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Scariest Friend 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, last call for you have the scariest friend, or you are the scariest friend, and why.
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  SPEAKER_02: And these have been great so far.
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  SPEAKER_02: Allie really set the tone with this.
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  SPEAKER_02: So years ago.
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  SPEAKER_03: In front of Lando's.
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  SPEAKER_02: A lifetime ago.
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  SPEAKER_03: We were, of course, you know, we were bar hopping, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could have been liquid courage involved in this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_03: And our friend Danielle got really ticked at somebody.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what it was about.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think they took their order of fries.
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  SPEAKER_02: In other words, it was a street meat vendor, and the fries, they had ordered fries and like hot dogs or whatever, because you gotta deal with the after effects of being inside the bar hops.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we Somebody took the fries they were supposed to have.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I mean I don't remember that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is what happened.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Danielle got so mad at somebody that she had a can of Pepsi because they would serve, they would also sell different, you know, Pepsi, Diet Coke, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: She took that can of Pepsi and chucked it at this other girl's head.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's my crazy friend.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's yeah, well, that's kind of where these lean.
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  SPEAKER_03: And what's yours for Taxylvania tickets?
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  SPEAKER_03: Tomorrow is the last day.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, don't get me wrong, they're open, they're open Friday and Saturday, but these tickets for are for tomorrow only.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, remember, you get bonus points if you send us an audio message, not just a text.
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  SPEAKER_02: The audio, the little microphone is on the app right next to where you would click to type.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just record it because I got I love hearing these.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: My sister is the most terrifying friend that I have.
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  SPEAKER_00: She has five kids.
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  SPEAKER_00: Her last two are five-year-old twins.
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  SPEAKER_00: She wakes up early in the morning and makes her kids homemade breakfast, like muffins or like waffles from scratch, and makes sure they have a hot breakfast before they go to school.
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  SPEAKER_00: She dries their clothes so that they put on warm clothes in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then when they get back home from school, they come home to like homemade facaccia bread or like homemade pizza or some kind of like warm homemade treat, sometimes like cookies, but they're healthy cookies with low sugar and like made with applesauce and all this stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: My kids are lucky if they get a bowl of cereal for breakfast from me and like maybe some sort of a dinner later on in the night.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll say two things.
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  SPEAKER_03: Number one, you're setting up your kids for a lifetime of disappointment because it's good parenting, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_03: No one is going to like later on in life, your partner is not gonna throw your clothes in the dryer in the morning before you go to work.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, only when they're trying to get in your drawers.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Secondly, what?
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: I love because the whole way through you're just I'm watching Allie shake her head like, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: And maybe something for dinner.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you can do it.
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• 2:54
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I have to mark that off my list.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's just a little much.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: And police in Canby, Oregon are searching for a 10-year-old Violet Hay after a man reportedly broke into her apartment and kidnapped her early yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_03: Investigators say he also assaulted a 12-year-old child before taking Violet, and police are gathering some footage, interviews with relatives.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everyone so far has been cooperating.
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  SPEAKER_03: And three people have been arrested in an alleged plot to carry out a shooting at Cherokee High School in Canton, Georgia.
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  SPEAKER_03: The investigation began after the FBI found some threatening social media posts and alerted police.
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  SPEAKER_03: Authorities arrested an unnamed minor on October 20th.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, 17-year-old Shane Keith Taylor and 21-year-old Michael Brandon Terry.
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  SPEAKER_03: The three name thing?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorrial killers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, always.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, all three face change uh charges, pardon me, not changes, charges of planning a murder, and investigators collected guns, ammunition, and electronic devices.
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  SPEAKER_03: Police say there's no known ongoing threat to the high school or other schools and the county despite this incident.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, if I stick to my rule of who the winner was gonna be, I said there was bonus points if you send an audio message.
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  SPEAKER_02: Although I do love the fact that uh uh the one guy married his uh crazy friend because she went and uh beat down somebody that threw a bottle at her other friend.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, this is hardcore, a scary person, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I want to listen to this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or the greatest person.
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  SPEAKER_01: So not a friend, but my aunt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm talking like screaming at the whole staff ready to get up on the table.
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  SPEAKER_01: She might have been on the table.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and they never got it down.
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  SPEAKER_03: She is crazy, but I can't subscribe to that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know, it's it's over the I mean it's it's such bad behavior.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, but then again, at the same time, this is what makes your friends crazy, or in this case, well, your aunt.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh my favorite was Tanisha's.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which one's it was Tanisha's?
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  SPEAKER_03: Her friend dumped the hot soup on my ex's current while the poor girl was working because the girl said I was fat.
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  SPEAKER_03: If somebody calls me fat, yeah, my best friend better be going to bat for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because all of a sudden that's gonna get scary.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you're gonna be soup season just got all over you.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, if you're calling soup season, we'll go with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because the other one was gonna be uh the uh one that has the sister that does all the home uh homemade stuff until all of a sudden she's like, Yeah, my kids are lucky to get a bowl of cereal.
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  SPEAKER_03: One day those kids she's gonna stop doing the focaccia and the warm uh clothes and everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: One day the mom's gonna stop because she's gonna be so burnt out and the kids are gonna be like, Where's our mom?
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  SPEAKER_03: What happened to our mom?
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  SPEAKER_03: Did she get abducted?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, eventually that's that spigot's gotta get turned off.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, you want uh you you want the soup the hot soup?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, hot soup is uh wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a bold move.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's a real close tie between that and you marrying the chick at the bar that pummeled somebody.
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  SPEAKER_03: I yeah, seven one seven three, we'll call you after the show.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll get you your tickets.