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#173 Saucy Sexy Chaos · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Ash, I need to apologize.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't apologize to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit chaotic right now in this household.
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  Speaker 2: What's you, big guy?
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  Speaker 1: We've got a huge construction site next door. There is
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  Speaker 1: currently four concrete trucks. I exaggerated this one, but it
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  Speaker 1: might as well before they're doing piling. Okay, we've got
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  Speaker 1: we've got builders doing the jip rocking. It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: all kicking off.
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  Speaker 2: I've got piles.
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  Speaker 1: What are piles?
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  Speaker 2: Just hemorrhoids?
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  Speaker 1: Great, Welcome back to two doting dads.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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  Speaker 1: the good, it is the bad and the relatable. And
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  Speaker 1: I need to apologize now to the listener. If you
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  Speaker 1: hear drills a saw.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're used to it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like today is particularly bad.
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  Speaker 2: That is bad, But you know what, let it be
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  Speaker 2: a surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Let me. I'm trying to I'm trying to give them
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  Speaker 1: some love. Stop me from loving the listener, Let me
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  Speaker 1: love them.
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  Speaker 2: Love love away time I give advice on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, it's nice for.
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  Speaker 2: Me to say a line every now and then carry on.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what what time is? It what tasking?
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  Speaker 1: There we go?
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  Speaker 2: We got there. My first question is to you, no
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  Speaker 2: baby yet.
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  Speaker 1: Look, Laura wants it to be out where. Moments away
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  Speaker 1: she looked up.
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  Speaker 2: Very uncomfortable at that stage where it's like the very
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  Speaker 2: last couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Every step is agony for her, and she wants it
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  Speaker 1: to come out.
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  Speaker 2: Indian food. I heard people.
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  Speaker 1: Have a lot of different thoughts on how to make
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  Speaker 1: the baby come out, Indian food being one of them.
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  Speaker 1: I heard olive oil is another reason that the baby
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  Speaker 1: will come out.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, from what end?
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  Speaker 1: Don't this is what.
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  Speaker 2: I go.
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  Speaker 1: It's not from me, it's the Italians. Ah, but a
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  Speaker 1: rumor that I heard. I don't know if you're familiar
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  Speaker 1: with this rumor, but apparently sex will bring on.
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  Speaker 2: Labor between us. If so, let's get it there.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting to say that, but so sex with
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  Speaker 1: Laura obviously very good? Very good. I thought, I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing some scientific research.
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  Speaker 2: On TikTok on this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now do you more so Instagram than TikTok. I
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  Speaker 1: put the call out there. I asked people if they
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  Speaker 1: have had labor come on off the back of sex.
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  Speaker 1: Mixed reports, there's only one way to get a true answer.
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  Speaker 1: Here a medical expert.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, I'm not a medical ebsert. I appreciate the
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  Speaker 2: kind word. What are you going to call one?
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  Speaker 1: I have in my hand right now a mobile phone,
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  Speaker 1: and on that phone is a number of an obstetrician,
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  Speaker 1: doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor Bennett's strong name.
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  Speaker 1: Strong name the expert. Let's speak to her any other
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  Speaker 1: medical questions you want to ask at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: No, but in that name, there's two e's, two ends,
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  Speaker 2: two t's boom Bennett.
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  Speaker 1: How your mind works? It is a mystery.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe she can study my mind while it's on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's called doctor Bennett, Doctor Bennett. We would like to
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  Speaker 1: put forward a question that has been asked by parents
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  Speaker 1: to be for centuries. My wife is currently not in labor.
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  Speaker 1: Would like to be in labor. Yeah, and I have
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  Speaker 1: put forward the suggestion that sex will help bring on
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  Speaker 1: labor to back up my claim. Is there any scientific
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  Speaker 1: proof on the matter.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be pleased to know that, yes, there has been
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  Speaker 3: some small studies that have suggested it might help bring
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  Speaker 3: on labor.
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  Speaker 1: When you say small, my ears pricked up.
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  Speaker 3: It basically is worth a try. But no, guarantees. It
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  Speaker 3: works in two ways. So, first of all, in the
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  Speaker 3: semen as prostaglandins, which soften the cervix and can bring
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  Speaker 3: on labor. So prostagondins are what we sometimes used to
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  Speaker 3: induce labor medically, so that's one way it can work.
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  Speaker 3: And then also if it's good sex and there's orgasm involved,
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  Speaker 3: then it can release oxytocin, which is your love hormone,
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  Speaker 3: which can bring on labor.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, that one.
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  Speaker 4: It might help, but it's got to be good sex.
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  Speaker 2: Question for you really quick, any particular position.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever position you can get yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Into, well said, Well said, yeah, that.
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  Speaker 4: Technically can be challenging, but where there's a world as.
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  Speaker 2: A way, that's the spirit only.
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  Speaker 3: The only reason you wouldn't want to do it is
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  Speaker 3: if your waters have broken, don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Then that would be a.
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  Speaker 3: Or if a doctor has said you shouldn't do it,
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  Speaker 3: so few if there's.
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  Speaker 2: A doctor in the room while you're doing it, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be concerned.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't heard of that happening yet, but you know,
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  Speaker 3: you never know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Laura will be thrilled with this news.
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  Speaker 4: Good. I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: Other ways you can bring on labor naturally though the
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  Speaker 3: issues not in the mood.
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  Speaker 4: There's lots of walking.
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  Speaker 3: You can do curb walking where you walk along the
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  Speaker 3: side the road with one foot on the curb, so
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  Speaker 3: you're hobbling along.
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  Speaker 1: What does that do?
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  Speaker 3: So it moves the baby's head down into the pelvis
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  Speaker 3: and presses on your cervix so softens it and opens
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 4: That can help.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure she's already waddling right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure she is chasing after two little ones already.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of walking involved.
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  Speaker 3: Nipple stimulation you might be interested in, and that's just
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  Speaker 3: sex for that, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if that's evolved in sex, it might help. That
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  Speaker 4: can really suxytocin.
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  Speaker 3: But you do need to be doing it quite often,
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  Speaker 3: like for five minutes a few times a day for
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  Speaker 3: it to actually be effective.
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  Speaker 4: So she might not like that.
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  Speaker 1: She hates me touching nipples at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 3: Some massage relaxation gets your oxytocin going. Actual pressure or
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  Speaker 3: acupulcture can also work, so a few people around here
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  Speaker 3: that do it. That's one that's known to be the
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  Speaker 3: guru for if you want to go into labor.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what about for Laura Victoria please ignore ash.
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  Speaker 4: Well, so that's probably a good it's a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good thing me. Okay, massage, got massage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, massage and just generally being relaxed, because if you're stressed,
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  Speaker 3: you adrenaline goes up and then that stops your oxytocin being.
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  Speaker 3: So you've basically just gotta be really nice to Laura.
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  Speaker 3: Lots of massages. For massages, you can make her a
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  Speaker 3: nice curry, spicy food can Help's a.
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  Speaker 1: Lot of work.
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  Speaker 2: What about a renovation.
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  Speaker 1: I've noted all this.
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  Speaker 4: She hasn't paid me to say all these.
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  Speaker 1: Mop the floors. We'll bring on.
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  Speaker 2: What you're saying is chaw play brings on labor.
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  Speaker 4: For play. Did you say raw.
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  Speaker 1: Play cleaning the house? We call it choror play.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that works.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever makes Laura happy will increase, so amazing, go for it.
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  Speaker 1: That is noted, doctor Bennett. We really appreciate your time.
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  Speaker 4: No problem, and.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you again. We will be in touch with future
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  Speaker 1: medical questions. We don't know what they are, but expecting
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  Speaker 1: many of random phone calls from us.
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  Speaker 4: Lovely thanks guys, Laura.
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  Speaker 1: Well there you go.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. From the horse's mouth it's true. I hope, Laura,
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  Speaker 2: you better get out of here, big guy, take those
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  Speaker 2: pants off.
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  Speaker 1: But when she comes home, she's still working.
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  Speaker 2: That get down the office.
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  Speaker 1: I have a huge shout out to Dr Bennett, specialist
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  Speaker 1: obstetrician and onecologist on the Northern Beaches. And if you
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  Speaker 1: want to find her on social media, she is at
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  Speaker 1: doctor Victoria Bennett, double N, double T. That's it. You
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  Speaker 1: know it. Ash actually still in housekeeping. If I may.
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  Speaker 1: People may be wondering about Rhonda. Okay, I'm gonna whisper
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  Speaker 1: because she's next door. She's probably standing outside my general,
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  Speaker 1: the general. You know what she did?
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  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, what did you do?
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  Speaker 1: You know the skylight incident? If anyone who's new, we
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  Speaker 1: had a big storm. Fence blew over, as did Ronda's.
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  Speaker 1: He lives next to me, by the way, it's my neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Her skylight blew off. Okay, I was nice enough to
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  Speaker 1: help facillitate one of the builders to fix her roof
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  Speaker 1: because it was straight through rain was coming in. Ok
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  Speaker 1: we've done that. I then saw the builder and I say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: how did you go with Rhonda and getting the money
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  Speaker 1: because she was she said yes to it, but then
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  Speaker 1: kind of forgot that she said yes to it, and
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  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, mate, bloody hell. It was hard. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, what happened? So he knocked on
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  Speaker 1: her door to be like hey, Ronda, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have an email. He dropped off the invoice in person.
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  Speaker 1: It's about fourteen hundred bucks, and she's like, yeah, right, eh,
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  Speaker 1: I'll pay you nine hundred. And he's like and he's
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  Speaker 1: like it was already pretty heavily discounted. You know. It
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  Speaker 1: was a big job and there was a new skylight
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  Speaker 1: cover that costs a lot of money. And she goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but your boys didn't clean the skylight and I had
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  Speaker 1: to organize someone to clean it and seat nine hundred,
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  Speaker 1: nine hundred take it. I'll leave it. He was like,
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  Speaker 1: not really rooms to negotiated.
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  Speaker 2: This is not the appropriate time to negotiating, wonder.
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  Speaker 1: And then he was like, fuck, what do I do?
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  Speaker 1: Just it's not worth it. He's like, I'll take an
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks. So she swimdled the builder out of five
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: She's got you all, she's got you all wrapped around.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever she wants she has she gets and I think,
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  Speaker 2: I look, I'm starting to come around and rondo. Because
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  Speaker 2: her way of doing things, you would have run very similar.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, I'm like, okay, you don't not nine hundred,
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  Speaker 2: how about eight hundred going the wrong way? Am I not?
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  Speaker 2: For me? I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: She complained about the fence by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Because she complains with the wind.
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  Speaker 1: No, she said. I was like, right, it fences up,
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: looks great. It's a lap and cap fence, not cheap.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, it's it's untreated pine. And I'm like, yeah,
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: keeping in mind she didn't pay a cent. She goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to paint it. I said no. She's oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's a shame. That's not the best she's got.
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  Speaker 2: You, man, Now you think about that before you go
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  Speaker 2: to sleep. I'm starting to come around. I'm starting like her.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Does she want to start a podcast? How about you
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  Speaker 2: do it and just put my name on it? Oh?
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Very good. I have just a quick little bit of
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  Speaker 2: housekeeping now. I asked our listeners on the Facebook group,
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  Speaker 2: which is thriving right now. I just, you know, Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I want to see what listeners did over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do? How'd you find out?
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  Speaker 2: I put it onto the Facebook group.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the monthly post.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fun, and I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Can we can we all just everyone right now? Can
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  Speaker 1: we just all encourage Ash for that post?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a busy gud.
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  Speaker 3: You're not.
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  Speaker 2: You're not.
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  Speaker 1: Stop pretending like you've got things to do. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting there playing your bloody your car simulator? What
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  Speaker 1: is that? Nintendo? What is it? Want?
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  Speaker 2: Gummies?
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  Speaker 1: What did you ask?
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  Speaker 2: I just asked, how was your weekend? To see what
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  Speaker 2: people get up to. Because I'm a man of the people.
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  Speaker 1: I've always said that.
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  Speaker 2: I said that, and look a lot of them really
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  Speaker 2: short and sweet, which I love that. It's like we
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  Speaker 2: went to the park, kids at a great time. That's
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  Speaker 2: what I want to hear. I also want to hear
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  Speaker 2: people who are doing the extra which I'm like, how
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  Speaker 2: do you fit that in? And what? Okay? Here's one
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  Speaker 2: from Brodyawn Physio session two dance classes on Saturday followed
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  Speaker 2: by a ballet exam on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Ballet exam.
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  Speaker 2: Let's keep this in mind. She started this with firstborn,
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  Speaker 2: so that's just for the one child next one middle
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  Speaker 2: child food shop with me while firstborn did her Saturday classes.
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  Speaker 2: Then I dropped her at a birthday party. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 2: not too bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's manageable.
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  Speaker 2: That's manageable. There's a thirdborn. This is what you're in for.
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  Speaker 2: And this is the same lady, This is the same Brody.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, Brody, Elizabeth. I don't know if it's Brody.
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  Speaker 2: You raising the bar too, thirdborn birthday party, which my
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  Speaker 2: husband took him on Saturday. It doesn't end. I also
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  Speaker 2: went to a live podcast show Saturday night. So husband
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  Speaker 2: had to wrangle three kids into bed, including one with
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  Speaker 2: a broken colber. So, hang on a minute, you're doing
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  Speaker 2: all this on the weekend. They've got broken bone.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make them dance the ballet exam? Is it the
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  Speaker 1: same lady? Yeah, yes, it's still Brodie.
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  Speaker 2: It's still Brodie. And it's not over. We all went
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  Speaker 2: to the movies on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: AVO, What the fuck for?
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  Speaker 2: She said, that's the basic gist of it. The basic gist,
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  Speaker 2: the basic gist.
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  Speaker 1: What's the long winded version?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, how do you do?
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  Speaker 4: How do you?
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  Speaker 2: How do you have the energy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm staring down the barrel right now of enrolling Lola
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  Speaker 1: into a dance class. The only the option is a
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  Speaker 1: Saturday morning at eight thirty, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, nah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Laura and I are like, do.
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  Speaker 2: We really want to do this?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 1: I'll do anything to dance, and we're like, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't want a commitment on a Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like, I'm happy we didn't do into sport
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  Speaker 2: this year, but next year with Oscar it's a no brainer.
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  Speaker 2: But I think not doing it this year has helped
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  Speaker 2: him develop into what's how he can be next year because.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: He's not gone, He's he's now.
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  Speaker 2: He's more decisive of what he wants to do, not
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  Speaker 2: just I want to do it because all be friends
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  Speaker 2: are doing it. That's an impression that was great, And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh fuck, I'm not looking forward to those
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  Speaker 2: because you know what I'm like on a Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 1: Hang over.
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  Speaker 2: Another quick one, really quick.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Housekeeping.
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  Speaker 2: We are you sure?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not? Housekeeping is taking over the podcast.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: This is from beer Porter. That's her name A beer
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  Speaker 2: Beer b B Saturday. Three different parks. What the first
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  Speaker 2: two parks In the first wake window that's just Greedy
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  Speaker 2: and bike ride to the third park in the last
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  Speaker 2: wake window that's Saturday Sunday Park again Supermarket dog walk
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  Speaker 2: to another park. My son lives outside the moment his
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  Speaker 2: eyes open for some reason, needs to be outside. Rain,
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  Speaker 2: Hail a shine, It's the vein of my existence. From
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  Speaker 2: a mum who dreams of sitting on the couch inside
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  Speaker 2: drinking a coffee in a nice mug. Well, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: There's the record. It's got to be a world record
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  Speaker 1: most parks visited with family and kids. But always said it,
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot around here.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, that's a great can you write that down? Thanks,
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  Speaker 2: little t shirt write down. And last one is not
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  Speaker 2: a long one. This is a really quick one which
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I gave.
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  Speaker 1: Me an was just like the invisible typewriter.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Should like that cat meme. Let me.
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  Speaker 1: Speak of it again next week. Just go hey, guys.
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  Speaker 1: The world record for most park visits.
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  Speaker 2: Were like shut up in monologue is like, can you
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up? Just cross, I'm not doing anything
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  Speaker 2: you asked me to anyway. I had a quick, really
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: quick idea off the back of this one. Someone said,
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  Speaker 2: I went to a dancers Dedford on Friday, Saturday, Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday and extra training on Sunday after right, So
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  Speaker 2: dancers Dedford, Okay, do you remember the dance and rockers
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  Speaker 2: stead for.
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  Speaker 1: It used to be on TV. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So my idea was that we we should perform at
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: its Dedford as too doting dad not needed, Matt and
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  Speaker 2: I should try and get a spot at a rock
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  Speaker 2: of Deedford. And then she said there's an a Stdford
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  Speaker 2: group section for open age.
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  Speaker 1: What's the k Like? What what are we wanting from this?
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  Speaker 2: Be fine bonding?
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  Speaker 1: Your kids are like, Daddy, can we go down the
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  Speaker 1: park and kick the football?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm grancy for the Stedford.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm real keen to get involved into Stedford if
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: you are okay, not at all? Well, I've read up
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: good Now when is it.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: To be.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: To belo to B D T B D Okay, I'll
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I'll let it marinate you marinate away on that big guy.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: We are still in housekeeping for anyone wondering the last
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: house I love it. Last bit of housekeeping. This is
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: from Ella. This was sent in on the Facebook group
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: and it's a dinner hack. We love a dinner hack
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and it's Aldi inspired. She says, we buy the Aldi
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: cauliflower bake and cook it on the stove for a
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: quick dinner. Tonight. I also put broccoli in it and
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: mixed it through delicious and healthy. My kids were watching
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: me do it and calling it noodles because it was
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: made in the same pop I make their noodles in
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: dished up and called it noodles. And they've eaten every
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: bit of it, including a second serve.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: No way, win is a wind.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: That's that's like, that's top of the food chain. That
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: is peak peak wind.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I would say it's should cook everything in that noodle dish.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, literally breakfast fat for them. But if you have
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: a dinner hack please, Oh yeah, we want to hear it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: So cauliflower bake with broccoli.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean the kids are very gullible because
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I believe anything. But it's a cauliflower bake with broccoli,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: but it's noodles.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a Califower bake blake Colifol brand.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Mom used to do a cauliflower Yes, it reminds me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: O.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It reminds me mom used to do a couliflower cheesy bake.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yes, all right, at least your mom didn't do
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: apricot chicken and be strong enough.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I love being struggle off. That is the end of housekeeping. Actually,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: speaking of Ellie, Yes, speaking of Ellie, Ash is aware
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: of the situation. The listener is not. We had her
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: on a couple of weeks ago off the back of
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: her shoulder surgery.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Because people thought you were dead.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we also made fun of the fact that
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: we were like, ha ha, nothing's going to stop Ellie
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: except the shoulder surgery and just maybe the last time
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: that she's on the podcast, because she's gonna pass. Like
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I look back at those directs and my mom was
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: making them, okay, please stand.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: The vandaid off. People think he's dead.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Now she is not. She is okay, but we fuck,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: we're close.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to freak people out who know my mum,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: but we were this is the weekend of Father's Day. Yep,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: it's a couple of weeks back. We went down to
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Alidalla must be nice, thank you, and Mum was still recovering,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you know, and the thursday before mum had been to
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: the doctor for a checkout post surgery, had stitches out.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: He was like, everything looks great, You're doing fine. Mum
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: felt fine. So when we left, we're like, Mum, are
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you sure you're gonna be okay, and she's like, don't
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: worry about it. I like, everything's good here, no sign
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: of any type of illness. My sister is only five
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: minutes down the road. So my sister was like, don't worry,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'll look after if there's any issues, you know, I'll
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: be checking it on Mum.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't want you to hang you stay around just
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: because she's given the all clear.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, Mum was Mum was kind of like, it'd
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: be nice to have the house to myself for a
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: weekend and just be able to relax and recover.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: So we're down at Alidallah. I get a phone call
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: on Saturday night, must have been about eight o'clock. My
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: sister is hysterical and she's like, Mum's in trouble and
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I was coming well, like, you know, just wait a second,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: what's happening? And she goes a called Mom. She can't talk.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Wear are the keys for the house? Because Mum was
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: obviously at home. My sister was currently en route to
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: the house. But what had happened is my sister was
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: at dinner. She had a phone call from Mom. It
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: was in the middle of a speech at dinner, so
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: my sister thought, I'll just let that one go through
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the keeper, and then she called again. My sister was like,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: what the hell Mum. She answered the phone and said,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Mom can't talk right now. There is a speech at dinner.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I'll call you back. My mum replied with help who
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: what she managed to get out? So my sister then
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: instantly changed gears and was like, oh, what's wrong. My
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Mom couldn't get the words out. She was just mumbling
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a few words on the phone. So that's when my
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: sister called an uber. Her husband called Trippleo. They got
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to the house and I was still on the phone
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: trying to explain where the hidden key was for the
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: door because the door was locked. And when they got
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: to Mom, she was breathing. She was non responsive, And
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: at first I wasn't the phone because I was trying
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: to speak to my brother in law about where the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: key was. You know, my sister's got this blood curdling
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: scream because they've just the paramedics. They've just seen Mom.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: She's in bed, and the way it was all kind
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: of unfolding. I was getting updates in real time. I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: was like, fuck, Mum's had a stroke. Fuck. And so
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: then I kind of jumped off the phone to let
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: them deal with the situation. I'm there waiting now just
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: for my phone to ring, being like, what the hell
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: is happening?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: You're like three hours away?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm three hours away. And so then I'm kind of
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: just in shock. Like one second, Laura and I were
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: literally about to like we're about to have dinner. I'm
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: about to have like a glass of wine and be like,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: what are we gonna do for Father's Day tomorrow? Next thing,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting to try and get any update and what's
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: happening with mum. They've then got her into the ambulance.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: She's on her way to hospital. I'm thinking, fuck, I'm
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: gonna and again this point, everyone's kind of saying stroke yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: because she's not talking. She's still breathing, but she's can
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: barely get any words out. So then I jump in
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the car, I drive back to Sydney. I get to
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: the emergency room at Saint Vincent at about twelve thirty. Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and you know, Mum's got all kind of things hooked
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: up to Her blood pressure was about seventy, her body
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: temp was almost like thirty three thirty four. Oh, if
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: anyone who doesn't know. That's really bloody low.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hypothemia, yes, even though it's like two degrees low
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: where it should be. It makes a massive difference totally.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The doctors, that the nurses, they are all working trying
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to find out what this problem is. She's at this point.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: The good thing was they ruled out the stroke. She
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: had an MRI scan of oh god, I don't know
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: what the proper stroke scan. Yeah, they came back clear.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: They have a specialist who works only with stroke patients.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: And she then spoken to my sister and said, hey,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: we've looked at the test results. It's not a stroke,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: which is a great result, but we don't know what
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: it is. And then also, I don't know if anyone's
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: been to Saint Vincent's Hospital. It's near the city in
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Sydney on a Saturday night. But the nurse was like, hey, mate,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: you're coming for a good day. This is gonna be
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And I was like, oh, oh,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: there's people on nights out. Someone's been glassed. Police are there,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: like it's kicking off. My mom's there like hooked up
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: to machines. I was like, fucking how it's one in
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the morning now.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: That's the same place Dad went when he had the
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: triple bypass last year. So he went because he wasn't
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: feeling well. He's like bad enough. My sister's like, I'm
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: taking you to the emergency room. And that's the hospital,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: that's the local. And it was a Saturday night and
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: on Friday night. And Dad was like, oh.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: My god, it's like carnage. Oh carnage. It's yeah. The
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: nurse was like like thumbs up, good day for it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: They just must get some entertainment.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Because it's for the nervouses with the medical stuff. It's
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: just another down in the office.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, but for you it's like fucking You're
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: not used to all that sort of not at all,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: especially someone being glassed.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: But then also I've got in the hospital. I'm looking
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: at Mom and I'm like holding at hand, and you know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: she can barely open her eyes, hasn't said a word,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: but then she looks over, she looks at me, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's okay, Mom, I love you, And she
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: opens her eyes and she clocks at it to me,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: and then she opens her mouth and she goes I
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: think the cat got out.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, fuck, you really got me with that one.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't worry about the cat, and she's like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if the door was shut
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: behind me, and I'm like totally fine, Like raspberry not important.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Then she like closes her eyes and goes back to sleep,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm like such a mom.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, caring about everything else other than the fact
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: that she's like really ill.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: The washing machine has a load that needs to go out.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Did you take the play out of the other?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And the good thing was as every kind of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: minute passed, she became more stable. Blood pressure was good,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: high right was okay. But then they were just trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: to figure out what had caused this thing. So we
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: left at about three point thirty in the morning. We're back.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: She was still in the r than the Sunday morning,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: but then after heaps of tests, was then admitted to hospital.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So you're no longer an er, but you're still in
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: the hospital, still doing heaps of tests. My sister and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I were kind of tag teaming because they have a
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: doctor in the morning, a doctor at lunchtime, and then
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you know, trying to explain to mom what tests they're doing,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and there's like, oh, yeah, long list, and then if
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: we would miss that, we'd kind of ask Mom, who's
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: still not with it one hundred percent, with what are
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: they testing for? And she's like, oh, I don't know
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: this raspberry ocame like forget about her. But in the end,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it was some kind of viral infection imagine I forget
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the name. It's like gashtro on steroids. And they said
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: sometimes when it's really severe cases, it comes on very acutely,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: which means fast in medical term.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, are you a doctor?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I think I'm a doctor. That's a final test and yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: just it just hit really hard. So Mum was saying
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: that she had dinner ready. She was actually about to
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: pour herself a drink. She was like, oh, I've got
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to saw a tummy and then she's like that's weird.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just going to go to the loo quickly,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: and she's like really, like it's signed to her. So
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: she had a lay down in bed for a split second,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and next thing she was like, I can't even get up,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Like wow. She had to muster the strength to get
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: her phone and managed to just call my sister and
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: like the really scary thing is if she hadn't been
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: able to call my sister. When your blood pressure is
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that low. Yeah, I this sounds really obvious, but blood
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: pressure is like a hose, you know, It's like the
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: amount of pressure goes through. So when it drops really low,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the amount of blood going through your system is super low.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Your body then goes into shock. Your organs shut down.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: We want you to come back until the next night.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: So it's yeah, really really, really scary. But we're like,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: don't I think about it. We're now where we've purchased
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: mum a watch that has a button that you can
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: press and it calls a number of people. If those
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: people don't pick up, it automatically calls triple zero. That's clever,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: and then comes straight to the address that you've designated.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Fuck, that's pretty I don't want to say cool.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But that's the technology. They used to have, like big buttons,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and now it's just like a little watch that you wear.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I might get my nan one mate, I know where'd
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: you get it?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'll send you link. Yeah, I send to the link.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: So how's Ellie?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: As of right, she's still I mean, she's still recovering
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: from the shoulder surgery. She's still weak, but she's doing
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a lot better. Oh good, a lot better. And the
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: annoly thing was, dude, I think I told you when
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I left for Alla Dalla on that Friday morning, Laura
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: was already down there. I was heading down with the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: kids and I was racing out the door and you know,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: trying to beat the traffic, and my mom tried to
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: tell me a story as I was like at the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: door and I'm my mom, not now, like fuck, you know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'll call you later. And then that whole time, I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: was thinking, obviously, you can't live your life think that
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: every conversation is going to be a last with someone.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But at the same time as driving back, like, I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: hate that that last moment I had with Mum was
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: me being frustrated and racing out the door and not
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: giving her the time that I would normally give her.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: And yeah, like, you just don't know what could have
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: been it. So if that was the last interaction you
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: had with you, as much as you don't want to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: think about that, it's.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Like kills me. Kills me, So it's a it was
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a pretty big wake up call.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm so sorry I had to go through that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Every time I leave something happening. Time you leave this,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: just as the listeners call your mum, call you dead,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: right now, give him a call and say I'm going
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: to call my mom on the way to the next thing.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Because yeah, you're right. You just don't know what the
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: last words have ever told you? The last words my
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: grandfather said to me for he told what did he say?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Get a a schooner? And then I never saw him again?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: And you went to go no, because we were going
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: for lunch. He was in hospital and he was eighty eight.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: He didn't even get you didn't get the schooner.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I can't take a schooner into the hospital. It was
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: the middle of COVID too. So we went down to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: have lunch at the like the pub next door to
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: the hospital out of Westmead and I was like, oh,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go down, and he was sort of
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: with it at that time. He come on and going
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: and he was like, come here, okay, get us the sconer,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: would you. I was like absolutely and left and then
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I never saw him again.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, isn't it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did drink thirty schooners a day.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I like that. You just said yes, you didn't argue.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I'm never gonna argue with him, no way. My favorite
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: person in the world. And uh yeah, but you just
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: don't know when the last what the last conversation. So
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: call your mom, call your parents, call your sister, call
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: your loved ones.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And but as I said, your fault, you went away
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: and Balley.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, well I know, I know. And I was like
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: at first when you told me, I was like, oh shit.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And then I didn't realize how serious it was until
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: we had a conversation the next day, and I was like, fuck. Anyway,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you had to go through that without me.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you, and I'm glad.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Actually, can I say very kind of you to message
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: mom to see if she was okay? After the fact,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: she she came to me and said, oh, she's been
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: messaging me, and I.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Said, I message her every day. I said to me photos,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: she wasn't meant to tell you that we are out
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: of housekeeping that man, are we?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Is this? As the cleaners would say, it's a clean sweep?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I never said that.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm back, I'm back in the country. I'm here,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: I'm with us in one piece.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Can I just for a second, just for a second,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: tell people what you said in the group chat with
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: myself and Jess and yeah, let's just keep in mind,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you've had a week in Bali on an island, a
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: tropical island with no kids, enjoying cocktails every afternoon, and
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: then you come back and you're like, guys, I've had
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the cold sweats, the shippers. I wouldn't wish this upon anybody. Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: doing some sympathy. I never expected Jesse holding down.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: The reason I said it is because I was moving house,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: which we'll get to next week. We'll talking about a.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Moved house with a little rumble in your tummy.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: A little parasite in my paten Witherod way, I'm okay
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: now kind of. I still can't eat.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a medical expert, and there is no parasite inside.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's in a cute parasite. Very good.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Anyway, before that happened, we did go to Bali. Think
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: everyone deserves a break.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Weren't you just in La that was for Work't you've
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: been how many time you've been to Bali this year?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: That's the first time. No, I haven't been away with
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: my wife all year. Okay, have backtrack there, buddy, back
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: track a little bit.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I would check the history.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: You can check with your annual leave history here. I
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: finished off the block of shooting for this TV show
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: mid April at the airport, and we went and can
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I talk?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Can we get an a can we get one episode
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: of the podcast without you talking about the TV show?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, take it out, just leave it in, please, I
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: need this. And April and I got to spend a
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: much deserved week in Bali without the kids. First trip
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: away for April without the kids.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: She find that well.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: And I posed the question to how how how soon
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: is too soon to start looking at photos on your phone?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I think like the flight out there, literally we hadn't.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Even take it was like lord, But before we got
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: to that point, something really interesting happened. And we had
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: mainly just checking baggage because it's hot weather. You don't
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: he jumpers over there, and I had a board bag.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Still bring one jumper just in case.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just in case.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Said I don't want to ruin anyone's trip to Barley
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: by them not bringing a jumper.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: You're welcome you take one, just in case the aircon
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: be cold. We're going through security and my bag's come
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: through fine, and then April's bag gets pulled up, and
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know if no, no, this is in Sydney,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: which is fine and not just fine on the other end.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you've been to the International
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: air lately. They've changed the config it's really thrown everybody out,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: really throwing the smugglers out. So you used to go
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: in and it was security, I mean it was immigration
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: then security. Now it's security immigration, but it's all redone.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: It's not. It's actually much better. I will say, there's
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: nothing you know that line that I would know.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I haven't flown International for such a long.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Went to this year, bro, Remember you missed your fly
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: you canceled. I don't know whatever. Anyway, this is my
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: story anyway. So we're in, we go through the security.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: My bag's come through fine, and then April's bag gets
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: pulled up and it goes over to that big metal table.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: You know, they've got to big it's like a sterile
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: surgical table for some reason. They've got gloves on, like
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: you've got a dead body in your bag or something
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Too soon, bro, with who she's alive though?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: For how long? We don't know? Anyway, so they're.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Going through.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Their rubbish. Let me get through it. There rummaging through
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: April's bags, going like this, and.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You guys have been.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: April's been a little nervous. I'm like, what have you done?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: And she leans on and she's like, I think it's
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: my vibrain the pair, Thanks Amy Gerard.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why did you carry on?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: We didn't have check in other than my surfboard. What
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: what I know? Anyway, put in this surfboard bag. She
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: didn't want to. I was like, you need to tell
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: her so that she can find it. We can go
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: on our merry way. She's like no, so she was
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: reluctant to tell. So her whole bag sprawled out over
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: the thing, and the lady looks up and she goes
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: just trying to find something that keeps popping up. It's
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: like a circular thing like that the pair, because it's
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: a particular sex toy. The kids in the car, sorry,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: but they'll learn one day. It's a pair, looks like
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: a pair, and goes, oh yeah, And there's like an
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: old guy there as well, and it was like, looks
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: away from him a little bit. It's like it's a
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: vibrator and the lady was like, oh, okay, no problems anyway.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: This she pulls this bag out. It's like a like
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: a bag. It's stays in like a tie up little
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: bag thing that comes in lovely, so it's not so virtually. Yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: So she opens that. She opens that up and plops
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: the vibrator on the metal desk, hacks up the bag,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: it goes back through security and on the metal table.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It's just aprils vibrate.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: At six am in the morning, standing there next to
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: a blank table, metal surgical table with a pink sex toy.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Like and they're like yeah, and I'm like, just kept.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Gone, but you get to keep the vibrate and I.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Worried that, like maybe she just said that cockpit.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Twice.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so we got to keep the vibrator, which is great,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: but it was a ver It is so funny.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like my pilot Drake needed more more laughter.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to get it to you. Try it
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: again soon, hanging That was was good? Was it? What
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: did you say? Fucking go again? I'll give you on, Yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I give you this one. Let me anyway, moving on
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: and then the sex capades continue.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I can only imagine the laughter right now. Echoing through
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the houses and cars of the listeners zill around the country.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Whatssaid?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: The sexual escapades continued, Matthew, we did. We have had
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: conversations prior to be going on this trip about my
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: current well, like love my current thing?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You like lingerie?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. And I was like,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: we're going on a trip, no kids.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Every time I spoke to you, like tracking the delivery,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: like I still have to ripe yet, this is taking
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: so long.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: This is the thing. I ordered some for her. It
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: was like in a nice little gift box, the whole
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: fucking deal for this trip. Jess, stop laughing at me.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is great, this is going
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: to be perfect and.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: We gload to be talking about this yes, And.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Then we got a notification. I got a notification. It
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: was like from the UK, It's not going to be
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: here until after I've gone. I'm like, that's not good.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: So I jumped on to another website ordered some more stuff. Jesus,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I know, right, and I was like sweet express delivery
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: and you're picking it yeah, broh, yeah it's yeah, it's
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: for me. But she likes you. No, I love that Okay, sorry,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: is checking just checking where your hands are? Then what happened?
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: And then a couple of days gone past and I
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: got a similar notification it's going to arrive after the fact.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Oh so this At this point, I'm like five hundred
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: bucks up and my elbow and lingerie without a scarep
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: show for it.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Children, have an evening. You've got a creative.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, the body suit's coming.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Then I was like, funk, what am I going to do?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: And I had one day before I had to go
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: to Melbourne and then go go to Barley, and I
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: was like, fuck, So I've had I've click and collected
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: from another shop and I've actually gone.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Three separate orders.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got a problem. I actually thank you. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: went and collected that one because I wanted for I
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: wanted it for the trip. I want us to have
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: a nice, fun week, no kids, an adult trip. There
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: was going to be sex, Matthew, Okay, thank you. I'm
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: just gonna admit it. There was gonna be sex. Sex
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: was to be had. Hopefully at that point didn't help.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: She's on a period anyway, No, never mind, that's just
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the story for another time. But anyway, it gets worse,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it gets worse than the period or no, we get
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: to BALI. I've said to April, I've got this, and
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: she was like taken aback. She's like, that's lovely and
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: it's beautiful. That's the stuff they do anyway, So we're
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: going through the week of the whole they having a
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: great time. It was a bit rainy. I don't know
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: if he's on the news like it flooded floody. Yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: it was on the main We were on a different island,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: and I kept getting notifications the lingerie was being delivered
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: as I was away, all gift boxed and lovely to
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: And my parents, oh god, yep, my parents were at
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: my house watching my kids. Yeah, And as the days progressed,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: the one of them was split up into two orders.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: It must have come from a different warehouse. And sometimes
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: so they've got like three or four orders of lingerie
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: turn up unannounced for no reason. They're like, ash has
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: a right anyway, I get home, it's all sat there
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: and Mum was just.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Like, it's a discrete box.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: It's it's it says lounge wear and the brand of
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: everything all over it. And my mom's just like, oh,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: you've got some packages. And I was like, oh yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: and I knew they were there. I was bracing myself
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: because my mom's one of those people who just tells
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: it how it is, Like she spent thirty minute, it's
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: one time when I was a kid, telling me what
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: an orgasm was.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: It's like, for fox sake, she's created this monster.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah essentially essentially yeah yeah. And I was like, hey, mama,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: may it's good to see how the kids. Trying to
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: divert any conversations. She was like, so, what have you
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: been into?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Fuck?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: And she was like, seems like a bit much turning
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: into a bit of a kink. I was like, what's
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: just like, just be careful. It's a slippery So what
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I'm doing slippery slope to what kimsuits apparently, and if
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: that's what you're into, that is that is not my thing?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Be honest to be brought one.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, So it's coming from the UK. So that's
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: how the that's how the Barley trip went. I would
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: say one other thing. April is terrified of crossing the
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: road in Barley.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: It's scary, it's full on, So she would I would have.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: To hold her hand all the time. One time, I
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I walked out in front of him. She wasn't watching,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: and then she grabbed a Balinese guy's hand thinking it
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: was me. I mean, the guy freaked out.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: He freaked out. He'd be like, well, hellu.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It was a bit of both freak out. And I
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: was like, you're in the middle of the road.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: How did she mistake a Balinese man for you?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: She was looking at something and I've stepped out to
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: walk and I went, let's go. And then the guy
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: just was the next man in line. That's how quickly
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I could be replaced.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: That You sometimes when it's busy, like in a shopping
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: center and you you got to overtake someone and the
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: kid is in front of you, and the kid thinks
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you're the parents. They turn around they're like, say, mom,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I'm this.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: That happened to Abel. This little kid started following Avery no,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: and then turned around and stopped to look at something,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: and then this kid starts hugging the leg. She was like,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: fucking kids this and I was like, it's not mine, obviously, no, no.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: But anyway, we came back all in one piece. I
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: did come back and with a stomach parasite, which I
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: will tell you about next week during because we are
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: moving house.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, current you are, we're taking How about this? How
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: about this? This is exciting? Why don't next record? Why
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: don't we do it from the new house done in
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: the Northern beachesize we can do a tour, a tour
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: of the house. Will it be ready in time by
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: next day? Yeah?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, someone of that is?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Can I help it anyway?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Now you ask.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I love it. I can't wait to see the new pad.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Normally we would do a segment parents, but this is
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: a meaty episode. Housekeeping is sucked up so much time
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: that we're going to park that till next week and
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: we're just going to have a little look at some
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: of the questions Matt.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: This one is from Charlie. Thank you Charlie for writing this.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: How on earth do you juggle two completely different sleeping
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: routines of a newborn and a toddler. You're about to
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: go through this, so what's the plan?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, Charlie, don't give me this type of anxiety.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Do you know what my biggest fear by having two
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: kids in the one room would be how hard it
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: would be to make them go to sleep at the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: same time. Like I always thought it would be a
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: case one was keeping the other one up. But and
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: the kids are a bit older when they started sharing a room, Like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to put a newborn in with Nyle
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: and Lola. You know, she's going to have her own
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: little because that's because I think up until one, fuh,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: that's like a little time bomb.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I think like the the night I think
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: the nighttime routines are a little bit easier if you've got
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: a baby and a toddler, right because you're all at home.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe the baby can go to bed earlier. Yes, and
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: it's not a big deal, and like I get to
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: stay up and it can be a bit like that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: But you know what, like the sleep routine for a
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: newborn is all day, every day. And then you've got
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: i'd say, you've got both girls home with you and
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Laura and then you guys go to the park and
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: it's like, okay, well this kid needs to nap.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we nap traps, so one of us will stay home.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like if it doesn't, if the baby's
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: not good at napping in the pram while out, then
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: you're fucked because it's like you've got to come back.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also kind of think, I mean, I can't.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: My memory of the newborn phase is more like I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: kind of think of Marley, who was really easy. I'm
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: trying to think of what it was like with Lola.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I think I've just blocked it out because it was
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: so awful. Yeah, I love you, Lola, But I think
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you can kind of if you create a certain environment
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: for your newborn to go to sleep in, and it's like,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you know, a quiet, tranquill place, then I think you're
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: gonna find it really hard to have them fall asleep
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: when they're not in that little environment that you're set up.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: So I kind of think make them sleep wherever.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: The best thing go on right when you're out with
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: a newborn baby is getting them to go to sleep
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: in a crowd. Yes, because the constant murmur of.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Chatter, it's like in the belly bro there it is.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I think we've answered that question. I think we Good luck, Charlie,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: you're up.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: This one is from Lim and she wants to know
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: how much TV is. Okay, all of it for it?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Wait for a two year old, there's not enough all
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: of it again to them all. Well, she says, I
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: feel guilty when I turn the Wiggles on YouTube for
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: my little one to watch. But she absolutely loves it,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: don't we all. She does have tantrum sometimes when we
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: turn it off. The mum guild sinks in when parenting
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: feels easier with the TV on. I only let her
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: watch TV on the weekends and hour each day of
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the weekend.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I think you're doing a great job.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Lim Wow, that is that is a plus.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Go easy on yourself.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Also, like an hour.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: My kids will watch it for like five hours straight.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: There he is, I forget I've got them. I think. Look,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I think if you've got already too.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Busy there on your phone ordering lingerie, guilty, I'm now broke.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I think she's got to I think you've got to die.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: If you've already know, I wouldn't be able to tell
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: you how much TV my kids would watch it in
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: the week. You know how much time, and you restrict it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: You are fucking far and ahead of a majority of people.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: And I don't think. I don't think. I don't think
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: they're each their own whatever works for you, guys.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: But it's so hard because there is no question about it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: It's universal that kids absolutely go benign us for TV
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: for screen time. It does make it easier, there is
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: no question about it. And when you're exhausted, when you
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: need a little break, you put that TV on and
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you just know that they're going to be locked in
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: just for a little bit, just for a little bit.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: But also I would say the only thing that I
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: don't like is that just the individual screen, you know
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've actually did we stop that. We had the
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: eyepa much better and some like there's actually the iPads
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: are in the little side table thing here in the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: living room and I was cleaning it out and I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: put it on the table and Lowlas saw it when
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: she came home from day. I forgot to put it
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: back and she was like, and I was like, fucking hell,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: had to like try and hide it from her and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: she just all night up until through dinner barth time.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Think I just want the iPad.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: I get it off of it too. It's crazy and
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: like because they can't regulate it, they just ride the
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: emotion they're watching. But I like it. I don't mind
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: like the TV, for example, Bluie and I've got the
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: kids table and chair in front, and Macy's playing playto
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: and watching that all for that she can sit there
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: for eight hours like it's a job.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: But do you know what Apparently apparently like the cocoa
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: melon people, I don't know what's going on, but people
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: are like, it's it's so high stimulating with the noises
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: and the flashing and everything else you can get like
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the old school ABC shows, they're like a lot more calming.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, April hits the ABC at night, the ABC
• 48:49
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  Speaker 2: like it's mellow. It's way more yeah, for sure, because
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  Speaker 2: like they get, they're so easy to get worked up,
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  Speaker 2: aren't they.
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  Speaker 1: But the short answer was you're doing a lim carry on.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely fine, you're a great parent.
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  Speaker 2: That's well said.
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  Speaker 2: That's because you keep asking for God.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sitting in front of him, he goes, we got
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  Speaker 2: I do right until then.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week from Ash's house.
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