'm sorry, sitting here like a
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  Speaker 3: jackass back here. I don't feel like part of the team.
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  Speaker 1: Mike, I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Is getting clips ready?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Well? No, you apologize, that's the manly thing to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's accepted.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting here, sorry that we had.
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  Speaker 3: This moment of uncomfortableness between.
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  Speaker 1: Us, sitting here like a jackass. People don't use that.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of an old timey urn. I felt like
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  Speaker 1: a jackass.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good term.
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  Speaker 1: That guy's a jackass. Stop being a jackass, right, That
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  Speaker 1: is a good old timey term, right. Okay, So we're
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  Speaker 1: cleaning out to sound for that's when we got a
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  Speaker 1: whole bunch of sound clips that the production team works
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  Speaker 1: so hard to get and we didn't use them, and
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  Speaker 1: we won. We feel like we should in two This
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  Speaker 1: is the easiest thing to do, and we both really
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  Speaker 1: enjoy easy well, and.
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  Speaker 3: It's entertaining to me too. I'm speaking for myself. I
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  Speaker 3: don't have to provide the entertainment and I get to
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  Speaker 3: absorb it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm not in the habit of
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  Speaker 1: watching Bill Maher on Friday nights, because not only we
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  Speaker 1: play his jokes a lot, but he has a lot
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  Speaker 1: of really great political discussions, Like he had Brett Stevens
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  Speaker 1: on the other night, the conservative calmness for the New
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  Speaker 1: York Times, arguing with Jensaki, the old spokesperson for Obama. Anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: great conversation about Kamala Harris now she doesn't do interviews.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff. I should watch that show on Friday nights,
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  Speaker 1: probably learn more than I would from freaking Face the Nation. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some of the Bill Maher humor.
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  Speaker 4: The fight with Hesbelah is on there in the Middle East,
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  Speaker 4: and the way Israel did it's some pretty amazing. You know,
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  Speaker 4: terrorists know this for a long time. First thing you
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  Speaker 4: gotta do, get rid of your cell phone because they
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  Speaker 4: could track you there. So they've been seeing old school pagers,
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  Speaker 4: and the Israelis this week made all the pagers blow
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  Speaker 4: up in what they call Operation nineteen eighties drug Dealer. Ooh,
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  Speaker 4: they took the fight from their river to their pants.
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  Speaker 1: I like, from to the knee. I like that one.
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  Speaker 1: That joke.
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  Speaker 5: I can't tell you how many people brought that up
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  Speaker 5: to me this weekend that heard you mention it.
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  Speaker 1: That is that is funny, that's gruesome. There's some stories
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  Speaker 1: about lots of people having their junk blown off.
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  Speaker 2: I've a terrorists.
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  Speaker 3: That's a matter of fact commentary from the great Katie Green.
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  Speaker 1: You know, want your genitals blown off, don't be a terrorists.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, then then it's you're down to just
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  Speaker 1: fourth of July mishaps. Otherwise your genital genitals will remain intact.
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  Speaker 1: Here's more. Bill Maher certainly hope.
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  Speaker 4: So they seized a thousand bottles of lube and baby
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  Speaker 4: oil in his house because he was having these parties
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  Speaker 4: they called freak offs, which went on for days. Sometimes
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  Speaker 4: people needed IV they were partying so hard, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: a freak off. I'm all good with it. The one
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  Speaker 4: thing that always bothered me about it is do you
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  Speaker 4: bring a gift? And uh, I would and then you're like, well,
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  Speaker 4: I'll bring baby oil and then you get there, Oh
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  Speaker 4: everybody brought that.
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  Speaker 6: Look you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bet Bill Maher, as a single guy known for
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  Speaker 1: the having a hot chick on his arm, I'll bet
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  Speaker 1: he was completely aware of these parties going on in town.
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  Speaker 1: He would have to run with that crowd, right, run
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  Speaker 1: with cris me if he didn't know somebody w knew something, right,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I meant, Not run with the crowd that
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  Speaker 1: was having the freak offs. But he would know people
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  Speaker 1: that definitely knew about Yeah, I mean, because it's been
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  Speaker 1: going on for twenty years, going back to when Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher was much more of a man about town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's not my circle. So I'm guessing, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll bet you're right.
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  Speaker 1: I like humor with a British accent. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't watch this either. It's a John Oliver show
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  Speaker 1: on HBO on One of the popular topics of last
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  Speaker 1: week is Springfield.
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  Speaker 6: They're eating the dogs the people that came in, They're
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  Speaker 6: eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets.
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  Speaker 1: Of the people that live there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was Donald Trump accusing Haitian immigrants of killing
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  Speaker 7: and eating people's pets. And can you even remember a
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  Speaker 7: time when something like that would have been disqualified?
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  Speaker 2: Because I can't anymore.
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  Speaker 7: Republicans are out nominated Trump three times, Democrats have so
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  Speaker 7: far lost to him half the time, and this election
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  Speaker 7: is still inexplicably close. Because unfortunately, some Americans watched that
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  Speaker 7: and thought, I don't like how Kamala laughed when he
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  Speaker 7: called immigrants dog eaters.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't very presidential. There's a reminder of why you
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  Speaker 3: don't watch it. He's very good at his job. Body
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  Speaker 3: hears a liberal right and insufferably.
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  Speaker 2: So I can't hear that sound bit of Trump saying
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  Speaker 2: that without hearing the song.
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  Speaker 3: Now I know, oh the remixes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just turned into the song immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he was right about the first thing. But
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  Speaker 1: it's bipartisan. It's not just Trump. There are all kinds
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  Speaker 1: of things that happen now with the candidates that would
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  Speaker 1: have been disqualifying twenty years ago. I mean, you'd have
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  Speaker 1: to drop out of the race. Now everybody just blows
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  Speaker 1: through all these things. Everything's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and John, just because you're a ferunner and don't
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  Speaker 3: understand our American ways, perhaps I'll explain you. See, mister
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  Speaker 3: Trump's opponent has no thoughts in her empty ad, So.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be the setup to a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that that's why they're.
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  Speaker 3: Tied, obviously, is what I'm saying. Yes, go ahead here,
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  Speaker 3: I am not completing my thoughts like a jackass.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to set up a joke. So we got
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  Speaker 1: gut Trump was on Gutfeld on Fox last week and
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  Speaker 1: they made a joke about this. But it only makes
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  Speaker 1: sense if you've heard RFK Junior first. So let's do that.
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  Speaker 8: President Trump for many years, and I'm on two occasions
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  Speaker 8: I sued him. He was trying to build golf courses
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  Speaker 8: up in the New York City Reservoir watershed, and I
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  Speaker 8: sued up successfully to stop that. At one point, my wife,
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  Speaker 8: she wanted to go to Bomb Beach for the week
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  Speaker 8: and to see my mom over Easter, and I said, I,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I want to buy tickets for all the kids.
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  Speaker 8: And she said, what if I find a free ride?
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  Speaker 8: And I said okay. Then she said I found a
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  Speaker 8: free ride and I said oh, And she said Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 8: And I said, I'm suing him, and she said, he
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  Speaker 8: told me he knows you're sewing them, but it's okay anyway,
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  Speaker 8: And we ended up flying down with him and I
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  Speaker 8: had a great time.
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  Speaker 9: I still sued him, Wow, Well, you talk about circles,
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  Speaker 9: I don't run with Yeah, what a different liney are
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  Speaker 9: you gonna fly down to see your mom with all
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  Speaker 9: the kids?
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  Speaker 3: Don't buy tickets? That's too expensive. Well do we have
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  Speaker 3: a friend so freaking rich he can just take you
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  Speaker 3: on his plane? Yes, I'll find one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm suing him. He doesn't mind. He gets sued by
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  Speaker 1: lots of people. Were there anywhere? Here's Trump on Guttfield
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  Speaker 1: talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's such an interesting story because you kind of separate
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  Speaker 3: the friendship from the legal stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you to me, I get it, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you do. But I'm not. I like, you want
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  Speaker 1: to use my plane?
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  Speaker 2: Fine?
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  Speaker 1: I mean some people would not understand that.
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  Speaker 8: Now I think I have been able to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise I would have nobody to talk.
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  Speaker 8: To it all.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I said. He gets sued by
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  Speaker 1: so many different people. It's or has complicated relationships with
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  Speaker 1: so many people. He'd have nobody to talk to if
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  Speaker 1: he was going to hold that kind of grudge. God,
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  Speaker 1: what a different lifestyle. Holy cal Have you seen that video?
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  Speaker 1: We should maybe play it on the air. Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen that video of Trump when he was on Oprah? Geez,
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  Speaker 1: way back in the eighties.
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  Speaker 3: I think I remember we were chatting about it last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's so interesting to watch and hear the young, handsome,
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  Speaker 1: smooth talking Trump. Same issues, he presented them a little better.
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  Speaker 1: But I can see he just he has an aura
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  Speaker 1: about him when he is you know that guy. I
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  Speaker 1: can see why he became as popular as he was,
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  Speaker 1: the cultural phenomenon that he was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't a showman that he is now. Back
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  Speaker 3: then he was much more genial and reserved, almost soft spoken.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was kind of like confident, but soft spoke, confident,
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  Speaker 1: laid back, cool guy, real good looking.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but he's had these same core values the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he has anyway one more Trump thing. So
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  Speaker 1: somebody said this needs to be set up. What do
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  Speaker 1: we need to know about this? Michael or KD or
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  Speaker 1: whoever got it.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's just uh.
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  Speaker 5: Kid Rock was on Tucker's show and he was talking
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  Speaker 5: about a time where he was invited to dinner at
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  Speaker 5: the White House with Trump and it was like the
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  Speaker 5: first time they had interacted in the in the Oval Office.
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  Speaker 8: Cool.
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  Speaker 6: We go into the Oval Office to meet him and
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  Speaker 6: he's just wide open like kid like blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 6: And then we conversate, take some pictures, like anybody want
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  Speaker 6: to wash their hands? I'm like I do, kind of
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  Speaker 6: a germ free. So we go in this little room
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  Speaker 6: and we're like, we would like sharing a bar of soap.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, man, this is weird, weirdly awesome, right,
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  Speaker 6: and then he goes, Rock comer.
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  Speaker 1: We walked out of this other room, left to the
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  Speaker 1: Oval Office.
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  Speaker 6: We're stand there's some papers and like Fox News and
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  Speaker 6: picture George Washington.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, you know what this room is?
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  Speaker 3: I no serious, Like this is the Monica Lewinsky room.
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  Speaker 1: Like a lot so Kid Rock and Drummer sharing a
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  Speaker 1: bar soap at the sink washing their hands. That's important.
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  Speaker 1: It stuck out to me. Yeah, what, He's right, this
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  Speaker 1: is weird.
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  Speaker 3: I just I'm annoyed that he blah blah blah is
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  Speaker 3: meeting the president in the Oval office.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, YadA, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm uncomfortable with that clip because I don't think
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  Speaker 3: it should.
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  Speaker 1: Be called the the you know who room? You think
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  Speaker 1: it should be called the blowjob room? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think it should be called.
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  Speaker 2: The blue dress Room?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Just I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to identify that scandal by the young
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  Speaker 3: woman who was you know, played with by Bill Clinton,
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  Speaker 3: then ruined and humiliated by the vicious Hillary Clinton, and
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  Speaker 3: has endured a hell of a lot since she, as
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  Speaker 3: a very young woman, made a terrible error in judgment
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  Speaker 3: and fell for a guy that was never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you get a thirty year sentence of
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  Speaker 3: getting shit on for that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you can if you like Hanson. What's that, Katie?
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  Speaker 2: Is that the Bill's a perv room?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be all right. The bill took advantage of
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  Speaker 1: a young college girl room. Yeah, yeah, it's the fact
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  Speaker 1: that she got roomed. I know a lot.
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  Speaker 3: The hommertorium.
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  Speaker 1: I know quite a few women that had a dalliance
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  Speaker 1: at some point at work with an older, married guy.
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  Speaker 1: But they didn't have They don't have to pay for
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  Speaker 1: it the rest of their lives.
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  Speaker 3: The oral lounge.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's it. Filatio vestibule.
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  Speaker 3: See I could have come up with more if you'd
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  Speaker 3: give me a second.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that one's too much.
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  Speaker 3: Leave that one unspoken.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: The knobby lobby, oh wow, wow for the wind tried
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  Speaker 3: to go hide and took it all the way back
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  Speaker 3: down Joe. Hell yeah, that's what I do.