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- 0:19[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, one more time, New Orange Boboys, minus scoop, who I'm told is going to return this week.
- 0:24[SPEAKER_02]: We should have scoop back with this, but instead of preseason accolades or culture change or quarterbacks, we're talking about choke jobs, foreigners, and diabolical Florida women.
- 0:36[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to OBV-B benched episode 470.
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- 1:08[SPEAKER_02]: how much the spurs dominated the series and just handed it over to the new york nicks the spurs were up 14 points in game one and lost they were up 12 in game two and lost they were up 29 in game four and lost and they were up 16 in game five the lost all four of those games
- 1:24[SPEAKER_02]: they led for 72% of the NBA finals.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_02]: They lost in five games.
- 1:31[SPEAKER_02]: The only team in NBA history to have 76 or more points in the first half of the game, which was game four and 30 year fewer in the second half of the game.
- 1:39[SPEAKER_02]: In any game, regular season or playoffs in the history of the NBA.
- 1:45[SPEAKER_02]: It's just one of those like monumental sports chope jobs.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_02]: Like they're going to let a cat out of the back of
- 1:53[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, well, you're in Atlanta.
- 1:55[SPEAKER_02]: So that's one that we're the king of the mountain's us, but everybody in Atlanta was posting pictures of Matt Ryan, but that's one game.
- 2:02[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's that's one game.
- 2:04[SPEAKER_04]: You know, so I will say yes, you're the king of the mountain, but unjustifiably so because the moment the enormousness of the superbowl right of the moment, but the reality is times that by four.
- 2:18[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying.
- 2:18[SPEAKER_04]: Times that by four and that's what the San Antonio spurs did especially in that game for thriller right here's the thing I'm going to let a cat out of the bag my my son My father-in-law this with me and he's an expanse.
- 2:30[SPEAKER_04]: So I think he converted him to dark size next you know my son's posting on this next thing
- 2:34[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm not the biggest NBA fan.
- 2:36[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be honest.
- 2:37[SPEAKER_04]: I love the NBA in art childhood, the Larry Bird, magic chance in Michael Jordan years.
- 2:43[SPEAKER_04]: So he's following the next, and I just, I had to watch a couple of these games.
- 2:46[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just like, a maze because I'm like, tell him, like, dude, your next are going to keep their getting their ass beat bro.
- 2:52[SPEAKER_04]: Like, they're not even hanging around.
- 2:54[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I know that, but they find a way to win.
- 2:56[SPEAKER_04]: And he said that four times and four times is like, you're right, son, they found a way to win.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_04]: It was mind boggling.
- 3:05[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll go, you know, I get the Falcons for me.
- 3:07[SPEAKER_03]: It's always the 2001 Yankees being up three and being up three on the Red Sox and then getting swept for him.
- 3:15[SPEAKER_03]: That was, that will always be as a result.
- 3:17[SPEAKER_03]: That would always be pinnacle for the the biggest choke job ever and I love it.
- 3:21[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was like, I don't watch the NBA at all, but my mom was watching it.
- 3:26[SPEAKER_03]: So I started watching, I was talking around the phone, and so I watched a couple, twinning for a few of them, but.
- 3:31[SPEAKER_03]: See, the spurs had coach grew up too, like this kid Harper, the rookie, like, benching him for the air in Fox, because the air in Fox is the veteran, but she, like, couldn't hit water from a boat.
- 3:43[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's how he was like great all these games.
- 3:47[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then he's on the bench because you got it was just, yeah, why, I will say this because that team's crazy young.
- 3:54[SPEAKER_03]: And I got to think that this could be, yeah, this could be the catalyst.
- 3:58[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see how I want to see how Wendy reacts to this.
- 4:01[SPEAKER_03]: Does he come out now and like, I'm going to dominate everybody and like to see this is launching to a the next level or does he shrink from it?
- 4:09[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think reputationally he took a hit in the series?
- 4:12[SPEAKER_04]: I think a little bit did.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, it was his first go.
- 4:15[SPEAKER_03]: So I think it's kind of like a little bit.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_03]: And he's young.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_04]: A little bit.
- 4:17[SPEAKER_04]: I looked at him.
- 4:18[SPEAKER_04]: I just looked at a man.
- 4:19[SPEAKER_04]: You're your young man.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_04]: You don't, you don't know what you're doing yet.
- 4:24[SPEAKER_04]: You're just, it just doesn't look the way I don't know.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_04]: I'm used to like a Shaquille on the other team of lodge one.
- 4:29[SPEAKER_04]: You can do it in a certain way.
- 4:31[SPEAKER_04]: It just seems like he's just more over emotional about things.
- 4:34[SPEAKER_02]: He's feeding my cheeseburger.
- 4:35[SPEAKER_03]: Well, my mom is 80, my mom's 80 and she tells me she's like, she's like, uh, Greg, that's the real name.
- 4:43[SPEAKER_03]: Um, she's like, you've never seen a taller person with no post can.
- 4:48[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 4:49[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know if that's true or not, but that was what she got from mom's take.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_02]: So that's amazing.
- 4:56[SPEAKER_03]: And she loves basketball.
- 4:57[SPEAKER_03]: She loves basketball.
- 4:58[SPEAKER_02]: She's a huge college rose to rose point.
- 5:00[SPEAKER_02]: You're watching.
- 5:01[SPEAKER_02]: You're used to watching guys like shack it the post And throw elbows on guys to try to get in there and he doesn't do it.
- 5:07[SPEAKER_03]: I saw him throw Brumson down at one point.
- 5:09[SPEAKER_03]: I saw how it had that From the from the three point
- 5:13[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's just, it's just seemed a little emotional at times, you know what I'm saying?
- 5:17[SPEAKER_04]: We could be nitpicky, get off our yard, get off our lawn.
- 5:20[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he, I haven't seen a player since Shaquille and I think he does it differently, where they affect the game that much.
- 5:28[SPEAKER_04]: His wing span is absolutely diabolical.
- 5:31[SPEAKER_04]: Like the amount of, like he, you can fool him and it doesn't matter.
- 5:35[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to be immediately erected to like 13 feet within seconds.
- 5:42[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just telling you, it's just a weirded like, all right, I got him on the pump fake and then literally That stars by that one underline in 15 seconds to 13 feet.
- 5:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 5:54[SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy to me like he affects the game.
- 5:59[SPEAKER_04]: We're to a point.
- 6:00[SPEAKER_04]: You see a guy that would like do a lay up
- 6:03[SPEAKER_04]: or step back Jay a thousand times in the situation, but because he's there, they kick it back out to the perimeter.
- 6:11[SPEAKER_04]: Like he's literally forcing New York into bad shot after bad shot after the clock's winding down because they're like, ah, I usually get this shot off, but I can't with him.
- 6:20[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's going to be a dominant force.
- 6:22[SPEAKER_04]: I don't that's not fluky.
- 6:23[SPEAKER_04]: This isn't like a Dan Moreno thing when I look at Victor Webbing Yama.
- 6:27[SPEAKER_04]: I think this is he's going to be a mainstay.
- 6:29[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to win several NBA championships.
- 6:31[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, listen, he could be generational in iconic, if you can dribble with that thing.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_04]: All 13 feet of it.
- 6:37[SPEAKER_02]: All 13 feet of it.
- 6:38[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, he needs to lift the box with his hands, though.
- 6:42[SPEAKER_02]: Something.
- 6:43[SPEAKER_04]: One piece so heavy.
- 6:44[SPEAKER_04]: If you lift with your hands, something.
- 6:45[SPEAKER_04]: I love that picture.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_02]: My favorite thing about the world cup aside from the fact that BTV is winning people a lot of money on the world cup.
- 6:54[SPEAKER_02]: It has been the all the foreigners that have come to America and discovered the greatness that lives inside the United States of America like for instance, we've had a French people at Bucky's.
- 7:08[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Freddie, baby, Freddie.
- 7:09[SPEAKER_02]: For the first time and here you go.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the end of the world in the US and it's called Bucky's.
- 7:14[SPEAKER_00]: They say it's a gas station, but that's a lie.
- 7:17[SPEAKER_00]: A gas station has a sat sandwich and a coffee machine that never walks.
- 7:20[SPEAKER_00]: This place has 120 pumps and the mascot is a beaver in a baseball cup.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_00]: I saw grown men taking photos with a statue of a rodent and inside.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_00]: The aggression, a man with a knife was screaming a fresh brisket on the board, but I have a problem.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to hate it.
- 7:35[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to be the superior of French men, snob, but then I ate the beaver nuggets.
- 7:41[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what he's in them.
- 7:42[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a sugar butter and pure methamphetamine.
- 7:45[SPEAKER_00]: I ate one and I had the whole bug in the parking lot like a wild animal.
- 7:49[SPEAKER_00]: And the toilets, I have to admit it, but they are nicer than my apartment.
- 7:52[SPEAKER_00]: You could eat the brisket of the floor in the Basque room.
- 7:55[SPEAKER_00]: It's cleaner than the hospital, got blessed the beaver.
- 7:58[SPEAKER_04]: you go bless the beaver the god bless the beaver yeah exactly bookies amen Frenchman I agree you're across the pond but we could go bless the beaver anytime you like nice beaver toast ever nice there's a German dude named Freddy who's just he's got everything he has just had and then there's a I don't know if he's from uh... china or from Japan there's a but there's an Asian guy that's doing this like poetry
- 8:25[SPEAKER_03]: These poetry posts that is just absolutely just did the creativity's phenomenal, but it's hilarious.
- 8:29[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's really good.
- 8:30[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so here's my question.
- 8:31[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, we don't suck as nearly as much as everyone thought we were.
- 8:33[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently, we're doing horrible things.
- 8:35[SPEAKER_02]: We're a lot of fun.
- 8:36[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently, America's great.
- 8:40[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, I want to play a game.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_04]: I want to play a game back on Bucky's.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think the buckies, I want you to give me some, I want you to give me some characteristics.
- 8:50[SPEAKER_04]: If you think of the Bucky CEO, right?
- 8:53[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you've ever seen a picture, I'm saying you haven't.
- 8:55[SPEAKER_04]: I have not.
- 8:56[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, great.
- 8:57[SPEAKER_04]: So let's play this game.
- 8:58[SPEAKER_04]: What do you think he looks like?
- 8:59[SPEAKER_04]: I'm staring at a picture because he's exactly what you think he looks like.
- 9:02[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let's go.
- 9:02[SPEAKER_02]: This is like Bucky's guess who I love this.
- 9:04[SPEAKER_02]: Like you have a question.
- 9:05[SPEAKER_03]: Can we ask a question, can we ask a question?
- 9:08[SPEAKER_03]: About how long is this person been the CEO?
- 9:11[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, he is the historic maker of this place.
- 9:14[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:16[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:16[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:17[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:18[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:18[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:19[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:19[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:20[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:22[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:23[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:25[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:30[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is one of these.
- 9:33[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's got to be just all white, uh, hair and seeing what's going on.
- 9:41[SPEAKER_02]: But it's definitely she would have loved.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like, like, I'm seeing like her own standards.
- 9:44[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 9:45[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.
- 9:47[SPEAKER_02]: He is.
- 9:48[SPEAKER_02]: Is he wearing a cowboy hat?
- 9:51[UNKNOWN]: Dang.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, what an honor.
- 9:54[SPEAKER_04]: It's boring.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_03]: He's got one of those little, uh, Western.
- 9:57[SPEAKER_03]: He's got a lot of time.
- 9:58[SPEAKER_03]: A little bowloat.
- 10:00[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, no, he doesn't have full time.
- 10:01[SPEAKER_04]: That's, that's, that's, that's, put no, no, sorry.
- 10:06[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I mean, we're in glasses.
- 10:13[SPEAKER_04]: You guys, this is what he looks like.
- 10:17[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 10:17[SPEAKER_04]: Oh damn, you're the one I thought.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_04]: He has a letter.
- 10:21[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_04]: When I'm like, when you think of the CEO for Bucky's, who do you picture?
- 10:28[SPEAKER_04]: And when I saw the picture, I'm like, that's who I picture.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_02]: I pictured him bigger, though.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what he's like.
- 10:33[SPEAKER_02]: He's a little like more shfelt.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I can't wait to hear it.
- 10:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, long gray hair.
- 10:38[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 10:38[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_03]: He looks like some of that I would want to have on my team because I think he's got to be close to a millionaire at this point.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's close to owning his.
- 10:49[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right.
- 10:50[SPEAKER_03]: He could make it.
- 10:51[SPEAKER_03]: There's no steady money to win.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_02]: He could be Jerry Jones and hang on forever.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we don't want that.
- 11:00[SPEAKER_03]: I would like him to have an affiliation for the University of Miami.
- 11:03[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, honorary member in a joke in a booster capacity.
- 11:08[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, correct, absolutely right.
- 11:10[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 11:10[SPEAKER_02]: And maybe you want to, you know, build this up.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_02]: You must facility somewhere.
- 11:14[SPEAKER_03]: And maybe all the conferences are just buckets.
- 11:16[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_02]: My only question to you is before we move on for this.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_02]: What are things that you feel people from outside the United States of America?
- 11:25[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely have to experience while they are here in the USA.
- 11:29[SPEAKER_02]: What is something they gotta do?
- 11:32[SPEAKER_03]: I think the biggest thing is you have to try all of, is much of our regional foods as you can.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_03]: whether it's like brisket, whether it's like barbecue in those certain places or whether it's, you know, steak house, like, you know, you got to try, like, you know, hamburger, really good hamburger.
- 11:50[SPEAKER_02]: See, they're on the gamut of American food.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_03]: You got to run the gamut of, yeah, you got to be able to have a good, you got to realize why we're so fat in so many of us are on those GLPs or whatever and pre-diabetic.
- 12:01[SPEAKER_02]: You get why everyone in the OST at the commercial set.
- 12:03[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's right.
- 12:04[SPEAKER_03]: Understand why all of us need to see belt extenders on flights.
- 12:09[SPEAKER_04]: I think along the lines because if you're going to go to the different foods and truly experience America though because I think this is one of the things that you're seeing on line with these with these fans in the world cup is I think they're realizing America's pretty vast you know we're pretty it's a pretty
- 12:24[SPEAKER_04]: That's landmass.
- 12:25[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it looks small on the map, but you think of Italy, right?
- 12:28[SPEAKER_04]: It's so in country, we've seen it on a million times.
- 12:31[SPEAKER_04]: That they can fit in Texas twice, right?
- 12:34[SPEAKER_04]: I think along those lines toast, generous, you've got to see like different corners, right?
- 12:39[SPEAKER_04]: Like you got to go to Miami.
- 12:41[SPEAKER_04]: experienced as south beach hit that like Cuban delish delicio so and then you got to head down to the keys then you got to go to New York City you got to go to the Grand Canyon you got to go to the Pacific Northwest you got to experience it all it's going to take you a trip right it's once in a lifetime you just can't go to one of these destinations and watch a game because you're not going to get what Americans about you got to see some of our sights across the country I think they need to go to a waffle house to two a.m.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like that's a uniquely American experience.
- 13:12[SPEAKER_02]: If you're going to do anything while you're here, hit a waffle house to two in the morning and wait for a table, by the way, because the whole place is already crowded.
- 13:20[SPEAKER_04]: When is that start?
- 13:21[SPEAKER_04]: What south of what state does the waffle house like congregation start?
- 13:24[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you want to know what the waffle house Mason Dixon line is?
- 13:28[SPEAKER_04]: Let's get, we don't have to look this up.
- 13:30[SPEAKER_04]: But if I'm guessing I'm saying it's it's all the way up to East Coast.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_04]: I can't really see them in Maine or New Hampshire some reason.
- 13:40[SPEAKER_04]: I don't I if they do I'm wrong, but I almost want to say Virginia down
- 13:48[SPEAKER_02]: I know it's a little more north of that.
- 13:51[SPEAKER_02]: You're in a you're in Ohio.
- 13:53[SPEAKER_02]: You're in Pennsylvania.
- 13:55[SPEAKER_02]: You're in Washington and Maryland and Virginia and then it's pretty much all south from there.
- 14:02[SPEAKER_04]: I was close.
- 14:02[SPEAKER_04]: That's a pretty close.
- 14:03[SPEAKER_02]: You go out as far.
- 14:05[SPEAKER_02]: You go out as far west as New Mexico.
- 14:07[SPEAKER_04]: So none in mess.
- 14:09[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's not a road island.
- 14:10[SPEAKER_02]: New Mexico, Colorado.
- 14:12[SPEAKER_02]: You know, a couple of things out there.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_03]: So, they're all corporally owned, it's not a franchise.
- 14:20[SPEAKER_03]: I got to be honest, I think the, I believe you have to have anyone, anyone where there's a severe weather, because it's kind of like the beacon for severe weather like if the weather, while the lava house is open, humanity still exists.
- 14:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it does.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_02]: It's actually they have a index for it.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_02]: I know they're called the lava house.
- 14:36[SPEAKER_02]: It's a job but it's real.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a very real thing.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so can you give me maybe the top four or five states with the most waffle houses in them?
- 14:45[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Georgia, Georgia is the runaway winner with 433 no one tells us even that
- 14:54[SPEAKER_03]: Alabama Florida due to its size.
- 14:56[SPEAKER_02]: Florida number two.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_02]: Well, 185 compared to 433 in Georgia, Alabama.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_02]: Alabama number.
- 15:05[SPEAKER_02]: Number five.
- 15:06[SPEAKER_02]: 153.
- 15:07[SPEAKER_02]: South Carolina.
- 15:09[SPEAKER_03]: Number three.
- 15:10[SPEAKER_02]: Number four.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_02]: 171.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to say because they're laying mass to Texas.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_02]: Texas number seven, a hundred and twenty-one locations.
- 15:21[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure it's in top five.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_02]: North Carolina is number four.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_02]: Or number three, I should say in 183.
- 15:26[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, so we got you all the top five and you guys have got them in the top five, seven, and he guesses on what number six is wedged in there.
- 15:32[SPEAKER_02]: Ohio.
- 15:34[SPEAKER_02]: No, Ohio's.
- 15:35[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Virginia.
- 15:37[SPEAKER_02]: No, Virginia's number 11.
- 15:38[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
- 15:39[SPEAKER_02]: Sixth of stations in Virginia.
- 15:41[SPEAKER_02]: Do we say Mississippi?
- 15:42[SPEAKER_02]: Mississippi's number nine.
- 15:44[SPEAKER_02]: At just eight.
- 15:45[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 15:45[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Arkansas.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_03]: Not but no, not the time when he wasn't going to work.
- 15:51[SPEAKER_03]: We see it now.
- 15:52[SPEAKER_03]: Not even in the wall.
- 15:53[SPEAKER_02]: Go easy on a number eight.
- 15:55[SPEAKER_02]: Oh 90s.
- 15:56[SPEAKER_02]: So you're getting close.
- 15:57[SPEAKER_02]: You're so close.
- 15:59[SPEAKER_02]: Stay in the city.
- 16:00[SPEAKER_02]: Ted is so worried.
- 16:02[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 16:03[SPEAKER_02]: Number seven, 134 waffles and Ted is C. Good for that.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_02]: Good for that.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that was this week's game, I guess.
- 16:23[SPEAKER_03]: I don't go to the office of the last time you went to the office like I mean I don't go to the office off off and I don't know if I do.
- 16:29[SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting a waffle.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm getting a waffle.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting anxious.
- 16:32[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm getting anxious with the waffle.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_03]: Would you get taken eggs at a, would you get any steak at a waffle house?
- 16:38[SPEAKER_02]: That's not steak, bro.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 16:40[SPEAKER_02]: you know, Waffle out steak is not steak that's trying to tire rubber from the parking lot that they've done the grill and said this is a steak.
- 16:47[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm good.
- 16:47[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate it.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_04]: I'll pass it me.
- 16:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I could hit.
- 16:52[SPEAKER_02]: I could road kill anywhere.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that large march hit with their truck.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_02]: That's the entire large march.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
- 16:59[SPEAKER_03]: Most road kill I've ever seen in my life.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_03]: Iowa.
- 17:03[SPEAKER_03]: From raccoons to deer.
- 17:05[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my goodness.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I saw baby deer once.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_03]: We live in Iowa just running into the road.
- 17:13[SPEAKER_03]: There's no, there's no, like, uh, traffic with anywhere.
- 17:16[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, corn destroyed me.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just straight road and they just weren't.
- 17:19[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's corn distortion.
- 17:21[SPEAKER_02]: They don't see right.
- 17:23[SPEAKER_03]: They don't know.
- 17:24[SPEAKER_02]: They're all cornide.
- 17:25[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all cornide.
- 17:27[SPEAKER_04]: You've heard of cross-eyed.
- 17:28[SPEAKER_04]: You should try.
- 17:29[SPEAKER_04]: Being cornide.
- 17:30[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, it is up.
- 17:32[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh.
- 17:35[SPEAKER_02]: Oh god, I am the right corner of your life.
- 17:39[SPEAKER_02]: I need some deep people.
- 17:40[SPEAKER_02]: I need some deep people.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_02]: Oh god.
- 17:42[SPEAKER_02]: You was corned.
- 17:44[SPEAKER_02]: All right, last story.
- 17:47[SPEAKER_02]: My favorite story of the week, which we all know about because it was in the group chat.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_02]: A Florida woman was arrested after police station repeatedly snuck into her ex-boyfriend's apartment, and slowly rearranged his furniture, as part of what investigators are calling an unusually patient's psychological operation.
- 18:06[SPEAKER_02]: According to authorities 34-year-old Emily Hartwell allegedly entered the apartment once a week using a spare case she never returned, and rather than stealing anything, over the course of six months.
- 18:17[SPEAKER_02]: She moved a couch 27 inches.
- 18:20[SPEAKER_02]: Rotated a coffee table nearly 40 degrees, moved a lamp closer to the wall one inch at a time.
- 18:28[SPEAKER_02]: Repeatedly repositioned family photos just slightly enough so no one noticed immediately.
- 18:34[SPEAKER_02]: Friends say the victim had become convinced something was wrong with him after repeatedly bumping into furniture.
- 18:40[SPEAKER_02]: He swore wasn't there before.
- 18:42[SPEAKER_02]: After the report, he eventually scheduled an eye exam, a neurological consultation, and a full home inspection to find out what was going on his house.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_02]: So what they did was they put cameras in his house and they caught her sneaking in and moving stuff around.
- 18:58[SPEAKER_02]: And when the cops asked her what she was doing, she said I just wanted him to feel the confusion.
- 19:04[SPEAKER_02]: He felt when he left me.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_02]: That is so amazing.
- 19:08[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so honored to be able to learn the bro.
- 19:10[SPEAKER_02]: That is the actual level diabolical.
- 19:11[SPEAKER_04]: That is the symbolical.
- 19:13[SPEAKER_04]: This is OBBPJ, right?
- 19:15[SPEAKER_04]: We have AJ and PJ, free generous, right?
- 19:17[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 19:18[SPEAKER_04]: So we were talking about something and we said, we wanted to invent an app.
- 19:22[SPEAKER_04]: And I still remember Scoop's answer me.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_04]: He said, I want to invent an app that every morning, it changes your application.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like, you have to go find it.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my, that's, that's crazy.
- 19:31[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's like your app saw.
- 19:34[SPEAKER_04]: Who, who would do that?
- 19:35[SPEAKER_04]: You're so sadistic.
- 19:36[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I found his mate.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_04]: No fancy stuff.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just do it to a house.
- 19:43[SPEAKER_04]: I'll do it at scale.
- 19:46[SPEAKER_04]: Oh shit.
- 19:46[SPEAKER_04]: And again, what's up with the Florida?
- 19:48[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what I think of Florida, man, I think of a guy with like no teeth, long hands, so if we're just like a dilapidated bucky scene.
- 19:55[SPEAKER_04]: Oh no, Florida woman's a whole another.
- 19:56[SPEAKER_04]: But why is she so hot Florida woman?
- 19:59[SPEAKER_02]: They all look great and they are all doing diabolical stuff.
- 20:03[SPEAKER_02]: Like, just sailing mattresses on the highways and stuff like that.
- 20:06[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, it's diabolical.
- 20:08[SPEAKER_03]: It is also brilliant.
- 20:11[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, look at the reaction that it had.
- 20:16[SPEAKER_03]: This dude had his brain literally checked by doctors.
- 20:21[SPEAKER_03]: He's in co-paste deductibles.
- 20:27[SPEAKER_03]: He's getting MRIs like, this is this one for six months.
- 20:31[SPEAKER_02]: This is psychological, this is his mind.
- 20:33[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, this is psychological.
- 20:34[SPEAKER_03]: It was winning.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe it.
- 20:38[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it.
- 20:39[SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_02]: I would have gone because it wasn't egregious no, I thought I had this picture over here Yes, I can into the coffee table
- 20:53[SPEAKER_03]: almost and he used to go to reach the light from the couch and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and now he's going to reach the light and
- 21:24[SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you what their punishments did was probably like a restraining order and Oh, she got that.
- 21:29[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, a temporary restraining order that probably wasn't so temporary.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_04]: I tell you what her punishment absolutely 1,000 should be high five from the judge.
- 21:39[SPEAKER_03]: You guys should have to disclose this to every date she goes on moving forward.
- 21:43[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just so you know what you're getting into if you pursue a relationship.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_02]: It's like reading the rules of a contest up front.
- 21:50[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you could Google her.
- 21:52[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, imagine going on that date.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I swipe right now.
- 21:55[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're in and then you look like, hey, is this you?
- 21:58[SPEAKER_03]: It's the last 15 seconds of a medication commercial.
- 22:01[SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk to him about anal bleeding.
- 22:02[SPEAKER_03]: All the bad stuff.
- 22:05[SPEAKER_02]: It looks great, everything's wonderful.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_02]: They've experienced psychotic episodes where you think things are being moved and they're not really being moved.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 22:12[SPEAKER_04]: If you have intense urges to gamble, like Brendan Sorsby, call 1-800-MITIT.
- 22:16[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is exactly what I was saying.
- 22:19[SPEAKER_04]: I laughed at the medications that give you an intense urge to gamble.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_02]: I mean time they talk about blood coming out of the heinous me and general what what did they just oh yeah no I'm horrible we the many news we played a game on Shax podcast once called side effects may include and I would just play that part of the commercial and they had to guess what the drug was for what did he do and it was like anal bleeding and you know cause it's thoughts of suicide and it was this whole like list of not and then it was like for anti-exciting
- 22:52[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't like all that stuff would give me infinitely more anxiety if I just thought it was gonna die all the time because I was on the entire anxiety medication Well, Mr. Bivill.
- 23:03[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank you very much.
- 23:04[SPEAKER_02]: Right, Rob.
- 23:05[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
- 23:06[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 23:10[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't jealous.
- 23:12[SPEAKER_04]: Question number one, who could be the worst pick for the next James Bond?
- 23:19[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so I had this debate with the wife.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_03]: and she did not like my answer are you asking who they actually would pick that we think would be terrible or just a terrible pick and just a terrible pick for for James that's a very general and she said that they should pick a woman and I said hell no yeah I am I listen if you want a female James bond that's fine just create a new character
- 23:44[SPEAKER_04]: Which would be wrong.
- 23:45[SPEAKER_03]: What are you going to call him like, Joe Bond?
- 23:47[SPEAKER_03]: No, come on, Joe.
- 23:48[SPEAKER_03]: My hand.
- 23:48[SPEAKER_03]: What are we doing?
- 23:49[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm Bond.
- 23:49[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Spawn.
- 23:50[SPEAKER_02]: It sounds like the president of the H.O.A.
- 23:51[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:52[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:53[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:55[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:56[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:57[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:57[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 23:58[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:01[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:03[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:04[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:06[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:07[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:08[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to be fun.
- 24:11[SPEAKER_02]: It's
- 24:13[SPEAKER_04]: I would say for me when I thought about this question, I thought there's so many names, so many different ways you can go with this question, but I'm going to say Jim Carrey, he would be the worst Jim James Bond, but that is, they would never work, they would never work, can I do you try to true stall word of Gary Bucy, oh God, he's always doing his bond, trying to do an English accent, oh I get his, I'll be so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, just breaking to the camera, just, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible, so terrible,
- 24:40[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it would be bad who I could see them like Ash and Kutcher would be bad because you couldn't take him seriously.
- 24:47[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think oh, that's a good pick because that's like I can see them picking him But like he couldn't you couldn't take him seriously.
- 24:52[SPEAKER_04]: Did he get out of Hollywood?
- 24:53[SPEAKER_04]: What's his deal?
- 24:54[SPEAKER_04]: Like I don't know what happened Yeah, don't even admit it.
- 24:57[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, nothing.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_03]: Well, dude ever since you were doing a show with the dude that's now in jail for rape
- 25:01[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, that's just in he was doing that show and that's for that 70 show.
- 25:04[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
- 25:05[SPEAKER_03]: No, they were doing a different show and that looks for like five years.
- 25:08[SPEAKER_03]: They had a show.
- 25:09[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, Masterson went to.
- 25:11[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, rightfully so, but you know, that show went into syndication.
- 25:14[SPEAKER_04]: What did they do in the money?
- 25:16[SPEAKER_04]: Does he have like a trust fund?
- 25:17[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what do you do?
- 25:18[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 25:19[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy.
- 25:20[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy.
- 25:20[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you got to be on the buy here.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_03]: You're you commissary money.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_03]: That's where it goes.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_02]: You get hurt by my, yes.
- 25:29[SPEAKER_02]: Did you take this?
- 25:30[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 25:31[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 25:31[SPEAKER_02]: In the looses.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 25:33[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not residuals in looses.
- 25:36[SPEAKER_04]: So you can get polysauce in the cell.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_04]: You chop it up.
- 25:40[SPEAKER_04]: Chop up the garlic.
- 25:40[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a real small.
- 25:42[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to real small.
- 25:43[SPEAKER_04]: That's the trick.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_04]: That's the trick.
- 25:45[SPEAKER_04]: Question number two.
- 25:47[SPEAKER_04]: What's the widow maker or instant death?
- 25:50[SPEAKER_04]: And your career or hobby?
- 25:53[SPEAKER_04]: What instantly leads to like career suicide in your career or hobby?
- 25:58[SPEAKER_04]: What is the Widowmaker?
- 26:00[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I mean, radio would have been just saying something for pulse of our borrifying a board on the air.
- 26:05[SPEAKER_03]: Just Instant make a list of what it could be.
- 26:08[SPEAKER_02]: You know, radio honestly most of the things we've set up this podcast Yeah, basically, yeah
- 26:15[SPEAKER_03]: fascinating, going back in my fall process, a lot of the stuff that I said during my 20 years of radio, if I said that all stuff now would be a death now, maybe you've been you to be canceled and fired.
- 26:28[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 26:29[SPEAKER_03]: Immediately.
- 26:30[SPEAKER_02]: I think stepping on my office, Greg, you know, my food is right, though, because every now and then I'll be like, looking for a piece of audio and I'll end up like down a rabbit hole of audio archive and I'll be like, listen, it all bits that we did.
- 26:40[SPEAKER_02]: That's tough.
- 26:42[SPEAKER_04]: how did this go on the radio like how did he play this on the radio and not all immediately get fired and we not one of our half of our ass in the such shock shock era though I mean that's what it was and then people got serious and then I'm telling you I know when the world changed it's when the grand hell all sons said don't say gay that was the beginning of it I was like what do you mean grand hell on this commercial why can't I say I call my buddy
- 27:08[SPEAKER_04]: It's no, it says stay out of it.
- 27:10[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 27:11[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all the time.
- 27:13[SPEAKER_04]: Why are you lecturing me, Grant Hill?
- 27:16[SPEAKER_02]: Stay out of it, Grant Hill.
- 27:18[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
- 27:19[SPEAKER_04]: When this question is kind of resonated with me, because the Widowmaker in my career is known as a Widowmaker.
- 27:25[SPEAKER_04]: It's, you have, oh, we know.
- 27:27[SPEAKER_04]: It's the heart of time.
- 27:27[SPEAKER_04]: I literally have it.
- 27:28[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, quite literally.
- 27:29[SPEAKER_04]: It's when the main coronary artery that feeds like the left ventricles that, and you have ST elevation and all 12 leads, and it's through the roof, and you see it, and when you see it,
- 27:37[SPEAKER_04]: they look like ish they are the widow maker so that is the widow maker it's actually the widow maker question number three now we've asked a version of this but I you got to think of the question what's a movie quote that 90 90% of people would recognize initially so we got to think not just our generation what's a movie quote and 90% of people would recognize instantly
- 28:06[SPEAKER_03]: But I've got to think where I was this weekend, if I said, if you build it, he will come.
- 28:12[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't know about like my nephew has never seen the movie, bro.
- 28:16[SPEAKER_02]: And that's just it.
- 28:18[SPEAKER_02]: Like we have a lot of like high school level, like senior interns at the radio station this summer.
- 28:26[SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of stuff they know now that I've just done by for Halloween just this past Halloween Shannon and I did Wayne and Garth from Wayne's world and I had the Wayne's world had she teased her hair and put on we look great it was an awesome costume all the social media girls none of us have ever heard of Wayne's world didn't know what it was, didn't understand I'm like I was a really popular couple of movies and a sketch on Saturday and live it was like
- 28:56[SPEAKER_03]: It's not going to just go home and just cry and drink together.
- 28:59[SPEAKER_02]: Like it says weights rolled on the hat.
- 29:01[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know what it is.
- 29:02[SPEAKER_04]: And then like no kiss.
- 29:05[SPEAKER_04]: You tell me, talk to me, goose.
- 29:07[SPEAKER_04]: I know where it's coming from.
- 29:07[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think 90% of people know what talk to me.
- 29:09[SPEAKER_04]: Go say, so I'll give you an answer.
- 29:11[SPEAKER_04]: Because maybe I'll clue you in on this side.
- 29:13[SPEAKER_04]: I think 90% of the people would instantly recognize this quote and finish it.
- 29:18[SPEAKER_01]: If I said, to infinity.
- 29:21[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think 90% knows.
- 29:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:25[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 29:26[SPEAKER_02]: I think 90% knows.
- 29:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:29[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:31[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 29:32[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I want to say we're going to need a bigger boat.
- 29:36[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
- 29:37[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't think, if I said that to my daughter, I don't know what that was 50%.
- 29:42[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
- 29:42[SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing.
- 29:43[SPEAKER_02]: It's a tough work.
- 29:43[SPEAKER_02]: It's a tough work.
- 29:44[SPEAKER_02]: It's a tough work.
- 29:48[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to think that if you just said anyone the force, they'd know what the hell we're talking about, but I'm not sure that they would.
- 29:54[SPEAKER_02]: I think that I think that one's the first.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good answer.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_04]: They'll force me with you, I think.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_04]: Because may the force be with you as a thing.
- 30:04[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, that's a great answer.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that's why my kid knows it because it's made the force.
- 30:09[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 30:09[SPEAKER_04]: I'm about live one in prosper.
- 30:12[SPEAKER_04]: No, not as mainstream because that's even they've rebooted Star Wars and they don't even say that really Well, it's hard to track them.
- 30:19[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, boy.
- 30:20[SPEAKER_03]: Now you just have to start Jesus.
- 30:21[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:21[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:22[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:23[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:24[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:25[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:26[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:26[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did.
- 30:27[SPEAKER_03]: I said Star Wars.
- 30:27[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:29[SPEAKER_04]: I said Star Wars.
- 30:30[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:31[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:32[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:33[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:33[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:34[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:35[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:36[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:37[UNKNOWN]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:38[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, did I say Star Wars?
- 30:39[SPEAKER_03]: Oh,
- 30:39[SPEAKER_03]: He said that from the grave that Paul said I got a leg of 30 old dead boss Very nothing in it man.
- 30:49[SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing left bro Just a second answer.
- 30:52[SPEAKER_02]: Gonna be open to the arc at the end of a raiders, and it's just just as solid as man He's a tough.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_04]: He's dog.
- 30:59[SPEAKER_04]: He's a dog's balls after getting murdered.
- 31:02[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
- 31:03[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my goodness
- 31:05[SPEAKER_04]: All right, a number, what question are we on?
- 31:09[SPEAKER_04]: We are a number three, number four, that was number four, number four, number four.
- 31:15[SPEAKER_04]: What is the human body's biggest design flaw?
- 31:21[SPEAKER_02]: sleep.
- 31:22[SPEAKER_02]: Even though I love to sleep, we waste.
- 31:26[SPEAKER_02]: We waste eight hours a day just laying somewhere.
- 31:29[SPEAKER_02]: Doing nothing.
- 31:31[SPEAKER_04]: I wish I could sleep.
- 31:32[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't been sleeping.
- 31:34[SPEAKER_04]: I would say love just sleep.
- 31:35[SPEAKER_02]: But it's an awesome time.
- 31:37[SPEAKER_02]: We waste sleeping.
- 31:39[SPEAKER_04]: I think a design flaw we have is our pinky toe.
- 31:42[SPEAKER_04]: because when you stop that thing and you don't really need that picky toe.
- 31:45[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my goodness.
- 31:46[SPEAKER_02]: That's like no, because that's not my fault.
- 31:48[SPEAKER_02]: She's been moving that table six inches every year.
- 31:51[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not taking toes that man caught.
- 31:58[SPEAKER_01]: I want to cut my picky toe off at this point.
- 32:00[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I heard so bad.
- 32:01[SPEAKER_02]: That's brutal brutal.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_02]: He's been on the floor just in tears.
- 32:08[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, do it again.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_03]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
- 32:36[SPEAKER_02]: And even go for it.
- 32:37[SPEAKER_03]: It's about real power, you know?
- 32:38[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
- 32:39[SPEAKER_03]: There should have been something in the body to factor in lack of willpower.
- 32:44[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, just saying some kind of governor internal governor.
- 32:48[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, like, like, why can we have a food governor?
- 32:52[SPEAKER_04]: Why can we have some sort of like an acto skeleton that has a girl and you know, and you know, and do you know those people were like really, really hyper fast, like metabolism?
- 33:01[SPEAKER_04]: Have you met these penis hats?
- 33:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, some kind of like do what they want.
- 33:04[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're in a state where the hell is like three bags and make Donald's dude.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_04]: I had a former driver, love him, his nickname was Bear
- 33:14[SPEAKER_04]: And that man would pound daily, like three honey buns, right?
- 33:19[SPEAKER_04]: Three honey buns, just breakfast, lunch and dinner, eat whatever the hell he wanted.
- 33:25[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I will.
- 33:26[SPEAKER_04]: So it's infinity and beyond.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_03]: And it will, baby.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_04]: That's yeah, to the calf lab and beyond.
- 33:31[SPEAKER_03]: And the guy was skinnier than a railroad track.
- 33:36[SPEAKER_04]: I was like dude, you're I look at a Panini and I just gained like five pounds dude Like I can't even look at a Panini.
- 33:45[SPEAKER_04]: I would literally go eat like not even a half pound of pasta And I'll gain five pounds.
- 33:50[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 33:51[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
- 33:51[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I'm gonna gain gain weight They're looking at something and I'm gonna be a Panini.
- 33:55[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be a chocolate cake I know it was like that exactly giant cinnamon bun Panini Panini
- 34:02[UNKNOWN]: me me.
- 34:04[SPEAKER_04]: It's just a fun word to say.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, the first the first time you heard it was like, Oh, I'll try to be me.
- 34:11[SPEAKER_03]: I'll try to put me me.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 34:13[SPEAKER_03]: They do it on George Foreman grill.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_03]: I'll do that.
- 34:15[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that sounds amazing.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_02]: I'll use it once and then put it in the cabinet.
- 34:18[SPEAKER_02]: Never touch it again.
- 34:19[SPEAKER_04]: I will tell you, this is this is a true story.
- 34:21[SPEAKER_04]: My, my best friend is dad.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_04]: I call.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_04]: He's a second person I call every day on Father's Day.
- 34:26[SPEAKER_04]: You know, live with him basically for like a year of my life.
- 34:29[SPEAKER_04]: Good dude and I talked amount of financial like ruin because he said, yeah, I'm thinking about franchising something I'm like you guys when they were real popular.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_04]: He's like I'm thinking about franchising Quizznose I was like really I was like yeah, Quizznose is awesome.
- 34:43[SPEAKER_04]: I was like yeah, I was like when they first came out Yeah, and then I looked at him and you knew know how I talked amount of it.
- 34:49[SPEAKER_04]: I go yeah, that's a great idea But what's gonna stop subways from getting toasters?
- 34:55[SPEAKER_04]: and subway got toasters they back then if you realize it was just one of the business and then fire house came out and like yeah they're thin and literally and that because that was their thing they made toasted yeah but needy's but bigger toasted sandwiches that's our thing and somewhere is like oh excuse me while I whipped this toaster out was it quizzos it used to have the the thing that was toasted
- 35:16[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, what was that?
- 35:17[SPEAKER_03]: That was a question, right?
- 35:18[SPEAKER_04]: That was you.
- 35:19[SPEAKER_04]: Just like you.
- 35:22[SPEAKER_03]: I remember at one point there was like a a national call for a Vio to to to get that gig of toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast.
- 35:32[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah toast toast.
- 35:33[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 35:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I remember you would go to Cuisnows and you'd be hungry and they make that sandwich You'd be like, and then they'd put it on the toaster and it was like Christmas morning on the other side You were just like you had to wait like five minutes for something I'm thinking through there, but you're like, oh my jam.
- 35:49[SPEAKER_04]: My jam was the chicken carbonara.
- 35:51[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so good
- 35:52[SPEAKER_04]: Now, here was my life hack because they were charging you like 12 bucks, but there was another chicken sandwich on the thing that was like nine bucks, and I would be like, can you just add the sauce to it?
- 36:02[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to figure it out.
- 36:03[SPEAKER_04]: I just made a chicken carbon area.
- 36:05[SPEAKER_04]: You guys are charging me three three for sauce, and that takes off the onions.
- 36:07[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want that yet.
- 36:08[SPEAKER_04]: Dummies.
- 36:10[SPEAKER_02]: You, you, dummies.
- 36:11[SPEAKER_02]: You're freaking idiots.
- 36:13[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you want to make, you want to make some of the restaurants head spin?
- 36:16[SPEAKER_04]: This goes to, you know, people listen on the show.
- 36:20[SPEAKER_04]: If I'm not the biggest avocado fan, I'm just not.
- 36:24[SPEAKER_04]: but go to a restaurant and order sandwich with avocado, but before you do, ask them, hey, if I order sandwich, how much would you charge me to add avocado?
- 36:34[SPEAKER_04]: And you should have said decent amount, right?
- 36:36[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing break the bank worthy, but they're about like, got 250, 350 or something like, okay, cool.
- 36:40[SPEAKER_04]: I'll take this sandwich without the avocado, can you take 250 off, and you'll watch their head spin.
- 36:46[SPEAKER_04]: I've done this twice, and they look at me the people.
- 36:49[SPEAKER_04]: Like why are you doing this?
- 36:51[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, cause I don't want the avocado.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_04]: take it off.
- 36:54[SPEAKER_04]: They got take off to fifth.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want it.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_03]: If you want to screw with people, and I've told this before on a different podcast that we do, go to the go to publics and pay them in cash with change.
- 37:07[SPEAKER_03]: So that so that the so that the correct change should be pure dollar bills like no change back and watch them just sit there.
- 37:15[SPEAKER_02]: They melt.
- 37:16[SPEAKER_03]: You wait
- 37:22[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a $10 back.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 37:25[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, why, it was, yeah.
- 37:27[SPEAKER_03]: No, you'll have to help them through it.
- 37:28[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to help them through it.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I've been when you're done explaining to them.
- 37:33[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to write this down and explain it to them and explain it to them with curse of writing.
- 37:38[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God, why?
- 37:40[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, can't I get that?
- 37:41[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't do, what are you guys doing?
- 37:43[SPEAKER_03]: You guys from a different planet?
- 37:44[SPEAKER_04]: Are you from Mars?
- 37:47[SPEAKER_04]: I just got a space X rocket.
- 37:49[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
- 37:50[SPEAKER_02]: Look at me very cursive.
- 37:51[SPEAKER_02]: Can't tell traditional time either.
- 37:53[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 37:54[SPEAKER_02]: The hand was your minute handed.
- 37:56[SPEAKER_02]: What is the.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_02]: I need digital numbers.
- 37:58[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, but I will say our teachers lied, especially our math teachers, because when we grow up, they're like, it's not like you're going to walk around one day with a calculator in your pocket.
- 38:05[SPEAKER_04]: So you better learn math, son.
- 38:07[SPEAKER_04]: Haha, look at you.
- 38:08[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_04]: Like look at you.
- 38:10[SPEAKER_04]: Look at you.
- 38:11[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
- 38:11[SPEAKER_04]: Haha.
- 38:12[SPEAKER_04]: All right, question number five, what would be an unusual reason you wouldn't date someone?
- 38:20[SPEAKER_04]: And usual reason you wouldn't date someone.
- 38:22[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I have to write an area for almost 20 years.
- 38:24[SPEAKER_02]: So that's why you got to get unusual reason.
- 38:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, like you wouldn't date someone.
- 38:28[SPEAKER_04]: No, like you're you're you're you're go back to your dating years.
- 38:30[SPEAKER_04]: Like I'll tell you mine.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_04]: You could be a 10 out of 10.
- 38:35[SPEAKER_04]: You could be my soulmate.
- 38:37[SPEAKER_04]: I know this in the center of my soul.
- 38:42[SPEAKER_04]: You have a horrible laugh.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, dude, you can't hold mine.
- 38:45[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
- 38:47[SPEAKER_04]: You have a friend dress your laugh or something like that.
- 38:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I literally knew a girl like she's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know you, oh my god.
- 38:55[SPEAKER_04]: I could never, never.
- 38:57[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 38:58[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
- 38:59[SPEAKER_02]: I'm 100% bored with you.
- 39:00[SPEAKER_02]: I can't just can't have a bad laugh.
- 39:01[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 39:04[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go I see what you guys are saying and what Joe Chandler's girlfriend and in front.
- 39:09[SPEAKER_03]: What's your name?
- 39:10[SPEAKER_03]: Janice.
- 39:11[SPEAKER_03]: Janice.
- 39:12[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go with if you have any body part that is disproportionately large or small.
- 39:20[SPEAKER_03]: Then she's good and I'm thinking like sign-filled man hands like you know, like something like that like if you have a really like long or like something just a really big something that you notice when that person Yeah, like if I know my friends are going to be like she's great, but what's up with that
- 39:39[SPEAKER_04]: What, what, oh, it is like, the jelly.
- 39:45[SPEAKER_03]: That's all you see moving forward.
- 39:47[SPEAKER_04]: Like the 3D picture finally when you stare at it, I can never see those things.
- 39:51[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, why you stare at it?
- 39:52[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to see a boat.
- 39:53[SPEAKER_04]: I don't see a boat.
- 39:54[SPEAKER_04]: But I see your six head.
- 39:56[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, I get you.
- 39:57[SPEAKER_03]: Why is her left eye about a half inch lower than the right?
- 39:59[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what?
- 40:00[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
- 40:02[SPEAKER_03]: She's like, oh, what?
- 40:02[SPEAKER_03]: She's like chunk from frigging goonies.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_02]: I hope to see you guys, if you look past the chunk of it all, then you do your job.
- 40:15[SPEAKER_02]: What's up with you, shallow out, even the chunk needs love.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_02]: Not for me, doesn't.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_02]: No.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody needs love.
- 40:25[SPEAKER_03]: I would say about 25% of the audience gets the reference.
- 40:31[SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually with us, we're so old, probably a lot of them do.
- 40:34[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 40:35[SPEAKER_03]: I want 18, listen to this nonsense.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you'd be surprised.
- 40:40[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_04]: Especially come season time when that other podcast is always have fun, especially with the fever.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_02]: You ready?
- 40:48[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 40:49[SPEAKER_02]: This week's title options.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_02]: A wreck to 13 feet.
- 40:55[SPEAKER_02]: God bless the beaver.
- 40:57[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, we all need seat belt extenders.
- 41:01[SPEAKER_02]: Cornide.
- 41:05[SPEAKER_02]: Joanne Bond from the HOA.
- 41:08[SPEAKER_02]: Rod Berry's Ghost Balls.
- 41:11[SPEAKER_02]: And to the cast lab and beyond.
- 41:14[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god.
- 41:15[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good one, sir.
- 41:16[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
- 41:17[SPEAKER_03]: It was there.
- 41:18[SPEAKER_02]: Figure can't use the rod very well.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_02]: But I had to admit it.
- 41:21[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.
- 41:22[SPEAKER_04]: I was cleaning that way, too.
- 41:24[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, rod race goes falls.
- 41:26[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh, the size.
- 41:28[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know where he did it.
- 41:28[SPEAKER_04]: What?
- 41:29[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 41:30[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know where he's going.
- 41:32[SPEAKER_03]: This is a man Star Trek fan as well, listen.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_03]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:36[SPEAKER_03]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:38[SPEAKER_03]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:39[SPEAKER_03]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_02]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:42[SPEAKER_02]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:43[SPEAKER_03]: They won't know why it's hitting there.
- 41:47[SPEAKER_04]: I like we can.
- 41:48[SPEAKER_03]: There's ghost balls and core night.
- 41:51[SPEAKER_03]: Let's try to get some Star Trek fans and don't.
- 41:53[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
- 41:53[SPEAKER_03]: We got a very, very, very ghost boss.
- 41:59[SPEAKER_02]: I had liked it.
- 42:00[SPEAKER_02]: The one thing that makes me giggle the most about show titles on weeks when one of you isn't here.
- 42:06[SPEAKER_02]: Like scoop for instance this week.
- 42:09[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to see the show title.
- 42:11[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 42:12[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be completely perplexed.
- 42:14[SPEAKER_02]: I have no clue what's going on.
- 42:15[SPEAKER_02]: I need a side that makes my soul happy.
- 42:18[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
- 42:19[SPEAKER_02]: I need some.
- 42:19[SPEAKER_02]: We're going.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_04]: Rod and Barry's ghostballs.
- 42:22[SPEAKER_04]: They don't even know.
- 42:22[SPEAKER_02]: They don't even know.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_02]: They don't even know.
- 42:28[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to sell someone.
- 42:29[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what he said.
- 42:30[SPEAKER_04]: Rod and Barry's ghostballs.
- 42:31[SPEAKER_04]: Space jam.
- 42:32[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 42:33[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the question.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_04]: Coredide.
- 42:35[SPEAKER_03]: Will the.
- 42:36[SPEAKER_03]: Will the title intrigue him enough to listen to find out?
- 42:40[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 43:03[SPEAKER_04]: We got that's our mission next time he's alive.
- 43:07[SPEAKER_03]: I have a theory that might actually break that.
- 43:09[SPEAKER_03]: We'll try next week.
- 43:11[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 43:11[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 43:14[SPEAKER_03]: I would think that if we had a show titled that.
- 43:18[SPEAKER_03]: mentioned scooping in somehow that led to a question he went away what wait wait what did I do yeah like he put his name in the title some of his name in the title yeah scoops might marry yes he's born ice oh my god he's all right oh he popped a lot I got it I got this is to every minute I have show every minute of that I got it I got it you know that age-old joke how do you keep them more on and suspense mm-hmm
- 43:44[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we just put it in a title.
- 43:46[SPEAKER_04]: Scoop in suspense.
- 43:51[SPEAKER_02]: This is all the show and doesn't have anything to do with anything.
- 43:54[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, so there you go.
- 43:55[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, name this thing.
- 43:56[SPEAKER_03]: Scoop suspense.
- 43:57[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
- 43:57[SPEAKER_02]: Scoop in suspense.
- 44:00[SPEAKER_02]: Last, last minute title change.
- 44:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there you go.
- 44:02[SPEAKER_03]: And I'll get to the end of your life.
- 44:03[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, did that.
- 44:04[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 44:06[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
- 44:06[SPEAKER_03]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:07[SPEAKER_03]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:08[SPEAKER_03]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:08[SPEAKER_03]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:09[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:11[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:11[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:12[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:13[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:15[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:16[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:20[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:23[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:24[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:26[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:27[SPEAKER_02]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:30[SPEAKER_01]: It was on you, buddy.
- 44:31[SPEAKER_01]: It
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