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2 Popes and a Keefe I Ep 85: Before & After · Draft Offsides Podcast

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  Yo, it looks pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty bright, I'll
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  be honest. Yeah, it looks.
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  Did you do you have a light too? No, I don't have the light.
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  Just put the living room light on, it looks.
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  Significantly better than my setup now.
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  Now I have to get one. It was.
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  It was like 60 bucks. I saw.
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  I'll get one. I'll get one pretty cheap.
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  Let's see Tico's. Let's see how like I can hear
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  it. I don't know, his looks clean
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  but mine looks brighter. Enzo's light setup is better,
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  whatever that setup is. It's the living room lights.
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  Tikka, what the fuck are you wearing right now by the way?
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  Like what is going? On which part?
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  OK, there's like there's like 4 things I want to ask you about.
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  First is why, why do you, why did you have something over your
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  camera in the first part? Because you're like, worried
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  about like hackers or something. Just worried about people saying
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  Jack off. Why?
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  Why are you wearing gloves? Are you wearing gloves?
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  I think you also like what's this shirt that you have on like
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  what is going on? So I'm the shirts should be
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  familiar to you guys. I don't.
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  Like it, Whatever you're doing, I don't like.
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  It we played in this jersey. Poker, we did play that.
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  We did, yeah. I know we're, you know, EPL
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  podcast, but Clippers are playing playoffs.
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  Los Angeles. Let's go, baby.
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  This is why. This is why someone said to
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  stick to baseball. To side it.
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  I hate you. And then it came with this
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  gloves that every time I get to give Enzo one of these, we'll
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  also, you know, but it's also. Clippers.
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  Wait, wait. So Clippers.
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  But then how many fingers can you put up for championships?
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  Same amount that you could put up as a Tottenham fan.
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  I'm like Shaq, I get foul and then it's back.
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  Tottenham score a lot of championships.
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  In this like this generation. Keith don't, don't do this to
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  the question. He just said Tottenham as a
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  general. In your lifetime.
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  In my lifetime I've seen us winning a couple League Cups and
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  an Audi Cup. I thought I didn't realize how
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  you were. Oh yeah, I'm 38.
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  Making a joke. OK, OK.
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  And this is a scarf that's not a football scarf, but I bought it
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  in Iceland and I liked it a lot. What's the Is there some
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  symbology around it being a black scarf if you?
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  Want no I got it the Blue Lagoon and it was cold so I started
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  using it on a trip and I became a scarf.
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  Person, if I'm going to fucking tell you he's gone fucking
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  sideways. Like he started off not too bad
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  with football related items and now what you're going to see is
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  like Knick knacks from his fucking trips.
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  I think that I think the biggest issue is that he's starting to
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  taste his victory. He's starting to feel like he's
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  going to win this football. And so he's, he's getting a
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  little more wacky by the days, by the days.
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  He could look hopefully, hopefully I beat him this week
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  and now be, you know, nice for me personally.
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  So I'll beat Tico and that means I'm only two games behind him.
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  And then you could lose to pelvic thruster.
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  Losing. I'm losing this week.
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  This week. Is it's over?
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  Yeah, I know. I'm I'm.
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  I'm. Down by 50 I'm not.
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  Worried about you? With three players left and he
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  has two players left. But you have Savio, he's got
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  that in his locker. Just saying he's at 50.
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  He's getting benched. He's definitely getting.
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  Bad. I do not like the fact that
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  Keith you talked about my situation real quick and you
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  didn't give me a chance to shed on Enzo that he looks stupid.
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  Even with the new camera still has the same I think it looks.
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  Good. Thank you.
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  It looks good. Yeah, I think the camera looks
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  good. Do you guys have anything?
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  I'm a little disappointed that your light setup doesn't look as
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  good as his. Well, I don't have a light
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  situation, it's just my room. I think he has a.
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  Light. No, I don't actually.
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  It's just the living room. Well, my light looks like a it's
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  like a boob with the nipple on there.
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  Oh. You've got one of those old
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  yeah, 1980s fucking light up there that doesn't actually
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  shine on anything. If I get a second one I could
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  motorboat. It Oh my God, I hate you guys.
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  I hate you guys. That was good.
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  I didn't open these because I didn't know if you guys I should
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  open them on the pot or not. Yeah, Keith.
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  Keith. Can you, can you?
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  Can you open them with your gloves on?
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  Oh, can I use my mouth? I I was.
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  Oh. Yeah, they're driving me to
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  drinking. Look at the first one, is that?
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  Marcus Rashford. Marcus Rashford.
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  Very nice. So these are Panini Prism, Yeah.
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  What are they? These are nice.
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  Yeah, this is asked to be the legend Marcus Rashford.
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  Shit Keith, you will like this one.
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  What year is this? Once an OPEC.
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  That's cool. Comp tail a little pack
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  sometimes go for more depending on what.
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  I gave, I gave, I, I brought you one, but you didn't show up to
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  breakfast. I know, sorry.
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  Ballwin. Oh, this is actually a good
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  pack. Fuck you give.
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  Back and then you could have this one Armel Bell like chop.
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  These are all base set cards. None of them are.
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  Yeah, they're all base set cards.
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  And one now one at the end of the episode.
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  He's already gone. I couldn't.
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  Hear him. Was that the whole pack?
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  Yeah, here I. Have two, four cards.
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  Oh yeah, yeah. Oh Arsenal legend.
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  And Katia. Oh.
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  My God. I have.
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  I don't know what this guy is. I don't know what he's wearing.
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  Some kind of supertel. Is that better Contact girl
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  Nunez. Yeah.
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  And then this one's and then Jordan, they use, so it's.
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  OK, Do you ever want to show it? I'm.
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  I'm showing the camera I like. I like, I like this jerseys for
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  the Wolves. The Wolves.
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  Yeah, they're good. All right.
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  Well, this was a good waste of however many minutes we've been
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  recording now. You mean?
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  Yeah, 7 minutes. This was good content right
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  here. I don't know.
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  I don't know about Tico I. Don't think anything is good
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  content. I'm not in a good.
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  I mean, how many points are you putting up?
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  Not only are you losing, you're also losing the total points
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  battle. Are you going to reach 80
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  points? I'm I'm yeah, I'm having a
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  terrible week. Let's not.
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  I don't even. Yeah, he has been having a
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  fucking terrible week because he falsely accused me of fucking
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  helping someone I don't even fucking know.
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  Well, to be fair, you have that history, so that's key.
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  Do you have that? History.
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  Yeah, but I outright say if. You'd ask me, I'll outright say
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  it. I don't hide it.
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  All I know is that this guy that's been very inactive in our
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  league all of a sudden 30 minutes before game time made
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  all these changes. And they were key.
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  And they were, they were literally like crucial changes
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  like subbing in Ellie Anderson, subbing in Richarlson, just
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  things that actually. You know, Keith, you actually
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  have this coming because I was kind of upset with you when the
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  week started. I think it was Saturday.
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  Hey Enzo, what is this starting? What I I definitely have this
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  coming. Like I definitely I've been to
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  touch a little punk. I definitely.
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  I had him. I already had him in.
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  You did, which is why I'm not super, you know that upset about
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  it, but I did not appreciate it nonetheless.
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  Oh, Chico. I mean, I I actually knew you
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  had him in. I wouldn't have done that
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  otherwise. OK, that would have been that
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  would have been too far. Honestly, he picked up
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  Richardson, who I was going to pick up if he was starting.
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  I hadn't checked to see if he's starting or not.
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  And being at work, man, that shit gets in the way of like,
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  you know, doing important stuff like fantasy.
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  So, I mean, I guess he picked up early answers, so it would have
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  been pointless, yeah. But Oh well.
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  So it's looking like, I mean, if Tigo wins this week, I think
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  it's going to be pretty hard for anyone to.
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  Catch up. Yeah.
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  If he wins this this, I think it's done.
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  It's close to that, but I mean, not not mathematically, but it's
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  like Liverpool for the last month, Yeah.
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  Like they, like everyone know. It's just a matter of if not
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  when or not, when not. It's like we.
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  He needs to lose this week and then he plays because he hardly
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  has any players in next week. He.
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  Needs to lose next week and then Sergey, his brother, his sworn
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  enemy, plays him in the third week and he wants third, so he's
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  going to be fine. Hard for it.
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  Well, I'm, I'm trying to because next week is we're four teams
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  are not playing. So I'm trying to convince you,
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  Charleston and the pelvic thrusters to play 7V7.
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  Yeah, that's not going to happen.
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  See Am I? So funny.
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  Seeing that you're, you're like, look, just overthink it.
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  Wherever you do, just overthink it.
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  Oh, pull a key and overthink it. Brother, I under think it so
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  much that I thought Timber was starting.
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  This is what happens when you wake up like at 5:00 AM in
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  someone else's house and try to fix your lineup, OK?
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  Let's get let's get into this. This is I'm I'm not happy.
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  I don't want to I. Don't know why you're not happy?
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  Why? Are you not happy?
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  I'm happy. I'm happy for my my individual
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  team. I'm not happy for my fantasy
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  team. Oh, are you are you thinking
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  what you said like couple weeks ago, how you said, oh, this is
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  where I was last time where I was sitting in second then I
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  somehow ended up I'm. Definitely.
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  I'm definitely having those thoughts.
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  Those those dark intrusive thoughts are starting to come
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  into my brain for sure. But we're here, OK?
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  Hello. Wait before we start, Would it
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  be worse to like finishing second or like be finishing
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  Bandeza would probably be yours right of.
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  Course finishing. Like like even like let's say
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  take the money part out of it. If you were like third from the
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  this group, that would be the worst.
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  Way can I? Yeah, absolutely.
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  Can I make? A statement.
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  You could even be 5th. Wait, can I ask a?
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  Question. I can easily be fifth, yeah.
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  Would it be, would I be like the best, best one out of all three
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  of us if I come second in this league and 2nd in the other
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  league and I and I also placed last season, am I the most
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  consistent? Do you have a claim that still a
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  lot of games left? So no.
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  Let's see how this is. I reject that claim.
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  I'm not going to lie to you, so far I don't like any of the
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  Champions in our main league at all.
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  I mean, I'm a champion, and I mean, no, you're not.
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  Yeah. When did you ever with Kevin?
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  Right, Wait, wait. But this wasn't fan tracks, that
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  was. Yeah, it was.
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  It was fan tracks. That was you.
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  Were a champion. Do you see how ever, ever see
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  it? I was, I was ahead by, I was
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  ahead by so much. It was wrapped up by like like
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  February. Oh, wait, hold up.
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  I actually have something about that.
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  Give me one second guys. Wait, he's got something.
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  It's an asterisk. You're an asterisk champion.
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  OK, whatever. Can I?
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  You know. You know how irrelevant that
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  that win is. I don't even remember it.
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  I remember Kyle. I remember Thomas.
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  Hey, the history books remember? Hello, welcome to episode 85 of
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  Draft Offsides. I'm with Tiko Enzo.
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  My name is Keith. This has been episode 85 of
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  Draft Off Sides. Follow us at Draft Off Sides
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  Everywhere and we'll see you next week.
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  Tico. I went to a super good Armenian
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  restaurant this this weekend. Oh, really?
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  Sunday. Can I wait?
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  What city? Glendale.
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  Ralphie's. No, it was.
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  Oh, I love Ralphie. It's good.
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  It has an Armenian name. Carousel.
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  No, Carousel's an Armenian name. Well, we said carousel with an
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  Armenian. There you go.
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  That sounds better. Literally it's called like it
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  was called like it's it was like 2 words that are in Armenian
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  such with AD. I'm actually playing on the name
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  of it right now. While you look at it, look at
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  this technology. With this finger you could work
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  the phone, but not with the other ones.
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  That's pretty cool, Tico. I'm already happy for you.
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  But I want my I want 2 buddies who are Armenian.
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  And they were like they was telling me that it's a spot that
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  there's one in Armenia. Dude, I was I'd just done a 10
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  mile hike I was throwing out of my head.
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  Always with the excuses. Why would you want to do a 10
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  mile hike? To to push myself.
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  That's what hip challenge. Challenge was what hipsters do.
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  What'd you do at the Hollywood? The was it?
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  What was the What's that one in Hollywood?
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  Was this not for 20? It wasn't for 20.
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  There was no smoking at all. What the hell, man?
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  Oh my God, the story keeps getting worse and worse.
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  Where is the Verdugo Mountains? We did the Verdugo.
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  What? Man?
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  I'll remember it. I'll send it to you.
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  I forgot it. This was really anticlimactic,
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  but it was super good. I was really, I was really
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  impressed about that spot. Why are you surprised?
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  I'm not surprised. I was really good food.
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  Yeah, I was enjoying it. I was also so hungry.
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  But we did the thing where it's like a big, it's like almost
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  like a flatbread with like cheese and meat and you like,
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  you roll it up. That's super good.
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  I got Pokémon cards. Nice do.
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  You have it with you right now. I got.
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  The Japanese ones. That's what you get a friendship
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  from. You just got them from here.
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  Well, I got though I got these. I got some other Japanese one
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  when I was in Japan and I found I saw these.
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  I might as well buy some. There's a really good card shop
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  in kind of in between US and so where.
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  Burbank. Oh yeah.
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  That's a really good shop, yeah. You told me about.
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  I went there, didn't buy anything though.
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  Let's let's do. I'm a I'm a.
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  I think the the thing that's annoying with all these Pokémon
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  packs is that like they literally there's like they know
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  a car. There's only one car that's
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  remotely interesting. Like that's probably it.
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  You have like one chance to really.
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  Get it? But.
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  That one actually looks like that's a good one, really cool.
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  Oh, it's the Magneton. Yeah.
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  But that one, it looks like it's a like a alternative art.
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  Yeah. So that one actually might be
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  and it's. You might want to and it's that
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  look and it's an EX1. Yeah, you might want to get that
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  actually looked at from like a that actually might be worth
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  something. I'm going to put that.
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  Down Keith, any clues on what the restaurant is?
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  What type of food? It's called like dumb.
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  It was called like DUM like and it starts with an LII was trying
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  to Google it I couldn't figure it out like.
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  Kinkali house? No, that's.
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  Kinkali, isn't that Georgian? Look at you.
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  It is. I like Georgian food, Jordan
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  food's good. I like that boat, that egg boat
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  thing, the bread. Yeah, Oh.
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  That's so good, So good. Big Mamas and Papas has it.
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  Oh really? So.
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  Bad turn. Lamar TUNLAHMA.
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  J Tun La Maju. Tun la madre tune lama ju.
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  Oh, that's my it's, that's my uncle's friend's place.
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  Really. I love that one.
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  Like it took Tikko a second to process.
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  Like he's saying it, he's saying it.
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  I. Butchered it.
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  He's. Butchering this.
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  Let me just. Translate.
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  You know what? You know what La Maju is, ends
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  Armenian pizza. Oh man, it's.
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  So good. And you wrote, oh, man, it's
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  really good. What a lot you roll it?
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  Yeah, that's. A lot you wrote, I wrote.
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  I wrote it up like a cigar. When so I kind of fold it like
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  like that. That's how I always, you know,
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  that's how we eat it. We you know, when you say, when
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  you say, we mean. Like my family.
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  That's how I oh, your family. I'm just saying because I I
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  rolled mine up, that's why I. Yeah, no, Armenia's rolled it up
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  too. It's like, to me it's just
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  Sergei, because, you know, it's all flour on the outside.
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  When we were kids, Sergei used to fold the dot with the meat
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  outside because he didn't like the feeling of the flour on his.
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  What? The meat's on the outside.
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  It's like the dumbest thing ever.
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  That's a little crazy. Yeah, Sergei, explain yourself.
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  You like greasy fingers? I better use my.
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  Strong hair, but you touched everything off of that.
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  That's like eating pizza just with like sticking your hand on
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  like the top of the cheese and. Yeah.
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  So are you guys a folder or you guys you guys just go for it?
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  The two with the 2. No, with no pizza.
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  Like not real pizza. I'm sorry.
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  Like with pizza. Do you fold?
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  It I like I like a single fold you.
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  Like a single fold? Me too.
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  I like a single fold. Yeah, I I used to go for it, but
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  then I became a folder. Do we want to have a moment of
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  silence? For the Pope.
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  Oh man. Make Pope for letting it for
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  gold. Oh, we're going to get
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  cancelled, man. That's that's what they should
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  have been. We should have known the Pope
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  was going to die after Nick Pope to do that.
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  Oh my. God, so OK, don't put this in
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  there. Coward.
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  Yeah, No. This was like one of the most
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  progressive popes of all time. I'm, I'm a, I'm really
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  supportive of this Pope. I'm obviously very excited that.
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  I have such a terrible joke to make that I owe you.
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  He's laughing to himself right now.
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  It's no good diddling kids, wouldn't do it with anybody
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  younger than my daughter. No little kids, gotta be big
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  holding them away. I'm really, I'm really proud of
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  you. You didn't laugh at.
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  That oh didn't find it funny. Disgusting.
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  Repulsed by that? Let's go Clippers, maybe.